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Australia to Offer Widespread ISP-level Filtering

Phurge writes "According to a Sydney Morning Herald article, the Australia government has decided to take the controversial step of having internet service providers filter web content at the request of parents, in a crackdown on online bad language, pornography and child sex predators. 'The more efficient compulsory filtering of internet service providers (ISPs) was proposed in March last year by the then Labor leader, Kim Beazley. At the time, the Communications Minister, Helen Coonan, and ISPs criticised his idea as expensive. Three months later Senator Coonan announced the Government's Net Alert policy, which promised free filtering software for every home that wanted it. She also announced an ISP filtering trial to be conducted in Tasmania. That trial was scrapped. Today Mr Howard will hail the ISP filtering measure as a world first by any Government, and is expected to offer funding to help cover the cost. Parents will be able to request the ISP filter option when they sign up with an ISP. It will be compulsory to provide it. The measures will come into effect by the end of this month.'"

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  1. In a Related Story by UncleWilly · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "The bloody thing is just a money sucking hole in the water! How come no one told me!" Commented Mr Howard on his 12m power boat ownership.

  2. What's the big fucking deal??? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Funny
    What's the big fucking deal with profanity?

    Jesus H. Fucking Christ Almighty, it's only goddammed fucking words.

    1. Re:What's the big fucking deal??? by Control+Group · · Score: 4, Funny

      How apropos - from the Colbert Report last night:

      Judd Apatow: "What do you think of profanity?"
      Stephen Colbert: "I think it's bullshit."

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    2. Re:What's the big fucking deal??? by Kineticabstract · · Score: 1, Funny

      How DARE you??!?!

      I know you're making a joke - really funny, har har!

      But you have to understand that SOME of us take this kind of thing very, very seriously, and for your information, Mr. Hogger...

      Jesus Christ's middle initial is not H !!!!

      Goddamned blasphemer....

    3. Re:What's the big fucking deal??? by Kineticabstract · · Score: 1

      >> It was a JOKE, people! Christ.

    4. Re:What's the big fucking deal??? by secPM_MS · · Score: 1
      The use of profanity as a rare emphasis allows it to convey emphasiis and deep feeling. In routine use, the information content of profanity approaches null. After being stuck with a bunch of teenagers revelling in the use of profanity on a camping trip 30 years ago, I burned out on its usage.

      So, if the information transferred with use of profanity is approximately null and the side effect of the usage is needlessly offending others, it is wise to desist. If you are attempting to upset others and antagonize everybody around you, particularily in person, you start running into the relatively minor offense of "disturbing the peace". Of course I would not recommend trying such behavior in areas where the government does believe it should enforce moral behavior, there you find Governmentally backed morality police, such as we see in Saudia Arabia or Iran.

      More seriously, I doubt that the government is too concerned about inappropriate language. I would expect them to go after corner cases in the pornography world. The problem here is that we should expect such content to be served by compromised servers and end user systems, where the machine owners know nothing about the illicit content. At the most recent DefCon in Las Vegas, there was a discussion about how to host improper content on web-based e-mail providers with specific discussions of Google and Yahoo mail usage.

      It is not at all clear that govenments have any idea about how to deal with such malicious hosting and distribution mechanisms.

    5. Re:What's the big fucking deal??? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Its illegal in Australia apparently.

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    6. Re:What's the big fucking deal??? by wall0159 · · Score: 1

      I know a guy who was very proud of himself when he had a t-shirt saying "Jesus is a c***".

      "they're just words" he told me.

      I'm not really offended by this, but it's definitely designed to cause offence. I'd be betting that most people who advocated such a view could be offended by "mere words". Some thoughts:
      -holocaust denial
      -sexism
      -homophobia
      -elitism
      -racism
      etc... They're all mere words, but I think many/most people are justly still offended by them.

    7. Re:What's the big fucking deal??? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      I know a guy who was very proud of himself when he had a t-shirt saying "Jesus is a c***".

      "they're just words" he told me.

      I'm not really offended by this, but it's definitely designed to cause offence.

      (What's the actual word? "Cunt"???)

      It's designed to cause offence to assholes, yes.

      Some 20 years ago, hassidim jews made the city I lived in outlaw bathing suits, because they could not bear looking at sunbathers in city parks. At that moment, I started to wear skimpy speedoes for no particular reason other than offend the ass-idim jews who thought nothing of shoving their stupid morals down the throats of the majority (and no, I never was arrested). Eventually, the municipal bylaw was struck down by the courts.

      And whenever I go there, I take my bike and make a point in wearing the tightest revealing spandex possible (I have a fluorescent day-glo green bike short bought especially for this purpose). It only shocks those who are assholes enough to be offended.

    8. Re:What's the big fucking deal??? by wall0159 · · Score: 1

      "It's designed to cause offence to assholes, yes."

      Sigh. What I'm trying to say, is that you're not as clever as you think you are.

      Every person has certain things that will offend them. Some people are offended by
      "$race1 deserve the same human rights as $race2"
      whereas others are offended by
      "We should round up $ethnicity and put em in the gas chambers"

      If you want to 'convert' someone to your point of view, what's the better method: persuasion, or confrontation?

    9. Re:What's the big fucking deal??? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      Sigh. What I'm trying to say, is that you're not as clever as you think you are.
      Of course not. There's always someone smarter somewhere (real or imagined).

      If you want to 'convert' someone to your point of view, what's the better method: persuasion, or confrontation?
      In the case of the hassidim, they won't be converted to my viewpoint anymore that they want me converted to theirs; after all, I'm goyim and thus, I can never be one of the chosen people; I'm condemned of having god dump on me all the time.

      My point was since they were shoving their value down my throat, I will shove my body down their eyes, just to show them that only retarded hassidim jews are scared by the sight of human bodies.

    10. Re:What's the big fucking deal??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, remember kids: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, just as long as nobody says any naughty words!

  3. First step towards ... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... implementing a government-controlled mandatory filtering infrastructure for the web in Australia. All it will take would be the change of a config file or two, and the government can censor whatever it pleases.

    1. Re:First step towards ... by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      "All it will take would be the change of a config file or two, and the government can censor whatever it pleases."

      Ignoring the complete lack of technical insight behind this statement, why exactly would the Australian Government want to do this?

      No paranoid delusions please.

    2. Re:First step towards ... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      why exactly would the Australian Government want to do this? s/Australian/Chinese/
    3. Re:First step towards ... by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Ignoring your complete lack of foresight, there are many reasons a government would want to control the flow of information that its citizens have access to. Those who control the flow of information control the way people perceive the world. Those who control peoples' perceptions, control those people. But I suppose you think books like Orwell's 1984 are just fictional rubbish and that government controls on information for the purposes of shaping public opinion have never existed.

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    4. Re:First step towards ... by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      The last line of my post reads:
      "No paranoid delusions please."

      And yes, Orwell's 1984 was a work of fiction. Why would a government who wants to "control those people" embrace the globalized free market?

      You logic makes no sense what-so-ever and seems completely based in irrational fear, which is why it is a paranoid delusion.

    5. Re:First step towards ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Why would a government who wants to "control those people" embrace the globalized free market?

      You mean, like China? They've done a pretty good job of embracing the globalized free market, but I don't think anyone can deny that the Chinese government still has a pretty strong interest in control.

      Or are you so unconcerned because the Australians are mostly white? Because, you know, governments run by white people never do eeevil things like those little yellow people do.

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    6. Re:First step towards ... by mgblst · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Australian government has already shown its uncaring for our right to the freedom of speech. They had a parody website shut down, merely because it showed them up. This is why we are afraid.

    7. Re:First step towards ... by another_fanboy · · Score: 1

      Why would a government who wants to "control those people" embrace the globalized free market?

      If the government *says* they embrace it and prevent any alternative views, for all the people know they do. This is not to sound paranoid, but if the government (or anyone for that matter) controls all sources of information, whatever they say is truth. Why would anyone disagree with the government if all anti-government propaganda is destroyed?

    8. Re:First step towards ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All it will take would be the change of a config file or two"

      All it will take would be the change of a law or two

    9. Re:First step towards ... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ignoring the complete lack of technical insight behind this statement

      The government is telling the ISPs they have to install the filters. Currently the government is telling the ISPs that the control of those filters is delegated from the ISPs to the ISP's customers.

      My "complete lack of technical insight" sees the filter control delegation as a configuration that the ISP manages. All that needs to be done is for the government to tell the ISP to stop delegating the filter control to the customers of the ISPs, and for the ISPs configure the filters as the government instructs. Then the government just tells the ISPs to configure the filters to censor what the government does not want the Australian people to see.

      Once the filtering infrastructure is in place, this is all quite easily done, even with my complete lack of technical insight.

    10. Re:First step towards ... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Or are you so unconcerned because the Australians are mostly white? Because, you know, governments run by white people never do eeevil things like those little yellow people do.

      More importantly, Australians can vote, and regularly throw out unpopular governments. Chinese people have no such power, despite a wonderful constitution that theoretically allows it.

    11. Re:First step towards ... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. I wonder if people in East Berlin a few years ago though 1984 was a work of fiction.

      Free market has nothing to do with censorship policies. I'm sure you can find plenty of free market nations that censored ideas.

    12. Re:First step towards ... by 808140 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, democracy (especially in this case) is not necessarily a silver bullet. It doesn't take much to convince a terrified electorate that censorship or repression of "dangerous ideas" is good for society. It's not just porn, either: think anti-communism during the McCarthy era in the US. Now, terrorists are the new communists.

      The thing about censored content is, by definition you don't know what it is unless you find some way to (illegally) circumvent the censors, so it's difficult to criticize the policy without leaving yourself open to a smear campaign. You're not tough on terrorism, you support the rights of pedophiles, etc. The ACLU and its unpopularity with a large segment of the US demonstrates that standing up for civil rights will not get you the respect of the people if it means you have to defend the rights of people they consider assholes. The whole "I do not agree with what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it" thing is not widely seen as wise by people.

      Being democratic may prevent Australia from creating their own "Great Firewall", but only if the voters care. Slashdotters are sensitive about these things, but experience has shown that others are not necessarily so. Especially if they are being told that the introduction of "measured censorship" is the only way to protect their children, their way of life, etc. The terrorists are everywhere!

    13. Re:First step towards ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't be easy at all as your talking about something completely different. Providing filtering software to customers is entirely different from government-regulated censorship.

      It would require new laws, new equipment, new procedures, new everything. Basically, apart from a similar name, the two are completely unrelated.

    14. Re:First step towards ... by badfish99 · · Score: 2, Informative
      why exactly would the Australian Government want to do this?
      For the prevention of serious crime.
      • To prevent pedophiles from seducing young children
      • To prevent access to terrorist training materials
      • To prevent peple from stirring up racial hatred and encouraging genocide
      • ... (later)
      • To prevent infringement of copyright law
      • ... (later)
      • To prevent criticism of the government
    15. Re:First step towards ... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
      Providing filtering software to customers

      How long do you think it will be before the ISPs do the filtering centrally, instead of providing and supporting filter software at each customer's home? Think about the ISP providing a choice between two internet connections, one filtered and one unfiltered. The customer then selects which one is used. That's is the first step that will comply with the current law requiring the ISP to provide filtering if the customer requests it.

      Then the next step is that a law is passed requiring the "all content internet feed" to be filtered in the name of fighting terrorism.

      The march towards government censorship has begun.

    16. Re:First step towards ... by conufsed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What fucking right to free speech?? Where in the constitution or commonwealth law do we have this right? This pisses me off how often aussies go on about this so called right. I do agree that the johny parody site shutdown was bullshit though

    17. Re:First step towards ... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      how in the name of something do you figure it would require "new equipment, new procedures, new everything."?

      they have the filters and equipment already in place with this law, just change the law so it is mandatory rather than elective and change the settings. there, all done.

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    18. Re:First step towards ... by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Because modern "democratic" government is actually just a thinly veiled plutocracy, and the "globalized free market" as it exists currently is really just a vehicle for furthering the interests of apex capitalism.

      Are you seriously trying to tell me that you think that corporates and governments are not incestuously linked and that government policy doesn't primarily serve the interests of big money? I'll igore US policy, seeing as this is a discussion about Australia.

      There are two recent examples of where the government basically ignored public opinion to do something that obviously benefited corporate interests: a) The Telstra sale and b) Workplace agreements. Both of those were strongly opposed by the public, and in both cases the government said "too bad" and did it anyway, and the backers were big business. Then there's the issue of how on Earth a country flush with cash needs to privatize infrastructure development, such as the toll roads in Victoria being constructed by Transurban.

