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Man Finally Makes the Weed-Removing Robot

Roland Piquepaille writes "According to the Ludington Daily News, Michigan, Danish agricultural engineers have built a robot to help farmers with weeds. The Hortibot is about 3-foot-by-3-foot, is self-propelled, and uses global positioning system (GPS). It can recognize 25 different kinds of weeds and eliminate them by using its weed-removing attachments. It's also very environmentally friendly because it can reduce herbicide usage by 75 percent. But so far, it's only a prototype and the Danish engineers need to find a manufacturer for distribution."

258 comments

  1. Well it's about time by blool · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one, welcome our weed killing friends... As long as we remain friends.

    1. Re:Well it's about time by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      I for one, welcome our weed killing friends...,/blockquote>

      I wonder how this robot classifies Roland Piquepaille?

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    2. Re:Well it's about time by IdleTime · · Score: 3, Funny

      Here I am, thinking about a whole different type of weed and hoping on cheaper buds...

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    3. Re:Well it's about time by Brickwall · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute.. wasn't this article posted by the Luddite Times?

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    4. Re:Well it's about time by euice · · Score: 1

      Yea, at first I thought it is what I was waiting for: A robot that can remove weed from tobacco, a problem I usually face when I'm out of weed and try to pick it out of the leftovers from previous joints.

      Sadly, I was disappointed

    5. Re:Well it's about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you have weeds in your house?

    6. Re:Well it's about time by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Only for low values of "everyone else."

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    7. Re:Well it's about time by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      So... How often to you SUCK ROLAND'S FRENCH COCK? Honestly, you like it that way?

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  2. My mortal enemy by wawannem · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am going to hunt this thing down and destroy every last ounce of it's evil metal body...

    Right after I get up off the couch

    1. Re:My mortal enemy by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 1

      WHAT are you talking about? Finally, I won't have to kill my back or knees to rid the yard of weeds, since my significant other refuses to spray. Tremble in fear, evil dandelions, as a weed killing robot will be coming to this household in the distant future!

    2. Re:My mortal enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bah, just go to the home depot and pick up a beaner to do it you lazy jackass.

    3. Re:My mortal enemy by wawannem · · Score: 1

      oh... that kind of weed

  3. What does this thing look like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm just curious as to how it works. Anyone have pictures?

    They say it identifies 25 types of weeds but at what accuracy? I would think accuracy is more important than total number of detectable weeds. If it misidentified your crop as weed you might lose a lot. Imagine coming home one day and it has pulled out or burned your entire crop and it just sits there with a grin.

    1. Re:What does this thing look like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      especially if it was your weed crop, then you'd be really pissed.

    2. Re:What does this thing look like? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Funny
      In the fullness of time, iRobot will no doubt introduce a robot that can remove weed from your carpet, clean the seeds and stems out, and leave only pure bud in the tray.

      Also, the Danish engineers probably will have to arm their robots to protect them from angry, paranoid pot-growers everywhere.

      Finally, a robot with cat-shaped grippers and a cat-Taser will be welcome, although a simple cat-sized mulching attachment would be just fine by me.

    3. Re:What does this thing look like? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it misidentified your crop as weed you might lose a lot.

      They could add a couple of sanity checks to the GUI:

      || Alert ||

      Based on my analysis, I think that your lawn is entirely comprised of 473,573 Spotted Spurge plants. Do you want me to dig them all out by their roots?

      [ Cancel ] [ Continue ] [ Configure ]
    4. Re:What does this thing look like? by trippeh · · Score: 1

      Man, forget the seeds. If you could program the robot to reliably pair male and female sets in one patch, and eliminate pairs in the other, then you'd have a steady supply. Especially if you could add a replant_pair(pair=unmatched) string.

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    5. Re:What does this thing look like? by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      It's a robot. You program it.
      You tell it "this" is the stuff I want to grow.
      "That list" you have, you pull out and incinerate keeping all seeds contained.
      "Take pictures" of anything else like kitty cats, praying mantis, grasshoppers having sex and stuff.
      Post pictures on a website.
      "Profit."

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    6. Re:What does this thing look like? by iogan · · Score: 2

      If it misidentified your crop as weed you might lose a lot. Imagine coming home one day and it has pulled out or burned your entire crop and it just sits there with a grin.
      Yeah, or what if you crop IS weed? Can it handle that?
    7. Re:What does this thing look like? by Kristoph · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can just see it now, for each weed you get ...

      A weed is ready to be destroyed. Allow / Deny?

      ]{

    8. Re:What does this thing look like? by pimpimpim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At the local supermarket they have a scale for vegetables and fruit with a camera for auto-detection. I am not sure how it works, and if it will learn over time via some central database, but at the moment it is accurate as horseshit. Lettuce gets mixed up with grapes, apples with bananas, that kind of stuff. I would think that weeds is an even harder task than this, as color differences are less clear, and they are a lot smaller than fruit as well.

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    9. Re:What does this thing look like? by XavidX · · Score: 1
    10. Re:What does this thing look like? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, not even a robot could herd cats.... it would be like getting a room full of middle managers to agree on something.

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    11. Re:What does this thing look like? by jcdenhartog · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be easier to identify the plant you don't want removed, and the robot would just remove every other plant (whitelist instead of blacklist)?

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    12. Re:What does this thing look like? by Starteck81 · · Score: 0

      That could be really scarry if Vista was loaded on our weed pulling robots. How long do you think it would take for someone to hack the botnet and DoS our food supply?

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    13. Re:What does this thing look like? by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Actually I think it would be easier than fruit - you base your detedtion based on leaf shape, not color

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    14. Re:What does this thing look like? by rstarg · · Score: 0

      At our supermarket, the U Scan is a set of four self-serve kiosks that are centrally monitored by one live cashier. There is a camera, but it simply is viewed at the cashier's station. The cashier makes the determination as to what the item sitting on the scale and showing up on the camera is. Is it an apple or a tomato?

      Maybe someday our local store will be gifted with a workable image database.

      In the meantime - I hope the robot can tell a dandelion from a daffodil!

  4. Hello, We'd Like to Buy You Out by g8orade · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is Monsanto...

  5. Ho Hum, call me when they perfect the by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 4, Funny

    weed GROWING robot, or even the weed SMOKING robot..

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    1. Re:Ho Hum, call me when they perfect the by weighn · · Score: 2, Funny

      the weed SMOKING robot.. Dave: Its Dave man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!
      Robot: *cough*cough* Bite my shiny metal *cough* ass!
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    2. Re:Ho Hum, call me when they perfect the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i might forget. . .

    3. Re:Ho Hum, call me when they perfect the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know man in grade schol they brought in a weed smokeing robot for to stay in the classroom for a week. You went and put cigs in its mouth. At the end of the week they took this filter out and says this is what smoking does to your lungs any questions.

    4. Re:Ho Hum, call me when they perfect the by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of the sketch Jimmy Fallon did on SNL where he was the web-casting dorm guy.

      Jarret: Now give it up for my best friend and my roommate Goby.

      (Goby walks in and places his face in front of the camera)

      Goby: Domo we already got the weed smoking robot. Domo (turns head toward Jarret) Domo, Domo, Domo.

      (Laughs while he sits down)

      Jarret: What a minute; weed-smoking robot. What are you talking about?

      Goby: I'm talking about my masterpiece. I've invented the world's first weed smoking robot. I give you Smoketron 3000.

      ... Robot smokes weed and starts freaking out... Smoketron 3000: Dude check this out this will freak your beans, what if I'm the human and you are the robot.

      Jarret, Skyler and Goby: (Enthusiastcly) Wooaa

      Smoketron 3000: Oh man I'm freaking out. I think this stuff was laced; I've gotta get outta here.

      Goby: Robot, cool out.

      (Smoketron 3000 begins going out of control as he begins rolling toward the window. A window cracking his heard.)

      Smoketron 3000: (Said as he is falling out of the window.) I REGRET NOTHING!!!

      (An object falling on a car is heard as the alarm begins to sound. Jarret looks at Goby confused as Skyler laughs.)

      Skyler: That robot just totally jumped out that window!

      Jarret: Wow.

      Goby: (In a sad voice) He was a good dude.

      Jarret: No he wasn't a good dude he was a bad robot.

      Goby: Yea, but still!

      Jarret: Well that's our show DJ Feinsten take us out!

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    5. Re:Ho Hum, call me when they perfect the by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, if your 'bot nicks my stash, I'll kick his shiny metal ass!

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  6. This is great, but by cfvgcfvg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We want more weed, not less. Oh, wait..

  7. Hmm.... lasers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article: (emphasis mine)

    It can manually pick weeds, spray, or remove them using flames or a laser.
    Now all we need are the sharks...

    (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
  8. Why has it taken so long? by eggfoolr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why has it taken so long for man to make one? Woman worked out how to do it long ago!

    1. Re:Why has it taken so long? by ragefan · · Score: 1

      Why has it taken so long for man to make one? Woman worked out how to do it long ago! No incentive? ;-)

    2. Re:Why has it taken so long? by CSHARP123 · · Score: 1

      Phermones from men might have helped them.

  9. bah! by FlopEJoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    When will they learn that the war on drugs is a lost cause?

    1. Re:bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are a little confused over the location of Denmark. They have less of a war on drugs there, more like a stern talking-to.

  10. Touch my weed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I'll short circuit you Johnny Five !

  11. Weed-removing attachments? by RollingThunder · · Score: 0

    By "weed-removing attachments" they better mean lasers, or I'm going to be mighty disappointed.

    1. Re:Weed-removing attachments? by dabraun · · Score: 4, Informative

      By "weed-removing attachments" they better mean lasers, or I'm going to be mighty disappointed.

      If you RTFA you will notice that lasers are in fact one of the "weed-removing attachments" they have.
    2. Re:Weed-removing attachments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Prepare to be impressed!

      From the RTFA:

      Depending on the needs of the farmer and the kind of vegetable crop, Hortibot has a variety of weed-removing attachments and methods. It can manually pick weeds, spray, or remove them using flames or a laser.


      Imagine a beowulf cluster of Hortibot's with frickin' laser beams and flamethrowers attached, and on the loose! Madness!
    3. Re:Weed-removing attachments? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you RTFA you will notice that lasers are in fact one of the "weed-removing attachments" they have.

      So, in other words, it smokes the weed...

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    4. Re:Weed-removing attachments? by timmarhy · · Score: 0, Troll

      it's ok as long as it didn't inhale, bush told us so.

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    5. Re:Weed-removing attachments? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Informative

      it's ok as long as it didn't inhale, bush told us so.

      Actually, that was Clinton.

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    6. Re:Weed-removing attachments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh it was Clinton that said he didn't inhale. Bush said he never snorted coke. Just thought I correct you there.

    7. Re:Weed-removing attachments? by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      Uh it was Clinton that said he didn't inhale. Bush said he never snorted coke.
      ...and for reference [reeference? ;) ], they BOTH actually smoked it.
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    8. Re:Weed-removing attachments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of references, you provide none. You are a TROLL.

    9. Re:Weed-removing attachments? by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      References? -chuckle- The Clinton "I smoked but didn't inhale" line was classic, and televised. As for Bush? That phone call where he talks 'bout not wanting kids to know he'd smoked pot is also old news. Nice try, though!

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  12. No no no, like the bomb robots.... by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 1

    Ya'll are missing it... This robot is like the bomb-removing robots the bomb squad uses. It's a measured, thought out response to events like this, so in the future law enforcement won't become "dying" when gathering evidence from a drug crime scene.

  13. hi-tech by martin_henry · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...is self-propelled, and uses global positioning system (GPS).

    ...but does it run Linux?!?

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    1. Re:hi-tech by stonedcat · · Score: 0

      *Weed detection successful.
      *Removal mode activated.

      Cancel or Allow?

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  14. Robots with FLAME THROWERS? by lietkynes65 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well we are one step closer to having robot overlords, we are now equipping autonomous robots with flame throwers!

    1. Re:Robots with FLAME THROWERS? by HanzoSpam · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well we are one step closer to having robot overlords, we are now equipping autonomous robots with flame throwers!

      Well, I initially misread the caption as Man Finally Makes Weed-Smoking Robot...

      Maybe I was closer to the truth than I thought...

      Hey, Tin Man - got a light?

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    2. Re:Robots with FLAME THROWERS? by init100 · · Score: 1

      Well, I initially misread the caption as Man Finally Makes Weed-Smoking Robot...

