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FCC to Develop 'Super V Chip' To Screen All Content

An anonymous reader writes "The Senate Commerce Committee has stepped in and approved a legislation asking the Federal Communications Commission to 'oversee the development of a super V-chip that could screen content on everything from cell phones to the Internet.' Since the content viewed by children is no longer restricted to TV or radio Sen. Mark Pryor, D-Ark., the sponsor of the Child Safe Viewing Act, feels that the new law is necessary. 'The bill requires the FCC to review, within one year of enactment, technology that can help parents manage the vast volume of video and other content on television or the Internet. Under the 1996 Telecommunications Act, TV makers are required to embed the V-chip within televisions to allow parents to block content according to a rating system.'"

408 comments

  1. Why not... by deftcoder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why not just turn your children over to the government when they're born?

    Parents today obviously have ZERO interest in spending time with their children and monitoring their activities and habits.

    This is ridiculous.

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    1. Re:Why not... by darjen · · Score: 1

      Why not just turn your children over to the government when they're born?
      All your childrens are belong to us!
    2. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did parents EVER have interest in spending time with their children? Not to say they don't care about and love them, but your kids aren't your friends, let them do what they want, don't for them into 'family activities' just so you can make your dull suburban life feel like its worth something. Furthermore what child wants to spend time with their parents??

    3. Re:Why not... by Notquitecajun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the kids' daycare.

    4. Re:Why not... by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Parents today obviously have ZERO interest in spending time with their children and monitoring their activities and habits.

      Being that I am finally of the age where my friends and co-workers have young children and I myself may soon have a child, I am noticing more and more the teaching and parenting skills that people have.

      Now, I am continuously out and about and watch the result of poor parenting when the little bastard bites your leg but recently I have been noticing a backlash against this. Parents are starting to spank their kids again (in public no less, the horror!), sternly talking to them instead of baby talk and asking what their true feelings are, and generally raising children that aren't going to run out in the middle of the street and then stare at you like it was your fault that you almost hit them.

      What this is, aside from the vocal minority of those parents that are still parentally retarded, is the politicians doing everything they can to create more censorship and centralized control under the guise of saving the children. If anything, these people aren't bad parents because they can't control their brats, it's that they can't control their government.

      Not controlling the government is far more scary than some little shithead not getting to watch Denis Leary call someone a fucking cocksucker and talk about his erection likelihood on Rescue Me.

    5. Re:Why not... by zebslash · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know also parents that work 10hour/day (and more with sometimes 2 jobs) just to afford the rent, the daycare of their child and basic needs. Not all parents who work a lot just throw away their money.

    6. Re:Why not... by GraZZ · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't forget the sub-prime mortgage!

    7. Re:Why not... by kalioto · · Score: 1

      I can't think of a single parent I know of that would use technology to help them monitor or censor what their kids watch. Including me and I'm a technophile. I enjoy touching my remote.

    8. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either they make VERY little money, or they need to move because THEY CAN'T AFFORD WHERE THEY LIVE.
      My inlaws are real estate agents, and have to constantly explain to people that they can't afford the houses/areas they like. If you're killing yourself working just to make rent, find a cheaper place. The one exception I can think of is if you can't move far because of a job and the only cheaper place around is crime ridden and you want to keep your kids away from that.

    9. Re:Why not... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Three words:

      New York City

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    10. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many many places the latter is true. DC, Philly, NYC, and LA, metro areas from my personal experience.

    11. Re:Why not... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Err.. maybe your parents weren't interested in spending time with you, that would explain why you are talking like this. And you're just demonstrating the problem here - if parents don't want to spend time with their children, they shouldn't have any! Sure, let them go and do their own thing on occasion, especially as they get older, but when they're younger you need to supervise them to make sure that they don't do anything which will harm themselves or others, and also having family activities can be great fun as well as just developing a good family bond. In western culture family isn't so important, but in some countries the family unit is incredibly important, and people have a lot more respect for their parents, grandparents etc, which I think is a good thing. And no, I'm not a parent, but I may be someday. I hope you never become a parent if you're just going to treat your kids like a cat (feed them, clean them, then throw them outside and let them fend for themselves for the rest of the time..).

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    12. Re:Why not... by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, satire at its best. I started off thinking it would be a normal "we can't afford to live, petrol is too expensive" but the twist to gadgetry and fripperies is just great :)

    13. Re:Why not... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I live in Philly in an affordable and nice place without crime.

      So I disagree with your premise.

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    14. Re:Why not... by tekaris · · Score: 1

      I can't say much for the latter three, but I have an uncle who works at NOAA, and lives in Maryland, taking the metro into work every day. Northern Virginia also has a fairly good transportation system.

      Just because your job is in the city doesn't mean you have to live right there.

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    15. Re:Why not... by The_Quinn · · Score: 1

      I think "protecting children" is just a modern-day smokescreen for government censorship.

    16. Re:Why not... by obergfellja · · Score: 0

      Whats next? A central location where you can change all Super-V ratings? If you look at it, kids know their parents codes. they know how to get around these V-Chips. If not directly changing the code on their tv, computer, whatnot, it is going to a friend's place and watching, playing, viewing it there.

      V-Chip.... Blocking Content from children since.... well, Never.

    17. Re:Why not... by proud+american · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Spoken like someone who doesn't have children.

      I have four with a 12 year age span. I spend a lot of time with all of them. I can't monitor everything they do, all of the time, and I don't want to.

      Just because they know what they are supposed to do doesn't mean they actually will do it.

      So yes, I use the TV parental controls to keep them from surfing where they should not be. I use McAcfee and SpectorPro on my computer to monitor and set internet access levels and time limits.

      The technology gives parents the power to enforce the limits they wish to set. If you don't want to set any, or dont want to enforce them, that's your perogative.

    18. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you don't. Aside from housing, basic needs in America cost no more than a couple dollars a day. Some rice, beans, fresh fruit and vegetables. A few sets of used clothing. Daycare is very expensive, but for people that can only earn small wages it's also not financially worthwhile. They can hardly earn more than it costs, so why not stay home and be with your family?

      Most health insurance is also very expensive, but that isn't a basic need either. A tiny spot of savings, a catastrophic plan, and not taking the kid to the doctor every time he has a cold *is* an option. There's not something wrong with a country or an economy just because it isn't possible for *everyone* to live a fully-insured, leisurely, opulent, care-free life.

      Many people also don't consider moving, no matter what the local economy is like compared to elsewhere. That is a huge luxury as well and nothing that a nation needs to be "guaranteeing".

    19. Re:Why not... by goldspider · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed, giving parents the means to easily restrict their children's TV viewing is the worst kind of nanny-state government meddling that faces freedom-loving Americans today.

      Seriously, this isn't any more of a government intrusion than the mandated nutrition information on the side of cereal boxes.

      Come back and cry when the government makes the actual restrictions mandatory.

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    20. Re:Why not... by jwo7777777 · · Score: 1

      if parents don't want to spend time with their children, they shouldn't have any! This is a fallacious argument. By the time you find out you don't want to spend time with them .... it's too late! You're already stuck with them and they don't take well to being ignored. They grow up with all sorts of psychological issues that society today thinks of as normal because nobody pressured/taught them to suppress their own self-destructive tendencies.
    21. Re:Why not... by somersault · · Score: 1

      hah.. well that's unfortunate of course, but people who clearly don't want to spend time with their kids even before they have them, should just not have them! Most kids will be brats at some point, but it is possible to deal with issues if you know how (probably need to have a Masters degree in Psychology to do it though, and even then it would be difficult ;) )

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    22. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't tell if that's satire/sarcasm or not.

      "I found a nice and affordable place to live in Philly, so everyone in Philly, NYC, DC, LA, and Boston should have no trouble finding it too."

    23. Re:Why not... by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      So you can comment on what all parents want based on some new technology that the government wants to introduce? It is merely a tool that parents can choose to use or not, not a government mandate.

      And if a parent chose to use this it does not imply that they have ZERO interest in spending time with their children and monitoring their activities. Some day when you grow up and become a parent yourself you will realize that although kids are great you can't watch what they are doing every single freaking second. Kids need to be able to explore things on their own on occasion without mom or dad hovering over their shoulder. This allows them to do so while still letting the parents set some boundaries.

      If you think things are bad these days, try asking your parents about their relationship with their parents some day. Both of mine have told me that their parents told them that my parents spoiled me and my brothers with too much attention. Children have been doted on by their parents much more in the past generation or so than any other time in the past.

    24. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Northern Virginia, (and the DC metro area in general, including Maryland) has one of the highest costs of living in the US. My friend's two bedroom, 1 bath house in Arlington is worth over a million dollars (with the current housing slump). Even farther out, housing is still expensive.

    25. Re:Why not... by insanemime · · Score: 1

      If you have two people working 10+ hours a day and are only able to scrape by then they need to go find a place to live with a cheaper cost of living. We live in the rural south and it is completely doable to live decently making 30k a year between the two working parents (15k a year each). Of course this is assuming that the people you speak of have better life goals and skills than working at McDonalds.

    26. Re:Why not... by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      Daycare is very expensive, but for people that can only earn small wages it's also not financially worthwhile. They can hardly earn more than it costs, so why not stay home and be with your family?
      I don't think you've thought your cunning plan all the way through.
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    27. Re:Why not... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No. Actually, that technology give parents the fuzzy good feeling that they're in control. Newsflash: They're not. Did it work when your dad told you you are not supposed to go to that extremely important once-a-lifetime concert? Or did you sneak out?

      Technology alone cannot solve problems. Realize 2 things: First of all, your kids have way more time to figure out ways around your access control than you have to review whether your access controls work. And second, you have no control over the TVs of their friends. Even if your kids can't figure out how to circumvent the V-Chip, they simply go to their friends and watch that video there.

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    28. Re:Why not... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, they don't. But let's see how long 'til CPS shows up at your door if hardcore porn is found in your 15 year old's school locker.

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    29. Re:Why not... by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      I live in the Philippines where the 'Government should fix everything' outlook is a fairly common and convenient excuse for an individual not getting off their own backside to make a difference in their world. One group of people feel the government should step inside peoples homes and, you know, 'think of the children', the other want the government to butt out. (Ok, it's not quite so black and white) I'm not sure if this is what you are actually saying though?

      The V chip needs to be user activated before it does anything at all. While I personally prefer to actually be part of my child's life, and hopefully teach her to view the world with a balanced outlook, I really don't understand why people think the V chip is a bad thing. To me it's a tad like 'spamassassin' - just an optional filtering tool that does not report back to its maker.

      In this country, what passes for a good movie must come complete with many emotional gut wrenching highs and lows, all sprinkled with a heavy helping of gunfights, murder, and plain old senseless violence. People would, however, be mortified if one of the babes happened to show a little exposed breast, and enraged by a bit of pubic hair. I have no idea what my point is, though domestic movies are something I would want to filter from my children. Also that mid-day brain-killing variety talk show crap.

    30. Re:Why not... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Sure, let them go and do their own thing on occasion, especially as they get older, but when they're younger you need to supervise them to make sure that they don't do anything which will harm themselves or others, and also having family activities can be great fun as well as just developing a good family bond. "

      THANK YOU!

      Geez, I that's the way I was raised...my Mom stayed at home with me while I was young...till I was in like 2nd grade or so. My folks sacrificed money and all for me as a kid to raise me right, spend time with me, etc. Even when Mom did start working, it was part time till I was older.

      I thought that was the 'norm'.....it was with most people I know of my age group. I wonder when this stopped being an important thing?

      Myself? I don't have kids because I don't want to make those kinds of sacrifices at this point. Why don't people consider what they're getting into before deciding to have kids. Face it, your life changes if you do so, and you'd better be willing to be committed to that...for at least 18 years!

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    31. Re:Why not... by Wookietim · · Score: 1

      That's the exact same reaction I had to this.... This is becoming silly. Parents need to pay attention to what their children watch on TV, movies or games rather than expecting someone else to do it for them. I understand that the fact that parents have to work long hours gets in the way. But at the same time, in order to be a parent, one has to sacrifice a little. I'm sorry, but that is just the way it is.

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    32. Re:Why not... by EveLibertine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree that technologies like these are useful tools to put in the hands of parents. On the other hand, it seems completely unnecessary for the government to get involved in, but its a not an issue for me as the government seems to be wasting its time on far useless projects, or implementing truly invasive technologies that require attention much more than this little project merits. The headline to this, "To Screen All Content" is misleading and sensationalist, implying that the censorship is somehow automatic and compulsory. Furthermore, the reason the article itself gives for the implementation of this article uses quite specious logic to justify the legislation, "Since the content viewed by children is no longer restricted to TV or radio, Sen. Mark Pryor feels that the new law is necessary", which only fans the flames to make this otherwise insignificant issue appear to be notable.

      It seems to be quite a challenge to find an valid argument that could possibly portray this in a bad light. I agree that the law doesn't seem necessary, but the effect of having the FCC overview the creation and implementation of a new V-Chip standard doesn't exactly sound too particularly Orwellian for my tastes.

    33. Re:Why not... by l33tDad · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. If you don't like it, they make it easy to turn this shit off by entering a password you provide. I have a porn filter installed on all my computers plus I have the bad words filter for Greasemonkey installed too. I also have a ratings block on my DirecTV system and have locked Howard Stearn and other things that I deem as questionable material on my Sirius radio. Does that mean that I don't monitor their activities and habits? No, it doesn't. It just helps makes my job as a father easier, it doesn't eliminate it.

    34. Re:Why not... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I should extend perhaps then.

      I found a nice area that is affordable in Philly, so I presume most middle class people could too (there are places for rent/sale). I know people that have done the same in New York, though the starting pay/rent ratio is more favorable in Philly, not too much so though, and Philly can be harder to live in without a car.

      The thread looked very geared to middle class people to me (moving is expensive, and having a job good enough to regret giving up implies being at a certain level anyway).

      I would work on the premise that 2 people working 10 hour days and still not making ends meet are trying to live a lifestyle they cannot afford, but would not need to move to the ghetto to get somewhere affordable.

      I am not trying to be insesitive to people who are low income, but the thread implied that to live in a safe area in Philly or NYC you would need to be some kind of high-roller, and that's just not true (I can't speak to the other cities).

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    35. Re:Why not... by Dzonatas · · Score: 1

      > Parents today obviously have ZERO interest in spending time with their children and monitoring their activities and habits.

      That was f'n stupid to say. Come into my world where you'll find innocent father fighting to be with their kids in court but their rights have been unjustly taken away to be with their family. They would die to be with their family... and some do.

    36. Re:Why not... by proud+american · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Different ages, different solutions. My kids are all under 13.

      I don't expect technology alone to completely solve anything. It can help though. No reason not to leverage the technology made available for the purpose. At this point I'm a lot more technically skilled then they are. My oldest already know that if they consistently abuse their privileges it will be easy for me to cut them off completely.

      Just recently I put a new digital tuner tv in my kitchen. No premium decoder attached. My 5 year old is trying to find SpongeBob and instead gets 'HBO cathouse'. It seems that on-demand programming requested by your neighbors can get picked up by any digital tv on the block in a certain channel range. Leaving them unblocked makes no sense to me.

      Just because I can't control what happens outside my house doesn't mean I shouldn't control what happens inside it.

    37. Re:Why not... by russ1337 · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...work 10 hour/day jobs to afford their HD Cable with on-demand and HBO, 6MB DSL, 4 cell phones with unlimited texting with 2 year contracts, onstar GPS, the Wii, xbox 360, playstation III, netflix account, Tivo Account, gas, electricity, and food.

      The latest Wired magazine has a breakdown of average US household expenses, (I tried to find it online but couldn't). Anyway, from the picture table it was pretty clear that more than two-thirds (~66%) of household expenses go to Telco's/Cable/Tv companies. It was a good prompt for me to revise what services I have vs what I actually need. We now have a pre-pay phone, dropped our DirecTv in favor of free-to-air (timeshifted fav shows with Mythtv) and 2-at-a-time-netflix, and reviewed our internet useage and plan (which didn't change). I'm aiming to drop the standard land-line and go for a VOIP service (Skype calling in) with Cellphone for 911 calls. Overall I think we're saving about $70/month and once the land-line is gone it will be $120/month for very little sacrifice. Ultimately freeing up money to do other things.

      Ultimately there are less things for me to 'censor' cos we simply have less services. I agree that it should be the responsibility for the parents to manage what their children watch / are exposed to, and most providers (e.g directv) offer some form of parental control. If a service does not offer parental control (i.e a standard internet connection), then the parent needs to have a good long look at the service and whether it is appropriate for the child to have access to. if your kid 'has to have' a cellphone, there are plenty without data plans and no access to the internet, and for home based things there are third party solutions like net-nanny, or an Astaro gateway for the household.
    38. Re:Why not... by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      No. Actually, that technology give parents the fuzzy good feeling that they're in control. Newsflash: They're not.

      Actually, yes. Yes, we are... unless the parent doesn't give a rat's ass what their kid does, in which case it's a neglect issue.

      Did it work when your dad told you you are not supposed to go to that extremely important once-a-lifetime concert? Or did you sneak out?

      He used blocking technology; he hid the car keys and set the house alarm. {Side note: It's a good thing he did, as that was the '86 concert a couple of kids got stabbed at.}


      I'm not saying parents are ALWAYS right, but having them in control is {usually} better than some faceless government agency that doesn't care, or letting kids raise themselves.
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    39. Re:Why not... by hansraj · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what my point is I assure you that you are not alone in this.
    40. Re:Why not... by xENoLocO · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because there are no 7-11s near the hamptons.

      Every area has poor, middle, and upper classes*.

      (*New Jersey not withstanding)

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    41. Re:Why not... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Same here - my mum was a teacher until she had me, and she only started teaching again part time once me and my siblings had grown up a bit. It *should* be the norm - hard to justify two parents going off on full time work, especially since the UK and US governments provide some kind of welfare for having kids - not so sure what the US system is, but you definitely get child support over here until your kids are over 16 (age at which they can legally leave home).

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    42. Re:Why not... by Qzukk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And the kids' daycare. Thats what the poster said, "HD Cable with on-demand and HBO, 6MB DSL, 4 cell phones with unlimited texting with 2 year contracts, ... the Wii, xbox 360, playstation III".
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    43. Re:Why not... by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      ...gas, electricity, and food.

      What for?!?

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    44. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just a modern-day smokescreen

      Before the First Amendment was enacted (in fact, before there was an America), Virginia banned Baptists from marrying and various figures of the colony's "established church" gathered public support for persecution of Baptists by calling them "pedophiles".

      "Think of the children!" has been around for centuries now, and has completely failed to do anything except give the government more powers to misuse for anything but the children. I wonder where all of the complaints and outrage over "big government" providing medical services to the kids are now?

    45. Re:Why not... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Parents are starting to spank their kids again (in public no less, the horror!), sternly talking to them instead of baby talk and asking what their true feelings are, and generally raising children that aren't going to run out in the middle of the street and then stare at you like it was your fault that you almost hit them.

      I don't claim to speak for a generation, but you pretty much pegged my parenting style and that of my friends (partially because we don't hang out with people that let their kids degenerate into brats). I want my kids to enjoy themselves and feel free to explore, sure, but at least as important to me is that they learn how to function in society. That doesn't mean turning them into little robots. It does mean, though, teaching them to respect the people around them and generally to act in such a way that adults don't mind having them around.

      It'd be nice if my kids like me. If they don't like me because I swatted their butt for pulling cereal off the shelf at a grocery store, well, I can live with that.

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    46. Re:Why not... by Arccot · · Score: 1

      Parents today obviously have ZERO interest in spending time with their children and monitoring their activities and habits.

      Slow down there. How are you jumping from some parents' desire to prevent their children from watching exceptionally violent or sexual TV programming unsupervised to a Lord of the Flies household?

      Parents cannot be tethered to their children 24 hours a day. These tools enable a good parent to enforce their rules when he/she is not present. No more, no less.

      The V-Chip doesn't instantly cause good parents to become bad ones, leaving their children alone in front of the TV with 3 days of food.

      The V-Chip and the TV ratings system has been an almost unqualified success. It allows adults to watch adult programming if they desire, adults to block content they do not want to see, and adults to block content they do not want their children to see.

      It's a tool that does not create censorship, provides information about the content of a TV show, and lets viewers that care to make an informed, educated decision about whether or not programming is appropriate for what they wish to view.

      If they can figure out a way to self-regulate most or all content, similar to the purpose of PICS for websites, it hurts no one and helps everyone who cares to use it.

    47. Re:Why not... by SIIHP · · Score: 1

      "The technology gives parents the power to enforce the limits they wish to set."

      I thought that came as part of being a parent, why would you need technology to give you something you already have?

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    48. Re:Why not... by Schnoogs · · Score: 0

      Whatever did parents do before this?!?!?!? When I was growing up my parents simply told me "No TV" and I didn't watch any. They said "No game systems" so they didn't buy any. The V-Chip is a crutch for modern parents. Several generations of parents did just fine supervising what shows their children watched and what games they played (if any at all). Maybe I'm not a parent but I was a kid...during a generation that had computers, consoles and TVs and my parents were very effective at supervising what I did despite them both being technologically illiterate and working fulltime. The V-Chip is not an essential aid in raising children...like so many other things its a crutch for the lowest common denominator that the governement doesn't trust to be responsible for themselves.

    49. Re:Why not... by jimbojw · · Score: 1

      First of all, your kids have way more time to figure out ways around your access control than you have to review whether your access controls work.

      That's an excellent point. I remember at the age of 12 circumventing the restrictions on a 486 in order to play Leisure Suit Larry. When my AOL account was set to limited mode, I learned that running IE effectively bypassed the browser-level AOL restrictions.

      Years later I discovered that my parents' philosophy was that if a kid is clever enough to outsmart the protection mechanism, they're probably old enough to have access to the content. I'm not sure that maxim still applies today - as the variety and intensity of graphic content continues to increase.

    50. Re:Why not... by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

      Why not just turn your children over to the government when they're born?

      Parents today obviously have ZERO interest in spending time with their children and monitoring their activities and habits.

      This is ridiculous. Your assertion is tad broad. I take much interest in my child's activities and what is on the TV when he is around. My wife and I both. Now, maybe YOUR childhood was this way, but some of us has parents that loved us. And this is nothing to do with the government raising our children. It is about putting a chip in a device that allows THE PARENTS to control what their kids watch. The FCC merely requires the chip to be present and that broadcasters have the flags set. Now, where in this scheme is the government taking control of your child?
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    51. Re:Why not... by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      You are making the common mistake of confusing authority with power. Being a parent gives you the authority to set limits. Being bigger, craftier/more experienced, and/or controlling all of the necessary resources gives you the power to enforce the limits you set. Which is why some parents can not enforce limits they try to set - the kid is tougher, craftier, and/or stronger than them.

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    52. Re:Why not... by diewlasing · · Score: 1

      yes but, in the long run, anything done "for the children", with far reaching powers like this is going to get abused.

    53. Re:Why not... by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1
      'probably need to have a Masters degree in Psychology to do it' I know that I'm taking the parents humor out of context, but this is part of the problem. Now-a-days rather than sitting down and figuring things out with our kids we just turn them over to the text book trained couch mongers who go on to tell them that they're just expressing feelings etc. and it okay to be a pain in the arse. Parenting has become an issue of laziness.

      I have just kid both my wife and I work 9+ hours a day each, we have a very healthy income that would probably just put us in the upper middleclass, but both of us also work very hard to make sure that our kid sees us, plays with us and learns social skills from us as much as possible. The sacrifice was having to change our life style; no more sports after work, the gym late at night when the kid goes to sleep, the weekend is not about recovering from the night before and our time with friends has suffered. Anyone who tells you that they don't miss the previous life is not being truthful, but to me at least, it is/was worth it. We get to help mold the boy, he went to a great daycare that he loved where he experienced how to socialize at an early age, which is very important as he is an only child, we realized our limits. Some folks obviously get up-the-duff by accident, but for those making the concious choice you need to figure out what you will give up. One of the suprizing positive aspects that came from my boy was how the petty work politics just became that, petty work politics. The mental and physical hard times of raising a, hopefully, well balanced kid really puts everything in perspective.