      I won't even touch the US gov't and it's relationship with defense contractors and big companies engaged in war reconstruction, such as Halliburton and Bechtel.

      And you call me delusional. You're the one living in a delusional world if you think that your government actually cares about you, and your fellow middle class citizens.

      As for 1984 being fiction, if you think Orwell intended it to be nothing more than a good story, then you think wrong.

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    19. Re:First step towards ... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, democracy (especially in this case) is not necessarily a silver bullet.

      I know, it's not Utopia. I was responding to the wanker who equated Australia's government with China's. Having lived in both countries, the idea is ludicrous.

    20. Re:First step towards ... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      In 1948 the United Nations General Assembly adopted the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR). Article 19 affirms the right to free speech:

      Article 19. Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.(1)

      Members of the Commonwealth Parliament reaffirmed the principles of the Declaration during a sitting on 10 December 1998 to mark the 50th anniversary of the UDHR and pledged to give wholehearted support to the principles enshrined in the Declaration.(2)

      Article 19 of the 1966 United Nations International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR) states that:

      Everyone shall have the right to freedom of expression ... (3)

      Australia is a signatory to this treaty(4) and, in order to incorporate treaties and conventions into Australian law, governments must pass a specific Act of Parliament. Although some parts of the treaty have been implemented into law, such as the Human Rights Commission Act 1981,(5) no government has implemented the free speech provisions and therefore they are not enforceable by Australian courts.

  4. Hmmm by Spad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Today Mr Howard will hail the ISP filtering measure as a world first by any Government...

    I don't think that's something I'd be proud to admit.

    1. Re:Hmmm by montyzooooma · · Score: 1

      I think the Chinese beat him to it.

    2. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not in the administration business, are you?

    3. Re:Hmmm by discogravy · · Score: 1

      especially considering that it's inaccurate. Someone point him to the great firewall of china, please.

  5. could this actually be a good thing? by Darkon · · Score: 1

    Maybe it will go some way to shutting up the people who constantly cry "think of the children" and complain about "teh dangers of teh intarweb", and it's not like it's being forced upon those who don't want to use it.

    1. Re:could this actually be a good thing? by computational+super · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right now, my TV is "filtered" - even my cable TV. I can call the cable company and unblock the "filtering" (e.g. get access to channels that are not "filtered") - as long as I'm willing to pay $19.95 a month extra per unfiltered channel. ISP's are salivating over the prospect of applying this "business model" to their service. "Unfiltered" internet (that is, paying them to stop doing something you didn't ask or want them to do in the first place) will CERTAINLY end up being more expensive that "filtered" internet. I give it one year, tops.

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    2. Re:could this actually be a good thing? by QCompson · · Score: 1

      There's really no way to shut up the hard-core "think of the children" crowd. If you offer optional filtering, they'll call for mandatory filtering (but little Johnny might come across a computer with unfiltered internet access!). If you block all pornography, they'll want to block all nudity (medical diagrams and otherwise). If you block all profanity they'll also want to block all sexual-related email, chat, and text.

      To me, it always seemed like it would be simpler for a think-of-the-childrener to not have internet access at their home ranther than continue to wage this endless battle against the free-flow of information, but I don't think this crowd is really satisfied until they've ruined someone else's day.

    3. Re:could this actually be a good thing? by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Not meaning to be glib, but why do you expect your neighbors to pay for your porn and "moviez"? It makes perfect sense to charge people extra for these tipes of extras, expecially on a shared connection such as residential cable.

      Insurance companies charge smokers or drunk drivers, or speeders more for coverage because they impose undue burden on the system. Why should smut users be any different?

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    4. Re:could this actually be a good thing? by CamoCoatJoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not meaning to be glib, but why do you expect your neighbors to pay for your porn and "moviez"? It makes perfect sense to charge people extra for these tipes of extras, expecially on a shared connection such as residential cable.

      Insurance companies charge smokers or drunk drivers, or speeders more for coverage because they impose undue burden on the system. Why should smut users be any different? First, there's the possibility that they'll filter out more than porn. (See the already existing debates on other threads.)

      Second, if they want to charge by the amount of data transfered, then they should just charge by the amount of data transfered. If I want unfiltered access to essays on dissident website X, why should I have to pay more than the guy who watches YouTube all day?

      Even if they never filter out anything other than porn, are you going charge people who look at still image porn more than the YouTube guy on the grounds that he must be using more resources?
      [sarcasm]Better lump the Linux geeks in there, always downloading packages instead of getting their software on CDs like "normal" people. Charge 'em double.[/sarcasm]
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  6. What's the problem here? by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Informative

    Three months later Senator Coonan announced the Government's Net Alert policy, which promised free filtering software for every home that wanted it. She also announced an ISP filtering trial to be conducted in Tasmania. That trial was scrapped. This isn't filtering at the ISP level
    The ISP is just being forced to provide filtering software at your request.

    It's censorship... if you want it.
    What's the big deal?
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    1. Re:What's the problem here? by oxidiser · · Score: 0

      No problem I can see. Just more tools for lazy parents.

    2. Re:What's the problem here? by CellBlock · · Score: 5, Interesting

      For every parent that picks this up so they can just plop their kids in front of the computer and ignore them all day, there's going to be one that actually uses it the right way: as a means to enforce rules that have already been set down in the house. If mom and dad say "no porn," a kid is going to try to look for some anyway. If he's blocked, he'll probably think "damn" and find something else to do, instead. If he's motivated enough to circumvent the block, then perhaps another talk with the parents is in order. Also, the filter could be useful for a lot of those instances where "accidental" porn come up, like every other Google image search.

    3. Re:What's the problem here? by malsdavis · · Score: 0

      Shush, don't tell them that. Some people take pleasure believing there is a big government conspiracy against them. It's just like how many people take pleasure believing in God or Gods etc.

      Whether the beliefs are true or not is beside the point.

      In fact Government conspiracies are a lot like religion (or any work of fiction for that matter), you can never definitively prove their falsity no matter how absurd they are.

    4. Re:What's the problem here? by charleste · · Score: 1

      Um... sorry, but *very* heard of. Every heard of the FCC? Howard Stern? Censorship is done all the time, people just get used to it and (most) people don't even complain.

    5. Re:What's the problem here? by sckeener · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid, I learned about computers because I wanted to 'hack' my games. I'm wondering if censorware are going to be the reason for this generation to learn about computers....i.e. I've got to learn enough to get around the blocks.

      Back in my day, I hacked Wizardry I's characters with a hexeditor. I created my own notes of where to go to give me x class or x stat or x item...it was wild because I had won the game several times already and using the hexeditor I found items I never saw before....it was great.

      Now kids are going to be crafting notes about proxy servers and ways to disable the censorware....

      from games to bypassing thought police...weird what happens over time

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    6. Re:What's the problem here? by ronadams · · Score: 1

      Because the belief of atheism is of course thoroughly provable, without uncertainty, and nothing like a religion of its own? It is not believed for a certain pleasure?

      Never mind.

      The problem here isn't that anyone is being forced to accept censorship; TFA makes it clear it is optional. The problem is that companies are being forced by the government to offer a service that they previously may not have wanted to provide (usually because of the expense involved). If I want filtering software for my household, it's my responsibility to buy it. I wouldn't want my government forcing me to go through the trouble and expense of something that does not benefit me. If an ISP offers filtering services because it is profitable, that's one thing. But being forced to take a hit they may not be able to afford? That's bad for business.

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    7. Re:What's the problem here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he's blocked, he'll probably think "damn" and find something else to do, instead.

      Of course he won't think damn, because he wouldn't have been exposed to that word since the filters would block it.

    8. Re:What's the problem here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cant you block stuff like that at the router. I did that with my linksys and it blocks everything from websites to images. I also have it record an entry in the logs when something hits the filter......that log is almost a few megs now -.-;; damn teenagers.....

    9. Re:What's the problem here? by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      Good point, although those same ISPs (as with any limited business) are already forced to pay numerous expenses which have no direct business benefit. E.g.: their accounts must be certified by licensed accounts, they have to pay their staff holiday & sick pay, have to contribute to employee pension funds, have to provide toilets within x meters of office, etc. etc.

      Such details create headaches for business administrators but are hardly news-worthy. Compared to the other business costs (particularly the employee related ones) I doubt the cost of implementation of this scheme will be that big a deal to them, especially as the government has said they will compensate the ISPs.

    10. Re:What's the problem here? by Ckwop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For every parent that picks this up so they can just plop their kids in front of the computer and ignore them all day, there's going to be one that actually uses it the right way: as a means to enforce rules that have already been set down in the house. If mom and dad say "no porn," a kid is going to try to look for some anyway. If he's blocked, he'll probably think "damn" and find something else to do, instead. If he's motivated enough to circumvent the block, then perhaps another talk with the parents is in order. Also, the filter could be useful for a lot of those instances where "accidental" porn come up, like every other Google image search.

      What's wrong with letting him/her view the porn? What's so wrong with porn? This is the problem I have with this constant "think of the children" argument. It's not them we're trying to protect, it's the parents clinging on to the sanctity of their children as they become more and more adult each day. It's the parent's complex not the child; the child doesn't care.

      I'm not a parent myself but I just feel that if you give children arbitrary rules with no logical consistency behind them then they may think all of them are suspect and rebel against the ones that really matter.

      Perhaps the best way to approach this is to tell your child that the porn on the Internet isn't like real sex. There's no love, there's often no real passion. It's just about cheap gratification. I think if you approached it like this they'd be smart enough to see why some people disagree with it. Hell, they may even choose for themselves that this material isn't for them! Imagine that!

      It is my view that if you teach your child to be a moral consequentialist then your job as a parent is basically done. You don't do this by setting arbitrary rules, you do this by teaching them to think.

      Simon.

    11. Re:What's the problem here? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      . If mom and dad say "no porn," a kid is going to try to look for some anyway. If he's blocked, he'll probably think "damn" and find something else to do, instead. If he's motivated enough to circumvent the block, then perhaps another talk with the parents is in order.

      Hmm.. I think if the parents say that to the kid, he'll be motiviated to find it just because they said not to. This sort of thing isn't limited to kids either by the way.

      The internet is not the only place to find porn.. you forget about magazines and DVDs too (usually in the same house as the parents that want to shelter their kids).

    12. Re:What's the problem here? by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, but it sure sounds like everyone there is being forced to pay for it.

      I don't see why this is needed at all; parents can already buy filtering products if they are worried.

    13. Re:What's the problem here? by cranos · · Score: 1

      s/child/teenager/g in your last statement and I might agree with you, depending on the age of the teenager. Children on the other hand do not need to see porn, and I will be ensuring that until I think they are old enough, my kids will not be viewing any. However thats a parents reponsability, not the states. Adults on the other hand should have the same level of access we currently enjoy.

    14. Re:What's the problem here? by Chelloveck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I was a kid, I learned about computers because I wanted to 'hack' my games. I'm wondering if censorware are going to be the reason for this generation to learn about computers....i.e. I've got to learn enough to get around the blocks.

      "Never underestimate the resourcefulness of teenage hormones."

      I've got some fairly significant blocks on my network. The firewall completely blocks the kids' computers by MAC address. The only way for them to get out is via a web proxy set up on my server. They have to ask me to manually grant access to the proxy when they want to connect, and they know that I review the proxy logs every day. I'm sure it's not an airtight system, but it's a big step beyond a filter. I actually hope that they'll try to find a way around it; it would mean that they're learning something about networking. But alas, the most they've ever done is to blatantly go to hentai sites when the proxy is open and hope I don't look at the logs that day. I'm kind of disappointed that my 14yo son hasn't shown a bit more creativity in that regard.

      Or else they're really, really good at covering their tracks!

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    15. Re:What's the problem here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did the idea come from of an ISP providing software to its users? An ISP provides a pipe to the internet. What's next, requiring the gas company to provide CO detectors?

    16. Re:What's the problem here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually the requirement is to first prove a hypothesis, not to presume it is true and has to be disproven. Courts prove someone is guilty, otherwise most of us are guilty of most crimes.

    17. Re:What's the problem here? by CamoCoatJoe · · Score: 1

      For every parent that picks this up so they can just plop their kids in front of the computer and ignore them all day, there's going to be one that actually uses it the right way: as a means to enforce rules that have already been set down in the house. If mom and dad say "no porn," a kid is going to try to look for some anyway. If he's blocked, he'll probably think "damn" and find something else to do, instead. If he's motivated enough to circumvent the block, then perhaps another talk with the parents is in order. Also, the filter could be useful for a lot of those instances where "accidental" porn come up, like every other Google image search.
      What's wrong with letting him/her view the porn? What's so wrong with porn? This is the problem I have with this constant "think of the children" argument. It's not them we're trying to protect, it's the parents clinging on to the sanctity of their children as they become more and more adult each day. It's the parent's complex not the child; the child doesn't care.

