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A "Bill of Lights" to Restrict LEDs on Gadgets?

PetManimal writes "Mike Elgan has had it with useless lights on gadgets and computers. He singles out the Palm Treo and the Dell XPS gaming laptops as being particularly bad with the use of unnecessary lights, and also cites the plethora of LEDs on desktop PCs and peripherals. 'My PC and other computing equipment make my office look like a jet cockpit. I have two LCD monitors, each of which has two indicator lights that flash even when the PC is turned off. The attached sound control has a light on it. My keyboard has multiple lights. The power cord has lights, the printer has lights, and the power button is illuminated. My cable modem and Linksys router flash like crazy all the time. Together, these useless lights create a visual cacophony of blinking, multicolored lights that make me feel like I'm taking part in a NASA stress test for astronaut candidates.' Elgan calls on manufacturers to respect his 'Gadget Bill of Lights' to restrict the use of nag lights and allow users to turn them off. He also says the industry should pay more attention to industrial design when creating new products."

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  1. Wow... by Jaysyn · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... whine about silly crap much?

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    1. Re:Wow... by Known+Nutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      totally.

      I really hate the "more important things going on in the world..." argument, but damn man... this is total nonsense.

      Besides, I like my office looking like a cockpit - the more flashing indicator lights, the better. One light I particularly enjoy is on my television. The indicator LED is ON when the tv is OFF, and OFF when the tv is ON.

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    2. Re:Wow... by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I half expected it to continue:

      "And while we're at it, make everything grey or beige. Colors are too visually distracting! And enough with these smooth shapes; make everything rectangular so that things stack better. And enough with these flowers blooming outside; everything should be grass ..."

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    3. Re:Wow... by andy666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well the thing is, that there is this deep psycological connection between blinking lights and technology in our culture. In the old days, computers in movies often had excessive amounts of this. But even today, you see similar things in movies. If the lights are blinking, it must be doing something! I think it addresses some deep need of ours to see some physical changes taking place to explain a computation. Basically, it makes electronics less abstract.

    4. Re:Wow... by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Silly crap? Lets just assume for a minute that we have limited resources on this planet and we're wasting them and making the Earth hotter through it. I mean it's all in our heads but lets just say that maybe the case.

      Now if we take 20 million people with 1 monitor, 1 PC and 1 Printer. That is 60 million little lights being wasteful if we assume it's 1 light per device. Wouldn't you think that is quite a power drain should we use them for several days a week at a couple of hours a day?

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    5. Re:Wow... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's so you can find the power switch in the dark, and so it doesn't distract you while watching TV.

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    6. Re:Wow... by OrangeTide · · Score: 5, Informative

      You wasted more electricity for that remark (the routers and servers along the way had to use electricity for that message) than all the LEDs in your home. a bright LED is like 50mW. You'd need 20 bright ones, or 50 normal ones on all at the same time to make a Watt.

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    7. Re:Wow... by djh101010 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well the thing is, that there is this deep psycological connection between blinking lights and technology in our culture. In the old days, computers in movies often had excessive amounts of this. But even today, you see similar things in movies. If the lights are blinking, it must be doing something!
      True, but it can't be simply blinking, like the 12:00 on an old, un-programmed VCR. It has to be blinking in an irregular pattern, which indicates activity of some sort. A simple on/off/on/off 50% duty cycle LED looks like a gratuitous blinkylight. Now, give me a blinkylight that flashes irregularly, or even better, in synchronous ways with other blinkylights, now we're talking. Big disk array full of drives, all blinking somewhat in unison, is what I'm trying to say. It's a thing of beauty, several racks of storage all blinking in busy activity...in a darkened server room... brings a tear to any self-respecting techie's eye, it does...
    8. Re:Wow... by MazzThePianoman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about fix software so that whenever you have an interactive element (like a cancel button) it is never non-responsive?

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    9. Re:Wow... by christus_ae · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, very true. I was just recalling my experiences with booting windows on a slow machine and thinking to myself "Well, the bars are moving across the screen, but is the hard disk doing anything?" The sound told me that I only had 45 minutes left to go :P

    10. Re:Wow... by mikael · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The movie industry were inspired by the Connection Machine series of supercomputers. Every processor
      in the computer had a LED that lit up when it was in use, and since there were thousands of processors,
      there were thousands and thousands of lights.

      Very large image

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    11. Re:Wow... by coyote-san · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's probably a connection with how integrated the technology is into our lives. You want them when they're new and unfamiliar, and after a while you curse the lack of darkness.

      At least there's a smidgeon of hope. Appliances used to include LED lights to appear "modern", but it's a real PITA when you have a clock on your stove, microwave oven, vcr, set-top box, and who knows what else all visible at the same time (or at most by only taking a few steps). Now they either gone (set-top boxes, DVD players) or optional (microwave). Too bad my stove still thinks I need a really bright nightlight in the kitchen.

      Maybe routers (which seem to be the worst offenders) will take the hint. We might know how to read the indicators, but very few broadband customers know or care. They'll just call customer support, and customer support will just tell them to make sure the cables are connected and cycle the power. A single tri-color LED should work for that and be a lot less annoying. (Power? Upstream connection present but disabled? Upstream connection enabled?) Let people connect to an embedded webserver if they need more information.