      And I misinterpreted the title as a robot designed to search for and destroy Cannabis fields. Unfortunately, it turned out that this robot is just designed to eliminate ordinary weeds from fields of useful crops.

    3. Re:Robots with FLAME THROWERS? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      There is no need to build a robot with identification capability for that. Cannabis fields can be identified trivially on aerial and space photos taken in the near infraread provided that you have relatively accurate temperature and time of day data for the time the picture was taken.
      The only reason it is still around as a mass drug crop is that governments need a scarecrow for various varieties of "war of drugs".
      By the way, flamethrowers will not help either. As the ifor troops in Afganistan learned it does not burn very well. And the little that burns from a flamethrower will provide some entertaining experience to any soldier happening to be downwind:http://cannabis.net/articles/giant-mariju ana.html

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    4. Re:Robots with FLAME THROWERS? by broggyr · · Score: 1

      And the little that burns from a flamethrower will provide some entertaining experience to any soldier happening to be downwind
      Why does History Of The World suddenly flash in my mind? :D
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    5. Re:Robots with FLAME THROWERS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I misinterpreted the title as a robot designed to search for and destroy Cannabis fields. Unfortunately, it turned out that this robot is just designed to eliminate ordinary weeds from fields of useful crops.

      Correction: And I misinterpreted the title as a robot designed to search for and destroy Cannabis fields. Fortunately, it turned out that this robot is just designed to eliminate ordinary weeds from fields of useful crops.
    6. Re:Robots with FLAME THROWERS? by utopianfiat · · Score: 1

      The only reason it is still around as a mass drug crop is that governments need a scarecrow for various varieties of "war of drugs".

      Exactly, you'd never imagine how much it props up the war on drugs when weed smokers "support terrorism", even *if* they buy domestic... Afghan weed is particularly expensive, so I've heard.

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    7. Re:Robots with FLAME THROWERS? by gfilion · · Score: 1

      Well, I initially misread the caption as Man Finally Makes Weed-Smoking Robot... Anyone remembers this SNL skit:

      Goby: Domo we already got the weed smoking robot. Domo (turns head toward Jarret) Domo, Domo, Domo.

      (Laughs while he sits down)

      Jarret: What a minute; weed-smoking robot. What are you talking about?

      Goby: I'm talking about my masterpiece. I've invented the world's first weed smoking robot. I give you Smoketron 3000.

      (A robot comes in smoking a weed cigarette.)

      Jarret: Wow!

      Smoketron 3000: Dude, I'm so totally baked right know. It's not even funny.

      Jarret: Dude, what possible use could anyone have with a weed smoking robot.

      Goby: What do you mean, there's tons. Check this out, robot get me a Pepsi.

      Smoketron 3000: Okay.

      (Smoketron3000 continues smoking while Goby begins to laugh.)

      Smoketron 3000: Wait what?

      Goby: I said, Robot get me a Pepsi.

      Smoketron 3000: Oh, got it.

      (Smoketron 3000 begins leaving then turns around.)

      Smoketron 3000: Wait what.

      (Jarret and Goby both laugh)

      Goby: Awesome.

      Jarret: Goby...

      Goby: He's like me.

  15. this is bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    god gave us weed to injest, not to destroy. down with whitey!

  16. Lawnmower Robots by sponge008 · · Score: 1

    How about it? That would make life much easier.

    1. Re:Lawnmower Robots by jombeewoof · · Score: 1

      would you really want a roomba(tm) with an 18 in rotating blade?

      I would rather see a remote controlled lawnmower, than a completely automatic one. Far too great a risk to my cats and the neighbors children.
      Electronics do make errors, and I don't think the convenience outweighs the potential risk.

      just my $0.02

      But yeah, mowing the lawn does suck doesn't it.

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    2. Re:Lawnmower Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Lawnmower Robots by farmerj · · Score: 2, Informative
      Husqvarna has produced automatic lawn mowers for at lest 6-7 years.
      Look under products and automatic mowers, they have two types an auto mower which can operate 24 hours a day and goes back to it's base station to charge and a solar powered version.

      According to the site the auto mower is good for up to 1500 m, while the solar version is good for up to 1200 m.
      They both use a safe cutting system and operate similar to grazing animal, in that they wonder around randomly, with sensors to go around any stationary objects.
      The parameter of the tended area is marked with a electric loop

      So safe and easy, what are you waiting for!

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    4. Re:Lawnmower Robots by Kristoph · · Score: 1

      So safe and easy, what are you waiting for!

      iMower

    5. Re:Lawnmower Robots by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Actually it's called the iMow, I have one, and it works great. http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-Lawn_and_Garden-Power _Tools-Mowers-Toro_iMow_Robotic_Mower_30050

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    6. Re:Lawnmower Robots by Sketch · · Score: 1

      The Toro iMow is a rebranded unit from Friendly Robotics. By the way, these are by no means a new thing. A friend of mine boguht one about 5 years ago and loved it. It looks like they have gotten signficantly more expensive since then, though.

      http://friendlyrobotics.com/

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  17. Great news by ghyd · · Score: 1

    I grabbed my weed removing attachments and am ready to party.

    [/doing the Bender]

  18. Aliens! by Kagura · · Score: 1

    I've sent a flash to Art Bell, I think we're being invaded by space aliens! I took video of some strange lights nearby, other people in my neighborhood saw them as well. They definitely sounded like I imagined the first attacks from extra-terrestrial beings to be!

    Note: This looked like a boring story, so I figured something could spruce it up. You can't have a robot article without a multi-dimensional conspiracy!

    1. Re:Aliens! by megamerican · · Score: 1

      This is July 4th, not April 20th. The appropriate way to celebrate involves blowing up a piece of the Earth, not smoking it.

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  19. maybe he should ask microsoft by terbo · · Score: 0

    they seem to be funding all types of zany ideas nowadays. the laser thing is especially attractive.

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    1. Re:maybe he should ask microsoft by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Better to ask Google. Google has the good reputation and is willing to work with the owner rather than simply buy them out and run them over.

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  20. Obligatory Joke by Enderandrew · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Man Finally Makes the Weed-Removing Robot"

    In other news, Bush announces a major victory in the war on drugs.

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  21. Re:Attn. Muslims: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're not kidding anyone, you dont believe in your God. you do deplorable things in the name of your God and see no problem with it. you lie and hate on a daily basis and see nothing wrong with it. you have no problem trying to poke holes in scientific theories when it suits you yet have no qualms about believing some people living in a cave that the Earth is 6,000 years old by tracing david's line back to adam and eve even though your holy book warns you about doing such things. you hate people because of what they believe yet in your book Jesus had pity for even the adulteresses and those who later killed him. you disgust me.

  22. Re:Attn. Muslims: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it is opinions like yours that make all of us Americans look like assholes to the <strike>Muslim</strike> World. there, fixed that for you
  23. Link to Hortibot project by drgould · · Score: 4, Informative

    HortiBot - A Plant Nursing Robot

    Doesn't look like they've gone too far yet, but interesting nevertheless.

  24. Re:Attn. Muslims: by martin_henry · · Score: 2, Funny

    this kind of idiocy really bothers me.

    I think i know how you feel.

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  25. What would be even cooler by transporter_ii · · Score: 5, Funny

    What would be even cooler, would be a weed growing robot. And if they come up with this, I think a fitting name would be Bender.

    Transporter_ii

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    1. Re:What would be even cooler by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      What would be even cooler, would be a weed growing robot.

      That would be awesome... if the cops catch your robot tending to the weed it can be programmed to say uhh I forgot who I'm growing this hash for man I have only so much RAM to devote to remembering things and I just can't remember who programmed me to grow all this sticky bud and there's nothing the pigs can do because your robot will be programmed to enjoy prison and be willing to spend years there in standby mode to conserve battery life but if the grower is some guy you'd have to promise him that you'll commute his sentence so he can perjure himself all he wants for you knowing you'll eventually bail him out... but under the existing system you can't do that unless you're the president who must have access to a mean supply of weed because you can see how worried he's been looking lately.

    2. Re:What would be even cooler by MadHatter2005 · · Score: 1

      Oh I wish I had mod points...up!

    3. Re:What would be even cooler by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Exactly. :)

    4. Re:What would be even cooler by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Funny

      [[quote of staggering line of bollocks]]

      Excuse me, what have you been smoking?

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    5. Re:What would be even cooler by Evil+Cretin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Looks like someone has a punctuation-removing robot...

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    6. Re:What would be even cooler by nospam007 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What would be even cooler, would be a weed growing robot.
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    7. Re:What would be even cooler by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hey, duuuuude, I wanna hear the crap you ramble about when you're stoned...

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    8. Re:What would be even cooler by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      The cops would become suspicious when they saw the extension cord for the growlight hidden inside of him.

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    9. Re:What would be even cooler by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      owned.

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    10. Re:What would be even cooler by czmax · · Score: 0

      the president who must have access to a mean supply of weed because you can see how worried he's been looking lately If you had access to a mean supply of weed you wouldn't look worried at all. Dude, it's all good.
    11. Re:What would be even cooler by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      As a cannabis-using war president, your sense of time would stand still. This gives you extra time to think while everyone else is frozen in time getting shot... or maybe the other way around... who can say? It's all relative, man. Often times I find myself in the middle of a long bitter war and trying to remember why I got up off the couch. Oh yes I wanted to check the cookie bowl for terrorists. Well, looks like no jihadists in the bowl this time... better make some room for them by eating some more cookies! A good war president needs to have the munchies for war or there is just no raw primal desire to win.

  26. Sounds like the start of a silly horror movie. by ruinous · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "DIE, human WEEDS!!!"

    1. Re:Sounds like the start of a silly horror movie. by ruinous · · Score: 1

      Which of course, would be followed by the sequel.. "Hortibot vs. the Triffids".

  27. well by dominious · · Score: 1

    better to have a robot burning all the weed otherwise you might end up like that: high reporter

  28. I'm sorry, The Matrix was just on... by Valacosa · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a good thing that humanity is a virus, not a weed.

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    1. Re:I'm sorry, The Matrix was just on... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Agent Smith has an extremely poor understanding of both Biology and Computer Science. Also dramatic irony, considering his condition in the final two "We wrote these while high, aren't they awesome" films...

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    2. Re:I'm sorry, The Matrix was just on... by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Agent Smith has an extremely poor understanding of both Biology and Computer Science.

      Well Mr. zippthorne. It seems you have been living..two lives.
      In one life, you're Thomas A. Zippthorne, comment writer for
      a respectable website called Slashdot....you have a social security number,
      you pay your taxes, and you...help your landlady
      carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in
      computers, where you go by the hacker alias 'zippthorne', and are
      guilty of virtually every pot-smoking hippy crime we have a law for.
      One of these lives has a future....the other one is just so baked...

      And you thought soulless programs were designed with no sense of humor.

      As for the Matrix movies, made while high? You bet!
      Enjoy copper tops!

  29. Spitting flames and shooting laser? by 2Bits · · Score: 1

    It can manually pick weeds, spray, or remove them using flames or a laser.

    I, for one, welcome our flame-spitting and laser-shooting overlord. Just imagine a beowulf cluster of these Linux-running robots, what kind of profitable business plan can you come up with? Or, if you are just a gamer type, imagine a lan party, priceless.

    The only thing missing now is a console so that we can issue the command "sudo make me a sandwich".

    1. Re:Spitting flames and shooting laser? by jombeewoof · · Score: 1

      If this thing can't make me a sandwich without root privs, what good is it? =P

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  30. Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robots. by Simonetta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "The labor problem will bring this in, when the government gets done with their immigration laws," Jim Schwass said.

        I would appear that the farmers expect to have severe labor problems if the federal government succeeds in preventing hundreds of thousands of Mexicans from entering the US without documentation. Farmers depend on lots of low-cost seasonal labor to get their harvest picked. Not so much for grains, but for fruits, berries, and vegetables.
        Presently, as I understand the situation, thousands of migrant laborers follow the harvest and provide the long, hard bend-pick-stoop labor needed to get the produce off the ground and onto inspection belts and shipping boxes. Most (I believe, and I may be wrong) of these migrant labors are Mexicans and Central Americans living in the USA without immigration papers. This situation has been like this for about 100 years, since the mechanization of farm planting equipment led to much larger harvests. Using low-cost labor has been the only way to harvest the food. And low-cost has come to mean illegal immigrants. These people have been ruthlessly exploited and little had been done to improve their situation until Cesar Chavez energized the United Farm Workers union in the late 1960's. However the massive overpopulation of Mexico has led to the need for Mexico to send millions of their people to the USA. Stoop labor during harvest season has been the main source of employment for these people, so the cycle of exploitation begins anew.