      I'm not a parent myself but I just feel that if you give children arbitrary rules with no logical consistency behind them then they may think all of them are suspect and rebel against the ones that really matter.

      Perhaps the best way to approach this is to tell your child that the porn on the Internet isn't like real sex. There's no love, there's often no real passion. It's just about cheap gratification. I think if you approached it like this they'd be smart enough to see why some people disagree with it. Hell, they may even choose for themselves that this material isn't for them! Imagine that!

      It is my view that if you teach your child to be a moral consequentialist then your job as a parent is basically done. You don't do this by setting arbitrary rules, you do this by teaching them to think.

      Simon.

      Reread his last sentence. I don't think this only applies to children; some people just don't like having it show up uninvited. These systems probably aren't any good for making it so that someone can't get porn, but are probably fairly good at keeping you from accidentally stumbling on it. (I've never tried any myself.)

      Even if you're neutral on porn, they're like ads: irrelevant to what ever you're looking for, and thus annoying (to some). (They often are ads...)

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    18. Re:What's the problem here? by Skapare · · Score: 1

      The ISP is just being forced to provide filtering software at your request.

      I'll take a copy of the NetBSD version, please ... source code only.

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    19. Re:What's the problem here? by Control+Group · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the larger sense, I agree with you. But the problem is, the world isn't going to wait for your children to learn how to think, it's just going to go on being the way it is. Which means, for whatever period your child is incapable of dealing maturely with the world, it's your job to do it for him or her. While it's not fair to the child's development to assume all the responsibility (in which case, they'll never learn to be responsible for their own actions), it's equally unfair to dump the responsibility on them when they're not ready.

      Figuring out the balance is the trick to being a good parent. While it's futile to try and pretend your children are innocent indefinitely, that doesn't mean it's not a good idea to try and protect that innocence for a time. Porn is a good example - children lack the contextual information necessary to process the information adequately. As a somewhat exaggerated case, consider BDSM. Without the experiential background that puts sexual desire and gratification in the proper context, it's going to be difficult to understand why it's ok for that guy to order around, slap, and spit on that woman. Trying to explain that it's ok for that guy to do it, but not the child, is going to be a difficult task if you can't also explain the reasons behind it. And you can't explain them adequately to someone who's prepubescent; they lack the emotional and physical context for it to make sense.

      While I won't disagree that the national obsession with the simple fact of body parts is ridiculous, at the same time there's plenty of content that I don't want my children experiencing until they've got the background to put in its proper place, and it has nothing to do with nipples (after all, they're one of the first things most infants ever see!!).

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    20. Re:What's the problem here? by ucla74 · · Score: 1

      You've never heard of the Federal Communications Commission (in the United States)? Do the words "Janet Jackson" and "Superbowl" ring a bell? It's certainly precedented--although perhaps not with respect to ISPs (who are, in a very real sense, "broadcasters").

    21. Re:What's the problem here? by howardjeremy · · Score: 1

      This isn't filtering at the ISP level The ISP is just being forced to provide filtering software at your request. It's censorship... if you want it. What's the big deal?

      That's true - although I'm not sure that it's a great use of government funds.

      If you're interested in the "mainstream" reaction to this when it happened, I was interviewed on Sunrise (Australia's highest-rating morning show) about it. You can see it here on Youtube.
    22. Re:What's the problem here? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      The probem is that its step one towards mandatory filtering, with the government down there deciding what is allowed thru and what isn't.

      Plus if ou get caught tryng to access something forbidden, the ISP just might have to report you.

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    23. Re:What's the problem here? by gronofer · · Score: 1

      It's censorship... if you want it. What's the big deal?

      The filtering is supposedly to be provided for free, i.e., subscribers who don't want the filtering will still end up paying for it. They can only hope that very few subscribers will want to take up the filtering, and/or the filtering can be implemented very cheaply by the ISP.

      It would also be inconvenient for anybody providing Internet access on a small scale, e.g., a wireless access point or a network for a block of apartments, if they now have to provide this filtering option.

    24. Re:What's the problem here? by darinp · · Score: 0

      I don't have any atheistic beliefs. I just don't believe in gods. That's not just yours, that's any of them. Jesus, why do you deist fucks take it so seriously?

    25. Re:What's the problem here? by NoMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where's the "-1, Wrong" mod option?

      What you've quoted was the old election promise, from 1 or 2 elections ago. As well as dropping the trial, the filter software deal was later watered down to become "ISPs are encouraged to offer web-filtering software to customers at a reduced price" (which turned out to be "somewhere between $RRP and actual retail sale price").

      The current one - as far as can be told from the announcements, which are as slippery as a bucketful of grass snakes in a lard factory - is ISP-based filtering. The idea is, as a "concerned parent", you'll be able to choose between an unfiltered feed or the "no sex please, we're Christian" version.

      Note that this has also been a feature of the Opposition party's platform for quite a while now.

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    26. Re:What's the problem here? by Thundersnatch · · Score: 1

      Your "children need choices" bullshit is the reason we have a generation of parents who punish with "time-outs" in a room full of electronic toys and put their kids on Ritalin instead of actually, you know, parenting. Thank you, Dr. Benjamin Spock, for screwing up two generations of American children.

      Children do not need more choices. Children need to be loved, taught discipline, respect for others, and of course eduacated. The idea is to give children the tools to be high-functioning, self-reliant, successful adults. Instead of catering to the child's every whim.

      And yes, I am a parent. I will not buy them treats to shut them up in a store, and I will spank my children when necessary.

  7. Another Spin on the Story by SkiifGeek · · Score: 4, Informative

    Or, alternatively - $162 Million to Stop Aussies Looking at Porn.

    Considered part of the campaigning for this year's Federal election in Australia, the Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, announced a $162 million USD plan to protect Australian Internet users against various Internet nasties, including porn, during a web video address to a number of Australian churches. The address was also joined by the leader of the Opposition, which suggests that the proposed plan will be left in place if they succeed in taking power later this year.

    With plans to provide free internet filtering software for families, more funds for online predator detection, opportunities to lean on ISPs to stop allowing access to objectionable content, and a working group to work out ways around the privacy protection enjoyed by predators (but apparently not by the people they are supposed to protect), it is likely to become a $162 million dollar black hole, for a number of reasons.

    It is important to consider who the presentation was pitched to, and who supported it. Unfortunately most of the dissenting voices from within parliament seem to be based on lines of religion (i.e. die-hard atheists complaining that Christian representatives spoke to Christian gatherings), and not on the technological shortfalls of the plan.

    1. Re:Another Spin on the Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, alternatively - $162 Million to Stop Aussies Looking at Porn. Or, alternatively - $162 Million to protect your babies from dingos that are roaming the internet freely ...
    2. Re:Another Spin on the Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's one lesson to be learned here, it's that where there's money to be made through taxing/spending, government will be there to claim it.

      Who wants to guess how much of that $162 million will go to administration? How much precedent will be set for the next expansion of power and revenue? Did anyone honestly believe that government could keep its hands off the internet?

      There's a reason why no government in history has ever reduced its power or revenue through the process of democracy (if anyone can point to a solid example, I'd be very interested) -- and it's not because making government bigger is unprofitable for those in the business of government.

  8. Only the first step ... by Syncerus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know of course, that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions?

    This sounds so nice and sweet on the surface: the government is going to protect your children by filtering the Internet content to which they have access. What could be wrong with that?

    Of course, once you have an official filtering mechanism in place, it can be used to filter other "anti-social" content. And it will. It's just a matter of time. The next step will be the restriction of some universally loathed faction, like the Nazis. Neo-fascist sites will be banned as will sites from other "extremist" groups, terrorists, etc. Then illegal drug related sites will be banned, and later hard alcohol sites.

    Eventually, you can be expect to be protected from Twinkies and Ding-dongs. But not the Ding-dongs that you voted into office. Somehow they will always be exempt from filtering.

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    1. Re:Only the first step ... by Monsieur+Canard · · Score: 1

      Damn. And my mod points expired yesterday.

      Well said.

      Every time I hear this argument I harken back to the days of the PMRC in the U.S. (and to think there was a point I wanted Tipper to be the first lady).

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    2. Re:Only the first step ... by ucla74 · · Score: 1

      Or is the road to Hell paved with FUD? RTFA: The government isn't going to filter anything. The requirement will be for ISPs to provide filtering technology to those who ask for it. Not only is this not quite the same thing, it's not even close.

  9. What's the difference... by PJ1216 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...between the ISPs doing the filtering and software doing the filtering? Wouldn't it ultimately end up being that the ISPs will use software to filter? Therefore won't it have the same pitfalls as individual filters (ie: blocking sites with info on 'breast cancer' etc.)? And won't people eventually find a way around it if they really wanted to? When I was younger, if I was restricted access to something, usually that only made me want it more and go to greater lengths to get it. When will people just trust kids. Tell them they shouldn't, but give them the choice to actually listen. If they get caught, make it known your disappointed in them. I find that if the kid was being raised properly with emphasis on integrity and responsibility, usually they'll feel guilty and enforce the restrictions on themselves. And I know this will be stately repeated... Why do ISPs have to fill in for parents anyway? Can't they just keep an eye on their own kids?

    1. Re:What's the difference... by ebolaZaireRules · · Score: 0

      How hard is it to get around software - especially considering that the kids are often more tech savvy than their parents. Its stupid, though... WHY should it be mandatory? Enforced cencorship... hell, if the parents really wanted it, they could find it. There is an Australian company called Webshield that does this, for one, so if it was such a big deal why are there so few ISP's that offer it? And there are so many ways that it could be implemented, so many ways to get it wrong. If the parents felt a need, they already have options - and if they don't... well, why isn't the computer in the living room then? ARGH! Enough... I should be working not an advertisment, but the company I mentioned is run by friends.

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    2. Re:What's the difference... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      The ISP doing the filtering means errors are not easily corrected.
      OTOH, client-side filtering software can be extremely restrictive because the people who want filtering can have their preferred internet experience without shitting up yours or mine. Churches and other groups could even provide whitelists to parents who want that.

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  10. Re:What's the big deal??? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In modern society, we have a thing called "decency." Part of it is that we have enough self-respect so as not to debase ourselves with needless profanity. It's pretty much the same reason that we tend to use more formal language in formal writing - we similarly don't consider our everyday conversation so uncouth as to warrant whatever curses we can think of.

    We choose not to profane our conversation.

  11. Gosh... by morari · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hate it enough when my ISP decides to filter e-mail at the source. I don't get spam regardless, and sometimes actual people sending me actual attachments don't make it through because it "could be a dangerous file". It's yet another one of those things that keep stupid people "safe" (and stupid forever).

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  12. What the Hell by eboluuuh · · Score: 5, Informative

    So they're basically making a V-Chip for the internet? The real reason why teenagers are sexually abused by predators online is, essentially, bad education. http://www.apa.org/releases/online_sexabuse.html Though my favorite is this: http://rotten.com/about/obscene.html "Certain people (including parents and schoolteachers) have complained to us and stated that rotten.com should not be "allowed" on the net, since children can view images on our site. One US schoolteacher wrote us a very angry email that complained some of her students had bookmarked images on this site, that our site shouldn't be on the net, and other claptrap. This is our response. The net is not a babysitter! Children should not be roaming the Internet unsupervised any more than they should be roaming the streets of New York City unsupervised. We cannot dumb the Internet down to the level of playground. Rotten dot com serves as a beacon to demonstrate that censorship of the Internet is impractical, unethical, and wrong. To censor this site, it is necessary to censor medical texts, history texts, evidence rooms, courtrooms, art museums, libraries, and other sources of information vital to functioning of free society. "

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  13. Election pandering by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There seems to be an election in the wind (I think I saw Nov mentioned), and Howard is on a downslide at the moment. I see this stunt as the Liberals (and that is the conservative party) playing the "think of the kiddies" card to drum up support.

    Previously Howard has played the "OMG the illeagal immigrants" card (google for Tampa and babies overboard).

    Hopefully this time the Oz public won't fall for it, bu then again we re-elected Howard in the election after the Tampa incident even though it had been shown that that was all a stunt.

