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NZ MPs Outlaw Satire of Parliament

mernil writes "New Zealand's Parliament has voted itself far-reaching powers to control satire and ridicule of MPs in Parliament, attracting a storm of media and academic criticism. The new standing orders, voted in last month, concern the use of images of Parliamentary debates, and make it a contempt of Parliament for broadcasters or anyone else to use footage of the chamber for 'satire, ridicule or denigration.' The new rules are actually more liberal than the previous ones, but the threat of felony contempt is new."

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  1. Daily Show by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This means that Jon Stewart would get pretty low ratings in NZ - wouldn't he?

    1. Re:Daily Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, it means he wouldn't have a show.

    2. Re:Daily Show by Don_dumb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well his show last Wednesday/Thursday certainly wouldn't as it attacked this very policy by insulting the New Zealand government using their footage.

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    3. Re:Daily Show by Catchwa · · Score: 2, Informative

      He actually covered it yesterday
      http://www.ifilm.com/video/2878949/show/17676

    4. Re:Daily Show by WED+Fan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damn, I'm glad I live in the U.S.A., where we hold our Government in the highest contempt on a daily basis, and have people like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and the folks at SNL and Fox to entertain us with it.

      Between Skippy the Boy President, Darth Shooter, Pinched Face Nancy "No Really, I'm not a Communist" Pelosi, Hillary "I'm going to ignore the fact that I've been cuckholded so I can win the Grand Chancellorship...er...Presidency" Clinton, we have lots to ridicule and show contempt for.

      I thought New Zealand was closer to Australian and U.S. in freedoms, not Zimbabwe and Canada.

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    5. Re:Daily Show by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      In Soviet New Zealand, Ministers of Parliament ridicule you?

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    6. Re:Daily Show by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Between Skippy the Boy President, Darth Shooter, Pinched Face Nancy "No Really, I'm not a Communist" Pelosi, Hillary "I'm going to ignore the fact that I've been cuckholded so I can win the Grand Chancellorship...er...Presidency" Clinton, we have lots to ridicule and show contempt for.

      I'm certainly no fan of Hillary but I'm trying to figure out why she is singled out for contempt and ridicule here- for being cheated on by a spouse and then having the gall not to retire from politics because of it? No idea WTF your point is with Pelosi.

    7. Re:Daily Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Of course, because prohibition of something *always* means demand for it *goes down*.

    8. Re:Daily Show by Naomiah · · Score: 1

      A woman can't be cuckolded. Learn English.

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    9. Re:Daily Show by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      She can if "she's a man, baby".

      Learn humor.

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    10. Re:Daily Show by Sledgy · · Score: 1

      Closer to the US, if we where that low down I'd be very unhappy. As a note we don't photograph and fingerprint all foreigners that enter our country.

    11. Re:Daily Show by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      > Damn, I'm glad I live in the U.S.A., where we hold our Government in the highest contempt on a daily basis

      Oh please! You can't be serious. The USA is the land where the news agencies spout whatever lies the current administration are promulgating and where its citizens think that freedom of speech is nothing more than the right to have the word FUCK on your T-shirt. The US administration can make up entirely bogus reasons for invading another country, nobody bothers mentioning that the whole thing was a fabric of fictional constructs, and next election the administration is voted back in again. Few people in the US have the slightest clue what it means to criticise government. Watch an interview with a politician in the UK and see what it means for someone to ask a difficult question. Meanwhile in the US there are these joke interview shows called things like 'crossball' and 'hardfire' where the interviewer runs home crying to mama if the interviewee refuses to answer an unscripted question, and by the way, what's happened to Britney Simpson Lohan this week?

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    12. Re:Daily Show by GR8_GRM_RPR · · Score: 0

      Let's add a lie detector system on C-Span with a voice stress analyzer. The video of President Reagan saying "The world would unite against an alien meanace" could have been a lie. Tin hat modifiers apply. :-)

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    13. Re:Daily Show by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      I think my problem with her is not that she didn't quit politics, but that she stayed married to the guy to keep his name and moved to NY because it was the place where she felt she had the best chance of getting elected (rather than divorcing the creep and running in Arkansas).

    14. Re:Daily Show by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I think my problem with her is not that she didn't quit politics, but that she stayed married to the guy to keep his name and moved to NY because it was the place where she felt she had the best chance of getting elected (rather than divorcing the creep and running in Arkansas).

      In other words you don't approve of the series of personal decisions she's made in her marriage because they weren't politically suicidal enough.

      I don't like her either but at least I try to base such things on her stated policy positions.

    15. Re:Daily Show by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      I don't like her not because she's not suicidal (in a political sense), but because she is too opportunistic. Too opportunistic in that she dropped any shred of dignity she had for a power grab (unless she had none already, which is possible). The fact that you think it would have been suicide for her career to do what I'm suggesting would have been the RIGHT thing to do - run without Slick Willie's surname in her true home state - shows how highly you actually think of her.

    16. Re:Daily Show by ezzthetic · · Score: 1
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    17. Re:Daily Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think its about the same as Austrialia.

    18. Re:Daily Show by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I thought New Zealand was closer to Australian and U.S. in freedoms, not Zimbabwe and Canada.

      And that's when it became obvious you are a troll... but, you did get modded up for it, so, credit where credit is due.

      Meanwhile, I'm gonna go back to watching Royal Canadian Air Farce, This Hour Has 22 Minutes, and Rick Mercer, shows where our very own politicians participate in the satire, rather than being sequestored in some ivory tower (err... make that, white house).

  2. Free Speech Vs. NZ? by poetmatt · · Score: 0

    How far reaching is this? It seems from the article that this is "guilt by association" as well. FTA: "The rules apply any to broadcasts or rebroadcasts in any medium."

    1. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Presumably it's as far reaching as the NZ courts are, so Youtube posts by Americans who procured copies should be safe enough.

      Funny thing though, is that the media has already stated it won't blindly comply with them. It'll be interesting to see how far they go though.

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    2. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by dufus4 · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not even the courts - it's treated as a contempt of Parliament, so it goes before the Privileges Committee (i.e. a select committee of MPs).

      That said, it's very unlikely that anything of the sort will come of it. It's just not worth the trouble for them, especially since the media are so pissed about it now.

    3. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by delt0r · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a NZ'er I can assure you that the media at large will completely ignore this rule. Most of the papers have a regular comic making fun of the parliament (Its easy to do, since they are all twits), they won't drop that. Police and Judges will not want to waste there time with it either. It will be unenforceable because everyone who does the enforcing enjoys a good laugh too. Especially at the current government.

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    4. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      laws are never made to be ignored nor unenforcable. they will pull this one out when it suits them mark my words.

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    5. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      You are right. We should not rely on selective enforcement of laws. In this case, I suspect that it will get "struck down" or whatever later via some back bencher looking for a cause.

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    6. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

      Not sure about that . . . it sure looks like the US' current immigration laws are indeed ignored and unenforceable. Any serious attempt at enforcement nowadays results in screams of racism.

    7. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not sure about that . . . it sure looks like the US' current immigration laws are indeed ignored and unenforceable. Any serious attempt at enforcement nowadays results in screams of racism. Obviously you have never tried to immigrate to the USA. I am in the process of doing just that, and it is not easy. I certainly don't think that the laws are "ignored and unenforceable" in my case. And I'm not screaming "racism" because of it, nor have I heard anyone else do so. But enough about my single data-point.

      I think it's way too simplistic a gambit for you to play the "race" card in this discussion in order to imply the other side does. Certainly in some contexts, one might say that US immigration laws are: "ignored" by unscrupulous sweatshop companies; and "unenforceable" when poor immigrant workers sneak in and are hired by these companies, and the sheer number of these workers makes it impossible to deport them. Failing to enforce the law is not a retreat from cries of racism, it's laissez-faire economics combined with a surrender to the magnitude of the problem. And it's convenient for the governments of the day to look the other way and let the companies (and consumers) benefit from the situation, instead of providing legal status to these workers.

      I would argue that the real racism here is the exploitation of undocumented immigrant workers, not any attempts to enforce the laws and deport them.
    8. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      laws are never made to be ignored nor unenforcable. they will pull this one out when it suits them mark my words. And then (let us hope) they will be challenged in the courts (either the formal ones or those of public opinion) and defeated. Rinse and repeat.
    9. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      It's not even the courts - it's treated as a contempt of Parliament, so it goes before the Privileges Committee (i.e. a select committee of MPs). It's nice to see lawmakers censoring people themselves for once, instead of getting courts, agencies and administrative bodies to do it for them!

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    10. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Police and Judges will not want to waste there time with it either

      Police and Judges won't be allowed anywhere *near* it.

      It's treated as a contempt of Parliament, so it goes before the Privileges Committee (i.e. a select committee of MPs).

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    11. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by abirdman · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that this "law," which appears to be enforceable at the discretion of Paliament, will only effectively fend off the poor and powerless, i.e. those who can't afford lawyers to sort it out. I do not consider it a plus to have a questionable law on the books that can be only be sorted out by the lawyers (or whatever you call them in NZ).

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    12. Re:Free Speech Vs. NZ? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      well in NZ its a little bit better with the lawyers and all. If you are poor you can get pretty decent lawyers. In fact some folk have complained because the penny less get better defense lawyers than the rest. I got a great lawyer when i was a student, all provided to me by the Government at no charge. Got me off the hook too.

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  3. Re:not really surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Um.. New Zealand is not apart of Australia....

  4. Re:not really surprising by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Australian government takes itself far too serious

    I won't disagree with you on that, but what does this have to do with Australia?

  5. Huh? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ``make it a contempt of Parliament for broadcasters or anyone else to use footage of the chamber for 'satire, ridicule or denigration.''

    Huh? I thought the whole point of Parliament was to be ridiculed and denigrated?

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    1. Re:Huh? by JavaBear · · Score: 1

      "Huh? I thought the whole point of Parliament was to be ridiculed and denigrated"

      he he, you got that right, sadly some people take satire and satirical cartoons way too seriously.

    2. Re:Huh? by don.g · · Score: 4, Funny

      You are suggesting that Parliament may not in fact always be a place of balanced, courteous discussion and a decision-making process that involves all stakeholders in an attempt to achieve an equitable solution agreeable to all?

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    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent should be modded as insightful, not funny.

    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll make fun of your Parliament if you make fun of our President.

      Unfortunately, I don't feel like making fun of your country as it looks so much more free than ours...

    5. Re:Huh? by JudgeSlash · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should have been modded insightful. It would be quite fitting to use their own law against them for the tragic satire that is most parliamentary debates.

    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, does this mean I can't put a laugh track onto footage of Parliament? B..b..but.. they BELONG together like Lindsay Lohan and alcohol, or Paris Hilton and drunken driving, or Britney Spears and drugs, or Linux and Tux ... um, never mind. I don't quite have the hang of this satire thing yet.

    7. Re:Huh? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      You are suggesting that Parliament may not in fact always be a place of balanced, courteous discussion and a decision-making process that involves all stakeholders in an attempt to achieve an equitable solution agreeable to all? At least it sounds entertaining. The only people that can benefit from footage of the US Senate are insomniacs.
  6. Old News by Snad · · Score: 5, Informative

    Good lord, this is very old news.

    The local TV stations have already said they'll ignore it and certain politicians have already been backing down from their high horse.

    It is unlikely this "law" will have any actual effect on the satirisation, ridicule, or other general highlighting of how usless our MPs actually are.

    1. Re:Old News by Andrzej+Sawicki · · Score: 1

      Satirisation and ridicule are useless and unconstructive.
      I agree on the unconstructive part. Not useless, though. Don't know about you, but I consider making people laugh to be a good thing. Mostly. ;)

      Valid criticism in any democratic state should not be done with insult to the human dignity.
      Too bad politicians don't know that.
    2. Re:Old News by mobby_6kl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Satirisation and ridicule are useless and unconstructive. Valid criticism in any democratic state should not be done with insult to the human dignity.

      Hey, napkin-arse, guess what? You're so wrong with your statement, it almost overflows into the "Correct statements" category! Were you by chance on a re-education trip to Russia, China, or North Korea recently? That would certainly explain you idiotic attitude to the whole "freedom of expression" thingie, the whole concept of which has apparently has been erased from your memory in the Paycheck/Spotless Mind style.

      Even if satire is useless, which it is not, people in a free society are expected to be free to satirize as much as they want, even if some dumbasses in the parliament (or on /.) think it's mean to them.

      > Insulting people is not equal to criticism.

      No, but a lot fun can be had when both are done at the same time, and there ain't a goddamn thing you can do about it!

    3. Re:Old News by Teun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And satire is not equal to insult.
      In politics ridicule is often not what the other side makes of an issue, it's more often what someone makes of himself or his issue.

      Throughout history and in many nations and cultures there has been a very constructive place for satire, quite a few bad politicians have been toppled by the satire (and ridicule) their actions provoked.

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    4. Re:Old News by Merusdraconis · · Score: 1

      While the New Zealand law doesn't extend to Australia, Australian media pretty much extends to New Zealand. It'd be nice to see some New Zealand content on the Australian shows, don't you think?

    5. Re:Old News by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Not at other people's expense.

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    6. Re:Old News by mapkinase · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I think you made your point clear by insulting me without a shred of valid criticism, and an anonymous /. moderator agreed w/ you.

      Next time when government will step right on either of your dignities (left or right), think about it.

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    7. Re:Old News by mapkinase · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "Throughout history and in many nations and cultures there has been a very constructive place for satire, quite a few bad politicians have been toppled by the satire (and ridicule) their actions provoked."[citation needed]

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    8. Re:Old News by baboo_jackal · · Score: 1

      Next time when government will step right on either of your dignities (left or right), think about it.
      I usually keep both of my dignities (left or right) inside my underpants.

