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Air Force Mistakenly Transports Live Nukes Across America

kernel panic attack writes "Surely the late Stanley Kubrick is somewhere smiling at this one. Forbes.com has a story about a B-52 Bomber that mistakenly flew 6-nuclear tipped cruise missles across several states last week. The 3-hour flight took the plane from Minot Air Force Base, N.D, to Barksdale Air Force Base, La., on Aug. 30. The incident was so serious that President Bush and Defense Secretary Robert Gates were quickly informed and Gates has asked for daily briefings on the Air Force probe, said Defense Department press secretary Geoff Morrell."

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  1. We got some flyin' to do by GoatRavisher · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do.

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    1. Re:We got some flyin' to do by blugu64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

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    2. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you think it is cute, have a look at the story at Booman Tribune http://www.boomantribune.com/story/2007/9/5/171126 /7241 It aint funny, and it aint a mistake.

    3. Re:We got some flyin' to do by LuNa7ic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So flying over other countries with nukes on board is okay, but its not back home?

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    4. Re:We got some flyin' to do by afaik_ianal · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Keep in mind, they weren't just flying them as cargo: They were flying with them attached to the wing. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's not something the US has done anywhere in the world for decades.

    5. Re:We got some flyin' to do by lgw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So flying over other countries with nukes on board is okay, but its not back home? That's pretty much the entire purpose of a weapon: to create an important distinction between the one doing the pointing and the one being pointed at.
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    6. Re:We got some flyin' to do by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny
      Interesting article, and given that the consensus elsewhere is that it would be impossible to "accidentally" move the nukes without higher approval, it looks believable. I'm wondering if they weren't intended to be used as a frame-up?
      1. Fire nuke-tipped but partially disabled (chemical explosion only) cruise missiles at centrifuge sites in Iran
      2. Follow up with the other 1,200 missiles
      3. Find weapons grade material scattered around centrifuge sites
      4. ?????
      5. Profit!
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    7. Re:We got some flyin' to do by arivanov · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You have no idea how close you are from the truth. And the truth is that cold war is back with a vengeance.

      Russians have dusted off their Bears and Backfires and are sending them on patrol loaded with cruise missiles, so does the USA. As it is in these cases it is an open question who started first. The Russians are saying the that the Americans did, the Americans are saying that the Russians did it.

      Anyway, it is all irrelevant now as both sides are happily dusting off their toys to show them off. As a result nukes that have stayed in storage for the last 17+ years are now out and about being loaded and unloaded on patrol bombers. This is all done by staff that has done this only as a training exercise and has never had to do it for real. It was only a matter of time until they were loaded on the wrong bomber which is most likely what happened here. Thanks god the bomber in question did not do any test firing.

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    8. Re:We got some flyin' to do by New+Number+Order · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb...

      The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!...

      Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country...

      Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?...

    9. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Kjella · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thanks god the bomber in question did not do any test firing.

      You're trying to tell me there's *not* any special nuke release codes, just fire and forget like a regular missile? I think not. What is scary is if one of these were to "disappear", so that someone can rig/replace the detonator. That'd save you about 99% of the work of building one yourself

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    10. Re:We got some flyin' to do by kestasjk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Keep in mind, they weren't just flying them as cargo: They were flying with them attached to the wing. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's not something the US has done anywhere in the world for decades. It's true that they haven't done that for decades. They stopped flying nukes around on the wing in 1991 when there was an accident and they were deemed an unnecessary risk.

      That having been said, they weren't in a condition that they would of detonated if the plane had crashed; the worst would of been a radiation leak that could of been cleaned up. The military has egg on their face but no-one was put in danger.
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    11. Re:We got some flyin' to do by iphayd · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is apparent that you didn't RTFA. (Yes, I know this is Slashdot, but you didn't even skim it)

      These nukes were enroute to be decommissioned. As in destroyed. The problem wasn't that they were on the wing. The problem was that someone didn't remove the warheads from them first. This was not about dusting off the weapons, this is about dusting the weapons.

    12. Re:We got some flyin' to do by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      Commander Taco *is* a bioweapon. Anthrax doesn't even approach his spice levels.

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    13. Re:We got some flyin' to do by RDW · · Score: 4, Funny

      'Is there any special circuitry that says THIS ACTION REQUIRES THE HIGHEST AUTHORIZATION?'

      I think the menu looks like this:

      (1) CONVENTIONAL WARHEAD - press any key to fire.

      (2) NUCLEAR WARHEAD - enter 4-digit PIN.

      (3) SONY LITHIUM-ION BATTERY - DIRECT PRESIDENTIAL AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED! UNAUTHORIZED DEPLOYMENT OF WMDs IS A CAPITAL OFFENCE!

    14. Re:We got some flyin' to do by BakaHoushi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know, Dr. Strangelove references aside... This does prove my hypothesis:

      To err is human. To really fuck up, you need to work for the government.

      Honestly, the Average Joe can get in trouble with the law for driving 47 miles per hour in a 45 mph zone.

      But this? "Whoops. Looks like I accidentally put nuclear bombs in my plane." Did they ever figure out whose fault this was? I'm just trying to figure out if he'll be fired (low level employee) or given a Congressional medal (high ranking official).

    15. Re:We got some flyin' to do by StarfishOne · · Score: 4, Funny

      The spice expands consciousness~ ^_^

    16. Re:We got some flyin' to do by volpe · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's "have". Would have detonated. Would have been a radiation leak.

    17. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The base commanding officer was fired. The team that loaded the weapons was "decertified" for weapons loading, apparently meaning that they keep their jobs, but will be re-trained.

      Hard to guess what will happen when the investigation is done.

    18. Re:We got some flyin' to do by mikael · · Score: 4, Funny

      To me it sounds like silo-rattling to scare certain middle-eastern countries.

      Otherwise they have two piles of missiles - one with big happy smiley faces with "just kidding" written alongside, and the other with a big red unhappy face with "0wned!" alongside.

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    19. Re:We got some flyin' to do by innerweb · · Score: 5, Informative

      No matter where they flew them, this was a violation of nuclear handling procedures. I had to deal with these rules many years ago. This kind of screw up is a career ending move.

      As much as people like to make fun of the military, there are some things the military does that it takes extremely seriously, and generally has a relatively excellent track record with. Handling nuclear weapons is one of them. Having nuclear weapons somewhere they are not supposed to be scares the military. They could fall into the wrong hands, they could cause an accident (bad publicity not needed), all kinds of issues. Then there are very stringent laws on handling nukes. Stuff you can go to jail for violating.