    Of course my opinion of Howard has been coloured ever since I listened to "How green was my cactus" many years ago, and he was always referred to as "Little Johnny Howard" (this was before he became supreme ruler).

    I also liked it when a Japanese (I think) paper referred to him as "Shrub" .. ie a little bush.

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    1. Re:Election pandering by cranos · · Score: 1

      Don't get your hopes up, Labor wants to filter everyone, not just those who request it.

  14. Sure , Whatever You Say Howard: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    You lying sack of shit. You are filtering for the same reason as this common thug: to
    suppress political dissent.

    Go for a swim on the Gold Coast with the white sharks, Mr. Howard.

    Sincerely,
    Kilgore Trout, Political ACTIVIST

  15. That's what I call strict! by giafly · · Score: 1
    From TFA

    Many US state attorneys-general want laws that would require children to get permission from their parents before joining such sites,
    and would require those sites to verify the parents' age and identity.
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  16. Who is paying for this? What about competition? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It should be individual parents who want this service that pay for it. Furthermore, parents should have the ability to choose an alternative censorship system without paying for the default one.

  17. What's the problem here? by Phurge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The big deal is the step taken by the government to force ISPs to provide filtering. Unheard of so far in a western democracy.

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  18. What the hell happened to Australia? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    I used to think Australia would be a great place to live, maybe even better than the US. A former British colony, lots of frontier and low population density, laid back. But now it is making up for lost time and trying to exceed Britain in being a nanny state and the US in privacy invasions.

    Thank God they have liberal gun laws and a lot of folks are armed, so as to defend their rights - oh, wait, the Austrailian gov't confiscated everyone's guns in a "think of the children" ploy. And the gun owners just gave them up with nary a whimper.

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    1. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by middlemen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank God they have liberal gun laws and a lot of folks are armed, so as to defend their rights - oh, wait, the Austrailian gov't confiscated everyone's guns in a "think of the children" ploy. And the gun owners just gave them up with nary a whimper.

      How many large scale (10+ people) shootings of school students have you heard in Australia ?
      Gun control has its +/- points, but that is offtopic.

    2. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      The reason it is not off topic is that, historically, the first thing oppressive regimes do is to disarm the populace. Australia is simply following an historical pattern.

      School shootings are an occasion for sadness and outrage; govenments using them as a catspaw to disarm the polpulace "for their own good" is a calculated move to harness those emotions to get wht it wants - a populace that can't resist government actions when the government starts acting against the best interests of the people it purports to represent.

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    3. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a rock.

      It is a magic rock.

      It keeps the lavender unicorns away.

      You don't see any lavender unicorns around here do you?

      My magic lavender unicorn repelling rock is working wonderfully.

    4. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by middlemen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your point makes sense a bit, but I am from India and the people can control the government more often that not. Guns don't solve political problems. They only might solve temporary tyranny problems, if at all. They should really be used as a trump card but that never happens. Abuse is rampant. Ask any parent whose kid has been shot. The problem with oppressive governments is not the lack of guns etc, it is the complacency of the populace who actually let the government snatch away their freedoms in the name of "anything". Blame the citizens of the country if you are in a "democracy/republic". Those who don't use their brains use guns.

    5. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by secPM_MS · · Score: 1

      Actually, there was a mass shooting in Tasmania perhaps 20 years ago where the shooter killed something like 20 people before killing himself. The Australian government banned all semi-automatic rifles as a consequence and had a forced buy-back program. I would not be surprised if ownership of pistols is tightly controlled as well. I would note that our friends to the North in Canada also ban semi-automatic rifles as well as pistols. There was even a case in Ontario a few years ago where a on-duty American policeman in the Toronto area had his Glock seized and the local prosecutor wanted to try him for possession of a banned firearm -- a case of a combination of a stupidly worded law and pig-headedness.

    6. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by QCompson · · Score: 1

      Thank God they have liberal gun laws and a lot of folks are armed, so as to defend their rights - oh, wait, the Austrailian gov't confiscated everyone's guns in a "think of the children" ploy. And the gun owners just gave them up with nary a whimper.

      I don't understand this argument. Assuming that Australian citizens were still armed to the teeth "so as to defend their rights", then upon learning that the internet would be filtered for content they should have started shooting politicians?
    7. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      Also havent seen any mass-killings since the advent of the law that outlawed the semi-automatics.
      If your reply is going to be as witty and pointless as your OP, please don't bother replying.

    8. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      My impression of Australia has been that the place never really caught the post War wave or the sixties and is still fairly stuck in a bigoted and colonial mindset. I'm probably disparaging a lot of Australian slashdotters, but to be fair your domestic actions are speaking volumes to the rest of us.

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    9. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      That's absolutely correct. Except that it was 11 years ago. And he killed 35 people. And he is still alive and in a secure nuthouse.

      His name is Martin Bryant

    10. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The reason it is not off topic is that, historically, the first thing oppressive regimes do is to disarm the populace. Australia is simply following an historical pattern.

      Bullshit. There has never been anything like the tradition of gun ownership in Australia as in the US. In the last 20-30 years gun crime became more prevalent and the population generally supported tightening of restrictions on gun ownership. I've never, in my 50 years, met anyone who I knew owned a handgun. In rural areas, farmers had rifles and shotguns. I get terribly sick of NRA types, whose knowledge of Australia ia apparently based on Simpsons' cartoons, making up shit like this.

      Australia is a fully functioning democracy and we don't need to assassinate our leaders to change governments, attractive as the idea is with the current leadership. Guns cause anarchy, not democracy. Take a trip to Baghdad or Somalia and tell me much good wide availability of guns has done there.

    11. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by jma05 · · Score: 1

      > first thing oppressive regimes do is to disarm the populace.

      I think that belief is entirely misplaced with the context of guns. Oppressive regimes disarm people alright, but they do so with the more powerful weapons than guns. In this information age, and at least in the case of affluent countries with good constitutions on paper, they do it by disarming us of ideas and information that stand against them. Firearms might have been that weapon a few years ago but they are less relevant now. Besides, the people who cannot even be motivated enough to vote certainly cannot be motivated to pick up weapons and face an army.

    12. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Please don't use my country to justify the gun obession that grew out of the myth that some poorly armed guys freezing in the woods won you a country and not a side effect of a conflict between two large european powers. A gun should be a tool and not a symbol.

    13. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      oh, wait, the Austrailian gov't confiscated everyone's guns in a "think of the children" ploy.
      I'm sure this 'fact' will come as a surprise to the local gun club, whose rifle & pistol ranges are in a suburban area 5 minutes drive from a major shopping mall and less than that from 2 suburban schools.

      (Actually, I think there's a legal brothel even closer than that, but I'm not 100% certain...)

      The fact is, in Australia almost anybody who has a reasonable excuse can get a gun licence (unless there's a fairly good reason not to give you one e.g. history of violent crime, etc). Farmer? No problem. Want to join the local gun club? No problem. Want to go on a weekend of pig shooting with your drunken mates? Just sign here...

      A shooter's licence for a rifle takes about 14 days for processing and background checks. A pistol licence can take a little longer; the slowest I know of is about 30 days. Concealed carry permits are possible to get, but much harder - you need a real reason and, no, "because I'm afraid someone else might be carrying a gun" is not a real reason, it's irrational fear.

      (Note: "Because I want to feel like a big man" is not a valid reason either...)

      It takes about 14 days to get a shooters licence for a rifle; longer for a pistol licence. I know one person with a licence to carry; that took nearly a month to process, but he already had a pistol licence.

      Now, I can see that if you want to nip down to the local gunsmith and buy something suitable for a bit of ad-hoc "political expression" then a few weeks may be a bit of an inconvenience. But, on the other hand, it gives plenty of time for you to do some proper planning...

      Note: I grew up with guns; my grandfather and uncle were championship-winning shooters; as a teenager I worked at the local rifle range. I have no problems with guns at all - except that I believe that anyone who "wants" one - rather than "needs" one, or even "has a reason to have one" - should be automatically excluded from owning one.

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    14. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Since yours is the first post to actually come up with assertions that can be checked, I'll have to do some digging. If my perceptions of Australian firearms regulations are mistaken, then I apologize and need to educate myself.

      I am concerned about your last statement, regarding "want" vs. "need". Who determines what is a legitimate need or not? You mentioned that you have relatives that were champion shooters, but did they really have a "need" to put holes in paper at a distance? In the US gun control advocates are fond of the term "legitimate sporting purpose", and have used that "criterion to ban certain typoes of firearms while leaving other functionally equivalent types alone. But "legitimate sporting purpose", aside from difficulties with the US 2nd amendment, is also quite vague. Who determines what is "legitimate"? Who determines what is "sporting"?

      If "sporting" is defined as "hunting", then there goes your relative's achievements. If "legitimate" is defined as "officially sanctioned", no more heading to the back field to shoot at tin cans with your friends. If I want to go out on my property, or a firing range, and blast away with a semi-auto rifle at a stump or a paper target, why is that "illegitimate."

      My kids are with my grandparents this summer, and I asked my father to teach my kids how to shoot. My daughter went into a panic because she has been believed that "shooting" means "murder", and thought that my Dad was going to take her on a casual killing spree. He got it straightened out, but those attitudes are what are being fed to my kids - guns are bad, people who own guns are dangerous. When I was at lunch a couple of days ago, I mentioned this incident, and got a lot of rolled eyes, including a comment about "can't see any reason whatsoever to ever shoot a gun." Although I think he suffers from a lack of imagination (possibly terminal - we work in Washington, DC), it is not my place to gainsay his choices. But there are many of his same opinion who, because they can't see any reason to own or use a gun, believe that there is NO reason for ANYONE to do so.

      That is how I tied it in to the original topic - people who define "legitimate uses" of the Internet a certain way, and are willing to use dishonest means to gain control over communications. They even use the same rhetoric: "It's for the children". The problem is, they don't care about your children; they care about theirs, in the sense that they want to accrue and pass down power.

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    15. Re:What the hell happened to Australia? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I don't understand this argument. Assuming that Australian citizens were still armed to the teeth "so as to defend their rights", then upon learning that the internet would be filtered for content they should have started shooting politicians?
      You've hit the nail on the head.

      What many yanks don't understand about the gun control argument and what infuriates me as an australian is that we (as with most first world nations out side the US) don't readily turn to violence to solve our problems. Having guns around is never seen as a solution, we often find it is better to ask someone to stop, simply go away from them or if nessasary get the courts involved. Most Australians have managed to grasp this novel concept called "common sense" that state's "shooting people is not a good thing" nor do we readily politicize every topic. As a result of the introduction of gun control Australia has benefited from reduced crime rates over the last 10 years, the biggest drop was in violent crimes. It seems that criminals become even more cowardly when you take away their guns and give any potential victim equal chance in fighting back.

      Australia never had a civil war and will never have a civil war, we just don't feel the need to go around shooting one another nor is our nation so easily polarised. If Australian government really tried to enforce a tyrannical act it is far more likely that the police or armed forces would simply refuse to do their jobs as political patsies number so few in australia that any attempt to enforce political will is completely ineffective.
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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  19. Filters tend to be abused by Joohn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A similar thing is going on in Sweden. The government is forcing all major ISP:s to filter out sites that are known to provide child pornography. Recently, the popular bit-torrent tracker http://www.piratebay.org/ was threatened to be added to this filter because rumour had it "there where child porn available from the site". This is of course just an excuse used by the Swedish government, which is controlled by the American government, which is controlled by the record and movie industry. I understand that it's in the record companies interests but it bugs me that governments don't want to confess that they're being used these ways.

    1. Re:Filters tend to be abused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm not mistaken they aren't actually forcing the ISPs to apply the filtering, it is a voluntary DNS blacklist, it's just that every ISP does use it, so the effect is the same. Also, it is a really rather stupid thing since it only works on the DNS anyway. I.e, it won't block the actual http requests so simply adding the site in question to your DNS will circumvent the filter, or you could use a different DNS server. Besides, unlike the US over here politicians actually get in trouble for this kind of thing. The recent legislation regarding wiretaps most certainly played a part in why Lejonborg is all but finished in the Liberal party as an example, and the left block certainly took a hit in popularity after the first scandal ( where the police confiscated their servers ). Given the very close call in the last election they may well have still been in power if it wasn't for that...

      Heck, given that different European countries have different age of consent it is only a matter of time before this sort of thing will end up in the European Commission.

  20. Re:What's the big deal??? by Neil+Watson · · Score: 1
    We choose not to profane our conversation.

    Choose is the correct word here. I choose what profanity I use. I choose what profanity I find offensive and ignore it. Others should not be able to decide for me what is profane.

