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Far-Fetched Time Travel Concept Receives Private Funds
WED Fan writes "A University of Washington researcher who couldn't find funds the old fashioned way has raised funds from private parties to continue with his studies of 'time travel'. He is studying the Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Paradox. Basically, using spooky action, he wants to be able to use entangled pairs to send messages, not only through space, but also in time. 'As the evidence for this has accumulated, several fairly contorted and unsatisfying efforts have been aimed at solving the puzzle. Cramer has proposed an explanation that doesn't violate the speed of light but does kind of mess with the traditional concept of time.' Despite the implausibility of the science here laypeople have been inspired by the researcher's idea, enough to donate almost $35,000 to his project."
Can I get the investors info?
I have a bridge that...
In soviet Russia Time Travel You.
Is this the Lt. Commander Data theory or the Spock theory of time travel?
if you do manage to do this, send me a copy of all the sports results for the next 100 years and history of the stocks, etc.
Seriously.. If this was possible, i can only start to imagine how the wrong people or even the right people could really mess up things with their first little test.
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Its not that far fetched.
I invested some money in this guy next week and have been earning a decent return on my investment for the last 3 years.
I did however feel a little shiver as I considered shorting his stock and for some damned reason pictures of my family have started to fade.
liqbase
he wants to be able to use entangled pairs to send messages, not only through space, but also in time.
Big deal, Slashdot has been bringing us news from the past for years!
Trolling is a art,
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but, actually, from a non-linear viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff.
Wooo it works!!!
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
If I ever start thinking about building a time machine, I would make a promise to myself beforehand that my first plan of action is to send a message back in time to right now telling me that it works. I'm still waiting for that message.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
I wonder if investors' safety is guaranteed.
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"This country puts a lot more money into things that seem to me much crazier than this," said Mitch Rudman, a music industry executive in Las Vegas whose family foundation donated $20,000 to the experiment.
Oh no! This must be a conspiracy to allow RIAA hit-men to go back into time and take out the Internet before it was born.
How do you know they didn't?
Sure, it may seem like it's a foolish investment, but if it pays off... Oh, man... Invest a penny at the beginning at time, and before you know it, you'll be dining at Milliways.
I have yet to hear of any results, although I did have a strange experience the other day. I was about to try my first sip of Milo's Famous Sweet Tea when a 500 lb man appeared from thin air and knocked the glass from my hand before disappearing again.
Step into a huge movement. Don't Tread In Me.
You're right... he should finish the machine, then go back and tell himself to never start it!
Well, back to rejecting software patent applications.
So the technology was invented in the future, but we have it now. But since we have it, the people in the future won't bother to discover it because they already have it, which means it wasn't ever discovered, thus in the past we didn't have it to grant to the people in the future, which means that now they had the motivation to discover it, but since they sent it back to us, they had it in the past, and just took that knowledge for granted and didn't have to discover it, so the future never discovered it, so they didn't send it back to us, so we didn't have it, and thus they didn't have it to take for granted, so they discovered it, and then sent it back to us, and so on and so forth.
Stop Global Warming!
Just say no to irreversible processes!
Imagine you make said receiver, the first one ever invented. It would immediately spit out all kinds of spam messages from all kinds of futures.
Now THAT would be annoying! Imagine turning the thing on for the first time ever, and immediately receiving Zetabytes of "Frist psot!" messages.
Free beer is never free as in speech. Free speech is always free as in beer.
64 bytes from 192.168.65.24: icmp_seq=0 ttl=255 time=-23.45 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.65.24: icmp_seq=1 ttl=255 time=-20.84 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.65.24: icmp_seq=2 ttl=255 time=-21.33 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.65.24: icmp_seq=3 ttl=255 time=-19.43 ms
----science.slashdot.org PING Statistics----
4 packets transmitted, 4 packets received, 0% packet loss
round-trip min/avg/max = -23.45/-21.26/-19.43 ms
myserver:/home/idontgno > ping science.slashdot.org
PING science.slashdot.org (66.35.250.150): 56 data bytes
sig not found. please replace sig.
Like transmitting radio signals to cavemen.
Cue pissed off insulted caveman Geico commercial.
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- - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
Pffft...everyone knows that really intelligent people have already figured this out.
I am writing to inform you that I have recieved a message from your future self. Included is the text from that message.
Here's my address..
This comment is fully compliant with RFC 527.
Along with all that spam would come technology from the future to eliminate baldness and increase penis size.
A goal is a dream with a deadline
Finally, an explanation of deja-vu that makes sense - the perception of parabolic ripples of collapsing flux capacitors killing their inventors before they are made! It naturally follows that as the ripples propogating through the ether cause my arms and legs to sleep when I'm awake, not to mention that every time I remember something different from my wife it's just the Uncertainty Principle asserting itself retroactively! Though it's suspicious that it's always in her favor...
Who knew Chicago had it right all these years; I really do no longer know what time it is.
R: That voice. Where have I heard that voice before? B: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.
So, is this why I keep getting lots of spam email from 2038?
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