        The introduction of high-technology into a field dominated by serf labor clearly upsets the standard order of things. The robotic technology has always been too expensive and the serf labor too cheap for the any high-tech developments in food harvesting. But if the cost of labor goes up (due to effective immigration law enforcement, a really big if ) at the same time that technological costs go down, then this will lead to the displacement of hundreds of thousands of migrant workers.

        Maybe, and not all at once. For the robots cost a lot of money. A migrant worker can pick a lot of food for the cost of the robot at $70,000. And immigration laws are never seriously enforced after a certain period of 'clamping down on illegals', a period which we are going through now. There simply is no other option to getting the food picked. This situation isn't going to change. Expect all the high-technology in farm work to take place in Europe where they don't have the masses of undocumented and untrackable migrant farm workers to pick the food.

        In reality, there is a real need for harvest robots. But it is not in harvesting food; it is in harvesting land mines. No one is going to just walk out into a mine field and just pick up the bombs by hand (regardless of how many little plastic 'keys to heaven' the mullahs give them). And do it day in, day out, for very little money. Even if for some insane reason they actually wanted to, they would eventually all get blown up. This is true robot work. The harvest robot manufacturers should get some NGO to finance all their R&D in return for donating thousands of robot units to clear the vast minefields. Unfortunately, there is no one like Princess Diana around anymore to champion this cause. Shit, maybe we could get Paris Hilton to rally the cause. Good luck!

  31. Robogriculture in the nano scale by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Agriculture could benefit from the use of robots. It's good to see developments in this area, especially considering that global crop output could be affected by climate change and we may need to more drastically upgrade our agricultural efficiency in the future. However, I think more research should be taken in the applications of nanotechnology and molecular machinery on agriculture. While a robot is good, a swarm of nanorobots or molecular machines would be much better and with greater efficiency, taking care of our crops at the molecular level.

    1. Re:Robogriculture in the nano scale by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Do "nanotechnology" and "molecular machinery" include herbicides and genetically modified plants? (If not, why not?) I'd say those are getting 1000x the reseach that weed-picking robots are.

      Personally, I'd love to see macro-sized robots be successful. Doeses of microscopic things can't be removed from the environment, so they have long-term and uninteded consequences. Dumping poison on the fields has gotten us this far, but simply pulling the weeds seems cleaner and more direct, if only automation ever makes it feasible.

    2. Re:Robogriculture in the nano scale by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      While a robot is good, a swarm of nanorobots or molecular machines would be much better and with greater efficiency, taking care of our crops at the molecular level. Why do you think they could do it with greater efficiencies? Large scale robots can take advantage of certain economies of scale that microscopic ones don't have, it's not difficult to add communication capabilities, sensors (video, GPS, laser range-finders), and such. You can't fit that on a nanobot. You can't power that from a nanobot, short of mystic energy fields, and you're going to have a very very hard time coordinating your nanobots under any circumstances.

      And, assuming they could be manufactured, powered, and controlled... it's all well and good to say "take care of our crops", but what tasks exactly are they supposed to do towards that end? Gnaw through the cellulose of selected weeds? Find random insects passing by and bite them on the ankle? Adjust the plants' chemistry to promote certain growth patterns? It sounds to me like this could be better done with large robots, bio-engineering, or good old-fashioned icky Pesticides.

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  32. I'd settle for a robot that could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pick the stems and seeds out of a bag, and roll a nice fatty at the push of a button...

  33. When aliens land... by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Take me to your weeder!"

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  34. Congratulations... by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm going to get shit for this but:

          So the Danes finally managed to clone "Mexicans"?

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  35. This is what it looks like by golodh · · Score: 3, Informative
    1. Re:This is what it looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, is this where we insert the jokes about illegal immigrant labor?

    2. Re:This is what it looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the link. I wonder why the site is in English. Everyone participating looks to be Danish. Shouldn't the default language be in Danish, with maybe an English option if at all? Strange.

    3. Re:This is what it looks like by Plammox · · Score: 1

      Because export-oriented entrepeneurs in small countries know that the potential danish-speaking overseas market wanting weed robots is rather limited in size. It's called adaptation. With the speed of globalization, I guess it will be common to find a Mandarin langauge version of such pages soon.

  36. Based on the name of the newspaper... by mjtg · · Score: 1

    does that make the farmer a Luddite ?

  37. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by Mspangler · · Score: 1

    "Farmers depend on lots of low-cost seasonal labor to get their harvest picked."

    Even though I am not Mexican, and a US citizen, I was one of those low-cost seasonal laborers when in my teens. Cucumbers were my specialty. Believe me, that work sucks; Backbreaking, hot, miserable, endless, and not much to show for it at the end of the day. And I had a home to go back to, and dinner waiting for me when I got there, so I had it better than the current crop of immigrants. It's about time the ag-bots went into production. I want to see lots of the little things in John Deere green, or Case red, or Kubota orange. I don't care which.

    Here in Washington State, the Mexicans don't even want to do farm work anymore; they can get better jobs doing other things like construction. So the low-end of the agricultural labor force is starting to go away on its own. We'll need these ag-bots sooner rather than later.

    And if Monsanto tries to sabotage this, I really hope John Deere hitches their biggest and best to Monsanto's pretty research lab and pulls it to pieces. That said, I doubt Monsanto would get in the way of this, as herbicides for broadleaf plants are too non-selective. You can't kill the Canadian thistles without also killing the strawberries. You can kill the grass and leave the strawberries (Thank you Select!) But the thistles, and pigweeds, and dandelions all can hide untouched in the strawberry patch.

    Random memory, a movie with Tom Selleck, runaway robots in a cornfield, and some sort of evil assassin spider robot. I hope they put a good kill switch on these 'bots. (If no wi-fi, then shutdown all motors, start distress beep?)

  38. I want one! by mike3k · · Score: 1

    The weeds are finally winning the battle and I hate weeding my garden. I really want one of these.

  39. Hortibot not as popular as ... by SickLittleMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Haughtibot who is fluent "in over six million forms of communication."

    SLM

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    1. Re:Hortibot not as popular as ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is of course the opposite of the "Hortabot", which is only capable of communicating in broken phrases such as "no kill I".

  40. white on rice by zogger · · Score: 1

    if this thing works they are going to be "rich beyond the dreams of avarice". I know I'd like a few of them guys like yesterday. I was actually thinking before of something a little simpler and more hardwired, just a fence patrolling bot, lay a guidewire down or mount it on the fence itself, have it crawl maybe 6 inches away and spray or burn or mow, your choice. but *this* thing, man, ability to ID different weeds?? Laser zapping?? Just too cool....

  41. Electronic Skip Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Portable CD players were first introduced in the mid 1980s but were not popular until the 1990s when anti-skip technology was introduced. Sony's first portable CD player, the Discman D-50, was introduced in November 1984. At first, the D-50 was not profitable but as the product gained popularity, it soon became profitable and Sony began to create a portable CD market. The Discman range was later re-named to CD Walkman. Many other manufacturers soon followed in Sony's footsteps to offer portable CD players for consumers; however the major popularity in these devices came in 1997 because of Electronic Skip Protection, making them possible for heavy usage.

    I am sure ESP was available before 1997. I was certainly using it before then. Wikipedia says the technology "surfaced around 1992-93," which sounds about right to me.
  42. Ok, here we go... by feedmetrolls · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, weeds kill YOU!

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  43. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    migrant labors ... living in the USA without immigration papers

    What a long-winded way of saying "illegal immigrants" (yes I see you used it later in the post).

    Get rid of minimum wage, and give unemployed Americans the jobs until the robots are ready.

  44. Re:Attn. Muslims: by Columcille · · Score: 1

    Look at his user history, glance at a few of his other posts, then decide if this is someone being serious or a troll trying to get people mad at Christians.

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  45. Bad hair days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I wake up, my head looks like someone forgot to cut the lawn for the last two weeks. Should I be worried about having crazy robots trying to rip out my hair now?

  46. This is... strange by flight_master · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'm just wondering if the developers of this thing smoked too much. With 1,000 acres of grain crops, and a weed population of 200 - 400 plants / acre, how long will it take this thing to weed the field? How does it NOT trample the field? Sure, it costs $70,000, and a sprayer costs $150,000 (which isn't all that true, sprayers are around $30,000 - $70,000) however, that one sprayer can do those 1,000 acres in less than a day. How many 70K robots will it take to do the same work? This "automatation" in agriculture is all jim-dandy, but show me something that makes sense please :)

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    1. Re:This is... strange by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Prototypes cost more. Once you know it is going to work you can then design a production process that turns one out every few seconds made out of the cheapest bits you can get away with.

    2. Re:This is... strange by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      The human obsession of grains is strange anyway. Grains, in general, are bad for the soil. According to my view and experience not so good for the human body either (especially if they contain gluten). Spraying (or grains + spraying) is even worse though. However, for those insisting on grains, it'd be best to keep the weeds intact as they replenish the soil. The very soil the grains draw huge amount of minerals from, depleting the soil. There are a few bad weeds (which AFAIK have no benefit for the soil, but I could be wrong on them too) however those only grow on severely depleted soil! The solution is simply not depleting the soil...

      Whether the robot would trample a field would differ per type of field though.

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  47. Make It From Bamboo by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    This robot could be even more environmentally friendly if it were made from bamboo. Or even better, from some composite made from the weeds it pulls. If it could make extra weed pulling capacity out of the weeds it pulls, that would be perfect.

    Just as long as we can stop it from "evolving" or adding humans, or our food plants, to its list of "weeds".

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  48. Pictures? by Zekasu · · Score: 1

    No pictures of at least a draft design?

    I'd love to see what it looks like, especially if it's 3' by 3'.

  49. It recognizes weeds? Excellent. What else? by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    Surely we can teach these things to recognize other things! Slow drivers! Stupid people! Luddites! Conservatives!

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  50. Just get a herd of goats instead by ross.w · · Score: 4, Informative

    You may think goats eat anything, but they are actually particularly choosy. Depending on what your weed problem is, they will actually eat the weeds preferentially and keep them under control. They find things like blackberry, etc especially tasty. Very important to keep them out of your garden though, because they also like roses and other flowers.

    Of course if your problem is bracken, bring on the Robot. Nothing eats that stuff.

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    1. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sir, Here on slashdot I'm not clicking any link with GOAT in its name.

    2. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      Ofcourse goats don't eat 'anything'. They only eat anything when they don't live in harmony with nature. Any species on Earth eats what they like to eat most. That means what is most useful for them (or their health or their beloved ones; their survival). If the organism cannot get the most useful, they will go for the second most useful, and so on. When an organism starts to eat anything, it usually means they cannot get what truelly nourishes them. Essentially it is a sign of (coming) disease. This whole process goes 'instinctively' (means: 'we humans don't understand how it works'). And then we have the species homo sapiens of which most members don't live in harmony with nature. Alas, they're a strange exception to the rule.

      I don't know much about bracken except that it isn't edible by humans. I don't know what it does to the soil, hence I would look that up first before starting on a world-wide extermination rampage.

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    3. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Bracken is a fern, and it IS considered to be edible by humans. In fact, I think it has recently been tied to the high incidence of stomach cancer in Japan. I'm not a farmer, but I can't see why it would be considered a pest since you only seem to see it on the sides of hills (at least while hiking). I didn't know it was a weed in conventional agriculture.

      Anyway, agriculture is inherently in conflict with nature. Most (all?) of our food crops are so different from the native species that any attempt to harmonize with nature is probably pointless on the field. You can try to use natural processes to your advantage (e.g. crop rotation, nitrogen fixers), but you will never run a "natural" cornfield or lettuce patch. Like it or not, we have moved past the hunter-gatherer stage and need to significantly modify the "natural" environment to survive. Other animals do this to lesser degrees - beavers, alligators, etc.

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    4. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      Bracken lowers one's vitamin B1 absorption (due to the enzyme thiaminase). It is effective against worms/parasites however there are many other herbs effective against worms/parasites some of which one probably have in his or her kitchen (e.g. garlic). So that is not a valid argument; these are not reasons to eat it. There are many reports of cattle becoming ill after having eaten bracken. It simply doesn't seem nutritious. Perhaps the Japanese and Koreans know more about bracken than I do. I have no idea how they prepare it.

