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Air Force Mistakenly Transports Live Nukes Across America

kernel panic attack writes "Surely the late Stanley Kubrick is somewhere smiling at this one. Forbes.com has a story about a B-52 Bomber that mistakenly flew 6-nuclear tipped cruise missles across several states last week. The 3-hour flight took the plane from Minot Air Force Base, N.D, to Barksdale Air Force Base, La., on Aug. 30. The incident was so serious that President Bush and Defense Secretary Robert Gates were quickly informed and Gates has asked for daily briefings on the Air Force probe, said Defense Department press secretary Geoff Morrell."

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  1. We got some flyin' to do by GoatRavisher · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do.

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    1. Re:We got some flyin' to do by blugu64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

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    2. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you think it is cute, have a look at the story at Booman Tribune http://www.boomantribune.com/story/2007/9/5/171126 /7241 It aint funny, and it aint a mistake.

    3. Re:We got some flyin' to do by LuNa7ic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So flying over other countries with nukes on board is okay, but its not back home?

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    4. Re:We got some flyin' to do by afaik_ianal · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Keep in mind, they weren't just flying them as cargo: They were flying with them attached to the wing. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's not something the US has done anywhere in the world for decades.

    5. Re:We got some flyin' to do by lgw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So flying over other countries with nukes on board is okay, but its not back home? That's pretty much the entire purpose of a weapon: to create an important distinction between the one doing the pointing and the one being pointed at.
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    6. Re:We got some flyin' to do by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny
      Interesting article, and given that the consensus elsewhere is that it would be impossible to "accidentally" move the nukes without higher approval, it looks believable. I'm wondering if they weren't intended to be used as a frame-up?
      1. Fire nuke-tipped but partially disabled (chemical explosion only) cruise missiles at centrifuge sites in Iran
      2. Follow up with the other 1,200 missiles
      3. Find weapons grade material scattered around centrifuge sites
      4. ?????
      5. Profit!
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    7. Re:We got some flyin' to do by arivanov · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You have no idea how close you are from the truth. And the truth is that cold war is back with a vengeance.

      Russians have dusted off their Bears and Backfires and are sending them on patrol loaded with cruise missiles, so does the USA. As it is in these cases it is an open question who started first. The Russians are saying the that the Americans did, the Americans are saying that the Russians did it.

      Anyway, it is all irrelevant now as both sides are happily dusting off their toys to show them off. As a result nukes that have stayed in storage for the last 17+ years are now out and about being loaded and unloaded on patrol bombers. This is all done by staff that has done this only as a training exercise and has never had to do it for real. It was only a matter of time until they were loaded on the wrong bomber which is most likely what happened here. Thanks god the bomber in question did not do any test firing.

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    8. Re:We got some flyin' to do by New+Number+Order · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb...

      The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!...

      Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country...

      Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?...

    9. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Kjella · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thanks god the bomber in question did not do any test firing.

      You're trying to tell me there's *not* any special nuke release codes, just fire and forget like a regular missile? I think not. What is scary is if one of these were to "disappear", so that someone can rig/replace the detonator. That'd save you about 99% of the work of building one yourself

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    10. Re:We got some flyin' to do by kestasjk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Keep in mind, they weren't just flying them as cargo: They were flying with them attached to the wing. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's not something the US has done anywhere in the world for decades. It's true that they haven't done that for decades. They stopped flying nukes around on the wing in 1991 when there was an accident and they were deemed an unnecessary risk.

      That having been said, they weren't in a condition that they would of detonated if the plane had crashed; the worst would of been a radiation leak that could of been cleaned up. The military has egg on their face but no-one was put in danger.
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    11. Re:We got some flyin' to do by iphayd · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is apparent that you didn't RTFA. (Yes, I know this is Slashdot, but you didn't even skim it)

      These nukes were enroute to be decommissioned. As in destroyed. The problem wasn't that they were on the wing. The problem was that someone didn't remove the warheads from them first. This was not about dusting off the weapons, this is about dusting the weapons.

    12. Re:We got some flyin' to do by marcello_dl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thanks god the bomber in question did not do any test firing.

      Yep, it's too early to blame the explosion on Iran :D

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    13. Re:We got some flyin' to do by arivanov · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I am aware that the warhead would have most likely failed to arm. In fact it should fail to arm without a code. I do not know to what extent this would have prevented firing the missile and spilling a significant quantity of plutonium around whatever it has hit. Details like this and the actual level of integration between the missile avionics and the warhead are most likely classified.

      Similarly, I do not know if you can simply dump it either if it refuses to fire. The latter AFAIK is standard practice - if something has refused to work properly unless you have a very good reason you do not try to land with it.

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    14. Re:We got some flyin' to do by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      Commander Taco *is* a bioweapon. Anthrax doesn't even approach his spice levels.

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    15. Re:We got some flyin' to do by RDW · · Score: 4, Funny

      'Is there any special circuitry that says THIS ACTION REQUIRES THE HIGHEST AUTHORIZATION?'

      I think the menu looks like this:

      (1) CONVENTIONAL WARHEAD - press any key to fire.

      (2) NUCLEAR WARHEAD - enter 4-digit PIN.

      (3) SONY LITHIUM-ION BATTERY - DIRECT PRESIDENTIAL AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED! UNAUTHORIZED DEPLOYMENT OF WMDs IS A CAPITAL OFFENCE!

    16. Re:We got some flyin' to do by BakaHoushi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know, Dr. Strangelove references aside... This does prove my hypothesis:

      To err is human. To really fuck up, you need to work for the government.

      Honestly, the Average Joe can get in trouble with the law for driving 47 miles per hour in a 45 mph zone.

      But this? "Whoops. Looks like I accidentally put nuclear bombs in my plane." Did they ever figure out whose fault this was? I'm just trying to figure out if he'll be fired (low level employee) or given a Congressional medal (high ranking official).

    17. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Though the Russians are attempting to get back in the game, it is China who's fueling the Russians military machine now. China may be a challenge from a military standpoint, but not yet. It's cheaper and safer to fund the Russians and stay on the side lines.

      The question is did the Cold War really suck. Sure it did in some areas, but was it good for the world? Third World Countries kept inline based upon alignment, and every Govt around the world had a 'fear' that they could hold over their residents. Yeah, that kind of sucks.

      WWIII is inevitable, it's just a matter of time and who the primary combatants are. Personally, I see a battle between the borders of China and Russia for natural resources when the time comes. That should kick things off nicely around the globe.

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    18. Re:We got some flyin' to do by StarfishOne · · Score: 4, Funny

      The spice expands consciousness~ ^_^

    19. Re:We got some flyin' to do by volpe · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's "have". Would have detonated. Would have been a radiation leak.

    20. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 2, Informative

      I read somewhere that at least one officer has been canned over this.

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    21. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The base commanding officer was fired. The team that loaded the weapons was "decertified" for weapons loading, apparently meaning that they keep their jobs, but will be re-trained.

      Hard to guess what will happen when the investigation is done.

    22. Re:We got some flyin' to do by mikael · · Score: 4, Funny

      To me it sounds like silo-rattling to scare certain middle-eastern countries.

      Otherwise they have two piles of missiles - one with big happy smiley faces with "just kidding" written alongside, and the other with a big red unhappy face with "0wned!" alongside.

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    23. Re:We got some flyin' to do by innerweb · · Score: 5, Informative

      No matter where they flew them, this was a violation of nuclear handling procedures. I had to deal with these rules many years ago. This kind of screw up is a career ending move.

      As much as people like to make fun of the military, there are some things the military does that it takes extremely seriously, and generally has a relatively excellent track record with. Handling nuclear weapons is one of them. Having nuclear weapons somewhere they are not supposed to be scares the military. They could fall into the wrong hands, they could cause an accident (bad publicity not needed), all kinds of issues. Then there are very stringent laws on handling nukes. Stuff you can go to jail for violating.

      Maybe there was never any danger of a nuclear explosion, but there was a temporary loss of control of nuclear weapons. Someone caused (by accident, oversight, misinformation, etc.) nuclear weapons to be loaded on a plane and then flown somewhere they are not supposed to be. Each nuclear weapon has a location it is supposed to be in. They may change where from day to day, but by the will of the military they will be in that place. Nukes are not treated the same way as so many other comparatively unimportant items (like toilet seats).

      So, whether the potential was there or not for some serious explosion (it was not), there is a very serious breach of handling which in the military will be treated seriously. Yeah, flying over US air space is a big no-no, but the bigger no-no was a temporary misplacement of nuclear weapons. That is huge in military terms.

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    24. Re:We got some flyin' to do by monomania · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the other point that is being put forward -- that they wouldn't have detonated in case of a crash etc. -- is pretty irrelevant to the severity of the issue. What we have is a situation where a number of live warheads were temporarily misplaced, within the borders of the United States. That's scary.

    25. Re:We got some flyin' to do by menos · · Score: 3, Informative

      B-52's do indeed have hardpoints on their wings for ordnance.

      Check the following page on Wikipedia for an example.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:B-52H_prepares_ to_refuel_over_Afghanistan.jpg

    26. Re:We got some flyin' to do by jimstapleton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To err is human. To really fuck up, you need to work for the government.


      You've not seen the commercial sector much, have you?

      Honestly, while this is bad, and the nuclear debris from the missles would have been a pain had the plane crashed, it's not what I would call a royal fuckup. You are more likely to win the lottery twice in a row than it would be for those bombs to go off if the plane crashed (nuclear warheads, are delicate, even if made from plutonium, and if those are uranium warheads, they are even more so).

      Regardless, another three good disproofs to your comment:
      Sony. Microsoft. Apple.

      Each of these companies had screwed up royally. One took decades to recover.
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    27. Re:We got some flyin' to do by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know if the one in the link has been recovered (it was the only one that I remember that wasn't classified), but it has been sitting in the mud off the coast of Georgia for about 50 years. Well, that explains one of the red states.
    28. Re:We got some flyin' to do by hamburger+lady · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Regardless, another three good disproofs to your comment:
      Sony. Microsoft. Apple.

      Each of these companies had screwed up royally. One took decades to recover.


      those are weak. i got two words for you: Union Carbide.

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    29. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Ash+Vince · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cruise missiles are either in the hold if being transported as cargo, or in this case slung under the wing on pylons ready for launching at some poor schmuck.

      We used to have B52's permanently flying above Iraq with a selection of cruise missiles armed and ready (but non-nuclear tipped) so that a commander on the ground can ask for a particular buidling to disappear and it will do so very quickly. The order is imediately relayed to a controller who programs the missile with the co-ordinates and then launches. Since the B52 was already in the air above the target zone with a number of these things on board the time from request to detonation is alot shorter than if they were launched from a ship in the Gulf.

      The big difference in this case is that these were nuclear tipped so would have made a much bigger bang.

      The big question to my mind though is how this happened by accident? Was this a training flight where there was never any intention of launching or was the plane about to go on a sortie but some mistake on the ground meant they got given the wrong payload and the plane was in the air before this was realised.

