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Uri Geller Accused of Bending Copyright Law

JagsLive writes in with a Fox News report about Uri Geller's apparently playing fast and loose with copyright law in order to silence his detractors. "'All it takes is a single e-mail to completely censor someone on the Internet,' said Jason Schultz, a lawyer for the online civil rights group Electronic Frontier Foundation, which is suing Geller over an unflattering clip posted on YouTube for which he claimed a copyright ownership."

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  1. Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think this is a dupe of a story from a few weeks ago but I read them both.

    Nothing's wrong with entertaining people. But suing people over it is just being a fucktard. I read both articles, nothing's changed, he's still a fucktard. Hey, I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

    1. Re:Dupe by glavenoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, give Geller a break. At least that huckster can now claim to have bent *something* with his mind and avoid the wrath of The Amazing Randi!! Oh, wait... what?

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    2. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He's not a fucktard, he's just a total shitwizard. Yes, there is a difference.

    3. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no story from a few weeks ago.

    4. Re:Dupe by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      Geller reminds me of Peter Popoff http://www.bible.ca/tongues-popoff-39-17Mhz.htm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9w7jHYriFo , W.V. Grant http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._V._Grant and other televangelists. Tools and charlatans all, preying on people's ignorance, greed, or desperation. All of them should be jailed for fraud.

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    5. Re:Dupe by julesh · · Score: 1

      Nothing's wrong with entertaining people. But suing people over it is just being a fucktard. I read both articles, nothing's changed, he's still a fucktard. Hey, I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

      Well, yeah, he's been behaving like this for a while now. A couple of years ago, he tried to patent an idea for a reality TV show, and threatened to sue ABC when they produced something similar... "I will speak to my patent attorney -- I own the idea."

  2. oh geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a team of online bloggers trying to debunk a magician? Don't they have anything better to do? Come on, some people want to believe in magic, let them. Everyone else knows it's all slight of hand.

    1. Re:oh geez by Babbster · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Indeed, let's let people have all their new, demonstrably false religions so that maybe in a thousand or so years we can have yet more groups of irrational zealots doing violence on unbelievers. Ignorance isn't a good thing, whether it's in you, your next-door neighbor or some poor douchebag on the other side of the planet.

    2. Re:oh geez by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The difference is that true magicians admit they're illusionists. Part of the contract with their audience is that they will fool them and that the audience will try to figure out their tricks. Geller does not claim to be a magician. He claims to actually do what he appears to be doing with the power of his mind.

    3. Re:oh geez by byronf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a team of online bloggers trying to debunk a magician? Don't they have anything better to do? Come on, some people want to believe in magic, let them. Everyone else knows it's all slight of hand.
      Some people also want to believe that that they can make millions from helping out an exiled Nigerian dissident through email. Everyone else knows it's a scam.

      Geller does not claim to be a magician, he claims to actually posses mental powers. While many of us know this is silly, many people believe it, and are victimized because of it.
    4. Re:oh geez by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While many of us know this is silly, many people believe it, and are victimized because of it.

      They are victims of their own faith. It doesn't matter who the huckster is. Just like people who buy from spammers are victims of nothing more than their own greed. They get no sympathy from me.

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    5. Re:oh geez by linguizic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dude, get off your high horse. Everyone comes in to this world knowing exactly jack and shit. All a brain is is some tissue on the end of a stick, once I realized that I found that I have nothing but sympathy for every creature who has to figure out this world with only that as their tool.

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    6. Re:oh geez by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      And when the huckster is a politician, we all become the victims. Promoting critical thought matters, even if the individual examples can sometimes seem trivial.

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    7. Re:oh geez by syousef · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He's a genuine magician alright. If you're taken in by his "magic", your wallet disappears. What's the bet the money doesn't actually disappear though but ends up contributing to Uri's lifestyle.

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    8. Re:oh geez by ResidntGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that most people DON'T try to figure out this world with their brain. They look around themselves and find the world is a confusing place, so they don't think about it - they refuse to think analytically about anything, they just develop through trial-and-error a set of reactions to various situations that gets them through almost anything. Then they cruise through life, without a reasoned or complete worldview, just waiting for the weekends so they can get drunk and think even less.

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    9. Re:oh geez by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Promoting critical thought matters...

      That's my point. These people fall for this because they don't think critically. They want to believe, no matter how absurd the "product". Politicians are huckster because it works. If it didn't, they would be honest, but that's not what the voters want. They want tax cuts and entitlements. Those who promises those things, regardless of their real intent, will win. That is not the fault of the huckster. Adam and Eve were sinners, not victims. I say let the devil run loose. He can't do a thing without our help. Resisting temptation is our responsibility and nobody else's. And it is our responsibility to teach our children to resist. Don't ever expect the hucksters to "police themselves". And don't think for a second that legislation against tempting people will ever work. Critical thinking is indeed the key, but conditioned reflex is more likely to rule the day.

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    10. Re:oh geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geller does not claim to be a magician, he claims to actually posses mental powers. While many of us know this is silly, many people believe it, and are victimized because of it. I possess mental powers. In fact, I just bent your mom over using only my mind. Subsequently, I used your post to convince her not to feel victimized.
    11. Re:oh geez by Sunburnt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is that most people DON'T try to figure out this world with their brain. They look around themselves and find the world is a confusing place, so they don't think about it - they refuse to think analytically about anything, they just develop through trial-and-error a set of reactions to various situations that gets them through almost anything.

      Ooh, I was almost with you up until that part.

      Most people don't refuse to think analytically. They've just never learned, and their life experiences have not yet shown them the value of acquiring that skill. (Public schools tend to do that.)

      Assuming a condescending tone about the Great Unwashed shows, if anything, a lack of analytic thought about the factors that lead to an individual's ability for rational thought, or at least a lack of applying that thought to one's own life. While there are certainly some people (and, in my experience, a terribly small few) who have the ability for reasoned, analytic thought and actually refuse to use it when it would benefit themselves and others, they are vastly outnumbered by people who see no value in that ability which they lack, and may never have the experiences which lead individuals to see that value. Why condemn another based on the intelligence with which fate has bestowed them?

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    12. Re:oh geez by pingoart · · Score: 1

      Just hope that some people had a bit more luck in not being deceived...

    13. Re:oh geez by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      While many of us know this is silly, many people believe it, and are victimized because of it.

      I have a question: Does this statement apply to religion?

      If not, why not?

      Does your explanation of "why not" apply to Geller, also?

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    14. Re:oh geez by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      And why does this bother you? You and all other slashdotters can sit there in your almighty knowing worlds and look down on the common man who believes in religion, magic or whatever.

      Stop trying to change people.

    15. Re:oh geez by ResidntGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think refuse is too strong a word at all. Most people aren't presented with an actual choice to think or not, but when they are they usually do actively refuse. Example: At work just a few days ago I got drawn into a political/religious discussion with a few people of probably average intelligence, and when two of them said they "didn't believe" in evolution simply because they didn't think we evolved from apes, we had quite a discussion about it. I tried several ways to break it down and figure out which part of the theory they didn't believe, or why they didn't believe it, or whether they distrusted the scientific method in general, and every time both of them very carefully avoided thinking about my points or explaining their position - every time they came to a point where a stock answer they'd read somewhere or heard in a sermon failed they brought it back to "well, I just don't think we came from apes, it's my belief."

      I went to Catholic school for 13 years, and several times per day we were reminded of the mysteries of the Trinity and whatnot that we couldn't understand, so we weren't to try. We learned about all the "heretics" who managed to formulate the Church's teachings into something coherent and were sentenced to an eternity in hell. I still hear those things at church every week. This is the religion of a sixth of the world's population.

      50% of the population has above-average intelligence. There aren't many people who are genuinely incapable of understanding the world, but there are many who don't bother to try.

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    16. Re:oh geez by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Individual acts of stupidity and ignorance don't hurt, but collectively they do. You're right that I shouldn't care that a single person believes in magic or religion, but I do care if everyone does. Think globally, act locally.

      And I don't change people. I explain myself; they choose to change if they wish.

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    17. Re:oh geez by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      (Score:1, Flamebait)

      Oopsy-daisy. Looks like I offended a purchaser of Dr. Richard Cranium's "performance enhancer". Hope you got your money's worth :-)

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    18. Re:oh geez by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder why you'd get into such a discussion at work. But then, your work environment would be a pretty alien place (I work in informatics with a bunch of university professors...)

      Beside the point though. Man didn't "evolve from apes."

      Man and Ape have a common ancestor, and the divergence was very, very long ago - probably 8 million years ago.

      Phylogenists do not put forth the claim that "man evolved from apes."

      Hey I went to Catholic school too -- an abbey school staffed by Cistercian monks who were among the last people to leave Hungary before the Russians took over. It was at this school, in a science course taught by a Hungarian Catholic monk, that I first heard the details of evolution explained in a proper way with respect to the prevailing theories and the scientific method.

      >50% of the population has above-average intelligence.

      That might make a good bumper sticker, but it's not a realistic or reasonable way of looking at the curve.

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    19. Re:oh geez by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...and several times per day we were reminded of the mysteries of the Trinity and whatnot that we couldn't understand, so we weren't to try.

      One of the beauties of life and death(and sausage) is the mystery. I used to enjoy movies and television much more before I got into the business and learned how it was done. Now I notice or am distracted by every flash frame and boom mic in the shot.

      There aren't many people who are genuinely incapable of understanding the world, but there are many who don't bother to try.

      As long as the bills are paid and there's beer in the fridge and the can is open when she brings it to you, it probably won't make the todo list. I mean, like, what else is there?

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    20. Re:oh geez by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Man didn't "evolve from apes."
      I tried to explain that, but one didn't listen and the other didn't understand. I also tried to make clear that the common ancestor would have been classified as an ape, but would be different from modern apes, but that was lost too.

      That might make a good bumper sticker, but it's not a realistic or reasonable way of looking at the curve.
      Why not? Intelligence is normally distributed, isn't it? The mean and median should be close enough as makes no difference.
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    21. Re:oh geez by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      I'm not denying that ignorance is bliss - but that only works for an individual. If all of mankind were blissfully ignorant we'd lack many happiness-inducing inventions like heat and the Grateful Dead.

      By the way, why can't you enjoy movies? I know how they're made, and I still enjoy them. Are you watching good movies, or movies like Titanic and 300?

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    22. Re:oh geez by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Man and Ape have a common ancestor, and the divergence was very, very long ago - probably 8 million years ago.

      You mean we're just a fork? Which one are we? XFree? or Xorg?

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    23. Re:oh geez by Technician · · Score: 1

      He claims to actually do what he appears to be doing with the power of his mind.

      I wonder whatever happened to the online challange from a few years back where a live webcam was locked into a safe with something else. The challange was to move things in the locked safe with the mind.

      I haven't heard anything about it in years. I don't think anybody moved anything in the safe.

      It is a kind of put up or shut up challange.

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    24. Re:oh geez by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      And I don't change people. I explain myself; they choose to change if they wish.

      Right on, but unfortunately, you reminded me of this:

      How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

      - Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change.

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    25. Re:oh geez by rubberglove · · Score: 1

      there is no fork.

    26. Re:oh geez by linguizic · · Score: 1

      Then they cruise through life... Who has it so good that they can just cruise through life? Even Paris Hilton's been to jail.

      ...without a reasoned or complete worldview... No one has a reasonable or complete world view. I'm betting that right now there is a bit of information about the Universe out there that will completely change everything we think the Universe is when we discover it.

      ...just waiting for the weekends so they can get drunk and think even less. Isn't that what weekends are for?
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    27. Re:oh geez by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Man and Ape have a common ancestor, and the divergence was very, very long ago - probably 8 million years ago. Phylogenists do not put forth the claim that "man evolved from apes."
      Um, excuse me, but nowadays, humans are put in the ape clade. The ancestor of humans and the other apes wasn't a modern ape, but I can't imagine what else you would call it but an ape.
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    28. Re:oh geez by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      No one has a reasonable or complete world view. I'm betting that right now there is a bit of information about the Universe out there that will completely change everything we think the Universe is when we discover it.
      Plenty of people have reasonable and/or complete worldviews, and any fact about the universe which comes to light will, though previously unknown, be consistent with our current understanding. If it's not, then we've made some seriously anomalous observations, all of which have been consistent with one another - and I just don't think that's likely.
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    29. Re:oh geez by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Heat?

      Nature supplies plenty of that all year long. Now if you had said "cooking"...well...let's eat! By far man's greatest invention ever.

      Gateful Dead?!

      You know what the dead heads said when they ran out of weed?

      - Man! These guys suck!

      Yeah, ok bad joke.

      I still enjoy movies a lot. I just became much more critical of technical issues. It's a bit of a distraction from the story. Funny thing about Titanic. I saw A Night to Remember a few months ago, and I thought most of the effects were every bit as good as in the "new" one. The acting certainly was. I came to the conclusion that color and "talkies" are the only real innovations experienced by the industry. From the point of view of the audience anyway. In all these new movies with "big sound" one of the most annoying things is the loud soundtrack along with barely audible dialog. First I'm deafened by the music and then can't hear what's being said. Damn theaters is like being trapped inside a boom box.

