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Hubble Space Telescope Detects Ring of Dark Matter

mknewman wrote with a link to a story on the NASA site indicating that they may have finally found dark matter using the Hubble telescope. We've discussed the stuff a few times in the last year, with the Hubble actually mapping out the dark matter in the universe in January. This, though, may be our first 'sighting' of the elusive substance. "NASA will hold a media teleconference at 1 p.m. EDT on May 15 to discuss the strongest evidence to date that dark matter exists. This evidence was found in a ghostly ring of dark matter in the cluster CL0024+17, discovered using NASA's Hubble Space Telescope. The ring is the first detection of dark matter with a unique structure different from the distribution of both the galaxies and the hot gas in the cluster. The discovery will be featured in the June 20 issue of the Astrophysical Journal."

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  1. Let's get this out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I heard it circles Uranus.

    1. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Corpuscavernosa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dammit, I totally thought I would be the only person to think of that one.

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    2. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      Damn, you beat me to it. "Um, Bob, you're not going to believe this, but I'm detecting dark matter surrounding Uranus!"

    3. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I blame it on that silly "one square" idea.

    4. Re:Let's get this out of the way by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      Environmentally friendly way of using a single ply of paper to get rid of the ring has been on everyone's minds, Sheryl Crow was unavailable for comment.

    5. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Bamafan77 · · Score: 0

      I heard it circles Uranus.
      Additionally, I hear scientists are speculating that some galactic being didn't wipe his ass nearly as well as he thought.
    6. Re:Let's get this out of the way by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      That's just great -- I just bought some vacation property there, and you're telling me the view is obstructed?

    7. Re:Let's get this out of the way by thegsusfreek · · Score: 0

      That may be the funniest website on the internet.

    8. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      That may be the funniest website on the internet.

      Yeah sure. Let's see if you still think that way when you turn 12.

    9. Re:Let's get this out of the way by ozbird · · Score: 1

      It could be worse: Capricorn.cx

    10. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps he's a Christian who hates god?

      Stranger things have happened.

    11. Re:Let's get this out of the way by fractoid · · Score: 1

      It's a lot easier to love someone whose faults you have not been forced to continually put up with your whole life, than to love someone who held you down and farted on you when you were little... :P

      (Not that this happened to me, I can just see a way around what you said... :P )

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    12. Re:Let's get this out of the way by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      that's Sheryl Clean Drop Crow to you

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    13. Re:Let's get this out of the way by haddieman · · Score: 1

      It's a lot easier to love someone whose faults you have not been forced to continually put up with your whole life, than to love someone who held you down and farted on you when you were little... :P (Not that this happened to me, I can just see a way around what you said... :P )
      I'm pretty sure that you were joking but still...
      "37Jesus replied: " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.' 38This is the first and greatest commandment. 39And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'" Mt 22:37-39

      As Christians we are called to love everyone. Jesus loved us enough to die for us. It would be a mockery if we just took His love and didn't show it to anyone else and there's no getting around that.

      sorry for the offtopic post.
    14. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fuck Jesus!"

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    15. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a heinous remark to make about Miss Crow.

    16. Re:Let's get this out of the way by thegsusfreek · · Score: 0

      I didn't find the crude "anus" humor so funny. What made it funny to me was seeing this site after sites that let you buy property on the moon and on Mars along with the radio advertisements allowing you to name a star after someone. That combined with the "anus" humor cracked me up.

      Nonetheless, I don't really think that this is the funniest site on the internet. It's called hyperbole.

  2. The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    except, of course, all the astrophysicists who often pointed out that exactly this kind of discovery was just around the corner.

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    1. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by lgw · · Score: 1

      But how do you see dark matter with a telescope? It's not dark in the sense that light doesn't pass through it, it's dark in the sense that light doesn't interact with it at all. I guess we'll have to wait until 5/15 to see what the science is behind the headline.

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    2. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by Rycross · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd assume you'd "see" it by observing how it interacts with massive bodies around it, like planets, stars, gas clouds, etc.

    3. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by lgw · · Score: 1

      You might "see" it as a gravitational lensing effect. Of course, that's far less sensational then claiming to see dark matter, as all you can really be sure of it that you're seeing a gravitational lensing effect (and this wouldn't really be news, as there have been a few gravitational lensing effects attributed to dark matter already).

      Seeing the gravitational effect on the massive bodies around it really wouldn't be news, as that's were all these dark matter theories have been coming from for years, with the exciting new data coming from cosmic microwave background radiation studies.

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    4. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Seeing the gravitational effect on the massive bodies around it really wouldn't be news [...]

      Agreed; but, seeing a star turn into dark matter, well, that would be news indeed.

      Perhaps it's my paranoid upbringing :), but I can easily envision dark matter simply being stars surrounded by Dyson spheres or Matrioshka brains, using up the entirety of the star's output.

      That might appear to us as merely a gravitational lensing effect, since we would not detect any electromagnetic frequencies.

      So, if we watch a star "disappear" then we will have proof that not only alien intelligences exist, but also that they've already taken over the output of 90% or so of the available stars. We're barely off the planet, and only have 10% of the playground. Depressing (or inspiring?) news.

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    5. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      The problem I've always had with dark matter is the idea that we first suggested the phenomenon as an explanation for why our current theories of gravity do not work on the galactic and above scale. Now, after we've determined that there must be some theoretical type of matter which contributes mass but does not interact with electromagnetic waves, we've determined that we can observe it through the same phenomena which originally led us to postulate its existance. Does that strike anyone else as slightly broken? Might there be some circular logic in that idea?

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    6. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by wish+bot · · Score: 1

      Yeah - you're not alone, but lets just say there are plenty of people out there who really want to see some dark matter, so rest assured they'll be seeing dark matter for years to come. Eventually one of the many other theories that suggest there is something wrong with our gravitational models - rather than some thing 'wrong' with the universe - will be revisited and the long dead discoverer posthumously awarded a Nobel prize.

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    7. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by penguin+king · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't believe you can receive the Nobel prize post-humously.

    8. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by trianglman · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the theory of dark matter came from calculations that showed that the universe should have more mass than can be accounted for by visible matter. Showing that there is gravitational lensing supports that previously only mathematically proven theory.

      The news isn't that gravitational lensing was observed, but the shape of the area of dark matter. FTFA:

      The ring is the first detection of dark matter with a unique structure different from the distribution of both the galaxies and the hot gas in the cluster.
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    9. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      As has been mentioned elsewhere, Dyson spheres would emit detectable blackbody radiation, therefore DM cannot be explained by such constructs.

    10. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's a shame that observations of the Bullet Cluster provide strong evidence of dark matter. Unless, of course, you can come up with a better explanation... so far, none of the popular MOND theories can, so you have your work cut out for you.

      Incidentally, I'm sure many people thought the idea of the atom was a hack. I mean, come on, an invisible particle we can't see, but is a building block for all matter in the universe? It's insane!! Unfortunately, personal aesthetics must take a backseat to evidence, and in this case, your personal feeligns about DM are largely trumped by the evidence which supports it's existence.

    11. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Dark matter theories based on observed gravitational anomolies couldn't really be confirmed by additional observences of the same effect. However, studies of the cosmic microwave background radiation give confirmation of dark matter theories from completely unrelated observations.

      In a nutshell, the CMBR represents a snapshot of our universe at a certain point in its early history. At that point, around 80% of matter was clearly something that didn't interact with light (nor electrical charge), but did interact with gravity, i.e., dark matter. The dark matter/normal matter ration observed via the CMBR matched that predicted by dark matter theories.

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    12. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by bodan · · Score: 1

      Also, Dyson spheres are not transparent, and must necessarily be (much) larger than the stars they "wrap". Thus eventually we should see them eclipsing something bright. It's not easy, but I'm sure it'd be detectable. (Remember we've noticed planets by the way they eclipse their stars.)

      As you post implies, I think, the energy of the star can't be _absorbed_; the Dyson sphere would become increasingly hot. Even if the energy is "used", either it escapes or the sphere gets warmer.

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    13. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Why should I have to come up with a better theory in order that I be allowed to criticize our current theories?

      And since we discovered Dark Matter via gravitational interaction, anything that uses gravitational interaction to demonstrate the existance of dark matter is inheriently flawed circular logic. Another poster mentioned the Cosmic Microwave Background as another source of evidence, which I do buy. But when you come up with a new theory based on observations of gravity, you can't then turn around and cite observations of gravity as proof that your theory exists.