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    54. Re:Why not... by SIIHP · · Score: 1

      "You are making the common mistake of confusing authority with power. "

      No, you're trying to create a dichotomy where none exists.

      Definition-"Authority: power to influence or command thought, opinion, or behavior"

      "some parents can not enforce limits they try to set - the kid is tougher, craftier, and/or stronger than them."

      And has all the "necessary resources" right? Oh wait, that's not right, and also where your point falls apart.

      Excuses are excuses, no matter how well you think you crafted them.

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    55. Re:Why not... by proud+american · · Score: 1
      Please explain the far reaching powers and the nature of the anticipated abuse.

      As currently implemented it is a filtering technology that allows the purchaser of the product/service to establish filters consistent with the way they wish the product/service to be used. Expanding the capabilities of the filtering does not mandate its use.

      There already is technology built in to my cable box that prevents me from obtaining content or services I did not pay for. Why shouldn't I be able to determine the access rights to content and services I did pay for?

    56. Re:Why not... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah I was partially joking, though knowing how to deal with problem behaviour without smacking your kid (though I got smacked as a kid and I don't consider it right to beat people up to get your own way, but apparently using phsyical methods to discipline your child can cause them to think of that as a way to resolve arguments or some crap like that..), and why your kid is acting in a way you'd rather they didn't etc, probably makes things a bit easier..

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    57. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in the US, that is already the law. Once a US citizen, Uncle Sam will never let you go, especially if you have something they want, or can tax.

    58. Re:Why not... by Ogdensign · · Score: 1

      This is sublime. Such sarcasm yet such truth. I see it and its relatives everyday in the south east suburbia.

    59. Re:Why not... by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 2, Funny

      Years later I discovered that my parents' philosophy was that if a kid is clever enough to outsmart the protection mechanism, they're probably old enough to have access to the content. That's hilarious. My parents had the same philosophy too, but they weren't too keen on the video games. My mother once tried to limit my play time by taking the power cord from the 8-bit Nintendo with her to work. Her theory was "You need to do more than play video games if you want to succeed in society." I was 9 at the time.

      She came home one day to me playing Punch Out with no problems. "How did you get that to work? I have the power cord in my purse!"

      "The answering machine runs on the same voltage." I replied.

      She laughed and said I would be just fine. She quit trying to control that specific behavior and instead channeled it into positives. Thats when I learned to program.

    60. Re:Why not... by misxn · · Score: 1

      Only one works in this household and I make more than enough to afford most of the stuff listed while still having time to monitor what my children see.

    61. Re:Why not... by jma05 · · Score: 1

      > Even if your kids can't figure out how to circumvent the V-Chip, they simply go to their friends and watch that video there.

      I happen to think that it is a deterrent enough. When my parents decided that TV was a distraction for me till I finished a certain important exam and removed the TV (not lock it down just from me, they just removed it completely... for themselves as well), I still did watch a couple of my favorite shows at my friends place. But I watched only 1 hr per week that way, not the usual 2 hrs per day at that time (we just got cable then). Parents just need a reasonable deterrent, not absolute control.

    62. Re:Why not... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The point here isn't to limit exposure in the sense of time but in the sense of content. The point isn't that their kids shouldn't spend 8 hours a day in front of the tube. Well, they shouldn't, but that's not even what this chip is about (I mean, how should networks create their rates in the afternoon if it was?).

      Li'l Jimmy shouldn't see porn, so he goes to his friend whose parents have no idea how to lock the adult channel or that he figured out how to enable it. Even 10 minutes of it would put parents in a rather ... problematic situation if they don't want to deal with their kids knowing what sex is.

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    63. Re:Why not... by LihTox · · Score: 1

      These things are deterrents, not guarantees--but deterrents are OK. If a kid sees some dirty pictures once in a while, it's probably not going to do any damage; if he has regular access to them, however, then it might turn into an addiction, and warp his sense of what's normal (the definition of normal being up to his parents and his culture). If he has to sneak around to do behavior X, he will probably do less of it than if he can do it in the comfort of his room. (The "forbidden fruit" counterargument comes to mind here, but I won't try to work through that now.)

      For behaviors which are inherently dangerous in small doses, better controls are necessary. For things like this, deterrence is enough.

      You make a good point, though, that kids put lots of thought into finding ways around your controls, so any security devices put into place should be evaluated on a regular basis. Change those passwords, update that software, whatever.

    64. Re:Why not... by Deagol · · Score: 1

      Seriously, this isn't any more of a government intrusion than the mandated nutrition information on the side of cereal boxes.

      I'm going to tweak this analogy a bit. The V-Chip is more like the government forcing milk, bread, and cereals to be fortified with vitamins and minerals. Firstly, if such unhealthy crap weren't sold as "food" to begin with, then there wouldn't be a need for the additions. But more importantly, those of us who *do* give a shit about the food we consume are forced to pay extra for the additives, even though we are quite capable of knowing that boxed cereal has the nutritional value of the cardboard its packaged in and can supplement our diet accordingly.

      I'm a pretty liberal-minded person and think the State can, and should, step in from time to time. However, I think that the market should decide these two particular things. If you can't find a broadcast TV package that won't expose Little Johnny to T&A and harsh language, then cancel your damned TV, otherwise buck up and deal w/ the fact that your kids will eventually consume the same entertainment that you do. Likewise, if you're too dumb to know that eating unfortified Fruit Loops every day will have long-term negative health affects on your kids, then you can deal with Child Services eventually taking possession of your precious little sprog for malnutrition charges.

      There are a lot of things that we *cannot* control as indivuduals/households: indutrial pollution, unsafe materials in products, etc. The government should regulate certain things, as the average person just can't politely ask the nearest coal-fired power plant to keep the mercury out of the air in the city. However, you *can* quite easily regulate stuff you deem unsafe for kids to watch at home -- don't *have* it in the home to begin with. Harsh? Maybe. But it's one of the many sacrifices that come with having kids. Deal.

      Before anyone retorts, I have 2 kids. We don't *have* TV at home, and I lock the DSL modem down when we leave the kids home alone. I can deal with this. Government need not apply. And if I forget and my kids end up on BangBus.com when we're at the movies, well... I'm sure they'll live to see another day. I also don't lock up my kitchen, and my kids have been burned by a hot stove and cut themselves on knives. ZOMG!

    65. Re:Why not... by MrLogic17 · · Score: 1


      http://www.wired.com/techbiz/it/magazine/15-08/st_ infoporn

      Cool Pixel graph that says:
      37% Other
      18% Transportation
      16% Shelter
      13% Food
      5% Tech
      4% Apparel
      3% Health Ins
      3% Entertainment
      1% Prescriptions

    66. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than that, I'm spending money to buy food for a poor family in my area, and the government is spending god-knows-how-many millions on projects like this which allow us to do what, nothing?

    67. Re:Why not... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Actually he's right.
      For my family, it is a losing proposition to pay for daycare. If we did not have a special needs kid* it would still be a push.
      Ultimately the plan will be for me to move over to a swing shift and stay at home days, while my wife works (once she finishes her MS). We are a family of two, and yes we have a couple luxuries, but not that many (no cable/satellite, no cell phone, no movies at the theater, infrequent dinner out, etc.)

      In the case of a less educated couple I could easily see daycare for two children being vastly more than the income produced by a parent. Furthermore, you get what you pay for. cheap daycare is normally just babysitting in a group, as opposed to some measure of education, etc. So, a less skilled, but motivated parent (increasingly rare, I know) could provide better for their child by staying home.
      -nB

      *my son has hemophilia, so no regular day care will take him. A day care with a RN on staff and a lower kid/adult ratio costs almost $450/week. Remind me again what jobs pay that much after taxes and still leave anything left over for food, rent, electricity?

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    68. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a parent of a Well Behaved and Well Disciplined 4 year old and I love that story. Woman got what she deserved.

    69. Re:Why not... by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      My parents tried this with our C-BAND satellite way back in the day. They put an access code restriction on certain channels like MTV to block them permanently. They slept well at night knowing that my siblings would never turn into the hideous demon people shown on that channel. They never checked to make sure it worked.

      One night I went looking for the manual and found the master override code. Now the access control feature was entirely useless. They didn't find out about that until they happened to catch my sister watching MTV much later on.

      There is no substitute for parenting. You cannot rely on your little programs and your v-chips to do what you want done. If you're too lazy to be a parent, then don't blame anyone else when they turn out like shit. Kids always have more time to figure out ways around your little techno-blocker-gizmos, and with the widespread use of the Internet now, you haven't got a chance in hell of keeping up.

      The best solution to this issue that I've seen in practice is to actually instill a sense of right and wrong in the kids, and actually have a relationship with them, so that when you tell them something is not good for them, they understand instead of rebel. You can't beat that with a stick.

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    70. Re:Why not... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      New York City is for rich yuppies. If you are not a rich yuppie, then why are you there? It's just too expensive a place to live.

    71. Re:Why not... by Fordiman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Three words:
      Noone should live there.

      Seriously. NYC is a pit these days, even Manhattan. Pretty, in spots, but overall it's too crowded, too dirty, and too expensive to actually be a useful habitat.

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    72. Re:Why not... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? I'd wager that half of the population is an immigrant.

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    73. Re:Why not... by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Four words, or does "noone" not count because it isn't a word? :)

      NYC is not a pit - it is one of the best cities that I have ever lived in or visited. I'm only here temporarily, but I am really enjoying my stay. Incidentally, it is a great place to have a baby - no need for a car, everything you need is 2 blocks away... just don't ask what it all costs... I couldn't afford any of it if it weren't all subsidized by my wife's employer.

      In any event, if all 22 million people in the NYC metro area moved somewhere cheaper, it would probably make that place a pit as well.

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    74. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What this is, aside from the vocal minority of those parents that are still parentally retarded, is the politicians doing everything they can to create more censorship and centralized control under the guise of saving the children. If anything, these people aren't bad parents because they can't control their brats, it's that they can't control their government.


      See, that's the beauty of the V-Chip. It's not censorship by the government, but rather censorship by the parent. This is a good thing.

      Check out the V-Chip features built into your TV or cable box. You pick the channel, the level of censorship based on TV ratings, and whether or not you want them to be able to see unrated content. You also get to pick the availability schedule, so you don't have to worry about the kids watching TV after school. You control the whole damn thing.

      But wait! There's more! If for whatever reason you don't think your kids should be restricted in this fashion... ...wait for it... ...you... ...don't... ...have... ...to... ...use... ...it... ... and it's turned OFF by default.

      I don't see the problem here. It's useful, it's reasonably easy, it's reasonably granular, and the government isn't making you use it. If the FCC was able to create a filter like this for phones and the internet (easier said than done), it might be the best thing going for keeping government out of the censorship business.

      How can it stop them from censoring? I'm glad you asked. What reason is there for the government to censor what little Billy can do when his parents can do that for themselves? You end up forcing the pro-censorship crowd to talk about their real reasons for censorship, not pissing off god, and saving our souls. The usual trumped up reasons, that kids have access to lots of bad stuff, is completely useless if every parent has the ability to control that access for their own kids.

    75. Re:Why not... by proud+american · · Score: 1
      So lets summarise the objections, mostly I'll bet from the non-parents

      • "I don't want to pay for it" - but you have no idea what it costs. That said, I would have no problem with paying extra.
      • "It's censorship" - it's a rating system and a means to apply filters.
      • "Technology will not solve anything" - interesting lack of faith from readers in a technology blog.
      • "It's not a substitute for parenting" - no one said it is.
      • "They will figure out how to circumvent it" - Maybe, and maybe not. Either way, it's not your problem.
      • "You can just turn off the TV" - yes, all or nothing, thats the right answer.
      • "They will just go elsewhere to do ..." - When they are older. In any case I have to run my home as I see fit. Just because Timmy's parents let him do whatever doesn't mean I have to buy in.
      • "Teach them right from wrong, so they'll do what's good for them" - Yes, kids will always do what's good for them. Right.
    76. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, straight up day-care is spendy as fuck.

    77. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from housing, basic needs in America cost no more than a couple dollars a day. Some rice, beans, fresh fruit and vegetables.

      $10 a day minimum per person for food. I'm talking three meals. Fresh fruit & vegetables are going to be the most expensive item. Fresh meat is also expensive, even hamburger runs close to $3/lb in my area. If you cut the fresh food and go the route of ramen noodles and instant soup packets you can reduce your daily costs(and calorie count).

      You are either not doing the shopping or not actually watching what you spend on food.

    78. Re:Why not... by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      That's the one.... thanks.

      and doh, I totally read it wrong the way they magnified the "5%" tech. I didn't read it as magnified and mentally added up the telco, cable and satellite...

      but no matter, I've been trimming the expenses all the way round to give me more money for 'other'.....

      Cheers for correcting me politely.

      I'm off to kill the weaker brain cells and punish my liver after that foobar.

    79. Re:Why not... by crotherm · · Score: 1



      The chip is for end user use. Not programmer use or government use. Having the ability to censor certain data is a good thing as long as it is not mandated. I would love to be able to censor all reality TV, FOX news, and soap operas. How about you?

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    80. Re:Why not... by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah that guy is confused if he thinks a diet of fresh fruit and vegetables is cheap. And you better have more than a spot of savings if you or your child ever has anything more than a cold.

    81. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I don't have any kids 'cos I'd heard they can be expensive, but I do spend a LOT on fuck.

    82. Re:Why not... by sootman · · Score: 1

      Cute. Yes, we do have a DirecTV subscription with premium channels, 1.5M/256k DSL, two cell phones with texting, a Wii, and a TiVo, but those bills pale in comparison to electricity, food, water, mortgage, and insurance for car, home, health, and life. Cutting out the extras would not be enough to cover quitting one job. Not even close.

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    83. Re:Why not... by drew · · Score: 1

      Except that the nutritional information on the side of my cereal box doesn't cost me more money whether I read it or not. Oh, and it's not mandating something that will never and can never actually work.

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    84. Re:Why not... by neomunk · · Score: 1

      Who picks those ratings? Why are so many shows with a more historical angle rate TVPG and shows that are full of nothing but snide sarcastic abuse rated TVY or TVY7? There is why this is a bad idea, molding together a moral system that seems to me to be lacking of any morals whatsoever.

      You can turn it off, and get none of the benefits, or you can turn it on and get access to an exclusive whitelist that is assembled by people who definitely do not have MY morals in mind whilst making these decisions. A series of tags that describe show content would be a far more useful system, but again, what tags would be left out? I doubt sarcasm would make the cut, but many child psychologists will tell you that sarcasm is absolutely harmful to young minds (under 7 especially). But it's there (in fact, it's the Hot New Thing, and has been for years now, you know, Edgy) and so are other activities that I don't approve of.

      So what do I do? I'm a Nazi when it comes to my kids' TV access. I mean straight-up jackboot. They pretty much are free to watch PBSKids, and most of Noggin before 6PM, no cartoon network, no nick, no disney. Even some PBS shows don't make the cut, but that's the effort I had to make to do what I needed. Reliance on this simplistic 'let them tell me what's okay' system would have me frustrated at my kids' cruelty wondering who in school they learned it from, because it couldn't be the TV, I use the V-chip!

      Sorry if my post is a ramble, I'm ill and on meds, but I think I got the point across.

    85. Re:Why not... by goldspider · · Score: 1

      Oh, and it's not mandating something that will never and can never actually work.

      I imagine that a lot of parents who do use the v-chip features would disagree with you on that, unless you believe the little tots are cracking their TVs and circumventing the blocks.

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    86. Re:Why not... by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      "In any event, if all 22 million people in the NYC metro area moved somewhere cheaper, it would probably make that place a pit as well."

      There are lots of places that are cheaper than NYC. Essentially, any place that's not London or Paris.

      Myself, I'd love to move from Philly (nearly as expensive as NYC) to Richmond (cheaper by at least a factor of three).

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    87. Re:Why not... by Anaerin · · Score: 1

      Totally unrelated, but I can get you another 4 Ws in your sig:

      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.

      Changes to:

      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washed Warren Wiggins who was washing Waldo Woo with warm water.

    88. Re:Why not... by drew · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that half of the comment was geared more towards the "super V-chip that could screen content on everything from cell phones to the Internet" that this article is talking about, rather than the existing implementation.

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    89. Re:Why not... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, but that wouldn't fit in with the rhythm of the rest of the book! :)

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    90. Re:Why not... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I love Philly - lived there for 12 years. It is, by my estimation, 3x cheaper for rent than Manhattan and the food costs 1/3 to 1/2 less. Richmond is a fun college town, but doesn't offer anywhere near the experience of New York, or even Philly. IMHO :)

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    91. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good grief, for $10 a day you can practically eat out at Taco Bell for every meal. $3.33 per meal, drinking water of course. That's a couple burritos. And you know why? RICE AND BEANS!!!! Except for the "nice" meat products Taco Bell ingredients are dirt cheap. I'm not suggesting you DO eat at Taco Bell, mind you. You can fill the bulk of your basic needs for fat/carbs via legumes and grains for about $1 per day and the ability to heat water to boiling. Vary the selection a bit. Spend another buck or two a day on fresh produce and you'll be eating healthier than almost everyone in the entire country.

      I do do the shopping, but I'm not talking about what I spend on food. I spend a whole lot more because I'm an affluent American who "doesn't have time to cook". Heh. But I'd have time if I were dirt poor, and I'd still have enough money too.

    92. Re:Why not... by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1
      I'm not a socialist by a long shot, but it looks like you've got some illusions. It really isn't that easy.

      Aside from housing, basic needs in America cost no more than a couple dollars a day. Some rice, beans, fresh fruit and vegetables. A few sets of used clothing.

      That's more than two bucks a day even in the cheapest places, and rent+utilities is going to be at the VERY least $350 a month (meaning you're living in a trailer or coffin apartment). You also left out toiletries. I don't think living alone for an extended period of time under $700 a month is possible if no one is subsidizing you.

      Of course, at $700 a month, you'll be at the mercy of your landlord, your employer, and any number of other people this entire time; if they screw you, you won't have the money to take legal action, and you'd be out of either a house or a job if you tried. Just getting a job will be difficult, especially since you won't have a car. Everyone will be suspicious of you because you'll look poor. Because you eat so poorly, you'll get sick often (meaning no work) and won't be able to afford medicine or a doctor.

      All that, of course, is if you're single, and in a place with a very low cost-of-living for the US.

      Many people also don't consider moving, no matter what the local economy is like compared to elsewhere. That is a huge luxury as well and nothing that a nation needs to be "guaranteeing".

      Often, moving costs money that they don't have, and it also means giving up whatever connections or advantages they have locally, in exchange for a chance things will be better.
    93. Re:Why not... by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

      I think you mean taxes. Most of those things are relatively small.

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    94. Re:Why not... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Either they make VERY little money, or they need to move because THEY CAN'T AFFORD WHERE THEY LIVE.
      My inlaws are real estate agents, and have to constantly explain to people that they can't afford the houses/areas they like. If you're killing yourself working just to make rent, find a cheaper place. The one exception I can think of is if you can't move far because of a job and the only cheaper place around is crime ridden and you want to keep your kids away from that.


      He said that they can afford the rent, child care, and basic needs so it sounds like they are doing ok. So maybe they can't afford the new car or the HDTV, but those are luxuries.

    95. Re:Why not... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Good grief, for $10 a day you can practically eat out at Taco Bell for every meal. $3.33 per meal, drinking water of course. That's a couple burritos. And you know why? RICE AND BEANS!!!! Except for the "nice" meat products Taco Bell ingredients are dirt cheap. I'm not suggesting you DO eat at Taco Bell, mind you. You can fill the bulk of your basic needs for fat/carbs via legumes and grains for about $1 per day and the ability to heat water to boiling. Vary the selection a bit. Spend another buck or two a day on fresh produce and you'll be eating healthier than almost everyone in the entire country.

      Eaxctly. The local Taco bell here has had a 1/2 pound bean and potato burrito on the value menu for $0.99 forever now. For $3 and change, you can get 1.5lbs of food that will fill most anyone up. Considering that you don't have to prepare the food or do dishes, it's a pretty good deal.

    96. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't think you've thought your cunning plan all the way through.

      But someone else did. A couple of years ago, a 20/20-type program got together with a not-very-well-off family in the south. The husband worked and the wife worked. After the program's accountants ran all the numbers, using correct formulas to assess every measure involved (extra car plus insurance and maintenance costs, different additional set of work clothes for her, incremental cost of laundering extra clothes, day care, different foods used due to lack of prep time, etc.), their conclusion was that the family would be financially better off if the woman quit her job and took care of the children at home.

    97. Re:Why not... by jon_joy_1999 · · Score: 1

      you forgot cigarettes, beer, and heroin, for the emotional pain and suffering that the kids cause

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    98. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, you've just shown how a person can live on $8,400 per year in this country. Also, they'd actually be eating better than most Americans and be healthier. See the above posts about how cheap it really is to eat well. In many places hardly anyone owns a car, and anyway, you can easily walk a few miles to work. It's called "doing what nearly everyone else in the history of the planet has done". My gripe with socialism is only partly that it is unjust. The other part is that it is an insult to humanity. Each and every human being is a powerful creature, capable of dominating the planet to their ends. America hasn't seen conditions in which any sizable number of these humans truly needs anyone's help for hundreds of years.

      And these people don't have to be at anyone's mercy, either. With meager income and expenses, meager savings is just as powerful as the savings you or I might put away. And why will the "look poor"? They'll have a shower and a toilet and a sink. They'll have a comb and a razor. They'll have clean clothes that look new (have you *been* to a GoodWill?) and an alarm clock. If the job market is bad, move. When you're dirt poor, moving is cheap. You can carry what you own. You have as much ability to save a month or two worth of income as anyone, so you could afford to not have one for a while. And as for their being no guarantees... again, only what humans have dealt with since the dawn of time.

    99. Re:Why not... by diewlasing · · Score: 1

      I mean it's sort of a preview. We've already seen things such as COPA trying to be implemented. And in any case, times are changing, the younger generations are going to get more and more tech savvy and things such as the v-chip will soon be obsolete. Using media as a babysitter won't be able to work anymore when the function of a babysitter; to watch the children; will be the one exposing the children to the world.

    100. Re:Why not... by proud+american · · Score: 1
      I think you are showing very little faith in technology. Every day you rely on technology of all forms to make your life possible. There will always be imperfect implementations and imperfect usage. That's how we learn and improve.

      I think my kids have a long way to go to catch up to my technical knowledge. If they prove me wrong then I'll be proud of their ingenuity - and then raise the bar.

    101. Re:Why not... by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      One word: condom.

      If you can't afford a kid, DON'T FUCKING HAVE A KID.

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    102. Re:Why not... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Hey, accidents happen.

      I can afford my kid, and it was planned, thank you very much.

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  2. Next Step: by lightblade · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why don't we save time by just installing chips in the children to keep them from even registering the content at all!

    1. Re:Next Step: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont forget that most government officials are too stupid to use technology properly so they'll need a fallback method of identification/monitoring.

      I suggest tattooing a number onto the person's arm.. its worked before.

    2. Re:Next Step: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the brain already works this way. If it cant recognize what its looking at, it doesn't register it. For example, http://www.frenblog.com/illusion/dolphin-illusion/ , is that a picture of dolphins are naked people? Yes, so this content protection is already built into children, when they are old enough, they will naturally see and recognize things differently, no need to filter it for them.

    3. Re:Next Step: by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      They tried that in a movie once.

    4. Re:Next Step: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mandatory goggles would be easier

    5. Re:Next Step: by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      mandatory goggles would be easier I believe that Joo Janta is working on something along that line: super-chromatic V-Chip enabled media sensitive sunglasses.
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  3. Great idea by sbate · · Score: 0

    I guess this will be super ignored as well.

