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Satellites Mating Via Robotic Arm

Roland Piquepaille writes "The launch of the Orbital Express mission, with its two satellites ASTRO and NextSat, the first one servicing the other, was widely covered a month ago. But what is happening in space now? In 'Robotic satellite servicer rehearsal underway in orbit,' Spaceflight Now reports about the progress done. A week ago, the two satellites were able to link to each other to operate the first transfer of hydrazine fuel from ASTRO's propellant tanks into NextSat. This weekend, ASTRO's ten-foot-long robotic arm is going to be used to move objects to NextSat. But what does it mean for international satellite operators when they need help with their space birds? Will they use a system designed for U.S.'s DARPA? "

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  1. rule 34 by Lehk228 · · Score: 5, Funny

    does this qualify as rule 34?

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    1. Re:rule 34 by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Funny

      "does this qualify as rule 34?"

      Space Corp Directive #34 clearly states that no officers are to engage in oral sex while wearing dentures. I'm sorry sir, but I don't see how this applies to the situation.

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    2. Re:rule 34 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      For people wondering: Rules of Internet
      That has rule 34 written all over.

    3. Re:rule 34 by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Funny

      Indeed it does. And YouTube apparently has the video.

      (Safe for work, not really safe to drink during)

  2. That's sick! by Xymor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm gonna post that on 4chan.

  3. Robotic Arm? by jlindy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like their more at the foreplay stage.

  4. Internet? by qbwiz · · Score: 3, Funny

    But what does it mean for international website operators when they need help to deliver their content? Will they use a system designed for U.S.'s DARPA?

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  5. The summary is mistaken by MutantHamster · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you do it with your arm it's not technically "mating."

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    1. Re:The summary is mistaken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I did not have sex with that satellite."

    2. Re:The summary is mistaken by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's not an arm.

    3. Re:The summary is mistaken by fishthegeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Congratulations! You have just dashed the last hope of many of us here! I hope you're happy!

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  6. wrong metaphor by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, these satellites aren't really mating. Are they exchange some kind of digital DNA or code? Is one going to become pregnant and reproduce?

    I'm all for understanding scientific miracles of progress in mythical or reverential terms at *some* level, but this one doesn't really fly with me. I would describe it more as doctoring or healing.

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    1. Re:wrong metaphor by dave420 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, they're not doing much, so they're kind of just fucking with each other. I guess that's why they said "mating".

    2. Re:wrong metaphor by MBCook · · Score: 2, Informative

      Check out the entry on Dictionary.com. If you look under verb, the entry numbered 15 says:

      15. to connect or link: a telephone system mated to a computerized information service.

      It is a perfectly valid use, and not a metaphor. That said... you can see what people here at /. are think about when the word "mating" is used.

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    3. Re:wrong metaphor by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      It's the correct usage of both servicing and mating. After all, regardless of whether or not you use a condom (arguably for the purpose of preventing the exchange of DNA and somebody becoming pregnant), it's still called mating. If you want, you could refer to it as regurgitating instead. :)

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    4. Re:wrong metaphor by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      OK, these satellites aren't really mating.

      Surprising as it might be to the language experts on Slashdot, "mating" means things other than sex. Call a plumber and ask them what mated joints are. The satellites really are mating.

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    5. Re:wrong metaphor by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected and better-informed.

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  7. Why? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Octopus would disagree with you. In addition, so would many of the artificial inseminators.

    Heck, there is even a case of a doc getting a BJ from another doc, and it turned out that she saved the sperm on the side and impregnated herself. Later, she was able to sue him in court for paternal support.

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    1. Re:Why? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      oh great, you just had to bring tentacles into this

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  8. tagged boycottroland by MustardMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Two roland blogspam articles on the front page at the same time... it would be funny if it wasn't a shitcock earning money he doesn't deserve by whoring other peoples' work.

    1. Re:tagged boycottroland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it would be funny if it wasn't a shitcock earning money he doesn't deserve by whoring other peoples' work.

      Much like Slashdot, eh?

    2. Re:tagged boycottroland by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Um, he hasn't been linking to his own sites for over a year, I think.

  9. Unfortunate word choice by edwardpickman · · Score: 1
    Satellites Mating Via Robotic Arm

    Does this qualify as a marital aid?

    1. Re:Unfortunate word choice by hey! · · Score: 1

      Unfortunate?

      Not as unfortunate as this "the first one servicing the other..."

      Sounds like satellite husbandry.