      What's 300?

      Back on topic, kinda:
      I don't have a problem with those who choose to remain ignorant, as long as, and this is important, they mind their own business. It's when they start to meddle in the affairs of others that I'll put a boot up their arse.

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    30. Re:oh geez by nomadic · · Score: 1

      And why does this bother you? You and all other slashdotters can sit there in your almighty knowing worlds and look down on the common man who believes in religion, magic or whatever.

      Ok, I will.

      Seriously though, we don't like seeing people conned out of their money. And honestly, I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that I'd like the human race to go somewhere special. This kind of ridiculousness is holding our species back from a higher, more important existence.

    31. Re:oh geez by Rakarra · · Score: 4, Funny
      I tried to explain that, but one didn't listen and the other didn't understand.

      Use a food analogy! Cheese and cake. Both had milk as a common ancestor, at some point there was a divergence. Milk became cheese and milk became cake, but cheese did not go into the cake. Unless you're making, like.. cheesecake, but it's best not to bring that up.

    32. Re:oh geez by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you're thinking of the spoon. There IS, in fact, a fork; there's a butter knife, too.

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    33. Re:oh geez by reddburn · · Score: 1

      Most people don't refuse to think analytically. They've just never learned, and their life experiences have not yet shown them the value of acquiring that skill.

      I might disagree: on some level, human beings have an innate ability for "analysis," it's just not "analysis" as we've been conditioned by an increasing level of abstraction in the public sphere since the printing press allowed us to record ideas and disseminate them widely - and others to build upon that, and so forth. Even a toddler learns to manipulate his or her environment using tools - which requires analysis. It isn't the same sort of analysis that we harness through SPSS, or the sort that an attorney might when considering a brief - it's more basic, but it is a critical evolutionary development without which we might not have automobiles, computers, McDonalds, rubber dog poo, and all the other accoutrements of civilization.

      OTOH, I might be inclined to agree with you that the public school system - with coddling parents playing an equal or greater role - might cause many to "unlearn" many of the analytical skills that they build in childhood as they learn to navigate the world.

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    34. Re:oh geez by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      So the fact that the majority of Americans believe in a higher power hurts America? I fail to see the reasoning in that. Even if you don't believe in a god I fail to see how you are hurt by others who do. You might be annoyed, you might have to put up with people talking about it, you might even have to put up with your politicians making laws based on it.

      I don't understand how following a religion is an act of "stupidiy or ignorance". It's a choice that most people have made and are happy with it. While I happen to not be religious, I believe it is significant when more than 90% choose to be. It doesn't hurt me at all, it doesn't even bother me.

      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17879317/site/newsweek / - More than 90% of American adults believe in some religious deity.

    35. Re:oh geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that true magicians admit they're illusionists.

      Actually mentalists (the sub-branch of magic into which Geller falls) distinguish between playing 'hard' (not admitting you are an illusionist) and playing 'soft' (admitting it). So it would be more correct to say that those magicians who admit they are illusionists admit they are illusionists. Geller is no less a true magician for playing hard.

      Deception lies at the core of all performance magic. The first rule perfomance magicians must adhere to is not to reveal how any trick (their own or anyone else's) is done. I find it a bit rich for second rate magicians like Randi to make it their lives work trying to reveal the tricks of highly successful performers like Geller.

      The true moral test here is not whether the magician is deceiving people (since all magicians Randi included do), it is what use that deception is being put to. The difference between revealing the mechanics of a trick, or that revealing that a trick was used at all is a matter of degree and is not IMHO an ethical question. If the deception is being used purely for entertainment purposes, playing hard seems no more morally reprehensible to me. Some (lots of) people want to believe in he supernatural. They will do so whether or not there are performers around to bolster their beliefs. If deception is instead used directly to swindle an individual on the other hand, then that is not only morally reprehensible, but criminally fraudulant.

    36. Re:oh geez by wish · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that we are more closely related (ie split off later) to chimps than chimps are to other
      great apes which would make our common ancestor an ape unless one goes in for special pleading. Not a currently living ape but an ape nonetheless.

    37. Re:oh geez by sohare · · Score: 1

      It doesn't even take thousands of years. Look at Mormonism. The entire Book of Mormon is forced into the realm of utter nonsense via simple DNA testing.

      Unfortunately religious canon is like prophetic quatrains. Just say some vague things and interpret them post facto, or says very specific things but deny they were meant to be so specific. Then forget all the blatantly false.

    38. Re:oh geez by Annoying · · Score: 1

      It isn't a basic assumption that belief in higher power hurts the group. It's the idea held by some that they will suffer for the transgressions of others. It isn't a form even of simple religious intolerance they may often not care what deity you worship so long as you *act* as they do so as not to inspire the wrath of their god for allowing such things to happen around them and not acting. In some ways the statement 'Evil prospers when good men do nothing' can inspire a few more zealotish types to try to enforce their beliefs on the group to cause the hurt to the group.

    39. Re:oh geez by demon+driver · · Score: 1

      So the fact that the majority of Americans believe in a higher power hurts America? It not only hurts America, it hurts the whole world, given that America as the world's major military power is being led by people starting wars based on reasons strongly affected by religion. About as much as the fact that a significant amount of Muslims believe in their "higher power", ready to "defend" their beliefs against "disbelievers" through war and terrorism.

      On a lower level, religion is harmful since it massively influences how we (i.e. too many of us) think and live as a society, what is allowed and accepted and what not. This leads, for example, to rigid bans of natural and healthy ways to develop and practice a natural and sane sexuality, especially in America, with laws allowing the police to prosecute and arrest children for simply touching each other.

      In a similar way, it makes us adhere to inhumane, archaic forms of work ethic, keeping us thinking in ways like "only one who works should eat", while modern economy needs less and less manpower to produce what is needed, more and more expanding the armies of "useless" people, on whose poverty the kings of economy feed, whose accumulated riches are getting more and more obscene, and astoundingly small numbers of people thinking wrong of it.

      On a still lower level, the system of religion and the principle of belief are inherently harmful, because they brainwash people into an unnatural readiness to accept things without questioning, well serving also the political system and its governments. And since religion is a mass phenomenon, the effects are vast.
    40. Re:oh geez by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      The first rule perfomance magicians must adhere to is not to reveal how any trick (their own or anyone else's) is done. I find it a bit rich for second rate magicians like Randi to make it their lives work trying to reveal the tricks of highly successful performers like Geller.


      Why should any magician adhere to any such rule ? Especially ones which prevent them pointing out how other magicians are conning people out of their money by claiming to be something which they're not.

      I'm sure a lot of Uri Geller type magicians would prefer not to have their scams uncovered but one of the first rules of life is not to allow parasites the freedom to feed off your fellow humans.
    41. Re:oh geez by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Even if you don't believe in a god I fail to see how you are hurt by others who do . . . you might even have to put up with your politicians making laws based on it.


      I think you've just answered your own question there really.

      If I'm going to have to put up with people making laws which govern my life based on their whacked out beliefs in some man with a beard then I'm perfectly within my rights to point out what a stupid , stupid, stupid thing religion is and do what I can to prevent idiotic belief systems interfering with my otherwise logical and scientifically controlled life.

      Further to this if you may have noticed a certain number of irritating religiously motivated terrorists making themselves heard lately, this is one clear method through which other peoples religious beliefs ae interfering with my life.
    42. Re:oh geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen up dickwad, you might have a four digit ID but you aren't anywhere near as smart as you think you are. Mmmkay?

    43. Re:oh geez by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      Despite your best efforts, your analysis is wrong.

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    44. Re:oh geez by OzoneLad · · Score: 1

      Geller does not claim to be a magician, he claims to actually posses mental powers. Well, he's got the mental part right, at least. Maybe we should introduce him to Jack Thompson and watch them implode?
    45. Re:oh geez by chawly · · Score: 0

      Oh geez indeed,

      "Phylogenists do not put forth the claim that "man evolved from apes."

      I was sure that they were the folks who explained where the apes evolved from.

      Did I get that one wrong?

      ">50% of the population has above-average intelligence."

      Is this OK for everybody else ? I have to ask how is the average calculated to get this result ? Are we looking to compare the avarage intelligence of apes to that of modern day humanoids, perhaps ?

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    46. Re:oh geez by byronf · · Score: 1

      While many of us know this is silly, many people believe it, and are victimized because of it.
      I have a question: Does this statement apply to religion?
      Yes, I believe it does, except I would change the phrasing slightly to some of us know this is silly. However, I think most religious people would also agree with this statement since there are many other religions in the world that are different from their own, and therefore must be wrong. I'm probably getting off topic now...
    47. Re:oh geez by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      You might be annoyed, you might have to put up with people talking about it, you might even have to put up with your politicians making laws based on it.

      You might have to put up with politicians going to war because of it too.

      You guys can believe whatever you want; just don't drag my country down with you.

    48. Re:oh geez by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      No one needs a damn 'complete' worldview in the first place. They need a reasonable worldview that is consistent with the facts, but they don't need to know about quantum mechanics or the causes of gravity or how airflow around a wing generates lift or anything like that.

      Part of the worldview they must have, however, and one that schools seem loathe to teach, is knowledge of the scientific method and how it works, so they don't believe in crap like Uri Geller and his spoon bending. They don't even need to know why his claims are impossible (Hell, I don't even know if they are impossible according the laws of physics as we understand them.), but they need to know why there is a very good reason to disbelieve them unless they are tested in specific ways, which he refuses to do.

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    49. Re:oh geez by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The anti-evolution thing is just a soft target for anti-intellectuals in radical Christian churches and an offshoot loosely connected to Christianity. They were against educated clergy before and their new target is the educated secular authority figures. It's really just politics. People may dispute my use of the word radical - but remember that is not always necessarily a bad thing according to the dictionary definition. These churches, groups and occasionally businesses like to use the word "conservative" instead even when they are quite radical.

    50. Re:oh geez by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I have plenty of karma to burn going offtopic. (See my Mr. Burns signature.)

      But I think you're wrong about most people agreeing with this statement. It helps sometimes if you target something specific -- for example, my father might agree if I used it to apply to Christianity, since he's a Jew and finds much of Christian philosophy to be stupid and inconsistent.

      But the reality is, we live in a world of religious tolerance, which generally tolerates other religions (the ones deemed "legitimate") more easily than with lack of a religion. It does seem almost arbitrary to me that, for instance, JudeoChristianity/Islam, Hinduism, Taoism, Buddhism, Wiccan, and various Native American beliefs are things which must be treated with respect, yet Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, Uri Geller, the Psychic Hotline, and beliefs about UFOs must be ridiculed and disproved.

      So my guess is, most religious people would have a hard time saying "yes" to that statement applied to other "legitimate" religions, unless they were willing to apply it to their own.

      I admit my personal approach is arbitrary. I generally allow people to believe whatever they want, until they bring it up in conversation. Then, depending on how stupid I think it is or their application of it is, I may simply try to change the subject, or I may directly attack.

      Actually, a lot of it hinges on how stupid I think the person is for believing whatever it is. So I do cut some slack to followers of "legitimate" religions, because they've likely been indoctrinated since birth, and it's hard to break away from that, even if you want to.

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    51. Re:oh geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So according to you, there is no ethical question here and therefore Uri Geller is not wrong in deceiving people but Randi is wrong despite this not being an ethical question.

    52. Re:oh geez by beyowulf · · Score: 1

      If I'm going to have to put up with people making laws which govern my life based on their whacked out beliefs in some man with a beard then I'm perfectly within my rights to point out what a stupid , stupid, stupid thing religion is and do what I can to prevent idiotic belief systems interfering with my otherwise logical and scientifically controlled life.
      But you see, you are stringing together two things which aren't necessarily related. First, having a belief system, and second, imposing that belief system on other through the passing of laws to that effect. Now if someone is bothered merely by the fact that someone holds beliefs differing from themselves, maybe it just a matter of being insecure in your own views? People frequently use the beliefs of others to validate their own set of beliefs. If it makes someone uncomfortable when those around them hold different beliefs, maybe they didn't really secure in their own beliefs to begin with.
    53. Re:oh geez by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      ">50% of the population has above-average intelligence."

      >Is this OK for everybody else ? I have to ask how is the average calculated to get this result ?

      It's more meaningful to divide the bell curve horizontally than vertically.

      When you do that, you'll realize that most people are near average intelligence.

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    54. Re:oh geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite your best efforts, your analysis is wrong.
      Oh, ok then...
    55. Re:oh geez by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Why not? Intelligence is normally distributed, isn't it? The mean and median should be close enough as makes no >difference.

      Divide the curve horizontally, and notice where 50% of the values fall.

      Dividing it vertically is just silly. Of *course* half the curve is to the left of the maximum -- it's a normal curve.

      But that wasn't my main point.

      My main point was that it was a Catholic school, one literally inside a monastery, that taught evolution in Life Science class.

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    56. Re:oh geez by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      But you see, you are stringing together two things which aren't necessarily related


      I agree they aren't necessarily related but if you read the comment I was replying to the poster had outlined a very clear relationship between a personal set of beliefs and an intention to impose them upon others through the passing of legislation.