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  4. The great fire wall by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

    Again?

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  5. So does this mean... by TheGrumpster · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that Janet Jackson can now show her nipple on tv and it will be OK since nobody will be able to see it?

    1. Re:So does this mean... by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it means that those who see it will be instantly identified and required to report to a local center for neuralization, then the Government will...er, ah, what was I saying. I forget. Never mind - look, it's stopped raining.

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    2. Re:So does this mean... by obergfellja · · Score: 0

      The Laughing Man case. (Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex reference.)

    3. Re:So does this mean... by PolyDwarf · · Score: 1

      Actually... I kind of wish that was available the last time I saw Janet Jackson's nipple.

  6. You can already block all content. by BrunoBigfoot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unplug the TV.

    1. Re:You can already block all content. by deweycheetham · · Score: 0

      Better yet, unplug the Senate Commerce Committee.

    2. Re:You can already block all content. by ciggieposeur · · Score: 1

      Unplug the TV.

      As my wife and I discovered four years ago, No TV == Much Better Life in general. More time to be with each other, more exercise for ourselves, etc.

      However, it's also a much lonelier life here in America. It makes it hard to make friends when people talk about pop culture and you return a blank stare. (People with TV often have no idea how much of their conversation begins to revolve around what they see on, even to the point of talking about the advertisements!?)

    3. Re:You can already block all content. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's in that for government?

      (No, this is not meant to be funny.)

    4. Re:You can already block all content. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it depends on where you hang out.

      My TV has been in a box in the back of the closet for over a year now, and I haven't seen this "hard to make friends [in America]" that you have. And I'm a hardcore introvert!

      When I go rock climbing, nobody talks about TV. When I run trail races, nobody talks about TV. When I go to the dojo, nobody talks about TV. When I go to work, nobody talks about TV. (In fact, the guy in the next office just sold his TV on craigslist.) We've got plenty to talk about, without having to resort to idiot-box gossip.

      I don't know where you go that all they talk about is TV, but I'd like to know -- so I can avoid it!

      Is TV dead?

    5. Re:You can already block all content. by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      Insightful++

      Good for you. I'll bet you even FEEL better. Contemporary television content is crippling the intellectual capacity of our society. As you said, it's scary to see that people, even highly intelligent people, are so absorbed and brainwashed by the crap on TV. I have great respect for most of my co-workers, but I can barely manage to have lunch with them a few times a week due to the fact that the conversation is so heavily focused on television. Same thing when trying to meet new people, although it is usually the other person with a slack jaw and blank stare when I tell them I've never watched an episode of "Friends", "Seinfeld" or "Survivor". Still, I prefer living with a social handicap to exposing my mind to that garbage.

    6. Re:You can already block all content. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Is TV dead?

      I'd say about 1/3 of the people I know watch little to no TV nowadays. I don't watch it either (though on Wednesday I did dig out my old, soon to be obsoleted portable to catch the coverage of the bridge collapse). Even when I did watch TV, I was still somewhat of an outcast, sticking to channels like Discovery (this is before they went more mainstream with shows like Mythbusters) rather than watching the crap on network TV.

    7. Re:You can already block all content. by jafuser · · Score: 1

      What's in that for government?

      That's a very good point. In fact, it is likely the government prefers a society where people are mesmerized by television over a society that has a lot of idle free time to think about things like "How can we improve ourselves?" or "What's going on in our government?".

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  7. Censoring for Children is like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..carpeting the whole world because we refuse to wear shoes instead.

    It is our obligation, as adults, not to prevent the reality from reaching the senses of minors, but to provide adequate explanations and guidance. Those technical censoring measures are the result of the intention to avoid adult responsibilities, to "sweep the problem under the rug", so to say.

  8. In the end it won't matter by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 1
    From TFA

    The government's indecency rules do not apply to cable or the Internet. A series of laws attempting to regulate speech on the Internet have failed. I don't know about the US, but here in the UK most of the people I know get all their broadcast output via cable or the Internet.

    When they change that ruling, then we need to worry.
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    1. Re:In the end it won't matter by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      I'm in the UK and most people I know don't bother with cable/satellite and use the Internet for forums and the like rather than broadcasts.

      Having said that, work is a load of geeks, so we're not even interested in half of the crap that's on even terrestrial TV and freeview (unless it's a SciFi series or UK TV History) so maybe that's not representative.

  9. All content? by captainboogerhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...except commercials.

    1. Re:All content? by mounthood · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the U.S. already has a system to censor commercials. The big corporations do it, and the FCC fines them if they do something outside the unwritten rules.

      Don't believe me? When's the last time you saw a commercial about abortion? ..or hard liquor? ..or protesting war?

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  10. How many parents actually use the V-chip? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't, I have a preteen kid. Among my friends almost nobody uses the V-chip. Infact half of them dont even know their TV has the V-Chip. And those who know find it a pain to set up thresholds and remember the password. The only person I know who knows how to use the V-Chip is my brother's 10 year old son. He is a remarkably curious boy who reads all the manuals and figures out things mainly to annoy the adults. He would set the V-chip threshold very low (or high, I dont know the parlance) and make his mom scream, in a strange mixture of admiration and admonition, "You make the TV play Law-and-Order now or I am going to ground you for a week!" and the boy would laugh and giggle.

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    1. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by sesshomaru · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm... the V-Chip might actually have some utility if it allows smart kids to protect their moms from Law and Order...

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    2. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by Doc+Lazarus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The most interesting bit: if a kid can figure out a V-chip, then why are we holding anything back from them? It seems they're more mature than their parents and much more capable of rational thought than their parents are giving them credit for. But, let it far from me to suggest that the parents are censoring their kids to prevent them from answering questions instead of the kid's incapability of grasping the answer....

    3. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      That is freaking hilarious. I wonder if I can rig the V-Chip on my step-dad's TV to block Fox News next time I'm over?

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    4. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      The only person I know who knows how to use the V-Chip is my brother's 10 year old son.
      They're not censoring him. He's screwing around with settings. The parents are not involved in the V-Chip at all. Unless you're talking about kids in general, you make no sense
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    5. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by Bozdune · · Score: 1

      Best idea yet! Thanks for the chuckle.

    6. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Sir or Madam,
      Your nephew seems like a proto-geek. Please do everything in your power to make sure he goes into engineering or the hard sciences. The world always needs more geeks.
      Thank you,
      A. Nonymous Geek

    7. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      I know, that boy is pure gold.

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    8. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is a fine point. Even more so, our society has redefined the word "kid". What in the hell are we doing calling 13, 14 and 15 year olds "kids". People of these ages have gone to war, run nations, built nations, had children, run households, committed horrendous crimes, and brought others who have committed horrendous crimes to justice. For thousands of years, puberty was the defining line between child and adult, and in just a few generations, we have retarded our entire population. The fact that we live longer is no excuse to retard our children. Our society is not more complex than it was 200 years ago. And, while I cannot speak for the rest of the population, I know that MY genetic code has not degraded to the point that it takes 18 or 20 years to reach the mentality of a 13 year old.

    9. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be the BS-chip.

    10. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by andphi · · Score: 1

      Best of luck to you and him.
      andphi (previously A. Nonymous Coward)

    11. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'd be SO proud if this was my son.

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    12. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, I think it's a mix of many things. 2 things come to mind immediately: Parents not wanting to let go, and governments that prefer "childlike" people since they're easier to handle.

      Also, education takes much longer than it did earlier. My grandpa started working full time when he was 14. For me, my "unproductive" time lasted a decade longer. And during that time, you're mostly dependent on your parents, and many parents still subscribe to the "as long as you put your feet under my table..." doctrine.

      The main problem we face today is that there is hardly a "soft" transition between childhood and adulthood. Kids get nannied 'til they're 18, then dumped out into the reality. With 17, they're unable to buy anything but a sugarcane, with 18 they're fully liable for whatever they sign. That this leads to insane debts is only logical.

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    13. Re:How many parents actually use the V-chip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope when I grow older and have kids that mine are as smart at this little guy. I LOLed at work.

  11. V-chip doesn't *SCREEN* content by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2, Informative
    Broadcasters and creators do. The v-chip just responds to rating data encoded in the signal and can block or allow showing depending on the parents' choices.

    -b.

    1. Re:V-chip doesn't *SCREEN* content by Applekid · · Score: 1

      Since this thing is going to be in all communication devices, does that mean I have to register my voice as adults-only since I might say a few swears?

      How long before we get Demolition Man style naughty language fines?

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    2. Re:V-chip doesn't *SCREEN* content by mwilliamson · · Score: 1

      I'm sure not going to waste my time applying a rating to my own blog, or individual post.

    3. Re:V-chip doesn't *SCREEN* content by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, at least you'll always have paper handy when you need it most.

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    4. Re:V-chip doesn't *SCREEN* content by dkf · · Score: 1

      The v-chip just responds to rating data encoded in the signal and can block or allow showing depending on the parents' choices. Cool, can I use it to block everything said by politicians? Please? Or do I need to install a P-Chip to do that?
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  12. Parental Responsibility? by j.sanchez1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Does anyone not wonder what has happened to parental responsibility? I know what my kids watch on tv, movies they watch and what sites they visit on the internet, all without government intervention. This will just be another crutch for the negligent parents to use.

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    1. Re:Parental Responsibility? by scsirob · · Score: 1

      Then you must be living somewhere outside the United States of Abuse...

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    2. Re:Parental Responsibility? by j.sanchez1 · · Score: 1

      Nope: Wisconsin.

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    3. Re:Parental Responsibility? by Chysn · · Score: 1

      Does anyone not wonder what has happened to parental responsibility? Believe it or not, parental responsibility is alive and well. It means using the resources at your disposal to raise your children as well as you can. The V-Chip is not censorship, or government interference, nor is it a babysitter. It's a resource that helps me shield my three children from my definition of "inappropriate for children." Parents' definitions of "inappropriate" can vary, of course, and the V-Chip allows you to define that for yourself, or not use it at all. For me, it means violence, drug use, and--to a lesser extent--harsh language.

      If you have a TV in your home, there are two things that are GOING to happen, no matter how responsible a parent you are: (1) Your children are going to be alone in a room with a TV at some point, and (2) Your children are going to be in the room when you are watching TV. TV is a minefield of material inappropriate for young children, regardless of the time of day. My children aren't old enough to want to seek out violent shows, but they know how to work the remote. The V-Chip in my TV minimizes the chance that they'll accidentally land on something I deem inappropriate. It also helps me judge whether I want the kids around for a show that I want to see. And after the boys are in bed, I can disable the thing or enter my code.

      Anyway, I think that parents should take the time to learn to use the V-Chip. It's one small tool to facilitate responsible parenting, not a replacement for it.
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    4. Re:Parental Responsibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll tell you what happened to parental responsibility: you gave it to the government. Not you, personally, but all of us as a collective. The V-chip is just another manifestation of the welfare state. Lazy citizens have been trading freedom for freedom from personal responsibility for years. Hell, if you wanted to you could have the government feed, house, and clothe you for your entire adult life. You must be able to eat pretty well on whatever they give you every month because I've seen tons of people pay for a shopping cart full of steaks with their welfare debit card. If you were really enterprising about being lazy, you could withdraw cash every month from your state's welfare debit card and use it to pay for booze, cigarettes, and your cable tv bill. The Romans used to provide free food and entertainment to their citizens because as long as you kept a population fed and entertained you could rule them indefinitely. Most people seem content to live inside of a relatively small metaphorical cage as long as their food, shelter, and entertainment needs are met. When those needs are temporarily interrupted, well, we all saw what happened after Hurricane Katrina. People who in previous generations might have been able to fend for themselves for a few days suddenly were acting like animals from the zoo that had been let out of their cages and allowed to roam the city streets: people were snatching plasma TVs off of store shelves and taking potshots at cops. Local politicians were hoarding supplies in their homes for their own family members. We watched FDR's Great Society melt down right before our very eyes, and we all sat back and looked everywhere except in the mirror for someone to blame.

    5. Re:Parental Responsibility? by j.sanchez1 · · Score: 1

      Anyway, I think that parents should take the time to learn to use the V-Chip. It's one small tool to facilitate responsible parenting, not a replacement for it.

      I agree that this would be a good idea if USED by the parents to actually monitor what their kids will be watching. Sadly, I think that this will turn into an alternative for the parents who don't know what their kids are doing. They'll probably look at it as an easy way out. Unless this chip, and the ratings system that drives it, are completely fool-proof and tamper-proof, I'd rather just actively monitor what my kids are watching.

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    6. Re:Parental Responsibility? by Chysn · · Score: 1

      Unless this chip, and the ratings system that drives it, are completely fool-proof and tamper-proof Of course it's not completely fool-proof and tamper-proof. I'm sure that sometimes shows get rated incorrectly. I'm sure that my kids are going to eventually figure out that my code is 1234. I'm sure that my kids are going to be exposed to inappropriate programming sometimes, probably even in my own home. But I don't buy the idea that something's not beneficial because it's not perfect. I write software for a living, so I know where holding out for perfection gets you.

      They'll probably look at it as an easy way out. But it's not an easy way out. The V-Chip interfaces are invariably poorly-designed tangles of pain-in-the-ass menu hierarchies. You really need to care to use the damn thing. Look, at some point I need to leave my kids alone in the living room to take a shower or something. If they want to watch Sesame Street while I'm doing that, fine. But I'm glad that I don't need to worry about them accidentally flipping over to Heroes reruns.
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    7. Re:Parental Responsibility? by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      People will always wonder why others allow their children to be uncontrolled and undisciplined idiots, that will not change with or without this 'V-Chip'. There is no government intervention beyond the mandate that certain devices cannot be built or imported in to your country without this circuit - and this does not detract from an ability to be a good or bad parent at all.

      the government is not deciding what your children can and can't watch in the privacy of your own home - you do. The government is mandating a tiny microchip that enables content filtering based on a rating system, switched off by default. Do you like to receive all your spam, or do you like to have it filtered out?

    8. Re:Parental Responsibility? by j.sanchez1 · · Score: 1

      But I don't buy the idea that something's not beneficial because it's not perfect. I write software for a living, so I know where holding out for perfection gets you.

      You are absolutely correct. I guess my protective instincts kicked in on that one. I would just wonder how many things are getting mis-rated, you know? It seems to come down to the fact that even with the V-chip, there is no guarantee that my kids are shielded from inappropriate content.

      But it's not an easy way out. The V-Chip interfaces are invariably poorly-designed tangles of pain-in-the-ass menu hierarchies. You really need to care to use the damn thing.

      So how many parents won't actually use this if that is the case?

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    9. Re:Parental Responsibility? by j.sanchez1 · · Score: 1

      the government is not deciding what your children can and can't watch in the privacy of your own home - you do. The government is mandating a tiny microchip that enables content filtering based on a rating system, switched off by default.

      But how long until it is switched on by default, or not allowed to be switched off at all?

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    10. Re:Parental Responsibility? by Chysn · · Score: 1

      It seems to come down to the fact that even with the V-chip, there is no guarantee that my kids are shielded from inappropriate content. The same can be said for letting them look out a window. You do what you can do.

      So how many parents won't actually use this if that is the case? There was a Kaiser Family Foundation study (http://www.kff.org/entmedia/7638.cfm) released in June that found that 57% of parents with V-Chips don't know the thing is even there. Of those that know they have it, 16% have used it. Of those that have used it, 71% find it useful.

      In other words, I think someone could make a decent living doing in-house V-Chip setups in nice neighborhoods.

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  14. This wont work without... by conspirator57 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    something as complex as one of these here deep packet inspection thingys, and even that will fail against determined content providers. http://arstechnica.com/articles/culture/Deep-packe t-inspection-meets-net-neutrality.ars

    Wherever there's a person going through puberty, there you will most likely find prurient material.

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    1. Re:This wont work without... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Not even the North Korean army could stop a teenager in puberty. I don't think those hormone tanks are what people are overly worried about, but rather younger children.

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  15. Protect us from ourselves! by glindsey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So every form of content that exists will require a mandatory rating by some sort of standards body? Because, after all, that's how the V-chip works at the moment.

    Yeah, good luck with that, folks.

    1. Re:Protect us from ourselves! by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I see this as somewhat like making the FDA find a taco sauce that tastes good on every food.

  16. Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by NJVil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Last night I went out to dinner with two close friends. As we watched, a mother semi-ignored her 4 or 5 year old girl as she cried and screamed and jumped up and down in a royal temper tantrum. It seems mom was too busy chatting with her friend to notice as the girl bellowed at the top of her lungs even as one of the waiters came over and offered the girl a balloon to silence the child. The mother occasionally glanced at the girl and said things like "It's okay." and "What's wrong?" then went right back to gossiping with her friend about what was going on at her job. This went on for 15-20 minutes until she finished her conversation and then all three left.

    It's bad enough that some parents think that television is a babysitter. It's even worse that some feel the Internet is a more interactive babysitter. Now, it seems, your cell phone and ipod are capable of acting as babysitters.

    Sadly, judging from my experience in the restaurant, technology might actually be a better babysitter than some parents...

    1. Re:Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As we watched, a mother semi-ignored her 4 or 5 year old girl as she cried and screamed and jumped up and down in a royal temper tantrum. It seems mom was too busy chatting with her friend to notice as the girl bellowed at the top of her lungs even as one of the waiters came over and offered the girl a balloon to silence the child.

      This is only because she couldn't smack the brat upside the head. A child at that age has the potential to monopolize 14 hours of time a day everyday (basically, anytime their not sleeping), for years (2-6). A tantrum should not lead to a balloon.

    2. Re:Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Next time don't go to McDonald's Playland.

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    3. Re:Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're in the US here's a thing I wonder about which you (and others) might be able to answer. When you go to a restaurant, supermarket or out on town in general: how often do you see parents with children throwing tantrums. I've seen some vague indications that it isn't really uncommon (ok, not common either). I wonder if there is a real parenting difference between, say Sweden and the US. Here in Sweden I can't recall the last time when I saw a proper tantrum... sad and crying children of course but not someone being really disruptive.

    4. Re:Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by GreggBz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      semi-ignored her 4 or 5 year old girl as she cried and screamed and jumped up and down in a royal temper tantrum.


      It's best to ignore such a child. You see, when you grow up, whining and screaming does not get you balloons. You want to learn that lesson early.

      Either that or give the child some strong negative reinforcement. But I can see a mother being uncomfortable with that in a crowded restaurant.
    5. Re:Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      Not that often really. It probably has to do with our overall self-absorption, where for non-parents the slightest peep is considered a full out tantrum that has threatened their God given right to quiet serenity at all times.

    6. Re:Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by insanemime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok that crap is a cop-out. If the child is acting up like that in any public place you at least need to teach them that that sort of behavior is not ok. I have a 4-year old son and he knows better then to cause a hissy fit in a public place. They begin throwing a tantrum, take them outside and make them sit a time-out on a bench and if the behavior continues or they will not listen then a pop on the butt is called for. If it still continues then it is time to go home where they can't do anything they want to do..no TV no toys, etc. Eventually they will get the message. Yes it may be an inconvenience to you, but if you curb this sort of behavior then they will learn how to behave. Just because you become a parent does not mean that you should now ignore common courtesy for people around you. Remember how annoying crying kids were before you had one. Think about that next time your kid throws a fit and you decide to ignore him/her.

    7. Re:Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by monkeyhouse · · Score: 2

      And, as a parent, this is where I take my child *out* of the restaurant, even at my own inconvenience. I find it more uncomfortable to foist my child's tantrum (or general misbehavior) on other patrons.

      Of course, others disagree (including my husband). I still, however, remember what it was like, pre-children, to be forced to deal with other people's misbehaving kids (and still don't like it today).

      I ignore the tantrums at home. For the most part. Public venues, for me, require a different tactic.

      Getting back to the point, I don't see where this is censorship, unless the *use* of the chip becomes mandatory. We don't use our V-chip now. I don't see us using it in the future, although you never know. What bothers us the most (as a previous poster said) are the commercials that contain what we consider inappropriate content... those aren't rated and wouldn't be affected by this anyway.

      (Hates trying to catch horror movie previews and change the channel before the kids notice... and the stupid things seem to always be at twice the volume of everything else too...)

    8. Re:Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Let me tell you a little secret.

      There have always been bad parents. Since the beginning of time. Even in the animal kingdom, you get the occasional mother which simply shows no interest whatsoever in her offspring.

      Only these days, it's more obvious in people because it's the idiots who are breeding. Smarter teens have less sex.

    9. Re:Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Sadly, judging from my experience in the restaurant, technology might actually be a better babysitter than some parents...

      Watch an early Hollywood comedy sometime. There's usually a scene where the star is standing in line for something while the woman in front of him is busy yakking with a friend. The star watches in amusement or horror as the woman's rugrat pours ink in a show, or eats a houseplant, or drinks glue. Moral: poor parenting isn't a new invention.

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    10. Re:Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously not been to a Wal-Mart recently.

    11. Re:Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      True, but the Walmart experience itself is so painful it can only make people even more sensitive to the misbehavior of other's children.

    12. Re:Parents, Supervise Your Own Children by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      So take the child outside. Works for me and my young one when he is throwing a fit.

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  17. Censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this chip will be used only for kids, oh what a relief to know that it won't be used for adults.

  18. Overkill by ThosLives · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This technology is all overkill anyway, and here's why:

    To view content, you have to physically have access to a device that can display the content. As a parent, you should be able to remove that physical access for all 'locally controlled' devices; you can't prevent them from watching a friend's phone or whatever regardless of V-chips or whatever.

    There is this thing called an 'off switch' and, failing that, circuit breakers.

    You don't want them to have a phone, don't give them money to buy one. If they're old enough to get a job to afford their own, then they should already have the capacity to handle whatever content they can obtain anyway.

    To me, these laws just take away responsibility and, with it, freedom from the general populace.

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    1. Re:Overkill by goldspider · · Score: 1

      First of all, how does this take away freedom from anybody? Do you understand what the V-chip is?

      There is this thing called an 'off switch' and, failing that, circuit breakers.

      Yeah, if you don't shut off the power to every room with a TV, you're an irresponsible parent. Good call.

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    2. Re:Overkill by ChetOS.net · · Score: 1

      Where is responsibility or freedom removed? You can choose not to use this technology... it isn't like the TV comes pre-programmed based on government standards.

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    3. Re:Overkill by ThosLives · · Score: 1

      The loss of freedom comes inherently with the handing off of the responsibility to the government. Sure, in this case it's a "small" loss because the V-chip is just a more complicated "off" switch. But it's saying that "hey government we want you to give us tools because we're too lazy to educate our children" and any time you give responsibility to the government it corresponds with a loss of freedom.

      The only way to increase freedom (in a political sense) is to also accept more responsibility.

      The issue with the super V-chip is this: folks are wanting to make the government (specifically the FCC) responsible for providing mechanisms to filter content. The result of this is that people will therefore have fewer freedoms in choosing their methods of filtering content. The sneaky thing is it looks like the super V-chip is adding a new way of filtering content, but it's actually a restriction in a different direction: it means that the freedom of upstarts to create new content devices is reduced because they are now subject to more constraints.

      Loss of freedom is often not directly related to the change in responsibility, but it is always there.

      That said, the existence or not of a super V-chip is kind of irrelevant; the underlying issues are really that of parent-child relationship integrity, education, and exchange of freedom and responsibility.

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    4. Re:Overkill by BigDumbAnimal · · Score: 1

      There is this thing called an 'off switch' and, failing that, circuit breakers. That reminds me of my parents trying to control our TV and NES time as kids. Our TV was a fancy multi format (PAL, SECAM, NTSC) model. It was a german TV, so you had to have those electric plug adapters to make it work in the US.

      My parents would go somewhere and take the plug adapter for the TV so we couldn't play NES or watch TV (we didn't have cable anyway, so TV sucked). They thought they were so clever with that system. I would just go to the kitchen and take the adapter off the old coffee grinder and use it.

      heh

      More on topic, I don't let my 2 year old watch any TV. She has only seen a few minutes of baseball on TV.
    5. Re:Overkill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care what rating movies I see have, yet it annoys me that most every movie is right on the line. The rating system makes a total mess of movies. Scences are cut to get PG-13 ratings. Sometimes stuff is added to get an R rating. This has an effect.