    9. Re:Old News by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Insulting people is not equal to criticism. Jeez, you're a moron.
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    10. Re:Old News by TechnicolourSquirrel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To agree with parent, but with a bit more politesse, insulting people and organisations is not only criticism, but it's one of the most effective forms of public criticism known to man -- which is, of course, why the NZ gov't seeks to control it. Think about why they want image satire not to happen, and you will have your answer as to why the critics love to use it: IT WORKS! The government has all the tools at its disposal to influence the public. Satire is one of the few tools the public has that is actually strong enough to fight back. Start to place controls on it, and indeed what you have is censorship that is against the public good.

    11. Re:Old News by mapkinase · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, it is not too far away from strip searching in the airports. If you rely on your underpants in protecting your family jewels, you are feeding your childhood illusions.

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    12. Re:Old News by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I agree on the unconstructive part. Not useless, though. Don't know about you, but I consider making people laugh to be a good thing. Mostly. ;)
      Yea, I know what you mean. There was this big lady and she took up most of the stairs width down at the city hall. Well, this guy who was running late for traffic court rushed around her and she lost her balance and fell down the stair breaking her arm and leg, We laughed and laughed. Is was so funny, a Blob of flesh tumbling down the stairs and grabbing for anything she could to stop her decent, I wish I had a camera. Then to end all, the guy who basically pushed her said "sorry, but if you weren't so fat" from the top of the stairs. There must have been about 20 people standing around laughing, this is something we can chuckle about for years to come.

      I dunno if you caught the attempt to show where making people laugh isn't necessarily good. Now, No one laughed at the broken arm or the broken leg, just the tumbling and grabbing of everything similar to make a comical Steve Martin/Bill Murray- SNL style fall or something. But did you ever stop to consider the feelings of the person your laughing at? And no, political humor isn't always pleasant and non damaging, it is often intended to harass of offend the person that is the subject of the satire. Just like saying New Zealanders marry sheep and using the adult sheep finder site to make the connection. It is funny to almost anyone outside the sheep..err the people in New Zealand.

      I think we need to look at how our humor effects others before making the decision to promote it. Laughing at calling NZ's population a bunch of sheep fuckers is about as bad as some of the political satires. It shouldn't be done in an honest debate. If it can be made without insulting someone then fine. But when it turns to insults, then I hope this laws comes crashing down on them.

      Too bad politicians don't know that.
      I think it is more that people don't know what they are doing hurts people in ways they don't expect. I'm not talking about hurting a goal or policy they are pushing but targeting the people themselves. From all the Satire I have seen, New Zealand is populated by a bunch of people who have monkeys running their country. And I'm wondering if that means the monkeys are smarter then the population because they get married or if they just don't care enough about how they live and interact that international opinions should be formed to this degree.

      Oh, yea, that was satire again pushing my point. New Zealanders aren't stupid people outsmarted by monkeys. As far as I know, they don't fuck sheep, and as far as I know, they aren't all assholes. But as far as I know, some people try real hard to leave you with that impression without considering the people involved.
    13. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the New Zealand law doesn't extend to Australia, Australian media pretty much extends to New Zealand. It'd be nice to see some New Zealand content on the Australian shows, don't you think? We get your cop show from Auckland. Listening to those guys trying to act tough with their Kiwi accents is fucken' hilarious.
    14. Re:Old News by baboo_jackal · · Score: 1

      If you rely on your underpants in protecting your family jewels, you are feeding your childhood illusions.
      Underpants as protection?!?! Please. My underpants are merely a convenient place to store my dignities.

      My *fists* protect them.

      Anyway, you said some things that are funny to me:

      Valid criticism in any democratic state should not be done with insult to the human dignity.
      and...

      Not at other people's expense.
      Oh my freaking god. And when I fall asleep, I think that other people ought to spoon strawberry frosting into my open, drooling sleep-mouth. I mean, It sure would be *nice*, which is the same criterion you're using to criticize public debate.

      My Word! Imagine people being *rude* to one another!
    15. Re:Old News by king-manic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am not anonymous, I agree with his very valid criticism. Satire has been one of the most effective forms of social critique. It sticks in the minds of common folk and it jabs the people in power. Is it any coincidence that only in abusive pseudo fascists states are there laws forbidding you to infringe on the "dignity" of a public figure? It's because it's effective thus they want it removed.

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    16. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah, I'm sure you would make a great comedian!

    17. Re:Old News by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      I dunno if you caught that the purpose of humor is always to poke fun at life's idiosyncrasies.

      I think it's more that people often don't realize that when other people laugh at them, it's because they're doing something that seems odd to the vast majority of people and that humor is our way of pointing that out without criticizing.

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    18. Re:Old News by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      More importantly, pumpkin brain, is the fact that what may be fine for one person is goddamn insulting to another. It's impossible to legally define an insult. Also, if it was illegal to hurt someone's feelings, we'd all be in jail, especially you! *cry*

    19. Re:Old News by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I dunno, Someone falling down some stairs because someone else was in a hurry is one of those idiosyncrasies. It does seem odd to the vast majority of people too.

      Just like calling some area a bunch of sheep fuckers because they have a lot of sheep.

      I think the point is, humor is fine and dandy until the expense of others turns into something more. You know, things like laughing at people because they are missing arms or fingers and look like a freak, going to the Special Olympics because the seats are cheaper then the local comedy club, It is all idiosyncrasies that seem odd to the vast majority of people. I guess, you should look at others and see if the point is necessary. Just because someone calls it satire doesn't mean it should be done. My guess is that other people think this way too.

    20. Re:Old News by mapkinase · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It was not always like that. When were men not pussies, when they walked freely on earth armed and dangerous, people were very polite to each other. The culture of this politeness still remains in some places in South, for example. There are many countries where human dignity is valued more than in the country of Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo... May be we, Americans, should learn self-respect in those countries.

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    21. Re:Old News by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I thought moderators are not allowed to comment in the threads they are moderating. How did you get Insightful moderation so quickly, BTW?

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    22. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As stated in this post, the media have said (and backed it up with action) that they will ignore it. For once the competing T.V. stations have teamed up and are disobeying with no action taken against them. The only broadcaster obeying this ruling is the inhouse crew that beam parliament live to the internet via http://www.parliament.nz/en-NZ/Visiting/LiveBroadc ast/

    23. Re:Old News by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      How did you get Insightful moderation so quickly, BTW?

      He did it by being insightful (and amusing at the same time).

    24. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      These two jew mouth faggots walked into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The first JMF buys the bar and doubles the price for drinks.

      Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week or until the hate speech police arrive. Try the gefilte fish, it's delicious.

    25. Re:Old News by mapkinase · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The guy claimed that he was moderating comments to this article. Do you read? Or do you read selectively

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    26. Re:Old News by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      What?! And displace good home-grown Aussie talent like Jane Campion, Sam Neill, Russell Crowe, Rebecca Gibney, Bruno Lawrence, John Clarke, Guy Pearce, etc?

      Not to mention our greats of the sporting world - Karmichael Hunt, Trent Croad, Willie Mason, et al; or musical stars like Neil Finn, Marc Hunter, Jenny Morris, Kevin Borich, etc.

      (You can have Joh Bjelke-Petersen back. We've finished with him...)

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    27. Re:Old News by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      You've never seen Shortland Street have you?

      Do it, and you'll be eating those words.

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    28. Re:Old News by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      That's reasonable.

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    29. Re:Old News by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      I was answering your second question, not your first. Do you read? Or do you read selectively?

    30. Re:Old News by baboo_jackal · · Score: 1

      When were men not pussies, when they walked freely on earth armed and dangerous, people were very polite to each other.
      I assume you're referring to cultures that have historically valued honor and respect. The reason that people were polite and courteous in those societies is due to a lack of rule of law. In feudal Japan, if you looked at a samurai cross-eyed, you'd get your head cut off. Likewise, if you were to "disrespect" a lawless gangster in America today, you could get shot.

      The consequences of such honor- and respect-bound cultures are, indeed, politeness and deference, as a result of unchecked violence. However, I think you're confused. Do you suggest that we allow people to commit murder so that we're all a little more polite?

      May be we, Americans, should learn self-respect in those countries.
      What countries are you talking about? Any country who cannot govern its citizens so that you could be murdered for being sassy? No thanks, buddy! I learned about the concepts of respect and honor from my parents as a child. The added bonus was that I didn't ever have to risk getting shot or duelled-to-death for my mistakes. Worst I ever got was a spanking.

      If the 2 possible answers for raising polite, respectful children are a semi-lawless society that enforces respect through murder, and the other is a strong family, I'll take the family-oriented one.
    31. Re:Old News by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      The reason that people were polite and courteous in those societies is due to a lack of rule of law. Wrong. It was just a law that does not suite modern "humanitarians". Duels were very regulated in XIX century. Right now a gangster can kill you because he carries a gun and I do not have a right to do so. If I would be allowed to carry a gun, concealed or not in any place in US of A, I would walk around freely in South Bronx, South East DC or South Central.

      as a result of unchecked violence It's a different degree of check. It is natural check. Surely more people will be killed in that society, which is ok for cultures that value honor more than life.

      Any country who cannot govern its citizens so that you could be murdered for being sassy? I think it is alright for people to be murdered for being sassy.

      Worst I ever got was a spanking. Your life is not over yet.

      enforces respect through murder Wrong. Through a threat of murder.

      I think every sassy or insulting or whatever person should be afraid of being killed for their filthy mouth or disrespectful talk.

      There are societies like that and people are not murdered more than in US.

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    32. Re:Old News by baboo_jackal · · Score: 1
      OK, now I see your whole point. I don't know what it says about me as a person, but I actually secretly agree with you on most of this. My favorite:

      I think it is alright for people to be murdered for being sassy.
    33. Re:Old News by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I am glad you came out of the closet with your secrets. Live a long dignified life!

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    34. Re:Old News by baboo_jackal · · Score: 1

      Indeed. My girlfriend grew up in Japan (Japanese mom, American dad (Air Force)), and she's talked about how you just don't look other people in the eyes in Japan. It's a vestige of samurai-days, but it's a biological imperative.

      You don't stare down a feral dog unless you're prepared to either kill a dog, or be maimed by one.

      It's part human psychology, part animal behavior, and part traditional common sense.

      But at least it's honest.

    35. Re:Old News by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      unless you're prepared to maul a dog.

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  7. It's NEW ZEALAND YOU ASSHAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject. Can you even read?

  8. Re:not really surprising by davidpack01 · · Score: 1

    Al Gore used the frog analogy in An Inconvenient Truth.

  9. Re:not really surprising by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    New Zealand is not apart of Australia

    With the addition of a 0x20 character you could have been exactly right.

  10. Bye bye, free speech... by JavaBear · · Score: 0

    Goodbye to our old and dear friend, Free speech, it was nice knowing you and you left us before it was your time.
    But at least you did have a good long run.
    May you rest in peace.

  11. Re:not really surprising by flayzernax · · Score: 1

    Never say never.... Its already the United States of Aristocracy now. Unless your a multimillionaire, an oil or energy company, or a fundi zealot institution good luck "lobbying" or "protecting" your rights here...

  12. Creativity required... by Bazman · · Score: 1

    The media will just have to do something like they did during the Michael Jackson trial - get a bunch of political lookalikes, build a parliament set, and then re-enact the day's proceedings. And then they can start having real fun with the politicians...

    Or build a CGI parliament. Then they could release a FPS version of the parliament and you could run round and blast your MPs to death with a BFG.

    1. Re:Creativity required... by DavoMan · · Score: 0, Troll

      You are a genius. I here-by claim your idea under the BSD license.

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    2. Re:Creativity required... by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that creating a game where you can assassinate the members of Parliament and whose map is based on the actual layout of the Parliament building won't attract ANY attention from the authorities. There's no chance that they would investigate you on suspicion of planning such an activity in the real Parliament building. It would be inconceivable (and yes, I know what that word means) that they'd treat you as though you were a terrorist. Never happen. Politicians and governments don't ever overreact like that, do they.

    3. Re:Creativity required... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      So create it somewhere in a country that doesn't give a rat's ass about the feelings of the NZ parliament?

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    4. Re:Creativity required... by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1

      A great idea! However, to give it one little tweak - I suggest re-enacting the days proceedings of the NZ Parliament using sock puppets for the MPs and related personnel. I mean, you're not using actual footage of Parliament, so it should be perfectly okay, eh?

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  13. Re:not really surprising by SQL+Error · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Australian government takes itself far too serious. Australia has some of the most draconian privacy / internet laws on the book and the populace does not doe much about it because it doesn't involve them directly (yet). Little by little freedoms are eroded.
    Uh, dude, couple of points.

    First, despite what the evidence found around Bondi Beach might suggest, New Zealand is not officially part of Australia.

    Second, draconian privacy laws are a good thing. That would mean harsh penalties for companies breaching individuals' right to privacy. I don't think this is what you meant... But it's actually pretty accurate.

    Third, on the internet laws... If you host a porn site in Australia, and someone complains, and the complaint is upheld, your site can be taken down. You are completely free to host the same content outside Australia. Australians are free to view the content wherever it's hosted. That, really, is about it.

    (Until last November I was head of tech support at a small Aussie ISP, so I have some familiarity with the laws involved.)
  14. Ultra Vires by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 2, Informative

    Attempts to muzzle the press or media have been tried before in Commonwealth countries (such as in Alberta in 1934) but those types of laws are usually refused royal assent because they are ultra vires, or beyond the powers of the government to enact such laws. In this case however, there is no legislation involved, only House rules which expire at end of the present session. So it appears they have effectively found, a way, however temporary, to do an end-run around the Bill of Rights. It will be interesting to see if other parliamentary democracies try - and get away with - the same tactic.

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    1. Re:Ultra Vires by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Attempts to muzzle the press or media have been tried before in Commonwealth countries (such as in Alberta in 1934) but those types of laws are usually refused royal assent because they are ultra vires, or beyond the powers of the government to enact such laws.