      I have no problem with people believing in things which I don't believe in or agree with but I'd rather they came by their beliefs through a logical and sensible process rather than taking on the beliefs of an organised religion and allowing the teachings of that religion to short circuit their own critical thinking processes.

      In extreme cases it certainly would make me uncomfortable if those around me believed in a religiously inspired jihad against non believers but that would be less to do with any insecurities about my own beliefs and more to do with general worry about the nutcases surrounding me.
    57. Re:oh geez by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      Law makers and politicians represent the majority of the nation, or should. They fact that they make laws that reflect the morals and beliefs of the majority of the nation is no surprise, is it?

    58. Re:oh geez by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      Who guys? People who are tolerant of religious people?

    59. Re:oh geez by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Well, you were lucky. The people at my workplace didn't go to monasteries to learn their religion, they learned most of what they know about their God from televangelists' sound bites and a few vague stories about hell from their parents. (And I believe most of them vote.)

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    60. Re:oh geez by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      The people at my workplace didn't go to monasteries to learn their religion, they learned most of what they know about their God from televangelists' sound bites and a few vague stories about hell from their parents. (And I believe most of them vote.)

      While that must be a crappy experience, I would hardly generalize their attitudes across a great number of the population. I've moved around a hell of lot across the South and Northern U.S. east of the Mississippi over the last few years, and have certainly met people who would be suited by your description, but most people have more sense than what you describe. I don't know where you live, but perhaps a move or change of jobs is in order if you find yourself feeling so different from those who surround you at work?

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    61. Re:oh geez by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      Is this OK for everybody else ? I have to ask how is the average calculated to get this result ? Are we looking to compare the avarage intelligence of apes to that of modern day humanoids, perhaps ?

      You're kidding, right?

      "Average," or mean, is a statistic with a value that falls in the middle of the data set. By definition, 50% of any population will fall both above and below the average, for any data you choose to analyze with regard to that population - height, intelligence, dick size, whatever.

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    62. Re:oh geez by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      OTOH, I might be inclined to agree with you that the public school system - with coddling parents playing an equal or greater role - might cause many to "unlearn" many of the analytical skills that they build in childhood as they learn to navigate the world.

      That's pretty close to my contention - I would say that it's a cultural phenomenon that has always been with civilization, and finds its expression in those forms today - so I suppose we're on the same page, at least.

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    63. Re:oh geez by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      I should clarify that this is just a summer job, near-minimum-wage work at an electronics manufacturing plant. You're probably right that I'm not talking to the most educated or intelligent people here (I tend to be just a touch pessimistic sometimes, you might've noticed).

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    64. Re:oh geez by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      I tend to be just a touch pessimistic sometimes, you might've noticed

      Oh yes, I can usually recognize a fellow pessimist.

      I find that reason is often the best counteragent for instances of pessimism (and pessimism's close cousins, bitterness and resentment). When life finds me surrounded by folks I find unpleasant, pessimism makes it easy for me to project my impressions of those folks over American society at large, thus leading to further pessimism about the state of the country. As I've grown more accustomed to thinking critically about my ideas, however, it is easier to realize that while I may be right, I can't logically reach my conclusions based on my limited anecdotal experience, so reacting to them or perpetuating them is just as irrational as assuming that everyone is rationally looking after their own interests. (See Fallacies of Economics.)

      Of course, reason may not always counteract pessimism: I believe the U.S. is headed for a major recession, and I have yet to see any logical reason why this should not be the case, so my pessimism is deepened further. Every case is different.

      I suspect that this ability of critical thinking is what many of the people you describe from your job are lacking - indeed, nobody in my experience is anywhere near perfect in this regard (and I'm probably a bit below the average). I keep hoping that more and more folks will cultivate this ability, despite a culture and society that seems designed to discourage exactly that. Is that hope irrational? Sure, in the sense that I can't give it certainty through logic. Then again, the same applies to its opposite, so I'll stick with the irrational thought that isn't so damned depressing.

      And now, signing off with a sig quote from the greatest pessimist of Western writing:

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  3. Obviously... by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny

    he should have seen that one coming.

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    1. Re:Obviously... by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 5, Funny
      Apparantly not. From the article...

      Geller, who lives in London, referred calls to his Philadelphia lawyer, Richard Winelander, who conceded that Geller probably didn't foresee the firestorm his lawsuit would inspire.
      We're stilling waiting for the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery."
    2. Re:Obviously... by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Informative
      I know you were shooting for funny, but --IIRC-- his big thing was using the power of the mind (through ESP) to modify objects w/o directly touching or manipulating them, not prophesy or prediction.

      I thought he (and ESP) pretty much dwindled in popularity to Art Bell's Show* and maybe a few paranormal conventions here and there.

      * before anyone screams, yes I know Mr. Bell has recently retired (again) and no I'm not bagging on it - AAMOF I fall asleep to it once in awhile... call it a guilty pleasure.

      /P

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    3. Re:Obviously... by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We're stilling waiting for the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery."

            IMO that wouldn't mean shit. I personally am waiting for the one that says: "Psychic asked to stop buying lottery tickets".

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    4. Re:Obviously... by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1, Informative

      Although utensil abuse is certainly his trademark, Geller's act also includes mind reading (such as drawing duplication) and psychic viewing. He's even predicted the outcoming of elections!

    5. Re:Obviously... by Maniakes · · Score: 0

      He bends copyright laws with the power of his mind.

      The first step is to realize that there is no intellection property, and it is you that bends.

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    6. Re:Obviously... by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For some reason, the casinos continue to allow psychics to gamble on their premises.

      Well, we know how gullible the casinos are - a stroll down the Vegas strip is proof of that.

    7. Re:Obviously... by PenGun · · Score: 2, Informative

      But John Carmack may NOT play Blackjack in Vegas.

    8. Re:Obviously... by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      Why can't Carmack gamble? Isn't he the video games guy?

      In truth, I wouldn't want Geller anywhere near a craps table. Despite his claims to the contrary, he is a talented magician who has some skill at controlling the throw of the dice.

      Indeed, one "psychic experiment" had him actually touching and throwing the dice while he predicted the outcome. Of course, they found that he could predict the outcome better than chance would predict. Well, duh! Next they're going to tell us is that he can make two chrome rings suddenly join together, or make a bird fly out of a hankerchief.

    9. Re:Obviously... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      If you're going to make a lame joke, at least get the context right. Geller is not sham psychic. He's a sham psychokinetic.

    10. Re:Obviously... by PenGun · · Score: 1

      Just throw the whole message part in the Google, you can do that ... right? John Carmack is orders of magnitude more dangerous to the casinos than that fool will ever be.

    11. Re:Obviously... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Funny

      We're stilling waiting for the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery."

      If I was a psychic, why would I stop at one?

      "Psychic wins three different kinds of lotteries in three separate states, as well as substantial bets on horse races. Psychic gently asked to knock it the fuck off and let somebody else win something for a change."

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    12. Re:Obviously... by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1

      Why can't Carmack gamble? Isn't he the video games guy? Archived Carmack .plan from 1998. He got banned for winning.
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    13. Re:Obviously... by bdjacobson · · Score: 1

      Why can't Carmack gamble? Isn't he the video games guy? Archived Carmack .plan from 1998. He got banned for winning. Not that time, but over the last 5 years.

      That's pretty impressive that they could keep track of all that.
    14. Re:Obviously... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm waiting for one that reads "Psychic advises clients to stop buying lottery tickets." This will be a Psychic who can truly see the future!

    15. Re:Obviously... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Psychic gently asked to knock it the fuck off and let somebody else win something for a change.

      Which is why I make all my bets through intermediares.

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    16. Re:Obviously... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Why can't Carmack gamble? Isn't he the video games guy?

      Archived Carmack .plan from 1998. He got banned for winning.

      Of course he got banned for winning. I mean, if you were running a perfectly legal casino, operating exactly in accordance with the laws, and keeping [insert value for your jurisdiction here ; about 24% in my current jurisdiction] a percentage of the turnover of your tables/ wheels/ bandits/ 3-d chess tables, then there are only two things that you cannot tolerate on the premises is someone who
      1. pays less than their 24%, be it through effective play, cheating, or not buying enough rubber chicken; and
      2. someone who reduces turnover.

      Now, what does puzzle me is ... was the reduction of turnover consequent on the banning of John Carmack LESS than the (potential) gain in turnover from being able to point to an un-doubtedly bright guy who was actually managing to win? That's either an actuarial question, or a PR question, but it's not a legal or moral question.
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    17. Re:Obviously... by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

      Why stop at winning once? So you don't get caught at it. The governement of (Insert your country here) is going to make sure you "disappear" into (Insert name of your country's version of Area 51) that you won't even know what hit you!

      The next thing you know you'll be predicting troop movements for the government, and lottery numbers for the guards...

    18. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as they remove you from the game before it starts (or after it ends),
      you are right. However, if they remove someone from blackjack during an already started game,
      they are unilateraly changing the rules in the middle of the game and altering the odds
      of it. Legally, I don't know bur morally altering the odd because it suits you is cheating.

      The odds art blackjack are against you at the beginning and against the casino at the end of the game.

    19. Re:Obviously... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Huh? Turnover? What's that about? I thought the issue was about card counting. As soon as a casino realizes that a blackjack player is a card counter, he's going to be banned from playing. Note that card counting is not cheating and is perfectly legal - the casino is merely executing their right to refuse service to anyone they want for any reason that doesn't conflict with non-discrimination laws.

    20. Re:Obviously... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      or make a bird fly out of a hankerchief.

      Birds flying out of a hankerchief is old hat. Make them fly out his ass, now that would be impressive.

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    21. Re:Obviously... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      the casino is merely executing their right to refuse service to anyone they want for any reason that doesn't conflict with non-discrimination laws

      Which I think should be as illegal as hell too. Casino's make a killing playing people for chumps. Just because someone comes along and can beat them at their own game shouldn't give them the right to toss them out. If he is doing nothing illegal and using pure natural talent then casino's should be required to treat him just like any other player.

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    22. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not during the course of a game as it affects the odds of winning and constitutes a breach of contract. They are free to remove him before the game begins or after the game finishes but they should not have that right once the game has started and has not yet finished.

    23. Re:Obviously... by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      Casinos have likely made far more money from card counting than they have ever lost.

      A very few people are good at it and can make money from it. Then there's all the rest who rush to the one-deck tables (optimum for card counting) with its reduced pay-out for blackjack (6-5 instead of 3-2, if I remember right), thinking they get some sort of advantage. Casinos ought to thank the people who invented card counting for greatly increasing the popularity of the game.

      Really that's the perfect game - one that is almost impossible to beat the house at, and yet appears to give an advantage to smart people. In other words, a game that cators to people's conceit.

    24. Re:Obviously... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Then there's all the rest who rush to the one-deck tables (optimum for card counting) with its reduced pay-out for blackjack (6-5 instead of 3-2, if I remember right), thinking they get some sort of advantage.

      Hmmm, I didn't know that casinos gave different payouts for different variants of pontoon based purely on the number of decks in use. Makes sense, I suppose, since the differences in deck size would effectively make them different games (from a statistical point of view).
      I've never needed innoculation against the gambling infective-meme, but a year of statistics at university under a lecturer who made significant income from analysing gaming systems (1-arm bandits and other mechanical gambling machines mostly, but he also covered card games as trivial problems) ... well I finished that course with an invitation to transfer my major to statistics, an appreciation for the difficulty of designing medical experiments, and no interest at all in trivial gambling such as casinos offer.

      Did someone use the term "chumps" to refer to people who gamble on cards? Yep, thats correct terminology.
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    25. Re:Obviously... by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      The two different versions are a fairly new development in Vegas. I don't know where else they've adopted the same system.

      It's not in Canada yet, and not likely to be since the casinos can't support too many tables. Card counting is (so far as I can tell) impossible there, since they tend to use six decks and continuous automatic shufflers (that is, the cards are constantly fed back into the shuffler).

      I'm one of the "chumps", by the way. In my defense, I don't have any delusions about the nature of the game and where the advantage lies. For me it's pure entertainment, and the vig is the price of admission.

    26. Re:Obviously... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I'm one of the "chumps", by the way. In my defense, I don't have any delusions about the nature of the game and where the advantage lies. For me it's pure entertainment, and the vig is the price of admission.

      Vig ?? Some local slang I guess.
      If you're calculating the house percentage as being their contribution to keeping the rain off your back and the chill out of your bones ... well sitting in a smokey room full of people in various states of despair could have a certain schadenfreude appeal to it. Personally, I'd rather crawl through a cave up to my nostrils in mud, but if that's what floats your boat ... .
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    27. Re:Obviously... by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      Vig is short for vigour. It's the average house take on every dollar gambled. For blackjack it's about 1.5% if you play correctly, which isn't bad. Slots are 5% and up (boo!). I think American roulette is about 5%. Craps is as low as 1% if you play correctly.

      No smoking in casinos these days, especially after the MGM fire. And most people in Vegas casinos are not in a state of despair - rather they are on holiday and often a bit hammered on the free booze, particularly at the low-minimum tables where I play. At a good table the atmosphere is downright festive.

      It can actually be a great deal of fun, particularly if you learn how to play the game beforehand and bet responsibly, which most people do. Large casinos have an atmosphere you'll find no where else.