    6. Re:Overkill by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      If the confilict with your child has gotten to that point, then yes, you are an irresponsible parent for not turning off the power to every room.

      I had that conversation with my three year old just a few weeks ago. We told him that if he pees his pants because he didn't want to stop playing with a toy, that he would lose the toy for three day. He then started challenging us with items that he thought we could not take away. I explained that I didn't want to take things away, but if that is what it would take to convince him, I would do it. He challenged me on the couch, and when I had it half way out the front door, it became very clear to him that nothing in the house is too big or too difficult to have taken away. On the plus sign, he told us that we didn't need to get rid of the couch because he understands that we can take it away.

      You might think I was crazy to start hauling off a couch to make a point to a three year old, but it is an irresponsible parent that puts having a TV, or even a couch ahead of the welfare of their child.

      And if you don't know how a V-chip can cause censorship, just go and try to see a movie in a theater that is either 'voluntarily' rated NC-17, or has not been 'voluntarily' rated.

    7. Re:Overkill by goldspider · · Score: 1

      If the confilict with your child has gotten to that point, then yes, you are an irresponsible parent for not turning off the power to every room.

      If it's gotten to that point, you have completely failed as a parent.

      And if you don't know how a V-chip can cause censorship, just go and try to see a movie in a theater that is either 'voluntarily' rated NC-17, or has not been 'voluntarily' rated.


      What the hell does the V-chip have to do with movie theatres? You're comparing two completely unrelated things!

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    8. Re:Overkill by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      "What the hell does the V-chip have to do with movie theatres? You're comparing two completely unrelated things!"

      No, I am not. I am talking about two video streams that both have a 'voluntary' rating system, the movie theaters show very clearly how a 'voluntary' rating system can be used to censor material up stream from the display device. If you cannot tell how a movies played in a theater are similar to movies played on a TV, perhaps this really isn't the conversation for you.

    9. Re:Overkill by goldspider · · Score: 1

      If you cannot tell how a movies played in a theater are similar to movies played on a TV, perhaps this really isn't the conversation for you.

      Pretentious, condescending tone aside, even you have to understand the fundamental difference between the two. When you go to the movies, you have ZERO control of whether or not your kid is allowed to see certain movies.

      However at home you have ABSOLUTE control of whether or not your kid is allowed to see certain movies. The V-chip simply lets parents define the parameters.

      They're at complete opposite ends of the "parental control/consent" spectrum. Unless, of course, you're looking at this from the poor deprived kids' perspective, complaining that they can't see certain movies/shows that parents deem inappropriate.

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    10. Re:Overkill by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You claim that you have ZERO control over what movies your kids go to see, AND complain that someone is talking down to you in the same post? Amazing.

    11. Re:Overkill by goldspider · · Score: 1

      "You claim that you have ZERO control over what movies your kids go to see"

      Nope, not even close.

      "When you go to the movies, you have ZERO control of whether or not your kid is allowed to see certain movies."

      As in there are certain movies that theaters won't even let kids into, regardless of whether or not you as the parent are OK with it.

      Not that it matters anymore. You seem more interested in being obtuse than having a reasonable discussion.

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    12. Re:Overkill by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I miss understood. I thought you were saying that you personally had no control. I didn't realize that you were acknowledging that 'voluntary' rating systems do in fact lead to censorship. Go figure. People will seem much sharper to you if when you decide to agree with them entirely, you just say so, instead of telling them that their argument makes no sense.

      Perhaps I am obtuse, but I can't figure out how your example of a 'voluntary' rating system on a video stream creating a clear environment of censorship is supposed to debunk the argument that putting a 'voluntary' rating system on another video stream has no relationship to the descussion of censorship on the second stream.

    13. Re:Overkill by goldspider · · Score: 1

      "I can't figure out how your example of a 'voluntary' rating system on a video stream creating a clear environment of censorship is supposed to debunk the argument that putting a 'voluntary' rating system on another video stream has no relationship to the discussion of censorship on the second stream."

      Because at the movies, you (the parent) don't get to decide that it's OK for your kid to see what a third party has deemed unacceptable. At home, even with a V-chip TV, you (again as the parent) define the boundaries (or lack thereof) for your kid's viewing habits.

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    14. Re:Overkill by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You clearly do not understand how the movie rating system works. The entire thing is theoretically 'voluntary'. There is no legally mandated censorship going on there. There is nothing in the movie rating system that offers any third party more power to censor than what a V-Chip television offers. You must have gotten confused, as many people do, and thought that the MPAA rating system had some government or legal standing beyond a group of people privately agreeing to slap a label on a movie.

  19. The same Mark Pryor... by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is the same Mary Pryor who is cosponsoring the Protecting Children from Indecent Programming Act.

    1. Re:The same Mark Pryor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >cosponsoring the Protecting Children from Indecent Programming Act

      Sounds great, anyone out to protect children from BASIC and perl have my support!

  20. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Censoring for Children is like carpeting the whole world because we refuse to wear shoes instead.
    That analogy belies your point. I think V-chips are stupid, but a carpeted world sounds delightfully comfortable.
  21. At some point, it becomes really, really obvious.. by sesshomaru · · Score: 3, Insightful
    At some point, it becomes really, really obvious that t his is what we actually call "government pork." Delicious, nutritious, government pork! The only question left is, who is being fed by this unfunded mandate?

    More concerning is the new anti-TV violence rules. I really don't want to go back to the days of the A-Team where you could have machine guns as long as they never hit anyone.

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  22. I propose.. by rsmoody · · Score: 2, Funny

    A federal mandate that parents actually provide parenting for their children. This opposed to the government providing it for them. Radical, huh?

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    1. Re:I propose.. by cyberjock1980 · · Score: 1

      You know what scares me? Not the V-Chip. The fact that the parent threat to this post is labeled funny! That's what scares me and reminds me that the world is on a 1 way trip to hell.

  23. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

    Until you get carpet burns. Give me bruises on hardwood instead.

  24. Society of bad parenting by insanemime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ah yes...one step closer to a society that takes no responsibility for anything their children do. I guess you could argue that using a technology such as a super V chip helps parents automatically filter content that they are concerned their kids will see. Unfortunately, as a computer tech, I see so many parents ask tech shops about spying software and filtering software so they don't have to actively monitor what their kids are doing. If a parent is worried with who their kid is chatting with online then they need to be involved and ask. Parents have built in monitoring called "looking". I know its a low-tech foreign concept but it works. If you are open and honest with your kids, actively talk to them about dangers, keep them using search engines that filter bad content by default (like google) and watching what they are doing and who they are talking to on the internet then things like this are not needed. But that would take too much responsibility I guess.

    1. Re:Society of bad parenting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone else see the coralation here, monitoring everything using a chip, no control over kids, giving the government more and more control. To me this is doubleplusungood.

  25. Stupid Country by spocksbrain · · Score: 1

    It is so frustrating for me to see things like this. You take away more and more responsibility from people, you in effect take away more and more freedom. I should be allowed to watch what I want, do what I want, smoke what I want, and drink what I want and be held responsible for any consequenses of my actions.

  26. oh no, the children! by apodyopsis · · Score: 1

    wont somebody save the children! oh the humanity!

    every part of me screams that the real agenda is using a moralistic excuse to add another layer that can make somebody more money.

  27. Lost Cause by Detritus · · Score: 2, Informative
    Television and films have distribution networks that can be easily regulated and controlled. That model doesn't fit the Internet, where anyone can generate and distribute content. What are they going to do when vast numbers of people, many of whom are not US residents, refuse to "go with the program" and put rating tags on their work? Are they going to demand that Project Gutenberg apply ratings to all of the books that they distribute? What about audible.com?

    Even if this becomes law, I can't imagine that it would survive its first challenge in a federal court.

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  28. Judge and be judged. by phrackwulf · · Score: 1

    It's a more pervasive problem than that. Ignorance and a lack of learning are corroding the structures we depend upon to both innovate and produce healthy and intelligent children. It's a vicious cycle. If technology as a whole were better understood, we would have less knee jerk regulation and you can't really blame a politician for looking for a quick fix when they will be out of office on average in four to eight years. If a parent is a bad parent then its probably because they didn't learn how to be a good parent from their own father and mother (which is a skill by the way). Furthermore, computer technology inspires a certain elitist perspective from people who likely grew up with inferiority complexes already and build their own faults and imperfections into the machines. I use computers because of what they can do, not because they're way cool anymore. It's easy to blame rather than discuss the underlying problems. People are afraid. They then make poor decisions.

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  29. I look forward to the day... by Volatile_Memory · · Score: 1

    ...when -- with the flick of a switch -- the government can disable "dangerous" or "offensive" content to any device I own, since every device will be mandated to have a Super-Duper V-Chip. Think of the seditious and untoward thoughts that the Government Nannies could prevent! It will be Utopia! Wait! Better than Utopia... it will be Oceania!

    v.m

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    1. Re:I look forward to the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I miss your thoughts.

  30. Authoratah! by Kirin+Fenrir · · Score: 1

    Does this mean Cartman's power level will be OVER NINE THOUSAND!?

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  31. Good luck with that by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

    ...or are you going to legislate its use, too? And I, personally, don't know of anyone who actually uses the current V-chip. Most people I know tend to do this somewhat old-fashioned thing called "parenting."

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  32. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is our obligation, as adults, not to prevent the reality from reaching the senses of minors, but to provide adequate explanations and guidance. Those technical censoring measures are the result of the intention to avoid adult responsibilities, to "sweep the problem under the rug", so to say.

    Sorry, but I disagree. It is our responsibility as adults to introduce children to reality as they are able to understand the explanations and guidance. A five-year-old is not likely to understand any possible explanation for a violent rape scene that he/she saw on TV. I'm really astounded that people think of the V-chip as censorship. Could somebody explain exactly how a screening tool that can be turned on or off by the owner is censorship? The V-chip is nothing more than a tool. It can be used for good and for bad. Good parents will carefully monitor what their children are watching (either to keep them away from inappropriate content or to explain questionable content). Bad parents will rely solely on the V-chip (a huge mistake) to allow them to shirk their responsibility. I have two children. I use the parental lock-down features on my cable box, but I also monitor what they are watching. The parental lock-down is nice because it cuts down on inappropriate content that may show up while I'm running through channels in the presence of my children. It also makes sure my eight-year-old isn't going to change channels to something that's not suitable for him (or his little sister) while I'm in the bathroom. But I'm also fully aware that it is not a substitute for responsible parenting. Some channels don't include rating informations for all shows (The Science Fiction channel and HDNet are two notable offenders), and the most questionable content comes from the commercials rather than the programming itself. Therefore, I make sure I'm there to explain behavior that is and is not appropriate. I like the V-chip as a tool, and nothing more. These laws aren't about mandating that people _use_ the V-chip. They are about making sure that it's available for those who _want_ to use it.
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  33. Re:At some point, it becomes really, really obviou by RandoX · · Score: 1

    I prefer the A-Team to the reality crap that's saturated the networks today.

  34. Really a Very Good Idea. Really. Really, really. by DavidHumus · · Score: 1

    Hey everybody, I have a great idea!

    Let's spend a lot of money developing a very complicated technology that won't actually accomplish what it's supposed to and make it available to a bunch of people who don't even know how to set the time on their VCRs!

    Vote for me!

    Oh yes, Think About the Children!(tm).

    While we're at it, Blame Canada!

  35. I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I never understood the opposition to the V-Chip. Why shouldn't the multimedia client (TV) come with a network screening app? In HW, so it's harder to crack, especially by literal "script kiddies".

    The alternative is that the government and providers screen content at the server, without consumer choice.

    The only problem is that today's FCC, coming at the tail end of the Republican covert government, will probably install spyware on their "Super" V-Chip. So instead of all your TV signals of all they offer coming down your wire or over the air, for you to privately select from, their "Super" V-Chip will send a log to the NSA. Crossreferenced to all your personal data, including email, phone, surveillance video, and all the electronic/digital transactions that profile your life.

    Eventually the NSA will convince us to implant an RFID V-Chip "so we can easily tune our TVs wherever we go".

    But if we get a private V-Chip now, before they do it, then we can satisfy the demand for convenience before that convenience is exploited to mask total privacy invasion. If the V-Chip specs and HW/firmware/SW are open, then we can get both safety and convenience. That's known as "freedom": the (traditional) American Way.

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    1. Re:I Want One by quanticle · · Score: 1

      I'm not opposed to the V-Chip, per se. I am opposed to forcing it onto every consumer who buys a TV, as per current law.

      If the V-Chip specs and HW/firmware/SW are open

      This is coming from an administration that is more secretive than Nixon's. What are the odds that anything will be open?

      <sarcasm> Don't you realize that if we have any kind of open standard, kids will be able to view porn, and terrorists will be able to spread propaganda? Why do you hate freedom?</sarcasm>

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    2. Re:I Want One by Applekid · · Score: 1

      It's not freedom if it's at the point of a gun, which all "government mandates" essentially boil down to.

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    3. Re:I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1
      If the actual V-Chip functions are OK (and not spyware), then why not require every TV to have one? Otherwise, most consumers will trade away "yet another incomprehensible tech feature I'll never use" for a few bucks saved. Which will drive up the cost of the chip for everyone else. While leaving room for competing UIs, which will totally (and probably finally) kill the effort.

      This is coming from an administration that is more secretive than Nixon's. What are the odds that anything will be open?

      That's why we have to get involved. Because the Republican government has already started to close up shop. Accommodating our involvement will take a while, probably longer than Bush has in power. So we have a chance to force this open, and make it universal: the only combo that actually works.

      I note that the problem is exactly like that of verifiable/secret elections. If we can get Americans to care about this kind of TV, we can probably get them to care about that kind of voting booth. And then make openness and security the default, rather than the exception. To complete the circle, we need to get the campaign on TV.
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    4. Re:I Want One by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      But if we get a private V-Chip now, before they do it, then we can satisfy the demand for convenience before that convenience is exploited to mask total privacy invasion. If the V-Chip specs and HW/firmware/SW are open, then we can get both safety and convenience. That's known as "freedom": the (traditional) American Way. I agree completely. Something like this could be used to help filter all sorts of content and could be quite useful as an opt-in technology. There's a market for it and a genuine need. Now before you start in on the 'sucky parenting' crap, ask your self, 'do I churn my own butter'? Because not having to worry about content being passed to my sons while I'm busy posting on slashdot, at work, posting to slashdot while at work, etc, would be a 'Good Thing'. Very convenient and useful.

      To be practical about it, there would likely be two kinds of content that form in the world: participating and non-participating. But this is okay too. The major outlets would likely all participate, as would any companies that want to appear wholesome and generally on the up-and-up. I could configure the system to block all those that aren't participating and worry less about it. Sure it could still be a problem, but it really does seem like a step in the right direction to me.

      As said by the parent, the key here would be to act in an open, standardized way that is transparent to the user. This SHOULD keep it from being turned against us in the future, especially since it could be disabled were it to get out of hand.
    5. Re:I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You're an anarchist. Corporations love the power vacuum your ideology demands.

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    6. Re:I Want One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The alternative is that the government and providers screen content at the server, without consumer choice."
      Nice false dichotomy you've got there.

    7. Re:I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, that's the dichotomy: consumers screen the content (including no screening) or government/providers screen it (which always includes screening, like the status quo).

      We might even agree, Anonymous ambiguous Coward, in finer detail. But you've got to say something meaningful, not just sarcastically obnoxious.

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    8. Re:I Want One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem is that today's FCC, coming at the tail end of the Republican covert government [dailykos.com], will probably install spyware on their "Super" V-Chip.

      You're a Slashdotter in the truest sense of the word:

      1. Blame the Republicans for whatever situation is at hand
      2. Link to a left-wing blog instead of citing a nonbiased source
      3. Appeal to people's fear and paranoia by mentioning spyware
      4. Arrive at a conclusion based on conjecture rather than evidence, but afford yourself a disclaimer by saying "probably"
      5. ???
      6. Profit!

    9. Re:I Want One by Baba+Ram+Dass · · Score: 1

      I never understood the opposition to the V-Chip. Why shouldn't the multimedia client (TV) come with a network screening app? Because I never asked for the technology in my multimedia client, and because it's a federal mandate (for devices larger than 33") there are no multimedia client manufacturers who exclude said technology. Thus, I pay a higher price for my multimedia client because other people have demanded the government step in. It boils down to freedom of choice, the freedom for me to buy a TV without a V-chip in it.
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    10. Re:I Want One by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      You missed a step. We'll call it step zero.

      0. Ignore the fact that this idea is coming from a Democrat.

    11. Re:I Want One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DocRuby's flawed Logic:

      When Democrats/lefties create stupid laws = blame Republicans
      When Democrats/lefties push a nanny state agenda = blame Republicans
      When Democrats/lefties ________ = blame Republicans

    12. Re:I Want One by Grimbleton · · Score: 0

      Why should I, a child-not-wanting 20 something, have to subsidize the cost of technology I DON'T WANT OR NEED so that someone else can not use it at their leisure?

    13. Re:I Want One by servognome · · Score: 1

      It boils down to freedom of choice, the freedom for me to buy a TV without a V-chip in it.
      You still have the freedom to not buy a TV.
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    14. Re:I Want One by drew · · Score: 1

      The problem with the V-Chip is that it should be a feature that I can pay extra for if I actually want it, rather than a government mandated component that I am paying for whether I ever use it or not. While we're at it, why don't we include a mandatory NetNanny subscription with every new PC sold as well. After all, you can turn it off if you don't want to use it, right?

      Anyway, if the V-Chip were an option that a customer had to make a conscious decision to purchase, I 'm sure we'd find out pretty quickly just how many people actually care.

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    15. Re:I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I looked in the configs of my DLP TV, and it has a V-Chip. It's not currently mandatory. If it were any extra expense that could stop consumers from buying the model/brand with one, the manufacturer would drop it.

      However, consumers do not make rational decisions about products they don't understand, that solve a problem they will face in several years (when they have kids), that have been demonized as a brand in their youth, that they've heard has been "fixed" somewhere else (like maybe their cable box). They get a vague feeling of discomfort that crushes any occasional rational consideration, and the solution dies before it can be accepted, or embraded, by the market.

      There is, however, a middle ground. All TVs could be required to be "V-Chip ready", and by default include them as a module. If you understand them enough to skip them, you can "opt-out". Make the savings include the cost of the TV's interface to the missing chip, and only people who default to the chip will pay for the whole subsystem. People who don't understand the V-Chip are more likely to need it, rather than just discipline their kids, because they also default to letting their kids watch just anything.

      OTOH, there isn't a single Congressmember who both understands that kind of tech/economics/freedom compromise, and can convince any others of it. So while that opt-out requirement is the right tech solution, it isn't a practical political solution. Of the cruder alternatives, the one that works best overall is requiring every TV to include one.

      Which a clever manufacturer could implement with opt-in. And thereby also satisfy their market's desire for choice. So even under the actual coming FCC requirement, we can see whether the choice can be managed by the market, as decided by the manufacturers who have the most interest in serving it properly.

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    16. Re:I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You're such a Republican that you're ignoring that I agree with the V-Chip the Democrat proposes. Which part of "I Want One" in the title don't you understand?

      You're such a Republican that you're ignoring that the problem is that Republicans created the government that would implement it, even though that's exactly why I said I wouldn't want one right now.

      You Republicans are so partisan that you ignore parties when the party is Republican, but whenever it's not, there's a Democratic strawman handy to burn in effigy.

      Countdown to your response "But Clinton..." in 10, 9, 8...

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    17. Re:I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Anonymous Slashdotter Coward is posting from the Republican fallout bunker.

      The "situation at hand" is that Republicans have destroyed any integrity government had before they controlled its power monopoly for 6 rotten years after controlling Congress for 6, after controlling the White House for 12, after a 4 year break before which they controlled the White House for another 8. During which time, Nixon/Reagan/Bush/Gingrich/Frist turned the government into a spying operation inspired by the East German Stasi secret police (and recruited directly from them).

      Republicans are to blame, by the same token Republicans like the AC tried to take credit for the illusions of security you built on our robbed liberties.

      I linked to a Democratic blog because that's where people are reasonably discussing the story. Which links to the story. But Republicans like the AC kneejerk to "kill the messenger", rather than get crushed by its message.

      Republicans rely on denial of tyrannies like government spyware while terrorizing us into accepting them. Carnivore? ECHELON? Warrantless domestic wiretapping? New spying on us revealed at every turn? Hello, is this thing on?

      I arrived at a conclusion that the legacy Republican government we'll have to tear down for years, generations, will spy on us because I'm living in the real world. Not the fantasy Republican world where they terrorize us, deny it, destroy our freedom, and leave us exposed to greater threats, just so they can have all the power.

      Who is this Anonymous Republican Coward still partying like it's 2003? Karl Rove, is that you?

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    18. Re:I Want One by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Republican? Sorry spanky, I never voted for Bush. I voted for Browne in 2000 and didn't even bother to vote in 2004, I've pretty much given up on the concept of American democracy.

      So if the problem is that the chip would come about at the end of a Republican adiministration, then why doesn't your beloved Democrat just wait until Bush is gone, then introduce this bill? Maybe Democrats are just plain stupid? That would certainly explain what's wrong with you.

    19. Re:I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Right, "Libertarian": Republicans who want to shoot someone and get away with it. Now you're just an apathetic loser who doesn't deserve the chance to talk about American politics, because you're not even doing the least you can do: your duty to vote. Republican corporate anarchy will suit you.

      I'm not a Democrat, snappy. I've never registered for a party, and I don't support their pathetic system you're still trapped in. As part of the people who don't vote, so they don't have to worry about.

      But then, you think Democrats just snap fingers and the Republican legacy disappears. That's the kind of naivete I expect from "Libertarians" who think not voting is an acceptable response to a broken system, instead of doing at least your minimum obligation to help fix it.

      You don't care about America, you don't understand it. Who cares what you think about it, or the V-Chip?

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    20. Re:I Want One by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      You've convinced me to vote in the next election. I'm going to vote Republican just to spite assholes like you.

    21. Re:I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The Republicans are already full of cunts like you who are destroying our country because you're deeply broken, and projecting your major malfunction on people like me who care about fixing it.

      Thanks for posting the comment most certain to confirm just what a stupid shit you really are. And reflecting so perfectly on the rest of you sociopathic "Libertarian" posers. Now tell me you'll fix the country by shooting someone. Then go start the latest incarnation of the "Schmuck Party".

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    22. Re:I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Seat belts. Airbags. Rearview mirror anti-highbeam flip up. But the V-Chip costs like a dollar.

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    23. Re:I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It's hard to take someone called "Baba Ram Dass" seriously when you don't accept how we're all connected. For about a dollar.

      How many other features of your TV do you never use, but you pay about a dollar (or more) for them to include in every TV? Do you complain about paying for those?

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    24. Re:I Want One by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Will a V-Chip protect me in an accident?

      Didn't think so.

    25. Re:I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It'll protect your kids (or the neighbors) if you haven't trained them properly not to watch just anything coming down the cable wire.

      I mean, come on. Don't you know how to understand an analogy? Or were you raised on TV?

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    26. Re:I Want One by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Whooooooooosh! ;P

      My fiancee and I had a discussion about this very topic after reading all the comments here, actually. (Well, she read about half before realizing they were getting redundant, and I was still happily reading... Maybe that says something about me?) and have pretty much decided that when we have kids, we're going to expose them to things slowly from an early-ish age, so that everything doesn't slam them full on in the face when they get to school.