    However the article did say that the filters was upon request. However, I think people need to be educated about filtering. They need to know that it is far from perfect and no substitute for good judgment.

  21. Opt in today, opt out ..? by AHuxley · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How long before we line up at isp's with photo ID to have the internet turned back on?

    Australia only had one internet policy over the past 10 years:
    How can we filter it?

    Please join or donate to Electronic Frontiers Australia
    http://www.efa.org.au/

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    1. Re:Opt in today, opt out ..? by badfish99 · · Score: 1

      How long before we line up at isp's with photo ID to have the internet turned back on?
      Already happening in some countries

  22. Re:What's the big deal??? by Von+Helmet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.

  23. And your point is? by brunes69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The web is not a uniform medium when it comes to discourse, and people should not expect it to be that way. Even a 6 year old surfing the web knows there is a difference between CNN.com and MySpace.com when it comes to community discourse. Unless you like to live in a walled garden, filtering profanity does nothing but shelter kids from the real world. Do these parents actually think their kids don't hear this kind of stuff every day at recess?

    1. Re:And your point is? by russ1337 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >>> ....knows there is a difference between CNN.com and MySpace.com when it comes to community discourse

      Let me guess: One is full of sexy pictures, trash, lies and people manipulating the truth, the other is myspace?

    2. Re:And your point is? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I get your point but I'd be pretty impressed with a 6yro who could read CNN and discuss how it's "community discourse" differs from that of MySpace. An average 6yro might call you a "mother fucking poo-bum-head" but I doubt they would recognise the words in text without prior coaching.

      After 40 odd years, I still vividly remeber getting a slipper thrown at me the first time I said "oh fuck" in front of my mum, I had no idea what it meant I was just parroting the "big kids".

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    3. Re:And your point is? by brunes69 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      After 40 odd years, I still vividly remeber getting a slipper thrown at me the first time I said "oh fuck" in front of my mum, I had no idea what it meant I was just parroting the "big kids".

      And you don't think that is ridiculous? All you were doing was making sounds come out of your mouth. Without knowing the meaning behind the words, it is not profanity, it is just language.

      If I sit there and swear at you in Japanese (assuming you don't speak Japanese), is it going to offend you? Of course not cause you have no idea what I am saying. So those words would not be profanity then.

      The proper response should have been for your mother to sit down with you and explain what that word means, why some consider it offensive, and how it should only be used in the presence of people who find it acceptable - and if you do not obey those rules then you will be punished.

      Kids are not as stupid and ignorant as some lawmakers and parents make them out to be. In actual fact they're usually ahead of the curve.

    4. Re:And your point is? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      >>> ....knows there is a difference between CNN.com and MySpace.com when it comes to community discourse

      Let me guess: One is full of sexy pictures, trash, lies and people manipulating the truth, the other is myspace? Eeee... Bad guess.
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    5. Re:And your point is? by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      >>> ....knows there is a difference between CNN.com and MySpace.com when it comes to community discourse

      Let me guess: One is full of sexy pictures, trash, lies and people manipulating the truth, the other is myspace? Eeee... Bad guess.

      Right, they're both full of sexy pictures, trash, lies and people manipulating the truth. Although not necessarily the same lies, trash, and manipulation. Note, except in Math, all truth is relative and often subjective (although some truths are truer than other truths).

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    6. Re:And your point is? by computational+super · · Score: 1
      If I sit there and swear at you in Japanese (assuming you don't speak Japanese), is it going to offend you?

      My wife is Mexican, so we listen to/watch a lot of Spanish-language radio and TV. I find it hilarious that, on the Spanish-speaking stations, they bleep out the Spanish swear words, but if they play an audio clip of somebody speaking English, they let the swear words fly (remember, this is over US airwaves, ostensibly under the iron fist of the FCC). And, occasionally, I'll hear Spanish swear words unbleeped in English-language medium. Really, pointing out how stupid it is to censor profanity is sort of like shooting fish in a barrel, isn't it?

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    7. Re:And your point is? by XueLang · · Score: 1

      he proper response should have been for your mother to sit down with you and explain what that word means, why some consider it offensive, and how it should only be used in the presence of people who find it acceptable - and if you do not obey those rules then you will be punished.

      Kids are not as stupid and ignorant as some lawmakers and parents make them out to be. In actual fact they're usually ahead of the curve.


      Definitely agreed on this. Especially if you've got a smart kid, they're usually going to ignore the rules if you don't tell them WHY they exist. But in general, a lot of kids are smarter than people give them credit for.

      And in response to the parent (grandparent? I guess that's more correct since it's the parent of the person I'm replying to), I was reading the encyclopedia for fun when I was 6. I think even when I was 5. I learned to read pretty early... so I guess I would count as the exception to your rule? I was a freakishly articulate child...

      Something seems to have happened to that between now and then. lol

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    8. Re:And your point is? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "And you don't think that is ridiculous?"

      Yes it is ridiculous, typical of the 60's and something I laugh about with my mum. I agree swearing is totally harmless, but as a matter of personal taste I don't like hearing little kids talking like the guys down at the local bar. Reagardless of personal taste, there is no getting around the social reality that "being polite" is a reliable first strategy when a kid is learning to deal with adults.

      "Kids are not as stupid and ignorant as some lawmakers and parents make them out to be."

      I don't think kids are "stupid" but they are by definition "ignorant". For example, ask a pre-schooler how old they are and they might answer "three", to totally confuse them just ask "three what?" - after a bit of thinking you might get an answer like "and a half" or "just three".

      The point of my post however was: no matter how mature a person thinks they were at six, reality is different.

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    9. Re:And your point is? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "pointing out how stupid it is to censor profanity is sort of like shooting fish in a barrel, isn't it?"

      Yes, also a strawman if you read my OP post that he was replying to.

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    10. Re:And your point is? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "And in response to the parent (grandparent?....I guess I would count as the exception to your rule? I was a freakishly articulate child"

      To quote Captain Jack, "it's more a guideline that a rule" but I was talking about the level of maturity and background knowledge of a 6yro not "freakish" party tricks. Myself, I could tell the time when I was three, do simple arithmetic, "read" encyclopedias, all before I went to school. However I'm old enough to recognoise I was still absorbing the world around me, I was not simply a litte version of my current self for the simple reason that much of my life hadn't happened in 1965, in the same vein I am not the "same person" I was at 21 either. The constant evolution of "who you are" is a "fact of life" many 21yr old's can articulate but don't trully comprehend.

      As someone once lamented: "Youth is wasted on the young".

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    11. Re:And your point is? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Well stepping back into the real world where truth isn't "relative"; there aren't any sexy pictures on CNN, there's some trashy news about washing your dog at the moment but no "omg lol come ova now sxcy", and talking about lies and manipulating the truth just gives me the yawn inducing conspiracy nut vibe.

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  24. Re:What's the big deal??? by computational+super · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    We choose not to profane our conversation.

    No, YOU choose not to let THE REST OF US profane OUR conversations. Whether we want to or not.

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  25. Re:What's the big deal??? by vtcodger · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ***In modern society, we have a thing called "decency." ...***

    Well, we don't actually. We did sorta four decades ago. It had its pluses and minuses. It was nice to be able to let your kids watch network programming without too much risk of having to explain homosexuality to an eight year old or having your six year old inform you that her first grade teacher is a bitch.

    But those days are gone and their demise is not the fault of the Internet in any way shape or form. IMO, the enemy is us, not our institutions.

    ===

    It is kind of refreshing to see someplace other than the US experimenting with something that is probably a really bad idea.

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  26. Re:What's the big deal??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In modern society, we also have two things called "prudishness" and "abject terror of anything not spoon-fed to us." These are the reasons we give governments absolute power over us; we need someone to protect us at all times. Even if our protector is only watching over us like crops for the harvest, our fear of the unknown runs so deep that we'll gladly accept subservience to a known agent over the uncertainty of the alternatives.

    We choose to subjugate and censor ourselves.

  27. Re:What's the big deal??? by Ax+of+Ganto · · Score: 1

    It's got more to do with superstition than decency. Saying "fuck" is considered much worse than saying "intercourse", even when they're used the same way with the same meaning.

  28. Well, of course we can choose to be "decent"... by EvilCabbage · · Score: 1

    ... but sir, in all honesty, it's not the job of the fucking government to fucking tell me what words are fine for me to use.

    Fuck my government, fuck it right in its collective neck. This pandering to the extreme christian right by our Prime Minister is completely sickening.

    1. Re:Well, of course we can choose to be "decent"... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Hey, I don't object to this sort of pandering. This is fine, if people want filtering give it to them. It is everything else they have done, to joining the Iraq war, to signing away our rights that I have a problem with.

      Go ahead, install as many filters as you want, but please leave our basic freedoms intact.

  29. Re:What's the big deal??? by mrjb · · Score: 1

    Hmm... dunno. Even with those words having the same meaning, somehow "What the intercourse are you talking about" doesn't have the same ring to it.

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  30. Re:What's the big deal??? by Kattspya · · Score: 1

    How do you disrespect yourself and debase yourself with language? How do you measure that? Do you have any studies that show people who swear more are prone to lower self-respect?

    Are you trying to say that people tend to swear less in the 21st century compared to the 20th century? How did you quantify that?

  31. only pedophiles... by middlemen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only pedophiles think about the children :D

  32. Re:What's the big deal??? by Nossie · · Score: 1

    Is the intent not worse than the choice?

    What is the difference between fuck, frig and shag?

    If I said I was going to cabbage your sister... knowing the context of my phrase, would it matter what word I used?
    As far as I am aware, people usually swear because they are annoyed or upset. The very harshness of the word expresses and releases built up energy, regardless of the actual word used.

    I do agree that the people using these words to compensate for a lack of vocabulary should go back to school and that business use of the word is ill advised. BUT, the majority of what we consider profane words today were perfectly appropriate many years ago. How about 'Bastard' for example?

    Personally I find 'belly' barely better than 'stomach' and makes my hair stand on end everytime I hear it. Should that make it profane?

    I think it goes back to what is or is not politically correct. 50 years ago if I called someone a nigger (with the best intent possible) then I was addressing a black person. I can't even call them black any more I have to call them 'coloured' or even afro American if I don't want to be considered a racist. The black lab in 'The Dam Busters' was called 'nigger' and nobody gave it a second thought. How about Golliwogs?

    Have people stopped calling me white? should I be hurt because they called me what I am? But then my heritage does not go back to slavery.

    It is the same Politically correct crap with disabilities. Spastic, mongo, retard etcetera used to be perfectly acceptable general terms to refer to someone that had a mental handicap. Due to the **intent** of the said words they have become profane and now we call them 'special'.

    As our language continues to evolve for better, or worse. These words will pass in and out of general use. No offence to the Americans but considering how much you butchered the kings English over the years I'd suggest that 'text speak' is a far greater danger to our vocabulary than the use of profane or indecent phrases in every day use.

    All in all... it does not really matter. In the grand scheme of things, we'll likely all be speaking Indian or Chinese within a hundred years or so, no?

  33. Re:What's the big deal??? by Kineticabstract · · Score: 1
    I have never understood society's need to set aside certain words, phrases, and gestures as "profanity". It's not as though these words have been handed to us by avatars of evil; we invented them ourselves, with specific purposes and meanings in mind. Then we promptly decided that we couldn't say them in polite company (whatever that is). It's bizarre.

    Even more bizarre are those who choose to become offended by those words, and who decide to post high-handed, holier-than-thou comments on public forums in order to castigate a guy who's just telling a joke.

  34. Re:What's the big deal??? by Ax+of+Ganto · · Score: 1

    "What the intercourse are you talking about" doesn't have the same ring to it. Used in that context, fuck and intercourse don't have the same meaning. Compare "the dog pooped on the grass" to "the dog took a shit on the grass". They mean the same thing, but only shit would be censored.
  35. Education? Good parenting? What about those? by Deathless+Durin · · Score: 1

    Like much that has been mentioned, it does seem like a good idea if you just glance at it and don't think too hard.....(think of the children....) When I really look at it, I see a little more clearly.
    What I see is another tool that, just like the V-chip (or other things along the same line), could "take away" some of the responsibility of being a parent; something that could give a false sense of security that children aren't coming into contact with these things. Now I'm not saying it's a "bad" thing as such. The intentions are good (at least initially), but what I see is that it could make the parents feel like there's less (or no) need to monitor what their children are seeing/doing. It is the responsibility of the parents to educate their children as to what they should or should not be seeing and to be "good parents". Of course, that education isn't fail-safe or foolproof, but neither is a filter, and the education is worth quite a bit more in the long run, I should think.