      Maybe there was never any danger of a nuclear explosion, but there was a temporary loss of control of nuclear weapons. Someone caused (by accident, oversight, misinformation, etc.) nuclear weapons to be loaded on a plane and then flown somewhere they are not supposed to be. Each nuclear weapon has a location it is supposed to be in. They may change where from day to day, but by the will of the military they will be in that place. Nukes are not treated the same way as so many other comparatively unimportant items (like toilet seats).

      So, whether the potential was there or not for some serious explosion (it was not), there is a very serious breach of handling which in the military will be treated seriously. Yeah, flying over US air space is a big no-no, but the bigger no-no was a temporary misplacement of nuclear weapons. That is huge in military terms.

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    20. Re:We got some flyin' to do by menos · · Score: 3, Informative

      B-52's do indeed have hardpoints on their wings for ordnance.

      Check the following page on Wikipedia for an example.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:B-52H_prepares_ to_refuel_over_Afghanistan.jpg

    21. Re:We got some flyin' to do by jimstapleton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To err is human. To really fuck up, you need to work for the government.


      You've not seen the commercial sector much, have you?

      Honestly, while this is bad, and the nuclear debris from the missles would have been a pain had the plane crashed, it's not what I would call a royal fuckup. You are more likely to win the lottery twice in a row than it would be for those bombs to go off if the plane crashed (nuclear warheads, are delicate, even if made from plutonium, and if those are uranium warheads, they are even more so).

      Regardless, another three good disproofs to your comment:
      Sony. Microsoft. Apple.

      Each of these companies had screwed up royally. One took decades to recover.
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    22. Re:We got some flyin' to do by hamburger+lady · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Regardless, another three good disproofs to your comment:
      Sony. Microsoft. Apple.

      Each of these companies had screwed up royally. One took decades to recover.


      those are weak. i got two words for you: Union Carbide.

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    23. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Find weapons grade material scattered around centrifuge sites

      Of course that weapons grade material would be traced back to the reactor in the United States that made it in the first place, thus rendering your conspiracy theory moot. Any halfway advanced nuclear power (think, the US, Russia, UK, France, Israel, etc) can tell from the isotopes of the material where and when it was produced.

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    24. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 4, Informative
      Russians have dusted off their Bears and Backfires and are sending them on patrol loaded with cruise missiles

      Well I was in the Airforce for 20 years. Ten of which was spent maintaining avionics on a B-52. And there is a huge difference between standard cruise missiles and nukes. Those nukes by treaty and national directives aren't supposed to fly anywhere unless there is direct national authority. Meaning President, Vice President,joint chiefs etc.

      During the cold war, there was a lot of worry about this type of thing. Each bomber base has an alert facility. That is where the crews wait for what they hope will never come. Well most of them, hope that! There are secret sicko's in every group. There are checklists upon checklists. No enlisted person can work alone on an aircraft, there most be 2 people in view of each other at all times. Each has to have knowledge of the task to recognize when the other is deviating. Inside the aircraft cockpit in addition to the 2 maintenance, you have to have 2 officers both cockpit certified. If you notice something isn't right you stop the task. If your not sure if you trust the other guy, you radio in a 'helping hand'. You both will then spend time spread eagle on the tarmac with a gun pointed at you.

      To work on nuclear weapons system, you are subject to the 'personal reliability program' , this means you can lose certification for drinking too much, divorce proceedings etc. Anything where your supervisor or commander believes you might not be thinking about the task at hand. Its non punitive, you can also be temporarily de-certified for a tooth extraction. What seems to me happened here is someone removed that aircraft from alert status and did not notify every one in the checklist. The aircraft munitions didn't get unloaded. This is a major screw up.

    25. Re:We got some flyin' to do by LWATCDR · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "This kind of screw up is a career ending move."
      That is probably the best outcome. Can you say dereliction of duty? I would bet that people are going to facing jail time for this one. Your right when it comes to special weapons the military really doesn't play around.
      I just wonder what poor enlisted guy at Barksdale thought when he found out they still had the warheads. That must have been an oh crap moment. If you don't raise the alarm fast enough your in deep trouble. If you are wrong you are in deep trouble. Is there even a protocal for dealing with that kind of a mistake? Kind of a man I hope I am right but I really wish I am wrong moment.

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    26. Re:We got some flyin' to do by flappinbooger · · Score: 4, Funny

      silo rattling, like for instance -

      "Golly Gee, We've got SO STINKING MANY nukes around here we can't keep 'em all straight. They're just laying around! I've got one in my desk drawer, and another in my trunk. I took one home for my kids to play with. They're in VENDING MACHINES over here! Sometimes we just strap 'em on our planes and fly around for kicks! Don't make us nervous, cuz, we might accidentally shoot off a rocket, and it might have a nuke on it. We're good at that, you know, shooting off rockets..."

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    27. Re:We got some flyin' to do by RockoTDF · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, it was the munitions squadron commander that was sacked. On any base there are several squadrons (Fighters, bombers, etc depending on the type of base) and then there are support squadrons such as logistics, supply, etc. It makes more sense as ultimately his squadron was the one responsible for getting the live nukes out for decommissioning and put them in the wrong place which resulted in them being loaded on the B52. Having said this, the crew that loaded the munitions on the B52 would be a part of the Bombardment squadron and this will be a huge black mark on the careers of all parties involved.

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    28. Re:We got some flyin' to do by TechNit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The B-52H Model has two external pylon connect points. Each is located between the internal engine nacelle and the body of the plane. These pylon attach points can hold one pylon each. Said pylon can carry 6 cruise missiles each - nuke or conventional. The B-52H can also carry cruise missiles on an internal rotary launcher that can carry a total of 8 cruise missiles. So fully armed a B-52H can wreak havoc upon the world...

      Having spent 4 years as a weapons technician on B-52's I have the creds to know the facts. I also KNOW that there is VERY LITTLE that is more CONTROLLED in the USAF than a nuclear weapon. How this was allowed to happen boggles my mind. The command & control system truly FAILED here and THAT scares the hell outa me.....

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  2. So how many weapons were involved? by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some news sources say five, some say six.

    I know what you're thinking. 'Did they lose six warheads or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

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    1. Re:So how many weapons were involved? by the_tsi · · Score: 5, Funny

      The game's up, President. There are no more missiles left on that plane.

      Oh, c'mon, you don't expect me to fall for that old trick.

      It's not a trick! There was one launched at Mr. Body in the study, two for the chandelier, two at the lounge door, and one for the singing telegram.

      That's not six.

      One plus two plus two plus one.

      Uh-uh. There was only one nuke that got the chandelier. That one plus two plus ONE plus one.

      Even if you're right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.

      Alright, fine, one plus two plus one..........SHUT-UP!