      I suppose the other option is that it was reaction to a nuclear armed bomber taking off from Russia at the same time (They have resumed these flights again recently) and the pentagon not wanting to take any chances / make a point. Although if this is the case I would rather not think about it.

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    30. Re:We got some flyin' to do by bhsurfer · · Score: 2, Funny

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    31. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 2, Funny
    32. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Find weapons grade material scattered around centrifuge sites

      Of course that weapons grade material would be traced back to the reactor in the United States that made it in the first place, thus rendering your conspiracy theory moot. Any halfway advanced nuclear power (think, the US, Russia, UK, France, Israel, etc) can tell from the isotopes of the material where and when it was produced.

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    33. Re:We got some flyin' to do by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 4, Informative
      Russians have dusted off their Bears and Backfires and are sending them on patrol loaded with cruise missiles

      Well I was in the Airforce for 20 years. Ten of which was spent maintaining avionics on a B-52. And there is a huge difference between standard cruise missiles and nukes. Those nukes by treaty and national directives aren't supposed to fly anywhere unless there is direct national authority. Meaning President, Vice President,joint chiefs etc.

      During the cold war, there was a lot of worry about this type of thing. Each bomber base has an alert facility. That is where the crews wait for what they hope will never come. Well most of them, hope that! There are secret sicko's in every group. There are checklists upon checklists. No enlisted person can work alone on an aircraft, there most be 2 people in view of each other at all times. Each has to have knowledge of the task to recognize when the other is deviating. Inside the aircraft cockpit in addition to the 2 maintenance, you have to have 2 officers both cockpit certified. If you notice something isn't right you stop the task. If your not sure if you trust the other guy, you radio in a 'helping hand'. You both will then spend time spread eagle on the tarmac with a gun pointed at you.

      To work on nuclear weapons system, you are subject to the 'personal reliability program' , this means you can lose certification for drinking too much, divorce proceedings etc. Anything where your supervisor or commander believes you might not be thinking about the task at hand. Its non punitive, you can also be temporarily de-certified for a tooth extraction. What seems to me happened here is someone removed that aircraft from alert status and did not notify every one in the checklist. The aircraft munitions didn't get unloaded. This is a major screw up.

    34. Re:We got some flyin' to do by LWATCDR · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "This kind of screw up is a career ending move."
      That is probably the best outcome. Can you say dereliction of duty? I would bet that people are going to facing jail time for this one. Your right when it comes to special weapons the military really doesn't play around.
      I just wonder what poor enlisted guy at Barksdale thought when he found out they still had the warheads. That must have been an oh crap moment. If you don't raise the alarm fast enough your in deep trouble. If you are wrong you are in deep trouble. Is there even a protocal for dealing with that kind of a mistake? Kind of a man I hope I am right but I really wish I am wrong moment.

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    35. Re:We got some flyin' to do by antdude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I'm just trying to figure out if he'll be fired (low level employee) or given a Congressional medal (high ranking official)."

      It could be a she too. :P

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    36. Re:We got some flyin' to do by sgtrock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And you neither (a) RTFA or (b) bothered to read /any/ of the links that others have posted showing you are wrong. In addition, you clearly don't know anything about just how small nuclear munitions can be made. The Army used to have nuclear artillery rounds, for heaven's sake!

    37. Re:We got some flyin' to do by flappinbooger · · Score: 4, Funny

      silo rattling, like for instance -

      "Golly Gee, We've got SO STINKING MANY nukes around here we can't keep 'em all straight. They're just laying around! I've got one in my desk drawer, and another in my trunk. I took one home for my kids to play with. They're in VENDING MACHINES over here! Sometimes we just strap 'em on our planes and fly around for kicks! Don't make us nervous, cuz, we might accidentally shoot off a rocket, and it might have a nuke on it. We're good at that, you know, shooting off rockets..."

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    38. Re:We got some flyin' to do by RockoTDF · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, it was the munitions squadron commander that was sacked. On any base there are several squadrons (Fighters, bombers, etc depending on the type of base) and then there are support squadrons such as logistics, supply, etc. It makes more sense as ultimately his squadron was the one responsible for getting the live nukes out for decommissioning and put them in the wrong place which resulted in them being loaded on the B52. Having said this, the crew that loaded the munitions on the B52 would be a part of the Bombardment squadron and this will be a huge black mark on the careers of all parties involved.

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    39. Re:We got some flyin' to do by TechNit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The B-52H Model has two external pylon connect points. Each is located between the internal engine nacelle and the body of the plane. These pylon attach points can hold one pylon each. Said pylon can carry 6 cruise missiles each - nuke or conventional. The B-52H can also carry cruise missiles on an internal rotary launcher that can carry a total of 8 cruise missiles. So fully armed a B-52H can wreak havoc upon the world...

      Having spent 4 years as a weapons technician on B-52's I have the creds to know the facts. I also KNOW that there is VERY LITTLE that is more CONTROLLED in the USAF than a nuclear weapon. How this was allowed to happen boggles my mind. The command & control system truly FAILED here and THAT scares the hell outa me.....

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    40. Re:We got some flyin' to do by mfrank · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Enron did something worse than gas a thousand people to death?

  2. So how many weapons were involved? by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some news sources say five, some say six.

    I know what you're thinking. 'Did they lose six warheads or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

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    1. Re:So how many weapons were involved? by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's was six, but one of them was released from the bombbay, ridden by a crazed cowboy Major.

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    2. Re:So how many weapons were involved? by the_tsi · · Score: 5, Funny

      The game's up, President. There are no more missiles left on that plane.

      Oh, c'mon, you don't expect me to fall for that old trick.

      It's not a trick! There was one launched at Mr. Body in the study, two for the chandelier, two at the lounge door, and one for the singing telegram.

      That's not six.

      One plus two plus two plus one.

      Uh-uh. There was only one nuke that got the chandelier. That one plus two plus ONE plus one.

      Even if you're right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.

      Alright, fine, one plus two plus one..........SHUT-UP!

  3. Ze puns, zey do nothing! by j_presper_eckert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, how's that rigorous nuclear oversight working out for you?

    Wrong branch of the service, but if Admiral Hyman Rickover were still alive he'd be shitting cinderblocks when he heard about this fiasco. I'm still not sure whether to laugh or cry.

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    1. Re:Ze puns, zey do nothing! by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, how's that rigorous nuclear oversight working out for you?

      Pretty damm good actually - you note the problem was caught did you not? The system isn't designed to be 100% perfect with never a mistake, the system is designed to be 100% certain that mistakes are caught before they become Very Very Serious.
       
      Yeah, this should not have happened without some pretty serious bungling somewhere, and it is pretty serious - but ultimately the system worked as designed and the triple check caught what the double check missed.
       
      (Yes, I am a former nuclear weaponeer.)
  4. While somebody in Ramstein by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

    is still waiting for their baggage to show up.

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  5. We have 3 options here by tx_kanuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We can drive the nukes across the country, we can throw them on a train, or we can fly them. Personally, I'm much happier knowing they are being flown places then being sent via ground. I don't care how many safe guards are in place to prevent the weapons going off accidentally, there is always the risk of a crash sending radioactive material all over the place (not an explosion, but a leak). At least in the air the material is safer from accidents (how many air-to-air collisions are there?), and a plane can always find the most depopulated areas to fly over. Trucks and trains don't have that option.

    Or maybe that's just me.

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    1. Re:We have 3 options here by sqrt(2) · · Score: 5, Informative

      From the CNN story, "The crew was unaware that the plane was carrying nuclear weapons, the officials said, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the extraordinary sensitivity and security surrounding the case."

      Hard to take special safety measures when you're not even aware of what you're carrying.

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    2. Re:We have 3 options here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      the current design of warhead isn't as sensitive as one might think. all of the warheads operate on a timer or an altimeter, meaning they're not sensitive to being banged around. the warheads are packaged well enough to be able to withstand all kinds of impacts, temperature variations, etc. without detonating or releasing nuclear material. they've literally spent billions of dollars of thinking of every possible situation and tried to safeguard for it if it's in anyway possible.

      believe me when i say that the engineers making these things had safety as the first priority, and after all of those considerations were taken care of, payload. after all, it doesn't matter how big a boom you've got if it doesn't get there and go off when you want it to!

      as a side note, it's amazing the info that wikipedia has on our current generation of nukes! for instance, did you know that the spherical shape has been dropped in favor of an ovoid package?

    3. Re:We have 3 options here by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This also sounds suspicious. The plane's systems know when a real warhead is on the missile verses a dummy warhead. The only way that the electronics on the plane would not know that a real warhead was on the missile is if the missile was not properly connected to the plane. Something doesn't add up.

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    4. Re:We have 3 options here by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      "a plane can always find the most depopulated areas to fly over. Trucks and trains don't have that option."

      They could always create a new depopulated area to drive through...

    5. Re:We have 3 options here by evilviper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We can drive the nukes across the country, we can throw them on a train, or we can fly them.

      OR WE CAN LEAVE THEM WHERE THEY ARE.

      They weren't supposed to be transported to begin with. You obviously didn't bother to RTFA at all.

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    6. Re:We have 3 options here by sqrt(2) · · Score: 2, Informative

      The B-52 is a ship of Theseus. It may be a 50 year old aircraft, but nearly everything in it has been replaced and retrofitted several times. The avionics and weapon systems are completely modern.

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    7. Re:We have 3 options here by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nuclear warheads are not mated to missile boosters and then mounted on bombers for transport to be decommissioned. If they were going to be transported for decommissioning then they would have been disassembled and packed.

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    8. Re:We have 3 options here by jjohnson · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Barksdale, where they landed, is in fact where bombing missions in the Middle East are staged out of. Politerati can't decide whether this was a real leak by a concerned officer who wanted people to know that the U.S. was staging nukes for Iran; or a deliberate leak by the Bush Administration so that Iran would know.

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    9. Re:We have 3 options here by vought · · Score: 3, Informative

      Right, because a B-52 is state of the art.


      Practically everything but the airframe and engines is new in those jets - and some systems on the B-52 are more modern than those on the B-1 and B-2 bombers.

      There's a nice list and diagram on this page outlining some of the upgrades to keep the B-52 effective, despite its large radar cross section. If Congress ever lets Boeing upgrade the engines, (4xCFM-56, last time I heard) it'll be able to fly farther on less fuel and with less maintenance, too.

      The B-52 is quite state of the art - nothing quite compares, except for maybe stuffing the latest computer hardware inside of an original IBM XT case.

    10. Re:We have 3 options here by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 5, Funny

      B-52s are an evolving aircraft Does George Bush know about them? I can't imagine he'd be too happy if he did.
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    11. Re:We have 3 options here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was reading this thread, for entertainment. Then I read this comment and my skin crawled.

    12. Re:We have 3 options here by Gazzonyx · · Score: 2

      Glad I'm not the only one. I think I'll be going to have a cold one now.

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    13. Re:We have 3 options here by modecx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm with you on this one. I was listening to the news earlier and I was thinking the exact same thing.