      P.S., I agree that it would be best to turn the devices off. I don't need my broadband connection and wireless router running all night even if I leave my computers up. (Perhaps especially since I leave my computers up.) But there are no power switches any more -- even "off" is usually pulling power. A lot of power -- I seem to recall reading that a full 1% of the US power grid is used by devices that have been "turned off". Even the powerstrip you use as a power switch will have its own indicator light.

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    12. Re:Wow... by optikSmoke · · Score: 4, Funny

      You think that's air you're breathing now?

    13. Re:Wow... by mcsqueak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Last time I was in Germany I went to a really cool modern art museum in Frankfurt am Main. They had this one room, where a single wall that was probably 20' x 20' was completely covered by normal, household-style bulb lights. They were set to turn on, then turn off, probably once or twice a second. So much power was flowing through there to turn them on that you could hear it. You could also feel the heat generated by them from across the room. It was quite the sight, and would probably have given someone with epilepsy quite a seizure. Not quite the same as little blinky LED lights, I know.. but it's German and nerdy and fun.

    14. Re:Wow... by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Lights: Routers don't have enough lights. They need bar graphs that tell me how much of the available bandwidth is being used (and what means that needs to be configurable in the on-board software.) A counter of currently expected reply packets might serve as a metric for "busyness" as well. And we should be able to configure the colors - R, G and B LEDS have been available for some time, lets get to using them.

      Industrial design: Too many devices are "designed", looks-wise. What this means is some idiot decided that they should be really small, for starters. What this causes is the device being dragged all over by the cables attached to it, or being unable to sit flat without being glued or rubber-banded to something more substantial. Another "design" goal seems to be to create devices that look like they were squeezed out of an orifice, have only one flat side (the bottom) and as a consequence, won't stack. Another thing is means is that the indicators it does have are on the top or sitting at some weird angle, so you can't read them unless you are hovering over the bloody thing. First, make sure there is a front, and second, put the lights there. Third, make sure there is a back, and fourth, put the connectors there... or make the front double-high and put the connectors on the bottom, and the lights on the top (some devices call for ease of regular access, USB comes to mind here.) But I have routers and switches - for crying out loud - that have the channel status indicators right next to the jacks. You can't see half of them for the forest of cables that comes out of the devices. These would be fine if they were just there to tell you the cable is connected; but they are terrible for looking at the already set-up router and trying to get a sense of which lines are active and/or properly connected, and there are no other indicators to take on that role, so you're forced to dislodge cables to try and read the device status. Just dumb.

      Power use: Make the lights switchable, absolutely. That way, you can turn them off, and I can leave them on. I hope to have the whole facility running on solar and wind power by the end of the year, but even if I didn't, those indicators serve a purpose that I am perfectly willing to pay for. An LED indicator isn't a big power user. I'm not going to get too excited about those kinds of drains.

      Cable looms: If a device is meant to have a bunch (more than one) of cables plugged into it, it should provide an optional (meaning, you decide to attach and use it or not, but always supplied) cable loom so that you can redirect the cables from the front to the back, or vice-versa, according to your needs. This goes back to the "device is too light" design error; for instance, if you try to re-route 16 or 24 network cables, you're going to drag the device around by the tensions associated with bending all of those cables. If there is a loom, the device itself will keep the tension of the re-route from torquing it around.

      More lights. The more something can tell me without requiring me to interact with it, the more time I save. A glance is always faster than calling up a web page and selecting some option.

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    15. Re:Wow... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Informative

      Now, while all the routers would probably remain turned on had Turn-X Alphonse decided not to post, I'm sure the routers use more energy when there's more traffic they need to take care of. Not to mention all the electrons his network card and/or modem had to send across the wires to get to those routers.

    16. Re:Wow... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 2, Funny
      You're wasting hundreds, if not thousands, of watts every time you reply to a Slashdot article.

      Oops.

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    17. Re:Wow... by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I like indicator lights, including the one on my LCD HDTV. The manufacturer's logo is actually the indicator light; it glows yellow when in standby, and white when the TV is on. Contrary to what these luddite anti-light people think, this is actually quite useful. When it's yellow, I know that the set is plugged in and has power, but is not in the "ON" state. Then, when I press the power button (usually on the remote control), it turns white, which lets me know that the set is now ON, even though it takes a few seconds for the screen to light up. That way, I know that my command was received, and I don't need to press the power button again.

      I honestly can't think of any indicator lights on my electronics that don't serve a useful purpose (except the blue LED fans in my computer of course). If they weren't useful, manufacturers wouldn't waste money putting them in. When you're making 1 million wireless routers, one extra LED probably adds a couple cents to the cost, at least; even at $.01, this would equal $10,000. I know I'd spend an extra $5 to get a router that had all the indicator lights (including the lights for all the ports) instead of one that had only one.

    18. Re:Wow... by FauxPasIII · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > Big disk array full of drives, all blinking somewhat in unison, is what I'm trying to say.