  36. Re:What's the big deal??? by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    And often, profanity is the proper way to express oneself. Strong situations require strong words. Sometimes, you just have to say fuck.

  37. Re:What's the big deal??? by sohare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In modern society, we have a thing called "decency." Part of it is that we have enough self-respect so as not to debase ourselves with needless profanity. It's pretty much the same reason that we tend to use more formal language in formal writing - we similarly don't consider our everyday conversation so uncouth as to warrant whatever curses we can think of.

    We choose not to profane our conversation. You're assuming the existence of an absolute morality. Clearly, certain words tend to be associated with negatives or insults, but it always takes two parties for this to happen. Namely, one person to say a word (which at this point is devoid of meaning) and another person to place some value on this word.

    The perfect example is "taking the Lord's name in vain." When I say, "Jesus fucking Christ", "Goddamnit!" or "Holy shit" these words pack about as much punch as "Oh man!", at least to me. This is because Jesus/God is not my Lord, and so of course to me to suggest I'm taking a non-entity's name in vain is somewhat silly. The true-believer, however, will hear these words and attach some offensive qualities to them.

    Censoring of any sort always boils down to one party imposing their morals on a myriad other parties that do not share their beliefs. Sure, these groups (anti-abortionists, creation scientist, and those of their ilk) tend to argue that their position is no different than anyone else's, and ergo you just have to choose your poison, so to speak. This is patently absurd with a moment's thought, because it takes a positive belief in order for something to be offensive, and ergo the baseline will always rest with those who do not find something offensive.

    Unless, of course, you always for absolute moralities. This is why groups who have no real ground to stand on always turn to this antiquated idea.

  38. Re:What's the big deal??? by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >>> ...without too much risk of having to explain homosexuality to an eight year old

    Yes, the enemy is us. For those that think its a 'risk' to tell a child about same sex relationships the adult is the one with the issue. At what age do you tell a child they're adopted? At what age do you tell a child that in some families a man/woman and another man/woman can be together. If they grow up with it, there wont even be an issue. The wider generation behind us are going to grow up with it as acceptable, except for those homeschooled and only learn about it in college - along with a fear of many other things.... those of our generation who cannot get their heads around it will have to live with it.

    In Samoa, they may raise a boy child as a girl (see here, where some might call that Transgendered and 'unnatural' it is actually normal in their society. So this boils back the the OP's comment: "In modern society, we have a thing called "decency." It depends who defines "society" and its usually the aristocracy that are calling things indecent, not the general public.

    Aussies are well known for using bad language, and are pretty open about sex, un-married sex, wet t-shirt competitions, male strippers, Dame Edna and the guy who entered Australian Idol as a girl.

    Come to think of it - knowing the number of Aussies I do, if wider society of Australia was setting the filter parameters of their entire internet they'd probably only ban Goatse and tubgirl.... or they'd only let it through if it had Johnny Howards, or Warwick Cappa's face on it..

  39. Do the words "common carrier" mean anything to you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once ISP's prove they can filter what is being transmitted over their wire, they no longer have any excuse not to filter ANYTHING.

    Second it is being forced upon those who don't want to use it, read the law carefully and try to ask yourselve what will happen to hardcore ISPs who only want to provide bandwidth and not censor anything at all, the dutch xs4all for instance.

    No, this is a very bad thing.

  40. Re:What's the big deal??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've never been to the North-East/ Eastern Sea-board of the U.S., have you? Try going to New York, or Boston and actually listen to people's conversations.

    People need to lighten up, and grow some thick skin for a change. Life is to short to go around nitpicking every damn thing that might offend you.

    If thats too much for someone, I suggest they move to Pennsylvania and become Amish.

  41. Re:What's the big deal??? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I didn't realize it was the governments job to enforce decency. I don't see that part anywhere in the US constitution... can someone point out where it is in the Australian one?

  42. Attack The Root Of The Problem by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
    I don't for one minute accept that there is this huge horde of paedophile predators on the Internet - sure, they probably exist in small numbers but kids today are far more likely to be mugged for their mobile phones, bullied or be filmed being beaten up by one or more of their peers.

    However, assuming that child pornography is manufactured purely because it makes someone rich, if that material is sold over the Internet then it's pretty safe to assume that a bank or credit card company is involved when someone buys that material.

    So how about forcing those profiteering banks and credit card companies to police this? Name and shame the banks that provide money transfer facilities for the purchase of illicit material. If you take away the means for someone to collect money for it, surely that goes a hell of a long way to killing off the reasons to make it in the first place.

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    1. Re:Attack The Root Of The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how about forcing those profiteering banks and credit card companies to police this? Name and shame the banks that provide money transfer facilities for the purchase of illicit material. If you take away the means for someone to collect money for it, surely that goes a hell of a long way to killing off the reasons to make it in the first place.

      Interesting, but your plan doesn't seem to be an effective way to censor information and monitor the population by playing off of baseless fears. It's not easy for governments to come up with a catch-all excuse for doing whatever they like without being questioned.
  43. Re:What's the big deal??? by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 1

    Speaking of that, English is not my first language. So "motherfucker" doesn't carry weight with me, it's just funny. It reminds me of black thugs in bad Hollywood movies saying "I otta bust a cap in yo ass, motherfucker." Hilarious. I could use it all day around my friends and nobody would mind other than if I got carried away and the joke got stale.

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  44. MOD PARENT WAY UP by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

    So succint and just perfect

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  45. Re:What's the big deal??? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In modern society, we have a thing called "decency." Part of it is that we have enough self-respect so as not to debase ourselves with needless profanity. It's pretty much the same reason that we tend to use more formal language in formal writing - we similarly don't consider our everyday conversation so uncouth as to warrant whatever curses we can think of.
    No. What there is, are some retarded middle-ages numbfucks who give the utmost attention to fucking superficial details, and do not give a flying fuck about the ultimate deep consequences of actions.

    Add to this the hypocrites who gives themselves a veneer of respectability all the while being total fuckwads who really fuck-up society and you have the explanation why some motherfucking assholes get all in their high horses when someone says something as benign as "shit" all the while driving a Hummer to the convenience store to pick some unethical cheap coffee.

  46. Re:What's the big deal??? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
    That's because I'm relatively inarticulate motherfucker in english. If I would be sure that slashdotters could read french en masse, I would have posted instead

    Sacrament d'hostie, c'est quoi la câlisse d'affaire, tabarnak???
    Viarge de criss, c'est juste des ciboire de mots, bâtard!
    which is far more articulate (notice: no reduntancy).
  47. Re:What's the big deal??? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, we don't actually. We did sorta four decades ago. It had its pluses and minuses. It was nice to be able to let your kids watch network programming without too much risk of having to explain homosexuality to an eight year old
    And what is wrong with that? I recall asking my mother, some 40 years ago (when I was about 8) what is homosexuality, and she answered "it's just a man who loves another man instead of a woman", just like if I asked her what's a bandoneon.

    There.

  48. Re:What's the big deal??? by NotTheNickIWanted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I choose what profanity I use. I choose what profanity I find offensive and ignore it. Others should not be able to decide for me what is profane.
    Unless of course you are a child and the "others" are your parents, which happens to be the basis for the filtering discussed in TFA.
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  49. Re:What's the big deal??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're welcome to profane your conversation all you like. This is about whether Aussies have to listen to it, and it seems that they don't. Tough shit.

  50. WOW players know by Beer_Smurf · · Score: 1

    Anyone who has played WOW knows that filtering is worthless.
    You just get people cursing in misspellings and haxor looking garbage.

  51. excuse me... by josepha48 · · Score: 1

    .. how much for the unfiltered internet? ROTFLOL.. can you really successfully filter the bad stuff on the internet without filtering out some of the good too? I don't think anyone has done that successfully so far.

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  52. Re:What's the big deal??? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

    We're just the same here in Australia as in any western country like England or America. I've lived in England, and I've heard we're more similar to America than England.

    So some of us don't care about profanity or perverts, and just trust that kids will understand what's appropriate/dangerous by themselves, others are paranoid and scared about this dangerous "internet" thing.
    And, just like elsewhere in the world, if you're paranoid then an official easing your fear is a big incentive to vote, if you're not paranoid an official acting paranoid isn't likely to affect your vote, so officials will err on the side of paranoia. (And right now Howard is scrambling to keep his place like never before. God knows what people see in Rudd..)

    The easygoing beer and BBQ lifestyle is a quaint stereotype, but realistically we share practically the same culture so it always gets on my nerves a bit to hear what we Aussies should do because we're Aussies, by crockey!

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  53. World First? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Did any one else think of China when they read this claim?

  54. Next thing you know, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anyone who hasn't requested the filter must be a pervert.

    Slippery slope.

  55. Get lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares what they do besides parents and those who run porn sites? Does it personally affect you? No? Then move on and live your hedonistic lives as you see fit. If a mother adds sunscreen onto her baby's skin, do you freak out? OMG!

  56. Re:What's the big deal??? by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 1
    Because it isn't just about you: the language you use affects the listener (or reader) and how they perceive you and your message.

    If you know your audience and they know you, all say anything that you want any way you want. If you don't, why not use neutral words? It is possible to provide emphasis without profanity, if that's your intent.

  57. what a joke by koan · · Score: 1

    Once again from the country with the highest alcohol related brain damage comes a solution that won't work, and...is it me or does Australia seem to be moving towards the harshest big brother state in the world? Apparantly parents are so detached from the actual process of raising a child that this seems like a good solution.
    Pathetic.

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    1. Re:what a joke by computational+super · · Score: 2, Funny
      does Australia seem to be moving towards the harshest big brother state in the world?

      Oh, they won't beat us in the USA. If they implement internet filtering, we'll plant microphones in everybody's house and have "profanity police" listening in periodically. Nobody is going to out-big-brother us - we're number one! we're number one!

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    2. Re:what a joke by ZekeSpeak · · Score: 1

      Once again from the country with the highest alcohol related brain damage comes a solution that won't work, and...is it me or does Australia seem to be moving towards the harshest big brother state in the world? Apparantly parents are so detached from the actual process of raising a child that this seems like a good solution. Fair go mate. That's a bit harsh.

      What's happening in Australia is an election. Both sides of government are sucking up to the christian community in order to win over their votes. Christians (practising and devout) are still a significant minority in this country.

      The idea is stupid and of course us poor taxpayers will pay the bill. But it might sway the christian vote, and with an election due in the next few months all they have to do is appear to do something, not actually solve the problem.

      The biggest problem we have is that both the Opposition and the Government are of the same mind on this issue. Neither party really cares about truth or freedom or even protecting the children (god help us). All that matters is to win the next election.

      We may as well give ourselves up to Rio Tinto and BHP Billiton and cut out the middle man.
    3. Re:what a joke by koan · · Score: 1

      Yeah sucking up to the minority...why? their votes don't get them elected.

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    4. Re:what a joke by koan · · Score: 1

      Actually the UK is the #1 police state in the western world, what better test bed than an island?

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    5. Re:what a joke by ZekeSpeak · · Score: 1

      Yeah sucking up to the minority...why? their votes don't get them elected. But it WILL get them elected. The two major parties are only a few percentage points away from each other in the polls. Nearly all the voters are rusted on to their political party of choice. Only a few percentage points will win the election for either party. The christians are the obvious choice. Get their ministers, priests, gurus on your side and they'll proselytise your cause from the pulpit to their "flock".
    6. Re:what a joke by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, we in Australia can still say "fuck" and see uncensored boobies on free-to-air broadcast TV. Admittedly, a breakfast radio DJ was taken to task for calling our Prime Minister a "pig-rooter" on air a couple of years ago, but all he had to do afterwards was apologise for it.

      And, IIRC, it only generated 1 complaint to the radio station. I wonder who that was from?

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  58. Another V-chip? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Is this another V-chip fiasco? The government is convinced everybody needs it. Almost nobody wants their access to information filtered or restricted. And the costs and complications go up for everybody regardless of whether they ever wanted or need it in the first place.

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  59. Re:What's the big deal??? by badfish99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But of course this scheme does not allow the parents to decide what is profane; the parents' only role in this is to sign up for it (after being told that it is "for the sake of the children"); the censorship is then done by the government.

  60. Re:What's the big deal??? by florescent_beige · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This really needs to be parsed in some detail, because it's a wonderful example of marketing techniques applied to social debate.

