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  1. Patent! on Pay-For-Visit Advertising · · Score: 1

    Luddite tech...

    After ringing up sale, clerk says, "May I ask where you heard about us?"

    Holey cats!

    Calls patent attorney -- It's business method!)

  2. Re:An obvious conclusion on IBM Saves $250M Running Linux On Mainframes · · Score: 1

    This is the year of Linux on the desktop. :P

  3. Quack, quack on Uri Geller Accused of Bending Copyright Law · · Score: 1

    I'd just like to know one thing. Does Mr. Geller weigh more than a duck?

  4. Ah, Turtles on What Happened Before the Big Bang? · · Score: 0

    So, you're saying it IS turtles all the way down.

  5. Re:Bombula on Deathbed Confession Says Aliens Were at Roswell · · Score: 0

    Yes, I believe this event was the one that lead to changing the entry for Earth to "*Mostly* harmless."

  6. Re:Please retaliate. on Music Industry Attacks Free Prince CD · · Score: 0

    The "music industry" is a sham. This will give a few details.

  7. Re:A Duck on Rutkowska Faces 'Blue Pill' Rootkit Challenge · · Score: 0

    Yea, you'd better duck.

  8. Re:It's been going on longer than that on France Bans BlackBerries In Govt. On Fears of Spying · · Score: 0

    You fool. Canada is just a suburb of Michigan.

  9. Re:Let's see where this takes us on The Future of Intel Processors · · Score: 1

    In the early 1980's I was sure that Y2K would bring desktop machines with >10,000 (neural net) processors and paperless offices. I blame MS, Intel and HP.

    I never really expected a flying car though.

  10. Bones! on Bones Could Become Conduits For Data Swaps · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Dammit! I'm a doctor, Jim, not a magician!

  11. Re:Can you geeks make up your minds? on Dell PCs with Ubuntu Are A Little Less Expensive · · Score: 2, Funny

    Make up OUR minds? The only thing we slashbots agree on is that free beer is good.... unless it's that watered down American swill. In that case, we'll brew our own, thank you.

  12. Re:Tetris DS on What is Your Desert Island Game? · · Score: 1
    WTF?

    My favorite "game" would be bonking the daylights out of the gorgeous blond babe that's stuck there with me. All day. Every day.

    If you're gonna fantasize about a desert isle, skip the electricty and tcp/ip and go for the babe.

    Stupid geeks.

  13. Re:all I have to say is wtf on Stephen Hawking Says Universe Created from Nothing · · Score: 1

    "with a glacial grain of salt"

    Actually glaciers are made of fresh water.

    Also, the universe is bounded by nothing, therefore, infinite in every direction.

    =:P