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    14. Re:The Telescope Nobody Wanted.. by TMB · · Score: 1

      While your point is well taken, I would argue that detection of dark matter via the gravitational interaction of stars and gas (as it was originally found) is qualitatively different enough from the detection of dark matter via gravitational lensing (as in the case of the Bullet cluster, and I suspect in this case - we'll find out soon) as to be non-circular.

      The alternative to dark matter is that our theory of gravity is wrong, and different theories of gravity predict different amounts of gravitational lensing from the same configuration of matter. For example, the dynamics of galaxies in a galaxy cluster is (for all intents and purposes) the same in Newtonian gravity and in General Relativity, but the gravitational deflection of light from that cluster is different by a factor of 2. Therefore, a gravitational lensing detection of dark matter is an additional constraint over and above the dynamics of stars and gas.

      [TMB]

  3. Information Overload by TempeNerd · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Wow - I am impressed that they managed to provide so little information about such a momentous event!

    I for one will be counting down the minutes until their press conference and the availability of any actual information about their discovery.

    1. Re:Information Overload by IgLou · · Score: 1, Funny

      I for one welcome our new Information Overloads...

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    2. Re:Information Overload by Duggeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      I challenge you to find much more information on Dark Matter... that isn't purely speculative. Whining about the lack of information is even worse than the wildest of speculations. Get in the game!

      So far, it's all in the name; we can't really see it, ergo; dark. It has some sort of mass-effect in the universe, ergo; it matters. The only thing we can't agree on is what Dark Matter is. Let the speculations begin!

      1. - Maybe it's a Quantum Substance and we've already determined it's nature by giving it a name. If it ever gets in the way, just shine a light on it and it disappears!

      2. - What if it follows an Uncertainty Principle instead? Find a cloud of it, then put the lens-cap on the telescope. If I don't believe it's there when I take the lens-cap off, will it be gone? (Call it “Schroedinger's Haze”?)

      3. - The residue of “unnecessary emotions” cast-off by an advanced species?

      4. - Star farts?

      I'd like to hear any better ideas... [ducks]

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    3. Re:Information Overload by TempeNerd · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, "Get in the game!" - I may be wrong - but I don't believe I mentioned information about "Dark Matter".
      I am pretty sure I was poking a bit of good-humored fun at their lack of details regarding the forthcoming event.

      What FTA consists of is little more than a "meeting notice" - I was merely bemoaning the lack of something to chew on until Tuesday.

      I believe you misunderstood my post.

    4. Re:Information Overload by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Oooh I like Quantum Substance. Sort of like Vegemite but without the salt.

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    5. Re:Information Overload by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Leave Google out of this.

    6. Re:Information Overload by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      1. - Maybe it's a Quantum Substance and we've already determined it's nature by giving it a name. If it ever gets in the way, just shine a light on it and it disappears!
      Are you saying there are... grues in space ???
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    7. Re:Information Overload by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, this isn't really that big in terms of news, imho. Dark Matter has been the top story in most science magazines for at least 6 months now. I'm sure everyone has seen the false colour photograph of the colliding galaxies which "shows" where the dark matter is?

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    8. Re:Information Overload by IgLou · · Score: 1

      No way they were evil when I first posted! Oh wait, they're good now... damnit!

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  4. pic by antiaktiv · · Score: 5, Funny

    Screenshot or it didn't happen!

    1. Re:pic by idontgno · · Score: 1

      You're just asking for a goatse'ing, aren't you?

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    2. Re:pic by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Good sir, you are truly delightfully demented!
      My hat's off to you.

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    3. Re:pic by Gospodin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's the pic:




      (Stupid lameness filter...)

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    4. Re:pic by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      You're just asking for a goatse'ing, aren't you?

      This story is about dark matter, not about Uranus or black holes!
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    5. Re:pic by G-funk · · Score: 1

      The thing about rings of dark matter, see, the really major thing is, they're black. And the thing about space, see, the thing is, it's black.

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    6. Re:pic by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      Is there a difference?

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    7. Re:pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only we had the right inferometric reticles on the scopes, we could tell whether Dark Matter were Gothic, Corinthian, Modernist. I've been waiting for the Rolling Stone GenreTone Apochromocron Lens for months here....

  5. Re:Obligatory by idontgno · · Score: 1

    What, no Klingon jokes yet?

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  6. I didn't realize they could point it towards by postbigbang · · Score: 2, Funny

    Redmond Washington.

    Ok, mod me as troll. I deserve it.

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    1. Re:I didn't realize they could point it towards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot.

  7. We Impress Me by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is it just me, or are humans getting better and better at science as time progresses?

    I mean, it seems likely that this would be the case, naturally. Nonetheless, it still strikes me.

    We predict dark matter exists, then we show it exists. It seems pretty much assured that we will even find out what it is made of. This discovery further cements this feeling in my mind.

    We figure there is a chemical of inheritance, we find DNA. We know there is a genome, we sequence it.

    Everything seems to be a big puzzle, and we seem to be getting faster and more accurate with putting these puzzles together.

    I feel fully confident in speculating, for instance, that we will solve the gene therapy issues in mere years. That we will have household humanoid robots by 2020 for under $50,000US. That we will enhance ourselves dramatically genetically and technologically by the end of the century.

    Has science always been this inexorable in it's progress?

    1. Re:We Impress Me by rts008 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Has science always been this inexorable in it's progress?"

      I don't beleive so. My take on it:

      Timely communication over wide areas has started the 'inexonerable progress'. Telegraph, railroads, telephones, 2-way radio,and now the internet have boosted progress dramatically as each were implemented.

      I may be wrong, but the concept you seem to be looking for is 'singularity'. It's happening quicker as time goes- like a snowball rolling downhill, it may not reach the bottom of the hill (true singularity), but it's headed that way.

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    2. Re:We Impress Me by archen · · Score: 1, Troll

      I'd say it's probably due to specialization. In the past you had "men of science". Take Ben Franklin for example; a man who discovered electricity and had multiple inventions. In modern times a Geek who is at the cutteng edge of any science probably isn't disciplined in more than a few areas at most, and more than likely is focused on the one area specifically. Standing on the shoulders of giants and having many many people extremely focused on one area, it seems more natural that science advances a bit faster.

    3. Re:We Impress Me by smilindog2000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's an incredibly boring book, "Guns, Germs, and Steel", which I've mostly read (it's easier than reading the Old Testament!). The basic question posed in the first paragraph is "Why did Europe dominate the world?" He goes into fairly convincing arguments for why we are advancing faster and faster... technology feeds on itself in a positive feedback loop. He discounts the importance of the giants, like Newton, and focuses on the size of populations, the ease of communication of ideas and domesticated plants and animals between them. Technology is advancing at an unstoppable pace. The way it's going, it seems likely we'll either use it to kill ourselves, or birth a new race that we design... either biological through genetic manipulation, or electronic, or perhaps a combination of both.

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    4. Re:We Impress Me by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      it's easier than reading the Old Testament


      Well, that's a ringing endorsement for a book if I've ever heard one ;)

      I feel the same about our progress being both wonderful and dangerous. I am reading Asimovs' robot novels right now, and in a forward he made a deeply profound observation. Let me google it for accuracy...

      "Even as a youngster, I could not bring myself to believe that if knowledge presented danger, the solution was ignorance. To me, it always seemed that the solution had to be wisdom."

      I wonder if we are becoming as good at aquiring wisdom as we are knowledge...I'm an optimist, so I think so.

      But what is truly the wiser stance, optimism or pessimism?

      I would say optimism, because pessimism tastes terrible - and it's unwise to eat things that taste bad ;)
    5. Re:We Impress Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:We Impress Me by radtea · · Score: 1

      He goes into fairly convincing arguments for why we are advancing faster and faster...

      But we aren't. Consider:

      My grandmother was born in 1884 and died in 1980. By the time she was my age (early forties) she had seen heavier than air flight used in warfare and commerce, the end of the age of sail, the invention, commercialisation and massive popularisation of radio, massive urban electrification, and the coming of the mass-produced automobile, just to name a few of the bigger changes. Oh yeah, and votes for women amongst at least some of the English-speaking peoples.

      I have seen human beings walk on the moon, the advent of ubiquitous computing and the Internet. Those are the only changes comparable to those on the incomplete list I've given above that occurred in the first forty-odd years of my grandmother's life, and the first one has nothing like the social relevance of any of those changes.

      The pace of technological change is slowing down, and has been doing so my whole lifetime. I do not expect the trend to reverse itself any time soon.

      Depending on how you measure it, the pace of scientific change is arguably slowing even more rapidly (especially if considered on a per-scientist basis!)