      However, I seriously doubt that nuclear weapons are staged in such a way, so it doesn't make sense that an officer would be worried about the use of the weapons. Secondly, I doubt that it's so easy to get a nuke on a plane that one can mistake a rack of nukes for a rack of anything else, so it was probably loaded by order; however, a hypothetical officer may be worried about leadership decisions that led the bombs to be put on the plan, and thought that the only way around the situation was to go to the press, otherwise an unsuitable leader would remain in a position of power, and the incident would be swept under the Air Force rug. That's plausible assessment.

      This really does smell more like a political leak. The thing that bothers me most is that I'm not sure what end it's supposed to achieve.

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    14. Re:We have 3 options here by devnulljapan · · Score: 3, Funny
      We can drive the nukes across the country, we can throw them on a train, or we can fly them.

      Hey, Sam-I-Am, You forgot:
      put them in a box,
      pack them with a fox.
      keep them in a house,
      keep them with a mouse.
      store those nukes here or there.
      store those nukes anywhere.
      I do not like that Sam-I-Am.

    15. Re:We have 3 options here by jamstar7 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Relatively few people will refer to a B-52 as a "cargo bird" except in certain rather niche circles.

      Interesting thing is, the B-52 was designed to carry a nuclear payload. Just, not as cruise missiles, and the B-52 upgrades were mostly conversions to carry conventional payloads after the Titan missiles were developed.

      Considering what an ex-Chair Force buddy tells me about life at 'Mindrot', I'm surprised this hasn't happened before...

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    16. Re:We have 3 options here by megaditto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not quite. The design specs were to prevent accidental detonation of a single nuke. It was never really considered that an accident could involve multiple nukes in a tight space, in close proximity to each-other.
      In other words, the first five might fail by themselves without detonation, but those first five could possibly provide enough neutron flux for the sixth to go off in a big way.

      There are shitloads of ways of achieve criticality once you have multiple nuclear devices banging around. See some examples here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticality_accident

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    17. Re:We have 3 options here by dreadclown · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's OK, it's intelligent design.

    18. Re:We have 3 options here by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Informative

      Those are the most advanced CPUs available that are certified to work in a rad-hard environment. You don't want some £30-from-dabs.com SiS motherboard and overclocked Athlon here, unless you want your glass cockpit to die randomly.

    19. Re:We have 3 options here by Plutonite · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You have good reason for it to crawl. From the BBC coverage:

      [quote] (Retired Air Force Major General)Shepperd said the United States had agreed in a Cold War-era treaty not to fly nuclear weapons. "It appears that what happened was this treaty agreement was violated," he said.

      The warheads should have been removed from the missiles before they were attached to the B-52 bomber, according to military officials.[/quote]

      So right away you can tell that a cover-up is happening, because decommissioned warheads would not be fixed on cruise missile tips and flown to the base where mideast bombings are staged. It is very possible that both US and Russia violate their agreements in secret, so that part is not a major issue IMHO. But something very unfunny is going on.

    20. Re:We have 3 options here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    21. Re:We have 3 options here by bcmm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's true that dropping, setting fire to, shooting, etc. cannot cause a nuclear weapon to detonate properly (i.e. actually fission), but that isn't the only really bad thing that can happen.

      If the nuke hit the ground hard (for example was simply dropped off the plane), the missile's fuel would surely catch fire. That could easily set off the explosives which are supposed to detonate the nuke. It wouldn't be coordinated enough to actually cause a nuclear explosion, but it would instead very effectively pulverise the radioactive material and put it into the air. That's what we call a dirty bomb, and currently obsess about terrorists building.

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    22. Re:We have 3 options here by jimhill · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nonsense. Safety analysis of multiple weapons in an accident scenario has been part and parcel of nuclear safety since nukes got small enough to put more than one on a delivery vehicle. I spent the first 8 years of my career at Los Alamos doing just that. What Tom Clancy novel did you get your assertion from?

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    23. Re:We have 3 options here by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Funny

      They weren't supposed to be transported to begin with.

      Why would you put something not supposed to be transported on the tip of a cruise missile?

      Sheesh. The military mind.

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  6. Three and a half hours is a long time by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is amazing is that the weapons made it all the way to Texas without Minot AFB missing them. Without going into details, I can say from experience that the US nuclear warheads are very closely tracked. Before this, I would have said it would be impossible for the base to lose track of them for even a few minutes, much less three and a half hours, and then have to be told by Barksdale that they were on the B52 when it arrived. The thing about the munitions crew being decertified until the investigation is finished is a miss direction. The airmen who load the planes don't make the decisions. And (unless things have changed significantly since I was in the USAF) they would not be able to get the warheads to load without a great deal of security and authorization. You don't just go and pick those things up when you want to. More likely, someone got plane ids or missile serial numbers mixed up on the wok orders. Anyway, it will be interesting to see what went wrong.

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    1. Re:Three and a half hours is a long time by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Informative

      The airmen who load the planes don't make the decisions.

      Absolutely true, something went wrong a lot deeper than the crew that loaded the missiles. But they should have picked up on something being wrong. Their Commander was rightfully relieved of his command.

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    2. Re:Three and a half hours is a long time by 0xC2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The crew members will all die early and mysterious deaths within 5 or 6 years. I've got to finish wallpapering my apartment in aluminum foil now...

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    3. Re:Three and a half hours is a long time by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe they were running CAMS on Windows Millenium Edition.

    4. Re:Three and a half hours is a long time by Xonstantine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might want to fasten that tinfoil a little tighter. The US doesn't have to "pre-position" nukes. The B52's were designed to be launched from the middle of the United States and fly to the other side of the globe to open up some canned sunshine.

    5. Re:Three and a half hours is a long time by toxic666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly right. Big screw up, yes. Dangerous situation, no.

      I'm not sure why the media has pumped this up like they were Broken Arrows. BUFF crews have been carrying nukes for decades, live and ready for delivery, without incident. It's not like the act of flying them over American territory was dangerous. I lived on the end of a SAC runway during the Cold War and those contrails weren't all passenger flights. But the mistake of having live loads on a BUFF was a paper-pusher nightmare that breached security and possibly treaty agreements.

      Some O's just got a quick exit from the USAF.

    6. Re:Three and a half hours is a long time by tftp · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Here is a cheerful thought for you. What if the ground crew didn't pay attention to live nukes because they were loading them day and night for, say, last two weeks?

      As a more qualified poster indicated, it is unthinkable that the nuclear warheads would be even stored where any soldier can drive a forklift in, pick up a few crates and cart them out. James Bond movies are not a guide, I know, but don't they *lock the doors* for example, with keys stored in locked safes of base's big brass, and with two or three keys needed together to unlock? If the storage was open (by who? a lowly ground crewman can't do that, I hope!) and accessible (like no armed guard at the doors?) then the weapons were supposed to be moved, despite what the official line is, and the fsckup is just that they were loaded on a wrong plane. That is not very encouraging.

    7. Re:Three and a half hours is a long time by Detritus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I once saw a Navy weapons storage facility where many of the bunkers had their doors blocked with 20,000 pound blocks of concrete. You needed a big crane to remove the block before you could open the door of the bunker. Official policy was to neither confirm or deny the presence of nuclear weapons, but most people assumed that they were being stored there. This was back when the Navy still had tactical nukes.

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  7. How do we keep track of our weapons? by slashqwerty · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's not good when we can't keep track of our own nuclear weapons. How are we supposed to keep them out of the hands of our enemies or ensure they're not used for training missions? They even mounted the things on the wings!

    I would hope we would have protocols in place that would ensure we never lose track of any nuclear weapon. If a nuclear weapon were detonated in a U.S. city how could we verify it wasn't our bomb if we can't keep track of where our weapons are?

    1. Re:How do we keep track of our weapons? by dwater · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > If a nuclear weapon were detonated in a U.S. city how could we verify it wasn't our bomb if we can't keep track of where our weapons are?

      Now *that's* +5 Funny.

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    2. Re:How do we keep track of our weapons? by vought · · Score: 5, Informative

      If a nuclear weapon were detonated in a U.S. city how could we verify it wasn't our bomb if we can't keep track of where our weapons are? By their distinct isotropic signature.

      We can tell U.S. Plutonium from Soviet Plutonium from Chinese Plutonium. Rather easily, I gather.
  8. I don't think that's the problem by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Informative

    The problem was, they didn't know the nukes were on board. It may or may not make sense to fly instead of drive them, but you have to agree that transporting nukes without knowing the nature of your cargo is a pretty dicey business.

    1. Re:I don't think that's the problem by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 3, Funny

      Right because its usually Standard procedure to crash a plane loaded with normal cruise missiles? Or perhaps the plane might get called into active duty in mid flight and deploy its weaponry? or the crew normally sells half of the inventory to the first shady looking guy standing next to the fence of the airport when they land?

      What extra precautions would you advise someone carrying nukes as opposed to conventional weapons?

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    2. Re:I don't think that's the problem by emjoi_gently · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not obvious to you?
      You've GOT to know where these things are always.

      You can't accidentally stick them on some transport.

      If anything deserves a tonne of Red Tape and Bureaucracy, it's the storage and movement of Nukes. Surely.

    3. Re:I don't think that's the problem by tftp · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I do not know what is mandated for handling nuclear weapons, but common sense dictates at least this:

      • Exact and correct paperwork confirming orders to handle the material
      • People trained to do the job, machinery certified for the same
      • Armed guard at every point where the material can be accessed
      • Route planning to avoid flying over highly populated areas
      • Fighter escort, if flying of the material is chosen

      But basically at some levels of security a single person is not even allowed to handle the materials. During the Wen Ho Lee case it was published that vaults at the lab could be visited, and worked in, only by two people checking actions of each other. This is reasonable, and that's why (as I read) control rooms of ICBMs were manned by not less than two people who both must agree to launch, and on submarines a similar system is also in effect.

      But in this case a bunch of nuclear weapons - which were not meant to be sent anywhere - was given to a group of people who were specially trained to work as one person, to fly like one person, to know each other and so on - to be efficient in what they do. Unless that was a random crew, which I doubt. If there was no oversight of the actions of that single, cohesive group then they could have flown the weapons anywhere, sold them to Osama, and crossed the Mexican border before anyone would have realized what happened. I of course believe that the flight crew is honest, and so it apparently is, but they *could* - and in this business, when Osama is ready to pay *anything* for a nuke - the society simply shouldn't take such an unnecessary risk. These nukes, if taken apart and reassembled by Osama's technicians, could easily start the World War III. I don't even know what would be worse to the USA - terrorists exploding a warhead in New York or exploding it in Mecca, or in New Delhi, or anywhere when a spark (of this proportion) can cause a world wide attack on everything american.

    4. Re:I don't think that's the problem by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 2, Informative
      There are drastically different protocols for emergency situations based on the type of ordinance being carried.

      Was a loadmaster a lifetime ago.

  9. Re:Why is this even a story? by slashqwerty · · Score: 5, Informative
    Yes, we possess tens of thousands of nuclear weapons, and yes they get transported sometimes. So what?

    We are supposed to know where the weapons are at all times. They were not supposed to be transported. The Air Force was supposed to transport some conventional cruise missiles.