      -nod- I've got one of those 4-in-3 SATA drive enclosure bays, and each drive sled has a LED that changes from green to red when it's being accessed. I arranged the disks so that their offset in the raid 5 array is the same as their physical location in the chassis, so on long contiguous operations the LEDs blink rapidly in a circular sequence. It's worth twice what I paid.

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    19. Re:Wow... by Maltheus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't need my broadband connection and wireless router running all night even if I leave my computers up.

      Actually, I'm gonna need you to keep that connection up at night. My spambot cron job isn't scheduled to run until 3am.

    20. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mike Elgan, I'm going to put this as nicely as I can.

      Shut the fuck up.

      That was the stupidest thing I have read all day, and it has been a long day.

      Real computer guys appreciate ... no, we love LEDs on our electronic gizmos. Before you go off on a second rate rant suggesting you know what 'We The People' want, you might want to consult some real people first. The lights are there for a reason, and I'm sure that any one of the 'real people' that deal with this hardware on a fairly regular basis would be happy to explain it to you. Remind them that you are a professional journalist, and they will explain it using little words talking very slowly.

      For what it is worth, within arms reach at my desk there are 92 different LEDs, some blinking, some on, some off - and every one of them has a very, very important role in indicating system status.

      You need to shut the hell up before someone in the industry takes you seriously and does something incredibly stupid, like reduce the number of LEDs in my hardware.

      Sincerely,
      We The People

    21. Re:Wow... by gerddie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Real geeks use a Finger-Longer.

    22. Re:Wow... by llefler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Computers are mysterious, sealed boxes to most people; when you pull all the indicator lights off of the front, you run the risk of making that perception worse.

      Computer equipment has LEDs because we've become so accustomed to it NOT working that we want reassurance that it is actually doing something. It is a hardware hourglass cursor.

      My annoying devices:
      Why does a trackball need external LEDs? (Logitech Trackman)
      Why does a USB hub need one, particularly a super bright LED?
      And the power light on my old APEX DVD player is so bright I either tape it, or turn it the other way. Nothing like a red super bright LED in your line of sight when you're trying to watch a movie.

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    23. Re:Wow... by McFadden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nicely put. Personally I say, the more LEDs the better. I can think of at least 3 important uses in my household.

      1. With enough gadgets, the collective LEDs provide just enough glow so that I can make out the darks shapes of furniture etc., so that I can get to the bathroom in the middle of the night without turning on the lights and waking my wife (believe me, you don't wanna wake my wife).

      2. They stop me walking into walls/expensive equipment, when I come home drunk and can't find the light switch.

      3. And most importantly of all, what real nerd doesn't get a cheap thrill when he turns off the lights in his study (or wherever you keep most of your toys) and sees 'mission control' glowing, flashing and blinking away behind him as he heads off to bed?

  2. pretty by trrwilson · · Score: 5, Funny
  3. And I love it! by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In my server room I actually play the computer "noises" from old Star Trek in the background on a CD boombox set to repeat!

    1. Re:And I love it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:And I love it! by DakotaSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      Flashing lights are good. Any sysadmin with an ounce of sense knows that a clean, well-ordered server room with lots of flashing lights impresses the clueless suits. If lights are flashing, work must be happening, right? Plus, it makes you look that much more knowledgeable when said suits come poking around the server room asking questions ... then you squint at a flashing light, furrow your brow, ask them to hang on for a second while you tap out 'ls -al /var/log | sort | less', then stare intently at the screen for a few moments. Then you can tell them that you're seeing a minor glitch in the AE-35 unit that if left uncorrected will cause a fault in less than 24 hours ... so can they come back later, after you've fixed it? Lights are good, my friends, lights are good.

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    3. Re:And I love it! by winkydink · · Score: 2, Funny

      Next time you're lamenting about not getting laid, re-read this post for valuable insight

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  4. Sharpie by Nutsquasher · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Black marker is your friend, my man.

    1. Re:Sharpie by nolifetillpleather · · Score: 2

      I electrical tape over a bunch of stupid lights in my bedroom. Why does Apple have to make everything throb? Why do these chincy logitech speakers have a blue LED bright even to read by? electrical tape.

    2. Re:Sharpie by Elvis+Parsley · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why does Apple have to make everything throb?

      It's a sex thing.

    3. Re:Sharpie by arivanov · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ducktape is like the force, it envelops, binds and holds the universe together.

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    4. Re:Sharpie by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apple only has one light per device though. The fade-in-out is a lot better than the strobe beacon that I have on my Windows computers.

    5. Re:Sharpie by pcgc1xn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah, tape and black markers are for pansies.

      If the lights are annoying, remove them. That is what wire cutters, soldering irons, screw drivers and hammers are for. Use all or some of these as your skills and mood dictate.

      And if the light just happens to be a critical part of the circuit, well, the light won't be bothering you anymore will it?

      But seriously, you complain that the light is too bright, but are not enough of a geek to open it up, remove the offending item and replace it with one which isn't so bright/is a less offensive colour?

      Whiners...

  5. Lights... by omeomi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Be glad you don't work in pro audio. My office/studio has more flashing lights than the space shuttle cockpit. 'course, I kinda like it.

  6. I guess it's safe to say ... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... that I should never invite him over to see my house at Christmas.