      I don't mean popping in a porno when they're 5-6 years old, but I grew up watching just about anything I wanted on TV, and by the time I hit 12-13 I wasn't interested in it anymore (Of course I still watched anime and the occasional movie, which is about all I do now) and I never did anything crazy, and I'm definitely not screwed up by it. I'm careful about everything I do, try my best to be good to others, and hey, I've got a gorgeous girl who loves me. (She must - She just preordered me a copy of GTAIV Special Edition.)

      Although I was making a joke about protecting me in an accident, I sort of do feel that way. A seatbelt is purpose built to protect you physically from harm in an accident. I'm not afraid to let someone see something on television, because it's not going to hurt them. It's just images on TV. But that's making the assumption, of course, that I'll ever have cable. I bought my 37" widescreen LCD purely for gaming and my DVD collection. I didn't need an extra cost on top of what I paid for it to subsidize the cost for someone else's parental aid.

      I believe in raising children, not in tossing them in front of the TV. And before you say "You've never had kids!" I have my younger brother and my cousins that I helped raise, all of which are under 15, so I remember every part of their life, since I was always there in their lives. My brother was completely under our step-mother's thumb, and as a result is a future clocktower gunman sociopath. My one cousin was raised by the TV, and all he watched was cartoons, was never told "No" when he was little, and now he's ruined.

      I just have to find a perfect balance between those two extremes and I'm golden.

      Add in the "I never intend to have cable TV," and "My fiancee will already have been an elementary school teacher for a few years before we have kids" and I think we'll be just fine.

      I don't even remember what the post I'm replying to says at this point I've gone off on such a tangent. Hopefully I've at least responded to what you said?

    27. Re:I Want One by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      we're going to expose them to things slowly from an early-ish age, so that everything doesn't slam them full on in the face when they get to school.

      The V-Chip makes it easy to control the rate at which your kids will be getting the full blast of 2010 TV. Which will make your childhood's "unrestricted" TV look like a _Sesame Street_ episode. Because the server-side constraints you're used to will all be gone, as the media corps sending it to you will have rewritten all the government rules to their fancy. And because the "TV" will tune in all the Internet multimedia in that brave new world.

      And it's not just your kids who will benefit from their parents' universal access to V-Chip (including at friends' homes, and everywhere else they go). All your neighbors' kids, around the country, will have the same advantage in easy parenting. So your kids won't have as much bad influences. And you won't have to live in a world surrounded by kids as barraged by troublesome content.

      It's like public education. Do your kids need to learn in kindergarten how to wash their hands and brush their teeth every day? Probably not, if you're a good parent. But if the lazy parent down the street doesn't pull it off, your kid will more likely get sick from them. Either in kindergarten, or sometime before they move out of your house as an adult. So spending the extra money for universal education compensates for a lot of bad parenting, even protecting good parents.

      It also occurs to me that the V-Chip, by 2010, will also be a way for consumers to lock down all our own private content from display. Which works both ways: I don't want visitors using my TV to watch my arguments with my wife on my security camera. And I don't want to accidentally watch your home porno when I just dropped by for dinner - no matter how beautiful is your wife.

      The basics are clear: every TV should have client-side content lockout. So it's cheap and consistent enough that everyone can, and does, do it. It's not for just the children, though they're the first people to need someone else to lock out content from them.
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  36. Yet another example that lawmakers are stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will take a kid with 1/2 a brain to circumvent it quite quickly. then as soon as he posts how to do it on his myspace page, the whole thing become an exercize in stupidity.

    you know what, the world is not a sanitized disney cartoon, you have uncouth idiots walking around in a FUCK YOU! t-shirt. Morons that tattoo profanity to their forhead (yes this is REAL, I saw one of these morons this summer.) etc...

    it's the parents job to educate their kids, Howard stern get's turned off some mornings when it's just me because I cant stand the crass and unfunny that day, some days it's a fartfest and the F word is tossed every 3 seconds and I'm crying laughing. do I let my 8 year old niece listen to it? no. I still feel uncomfortable with my 15 year old listening to it and constantly remind her that the people on the Howard stern show like Sal are typically the worst of the low IQ morons on the planet and howard goes looking for them because it's fun to laugh at the stupid people.

    Congress is out of control, none of you young voters (18-35) are willing to get off your asses and vote or be active in your country so the 70+ year old demographic controls the government.

    I go out every election and volunteer for the things and candidates I believe in and help them. what do you do?

    I forget, Playing Halo2 and posting on myspace is far more important to all of you.

  37. Oblig.: by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have you ever considered turning off the TV...sitting down with your children...and hitting them?

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    1. Re:Oblig.: by Frenchman113 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because teaching children that "I'm bigger than you, I'm stronger than you, and I have more authority than you, therefore anything I say or do to you is right and you deserved it." will definitely prepare them to be upstanding citizens.

    2. Re:Oblig.: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because teaching children that "I'm bigger than you, I'm stronger than you, and I have more authority than you, therefore anything I say or do to you is right and you deserved it." will definitely prepare them to be upstanding citizens.

      Actually that will probably help them out more than you think considering thats exactly how the world works :(

    3. Re:Oblig.: by opkool · · Score: 1

      Mod parent (AC) up

      Because the world is like that.

      There is always someone bigger, stronger and with more authority (richer, more powerful, with more political connections) than you, and you will end up doing his/her will.

      The classical example is your boss: you do what the boss says or you get fired.

      This is why I don't understand all this over-protection of kids... a protective layer that sheds when they reach 18, exit high school and confront a world where they have no special privileges, and no amount of whining will get them their way.

      I see that every time that a youngling joins our company. They are full of "I have all the rights and provileges. I have no obligations. I'm Teh Shiznitz". This lasts about 2 hours, when a boss straights them out ("I don't care what you want. Do this or else"). Or they get summarily fired.

      Peace

    4. Re:Oblig.: by docwatson223 · · Score: 1

      I have 4 and can say that they are FAR more disciplined and well-behaved than their 'we don't hit, go sit for a time-out' cousins. My kids understand that there are severe (read: painful) consequences to gross misbehavior. My Mother-in-law comments how much more behaved ours are verses her other daughters 'children. Now, I think it has to do with a variety of issues; 1. My wife is a full-time, stay-at-home mom. (Part-time moms go to work and don't violate the rules of time and space since they can only be at one place at one time and can only do so much in the course of any given day) 2. We used corporal punishment until they were 7 at which time we used reason (and the very real threat of corporal punishment) 3. Reason after the display of force is often a better motivator. The use of force is with great discretion and in appropriate context. This is a model for the bigger world and diplomacy. 4. We have taught the concept of *consequence* because what you do has a good or bad outcome. The real world doesn't give timeouts - it kicks your ass and leaves you homeless or dead. An appropriate swat on the ass now can prevent difficulties in life later.

  38. Why not just stick a chip into our heads by franknagy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am also waiting for the Intellecual Property lawyers to figure out tht people can remember movies and songs. This is a clear copyright violation and so we should all be required to have our memories erased.

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  39. Damn Republicans by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

    Damn Republicans throwing away our rights . . . oh . . wait.

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    1. Re:Damn Republicans by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Damn Politicians throwing away our rights

      fixed that for you.

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  40. how hard to use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, how hard is it going to be to set up? My VCR clock is still blinking.

  41. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by mdwh2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Could somebody explain exactly how a screening tool that can be turned on or off by the owner is censorship? ... These laws aren't about mandating that people _use_ the V-chip.

    True, but it is mandating (I think) that every adult has to pay for it, presumably in everything from computers to phones, which is still an issue. What's wrong with overseeing the development to make it available as an option to those who want it?

    There's also the question of how they intend to implement a rating system for the Internet.

  42. Awesome by k_187 · · Score: 1

    And then they can make the V-Chip X-TREME! when this fails.

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  43. Our savior.. the Super-V chip! by cyberjock1980 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Back in the 50s, the TV was for the most part clean. Kids could watch most of what was on TV with very little considered to be 'unacceptable for a child to watch'.

    Today it seems like kids are very limited in terms of what would be 'acceptable'. Now maybe I'm just crazy or too tired to think straight, but WHY are we watching/listening to this 'crap' on TV? If it's so bad for our kids, is it really that good for us adults? Sure, there's definite limits. Can't exactly show the evening news on Iraq on Nickelodeon, but it seems like TV is just getting more and more into the realm of 'not really worth anything'. Maybe Mr. Roger's had it right when

    With using the 'N' word in music and the crap-tastic "reality shows", if it's not good for my kids, is it really good for adults? Is your point conveyed that much better adding the F-bomb to your sentence?

    Sometimes I swear we're really all a bunch of teenagers rebelling against our parents and listening to the F-bomb and N-word just to rebel(are we trying to prove we're really adults?). Why don't we grow up and realize that crap isn't really doing us any good, and just quit allowing that junk on TV/Radio? Maybe I should enable this new Super V-Chip just to block out the garbage I shouldn't be watching anyway?

    Disclaimer: I'm in my late 20's, so maybe my concept of what was on TV in the 50's is totally hosed.

    1. Re:Our savior.. the Super-V chip! by Doc+Lazarus · · Score: 1

      You have this the wrong way around: this approach towards 'clean' TV was created by easily offended people who blackmailed Hollywood in the '30s into censoring 'immoral' content via boycott. To prevent a loss of audience, Hollywood instituted the Hays Code which was the movie industry's self-run morality police that cut whatever they thought was offensive out of movies and eventually TV to conform to self-appointed Christian watchdogs to conform with their version of reality. The idea that TV started 'clean' and went 'dirty' is blatantly false. If anything, the idea of 'clean' TV is one imposed on the entertainment industry to avoid movies and TVs that sparked original thought. Before 1934, visual media had dozens of incidences of nudity and other 'immoral' things like violence and other topics. I could bring up 'Tarzan and His Mate' and the original 'Scarface' as examples quite easily. So don't act like media suddenly started dealing with sexuality and violence in the '70s (which is a cunning way of pinning this all on the Sexual Revolution and the Baby Boomers to contrast with the Republican ideal of the 1950s). The first movies were of nudes posing and moving as an experiment to document the human form, much like painting. This 'dirtiness' was created by watchdogs who thought they knew what was good for us that conned everybody into equating human sexuality as sin, hence 'dirt.' If anything, this 'cleanliness' is an aberration created by some complete repressive jerks whose cause still can't get over their humanity.

    2. Re:Our savior.. the Super-V chip! by Secrity · · Score: 1

      In the '50's, "The Flintstones" and "I Love Lucy" episodes had animated cigarette commercials embedded into them -- and they were shown prime time. "I Love Lucy" even had Philip Morris cigarettes product placement. Of course Lucy and Ricky had to sleep in twin beds; the first TV show that indicated that a couple slept in the same bed was the "Brady Bunch".

      My kids are in their teens now, and I never really cared what they watched on TV. Trying to protect them is going to cause problems later when they are no longer protected. The only potential problem was with one kid who loved listening and singing along to a particular Jimmy Buffet CD that had "let's get drunk and screw" in it. He knew all of the words to all of the songs on the CD.

    3. Re:Our savior.. the Super-V chip! by bcharr2 · · Score: 1

      In the '50's, "The Flintstones" and "I Love Lucy" episodes had animated cigarette commercials embedded into them -- and they were shown prime time. "I Love Lucy" even had Philip Morris cigarettes product placement.

      You're right, the parents in the 50's made no effort to protect their children from cigarette adds, and there was no real ill effect on their children. I mean, other than the fact that in the US, smoking causes 1 of every 5 deaths. So other than the 1,200 Americans every day - 420,000 Americans each year - that die from cigarettes, these commercials had no real ill affect on our children.

      I now return you to your regularly scheduled discussion on "Parenting in America", brought to you by 20-somethings everywhere who have never, actually, you know, raised any children of their own. Tune in tomorrow, when we bring you top software design tips provided by people who have never actually programmed anything in their lives, but have lots of advice to offer you software engineers out there because they are super opinionated about everything. Plus, they're Americans, so they MUST have a super informed opinion about subjects they've never actually studied.

    4. Re:Our savior.. the Super-V chip! by BitByteNybble110 · · Score: 1

      Not to should like a total jerk, but the first couple to share a bed on TV was Mary Kay and Johnny Which aired on CBS from 1947 to 1949

    5. Re:Our savior.. the Super-V chip! by Grimbleton · · Score: 0

      Think of it this way - It's like topping up the bleach levels in the gene pool. We get rid of easily led people, AND the government's coffers get padded a bit.

      Now if only it would finally do in my stepmother.

    6. Re:Our savior.. the Super-V chip! by DreadPiratePizz · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I'm in my late 20's, so maybe my concept of what was on TV in the 50's is totally hosed.

      TV was cleaner, but the cinema was pretty dirty. Not in overtly obvious ways, but it was still pretty dirty.

    7. Re:Our savior.. the Super-V chip! by Secrity · · Score: 1

      I just checked the show out, it was also the first sitcom and it originally aired live on Dumont. It is too bad there are no known surviving complete kinescopes of the show.

      I wonder when the first bathroom with a full toilet was shown on TV. Even the Brady Bunch's bathroom didn't have a toilet. Leave It to Beaver showed the top of a toilet TANK in one episode, but not the bowl.

  44. Just a thought by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    But if a chip can filter content on the internet/cell phone/whatever based on some settings then it can be made to record that content and possibly where it came from and what (or who) filtered it.

    Just a thought.

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  45. Quick show of hands.... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

    How many people actually use a V-chip in existing TVs? Anyone.....anyone at all.....

    OK, there were about five people that use them.

    Why waste resources on a system that virtually no one uses. Actually, most people don't even know that it is there to start with.

    Parents need to take responsibility and teach their kids right from wrong, what is real and not real. An other people need to let all the other parents make their own mistakes, they can not fix their own kids by forcing others to do as they should have done in the first place.

    1. Re:Quick show of hands.... by Doc+Lazarus · · Score: 1

      Right on. And on top of that, they can get over their 'technology BAD' and learn how to do the things. Exactly how hard is it to write down a password and lock it away? Seriously, it's like the adults in this are trying to claim the ignorance they want to foster in their children. I'm sure that'll work out just SUPER.

    2. Re:Quick show of hands.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got it all wrong. V-chip is there for the _manufacturers_. Just like putting the classic "don't dry the cat in the microwave oven" warning in the manual, putting V-chip in the TV moves the (assumed) responsibility from the manufacturers and the industry back to the end-user. If your kid turns into a psychokiller they can point out that it was _you_ that didn't program the V-chip to prevent it.

  46. So what? by RandoX · · Score: 1

    Other than adding somewhat to the cost of the device(s), so what? Nobody's stopping adults from accessing whatever content they want to. Nobody's forcing you to use it. It's just an option that parents can use, if they wish, to _help_ control what their children have access to on equipment the parent provides.

    I know that it's not a fix-all but if parents are concerned about what their children are watching, this is just one more tool they can use (along with actually monitoring the children, of course).

    Everyone acts like this is a move by the morality police to stop legitimate adults from accessing their Mexican Donkey Porn(tm).

  47. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by Doc+Lazarus · · Score: 1

    Well said. Children are being used as the new lowest common denominator today and it's insulting to everybody that we are basing our entire culture around some mythical ideal of childhood that never really occurs. Don't children one day become adults? There are two real issues being covered up by this cultural regression to a faux childhood: The American childish public attitudes towards sex and how this relates to parenthood. How can you really teach a child anything about life when you can't even get past the 'icky' bias of sexuality and what it means?

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  49. corrected /. link by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

    Here's the correct link to the /. article discussing the Protecting Children from Indecent Programming Act. This group of senators is passing so many damn thinkofthechildren bills to ensure their reelections that it's hard to figure out which one we're talking about at any given time. Their constituents should be ashamed if they believe these bills are doing anything but wasting tax dollars and time that could be used to discuss important issues.

  50. But I thought NYC was rent-controlled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You mean to tell me that socialism really doesn't work? Man, you just blew my mind!

    1. Re:But I thought NYC was rent-controlled... by cbreaker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Dumbass. Rent-control only helps lock in the NEW rent prices. Not everyplace in the city is $300 a month for rent, and if they are, grandma is living there.

      Most of the city is NOT rent controlled.

      Don't you realize that if they completely abolished all rent controls, only millionaires would be able to live in the city?

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      There are rent-controlled apartments, but you can't get one . As you might imagine, they are quite popular, and their number has declined significantly.

      I won't touch the socialism thing with a ten foot pole sporting a condom., but I will say that there is no shortage of capitalism in NYC. The people here get raped with taxes, though, and they still haven't stormed Albany with pitchforks - so I have to assume that they are just ignorant that the rest of the country gets a lot more for their money.

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    3. Re:But I thought NYC was rent-controlled... by mikael · · Score: 1

      There are rent-controlled apartments, but you can't get one . As you might imagine, they are quite popular, and their number has declined significantly.

      That was because the landlords couldn't afford to maintain the properties, so handed them over to the city to run, who in turn, auctioned or sold the lot off to property developers.

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  51. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by danbert8 · · Score: 1

    That's a great idea, we could power the world on the static electricity generated from everyone walking to work in their socks!

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  52. Just off the top of my head... by stonedcat · · Score: 0

    Oh fuck this.

    My ignorant country needs to stop tying to be the thought-police and fix some real issues.

    Nevermind the fact that there are more students than there are SEATS in many classrooms across the nation, no no no, it's much more important to put content filtering systems in place instead of working out the already existing problems.

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  53. Goodbye hard-earned Karma... by Nephroth · · Score: 1
    Ironically, I'm probably not supposed to say this on slashdot, but

    Fuck That

    And any manner of other "inappropriate" words for that matter. The idea of allowing the government to filter for us what is appropriate is absolutely absurd and anyone who thinks that the law-making body is the one best suited toward deciding the standards of decency for a socity needs some serious education in sociology.

    When you hand the job of deciding what's appropriate over to an organization whose job is to define laws, sooner or later laws, what's appropriate, and of course the personal agendas of those who are in power all become the same thing and the people are left with nothing.

    I say please, give our fore-fathers their due respect! They were wise men, though not perfect by any means they knew a lot better than any living American today what a totalitarian government looks like and they fashioned their government to be the opposite.

    I have ranted on Slashdot and in another of other public outlets for years about the concept of incrementalism and how bad governments are rarely made overnight, but rather they're over several decades. Those with agendas make lots of small, seemingly insignificant incremental changes that are relatively painless when they're made, but add up over time to full-blown oppression. There is a saying to this affect that goes something like, "If you throw a frog in boiling water, it will hop out, if you put a frog in cool water and slowly raise the temperature, you'll boil it alive."

    My friends, I assure you, we are being boiled alive. Some point left, some point right, but the truth is that it comes from both sides and the animated characatures of political parties that you see today are nothing more than sock puppets meant to distract you from the real agendas. The fact of the matter is, the water is getting hotter, and we're to the point in which it no longer matters whose fault it is, and we aren't granted the luxury of time to point fingers, we must act.

    Speak out, write letters and editorials, post videos to YouTube, really exercise your freedom of speech. Use it or lose it. Get people involved, get them out of their complacency and get them mad about the loss of their rights. When people speak out about the loss of freedom of speech, media outlets and politicians deftly paint those people as crazy extremists. They conjure images of things like Waco and other nonsense, they say that freedom of speech is for crazy people. It's a simple tool, and it's very effective.

    Those of us who are worried about our future, however, need to work to change that image. We need to show everyone that the guy who values his rights isn't an unstable misanthrope, or a cult member, it's the guy in the next cubicle, it's the IT manager, or the nice old man across the street, in short, it's real Americans. These people aren't radicals, they aren't perverts, and they care about their children, but they also care about their rights. They would much rather risk the oh-so-terrible possibility of their child hearing a naughty word, or seeing a risque picture, and have to guide their children through that, than lose their freedom of speech entirely in exchange for the warm, comfy, controlling blanket of government decency enforcement.

    Patriotism is not plastic flags and bumper stickers, it's not t-shirts with bald eagles and pictures of the WTC on them, it's not regurgitating the verbal vomit of television pundits, it's standing up for yourself. This country was founded when a group people stood up for what they percieved their rights to be, that's what made them Americans. The most patriotic thing you can do isn't to blanketly support your president, or hang ribbons, or support the troops; the most patriotic thing you can do is to fight for your rights, no matter who is trying to take them away.

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    1. Re:Goodbye hard-earned Karma... by Chysn · · Score: 1

      The idea of allowing the government to filter for us what is appropriate is absolutely absurd That's strictly true, but that's not what's happening here. With the TV V-Chip, for example, nobody is holding your hand, telling you what you can and cannot watch. Nobody is deciding for you what your children can and cannot watch. All you get is information. Here is the type of content that this program contains. Parents can leave the V-Chip with no settings. They can set it with super-restrictive settings. Hell, you can even program the V-Chip to block shows that DON'T contain nudity, if that's your parenting style. Censorship is a straw man when discussing V-Chip technology.

      Better questions are: Who pays for the ratings? How reliable are the ratings? Are we targeting the right content? Can the model work for other media?
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    2. Re:Goodbye hard-earned Karma... by Nephroth · · Score: 1

      The point is that this is a step. First they offer you the option of censoring yourself or your children, then a time later, it's no longer an option.

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  54. How about an I chip? by gillbates · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know, so I could screen out shows that would insult my intelligence?

    Just think of the possibilities:

    1. An A chip to screen out those artsy-fartsy types of human-interest documentaries and other drivel that joe-sixpack isn't interested in seeing.
    2. A B chip to screen out Budweiser{approved,sponsored} content for all of those artsy-fartsy types who think NASCAR is boring and mindless.
    3. A C chip to screen out cartoons for those of us who've outgrown them.
    4. A D chip to screen out Democrats and other politicians with whom I don't agree.
    5. A P chip to screen out unpatriotic content (Possible overlap with a D chip?).
    6. A BS chip to screen Fox news.
    7. ...

    Yeah, that's it! A chip for everyone! The world will finally be safe from itself ;-)

    Come to think of it, I could just turn off the tv or change the channel... Hmmm...

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    1. Re:How about an I chip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've outgrown cartoons, there's something wrong with you, and you've not payed attention enough to japan. Heck, if you've outgrown cheesy saturday morning kids cartoons, there's something wrong with you. I still get laughs out of watching Scooby Doo :)

    2. Re:How about an I chip? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      A lot of that is just nostalgia. Try catching some episodes of something you didn't watch as a kid - a lot of it is just crap.

  55. Wait. by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

    It'll come. Sooner than you think with all this direct-brain-computer interaction research.

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  56. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by plague3106 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you think so then YOU be in charge of vacuuming it.

  57. Technically impossible by aarenz · · Score: 1

    The only way that you could protect them from bad content would be to allow content that is registered as being not-bad. The majority of the bad content that they get could come in the form of images, or images of text that would be hard to read by computer (captcha). There is no way to protect children from seeing bad content on TV, Cable or the internet (which is now on their phone). As others above have pointed out, the best way to protect is to arm your children with a sense of what is right and wrong. Spend enough time with them to teach them good and bad, and then sit back and hope it all worked. I have a 21 and a 17 year old at home and they both have gone down the bad path at some point and we have resticted cable and internet to be used in a place that we can look over their shoulder. Not that we do look much, but the youngest knows that we could at any momenent, and that is part of the deal with access.

  58. One Chip To Rule Them All! by torkus · · Score: 1

    Obligatory LOTR reference.

    Beyond that, why are people mad about armed robots patrolling and protecting our soldiers in a trial when we're e EXPECTING a chip to protect our children so we don't have to?

    Beyond that, who REALLY uses the v-chip besides cartman? I'm sure it's in all of my TVs and i have two young children at home...but personally it's more complicated to program the friggin thing that to, uhm, keep an eye on what my kids are watching?

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  59. Thank you FCC and nanny state... by Afecks · · Score: 1

    Without this protection many of us would see these vile and dangerous images which instantly turn sane men into immoral savage killing machines.

  60. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A five-year-old is not likely to understand any possible explanation for a violent rape scene that he/she saw on TV.