  10. Terrorist.....who???? by 3seas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First of all you have to wonder how it is that the media gets such a story and second of all how they are allowed to tell it.

    Doesn't this matter equate to national security, or is national security more a spam and IP issue?

    Certainly Homeland security has to be in on this information????

    But again, how is it that the media are even allowed to find out about such an insident?

    Maybe the US government wanted them to media it, in order to commit more terrorism....

    Now maybe someone will flamebait mod me down but seriously, how does the media find out about what
    would otherwise be considered a typical US military plane flight? Did the plane accidently have a big "warheads on board" sign stuck on the side of it?

    1. Re:Terrorist.....who???? by dwater · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is a common tactic to tell a story that makes you look bad in order to cover up the real story that is even worse.

      What do you think could be the worse story?

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    2. Re:Terrorist.....who???? by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you prefer not knowing what your government is doing, I suggest relocating to one of these locations: China, Vietnam, Burma...


      The thing is that this is pretty much exactly the sort of thing that should be kept confidential.

      I wholeheartedly agree that it's the duty of a democratic government to be as transparent as possible, and to disclose as much as it can on its inner workings to the public.

      HOWEVER, information on the whereabouts and transportation of nuclear warheads is at the top of a very short list of things that should unequivocally be kept as a closely guarded state secret no matter what.

      The risks of releasing that sort of information staggeringly outweigh the benefits if there even are any.
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    3. Re:Terrorist.....who???? by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First of all you have to wonder how it is that the media gets such a story and second of all how they are allowed to tell it.

      Doesn't this matter equate to national security

      Incompetant clowns losing track of weapons is a national security issue - and the information getting out makes it more likely that they will be dealt with properly instead of having an unblemished record and a string of secret disasters. A free press assists national security.

      Consider Oliver North. The fact that he was stealing a lot of money and goods for personal use (eg. airconditioned his house) was also a secret. If the facts of his case had not come out there could have been a long string of incidents of petty crime and outright treason.

    4. Re:Terrorist.....who???? by Provocateur · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you think could be the worse story?

      That the pilot was wearing adult diapers in her cross country flight in a last ditch attempt at reuniting with an old flame? And that she would use 'whatever she had onboard' to win him back?

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  11. Re:Why is this even a story? by Leuf · · Score: 2, Informative

    You don't think that a B-52 can take off with six nuclear missiles when it isn't supposed to is a big deal?

    I'm confused as to the details here. It says the "missiles" were being decommissioned. Is that the missile itself or the warhead? If it's the missile, first off why the hell are we decommissioning cruise missiles, and second how did the pilots not notice the nuclear warheads on the missiles they were carrying when they did their preflight inspection? If it was the warheads, then it would seem like someone further up the chain is to blame and the crews were just following orders.

  12. Re:B-52? by jamesborr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, the B-52's have only been around since the early 50's ;-), and are currently scheduled to be front-line heavy/strategic bombers until 2040 -- so another 30+ years.

  13. Mistakenly? by Barnoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How exactly does one mistakenly mount nuclear weapons on a plain? Is it like the stack on the left is the fake ones, and the one on the right the real nukes? I was hoping that nuclear weapons are somewhat more securely stored.

    Considering the logistical and safety related problems when transporting those weapons on the ground, could it be that they intentionally moved the weapons and now that the news got wind of the story call it a mistake?

    1. Re:Mistakenly? by skeeto · · Score: 5, Funny

      How exactly does one mistakenly mount nuclear weapons on a plain?

      Because it is easier than mounting nuclear weapons on a prairie?

    2. Re:Mistakenly? by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Funny

      How exactly does one mistakenly mount nuclear weapons on a plain?
      Well, the military aren't exactly known for their intelligence... In fact, that's why there's a special branch of the armed forces called military intelligence. They do the thinking for everybody, but on that day Larry was on the can, Curly had to check on some frying sausages in the kitchen, and Moe was briefing the president via webcam on the situation in Nicaragua and this was taking a little... longer... than it should.
    3. Re:Mistakenly? by Kelz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine the crew's reaction when they found out after landing!

      "Enough is ENOUGH! I have HAD it with these MOTHERFUCKING NUKES on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"

      Funny-point farming aside... this scares the living shit out of me. The fact that we were TOLD means that either the people in charge of locking this shit down are incompetent (scary), or it was leaked to cover up for something even worse (scarier).

    4. Re:Mistakenly? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      (disclaimer: I was a USAF armament specialist for most of 2 decades)
      They weren't mistakenly mounted. It was a deliberate flight from Minot to Barksdale, with missiles on the wing, just as planned. The issue is that the missile bodies, which were supposed to be empty, weren't empty.

      But no, we didn't almost nuke ourselves. USAF aircraft are never accidentally loaded with nukes. There is no way for a single load crew to do it, nor a single aircrew to cause it to be loaded. And as far as an accidental nuclear explosion. I won't use the word "impossble". But its as close to that as you can imagine.

      The problem here lies not with the load crew, the crew chief, nor even the pilots. There is no way to tell, by looking at the outside, whether the warhead is inside or not. And it is none of those peoples responsibility to ensure that it is or isn't. In fact, they don't have the clearance in to the backshop where such operations are performed. The breakdown came somewhere earlier in the chain.

      The pilots were told to take 6 empty missile bodies from Minot to Barksdale for eventual destruction. They get to the aircraft, lo and behold, 6 missiles on the wing. All is good.

      Earlier that day, a load crew was tasked to load 6 ostensibly empty missile bodies onto Aircraft XYZ. The delivery crew brought out the correct 6 supposedly empty missiles. And the exact same custody and handoff procedures are used for empty missiles as well as those with warheads.

      So the delivery crew brings them out, the load crew loads them and then turns the aircraft over to the crew chief and aircrew. Everything checks out as it should.

      Off they go to Barksdale.

      The missile shop, for whatever reason, did not remove the warheads from the missiles identified for destruction.

      The relevant questions are:
      Did they mistakenly not remove the warheads? Major screwup, as they were now missing 6 warheads)
      Or did they knowingly leave the warheads in, under the mistaken assumption that the complete missiles were to be destroyed?

      Either way, many heads will roll. Some already have.

  14. Re:B-52? by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Technically, 1955 would be cold war era. But, they are just a good reliable design. They haul stuff alright, like carpet bombs for the Afganistan mountains and later in Iraq with percision guided munitions among other things. These old workhorses still make great warhorses, with proper modification. The Airforce expects to keep them inservice to about 2040, the longest design lifespan for any plane ever. And as a taxpay, I for one (continue to) welcome our superbly designed BUFF overlords.

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  15. uh oh? by wordsnyc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ex-CIA agent Larry Johnson has a different take on this incident:

    http://tpmcafe.com/blog/coffeehouse/2007/sep/05/st aging_nuke_for_iran

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    1. Re:uh oh? by jamstar7 · · Score: 2, Interesting
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  16. Re:B-52? by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Informative
    the B-52 is NOT a WWII bomber. It was developed in the 1950's and is still in use because as a bombing platform it continues to be the most cost effective to maintain. They dont even plan to get rid of it till well into 2020. If the B1 or B2 where not so damn expensive as a bomber, we would be using those instead.

    Hate to break it to you but many of our top line fighters bombers and support craft where developed in the 50's 60's and 70's. KC-130, B-52, F-15, F117, F-16... all decades old technology.

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  17. Re:Why is this even a story? by kd5ujz · · Score: 2

    or........they dont go off, and someone "finds" them. If we can reverse engineer an iphone, you can bet your ass someone will be able to reverse engineer a software lock that was made by the lowest bidder....

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  18. Re:Nukes weren't live - Shitty reporting by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Having worked on relevant software, I can confirm that just the unclassified side of arming a cruise missile warhead involves multiple steps, some of which only happen after launch. For example, the onboard computer waits for a characteristic maneuver to happen before it goes to the next step in the arming process.

    "Live" is not the word I'd use, except maybe as opposed to "dummy". The scary issue, as pointed out elsewhere, is that the inventory tracking broke down.

  19. Re:Why is this even a story? by Smallpond · · Score: 5, Funny
    "why the hell are we decommissioning cruise missiles"

    Didn't you read the label?

    Best if used before Sept. 2007
  20. Re:B-52? by 3seas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ever here the saying "they just don't build things like they use to"?

    Do you really wanna fly such warheads over the US in newer planes?

    here is another saying "if its not broke then don't fix it."

    A large load bomber does not have to be fast but steady and sure.

    Another saying "Murphy loves complexity"

    But here the real thing to consider. Now they we have told extremist groups that B52 Bomber may or not be caring warheads over the US, unguarded.......

  21. This is troubling all the way around by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I've been reading comments all over the place about this. People who say they've served in the military and worked with nukes say that this sort of thing simply cannot happen, too many people checking each other, too many safeguards. For this to happen would require an unbelievable number of screw-ups all working together. But if that's so, then the only other explanation seems crazy, that this was no accident.

    Here's one take, take your own grain of SALT. Can't take it with the ABM Treaty since Bush withdrew from that in 2001.

    http://tpmcafe.com/blog/coffeehouse/2007/sep/05/st aging_nuke_for_iran

    Why the hubbub over a B-52 taking off from a B-52 base in Minot, North Dakota and subsequently landing at a B-52 base in Barksdale, Louisiana? That's like getting excited if you see a postal worker in uniform walking out of a post office. And how does someone watching a B-52 land identify the cruise missiles as nukes? It just does not make sense.

    So I called a old friend and retired B-52 pilot and asked him. What he told me offers one compelling case of circumstantial evidence. My buddy, let's call him Jack D. Ripper, reminded me that the only times you put weapons on a plane is when they are on alert or if you are tasked to move the weapons to a specific site.

    Then he told me something I had not heard before.

    Barksdale Air Force Base is being used as a jumping off point for Middle East operations. Gee, why would we want cruise missile nukes at Barksdale Air Force Base. Can't imagine we would need to use them in Iraq. Why would we want to preposition nuclear weapons at a base conducting Middle East operations?

    His final point was to observe that someone on the inside obviously leaked the info that the planes were carrying nukes. A B-52 landing at Barksdale is a non-event. A B-52 landing with nukes. That is something else.

    Now maybe there is an innocent explanation for this? I can't think of one. What is certain is that the pilots of this plane did not just make a last minute decision to strap on some nukes and take them for a joy ride. We need some tough questions and clear answers. What the hell is going on? Did someone at Barksdale try to indirectly warn the American people that the Bush Administration is staging nukes for Iran? I don't know, but it is a question worth asking. I dearly hope that's crazyhead speculation. But even if this is just an accident, this is fucking scary.

    http://www.fas.org/blog/ssp/2007/09/flying_nuclear _bombs.php

    "If the B-52 incident tells us that the military's command and control system cannot ensure with 100% certainty which weapons are nuclear and which ones are not, imagine the implications of the wrong weapon being used in a crisis or war. 'Sorry Mr. President, we thought it was conventional.'" As for the official story about transporting these weapons by air for decommissioning, that's fishy.