  7. Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? by Wdomburg · · Score: 4, Funny

    We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Elgan. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're FLASHING and they're BEEPING. I can't stand it anymore! They're BLINKING and BEEPING and FLASHING! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!

    1. Re:Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? by fondacio · · Score: 2, Informative

      Looks like nobody caught the reference, even though I would've posted if it wasn't already there - it was the first thing that came to mind when reading this. Anyway, it's a quote from Airplane II, uttered by, yes, William Shatner. Kind of gives away your age...

  8. Blue LEDs by dattaway · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is better than one LED bright enough to light up a whole room? 50 of them! That BLINK!

  9. Well... by Tadrith · · Score: 2


    I suppose if you aren't a technical person, it's probably too much. As a technical person who does it for a living as well as a hobby, I've always really liked being surrounded by electronics with lots of lights. NOC/IDC facilities are even more fun. It's a mood thing.

    As long as all of this stuff is not in my room so I can't sleep, I have no problems with the office looking like NASA.

  10. Useless? by Seumas · · Score: 2

    What's next - no LEDs on network hubs and routers, because he doesn't understand what the lights mean?

    If you don't like them, put some fucking electrical tape over the LEDs. That's what I do. Of course, that's not so easy to do with things like my Cooler master 830 case which is an awesome case but has all these useless and fucking ugly bright blue LEDs (in the fans, on the buttons, for the drive display, etc) that make it impossible to sleep at night.

    1. Re:Useless? by KlomDark · · Score: 2, Informative

      They are stupid. How about the reverse - "If this light is on, then something is broken. If all lights are off, then everything's fine."

      Worse is the damn blue power light on my computer that is brighter than hell and blinks incessantly when in Standby mode. Right next to my bed. Made it worthless. I changed the operation of the sleep button to make it hibernate instead of stand by. Hibernate fully shuts off the dam blinkenlight.

  11. Re:I kinda like the lights by EggyToast · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I love the lights too. It makes me feel like I'm in a cockpit or other cool place where a lot of stuff happens. People buy audio hardware because of the blinking lights!

    If this guy is so intent on fixing it, he should get out the soldering iron and disconnect them himself. Or do the thing everyone else does when something is blinking or flashing too much -- cover it up with electrical tape.

  12. Turn it off! Turn it off! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny
    There is always that little black wire-looking thing sticking out the end of the contraption. You know, the part that Dell technical support asks you if it's stuck into the wall.

    You just pull it out of the wall and blessed darkness and silence.

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  13. I, for one, enjoy them by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    zo relaxen und watschen der blinkenlichten

    1. Re:I, for one, enjoy them by eln · · Score: 4, Funny
      Exactly. The blinking lights are there to keep you occupied so you don't go fiddling with the machine. One of the mainframes at my old University had the following sign on it at one point. Apparently this actually dates back to the early 1960s.

      Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers! Das machinkontrol is nicht for gefengerpoken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenverk, blowenfus, undpoppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dumpkopfen. Das rubber necken sightseenen keepen das cotton-picken hands in das pockets. So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.
    2. Re:I, for one, enjoy them by Jim+Hall · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We joke about the blinking LEDs, but I for one would like to see more status LEDs on some of my (server) devices. Maybe I'm alone on this, but it would be kind of cool to have a bargraph LED display to show me the CPU average on the system, so I can get a feel for how hard the system is running by glancing at the front of the box. IIRC, the BeBox had this. (And there used to be a site that had a schematic to make your own blinkenlights module that used the serial port, and included a Linux kernel module to update the display.)

      For work, we had a meeting with one of our vendors at their site, and they demo'd a new piece of hardware. When they eventually asked for comments/questions, I said "this needs more blinky lights." I'm not sure if they thought I was joking or not. But seriously, it would have been cool. :-)

    3. Re:I, for one, enjoy them by Archiviste · · Score: 2, Informative

      So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.

      Ah yes, the blinkenlights...
  14. Poll by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Interesting
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    1. Re:Poll by oatworm · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are FOUR LIGHTS!

      (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

  15. Or at least a way to control the intensity by cruff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had to tape over the blue power LED on a Shuttle 51G system, as it was so bright I could see the reflections from it in another room. Kind of distracting when you are trying to go to sleep, see the light and wonder what light you left on elsewhere in the house. I understand the newer models are supposed to have a way do dim the LEDs. I used blue electrical tape so that I could still tell if the system thought it was on.

  16. Re:Is there nothing it cant fix? by zCyl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nothing excessive use of Duct tape cant fix.

    For example, you can use duct tape to muffle fan noise...
  17. It's a conspiracy thing by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Funny

    The author is worried that the Boston SWAT team is going to break down his doors in the middle of the night and call the bomb squad to confiscate his electronics and have them detonated in a safe manner.

  18. So don't buy from Dell by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm confused. The article makes it sound like there are no alternatives to the products he mentions. I hate to play the, "Dude, get a Mac" card, but he's begging for it.

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    1. Re:So don't buy from Dell by dave420 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can turn the LEDs off on those dells, btw (as well as changing their colours should you want). And the dells can come with better specs than the macs, so it'd be a trade-off on performance as well.