      Actually Alberta is not a Commonwealth country, it is a province within one and I believe it was 1935 and the legislation only required papers to print government rebuttals to stories which they ran (so it was bad but not incredibly so). It might have been beyond the power of the provincial government but would probably not be beyond the power of the federal government at the time just like it would not be beyond the power of the UK government. It's true there might be severe political repercussions for a government which tried to severely curtain freedom of the press but it would be legal with royal assent - it's effectively a parliamentary dictatorship.

    2. Re:Ultra Vires by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

      I assumed that many readers of this forum know that Alberta is a province in Canada (or would look it up if they didn't). Rather than presume people are ignorant and therefore need to be spoon fed information, I chose to give people some credit for what they already know or are able to find out for themselves. Besides, I didn't actually call Alberta a country, I just didn't identify it, for the above reason and for the sake of brevity, as a province. You appear to be correcting me because you incorrectly assume people (me included) don't know where Alberta is. You underestimate the readers of this forum.

      The Press Bill has it's roots with William Aberhart before the provincial election of 1935. It was passed by the legislature in 1937 and was refused assent the same year. It didn't "only" require the press to publish rebuttals of any statement critical of the government's policies and to do so using the same type face and within the same amount of space, but it also required the press to name their sources. This is not entirely dissimilar to the parliamentary rules that the government of New Zealand has adopted. The main difference is that they have managed to temporarily muzzle the media without actually passing a likely unconstitutional law.

      In any case, the actual date is not that important for the purposes of this thread. What's important is that certain laws in parliamentary democracies can be judged ultra vires and refused royal assent, and that the government of New Zealand has apparently found a way to circumvent this.

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    3. Re:Ultra Vires by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      In any case, the actual date is not that important for the purposes of this thread. What's important is that certain laws in parliamentary democracies can be judged ultra vires and refused royal assent, and that the government of New Zealand has apparently found a way to circumvent this.

      The main point I was trying to make is that they should not be called ultra vires. There are no legal limits on powers of the government and monarch in countries like the UK where there is no written constitution (and even in Canada we have the "notwithstanding" clause in the charter). If parliament passes a law and it gets royal assent it is legal so there can be no logical argument for the queen to hold back royal assent because she lacks the power to enact the law. She does. Clearly there are political limits and so this is a reasonable argument to withhold royal assent e.g. the law is clearly against the will and best interests of the people but that is not the same as lacking the power to enact such a law which is my understanding of the term "ultra vire".

    4. Re:Ultra Vires by hr+raattgift · · Score: 1

      The idea that Royal Assent could be withheld against the wishes of the Prime Minister ignores the result of the English Civil War and Restoration. Monarchs have had little scope for official political action other than on the advice of their Ministers, who in turn must have the consent of Parliament.

      The Royal Assent has never been withheld by a Governor-General of Canada acting under his or her own discretion. Every delay of the Royal Assent by the GG (and there have been none since the granting of responsible government by the UK in the 1920s) has been due to the advice of the Prime Minister of Canada, or (prior to the 1920s) the instructions of the UK Colonial or Dominion Secretary (and occasionally the UK Prime Minister directly).

      The power asserted by these senior ministers in London in colonial times was called reservation. This power is now legally extinct, since Canada has been a formally independent country since 1982. There is no "appeal to the Queen" in any meaningful sense, since the Queen of Canada is, like the Governor-General, a legal puppet of the Canadian Prime Minister, following the traditions of the Restoration.

      The Lieutenant-Governors of the various Canadian provinces still have the power of reservation, which if exercised would make a particular granting of the Royal Assent in right of the province the responsibility of the Governor-General . No Lieutenant-Governor has exercised reservation without orders from Ottawa (meaning the Prime Minister, via the Governor-General).

      Since the GG is legally an automaton doing the bidding of the Prime Minister, and the Lieutenant-Governors are appointed by the Governor-General on the advice of the Prime Minister, reservation is an important residual power of the federal government, and it was used from time to time since Confederation, but not more recently than 1961.

      The relevant constitutional authority rests in sections 55 and 90 of the Constitution Act (1867), but reservation today would create a serious political crisis, despite the constitutionality. Moreover, it is not clear that reservation is still legal, since the wording of BNA s55 says a LG "according to his Discretion, but subject to the Provisions of this Act and to Her Majesty's Instructions" may reserve a bill for the signification of the Queen's Pleasure. The Queen in Right of Canada, as a legal entity, has a statutory obligation to grant the Royal Assent automatically unless advised to otherwise by the Prime Minister. This obligation stems from documented practice and statutes like the Royal Assent Act 2002 [S.C. 2002, c. 15]. The Courts have held since the 1930s that the relinquishing of authority flows downwards from the Imperial Crown, to the Federal one, to the Provincial ones, and that therefore "Her Majesty's instructions" require Lieutenants-Governor to signify assent in all cases, unless advised to withhold it by the Premier of the province in question.

      In other words, when Canada was granted responsible government, so were the provinces. As the Governor-General of Canada since the 1920s has taken advice from (i.e., operated under the orders of) the Prime Minister of Canada exclusively, the Lieutenant-Governors should take advice only from the Premier of the province. In the early 20th century, the statutes allowed for "more senior" levels of government to overrule more local ones, and it took more than 50 years for statute to catch up with practice between London and Ottawa. It may take another 50 for statute to catch up with practice between Ottawa and the provincial capitals.

      In Canada, infra and ultra vires generally describes only legal controversy over the division of powers between the federal and provincial governments (BNA ss91-93 inter alia). Statute and regulation that is incompatible with the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms is not technical ultra vires, but section 24 of the Charter provides a very broad remedy to anyone affected by the incompatibility. The cou

    5. Re:Ultra Vires by hr+raattgift · · Score: 1

      You are right that a law is not law unless it has been given Royal Assent (and passed by Parliament), and that the term ultra vires was not used appropriately. You have some details slightly wrong, though.

      In the UK and its legal predecessors, ultra vires is an important historical element of constitutional law.

      The term describes the use of the royal prerogative (Queen in Council) in conflict with statutory authority (Queen in Parliament).

      The latter is supreme. The former may act in a manner which exceeds the authority granted by the latter, and all s uch activity by the Queen or her servants would be called ultra vires actions. This was a source of serious political and social conflict in the late 1500s and early 1600s, leading to the Case of Prerogatives (1611) [which determined that judges would decide what is and is not allowed by statute] and ultimately the events from the English Civil War to the Revolution of 1688.

      Political parties arrived in Parliament with the Restoration, and with the establishment of Ministerial accountability to Parliament, party discipline and the total subordination of the King to Parliament, the cases in which royal prerogative (which could no longer be undertaken without recommendation by the Privy Council, i.e., the Prime Minister) would seriously conflict for very with the authority granted by Acts of Parliament dwindled to nearly zero.

      (Either Parliament would issue new Acts authorizing the ultra vires actions, or the government would be obliged to resign or survive a general election on the basis of no confidence).

      There remains some residual tension between what the government would like to do via regulation that does not require explicit authorization by Parliament, and what the courts believe was/is infra vires concurrent with any controversy over authority. However, the fault line has shifted from exceeding the power granted by statute and using relinquished powers, whether they were given away by Act of Parliament, convention, or treaty.

      The final strand involving the use of ultra vires in British constitutional law is the ancient principle that new prerogative powers may not be claimed by the Crown. The Legislative and Regulatory Reform Act (2006) is at the epicentre since it may be exploited (unlawfully!) to enact secondary legislation or modify or repeal primary legislation as Ministerial prerogative. There are mixed opinions about whether the Act as passed is really able to be used in conflict with Parliament's wishes, but there is no doubt of the double-remedy (Ministerial accountability to Parliament, and the judiciary's insistence on the power of review where not expressly and clearly limited by statute).

      Next-to-finally, the term will probably see some new exercise in the sense it is normally used in federal systems (the USA and Canada, for instance) now that there is a codified division of power between the UK Parliament and each of the Scottish Parliament, the National Assembly for Wales, and the Northern Ireland Assembly.

      Finally, the constitution of Canada is not entirely contained in one document -- there are twenty-four documents (Acts of both the Canadian and UK parliaments) listed in s52(2) of the Constitution Act (1982). The courts have held that the Canadian constitution comprises several foundational documents which are also part of the unconsolidated UK constitution, e.g. the English Bill of Rights (1689) and the Act of Settlement (1701), as well as a variety of Acts which are referenced by any of the preceeding. All of these are part of the Constitution of Canada, are subject to the amending formula of the Canadian Constitution, and are co-equal with, and thus not regulated by, the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. (This was most recently in play in a case objecting to the barring of Catholics from being King or Queen of Canada, O'Donohue v. Canada, 2005 Ont. Ct. Appeal. C40337).

      The Suprem

  15. Re:not really surprising by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not surprising that he doesn't know the difference between NZ and AUS, considering that he's Norwegian. Or Belgian. Same diff. (I did a whois on zakata.com.)

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  16. MOD Parent DOWN by Don_dumb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its NEW ZEALAND not Australia you moron. Look at a fucking map.

    Sorry, I have a headache.

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    1. Re:MOD Parent DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Its NEW ZEALAND not Australia you moron. Look at a fucking map.


      Ok smartass. I've looked at the map, where is this "New Zealand" you're talking about?
      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thum b/a/a5/Map_of_USA_with_state_names.svg/959px-Map_o f_USA_with_state_names.svg.png

    2. Re:MOD Parent DOWN by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Did someone say Middle Earth?

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    3. Re:MOD Parent DOWN by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 1

      Wrong map, that one is outdated. Use this one instead: http://www.chakuriki.net/en/world/

      New Zealand (noted as NZ in the map) is in the lower right corner, just above OZ and Antarctica.

    4. Re:MOD Parent DOWN by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      While you're on your research drive, you might want to look up anchor.

    5. Re:MOD Parent DOWN by Lavene · · Score: 1

      The REAL question here is: How can we make this into a normal US bashing thread? Bashing a country on an entire different continent just feels odd...

    6. Re:MOD Parent DOWN by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      > It's NEW ZEALAND not Australia you moron.

      An easy way to remember: New Zealand is Australia's Canada.

    7. Re:MOD Parent DOWN by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      Well it's in here, near Crocodile Dundee

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    8. Re:MOD Parent DOWN by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I found New Zealand, but where the hell is old Zealand?

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    9. Re:MOD Parent DOWN by redcaboodle · · Score: 1
      I found New Zealand, but where the hell is old Zealand?

      Actually, it's called Zeeland and its a Dutch province.

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    10. Re:MOD Parent DOWN by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      What a coincidence, I am the great-grandparent and that isn't far from me either, in fact it isn't as far from Pensylvania as some people think only half an hour by car

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  17. Have the people in government gone insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is it that a person can grow up in a society of people, enter government, and then vote to enact a law that so evidently goes against the freedoms of that society?

    I understand that people in government feel some shame about their corruption and dishonesty, and would like to keep as much of their activities secret as possible, but have they lost all conscience and connection with the people? Also, do they not imagine how making certain laws might make it easier to expand the laws to the point of oppression of all?

    I am amazed and scared by the ideas that have it in to law in countries that I have long considered as ADVANCING freedom! I used to regard the US, UK, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, etc, as promoting freedom and democracy around the world, BY EXAMPLE. Now the theme seems to be "spy on everyone" and "no anonymity" for the citizens, but "forbid criticism" and "enforce secrecy" for the governments.

    1. Re:Have the people in government gone insane? by Remusti · · Score: 2, Informative
      Please don't get your facts wrong regarding our government. I don't like them very much, but fair is fair after all.

      Seeing one issue and lumping us together with other governments which have extremely repressive laws is uncalled for.

      There is no forbidding of criticism in the law. What is being banned is images taken within parliament being used for satire. Criticism of goverment policies and actions is very different. If you lived here, you would have seen the hours of satire (MP's napping, pulling fingers, swearing at each other...) which was shown both before and after the law came into affect. And what is the punishment for breaking this law? They'll ban your cameras from parliament for a few weeks. Hardly even a slap on the wrist. ALL of our major media outlets have openly said they will ignore the law, and already have.

      We have no laws which relate to your "spy on everyone, no anonymity for citizens, enforced secrecy for goverment" view of us. In fact, leadership in the opposition party changes very quickly whenever the leader starts talking about allowing things like nuclear powered vessels into our waters (see Bill English, Don Brash) . There are things we in New Zealand feel very strongly about, and the political parties back down very quickly when they come up against us.

    2. Re:Have the people in government gone insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are things we in New Zealand feel very strongly about, and the political parties back down very quickly when they come up against us.


      Wish things were like that here in the US.. sigh.

      I would say I can't wait until the 2008 elections, but you know no matter who gets it it'll be more of the same old bullshit.
    3. Re:Have the people in government gone insane? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      How is it that a person can grow up in a society of people, enter government, and then vote to enact a law that so evidently goes against the freedoms of that society?

      Uh, because they are amoral sociopaths? Modern democracy has become fine tuned to elevate the worst of the worst.

      I hear everyone debating over Obama and Hillary or Romney and Guliani.... for fuck's sake, am I the only one left who seem them for the batshit insane megalomaniac control freaks that they are?

      Those most eager (ie willing to sell out to everyone and everything to raise the crazy amounts of cash required) to become "our leaders" should immediately be locked in a lead crate and dumped into the sea.

    4. Re:Have the people in government gone insane? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I see the pro-big-government liberals have gotten modpoints today.

      If you like big government and high taxes so much, why are you complaining about Bush? You expect to pay high taxes and actually get something useful for it, instead of a needless war? Keep dreaming.

  18. Re:not really surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Third, on the internet laws... If you host a porn site in Australia, and someone complains, and the complaint is upheld, your site can be taken down. You are completely free to host the same content outside Australia. Australians are free to view the content wherever it's hosted. That, really, is about it.

    Actually I'm australian and you might want to read up on what happens. Here ISPs can take any of your details and use them how you like. The government can ban any sites it wants to, based on any content, and it is up to ISPs to do so. Doesn't matter if it isn't technically possible, the ISPs must comply and if they fail they're shut down by constant recursive fines. This week it's government satire, next week it'll be criticism of the government, the week after that nobody will be able to mention the name "haneef" without their packets going missing in the ether.