    "That bad man hurts and humiliates this other person."
    -Why?
    "Because bad people like to make other people suffer"
    -Why?
    "Nobody knows exactly why, not even bad people themselves, but many smart scientists have been trying to find out, while police, judges and all of good people are doing all they can to make bad people not do bad things to others". (OK, I exaggerated and simplified a bit, but in principle, that is general idea)

    Explanation chains usually fast converge to the limits of human knowledge, but that is how it is... don't fear to admit when you don't know something, leave something to new, fresh brains to try to find answers in their lifetime, or make good decisions.
  61. Politicians! by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    Keep your filthy hands off my hardware!

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  62. It's sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That your post would be modded "informative" on a tech site! I would have modded it "interesting" but NOBODY reading slashdot should be "informed" by this. We're supposed to be nerds, we're supposed to know how this stuff works.

    Even though Congress doesn't.

    You obviously know this (hooray that there is at least ONE nerd at "news for nerds, stuff that matters"), but for the rest of ths slashdot audience who thinks having a new copy of Vista makes you a nerd (mod me flamebait, Congressman!), the "V-Chip" in your TV works because broadcasters have to add codes to the programming.

    There is no way that noncommercial content will be able to be covered by a V-chip, unless the chip keeps all noncommercial content off of the device! Hooray for the commercial content producers, their worst nightmare of user-produced content usurping their role as gatekeepers will be over!*

    Want to send a clip of your girlfriend to Mom? Sorry mom, this stupid phone you gave me won't let me send or recieve any unauthorized content. MySpace? Well, MySpace will automaticelly be assigned a "TV-14" rating. Google? They'll play ball, with "safesearch" on the kid's searches will get a "G".

    Meanwhile my site sill be kid-friendly, meaning NO FUCKING KIDS! Get off my damned lawn! And no you can't have your goddamn ball back! Slashdot? Hooray! No more goddamned fucking kids posting links to goatse! No more frosty piss! No more juvenile... what? Those are twenty seven year grad students from SIU? Crap!

    -mcgrew

    *It started with the old outlawed Napster. When the major labels found out that Joe Schmoe and the Nuze Bluze Band could get his songs heard without Clearchannel's help, they started suing. Piracy? That was just an excuse. If you want to hear the latest top-40 hit just turn on the radio. If you want a copy of it just plug your radio's headphone jack into your sound card. They aren't trying to keep "WTF Madonna" off your hard drive, they're trying to keep Joe Schmoe out of your ears.

    The next threat to the commercial content producers was killing internet radio, because those damned punks kept playing indie music.

    Now YouTube has them worried. It's ok though, you can bet they'll find a way to kill that, too. This new V-chip is just another gun in the war against user-produced content.

  63. They're still missing one form... by B1ackDragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You know, the real tragedy here is that we've had movable type printing presses for some 600-800 years, and still no one has come up with a rating system for books! How am I supposed to know what books are appropriate for my children or school district without some sort of letter grade system!? I am supposed to actually read all these books? Why, there must be 10's of thousands of them out there.

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    1. Re:They're still missing one form... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      You know, the real tragedy here is that we've had movable type printing presses for some 600-800 years, and still no one has come up with a rating system for books!

      Worst. Analogy. Ever. If you give your kid a Harry Potter novel, it doesn't turn into a Marquis de Sade novel because he flips a switch.

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  64. Dems and Rethuglicans - blech! by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    So, while the Bush Junta goes about spreading Death and Destruction upon various parts of the world, and snooping into people's private lives, and turning the justice department into a personal political Gestapo, the Democrats gleefully jump on the opportunity to do even more damage to what's left of American Liberty and with the support of their Ministry of Truth down in Hollywood, have come up with yet another clueless scheme to coddle, protect and diminish the American Experiment in Democracy.

    There's a reason I moved to Canada. Not that it is wildly better or all that different, or even free of major stupidity and scandal, but it seems to be largely (but not completely) free of retarded hatefilled shitbags. And while the gov't has a deeper hand on things here, one would expect boneheaded nanny state nonsense like the legislation in TFA from Canada, not from the USA. OH, how times have changed... The Rethugs want to blow up the planet and make everyone a classic Xian sexless mouthbreathing mallrat and the Dems want the corporations to own every piece of cultural artefacture in perpetuity, and make it all safe for the lowest and stupidest citizens and remove the responsibility that PARENTS SHOULD BE EXERCISING in favour of the nanny state.

    As the Dukes of Stratosphear (XTC) crooned:

    I'm the Mole in the Ministry
    And you'll all bow down to me.
    I'm the mole in the potting shed.
    I'm the bad thoughts inside your head.
    And you won't catch me...

    As a little black girl once shouted into a bullhorn on the TV show "Wondershowzen":

    RISE UP PEOPLE!!! RISE UP!!!

    RS

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  65. Won't work by sunderland56 · · Score: 1
    Once again, politicians prove they don't understand the internet.....

    The V-Chip has two components: the transmitter end, which sends the program rating embedded inside the television signal; and the receiver end, where the V-Chip decodes the rating, and enables/disables viewing of that signal.

    For an internet V-Chip rating system to work, every web site would need to embed a rating tag on every page... which they would have zero interest in doing. Even if Congress mandates it in the USA, foreign web sites are still readily available. (And if the V-Chip blocks unrated web sites, everyone can just stick the "G-for all" tag inside of their porn). Plus, I'd bet that various Russian anonymous-browsing web services will spring up that change all US web site tags to G....

  66. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Informative

    True, but it is mandating (I think) that every adult has to pay for it, presumably in everything from computers to phones, which is still an issue. What's wrong with overseeing the development to make it available as an option to those who want it?

    For television content, I suspect the cost is negligible. However, I would have no problem if it were just an available option that we have to pay a little extra for if we want it.
     


    There's also the question of how they intend to implement a rating system for the Internet.

    I wonder this myself, which is why I didn't really mention it. Probably the best way is to have one of the companies that provides URL filtering start providing a rating system for web sites that people can subscribe to if they want it. This one definitely needs to be an opt-in, though. I would imagine that maintaining a rating system for the internet wouldn't have a trivial cost associated with it, even with a large subscriber base.
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  67. Can I have a chip that censors away all... by forgoil · · Score: 1

    ...religious content.

    hmm, yeah, that would actually be enough, I can stand all the rest of the stuff, opinions, smut, games, violence, etc. Just get rid of all those religious people and their shows and the crap that comes out of their mouths. THAT would be using technology to better mankind!

    1. Re:Can I have a chip that censors away all... by quasius · · Score: 1

      We need a new variant of Godwin's law for religious bigotry. Wasn't this supposed to be a discussion about V-chips and censorship?

  68. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I disagree. It is our responsibility as adults to introduce children to reality as they are able to understand the explanations and guidance.

    Let me fix this for you.

    Sorry, but I disagree. It is your responsibility as [a parent] to introduce children to reality as they are able to understand the explanations and guidance.

    Its not your god given right to watch or even own a TV. It was YOUR choice to have a child, YOU pay the expense of raising it. I personally don't give a damn if there's another generation after me.

    I'm really astounded that people think of the V-chip as censorship. Could somebody explain exactly how a screening tool that can be turned on or off by the owner is censorship? The V-chip is nothing more than a tool. It can be used for good and for bad. Good parents will carefully monitor what their children are watching (either to keep them away from inappropriate content or to explain questionable content). Bad parents will rely solely on the V-chip (a huge mistake) to allow them to shirk their responsibility.

    Its very easy to see how v-chip + ratings system is censorship; look no further than the recent Manhunt 2 debacle. Rated AO, suddenly cannot be purchasd by ANYONE. Suddenly, other game developers are taking out content BEFORE they even submit for a rating.

    have two children. I use the parental lock-down features on my cable box, but I also monitor what they are watching. The parental lock-down is nice because it cuts down on inappropriate content that may show up while I'm running through channels in the presence of my children. It also makes sure my eight-year-old isn't going to change channels to something that's not suitable for him (or his little sister) while I'm in the bathroom. But I'm also fully aware that it is not a substitute for responsible parenting.

    Its good you think you're doing a good job. I'm not sure that sheltering kids is a great idea though, and i think it distorts reality for them and leaves them unable to handle pretty much anything. The Don Imas situation is a good example of this. I grew up learning the old "sticks and stones" saying. Now we have college girls crying over a stupid joke. Its no wonder we can't tackel the problems facing us today. If you can't handle THAT, how are you going to handle the really important things in life? It doesn't seem like as a nation we can anymore.

    Some channels don't include rating informations for all shows (The Science Fiction channel and HDNet are two notable offenders), and the most questionable content comes from the commercials rather than the programming itself. Therefore, I make sure I'm there to explain behavior that is and is not appropriate. I like the V-chip as a tool, and nothing more. These laws aren't about mandating that people _use_ the V-chip. They are about making sure that it's available for those who _want_ to use it.

    You think commercials are offensive?? Good god man. Perhaps you should move to Iran or Israel when you don't have these highly offensive content! Honestly I think commercials today are awful because they ARE so safe and cut down that there's nothing interesting about them at all.

    The v-chip is fine, but I don't see why EVERYONE should pay because you want to over shelter your kids. You do what you want in your home, leave me (and my income) out of it.

  69. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1

    OK, I exaggerated and simplified a bit, but in principle, that is general idea

    Your example is how I would handle it if the situation arises, but the explanation doesn't generally stop the nightmares. In my mind, it's better to steer the child away from it until they are more mentally prepared to handle it.
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  70. Sing it, brother! by Doc+Lazarus · · Score: 1

    The less religious crap, the better.

  71. Remember one thing by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They said that the original V-Chip would put control of TV content in the hands of parents and take government out of the censorship business.

    THEY LIED.

    Censors always lie.

    If you think it'll be any different this time -- if you think that if you give them what they want, they'll go away happy -- then you're either hopelessly naive or just plain nuts.

  72. Hate to be a jerk but... by FatSean · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those people cannot afford children. Even with all the free tax credits and rebates subsidized by the child-less people of the USA, these people can't hack it. They made bad decisions and over-estimated their earning potential...and we're all going to get to bail them out of their stupid choices. Wonderful.

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    1. Re:Hate to be a jerk but... by lymond01 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Those people cannot afford children."

      For better or for worse, the consideration of having children does not include money. Money just comes: from the government, from the grandparents, from other relatives. You can call it a drain on public resources, but eventually this child pays taxes (hopefully). And adds other things to the world.

    2. Re:Hate to be a jerk but... by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      In most areas, it's no longer cost efficient to put a second or third child in day care. You'll actually save money by having one parent (assuming there are two) stay at home.

  73. My TV has a v-chip? by gravis777 · · Score: 1

    Under the 1996 Telecommunications Act, TV makers are required to embed the V-chip within televisions to allow parents to block content according to a rating system.'" Wow, my oldest TV I bought in 2003. So both of my TVs have V-chips? This is news to me, and I tend to pride myself on being tech savoy. I wonder how many people know their TVs actually have this, or for that matter, how many people actually use it.

    DVD players usually have parental control, but I have never seen anyone use it, except for the default settings on the PS2. Most parents I know just keep the bad DVDs put up and away from the kids. If the kids are old enough to start snooping around and find it and curouious enough to watch it, its probably time to have the talk with them.

    Truthfully, does anyone here actually know how to even access the VChip in their TV and set it up?
  74. Why is this informative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Bill Text: http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi ?dbname=110_cong_bills&docid=f:s602is.txt.pdf

    (4) operate independently of ratings pre-assigned by the creator of such video or audio programming;
    1. Re:Why is this informative? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      (4) operate independently of ratings pre-assigned by the creator of such video or audio programming;

      So the bill requires a working AI? Jesus, even Google SafeSearch doesn't catch all the actual porn, and Google is pretty good. Are Congressthings really that clueless?

      -b.

    2. Re:Why is this informative? by Doctor+Crumb · · Score: 1

      yes, they are that clueless.

    3. Re:Why is this informative? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's meant to spur innovation, I guess. Hey, they want an AI, they'll get an AI. Congress is used to getting what it orders, no matter whether that makes sense. And once you get used to that, you expect the world to change according to your whims.

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  75. The perfect V-chip = the OFF button by davidwr · · Score: 1

    I know some families that don't even HAVE TVs and don't let their kids use cell phones and other devices because of all the objectionable material.

    They entertain their kids with family-friendly DVDs, prescreened music, and the like.

    This may be going a bit too far but it shows that ultimately, it is the parents who raise their children, not Washington.

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  76. Wow by ms1234 · · Score: 1

    Someone is going to get a juicy contract and they don't even have to deliver anything.

    1. Re:Wow by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, the Reps have the DHS for such occasions, so the Dems had to create something for their friends, too.

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  77. Off button? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    Don't all items already have a universal screener, i.e. the off button? We had "No t.v. week" when I was a kid, and I think it dramatically shaped my view on how (un)important TV really is. If you teach your kids to enjoy a variety of activities, I don't think they'll be all that affected by any of this supposed bad content. Besides, as always, if your kids really want to see the bad stuff, they'll all go over to "mikey's house" or whomever has the good stuff unblocked on their system.

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    1. Re:Off button? by edmicman · · Score: 1

      Heh, I was just gonna post the same thing! The "off" button is already a super V-chip...of course, it's not as easy as having the govt actually flip it for you. Maybe they should have a national "no tv week", but actually kill the power to all broadcasts?

  78. How Sad by pkup · · Score: 1

    Why is this the job of the gestapo, err I mean US government. Don't we have better things to spend our money on? Parents, is it worth working the extra hours to buy the hummer rather than taking your kid fishing? What is more important to our government, the liberties of it's citizens or the market, the money? Sadly, I already know the answer. How upsetting things have become.

  79. There they go again... by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 1

    ...with the US assuming that the world ends at its borders. Good luck getting offshore web site operators to conform to some sort of mandatory rating system.

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  80. the FCC's other job by luckystuff · · Score: 1

    Don't they have markets to regulate? Shouldn't they be worried about promoting broadband access nationwide, which free-market competition has simply found not that profitable (see Rural America and various suburbs)? Shouldn't they be checking in on the ATT/Cingular super-bohemoth? Maybe get Comcast to stop screwing customers? Maybe?

  81. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by rpillala · · Score: 1

    This is not censorship. No outside agency is requiring studios and telephone providers to use V-chips on their end to prevent you from seeing objectionable things. This is on your end to allow blocking of material based on standards you determine (to some extent.) On one hand, parents should take a specific interest in what their kids are watching. On the other hand, kids work every single gray area they can find. Including a V-chip in the TV set certainly would allow parents to block things while they're away and allow whatever while they're present to offer the guidance you're talking about. Or they could just leave it off. My TV has a vchip in it and I've never used it to block anything.

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  82. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I personally don't give a damn if there's another generation after me.
    I bet you will when it comes time to retire.

  83. They didn't learn from Clipper then .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was another fantastic "let's have it all" idea that fell on its face before it even came out of design.

    Is there any particular reason that compels Washington to try and turn the US into precisely the kind of nation they're publicly denouncing?

  84. This can never fly by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    How are you supposed to see the ads that way?

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  85. I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by FatSean · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't see why the under-performers in our society need to get the biggest (relative) incentives to breed! Perhaps we should be giving at least the same incentives to child-bearing couples of every socio-economic class instead of cutting most of them off at the middle-middle-class mark.

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    1. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, truthfully from what I've seen children of "under performing" people are often the over achievers of the next generation. They grow up hard and aren't afraid of work. On the flip side many rich kids who take it easy coast through life on their parent's efforts grow up and don't do a damn thing with their lives. They keep at this, as do their children, and their children, until the family runs out of money and one generation grows up poor (or poor-ish). That serves as their proverbial "kick in the ass" and the cycle continues.

      Don't be so quick to write off the children of those "under-performers". Most of them is what keeps this country functioning.

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    2. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, we have several entire generations now growing up as if they're rich kids due to their parents getting into debt pretending to be rich. This leads to more and more debt and more and more poor "rich kids". The kick-in-the-ass generation has been bypassed and forced into slavery by our culture.

      And our country is beginning to malfunction... I wonder why.

    3. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by jcgf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, truthfully from what I've seen children of "under performing" people are often the over achievers of the next generation.

      Most of the children from under performing people I knew grew up to be losers just like their parents. Rags-to-riches stories just don't happen in my experience. I'm sure you can point to a few popular figures that made it despite loser parents, but those are the exceptions not the rule.

    4. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Actually I was basing my experience more on local examples, not popular figures. Of the people in my high school, take the top 25 in the class. Almost all were from lower income families. All of them went to college, most with significant scholarships. Most of the rich kids were around the median. I know many who didn't go to college at all. Some went to to local party schools. Some are still living off their parents. One only went to college because her family bought her a new sports car that she only got to keep so long as she finished at least one year of college; she dropped out after that year was up. I know of at least one whose parents weren't quite well off enough to continue to support him who now works as a waiter.

      I'm not talking about going from dirt-poor to Michael Dell or Bill Gates. I'm talking about going from lower class or lower-middle class to an honest, hard working, middle class member of society. IE, people whose parents were making minimum wage, but who themselves make $70k to $100k a year. Still not rich, but they've done a lot better because they work hard and the trend is upward, rather than downward.

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    5. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not talking about going from dirt-poor to Michael Dell or Bill Gates. I'm talking about going from lower class or lower-middle class to an honest, hard working, middle class member of society. IE, people whose parents were making minimum wage, but who themselves make $70k to $100k a year

      I suspect one of the things that is wrong with the US is that $70-100K is "middle class" (or that people think it is middle class). I know inflation exists, but quite literally 10 years ago I was making $35K and that paid for housing, car payments, food, etc., along with a little left over for savings. That seems to me to be much more "middle class" than I am now, where my $70-100K salary pays for a much larger house, car payments, food, a lot more toys, and a lot more savings.

      Ah, more proof of the AI of /. CAPTCHAS: bygone

    6. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not ask the real question: Why should any human being be given a special incentive to breed at the expense of other, supposedly equal, human beings?

    7. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Because only those capable of actually caring for their children should be having them.

    8. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by L0rdJedi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Forced my ass. Nobody makes anybody go into debt but themselves. It's more like a generation that doesn't know what "NO" means. Those of us that do know what "NO" means actually have a savings account and nearly no debt. Our children will also know what "NO" means because they won't be getting everything they ask for. When they get old enough, they'll be able to buy they're own stuff and learn how to save, just like we did.

      So what you'll have is a class of people that know the value of a dollar and know how to save. Then you'll have everyone else that's in debt up to their ears, teetering on bankruptcy. The first class of people will be making money off the second since the second class is to stupid to learn anything.

    9. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by TummyX · · Score: 1

      Are a lot of those kids immigrants by any chance? The reasons for why their parents are poor affects how the children turn out.

    10. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      I know inflation exists, but quite literally 10 years ago I was making $35K and that paid for housing, car payments, food, etc., along with a little left over for savings. That seems to me to be much more "middle class" than I am now, where my $70-100K salary pays for a much larger house, car payments, food, a lot more toys, and a lot more savings.

      You clearly don't live in a major city. In the San Francisco bay area, a $400,000 house is a 500 sq/ft craphole in a bad part of town.

      In my opinion, a person isn't "rich" until they are capable of hiring full time servants while still maintaining the same standard of living they would have had without the servants. Below that they're just well off or upper middle class.

      You're right about the toys though.

    11. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Actually I was basing my experience more on local examples, not popular figures. Of the people in my high school, take the top 25 in the class. Almost all were from lower income families.
      I would argue your experience reflects parents who have had a difficult life who push their children and want something better for them. Unfortunately in many cases parents who are underachievers will not be as involved or have as high expectations, resulting in underachieving children.
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    12. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I know you were responding to the other comment, but regarding my $70-100k example, it truly does matter where you live. I live in SC in a rural area about 30 minutes outside of Charleston. Barring a few "high class" neighborhoods (ie, waterfront property and such), you can by a very nice home for around $130k. You can buy "something to live in" for $70k. I've seen some "fixer-upper" brick homes as low as $25k. For $250k you're definitely talking multi-story house. For the $400k you quoted I can get a big gate with my initials, cobblestone driveway, and a fountain out front ;).

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    13. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      Maybe those with less cash to spend get bored and have sex more for something to do.

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    14. Re:I dunno if this is Eugenics but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might come as a surprise to most wealthy slashdotters; you must score before getting children. Brain capacity or other factors are of minor importance.

  86. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I think you will reconsider that statement when the first dog shi..s on the carpet. And YOU have to find a way to get it out again!

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  87. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by kalel666 · · Score: 1
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  88. A serious Oblig... by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

    But will it run on Linux?

    Seriously, if this sort of thing becomes law I could see it only being compatible with proprietary systems.

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  89. Alternatively... by nevali · · Score: 1

    ...parents (and I am one, incidentally) could exercise some intelligence and keep an eye on what their kids are doing with the TV/Internet/phone/whatever.

  90. As a parent of children... by Gybrwe666 · · Score: 1

    I have kids spanning 3 to 24 years old. As parents, my wife and I are very involved with our kids. We have dinner together the majority of the time. We do family events every week. We talk to our kids, and we limit TV and all the stuff you'd expect.

    However, that doesn't mean that I can watch my kids 24/7/365. I use the V-Chip/content filter on my PVR on a regular basis. For instance, my 11 year old has sleepovers with friends, on a fairly regular basis. I cannot stay up all night in the same room with them and make sure they don't flip from Nickelodeon to HBO or even TNT. As such, I simply flip on the V-Chip and I can get some sleep. Is this perfect? Nope. But at the end of the day, it is far better than nothing.

    As a person who has used technology for the overwhelming majority of my life, I consider this a tool, much as I use a firewall or AV software on my computers. Do those tools filter everything? Are they perfect? Heck no. But they serve a purpose.

    And as far as content filtering: my kids only have access to the internet on a computer that is in our living room and that faces the entire room. They rarely have access to it when an adult isn't around. But do me a favor. Type in "girl scout" or "girl scouts" in Google. See what happens by the 2nd or 3rd page. I have a content filter not because I'm a bad parent, or because I don't know what my kids are doing, but because the reality is that its far too easy for them to accidentally click on an innocent link that leads to things they aren't ready for me to explain to them yet. My wife has covered sex and puberty with my eleven year old. I still don't consider her ready for me to explain huge breasted girls dressed in slutty girl scout uniforms having *ANY* kind of sex right now.

    I don't object to anyone helping create tools to assist me. The reality is that I can't protect them from everything, even if I do everything right. Those tools assist me, just like my firewall and AV software keep my personal machine safe, even though I haven't had a virus since 1989.

    Bill

    1. Re:As a parent of children... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I just have that mental image where a kid comes and says "Mommy, I don't wanna go to the scouts anymore, I just seen what they do later..."

      Could someone PLEASE v-chip that outta my mind?

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  91. In other words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You and likeminded parents constitute a market. Your needs could easily be served by private companies selling you products with filtering features. That way, the producer would have direct accountability (to its customers), and other people wouldn't have to pay for your choice on how to augment raising your children.

    I do not have children myself. When I do, I'll be damned before I let any government create a universal content filtering platform with my children as the excuse.

  92. OFFTOPIC by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you should move to Iran or Israel when you don't have these highly offensive content! You mean the Israel where you can get hardcore pornography at newsstands?

    And Now You Know!
    1. Re:OFFTOPIC by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Really? I have heard of Israel cracking down on content it didn't approve of before, so I am a bit suprised if this is true.

    2. Re:OFFTOPIC by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      It varies dramatically by city and neighborhood. Tel Aviv has newsstands with hardcore porn (though they age-limit buying it), while Jerusalem would probably never allow such a thing (due to its high concentration of religious Jews). For Haifa and Be'er Sheva I'd have to look up their demographics to predict their relevant laws.

  93. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
    Dude, settle down. I think your knee just slammed into your lower jaw

    Let me fix this for you.

    The "our" word referred to those of us who are parents. You should not have considered yourself to be included in that group.

    Its not your god given right to watch or even own a TV. It was YOUR choice to have a child, YOU pay the expense of raising it. I personally don't give a damn if there's another generation after me.