  3. We have 3 options here by tx_kanuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We can drive the nukes across the country, we can throw them on a train, or we can fly them. Personally, I'm much happier knowing they are being flown places then being sent via ground. I don't care how many safe guards are in place to prevent the weapons going off accidentally, there is always the risk of a crash sending radioactive material all over the place (not an explosion, but a leak). At least in the air the material is safer from accidents (how many air-to-air collisions are there?), and a plane can always find the most depopulated areas to fly over. Trucks and trains don't have that option.

    Or maybe that's just me.

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    1. Re:We have 3 options here by sqrt(2) · · Score: 5, Informative

      From the CNN story, "The crew was unaware that the plane was carrying nuclear weapons, the officials said, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the extraordinary sensitivity and security surrounding the case."

      Hard to take special safety measures when you're not even aware of what you're carrying.

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    2. Re:We have 3 options here by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This also sounds suspicious. The plane's systems know when a real warhead is on the missile verses a dummy warhead. The only way that the electronics on the plane would not know that a real warhead was on the missile is if the missile was not properly connected to the plane. Something doesn't add up.

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    3. Re:We have 3 options here by evilviper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We can drive the nukes across the country, we can throw them on a train, or we can fly them.

      OR WE CAN LEAVE THEM WHERE THEY ARE.

      They weren't supposed to be transported to begin with. You obviously didn't bother to RTFA at all.

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    4. Re:We have 3 options here by jjohnson · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Barksdale, where they landed, is in fact where bombing missions in the Middle East are staged out of. Politerati can't decide whether this was a real leak by a concerned officer who wanted people to know that the U.S. was staging nukes for Iran; or a deliberate leak by the Bush Administration so that Iran would know.

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    5. Re:We have 3 options here by vought · · Score: 3, Informative

      Right, because a B-52 is state of the art.


      Practically everything but the airframe and engines is new in those jets - and some systems on the B-52 are more modern than those on the B-1 and B-2 bombers.

      There's a nice list and diagram on this page outlining some of the upgrades to keep the B-52 effective, despite its large radar cross section. If Congress ever lets Boeing upgrade the engines, (4xCFM-56, last time I heard) it'll be able to fly farther on less fuel and with less maintenance, too.

      The B-52 is quite state of the art - nothing quite compares, except for maybe stuffing the latest computer hardware inside of an original IBM XT case.

    6. Re:We have 3 options here by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 5, Funny

      B-52s are an evolving aircraft Does George Bush know about them? I can't imagine he'd be too happy if he did.
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    7. Re:We have 3 options here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was reading this thread, for entertainment. Then I read this comment and my skin crawled.

    8. Re:We have 3 options here by modecx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm with you on this one. I was listening to the news earlier and I was thinking the exact same thing.

      However, I seriously doubt that nuclear weapons are staged in such a way, so it doesn't make sense that an officer would be worried about the use of the weapons. Secondly, I doubt that it's so easy to get a nuke on a plane that one can mistake a rack of nukes for a rack of anything else, so it was probably loaded by order; however, a hypothetical officer may be worried about leadership decisions that led the bombs to be put on the plan, and thought that the only way around the situation was to go to the press, otherwise an unsuitable leader would remain in a position of power, and the incident would be swept under the Air Force rug. That's plausible assessment.

      This really does smell more like a political leak. The thing that bothers me most is that I'm not sure what end it's supposed to achieve.

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    9. Re:We have 3 options here by devnulljapan · · Score: 3, Funny
      We can drive the nukes across the country, we can throw them on a train, or we can fly them.

      Hey, Sam-I-Am, You forgot:
      put them in a box,
      pack them with a fox.
      keep them in a house,
      keep them with a mouse.
      store those nukes here or there.
      store those nukes anywhere.
      I do not like that Sam-I-Am.

    10. Re:We have 3 options here by jamstar7 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Relatively few people will refer to a B-52 as a "cargo bird" except in certain rather niche circles.

      Interesting thing is, the B-52 was designed to carry a nuclear payload. Just, not as cruise missiles, and the B-52 upgrades were mostly conversions to carry conventional payloads after the Titan missiles were developed.

      Considering what an ex-Chair Force buddy tells me about life at 'Mindrot', I'm surprised this hasn't happened before...

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    11. Re:We have 3 options here by dreadclown · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's OK, it's intelligent design.

    12. Re:We have 3 options here by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Informative

      Those are the most advanced CPUs available that are certified to work in a rad-hard environment. You don't want some £30-from-dabs.com SiS motherboard and overclocked Athlon here, unless you want your glass cockpit to die randomly.

    13. Re:We have 3 options here by Plutonite · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You have good reason for it to crawl. From the BBC coverage:

      [quote] (Retired Air Force Major General)Shepperd said the United States had agreed in a Cold War-era treaty not to fly nuclear weapons. "It appears that what happened was this treaty agreement was violated," he said.

      The warheads should have been removed from the missiles before they were attached to the B-52 bomber, according to military officials.[/quote]

      So right away you can tell that a cover-up is happening, because decommissioned warheads would not be fixed on cruise missile tips and flown to the base where mideast bombings are staged. It is very possible that both US and Russia violate their agreements in secret, so that part is not a major issue IMHO. But something very unfunny is going on.

    14. Re:We have 3 options here by jimhill · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nonsense. Safety analysis of multiple weapons in an accident scenario has been part and parcel of nuclear safety since nukes got small enough to put more than one on a delivery vehicle. I spent the first 8 years of my career at Los Alamos doing just that. What Tom Clancy novel did you get your assertion from?

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  4. Three and a half hours is a long time by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is amazing is that the weapons made it all the way to Texas without Minot AFB missing them. Without going into details, I can say from experience that the US nuclear warheads are very closely tracked. Before this, I would have said it would be impossible for the base to lose track of them for even a few minutes, much less three and a half hours, and then have to be told by Barksdale that they were on the B52 when it arrived. The thing about the munitions crew being decertified until the investigation is finished is a miss direction. The airmen who load the planes don't make the decisions. And (unless things have changed significantly since I was in the USAF) they would not be able to get the warheads to load without a great deal of security and authorization. You don't just go and pick those things up when you want to. More likely, someone got plane ids or missile serial numbers mixed up on the wok orders. Anyway, it will be interesting to see what went wrong.

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    1. Re:Three and a half hours is a long time by tftp · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Here is a cheerful thought for you. What if the ground crew didn't pay attention to live nukes because they were loading them day and night for, say, last two weeks?

      As a more qualified poster indicated, it is unthinkable that the nuclear warheads would be even stored where any soldier can drive a forklift in, pick up a few crates and cart them out. James Bond movies are not a guide, I know, but don't they *lock the doors* for example, with keys stored in locked safes of base's big brass, and with two or three keys needed together to unlock? If the storage was open (by who? a lowly ground crewman can't do that, I hope!) and accessible (like no armed guard at the doors?) then the weapons were supposed to be moved, despite what the official line is, and the fsckup is just that they were loaded on a wrong plane. That is not very encouraging.