    And the worst bit is ISPs aren't legally allowed to say a damn thing about it, which is why you'll find they're so quite about it.

  19. Who is going to police it? by marcovje · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (obligatory 1984 reference)

    Who is going to police it? The newly set up Ministry of Truth?

    1. Re:Who is going to police it? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      I think that would be more the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Love. On the other hand, I don't think New Zealand is even in Oceania[1], much less in Airstrip One, so things may be a bit different there.

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    2. Re:Who is going to police it? by novakreo · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, I don't think New Zealand is even in Oceania[1], much less in Airstrip One, so things may be a bit different there.

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  20. a sign of weakening democracy by petes_PoV · · Score: 5, Insightful
    By coincidence, there was a programme on TV yesterday about the origins of democracy (in Athens, 400BC). One point that came across strongly was that when democracy is strong, states are willing to put up with more criticism.

    As democracy weakens, states clamp down on their critics and introduce more extreme punishments for transgressors.

    This sounds like a good example of this kind of action - sadly it seems to be getting more common across the world, not just in NZ.

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    1. Re:a sign of weakening democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is today called democracy in ancient Athens would be called elected dictatorship.

    2. Re:a sign of weakening democracy by mapkinase · · Score: 0

      I think you are confusing criticism w/ insults.

      Last 10 scientific conferences I attended, I do not remember anyone standing up and saying, "Hey, Dr. Dumbledokey! You are moron!" or passing caricatures in the lines.

      When people start respecting the dignity of other people, it will work both ways. The dignity of a human being needs to be restored. It would be better to start w/ laws protecting ordinary folks, but it's for a penny, it's for a pound.

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    3. Re:a sign of weakening democracy by turgid · · Score: 1

      Last 10 scientific conferences I attended,

      Science is science, no matter who "says" it. Politics, on the other hand is largely subjective and has very little basis in objective reality.

      That is why politicians must continuously be subject to correction by people whom they serve.

    4. Re:a sign of weakening democracy by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      In a commentary about some forgotten 19th century Czarist-era Russian novel I read years ago the writer described how the government censors forced the author to remove a reference to a picture or painting of the czar (IIRC) hanging on a character's wall as being 'disrespectful'. It amazed me at the time how far we'ld advanced. Obiously there's no shortage of people who want old times returned.

    5. Re:a sign of weakening democracy by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I do not mind correction or any criticism if it does not take insulting offensive character. Once your criticism is precise and on the money there will be no place for insults.

      Insults are for girls. Boys smack the opponent in the face or kill him.

      Insults denigrate both insulter and insultee.

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    6. Re:a sign of weakening democracy by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      Insults are for girls.

      Which is an insult. Better change into your dress, girly-man. :)

    7. Re:a sign of weakening democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      boys may smack them in the face, but men let silly little insults slide.

      Which are you?

    8. Re:a sign of weakening democracy by Nizer · · Score: 1

      How's this for a precise piece of criticism? Your statement that "insults are for girls" labels you both a sexist and a hypocrite.

      And yet I still find room for an insult: you're also a moron.

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    9. Re:a sign of weakening democracy by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      There is no little insults. If the words of the person could be dismissed it is not insult. It is up to a insultee to take it as an insult or not. If he takes it as an insult, he punishes the insulter in a honorable way (not by insulting back). If not, he ignores the person.

      Did I answer your question?

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    10. Re:a sign of weakening democracy by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I am not addressing any particular person by my words. Second, girls are emotional and more prone for insults by the female nature, so they should not take it as an insult, but try to overcome the difficulties of their gender.

      As for your last statement. If you would told me this face to face, I would make a roastbeef out of you. But you seem to be vocal in the virtual world.

      Now go away.

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    11. Re:a sign of weakening democracy by Nizer · · Score: 1

      I will go away. Anybody who can justify insulting whole segments of the population - in your case, the female gender - while apparently abhorring individual criticism isn't worthy of my time.

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  21. self-parody by belmolis · · Score: 1

    Those New Zealand MPs really have a sense of humour. This is self-parody.

  22. Re:not really surprising by mabinogi · · Score: 1

    Your understanding of Australian law seems to have come only via Slashdot headlines - whether you're an Australian or not.

    And it still has nothing to do with this article.

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  23. Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm still trying to figure out how we could blame this on Bush...

    1. Re:Hmmmm by innerweb · · Score: 1

      I think most people have a much easier time if you put $neocon or $religious_freak in place of Bush. Then you have your choices from people who say God wants someone assasinated to God told to me to invade to God says "Drink the koolaid." Then, you will find it much easier to find a fitting $person to be blamed.

      Making the assumption of course that @religious_freaks are the exception in the group of @religious_people.

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      • Develop a sense of humor, that thing called laughter is scientifically *proven* to be good for you.
      • Lighten up, it is better to laugh with than to only be laughed at.
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  24. Redundant laws are bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely the anti-bestiality-porn laws already prevent TV networks from using footage of the NZ parliament, in any manner?

  25. Re:not really surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sigh, when do Americans learn the difference between Aristocracy and Nobility?

  26. Most local New Zealand media sickens me by jesterzog · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a New Zealander I've found this very disappointing. Normally I associate New Zealand as having a very open and non-corrupt national government with an open information policy (written into law through New Zealand's Official Information Act), and without too many layers of bureaucracy. I'd much rather have an environment where the media is free to take what pictures they like. To put it in context though, the main section of New Zealand's television media, which is most directly affected by this, really is hopeless. Personally I think the un-professionalism of many of the journalists has really encouraged parliament to add some limitations, appropriate or not.

    There are only two major providers of television news in New Zealand -- one state-owned (TV1) and another private (TV3, owned by CanWest). Neither actually invests in quality journalism any more. They invest in news that can double as entertainment to sell commercials in a prime-time entertainment slot. The way they advertise their own news programmes makes this obvious, and on television there's no alternative. TV3, in particular, spends a lot of time trying to stress how much better it is than TV1. Any story that has anything to do with that is promoted to the front of its bulletin.

    Most reporters are young and inexperienced, with the experienced journalists having either lost their jobs, retired or moved overseas for better opportunities. A lot of reports seem to be more about making sure people know who the reporter is and adding superlatives, annoying clichés, metaphors, and background music that just distract from the actual information. The only reason I bother to watch locally produced television news programmes in New Zealand these days (with a few exceptions) is to get some pictures, but I cringe at the commentary that comes with them. Many of those who are left have an attitude where they like to claim they're hugely important, but in general they're not actually providing quality journalism to back it up. I've found it quite sickening watching this whole thing play out, because the media that's kicking up such a storm isn't actually demonstrating that it's worthy of the right it's wanting.

    I'm quite amazed when I flick over to BBC and see something like Hard Talk, which is just amazing in comparison to what we have locally produced. I really wish we could have that kind of quality in a local production, but I suspect the country just isn't large enough to have the resources for a reliable media.

    If you are in New Zealand, try listening to MediaWatch on National Radio (or stream it if you prefer). Personally I think it's one of the most insightful commentaries on the New Zealand media available. (The show on 1st July actually covered this issue.)

    1. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by nickgrieve · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hear hear!

      I have had to stop watching the 6pm news. All it does is make me angry, I end up exasperated near yelling at the screen "This is not news!!, of all thats going on in the world today,.. you give us fluff!"

    2. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > There are only two major providers of television news in New Zealand -- one state-owned (TV1) and
      > another private (TV3, owned by CanWest). Neither actually invests in quality journalism any more.

      Wait, did you just use the phrase "quality journalism" in the same paragraph with "television news"?

      Okay, I'm not from that part of the world, so maybe in New Zealand this juxtaposition makes some kind of sense that I can't understand, but around here (Ohio), putting those two concepts together is just absurd. Actually, just using the phrase "quality journalism" is a bit on the absurd side all by itself.

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    3. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by kiwimade · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the heads up on MediaWatch, I'll check it out asap.

      And I agree with your other comments. Over the last few years I've watched our two main media stations fire experienced reporters, while the remaining continue to produce stories filled with sourceless assertions. And as far as pictures go, most stories these days are just the reporter talking into the screen. I stopped watching One News because I got sick of seeing that girl with too much mascara filling the camera.

      The media here is reporting more and more "meta media" where stories are primarily about themselves. When this satire law became news last month, all the stations spent a good portion of their TV time over the following WEEKS talking about it and themselves.

      A tip for NZers: Try to watch Prime's news at 5.30. At least they only have 30 minutes, so most of the filth stories are filtered out.

    4. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      There are only two major providers of television news in New Zealand -- one state-owned (TV1) and another private (TV3, owned by CanWest). Neither actually invests in quality journalism any more. They invest in news that can double as entertainment to sell commercials in a prime-time entertainment slot. The way they advertise their own news programmes makes this obvious, and on television there's no alternative. TV3, in particular, spends a lot of time trying to stress how much better it is than TV1. Any story that has anything to do with that is promoted to the front of its bulletin.

      Most reporters are young and inexperienced, with the experienced journalists having either lost their jobs, retired or moved overseas for better opportunities. A lot of reports seem to be more about making sure people know who the reporter is and adding superlatives, annoying clichés, metaphors, and background music that just distract from the actual information.


      This EXACTLY mirrors the situation in bulgaria (we have two private TV-s NTV and BTV, and one state: Channel 1, but that's all the difference).

      Looks like the market in a small country simply provokes this kind of TV today. I've always been amused how people say "I've stopped watching TV completely". I mean: you can't stop watching TV completely right?.. Wrong. As I also did 4-5 months ago.

      It's a mix of stupid game shows, women talk shows, cheap soap operas, and pseudo-news (indeed they keep putting their journalist prizes and tv rating statistics in the news every second week. It's hilariously stupid), not worth watching.

    5. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by michaelnz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm an American who has been living in New Zealand nearly 4 years now. I watch a fair bit of television here and I can say have lived in both the states and here that New Zealand television news is many times better than American TV. There's a bit of fluff and the a few annoying personality driven pieces but compared to American local and national news it's amazingly well done. Both TVNZ and TV3 compete to have news that's informative and entertaining and generally they do well. Stories aren't limited to national concerns and international news is featured prominently, something that never happens in the states.

      Things aren't as bad as they could be, trust me, we've got it good here compared to the states.

    6. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by DavoMan · · Score: 1

      I have actually spotted car advertisements in 3 news, presented as articles. I couldn't believe my eyes.

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    7. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in Canada and Canwest sucks here, too.

      A TV station and both of the only daily newspapers in our city are from Canwest, also. Talk about media concentration - the editorial pages in the newspapers aren't even written by the editors, they are written *for* the editors by the owners of Canwest.

      Canwest sucks donkey balls.

    8. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      As a New Zealander living in the USA (3yrs), I agree with everything you've said.

    9. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by ABCC · · Score: 1

      Wow, Hardtalk?! I find that one of the most dispicable/vile propaganda shows on the BBC. Their questioning goes right along 'the party line'. It even follows an amusing pattern: people who are critical of the government or the powers that be have their credibility undermined in the opening few minutes, are allowed to attempt to get their point across albeit whilst being heckled with the same vacuous agitprop questions in the middle section the show. The final segment involves summing up the conversation whilst repeating the same pathetic criticism again no matter whether or not those criticisms have been thoroughly debunked by the interviewee. If the interviewee threatens to pull the rug out from under the host with whatever is the realistic answer they'll swiftly change the topic or throw in some negative references. In the case of them interviewing a government official or some such it's the exact opposite. They'll ask a few mildly criticial questions, the most caustic of which will be about halfway through, but you can guarantee the host will do their damndest to avoid asking the one or two questions that everyone would really like to be asked. Softtalk would be a better name for it in this case. Hardtalk is glitzy but pandering agitprop that not critical/quality reporting, far more so even than regular BBC reporting. The way it's presented makes it quite insidious, all I can suggest is you try to catch an episode where you know the subject matter and person being interviewed well and you'll see what I mean.

    10. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Normally I associate New Zealand as having a very open and non-corrupt national government... I think that's just normal patriotism.

      "I'm not aware of any significant/recent examples of $COUNTRY's government being inept or corrupt, therefore it must be a beacon of hope in the world."

      We get that all the time in Canada.

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    11. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by Snad · · Score: 1

      There are only two major providers of television news in New Zealand -- one state-owned (TV1) and another private (TV3, owned by CanWest). Neither actually invests in quality journalism any more.

      Having lived in NZ for 35 years now I can say with some certainty that they never did. The TVNZ news used to be better in the sense that it used more material from overseas sources. The real problem is that as NZ has grown bigger, and certain parts of its community (especially the politicians) have become rather too obsessed with refuting the old cultural cringe and showing the world that NZ is important, there has become less reliance upon overseas sources and more reliance upon NZ's own "journalists". The problem being that NZ is far too small to supply and support a decent number of journalists and none of them even know what "investigative journalism" actually means.

      So what we end up with is the score of some rugby match headlining the news, followed by some not even thinly veiled Maori Party advertisement (Tini Molyneaux, TV1), a couple of "our policitians are lazy wankers" snippets showing the latest trivial mud-slinging nosense to be taking up parliamentary time, some fluff about Oscar the death-predicting cat, and a badly edited 20 second collection of pieces from "around the world" (ie whatever they could get off the satellite feed that had burning buildings in it). All that comes to 30 minutes, less advertising breaks. Then there's half an hour of sport "news".

      This is all about the same investment as they ever made - since the NZ journalists were always limited to this kind of nonsense anyway. It's just that there's less of the real, imported, stuff to fit around it.

    12. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      Having lived in NZ for 35 years now I can say with some certainty that they never did.

      Thanks for confirming this. I've only lived here for 27 years, and I've had my suspicions.

    13. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      Wait, did you just use the phrase "quality journalism" in the same paragraph with "television news"?