      "Anyway, agriculture is inherently in conflict with nature. Most (all?) of our food crops are so different from the native species that any attempt to harmonize with nature is probably pointless on the field. You can try to use natural processes to your advantage (e.g. crop rotation, nitrogen fixers), but you will never run a "natural" cornfield or lettuce patch. Like it or not, we have moved past the hunter-gatherer stage and need to significantly modify the "natural" environment to survive. Other animals do this to lesser degrees - beavers, alligators, etc."

      Exactly. This makes me believe we should each grow our crops or at least do this more. We're also eating too much yet we're malnourished. Something is severely wrong within our harmony with nature, or lack thereof.

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    5. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by MightyYar · · Score: 1
      I believe that some cultures somehow make bracken into flour as well - I think it's a staple in some societies.

      This makes me believe we should each grow our crops or at least do this more. Few people own enough land to even live at subsistence levels. Technology has made it very efficient for a small fraction of the population to do the farming.

      We're also eating too much yet we're malnourished. Something is severely wrong within our harmony with nature, or lack thereof. This has nothing to do with our harmony with nature, but with human nature. Our instincts that developed during our hunter-gatherer years are not so well-suited for selecting products at the grocery store. Hunter-gatherers were not faced with an abundance of refined flour and sugar. We are far more "nourished" than at any point prior in human history, and we have the lifespans to prove it. We are certainly better-nourished than any agricultural people have ever been. You could maybe make a case that certain hunter-gatherers were better nourished - and there was no argument until recently.

      In any case, you can eat very nutritiously if you want to - just walk into the grocery store and try to limit your selections to the "edges" where all the fresh stuff is. Cut out the refined grain and sugar, and take it easy on the meat.
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    6. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

      I watched my uncle's goat eat from a 2x4 that was part of the structure of his barn. I don't think the "goats will eat anything" stereotype is wrong. Any farmer that tries the goat plan had better have lots of weeds because once they run out the goats won't exactly go hungry.

    7. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      Few people own enough land to even live at subsistence levels. Technology has made it very efficient for a small fraction of the population to do the farming.

      Not much land is required. Being more efficient with the land you own, and threating the soil better (e.g. leaving weeds which replenish the soil, not using herbicides) would both increase harvest. It would at least be a start. But right now, I only grow some herbs and fruits. No vegetables yet. One fruit (grapes) a neighbor shares with me since her tree grows over our part of the lawn. What would also be very good for our soils is simply pooing outside in our gardens. Thats one of the many examples where we don't live in harmony with nature. We arrogantly believe we can take, but not give back. Every other mammal gives back. Some plants are only able to breed due to such mechanisms.

      We are far more "nourished" than at any point prior in human history, and we have the lifespans to prove it. We are certainly better-nourished than any agricultural people have ever been.

      Perhaps. Looking at obesitas and cancer numbers I believe it could even increase further. Besides, I preferably would not compare lifespan; I would compare well-beingness. Studying history would point out there are always diseases which have a cause we don't understand. 40 years ago smoking cigarettes was not even considered unhealthy. Nowadays it is linked to cancer. There are ofcourse many other reasons one could get cancer. Then there are diseases such as fibromyalgia and MS of which the cause are unknown. Or what if you have IBS or celiac? Our social systems also support the ill better, we are able to write down diseases and remedies (natural or not), we are able to cleanly surge people with kidney stones, and so on. Hunderds of years ago we were relying on old wives tales and a few enlightened doctors which nobody could afford. So I would say the comparison is irrelevant, and unfair.

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    8. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      It's great that you have a garden. I grew up with a garden. In the summer, it provided for a large portion of our diet. In the winter, it provided nothing except some canned peppers. There is no way our family of 4 (5 in the summer) could have lived off of our little 1/4 acre plot of land, even if we razed the house and devoted the entire plot to crops. Indeed, subsistence farmers need between 0.25 and 10 acres EACH to survive at subsistence levels.

      I'd argue that it's just as silly to rule a non-organic diet as the cause of the ills that you list as it is to dismiss diet as a cause altogether. I'm not going to call for the abandonment of modern agriculture based on a possibility.

      On a side note, I thought celiac was a sensitivity to wheat gluten? I don't think organic wheat would help!

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    9. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, are your numbers based on a 2,5K/2K calorie diet? Theoretically, in my ideal society, we would either reassign the lands used by farmers hence we would have more land available or we would go back to ye olde way where we pluck some berries on the run while travelling. Practically I believe the former is more viable in the near-long run. We would also buy electric units to develop our own fuel and water. More towards true individualism, I'd say. Animals (esp those currently abused such as cattle eg. cows) would live freely, not in prison. I admit also that in my ideal society there would be less humans around, and those which would exist would be far more responsible humans.

      I'd argue too that its silly to rule a non-organic diet [...] however there are cases where a change in diet partly or completely made symptons or disease vanish. People have been cured from MS, fibromyalgia, autism (linked to e.g. celiac) and other diseases by changing their diet and/or a detox. Some of the references I gave you have researched that organic foods are more nutritious than non-organic hence 'less is more'. I can more or less follow the complex theories, and they make sense to me (simply put: better soil yields more nutrients from soil yields healthier crops). According to my experience, organic food tastes better (depending on ingredient and recipe even 'far better') than non-organic just like fresh tastes better than canned. I believe enjoying your food is very if not the most important method to be nourished and I can achieve that easily if I enjoy the taste. However, my ethical judgement may blur such, I admit that.

      Celiac is a sensitivity to wheat gluten and indeed organic wheat would not help. Although e.g. MSG and casein (milk protein) arguably are also part of the sensitivity. I had IBS, not celiac, but IBS can develop into celiac. 4-7 days GFCF and my IBS (in all its glory with all its symptons) is gone. 1 pizza and its back. Quitting coffee (very popular in my country) made my energy levels increase after merely 3 days. Headache gone after 3 days (I quit on friday noon, monday was my turning point). These are just simple ways one can improve their health with. Removing or evading refined sugar is also a good suggestion, but the popular artificial replacements are worse, and I think caffeine is also underestimated. Even more on a website such as Slashdot. Now, what does help me to get energy is water (and herbal tea; lots of both), regular morning exercise, and a far more efficient metabolism due to my cure from IBS. It all adds up. Given I am prone given my genetics I might have evaded diabetic disease, MS, cancer, and other diseases in my family. But I'm rambling. In any case, there are many researches about what wheat does to the soil. And they're not positive...

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    10. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I can't argue with you on diet - it plays a very important part in being healthy. When I eat like shit, I feel like shit.

      Parceling out land is a radical idea, but I know that I would never leave New York City for a place where farm land is likely to be spliced up (say, Kansas). I strongly suspect that I am not alone... you'd have a lot of trouble getting folks to move out there, even if you gave them land. You'd have to be careful, too. In Zimbabwe they are parceling out the farm land to non-farmers, and now the country is starving.

      One thing I'd like to point out is the "placebo effect". Many, many people have been cured by the placebo effect. From faith healers, to alternative medicine, to modern back surgery - all of these depend on the placebo effect. Sometimes, switching diet can cure you, if only because you think it can. It works, so I'm not against it - but it brings up ethical questions about what you can claim. For instance, back surgery is about 50% effective at relieving pain... but so is a fake "placebo" surgery. So is it still ethical to operate? Or is it ethical to fake a surgery and pretend you really did one?

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    11. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by ross.w · · Score: 1

      Well, it grows like a weed here in Australia on the East Coast. Cattle won't touch it. Horses won't touch it and it grows just about everywhere. It's really hard to get rid of.

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    12. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by ross.w · · Score: 1

      I've had a bit to do with goats as well. They are destructive. The will chew experimentally on just about anything, including your clothes, while you're wearing them. They climb on your car and leave little dents on the roof. They are, however picky about what they actually eat. I've watched them eating hay from a rack. Anything that lands on the ground, they won't go near.

      Of course, if they get hungry enough, they'll eat whatever they can get, like any other creature - except my cat. :)

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      If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?
    13. Re:Just get a herd of goats instead by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      Yes, my idea is unrealistic to implement in this age. Human beings would have to learn to be less materialistic and childish (I call this 'responsible' or call it 'smart egoism' if you will). By that time we're perhaps better able to grow mechanically without disturbing the soil hence keeping nutrition and crop yield as high as possible. But, clearly we haven't advanced to such stage yet.

      One thing I'd like to point out is the "placebo effect". Many, many people have been cured by the placebo effect. From faith healers, to alternative medicine, to modern back surgery - all of these depend on the placebo effect. Sometimes, switching diet can cure you, if only because you think it can. It works, so I'm not against it - but it brings up ethical questions about what you can claim. For instance, back surgery is about 50% effective at relieving pain... but so is a fake "placebo" surgery. So is it still ethical to operate? Or is it ethical to fake a surgery and pretend you really did one?

      Indeed. I read one astonishing case in a book by Michael Tablot, The Holographic Universe. From what I recall out of the head: A person had severe cancer with only a short while to live. He received an alleged medicine to threat his cancer, was told this, and was cured. Doctors checked him and there were no signs of cancer. Then he read reports the drug was ineffective. His symptons returned. The doctor assured him these reports were untrue, gave him a new threatment, and he got cured again. Again, doctors could find no signs of cancer. Later, he heard elsewhere that the medicine was definetely not effective and that it was a fraud. He died a few days afterwards. The story was about 2 pages of the book long, but I can't quote it nor refer the exact page because I don't have the book at hand. I don't own a copy of it, my girlfriend does, and she lives on the other side of the planet.

      I believe there is also a reverse placebo. Not sure if that is the correct term or the term used in (pseudo-)science. What I mean with that is the opposite of a placebo. Ie. a hypochondriac who believes he or she is ill really is (or becomes) ill getting the illnesses he or she suspects he or she has.

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  51. That's nice, but... by bcat24 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... what I really want is a robot to scoop dog poop in my yard.

  52. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shit, maybe we could get Paris Hilton to rally the cause. Better idea; she can be the prototype mine picking robot.
    "Hi, everyone, my name is Paris Hilton, rich bitch extraordinaire, and I'll be picking up these little KAFUCKINGBOOM!!!"
  53. The liberal dilemma by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

    So...which is worse, the migrants being 'exploited', or being displaced by robots so that they can't be exploited any more?

    1. Re:The liberal dilemma by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Either way it sucks for them, and history will not be kind to us for forcing them into having to choose between really bad options while we, for the most part, live well.
          But I'm beginning to wonder if the reason that our neighbors live so poorly is not due to a 'disfunctional' culture. The migrants that I've met or have read interviews with often have many more children that they could ever hope to provide minimum subsistence for. They think that I'm weird because I have no children, and I can't believe that they don't see anything unusual about having ten children and a sub-minimum wage job as an illegal immigrant 2000 miles away from their family.
          But in the end, I get by and they either starve or depend on the kindness of strangers. Regardless of how hard that they work. Because the work that they do can't support ten kids in another country. And people will call me cruel and heartless because I allow this starvation to happen.
          If we were dealing with millions of feral cats and dogs, then my very liberal friends would have no problem taking active steps to control their reproduction patterns. But we're dealing with humans, and the situation is different. It's a subject that no one will talk about. But if and when a 'die-off' occurs, the best that the good people will say if they say anything at all about the subject, is that it was the result of a 'disfunctional culture'. Followed by an embarrassed silence, and a quick change of subject to the new wine at Trader Joe's.

    2. Re:The liberal dilemma by Rakishi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Either way it sucks for them, and history will not be kind to us for forcing them into having to choose between really bad options while we, for the most part, live well. Or it may look well upon us. Fast change usually brings about disaster.

      But I'm beginning to wonder if the reason that our neighbors live so poorly is not due to a 'disfunctional' culture. The migrants that I've met or have read interviews with often have many more children that they could ever hope to provide minimum subsistence for. They think that I'm weird because I have no children, and I can't believe that they don't see anything unusual about having ten children and a sub-minimum wage job as an illegal immigrant 2000 miles away from their family. It's a cultural problem basically, they were born into a culture that is based on the view that there is high child morality. Having 6 kids isn't a problem if only 2 live to breed but it is if all 6 do. With time this will probably change but culture determines a lot of things and changes slowly. It's also another reason for why fast change to "do the right thing" can backfire. Africa had a stable population before things like modern medicine were imported, almost overnight, and then it grew six fold in under a century. The west has had time to deal with all these changes, more or less, but the rest of the world in many ways hasn't.

      I fear something entirely different coming from all this mechanization. If all the menial jobs are removed what will the people who aren't suited for any other work do? Will be, as in many science fiction stories, just pump them full of happy drugs and sit them all in front of TVs?
    3. Re:The liberal dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pity you. And if you truly never have children, you'll understand why soon enough.