      I'm not saying this to be all depressing: we continue to do remarkable things, and mapping extra-galactic dark matter (which is of course completely different from and unrelated to galactic dark matter) is remarkable. But I believe it is false to suggest that "the Singularity" is in the future: it is in the past. It happened sometime between 1903 and 1969, with good odds on July 16th, 1945 at a place called Alamogordo.

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    7. Re:We Impress Me by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      "Depending on how you measure it, the pace of scientific change is arguably slowing even more rapidly (especially if considered on a per-scientist basis!)"

      While you make good points overall, this piece is a bit disingenuous. Why on earth would we measure scientific progress on a "per-scientist basis"?

      It is the collective, not individual, work of scientists that brings progress. And so much has been learned in the past 200 years, that it takes longer, and is more work, for new scientists to come up to speed on where we are now.

      Human intelligence is partly an individual trait, but partially a collective one. A person growing up in isolation, with their basic pysical needs met but with no access to the intelligence or learning of other human beings is never going to be very intelligent. What has allowed our species to learn so rapidly is our ability to learn from each other, both directly and via indirect means (such as books).

      So comparing the "per-scientist" rate of scientific discovery between now and, say, 200 years ago is meaningless.

    8. Re:We Impress Me by amRadioHed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you got it in the other way around. Specialization is result of progress. In the past it was possible to have a strong grasp of science in general, now there is so much to know it just can't be done.

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    9. Re:We Impress Me by smilindog2000 · · Score: 1

      I feel that way sometimes. How cool would it have been to see the birth of powered flight? In 1907 (according to some spam I got), California had only 1.5 million people, and the average life expectancy was only 47 years old. But... I think we've had amazing advances, just not the sort you see flying overhead. We've built the Internet, and Moore's Law has held for nearly 50 years. My cell phone has more computational power than existed in the world in 1950. I was alive to see the first man set foot on the Moon, and I hope to live to see our greatest creations. In 1907, the average farmer knew a lot about farming, and a bit about the world if he could read the local paper. In 2007, we've shrunk the world to the point that I don't even know what country you're from, yet we can have a debate. I believe that human beings are the animal that network. Ant's build some pretty amazing networks, but nothing compared to us. We have networks for water, sewage, electricity, natural gas, roads, Internet, phone, TV, radio, cell phones, air travel, mail, railroads, and GPS. Your mother is probably not old enough to have experienced the birth of networks for water, sewage, natural gas, roads, mail, phones, radio, railroads, or even early air travel. See probably got to see the birth of TV networks. We got to witness the birth of the Internet, cell phones, and GPS, not to mention on-line gaming. Imagine life before the computer printer, or automated spelling checker... Imagine how hard it was for big geeks like us to find someone to talk to in our dumb little back-water towns. I think we win :-)

      This decade has been especially good, I think. We're seeing new technologies that may provide cheap solar power, amazing batteries that can store it, and cars that run off it. Just about every field I can think of has explosive new technology.

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    10. Re:We Impress Me by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

      I think the events of the 20th century were also a factor; the first and second World Wars and the Cold War massively advanced our technological development, but only temporarily.

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    11. Re:We Impress Me by joe_adk · · Score: 1

      Well, we didn't even have a scientific process until a few hundred years ago, so we have that going for us now. Oh, and we stopped burning heretics (generally). Scientists have had a lot of ideas for years, and now their tools are starting to catch up. But I would say we must be near the end of the "low-hanging fruit."

    12. Re:We Impress Me by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >In 1907, the average farmer knew a lot about farming

      I recently saw an 1880's 8th grade school book. As I looked through it, I realized that, even if you updated the units and even if you provided some introductory material for people who have no ag background, your average high school graduate would have great difficulty taking a test from this book.

      Just thought I'd chime in with $0.02, not arguing with you or anything.

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    13. Re:We Impress Me by orielbean · · Score: 1

      Part of the author's points - because communications have intensified, the world at large has greater opportunity to hear and learn from the genius minds of people like Einstein, Newton, et al. He bucks the conventional knowledge that the genuis alone was enough to propel humanity. It also needed an appropriate medium to spread across knowledge that we've retained throughout recorded history (another communications advancement.)

    14. Re:We Impress Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I've seen that test. Maybe the book you're working from had better problems, but the reason I couldn't do any of the problems were because they included things like "make a deed" under "Arithmetic".

      Besides, different things get taught at different times. I happen to think combinatorics ought to get taught in high school, but it generally doesn't, meaning that your average highschooler will probably have trouble finding how many ways there are to take 40 cards from a deck of playing cards if we want no more than one Jack of each colour and no more than one Queen.

    15. Re:We Impress Me by sankyuu · · Score: 1
      It depends on what scientists are researching on.

      Still no time travel, commercial-grade flying cars, cold fusion, hover boards, cure for AIDS... some things just happen to be more attainable or "discoverable" than others, I suppose.

      humans getting better and better at science as time progresses

      Hmm... it could also be a function of the world's population. Your observation might correlate with the population of humans actually trying to solve the problem. More people would hopefully mean more scientists and more discoveries.
    16. Re:We Impress Me by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Is it just me, or are humans getting better and better at science as time progresses?



      No, we are just able to built on the foundations that have been laid over last couple of thousand years.


      Personally, I believe that we're slowly getting worse at science, relying more and more on technology than the raw power of our brains. If you look at how much the scientists in the 19th and early 20th century accomplished with how little technology (or how much mathematicians accomplished in even earlier centuries), it certainly seems so.

    17. Re:We Impress Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of what I was referring to about standing on the shoulders of giants...

    18. Re:We Impress Me by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      That depends on what you use as a benchmark. You mention the moon landing as one, and it seems that you hit on several 'milestones' for measuring progress.

      Yet consider what the moon landing actually was. Not much more than strapping a sealed container on a series of rockets and doing a lot of math to make sure they all worked properly. In the scope of 'scientific understanding' there wasn't much of a step forward. It was more akin to a demonstration of what mankind was capable of.

      I think a lot of what we view as progress (or our perception of a lack thereof) is skewed by the lack of 'flair' involved.

      I mean, as significant as mapping the human genome is, it can't compare it to the gut-punch flair that was detonating the first atomic bomb.

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    19. Re:We Impress Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I figured the universe and science and whatnot was like a big puzzle. At first, you have no idea where the pieces go. But once you put in the edges to get an idea of what it's like, and start putting in middle pieces, you start connecting the dots so to speak. "Oh yeah, that piece goes there!" Occasionally, you fit two or three pieces together that don't quite fit in with the rest, but after some work on the rest, you find their spot too. Sometimes, we don't have a piece, so we make one up until we find something better to put in its place.

      I suppose that eventually we might get the whole puzzle, assuming that there aren't any missing pieces. Even if there are, we could probably fake a few.

    20. Re:We Impress Me by Krellan · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or are humans getting better and better at science as time progresses? ...

      Everything seems to be a big puzzle, and we seem to be getting faster and more accurate with putting these puzzles together. ...

      Has science always been this inexorable in it's progress? Yes. The rate of change is increasing. Each new invention makes it slightly easier to invent the next invention, and so on. It's exponential, one of those scary J-curves. Nobody knows where it will all end up spiking upward to, but many people have thought of this before.

      As somebody else pointed out, the phrase you're looking for is "technological singularity".

      Google this for many fun hours reading. Read some papers by Ray Kurzweil. Buy a book or two by Vernor Vinge.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singula rity

      http://www.google.com/search?q=technological+singu larity
  8. Sludge... by Mockylock · · Score: 1

    Later they find out it's just waste dropped by alien spacecraft.

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    1. Re:Sludge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Later they find out it's just waste dropped by alien spacecraft.

      Nah. A fly had a bad burrito, became disoriented and flew 600 km straight up into Hubble's orbital path, froze like a dear in the headlights, and smacked right into Hubble's lens. Imagine the odds.

  9. Re:Hubble Space Telescope Detects Ring of Dark Mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, I sure hope Paul sees this. You zinged him!

  10. More info by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was about to write a comment panning this submission, because apparantly a one-paragraph press release - that doesn't give much room for an intelligent discussion - was the only information on this discovery. But I did find an abstract for a talk given at the American Astronomical Society Meeting 209, which was held in January this year.