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  10. Yeah well by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    At least they're doing it... in Space.

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  11. Re:Servicing the other? by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    So NextSat gave ASTRO a reach-around?

    Rut-roh Rorge!

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  12. Won't be used by anyone else... by doctor_nation · · Score: 1

    I can guarantee no non-US agency or company will use DARPA's method any time soon. All space-related activity falls under International Traffic in Arms Regulations (ITAR), so it can't be shared with any non-US entity.

    1. Re:Won't be used by anyone else... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      You haven't the foggiest idea what you are talking about.

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    2. Re:Won't be used by anyone else... by dgbrownnt · · Score: 1

      Holy crap, people are actually talking about the article and not robots having sexual relations (or a lack thereof) in space!!

    3. Re:Won't be used by anyone else... by doctor_nation · · Score: 1

      Actually, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I have to deal with those restrictions myself- they directly affect the work I do. So I absolutely know what they mean. And I know for a fact that no technical information for anything that is planned to go into space can be released to a non-US entity (since 9/11). Broadly speaking, that includes any information that allows the device to be replicated- dimensions, detailed operation, schematics, etc. Although anything already in the public domain is OK.

    4. Re:Won't be used by anyone else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, rather disappointing...

  13. What does it mean? What does THAT mean? by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But what does it mean for international satellite operators when they need help with their space birds? Will they use a system designed for U.S.'s DARPA?

    I don't know... what does it mean when an Airbus passenger jet needs help with a bad engine? That systems being built by the US to service their own flying hardware should also be set up to fix other countries'/consortiums' hardware? Would something designed by the European space entities/ventures be designed specifically to service both their stuff and everyone else's? Why is this question even being asked in this context? Oh, right... because it's flamebait, and that generates chit-chat, like this.

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  14. obligatory in spaaaace by idonthack · · Score: 1

    Satellites Mating Via Robotic Arm ...in Spaaaace!

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  15. bow chicka wow wow by LordGilman · · Score: 1

    I tagged this as "bowchickawowwow"

  16. FINALLY! by Wiarumas · · Score: 2, Funny

    FINALLY... my fetish has come true! Those pics were so HOT!

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  17. The important question by PixieDust · · Score: 1

    Is who do i have to talk to to download my 1337 space robot porn? Is this a new marketing/fundraising tactic by NASA?

  18. WARNING: Parent link NSFW by frazzydee · · Score: 2, Informative

    Link in parent NSFW (contains hentai).

    The rule is: "Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions."

  19. I, for one... by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... am not going to make the obvious robot jokes.

    1. Re:I, for one... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Overlords space arm robotic new our welcome, one for, I!

  20. Robo Fisting by Gojaroo · · Score: 1

    The porn of the future.

  21. Why... by plasmoidia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why did the submitter have to phrase the title that way?! This is some really cool stuff. Yet as it is, I think I saw about three posts that did not in some way allude to sex.... *sigh* What are you to expect from the Slashdot crowd?

    Automated Rendezvous and Docking is an exciting field right now. Success of the Orbital Express mission is going to be a huge step forward (trying to be optimistic). The linked article looks pretty good. Space.com also has a good story on it.

    1. Re:Why... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Why did the submitter have to phrase the title that way?! This is some really cool stuff. Yet as it is, I think I saw about three posts that did not in some way allude to sex....

      The submitter has traditionally posted stories pointing to his blog as a way of getting hits. Therefore, he's gotten into the habit of posting things in provocative ways. "Robot satellites share resources in space" won't quite get the number of hits and comments that "Satellites mating via robotic arm" will. The quality of discussion is unimportant, he's looking for volume of discussion.

  22. Obligitary Futurama response by hack++slash · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals, so if anybody asks, you're my debugger." - Bender

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  23. Re:Mac Users Demand Anti-Windows Immigration Legis by wellingj · · Score: 1

    N/ot that it does any good to ask an AC anything, but what about Linux then?

  24. I give up by illegalcortex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, that's it, then. Even orbital satellites are getting more action than I am.

  25. robot in space by somebody1 · · Score: 1

    I'm a robot in space and I likes to ...

    http://www.gotdamnrekkids.com/Robot%20in%20Space.m p3

  26. Advanced Tehnology? by Reigo+Reinmets · · Score: 1

    I looked at TFA, and i watched the video and images in there, and came to a question:
    If my cellphone has a 3.2Mpx color camera built-in it, Why can't an expensive spacecraft like this have a decent COLOR camera?