    4. Re:The liberal dilemma by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a cultural problem basically, they were born into a culture that is based on the view that there is high child morality. It's only indirectly related to child mortality. You have a lot of kids because they are your retirement plan. When you are too old to work, and you are too poor to save money, and the government doesn't provide anything like Social Security - then your only recourse is to have a lot of kids so that someone will take care of you. Having more kids increases the odds that one or more of them will live longer than you and have the means to take care of you.

      I fear something entirely different coming from all this mechanization. Don't sweat it too much - we've been progressing technologically as an astonishing rate for about 200 years or so now, and all the menial jobs haven't vanished yet... hell, the poorest people in the world are still subsistence farmers - same as a thousand years prior. Freeing up people from menial labor will on balance bring good things - you can do all sorts of things with people once the basic need for food has been met. Most importantly, getting people out of that impoverished lifestyle will make them feel more secure, and secure people usually don't have a gazillion children.
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    5. Re:The liberal dilemma by mutterc · · Score: 1

      not due to a 'disfunctional' culture. The migrants that I've met or have read interviews with often have many more children that they could ever hope to provide minimum subsistence for.

      Two words... rampant Catholicism.

  54. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1

    So you're arguing that we shouldn't use robots because other people will be out of a job?

    Hate to break it to you, but it's been happening for 100+ years and there has been no disaster yet. It's called progress, you're living in the wrong age if you don't like advancement.

  55. Re:Attn. Muslims: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone else already pointed this out, this guy's just your garden variety troll. Here's the link, and I quote, 'go feed yourself to a lion, christfag.' You were dead on about the fool part, but something tells me this guy's not much of a Christian.

  56. Re:The conservative dilemma by timeOday · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It was mainly conservatives who killed Bush's so-called amnesty bill. Nationalism vs. cheap labor, so hard to choose...

  57. Sure, this sounds great by Rix · · Score: 1

    Until they decide the most prolific species of weed is man.

  58. Re:It recognizes weeds? Excellent. What else? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny
    Slow drivers! Stupid people! Luddites! Conservatives!

    Sarah Connor?

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  59. You have 20 seconds to comply! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just had a vision of ED-209 busting a hydroponic marijuana operation.

  60. Robots? pfft by crossmr · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Robots? pfft by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I still want to know what kind of weeds are combatted in usual NON-herbicide sprayed soils*. At least goats give back to the Earth, by pooing. In the end all the Earth wants is our poo. As simple example look at how flowers give nectar to bees. They're egoists too. Although it is a smart form of egoism, it is egoism. Its all part of a greater cycle. Trees do this too.

      (* Herbicide sprayed soils are essentially dead and still need to be cured. If a herbicide sprayed soil contains a lot of weed then the farmer has to slap himself with a cluestick and look up the properties of that weed. 10 to 1 that weed does something specific good to his soil (and hence crops) which he never knew about.)

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  61. Re:Attn. Muslims: by Torvaun · · Score: 1

    Ithribo Al kuffar!!!!!!

    Bismillahir Rahmanir Rahim. ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!


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  62. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Hello, I posted my long-winded comment after twenty or so joke comments that had nothing to do with the actual subject.
        I don't think that robots are going to harvest because at the present it is still too expensive to do so. Migrant labor is still much cheaper.
        If the robots suddenly became very cheap, and that is always a possibility, then putting tens of thousands of migrant workers out of jobs would have consequences. One is that many of them would stave, and two is that many would turn to crime to get money. They are not going to become middle-class.
        I don't know the ratio of illegal to legal migrant workers (harvest food pickers). I do know that a significant number of them are Anglo-American and have been doing migrant food picking for generations. The Grapes of Wraft descendants.
        It's a touchy subject. Because an introduction of high-tech such as robots into serf labor occupations means someone is going to lose and lose big. And these are people that have little or nothing to lose. When you take things from the very poor, like their livelihoods, they can be expected to react violently.
        To introduce changes that can be reasonably expected to induce starvation and violence among the people at the bottom of the economic ladder is not progress, or advancement. Some thought should be given to alternatives before simply just doing it. That was my point. It's a subject that can fill many books. It should be handled with care in a little Slashdot message.

  63. Thanks for the reply by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the reply. I also did farm labor for several summers, picking shade tobacco in Western Massachusetts. I also picked up the spoiled crop of orange overripe cucumbers. You're right, it sucks. It's hard to put that in delicate language in a public forum as diverse as Slashdot since you never know who your audience will be and you don't have a lot of space to convince people that you're not a bigot( or if you are, you're not a stupid bigot).

        I have to agree, technology is the way out of lose:lose situations. I think that is why we are all so into it, almost to point of being an alternative religion.

  64. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia the weeds robot you.

  65. Help or remove? by xarak · · Score: 1

    Yet again /. is incoherent:

    Title: Man Finally Makes the Weed-Removing Robot
    Text: engineers have built a robot to help farmers with weeds

    Help or remove?

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  66. Pfff by LuSiDe · · Score: 1, Insightful

    All 'funny' responses here, and then some cannabis jokes. Legalize cannabis and grow up. Then such childish jokes aren't funny anymore...

    It seems nobody addresses the questionable assumption that weeds are somehow 'bad'. Nature lives in harmony without us humans quite well (arguably we rather disrupt the harmony), and there is a reason weeds grow near crops. Hint: the reason is not to be exterminated by man-made robots. Weeds actually often replenish the soil! For those interested, I can name several examples (by Latin name; I don't know English ones) which do this. Some weeds which contain flowers, such as Taraxacum officinale, are besides that good for our bee population. Many weeds also have medicinal properties. In other words: weeds are not 'bad' or 'evil'; they're herbs which are often medicinal. But besides that, they also replenish the soil.

    Herbicides do the exact opposite to the soil! Given our soils are in quite bad conditions, we need less herbicides (this thing does that), not necesarily less weeds (this thing exterminates them). Organic farming, IF applied correct, is better for the soil than robots like this. The robots too, lie on a faulty assumption, just like shit like round-up.

    Besides all that, the definition of 'weed' is ignorant as it is too much from a human viewpoint; not from a nature viewpoint. Once humanity is able to put itself in nature's shoe (perhaps after a few cataclysms?) this may improve, I presume.

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    1. Re:Pfff by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Organic farming is a grand idea, but it cannot supply the world with the diet it has become accustomed to. You can't just lambaste the "clueless farmer", when he is just responding to market demand. The vast majority of people are going to buy the "cheap carrots, cheap milk, and cheap bread" instead of the stuff labeled "organic". If everything were labeled "organic" by force of law, then people would eat fewer fresh fruits and vegetables - impacting nutrition. You would also need to use more marginal farmland to grow crops, since yields would be lower using organic methods. That means more displaced wildlife and more environmental impact due to agriculture.

      Short of some breakthrough, organic farming is destined to be a niche method for growing products for the relatively wealthy.

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    2. Re:Pfff by ivan256 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Organic farming, IF applied correct, is better for the soil than robots like this


      Why are you under the mistaken impression that organic farmers don't eliminate weeds? Use of this robot would still allow farmers to label their crop as organic. In fact it may increase the number of "organic" farmers if it means they can replace their herbicides with this thing.

      I also don't know where you get the impression that industrial farms have soils that are "in quite bad conditions". Sure, there are problems like that in countries where they clear-cut, and then farm the land to death, but modern industrial farms keep their soil in excellent condition. They need to in order to be profitable. The real problem with them from the "organic" (can you tell I hate that term? It's worse than "IP") is the run-off from the chemicals they use to keep their soils that way.

      You're right though. Humans are too much of a burden on nature. You can (should) help the problem by sitting on a compost heap and slitting your wrists.
    3. Re:Pfff by Verte · · Score: 1

      All animals impact their environment, and humans are not exempt from that. We're beginning to realise that there are some things we can change. Allowing our farms to be overrun by plants that kill off our crops and get in the way is not a viable solution for large farms, but using our smarts to remove weeds instead of herbicides is a step in the cleaner direction. And it's a step in a more enlightened direction, too, if it means we spend less effort farming.

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    4. Re:Pfff by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      "Why are you under the mistaken impression that organic farmers don't eliminate weeds?"

      Read what I wrote. I wrote "Organic farming, IF applied correct, is better for the soil than robots like this". I never wrote no organic farmers remove weeds or organic farmers don't remove weed. It isn't a prequisite for having an 'organic' brand. It differs per farmer. A wise farmer however, knows which weeds to eliminate and which not.

      "I also don't know where you get the impression that industrial farms have soils that are "in quite bad conditions"."

      Perhaps because you're too ignorant to understand that -especially in the case of grains- lands either have to be barren after used or their soil is severely depleted. A depleted soil may still yield some crops, but less than a healthy soil, and the nutrients in the crop are far less than compared to crops from a healthy soil.

      "but modern industrial farms keep their soil in excellent condition. They need to in order to be profitable."

      Fallacy / non-seq.

      "The real problem with them from the "organic" [...] is the run-off from the chemicals they use to keep their soils that way."

      I don't know what you're exactly arguing here. Seems finger pointing. Boohoo. British farmers and scientists figured out what I pointed out above in the beginning of last century. Perhaps you could look up the works from people such as Friend Sykes, Sir Albert Howard, and Robert McCarrison.

      ""organic" (can you tell I hate that term? It's worse than "IP")"

      Shows your colours.

      Pushing someone to commit suicide (murder) is a crime in many countries, btw. Also shows your colours. Besides that, shows how hateful you are towards a random person on the Internet. I believe it is you who needs to seek help.

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    5. Re:Pfff by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      Although I live in a rich Western country I am not that rich myself and I have figured out less is more. I have figured out that the higher price of fresh, organic products, combined with less food intake (and a specific GFCF diet against IBS) combined with more (clean) water and even herbal teas (and quiting coffee, tobacco and starting regular exercises) all benefit my help a lot. I wish more people would realize this, especially in Western countries where malnutrition is huge as is cancer, but I do understand your point of view is the popular one.

      "You would also need to use more marginal farmland to grow crops, since yields would be lower using organic methods. That means more displaced wildlife and more environmental impact due to agriculture."

      I don't think so. The research I read has shown the exact opposite: only in the first year the organic crop (having switched from herbicide) yielded less than before. After the first year it only increased. Also, the crops contained far more nutrients (minerals) compared to herbicide crops. This was linked to the number of minerals in the actual soil.

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    6. Re:Pfff by ivan256 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Read what I wrote. I wrote "Organic farming, IF applied correct, is better for the soil than robots like this".


      I did read what you wrote, and it's nonsensical and incorrect. Using a robot like this is organic farming, thus can't be "better".

      Also, I hate the term organic not because of any bias, but because it is a roll-up term that is used for many practices (hence the comparison to "IP"). So when somebody says "Organic" or even in some cases "Certified Organic" you don't necessarily have any good idea of what they mean. In other words, I dislike it because it's misleading, not because I'm opposed to it in some manner.

      And lastly, when I said "The real problem with them from the "organic" [...] is the run-off from the chemicals they use to keep their soils that way.", I meant that the non-organic farmers cause chemical run-off. I was actually taking your side, but you were so busy incorrectly assuming that my pointing out your inaccuracies was due to non-existent bias to actually realize it.

      Why was I hateful and on the offensive? Because I get angered by people who are passionate about something they don't actually understand, especially when they've clearly fooled themselves into believing that they do understand. I wasn't pushing you to commit suicide. I was ironically following your broken logic to it's obvious conclusion.
    7. Re:Pfff by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I know of no scientific study showing that intake of fresh organic products is healthier than consuming the same, non-organic versions. Please enlighten me if this exists.

      The research that I read (from a pro-organic website which I'm too lazy to Google right now) claims that diets would have to change substantially for all-organic agriculture to be feasible. In particular, we'd have to get used to a lot more beans and a lot less grain and meat. I think the study that you were reading probably was in regards to vegetables, which would not suffer too much yield loss. Grains would suffer yield losses.

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    8. Re:Pfff by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      I know of no scientific study showing that intake of fresh organic products is healthier than consuming the same, non-organic versions. Please enlighten me if this exists.

      There are various references to such studies in a book I recently read by Pete Tompkins and Christopher Bird The Secret Life Of Plants published by Perennial Library. References include:

      Howard, Sir Albert. The Soil and Health. New York: Schocken Books, 1972.
      Howard, Sir Albert, and Yeshwant, D. Wad. The Waste Products of Agriculture: Their Utilization as Humus. London and New York: Oxford University Press, 1931.
      Sykes, Friend. Food, Farming and the Future. Emmaus, Pa.: Rodale Press, 1951.
      McCarrison, Sir Robert. Nutrition and National Health. London: Faber & Faber Ltd., 1944.