  4. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Tackhead · · Score: 1, Funny
    > Looks like he got to /. too!

    There is no spoon.

  5. He is better with bending watches by tronicum · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe someone could sue him because of using fake rolex watches he bends.

    1. Re:He is better with bending watches by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      Rolex should take him on for trademark breaches... force him to use real Rolex watches in his act...

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  6. meh by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Meh. What else is new. The guys in office are the same ones bought off to create these ridiculous laws in the first place.

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  7. There is no Spoon by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Funny

    but if you bend it with your mind, Uri will come for you.

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  8. What's good for the goose... by BoberFett · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Abuse of the DMCA through fraudulent takedown notices should result in no less of a penalty than an actual violation of copyright. If a copyright owner can collect $150K per instance of copyright violation, then someone who fraudulently claims copyright on an item they do not in fact have a copyright on should be up against the same penalty.

    1. Re:What's good for the goose... by Rodyland · · Score: 2, Interesting
      They do mention in the article:

      "The trick is that you are breaking the law when you knowingly send notices for videos that you don't hold the copyrights," Reyes said. "It's a good solution."

      Problem is, someone has to take them to court. Can you see YouTube standing up for your fair-use rights in the face of a takedown notice? Me either. And unless there are monetary penalties (can anyone point to some DMCA-abuse or takedown-notice-abuse cases that have been successfully fought? And resulted significant monetary penalties?) it's still going to be a case of the guy with the deepest pockets winning.

    2. Re:What's good for the goose... by Babbster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      YouTube can't defend a user's legal rights or they stop being covered in the law as a "safe harbor." Once they lose their neutrality their liability goes through the roof.

    3. Re:What's good for the goose... by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      YouTube doesn't have to do anything. They can continue to follow the law and respond to the takedowns as they always have. Then the actual copyright holder can sue whoever issued the fraudulent takedown notice. Back when Viacom was blanketing YouTube with takedown notices, many of which were for material they didn't own, think of the billions of dollars that could have been siphoned from that company. Attorney's salivate over that kind of thing.

    4. Re:What's good for the goose... by rahvin112 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, but YouTube also doesn't follow the provisions of the law that say that if the poster of the material reply's back with a statement claiming ownership and authoritative information about who they are that will allow the claimer of copyright to sue then YouTube can then repost the material until a court order is obtained. In fact NONE of the ISP's follow this second provision of the law and I haven't seen one that once provided this lawfull statement will repost the material. If someone like the victim here hired a lawyer and sued YouTube for violation of the safeharbor rules then there would be posted procedures for waiving the DCMA notice.

    5. Re:What's good for the goose... by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Considering that if you own the copyright and someone claims they own the copyright and interferes in your business they have violated your copyright I would say you CAN sue for $150k, and there is also probably an additional tort for the interference with your business relationship with your hosting provider.

      What you are really saying is that you wish someone would take someone to court for a false DCMA notice and win a large judgement, thus setting a public precedent that will scare others into not abusing the safe harbor provisions of the DCMA.

    6. Re:What's good for the goose... by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      That's a terrible idea! It would make our Litigation Industry seem more like a Justice System!

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    7. Re:What's good for the goose... by Babbster · · Score: 1

      I can't argue too much on that basis, though it's somewhat understandable since a) these ISPs typically make users "sign" agreements that basically say YouTube (or whomever) can pull their content whenever they feel like it (it just happens that they "feel like it" when someone sends them a DMCA notice) and b) they have every reason to be scared that some RIAA/MPAA asshat will tie them, and their financial resources, up in court for years and little reason to fear the same from their users.

    8. Re:What's good for the goose... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      YouTube can't defend a user's legal rights or they stop being covered in the law as a "safe harbor." Once they lose their neutrality their liability goes through the roof.

      They aren't being "neutral"; they're assuming the user is guilty.

    9. Re:What's good for the goose... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      emphasis mine:

      then YouTube can then repost the material until a court order is obtained.
      Not must, but rather, is allowed to. What's the gain for YouTube to repost the file? Marginal at best. What's the risk to them? Potentially huge, if successful lawsuits end up eroding their pageviews because people are afraid to post files.

      Most of the time, a DMCA notice results in the material being taken down, no lawsuit occurs. A string of successful suits against YouTube posters is bad publicity. he fact that copyrighted material is available on YouTube (albeit for a short time) is good for YouTube, they don't want to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs by allowing lawsuits about material they've allowed to be posted to actually hit the courts.
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    10. Re:What's good for the goose... by rahvin112 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No one with an ounce of intelligence is going to reclaim ownership on something they don't actually own or where this is no real dispute of ownership. The statement you file back is a sworn document and could be used bring perjury charges if the reclaim is seen to be completely bogus. So the issue of posters being sued for reclaiming ownership and losing in my opinion would be non-existent and if someone did you could in fact use the claim as justifiable evidence of compromised judgment or mental instability. In fact I believe so strongly this wouldn't occur with any sane individual where no real dispute of ownership exists that I would say there is a good chance the Judge would order a mental evaluation of the original poster for making such a ridiculous statement.

      YouTube and the other providers don't respond to reclaiming ownership simply because probably nobody has followed the letter of the law and issued the secondary claim of ownership. Under a system where the provider reacts under the law once the second claim of ownership is received and the provider reposts the disputed content the provider is still covered under the Safe Harbor terms. In fact implementing an easy system to submit these "repost" notices with instructions to the users on the exact framing and terms that must be used to meet the letter of the law and who to submit it to at YouTube would go miles to help users understand that the DCMA isn't some evil instrument of big organizations but actually a pretty fair law (for copyright holders, big or small) that helps protect copyright while handling the issue that it's often difficult to identify individuals on the internet. The DMCA take down notice is nothing more than a statement saying take "x" down until the person who posted it identifies themselves to me so I can sue them to get an injunction. If you legitimately own the copyright it SHOULD be a slam dunk to reverse the take down notice and both individuals then know who's involved so they can start REAL court proceedings without anyone being able to claim it was someone other than themselves.

      I actually think the DMCA is a very balanced (in the sense of size of the participants) law, in that it recognizes the difficulty in identification on the internet and uses probably the least invasive technique to allow immediate hosting of content and the protection of copyright with minimal delays. Under pre-DCMA terms you would have had to sue the provider to get the name of the poster, then launch a suit against the poster and ask for an injunction on the posting to get it down (probably 2 weeks or more under the most expedited court proceeding ever). With the simplified procedure you simply issue a sworn statement claiming ownership, the provider takes it down and notifies the poster, the poster then claims ownership and provides name, address etc... (to make a lawsuit easier to file) and the provider can then repost the material without fear of being liable for hosting the content. Then the two claimants go to court, one side proves ownership and an injunction is issued to the provider to take down and not repost the material or the original claim is voided and an injunction is issued against further claims of ownership. This way the copyright owner gets to find out who put it up, or it goes away immediately, the provider isn't liable and in the case where someone claims ownership and doesn't own it, the material can then be reposted very quickly and the original claimant then has to decide if they think their claim is strong enough to go to court or if the original poster actually owned the copyright and felt they were damaged by the false claim they could then sue the claimant to recover the damages.

      As I said, if it was handled correctly by the providers these incidents wouldn't occur frequently, and could be corrected VERY quickly and the claimants would be forced into highly stupid lawsuits.. It wouldn't be difficult IMO if you had filmed that sequence with Uri Geller to take him to court for damages, and in the case of such a blatantly false claim you could probably get punitive damages for Uri committing perjury in claiming ownership when he in fact he didn't have copyright.

    11. Re:What's good for the goose... by Babbster · · Score: 1

      Not by taking something down immediately upon receipt of a DMCA notice. They're required by law to do that - in other words, the assumption of "guilt" is made by the law, not the ISP (the user does have recourse against a DMCA notice under the law). If they start taking sides, then they endanger their status as a "safe harbor" and that will hurt both their business and their customers.

    12. Re:What's good for the goose... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      They're required by law ... If they start taking sides...

      You said they would "lose their neutrality" if they didn't. That's what I was responding to. Maybe you think they have no choice; nevertheless, they have chosen a side. Thus they are not neutral.

    13. Re:What's good for the goose... by Threni · · Score: 1

      > They aren't being "neutral"; they're assuming the user is guilty.

      By not taking stuff down, they're assuming the user is not guilty. No matter what they do, they're taking sides. Ultimately, I doubt they care whether something comes down or not - they're just doing what causes the least trouble for them. If the person who uploaded the video could someone get proof they own it, or win a court case etc, I'm sure the videos wouldn't come down in future. Until then, uploaders are free to get their own domain and host it at their own risk.

    14. Re:What's good for the goose... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      By not taking stuff down, they're assuming the user is not guilty.

      Note that "not guilty" does not mean "innocent". Nevertheless, they're NOT being neutral. Maybe it's reasonable for them to take it down. That isn't the issue, it's taking responsibilty for their decision. If they did that and provied reasons to the user, that might be closer to neutral.

    15. Re:What's good for the goose... by CaptJay · · Score: 1

      It's not that he *thinks* they have no choice. That's how the law (DMCA) is written. ISPs are protected from lawsuits by copyright holders because of the safe harbor provision.

      When a copyright holder sends a takedown notice to an ISP, that ISP is *required by law* to take down the material, otherwise they lose their safe harbor and can end up being sued for the non-removed content. Grand-parent is right, the presumption of guilt is a feature of the DMCA. The ISP is not supposed to judge on the merits of the complaint: that dispute is between the end user and the copyright holder. The ISP, therefore, remains neutral in the 'conflict'. Complying with a takedown notice is the only choice that makes legal sense for an ISP/site such as Youtube, and therefore is not a choice at all.

      Don't take my word for it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OCILLA

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    16. Re:What's good for the goose... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be difficult IMO if you had filmed that sequence with Uri Geller to take him to court for damages, and in the case of such a blatantly false claim you could probably get punitive damages for Uri committing perjury in claiming ownership when he in fact he didn't have copyright.

      That is great... If you can afford a lawyer or find one nice enough to help you out for free.

      Otherwise, copyright cases are very hard to do on your own if you try to pull the offender into small claims court unless you already are a lawyer yourself.

      And especially so if the person you are suing gets a lawyer and/or somehow gets the civil suit differed to a higher court or one that has trial by jury in civil suits.

      Secondly, many DMCA take down notices are forged as a round about DoS attack. Most service providers won't often verify the sender until they pull the content and force the actual copyright owner to send in a counter take down notice. Of course at that point, only does the service provider see that the email headers were from a bogus hotmail account.

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    17. Re:What's good for the goose... by Threni · · Score: 1

      > That isn't the issue, it's taking responsibilty for their decision. If they did that and provied reasons to the user, that might be
      > closer to neutral.

      They don't owe any responsibility to the uploader. Their only responsibility is to their conscience (neutral, because this isn't a moral issue) and their shareholders. They always win by taking it down, because they'll only lose by not taking it down, and they can always put it back up later when any legal issues are resolved.

    18. Re:What's good for the goose... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      The DMCA is entirely fair...to people with lawyers.

      What we need is some pro-bono templates provided by the EFF or something that is a legal response to DMCA takedown notice, because people don't seem to realize, under the law, there is a 'put back up' notice that can be sent to safe harbors saying the senders are full of crap.

      What else the EFF should put up are instructions on how to file a suit against the sender of the original notice without a lawyer.

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    19. Re:What's good for the goose... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Screw 'judgements'.

      I want them in prison for perjury.

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    20. Re:What's good for the goose... by CaptJay · · Score: 1

      Agreed, the DMCA forces a shoot first, call your lawyer later approach which I think puts an undue burden on the little guy (i.e. the one having to file a put back up notice). I didn't mention this in my previous post, because my point in that post was that for a company like Google (Youtube), not complying with the law is simply not an option.

      That's not saying I think the DMCA is a good law (I don't). But, whether we like it or not, it's there to stay, and companies (and people) have to jump through its lawyer-filled hoops.

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    21. Re:What's good for the goose... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      It's not that he *thinks* they have no choice.... only choice that makes legal sense

      For whatever reason, good or bad, a choice was made. Thus they are not neutral.

    22. Re:What's good for the goose... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      They don't owe any responsibility to the uploader.

      Of course not, they're just freeloading scum who don't have lawyers.

    23. Re:What's good for the goose... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      What they need to do is the equivalent of small claims court, a court designed to not need lawyers, simply for disputing ownership of someone who filed a DMCA takedown notice. I.e., it doesn't deal with damages or anything, it's just a court where you can walk in and say 'They said they own this content...I'd like them to prove it via the copyright registration they legally had to file before they filed the takedown notice.'.

      If they can't prove they have some copyright registration that could vaguely apply to said case, they have to pay a set amount of damages and sign a consent decree that says they will not attempt to claim ownership of that property again, and the lawyer who signed off on the takedown notice would be sanctioned by the court.

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    24. Re:What's good for the goose... by Babbster · · Score: 1

      COPYRIGHT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE REGISTERED UNDER UNITED STATES LAW IN ORDER TO OBTAIN PROTECTION. EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET THAT CONCEPT STRAIGHT.