    Although nuclear weapons are not flown on combat aircraft under normal circumstances, they are routinely flown on selected C-17 and C-130 transport aircraft, which as the Primary Nuclear Airlift Force (PNAF) are used to airlift Air Force nuclear warheads between operational bases and central service and storage facilities in the United States and in Europe (see overview here).
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    1. Re:This is troubling all the way around by crayz · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, the event is a B-52 landing with unauthorized nukes.

      According to the FAS, the last time a bomber was loaded with nuclear weapons was over 15 years ago. The last time a bomber flew with nuclear weapons was nearly 40 years ago. So it would appear GP was correct, and you are not

    2. Re:This is troubling all the way around by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think his insight is sound, but then he goes off into moonbat land.

      "Did someone at Barksdale try to indirectly warn the American people that the Bush Administration is staging nukes for Iran?"

      Why don't you take off the tinfoil hat and look for a simpler explanation: that we wanted the IRANIANS to know that we are probably staging nukes into the Mid East. (Not like our carrier groups don't have a few, c'mon.)

      If one looks like one might be confronting a theocratic possibly-nuclear power which is run by people whose goals may just be to bring on the "end of times" for their 13th Imam or whatever, mightn't it be a decent idea to 'telegraph' to them that our forces in the theater will be capable of dealing with whatever conflict they choose to engage in? Tactical, one-sided Assured Destruction in a post Cold-War world.

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    3. Re:This is troubling all the way around by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why hang five/six of them on a B-52 when you can shove a dozen of them in a C-130 Herc.?


      It's not hard to imagine lots of reasons why. It could be as simple as you're ordered to get them to Barksdale, and it's easier to strap the (supposedly empty) weapons on one of your planes and fly them there with your crew than to requisition a mostly empty C-130 flight and fill out the paperwork that those guys require before they transport anything related to nuclear ordnance.

      So much in life turns out to be guided by the invisible hand of convenience.
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  22. Bad reporting... by Etherwalk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The news outlets are using "armed" to refer to the B-52 being armed with nuclear weapons, not (so far as I've seen) in reference to the weapons themselves being armed. Though they're not all being as clear about that as they should be.

    Still, arming a nuke isn't always as hard as it's cracked up to be... remember all those all-zero launch codes we had during the cold war? Now that's a weak password. :)

  23. Re:Nukes weren't live - Shitty reporting by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, that is an interesting question. The warheads are not armed per se, that's true. But if they were properly loaded then the B52 would have controlled the arming, i.e. they would have gone live had they been fired. On the other hand, an "anonymous source" says that pilots didn't know the warheads were real. That is also a mystery because the only way the plane's systems would not know they had real warheads on the missiles is if the missiles were not properly connected into the plane's systems. I can also say that warheads destined for decommissioning are NOT transported mounted on missile boosters. They are very carefully packed in specialized shipping containers and transported on cargo planes (or special trucks or trains but usually cargo planes). In addition, the little bit of news we have isn't entirely clear if it was the warheads being decommissioned or the missile motors. I assume the warheads, so there are a lot of unanswered questions at this point.

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  24. Interesting quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Nothing like this has ever been reported before and we have been assured for decades that it was impossible," said Markey, D-Mass., co-chair of the House task force on nonproliferation. (emphasis mine).

    He's not claiming that it never happened before, just that it's never been reported before.

  25. Into perspective... by Manip · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is it shocking that the US Military accidentally forgot to remove live Warheads before the Cruise Missiles were moved? Yes.

    But there was so little chance of accident detonation that it is a far smaller story than one might immediately think.

    Modern Nuclear Weapons are one of those things you have to really WANT to detonate ... You can't just accidentally set them off. If the plane had crashed more than likely the weapons would have been destroyed in a fairly inert manor.

    Plus considering even the military didn't know they were moving Nuclear Weapons, the chances of someone attempting to steal them is next to nill.

    1. Re:Into perspective... by Cadallin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not the concern. Other than a few chicken littles running around, no-one is seriously concerned about the bombs being accidentally detonated on USA soil. The real issue, is that the warheads went missing for three and a half hours during which they could have been anywhere. The legitimate concern is this one: Want to steal some nukes for whatever purpose you might have? Steal'em from the US military, they don't bother to keep track.

      That's alarming. The Military ought to know damn well where every warhead is, every second of every day. The idea that a half dozen nukes could be flown off in a plane they aren't supposed to be in, and it go unnoticed until the destination is reached is terrifying.

  26. Unloaded Gun == Loaded Gun by Nymz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Professionals treat any gun like it's loaded, always.

  27. Anonymous Idiot by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Suppose a records keeping error might be the first step in an elaborate plot to steal not one but six nuclear warheads.

    Suppose a few months after they went missing, five of them blew up in major cities.

    New York.
    Washington D.C.
    Chicago.
    Los Angeles.
    San Francisco.

    Suppose one were held back to make you wonder if it was going off in your home town tomorrow.

    Yeah, so it seems like a minor bookeeping error, compounded by accidental transport. However, the error also implies that they were transported by a crew that didn't know they had nukes on board, landing at a base that wasn't prepared to handle the nukes securely, since they didn't know they were receiving nukes.

    It's not a minor thing. It's a big, big story. It's a bigger story than will ever be admitted.

    Suppose this wasn't the first time this happened, only the missing nukes were not detected because they were removed from the cruise missiles before the receiving crew noticed they had warheads. This terrifying scenario is why a full inventory is being conducted right now.

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    1. Re:Anonymous Idiot by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Supposing this wasn't the first time it has happened, trying to pin a previous mishandling where nukes have gone missing (real or imaginary) on, say, the Clinton presidency, and then "finding" the missing nukes (either by simply finding the imaginary nukes among terrorists [go go president!] or detonating them [oh no, terrorists!]) around election time would be very convenient.

  28. Re:B-52? by Bob(TM) · · Score: 3, Informative

    'B-52' was the aircraft designation for the bomber that coincidentally had its maiden flight on April 15, 1952 (the YB-52). The designation was assigned to the design in 1948.

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  29. Re:Why is this even a story? by Xonstantine · · Score: 2, Informative

    If we can reverse engineer an iphone, you can bet your ass someone will be able to reverse engineer a software lock that was made by the lowest bidder.... Our nukes certainly weren't made by the lowest bidder judging by the cost ...and some serious brains went behind the thinking on nuclear security.
  30. Re:The worst that could have happened by vought · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, the worst thing that could have happened is that they could have been stolen. As a previous poster mentioned, the Air Force is supposed to know exactly where every warhead is, all of the time. Period.

    They didn't even know these five warheads (not armed, and not able to be armed) were off the base in Minot until someone in Louisiana noticed that they were "hot" shots.

    To lose track of one warhead - much less FIVE - is a very serious transgression.
  31. Hrmmm by highwaytohell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didnt Sideshow Bob do this once? Perhpas the crew flew cross country to eradicate television. My oh my cartoons have a lot to answer for.

  32. Re:B-52? by jlanthripp · · Score: 4, Informative

    WWII = 1939-1945

    The first Boeing B-52 Stratofortress flight took place on April 15, 1952, almost 7 years after the end of WWII. This was a test flight of a prototype, not a production plane; the B-52 was . The B-52 has been modified, updated, and adapted to meet the changing needs for a large, long-range, high-level bomber. It was initially designed as an intercontinental nuclear strategic bomber, and has since been adapted for low-level flight, conventional bombing, launching cruise missiles, tactical attack, direct- and indirect-fire ground support, photographic reconnaissance, etc.

    The airframes are indeed aging (the last B-52H airframe was completed in 1962), but it boils down to efficient use of resources and adaptation of existing equipment. It's such a superb aircraft that any possible improvements to be had with an all-new design would be so small as to make it not worth the expense of said new design. There is no finer long-range, fast-subsonic, jet-powered strategic bomber aircraft on the planet right now, nor is there likely to be in the near future.

    There are other examples of military equipment that hasn't undergone a significant redesign in a long time due to lack of need. The current M4 Carbine that is issued to infantrymen in the Army and Marine Corps is simply a slight evolution of a design from 1956 - the AR-15, adopted by the US Air Force in 1961, re-designated as the M16 in 1962, and type classified Standard A in 1965, meaning it became the individual weapon of choice for US military personnel. The M1911 pistol was the standard sidearm of the US military for 74 years, from 1911 to 1985. The M60 general-purpose light machine gun has been around since 1957, and was largely based on a WWII German design, the MG42.

    In short, just because something's been around for a while doesn't mean it's no longer useful :)

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  33. Much better than crashing with a bomb on board... by Bobzibub · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://www.portaec.net/library/peace/1950_bomber_c rash_in_bc.html

    TERRACE, B.C. (CP) -- A determined group of local citizens wants some answers about the mysterious crash near here almost five decades ago of a B-36 bomber carrying an inactive atomic bomb. The gigantic bomber -- 50 metres long with a 70-metre wingspan -- was apparently flying without a crew when it plowed into Mount Kolaget in the vast Coast Mountains range on Feb. 13, 1950.

    It was carrying an inactive Mark IV Fat Man atomic bomb similar to one dropped on Nagasaki when it got into trouble over Hecate Strait, according to a U.S. military declassified report. Three engines were ablaze and the giant aircraft was losing altitude. Crew members dropped the bomb over the strait and bailed out.

  34. Re:Why is this even a story? by Xonstantine · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sure it matters. Most of the American nuclear weapons are thermo-nuclear and optimized for size and efficiency. Meaning, the primary is just big enough to light the secondary. And while you can harvest the plutonium even if you can't unlock the PAL code, it's doubtful you could get a Hiroshima sized weapon out of it...because if you had that kind of technical capacity, you wouldn't be resorting to stealing bombs in the first place.

  35. Re:Why is this even a story? by Plutonite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh please, they were just 6 nukes. My grandma handles more dangerous payloads everyday. Stop whining. Plus, traveling over the fly-over states the pilot probably wouldn't have noticed if he dropped any. Less cows, maybe. Only gripe I have with those fellas is they didn't mistakenly head up north and have an accident, ridding us of the friggin canadians once and for all. We'll never have an opportunity like this again. This could've been the answer to Celine Dion.

  36. Re:Why is this even a story? by arth1 · · Score: 5, Informative
    There's several undetonated US nuclear bombs and missiles missing, and waiting for someone finding them.

    • 1 bomb, lost in ocean outside British Columbia on 2/13/1950
    • 1 plane with 2 bombs, lost "somewhere in or around the Mediteranean", 3/10/1956
    • 2 bombs, dropped in ocean outside Cape May in the Atlantic, 7/28/1957
    • 1 bomb, lost in ocean outside Savannah, Georgia, 5/25/1958
    • 1 bomb, dropped into a swamp in North Carolina and never found, 1/24/1961
    • 1 missile, lost in the Pacific, 6/4/1962
    • 1 missile, lost in the Pacific, 6/20/1962
    • 1 plane with 1 bomb, rolled off USS Ticonderoga outside Japan, 12/5/1965
    • 1 bomb, lost in the ocean outside Spanish village Palomares, 1/17/1967
    • 1 bomb, lost in ocean outside Greenland, 1/22/1968. This was first reported as retrieved by navy seals in 1979, but newer information shows this unlikely to be the case.