  19. Re:I kinda like the lights by timeOday · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I like the lights, but not for mood. I want to know if my hard drive is getting hammered; if packets are flowing; if my DC adapter is getting power. Keep the lights!

  20. Two pieces of tape by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 3, Funny

    To the author of the "Bill of Lights", I suggest two pieces of tape... one piece of electrical tape to go over the offending light, and one piece of duct tape to apply over your cake hole.

    I personally LIKE my computer area looking like the Bat Cave. "Relaxen un watchen das BLINKENLIGHTS!"

  21. Obligatory "Airplane II" quotes by carlivar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soldier: Those lights are blinking out in sequence.
    Buck Murdock: I see.
    Soldier: What should we do?
    Buck Murdock: Make them blink in sequence.

    Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug! --Buck Murdock

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  22. Re:I kinda like the lights by EggyToast · · Score: 2, Informative

    ah, very true! I do like just glancing at the router to see that everything is going well (and to quickly figure out if it's not).

  23. how about by bigattichouse · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... black paint? or tape? Poof, no more lights.

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  24. IR LEDs by OrangeTide · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why can't we just have IR leds on *everything*. Then if you want to see the status you could put some special glasses on to see them?

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  25. great idea by visionsofmcskill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fantatsic idea, how about we get rid of all those useless lights on routers, access points, modems and ethernet jacks.

    also lets get rid of the lights used in power indicators.

    And while were at it, why not get rid of the lights in clocks too?

    I mean who needs a caps or num lock key light right? you'll know when you start typing anyway.

    Cause i personally LOVE having no idea if things are working or not with annoying visualfeedback, ill just wait until i try to use them., then ill know!

    Dont get me wrong... there are plenty of useless lights that are super annoying and very bright (expecially when in your bedroom during sleepy time). And some of them are unnecesary... but advocating removal of activity lights, power lights? does the guy hate people? A grudge against tech support?

    I can only imagine tech support calls.
    User: "help, my computers not workin"
    tech: "ok, is your computer on?"
    User: "i dunno, how can i tell?"
    tech: "go under your desk and feel your case, if its not hot its probably off, but if its just been turned on you may need to look in the back of your machine and feel for a small wind from the fan, if its a fanless PC then put your ear against the machine and see if you hear a slight whir of a harddrive"
    user: "whats a harddrive sound like?"
    tech: .... (you dont know!?)
    user: "oh wait the screen is on now!, but i have no internet"
    tech: "do you see your router?" (switch, hub, modem, linksys, wireless card, etc...)
    user: "its the thing my ether cable is connected to right"
    tech: "yea, now spin it on the table, if it keeps spinning like a hard boiled egg, its working"
    user: ....................

    --VISION

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  26. I like my LEDs!!! by deck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I like to know the state that my keyboard is in. I like to know that the power to my monitor is on when blanked. I like to be able to see the activity of my switch so that if there is a problem I might get a preliminary diagnosis. You know, ALL of those blinky LEDs that I have do have a purpose. Like some have said, get out the electrical tape or the black marker pen and go for it if they so offend you. However, just because someone is bothered does not mean that everyone else is. This person is not the almighty, omnipotent, lord that he wants to be. Can it and go back in your hole in the ground.

  27. Treo Solution by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you have a treo, download LedOff. It's donationware, and solves the LED annoyance.

  28. I like Blinkenlights by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sure, some of them are a little redundant (the blue "ON" LED on my monitor, for example), but mostly they're very useful in telling me what's going on. Just a quick glance around the room reveals that the..
    • ADSL modem is connected and there's very little traffic flowing
    • There are four active devices connected to the network via the switch, all in 100MB mode
    • Laser printer is in power-save mode, and there isn't much toner left
    • Inkjet printer is off
    • PDA has finished recharging
    • surge protection is online and healthy
    • sound amp is on the PC channel
    • computer is on but idle
    • NumLock is on
    Very useful info that I couldn't live without. How would you feel if the whole post was typed with CAPS LOCK on because there was no LED indicator? Besides, I do like the "busy cockpit" look my room has in the dark.
  29. No odometer, tachometer, temperature gauge by mr_mischief · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's get rid of all those pesky indicators on car dashboards, too. I mean, really, all that junk that nobody ever looks at just serves to clutter up the dash and raise the price of cars. Why, they try to make it look like they are indicators of something. Like you're operating a piece of equipment and want to know its status. While we're at it, let's get rid of the speedometer and fuel gauge, too. I mean, if there's no fuel, you'll know because the car will stop. If you're going too fast, Mr. Police Officer will kindly let you know sooner or later.

  30. Useless? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative

    My cable modem and Linksys router flash like crazy all the time. Together, these useless lights create a visual cacophony of blinking, multicolored lights that make me feel like I'm taking part in a NASA stress test for astronaut candidates.

    While some LEDs might be superfluous, the lights on my cable modem and router mean something. If they were to go off, it means something is seriously wrong with the network and not my computer.

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  31. Treo ? by HPNpilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a Treo and is has only one light. Blinking means message or missed call, lit means charging. All other times it is off. Seems like an appropriate use of a single indicator to me.