    2. Re:Three and a half hours is a long time by Detritus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I once saw a Navy weapons storage facility where many of the bunkers had their doors blocked with 20,000 pound blocks of concrete. You needed a big crane to remove the block before you could open the door of the bunker. Official policy was to neither confirm or deny the presence of nuclear weapons, but most people assumed that they were being stored there. This was back when the Navy still had tactical nukes.

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  5. How do we keep track of our weapons? by slashqwerty · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's not good when we can't keep track of our own nuclear weapons. How are we supposed to keep them out of the hands of our enemies or ensure they're not used for training missions? They even mounted the things on the wings!

    I would hope we would have protocols in place that would ensure we never lose track of any nuclear weapon. If a nuclear weapon were detonated in a U.S. city how could we verify it wasn't our bomb if we can't keep track of where our weapons are?

    1. Re:How do we keep track of our weapons? by dwater · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > If a nuclear weapon were detonated in a U.S. city how could we verify it wasn't our bomb if we can't keep track of where our weapons are?

      Now *that's* +5 Funny.

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    2. Re:How do we keep track of our weapons? by vought · · Score: 5, Informative

      If a nuclear weapon were detonated in a U.S. city how could we verify it wasn't our bomb if we can't keep track of where our weapons are? By their distinct isotropic signature.

      We can tell U.S. Plutonium from Soviet Plutonium from Chinese Plutonium. Rather easily, I gather.
  6. I don't think that's the problem by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Informative

    The problem was, they didn't know the nukes were on board. It may or may not make sense to fly instead of drive them, but you have to agree that transporting nukes without knowing the nature of your cargo is a pretty dicey business.

    1. Re:I don't think that's the problem by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 3, Funny

      Right because its usually Standard procedure to crash a plane loaded with normal cruise missiles? Or perhaps the plane might get called into active duty in mid flight and deploy its weaponry? or the crew normally sells half of the inventory to the first shady looking guy standing next to the fence of the airport when they land?

      What extra precautions would you advise someone carrying nukes as opposed to conventional weapons?

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    2. Re:I don't think that's the problem by emjoi_gently · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not obvious to you?
      You've GOT to know where these things are always.

      You can't accidentally stick them on some transport.

      If anything deserves a tonne of Red Tape and Bureaucracy, it's the storage and movement of Nukes. Surely.

  7. Re:Why is this even a story? by slashqwerty · · Score: 5, Informative
    Yes, we possess tens of thousands of nuclear weapons, and yes they get transported sometimes. So what?

    We are supposed to know where the weapons are at all times. They were not supposed to be transported. The Air Force was supposed to transport some conventional cruise missiles.

  8. Terrorist.....who???? by 3seas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First of all you have to wonder how it is that the media gets such a story and second of all how they are allowed to tell it.

    Doesn't this matter equate to national security, or is national security more a spam and IP issue?

    Certainly Homeland security has to be in on this information????

    But again, how is it that the media are even allowed to find out about such an insident?

    Maybe the US government wanted them to media it, in order to commit more terrorism....

    Now maybe someone will flamebait mod me down but seriously, how does the media find out about what
    would otherwise be considered a typical US military plane flight? Did the plane accidently have a big "warheads on board" sign stuck on the side of it?

    1. Re:Terrorist.....who???? by dwater · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is a common tactic to tell a story that makes you look bad in order to cover up the real story that is even worse.

      What do you think could be the worse story?

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  9. Re:B-52? by jamesborr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, the B-52's have only been around since the early 50's ;-), and are currently scheduled to be front-line heavy/strategic bombers until 2040 -- so another 30+ years.

  10. Mistakenly? by Barnoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How exactly does one mistakenly mount nuclear weapons on a plain? Is it like the stack on the left is the fake ones, and the one on the right the real nukes? I was hoping that nuclear weapons are somewhat more securely stored.

    Considering the logistical and safety related problems when transporting those weapons on the ground, could it be that they intentionally moved the weapons and now that the news got wind of the story call it a mistake?

    1. Re:Mistakenly? by skeeto · · Score: 5, Funny

      How exactly does one mistakenly mount nuclear weapons on a plain?

      Because it is easier than mounting nuclear weapons on a prairie?

  11. Re:B-52? by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Technically, 1955 would be cold war era. But, they are just a good reliable design. They haul stuff alright, like carpet bombs for the Afganistan mountains and later in Iraq with percision guided munitions among other things. These old workhorses still make great warhorses, with proper modification. The Airforce expects to keep them inservice to about 2040, the longest design lifespan for any plane ever. And as a taxpay, I for one (continue to) welcome our superbly designed BUFF overlords.

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  12. uh oh? by wordsnyc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ex-CIA agent Larry Johnson has a different take on this incident:

    http://tpmcafe.com/blog/coffeehouse/2007/sep/05/st aging_nuke_for_iran

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  13. Re:Nukes weren't live - Shitty reporting by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Having worked on relevant software, I can confirm that just the unclassified side of arming a cruise missile warhead involves multiple steps, some of which only happen after launch. For example, the onboard computer waits for a characteristic maneuver to happen before it goes to the next step in the arming process.

    "Live" is not the word I'd use, except maybe as opposed to "dummy". The scary issue, as pointed out elsewhere, is that the inventory tracking broke down.

  14. Re:Why is this even a story? by Smallpond · · Score: 5, Funny
    "why the hell are we decommissioning cruise missiles"

    Didn't you read the label?

    Best if used before Sept. 2007
  15. This is troubling all the way around by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I've been reading comments all over the place about this. People who say they've served in the military and worked with nukes say that this sort of thing simply cannot happen, too many people checking each other, too many safeguards. For this to happen would require an unbelievable number of screw-ups all working together. But if that's so, then the only other explanation seems crazy, that this was no accident.

    Here's one take, take your own grain of SALT. Can't take it with the ABM Treaty since Bush withdrew from that in 2001.

    http://tpmcafe.com/blog/coffeehouse/2007/sep/05/st aging_nuke_for_iran

    Why the hubbub over a B-52 taking off from a B-52 base in Minot, North Dakota and subsequently landing at a B-52 base in Barksdale, Louisiana? That's like getting excited if you see a postal worker in uniform walking out of a post office. And how does someone watching a B-52 land identify the cruise missiles as nukes? It just does not make sense.

    So I called a old friend and retired B-52 pilot and asked him. What he told me offers one compelling case of circumstantial evidence. My buddy, let's call him Jack D. Ripper, reminded me that the only times you put weapons on a plane is when they are on alert or if you are tasked to move the weapons to a specific site.

    Then he told me something I had not heard before.

    Barksdale Air Force Base is being used as a jumping off point for Middle East operations. Gee, why would we want cruise missile nukes at Barksdale Air Force Base. Can't imagine we would need to use them in Iraq. Why would we want to preposition nuclear weapons at a base conducting Middle East operations?