      These were the most memorable stories on this subject. There were many more references.

      In particular, we'd have to get used to a lot more beans and a lot less grain and meat.

      Unfortunately, the human body is not able to metabolize oligosaccharides (the sugars from beans). In large qualities I doubt beans are good for ones flora. I don't know is there is a relationship between oligosaccharides and candida however such seems plausible to me at first sight.
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    9. Re:Pfff by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      One can apply organic farming while depleting the soil, and one can deploy organic farming by replenishing the soil. That was what I meant to say. I'm aware of the problems with the term organic, but they are a non-issue here if you simply read the context.

      I don't care why you're hateful. You simply have to control your temper and be a responsible netizen. You just don't do certain things just because you can. Responsibility, you know? Well, one of those things is indirectly saying one should commit suicide. There are other ways to hurt someone in a more stylish fashion, or perhaps *gasp* you can actually learn to argue!

      I gave you my references in my previous post. If you wish you can look them up. In a different post in this sub-thread I posted specific references. If you're interested enough you can find a way to them. I'm not gonna help you further with that because I don't like you. Or rather, according to you, I'm too foolish to help you. :)

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  67. Hmmm... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Maybe we can have a new tall tale for our times.

    John Henry versus the steam engine, except John Henry becomes a migrant farm worker and the steam engine becomes this weeding robot contraption. Actually, I think someone is working on a robot that can pick crrops that traditionally needed the human touch, so maybe that would be better.

    I'm up too late. Not making sense.

  68. Ugh by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

    Personally I hate how people want our plants to fight with weeds...

    Anyone ever hear of no-till farming? Although it sacrifices a lot of land per amount of production, the quality of the produce is much higher than can be expected. The fruit and roots compete with the weeds and even bugs...you have to weed periodically in the beginning, but once your plants adapt to your soil its just a matter of collecting your produce. The insects will most likely (assuming they are native) go for the weeds enough so that pesticides aren't needed (assuming too that you know how to cook) and the food you get is also tastier.

    Also, on a side-note, each person can produce enough food for 10 people. Theoretically its a possible method, but not given the state of the world as it is today, as it is not "efficient" for modern consumerism. But its sustainable.

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  69. Won't somebody... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't somebody think of the stoners?

  70. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by drsquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Expect all the high-technology in farm work to take place in Europe where they don't have the masses of undocumented and untrackable migrant farm workers to pick the food.
    We don't need them because we fly it all in from Africa, picked by workers paid far less than Mexicans. Even if we did need cheap labour, there are plenty of Eastern Europeans willing to come over.
  71. Let us pray by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    for Moore's Law to hold a true course for some time to come. Extrapolate, will you, to the day a machine can be used to remove problem points from your body. The results range from a cure for cancer to much longer lifespans.

    I suppose we should also pray that is not a day people will feel free to neglect themselves.

    I wonder how agriculture might change if a machine can really push a crop through (or in other fields, get whatever job done), like the next generation of iPhone.

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  72. Old news by oronet+commander · · Score: 1

    Weed-killing robots are not out of ordinary in agricultural research. Even in my institution http://www.ivia.es/, a robot that killed weeds by means of a 20.000V discharge was built some years ago.

    1. Re:Old news by TERdON · · Score: 1

      Another example, from Halmstad University, Sweden. It was quite some time since the research was done, this news should be about how it is being commercialized instead IMHO...

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  73. Herbicide producers make a LOT of money by Britz · · Score: 0

    especially in the EU and the US, where we have huge subsidies for farmers to buy herbicides to grow more stuff.

    Maybe they will buy the robot to destroy it just like the oil producers buy every car running on water to destroy it.

  74. SPEAKING of ROBOTS doing ALL our work by posys · · Score: 1

    Pulling Weeds is just the tip of the iceberg...

    Just suppose Robots and AI based computers could do ALL our WORK ?

    NOW, more ROBOTS means more FREEDOM for HUMANs !! as long as we take it ALL the way and restructure the economy into what you will come to know as TEAM INFINITY's WAGELESS ROBOTIC ECONOMY.

    http://TeamInfinity.com/TRANSFORMER_WAGELESS

    Robotics & Artificial Intelligence together can ELIMINATE ALL HUMAN JOBS, and MONEY in one fell swoop, there will no longer be a connection between consumption and production, HUMANS will be EMANCIPATED from the MACHINERY of ECONOMY ONCE and FOR ALL, and we believe only ROBOTICS and AI can accomplish this. Be see below.

    TEAM INFINITY is planning to team with SIMULEX's technology to prototype and fine tune TEAM INFINITY's WAGELESS ROBOTIC ECONOMY.

    http://TeamInfinity.com/TRANSFORMER_WAGELESS The Age of Recreation via the Emancipation of Humanity from the Machinery of Economy via the ROBOTIC WAGELESS ECONOMY

    http://teaminfinity.com/transformer_robo_economy

    The Age of Recreation via the Emancipation of Humanity from the Machinery of Economy via the ROBOTIC WAGELESS ECONOMY

    • Want more Free Time ?
    • Realize that Robots & Computers can do ALL WORK
    • Know it is possible today, spread the word !
    • Let Robots be Robots, and Humans be beings !

    Believe it ! Expect it ! Demand it ! from your Leaders TODAY !

    Just suppose, "saving" jobs that are not fit for humans, is NOT HUMANE, just STUPID

    1. Any job a Robot can do is beneath a human's dignity....
    2. Start REALLY CARING for your Fellow Humans, TODAY !
    3. DEMAND a WAGELESS ROBOTIC ECONOMY from your LEADERS TODAY !
    4. Free your fellow humans to be beings, & you will, of course, free yourself too !
    5. Many of your LEADERS & the POWER CLASS Think of YOU and your CHILDREN as FLESHBOTS, to be harvested and used to "run" THEIR GAME, you know, "Human" Resources, JUST another resource, like coal, oil etc.
    6. Let them know that you and yours deserve the leisure they enjoy, and that REAL ROBOTS, not HUMAN ROBOTS should do the "work" to run the "show", EXPECT, ACCEPT, DEMAND NOTHING LESS !!

    Just Suppose, and, Ask yourself the following questions:

    1. The robotic network is up and running, do we pay the robots for their work ?
    2. The geo-thermal power plants producing FREE electricity are up, who do we pay for the electricity to power the robots & everything else requiring power when power is free ?
    3. The robots are up, out & about, collecting & processing raw materials into other robots & everything else, who do we pay to collect & process raw material & distribute finished products these same robots will make & distribute ?
    4. The Computer systems are up and running, who do we pay to make the decisions they will make ?
    5. To anwser these questions become part of the freight train of thought & action as revolution known as:

    MAGNA CARTA 5.0© The Age of Recreation via the Emancipation of Humanity from the Machinery of Economy via ROBOTIC WAGELESS ECONOMY http://TeamInfinity.com/TRANSFORMER_WAGELESS

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    1. Re:SPEAKING of ROBOTS doing ALL our work by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Oh. My. FSM.

      I clicked on the link and the formatting's even worse than here, since /. thankfully does not allow colour. FSM be praised.

      Anyway, this does seem an interesting idea - however, somebody has to design the robots, repair the robots, invent the stuff they want the robots to produce...

      Robots can reduce or maybe even remove the need for manual labour. But man will always find something to do. And then start doing it in exchange for some other thing somebody else enjoys doing. And there we go again.

      In short, not gonna happen.

      P.S. Get a webdesigner. This is dismal.

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    2. Re:SPEAKING of ROBOTS doing ALL our work by Chatterton · · Score: 1

      This idea of society is not novel, Isaac Asimov books have this kind of society depicted as background of his stories. I dream too of this kind of society but not to the point of putting a web site online :)

      For your objections, here are my reflection on theses subjects:

      Design of the robots:
      It is the transition phase between our society model and the new society model. And for the second, third, Nth generation of theses robots see 'Invent the stuff'

      Repair the robots:
      Create some robots to replace (easier) or repair (more ecological) damaged/destroyed ones (themselves included)

      Invent the stuff:
      As a hobby or personal interest, humans can invent and design stuff and 'ask' (need a better definition of ask) the robots to produce them. You will just do it for fun and if you want it, not as a work in a company with the attached constraints.

      Not gonna happen:
      In this kind of society the last thing you can exchange will be works of art (everything else is nonsense because the robots can make it for you for nothing). And because no money is needed in this kind of society, you can only exchange it for another work of art or 'just' for fame and glory (like acting in a film dreamed by someone else).

      It will not gonna happen because of a lot more other reasons that the one you said. Reasons like the desire of money, power, self interest and short term view... from peoples, corporations and governments :(

    3. Re:SPEAKING of ROBOTS doing ALL our work by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Even disregarding the reasons you mentioned, money is not going to disappear.

      It is too convenient a concept; direct trade of one thing for another requires two people to each find a thing the other one wants. That can get quite complicated, whilst money is money is money and can be exchanged for anything, given large enough quantities.

      And until someone builds a machine which can at least comprehend human language, I won't believe you can build a machine which could invent anything.

      These are all nice, utopistic ideas - but not that well thought out.

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    4. Re:SPEAKING of ROBOTS doing ALL our work by posys · · Score: 1
      Please re-read MAGNA CARTA 5.0 five more times, with a day of reflection between each reading. All of your points are addressed either in:

      Also please keep in mind that you have capitalism so deeply ingrained in your psyche that it does not make sense to you, this is cognative dissonance and must be overcome.

      Your daily struggles, your overall BigPicture/Gesthalt, even your cynicism is a result of your immersion in the current capitalist reality, and you are not alone, and all of this can, must and will be overcome, one mind at a time, starting with yours.

      You are very important, because the sooner you get it, the sooner others will too. Your wellbeing depends on "getting this".

      TRUE or TRUE ?

      Please feel free to contribute your serious questions/comments to: sysop@TeamInfinity.com and they will be thoroughly addressed in the FAQ.

      Thanks for your time and thoughts dear friend.

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    5. Re:SPEAKING of ROBOTS doing ALL our work by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      I was born and raised in communism/socialism.

      Thanks for playing. YHL. HAND.

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    6. Re:SPEAKING of ROBOTS doing ALL our work by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      It is not going to happen soon, but it is going to happen. Eventually technology will provide all material needs to people without human labour. I think the best example is the Culture series by Iain M. Banks. There will be some turmoil during the transition just as the invention of manual sewing machines and other labour saving devices have caused strikes, riots, and upheavals over the years.

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    7. Re:SPEAKING of ROBOTS doing ALL our work by Chatterton · · Score: 1

      Machine don't need to invent, keep this 'work' to humans. The robots 'just' need to do the grunt work of building your invention.

      Machines understanding human language is a best but not a necessity. As long you can provide them all the information needed to realize your idea (plans, build sequence, whatever is needed...)

  75. Huhuh by manXxon · · Score: 1

    Mwhuhu huhuh... he said weed =)

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  76. Robot lawnmower kills Danish man by gnalle · · Score: 1

    The new hortibot looks suspiciously similar to a remote controlled lawnmoder that tragically killed a danish gardener 2 months ago. Do we really want to add autonomous control to that machine?
    http://www.engadget.com/2007/05/31/robot-lawnmower -kills-danish-man-begins-resistance/
    http://www.hortibot.dk/index.html

    1. Re:Robot lawnmower kills Danish man by Chatterton · · Score: 1

      It is not suspiciously similar but similar:

      From the hortibot site:
      "Illustration of the synergy obtained by combining the commercial remote controlled Spider (top left) with the autonomous AgRobot research platform (top left) from Aarhus University, Institute of Agricultural Engineering, Research Centre Bygholm."

      and the lawnmower was a Spider.

    2. Re:Robot lawnmower kills Danish man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it runs Linux... :)

  77. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by mike2R · · Score: 1

    Not meant to completely reject, that in the short-term at least, there can be problems caused by mechanisation, but there's a great quote from That Which is Seen, and That Which is Not Seen (Frederic Bastiat, 1850) on this subject.

    James B. had two francs which he had gained by two workmen; but it occurs to him, that an arrangement of ropes and weights might be made which would diminish the labour by half. Thus he obtains the same advantage, saves a franc, and discharges a workman.

    He discharges a workman: this is that which is seen.