  32. Re:I can't beleive it by swordgeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is exceedingly relevant, and something that should interest most slashdot readers.

    On the one hand, industrial design is a very interesting and geeky field. Discussion about good product design is worthy of /. in and of itself. However, this article brings together two even more relevant issues: Computer/electronic gadget design, and communication design, of which interface design is a subset.

    What makes an informational product good or bad is significantly driven by how effectively that device communicates its information to the user. Lights that don't tell you anything worthwhile are decorations, and it should be possible to disable them. Lights that tell you something you may not care about should be filterable as well.

    Case in point: Our old DVD player (the one hooked up to an actual TV!) had an insanely bright blue display--bright enough to distract from the movie if it was near the screen. There was an option to dim or disable it, but the setting wasn't persistent. Every time you hit the power switch, it came back on at full brightness.

    Smart product design should be the next wave of computing. Unfortunately, both hardware and software interfaces have been getting worse rather than better, as gee-whiz technology has expanded. Pointless flashing LEDs is just a symptom of it.

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  33. You don't understand by Kohath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You don't understand. He'll still know the lights are on, even if he can't see them. It causes him stress. Things aren't the way he wants them.

    The only solution that will be acceptable is for every designer of hardware to design stuff the way he likes it. And do it now. Because he's important and his opinions matter.

  34. Why is this strictly an ON/OFF solution? by Radon360 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem isn't necessary the proliferation of LEDs in devices, it's how they're designed into the product. Do we really need a 5000mcd LED to indicate that a box has power? It's more of a matter of putting putting more sedate LEDs into things we like to check, but are usually not checked often. Designers need to get away from the "bigger and brighter...because we can" mentality, that's all.

    Having to troubleshoot a piece of hardware, I certainly appreciate having LED indicators available to speed the process. I design them in on machinery and systems for items that are critical to check. Yet, at the same time, LEDs simply don't need to be the super, ultra-bright kind unless they're indicating a warning or serious problem, or their environment requires it (i.e. sunlight).

    This shouldn't be an prescence/absence of LEDs issue, it should be one of actually specifying the right LED for the job, and designing their placement in a box accordingly, including behind a technician's access panel door, if appropriate.

    1. Re:Why is this strictly an ON/OFF solution? by mikelieman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yup. It's a THREE STATE solution.

      Switch DOWN for OFF.
      Switch MIDDLE for TEST ( all lights on )
      Switch TOP for ON. ( Lights indicate appropriate state )

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  35. My freakin bed room by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is so bright at night, it makes it hard to sleep. I try to 'cover' everything up, but light reflects.

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  36. Re:Is there nothing it cant fix? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 3, Funny

    >>Nothing excessive use of Duct tape cant fix.

    >For example, you can use duct tape to muffle fan noise...

    I do that, but it gets stuck in their hair and they stop coming to my gigs.

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  37. Re:Someone enlighten this man by d3ac0n · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or in another room in his house. I'm always amazed by people that INSIST on having these devices sitting out on top of a desk. Don't they have more important things they could be doing with their desk space than clogging it with devices they almost never interact directly with? I keep my cable-modem and router in my basement next to my server. There is just no good reason (other than a physical handicap) to keep these things out in plain view. Lock 'em in the closet and have done with it!

    As far as his Dell XPS PC goes, like many in his comments section pointed out, the guy just needs to go get a Mac. No irritating blinking lights and the keyboard is backlit with a light sensor. What a maroon!

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  38. I own a small roll of black electrical tape... by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I own a small roll of black electrical tape...it only cost 50 cents and it works wonders on unwanted LEDs.

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    1. Re:I own a small roll of black electrical tape... by SaDan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also works great for those annoying lights/indicators on the dash of your car!

    2. Re:I own a small roll of black electrical tape... by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

      I own a pair of eyelids. They were free and work wonders as well.

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    3. Re:I own a small roll of black electrical tape... by pythian · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had a light pollution breakdown and did the same thing one night. My apartment was so dark and peaceful. I have found, however, that my electrical tape leaves adhesive behind if left long enough.

      What would you rather have, blinky or sticky gadgets? Add a pet into the mix and you've got a sticky, hairy gadget.

      And who likes a sticky, hairy gadget?

      heh

  39. Re:See? You're part of the problem. by pedalman · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're laughing, but a friend of my dad actually did this.

    He was fed up with mowing the grass, so he actually paved and painted the yard. The extra benefit for him was the extra parking he had when people came to visit.

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  40. If only the colors made sense by Animats · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are proper NEMA color codes for indicators, and you'll see them on industrial equipment. Unfortunately, we went through a long period during which red LEDs were the only cheap color, and far too many red LEDs went onto equipment. Since LEDs are now available in all colors, it's time to go back to the traditional NEMA rules:

    • GREEN - equipment normal, no action required.
    • AMBER - abnormal condition, action may be required, but not immediate action.
    • RED - trouble condition, action is required. No red light should be illuminated during normal operation. If you see a red light, something needs to be done about it immediately.
    • BLUE - status indication, no specific meaning.
    • WHITE - status indication, no specific meaning.