    His final point was to observe that someone on the inside obviously leaked the info that the planes were carrying nukes. A B-52 landing at Barksdale is a non-event. A B-52 landing with nukes. That is something else.

    Now maybe there is an innocent explanation for this? I can't think of one. What is certain is that the pilots of this plane did not just make a last minute decision to strap on some nukes and take them for a joy ride. We need some tough questions and clear answers. What the hell is going on? Did someone at Barksdale try to indirectly warn the American people that the Bush Administration is staging nukes for Iran? I don't know, but it is a question worth asking. I dearly hope that's crazyhead speculation. But even if this is just an accident, this is fucking scary.

    http://www.fas.org/blog/ssp/2007/09/flying_nuclear _bombs.php

    "If the B-52 incident tells us that the military's command and control system cannot ensure with 100% certainty which weapons are nuclear and which ones are not, imagine the implications of the wrong weapon being used in a crisis or war. 'Sorry Mr. President, we thought it was conventional.'" As for the official story about transporting these weapons by air for decommissioning, that's fishy.

    Although nuclear weapons are not flown on combat aircraft under normal circumstances, they are routinely flown on selected C-17 and C-130 transport aircraft, which as the Primary Nuclear Airlift Force (PNAF) are used to airlift Air Force nuclear warheads between operational bases and central service and storage facilities in the United States and in Europe (see overview here).
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  16. Re:Nukes weren't live - Shitty reporting by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, that is an interesting question. The warheads are not armed per se, that's true. But if they were properly loaded then the B52 would have controlled the arming, i.e. they would have gone live had they been fired. On the other hand, an "anonymous source" says that pilots didn't know the warheads were real. That is also a mystery because the only way the plane's systems would not know they had real warheads on the missiles is if the missiles were not properly connected into the plane's systems. I can also say that warheads destined for decommissioning are NOT transported mounted on missile boosters. They are very carefully packed in specialized shipping containers and transported on cargo planes (or special trucks or trains but usually cargo planes). In addition, the little bit of news we have isn't entirely clear if it was the warheads being decommissioned or the missile motors. I assume the warheads, so there are a lot of unanswered questions at this point.

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  17. Interesting quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Nothing like this has ever been reported before and we have been assured for decades that it was impossible," said Markey, D-Mass., co-chair of the House task force on nonproliferation. (emphasis mine).

    He's not claiming that it never happened before, just that it's never been reported before.

  18. Into perspective... by Manip · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is it shocking that the US Military accidentally forgot to remove live Warheads before the Cruise Missiles were moved? Yes.

    But there was so little chance of accident detonation that it is a far smaller story than one might immediately think.

    Modern Nuclear Weapons are one of those things you have to really WANT to detonate ... You can't just accidentally set them off. If the plane had crashed more than likely the weapons would have been destroyed in a fairly inert manor.

    Plus considering even the military didn't know they were moving Nuclear Weapons, the chances of someone attempting to steal them is next to nill.

  19. Unloaded Gun == Loaded Gun by Nymz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Professionals treat any gun like it's loaded, always.

  20. Anonymous Idiot by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Suppose a records keeping error might be the first step in an elaborate plot to steal not one but six nuclear warheads.

    Suppose a few months after they went missing, five of them blew up in major cities.

    New York.
    Washington D.C.
    Chicago.
    Los Angeles.
    San Francisco.

    Suppose one were held back to make you wonder if it was going off in your home town tomorrow.

    Yeah, so it seems like a minor bookeeping error, compounded by accidental transport. However, the error also implies that they were transported by a crew that didn't know they had nukes on board, landing at a base that wasn't prepared to handle the nukes securely, since they didn't know they were receiving nukes.

    It's not a minor thing. It's a big, big story. It's a bigger story than will ever be admitted.

    Suppose this wasn't the first time this happened, only the missing nukes were not detected because they were removed from the cruise missiles before the receiving crew noticed they had warheads. This terrifying scenario is why a full inventory is being conducted right now.

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  21. Re:B-52? by Bob(TM) · · Score: 3, Informative

    'B-52' was the aircraft designation for the bomber that coincidentally had its maiden flight on April 15, 1952 (the YB-52). The designation was assigned to the design in 1948.

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  22. Re:The worst that could have happened by vought · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, the worst thing that could have happened is that they could have been stolen. As a previous poster mentioned, the Air Force is supposed to know exactly where every warhead is, all of the time. Period.

    They didn't even know these five warheads (not armed, and not able to be armed) were off the base in Minot until someone in Louisiana noticed that they were "hot" shots.

    To lose track of one warhead - much less FIVE - is a very serious transgression.
  23. Re:B-52? by jlanthripp · · Score: 4, Informative

    WWII = 1939-1945

    The first Boeing B-52 Stratofortress flight took place on April 15, 1952, almost 7 years after the end of WWII. This was a test flight of a prototype, not a production plane; the B-52 was . The B-52 has been modified, updated, and adapted to meet the changing needs for a large, long-range, high-level bomber. It was initially designed as an intercontinental nuclear strategic bomber, and has since been adapted for low-level flight, conventional bombing, launching cruise missiles, tactical attack, direct- and indirect-fire ground support, photographic reconnaissance, etc.

    The airframes are indeed aging (the last B-52H airframe was completed in 1962), but it boils down to efficient use of resources and adaptation of existing equipment. It's such a superb aircraft that any possible improvements to be had with an all-new design would be so small as to make it not worth the expense of said new design. There is no finer long-range, fast-subsonic, jet-powered strategic bomber aircraft on the planet right now, nor is there likely to be in the near future.

    There are other examples of military equipment that hasn't undergone a significant redesign in a long time due to lack of need. The current M4 Carbine that is issued to infantrymen in the Army and Marine Corps is simply a slight evolution of a design from 1956 - the AR-15, adopted by the US Air Force in 1961, re-designated as the M16 in 1962, and type classified Standard A in 1965, meaning it became the individual weapon of choice for US military personnel. The M1911 pistol was the standard sidearm of the US military for 74 years, from 1911 to 1985. The M60 general-purpose light machine gun has been around since 1957, and was largely based on a WWII German design, the MG42.

    In short, just because something's been around for a while doesn't mean it's no longer useful :)

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  24. Much better than crashing with a bomb on board... by Bobzibub · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://www.portaec.net/library/peace/1950_bomber_c rash_in_bc.html

    TERRACE, B.C. (CP) -- A determined group of local citizens wants some answers about the mysterious crash near here almost five decades ago of a B-36 bomber carrying an inactive atomic bomb. The gigantic bomber -- 50 metres long with a 70-metre wingspan -- was apparently flying without a crew when it plowed into Mount Kolaget in the vast Coast Mountains range on Feb. 13, 1950.