      Now that I'm done yelling, I'll just note that forcing copyright owners to register their copyrights in order to protect them would just be a shift of DMCA oppression - besides, I actually think the system implemented by the DMCA for this type of situation is pretty good if people would just read the law and be aware of their rights. Finally, starting a new court in order to stop people like Uri Geller from being assholes is a terrible idea (and likely to be ineffective) and I don't want to pay for it, thank you very much.

    25. Re:What's good for the goose... by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Of course not, they're just freeloading scum who don't have lawyers.

      Do you live with your parents?

    26. Re:What's good for the goose... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Um, copyright doesn't have to be registered to be protected.

      But it DOES have to be registered before any lawsuit is filed based on it or before a DMCA takedown notice is filed.

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    27. Re:What's good for the goose... by Babbster · · Score: 1

      You're still half wrong. You're welcome to check the text of the DMCA/OCILLA and suss that out yourself (I have read it myself), but I'll summarize it briefly: All that's required is identification of the copyrighted work in question and a signed (either digitally or on hard copy) statement of a "good faith belief" that the specified usage is unauthorized. The only mention of the "Register of Copyrights" in the applicable section of the DMCA is in reference to maintenance of a directory of "designated agents" for ISPs who will receive and process the DMCA takedown notices.

      The half where you're right is that it's true that registration is a requirement before filing suit, but the DMCA takedown notice doesn't require it.

    28. Re:What's good for the goose... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'm not into that kind of thing. Thanks for asking.

    29. Re:What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you completely RTFA, because what you described is exactly what the original poster did, and acording to the article, the clip is back up on YouTube because the poster DID respond back with a statement claiming copyright and his info.

      So Geller -who from what I read doesn't have any claim on any of the clips, only his brother in law does- sues via the info given to him by YouTube, and the EFF and the original poster have made a countersuit.

      According to the article the EFF has made 5 of these countersuits and has not lost one of them.

      In other words, people are abusing the DMCA to get clips they don't like removed whether they have copyright or not (as evidenced by the 5 successful countersuits by the EFF), and only a very very small number of people are actually getting restitution of any sort.

      The DMCA puts 100% of the burden of proof on the person being hassled, which is not normally how our legal system works.

      I won't say it's not effective for preventing copyright infringement, since YouTube regularly removes thousands of videos at a time on the request of copyright holders, like Viacom. It's just so effective it tramples the little guy.

    30. Re:What's good for the goose... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I thought that was a requirement, but that's almost a moot point. If the publisher contests the takedown, than the only option left is a lawsuit, and the same thing applies.

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  9. And again... by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nobody would've cared 'bout the clip if Mr. Geller didn't make it popular this way...

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    1. Re:And again... by Cairnarvon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Similarly, nobody would remember Geller exists if he didn't do idiotic things like this from time to time.
      He's an attention whore, plain and simple, and these lawsuits are doing exactly what he's hoping they will.

    2. Re:And again... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I was surprised to learn he was even still alive, much less still "working." I can't believe anyone is still stupid enough to give this guy money. James Randi thoroughly discredited the guy on one of the most popular TV shows in the United States THIRTY FIVE YEARS AGO! I guess you should never underestimate the gullibility and stupidity of the general population.

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    3. Re:And again... by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      Nobody would've cared 'bout the clip if Mr. Geller didn't make it popular this way... It's known as the Streisand Effect, and it's one of my absolute favorite facets of Internet culture.
    4. Re:And again... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      I guess you should never underestimate the gullibility and stupidity of the general population.


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  10. Completely censor someone on the internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? I'd like to see that trick. One email would prevent me from using any email account, newsgroups, web sites, IM, VPNs, etc.?

    1. Re:Completely censor someone on the internet? by Kesch · · Score: 3, Funny

      From: TheBoss@itatlanbistro.org
      To: HammerHank@shadybar.com

      I need to have someone's lines cut, ...permanently.

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    2. Re:Completely censor someone on the internet? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      They don't have to get rid of everything. Just the stuff critical of Uri Geller.

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    3. Re:Completely censor someone on the internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I noticed that bullshit too. obviously the hippies at the EFF have never ever tried to defend a copyright, because they have fuck all concept of how difficult it is, even with the DMCA to get your copyright respected.
      They need to grow up and get jobs.

  11. Geller by gradster79 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suppose this is a bit of a shallow comment, but I love the Internet because when people do abusive things like Uri Geller and his unwarranted Youtube video removals, mass media will never/barely cover it. However the masses of the internet can show everyone what a tool Geller and others really are.

    1. Re:Geller by spirit+of+reason · · Score: 1

      Well, that may be true in general, but on the contrary, this story was covered in my local newspaper several days ago.

  12. One Solution by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One solution that exists in the RIAA versus filesharer cases is that the RIAA has to provide a copyright registration certificate proving ownership of a song before they can proceed in court. Internet takedown notices should also require a certificate of copyright registration to accompany them. This one small step alone would likely stop 98% of the takedowns requested. While copyright itself does not require registration, if you don't care enough to register it, you shouldn't care enough to try to take it down afterwards.

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    1. Re:One Solution by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1
      U.S. copyright law, as of 1979, does not require a work to be registered in order to be copyrighted. It doesn't even have to have a copyright notification on it. Any work is copyrighted from the moment of creation. hence, this post of mine is copyrighted. Your kid's kindergarten fingerpainting is copyrighted. If you walk down the street and whistle a tune that you made up on the spot, it's copyrighted. So, no certification to show.

      I'm not saying this is good, but that's the current law.

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    2. Re:One Solution by tmarthal · · Score: 1

      If you read the article, even having the copyright to the song doesn't make them the copyright holders. For instance, playing the "Electric Slide" at a wedding and having everyone dance to it: who owns the copyright to the dance performance? The person/corp that owns the song rights? They touch upon this exact case in the article.

      I am sure that Uri has certificates to prove his copyrights to his work... the problem is that his work is 8 seconds out of the 13 minute video. How can the content provider know what part, if any, the hosted video corresponds to the 'certificate of copyright'? Here's a hint: they don't.

    3. Re:One Solution by dex22 · · Score: 1

      However, the DMCA *does* require that copyright be registered with the Library of Congress. If it is not explicitly registered, you may not invoke the DMCA to protect your copyrighted work.

    4. Re:One Solution by nsayer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While copyright itself does not require registration, if you don't care enough to register it, you shouldn't care enough to try to take it down afterwards.

      I call bullshit.

      I recorded a video of my cat a while ago and posted it to YouTube. Copies of it have sprouted up far and wide, uploaded to YouTube and Google Video and all sorts of other places. It got so bad that someone started sending around a bogus e-mail with the video attached.

      It's just a cat flushing the toilet, right? Why should I care?

      Well, damnit, it's my cat, and all I want is credit for my own work. It's intolerable to me for others to get to take the credit, but any procedure more costly or onerous than the takedown procedure already in place would not be worth it. And the result would be that I would be disincented to create works and post them to YouTube. So much for promoting the useful arts.

      I do agree that those who abuse the safe harbor provisions of the DMCA and send bogus take-down notices need to be walloped. But let's not throw out the baby with the bath water.

    5. Re:One Solution by Aneurysm · · Score: 1

      Well, damnit, it's my cat, and all I want is credit for my own work. It's intolerable to me for others to get to take the credit... Ummm, dude, shouldn't that be the cat's work. Afterall, it's intolerable someone take credit for what the cat was doing....
    6. Re:One Solution by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      OIC

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    7. Re:One Solution by Dynedain · · Score: 1, Funny

      Damn you! Do you realize how many times that has shown up in my inbox! It's your fault!

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    8. Re:One Solution by nsayer · · Score: 1

      The cat didn't hold the camera. Or post the video to YouTube, for that matter.

    9. Re:One Solution by jesdynf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Err. So what you're telling me is that there's a political position I can take that would make you less likely to post videos of your cat flushing the toilet to YouTube.

      Wow. Gosh. Is it Christmas already?

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    10. Re:One Solution by fractoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uri Geller didn't hold the camera. Or post the video to YouTube, for that matter.

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    11. Re:One Solution by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The cat didn't hold the camera. Or post the video to YouTube, for that matter.

      Same attitude as those record company assholes. What about the artists' rights?

    12. Re:One Solution by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 1

      Well, damnit, it's my cat, and all I want is credit for my own work.

      So, register your copyright before you publish. If you don't care enough about your work to take some ELEMENTARY steps to protect it, you are asking for trouble.

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    13. Re:One Solution by nsayer · · Score: 1

      Did I miss the part where the person posting the video about Yuri on YouTube violated copyright law (as opposed to the fucktards who ripped off my video)?

      I didn't think so.

    14. Re:One Solution by nsayer · · Score: 1

      Are we actually having the same conversation?

      You're saying that if an artist posts his art for free online he has no right to insist that some other asswipe not take his art and post it as their own on some other site?

    15. Re:One Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say that the automatic copyright granted by the US government would qualify as an elementary step. Frankly, I see nothing wrong with someone having automatic control of a work's distribution upon its creation, as we have now.

      I rather enjoyed the clip, BTW.

    16. Re:One Solution by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Well, damnit, it's my cat, and all I want is credit for my own work. It's intolerable to me for others to get to take the credit, but any procedure more costly or onerous than the takedown procedure already in place would not be worth it. And the result would be that I would be disincented to create works and post them to YouTube. So much for promoting the useful arts.

      Wait, you're saying that a few greedy people would prevent you from doing something altruistic just to spite them? I guess that's just human nature, but it seems incredibly irrational. If it's really that important to you, use a digital timestamping service to prove when you created it, or watermark it or something.

    17. Re:One Solution by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      No, I was making a joke.

      I really should learn to use smilies.

    18. Re:One Solution by houghi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, let's have it that only companies can claim copyrights, because normal people can not pay for it.

      The code written and put under copyright by definition? Sorry, it is not copyrighted anymore. That would mean that you can't put an extention of the copyright on it, like GPL or BSD or whatever you desire.

      98% of the takedowns will indeed not be happening, even though they were legid requests.

      Wether or not copyrights should exist and in what form is another discussion.

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    19. Re:One Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, damnit, it's my cat, and all I want is credit for my own work

      If that's the case, why didn't you put your name on the video, perhaps on a screen at the start or end, like so many other clips do? Had you done that, you would have got credit anytime it was watched, unless someone actually went to the effort of removing the credit.

      My guess is that you didn't realise the video would be popular, and didn't bother with the effort to put a caption on the video. Now in retrospect you want the credit, put it's too late.

      I don't see why there should be laws to retrospectively protect your oversight/naivety/laziness.

    20. Re:One Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, I'm the cat that is kind enough to let you live in MY house.
      Stop pretending you own me and bring me back fish for dinner tonight
      or I fire you.

    21. Re:One Solution by nsayer · · Score: 1
      Had you done that, you would have got credit anytime it was watched, unless someone actually went to the effort of removing the credit.

      Which, from what I've seen on YouTube, happens pretty routinely when schmucks rip people off and post copies.

      My guess is that you didn't realise the video would be popular, and didn't bother with the effort to put a caption on the video.

      No, I actually didn't put a title on the video because I'm not a pretentious douche-bag.

      I don't see why there should be laws to retrospectively protect your oversight/naivety/laziness.

      Thank God, then, that it's not up to you.

    22. Re:One Solution by julesh · · Score: 1

      One solution that exists in the RIAA versus filesharer cases is that the RIAA has to provide a copyright registration certificate proving ownership of a song before they can proceed in court.

      That's not actually true. You can prosecute a copyright infringement case without registration, but the damages you can receive are reduced if you do so, so they are *motivated* to provide copyright registration certificates, but they do not have to do so.

  13. The Geller Curse by evil+agent · · Score: 1
    Apparently, he does also make predictions. From Geller's Wikipedia article:

    Geller is well-known for his sports predictions. However, Uri Geller sceptic James Randi and British Tabloid The Sun (among others), have demonstrated the teams and players he chooses to win most often lose.
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  14. Mr. Geller's response... by DJ_Perl · · Score: 2, Funny

    "You must realize the truth. There *is* no Copyright law."

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  15. Well... by Ekhymosis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Looks like instead of the spoon, it's Uri that will be bent. Too bad he won't go to jail, I'd like to see him 'bend' out of that one =)

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    1. Re:Well... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Too bad he won't go to jail, I'd like to see him 'bend' out of that one =)

      Or even better, not managing that, and having to bend over.
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  16. Re:If you support copyright law in any respect... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

    ..you must necessarily support Uri Geller. ...you cannot oppose Uri Geller's stance and remain consistent.
    That just isn't true. This isn't "if you support free speech you must allow Larry Flint". There's also the minor quibble as to who actually owns the copyrights, if anyone. Abusing the DMCA to purge something unflattering is not the same thing as being a legitimate copyright holder excersising their rights. I just can't work up a lot of sympathy for a supposed copyright by a participant in a public event.
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  17. Re:If you support copyright law in any respect... by Babbster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh, bullshit. If he actually owned the copyright, could demonsrate said ownership and evade the issue of "fair use," THEN I (a supporter of copyright in principle, but a believer that current law is way out of whack) would support Uri Geller. Since I believe that even if he does own the copyright in question, an 8-second clip being used as a demonstration of a hypothesis is, by definition, "fair use," I can believe in copyright and still call Geller out as a douche who is attempting to use misinterpreted (being generous) copyright law as a hammer against his critics.