      Thanks and I can appreciate where you're coming from. The only reason I brought up television news as an issue is because it's the television journalists who are most affected by this ruling to restrict what they can show (on TV) of what's going on in New Zealand's parliament.

      Previously, they could show politicians swearing at each other, sleeping during sessions, making rude gestures to each other, and whatever else didn't look good for the politicians. Personally I think it's bad that these restrictions are being imposed, because I like to be able to see who's paying attention to what and how people are acting in parliament. There are some situations where it's a very significant issue.

      That aside, the television media frequently goes out of its way to abuse its privileges, often showing things out of context and for no reason other than getting ratings at the expense of conveying accurate news. I don't agree with the restrictions being imposed, but it's no surprise given the way they act.

    14. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      "I'm not aware of any significant/recent examples of $COUNTRY's government being inept or corrupt, therefore it must be a beacon of hope in the world."

      Fair enough if you want to think that, but I still disagree. NZ rates first equal on last year's Transparency International Corruption Perceptions index.

      We definitely have immature politicians, including ones who act badly, try to cover things up, and whatever else, but the design of the system makes covering things up hard to do. If journalists, opposition politicians, or random people on the street, suspect politicians or government entities of something, there are lots of avenues for them to seek further information.

      Government entities are required (by law) to provide any information requested of them by a citizen, unless they can specifically justify why it shouldn't be provided... and then they have to convince an ombudsman that it's justified. (Here's a more complete discussion in a Sydney Morning Herald journalist's weblog.) The whole environment leads to government departments that have an entire culture of transparency, and of publication whenever possible rather than withholding information whenever possible, because it's just a whole lot easier that way. It also means that politicians who try to manipulate the system don't tend to stay around very long.

      But yeah, if it's revealed one day that New Zealand has a closed an corrupt national government, I'll be happy to withdraw my statement.

    15. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      Fair enough and thanks for the comment. I haven't seen HardTalk a lot, but I've enjoyed what I have seen. We just don't get anything like that in New Zealand.

    16. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by godglike · · Score: 1

      Though it catches a lot of flack in Britain, the BBC funding model is brilliant for producing quality television. Because they don't sell ads, and are paid for by the government, but have commercial competitors, the BBC constantly has to be RELEVANT.

      Whether or not they get funded or made commercial is regularly debated so they need to be able to point to instances where the BBC is meeting and exceeding the commercial channels. And since political and public debate never centres on just how funny Dom Deluise is, they have to do something more cerebral

      That means they can't just go for popular tv, or educational programs but balance between them and add social commentary and cultural promotion. It has to be a reflection of everything Britain is and desires to be, or it would be shut down.

      I wish we, NZ, had made TVNZ into the same thing and left TV3 to show lame American game show rip-offs.

    17. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

      Good God man, a long comment and no wasted words, this is /. you should know the rule is the longer the comment the less value you should deliver, repeat yourself talk in circles. leave insightful for those with less verbose comments. :-P

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    18. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I watch a fair bit of television here and I can say have lived in both the states and here that New Zealand television news is many times better than American TV.

      Talk about damning with faint praise...

    19. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by ABCC · · Score: 1

      Aye, it's still better than a kick in the teeth, I must confess to watching it regularly. It's atleast 50% good, the guests they get are the ones one would generally like to see and most are media savvy enough to get their point across despite the incessant heckling (or fawning) by Stephen Sackur.

    20. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by jesterzog · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have to admit that regardless of what else they churn out, the BBC's produced some of the best television journalism I've seen. My favourite example is a 1981 Horizon interview with Richard Feynman. The entire clip (about an hour from memory) is just Richard Feynman continuously talking about his ideas and his life. No screen-time at all was wasted in showing an interviewer. Someone was obviously behind the camera to ask questions and guide topics, but those parts were edited out.

      Granted that he wasn't a hostile interviewee which would (usually) make things more difficult, but I can't imagine ever seeing anything that even approaches that in local television.

    21. Re:Most local New Zealand media sickens me by ABCC · · Score: 1

      Old horizon is indeed great television, as are their BBC Nature programmes for example. It's just their news and current affairs division that galls me really, highly overrated stuff. If all you can get is BBC Prime or World it's worth visiting mvgroup.org and thebox.bz. Most all the shows broadcast by the beeb that are worth seeing are 'broadcast' there, including as I'm happy to note that Richard Feynman interview on mvgroup (thanks for the tip of it's existence, I'm looking forwards to watching it).

      As for seeing TV of that quality produced locally, I guess if 'genius' is a term reserved for hookers and props then you're out of luck :D

  27. In this case, perspective is useful. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What New Zealanders say about themselves is often much stronger than anything Jon Stewart says. Stories about New Zealand on Slashdot all seem to give the impression that N.Z. is a country like the United States. Actually, only 4 million people live there, so it is more like a city in the U.S. than the U.S. itself.

    Anyhow, apparently some New Zealanders think that N.Z. has an exaggerated self-importance. So they joke about their country. For example: Adult Sheep Finder "New Zealand's #1 Internet Dating Site". (The site is partly a reference to the fact that raising sheep is the main agricultural activity in New Zealand; although there are only 4 million people, there are 60 million sheep.)

    I doubt the N.Z. parliament will stop "satire, ridicule or denigration". In fact, the idea is absurd. Remember, the story Alice in wonderland was partly a parody of the English king and queen, when saying negative things about the monarchy was illegal. That was in England, and it is sometimes said that New Zealanders are "more English than the English".

    1. Re:In this case, perspective is useful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Americans don't have a problem is exaggerated self-importance?

    2. Re:In this case, perspective is useful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The media have already effectively told the politicians where they can stick this as they will still report as they see fit, rather that the way the filth in the House wants it to be reported.

    3. Re:In this case, perspective is useful. by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are only 6 million sheep. 60 million would be pretty amazing.

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  28. Are you sure this law is legal? by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It sounds rather satirical itself. The mere mention of it could get you locked up.

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    1. Re:Are you sure this law is legal? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > It sounds rather satirical itself. The mere mention of it could get you locked up.

      Upon a closer reading, it's not as extreme as it sounds. If I understand correctly, they're not telling you what you can say about Parliament or what political opinions you can express. They're just controlling what you can do with real footage taken inside their actual Parliament.

      It's still pretty dumb, but not as repressive as the raw headline makes it sound.

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  29. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After reading about some of the nonsense going on in other countries lately living in the US doesn't seem so bad anymore :)

  30. News? by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is news? Handy rule of thumb: If you're three days behind the Daily Show in covering a news item, you've probably lost the right to describe that story as "news".

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    1. Re:News? by deniable · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but we don't get Thursday's Daily Show until Monday in Oz, so they're ahead for us.

  31. From the Horses Mouth... by dickko · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's the actual link to the order in question:
    http://www.parliament.nz/en-NZ/PB/Debates/Debates/ b/2/0/48HansD_20070628_00000893-Standing-Orders-Se ssional.htm

    Basically, this is a sessional order, and will be reviewed after the next election, if not sooner. Based on current popular opinion, it won't last...

    Methinks this was introduced because, as others have pointed out, it's much easier for New Zealand's TV stations to fill the 10 minutes between ad breaks with name-calling and napping politicians than it is to actually do some proper journalism. Seriously, the journalism here is so pathetic; with this order in place, TV3's "political editor", Duncan Garner, is screwed.

    Also, what Jon Stewart did on the Daily show, as far as I can tell, isn't in breach of the order. Satire of the politician is fine, however showing images of them picking their nose isn't...

    1. Re:From the Horses Mouth... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Satire of the politician is fine, however showing images of them picking their nose isn't...

      I don't understand your statement in this context:
      2.Coverage of proceedings must not be used in any medium for--

      satire, ridicule or denigration
       


      Satire looks to be a no-go, and the farting would appear to fall under this as well.

    2. Re:From the Horses Mouth... by dickko · · Score: 1

      Satire looks to be a no-go, and the farting would appear to fall under this as well.

      You do realise that the fart noise was added by the Daily Show, don't you?

      From what I gather, the images themselves cannot be used for satire. Satire of the politicians, while using perfectly acceptable images, is fine.

      Interesting that the media didn't comment on the increase of powers that they have now. For example, it was previously illegal to splice "reaction" shots while the speaker was talking. This is now acceptable behaviour (read "Television coverage rules" number three). Also, if you look further into the bill, you will see that even Dr Cullen admits that "The matters around satire, ridicule, and denigration I think will need to be watched carefully and interpreted carefully, and not interpreted in a foolish or unnecessarily restrictive fashion.".

  32. Just to Godwin this thread... by Hannah+E.+Davis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm presently in the middle of reading an English translation of Mein Kampf. Earlier tonight, I got to the part where Hitler talks about the dangers of "freedom of the press" -- he rants at length about the need to control it completely, and to stop it from poisoning the state with lies and digging up dirt on even the most noble politicians.

    Needless to say, while I am well aware that NZ can hardly be compared to Nazi Germany, I found this news quite disturbing.

  33. The site linked is NSFW if your co-workers are ... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I forgot to say that the linked web site is NSFW -- if your co-workers are sheep.

    Also, the result of the N.Z. parliament making criticism illegal will be that the criticism becomes much, much worse. Tthe old rules were not followed, either. Quote from the article: "However, the old rules were frequently breached, as the media often used wider-angled shots or published photographs of MPs napping, reading comics, eating lollies, and in one notable case, giving another MP the finger."

  34. And Australia was like by stomv · · Score: 1, Funny

    WTF?^^ mates

    1. Re:And Australia was like by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      Dude,
      I don't think we can really comment here in Oz.
      Just have a look at the law which covers the the land know as the Parlimentry Triangle.

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  35. Re:not really surprising by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Aristocrats are the ones who have no money, right?

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  36. Its still legal by Bazar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just to clarify something
    Its still legal to make satire, and ridicule politician. You just can't use footage taken from inside the Beehive (The New Zealand parliament)

    So making fun of them, while using footage of them outside is perfectly legal, and i belive thats how the Australians have adapted the most part.

    I am however greatly bothered by the fact that this is what i consider abuse of power, and rather nasty form of censorship of the actions of our goverment.

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    1. Re:Its still legal by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      Its still legal to make satire, and ridicule politician. You just can't use footage taken from inside the Beehive (The New Zealand parliament)

      I'm really curious about what would happen if someone tried to do this internationally. For example, if the Daily Show in the US put together a satire of the New Zealand parliament, and then one of the writers, producers, or actors ended up travelling to New Zealand. It would be a very interesting international incident if they were arrested.

  37. One National Party News. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Remember when we used to joke about TVNZ news as being "BBC One News" due to it being heavily Brit-oriented? How I miss those naive and innocent days! It all turned so sinister.

    Ever since Prime Minister Helen Clark made the hideous error of criticising the NZ$800,000-per-year Saint Judy Bailey was paid by the state broadcaster for reading from a teleprompter and making 'News Faces', TVNZ has been out to get her. (And Labour out of power.)

    The disgusting and overtly pro-National Party stance TVNZ took during the last election was unforgivable. They were in effect campaigning for them. And they are still doing it.

    Big Money Corporate Media...gotta love it. Not.

    1. Re:One National Party News. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The disgusting and overtly pro-National Party stance TVNZ took during the last election was unforgivable. They were in effect campaigning for them. And they are still doing it."

      Funny, I avoid TV1 news because I find it so pro-Labour.

  38. Contrmpt of parliament by Timtheenchanted · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is all pretty meaningless as the vast majority of New Zealanders have nothing but contempt for parliament. The TV news organizations, including the state broadcaster, have indicated that they will ignore the legislation.

  39. Re:not really surprising by Morky · · Score: 1

    Ok, now that was funny.

  40. He's actually right... sort of. by jonadab · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's true that a free press _is_ dangerous. He was right about that much. It causes all kinds of trouble.

    However, a free press is nonetheless less dangerous than a government that controls the press -- as he himself proved to anyone who was paying any attention whatever.

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  41. Re:not really surprising by deniable · · Score: 1

    You might want to check your geography. To help you understand find photos, preferably nude, of Helen Clark and John Howard. Compare and contrast.

  42. Re:not really surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Australian government takes itself far too serious.

    In 2015, when the Kiwi campaign of terror commences with a second-hand nuke being smuggled into Sydney Harbour onboard a sheep carrier, everyone will be asking the same question - "why do they hate us?"

    Your post pretty much answers their question.

  43. Outlaws by dtobias · · Score: 1

    If you outlaw ridicule of parliament, then only outlaws will ridicule parliament!

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  44. NZ is a state of Australia by labnet · · Score: 1

    Its NEW ZEALAND not Australia you moron. You do realise that New Zealand is a state of Australia, in the Australian constitution; it just has not been ratified. http://www.aph.gov.au/senate/general/constitution/ preamble.htm see section 6
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    1. Re:NZ is a state of Australia by novakreo · · Score: 1

      Its NEW ZEALAND not Australia you moron. You do realise that New Zealand is a state of Australia, in the Australian constitution; it just has not been ratified. http://www.aph.gov.au/senate/general/constitution/ preamble.htm see section 6 Read the damn thing properly. New Zealand will not be a state of Australia until both Parliaments agree to it. Don't hold your breath.
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    2. Re:NZ is a state of Australia by Remusti · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That is interesting, considering we became a seperate colony in 1840 (no longer administered as part of New South Wales).

      Wikipedia tells me also that New Zealand decided against joining the Commonwealth of Australia in 1901, and instead changed from being a colony to a separate "dominion" in 1907, equal in status to Australia and Canada.

    3. Re:NZ is a state of Australia by Rupert · · Score: 1

      And if we do, we should be at least two states.