    Authors: Jee, Myungkook J.; Ford, H. C.; Illingworth, G. D.; White, R. L.; Broadhurst, T. J.; Coe, D. A.; Meurer, G. R.; van der Wel, A.; ACS Science Team We present a comprehensive mass reconstruction of the z = 0.4 rich galaxy cluster CL0024+17 from Advanced Camera for Surveys data, unifying both strongand weak-lensing constraints. The weak-lensing signal from a dense distribution of background galaxies ( 120 per arcmin^2) across the cluster enables the derivation of a high-resolution parameter-free mass map. The strongly-lensed objects tightly constrain the mass structure of the cluster inner region on an absolute scale, breaking the mass-sheet degeneracy. The mass reconstruction of CL0024+17 obtained in such a way is remarkable. It reveals a ring-like dark matter substructure at r 75" surrounding a soft, dense core at r<50". We interpret this peculiar sub-structure as the result of a high-speed line-of-sight collision of two massive clusters 1-2 Gyr ago. Such an event is also indicated by the cluster bimodal velocity distribution. Our numerical simulation with purely collisionless particles demonstrates that such density ripples can arise by radially expanding, decelerating particles that originally comprised the pre-collision cores. ACS was developed under NASA contract NAS5-32865, and this research was supported by NASA grant NAG5-7697.

    Unfortunately I can't find the paper itself. So there is slightly more info, but not much :-(

    1. Re:More info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      " ring-like dark matter substructure at r 75" surrounding a soft, dense core at r less than 50".

      Frankly, I believe we've just discovered a galactic Tootsie Roll pop. This could be very bad for string theory.

    2. Re:More info by semiotec · · Score: 1

      it's an abstract for a meeting (see http://adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2006AAS...209.3703J and http://www.aas.org/meetings/aas209/), so it was probably either a presentation or just a poster.

    3. Re:More info by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're probably right. I was thinking maybe it had a formal proceedings, but a closer look at the meeting homepage suggests not (I did look earlier, just not very thoroughly).

    4. Re:More info by jmtpi · · Score: 2, Informative

      From the ApJ website:
      Discovery of a Ring-Like Dark Matter Structure in the Core of the Galaxy Cluster CL0024+17
      M. J. Jee, H. C. Ford, G. D. Illingworth, R. L. White, T. J. Broadhurst, D. A. Coe, G. R. Meurer, A. van der Wel, N. Benitez, J. P. Blakeslee, R. J. Bouwens, L. D. Bradley, R. Demarco, N. L. Homeier, A. R. Martel, And S. Mei
      Received: 06 Sep 2006
      Accepted: 02 Mar 2007
      Dr. Myungkook Jee, Department of Physics and Astronomy, John Hopkins University, 3400 North Charles Street, Baltimore, MD 21218-2686, USA (mkjee@pha.jhu.edu)

      There's no link to a preprint and no preprint on the arxiv (that I can find). I'm guessing that they're embargoing it until it gets published?

      I'm fairly certain this all just the NASA PR machine anyway. Another little piece of evidence to support
      what we all know: non-baryonic dark matter exists. I'm sure it's a nice piece of science, but I'm nots
      sure why it's on slashdot.

    5. Re:More info by mknewman · · Score: 1

      The mass reconstruction of CL0024+17 obtained in such a way is remarkable. It reveals a ring-like dark matter substructure at r 75" surrounding a soft, dense core at r

      MMMMM! Sounds like a delicious chewy center!

  11. baxter's ring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The photino birds are coming for us!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_(novel)

  12. Just don't piss them off! by iknownuttin · · Score: 5, Funny
    That we will have household humanoid robots by 2020 for under $50,000US. That we will enhance ourselves dramatically genetically and technologically by the end of the century.

    It could happen. But if we piss off those robots and the genetically engineered humans, they may band together and start an extermination program of us humans. Then we'd have to flee the planet in a fleet of ships while the robots pursue us. Of course, with the genetically engineered humans, they'll look like us and they'd be used as spies. Of course, there may be a comuter scientist who falls in love with one of them and helps the robots take us out. Then he'll go insane and start imagining his robot lover.

    I don't know if we really want to go there.

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    1. Re:Just don't piss them off! by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 1

      Well...the robots will be really hot though, right?

      Like, blonde, tall, mildly psychotic, accompanied by an incessant, single-note piano part accompanied orchestral strings..

      I can deal with sexy extermination...in fact, let's call it sextermination!

      I'm down.

    2. Re:Just don't piss them off! by tloh · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous!

      The most logical thing for them to do is to assimilate us all.

      RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

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    3. Re:Just don't piss them off! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      There is nothing logical about making biological tissue an integral part of perfect machine life. Biological material requires huge amounts of energy to maintain, doesn't function as efficiently or as cleanly as a well designed machine, has a pitiful effective lifetime, and failure of one component WILL destroy the rest of the unit. Machine material is effectively immortal, can run on as much or as little energy as is available, is effectively immortal, and can be designed so no single failure will destroy the rest of the unit.

      If our robots become borg, it's because we messed up.

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      It's been a long time.
    4. Re:Just don't piss them off! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      But humans could be enhanced with machine parts to serve a perfect immortal machine...

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    5. Re:Just don't piss them off! by tloh · · Score: 1

      I was just goofing off when I posted that lame borg joke. However, I think you're suffering from a severe lack of perspective. No machine yet created by humans have as of yet approached the elegence, efficiency, or versitility of what evolution has shaped over more than a billion years. Almost every living thing is capable of some degree of self-repair. For how much of our modern hardware can you say the same? Man has been designing tools and machines since our cavemen ancestors began forming abstract thoughts. But mother nature has been doing the same with Earth's entire biosphere when the sun was still a teenager.

      When your praise of machines are extend to computer hardware, the comparision to biological systems is almost laughable.

      Biological material requires huge amounts of energy to maintain, doesn't function as efficiently or as cleanly as a well designed machine,...

      Do you know how much waste heat your computer puts out? Or are you simply deaf to the noise of that case fan cooling the inside of your CPU? And also, with such a great design, how come each new generation of machines seems to sport their own form factor?

      ...has a pitiful effective lifetime, and failure of one component WILL destroy the rest of the unit.

      Let me as you: what is the average life time of a typical computer (such as *yours*) between upgrades? Can *your* computer function without a keyboard? mouse? monitor? It ain't growing back like a gecko's tail.

      ...Machine material is effectively immortal, can run on as much or as little energy as is available, is effectively immortal...

      I must disagree, as I've burned out two monitors, fried a Pentium, and suffered a catastrophic hard drive failure over less than 20 years since I've regularly used a computer. And if you've ever tried using a computer in places with low quality power, (such as parts of India, Africa, South America where outages, power spikes, and brown outs are common) you would know how fickled the hardware inside your box reall is. You want a reliable computer system, you need to invest a *lot* of effort to put together robust and well designed parts. You want a reliable lifeform, you go and pick up some pond scum from any dirty watering hole.

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    6. Re:Just don't piss them off! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      No machine yet created by humans have as of yet approached the elegence, efficiency, or versitility of what evolution has shaped over more than a billion years.

      We're talking about machine life, so this point is moot.

      Almost every living thing is capable of some degree of self-repair. For how much of our modern hardware can you say the same?

      If the problem of machine life has been solved, there's no good reason to assume a seperate self-repair mechanism wouldn't be possible.

      Man has been designing tools and machines since our cavemen ancestors began forming abstract thoughts. But mother nature has been doing the same with Earth's entire biosphere when the sun was still a teenager.

      Yes, this entire discussion does revolve around the fact that there'd have to be machine life before machine life could ever make decisions. If machine life didn't make the decision, then you're not looking at machine life, just modified biological life, which we have today. Are the blind people using prototype artificial retinas cyborgs? People with battery powered false arms? People who have a small electric current run through certain areas of their brain to increase their intelligence? Not at all. They're all biological life, and thus not relevant in the least to the discussion of machine life.

      If we're talking about robotic intelligence, we can't just do an end-run around the discussion by making the intelligence itself biological and saying "Machine life doesn't exist".

      Do you know how much waste heat your computer puts out? Or are you simply deaf to the noise of that case fan cooling the inside of your CPU? And also, with such a great design, how come each new generation of machines seems to sport their own form factor?

      Compare the energy requirements of keeping a computer running to the energy requirements of maintaining a food supply, a breathable atmosphere, climate control, etc etc etc. The heating requirements for ONE ROOM in my house to I can continue to live in it make my little PC look like a light bulb in comparison.

      Let me as you: what is the average life time of a typical computer (such as *yours*) between upgrades? Can *your* computer function without a keyboard? mouse? monitor? It ain't growing back like a gecko's tail.