  18. Re:If you support copyright law in any respect... by Wavicle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No I mustn't. I can support fair use of small clips for things such as bonafide criticism of a performance. It is completely consistent with my stance on copyright to deride Geller's use of DMCA to muzzle those who would expose his methods. The case in point concerns 8 SECONDS of video. I call that fair use, consistent with my support of copyright law.

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  19. Geller - biggest douche in universe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's funny. Some "psychics" genuinely seem to believe in their own "powers", apparently mistaking intuition and cold reading skills for ESP. But Geller is different. Not only is he a fraud, he knows he's a fraud. If Geller really believed in his "powers", he'd be trying to demonstrate them in laboratory conditions, if only to embarrass James Randi. But he doesn't believe in his "ability", so he lies and sues people, and thanks to his attempted censorship of this expose, more and more people have learned about his deceit.

    What a sad way to live your life. All your achievements are fabrications, and you know that it's only a matter of time before even your most deranged fans realise they've been tricked. Where do you go from there? What are the job options for a notoriously fraudulent spoon bender?

    1. Re:Geller - biggest douche in universe? by DGolden · · Score: 1

      What are the job options for a notoriously fraudulent spoon bender? Probably a lucrative book contract and endless daytime TV talk-show appearances, cameo roles in films, and so on. At least these days...

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      Choice of masters is not freedom.
    2. Re:Geller - biggest douche in universe? by Babbster · · Score: 1

      Is your implication that you believe jerks like John Edwards and Sylvia Browne actually believe they have special powers? If so, then you're just being duped on a different level. Nobody could be as wrong as often as those two (just using them as examples) without figuring out that they are just slinging BS - even if at some point in the distant past they actually believed in their powers (which I also don't buy). No, I think it's clear that they know full well they're running scams on people, just like the bitch who wrote "The Secret" (which, of course, is just repackaged Norman Vincent Peale-type pablum). It's truly disheartening at times how rich and famous people can get by regurgitating garbage on the masses.

  20. Well, what do you expect? by DGolden · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Copyright law is pretty much designed to cause this sort of idiocy.

    Re the ease of censoring on the net- It is quite scary how easily controlled most people's internet access (including my own, really) could be. People often think the internet is this robust, uncensorable system, because of old stories about being "designed to withstand a nuclear attack" and all that. That kind of applied when most network nodes were in universities and research labs, who were owner/operators of routing nodes with peering agreements with eachother. Nowadays, the vast majority of people on the internet are "edge nodes", connected to a single corporate ISP. So it's basically degenerated to a star/tree topology at the "home" level. No longer resistant to control, in fact facilitating control by establishing choke points. Blind, complacent faith in the "power" of the internet to "interpret censorship as damage and route around it" as the adage used to go, when that power is being neutered further with each upgrade cycle and your own only routing consists of sending stuff upstream on your sole connection to your sole ISP, is probably not a good idea. What can one do? Learn about wireless mesh networking fast I guess...

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    Choice of masters is not freedom.
    1. Re:Well, what do you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What can one do? Learn about wireless mesh networking fast I guess... Yeah right, and risk getting sent to jail? Just search Google or Slashdot for all the wireless arrest stories.

      It's kinda risky to use wireless mesh networks because it's now a federal pound-me-in-the-ass offense to use an AP that you are not authorized to. What is to keep someone from setting up an open AP and then later reporting everyone as illegally accessing it? Totally stupid, I know.
    2. Re:Well, what do you expect? by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      So it's basically degenerated to a star/tree topology at the "home" level.
      Nothing (other than cost and availability of diverse service providers, obviously) prevents you from getting connections from multiple providers and arranging non-zero redundancy.

      And it's always been that way.

      Leaf nodes are by definition not part of the magically enmeshed atom-bomb resillient topology.

      If you want that, get multiple connections from diverse providers (preferably via diverse technologies) and a router that'll take at least two BGP feeds without choking.


      Nextp time you wanna whine about something buddy, try to make an effort to understand at least something about the topic.
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      Visit CryptoGnome in his home.
    3. Re:Well, what do you expect? by DGolden · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find I understand that. I wasn't suggesting that people couldn't do something about it. Mesh networking offers a cheap way to *get* multiple routes.

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      Choice of masters is not freedom.
    4. Re:Well, what do you expect? by DGolden · · Score: 1

      Well, if the law is wrong, one shouldn't abide by it (and hey, I'm not in the USA anyway, and have no intention of going until there's a bit of "regime change" there). But building a wireless mesh network is a rather different story to unauthorised access of wireless APs. A mesh network is the sort of thing you can build with a http://locustworld.com/ MeshAP, and sometimes IS the technology used by a commercial ISP to provide "wireless broadband" (but if so, maybe best you participate in more than one mesh...).

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      Choice of masters is not freedom.
  21. Not about money by aysa · · Score: 2, Informative

    He is using copyright as an excuse, he is not interested in distributing the video himself. He was just caught cheating in front of the camera and wants to clean all evidence.

  22. James Randi! by sdhoigt · · Score: 4, Informative

    Excellent, I have a new hero! James Randi!!

    James Randi exposes Uri Geller and Peter Popoff (Faith Healer)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9w7jHYriFo&mode=re lated&search=

    James Randi exposes James Hydrick
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlfMsZwr8rc&mode=re lated&search=

    There are many, many more debunkings (sp?) by this fine man. Just search YouTube for 'James Randi'.

    SD

    1. Re:James Randi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:James Randi! by grub · · Score: 1


      James Randi does a fine service. If you find his site and tests productive, consider donating to the James Randi Education Foundation. You'll get a cool t-shirt and will help stomp out crap. Also if you order books from his site you can request an autograph in the book.

      (JREF Member for 3 years now :))

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    3. Re:James Randi! by Emetophobe · · Score: 1

      I'd have to agree. I've never even heard of James Randi before, or Uri Geller for that matter, but now I'm a huge Randi fan. Also, he's from Toronto, Canada, double plus good!

    4. Re:James Randi! by RorthronTheWise · · Score: 1


      James Randi is intelligent, well informed, a great communicator, explains stuff well, has a decent sense of humor and so on, yet his reasoning is often biased. He does not question anything in science - which is necessary for any evolution. His debunking of Homeopathy (also on youtube) has so many reasoning flaws (even on scientific methodology) that is sometimes pitiful. I do not believe in homeopathy myself, but not for the reasons pointed out by Mr Randi.

    5. Re:James Randi! by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1
      "He does not question anything in science"

      That isn't his job. His job is to question unsubstantiated claims that appear to contradict science, in order to determine which ones are demonstrable crap. The rest of the scientific community are busy questioning science so that it evolves.

      Randi's only bias, as with the rest of the scientific community, is towards verifiable evidence. That's all he asks. If you dont have the evidence, then yes, he will be forced to conclude that you are mistaken, or full of crap.

      "His debunking of Homeopathy (also on youtube) has so many reasoning flaws (even on scientific methodology) that is sometimes pitiful."

      Could you point out some specific flaws?

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    6. Re:James Randi! by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      "his reasoning is often biased". That's the understatement of the year!

      I don't believe in hocus-pocus but to approach these subjects with such a closed mind just makes James Randi look a fool.

      I saw him on TV once where he had a dowser locating something by working on a map of an area. The dowser went straight to the square on the map (out of 100s) that contained the buried object. Strangely Mr Randi didn't have an answer for that one. Chance? Probably, but this was live TV and he just made himself look stupid.

    7. Re:James Randi! by iaculus · · Score: 1

      "Could you point out some specific flaws?"

      Not specific flaws in his debunking of homeopathy, but some skeptical reports on other claims Randi's made:

      http://www.sheldrake.org/controversies/randi.html
      http://www.skepticalinvestigations.org/exam/Presco tt_Randi.htm

      I'm all for skeptical inquiry, but fudging figures and inventing facts to support a skeptical viewpoint is in principle no more justifiable than claiming that "quantum science proves the existence of a universal field vibration consciousness frequency oscillation harmonic and that means we're surrounded by ascended pleadian spirit aliens from atlantis".

      Just because someone calls himself a skeptic doesn't mean that everything he says is immediately and undeniably true. One of the reasons I think skepticism is important is that blind faith is dangerous. Blind faith in skepticism (or, for that matter, individual skeptics) isn't just dangerous, it's an oxymoron. YMMV, of course.

    8. Re:James Randi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not specific flaws in his debunking of homeopathy, but some skeptical reports on other claims Randi's made:

      http://www.sheldrake.org/controversies/randi.html
      http://www.skepticalinvestigations.org/exam/Presco tt_Randi.htm


      Thanks for wasting my time with that shit. You could have mentioned that despite the names of those sites, they are in fact written by a bunch of whackjobs with no evidence to offer beyond, "Boohoo! He's sooooo mean to our ESP believing, homeopathy shovelling friends. PS. Buy these books."

      In order to show my appreciation, I modded both your posts "troll". If you think this is unfair, just pray you never meet me in real life.

      Regards,
      Slashcrap (869349)

    9. Re:James Randi! by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1
      I agree that blind faith in skepticism is an oxymoron, so i can't picture a way that it could be accomplished.

      Blind faith in someone who claims to be a skeptic, is of course hypocritical and any claims made by Randi or anyone else should ultimately be personally verified.

      However, the OP was painting Randi out to be biased to a "pathetic" degree, so I was curious to see what problems there were with the homoeopathy video. The links you provided were interesting and do indeed serve as a reminder not trust everything someone says. On the other hand they don't really reinforce the picture of Randi that the OP was making. The first link just shows that Randi is human and can occasionally get carried away and overstate his position. He freely owned up to the mistakes. The second link is not as clear cut - it seems like Rupert Sheldrake has no real evidence that Randi said anything false, and as the rebuttals go on, his criticism of Randi just dwindles off into passive concession along the lines of "these experiments weren't important anyway, and who's to say if Uri Geller doesn't have sporadic Psychic abilities..."

      So while yes, it is always worth fact checking to make sure people aren't exaggerating (wilfully or not) and examining apparent anomalies in people arguments and not letting things slide just because you trust them, I still haven't seen any evidence that Randi is biased and poorly reasoned.

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    10. Re:James Randi! by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      In what way is his mind closed? To what is biased?

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      (1.21 gigawatts) / (88 miles per hour) = 30 757 874 newtons
    11. Re:James Randi! by RorthronTheWise · · Score: 1

      "His debunking of Homeopathy (also on youtube) has so many reasoning flaws (even on scientific methodology) that is sometimes pitiful."

      "Could you point out some specific flaws?"

      Several are pretty evident. Homeopathy, does claim that very few molecules, if any, of a substance enter into a solution. Now Mr Randi spends a huge amount of time in his presentation stating that fact and claiming that, because there are no molecules, the whole stuff is crap! Homeopaths believe that something remains there and is actually activated when the dilution is performed. The problem, they say, is that current science is unable to measure that stuff. Mr Randi looks like a 16th century person that does not believe in radio waves because he cannot see them or measure them with the equipment he has. That is totally unscientific! To debunk homeopathy, statistical and medical tests are required, and only quite recently some results have surfaced, albeit with contradictory conclusions

    12. Re:James Randi! by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Mr Randi looks like a 16th century person that does not believe in radio waves because he cannot see them or measure them with the equipment he has. That is totally unscientific! Randi frequently has to explain to people who claim supernatural skills that he doesn't care how they claim they're doing it, just prove they can do it first. This frequently throws people, as they're so practised in talking up their claims, and have such elaborate delusions built up around them. They're not used to being asked to cut to the chase and prove it. So in your example, whether Randi believed in radio waves or not would be irrelevant. He would be asking for a demonstration of them in action, and only once that was provided would he be worrying about why he could not see or measure them.

      Let's spell it out here; if there a no molecules of the supposed 'active' ingredient (which is an extremely dubious matter to begin with), then unless homoeopathy can demonstrate results by some other means, totally unknown to medical science, then the whole stuff is crap. And if there was demonstratable results by the means that homoeopathy suggests, then every single glass of plain tap water you consume would contain a cure for everything in equal effective quantities. Makes you wonder why anyone ever gets ill!

      And we won't even start on the ridiculous shaking of solutions that's supposed to govern what magically occurs to the 'active' molecules at a quantum level. It's like mixing sand with a hydraulic digger and expecting wine glasses to emerge.

      To debunk homeopathy, statistical and medical tests are required, and only quite recently some results have surfaced, albeit with contradictory conclusions I thought that results have been 'surfacing' for some time. And they all say that homoeopathy is nothing more than a placebo effect.
    13. Re:James Randi! by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1
      "Now Mr Randi spends a huge amount of time in his presentation stating that fact and claiming that, because there are no molecules, the whole stuff is crap!"

      If that were the sum total of his objection, then of course that would not be a conclusive refutation of the claims.

      "The problem, they say, is that current science is unable to measure that stuff."

      The biggest problem is that science is also unable to measure any discernible effect that may be caused by homoeopathic solutions.