      Anything after 1980 is classified.

      That's at least 11, and probably 12 missing atomic weapons, just from the US arsenal.

      Then there's a handful of them that aren't missing, but were either destroyed in an accident, the detonation failed, or were destructed in the air.

      The recent incident pales in comparison.
  37. Obligatory by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I know there's one country in the world that doesn't have some horrible weapon of mass destruction, they don't have some horrible weapons lab in the mountains... Jamaica. They would never make an atomic bomb. They may make an atomic bong. But I'd rather fight a war with an atomic bong. Cuz when the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation and radiation. When the atomic bong goes off there's celebration!" -- Robin Williams

  38. Re:New Foreign Policy Change... by truckaxle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like the Bush administration is really starting to take a "tough" stanch against terrorism now


    Or maybe just those Godless blue states.
  39. Scene in cockpit by Plutonite · · Score: 4, Funny

    Central Command: Blue Bird C451, this is central, do you copy.
    C541: Copy, over.
    Central Command: We have good news and bad news for you, over.
    C541: Ready to reciev orders, over.
    Central Command: Good news is you're going to be famous. Now your payload..
    C541: Yes Sir.
    Central Command: Can you verify your current payload?
    C541: Kidney beans and tomatoes sir, over.
    [Muffled laughter, static]
    Central Command: Actually, those are nuclear warheads on your left wing, lieutenant.
    C541: Spicy kidney beans? Over.

  40. Broken Arrow! by blingbing · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We have a Broken Arrow"
    "A what?"
    "A Broken Arrow. It's when we lose a nuclear weapon."
    "I don't know what's scarier, the fact that we lost nukes or the fact that it happens often enough that we have a name for it"

    1. Re:Broken Arrow! by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When you lose a nuclear weapon, the DOD term is Pinacle - Empty Quiver. When a nuclear weapon is stolen it's Pinacle - Broken Arrow.

    2. Re:Broken Arrow! by ozbird · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Wikipedia article says that both theft and loss are referred to as "Empty Quiver".

      "Broken Arrow" is the "accidental event that involves nuclear weapons or nuclear components but which does not create the risk of nuclear war". e.g. Jettisoning a nuclear weapon (which is not the same as losing one.)

    3. Re:Broken Arrow! by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 2, Informative

      interestingly, Wikipedia mentions Pinnacle - Nucflash, "refers to detonation or possible detonation of a nuclear weapon which creates a risk of an outbreak of nuclear war" which includes among other things:

      Unauthorized flight of, or deviation from, an approved flight plan by a nuclear armed or nuclear-capable aircraft with the capability to penetrate the airspace of another nuclear-capable country.

      Unauthorized loading of a nuclear weapon on an intercontinental bomber would probably apply. Are there regulations on Pinnacle - Nucflash? Does Congress have to be told? This might be the reason for the leak, they had to talk about it.

  41. Re:Why is this even a story? by Plutonite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Moderators: WOOOOOOOOSH! That's the sound of sarcasm being accidentally flown over your head.

  42. Re:Why is this even a story? by SpectreHiro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on mods... this was clearly tongue in cheek. Except the part about Celine Dion, of course. Nuclear annihilation just isn't enough in some cases.

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  43. Accident? not so sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I feel tinfoil even suggesting it, but...

    This sounds an awful lot like the kind of "accident" that happens on purpose. Russia has just recently resumed strategic bomber flights - am I the only one that thinks that this may just have been a particularly ham-handed attempt by someone at the pentagon to remind the Russians that, hey, we have bombers with nukes too.

  44. Not quite right. by raehl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We were supposed to be transporting formerly-nuclear-tipped cruise missiles that had had the warheads removed.

    It's a big deal for two reasons:

    - We're obligated by international treaty to not fly nuclear weapons.
    - Anytime nuclear weapons are someplace they're not supposed to be it's a problem. If no one knew these things were not where they were supposed to be, they could have just as well been, well, anywhere.

    Not to mention, the crew of the plane didn't know they had a nuclear payload. That means that if they had some sort of issue with the flight, they are in the position where they're not making the right decisions.

    1. Re:Not quite right. by SnowZero · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, did you know that this little thing called the Constitution has a clause in it (not an amendment either, like that much ignored list of 10 amendments called "the bill of rights", but an ACTUAL clause in it) that states that ALL treaties entered into by CONGRESS shall be the supreme law of the land? Way to miss the point. GP wants to know where it was specified, he didn't say that we shouldn't break treaties or laws.

      The treaty you are referring to, is the "UN, Nuclear Arms NPT (Non Proliferation Treaty)". Sure I don't approve of the UN either, but that is a treaty we've entered into by allowing the tyrants in DC to do as they pleased. In that case you shouldn't have any trouble quoting the part of the NPT treaty which states you can't transfer weapons within your country via air. I'll save you the trouble: It's not there. This may be regulated by the IAEA somehow, in which case you should quote the regulation covering it. The only possible relation to the NPT is that it requires states to follow IAEA guidelines.

      While this was certainly a fuckup, I doubt it was illegal (I'd be happy to be shown otherwise with proof). Russia would have trouble dismantling some of their remote weapon sites if they could not transport weapon components via air, so I doubt this limitation would be present in treaties.
    2. Re:Not quite right. by Enigma2175 · · Score: 4, Informative

      While this was certainly a fuckup, I doubt it was illegal (I'd be happy to be shown otherwise with proof).


      From the CNN article

      'Shepperd said the United States had agreed in a Cold War-era treaty not to fly nuclear weapons. "It appears that what happened was this treaty agreement was violated," he said.'

      That's from the Air Force Major General they were interviewing about the incident. If you have something that contradicts that please speak up.
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  45. Re:Why is this even a story? by bcdm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, and two bombs were dropped on actual people. Your incidents pale in comparison to them.

    The fact that there have been bigger stories doesn't negate the fact that this is a story as well, and not a very good story either. Losing track of nukes for over three hours is completely unacceptable.

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  46. Re:Why is this even a story? by nebosuke · · Score: 2, Funny

    He was downmodded because the need to nuke Celine Dion is most certainly not a laughing matter.

  47. Tell us again? by thej1nx · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It-wuz-them-terrorists apart, tell us the official word again why USA should have the biggest pile of nukes/WMDs in the world, while attacking/sanctioning/threatening other countries for possessing/trying to develop any?


    Previous answers :

    1) We are more RESPONSIBLE about nukes than others!(RTFA)

    2) We don't share the knowledge with others(We honestly don't know where israel got those! Seriously! And okay that dictator in pakistan both has WMDs and is profilerating them, but hey... their chief scientist said "ok sorry!"... and plus they are our allies, you know? different rules so the said dictator gets away scott free for something we killed saddam for.)

    3) We will never use them! They are too *dangerous* to be *ever* used! (Okay so we dropped a couple on Japanese civilians including women and infants, and we are the only country in history to ever use them ... but hey it was *us* ... that is different!)

    1. Re:Tell us again? by The+Breeze · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh please.

      The Japanese had it coming.

      Period.

      Japanese abuse of anyone non-Japanese was all but government policy. Japanese troops tied women to trees in Nanking and drove sharpened bamboo poles up their vaginas. American prisoners of war prayed to be bombed by their own forces to end their suffering.

      The most conservative estimates at the time by the US Military estimated that an invasion of the home islands would have cost at least 500,000 civilian Japanese lives. That's conservative, mind you.

      We dropped a couple bombs, killed 80,000, and they surrendered - but even then there was a plot by Japanese extremists in the Imperial Army to steal the tapes of the Emperor's surrender radio broadcast before they could be aired, as they wanted to keep fighting.

      A "demonstration" of the atomic blast for the Japanese would merely have been suppressed by the Japanese military.

      The Japanese got off easy. When a nation chooses to embark on wars of aggression and piracy, its citizens must bear the consequences. It's a lesson we in the US should learn, as we meekly accept a government that appears more corrupt with each coming day, but to argue that the use of nuclear weapons during WW2 is to ignore the historical realities of the time. The world was a big old slaughterhouse back then, and with a couple of big booms we ended it.

      The lesson we should take from that time is how General MacArthur turned Japan into a thriving democracy within five years. If the Bush administration had been less concerned about how to maximize profit for civilian contractors and more interested in studying what MacArthur did for Japan and what the Marshall Plan did for Europe we wouldn't have such a mess in Iraq right now.

    2. Re:Tell us again? by icebrain · · Score: 2, Informative

      In additionm, I'd like to point out that:

      a) Had we invaded, there would have been many more deaths on both sides

      b) Invasion plans called for peppering the landing areas and rest of Japan with nukes anyways

      I remember reading about Japanese plans for an invasion... basically, everything down to little rowboats would be loaded with explosives and sent on suicide missions. There's a very real chance Japan would not have given up until the vast majority of the people had died.

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    3. Re:Tell us again? by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps dropping the first nuke can be justified by arguing along those lines. But dropping the second nuke was simply murder.

      Why? The horrific firebombing of Tokyo wasn't enough to get Japan to surrender. And the first a-bomb on Hiroshima wasn't, either. Japan didn't actually surrender until after Nagasaki. How many more lives would you have been comfortable seeing lost on both sides if we'd dropped only the bomb on Hiroshima, and then gone on and on with more equally/more horrible meat-grinding/roasting conventional warfare afterwards? Several hundred thousand? Because that's what the second bomb prevented.

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    4. Re:Tell us again? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I'm sure you're suitably thankful for nuclear weapons, they've prevented another world war (so far at least)."

      The most Specious reasoning ever posted on Slashdot.

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      Lisa - That's specious reasoning, Dad.
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      Homer - Uh-huh, and how does it work?
      Lisa - It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
      Homer - I see.
      Lisa - But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
      Homer - Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

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    5. Re:Tell us again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps dropping the first nuke can be justified by arguing along those lines. But dropping the second nuke was simply murder.

      Why? The horrific firebombing of Tokyo wasn't enough to get Japan to surrender. And the first a-bomb on Hiroshima wasn't, either. Japan didn't actually surrender until after Nagasaki. How many more lives would you have been comfortable seeing lost on both sides if we'd dropped only the bomb on Hiroshima, and then gone on and on with more equally/more horrible meat-grinding/roasting conventional warfare afterwards? Several hundred thousand? Because that's what the second bomb prevented. It really pisses me off when people immediately bring up the "WE SAVED THE JAPANESE BY NUKING THEM" line. And I don't care if I'm in the minority about this. Keep in mind, you are speculating. Everyone is speculating. We keep dropping this magic several hundred thousand number of potential lives saved number to keep ourselves from feeling guilty and to continue feeling like we held the moral high-ground.