    Nor is it _your_ right to own a TV. That has nothing to do with it. I have absolutely no problem with bearing the expense -- I'm even willing to pay the price for the V-chip as an add-on option. If you look at one of my other posts, you'll see that. I don't expect those who have no use for the V-chip to bear the cost of it.

    Its very easy to see how v-chip + ratings system is censorship; look no further than the recent Manhunt 2 debacle. Rated AO, suddenly cannot be purchasd by ANYONE.

    And adults don't fall into the ANYONE category?

    I'm not sure that sheltering kids is a great idea though, and i think it distorts reality for them and leaves them unable to handle pretty much anything.

    As one who has publicly confessed that they don't care about any following generations, I'm not sure you would be even remotely qualified to comment on what methods of raising kids are or are not appropriate. Regardless of what you may think, children who have the whole world thrown at them at once may have a very difficult time coping with it. In my opinion, introducing the realities of the world gradually (not withholding them altogether) is a better approach, and definitely isn't the same thing as being completely sheltered from the world until the time you leave home. I have witnessed the effects of "oversheltering", and they aren't good. I have no plans to make the same mistake.

    I grew up learning the old "sticks and stones" saying. Now we have college girls crying over a stupid joke.

    Sorry, but this has absolutely nothing to do with restricting media content. This is a completely separate problem in our society that is related to how parents (and schools) treat problems _after_ they happen. When I was in school, there was a bully who kept calling me names. I ignored him until he started pushing me around (physically). After hearing the situation, my Dad told me I'd have to fight back. So, when he started bothering me the next day in Gym class, I pounded him to the floor. He stopped bothering me, and all the school did was give me (and him) a lecture. A similar thing happened to my son. He defended himself, and was threatened with expulsion for it. Apparently, today's society wanted me to call a lawyer and sue the other kid's parents instead of dealing with the issue directly. I feel just as annoyed as you by this sort of emasculation of society.

    You think commercials are offensive??

    I didn't say I found all commercials offensive, although there are a few that I find to be so. I find that _some_ of them have content not suitable for all ages. The biggest problem is that some of those come on during programming for children, which is something I'll never understand. The children generally aren't interested in the products they are selling, and parents who are watching may be irritated enough by the out-of-place content that they would avoid the product just out of spite.

    The v-chip is fine, but I don't see why EVERYONE should pay because you want to over shelter your kids. You do what you want in your home, leave me (and my income) out of it.

    As I already said, I don't think everyone should pay for it. It just needs to be available as an option for those of us that want i

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  94. Beneficiaries by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

    I would assume there is no easy 'pork' as such, but you never know.

    Tri-Vision International, a Canadian based company. They hold the patent and licenses for the V Chip. http://www.tri-vision.ca/

  95. You're right, but you're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right in that we do shield our children from the inappropriate until they're old enough. Every parent understands that. But also understand that by asking the government for help, you are asking for censorship. Most people do like censorship under the guise of protecting the children (or something close).

    You reject this line of thought, because your external opinion differs from your internal view of the world, so it causes conflict and anger directed at someone who points out the inconsistency. Most people will not react well if you shatter the public persona they've created to hide the little boy/girl inside.

    I think you'd be much happier if you simply admit that you're in favor of censorship in certain areas and live with trying to reconcile that view with the realities of the world. But by approaching things the way you've approached them, you've set yourself up to unhappy on a couple of different levels.

    That's why people are overweight and always claim to be overworked, despite only working 40 hours a week.

  96. I want to opt out. by FatSean · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I want to save money on a feature I'll never use. I want to buy a TV without this Super-V-Chip in it.
    I can't? Oh joy. Perhaps the parents should pay MORE for a TV with MORE FEATURES instead of the government forcing everyone to pay for it.

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    1. Re:I want to opt out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FatSean, I just wanted to point out that this is the most intelligent thing anyone has said in this entire discussion. I read the whole damn thing, and came back to your comment to let you know that some Anon Coward out there did notice that there is someone else out there with a brain and a sense of reality.

    2. Re:I want to opt out. by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Exactly, and my tax dollars shouldn't be used to pay for someone else's heathcare, either, nor their retirement. It is all part of the same mentality.

  97. I laugh in your general direction by JW.Axelsen.Sr. · · Score: 1

    I have a 15-year-old cousin, when he was 10 he removed the password protection of "blocked" channels on his families cable boxes. When he was 12 he circumvented all of the internet kid-protection software my uncle put on his computer, he'd just log in as the admin and remove it, my uncle didn't even know what an admin account was or what it was for or how to log in to it. Go ahead FCC, waste more money and time on parental-supervision-replacement technology. I can see it now, real-life Rosies that chase the kids around, deleting porn and changing channels. I'm sure the little jerk will see it as a fantastically fun challenge to get around a new V-chip so he can download porn on his cell phone in school. In the meantime, my aunt and uncle will continue to scream from the mountaintop that they're wonderful parents, they pay attention, they do their jobs...I wonder what they'd say if they knew my cousin once made dynamite in their half-million dollar home, or what they'd do if they ever found out that he grew a bunch of pot plants on their property last year. So, todays-parents-suck-at-being-parents-posts +1.

  98. What is this "content" they propose blocking? by mediocubano · · Score: 1

    So go ahead and block all of the content -- I have a hard time finding anything on TV worth watching. I used to think that it was because I was busy etc and just that the shows were not on at the time that I was around to watch TV.

    Then I got a TiVo and even with timeshifting I still can't find more than 20 minutes of watchable "content", which IMO is more like something put up to fill the deadspace between commercials.

  99. DRM from Hell by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

    This is just a clever way of forcing the worst kind of DRM on every consumer electronic device, at the hardware level, and making us support this "for the children".

    You don't hate the children, do you?

    1. Re:DRM from Hell by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh c'mon, how can anyone hate children? Are you serious? Children are maybe the greatest gift in the world! They're sweet, soft, tender and with the right sauce...

      Oh, you're one of those Vegans, right?

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  100. Why can't Congresscritters ask somebody... by wilder_card · · Score: 1

    whether any of this stuff is even technologically feasible before they go making these proposals? The v-chip for TV only works because broadcasters attach ratings to their programming streams. What's the super-V-chip supposed to do for the unrated Internet? Examine all the traffic in real time using Artificial Intelligence to detect "bad" pictures, ideas, etc.? Not in the next 20 years, at least. Plus if your Artificial Intelligence gets good enough, it's liable to conclude censorship is the bigger harm, and just turn itself off.

  101. fcc sucks by eatergator · · Score: 1

    FCC should not make stupid regulations like that, these kinds of technologies should be driven by market demand, but I guess concept of free market is a no-no with fcc...

    1. Re:fcc sucks by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Free market is a no-no in general when content is involved in any way. Show me one example where something supposed to contain, display, store or transform content in anyway is regulated by free market.

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  102. Good??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to (try) to play Devil's Advocate here:

    If there is a standardized V-chip, could that mean that FCC regulations will become less strict? Would "inappropriate" content be permitted to air at any time, as long as it had the proper rating and would be filtered out for people who do not wish to see it?

    If all content is filtered through an automatic rating system, then networks wouldn't have to "think of the children". ...of course, the answer is probably NO

  103. not enough by Tom · · Score: 1

    Haven't they heard of these new inventions, called "paper" and "the printing press"? I hear they are even used to distribute pornography! And you can't block them on your TV or even phone line, because they can come in from under the door! Horror!

    No, the only way to be really save is to implant those V-chips not into the TV and the 'puter, but into the eyes of our children. And the ears. And the fingers, because I'm sure there is braille porn.

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  104. Re:Why not... Better yet, Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoken like someone who is keeping their kids "safe" but isn't necessarily teaching them the responsibility they need to become "safe" adults.

    The problem with all of this blocking, restricting, controlling, eliminating is that it provides the parents a feel-good "safe environment" for their kids but doesn't do anything to actually allow the kids to learn responsibility. At what point do the kids start to learn responsibility and the consequences of their actions? By restricting them only to "safe" activities?

    You're right that you can't always watch what your kids do and they may go to sites or see or hear things you'd prefer they didn't. But at what point are they going to become able to make that determination themselves if they've not been give the chance to learn to make those choices when there's someone around to help them learn? Magically when they turn 18 and leave home?

    The "make the kids safe from the world" mentality only causes problems when the kids move out of their parents homes. You end up with a bunch of kids who are no longer being monitored or restricted in the things that they can do AND aren't fully capable of being responsible for their own actions. They've been "protected" so much that they haven't learned that there are consequences to doing the things that they were protected from.

    I'm am all for keeping kids safe. I am also for teaching and building responsibility into kids that allow them to become responsible and capable adults. Kids need to be provided the ability to develop that responsibility but with controls like these it becomes easier for the parents to just blacklist everything and forget about it.

  105. So how would this work on the internet? by Skapare · · Score: 1

    So how would a Super V-chip work on the internet? Would it be part of the modem? Would it be part of the display monitor?

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  106. Blatantly ripping off and altering a quote by lupine_stalker · · Score: 1

    "I think that you'll find considerable overlap between the smartest children and the dumbest parents."
     

    I'm sorry, but really. If any bright kid has been denied something by an authority figure, most will try to obtain it out of stubbornness. You can either:

    Have the system exceptionally high-tech (in which case parents won't bother setting it up, and the hI-Qs will still get around it).

    Have the system so simple to set up that kids will be able to get around it anyway.

     
    Back in High School, our IT administrators decided that 10mb was enough personal space for every student (this was two years ago). In order to get more space, my friends and I completely circumvented the schools network security, going as far as to add Counterstrike to the ghost image (a bad idea on reflection, with the 'audit' thing that I am now aware of). We created administrator accounts for ourselves, took over significant portions of network drives, and used the school security cameras to find out what classes all the hot girls were in.

    All of this started just because the school didn't think we could be trusted with any small amount of access to the network. Well, I kind of rambled at the end there, but my $0.02

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  107. Because that's not the idea behind it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    No senator or congressman really cares if that junk works. There are 2 things that are important here:

    1. Find federal jobs and contracts for their buddies. They wanna get "support" for their next election.
    2. Appease the thinkofthechildren crowd. They wanna get reelected, after all.

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  108. Poisoning causes dead filters.. by Technician · · Score: 1

    I finally bought a flat panel TV. Just for kicks I kicked on the filters an only filtered content based on SEX, Violence, Adult Situations, and Language. For the most part is is the same as turning off the TV. Prime time, ABC CBS, NBC and FOX are pretty much blue screened "Content Blocked"

    This is over the air TV. Not subscription. The filters are ineffective because with the filters on, there is nothing on TV. (I guess there is nothing changed)

    We rent movies. We pick our ratings there. We don't just turn on the TV to be fed whatever runs out of the sewer pipe anymore. We have a life instead of vegging. This weekend I'm attending a Steam up/Tracter pull. I'll ride the trolley cars, the minature steam trains, help fire up some steam tractors, and watch a steam sawmill operate. It's interactive, hands-on and a lot better than being a couch potato. (It's a lot cheaper than cable.)

    Event
    http://www.antiquepowerland.com/info/annual.html

    Sawmill Photos
    http://www.antiquepowerland.com/Antique%20Powerlan d%20Photo%20Gallery/Sawmill/index.html

    Trolley Photos
    http://www.antiquepowerland.com/Antique%20Powerlan d%20Photo%20Gallery/Oregon%20Electric%20Railway%20 Historical%20Society/index.html

    Willow Creek Railroad Movie
    http://www.antiquepowerland.com/Antique%20Powerlan d%20Photo%20Gallery/Willow%20Creek%20Railroad/a%20 train%20movie.MOV

    Tractor Pull
    http://www.antiquepowerland.com/Antique%20Powerlan d%20Photo%20Gallery/Oregon%20Tractor%20Pullers/sli des/DCP_1069.html

    Tractor pull for kids
    http://www.antiquepowerland.com/Antique%20Powerlan d%20Photo%20Gallery/Oregon%20Tractor%20Pullers/Kid s%20Pedal%20Pulling/slides/2.html

    Geeks, Don't forget the sunscreen!

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  109. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by jayp00001 · · Score: 1

    It's also our responsibility as adults to allow children to be children as long as possible. There is no reason that a 5 year old needs to see Saving Private Ryan, or Final Destination 3 (on a side note does anyone need to see Final Destiniation 3) even if they are explained to them (and good luck on that explaination). Kids do not need to get exposed to all the crap of life at once. Parental controls on TV and computers are tools- not a panacea and I don't think folks that use them view them as such (if they do then they are guilty of avoiding adult responsibilities).

  110. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by Walpurgiss · · Score: 1

    I always think its funny how whenever the V-Chip is mentioned, anti-censorship people scream bloody murder. The fact is; the V-chip; as parent stated; is an entirely opt in technology. It is not on by default, and I know zero people who even know how to enable it on their TV sets. Very few know it even exists, outside of the people I've had discussions about it with. As long as some censorship enabling tech remains nothing more than a tool for parents to use if they want to, it doesn't bother me. As for slippery slope doomsday crap, I'll wait until I meet someone who actually used V-Chip technology voluntarily before I even consider worrying about it becoming a threat.

  111. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I think what makes people cry censorship over the V-Chip is the idea to make it mandatory in everyone's TV set. From the advent of a chip to its abuse it's usually a fairly small step. Now, if the law said that all TVs have to be V-Chip-ready, and have to have some kind of easy means to install one, I doubt anyone here would really cause an outcry.

    Putting the decision of having technology that affects you in your hands is a good idea. Putting the decision in the hands of the government is not.

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  112. You know, you just answered your own 'question' by ElboRuum · · Score: 1

    Put all the damn V-Chips you want in TVs. Maybe this is the electronic messiah we've all be looking for!

    So long as they aren't enabled when I get the set, I have the choice whether I use it or not.

    Censorship isn't the restriction of what children may absorb by their parents. That's called "parenting". Censorship is the restriction by adults of what other adults can consume. So if, in your infinite wisdom, you decide that it's easier for you to stop watching crap by enabling your V-chip rather than doing the pedantic, low-tech method of self-censorship known as "changing the channel", by all means use it. However, I might advise that until they come out with a rating system which goes the next step of rating whether or not something is worth watching, rather than the current neolithic method of noting if there are naked boobies or naughty words, I'm afraid you might just end up watching American Idol reruns all the time. Unless I miss my guess, isn't that what you're trying to avoid?

    I would like to address the issue of "adding the F-bomb" to a sentence conveying a point better.

    Well, I suppose that would depend upon the point I'm trying to convey, wouldn't it?

  113. Woah's me. by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

    Where is the "Think of the children!" tag for this article?

    Maybe I'm crazy, but if you're this concerned about what your children see perhaps you shouldn't allow them access to these devices at all? I know, it's a crazy thought to expect any of my fellow Americans to go a day without a TV.

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  114. Don't blame the parents by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

    Actually, over 50% of parents are using the voluntary television rating system to determine what is appropriate for their children, but fewer than 7% of parents use the v-chip to do their work for them. So the opposite of your argument is true.

    More likely, politicians are quick to dictate misunderstood technologies in order to score points with those parents who don't understand the effectiveness until the technology is in their hands... long after the legislation has been enacted.

  115. Cartman Gets A V-chip! by slyborg · · Score: 1

    Remember what happened when Cartman got a V-chip....

  116. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

    The "our" word referred to those of us who are parents. You should not have considered yourself to be included in that group.

    I think you see how the phrase "as adults" would lead me to believe otherwise.

    Nor is it _your_ right to own a TV. That has nothing to do with it. I have absolutely no problem with bearing the expense -- I'm even willing to pay the price for the V-chip as an add-on option. If you look at one of my other posts, you'll see that. I don't expect those who have no use for the V-chip to bear the cost of it.

    It is my right to have access to art, ideas and entertainment which is free of censorship though. Parents typically believe that these things should be censored to protect their kids. I'm sorry I didn't see your other posts, but I don't really have time to search the thread for your other posts or your posting history.

    As one who has publicly confessed that they don't care about any following generations, I'm not sure you would be even remotely qualified to comment on what methods of raising kids are or are not appropriate. Regardless of what you may think, children who have the whole world thrown at them at once may have a very difficult time coping with it. In my opinion, introducing the realities of the world gradually (not withholding them altogether) is a better approach, and definitely isn't the same thing as being completely sheltered from the world until the time you leave home. I have witnessed the effects of "oversheltering", and they aren't good. I have no plans to make the same mistake.

    I do care about the following generations, because it is for them that many want to censor and make everyone else responsible for thier choices. What I said I didn't care about was if there were any more generations.

    At any rate, caring or not has nothing to do with whether I know what I'm talking about or not. Would you say a doctor that doesn't care about his patients doesn't know anything medically?

    Sorry, but this has absolutely nothing to do with restricting media content. This is a completely separate problem in our society that is related to how parents (and schools) treat problems _after_ they happen. When I was in school, there was a bully who kept calling me names. I ignored him until he started pushing me around (physically). After hearing the situation, my Dad told me I'd have to fight back. So, when he started bothering me the next day in Gym class, I pounded him to the floor. He stopped bothering me, and all the school did was give me (and him) a lecture. A similar thing happened to my son. He defended himself, and was threatened with expulsion for it. Apparently, today's society wanted me to call a lawyer and sue the other kid's parents instead of dealing with the issue directly. I feel just as annoyed as you by this sort of emasculation of society.

    Sure it does. The same groups that believe we should have censorship are the ones calling to get people fired for what they've done in the context of art / entertainment. As a result more and more conent is being censored for fear of offending anyone. Its detemental to our society as a whole.

    And adults don't fall into the ANYONE category?

    So where may I purchase Manhunt 2? From what I understand, the game is complete. How many NC-17 or R rated movies are made?

    I didn't say I found all commercials offensive, although there are a few that I find to be so. I find that _some_ of them have content not suitable for all ages. The biggest problem is that some of those come on during programming for children, which is something I'll never understand. The children generally aren't interested in the products they are selling, and parents who are watching may be irritated enough by the out-of-place content that they would avoid the product just out of spite.

    I can hardly think of any commercial I find remotely offensive, even for kids. Please provide an example.

    As I already said, I don't think everyone should pay

  117. No one uses it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great develop a super v-chip so it can be used as much as the real v chip, as in never. This is more low hanging fruit politics. Igonore collaping bridges, rotting dams, and every other issue and go for the cheap 'its for the children' crap.

  118. I'm so glad... by Caiwyn · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    "Last month, [the Senate Commerce Committee] approved legislation overturning a federal court decision that found without merit FCC rules punishing broadcasters for a accidentally cussing on the air.

    A third bill that aims to regulate violent content much the same as indecent speech is expected to be introduced soon. Sen. Jay Rockefeller, D-W.Va., has plans to introduce the anti-violence bill, but it was unclear when."


    I'm so glad this new Democratic Congress is here to protect our first amendment rights from those filthy Republicans and evangelicals.
  119. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by Perseid · · Score: 1

    Yeah, except those who live in the poorer part of town might object to their inevitable 70s shag.

  120. A Good Idea, if ... by PPH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... we can get the V-chip filtering technology extended to tag different theologies. I mean, I don't want my kids watching some of those broadcasters that are spreading the wrong word of God. I can trust their judgment when it comes to viewing violence or sexual content. But when it comes to preaching false creeds, how am I to know if they might be led astray by some blasphemer? I'd like a classification system that allows me to select not only the major theologies, but denominations of each.

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  121. I gotta pay?! by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Hey, if every TV has the super-V-chip, the purchase price of TVs will increase to cover the cost of this new feature.

    But I don't want the feature. Why must it be mandatory? WHy not let the parents pay an extra $30.00 for the set with the Super-V-chip feature, and let the rest of use save that money.

    I didn't buy the more expensive DVD player with component output because I didn't need that feature and I didn't want to pay for it.

    This isn't like paying more in taxes to keep poor people fed, clothed and treated medically. This is a convenience to lazy parents.

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  122. Super V-Chip? by ebunga · · Score: 1

    It's called Dad's Leather Belt. I say beat the child.

  123. WTF is so 'sacred' about US kids that they can't by crovira · · Score: 1

    be exposed to everything gradually (rather than at 18 when they're just going to rebel against their 'rents who kept them shielded [read pig-ignorant] and REALLY going to get in trouble because of their inexperience.)

    This is the biggest hunk of crap since Mullah Omar's edict against music.

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  124. Making your children like dolls for your pleasure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These laws aren't about mandating that people _use_ the V-chip. They are about making sure that it's available for those who _want_ to use it.

    Then don't use the FCC to bully television manufacturers and service providers into mandating everyone buy one of these "tools". Buy your own damn censorware for yourself!

    I think it's naive to brainwash your children into believing that sex, homosexuality, fisting, amputee fetishists, rebirthing, furries, goatse, violence, rape, incest, murder, revenge, racism, genocide, death camps, atomic warfare, and people who cut up other people and use their skin to make lampshades simply do not exist. Out of sight, out of mind, eh? The sooner children realize the immense scope of the human condition, instead of continuing to act like ignorant sheep because it's "cute" for you (like living dolls), the sooner they'll discover their own personal table of values. I have three children spanning the ages of 7 to 15 and they behave more like adults than most adults I know -- including a capacity to actually think for themselves rather than simply parroting whatever I or my partner say (or the aforementioned television and internets).

  125. Protecting children from what, exactly? by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 1

    A five-year-old is not likely to understand any possible explanation for a violent rape scene that he/she saw on TV

    If you think a five-year-old won't understand the explanation, what makes you think he'll understand a rape scene at all, or recognize that it is violent? If he doesn't understand enough about it to be upset or disturbed by it, then what's the harm, exactly?

    The same goes for nudity, profanity, sex scenes, pornography, and other content most people deem inappropriate for children. One quote that I heard often when there was local debate about a porn shop opening in our small town was that exposure to these things would "take away my child's innocence". What the hell does that even mean? The fact that these things are taboo in our culture is LEARNED behavior. If the child hasn't yet LEARNED that it is considered taboo, then how could they possibly be upset, affected, or "robbed of their innocence" (whatever that means) by it?

    Granted, I can count on one hand the number of times I've spent more than a few hours around a five-year-old, and I don't have any friends with children, so these are sincere questions.

  126. Re:WTF is so 'sacred' about US kids that they can' by l33tDad · · Score: 1

    Give me an f'in break! This ISN'T ABOUT CENSORSHIP!!! This is just a TOOL FOR PARENTS to use to help enforce THEIR sense of morality! Again, it's a tool to help, it's not a tool of government censorship. It's called choice, you can turn it off for christ sake.

  127. No one will use it. No one uses the current V-chip by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    This is all bullshit. Every last bit of it. So once we get this super censorship chip, can we finally disband the FCC? We can form a new electronics regulatory organization for frequency regulation etc, but the FCC is considered by the average dumb American to be the Censor for America. Unfortunately they are right, but by law... the FCC is wrong, illegal, and corrupt.

    This is America is it not?

    I hate America. Our politicians are criminals. Our people are passive. Our rights are lies, and money = freedom. There is no equality. AND you fools keep voting for the same fucking criminals year after year expecting a different fucking outcome! And then you bitch and moan about it.

    I have given up on the dam place. I'll vote 3rd party always but it wont matter because so many of "US" keep eating up the 2 party bullshit. Too many believe that the presidential parent will take care of us all.

  128. Kids reprogramming the V-Chip by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

    When the V-Chip was being proposed and designed, I knew that was going to happen. I didn't know of any parents capable of setting the time on the VCR, let alone being able to program it to record a show. The only ones that could use computers were the kids.

    It is nice to know that 25 years later, the kids are still outsmarting the results. Way to go youth!!!

  129. here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why don't people just stop producing shitty content?

  130. Watching TV is like saying "I need a life" by crovira · · Score: 1

    I'm getting a lot more accomplished without it.

    End of story (speaking on which, try a book. You can put it down and pick it up again later.)

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  131. The flip side by nsayer · · Score: 1

    Here's the thing.