    It was carrying an inactive Mark IV Fat Man atomic bomb similar to one dropped on Nagasaki when it got into trouble over Hecate Strait, according to a U.S. military declassified report. Three engines were ablaze and the giant aircraft was losing altitude. Crew members dropped the bomb over the strait and bailed out.

  25. Re:Why is this even a story? by Plutonite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh please, they were just 6 nukes. My grandma handles more dangerous payloads everyday. Stop whining. Plus, traveling over the fly-over states the pilot probably wouldn't have noticed if he dropped any. Less cows, maybe. Only gripe I have with those fellas is they didn't mistakenly head up north and have an accident, ridding us of the friggin canadians once and for all. We'll never have an opportunity like this again. This could've been the answer to Celine Dion.

  26. Re:Why is this even a story? by arth1 · · Score: 5, Informative
    There's several undetonated US nuclear bombs and missiles missing, and waiting for someone finding them.

    • 1 bomb, lost in ocean outside British Columbia on 2/13/1950
    • 1 plane with 2 bombs, lost "somewhere in or around the Mediteranean", 3/10/1956
    • 2 bombs, dropped in ocean outside Cape May in the Atlantic, 7/28/1957
    • 1 bomb, lost in ocean outside Savannah, Georgia, 5/25/1958
    • 1 bomb, dropped into a swamp in North Carolina and never found, 1/24/1961
    • 1 missile, lost in the Pacific, 6/4/1962
    • 1 missile, lost in the Pacific, 6/20/1962
    • 1 plane with 1 bomb, rolled off USS Ticonderoga outside Japan, 12/5/1965
    • 1 bomb, lost in the ocean outside Spanish village Palomares, 1/17/1967
    • 1 bomb, lost in ocean outside Greenland, 1/22/1968. This was first reported as retrieved by navy seals in 1979, but newer information shows this unlikely to be the case.

      Anything after 1980 is classified.

      That's at least 11, and probably 12 missing atomic weapons, just from the US arsenal.

      Then there's a handful of them that aren't missing, but were either destroyed in an accident, the detonation failed, or were destructed in the air.

      The recent incident pales in comparison.
  27. Obligatory by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I know there's one country in the world that doesn't have some horrible weapon of mass destruction, they don't have some horrible weapons lab in the mountains... Jamaica. They would never make an atomic bomb. They may make an atomic bong. But I'd rather fight a war with an atomic bong. Cuz when the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation and radiation. When the atomic bong goes off there's celebration!" -- Robin Williams

  28. Scene in cockpit by Plutonite · · Score: 4, Funny

    Central Command: Blue Bird C451, this is central, do you copy.
    C541: Copy, over.
    Central Command: We have good news and bad news for you, over.
    C541: Ready to reciev orders, over.
    Central Command: Good news is you're going to be famous. Now your payload..
    C541: Yes Sir.
    Central Command: Can you verify your current payload?
    C541: Kidney beans and tomatoes sir, over.
    [Muffled laughter, static]
    Central Command: Actually, those are nuclear warheads on your left wing, lieutenant.
    C541: Spicy kidney beans? Over.

  29. Broken Arrow! by blingbing · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We have a Broken Arrow"
    "A what?"
    "A Broken Arrow. It's when we lose a nuclear weapon."
    "I don't know what's scarier, the fact that we lost nukes or the fact that it happens often enough that we have a name for it"

    1. Re:Broken Arrow! by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When you lose a nuclear weapon, the DOD term is Pinacle - Empty Quiver. When a nuclear weapon is stolen it's Pinacle - Broken Arrow.

  30. Re:Why is this even a story? by Plutonite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Moderators: WOOOOOOOOSH! That's the sound of sarcasm being accidentally flown over your head.

  31. Re:Why is this even a story? by SpectreHiro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on mods... this was clearly tongue in cheek. Except the part about Celine Dion, of course. Nuclear annihilation just isn't enough in some cases.

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  32. Accident? not so sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I feel tinfoil even suggesting it, but...

    This sounds an awful lot like the kind of "accident" that happens on purpose. Russia has just recently resumed strategic bomber flights - am I the only one that thinks that this may just have been a particularly ham-handed attempt by someone at the pentagon to remind the Russians that, hey, we have bombers with nukes too.

  33. Not quite right. by raehl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We were supposed to be transporting formerly-nuclear-tipped cruise missiles that had had the warheads removed.

    It's a big deal for two reasons:

    - We're obligated by international treaty to not fly nuclear weapons.
    - Anytime nuclear weapons are someplace they're not supposed to be it's a problem. If no one knew these things were not where they were supposed to be, they could have just as well been, well, anywhere.

    Not to mention, the crew of the plane didn't know they had a nuclear payload. That means that if they had some sort of issue with the flight, they are in the position where they're not making the right decisions.

    1. Re:Not quite right. by Enigma2175 · · Score: 4, Informative

      While this was certainly a fuckup, I doubt it was illegal (I'd be happy to be shown otherwise with proof).


      From the CNN article

      'Shepperd said the United States had agreed in a Cold War-era treaty not to fly nuclear weapons. "It appears that what happened was this treaty agreement was violated," he said.'

      That's from the Air Force Major General they were interviewing about the incident. If you have something that contradicts that please speak up.
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  34. Re:Why is this even a story? by bcdm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, and two bombs were dropped on actual people. Your incidents pale in comparison to them.

    The fact that there have been bigger stories doesn't negate the fact that this is a story as well, and not a very good story either. Losing track of nukes for over three hours is completely unacceptable.

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  35. Re:Much better than crashing with a bomb on board. by Detritus · · Score: 3, Informative

    A nuclear weapon without its pit is not a threat to anyone. The pit is the fissionable plutonium sphere that is imploded to produce a nuclear detonation. In early U.S. nuclear weapons, the pit was stored separately from the rest of the bomb. To arm the bomb, the weapons officer opened the bomb casing and inserted the pit. This was usually done in flight, to reduce the danger of an accident during take-off. Since it took hours to reach the target, the crew had plenty of time to perform the procedure.

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  36. Ascii art by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think we ought to add ASCII art to the axis of evil

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  37. Nukes on plane? by Lodewijk · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I was not even allowed to check in toothpaste.

  38. The Press around this incident could be a PR gag by Qbertino · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mounting Nukes (armed or not) to a planes wing - as they *say* it happend - is a mistake. However, this whole thing could just be some 'sword-rattling' (as we call it in Germany) towards we-own-the-northpole Russia, we're-building-nukes Iran or both. Maybe it's just as someone here said: Someone leaked that somebody is rearanging the US nukes and they molded a PR stunt out of it. "OMFG, if someone would've dropped them, OMFG they are so dangerous, our (and this is an actual quote) potential enemies need to know that we can handle our nukes professionally."
    I smell lot's of proactive appliance of psychology here.