      You are putting up a straw man. The argument against homoeopathy is basically that there is no mechanism known to science by which this might work, and no effect is detected when testing it. So the entire thing amounts to nothing. Which is how Randi, and any other reasonable skeptic draws the conclusion that it is bunk. But you seem to be focusing entirely on Randi's perfectly valid assertions that there is no mechanism by which this could work that fits in with 100s of years of scientific facts that have been verified millions of times, whilst ignoring the rest of the picture that also contributes to his conclusion, in that homoeopathy has been subjected to several studies, and has been shown over and over again to do nothing but cause a placebo effect.

      The biggest point you fail to mention is that the youtube video in question is just Randi addressing an audience on stage for the purposes of entertaining them. He isn't trying to present a rigourous refutation of homoeopathy, he's just highlighting the ridiculous claims so that people are entertained.

      Could you point out some of the other several flaws you spotted.

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      (1.21 gigawatts) / (88 miles per hour) = 30 757 874 newtons
  23. Fair Use to me by jshriverWVU · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It also turned out that Geller owned no more than eight seconds of the 13 minutes of video, according to Geller's own court filings.

    IANAL by I know people are allowed to copy a small percentage for fair use. 8 seconds in 13 minutes sounds like it would fall within that margin.

    1. Re:Fair Use to me by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      It also turned out that Geller owned no more than eight seconds of the 13 minutes of video, according to Geller's own court filings.

      IANAL by I know people are allowed to copy a small percentage for fair use. 8 seconds in 13 minutes sounds like it would fall within that margin.

      Re-read the sentence you're quoting. It says that Geller only owned 8 seconds out of 13 minutes, not that only 8 seconds of his 13 minute video were used. In fact the whole 13 minutes was posted, including 100% of the 8 seconds he claimed to own. (I still think he's full of shit on fair use grounds, but not for the reasons you cite).
    2. Re:Fair Use to me by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      Yes, following the logic of the GP, you would be able to legally copy the whole lord of the rings video as long as you would embed it in a 48 hour long documentary or something like that. Or just add video footage of your aquarium at the end of it.

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  24. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Insightful

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  25. Fraud by jshriverWVU · · Score: 1
    He unsuccessfully sued longtime nemesis James "Amazing" Randi at least three times for defamation, stemming from Randi's own efforts to unmask Geller as a fraud, and lost several other cases lodged against his critics throughout the years.

    I find it funny when the term fraud and magic are in the same sentence. I might be a little fuzzy on the exact legal definition of fraud. But people know magic is fake, and that it's an illusion done for entertainment. No magician is fraudulent unless he is specifically saying "yes I am REALLY doing this, not faking it" even then people would see it as part of the gimmick.

    I thought fraud was designed for people who are trying to do something counter to what they said, when no concept of "for entertainment purposes" is implied.

    1. Re:Fraud by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      You must not be familiar with Uri Geller, but he claims he can really do this stuff without any magician styled tricks. That's why people like Randi go after him, because he is a fraud. (Damn, now he's going to sue ME for defamation!)

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      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    2. Re:Fraud by EveLibertine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's all fine and well, but IIRC Randi wasn't suing him for fraud, but trying prevent people from becoming mindless followers of Randi and buying into his hokey pseudo-religion. Secondly, it is debatable whether or not "people know magic is fake". Crossing Over, Faith Healers, Scientology, or most aspects of religion that people seem to get most caught up in, altogether garner the support and beliefs of hundreds of thousands of people. Randi is more or less concerned with protecting these damned fools from themselves, or at least providing them with an rational alternative from which they can choose.

      If you've ever followed the details regarding incidents involving Geller that have happened over the past few decades you'd realize how what he does can be a dangerous thing.

    3. Re:Fraud by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      No magician is fraudulent unless he is specifically saying "yes I am REALLY doing this, not faking it"

      And that's what Geller does, which is why people debunk him. David Copperfield doesn't pretend he's really got paranormal powers, so no one gets mad at him.

    4. Re:Fraud by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The difference is that Uri is claiming that the things he does are real and not illusions done for entertainment - and he had apparenly even been given government money in Israel for this to set up some kind of psychic academy. Making false claims to get money is how I would define fraud.

      He also sends in the lawyers in situations where others would not bother with sometimes bizzare consequences. Some pokemon from the Japanese TV series (with a bent spoon) was named after him - he sued and they named it something like Abra and Kadabra in the english version - which got some other idiot in the US south claiming the series was about devil worship and getting a lot of press over it.

  26. Re:in other news... by BobMcD · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just ONE?

    Pffft

  27. Mission accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (stands on aircraft carrier, proudly)

  28. Who is this guy? by RelliK · · Score: 3, Funny

    Never heard of this guy before. What I know now is:

    - he bends metal
    - he is annoying
    - he is con-artist ... wait, I know! He is Bender!

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    1. Re:Who is this guy? by techpawn · · Score: 1

      I'm sure he'd tell you to bite his shiny metal bending ass

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      Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country did to you
  29. Mystically Bending Copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Uri Geller Accused of Bending Copyright Law"

    See? He DOES have power...

  30. The only thing that sucks is by merc · · Score: 1, Redundant

    this ass clown is getting tons of free publicity.

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    It's true no man is an island, but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they make a good raft.
  31. Fox News? by Cap'n.Brownbeard · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else find it strange that a /. reader was also reading Fox News?

    1. Re:Fox News? by Technician · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else find it strange that a /. reader was also reading Fox News?

      Um, no. I look at all the points of view as do many slashdotters. Some are so out there to be laughable. Looked at any of the over unity and free energy machines lately? Reading Fox News does not mean SUCKER. It means the truth is out there and as with anything online, most of it has to be taken with a grain of salt. The tried and true shines, the false gets exposed, the true exposed as false is sometimes vindicated.

      Seen the videos on the explosions in the World Trade Center? The fuel is not hot enough to melt steel is a theory. Seen the video of the gas truck fire under the overpass in California this year? That should not have been hot enough to melt steel either.

      Anybody who has done any blacksmithing knows steel softens before it melts.
      That failure was not from melted steel. It was from softened steel.

      I like the beams cut at an angle by thermite.. Truly said by someone who hasn't used a cutting tourch and thermite. Doing a diagonal straight cut on a beam with thermite is an act of magic. Cutting a beam with a cutting torch in a straight diagonal with slag is normal.

      I know, this is not the target group for this as most slashdotters have never used a cutting torch. This is why the bent truth is accepted by many. So few are in the field to know anything about working, cutting, anealing, hardening, steel to know it's properties. Someone looked up the melting point of steel and ran with the numbers assuming full strength up to the melting point. Steel is not the same as frozen water.

      One looking at tire tracks from a bycycle in the sand see a close corrolation between the tracks positive one influences the other. This is much like the debate on global warming. The cause and effect can be assumed wrong even though there is a strong relationship between them. Does CO2 levels lead temprature swings? Does Temprature swings lead to a rise in CO2 levels? Just like the bike on the beach, twisting the back wheel can cause some influence of the front wheel. Burning a candle in late November gives off heat and may cause your house to overheat. The arrival of Winter or Summer may have more effect on the room temprature than lighting a candle. There is absolutely no denying a candle burning in a house puts heat, CO2 and water vapor into the house. Rning with that without checking the outside weather is foolish. Check the Mars ice caps and compare it to ours. We are burning a candle and adding heat, CO2 and Water to our atmosphere. Has anybody checked the outside season?

      Next time you find tracks in the sand, notice the distance from the tangent of one wheel is fixed to the line of the other track, but the reverse is not true. The rear wheel always points to the track of the front wheel at a fixed distance. The tangent of the front wheel track does not point to the track of the rear wheel at a fixed distance. From the tracks, we can find out the direction the bicycle traveled and the distance between the front and rear wheels. Learn to look at more than the fact the two tracks are never more than 4 feet apart. Look at the whole data set for additional info.

      With the additional info, and knowledge of a bycyle, If you said lets follow the tracks down the hill to see where they go. I would know enough to know if the bike indeed went down the hill or up.

      From CO2 and temprature charts, not only do we see that temprature and CO2 seem to travel together, but look to see which level leads the other and by how long. From there it can be proven whether CO2 leads or Temprature leads. (Hint.. it's about a 4 year latency)

      Reading Fox news and other sources is a good idea. Bad data can be culled by testing it with a few sanity checks. It requires knowledge, research, and the ability to think. Never take the news at face value.

      The next time you look at the Trade Center melted steel theory, learn about heat treating steel. Here

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      The truth shall set you free!
    2. Re:Fox News? by Experiment+626 · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else find it strange that a /. reader was also reading Fox News?

      Not at all. While one could spend all their time reading left-leaning sites (Slashdot, CNN, NYTimes, etc.) I find it's good to also get a different perspective from right-leaning ones like FoxNews. The truth often lies somewhere in between, and it's better to read about things from different points of view, or about news that one side might choose to not run, than it is just to pick which bias you like best and blindly accept that spin.

  32. What's in a name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uri? That's okay I guess, but I'm going to name my first born 'Hypertext'. I figure it's a gender neutral name.

  33. Honestly, I disagree with that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I'm not sure that copyright registration would solve the problem (I'm pretty sure the RIAA registers their copyrights! It's not even very expensive.) I really don't see why you care so much about a video of a cat flushing a toilet. What? Because it's your cat? I mean, it's not like you put any creativity into it, you just were told "Honey, look at that!" and grabbed a camera, no?

    But frankly, I take the opposite stance. Granted, some of it is because when I write, it's usually to persuade, but I _like_ to see people take my ideas on as their own. It means that they not only agree with me, but that they don't think of my position as my position, but as their own. But on another level, that means that they really enjoyed whatever I made.

    And as someone who knows better than to want to be famous, that's much, much better than making sure the internet damn well knows that it was my cat video that started that stupid internet chain letter.

    1. Re:Honestly, I disagree with that. by nsayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Taking your ideas on is fine. But how do you feel if someone takes something you wrote, changes the byline (and nothing else) and posts it as their own? That would be perfectly ok with you because it would demonstrate how much they totally agree with you?

  34. That Bastard! by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

    He even tried his evil scheme against a pokemon,

    n November of 2000 it was reported that Uri Geller, an Israeli psychic-magician who claims to bend spoons with his mind, sued Nintendo over the Pokémon "Yungerer" (renamed Kadabra in English localizations) which he claimed was an unauthorized appropriation of his identity. The Pokémon in question has psychic abilities and carries bent spoons.

    Damn that spoonbending freak of nature.

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    Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...
    1. Re:That Bastard! by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Does the Pokemon use real psychic powers or pretend ones?

      If it has real powers, I don't see what he's basing his lawsuit on, it's nothing like him.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  35. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by solitas · · Score: 1
    There is no spoon.
    There is no copyright law.

    There is only greed.

    --
    "It's time to take life by the cans." ~ Bender ("Bendin' in the Wind", ep. 3-13)
  36. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Defeat THE JEWS/ZIONISTS!

  37. are you serious? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And the result would be that I would be disincented to create works and post them to YouTube. So much for promoting the useful arts. "Useful arts"? A video of a cat flushing a toilet? I'm guessing that even if you really are disincented to post similar videos to youtube, the rest of us will still manage to get by.
    1. Re:are you serious? by nsayer · · Score: 1
      Ok, then. One one end you have a cat flushing the toilet. On the other end, you have the Godfather trilogy.

      Where do you draw the line?

  38. bending spoons and watches is one thing ... by weighn · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone could sue him because of using fake rolex watches he bends. I'm waiting to see what the Skeptics Society has to say about this alleged bending of © law.

    As we all know, NO ONE can do that. The law is definitely unmalleable in this regard.

    Fake Rolex watches, OTOH, want to be free.

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    Mongrel News all the news that fits and froths
  39. what's the point? by nanosquid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Exposing Uri Geller's spoon bending as fake is like exposing Pamela Anderson's breasts as fake. What's the point? It spoils the fun, and those who still think it's real aren't going to be convinced anyway.

    1. Re:what's the point? by sohare · · Score: 1

      Exposing Uri Geller's spoon bending as fake is like exposing Pamela Anderson's breasts as fake. What's the point? It spoils the fun, and those who still think it's real aren't going to be convinced anyway. You can't stop the good fight of skepticism.
    2. Re:what's the point? by Emetophobe · · Score: 1

      The fact is, Uri Geller claims to be using supernatural powers, when in fact it's just illusion magic. Hense why people like James Randi are exposing him for the fraudster he is. If Uri Geller didn't lie and just admit he was a magician, then there would be no issue.

    3. Re:what's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation:

      Truth is always obvious and self-evidents therefore it is unecessary to say the truth. Only lies
      should ever be allowed to be said or written.

    4. Re:what's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what I said. But your statement underlines my point: there are a lot of idiots out in the real world. There are also a lot of untruths and deceptions. One can't possibly battle them all, so one should concentrate on those that matter. Uri Geller's spoon bending doesn't matter. (The president's deceptions, for example, do.)

    5. Re:what's the point? by nanosquid · · Score: 1

      You know, there are people worth spending time on exposing as fraudsters (vice presidents, CEOs of software companies, etc.), and there are people who aren't (spoon benders, fortune tellers, etc.).