    In modern society, we have a thing called "decency."

    What It Says

    This is a declaration that asserts three things: that there is a thing called "modern society"; that we are part of it; and that "decency" is a mandatory characteristic of "modern society".

    What It Literally Means

    Since it is written in the present tense, for any of it to be true "modern society" must mean the collection of all people in the modern age who are alive right now. It must be that generalized, because of the further assertion that "we" are part of it, and "we" could well be people from anywhere, living in any circumstance.

    This group of people has a defining characteristic called decency.

    Its Marketing Purpose

    Modern marketing has a few crude tools that get used over and over again. One of them is what I like to call "The Boss". The Boss tells you things with presumed authority so they sound axiomatic while in reality they are no more than unsubstantiated statements. This is popular amongst amateur marketing enthusiasts who have read "How to Win Friends and Influence People", and various books on how to pick up women. Those types of books tell you to give people orders in such a way the targets don't realize they are being pushed around. For example, have you ever heard a person start a pitch to you like this..."Listen, I have something to tell you..." The word "listen" is a command. You are being ordered to listen to that person.

    In this case we are presented with three declarations that, objectively, are various degrees of wrong. Any definition of "modern society" that is so general as to include anyone who might read this can only share the most basic of characteristics. Any property as nebulous as "decency" can't possibly be uniformly defined. But the Boss tells us it can.

    Part of it is that we have enough self-respect so as not to debase ourselves with needless profanity.

    What It Says

    "We" are members of "modern society" who share a new property called "self respect". This property is responsible for making use feel like "needless profanity" reduces our self worth.

    What It Literally Means

    All members of modern society are now presumed to share two characteristics: decency and self respect. A further characteristic is implied, the ability to tell the difference between "needless profanity" and (presumably) "mandatory profanity".

    What's more, we members of "modern society" agree that "needless profanity" is debasing.

    Its Marketing Purpose

    This is more Boss talk. The purpose here is to inject the words "self-respect", "debase" and "needless profanity" into the text. The implied meaning is that we must share these properties since we are necessarily part of modern society.

    We start to see the emergence of a second age-old marketing bludgeon here: Exile. Don't be left out. Don't be left behind. Don't be a loser. This second use of the meme "we are part of modern society" starts to sound like a threat: if you don't act this way you won't be a member.

    The problem with The Boss is that if you hit people over the head too hard for too long they start to notice. This second sentence starts to sound a little preachy, reducing the overall effect of the spot. The Boss is completely useless if the target catches on.

    It's pretty much the same reason that we tend to use more formal language in formal writing - we similarly don't consider our everyday conversation so uncouth as to warrant whatever curses we can think of.

    What It Says

    Formal language is to formal communication as lack of profanity is to everyday conversation. We consider it uncouth to use profanity in e

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  61. Think of the children who are using Linux by Skapare · · Score: 1

    Will they get to compile their own copy?

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    1. Re:Think of the children who are using Linux by toriver · · Score: 1

      Nah, to ensure the filter can be used by anyone they will mandate Windows and prohibit the sale of such "filter circumvention programs" as Linux and Mac OS X. Only goodfacts for Autralians.

  62. Re:What's the big deal??? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "Yes, the enemy is us. For those that think its a 'risk' to tell a child about same sex relationships the adult is the one with the issue. At what age do you tell a child they're adopted? At what age do you tell a child that in some families a man/woman and another man/woman can be together. If they grow up with it, there wont even be an issue. The wider generation behind us are going to grow up with it as acceptable, except for those homeschooled and only learn about it in college - along with a fear of many other things.... those of our generation who cannot get their heads around it will have to live with it. "

    Well, it should be up to the individual sets of parents as to when they think their kids are ready for that information...and at what levels to deal out the 'fact of life'.

    And not everyone thinks homosexuality is natural or something to be 'embraced'. Frankly, I don't care what two people do behind locked doors, but, I do have my opinions as to what may or may not be 'right' about it morally or otherwise. I don't have any kids that I know of....but, if I did, I'd want to be in as much control as possible on how and what information was given to them on certain topics on an age appropriate basis.

    I don't believe in censorship....I believe a parent should be responsible for the tv/internet exposure for their kids. But, in general public....not everything needs to be exposed or flouted. I use profanity like there is no tomorrow...however, I've learned to curtail that around friend's who have kids around. I think 99.9% of the world accepts that man/woman pairing is a part of nature, mostly meant for procreation. I would put forth that homosexuality, bondage, fetishism, bestiality, incest or other sexual preference....do not have that high of an acceptance as natural, and would prefer it not to be displayed casually in public. They'd rather address those issues at a more appropriate time and age.

    In the past, there was a more prevalent shared sense of decency for a lack of a better term, where at least in public, people had respect more for others, and a more common display of behavior that was acceptable for everyone....which does at least in public, mean going for the lower common denominator. Again..in public, whatever you want to do that is more out there is great for behind closed doors and private gatherings..etc.

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  63. Re:What's the big deal??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think better yet is that crap is acceptable, yet shit isn't.

    That has always confused the hell out of me.

  64. A world first??? by xednieht · · Score: 0

    Today Mr Howard will hail the ISP filtering measure as a world first by any Government,

    Errrm, Mr. Howard allow me introduce you to the fabulous communist country called The Peoples Republic of CHINA that has been filtering for years now. They are your neighbors just a wee bit north of you.

    Nothing new here, just a reaffirmation. True democratic societies leave it to the parents and individuals to determine their own fate, good or bad. Chase the wind if you must, the only affect is yet another nail in Democracy's coffin.

    PS. Bad Fuckin policy Mr. Howard, bad bloody fucking policy.
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  65. Re:What's the big deal??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Choose is the correct word here. I choose what profanity I use. I choose what profanity I find offensive and ignore it. Others should not be able to decide for me what is profane."

    Not for long. Soon enough, you won't be able to choose anynmore. Other will do it for you and you will COMPLY, willing or not. Your computer will belong to the Authorities. The Internet will be brought to heel. There's NOTHING you can do.

    And if you will ever try to protest, we'll label you as a terrorist/pedophile/whatever. A private security guard will smash your face with a baton, and you won't be able to fight him because he'll be strong, trained and armed while you won't be.

    Civilians will be barred access to any weaponry or training. Learn to live as a corporate slave, OR YOU WILL BE PUNISHED! Hang your head down or I WILL HAVE IT BASHED IN!

  66. isp filter by ralph1 · · Score: 0

    Anyone who cannot handle words should put a gun to there head and pull the trigger because they life will only be one of disappointment and unhandleable situations that might make you hurt others.

  67. Kids are not too breakable by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I saw a program on our local community TV station that was made by high school kids (I'm guessing they had an average age of 14 years old). This show had a voxpop style segment where kids spoke about issues arising from the Internet.

    It was amazing to see how mature they were about the evils that they had found on the net. Sure, they said, they had come across some "creepy guys". Sometimes they string them along a bit, but mostly they just ignore them. They had seen porn, and they spoke of how it was a pain how much porn-spam they received. We can talk about this stuff without sniggering behind our hands - and kids can do that too.

    I really wish that the hysterical parents and politicians would actually spend some time listening to the kids. They are not fools. Talk to them about the potential dangers that they may face before they start surfing by themselves so they know what to expect and how to avoid problems. Don't be sensationalist; just be straight forward and mature about it. Do this so they know they can come to you to get advice on more mature situations.

  68. Re:What's the big deal??? by orclevegam · · Score: 1

    Because it isn't just about you: the language you use affects the listener (or reader) and how they perceive you and your message.

    Key point there is that it effects how they perceive the speaker, therefore it's the speakers choice how he wants to be perceived. If you self censor what you say because you're afraid of what others will think of you, fine, that's you're right. Likewise it's my right to say whatever I want to say at any time I want to say it to anyone I want to (with the exceptions that have snuck in recently that I can't make "threatening" statements, and I can't make certain statements while in the employ of a company).

    When are people going to learn that words are just words, they are there to convey meaning, if you have issue with what someone says, it's not the words you have a problem with, it's the meaning the person puts behind those words. The world has gotten far too sensitive, and takes offense at every little thing. There is no country in this world that has as one of its founding principle the right to not be offended, because pretty soon, everything would be labeled offensive. I for one find plaid to be somewhat offensive to the eyes, should a ban be issued on all things plaid? How about custom filtering software to find all instances of plaid colors and references to the word plaid and block them?

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  69. Re:What's the big deal??? by computational+super · · Score: 1
    "What the intercourse are you talking about" doesn't have the same ring to it.

    Well, you better get used to talking that way if you want to communicate with Australians in a few years.

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  70. Re:What's the big deal??? by russ1337 · · Score: 1

    I agree with pretty much everything you've said, and it boils back to a comment I made earlier which supports your view; that I believe it is up to the parents to understand the content that is available on these things we give our kids access to, so WE determine whether or not it is appropriate for our children. i.e Many parents want their kids to have cell-phones and (I believe) are then responsible for ensuring the services available are appropriate for that child - say a phone that offers Texting and calls, with no Internet access.

    Same with HBO or Internet access. Parents are responsible for allowing their kids to use the internet or watch HBO, and should be the ones monitoring/educating/limiting access to that content as appropriate. If it is not appropriate, then they don't have it - no matter how much they kick and scream 'cos their friends have it! With Internet you can get filters that let you filter it to the level appropriate to your child, rather than a 'one filter fits all' approach for the entire country (thank you very much, I'm looking at you, Australia)

    We can not contract out our responsibility as parents, (and should not - let alone to the Government or their lowest cost bidder.)

    I personally believe TV commercials aimed at children are harmful, so all (our kids) shows are pre-recorded and commercials removed (praise Mythtv). Sure, I could ask the Govt to remove the commercials, but I somehow don't think that is going to happen.

  71. Re:What's the big deal??? by Deadplant · · Score: 1

    Profanity is like high volume in music. Mozart uses it to great effect. There are lots of musicians who don't use it well... they just play at full volume constantly. Profanity is very powerfull and if used well it can be an important part of great writing.

  72. *QUESTION!* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But will it be backwards compatible with web 1.0?

  73. The most worrying part is ... by i-reek · · Score: 1

    Howard's intention to examine ways in which to circumvent privacy laws that (in his words) "protect sexual predators." This reeks of the same invocation used to trample on privacy laws that "protect terrorists".

    How many more evils can the government identify to convince the 'mum and dad' voters that privacy laws are a bad thing, and only protect those that have something to hide?

    As pointed out in an earlier post, Howard has form for scaremongering before elections ( Children Overboard affair ).

    It is no surprise that this latest attack on privacy laws was unveiled on a webcast to 700 churches and "thousands of churchgoers" (so says The Australian newspaper), as the government tries to shore up support from the Australian Christian Lobby, a lobby who has begun a campaign to get Christians to make their vote count.

    Who will think of the children, indeed.

  74. It's nothing but smoke and mirrors by leroy152 · · Score: 1

    There are numerous tenders out for organizations to review the effectiveness of ISP level filters, one of which my company looked at (and I believe opted not to apply for). As far as I know, the tenders haven't even been decided, and there would be at least a 6 month trial / research period before a recommendation could be prepared.

    Anyone who remembers the previous elections remembers that the government made similar promises and allocation of funds for the exact same thing. Back then people did the same thing, complained about censorship and whatever, and what happened? A whole lot of nothing. It is one of those things that get pulled out in election years, a type of 'think of the children' idea that looks good, sounds good, and even can get the opposition to say "yeah, we like this too" - but it is, as it was in the past, a load of crap.

  75. Re:What's the big deal??? by XueLang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Being of Scottish descent, I take offense to your offense at plaid! I demand an apology! =P

    On a more serious note, I have to agree it's my job to censor myself. If I want people to think I'm an asshole, that's my right to do so. But they then have the right to snub me for it.

    I will admit I tend to censor myself around kids and around my own family (I'd never hear the end of it if I failed to to the latter). But if it's just me and a group of friends, I'll curse up a storm. For the most part none of us care.

    And sure, I understand parents wanting to keep their kids away from the less pleasant aspects of the internet until they're able to handle it/have the sense not to do something stupid. But for one, you can only filter so much (in other words, it's not an excuse for not parenting - gasp! who knew?). For another, the fact that this is being mandated on a government level is what reeks to me. Unless you're out in the middle of nowhere like I am (in which case if I had kids and wanted filters, I could just buy some software myself instead of relying on my ISP), usually you can choose between companies. And if companies find that parents are flocking to places that offer those filters, guess what, the market's going to dictate that everybody else offer those filters too. No government action needed.