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  39. cargo, lots and lots of cargo by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, the B-52 does in fact carry large amounts of cargo, which it unceremoniously unloads when flying over the destination. Getting someone to sign for that cargo at the end point has, historically, been a bit of a problem, but with this particular bird they chalk that up as a feature rather than a bug.

  40. Re:Tell us again? by The+Breeze · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh please.

    The Japanese had it coming.

    Period.

    Japanese abuse of anyone non-Japanese was all but government policy. Japanese troops tied women to trees in Nanking and drove sharpened bamboo poles up their vaginas. American prisoners of war prayed to be bombed by their own forces to end their suffering.

    The most conservative estimates at the time by the US Military estimated that an invasion of the home islands would have cost at least 500,000 civilian Japanese lives. That's conservative, mind you.

    We dropped a couple bombs, killed 80,000, and they surrendered - but even then there was a plot by Japanese extremists in the Imperial Army to steal the tapes of the Emperor's surrender radio broadcast before they could be aired, as they wanted to keep fighting.

    A "demonstration" of the atomic blast for the Japanese would merely have been suppressed by the Japanese military.

    The Japanese got off easy. When a nation chooses to embark on wars of aggression and piracy, its citizens must bear the consequences. It's a lesson we in the US should learn, as we meekly accept a government that appears more corrupt with each coming day, but to argue that the use of nuclear weapons during WW2 is to ignore the historical realities of the time. The world was a big old slaughterhouse back then, and with a couple of big booms we ended it.

    The lesson we should take from that time is how General MacArthur turned Japan into a thriving democracy within five years. If the Bush administration had been less concerned about how to maximize profit for civilian contractors and more interested in studying what MacArthur did for Japan and what the Marshall Plan did for Europe we wouldn't have such a mess in Iraq right now.

  41. grin by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surely the late Stanley Kubrick is somewhere smiling at this one
    Well assuming some decay and/or shrinking of soft tissues in the face which might lead to his teeth being exposed, you might get that impression, yes.
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  42. Re:I know! I know! I know! *waving hand* by vux984 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am European, but the answer seems simple to me: if USA has nukes it is not a threat to the USA. If allies of USA has nukes, it is not a big threat to the USA. If enemies of the USA has nukes on the other hand, it is a big treat to the USA. In other words it is in the USA's interest to have nukes, but deny their enemy to have nukes.

    Except it is not so simple. It is not a foregone conclusion that it really is in the US's best interest to have nukes, and to deny them to anyone they don't like.

    There are plenty of arguments that argue for everyone having nukes.

    Given the US has nukes and no one else does, the US is both resented and feared. Worse the US is tempted to use them as leverage to further its own goals, which in the short term leads to 'benefits' to the US, but in the long term leads to things like terrorist attacks on US cities, and violent anti-americanism around the globe.

    Clearly this wouldn't be in the US's best interest.

    Now I'm not saying the current situation is the result of the US having nukes, per se, but it is the result of the US leveraging its economic and military superiority against the rest of the world.

    And now, its economic superiority is crumbling, and the world is faced with a lone superpower that is increasingly desperate. I don't think that is in anyone's best interest.

    Its eerily frightening. Bush/Cheney in particular have shown that congress, the courts, and so-called checks and balances are weaker than we might have hoped. Calling one's opponents terrorist sympathizers, perpetrating the pretense of war, shrouding everything as a national security issue, stuffing the supreme court with allies, and all the other political tricks when taken together... well... a "Hitler" could potentially do a lot of damage at the helm of the US before he was stopped; and its not clear exactly who would stop him.

    Could the US elect a madman? Why not? Its happened elsewhere. And if history has shown us anything, its shown us that it tends to repeat itself.

  43. Isn't it a bit early? by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not "We got nuked, screw the elections we're declaring martial law" time yet is it?

    It's always too early for that ;).

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  44. Re:Tell us again? by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps dropping the first nuke can be justified by arguing along those lines. But dropping the second nuke was simply murder.

    Why? The horrific firebombing of Tokyo wasn't enough to get Japan to surrender. And the first a-bomb on Hiroshima wasn't, either. Japan didn't actually surrender until after Nagasaki. How many more lives would you have been comfortable seeing lost on both sides if we'd dropped only the bomb on Hiroshima, and then gone on and on with more equally/more horrible meat-grinding/roasting conventional warfare afterwards? Several hundred thousand? Because that's what the second bomb prevented.

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  45. obviously done on purpose by oizfar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    it's called posturing. they wanted nuclear somethign to make the papers - its' like they're telling al-qaeda "don't forget we still have these"

  46. HLS? by psbrogna · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Where was Homeland Sec. during all this? Were they too busy policing perilous nail clippers on board commercial flights and potential Toiletry Catastrophes of unprecedented magnitude? I'm not sure if I completely agree with the apparent focus of their resources. Perhaps they should consider adjusting the scope of their monitoring activities.

  47. Missing the major point by Quila · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not so much that nukes were flown, but in the accountability of nuclear weapons. While the nukes were always under Air Force control and there was never any danger, the fact remains that the Air Force didn't know where six of its nukes were for three hours. They thought they were at the base when in fact they were on a plane. All of our military must have physically-verified paper accountability of all of its nuclear weapons for every second of every minute of every hour.... you get the picture.

    Imagine an inspector coming up to the commander in those three hours, "Where are those nukes?" and he says "Oh, they're here in this --- OH SHIT!" You don't know at that moment if they've been misplaced or if they've been stolen. Everybody panics. The President must be informed.

    Any violation of the accountability rules is taken dead seriously. You can get punished if the nukes never moved but you messed up the paperwork, so heads will roll here.

    Disclaimer: I worked with nukes before, although not these.

  48. Re:Your are wrong by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Informative

    We do it everyday. Normally over the oceans, but we still do it. At any one time, they are on their way to whoever we consider the enemy. The pilots never know when they are carrying live or not.

    Nice fear mongering but it's completely inaccurate. For starters the pilots would know what they are carrying and the days of 24/7 airborne nukes ended back in the 60s or 70s. It was too expensive, with too much room for error and quite redundant when we have a force of boomers that can't be detected/engaged/destroyed before launching.