    It is unconstitutional for the government to restrict non-obscene content. In the past, they got away with it because it was the least intrusive way to "protect" children from being exposed to indecent material.

    When they put forward the V chip, I became very happy. Why? Because if the V chip is universally implemented, then banning indecent material suddenly is no longer the least intrusive way to protect children. Instead, parents could use the V chip to prevent their children from viewing TV-MA content.

    And guess what! In January of 2009, analog broadcasting will be turned off. That means that there will not be a single working television in the country without a V chip in it (legacy TVs will require a set-top box, which will have a V chip). I look forward to the ACLU bringing suit in February to overturn the ban on indecent programming that is NOT marked as TV-MA in a manner that interoperates with the V chip. And I guarantee that approximately 2 minutes and 35 seconds after the courts rule, there will be T&A on Fox in prime time.

  132. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by moosesocks · · Score: 1

    A five-year-old is not likely to understand any possible explanation for a violent rape scene that he/she saw on TV.


    Thanks to the FCC, that's something you'll never have to worry about. A graphic rape scene simply isn't going to be shown on network TV or basic cable. The US is so sensitized to sexuality that you shouldn't have to worry about anything more than seeing an adult couple kiss each other.

    I don't really get why people refuse to give an honest answer to a 6-year old who asks "where do babies come from?", while a child who asks "what are guns for?" will more likely than not get an honest answer.

    Seriously, if you subscribe to a porn channel with kids in the house, you deserve whatever you get for it.
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  133. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1

    I think you see how the phrase "as adults" would lead me to believe otherwise.

    OK, conceded.
     


    It is my right to have access to art, ideas and entertainment which is free of censorship though. Parents typically believe that these things should be censored to protect their kids.

    I don't consider providing ratings and a method to filter them to be censorship. Maybe this is the crux of our disagreement.
     


    So where may I purchase Manhunt 2?

    On this one I might be able to provide a bit of help. It's not quite out yet, but Amazon.com is taking preorders for $39.99. Release date for the PSP is September 1. Release date for the PS2 and Wii is October 1. Enjoy! ;)
     


    I can hardly think of any commercial I find remotely offensive, even for kids. Please provide an example.

    Erm, the advertisement against pirating at the beginning of movies? ;) Just kidding. The only TV the kids have watched recently is from videos, but the next time I see one, I'll let you know. Usually they are advertisements for movies.
     


    The only way to do so though involves it costing everyone, either money spent with laws to enforce the chip is included, people rating, coming up with a rating system.

    If you can find a way to get this done without making laws or ended up with only one model of TV that provides the option, please let me know.
     


    I'm paying for other people's choice to have kids everyday, and quite frankly I'm tired of it. A full two thirds of my property tax is to educate OTHER peoples kids; money that I could really use to make some much needed repairs around my house.

    Ah, so here's the real thorn. And you know what? I support you on this feeling. The public schools around here are so horrible that we don't even use them. We're shelling out extra bucks to send the kids to private school, and yet we're still paying the property taxes to support what I consider a failed system. Worse yet, we have this local earned income tax that partly goes to the education system. Somehow, private school still manages to cost less than public school. So I share your frustration, if for slightly different reasons.
     


    Worse, this majority with kids keep voting to increase school budgets, saying "we know taxes will go up but we think its worth it."

    Actually, this isn't true, at least not around where I live. Most of the homeowners here have children, and we have consistently voted against property tax increases (at least when given the option). We just recently voted down (with a vengeance) a proposal to increase the local earned income tax to add to the school budget. I personally have never met _anybody_ that thinks the school budget (let alone property taxes) needs to go up. And yet the board of supervisors keeps raising the taxes. We even voted one of the worst offenders of tax increases off the board, but the taxes keep going up. Several off us (all with children) are starting to look at other counties (and states) to move to because of the ridiculous tax burden. The truth is that it isn't the children that are making your taxes go up. It's the politicians, and they are using the children as an excuse. If we didn't have a public school system, the politicians would just find another way to separate you from your money.
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  134. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

    I don't consider providing ratings and a method to filter them to be censorship. Maybe this is the crux of our disagreement.

    On this one I might be able to provide a bit of help. It's not quite out yet, but Amazon.com is taking preorders for $39.99. Release date for the PSP is September 1. Release date for the PS2 and Wii is October 1. Enjoy! ;)


    It does seem to be at the center of our disagreement. However, your sources are incorrect. Until the AO rating is overcome (by censoring the game), it will NOT be allowed for sale. Its been specifically banned for sale in the US. Check out the games section for /., the latest update is that TT is appealing the British decision (and probably the US one as well).

    Erm, the advertisement against pirating at the beginning of movies? ;) Just kidding. The only TV the kids have watched recently is from videos, but the next time I see one, I'll let you know. Usually they are advertisements for movies.

    I find that odd, because movie trailers even for R rated movies are pretty watered down. The ratings themselves are rated if shown on a DVD or in the theater.

    If you can find a way to get this done without making laws or ended up with only one model of TV that provides the option, please let me know.

    You can screen what your kids watch before they watch it. More effort on you, but I assume you knew having kids would be a daunting task.

    Ah, so here's the real thorn. And you know what? I support you on this feeling. The public schools around here are so horrible that we don't even use them. We're shelling out extra bucks to send the kids to private school, and yet we're still paying the property taxes to support what I consider a failed system. Worse yet, we have this local earned income tax that partly goes to the education system. Somehow, private school still manages to cost less than public school. So I share your frustration, if for slightly different reasons.

    Its another thorn, not the main one. I would love TV, movies, music and video games to push the edge more and more... but this is not possible because of the ratings systems in place. Having people rate things, enforcement and chips to filter rated material costs everyone money too. Maybe games would be just a little cheaper if they didn't need lawyers around because some dopy parent blames the game instead of their parenting, and didn't need to buy approval from the ESRB.

    I agree that you shouldn't pay into a system you're not using as well.

    Actually, this isn't true, at least not around where I live. Most of the homeowners here have children, and we have consistently voted against property tax increases (at least when given the option). We just recently voted down (with a vengeance) a proposal to increase the local earned income tax to add to the school budget. I personally have never met _anybody_ that thinks the school budget (let alone property taxes) needs to go up. And yet the board of supervisors keeps raising the taxes. We even voted one of the worst offenders of tax increases off the board, but the taxes keep going up. Several off us (all with children) are starting to look at other counties (and states) to move to because of the ridiculous tax burden. The truth is that it isn't the children that are making your taxes go up. It's the politicians, and they are using the children as an excuse. If we didn't have a public school system, the politicians would just find another way to separate you from your money.

    Ahh, you see here in Vermont things are a bit different. We actually get to vote on whether or not to increase the school budget. The budget of course comes from property taxes, but who can say no to the children?? (Sorry for the sarcasm.) We also get to vote to close certain schools which are literally less than half full. But even that gets shot down, for some vague "keep neighborhood schools!" rallying cry. Nevermind that you can drive through the city north to south in about 20 minutes... Its not a big city at all, but people seem to think kids taking a bus is a bad thing.

  135. this is actually good by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    if we have the ability to block anything we want with a new improved V chip, then that means that all broadcasts (TV, Radio, etc) can now be completely censor free ... right? right? NO?!! wtf!

    I'm all for allowing people to not be bombarded by something they deem inappropriate.. i mean that's why we can change the channel.. but i am sick to death of seeing my favorite movies hacked to bits because someone can't spend the time making sure little johnny doesn't hear the word fuck, or radio announcers being fined 100,00$ because someone said shit.

  136. Next V-Chip After by asm2750 · · Score: 1

    The "Super-Duper V Chip" will include a small camera in you media device so that big brother can ensure that you are safe from harm. TVs are also required to add Newspeak to English close captioning.

  137. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by drew · · Score: 1

    Probably the best way is to have one of the companies that provides URL filtering start providing a rating system for web sites that people can subscribe to if they want it. This one definitely needs to be an opt-in, though. I would imagine that maintaining a rating system for the internet wouldn't have a trivial cost associated with it, even with a large subscriber base.


    These already exist- NetNanny, Cyber Patrol, and dozens of others. Why not let people use the products that are already out there, rather than mandating that we all spend money on some magical new hardware that will be equally (in)effective?
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  138. Yea, but you have to have limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mine too....but with different results.

    I worked around whatever I could to avoid the rules my parents laid down. So much so, that I found myself hacking and in Secret Service custody at the age of 13 (this was the late 80's).

    Looking back, I think my parents probably should have set some limits on the encouragement they gave me. Once the SS confiscated my computer, the problem solved itself but it just seems to me that my parents could have done the same thing and just taken it away before I got myself in trouble. I don't blame them, of course, as they didn't know. But just saying "he's working with technology - good" is not enough. As a parent, you still have to know what is going on.

    My point is this: even tho my parents LIKED that I was engaged in computers and programming -- I was still able to get myself in a whole shitpot full of trouble. Being smart was part of the problem!

  139. It'll never work by GuNgA-DiN · · Score: 1

    You could put the "Super-Duper-V-chip-3000" (TM) in there and it wouldn't make a bit of difference. The same idiots who can't figure out the current "Parental Control" features of their first-gen V-chip are never going to figure out the new and improved one either. All of these people also have their VCR/DVD player set to the same universal coordinated time: 12:00 which blinks all day and night.

  140. I don't mind the v-chip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the idea of the v-chip, putting control of content into the hands of the parents, but it relies on an established rating system that broadcasters adhere to. I for one don't plan to add ratings information to my web pages. The only other alternative is content analysis, which 1) Doesn't work, and 2) would be REALLY expensive to try.

  141. Finally, a perfect way to filter out minor users! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is getting written into every web page I ever write from now on. I'll never have to make another splash page again!

  142. glad! by ticktickboom · · Score: 1

    i for one am glad the govt cares so much about me to screen what i see and hear. the land of the free! free from worries! i know the govt would never abuse such a thing. how could it possibly be used for their benefit? and kids dont need to see boobies till their 18, even if they are a girl. i think we should all jsut watch reruns of leave it to beaver and i dream of jeanie reruns.

    its totally insane that anyone would be opposed to the govt censoring everything they see and hear, i mean, you wouldnt ever see bad news! its not like thier controlling your mind or anything...some people just dont want anything good

    sarcasm intended

  143. Re: by ciggieposeur · · Score: 1

    I don't know where you go that all they talk about is TV, but I'd like to know -- so I can avoid it!

    We currently live in the Bryan/College Station area of Texas (I am pursuing graduate studies at Texas A&M). There is no rock climbing in this prairie area and very few trails to race on, not that I could because I am still losing my excess weight. The weather tends to be between annoyingly warm and stifling hot, and the very few days in the year under 70 degrees outside tend to be too rainy to be outdoors. Most people talk TV, the rest tend to talk evangelical church, conservative politics, A&M sports, and NASCAR.

    We don't know where we will live next, but it will have to have much better weather and community planning than this. We used to live in RTP, North Carolina, where there were plenty of greenways to walk/ride and enough urban "stuff" to do that we could sort of blend in a bit better. But even there was still mostly dominated by TV talk.

  144. Your mentality is a bit weak. Let me show you... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Helping poor people who are down and out and need healthcare is good. Those people can often return to the workforce and continue contributing. Even if they do not, this is a human life we are talking about. If you want to let someone starve for the want of a medical procedure perfected 50 years ago...you're pretty damn heartless.

    Retirement? I assume you mean social security. The program that everyone pays into and everyone gets a pay-out from? Yeah that's fine.

    Now let's see...Super-V-Chip. The feature everyone pays for when they buy a TV, but only lazy parents benefit from it because it allows them to dhelter their child from the world. Not quite the same, son. Not quite the same.

    I'm also 100% against the Child Tax Credit, which is welfare for poor over-breeding trash written right into the tax code.

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  145. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
    Sorry for responding so late, but since the thread has turned into an interesting conversation....

    I find that odd, because movie trailers even for R rated movies are pretty watered down.

    The stuff that I find personally objectionable are generally for rated R movies that I wouldn't want to see. In general, I guess you could say that the trailer did its job of making sure I knew it wasn't a movie that I was interested in. ;) Regarding the children, though, it's usually imagery from a horror movie. While it doesn't really bother me, it can cause nightmares for the kids. I personally don't care if they show the advertisements, but please not during the middle of children's programming. I don't really want a rating system on commercials, just for somebody who does the scheduling to avoid heavy medication prior to making decisions on what commercials go where.

    You can screen what your kids watch before they watch it. More effort on you, but I assume you knew having kids would be a daunting task.

    I actually have no problem with this, and most of the time I screen the content anyway. Just because something is rated G or PG doesn't mean I want the kids watching it. I don't let my youngest watch "Teletubbies" because I find the program an insult to the intelligence of kids everywhere. In general, I'd be perfectly happy to have separate children's channels (which we do, in fact, have) that I pay for separately (which we can't do). In the absence of this, the rating system helps. I'm assuming you wouldn't have a problem with a rating system whose cost was borne entirely by its users?

    Its another thorn, not the main one. I would love TV, movies, music and video games to push the edge more and more... but this is not possible because of the ratings systems in place.

    One thing you may find interesting -- At least the for movie business, the ratings system was self-imposed by the MPAA. However, you would probably be unsurprised to find that it was a more or less direct response to the threat of outright censorship.

    We actually get to vote on whether or not to increase the school budget.

    Ah, we don't have this luxury. However, proposed big increases are generally put to a referendum. The last one that I mentioned (on increasing the local earned income tax) was shot down. But the officials in charge did everything they could to push it through. They sent confusing information to the public that tried to disguise it as a tax break (they offered to reduce the property taxes by a maximum of $311 annually per household if we voted for the higher EIT (which based on demographics would have increased the tax by an average of nearly $600 annually per household). They also planned the vote during an off-year election for the primaries, when hardly anybody would show up, and I think the polls were only open during working hours. I was so angry about it that I took off work to vote and called up all my neighbors asking them to do the same. Needless to say, the thing lost by a landslide. In fact, state-wide, I heard it only passed in two townships (Pennsylvania).

    We also get to vote to close certain schools which are literally less than half full. But even that gets shot down, for some vague "keep neighborhood schools!" rallying cry.

    That's totally illogical, and I'd be pretty upset about it too. The only reason to keep a school that's less than half full open is if attendance is expected to swing up strongly in the next few years (as it's more expensive to build a new school than to keep the old one open for a few years). If they did that around here, I think there'd be a war. As it is, they built new schools recently. For some reason, there's an opinion that children will somehow be better

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  146. They grew up with so much more. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    They grew up with parents who could provide a comfy lifestyle on a single income. They grew up with greedy parents who didn't think for the future and kept electing politicians that favored the rich and corporate. Now, they can't get close to the lifestyle they enjoyed growing up, and that their parents told them was theirs if they 'worked hard enough'.

    Somehow, I don't think their parents meant '4 jobs' when they said 'worked hard enough'.

    Society made the promise of a certain lifestyle level through media (our culture) and family. Society however, didn't hold up it's end of the bargain. Therefore, people are rejecting more and more of our societal norms. Why take the bad restrictive crap when the good stuff hasn't shown up?

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  147. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

    Regarding the children, though, it's usually imagery from a horror movie. While it doesn't really bother me, it can cause nightmares for the kids. I personally don't care if they show the advertisements, but please not during the middle of children's programming. I don't really want a rating system on commercials, just for somebody who does the scheduling to avoid heavy medication prior to making decisions on what commercials go where.

    Well I can't say that I believe nightmares are a bad thing for kids to have, I would think its a normal part of growing up. I am suprised that R rated movies are being advertised during a kids show. Its been a while since I've watched any, and when I was watching those shows it was pretty much toys and video games.

    I'm assuming you wouldn't have a problem with a rating system whose cost was borne entirely by its users?

    I'm not sure that's a fair question, because I don't think such a rating system could exist. Cost is also only part of the problem; as I've said, when you have a rating you have content developers self-censoring to fit into a particular rating.

    One thing you may find interesting -- At least the for movie business, the ratings system was self-imposed by the MPAA. However, you would probably be unsurprised to find that it was a more or less direct response to the threat of outright censorship.

    I am aware of that; censorship is also why the film industry is mostly centered in CA. It was believed that if they moved out to the "Wild west" they could escape the mandates of congress. Outright censorship in my mind is unconsitutional; its pretty clear our founders wanted a free exchange of ideas.

    You may also be interested to know that when the printing press was first invented people had the same problems with books as they do today with movies, games and music. Back then it was the romance novel that people were upset about. Yet we've managed fine without a ratings system for books, I don't see why movies, music or games should be any different.

    Ah, we don't have this luxury. However, proposed big increases are generally put to a referendum. The last one that I mentioned (on increasing the local earned income tax) was shot down. But the officials in charge did everything they could to push it through. They sent confusing information to the public that tried to disguise it as a tax break (they offered to reduce the property taxes by a maximum of $311 annually per household if we voted for the higher EIT (which based on demographics would have increased the tax by an average of nearly $600 annually per household). They also planned the vote during an off-year election for the primaries, when hardly anybody would show up, and I think the polls were only open during working hours. I was so angry about it that I took off work to vote and called up all my neighbors asking them to do the same. Needless to say, the thing lost by a landslide. In fact, state-wide, I heard it only passed in two townships (Pennsylvania).

    I'm not sure its a luxury. It seems as the totally illogical are now in charge today. We now are most people voting FOR higher and higher taxes. Where in PA are you from? I grew up between Allentown and Philly.

    That's totally illogical, and I'd be pretty upset about it too. The only reason to keep a school that's less than half full open is if attendance is expected to swing up strongly in the next few years (as it's more expensive to build a new school than to keep the old one open for a few years). If they did that around here, I think there'd be a war. As it is, they built new schools recently. For some reason, there's an opinion that children will somehow be better educated in a newer physical structure. I have no idea whose brain fart that is, but it's the idea. One of the schools probably _did_ need to be replaced, as the structure was aging, but the other certainly didn't. So now we get to pay the cost of new schools in the budget. And I heard recently that the new

  148. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1

    Where in PA are you from?

    Southern Chester county, down near the Maryland and Delaware borders. Allentown and Philly aren't too awfully far away.
     


    We both have the same absurdly high tax problems. I really think the solution is to directly bill the parents. You'd get competition between schools (those that will provide the best education for the most reasonable price) and those that are using the system see how much it costs. It affects them directly. I think people would suddenly think more carefully about how their money is being spent if they were the only ones footing the bill.

    Possibly. Short of shifting the burden entirely to those with kids, another thing that might help is school vouchers. This would allow parents who send kids to private schools (because the public schools are so horrible) to make at least partial use of the taxes they pay. This also has the effect of decoupling the school budget from the taxes. However, I'm pretty sure the public school system would collapse within a few years, and that might leave some of the poorer parents unable to send their kids to school. Like it or not, the poorer families are frequently the ones with more children. Another option would be to only publicly fund eduction for children who come from families with an income below some arbitrary level. This would make the parents who could afford it directly responsible for the investment in education while not leaving the poorer children without any choices. Done correctly, it would also probably reduce the per household tax burden. At the very list, it would make it very clear what the cost per child was. I think if people knew exactly what that cost was, some eyebrows would be going up and some investigations would take place. I cringe at what they would find.
     


    Why should owing a large or nice house have anything to do with how much you put into the education system?

    Agreed. This is just another part of a flawed system. I suspect the intention is that if you have a bigger house, you have more money and therefore should have a larger share of the tax burden. Unfortunately, that's not always the case. You might inherit a house that's really nice, but if that's your sole possession, you aren't wealthy. If everyone is to be taxed, it would be better to have those taxes spread fairly. Any ideas what the fairest method would be? Assume for the moment that not having children doesn't allow you to escape.
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  149. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

    Southern Chester county, down near the Maryland and Delaware borders. Allentown and Philly aren't too awfully far away.

    Not that far at all, especially since the blue route has been completed.

    Possibly. Short of shifting the burden entirely to those with kids, another thing that might help is school vouchers. This would allow parents who send kids to private schools (because the public schools are so horrible) to make at least partial use of the taxes they pay. This also has the effect of decoupling the school budget from the taxes. However, I'm pretty sure the public school system would collapse within a few years, and that might leave some of the poorer parents unable to send their kids to school.

    I agree; that would only further crush public schools at all. It still doesn't give people a simple value metric to decide of whether or not to have kids or figure out what some of the costs will be. Even with welfare or WIC, the poor are still forced to decide how much to spend on what. If you get name brands you get less food than generics. We need the same thing for schools, otherwise it gets to a point like we have here... people vote for the higher taxes.

    Another option would be to only publicly fund eduction for children who come from families with an income below some arbitrary level. This would make the parents who could afford it directly responsible for the investment in education while not leaving the poorer children without any choices. Done correctly, it would also probably reduce the per household tax burden. At the very list, it would make it very clear what the cost per child was. I think if people knew exactly what that cost was, some eyebrows would be going up and some investigations would take place. I cringe at what they would find.

    You will have the middle and upper classes rightly claiming that its unfair to them; they not only pay for thier child, but for the poor's children. So any less tax is now going to pay for thier own kids education bill. It also does nothing to discourage the poor from having more children.

    My solution, open to anyone that cannot afford it, is the same solution for college. Low interest educational loans. I have not problems with those, even using some tax money to get the program going. Ideally the interest income would pay for program itself.

    Another more extreme option is this (and this also solve the welfare problem too): If you give birth to a child and your finances (purely looking at income / debt) don't allow you to take care of it, you lose the child and it will go to adoptive parents. Adoptive parents cannot adopt outside the US unless there are no children in the US that need adoption. I won't promise this solution would work, but I think it may have potential.

    Agreed. This is just another part of a flawed system. I suspect the intention is that if you have a bigger house, you have more money and therefore should have a larger share of the tax burden. Unfortunately, that's not always the case. You might inherit a house that's really nice, but if that's your sole possession, you aren't wealthy. If everyone is to be taxed, it would be better to have those taxes spread fairly. Any ideas what the fairest method would be? Assume for the moment that not having children doesn't allow you to escape.

    My end goal is simply to reduce taxes (and censorship). The only really fair method is to direct bill the parents, and let those without kids alone. As long as its coming from tax money, you're ignoring that some people have no kids, some one, some two, some have six. I very much doubt a "kid" tax would ever fly, but I know that there are some counties in VA or SC (I can't remember, in that area somewhere) that already have the system I suggest (direct bill only). Property taxes are VERY low, and schools are better than average.

  150. Re:Censoring for Children is like... by jafuser · · Score: 1

    The problem is this is one of these types of tools that lets authorities get too lax in their responsibility and vigilance, or overuse it in situations where it is not justified.

    Other examples:

    Tool: tasers, rubber bullets, etc.
    Use: Allow law enforcment to deliver "less lethal" ways to subdue threats, protesters, etc.
    Result: More and more reports of these tools being used to subdue minor threats, or in instances where there was no threat at all.

    Tool: air bags, anti-lock brakes, traction control, SUVs, etc.
    Use: Make drivers safer in emergency situations.
    Result: People drive much more aggressively because they feel safer if they do get into an accident.

    Tool: broadcast flag
    Use: Prevent viewers from recording movies, sports events, and other high-demand content.
    Result: Sometimes whole channels get "accidently" flagged. Expect this to not be an accident in the future.

    Now we have a "super" V-chip coming along which will likely block educational material and create other false positives. Additionally, technology like this tends to negatively influence creative expression and dilute content in order to get maximum viewership.

    I'm not saying we shouldn't have these tools, but the problem is society suffers because people tend to overuse them, so we should carefully consider that factor when deploying new technologies, especially those which are very prone to this scenario.

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  151. V-Chip is not Censorship. Yet. by mux2000 · · Score: 1

    As usual this thing will evolve in stages:

    1. Mandate installing a V-Chip in everything, but leave it parent-modifyable and call it 'parental controls' so nobody argues.
    2. Pass a law saying all V-Chips must be factory-set and hardwired to filter everything Big Bro doesn't like (the DMCA already covers bypassing the chip).
    3. ???
    4. Profit!