    1. Re:Advanced Tehnology? by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Maybe because your cellphone doesn't have to send pictures from space to mission control in adverse weather conditions?

  27. Stuck Here by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    When you build a ship to sail deep space,
    you can't have a crew of mortal race;
    'cause a hundred years from star to star
    with a human crew is just too far.
    Think of all the beer you'd have to bring,
    not to mention...other necessities.

    So you fill your ship with a robot crew,
    you add a computer captain, too--
    you get some experience for free,
    from some old spacer's personality.
    Like some shuttle pilot who's just learned from his last mistake. ...That's where I come in.

    So, you find some bloke who's halfway dead,
    and you haul him home and you scan his head--
    And a hundred years of flyin' high is a damned good deal when you're about to die!
    'Till you've had a few decades to think about it.
    It gets lonely out in space.
    And a thousand frozen colonists don't count.

    Well, there beyond my solar sail
    are five hundred hunks of frozen tail.
    If I thawed one out (and I know I could)
    it wouldn't do me a bit of good.
    Don't have any damned body.
    Just this starship.

    Half a billion miles astern,
    it's another lonesome sucker's turn.
    So, I'll radio back and say "Hey, you!"
    Oh...I didn't know they took women, too.
    Lovely night out, tonight, isn't it?
    Gee, look at all them pretty stars.
    Yeah. Me too.

    So, we'll talk and murmer "I love you"
    like other star-crossed lovers do,
    and in eighty years, we've made a date!
    Ever see two starships mate?

    (That was from memory--Apologies to Frank Hayes for any mangling of his lyrics)

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  28. Yep, too easy sex jokes and the main point is lost by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 1
    I've seen a few birds spun up and super-synced because they were too low on Hyrdazine to be reliable for future stationkeeping maneauvers (*que sex jokes*). There are also uses for reducing the payload needed to put a satellite in orbit. Although orbital mechanics probably makes this less feasible, it's still an option available that wasn't (until this test proved the capability of the concept).

    To get specific, GPS satellites fire thrusters about twice a year to keep their orbit the right inclination, and the rotation the right speed (Delta V and Delta Yaw maneuvers). The satellites don't carry a whole lot of fuel for system design and weight reasons. The birds are built to last 5 years and have always had enough fuel for stationkeeping to outlive the 5. However, I've seen first generation (Block 1) last 13 years when only designed to live 2 (SVN3 for anyone who cares) as an R&D bird. Hence, current birds designed to last 5 can run out of Hydrazine at the 8 or 9 year mark. Those birds could be theoretically refuelled to last longer. A good rebuttal, however, could be the current birds are getting so cluttered that fuel is no longer a large cause for end-of-life super-sync.

    For the uninitiated, super-sync is where you boost the satellite far enough out that it won't pose a physical safety risk for that orbital slot. There are certain positions needed and if a dead satellite is there it renders it unusable (e.g. visualize a commercial airliner that gets a flat on the runway, and the runway is now permanently unusable....maintenance crews can't get to a satellite 12,000 miles away). You spin it up so that it remains stable due to gyroscopic forces. If it's spun up, and even super-synced, it's still somewhat usable in extreme circumstances (e.g. GulfWar I used a GPS bird previously unusable).

    Finally, my last point was in regards to satellites that use a lot of fuel. MILSTAR satellites perform thruster firings all the time and even do it automously (GPS is a big affair with lots of people on crew watching and commanding the firing....currently...newer ones are being built which MAY do it themselves). The satellite is extremely heavy, requiring the largest spacelift vehicles available for their 22,000 mile high orbit. If you could refuel at a orbital transfer point, it could reduce the weight at launch.

    Anyway, this comment will probably be lost in the sex jokes, but the implications of this are really cool for the space geek. For the other post about using it as a satellite killer...this is really something the US Military is trying to avoid. We could easily and completely render useless the asset of Space if we're not careful about debris. From a practical, and strategic standpoint, it's a bad idea. Sorta like briefcase nukes. Yeah, we can do it, but it's pretty stupid. (hence the nuclear artillary and briefcases are a relic from the 60s which likely will never be revisited).

  29. Arm... by session_start · · Score: 1

    So thats what these kids are calling it these days...

  30. Could cause a known medical condition... by Puppet+Master · · Score: 1
    Robotic Elbow.

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  31. How long? by johnsonjii · · Score: 1

    How long before the baby satellites arrive?

  32. "Check it?" by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the late 80s, APK.

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