    And seeing this only, it is said, "See how misery attends civilization; this is the way that liberty is fatal to equality. The human mind has made a conquest, and immediately a workman is cast into the gulf of pauperism. James B. may possibly employ the two workmen, but then he will give them only half their wages for they will compete with each other, and offer themselves at the lowest price. Thus the rich are always growing richer, and the poor, poorer. Society wants remodelling." A very fine conclusion, and worthy of the preamble.

    Happily, preamble and conclusion are both false, because, behind the half of the phenomenon which is seen, lies the other half which is not seen.

    The franc saved by James B. is not seen, no more are the necessary effects of this saving.

    Since, in consequence of his invention, James B. spends only one franc on hand labour in the pursuit of a determined advantage, another franc remains to him.

    If, then, there is in the world a workman with unemployed arms, there is also in the world a capitalist with an unemployed franc. These two elements meet and combine, and it is as clear as daylight, that between the supply and demand of labour, and between the supply and demand of wages, the relation is in no way changed.

    The invention and the workman paid with the first franc, now perform the work which was formerly accomplished by two workmen. The second workman, paid with the second franc, realizes a new kind of work.

    What is the change, then, which has taken place? An additional national advantage has been gained; in other words, the invention is a gratuitous triumph - a gratuitous profit for mankind.

    From the form which I have given to my demonstration, the following inference might be drawn: - "It is the capitalist who reaps all the advantage from machinery. The working class, if it suffers only temporarily, never profits by it, since, by your own showing, they displace a portion of the national labour, without diminishing it, it is true, but also without increasing it."

    I do not pretend, in this slight treatise, to answer every objection; the only end I have in view, is to combat a vulgar, widely spread, and dangerous prejudice. I want to prove, that a new machine only causes the discharge of a certain number of hands, when the remuneration which pays them as abstracted by force. These hands, and this remuneration, would combine to produce what it was impossible to produce before the invention; whence it follows that the final result is an increase of advantages for equal labour.

    Who is the gainer by these additional advantages?

    First, it is true, the capitalist, the inventor; the first who succeeds in using the machine; and this is the reward of his genius and his courage. In this case, as we have just seen, he effects a saving upon the expense of production, which, in whatever way it may be spent (and it always is spent), employs exactly as many hands as the machine caused to be dismissed.

    But soon competition obliges him to lower his prices in proportion to the saving itself; and then it is no longer the inventor who reaps the benefit of the invention - it is the purchaser of what is produced, the consumer, the public, including the workmen; in a word, mankind.

    And that which is not seen is, that the saving thus procured for all consumers creates a fund whence wages m

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  78. At little info about the Hortibot project by mytrail.dk · · Score: 1

    The official website is: http://www.hortibot.dk/

    A video from a presentation in Wageningen, Holland: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-815468121 7094942622 Btw. I am the guy with not so much hair :-) If you search using "Hortibot" and "Feederant" on google video, you will find a lot more fun videos.

    A little tech info: The Hortibot and Feederant field robotic vehicles are controlled by a Field Robotics Embedded Computer based on a PC/104 PC running Debian Linux from a CF-Card. Sensors and actuators are handled by small embedded computers designed using Atmel AVR microcontrollers. Communication is based on the CAN bus. Technicians entry to the Hortibot is handled using Wifi and SSH. The Hortibot software (written in c) will be published under GNU license on the official homepage as soon as I can find the time to look into it.

    Kjeld

    1. Re:At little info about the Hortibot project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod parent up!

  79. Almost useful... by sic8 · · Score: 1

    Now all we need is a Bush removing robot. That'd do the world some good.

    1. Re:Almost useful... by Verte · · Score: 1

      An electric razor does the job just fine?

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  80. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by zik0 · · Score: 1

    See also: Cotton gin

  81. Piquepaille? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently we're all past our problems with Piquepaille?

    Everytime he posted, everybody was saying to "Boycott Piquepaille"- mostly due to linking via his blog usually..

    Have we all just forgotten or has something else gone on? I never really cared- but I'm just curious what happened?

  82. It doesn't work by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm just curious as to how it works.


    It works badly/not at all. Any horticulturalist will tell you that weeds are just flowers no one likes. Try teaching that distinction to today's robots.
    1. Re:It doesn't work by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it doesn't matter that a weed is a flower no one likes. In a farmer's field, if it isn't the crop that is supposed to be there, it goes. It doesn't matter if it is a desirable flower, or a flower no one likes - if it isn't corn, soybeans, wheat, etc. get rid of it because it can impact the yield of the crop you want. So you don't have to teach it how to distinguish between flowers, or whatever other plant, it just has to identify that it isn't the desired crop.

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    2. Re:It doesn't work by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      I guess that's true enough in most situations. Still a tough thing for a robot to do, but probably possible, I agree.

      In some situations, the space between tall plants is used to grow smaller plants, etc. But, yeah, I suppose :)

  83. First pulling weeds; next picking fruit by maynard · · Score: 1


    http://kernow.curtin.edu.au/www/Agrirobot1/frutrob .htm

    This is coming much faster than most expect. Which (to stand up on a political soapbox) there really is no need for a permanent underclass of immigrant laborers to supposedly do jobs locals are unwilling to take. Because machines will take over those jobs very soon anyway.

  84. Man Finally Makes the Weed-Removing Robot by urbanradar · · Score: 1

    Don't we have hippies for that?

  85. Not until the robot has 7 kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And drives around in a 15-year-old Toyota with no muffler.

  86. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Notice first that this is being developed in Germany, not the US. The idea of using computerization on farms is nothing new in Europe.

    When I toured Europe I stayed with a family who ran a chicken farm. The father had developed a way to harvest the eggs and feed the chickens all on his own using computerization and robotics. He says his biggest labor expense is going in and cleaning out the dead chickens about once a week. Purdue gave him an award for developing this system, and it's being used all across Europe.

    His attempts to market this to farmers in the United States, however, were thwarted by the low cost of labor. He told me "Why would someone spend $150,000 on a system like mine when they can just hire some Mexicans?" It was hard to argue with that logic.

    So this will be huge for European farmers who, because of the lack of cheap labor and the strict laws regulating pay and hours, require labor saving devices such as this robot. A $70,000 robot that's capable of weeding a whole field on its own would be amazingly useful to European farmers, especially since it would put them one more step closer to certifying their crops as organic, thus allowing them to charge more for their produce.

    Not only that, it would allow European and American farmers to compete against farmers in the third world without subsidies, meaning a better standard of living for all involved.

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  87. Lie: "simply no other option" by pkbarbiedoll · · Score: 1

    There simply is no other option to getting the food picked. This situation isn't going to change.
    That is such a lie. Corporations need only offer a living wage to attract more domestic and migrant workers. So your post fits nicely with the "jobs Americans won't do" meme, but not with reality.
  88. How many years... by DriveDog · · Score: 1

    have they been testing this thing in UK crop fields? It makes mighty elaborate geometric shapes. And to think people blamed "aliens."

  89. Pulling Weeds by Phoenix666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    is what grandkids are for. At least, that's what my grandparents told us.

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  90. Busted...in Baylor County! by thc69 · · Score: 1

    Oh no, my weed!

    (Don't worry, the link is a google cache of lyrics to a song. The link is safe for work, home, men, women, children, small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri, etc.)

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  91. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Or do it the German way. You want social wellfare money? Be prepared to do slave labour!

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  92. Hasn't Anyone Seen Runaway? by Mnemen · · Score: 1

    All we need are these things running wild on us.

    BTW Where's Gene Simmons? Anyone seen him lately?

    1. Re:Hasn't Anyone Seen Runaway? by mrb000gus · · Score: 1

      heehee that's just what i was thinking - scary to think it's been 20 years since the movie. Actually, weren't those machines bug/catepillar killers in the film?

      Next, a robot that cooks spaghetti please...

  93. Change your nick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your are the opposite of lucid. You have no right to use "LuSiDe". Half of your... typing... is incoherent and the other half is not in proper sentences. I have no idea what the fuck you said.

  94. Weeding in Columbia by TayKettle · · Score: 1

    What if it were programmed to recognize marijuana plants? According to an NPR story I heard this week, Columbia is shifting to manual uprooting to destroy drug crops, because spraying the revolutionaries' crops from the air is fairly ineffective and problematic both politically and health-wise. This is very dangerous work. Dozens of workers have already been killed, mostly by booby traps set by militants. Robots would probably be more expensive, but at least if they get blown up, no one has lost a family member.

  95. Adaptation by Wandering+Hoosier · · Score: 1

    If the use of these things become the norm, it'll be only a matter of time before natural selection kicks in, and all weeds in fields will be those that the robot either can't recognize or discriminate from the "good" plants.

    It could happen fast, too. If some common weed varies enough so that the robot can recognize and kill about 99% of its brethren but the 1% variant survives and reproduces, very quickly you'll have fields full of the hard-to-recognize variant.

    Of course, refinement of the recognition algorithms might outpace the adaptation of the weeds, but I'm not willing to place a bet against Darwin.

    1. Re:Adaptation by phaggood · · Score: 1

      > but I'm not willing to place a bet against Darwin

      If you're putting your money on Darwin vs Moore; I'll take that bet.

    2. Re:Adaptation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the end, the weed disguises itself with a marketable seed at the top at a machine-harvestable height, and is that really a problem ?

  96. ...and everybody moves up in the world by esobofh · · Score: 1

    You know it used to be that only skilled trades people could be put out of work by robots. Now, thanks to modern technology, even unskilled immigrant labourers can be put on the streets! Yay robots! (Read in the voice of Stephen Colbert).

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  97. Organic? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    Would crops grown with the aid of a robot weeder (even if it wasn't armed with nasty chemicals) be automatically ineligible for organic status, just because a machine had been used in the course of tending them?

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  98. Better method for removing weeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's really quite simple. You just give the plant a nice tug. If it comes out easily, it's a weed. So, give everything in the field a tug and map which ones come out easily. Then re-plant the entire field, but plant the weeds inverted. The new weeds will cancel out the old ones but the new crops will add constructively. Badda bing, no more weeds, and twice the crop to boot!

    See kids, there's nothing a little frequency analysis can't solve.

  99. Conflict of interest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hilarious how an article posting praising the progress of civilization makes use of an archaic and insulting term like "man" instead of "humankind" in this context.

    Brilliant idiocy, people.

  100. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, exactly, does this have to do with weed-removal devices, or robots, or anything remotely resembling the topic?

  101. Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People must build this robot, and repair it. It will also need power. So, the existence of the robot creates jobs. Those jobs require payment, all of which ultimately figures into the total cost of ownership of the robot.

    Is this total cost of ownership greater than or less than the cost of doing the same work without a robot?

    If it is greater, then the robot is not economically viable. No one will buy it. If it is lesser, then effectively the robot has eliminated more human labor than it has created (not in terms of head count necessarily, but in terms of how much money winds up flowing in to the hands of laborers).

    If we continue automating labor like this, eventually a small handful of people will be able to maintain an army of worker-robots, and there just won't be enough jobs to go around. How will the population respond?

    I know it is an age-old axiom of economics that something always needs doing...however...our technological advances (which did not exist when these principles of economics were established) can reduce the amount of stuff that needs doing to be less than the amount of people there are to do it. So what happens then? Do the jobless ones just turn to crime? Or do our capitalist policies slowly become more and more socialist?

    1. Re:Jobs by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Well, once the robots need no human intervention anymore it's inevitable that society switches to communism or goes down in chaos.

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  102. Serious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Serious questions: Do we want to address overpopulation in Mexico? What's causing it, and is this a problem anywhere else? Should we stop it? If so/not, why?

    1. Re:Serious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the parent poster already addressed this with the land mines cleanup? Perhaps I was confused..

    2. Re:Serious question by megaditto · · Score: 1

      What causes it? Poverty, lack of education for females, and the religion (catholicism with its opposition to condoms/pills causes more kids to a degree).

      Why are Mexicans poor? As usual, they are poor because of the political corruption, with Mexico being a de-facto dictatorship until quite recently.

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  103. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cesar Chavez was against illegal immigration. Look it up. It led to exploitation and lowered wages.

  104. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

    At Iowa State University, one of the professors in the Electrical and Computer Engineering Department is working on robotic combines. The project is still in the early stages, and probably won't affect most of the jobs that migrant workers are used for, but is still an interesting development. Details can be found here.

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  105. Re:It recognizes weeds? Excellent. What else? by meatspray · · Score: 1

    But can we get it to moderate slashdot?

