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Nerdy Photo in Vista DVDs Thwarts Disk Pirates

maximus1 writes "Microsoft says that the tiny photo on the Windows Vista Business Edition installation disks is an anti-piracy feature. The tiny photo of three grinning men — less that 1 mm in size — is one of several images incorporated into the hologram's design intended to make it harder to replicate a Vista DVD, according to Nick White on Microsoft's Vista team blog. 'The real story is interesting, but conspiracy theorists will be disappointed to learn that it is not the result of a deliberate attempt to deceive,' White wrote."

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  1. If it were porn... by rufo · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...would Vista be pirated less or more?

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    1. Re:If it were porn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If it were the same three guys it would be pirated less.

    2. Re:If it were porn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      or more... did you see the coming out party at engadget today? EW!

    3. Re:If it were porn... by b1ufox · · Score: 2, Funny
      Make those three as -

      1. Novell

      2. Xandros

      3. Linspire

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  2. The three guys trap your soul ... by siddesu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then, if the disk is illegally copied, they send the soul to Microsoft Hell. And if the disk is genuine, the soul goes to Microsoft Heaven.

    1. Re:The three guys trap your soul ... by Joe+U · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which one of those is 'dll hell'?

    2. Re:The three guys trap your soul ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      all three of them

    3. Re:The three guys trap your soul ... by kaizokuace · · Score: 2, Funny

      too bad microsoft's software cant tell if it is authentic or not! or do they also have false positive hell?

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    4. Re:The three guys trap your soul ... by lgramling · · Score: 3, Funny

      they send the soul to Microsoft Hell. And if the disk is genuine, the soul goes to Microsoft Heaven. What's the difference?
    5. Re:The three guys trap your soul ... by mjwx · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then, if the disk is illegally copied, they send the soul to Microsoft Hell.
      Where you're forced to use a Mac
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  3. All I know is ... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... if I worked on the 'Vista' team I sure wouldn't want my picture printed on the DVD. What if someone recognized me on the street? Or in prison?? Or on /.???

    1. Re:All I know is ... by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... if I worked on the 'Vista' team I sure wouldn't want my picture printed on the DVD. What if someone recognized me on the street? Or in prison?? Or on /.???
      how can we recognize you unless you uploaded your own photo? for all we know you look like this: 8>)
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    2. Re:All I know is ... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

      how can we recognize you unless you uploaded your own photo? for all we know you look like this: 8>) OK ... where's that hidden camera?
    3. Re:All I know is ... by Score+Whore · · Score: 3, Funny

      You sure it's not three virgins and no wise men?

  4. I Feel Ripped Off by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny

    The problem is that when I got my Vista upgrade discs through Dell for systems bought just before Vista was released, I don't have pretty hologram discs like that at all. I have just plain printed Dell labeled junk that anybody could counterfeit.

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  5. "I buried Paul" by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft Corp. has clarified the identity of the mysterious trio on the installation disks for the business version of Windows Vista.
    And no, you can't play the installation DVDs backwards and hear the devil talking, either.
    Yeah, you have to play them forward to hear the devil talking.
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  6. At least... by ceroklis · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... they didn't use this one.

    1. Re:At least... by dfsmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah! Rights discovered: one two three four.

    2. Re:At least... by KlomDark · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't that Geddy Lee's mom (dark glasses) in the picture?

  7. So this is why Vista is so expensive by Kildjean · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmmm Embeded holographic images... So wait a second, is this why Vista is so Expensive? I mean are people who are paying $300 bucks for vista paying really $1 for the OS and $299 for the Hologram?

    Sweet!

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  8. Worried about being authentic by mmarlett · · Score: 4, Funny

    So does anyone have a torrent of this hologram? The Vista I have really needs it.

  9. Re:fail by GFree · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, for most of us Slashdot might as well be the planet. So shut up and (sudo) get me a sandwich!

  10. Nerdy Photo? by GFree · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's not a nerdy photo.

    If there were really serious, THIS should have been the embedded image.

    1. Re:Nerdy Photo? by nlitement · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, THIS, good sir!

  11. Re:It's all about the photo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    REAL pirates primarily care about: Can I sell it and get away with it?


    REAL pirates primarily care about: Can I SAIL it and get away?
  12. It's a secret BECAUSE... by TheDarkener · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nobody has cared to look at the Vista Business Install CD.

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  13. Re:It's all about the photo by Shabbs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... 'tis true matey. On both statements. I was thinking about the smaller pirate, lower case "p". ;)

    Cheers.

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  14. Kneel before ZOD by jptechnical · · Score: 3, Funny

    If an explosion occurs nearby, won't it shatter the hologram releasing these three criminals that were imprisoned on Krypton nearly 3 decades ago? You know they must be pissed! They would have super human powers, and superman is nowhere to be found!

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  15. Re:exactly by AndrewNeo · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's funny, the legal copy I got from Microsoft is in a thin jewel case, no box, and is a burned DVD with "Vista Vista RTM x86" written in Sharpie! My valid key is even written in pen on the little paper cutout insert. I think it was downloaded with this cool program called Microsoft File Transfer Manager.

  16. Re:Avoid CLick through by martinX · · Score: 4, Funny

    But how can MS find them? They are so tiny and could hide anywhere.

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  17. Fifth picture discovered by walt-sjc · · Score: 5, Funny

    In an even smaller spot, this picture was found...

    1. Re:Fifth picture discovered by master_p · · Score: 3, Funny

      In an even smaller spot, this picture was found...

  18. Cracked? by Associate · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will cracked versions feature a pasty white buttocks of the nerd that cracked it?

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  19. Vista by itself is enough to thwart piracy by bl8n8r · · Score: 4, Funny

    My sister's friend's brother's girlfriend has a cousin that went to china and said she saw them throwing out the vista cds and pirating the clamshells.

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  20. YOU feel ripped off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I just took a closer look at the Ubuntu disc my brother gave me. If you hold it at an angle underneath all of the print (which I'm starting to assume is just Sharpie marker)it says "Sony CD-R" on one side of the hole and "compact disc Recordable SUPREMAS 700MB" on the other.

    Come to think of it I didn't have to agree to anything when I installed it! Aw man, I think it's a cracked copy! I've probably got a whole CPU full of Russian viruses!

  21. Re:LESS THAT 1 MM IN SIZE by normuser · · Score: 4, Funny

    LESS THAT 1 MM IN SIZE...

    If you must comment on your penis size, Please use your journal.
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  22. Re:"DRM" tag...? by Hanners1979 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, the tag is correct - In this case, DRM stands for 'Dudes, Really Miniature'.

  23. Re:exactly by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 3, Funny
    You forgot one word. Lemme correct it for you:

    That's for the $10 copies. There are, however, the $400 copies, in which case people are fooled into thinking that the $400 they're paying for this program is going to Microsoft instead of some other thief's pocket. hehe...

    (And yes, this is in fact theft. The data might not be "stolen", but the $400 definitely was stolen.) I completely agree. In both cases!
  24. Re:It's all about the photo by rvw · · Score: 2, Funny

    REAL pirates primarily care about: Can I sell it and get away with it?
    REAL pirates primarily care about: Can I SAIL it and get away? Then it would be: "Hasta la Vista!" But it would be more appropriate if those three men wore sailor suits.
  25. Re:Avoid CLick through by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Funny

    an arrogant ex-CEO who sits and rocks backs and forth like he's at the special olympics

    The Dark Ages called. They want their crass ignorance back.

  26. Re:fail by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Vista will also be a roaring success.

    Did they copy Tiger or something?

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