      James Randi's time would be better spent on the former group of people.

  40. bending the crackpot dialect with ESP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for using your influence in our media and academia to flood our minds with pornography and lies, as well as inculcating in us a hatred for our history... <b> is mine. Lacing your bile with made up words makes it smell even more worserer.
    1. Re:bending the crackpot dialect with ESP! by TriggerFin · · Score: 1

      All words are "made up."

      "Inculcate" was made up in the 1500's.

      Not to be taken as defense of anyone's opinions.

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  41. AS A IDOT YOU HAS UNLIMITED.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "i'm a douchebag" cards!

  42. Actually, I'll disagree by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Actually I'll disagree about people being unable to think logically or analytically, seein' as basically it's a built in mechanism.

    That's how even learn to speak or function in the first years of your life. A baby has to, pretty much, reverse engineer speech and their own larynx and facial muscles, and do a lot of trial and error experimentation, to even start to speak.

    Ok, let's say maybe that's a subconscious process, but then so is a lot of what we call "intuition" or, basically, how "Eureka!" moments work. There's a lot of processing in there that's really analytical thought, even if it doesn't happen in words.

    At any rate, even later, logical and analytical thought are a part of your every day life. I've yet to meet anyone who was literally unable of it. You'd know them, because they'd be the guys who can't figure out how to work a lot of the every day items around them without being explained how to, every time they forgot or meet a new one. (Though it must be also said that it seems to be a somewhat common female syndrome to _pretend_ to be unable to do even the most trivial tasks, so the male knight in shiny armour has to come to the rescue. Think of it as trolling for attention, though, not as being genuinely unable to figure out where the USB cable from the camera goes.) And if someone was unable to follow simple "cause => consequence" logic, which is what some of the more illogical beliefs boil to, then they'd also be unable to solve such problems as "how do I turn the light on?"

    Yes, there are _some_ such people, but they're a tiny minority. They're called retards. We're not even talking "less than average intelligence", we're talking the ones who get to be adults and (due to some brain disease or defect) still stuck at the mental level of a 2 year old or even worse.

    Everyone else _is_ doing logical and analytical thought every day, even if they don't know fancy words for it. Believe it or not, you don't _need_ fancy lessons to do logic and solve problems in your head. Formal logic didn't teach people how to do it, it just reverse-engineered something that people were doing all the time anyway.

    When people do appear illogical or unable of problem-solving is when, basically, they're not sincere (often even to themselves) about what problem they solve or about what axioms they use. They start from what they really want, solve that, then solve the extra problem of what acceptable excuse to use. When you see people string a bunch of fallacies to reach some utterly illogical conclusion, that's your clue that that's what's really at work: they're not telling you the _real_ problem they're trying to solve, or the _real_ criteria they're applying there.

    People solve problems every day like "I want to have some power over you", "I want a status symbol", "I want to feel like I'm smarter than you all" (a nerd favourite), "I'm lazy and I want to work less" or "I want a bigger slice of the pie, fairness be damned." So they arrive at something that solves that problem, like, say "ok, so I'm buying a car with a wing, and you can freakin' keep taking the bus." But they can't tell you the real reason, or sometimes they can't even tell themselves the real reason. So now they have to work backwards to some reason why they objectively need an expensive car with a wing. If there is no real logic (that they can admit) that will reach the pre-defined "I need an expensive car with a wing" conclusion, then they'll have to string some fallacies to get there.

    That's, in a nutshell, how people manage to look illogical, in spite of having a brain wired for logic.

    Block-headed religiousness is just a particular case of that. People start from, basically, "death is scary and I need some way to think it won't _really_ happen" or "it's too depressing to think all this is my responsibility and fault, I need someone else who's responsible for my life" or even "dammit, I'm an insignificant loser, I wish I could feel like I'm someone really important, like saving the whole world

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    1. Re:Actually, I'll disagree by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      Mmm...I thought the rational analytic ability under discussion was that of individuals to apply rational thinking consistently, critically, and successfully to their conscious experiences, not the ability that physiology grants us to make inferences and deductions about our environment. The former is a function of personality or character; the latter is a direct function of the brain (and in a much more immediate way than the former, which may be explained as a higher function of the brain.) My contention is that a great number of people cannot see the point in the former as a consequence of their experiences, and I am not contending that they lack normal cognitive ability. I am contending that their character has been shaped in a way that makes it lacking either social-critical ability, appropriate motivation, or a combination thereof. My apologies - I believe the language in my post did not make this clear.

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  43. Legal brief mentions slashdot user Gregerson by Christoph · · Score: 2, Informative

    The motion to dismiss Geller's bad suit cites "Gregerson v. Vilana", a defamation/copyright lawsuit I'm a party to (I'm the Plaintiff, Gregerson). www.eff.org/legal/cases/sapient_v_geller/sapient_m otiontodismiss.pdf. It's cited as a minor point in the memorandum on page 22, about fair use being an affirmative defense versus a basis for dismissal. My case is described on my page: Gregerson v. Vilana

  44. Of course it's art! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to look beyond the obvious. This clip oozes social criticism with the toilet being a metaphor for society itself and the cat symbolizing the carnivorous elitists who, once they find out that they CAN do it, will flush society down the drain over and over and over while curiously observing whether or not it will flush the same way as last time or whether there are slightly noticeable differences. The cat characterizes the authoritarian attitude of "I will keep doing this as long as I like to, and there's not a darn thing you can do about it!" while the toilet has to endure all this until the water runs out, or the pet owner steps in. The water of course being the peoples' spirit and the pet owner (i.e. the omniscient observer) stepping in representing divine intervention.

    Cat flushing toilet: PURE GENIUS!

    1. Re:Of course it's art! by seann · · Score: 1

      you can go straight to hell.

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  45. Very optional but quite on topic Borat quote. by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

    When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.

  46. That still includes Uri, then by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, then you're still including folks like Uri Geller in the unethical category then.

    1. Uri Geller himself claims that he has been employed by some companies to dowse for minerals or oil, though none actually admitted it. I'm sorry, but if that's true, that's _exactly_ fraud. He's taken some money for a service he can't provide, and based on some qualifications which are bogus.

    2. There is a lot of damage done even indirectly in claiming to actually have psychic powers or being able to see into the future, for example by convincing people to lose their money on predictions and courses of action which don't work.

    E.g., Uri Geller himself often tells people on what sports teams to bet, but it turns out most of the time his picks lose. E.g., dowsing, in addition to the money actually taken for providing that bogus service, usually results in a company wasting a lot of money to actually drill there. The whole buying the rights, hauling the equipment there, salaries, etc, adds up to a fair sum.

    And while in this case it just boils down to money and faceless corporations, so I can imagine some people wouldn't feel much empathy there, but other quacks cause a lot more damage to normal people like you and me. E.g., psychic healers and the like routinely tell people to stop taking medicine, and are responsible for quite a few deaths. There have been even cases where some psychic or "holistic" healer quack told even people with _cancer_ to not have an operation, not take medicine, and ffs not even take the pain killers. So the they effectively have on their conscience (that is, if they had a conscience) causing someone to die in horrible pain over several months. How's that for damage done?

    Way I see it, even if it's not done for money, convincing people to do harm to themselves is still morally wrong. And society as a whole already decided that the worst cases of it should be illegal. E.g., entrapment is not just morally wrong, but legally wrong too. E.g., claiming to be a medical doctor without a diploma is illegal in most places. Etc.

    I don't have a problem there with those who admit they're just doing entertainment tricks, because then the audience knows it's just entertainment and won't base their RL decisions on it. E.g., not many people go and stake someone because they just saw a vampire movie. But claiming such powers to be real and giving people advice from a position of knowledgeable authority is an entirely different thing.

    3. A lot of the charlatans claiming powers and secret knowledge are busy overtly attacking science and the scientific method, to make it easier for themselves to get their credentials accepted. This causes society as a whole a lot more harm than you'd think. If nothing else, by making more people susceptible to be harmed by the con artists from points 1 and 2.

    But then that's the happy case, if only that was the damage done. It often causes people in positions of power and responsibility to put their funding and support in the quack camp, instead of doing some real science. When I hear stuff like corporations using numerology to thin the candidates pool, or using dowsing to find out where to drill next, that's not just directly X money which could be used on a more scientific approach and maybe discover something. That's also indication of a state of mind of trusting quacks over scientists, and I just don't see that company investing in scientific research the rest of the time.

    To get back to Uri Geller, again, that's what he actively does all the time. To establish his credentials as the uber-psychic, he _has_ to attack the normal science, and that he does plenty.

    So basically, to wrap this long rant up, there is no such thing as merely "hard" and "soft" psychics. "Hard" in that case invariably means a con artist who, directly or indirectly, does actual harm and is morally reprehensible in doing so. The question isn't just whether they bluff about their actual talents, but what actual harm they do based on that claim, or to support that claim.

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    1. Re:That still includes Uri, then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      E.g., Uri Geller himself often tells people on what sports teams to bet, but it turns out most of the time his picks lose.

      So... you could make money reliably by betting against Uri's picks? Maybe he really is psychic... and evil!

  47. Reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    is definitely your weak point, fool.

    Your own source says his schtick is not limited to telekinesis:

    "Geller rose to fame after performing a series of televised performances which he said were paranormal demonstrations of psychokinesis, dowsing and telepathy...Geller is well-known for his sports predictions..."
  48. As a Valley Girl I once knew said ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    "Gag me with a spoon!"

    Geller needs to get a life. Seriously.

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  49. Not new by seebs · · Score: 1

    He harasses newspapers too.

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  50. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

    Yes, I see no input devices tag here.

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  51. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > > > There is no spoon.
    > > There is no copyright law.
    > There is only greed.

    Uri, when an MPAA goon asks you if you've got fair use rights, you say yes!

  52. Fair Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This brings an interesting thought:

    Say someone uses fair use for 10 different movies in footage legally, but does so, many times of different unique segements of that movie. Ending up with 200+ "fair use" "movies", that all use fair use legally. Now whats to stop someone from doing so, and then having a person reassemble those segments of fair use to re-create the full movie?

    Whats to say that when downloading from bittorrent, the same cannot be applied? Can one not claim fair use from bittorrent movies, because technically theyre only downloading 10 seconds "fair use" from 2000 people, all fair use?

    Can this not be a legal defense?

    1. Re:Fair Abuse by flonker · · Score: 1

      This is why programmers don't make good lawyers. The law is not a programming language with hard and fast rules. Rather, it is interpreted by judges, and attempts to bend or manipulate the law are frowned upon.

    2. Re:Fair Abuse by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      I like to call it bittorrent ;)

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  53. Fundamental Attribution Error by spun · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of it? You are blaming people's character rather than their circumstances. That's usually wrong. Not only that, but it's usually just an excuse to brag about one's own character, which is another example of the same damn logical error.

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    1. Re:Fundamental Attribution Error by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      LOGICAL error?? I'm pretty sure psychology isn't logic...

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    2. Re:Fundamental Attribution Error by spun · · Score: 1

      All right, I'll give you that. I still think it's an error, though. But then, I don't believe anything is a thing unto itself, I believe in the doctrine of dependent origination, I think free will is an illusion, and the concept of self is a false concept brought about by dualistic, subject/object based thinking.

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  54. There is no comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, nobody will see this as it's an old story (from several hours ago) and I'm posting AC, but

    Sapient uses a pseudonym because he says he receives numerous death threats from those opposed to the anti-religious beliefs touted on his Web site.

    What sort of "Christian" makes death threats? I mean, come on... "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." "Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself". Of course, it says "anti-religion" rather than "anti-Christian", but the Jews and Muslims share the same ten commandments as Christians, one of which is "thou shalt not kill."

    If you're bombing abortion clinics or sending death threats to athiest webmasters, you'de not much of a Christian. If you're firing rockets at automobiles in Palestine you're not much of a Jew. If you're strapping on explosives to blow yourself up and take out a dozen people with you, you're not much of a Muslim. Bhuddists worship life and won't take it, either. And if you preside over more executions than any other Governor of the state that executes more people than any other, then become US President and start a war so your family can get more oil money, you're Goddamned sure not much of a Christian. Where do asshats who threaten death and indeed cause death come off as calling themselves "religious?"

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    1. Re:There is no comment by DeBeuk · · Score: 1

      You sound as if you think the bible/quran/tnch are peaceful books. I suggest you read them, they're full of rape, pillaging, infanticide, genocide, etc.

      The godhatesfags for instance people are hatemongers, but they're only following the bible to the letter (yes, I'm aware that they too interpret what they read).

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  55. Video by cornface · · Score: 1

    I was temporarily hosting a video clip from a British hidden camera type show where you can clearly see Uri bending a spoon with his hands when he thought nobody was looking.

    I got a cease and desist letter from his lawyer. It is one of my most cherished possessions.

  56. Quack, quack by f00man · · Score: 1

    I'd just like to know one thing. Does Mr. Geller weigh more than a duck?

  57. Meh by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1

    I personally would much rather see a vertically challenged, palm-reading, murderer escape from jail.

    The headline would be....wait for it...




    "Small Medium at Large"

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