  106. Why recognize the weeds? by Spittoon · · Score: 1

    I haven't RTFA, but if you have a homogenous crop, wouldn't it make more sense to have the robot just recognize say, wheat, and remove anything that's Not Wheat?

    Even if you have a mixed crop, it still seems more practical to make the robot recognize the few plants that should be growing than the dozens that shouldn't.

  107. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by Hatta · · Score: 1

    That's a fundamental problem with our economic system there. Every time someone invents a labor saving device, it puts someone out of a job. We're not producing any less, so those people COULD be fed, but they're not. Instead, they have to go work at something else. So labor saving devices don't actually save any labor. How backwards is that?

    What's the point then? Shouldn't labor saving devices actually increase the amount of leisure time we have?

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  108. direct threat to guest workers by spepper · · Score: 1

    now there's a direct threat to "guest workers"-- being replaced by weed-pulling robots!

  109. Weed Farker 2000 by the makers of the Fruit Farker by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    Some how, all I can think about this story is this Penny Arcade comic from a few years ago.

    The real Fruit Farker Prime will probably be made in Mexico, sneak in illegally, scare small animals, and have a tendency to trap itself under the lawn furnature.

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  110. Hortibots vs. Dandelicons by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    When the evil Magnoilatron and the Dandelicons invades your backyard, it is up to Optimus Primula to Roundup the badguys.

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  111. Gore's Son Could of Used This by VGfort · · Score: 1

    oh... those kinda weeds :p

  112. Re:Jokes are cool, But let's talk about farm robot by rtechie · · Score: 1

    But if the cost of labor goes up (due to effective immigration law enforcement, a really big if ) at the same time that technological costs go down, then this will lead to the displacement of hundreds of thousands of migrant workers. If this happened, the migrant workers would be pushed towards other jobs, like unskilled manufacturing, which might come back to the USA a little bit. But I'd agree with you that this his absolutely no chance of happening. Farmers are enormously powerful in the USA because of federalism, that's why we have so many crop subsidies.

    No one in the USA will deploy this due to costs, not as long as Mexico is in the state it's in.

  113. Runaway by dwarfking · · Score: 1

    Not sure how many folks remember the 1984 movie Runaway with Tom Seleck, but the first robot going crazy that Officer Jack Ramsay had to deal with was an agrobot that worked in crop fields killing bugs.

    So how long before the personal heat seeking bullets are perfected?

  114. Call me when it removes Bushes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or Dicks ;)

  115. Mechanical automation and Mississippi chickens by ricegf · · Score: 1

    His attempts to market this to farmers in the United States, however, were thwarted by the low cost of labor. He told me "Why would someone spend $150,000 on a system like mine when they can just hire some Mexicans?" It was hard to argue with that logic.

    Or maybe we looked at him oddly because we were already highly automated?

    My cousin put her three daughters through college (back in the day) by buying an acre of land down the road from her home in Mississippi, and putting up a VERY long building - workroom in the middle, with a football field long chicken coop on either side. The egg company trucks arrived a few days after it was inspected and approved, and FILLED those coops with chickens. I have a photo somewhere looking from the workroom into the door of one of the coops - solid wall of chickens over a slat floor (for obvious reasons), with roosts up high over a mechanical conveyor belt.

    Early each morning, she and the girls would walk to the workroom and turn on each conveyor belt in turn (her husband was already at his day job by then). Then they'd load the eggs into boxes, separating the double-yokes, of course. I had the opportunity to do this with them once, for "fun". The eggs came fast and furious when they worked, because they didn't waste time on the scales - they could "size" the eggs by looking. I wasn't that bright. After a couple of hours they were done with loading eggs, so they'd refill the automatic food hoppers and head home for breakfast.

    Every couple of days her husband would "walk the coops" after work to remove sick or dead chickens. She tried it once, but when she tried to wring the neck of a sick chicken, the head came off in her hands and she emerged in tears. After that, her husband had THAT job to himself.

    Once the chickens were well past their egg laying prime, the trucks returned and carried them away for slaughter. Then came the profit - the slats were removed from the floors, and front-loaders filled dump trucks FULL of (ahem) fertilizer, pure aromatic gold. Once that was carted off and the money banked, the coops were pressure washed and allowed to air out for a few weeks while the family recovered. Then came more chicken trucks...

    All this automation, and not an illegal immigrant in sight. In fact, ALL of the farms around where I grew up were highly automated, with (at most) one hired hand to help oversee the machines - and that was many hairs ago. Maybe vineyards in California have had more challenges automating (grapes are quite outside my experience) and need flame-throwing robots, but the soybeans, cotton and animal farms in Mississippi have been highly automated with straight mechanical devices since I was a child.

    The girls have long since graduated college and moved on with their lives, but the coop still stands as a monument to automation and the value of well-seasoned chicken droppings.

  116. OLD STYLE COMMUNISM's LACK of ROBOTS by posys · · Score: 1
    I hear you cp.tar, and how was it for you being born and raised under communism/socialism ?

    Which country? Which years ? What does "thanks for playing" mean ?

    Just suppose old style COMMUNISM was simply CAPITALISM "PERFECTED" ? Think of it this way, under old style communism private property was outlawed for everyone EXCEPT those running the show of course, their PRIVATE OWNERSHIP included NOT only PLANT and EQUIPMENT, BUT ALL THE PEOPLE TOO!!! Talk about arrogance. Thats right, under old style communism the few running the show actually owned EVERYTHING, including all the people !!! Now that is CAPITALISM on STEROIDS.

    Now please keep in mind that this is NOT what we are talking about under TEAM INFINITY's MAGNA CARTA 5.0's ROBOTIC WAGELESS ECONOMY , and also remember that old style communism USED PEOPLE to DO ALL THE WORK, and WORK THEY DID, MILLIONS WERE WORKED TO DEATH.

    Under TEAM INFINITY's MAGNA CARTA 5.0's ROBOTIC WAGELESS ECONOMY , the WHOLE IDEA is that PEOPLE DO NOT WORK, ROBOTS and COMPUTERS DO.

    Are you aware that the USA actually created communism in Russia as a Social Experiment by the Rockefellers and Kuhn Loeb Bank of New York, that the US, via these banks and high level collusion on the part of President Wilson and others, supplied the GOLD to launch the Bolshevik revolution, that this gold traveled from New York through Canada, was intercepted by Canadian Authories, that President Wilson personally allowed the gold to proceed to Europe via Germany on train to be disbursed to the rebels on the ground to overthrow and kick off the Bolshevik Revolution ? Did you know that Trotsky, the Bolshevik leader, was actually from the lower east side of new york city ?

    Did you know that American Industrialist, Financier, so called "Capitalist" Armand Hammer, son of American Communist Party Found, Dr. Julius Hammer, during the so called "COLD WAR", regularly flew directly into Stalin's "Man of Steel" Russia into a mansion set up for Hammer by Stalin. This all with the full knowledge of high officials in the US Government during what was supposedly a full scale "COLD WAR". Hammer's visits were to prop up the failing US EXPERIMENT known to 99.999999% of the world as Russian Communism. Armand Hammer was named Armand because of the Arm and Hammer is a Communist symbol. More on Hammer here: http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a391d17f80f34.ht m

    Did you know that former US Senator Al Gore, and Gore's Father, were proteges of the Hammer's, and Al Gore's daughter, Kareena Gore actually married Andrew Schiff, the great great grandson of Jacob Schiff, one of the bankers of Kuhn Loeb, who with the Rockefellers supplied the Gold which kicked off the Bolshevik revolution, and that all banks in Russia were sacked EXCEPT Rockefeller banks... Did you know that Hammer's father Julius was actually a trusted Lenin associate, and the only American to receive the ORDER of LENIN ? The Gore's wealth is directly linked to the Hammers.

    Point being that WE, THE USA, actually created Communism in Russia, that the entire COLD WAR was a FARCE at least among those who knew the big picture, that the American Democratic and Republican Parties were actually different wings of Communist parties, one trotskyite, the other stalinst. Yes, American UN Ambassador Jean Kirkpatrick and others have even said as much, and Reagan's parents were actually members of the Communist party. Yes truth really is stranger than fiction sometimes...

    Now please keep in mind that this is NOT what we are talking about under TEAM INFINITY's MAGNA CARTA 5.0's ROBOTIC WAGELESS ECONOMY , and also remember that old style communism USED PEOPLE to DO ALL THE WORK, and WORK THEY DID, MILLIONS WERE WORKED TO DEATH.

    Under

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  117. Why is this website in English? by golodh · · Score: 1
    Why is this website in English?

    Well ... for those outside academia, we'll let you in on a secret. The working language in Science, Engineering, Economics, and Mathematics around the world is ... [drumroll please] ... English.

    You will find no Science, Engineering etc. faculty of repute anywhere around the world where you cannot walk in the door and have a meaningful technical conversation, in English, with just about anyone who is tenured or on a tenure track. It's something the French e.g. don't like, calling it 'cultural imperialism'. Hehe.

    And did you have a look at their publications? Did you notice how and where these researchers *publish* their work? Just look at this link and http://www.hortibot.dk/Publications.htm and look at the publications.

    Seven out of eight publications are *in English*. And two out of eight are mere weblisting; of the remaining six 'real' publications, two are in American conference proceedings (the ASABE: American Society of Agricultural and Biological Engineers}. Apparently the good old US of A still counts for something in the field of engineering.

  118. Flaming; nothing for you to see here. by cp.tar · · Score: 1

    I hear you cp.tar, and how was it for you being born and raised under communism/socialism ?

    Just fine, thank you. In many aspects, it was actually better than the rampant capitalism we now have.

    Which country? Which years ?

    Yugoslavia, while it still existed.

    What does "thanks for playing" mean ?

    It means that you have accused me of having capitalism deeply ingrained in my psyche, while the opposite could be said to be much more true. So you have lost.

    As for the rest of the crap you've put in your post, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. You combine the worst features of conspiracy theoreticians, religious fanatics and multi-level marketers, and you use random capitalization to boot. And all that has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

    You've disproved nothing I've stated so far with at least some fairly coherent argumentation; therefore, I repeat: TFP. YHL. HAND.

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    1. Re:Flaming; nothing for you to see here. by posys · · Score: 1

      cp.tar, looks like we agree in many ways ! Thanks again for your thoughts. You are a bright individual my friend. Are you in the States now ? What kind of "work" do you do now and what do you like most about it ? Cheers !

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    2. Re:Flaming; nothing for you to see here. by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      cp.tar, looks like we agree in many ways !

      Not to me, it doesn't. Unless you agree with me disagreeing with everything you stated.

      Thanks again for your thoughts.

      Why does this smell of 'thank you sir, may I have another sir'...

      You are a bright individual my friend.

      I'm not your friend. And don't suck up to me.

      Are you in the States now ?

      No. Nor do I have a desire to come at the moment.

      What kind of "work" do you do now and what do you like most about it ?

      I'm a student (again). And I actually do get paid for it.

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    3. Re:Flaming; nothing for you to see here. by posys · · Score: 1
      Not sucking up to you. At first thought you were under the influence, like who isnt, of capitalism. There are so few who are not. When you mentioned that you grew up under Communism, thought you were suggesting in a bad way that TEAM INFINITY's ROBOTIC WAGELESS GEOTHERMAL ECONOMY was also communist and therefore bad.

      This was my mistake, correct ? Meant you no harm even if the assumption was correct, was trying to pinpoint the cognitive dissonance, still not clear what your objections are.

      In reality, TEAM INFINITY's ROBOTIC WAGELESS GEOTHERMAL ECONOMY is POST-ECONOMICAL, neither Capitalist, nor Communist, nor Socialist, making it very difficult to grasp for most, though try as many will to see it in terms of each of these OLD WAYS.

      What are you studying ?

      How many years left have ye ?

      What countries have you lived in ?

      What did you like about each of them from a "form and process" of government/economy perspective ?

      You know on all that Hammer stuff, it is neither good nor bad, just look at it as what happened, no matter what others think about it, and how they spun it, very interesting stuff.

      Get from it this, HAMMER shows in a fascinating way, one of the most stunning examples of the interplay of the relationships between COMMUNISM and CAPITALISM, never mind whether we are to believe that COMMUNISM is simply the most aggressive form of CAPITALISM, in fact.

      Find out the FACTS, neutral of the sources, which were simply provided as a subset, of course, of all sources, for the lack of time necessary to do one's own research.

      Facts speak for themselves, i.e. who, what, when, where, why...

      Would you, like to, continue this convo offline via email ?

      Thanks for your correspondence, cp.tar.

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