    But then, I always thought internet filtering was silly to begin with. My parents never had filters. They just taught me not to be an idiot by giving out my personal info to some stranger, they generally knew where I was all the time (hey wow they paid attention if I wanted to leave the house for something) and, probably the thing that would make most kids groan but you learn to live with it - our computer was in the kitchen. None of this every kid having their own machine in their bedroom thing. But then, my folks and I got along pretty well anyway. It was only AFTER I turned 18 that they would have been horrified by some of the things I do online, and by then I was out of the house. And I'll tell you, I don't like the thought of my porn getting blocked. I mean, I'm glad for now the government has decided this is an opt-in thing, but once they have their fingers in something it doesn't take much more to tighten it. How long before they decide that the kids still aren't protected enough, and find some more intrusive step to move in? I've noticed that people have this lovely tendency to lose their ability to think independently when somebody starts crying "think of the children".

    Not saying that protecting kids is a BAD thing, just that people have a tendency to go about it in the wrong way, and lean toward paranoia more than anything. I think a big part of the problem right now is that the older generation is still not used to this technology, they didn't grow up with it, so it freaks them out or something. I mean, I guess it has come a long way in a relatively short amount of time. So they hear about something happening to some kid on the news, assume that's the norm, and start calling for a ban on MySpace or YouTube or whatever the latest online scapegoat is (nevermind blaming the creeps that just happen to be there, or the parents who obviously were paying attention when little Jessie or Jennie or whatever the cool thing to name your kids is now decided to hop a plane to see her 35 year old boyfriend - we blame the site instead!).

    But as far as protecting the kids goes... seems to me like they're pretty out there before they ever hit the net. Man, the amount of kids I've seen online cussing like sailors and talking about porn and movies my folks would NEVER have let me watch... it's amazing. Heck the half of them claim to have already HAD sex (we're talking like preteens even, which is kinda creepy to me somehow). Where's mom and dad's filter for THAT, eh? I've had frigging ten-year-olds tell me to go fuck myself for kicking him out of some adult-only chatroom (what he was even doing there is utterly beyond me). Sorry folks, but your kids are already about as "damaged" as they're g

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  76. Where the bloody hell are you? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like Australia will have to censor its own ads. Time for a new slogan I guess.

  77. Re:What's the big deal??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Well, it should be up to the individual sets of parents as to when they think their kids are ready for that information...and at what levels to deal out the 'fact of life'.

    Do you decide when your child is ready to be exposed to quantum physics or the history of medieval Europe? More likely, you restrict your censorship to areas you want to lie your ass off about.

  78. Re:What's the big deal??? by nevillethedevil · · Score: 1

    Well the Mountain dew I had been drinking is now at the end of the office. Thats pretty good through my nose. Thanks for giving me the best laugh I have had all week.

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  79. Re:What's the big deal??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In modern society, we have a thing called "decency." Part of it is that we have enough self-respect so as not to debase ourselves with needless profanity. It's pretty much the same reason that we tend to use more formal language in formal writing - we similarly don't consider our everyday conversation so uncouth as to warrant whatever curses we can think of.

    We choose not to profane our conversation.

    Fuck that!
  80. Re:What's the big deal??? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

    Were it for the fact that Slashdot's friend/foe feature is broken (or at least it is for me) I would certainly be more than inclined to mark you as a foe simply for being an arrogant ass. Your definition of "decency" is not my definition of decency, nor it is everyone elses' definition of decency. Likewise your morals are not my morals. What you believe to be immoral is not what I believe to be immoral. Walk away if you don't like what I have to say.

  81. Wrong, wrong, wrong wrong wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your 'filtered' channels don't have commercials.

    You pay for the PREMIUM of not having commercials NOT to have them uncensored.

    "Oh...oh..oh..!"
    *CUT*
    "We'll be back after these messages!"

  82. $189 million by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

    for a worthless feel-good campaign.

    $40 million increasing for police funding which might actually work.

    Yup.... there must be an election in the wind....

  83. J F C by livingdeadline · · Score: 1

    Logically, this made me think of J F C.

  84. It's no big deal... by sasha328 · · Score: 1

    This is like all ISPs now offering spam filtered email. I love it. It cuts down on an enourmnous amount of junk from my inbox. But, I could untick that box, and I will happily receive spam to my heart's content.
    The same principle will apply to "filtering". The ISP will offer it as an option. Currently they only offer windows based client software. In the new plan (according to the PM, he's worked it out with the major ISPs) the filtering will also be optional at the ISP side.
    The simplest way this could be done, is for the ISPs to offer a special proxy server which will filter a fair bit of nasties. They will then instruct the parents to go through the proxy. Any other way will require that the connections be routed separately, which is unlikely.
    At the end of the day, I don't think it's such a bad idea.

  85. sigh, election time by pbjones · · Score: 1

    it's election time. The money won't be enough to cover the cost for the ISPs, it may only just cover the cost of monitoring and admin. It also adds a level of complexity so that parents can watch porn but kids can't, yer, right! kid will use parent access 'cause it's easier for the parents. It also puts in place a mechanism to censor other material.

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  86. Hold the outrage for the competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The opposition has announced Mandatory opt-out ISP-level filtering. That is, the ISP would be required to give you 'naughty-free' internet access by default unless you asked them to give you the good stuff.

    Don't believe me? Here's what the EFA thinks. No doubt this policy will be rehashed as the election nears.

    Free client-side filtering software for those who want it seems incredibly appealing in comparison.

  87. It is an election stunt by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

    they'd probably only ban Goatse

    Not that either, It's just pure election year hypocracy. The *.cx domain is under the control of the Australian government since it is the domain for the the territory of Christmas Island.

    What we are seeing here is an election stunt appealing mostly to a cult called the "Exclusive Bretheren" which has recently started putting a lot of money into Australian politics. There is also a mob called the Hillsong Church which is an almost purely commercial local copy of the worst of US tent evangalism - slime that take taxpayers money given to them to pass on to the homeless and instead spend it on parties for those at the top of their pyramid scheme - they like to pretend to do stuff for the kiddies too.

    Enough venom from me - the worst thing of it all is the software does not have to work, unfortunately it is just so they can say they spent money for the kiddies and if it doesn't work they can say something about IT people being evil and obstructive people that want to spread child porn.

    1. Re:It is an election stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>>a cult called the "Exclusive Bretheren" which has recently started putting a lot of money into Australian politics. There is also a mob called the Hillsong Church which is an almost purely commercial local copy of the worst of US tent evangalism

      Why on earth are Churches funding foreign Government political parties. I have no doubt these groups are funded by the US Govt via the CIA (or other TLA).... trying to get 'Republican' style right wing Governments in power in all the western Allies so when they bomb (or nuke) Iran or North Korea (or whoever else they choose) they have 'support'.

      I'd really like to see the money trail on the OTHER side of these Churches....

      However, I also think Aussies won't stand for religious groups funding political parties and they'll be the touch of death to whomever they support. (Just like what happened with the Exclusive Bretherin and National Party recently in New Zealand. Where did these clowns get the money for THAT campaign.....??? Kiwi's and Aussies are more about separation of Church and State than the US has ever been.

    2. Re:It is an election stunt by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'd really like to see the money trail on the OTHER side of these Churches....

      Sadly it's normally from a lot of old grannies and the life savings of people who come in. The court cases surrounding the "Magnificant Meal" cult collapse showed that anyway.

  88. Australia is just peachy, thanks for asking by deek · · Score: 1

    My impression of Australia has been that the place never really caught the post War wave or the sixties and is still fairly stuck in a bigoted and colonial mindset. I'm probably disparaging a lot of Australian slashdotters, but to be fair your domestic actions are speaking volumes to the rest of us.


    Well, speaking as a 2nd generation Australian of Lebanese origin (parents born overseas), I can say that Australia is well and truly on the road to good multiculturalism. Sure, there are bigoted pockets here and there, but they are simply the slowly decreasing minority that always seem to grab media attention.

    I was born in Australia over 30 years ago, and have never experienced any racial prejudice during that time. I have good friends from all sorts of backgrounds: Scottish, Chinese, English, Dutch, South African, Sri Lankan, Finnish, Indian, Spanish. And they're just the people I'm good friends with. There are plenty more people from many other backgrounds that I know of. We all get on well. Living next to all these nationalities, going to school with them, learning about their culture and family life, I've learnt to truly understand and respect the wide diversity that this world has.

    It's a generational thing. Each subsequent generation growing up with such close cultural diversity at hand, without hate and prejudice marring their upbringing, makes for almost habitual cultural tolerance. My generation often laugh at some of the things our parents say, realising that they're being unintentionally racist. We try to educate them, and I think they're understanding. They're a bit slow, but what can you do ... they're only parents. Even still, my family are generally understanding, and accept marriage between cultures: my uncle has married a Greek girl, and my sister has married an Argentinian guy.

    Not everything is perfect, of course. I hear of stories of Lebanese youths doing stupid things, and giving the rest of us a bad name. I don't know 'em, and have never run into them, so I can only assume that they're a minority. Still, I cringe every time I hear such stories. Many Lebanese youths do have an extrovert manner, which is great when done in fun, but can turn belligerent when attacked. That's just their nature, and maturity on their part, coupled with understanding from others, I believe it will help tremendously.

    Anyway, I hope that this post has given you an insight into my slice of Australia. That's all I can give. I can't speak for the rest of the country. It doesn't make for an exciting news story; people getting on well, tolerance abounds. Boring stuff. I can see the TV ratings dropping already. But, this is reality for me in Australia, and I'm pretty happy with it.
  89. Re:What's the big deal??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish a gay son upon you. have fun trying to keep that from him

  90. Re:What's the big deal??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very postmodern -- deconstruction of Slashdot comments. I like. :)

  91. Re:What's the big deal??? by jgrahn · · Score: 1

    We're just the same here in Australia as in any western country like England or America. I've lived in England, and I've heard we're more similar to America than England.

    But if you had lived in America instead, don't you think they would have told you you were kind of english?

  92. John Howard is history, he's gone. by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    This man does not in any way represent the values of the majority of 35 and under people in Australia, I do not know a single person who respects the man and he's running scared right now because his time (much like Bush's) is UP, it's over and it's out, it's only a matter of time before he's gone.

    I can not wait, shifty, greedy little prick and this filtering move? More stupidity from government, no surprise here.

    1. Re:John Howard is history, he's gone. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I can not wait, shifty, greedy little prick and this filtering move? More stupidity from government, no surprise here.
      unfortunately he will just be replaced with another shifty, greedy, little (or possibly quiet large) prick with a slightly different agenda. Sigh, I'm going back to ignoring politics like most Aussie's. This is just a grab for puritan voters, I don't think there are that many in australia and given the fact that voting is mandatory over here in Australians they are vastly out numbered by Aussies that just don't give a crap.

      BTW, the filtering plan will end up failing, just like the last time they did this. ISP's see this as a way to get money from the government for doing next to nothing, no effective filtering will be in place and the ISP's will just keep sticking their hands out until the $189 million is gone and then claim there wasn't enough money when they scrap the project.
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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  93. just an election stunt by cas2000 · · Score: 1

    relax. it's just a pre-election stunt (and recycling of old, abandoned policies from previous pre-election stunts) from a PM who is decidedly on the nose with voters (finally!) and looking increasingly desperate.

    it'll blow over soon enough and be ignored and forgotten, just like all the other times the ironically-named Liberals (i.e. australia's proto-fascist party) have brought out this stupid policy.

  94. Re:What's the big deal??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not exactly sure what it is about that comment that relates to Foucault and Derrida, but then again maybe I was missing the exposing of binary oppositions and the subsequent destruction of textual integrity.

  95. Re:What's the big deal??? by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

    I'm just a lowly engineer who reads sometimes, so so my main knowledge of Foucault relates to physics. Which is to say, I might be wrong. But my thinking about deconstructionism is along these lines.

    In my own words: analysis that attempts to extract the fundamental meaning from text.

    Bound to fail in the strict sense, but I find it useful to expose those who exploit the natural fuzziness of language to manipulate people. Which includes anyone who has something to sell, economically or politically.

    --
    Equine Mammals Are Considerably Smaller
  96. The root of the problem... by atomicstrawberry · · Score: 1

    ... is that Australia, unlike the US, does not have the right to free speech enshrined in its constitution. We have no Bill of Rights. Aside from a few things that have been explicitly spelt out - freedom of religion, right to trial by jury, just compensation and a few others, essentially our rights in Australia are whatever the government says they are.