    Anything that goes in a factory or a rack should obey those simple rules.

    1. Re:If only the colors made sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This color scheme sucks for the 10% of the male population, and 1% of the female population that can't easily discern between, red, green, and amber.

      I ran a flashing red light and totaled my truck because of this.

  41. Re:my midnight torrents are driving me crazy! by twistedsymphony · · Score: 3, Funny

    Simple, don't sleep where your computer is.
    yeah but when you still live with your parents...
  42. Except on the really bright ones. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've found out by experience though, that electrical tape isn't 100% opaque; put a bright enough LED under it, and stretch the tape a bit (as you might if you're putting it tightly over an protruding LED), and it'll shine through.

    For really bright lights, a small square of aluminum foil works well, and is absolutely opaque.

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    1. Re:Except on the really bright ones. by veganboyjosh · · Score: 5, Funny

      For really bright lights, a small square of aluminum foil works well, and is absolutely opaque.

      this (in hat form) also works wonders to keep the secret reptilian-government streetlight cameras from reading my thoughts...but don't tell them i said so.

    2. Re:Except on the really bright ones. by PriceIke · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm less concerned with all the LEDs they're putting in stuff than I am about all the fucking cameras they're putting in stuff. Personally, I like the little lights .. they're cool. But I've got a nice little black square taped over the camera that's built into my new MacBook Pro.

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    3. Re:Except on the really bright ones. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why? If the little green light's not on, the camera's not on. It's in the firmware, and would require your entire computer to be pwnt 10 times over for anyone to be able to disable the little green light (if it's even possible). I have a MBP and used to be the kind of guy who turned Webcams around when I wasn't using them, but as long as the green light's not on, I can fap in privacy.

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    4. Re:Except on the really bright ones. by PriceIke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah you can fap all you want, until the little green light suddenly, mysteriously, comes on. The look in your eyes--going from wtf to OHSHIT--will be priceless, just before the end of the little YouTube video.

      It's not about embarrasing images of myself. It's the simple fact that there's a camera in my face. That causes me just a teensy amount of discomfort, which was easily allayed by a small fold of black paper and a piece of tape, without my having to write a whole tirade about it.

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    5. Re:Except on the really bright ones. by Falladir · · Score: 5, Informative

      I know you didn't mean that seriously, but I think you might be surprised how thin the foil has to be for light to pass through it. The quantity of interest is "skin depth". You can calculate it with the formula here, which uses several constants that are pretty easy to find:

      frequency of visible light: 600 THz (source)
      conductivity of aluminum: 3.8 x 10^7 siemens per meter (source)
      permeability of free space: 1.3 x 10^(-7) weber per ampere meter (source)

      I calculated that the skin depth of aluminum is 8 nanometers. This means that the thickness of aluminum needed to stop 99.9% of the light is one 400,000th of an inch. For comparison, this is 10,000 times thinner than the thinnest aluminum foil available from McMaster-Carr (it's a company that sells materials for scientific research, among other things). Since the atomic radius of aluminum is 125 pm, this foil would be only 250 atoms thick, and would still block 99.9% of the light.

      By the way, if you've never used it, you should check out Google's calculator. It handles units for you, so it makes calculations like this really fast.

    6. Re:Except on the really bright ones. by idonthack · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear veganboyjosh,
       
      Ha ha! You sure screwed up this time. Check that "Post Anonymously" box next time. We will arrive at your house shortly.
       
      Sincerely,
      The Feds

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    7. Re:Except on the really bright ones. by dosquatch · · Score: 2, Funny

      this (in hat form) also works wonders to keep the secret reptilian-government streetlight cameras from reading my thoughts

      Hah! That's exactly what they want you to believe. The truth is, at the frequencies the scanners use, foil hats actually enhance the scan. To protect your thoughts, what you really want to use is a conical cap constructed of felt, with a large flat brim. Why do you think the wizards wore them?

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    8. Re:Except on the really bright ones. by Mike89 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Plus, I don't have the display pointing at my crotch, so there's not really a big issue there
      I can forward you some emails that promise to help with that, if you like?
    9. Re:Except on the really bright ones. by adrianmonk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've found out by experience though, that electrical tape isn't 100% opaque; put a bright enough LED under it, and stretch the tape a bit (as you might if you're putting it tightly over an protruding LED), and it'll shine through.

      Conveniently for you, you are not the first person to have faced this problem. People who wanted to crop slide photos (remember slide projectors and slide shows?) had the exact same issue: they needed tape that would block as much light as possible, because they were shining hundreds of watts of light through a little piece of film maybe 2 square inches in area, and they wanted the tape to completely block out part of it. And that is why they invented tape that is specifically designed to block as much light as possible from passing through it.

      From what I can tell, there is also apparently, or was at one time, such a thing as black opaque paint meant to be applied to film. This was used for touching up negatives by hand. It doesn't seem to be very easy to get anymore.

    10. Re:Except on the really bright ones. by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Why? If the little green light's not on, the camera's not on. "

      Yeah, that's what the GM onstar customers thought too -- with their emergency in-car Microphones. If the onstar microphone is off, it should be off. Right? It turns out that the manufacturer and the FBI had very different off-label usage ideas for that device.