      If my keyboard dies, I can replace it. If my mouse dies, I can replace it. No computer I've ever owned has died of age. The mill I work at has equipment that's been running for twice as long as I've been alive without anyone ever having to look at it. If my heart dies, I'm dead. If my arm goes, It's gone.

      I must disagree, as I've burned out two monitors, fried a Pentium, and suffered a catastrophic hard drive failure over less than 20 years since I've regularly used a computer. And if you've ever tried using a computer in places with low quality power, (such as parts of India, Africa, South America where outages, power spikes, and brown outs are common) you would know how fickled the hardware inside your box reall is. You want a reliable computer system, you need to invest a *lot* of effort to put together robust and well designed parts. You want a reliable lifeform, you go and pick up some pond scum from any dirty watering hole.

      I work with reliably designed equipment every day. It's my job. Look at this from a logical point of view: If you're a robot lifeform, are you REALLY going to design yourself to the same terrible tollerances that humans design their throwaway society?

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    7. Re:Just don't piss them off! by tloh · · Score: 1

      Well, now your post makes sense. But I still think you're misguided. machine life. robotic intelligence. Show me? If we're going to consider this from the realm of fantasy or speculative fiction, I can conjure up equally amazing notions but with super-intelligent pink dragons. Perhaps you've thought a lot about the perfect machine life. And that's fine - I admire imaginative people. But what is to say that your conception represents the peak of existential perfection? I suppose you can think whatever you want. I don't mean this as a flame, please don't think I'm intentionally trying to piss you off or disrespect your opinion. But I think life as we have it, right now, the biological variety, is infinitely more awesome than any science fiction idea of machines conceived by man. Dear lord, man! We are still trying to figure out exactly how most of it works! :-)

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    8. Re:Just don't piss them off! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Be fair; We WERE talking about comparisons to The Borg, from a universe where there were a number of examples of pure machine life.

      Though you're right, it IS, since we're talking fictional things all around, like arguing that superman could beat the flash (He could. What is the flash going to do? Run away?)

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    9. Re:Just don't piss them off! by tloh · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.... do you think the borg can assimilate superhuman abilities? What would be the machine version of super abilities? (The ability to fly and super strength relative to animal life forms are pretty mundane for a machine to achieve.)

      But I suppose you're right. What I'm having a hard time wraping my head around is trying to judge as a creature of flesh and blood what the most desirable qualities are for a machine life form that doesn't have any basis in reality yet. Am I supposed ask "If I were a machine...."? But then again, If I were a machine, I'd probably wonder about all the things we biological creatures take for granted that are not a part of machine life.

      There is a problem with comparing things from the realm of thought and speculation to things from the realm of reality. It really is like deciding which is better: Florida oranges or the golden apples of Greek mythology. In the power example, we can measure or calculate the calories consumed by biological lifeforms with good accuracy, but does it really make sense to compare that against the power requirements of a PC which can't even do the basic machine equivalent of some of the life functions of the simplest bacteria? Since we don't have anything remotely aproaching the sophistication of a machine intelligence, I think it is a cop out to assume that the energy requirements of any such entity with the associated processing power would be naturaly less than that of a biologic life form.

      Regarding regenerative abilities, it's easy to conjucture up the idea of self-replication/self-repairing Von Neumann Probes, but again, in the absence of a viable concrete example it makes little sense to say that one is superior to another. From a conceptual perspective (based purely on the essential principles of each type of life forms) hearts can be transplanted (though this is currently still an imperfect reality, it is nonetheless a reality rather than a conjecture.) There is every reason to anticipate that complete replacement with a regenerated heart is possible in the future. Likewise, severed limbs can be reattached and possibly also completely regrown in the future. (Didn't some woman in Europe get a face transplant recently?) These are all medical interventions, no different from a user physically replacing a malfunctioning computer part. There is no reason to assume that further human evolution biologically (be it artificial or natural) can not approach the same level of advancement that you anticipate for a machine life form.

      I will conclude by addressing your last point:

      "I work with reliably designed equipment every day. It's my job. Look at this from a logical point of view: If you're a robot lifeform, are you REALLY going to design yourself to the same terrible tollerances that humans design their throwaway society?"

      If the economic trade-offs work out in favor of producing low tolerance products for throwaway applications, why not? Human society is not inefficient - as a whole, we have motivations that currently place such types of efficiency at a lower priority. It isn't that we can't do it, we have simply chosen not to. It isn't something I'm too thrilled about either. As a child, I grew up in a different society that is a *lot* less consumer oriented and very frugal about everyday resources.

      But you know, in the end, it is ALL a moot point. As long as we are talking about science fiction. Why not just dispense with physical existance all together? Why not just choose to be beings of pure energy like the ascended Ancients of Stargate SG-1?

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  13. Re:Obligatory by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    There's a 1% chance that I might have found that funny if you'd found a way to spell Uranus that actually contained the 4-letter word that's supposed to be the source of the humor.

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  14. how you see dark matter by TMB · · Score: 5, Informative

    Given that the press conference isn't until May 15, I can't say for sure, but based on the brief blurb on the NASA website, it's almost certainly a gravitational lensing measurement.

    It's true that dark matter doesn't interact directly with light, but it does curve space (ie. generate gravity), which light travels through. So light feels the gravitational effect of dark matter, a phenomenon known as "gravitational lensing". Essentially, the images of background galaxies going through a concentration of dark matter become magnified and distorted.

    I don't know whether this is a strong lensing or weak lensing measurement. In strong lensing, the distortion is extreme and the images of the background get stretched into long tangential (and radial, though they're rarer) arcs like this. In the case of weak lensing, the distortion in any one image is small, but all images in a certain area are distorted coherently so you can statistically disentangle the signal.

    Given the distorted images of the background galaxies, you can determine what mass distribution was responsible for those distortions, thereby producing a "mass map". It appears that in this case (again, based on the brief blurb), the mass map shows some sort of ring-like structure that isn't seen at any other wavelength (which non-dark matter would produce).

    [TMB]

    1. Re:how you see dark matter by snozbarry · · Score: 1

      Thanks! I now have a clearer understanding of how we would perceive dark matter.

    2. Re:how you see dark matter by rabiddeity · · Score: 1

      Wow. Looking at the sheer number of galaxies in that photograph, thinking about how many stars are in each of those galaxies, realizing how huge a star is, and then reflecting upon the fact that the photograph you posted was but a minuscule part of the visible sky... it makes me feel really really small.

    3. Re:how you see dark matter by Control+Group · · Score: 1

      Yep. It gives me the shivers, sometimes.

      Have you ever seen the Hubble Deep Field image, though? I've been using that as my wallpaper for a while now; a jpeg named "the galaxies like dust".

      It's amazing.

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      Reality has a conservative bias: it conserves mass, energy, momentum...
  15. Urrectum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They really need to change the name of that planet, to get rid of that stupid joke once and for all.

    1. Re:Urrectum by FiveDollarYoBet · · Score: 1

      Yeah but planet balloon knot doesn't have a very scientific ring to it!

    2. Re:Urrectum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that joke doesn't get posted to every single Slashdot story that even remotely deals with astronomy, does it? You must be really proud of yourself for thinking of that...

  16. Typical by malsdavis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why does the title read "Hubble Space Telescope Detects Ring of Dark Matter" when - as the first line of the summary states -, the HST actually only " may have finally found dark matter".

    "Has found" and "may have found" are very different things. I "may have" the lotto ticket which is going to win me millions of dollars in Saturday's draw; on the other hand, I may not. To pre-emptively state a conclusion before it has been made is foolish and extremely unscientific and simply not an accurate description.

    1. Re:Typical by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      An accurate title or summary? Where do you think we are, Slashdot?

    2. Re:Typical by Dacelo+Gigas · · Score: 1

      Why does the title read "Hubble Space Telescope Detects Ring of Dark Matter" when - as the first line of the summary states -, the HST actually only " may have finally found dark matter".

      The Slashdot editors are moonlighting at NASA.

      Dacelo

    3. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Has found" and "may have found" are very different things. I "may have" the lotto ticket which is going to win me millions of dollars in Saturday's draw; on the other hand, I may not. To pre-emptively state a conclusion before it has been made is foolish and extremely unscientific and simply not an accurate description.


      Ya. It's a lot like a paycheck. You haven't been paid until the check clears the bank and they've deducted the overdraft fees from the previous month's optimism. OTOH, we're talking about U$$ government work, here.
    4. Re:Typical by ekgringo · · Score: 0

      Because "Hubble Space Telescope Detects Ring of Dark Matter" sounds way more interesting as a headline than "One or two scientists think that some data from the Hubble Space Telescope may potentially indicate signs of what we might consider to be proof of the existence of Dark Matter, which has previously only been theorized to exist, although it's too early to be absolutely, positively certain".