      North Island: human population 3,148,400, land area 113,729 km
      South Island: human population 991,100, land area 150,416 km
      Tasmania: human population 489,600, land area 68,401 km

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    4. Re:NZ is a state of Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tasmania: human population 489,600, land area 68,401 km 99.9% of whom are inbred hicks

  45. Re:not really surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You might want to check your geography. To help you understand find photos, preferably nude, of Helen Clark and John Howard. Compare and contrast. I'd hate to think what little difference between them there might be. That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
  46. Does New Zealand Have a Version of the Daily Show? by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

    If so, this law would put them right out of business!

    Laws like this are SO wrong.

  47. i thought NZ was a decent democratic country by unity100 · · Score: 1

    after this charade i dont know what to think or say

    1. Re:i thought NZ was a decent democratic country by Rupert · · Score: 1

      Then I'll tell you. You should say nothing, and you should think that you're not going to change your opinions of a country based on an obscurely-sourced, month-old story on Slashdot.

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  48. Pretty big difference, actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Helen Clark has balls; John Howard doesn't.

    1. Re:Pretty big difference, actually... by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      That's not quite true. John Howard has balls; black, shrivelled, and old, he takes them out of a small wooden box he keeps on the mantlepiece of Kirribilli House and waves them in your face when he needs a national emergency to prop up his election chances.

      You're thinking of Kevin Rudd...

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  49. YouTube law by oohshiny · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This sounds like a YouTube law. These politicians are scared of appearing in public with "macaca" and "tubes":

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=r90z0PMnKwI

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=f99PcP0aFNE

    and the remixes...

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=EtOoQFa5ug8

    Well, one might say that sound bites are not a fair way of characterizing the entire work of a politician. I think they are right: with Stevens and Allen, the rotten attitudes seem to go far deeper.

    Laws like this aren't going to be very effective, but these people are running scared.

    1. Re:YouTube law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds like a YouTube law. These politicians are scared of appearing in public with "macaca" and "tubes"

      Just wait until someone puts together a "New Zeland Stole The Precious Thing" flash.

  50. probably not aimed at TV stations by oohshiny · · Score: 1

    I suspect that laws like this aren't aimed at TV stations, who really have never been able to afford to antagonize or expose politicians too much. I suspect laws like this are aimed at people publishing things on YouTube: viral videos and all that. It may be designed to make people think twice about making fun of their politicians.

    1. Re:probably not aimed at TV stations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wrong. This is New Zealand - we are ranked ninth in press freedom. It is quite squarly aimed at mainstream media - television and print.

      It's the other way around here - the policiticans cannot afford to antagonise the media. MMP ensures party strenghts in parliment are on a knife-edge, and the third parties have a very real presense.

      Your average New Zealander is of the opnion that our policians don't need the help of the media to look stupid.

      (Just the other day, one of them was shown by the media to be outright lying to them and to the public. The media based pressure is so strong, he's been kicked out of his party - I can assure you Prime Minister Helevonivich wouldn't have done so if it was't for media pressure.)

  51. So Glad I'm Livin' in the U.S.A. by flyneye · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wow,poor kiwis! I can't imagine life without the ability to contemptuously ridicule the Democraps and Republican'ts of the congress and senate.Or the right to own a gun in case we decide to revolt and start anew.

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  52. It may be influenced by recent BBC failures by Flying+pig · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Over here in the UK we have been finding out just how much our national broadcaster has been lying to us. In particular, how during the miners' strike in the 1980s the order of footage was reversed to suggest that miners had attacked police, when the exact opposite was the case (the police baton charged a picket line.) We are also finding out just how broadcasters and newspapers have been lying by association - deliberately waiting for a politician to, say, yawn and then using the picture to suggest that he was asleep during a debate. I am no fan of Bush but it is obvious that the US press does exactly the same, trying to get photos of him looking like a chimpanzee.

    This is we the people being manipulated by professional liars. It seems to me that the NZ parliament has every right to demand that footage of its debates not be manipulated to suggest things that are not true.

    Interestingly, a recent opinion poll in the UK suggested that younger people are less worried about media distortion of public events and people. I suggest this is a mistake. They should be. They have the least political power, the least share of the national wealth. Allowing people who are mostly rich, overentitled middle aged white males to foist lies on them by distorting apparent photographic footage suggests that, at the very least, compulsory reading of _1984_, the history of the 1920s in Russia and history of the 1930s in Germany should be considered.

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    1. Re:It may be influenced by recent BBC failures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they reverse the film? surely that would mean the Police would look like thy were running from the strikers?

    2. Re:It may be influenced by recent BBC failures by itsdapead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Over here in the UK we have been finding out just how much our national broadcaster has been lying to us. In particular, how during the miners' strike in the 1980s the order of footage was reversed to suggest that miners had attacked police, when the exact opposite was the case (the police baton charged a picket line.)

      Not sure where the miners strike comes in to the current kerfuffle: there has been a recent storm-in-a-teacup about a slightly misleading trailer for a documentary that purported to show the Queen throwing a hissy fit. There has also been the startling revelation that competitions using premium rate phone lines exploit the gullible and vulnerable (NB: the independent broadcasters have been caught red-handed bending the rules too).

      Call me cynical - but the shocker for me is not the revelations about the deceptive practices of the broadcast media, but how many people (including media and politicians, not just the blokes down the pub) are acting all surprised about it! People should get their heads around the fact that mass-media journalism is about telling a story - and any resemblance between that story and the truth is a happy coincidence.

      I'm pretty sure that the one thing the BBC are not is party politically biased - they seem to attract equal flack from all sides of the political spectrum. While they were (allegedly) manipulating that footage of the miners to show a pro-government message, they were also (e.g.) doing a pretty good job of evading the govrenment's attempts to censor the IRA. Ask a Thatcherite what they think of the BBC and you'll almost certainly hear terms like "liberal elite", "political correctness" and "left wing bias". The BBC journalists do like nailing political scalps to the mantlepiece, but I see no clear preference for red scalps over blue ones.

      The trouble is with bias is that you tend to ignore it when the story you hear matches your own beliefs. Also, bear in mind that the current "BBC on the ropes" story is one that many elements of the UK media - including the Murdoch-owned press - are very keen to believe. The real disappointment with the BBC is that while the commercial outfits have an excuse for chasing the lowest common denominator, the BBC could be so much better.

      (As for the miners strike - you have a bunch of angry/scared miners on one side, a bunch of angry/scared police on the other side. Both groups would have included a handful of testosterone poisoning victims angling for a fight. Any ensuing violence was the joint responsibility of the two egomaniacs exploiting these groups for their own political ends. A couple of decades down the line, with the political map rewritten anyway, we should be worrying about not allowing such a situation to happen again - but that's tricky and complicated and doesn't contain a good enough story. So we argue about who started the inevitable fight.)

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    3. Re:It may be influenced by recent BBC failures by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, a recent opinion poll in the UK suggested that younger people are less worried about media distortion of public events and people. I suggest this is a mistake. They should be.

      With respect, it's necessary to put this in context by first studying whether younger people (whatever that entails) have ever been worried about media distortion in the past. You could be onto something, but it might just be that people become more concerned when they grow up and start actually caring about things.

      Who ran the poll, and what has it been used to suggest?

  53. So where can I get some? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    So where can I get some footage from NZ? I have a sudden need to create some satire.

  54. Re:not really surprising by JonathanR · · Score: 1

    Belgian? Is he somewhere near Austria? Near the Harbour Bridge, and all...

  55. Hmmmm. by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if USA would allow a reporter or somebody to be extradited from here to NZ over this? It goes against the very grain that we use to stand for. But with us asking for other countries to send us those who have committed IP issues, would we hand stewart over if he continues to lampoon NZ?

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    1. Re:Hmmmm. by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      With a smile on their face. Heck, we'd put him in a Syrian prison if he was a little browner.

    2. Re:Hmmmm. by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder if USA would allow a reporter or somebody to be extradited from here to NZ over this? Considering the USA (or the *AA) got Sweden to enforce a law that doesn't exist there, I wouldn't be surprised if the USA extradited someone to New Zealand for a law that isn't enforced there.

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    3. Re:Hmmmm. by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If that person isn't a citizen of NZ or claims to be a political prisoner, I doubt they would extradite.

      That being said, We should note that there is a difference between stealing IP and general theft or some violent act and politically motivated crimes that are both non violent and don't rise above issues of speech. It is in international law that the US agreed to where they are supposed to offer safe harbor from people like this. Typically, it has been done with countries who are hostile to the US or our allies but there is nothing to suggest we would be any different. Especially considering NZ's position on the war in Iraq.

    4. Re:Hmmmm. by UncleTogie · · Score: 5, Informative
      Here, from the US-NZ extradition treaty:

      Extradition shall be granted, in accordance with the provisions of this Agreement, in respect of the following offenses:
      1. Murder; attempted murder, comprehending the crime designated under law in the United States as assault with intent to commit murder.
      2. Manslaughter.
      3. Aggravated wounding, injuring or assault; wounding or injuring with intent to cause grievous bodily harm.
      4. Unlawful throwing or application of any corrosive or injurious substances.
      5. Rape; indecent assault; sodomy.
      6. Abortion.
      7. Unlawful sexual acts with or upon children under the age specified by the laws of both the requesting
      and requested parties.
      8. Procuring sexual intercourse.
      9. Willful abandonment of a minor under the age of six years when the life of that minor is or is likely to be injured or endangered.
      10. Bigamy.
      11. Kidnapping; child stealing; abduction.
      12. Robbery; assault with intent to rob.
      13. Burglary; housebreaking or shopbreaking.
      14. Larceny.
      15. Embezzlement.
      16. Obtaining property, money or valuable securities by false pretenses or by conspiracy to defraud the
      public or any person by deceit or falsehood or other fraudulent [*3] means, whether such deceit or false-
      hood or any fraudulent means would or would not amount to a false pretense.
      17. Bribery, including soliciting, offering and accepting.
      18. Extortion.
      19. Receiving and transporting any money, valuable securities or other property knowing the same to
      have been unlawfully obtained.
      20. Fraud by promoter, director, manager or officer of any company, existing or not.
      21. Forgery, comprehending the crimes designated under law in the United States as the forgery or false
      making of private or public obligations and official documents or public records of the government or
      public authority or the uttering or fraudulent use of the same; uttering what is forged.
      22. The making or the utterance, circulation or fraudulent use of of counterfeit money or counterfeit seals
      and stamps of the government or public authority.
      23. Knowingly and without lawful authority, making or having in possession any instrument, tool, or
      machine adopted and intended for the counterfeiting of money, whether coin or paper.
      24. Perjury; subornation of perjury.
      25. False swearing.
      26. Arson and damage to property, utilities, or means of transportation or communication by fire or ex-
      plosive.
      27. Any malicious act done with intent to cause danger to property or endanger the safety of any
      person in connection with any means of transportation.
      28. Piracy, by statute or by law of nations; mutiny or revolt on board an aircraft or vessel against the au-
      thority of the captain or commander of such aircraft or vessel; any seizure or exercise of control, by force
      or violence or threat of force or violence, of an aircraft or vessel.
      29. Malicious injury to property, comprehending willful damage to property under New Zealand law.
      30. Offenses against the bankruptcy laws which are punishable by more than three months' imprisonment.
      31. Offenses against the laws relating to the importation, exportation, supply, or possession of narcotics
      including dangerous drugs; abetting offense against corresponding law in another country.
      32. Unlawful obstruction of justice through bribery of judicial officers; corruption and bribery of heads
      of government departments or members of the Congress in the United States, or Ministers of the Crown
      or members of Parliament in New Zealand; corruption and bribery of law enforcement officers or government
      officials; fabrication of evidence; conspiracy to bring false accusation; corrupting juries
      and witnesses by threats, bribes, or other corrupt means.
      Unless they REALLY try to stretch number 32 here, my guess would be "no", although IANAL.
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    5. Re:Hmmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Borat must be quaking in his boots

    6. Re:Hmmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      28. Piracy, by statute or by law of nations; mutiny or revolt on board an aircraft or vessel against the au- thority of the captain or commander of such aircraft or vessel; any seizure or exercise of control, by force or violence or threat of force or violence, of an aircraft or vessel.
      I better destroy those copied DVDs then. Arr!
  56. Bad Parent! by smchris · · Score: 1

    A person hears a lot of good things about New Zealand but also that it sways perhaps a little paternally authoritarian in being too politically correct and "protective". All debatable within the range of democratic practice but when the elected leaders put themselves above scorn that's a bit sinister.

    More work for cartoonists and comedians? There's a radio show in the U.S. with skits by "Drunky McPukeShoes" which everyone understands is former Senate Majority Leader Tom DeLay. The MPs might be getting more than they asked for?

  57. English isn't your first language then? by Flying+pig · · Score: 1

    I wrote: "the order of footage was reversed". That means that different bits of filming were shown out of order, not that the film was reversed. I suggest you learn English a bit better before posting about English syntax in future.

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    1. Re:English isn't your first language then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, chill out, I'm quite prepared to belive that this is something the bcc would do, but had never heard it before. Since you replied to a fairly straightforward question with paranoid insults I've got to assume you are makeing this up.
      I would love to see some evidence for this, are us "non english" types allowed to see it or are we to swarthy?

  58. Left & Right extremism by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

    This is an excellent example of why extreme left (Australia, in modern times) or extreme right (Germany, in history) politics are very, very bad things.

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    1. Re:Left & Right extremism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an excellent example of why extreme left (Australia, in modern times) or extreme right (Germany, in history) politics are very, very bad things. On what basis do you consider modern Australia to be an example of the extreme left?
    2. Re:Left & Right extremism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an excellent example of why extreme left (Australia, in modern times) or extreme right (Germany, in history) politics are very, very bad things. On what basis do you consider modern Australia to be an example of the extreme left? No answer? I thought so. TFGeditor, you're talking out your arse.
      Just so you know, a conservative government has been in power here since 1996.
  59. Not cynical but perhaps working for the BBC by Flying+pig · · Score: 1
    This post so exactly matches other stuff heard from BBC people that I guess you may well work for the Corporation.