      The truth is, there is no way to tell how many people would have died. I don't care what analysis you throw out there, it's pure speculation. Regardless, I still cannot bear the thought of nuclear bombs being dropped on innocent civilians. Innocent men, women, and children who wanted nothing to do with a war. And we blew them up. I mean, that concept is what we fear the most; some rogue nation using nuclear weaponry on our citizens. Right? Yes, the Japanese did attack us first and their government was ruthless, but they attacked our military base. And we keep talking about ALL THE JAPANESE lives we saved.

      Wrong. We saved OUR lives. We didn't care about the Japanese. And in the end, the Japanese had around 140,000 dead, with more dying within the next four or five years due to birth defects and radiation poisoning. Not military, mind you, but civilians. "We're here to save you...BOOM." We shot to kill, not to make them surrender. We wanted revenge for Pearl Harbor. We wanted mass carnage and devastation. Why else would we drop bombs designed to kill hundreds of thousands of people?

      http://www.gensuikin.org/english/photo.html

      It was sad, cowardly, and plain murder, no matter how you look at it.
    6. Re:Tell us again? by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Keep in mind, you are speculating.

      Well, "rounding down" is more like it. Are you deliberately ignoring the months and years that preceded the events that drove their surrender?

      I still cannot bear the thought of nuclear bombs being dropped on innocent civilians.

      But... you're OK with the Japanese army sitting in various ports, factory towns, and other facilities and cities throughout Japan, and being "conventionally" bombed into oblivion, along with the civilians they're standing next to? How about the factories and shipping facilities (such as in Hiroshima and Nagasaki), staffed and supported by civilians, but with their output entirely directed to supporting the fight-til-the-end Japanese military? What technology, available in the 1940's, are you proposing we should have used in order to get Japan to surrender? The only other one available had ALREADY BEEN TRIED: to wit, massive conventional bombing, in advance of an on-the-ground invasion. Were you paying ANY attention to what happened on the countless Pacific Islands that had to be handled that way? The Japanese mainland would have been unbelievably worse, because a devoted Emprorer-obeying population would have largely done the same things that Japanese soldiers did in Okinawa or elsewhere: fight to the death.

      You're confusing the fact that, owing to their surrender, far fewer Japanese soldiers and civilians died than would have in a bloody block-by-block invasion of the mainland with anyone feeling generous about that. That fewer of them died is just frosting on the cake. The CAKE was the end of the war, without having to send half a million US solidiers and marines into horrific urban struggle that would have made the insurgency in Iraq look like a football game in terms of collateral damage to non-combatants. This was 60 years ago! The conventional conquering of that ground would have been far, far worse for everyone involved. But the motivation for getting them to surrender was to save OUR people from having to do it in a vastly bloodier, more costly way. It's just luck for the average Japanese citizen that they didn't have to have every village burned down, every town square riddled with machine gun fire, and vastly more people caught up in horror that - because of a limited but violent solution in Hiroshima, and because the Japanese military thought maybe it was some sort of one-time stunt, Nagasaki - didn't have to happen.

      And we keep talking about ALL THE JAPANESE lives we saved.

      Actually, "we" are simply OBSERVING that fact. You're the one that's obsessed with preferring a conventional invasion of the mainland, and somehow preferring "standard" deaths of far more people. Which is pretty perverse, really, when you think about it. But you're not really thinking about it, obviously.

      We shot to kill, not to make them surrender.

      False dichotomy. We shot to kill because no other action, as had been amply demonstrated by the Japanese military over and over again, would cause them to surrender.

      We wanted revenge for Pearl Harbor.

      Gross simplification. We wanted to shut down the entire campaign that Japan had put into motion, of which things like Pearl Harbor, or the brutal rape of Nanking, were merely episodes. The military regime that authored those events and which was torching so much of the Pacific rim, needed to be stopped. And there was no fiercely effective UN (hah!) to somehow make them do so through angry letters and corrupt sanctions. Every minute that the Japanese continued with that campaign, untold thousands of people died. You clearly think it's rude to stop them using violence, but you are spectacularly silent on just what method you think would have actually worked more quickly, and with fewer deaths.

      We wanted mass carnage and devastation.

      Has your shrink ever talked to you about "projection?" Regardless, we DID want devastation, in the two limited places where we deployed

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    7. Re:Tell us again? by thej1nx · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Here is a good answer to your stupid arguement :


      Let me say only this much to the moral issue involved: Suppose Germany had developed two bombs before America had any bombs. And suppose Germany had dropped one bomb, say, on Rochester and the other on Buffalo, and then having run out of bombs she would have lost the war. Can anyone doubt that America would then have defined the dropping of atomic bombs on cities as a war crime, and that America would have sentenced the Germans who were guilty of this crime to death at Nuremberg and hanged them?

      IOW, Get off your fucking high horse!

  48. Re:Much better than crashing with a bomb on board. by Detritus · · Score: 3, Informative

    A nuclear weapon without its pit is not a threat to anyone. The pit is the fissionable plutonium sphere that is imploded to produce a nuclear detonation. In early U.S. nuclear weapons, the pit was stored separately from the rest of the bomb. To arm the bomb, the weapons officer opened the bomb casing and inserted the pit. This was usually done in flight, to reduce the danger of an accident during take-off. Since it took hours to reach the target, the crew had plenty of time to perform the procedure.

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  49. Meanwhile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....the Iranian army today is still trying to figure out why three dummy missiles were dropped on Tehran....

  50. Re:Why is this even a story? by someone1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not 100% sure these codes couldn't be cracked.
    How many people had the opportunity to try?
    How old is the technology behind it?
    I'm sure the money used to develop a working DRM is comparable to the money used to develop those locks.

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  51. Ascii art by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think we ought to add ASCII art to the axis of evil

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    1. Re:Ascii art by ArcLinux · · Score: 2, Funny
    2. Re:Ascii art by ArcLinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Terrorists don't want to kill us because of stupid images like this. They want to kill us because our government tries to force our way of life on their country. Would we fill any different if another country came in and occupied the US and tried to tell us how to run our lives. Yes its good that we attempt to stop major violence around the world but we shouldn't force on them our way of life.

  52. In the next episode of 24 - by unity100 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bauer saves the america by manually defusing falling nuclear warheads in mid-air, without a parachute.

  53. They'll believe anything by mattr · · Score: 2, Funny

    So which SqlServer bug will be blamed for this coup attemp^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hbureaucratic foulup?

  54. Nukes on plane? by Lodewijk · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I was not even allowed to check in toothpaste.

  55. The Press around this incident could be a PR gag by Qbertino · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mounting Nukes (armed or not) to a planes wing - as they *say* it happend - is a mistake. However, this whole thing could just be some 'sword-rattling' (as we call it in Germany) towards we-own-the-northpole Russia, we're-building-nukes Iran or both. Maybe it's just as someone here said: Someone leaked that somebody is rearanging the US nukes and they molded a PR stunt out of it. "OMFG, if someone would've dropped them, OMFG they are so dangerous, our (and this is an actual quote) potential enemies need to know that we can handle our nukes professionally."
    I smell lot's of proactive appliance of psychology here.

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  56. cargo, lots and lots of cargo by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, the B-52 does in fact carry large amounts of cargo, which it unceremoniously unloads when flying over the destination. Getting someone to sign for that cargo at the end point has, historically, been a bit of a problem, but with this particular bird they chalk that up as a feature rather than a bug.

  57. Re:Why is this even a story? by Ours · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get your facts straight guys. She's in Vegas now. That's in Nevada, same state where they did nuke tests. There is still hope.

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  58. grin by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surely the late Stanley Kubrick is somewhere smiling at this one
    Well assuming some decay and/or shrinking of soft tissues in the face which might lead to his teeth being exposed, you might get that impression, yes.
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  59. Re:The worst that could have happened by POTSandPANS · · Score: 2, Funny
    To lose track of one warhead - much less FIVE - is a very serious transgression.


    Wasn't it SIX?? Dammit.. How do we keep losing these things??

  60. You don't use a bomber to "transport" something. by Shag · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's why there are, ta-dah! "transport" planes. Like a C-5. Or a C-17. One of those can probably carry a lot more than 6 missiles. Bombers are designed to transp... OOPS, did I drop that on you? things, not to deliver them from point A to point B intact with nobody getting hurt.

    You don't put a cruise missile on a B-52 because you need to ship it somewhere. You do it because you want to make some kind of point.

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  61. I know! I know! I know! *waving hand* by sveinungkv · · Score: 2, Insightful

    tell us the official word again why USA should have the biggest pile of nukes/WMDs in the world, while attacking/sanctioning/threatening other countries for possessing/trying to develop any?
    I am European, but the answer seems simple to me: if USA has nukes it is not a threat to the USA. If allies of USA has nukes, it is not a big threat to the USA. If enemies of the USA has nukes on the other hand, it is a big treat to the USA. In other words it is in the USA's interest to have nukes, but deny their enemy to have nukes. It should also be said that if USA could monopolize nukes it would make them more powerful. Some people believe that a government should do what is in their country's best interest instead of doing what is not in their own interest, and they seem to have power in the USA.
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    1. Re:I know! I know! I know! *waving hand* by vux984 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am European, but the answer seems simple to me: if USA has nukes it is not a threat to the USA. If allies of USA has nukes, it is not a big threat to the USA. If enemies of the USA has nukes on the other hand, it is a big treat to the USA. In other words it is in the USA's interest to have nukes, but deny their enemy to have nukes.

      Except it is not so simple. It is not a foregone conclusion that it really is in the US's best interest to have nukes, and to deny them to anyone they don't like.

      There are plenty of arguments that argue for everyone having nukes.

      Given the US has nukes and no one else does, the US is both resented and feared. Worse the US is tempted to use them as leverage to further its own goals, which in the short term leads to 'benefits' to the US, but in the long term leads to things like terrorist attacks on US cities, and violent anti-americanism around the globe.

      Clearly this wouldn't be in the US's best interest.

      Now I'm not saying the current situation is the result of the US having nukes, per se, but it is the result of the US leveraging its economic and military superiority against the rest of the world.

      And now, its economic superiority is crumbling, and the world is faced with a lone superpower that is increasingly desperate. I don't think that is in anyone's best interest.

      Its eerily frightening. Bush/Cheney in particular have shown that congress, the courts, and so-called checks and balances are weaker than we might have hoped. Calling one's opponents terrorist sympathizers, perpetrating the pretense of war, shrouding everything as a national security issue, stuffing the supreme court with allies, and all the other political tricks when taken together... well... a "Hitler" could potentially do a lot of damage at the helm of the US before he was stopped; and its not clear exactly who would stop him.

      Could the US elect a madman? Why not? Its happened elsewhere. And if history has shown us anything, its shown us that it tends to repeat itself.

    2. Re:I know! I know! I know! *waving hand* by rbanffy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Now I'm not saying the current situation is the result of the US having nukes"

      Of course not. The US screwed up on a whole lot of things. I don't think having nukes even makes it to the top 10.

      There is a long trail of bloody dictators (Saddam included) that reached power and held to it with help from the US (mostly to "protect the country from being taken over by communists"). When they fall (and fall they do) it's natural their former sponsors end up paying part of the bill.