      The bottom line is that the government thinks it has the right to spy on you, and it thinks it can demand that your ISP and the other companies doing business with you that they spy on you as well (without informing you). The ultimate wet dream for politicians and police enforcement is to have a google-like tool that would give them up-to-date information on all its citizens, coupled with video-feeds into all the bedrooms.

      Right now, lowly police peons can already run background checks, credit checks, medical/medication checks, on any women they're dating (without supervision and without permission whatsoever). It won't be long before they take it to the next level, and have access to the same tools the FBI and Homeland Security have.

  43. Yes, and you think you're joking by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know for a fact that at least one large system vendor would cause the LEDs on the drives in their arrays to blink somewhat in unison when there were demos or customer benchmarks.

    We had a set of scripts which we'd kick off at the start of the benchmark to make sure that the wall of disks looked busy. The salesmen would say stuff like "Look, you can see the parity writes being generated". When in fact the entire benchmark would complete in RAM. Hell, they could make the lights blink from left to right, right to left, top to bottom and various patterns. My favourite was the diagonal wave, but we couldn't credibly use it during a benchmark, though one engineer did try to claim once that it might be caused by the fibre channel layout.

    The customers lapped it up. THAT's why there are LEDs all over the place.

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    1. Re:Yes, and you think you're joking by spiritgreywolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All this dovetails nicely into the fact that it's probably the same psychological issue that if the boss doesn't see you doing SOMETHING, you must be doing NOTHING.

      Something tells me that if we had machines that either generated virtually no sound with large heat-dissipation plates and micropumps that were noiseless and had no blinking lights we would fractionate into two camps:

      One camp would say something like that is "green" and unobtrusive to the environment

      The other - "What the hell?! Is NOTHING working around here?! " :-)

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  44. There is a good reason for this on some devices by Targon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You are one of those people who don't seem to understand why we NEED lights on routers. Routers can be(and often are) kept away from the computers and devices. In those situations, checking the router to see if the Ethernet cable is plugged in on the other end, or if data is being sent on that port are more important. So, green for link, blinking for data being sent/received. It makes sense, and isn't useless.

    Many devices go to sleep, so all you have is a LED to indicate that the device is on. You would NOT want a device that doesn't have a power LED since it's nice to know when the thing is on or not, even if it is in sleep mode.

    Yes, some devices are annoying in having too many blinking lights, and I really dislike the extra lights that are on some computer cases these days. But, you have to admit that there are times when having those bright lights is a real advantage.

    So, devices with blinking lights are fine, but excessive numbers of "cute" lights isn't. On a positive note, you can generally turn off or unplug the extra lights on computer cases if you don't like them. Standby blinking lights are annoying, but will show you that the machine isn't really off by blinking.

    If the power grid is so overloaded by all the devices that are in standby mode, then building some nuclear power plants should be done. There are obviously some places that those plants should NOT be located, such as in places there are earthquakes or that might be hit by a tornado, but that doesn't mean new ones should not be built. Let's get some power generation in place that doesn't require oil, and we will be in better shape.

  45. Fun thing to try by PontifexPrimus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In case you didn't know, you might already be in possession of a device that allows you to see infrared light: if you take a digital camera (even a simple phonecam will do) and look at the front of a tv remote when you press one of the buttons, you'll see a bright light flashing that's invisible to the naked eye. It's a great way to see if you need to replace the batteries or if the remote has not survived that drop from the table...
    I also wondered if it might not be possible to build a (relatively) cheap light banner using IR LEDs - it would be black to the human eye but show up clearly through the viewscreen in your digicam or phonecam.

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  46. Re:How to dim the led instead of block it complete by Lorkki · · Score: 2, Informative

    My personal remedy is black electric tape, which masks enough that you just see a faint spot of colour while the light is on. Works wonders for those really bright and distracting blue LEDs that seem to be all the rage these days.

  47. Re:my midnight torrents are driving me crazy! by PriceIke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing they're FLASHING and they're BEEPING... I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! THEY'RE BLINKING AND BEEPING AND FLASHING!! WHY DOESN'T SOMEBODY PULL THE PLUG!!!

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  48. Re:See? You're part of the problem. by cowscows · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The worst thing about an artificial grass surface like that, leaves and such get trapped on it, but don't really break down. Same goes for dead bugs, animal droppings, etc. You're replacing one kind of maintenance with another.

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  49. Re:Not on router in bedroom by funkdancer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All such work must be done by licensed data/telco electricians here in Australia. I'm looking at possibly A$300 for the job... (I'd rather spend the money on a new UPS or something.) It's quite annoying; I have friends more than qualified for the job, but their license has expired as they've moved "up" to desk positions. If anything should happen it could be an insurance nightmare so not quite willing to take the risk. Hence, the annoyance with a) builders/designers not putting phone points in the most obvious data rooms, and b) leds bright enough to light a disco. A simple switch to disable all leds would be greatly appreciated. Can't wait till I build my own place ... CAT5 everywhere!

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  50. more pop culture by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stunned that no one linked to a recent Doonesbury strip about this:

    http://images.ucomics.com/comics/db/2007/db070506. gif