    5. Re:Typical by mknewman · · Score: 1

      I agree that this is a very speculative article, but I thought it was Interesting, so I passed it on word for word to /. who rewrote it a bit. Take it with a grain of salt, I just thought ya'll might be interested in it. Since it's not even released yet it's premature to try to do peer review on it, so let's revisit it on May 15.

  17. We predict luminiferous aether by vlad_petric · · Score: 4, Insightful
    We find no luminiferous aether.

    Not all scientific predictions are made equal.

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    The Raven

    1. Re:We predict luminiferous aether by Lijemo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "We find no luminiferous aether.
      Not all scientific predictions are made equal."

      that was a very useful prediction.

      We predicted luminous aether: it was a logical theory. We had good reason to believe that light was a wave, we had no reason to imagine that a wave could exist without a physical medium (air, water, etc.)

      It was a falsifiable theory.

      For a long time people tried to prove it, but measurements weren't sensitive enough. Finally, a sensitive enough experiment was developed, and it found-- nothing!

      This was far more useful than if they had found something.

      On discovering that the theory was wrong, they didn't try to argue that it was really still correct. They puzzled about what it could mean: how can a wave exist without a substance to wave through?

      Many incredibly significant scientific advances of the next few decades came out of this enigma. If there had been no luniniferous aether theory, there would have been no enigma, and perhaps many of these discoveries would not yet have come about.

      The usefulness of a theory is not in whether it's correct or not. The usefulness of a theory comes from what you learn while trying to discover whether or not it is correct.

    2. Re:We predict luminiferous aether by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      On discovering that the theory was wrong, they didn't try to argue that it was really still correct.


      Oh yes they did. The Sagnac effect even seemed to prove that it existed, as he claimed.
      But there was still huge value in the findings. You can only really explain the absence of an ether with general relativity.
    3. Re:We predict luminiferous aether by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      Ah, good point-- thanks for the correction.

  18. Is it too early... by grumpyman · · Score: 1

    ... to be too excited about this? I mean, scientists characterizes the behavior and name the thingie 'dark matter'. So even when they can conclusively say this ring-thing is made of such and such, but who knows how many type of 'dark matter' there really are.

  19. Dark matter was already detected by Burz · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...last year: astronomers could see in the aftermath of two colliding galactic clusters.

    The visible matter's momentum through space was impeded at quite a different rate than dark matter. This left four distinct zones of gravitational lensing, but only TWO were associated with visible matter. The other two were dark matter halos that had been separated from each galactic cluster.

    1. Re:Dark matter was already detected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but many people were still skeptical. This observation may actually provide a way not only to demonstrate the existence of dark matter (or something that behaves like dark matter)but even investigate the accuracy of certain models in greater detail.

    2. Re:Dark matter was already detected by spun · · Score: 1

      Yes, but in that instance, there were two blobs of matter that slowed due to mutual interaction, gas pressure and whatnot, while the two associated blobs of dark matter shot off ahead. In this, it's a ring of dark matter.

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    3. Re:Dark matter was already detected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Galactic chromatography. Cool. We just need to scale that down a bit though.

  20. Klingon Jokes! by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    What, no Klingon jokes yet? Don't worry, I got it covered!

    KANG: De-lak DOH! Bosh-ta-jah Uranus!
    KODOS: jIyajbe'! Uranus-ghor tlhInganpu' tagh'a'?
    KANG: yIDoghQo'! ... nuq Daq 'oH puchp"e'?

    (My Klingonese is better than most people's Swahili...)
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    ---GEC
    I'm but the humble pupil, seeking to snatch the scratchbuilt pebble from the master's fully articulated hand
    1. Re:Klingon Jokes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how about a translation for the Swahili-speakers?

    2. Re:Klingon Jokes! by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      All I can say is that almost all of the text of the joke is from various online Klingon phrasebooks - so Google is your friend.

      It's pretty much the kind of "Klingons on Uranus" joke one would expect, though. The kind that probably doesn't make sense unless you translate it to English first. :)

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      ---GEC
      I'm but the humble pupil, seeking to snatch the scratchbuilt pebble from the master's fully articulated hand
  21. Nibbler can't be far away by dangitman · · Score: 1

    "It seems dark-matter is nature's sex drug. It's like a perverted trail mix of penguin estrogen, penguine Viagra and Spanish penguin fly." - Paul, the space hippy

    --
    ... and then they built the supercollider.
    1. Re:Nibbler can't be far away by AngryJim · · Score: 1

      wait, is that from Futurama? It sounds familiar but I can't put my finger on what episode it is.

    2. Re:Nibbler can't be far away by dangitman · · Score: 1

      It's the episode where they have to drive the dark oil matter tanker to make a delivery, and Leela protests. So Bender is promoted to captain. The tanker spills and causes the penguins to overbreed. Bender resets in "penguin mode" and becomes the mother of some penguins.

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
  22. Don't get your hopes up by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's a string of overhyped submissions here in the science section founded on a misreading of the source article.

    Contrary to what the submission seems imply, the Hubble did not directly detect dark matter, and you can pretty safely bet that it won't ever.

    What it did was find further evidence that dark matter exists. I don't think these media teleconferences are very rare, but they don't hold them every time somebody publishes a paper, either.

    My reading of the press conference announcement is that the shape and motion of the galactic cluster in question is not possible based soley on visible mass. Furthermore, I suspect they will contend that assymmetry in their observations rules out with some degree of certainty an explanation of the observations using Modified Newtonian Dynamics (MOND), because such a finding would lead to the suspiscion that the dark matter is distributed differently from the galaxies and hot dust in the cluster (mentioned in the release). Currently MOND is the leading alternative theory to dark matter for explaining the galactic rotation curves, but it generally implies the dark matter effect should be distributed in the same fashion as normal matter.

    It is the nature of the scientific method that contradicting one theory is further support for any unaffected competing theories. I think that's what is happening here. I don't think the legs are being kicked completely out from under MOND, but I'd bet it will be walking a little wobbly after this.

  23. Ring of Dark Matter by melted · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They should call it Goatse.

    1. Re:Ring of Dark Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how long it will take before a religious fundamentalist declares dark matter evil?

    2. Re:Ring of Dark Matter by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Philip Pullman? Is that you?

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  24. Brief Explaination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After his observations in the 1930's Zwicky argued that clusters of galaxies had enormous amounts of this stuff "dark matter". Then in 1970's Vera Rubin published studies showing that stars and dust orbited there galaxy orbited faster than they should be. This was a violation of Newton's and Kepler's laws. The only way to explain this was "dark matter". What "dark matter" is made up of is not known. Some theories are that is comprised of non-baryonic matter(exotic particles such as neutrinos) or baryonic matter(gas, dust, Jupiter size objects). The reason it is called "dark matter" is because whatever it is it gives off no detectable light. We can only infer its existence by how it acts on the environment around it. The speed of galaxies orbiting each other in cluster, gas dust and starts orbital speed around there centers and a phenomena called gravitational lensing.

  25. GGS in one paragraph: by oliphaunt · · Score: 1

    The book is only boring becuase Diamond makes his basic point in the first chapter, and then repeats the same damn point as the explanation for every cultural disparity that he cites as distinguishing between people from ancestral central Eurasia and, for example, ancestral Mexico.

    I'll ruin it for you: the point is that there were significantly more square miles of easily travelled arable land in the same climate zone accessible to people on the eurasian landmass than there was available to the Incas and Mayans. Since there was more land in eurasia, the people there had a wider variety of high-protein foods, which allowed for more leisure time to develop technologies. They also just happened to have more high-protein crops and easily domesticable animals like horses, cows, sheep, and goats. So all of these facts worked together to give southern europeans/north africans an insurmountable advantage in nutrition, which led to more leisure time, which led to better technology, which led to better nutrition, which led to more leisure time... lather, rinse, repeat.

    And that's why Spain conquered Mexico and not the other way around.

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    1. Re:GGS in one paragraph: by smilindog2000 · · Score: 1

      Hey! I'm only 2/3rds of the way through this damned book! Don't spoil the ending :-)

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    2. Re:GGS in one paragraph: by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Damn, and I was so sure that it was the butler that had done it, now you tell me it's nutrition ? You could at least have put up a spoiler warning.