    I am not silly enough to believe the BBC is a conspiracy, but I do know it is manipulated by its staff to support their own agendas. One example was the way that a Dimbleby appeared to be able to affect BBC coverage of the Bath bypass so that the interests of the families who were being affected by the traffic on the A4 (in the days of leaded petrol) got little hearing, simply because Dimbleby's view from his house would include the new road. If BBC staff were held to the same interest declaring standards as MPs, that couldn't have happened.

    More recently, the BBC apparently did no background checks on a commissioned programme for Panorama in which the seller of, basically, tinfoil hats and fake radiation detection equipment was allowed to allege at length that radiation from 802.11 devices and cordless telephones was dangerous. On Channel 4, an equally untrustworthy programme was made claiming that global warming was a myth, again with no checks or balances. A recent opinion poll suggests that public confidence in the BBC has dropped.

    Finally, on the evidential side, the fact is that the BBC did reverse the order of the footage, showing miners throwing stones followed by a police baton charge. Your attempt at exculpation is vacuous, which is why I think you must work for the BBC. It is admitted that the order of events was reversed, and this was therefore a lie. It is a matter of great public interest whether the police actively provoke violence. Years after a similar event in Wiltshire involving the police and travellers, there is still a committee in existence to deal with police/traveller relations, purely because a member of the aristocracy actually witnessed the events and testified in court. Flannel about the essential hopelessness of trying to establish cause and effect merely tries to obscure the fact that the BBC critically failed in its duty to speak truth unto nation.

    The answer, of course, is that the BBC has to remember Douglas Adams' comment - that the BBC and the commercial channels are not in the same business. The job of commercial television is to deliver viewers to advertisers, and I hope it fails. The job of the BBC is to deliver content to licence payers. Its duty is to us, not even to the government. Most licence payers are of a generation that expects a degree of truth in broadcasting, and we have a right to expect it. The BBC needs to clean up its act, and ask the Government to change the rules by which it is expected to rely on outside suppliers with no tradition of public service (such as that pool of exploitative excrement Endemol.) And governments have the right to expect that footage of their own deliberations is not modified and selectively distorted to misrepresent what happens, whether it be by Fox News, the BBC, or some Ann Coulter lite with a video editor and the ability to post to YouTube. Rory Bremner sending up politicians is clearly satire. Modified footage of actual parliamentary sessions is misrepresentation. The line should be quite clear.

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    1. Re:Not cynical but perhaps working for the BBC by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      If BBC staff were held to the same interest declaring standards as MPs, that couldn't have happened.

      [narrowly avoids tea/keyboard accident]
      I don't work for the BBC. Are you an MP by any chance? If so, what's the going rate for a Peerage nowadays?

      The trouble is we're so seduced by images. The phrase "the camera never lies" must be the most inaccurate aphorism in history and should be expunged from the language - the camera always lies and always has done. It is in the nature of photographers, cameramen and film editors to re-arrange time and space to tell a story - if they didn't do that they wouldn't be able to do their job. The only possible solutions are:

      1. To ensure that all future events of political or historical significance take less than 40 seconds, occur within the field of view of a single, fixed camera and that only one person talks at a time, or
      2. for the audience to become more critical and never to rely on a single source.

      So, we have a media that routinely and uncritically presents junk science as fact, lousy interviewers that ask politicians stupid "when did you stop beating your wife" questions and always pick the subjects that will have the loudest rows over those that might engage in some sort of useful debate... and nobody says anything, but splice two 10-second video clips of the Queen in the wrong order and bingo! Even you decided to pick up on a 20-year old controversy based around one short film clip rather than the Panorama debacle (well, it would have been a debacle if it had made it on to the "news agenda").

      When the dust clears, the BBC and other broadcasters will doubtless have some shiny new lip-service guidelines on editing footage and using phone-ins, which will fail, because whichever way you turn it editing is misrepresenting reality and using premium-rate phone-ins does create a conflict of interest for producers.

      Meanwhile, the BBC may be a million miles from perfect, but its better than Murdochvision - so if you want to knock it, knock it for something that matters today.

      Rory Bremner sending up politicians is clearly satire. Modified footage of actual parliamentary sessions is misrepresentation.

      ISTR that Bremner often uses modified footage of actual parliamentary sessions in his satire... Any editing could potentally be characterised as "modification" if the "victim" didn't like the result.

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  60. Self-satire? by benhocking · · Score: 2, Funny

    Has no one considered the possibility that Parliament themselves are merely engaging in self-satire? That's the only way I can make sense of this...

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    1. Re:Self-satire? by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      Odd thing is, I vaguely remember a case - maybe 20 years ago now - brought against a broadcaster (TVNZ? Though it may have even been the old Television One / TV2 days) for breaching the old rule.

      If I'm remembering correctly, the broadcaster was able to prove in court that what they broadcast was a true and accurate representation of a particular debate in parliament, and the case was quietly dropped...

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    2. Re:Self-satire? by benhocking · · Score: 1

      It'd be great if some intrepid New Zealander brought this to Parliament's attention.

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  61. No one in N.Z. kills other people as gov. policy. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1, Funny

    You said, "And Americans don't have a problem is exaggerated self-importance?"

    Are you implying that, if I say one thing is true, then therefore you assume I think all other things are false?

    No one in N.Z. kills other people as part of U.S. government policy. I wouldn't say that some of those in power in the U.S. government have "exaggerated self-importance". I think it is more accurate to say they are extraordinarily arrogant to the point that their arrogance is crippling mental illness. See George W. Bush comedy and tragedy and Coups Arranged or Backed by the USA. Sadly, those in power in the U.S. government believe that it is okay kill for profit.

  62. Medicating the symptom by ArhcAngel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is just another attempt to medicate the symptom (dissent) instead of addressing the disease (apathy, corruption, disillusionment) which is a MUCH bigger issue. I'll forgo the soap box but we as a world are heading for a Roman Empire type meltdown on a global scale if we don't start appreciating what we do have instead of whining about what we don't. The world will never be perfect but it's still pretty dang amazing.

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  63. Summary overreaches reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "NZ MPs Outlaw Satire of Parliament
    Posted by kdawson on Sunday July 29, @04:45AM"

    "New Zealand's Parliament has voted itself far-reaching powers to control satire and ridicule of MPs in Parliament"

    No, they have voted to make it a crime to use footage of parliamentary debates for satire or ridicule. They have not outlawed satire, and they have not voted themselves far-reaching power to control or ridicule it (unless you say that the primary and vital component of parliamentary satire is specifically these broadcasts, in which case the powers would be far-reaching, but it's difficult to argue that they are). What you can still do is draw satirical cartoons and make whatever claims about them you want - what you can not do is broadcast a parliamentary video that has been manipulated and lip-synced to make the representative say "I like licking GWB's brown bunghole" or "I'm really just taxing the rich to buy myself a better looking wife".

    A question for the Slashdotters: Who is acting most immoraly; a decision-making organ that affects a number of people and does not publish to these either word records or televised records of their debates, OR, a decision-making organ that affects a number of people and publishes word and visual records of their debates BUT makes it a crime to use these for ridicule and satire?

    If you are concerned about liberty: How about the other things that are de facto illegal to discuss in media? So long as there are plenty of issues and angles that can't be described in media without serious repercussions, I fail to be concerned about yet another one. Wake me when there's a slanted and satirical discussion between genetics and behaviour.

    1. Re:Summary overreaches reality by dafing · · Score: 1
      Thats a very good point. A lot of The Daily Show, which I love to watch EXCEPT FOR WHEN ITS MAKING FUN OF MY GOVERNMENT, seems to make fun of silly things that they take out of context to make a big deal. I'm sure there's many politicians who have a "kick me" sign stuck on them because of the show.

      Sorry, wish I still had mod points.

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  64. Re:not really surprising by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Yes there's some truth there, but like NZ'ers it just encourages us to take the piss to a higher level. Don't underestimate public ridicule as a good "leveler", remeber Pauline Hanson was laughed out of politics first, and thrown in jail later. Little Johnny has told so many fibs that they (like the US Administration) are butt of all jokes, and the ridicule is not restricted to their own country (do a simple "bush" or "john howard" search on YouTube and then play spot the serious one).

    Do you ever sit up and watch the parlimentry broadcasts, I do sometimes and it's as boring as dogshit - but a great "sleeping pill". We are very much like the US in that we have a bad case of ADD when it comes to politics, however I think our collective "bullshit detector" seems to work ok - except for this guy(NSFW). He once stood for election on a country party ticket and now has a radio show dedicated to inciting race riots amoungst teen gangs. Problem is, his is the "most popular talk show" in Sydney, so naturally all the pollies line up to get on his show, which in turn makes his the most popular show...., you can see where I'm going.

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  65. baseless assuption by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    Your opinion seems to be based on the assumption that a politician is imbued with even a modicum of dignity. Mouthing lies for money pretty much proves they are totally lacking in the attribute.

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    1. Re:baseless assuption by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Only when dignity of every human being is protected (not only those you like), it is real establishment of its value

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  66. Copying the US? by eagl · · Score: 1

    That sounds similar to law enforcement agencies in the US claiming that citizens videotaping uniformed cops making routine traffic stops in highly public areas is a violation of homeland defense security laws.

  67. Why? by PPH · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they can't stand the competition.

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  68. Re:not really surprising by LocalH · · Score: 1

    No, Aristocrats are the ones who fuck and suck and fist their wife's neck.

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  69. Re:not really surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its funny how not apart and not a part are two totally different things :)

  70. You live up to your name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're really some dumbass, aren't you?

    1. Re:You live up to your name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you didn't like the point did you?

  71. Unfortunate, but not serious by Louis+Guerin · · Score: 1

    The media are blowing this out of all proportion. That's fair and reasonable - it's their job. But as a political scientist and media analyst in New Zealand, I think it's important to note a few things here.

    1. For one thing, this is not a law, it's a sessional order - the sort of thing parliaments enact all the time for all manner of arbitrary reasons. Breach of a sessional order constitutes `contempt of parliament' - the sort of thing for which you would typically get ejected from the galleries and perhaps prevented from returning for a while. The offence *does* carry more severe penalties for extreme cases, however there is no indication those would apply in this case (especially since the judiciary in NZ is genuinely and thoroughly independent of the legislature).

    2. The order was passed by a *vast* majority of the parliament (without looking it up I believe six of 121 MPs voted against it) and is very much in line with regulations in other parliamentary democracies, including those in Australia and Great Britain. The order *does not* restrict satire, ridicule or denigration - it simply precludes the use of *parliamentary footage* from being used in such

    3. The parliament, upon passing the order, acknowledged that the measures will be seen as unreasonable, and assured the public and media they would interpret the rules `liberally' and would review them if any major friction came up.

    4. Most media in NZ (particularly TV3, but even the state broadcaster TVNZ; and all the radio networks except Radio New Zealand) are quite explicitly anti-parliament (not implying that they are anti-government partisans - just unjustifiably critical of parliamentarians in general). This is part of the `bah, humbug' discourse of New Zealand politics which is quite well documented here and elsewhere. Again - this is the media's job, to criticise elected representatives. However the balance has in the past couple of years moved away from criticising substantive policy content to various `personality wars' and other such trivia, which gives quite a poor image of what is actually a fairly well-behaved and civilised chamber by most international standards.

    5. The new regulations *do* in fact liberalise reporting rules in parliament, in addition to making available a free high-quality video feed of all proceedings to anyone who wants it. The video feed is also much *less* strict in what it can sho - previously only the member with the `call', currently speaking, could be shown - this made it very hard to track who was speaking to whom and to get a feel of the overall debate. The new regulations allow for contextual coverage of other members or the house in general, as appropriate. This is actually a major improvement over the past.

    6. The main thing for all those people who think the sky is falling to remember here is that neither the government nor the opposition stand to gain much from this regulation, but they DO stand to lose a great deal in terms of public confidence if it is too strictly enforced. New Zealand has a very strong tradition of satire which will continue unabated, and woe betide any politician who seeks to restrict that.

    All that said, I think passing the sessional order was unwise - as I said, it gains parliament little and could potentially cost it very dearly in terms of public confidence. It plays into the hands of a significant but vocal minority of alarmist nutters in the New Zealand political-media economy (people like Lindsay Perigo and John Banks) who take every perceived imposition of government authority as an indication that Stalinism is just around the corner. This is very far from the case, but such beat-ups sell air time and column inches. But as other posters have noted - the New Zealand media has pledged to treat the order with the satire, ridicule and denigration it so richly deserves.

    L

    1. Re:Unfortunate, but not serious by Petrushka · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the informative comment: it's more than what I've heard on the news. However, you understate the gravity of the issue in a couple of respects:

      1. Your second point, first sentence, is not relevant. Rules that restrict what use people can make of parliamentary material do not suddenly become good just because everyone else is doing it.

      2. Your third and sixth points miss the point. We've seen in other countries what can happen, and more to the point, what does when rule-making bodies make draconian rules, with the apparent intention of not enforcing them harshly. What happens? They transform over time into catch-all rules that cover far more than their original scope. That this is just a parliamentary regulation, not a law, makes that less of a worry, but the point is no one should be cultivating bad habits. And regardless of the extent to which it's enforced, the culture the rule is trying to create is a revolting one. Parliament should be the one place in the country that is more open to general inspection and comment than any other place.

    2. Re:Unfortunate, but not serious by Louis+Guerin · · Score: 1

      "1. Your second point, first sentence, is not relevant. Rules that restrict what use people can make of parliamentary material do not suddenly become good just because everyone else is doing it."

      I agree in principle, but the argument here is that this constitutes `international best practice'. You can debate whether that is truly the case, but the invocation of international precedent in other legitimate democracies makes it clear that the regulations are not simply a capricious abuse of power and authority, as `far-reaching powers' seems to imply.

      "2. Your third and sixth points miss the point. We've seen in other countries what can happen, and more to the point, what does when rule-making bodies make draconian rules, with the apparent intention of not enforcing them harshly. What happens? They transform over time into catch-all rules that cover far more than their original scope. That this is just a parliamentary regulation, not a law, makes that less of a worry, but the point is no one should be cultivating bad habits."