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    We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  49. Re:that's ok then... by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Would have" not "would of" by the way.... I've never understood why coders of all people are slack with their grammar. You guys wouldn't tolerate it in the code you write... Because we have a much more efficient syntax nazi barking at us at compile time to fix the mistakes ;).
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  50. Re:that's ok then... by kestasjk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's ok then. I'll pop the USAF a line to let them know if any of their nuclear armed planes are about to crash, to drop them on your property. Heck, if there's no danger it won't matter if the nukes crack open next to where your kids play. Only a radiation leak after all. Calculate the odds of the plane crashing, multiply by the odds of a crash occurring over a residential area when flying South through North America, multiply by the odds of the FAA not being alerted by the pilots before the crash occurs, multiply by the odds of the crash occurring over a playground, multiply by the odds of children being around at the time of the crash, multiply by the chance of the missiles cracking and there being a radiation leak, multiply by the chance of the kids going towards the cracked missiles rather than away, multiply by the chance the radiation gives one of the kids radiation poisoning.

    Now calculate the chance that the kid gets run over or cracks his head while playing.

    Maybe I should start selling nuclear bomb shelters and cash in on all this misinformed hysteria.
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  51. Noooo by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is very much that nukes were flown, it is a treaty violation, and a biggie. It is the reason there is account ability in place to help ensure this doesn't happen.

    "...the fact remains that the Air Force didn't know where six of its nukes were for three hours."

    I know the press likes to make it seem that way, but that is probably not true at all. Based on my experience I would say it isn't true at all.
    They new they were on the missile. They new the missiles had been moved. If anyone went to look for them, they would have known immediately where they were.

    Yes, of course the president is notified, because he will need to deal with the political ramifications of the treaty violation. Not bbecause people are 'panicking'. In my experience with nukes we don't panic, we quickly deal with the issue.

    Sorry, but I feel I need to be clear The media is implying that the nation was in some sort of dangerous situation and someone could have been killed. Some sites are implying that this nearly lead to a nuclear explosion. Fortunately the main stream media has at least put the comments in saying detonation wasn't possible;which as you know is true.

    "Disclaimer: I worked with nukes before, although not these."
    meh, who hasn't? ;)

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  52. Re:Your are wrong by mstone · · Score: 4, Informative

    They'd know they were carrying ordnance, and they'd know that the bombs might be nukes, but they wouldn't know for certain what was actually inside the casings.

    For every nuke in our arsenal, there's a set of dummy weapons with exactly the same look and feel. The only people allowed near the vehicle while the ordnance is being loaded are the loaders themselves, and even they probably don't know whether the weapons are real or not.

    It's a security measure. A load of nukes is both extremely valuable and extremely dangerous. If the Bad Guys knew they could get an arsenal by attacking a specific plane or by bending a few members of a specific flight crew, they'd try it. By the same token, if a few members of a flight crew managed to convince themselves it would be a good idea to convert a certain part of the planet to dirty glass, they might try that.

    Running fake weapons most of the time eliminates the certainty of payoff in both cases. But an investigation and reprisals are damn well certain, so it just isn't worth attacking a plane or letting a few bombs fall on the off-chance that they might be real.

    You're correct (as far as I know) that we stopped carrying live nukes at the end of the cold war, but that doesn't mean the drills with dummy weapons have ended. We really don't want to be at the low end of the learning curve if we end up needing nukes in a hurry.

    In this case, it sounds like someone screwed up a requisition. Instead of calling for dummy weapons to be used in a practice flight, someone got real nukes instead. And yeah.. that's a case where the CO in charge of the base is in serious deep shit. We really don't want the people who take care of our nuclear arsenal to get confused about their inventory.

  53. Re:Tell us again? by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Keep in mind, you are speculating.

    Well, "rounding down" is more like it. Are you deliberately ignoring the months and years that preceded the events that drove their surrender?

    I still cannot bear the thought of nuclear bombs being dropped on innocent civilians.

    But... you're OK with the Japanese army sitting in various ports, factory towns, and other facilities and cities throughout Japan, and being "conventionally" bombed into oblivion, along with the civilians they're standing next to? How about the factories and shipping facilities (such as in Hiroshima and Nagasaki), staffed and supported by civilians, but with their output entirely directed to supporting the fight-til-the-end Japanese military? What technology, available in the 1940's, are you proposing we should have used in order to get Japan to surrender? The only other one available had ALREADY BEEN TRIED: to wit, massive conventional bombing, in advance of an on-the-ground invasion. Were you paying ANY attention to what happened on the countless Pacific Islands that had to be handled that way? The Japanese mainland would have been unbelievably worse, because a devoted Emprorer-obeying population would have largely done the same things that Japanese soldiers did in Okinawa or elsewhere: fight to the death.

    You're confusing the fact that, owing to their surrender, far fewer Japanese soldiers and civilians died than would have in a bloody block-by-block invasion of the mainland with anyone feeling generous about that. That fewer of them died is just frosting on the cake. The CAKE was the end of the war, without having to send half a million US solidiers and marines into horrific urban struggle that would have made the insurgency in Iraq look like a football game in terms of collateral damage to non-combatants. This was 60 years ago! The conventional conquering of that ground would have been far, far worse for everyone involved. But the motivation for getting them to surrender was to save OUR people from having to do it in a vastly bloodier, more costly way. It's just luck for the average Japanese citizen that they didn't have to have every village burned down, every town square riddled with machine gun fire, and vastly more people caught up in horror that - because of a limited but violent solution in Hiroshima, and because the Japanese military thought maybe it was some sort of one-time stunt, Nagasaki - didn't have to happen.

    And we keep talking about ALL THE JAPANESE lives we saved.

    Actually, "we" are simply OBSERVING that fact. You're the one that's obsessed with preferring a conventional invasion of the mainland, and somehow preferring "standard" deaths of far more people. Which is pretty perverse, really, when you think about it. But you're not really thinking about it, obviously.

    We shot to kill, not to make them surrender.

    False dichotomy. We shot to kill because no other action, as had been amply demonstrated by the Japanese military over and over again, would cause them to surrender.

    We wanted revenge for Pearl Harbor.

    Gross simplification. We wanted to shut down the entire campaign that Japan had put into motion, of which things like Pearl Harbor, or the brutal rape of Nanking, were merely episodes. The military regime that authored those events and which was torching so much of the Pacific rim, needed to be stopped. And there was no fiercely effective UN (hah!) to somehow make them do so through angry letters and corrupt sanctions. Every minute that the Japanese continued with that campaign, untold thousands of people died. You clearly think it's rude to stop them using violence, but you are spectacularly silent on just what method you think would have actually worked more quickly, and with fewer deaths.

    We wanted mass carnage and devastation.

    Has your shrink ever talked to you about "projection?" Regardless, we DID want devastation, in the two limited places where we deployed

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  54. Re:Your are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We really don't want the people who take care of our nuclear arsenal to get confused about their inventory. From: 1337_104d3r@fortbrag.gov
    To: new.guy@fortbrag.gov

    Dude, I toldya five times already... the live ones are coded OMGWTFBBQ, and the fakies are ROFLCOPTER.

    Quit fucking up or I'll suspend your ass with pay.

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