Safest Seat on a Plane, Or How to Survive a Crash
Ant writes "Popular Mechanics shares a short article on an exclusive look at 36 years' worth of National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) reports and seating charts to determine the best way to live through a disaster in the sky. Move to the back of the Airbus."
you're by the bathrooms and you can watch any hottie walk back to her seat.
it's that if your time has come there's nothing you can do.
Which is good, cause it fits in nicely with a bit of wisdom that a lot of people should take to heart:
don't worry about stuff you have no control over.
How we know is more important than what we know.
Rarely does an airplane back into the side of a mountain.
The odds of dying in a plane crash are 1 in 5,051 in your whole lifetime. To give you some perspective, you're 5 times more likely to drown, 23 times more likely to fall to your death, and 60 times more likely to die in a car accident.
Therefore, a far more useful article would be "How to survive driving off a seaside cliff into the ocean."
Latewire
..an entertaining read I bumped into a couple of months back, describing how to survive a freefall from 35'000 feet...
/Rundstykke
http://www.greenharbor.com/fffolder/carkeet.html
If you're really worried about a plane crash, I suggest staying home. Maybe don't get out of bed at all.
Watching and reading the news is your real problem. Things that happen on the news are extremely unlikely to happen to you. That's why you never see headlines like "Jill Larson Goes to the Market. Buys Coffee. (Subtitle: Coffee purchase exceeds analysts' expectations by 100%)"
That's all. I have to go to the market. But I'm not buying coffee, so no commercial airliners will crash today.
The BBC did a documentary on this...and...
The best place is "near an exit door".
Statistically, most crashes are survivable if you can get out. The biggest impediment to getting out is the number of other people between you and the door. The ones who don't get out die of smoke/fire.
No sig today...
... where all but one of the survivors from the tail section so far as been kidnapped or murdered.
So, they are working off of a sample size of twenty??? Not sure if I would draw too many conclusions from this dataset.
to get a seat inside the black box?
...just reboot and you should be fine.
ccalam - acoustic versions of new songs.
All those arrogant dicks in first class get to die first.
You are a little over sensitive.
"Move to the back of the bus." is a common phrase in America.
Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra
That's where the snakes are!
My other account has a 3-digit UID.
As a regular flier in cattle-class, i'd just like to say that its nice to see first class passengers getting the preferential treatment they deserve. First on, first off and first into the mountainside...
not like the passengers in his car, screaming and yelling
I like microcars
When you sit in the back, it takes longer to get off of the plane because you have to wait for all the bozos in front of you to fumble for their personal belongings. I'd say that a conservative estimate is an average of 5 extra minutes. So before your first expected crash, you'd waste 5 * 7,000,000 minutes, or 66 solid years waiting at the back of planes. So to save each life, you're essentially using up an entire lifetime standing hunched over watching old codgers wrestle with their suitcases. (It's actually much worse than that, because only a fraction of fatal crashes even have a difference in outcome between the front and the back. A lot of times, everybody dies and sitting in the back doesn't help anyway.)
I've got some bad news for you, unless you are a bacterium. It is WHEN you die, not IF.