      This is a slippery-slope argument, and would have some merit if the ultimate arbiter of the regulations were not an independent judiciary. Two other vitally important factors act as a brake on the slope: firstly, a very strong and free press in New Zealand which takes every opportunity to pan politicians for anything at all - and rightly so. The first government to try a frivolous prosecution on this matter (aside from being laughed out of court) would suffer such severe media backlash that the second point would come into play: the electoral system. This regulation was voted in with broad cross-party support; however within a few days of passing the major opposition party and one of the minor parties withdrew their support for the regulations. Now the two major parties are in a no-win situation: whichever one chooses to prosecute would very likely hand the electoral balance of power to the other in ~14 months. The race is already very tight indeed.

      "And regardless of the extent to which it's enforced, the culture the rule is trying to create is a revolting one. Parliament should be the one place in the country that is more open to general inspection and comment than any other place."

      I do agree with this, and most wholeheartedly with the closing sentiment. However I think it's very important to not oveerreact, and to focus criticism on issues of real policy importance, rather than symbolic issues.

      Campaigning on policy is valuable participation in democracy; campaigning on symbolic issues lends itself to propaganda.

      Cheers,
      L

    3. Re:Unfortunate, but not serious by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Right. We're basically in agreement, I'm just a teeny bit more paranoid about the matter than you .. hopefully this will all become a moot point soon, anyway, since it seems that the National party is about to do a flip-flop (how uncharacteristic! /sarcasm) on their support for the rule ...

      (I shouldn't complain about flip-flopping: after all, representing the interests of NZers is their job. Under the circumstances, not changing their minds would be a bigger problem!)

  72. I dunno what to say by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how to respond this law...

    Oh wait- yes I do. With a satircal video of New Zealand's Parliament.

    Power to the people, my Kiwi brothers.

    1. Re:I dunno what to say by kitanai · · Score: 1

      I know what to say. As a New Zealander I am ashamed of this law. We used to be one of the most democratic and least corrupt countries in the world. Every day, we move a little further away........

    2. Re:I dunno what to say by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

      You and us Americans both. Solidarity, brother.

  73. Blockquote by Agarax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Between Skippy the Boy President, Darth Shooter, Pinched Face Nancy "No Really, I'm not a Communist" Pelosi, Hillary "I'm going to ignore the fact that I've been cuckholded so I can win the Grand Chancellorship...er...Presidency" Clinton, we have lots to ridicule and show contempt for.

    I'm certainly no fan of Hillary but I'm trying to figure out why she is singled out for contempt and ridicule here- for being cheated on by a spouse and then having the gall not to retire from politics because of it? No idea WTF your point is with Pelosi.


    What the parent was trying to do is something rarely seen on slashdot: making fun of both sides of the aisle.
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    1. Re:Blockquote by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      What the parent was trying to do is something rarely seen on slashdot: making fun of both sides of the aisle.

      That doesn't excuse you from writing nonsense.

    2. Re:Blockquote by be-fan · · Score: 1

      And I suppose we should give equal time to both sides of the "does 1 + 1 = 2" debate?

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    3. Re:Blockquote by idontgno · · Score: 1

      That doesn't excuse you from writing nonsense.

      Yeah, I thought the "Skippy" and "Darth" things were a bit over the top too.

      You see? Here in America, you can find ANYTHING to satirize. And, by and large, you won't go to prison for it.

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  74. Re:He's actually right... sort of. by Kjella · · Score: 1

    However, a free press is nonetheless less dangerous than a government that controls the press

    A government that controls the press is almost without exception a government that doesn't want there to be any other voices. Religion? From Stalin to China to Iraq dictators don't like religion. Nor do they like commerce making a voice which is why facism (cooperation) or communism (expropriation) to silence them. The one voice is government, and you will hear and obey.

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  75. any comments from the indigenous population? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    Cuz I'm pretty sure Merry and Pippin would not be pleased by this...

  76. Re:not really surprising by SQL+Error · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually I'm australian and you might want to read up on what happens. Here ISPs can take any of your details and use them how you like. The government can ban any sites it wants to, based on any content, and it is up to ISPs to do so. Doesn't matter if it isn't technically possible, the ISPs must comply and if they fail they're shut down by constant recursive fines. This week it's government satire, next week it'll be criticism of the government, the week after that nobody will be able to mention the name "haneef" without their packets going missing in the ether.

    And the worst bit is ISPs aren't legally allowed to say a damn thing about it, which is why you'll find they're so quite about it.
    Every part of this is a lie. Well, okay, it's possible you might really be an Australian. Every other part is a lie.

    I was head of tech support for a small Australian ISP for years. There are strict privacy regulations covering what you can and cannot (mostly cannot) do with user data. There are no regulations requiring ISPs to restrict access to web sites. Nor is there any technology in place to enforce such a thing at a national scale.

    Here's a good summary of what the laws actually say.

    Websites hosted within Australia can be the target of a take down notice if they are rated X or RC (refused classification) by the OFLC (censors).

    Websites hosted outside Australia can be rated by the OFLC as well. In this case, they cannot be the target of a take down notice because the ABA has no jurisdiction. Instead, the site is added to the lists provided by companies producing internet filtering software. Internet filtering software is installed by the user, and is not required by any part of the legislation.

    From that page, here's a list of the actual responsibilities of ISPs:

    Under the Codes, ISPs and ICHs have the following obligations:

    (a) Take reasonable steps to make sure children do not become internet subscribers without the consent of an adult.

    (b) Encourage subscribers who are commercial content providers to label content that might be unsuitable for children.

    (c) Advise subscribers who are commercial content providers about their legal responsibilities in relation to content.

    (d) Inform users about ways they can supervise and control their children's access to internet content.

    (e) Help subscribers block unwanted and undesirable email.

    (f) On becoming aware that an ICH is hosting prohibited content, advise them about the prohibited content.

    (g) Provide Approved Filters for subscribers in Australia at a charge determined by the ISP.

    (h) Take reasonable steps to inform subscribers of their procedural rights to complain to the ABA about online content.

    The extent to which as an Australian ISP you are required to filter content? You have to tell your customers that content filtering software is available, and you have to sell such a program to your customers on request. (You can do that via a third-party; you don't have to stock the software yourself.)
  77. Utterly misleading by kaffiene · · Score: 1

    The headline is utterly misleading. The parliament did NOT outlaw satire. Firstly, because it's not a law, it's a sessional arrangement (relating to how sessions of parliament are run) and secondly, because it ONLY relates to the usage of parliamentary footage, not satire in general.

    There used to be NO footage at ALL of parliament - this is an improvement.

    What's more (and what's worse) is the issue at hand is not satire of government, but the misuse of parliamentary footage to be deliberately misleading about what politicians said or did in parliament. One of the central requirements of democracy is that debates be fair and informed and allowing the media to mislead the public is quite contrary to that aim.

    The politicians are not in the wrong here, its the media outlets who are more interested in selling copy than reporting the news that should be criticised.

  78. Re:not really surprising by kayditty · · Score: 0

    And an 0x2e.

  79. Re:He's actually right... sort of. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    It's true that a free press _is_ dangerous.

    The fact of the matter is that either the government controls the press or the press controls the government.

    "He who has the power to destroy a thing controls that thing"

    I bet that every major press corporation in any given 'democratic' (I prefer the term 'mediacratic') nation has some secret dirt filed away on every major political player in that nation ready to roll out and destroy those politicians (or their cronies) should push come to shove.

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  80. Use your vote! by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

    New Zealanders should use their votes to oppose this. Let it be know that you will not vote for people who pass this sort of nonsense. At least in New Zealand your votes count for something. Here in the UK we don't have Proportional Representation and my vote (like hundreds of thousands of others) goes straight down the loo.

    1. Re:Use your vote! by Louis+Guerin · · Score: 1

      New Zealanders should use their votes to oppose this. Let it be know that you will not vote for people who pass this sort of nonsense. At least in New Zealand your votes count for something. Here in the UK we don't have Proportional Representation and my vote (like hundreds of thousands of others) goes straight down the loo."

      So, since all parties bar one supported the regulations, you advocate that New Zealand should elect the Green Party to government - a party which believes, among other things, that lowering the age of suffrage to 16 is a good idea?

      Talk about throwing out the baby with the bathwater. Recourse to the electoral system is the second of the four canonical boxes to be used in the defence of liberty; I think this is the sort of trivial rule which will be changed if the first box is used sufficiently.

      L

  81. Felony? by Velocir · · Score: 1

    "but the threat of felony contempt is new." What? We don't even have a class of criminal offending in New Zealand called felony... I don't even know what the distinction in America is. Also, Parliament has already backed down on this, they changed the wording to include "misrepresentation for satire..."

  82. Re:not really surprising by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

    Well the consitution of Australia does list New Zealand as one of the orginal states.

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  83. Re:not really surprising by miskate · · Score: 1

    Not quite. The Australian Constitution lists New Zealand as one of the possible sources of colonies that could become states and then says "'Original States' shall mean such States as are parts of the Commonwealth at its establishment.". New Zealand wasn't part of the Commonwealth at its establishment.

    At the time of the Constitutional Conventions in the late 19th century it did seem more likely that New Zealand would become a state than West Australia.

  84. Such OLD news by grolschie · · Score: 1

    Over a month ago (26 June 2007), this decision was made.

    On 6 July 2007, one of the 2 major politic parties decided to rethink the ban after media companies gave the NZ parliament the finger.

    Over 3 weeks later, after talkback radio and online discussions have done to death, it gets posted to Slashdot.

  85. Re:not really surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to rub salt into the open wounds the nz government has decided to spend $4 million ($nz) on setting( $2 million a year to run )up a in house government TV station to broadcasts the debating floor excitement. This too will be edited to remove any unwanted humor/sarcasm/jokes/mp's sleeping in the house or picking there noses. expected viewing audience = 4. People who watch the tv test pattern = 430.

  86. Selective Enforcement by netsun7 · · Score: 1

    Of course this law will be widely ignored, except that its a handy tool for any politician to use should an opponent get too pesky and threaten his position.

  87. Re:The site linked is NSFW if your co-workers are by martijnd · · Score: 1

    I do not see why people actually get upset about this. How you ever seen dynamic democracy in
    action? Taiwan does a great job of making sure that it is #1 all the time.

    Taiwanese parliament discussion, round #3

    Yawn. Giving another MP the finger, falling asleep, that is just for countries where being an MP means skipping PE at school. Lazy overpaid gits.

  88. Re:not really surprising by nickrout · · Score: 1

    Parliament traditionally did not allow photos or filming. When they allowed that in, they said "you can film us under certain conditions, including conditions about the dignity of Parliament" (yeah right). However if anyone thinks that the fact that media cannot make satirical use film of parliamentarians misbehaving implies that satire is dead in NZ they are wrong. Facelift is on TV1 tonight, and undoubtedly will be repeated via your favourite p2p program in due course. http://www.gibson.co.nz/production/entry/facelift/ about

  89. Re:No one in N.Z. kills other people as gov. polic by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Dude.

    If they do kill people, it would be part of N.Z. government policy anyway.

    Sheesh.

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  90. Like your pizza hot? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    In New Zealand, you can order pizza from Hell.

    1. Re:Like your pizza hot? by Meski · · Score: 1

      Greed looks safe enough. Add anchovies and chilli though

  91. Click the link to see who is evil. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    As in, "Hell. Too good for some evil bastards." Click the link to see who is evil.

  92. Re:not really surprising by flayzernax · · Score: 1

    The term aristocracy refers to a form of government where power is held by a small number of individuals from an elite or from noble families. Only this elite is allowed to compete for power and to hold the most powerful positions in state. The transmission of power is often hereditary. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristocracy In regards to my post, Busch Sr, Jr, and Jeb Busch qualify as Aristocracy as far as I'm concerned, I live in Florida, and I only recently was freed from bondage under Jeb and put back into bondage with his close cousin Christ. Aristocracy also tend to hold most of the wealth in the country since they hold all of the power in the country. They are also closely allied with very wealthy tradesmen such as Bill Gates and Houses such as House Haliburton or House Ratheon. Alas if we only had House Atreides to set us free from the despotic rule of House Busch and his legions of Fundamentalist Sardukar Troopers.

  93. My source is the New Zealand government: by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    My source is the New Zealand government: In 1988 there were 64,600,000 (64.6 million) sheep.

    It's somewhat unlikely that someone who demonstrated a strong interest in New Zealand, and some knowledge of the country and the culture would be completely wrong, off by a factor of 10.

  94. monopoly by gentooligan · · Score: 1

    "New Zealand's Parliament has voted itself far-reaching powers to control satire and ridicule of MPs in Parliament" Doesn't want competition.
  95. Google News Watches You Sleep by Shihar · · Score: 1

    Stories aren't limited to national concerns and international news is featured prominently, something that never happens in the states.

    While I am no fan of Americans news, I imagine that a large part of this is due to the fact that 'national' news for the American crowd covers over 300 million people while national news for NZ covers 4 million people. The result, unsurprisingly, is that a lazy ass national news programs in the US has a few thousand affiliate news stations to dreg up crappy national 'news' (OMG!!! PARIS IS IN JAIL!11!!!1!!) while NZ has only a handful (OMG!!11!! SOME DUDE FUCKED A SHEEP!!!!). I am not saying it is a happy state of affairs, but it isn't a terribly surprising one.

    For me personally, you need to put a gun to my head before I will watch national American news. God gave us Google News for a reason... or maybe it is the other way around... whatever the case, with the Internet these days there is no excuse for watching such crap.

  96. Correction: by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Should have said, "No one in N.Z. kills other people as part of government policy."

    1. Re:Correction: by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Probably..

      I was just being picky.

      If there is money to be made- people will be killed. I assume people have been killed in N.Z. but maybe I'm just jaded by the U.S.

      Stephen

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