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    3. Re:GGS in one paragraph: by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      You forgot the "germs" part. Having more domesticated animals and living among them exposed Europeans to more diseases and killed off lots of them(e.g. Bubonic plague), leaving the resistant survivors. Europeans arrived in the Americas - bringing their various animals along - exposing the native Americans to the diseases which they have not built up resistance to, resulting in widespread death without even having to use much of their advanced technology to defeat them.

      And the central "confrontation" illustrated in the book was with the Incan empire. Mexico didn't exist yet, :)

      And yes, the book is not very well written - I didn't finish reading it - which puts it in a very, very small group for me along with Cujo and Sphere. :) I can't fathom how it won a Pulitzer; _The Selfish Gene_ it is not.

  26. Pseudoscience @ Slashdot by Nymz · · Score: 1

    Why does the title read "Hubble Space Telescope Detects Ring of Dark Matter" when - as the first line of the summary states -, the HST actually only " may have finally found dark matter".

    Many news groups are filled with those that "believe" they are scientific, but don't actually follow the scientific method. Slashdot is no exception when it comes to pseudoscience.

    Examples:
    1) Those that believe Star Trek is science-fiction, and not fantasy in space.
    2) Those that believe Global Warming because they personally experienced a hot day or observed an inconvienint movie, instead of comparing Earth climate history with current solar trends.
    3) Those that believe I should be modded down for not parroting some political party line or pre-decided conclusion, instead of modded up for reccommending that we require observable evidence and logical reasoning in order to prosper.

    The Slashdot FAQ should suggest moderating down the stupid, instead of all others that aren't blind followers of one's own faith. (operating system, political party, pseudoscience) I suspect many flame-wars could be avoided this way.
    1. Re:Pseudoscience @ Slashdot by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
      Ahhh.. left and right.. both with their own sets of paranoia.

      left... "I'm melting..."
      right... "boogy men.. boogy men.."

      Neither can actualy DO anything about either things, but you don't actualy kill people trying to stop from melting.

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  27. Oops...telescope aimed at earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The discovery has been retracted after discovering the telescope was accidentally aimed at the earth and the persons behind that it was aimed at moved.

  28. in the year 2020 by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    $50,000 will buy you ONE chocolate-flavored corn syrup bar; unless you pay with Ameros then its only $5.

  29. What is dark matter, any way? by CokeJunky · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had been under the impression that 'dark' matter was simply regular matter that we needed to exist to balance some equations, but that we couldn't see. Wouldn't this simply reduce the amount of dark matter by making it observable?

    Or is my impression that dark matter is stuff we can't see wrong? Is it actually supposed to be some exotic substance (with comic-book like powers)?

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    1. Re:What is dark matter, any way? by TMB · · Score: 4, Informative

      Part of the confusion is that there are 2 separate concepts that both go by the name "dark matter".

      Dark matter in the broad sense is matter that we detect gravitationally but can't observe directly through any interaction with light (and if this measurement is from gravitational lensing, which I suspect, then it certainly falls into this catagory). We infer that it exists because the motions of stars and gas in galaxies, galaxies and hot gas in galaxy clusters, and the universe as a whole all act as though they are acting in the gravitational field produced by much more mass than what we can directly detect.

      Some fraction of this dark matter is normal ("baryonic") matter that just happens to be very difficult to detect due to its temperature and density... for example, a lot of it is diffuse gas at ~100000K, which is too cool to emit X-rays but too hot to emit much line radiation.

      However, from Big Bang nucleosynthesis calculations, we can estimate how much baryonic matter there is in the universe because the relative fractions of different isotopes of H, He, Li and Be are quite sensitive to the total amount of baryonic matter. And the total amount of matter required to account for the dynamics of the universe is about 6 times higher than the amount of baryons that Big Bang nucleosynthesis measurements indicate.

      Therefore, there must be non-baryonic dark matter too, made of exotic particles (or neutrinos, but there most likely aren't enough of those either). This is also sometimes just called "dark matter", which is confusing.

      Interestingly, galaxy clusters, like the one studied here, have most of their baryonic matter in the form of hot X-ray gas that is detectable... the density of baryonic matter we can detect within a galaxy cluster is about what you'd expect given the BBN calculations. So any dark matter in a galaxy cluster should be non-baryonic dark matter, which is why measurements like this are exciting.

      [TMB]

    2. Re:What is dark matter, any way? by pho3nixtar · · Score: 1

      Or is my impression that dark matter is stuff we can't see wrong? Is it actually supposed to be some exotic substance (with comic-book like powers)? Dark matter is actually that damn symbiote that turns Spiderman into a bad ass emo chick.
    3. Re:What is dark matter, any way? by CokeJunky · · Score: 1

      It is a rare event that a reasonable question receives such an excellent answer on /.

      Thank you.

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  30. No Pic Needed by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

    No pic needed, please see the story above this one.

    It seems that what the Hubble found was Jimmy Doohan's ashes circling around in space.

    Where they belong, i might add.

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  31. I'm biased, but... by Shag · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... there's damned little you can do with Hubble (other than observe in the ultraviolet, and honestly, when was the last time you heard about that capability leading to some huge discovery?) that you can't do with a reasonably large terrestrial scope.

    Hubble is, by today's terrestrial standards, small. Its resolving power is limited, even in the relative vacuum of space, by the size of its mirror, the size, age and design of its instruments, and so on.

    Yes, Hubble finds stuff. But it doesn't find disproportionately more stuff than 8-10 meter terrestrial scopes like Gemini, Subaru, or Keck.

    Do the astrophysicists want it? Hell yeah - sure, big scopes on the ground can deliver results as good as Hubble's, but there aren't a lot of those to go around, and there's a limited amount of darkness, good weather, etc. So having Hubble in the mix means more research can get done, simply because there's another good tool available.

    Just a thought.

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    1. Re:I'm biased, but... by Parlyne · · Score: 1

      Uh, what about this: http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0403/hudf_hst_big. jpg The resolving power of a telescope is not the only measure of its utility. Hubble is in the unique position of being able to see extraordinarily faint objects, because it doesn't have to see through the glow of Earth's atmosphere. The only way to image objects as distant as those in the udf is to point a telescope at them for an extremely long time. However, on Earth's surface this long integrating time would lead much more quickly to a totally washed out image just due to the faint glow the entire sky acquires because of scattering in the atmosphere.

    2. Re:I'm biased, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, on Earth's surface this long integrating time would lead much more quickly to a totally washed out image just due to the faint glow the entire sky acquires because of scattering in the atmosphere.

      Have astronomers never heard of background subtraction???

    3. Re:I'm biased, but... by aztektum · · Score: 1

      So at the end there you're really saying "There's damned little you can do with Hubble that you can't do with a terrestrial telescope so long as you don't mind not working at all if the weather sucks or it's not day time."

      Sounds like Hubble is still useful to me. Even if we get a new one up there.

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    4. Re:I'm biased, but... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely true. With electronic sensors you can detect faint objects even if they're fainter than the sky glow. Hubble itself doesn't have complete dark -- there's lots of dust right in the solar system that it has to look through. It IS a lot easier in relatively dark space though.

    5. Re:I'm biased, but... by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      Earth telescopes with optical resolving power comparable to Hubble have to use adaptive optics of some sort. Because adaptive optics requires a guide star of some sort — to measure the deformation caused by Earth's atmosphere and physically re-shape the mirror to cancel that deformation — you can't just point the telescope in any direction you choose. There has to be a bright star in the field of view for the adaptive optics to measure. Artificial guide stars, which use lasers that are reflected back to the ground by the atmosphere, help the problem somewhat but aren't as good as the real thing, since they don't penetrate the entire atmosphere.

      The use of a guide star also means that the telescope is only useful for a very narrow field of view. The only deformation measured is what's between the guide star and the telescope, so the wider your angle is, the fuzzier the picture gets, and the longer your exposure time is, the worse the problem gets. It's simply impossible to take photos like the Hubble Ultra Deep Field with a ground-based telescope: even if we had lots of bright guide stars to measure the deformation over the entire field of view, there's no physical shape the mirror can be in that will cancel out deformation in multiple directions at the same time. It's just not possible.

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  32. what *I* want to know more than any of this.. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    We have matter. We have dark matter. We have anti-matter.

    We have energy. We have dark energy.

    Where's the anti-energy? And why isn't there anti-dark matter? Or anti-dark energy for that matter (pun intended)?

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    1. Re:what *I* want to know more than any of this.. by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      An anti-proton is a particle with the mass of a proton but negative charge. A positron is a particle with the mass of an electron but positive charge. Photons have on charge. So there is anti-electricity (positron flow) but no anti-lasers. There may in fact be anti-dark matter. There is certainly anti-dark matter that is baryonic, non-baryonic matter may not have charge and thus not have anti-particles. And the anti-dark energy thing uses the same reasoning. The above is rather simplified and therefore wrong, but right enough that it should be understandable.

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    2. Re:what *I* want to know more than any of this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The anti-particle of the photon is the photon. Destructive interference in photons is the equivalent of particle/anti-particle annihilation.

  33. If I find another planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will call it Myass

  34. Cosmic rimshots galore by mudshark · · Score: 1

    With all the jokes on this thread, I'm wondering: Is humor relative, or is it a quantum phenomenon?

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  35. Let me guess - it will have a moon... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    The moon orbiting Myass will be called Holeintheground and will be in a very tight orbit - hard to distinguish the two, from a distance.

    Many will not be able to tell them apart.

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  36. Where have you been hiding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Last August, an announcement was made about the discovery of dark matter using gravitational lensing, based on CHANDRA observations.

    This past January, a map of dark matter was created using millions objects in the night sky as a result of a massive collaboration effort known as COSMOS. The 3d dark matter map of a 2 degree section of the sky matches predictions of the evolution of dark matter.

    So, what exactly does mknewman mean by, "may have finally found dark matter"? What rock have you been hiding under for the past year? (Not that the rest of slashdot is caught up, given comments random people make whenever dark matter shows up in an article)

  37. What's the matter? by durin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmmm....

    The fact of the matter is, that doesn't look like dark matter to me, more like white matter.
    Oh well, it doesn't matter...

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  38. Yeah, yeah by nagora · · Score: 1
    Some 18thC astronomers claimed to have seen Vulcan too.

    TWW

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  39. Royal Society/Natural Philosophy by splutty · · Score: 1

    Has science always been this inexorable in it's progress?

    It really depends on what you consider progress, and in what timeframes you're looking.

    During the 1650-1700 period a LOT of 'new science' was thought out, by such people as Newton, Leibniz, Spinoza, Huygens. Not all of it well grounded, not all of it useful, but that was a time where a lot of new thoughts were 'floating around' and being proven and disproven on an almost daily basis. These were people that set out to 'know everything' and in the process ended up creating a base that a lot of modern science still uses. Back then you only needed a rich patron to spend the rest of your life doing research. Nowadays, you're going to need corporate or governmental backing (either in academics or not) to get most things done.

    In comparison the 8 centuries before that, pretty much nothing of note happened for a long long time. It also very much depends (as someone else mentioned as well) on the social and political environment of the time.

    But if you're thinking that science nowadays is progressing, I can't totally agree. In certain fields it is, but other fields for example are totally stagnant, once again mostly due to politosocial environment issues.

    NASA is hardly doing to amount of discoveries they're capable of, due to simple lack of funding. The same goes for a lot of 'fusion' projects, for example. Mainly it's a limitation of technology vs cost. To expand on things now, the costs are so high as to sometimes be completely prohibitive.

    A shame really..
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  40. Dark matter: prediction or requirement? by perturbed1 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Parent says: "We predict dark matter exists, then we show it exists."

    Err. No. We did *not* predict dark matter. We were not expecting dark matter or anything like it when the Zwicky first saw that there had to be some "more" matter in the galaxies to explain the observed rotational curves. He probably first said: "Gee, well, that looks funny!" Zwicky probably said something a lot better actually, as he was known for his, often rude, mannerisms.

    The astonishing discoveries in science come when humans really have no clue what is coming next! Case in point: The November Revolution in Physics . That was the last time that the whole paradigm of understanding of particle physics shifted! That was back in 1974 and hasn't changed since! One new totally-unexpected particle, called the J/psi, was found and boom... the consequences were huge, for now, you *knew* that there had to more particles, namely the top and the bottom and that the W and the Z were predicted as well. Only after the discovery of all these predicted particles did the public came to accept the Standard Model and particle physics became a mature field. But, back in 1974, there were those who could see ahead in the light of this new discovery.

    A large shift in the understanding of the universe happened already in astrophysics with the CMB(Cosmic Microwave Background) measurements. I liken it very much to the November Revolution. The CMB observations, first from COBE and later from WMAP and various other ground based observations, show with high statistics that there is something missing if we assume that the universe is all baryonic matter. Imagine a puzzle where there is a missing piece and now, you think of a piece that fits in this place. Well, dark matter fits the bill very well and other observations, also back it up. So somehow, dark matter is required by experimental results... Now, those who can see ahead make predictions on what we will --hopefully -- discover next: a dark matter candidate particle at the LHC, annihilation products of dark matter in space, a signal in gamma rays from annihilation, plenty of lensing examples in galaxies,.. This is called phenomenology for a reason. You get an idea inspired by experimental results from an experiment and look at what other phenomena you would observe in the light of your idea/theory.

    End of my rant.

    To put your "inexorableness" theory in perspective. There are more humans living on the planet right now, then has ever lived in total in the history of earth. So take humans and divide them into two groups: Group1: from the beginning of human evolution to 1920 and Group2: from 1920 to today. Group2 is significantly larger in population. Do you think Group2 achieved more? Really?!! I dont think so! I see most of the population watching TV and going to work where they try to minimize thinking! Group1 had to struggle more for survival and had to be more inventive to survive. The pressure is off on Group2. Laziness is settling in fast.

  41. Lord of the Dark Rings by TheCybernator · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcomes our new Overlords of Dark Ring.

  42. Meanwhile, in the real universe by Ardipithecus · · Score: 1
    Scientists using the Dubble telescope believe they have found the strongest evidence yet that white matter exists, hypothesized to make up the 4% of the mass of the universe that has not been observed directly.

    Additional information will be released at an upcoming DASA teleconference.

  43. I see a house of cards by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    That link is interesting, but baked right into their assumptions is the existence of Dark Matter. They assume the mass ratio of plasma to solid stuff is high. This is probably based on the assumption that Dark Matter holds a normal galaxy together. Every time I've read about why dark matter is required to hold a galaxy together, it comes down to the galactic rotation curve "problem". I've said it many times before, using Keplers laws to say what the rotation curve should be is invalid, yet that's what may people do. Including Wikipedia! If one models a galaxy as a uniform disk of point masses, you get an expected rotation curve quite different from that - even increasing towards the edge. The obvious discrepancy in the later case is that galaxies have a non-uniform mass distribution (big surprise huh). The bottom line is that we must not use a 2-body gravitational model for a system with millions (or billions) of bodies. OTOH if some jackass hadn't made this mistake we wouldn't have had all these exciting stories about Dark Matter for the last how many years....

    1. Re:I see a house of cards by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So where's your published paper where you provide an alternative theory to explain galatic rotation?

    2. Re:I see a house of cards by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

      So where's your published paper where you provide an alternative theory to explain galatic rotation?
      The theory is Newtons law of gravitation - applied correctly.

      I think my post above explains the problem well enough. I have better things to do than try to publish a paper for a bunch of so-called experts that think keplers laws can be used to model a whole galaxy. OTOH, every time I make one of my rant posts here, someone always makes the point you just did - put up or shut up ;-) And yes, that is a valid point. So now I have to dig out that code I wrote a few years ago and make some pretty graphs...
    3. Re:I see a house of cards by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Yes, you do. Without evidence, all you are is a likely uneducated armchair quarterback telling us that all those highly educated astrophysicists out there just got it wrong (and in a, frankly, *incredibly* obvious way... I highly doubt your argument hasn't been put forth already, and subsequently dismissed), despite mountains of evidence, simulations, and experiments... none of which you seem to have.

  44. Re:Dark matter does not exist. by Woldry · · Score: 1

    Philip Pullman? Is that you?

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  45. My quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yawn

  46. Dark matter isn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dark matter" is actually just molecular hydrogen, which isn't easily detected and is in proportion more common than atomic hydrogen in quantities that exactly or almost exactly match the "missing mass" that "dark matter" solves without the need for exotic matter/energy. The simplest answer is usually the correct one.

  47. No it was you who thought it into existence!! by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    "except, of course, all the astrophysicists who often pointed out that exactly this kind of discovery was just around the corner."

    Now live with it!

  48. Actual press release by perturbed1 · · Score: 1
    Although this thread is old, here is the NASA press release.

    Here is another article on the subject.

  49. They're coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does lightning look like when it comes close to hitting you? It looks like a point.

    The dark matter looks like a ring in 2D. That means it's coming this way.

    What's coming? Well, what do we know that is big and dark?

    Borg ships. A horde no less.