      "a "Hitler" could potentially do a lot of damage at the helm of the US before he was stopped; and its not clear exactly who would stop him"

      It won't make you feel better, but Hitler was stopped in the end. The catch is that it was not the German people who did.

      We live in interesting times...

  62. Re:Your are wrong by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 2, Funny

    so who is the terrorist then ? ask the other 6 billion - 275 million people on this planet. Terrorists attack people to create fear to promote their agenda, the United States attacks people for access to natural resources. Get it right dumbass.
  63. Imagine if they fell into the wrong hands by HangingChad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Could you imagine Kansas getting their hands on nukes? We'd all have three weeks to start implementing intelligent design in science class and ban gay people or they start the rain of fire!

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  64. Re:Your are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    We need to know where you live ... Got any oil?

  65. Isn't it a bit early? by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not "We got nuked, screw the elections we're declaring martial law" time yet is it?

    It's always too early for that ;).

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  66. obviously done on purpose by oizfar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    it's called posturing. they wanted nuclear somethign to make the papers - its' like they're telling al-qaeda "don't forget we still have these"

  67. that's ok then... by fantomas · · Score: 2, Informative

    "the worst would of been a radiation leak that could of been cleaned up. The military has egg on their face but no-one was put in danger."

    That's ok then. I'll pop the USAF a line to let them know if any of their nuclear armed planes are about to crash, to drop them on your property. Heck, if there's no danger it won't matter if the nukes crack open next to where your kids play. Only a radiation leak after all.

    "Would have" not "would of" by the way.... I've never understood why coders of all people are slack with their grammar. You guys wouldn't tolerate it in the code you write...

    1. Re:that's ok then... by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Would have" not "would of" by the way.... I've never understood why coders of all people are slack with their grammar. You guys wouldn't tolerate it in the code you write... Because we have a much more efficient syntax nazi barking at us at compile time to fix the mistakes ;).
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    2. Re:that's ok then... by kestasjk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's ok then. I'll pop the USAF a line to let them know if any of their nuclear armed planes are about to crash, to drop them on your property. Heck, if there's no danger it won't matter if the nukes crack open next to where your kids play. Only a radiation leak after all. Calculate the odds of the plane crashing, multiply by the odds of a crash occurring over a residential area when flying South through North America, multiply by the odds of the FAA not being alerted by the pilots before the crash occurs, multiply by the odds of the crash occurring over a playground, multiply by the odds of children being around at the time of the crash, multiply by the chance of the missiles cracking and there being a radiation leak, multiply by the chance of the kids going towards the cracked missiles rather than away, multiply by the chance the radiation gives one of the kids radiation poisoning.

      Now calculate the chance that the kid gets run over or cracks his head while playing.

      Maybe I should start selling nuclear bomb shelters and cash in on all this misinformed hysteria.
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  68. HLS? by psbrogna · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Where was Homeland Sec. during all this? Were they too busy policing perilous nail clippers on board commercial flights and potential Toiletry Catastrophes of unprecedented magnitude? I'm not sure if I completely agree with the apparent focus of their resources. Perhaps they should consider adjusting the scope of their monitoring activities.

  69. Missing the major point by Quila · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not so much that nukes were flown, but in the accountability of nuclear weapons. While the nukes were always under Air Force control and there was never any danger, the fact remains that the Air Force didn't know where six of its nukes were for three hours. They thought they were at the base when in fact they were on a plane. All of our military must have physically-verified paper accountability of all of its nuclear weapons for every second of every minute of every hour.... you get the picture.

    Imagine an inspector coming up to the commander in those three hours, "Where are those nukes?" and he says "Oh, they're here in this --- OH SHIT!" You don't know at that moment if they've been misplaced or if they've been stolen. Everybody panics. The President must be informed.

    Any violation of the accountability rules is taken dead seriously. You can get punished if the nukes never moved but you messed up the paperwork, so heads will roll here.

    Disclaimer: I worked with nukes before, although not these.

  70. Re:Your are wrong by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Informative

    We do it everyday. Normally over the oceans, but we still do it. At any one time, they are on their way to whoever we consider the enemy. The pilots never know when they are carrying live or not.

    Nice fear mongering but it's completely inaccurate. For starters the pilots would know what they are carrying and the days of 24/7 airborne nukes ended back in the 60s or 70s. It was too expensive, with too much room for error and quite redundant when we have a force of boomers that can't be detected/engaged/destroyed before launching.

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  71. NO by Brian+Lewis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they were going "accidently" nuke new orleans...

    we can only hope.

  72. Why is this even news? by Teancum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Air Force, and the other branches of the U.S. Armed Forces.... the USAF does not exclusively run the nuke program in the USA, routinely moves nuclear weapons across the country all of the time. It is necessary for those involved that they know how to handle the real thing and not just play with dummy warheads all of the time.

    Generally speaking, the "live" warheads will only go up when there is a time of increased alert (aka the various DefCon levels) mainly to prevent an accidental detonation, but nukes have additional safeguards well above and beyond normal chemical detonation (gunpowerder and C4 explosives) devices. And even those are safeguarded where during some training flights where true dummy warheads will be used that don't have any of the avionics or any kind of explosive on the airplanes. This would be for demo flights like at an airshow or for a flyby at a stadium for events like the Superbowl. I will note that since 9/11 when I've seen these demo flights in a public venue, the warheads on the fighters doing the flyby seem to me as if they were live warheads and not the standard dummy missiles that were on the fighters before hand, but this is just raw speculation based on relatively non-expert observations.

    Even more surprising to me about this particular incident is that it was mentioned in the press at all. It is not our responsibility as citizens to know the status of any aircraft, ship, or other military unit in the U.S. armed forces or citizens of other countries to know about their military like this. Indeed knowing that information and having it publicized can significantly jepordize the lives of those military personnel who serve with that unit. If a reporter does find out this kind of information, they shouldn't publishing it, under threat of being prosecuted under federal espionage laws and divulging classified material. This is not to bury a blunder that some general or admiral made and doesn't want to have ruin his future military career, but to protect the lives of those who serve and to ensure that when the military does go into action that they have every possible advantage against potential enemies, and not to give potential enemies additional information that is not necessary.

    This information should simply not be published in any news outlet, and I would have to agree that this is very likely to be a deliberate leak with authorization from a very high level in the military chain of command to let potential enemies know America has nuclear weapons, and routinely make them available to junior officers (aka the pilot of this particular aircraft) and have them available at a moments notice to be delivered nearly anywhere in the world. If this is the message, then the USAF should consider that the message is received, at least by an ordinary American citizen.

    If anybody reading this think it is a sign of gross incompetence on the part of the USAF, they are missing the point of what really happened. You shouldn't be hearing about things like this in the news, as it is about unit operations and routine operations at that. If every time a nuclear warhead is moved was published in the news media, you would hear about it every day As such, this isn't really "news", any more than even having the space shuttle be moved to the launch pad. And the USAF has far more than 4 bombers, nor does the USAF do only 3 flights per year with its bomber fleet. If anybody is showing a huge lack of judgement, it is on the part of the editors and reporters involved with this news story, not USAF personnel.

  73. IYAAYAS! by aquatone282 · · Score: 2, Funny

    AMMO!

    For those unfamiliar with Air Force traditions, IYAAYAS stands for If You Ain't Ammo, You Ain't Shit

    Members of Air Force munitions squadrons, responsible for the storage, handling, and loading of weapons on USAF aircraft, are a notoriously independent bunch. Except when transporting and loading weapons on aircraft, they live in their own tightly guarded compounds (REALLY tight if storing nukes). Some say this is to limit access to the weapons, but many in the Air Force believe it's to limit exposure to the "special" breed of troop that spends his days counting BBs. This seclusion has given them their own separate identity, which they proudly proclaim with the above acronym as well as shouting AMMO! in unison whenever their squadron is mentioned.

    Something tells we won't be hearing AMMO! yelled around Minot AFB for a while. . .

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  74. Re:Your are wrong by Experiment+626 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We do it everyday. Normally over the oceans, but we still do it. At any one time, they are on their way to whoever we consider the enemy.

    While strategic bomber patrols were a common practice during the Cold War (particularly before ICBMs were available to deliver the nukes), Bush Sr. and Gorbachev agreed in 1991 to stop flying nukes on bombers, along with some other terms. Russia has recently backpedaled on this treaty, resuming the bomber patrols though supposedly without nukes on board. In doing so, they cited opposition to U.S. plans to build anti-missile defenses in eastern Europe. If the U.S. had been violating the agreement all along, that would have made for a much better justification for Russia's move, and they presumably would have mentioned it.

    Do you have any source for your claim that the U.S. flies nuclear patrols on a daily basis, or even that they have done so at any time post-Cold War?

  75. Noooo by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is very much that nukes were flown, it is a treaty violation, and a biggie. It is the reason there is account ability in place to help ensure this doesn't happen.

    "...the fact remains that the Air Force didn't know where six of its nukes were for three hours."

    I know the press likes to make it seem that way, but that is probably not true at all. Based on my experience I would say it isn't true at all.
    They new they were on the missile. They new the missiles had been moved. If anyone went to look for them, they would have known immediately where they were.

    Yes, of course the president is notified, because he will need to deal with the political ramifications of the treaty violation. Not bbecause people are 'panicking'. In my experience with nukes we don't panic, we quickly deal with the issue.

    Sorry, but I feel I need to be clear The media is implying that the nation was in some sort of dangerous situation and someone could have been killed. Some sites are implying that this nearly lead to a nuclear explosion. Fortunately the main stream media has at least put the comments in saying detonation wasn't possible;which as you know is true.

    "Disclaimer: I worked with nukes before, although not these."
    meh, who hasn't? ;)

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  76. Re:Your are wrong by mstone · · Score: 4, Informative

    They'd know they were carrying ordnance, and they'd know that the bombs might be nukes, but they wouldn't know for certain what was actually inside the casings.

    For every nuke in our arsenal, there's a set of dummy weapons with exactly the same look and feel. The only people allowed near the vehicle while the ordnance is being loaded are the loaders themselves, and even they probably don't know whether the weapons are real or not.

    It's a security measure. A load of nukes is both extremely valuable and extremely dangerous. If the Bad Guys knew they could get an arsenal by attacking a specific plane or by bending a few members of a specific flight crew, they'd try it. By the same token, if a few members of a flight crew managed to convince themselves it would be a good idea to convert a certain part of the planet to dirty glass, they might try that.

    Running fake weapons most of the time eliminates the certainty of payoff in both cases. But an investigation and reprisals are damn well certain, so it just isn't worth attacking a plane or letting a few bombs fall on the off-chance that they might be real.

    You're correct (as far as I know) that we stopped carrying live nukes at the end of the cold war, but that doesn't mean the drills with dummy weapons have ended. We really don't want to be at the low end of the learning curve if we end up needing nukes in a hurry.

    In this case, it sounds like someone screwed up a requisition. Instead of calling for dummy weapons to be used in a practice flight, someone got real nukes instead. And yeah.. that's a case where the CO in charge of the base is in serious deep shit. We really don't want the people who take care of our nuclear arsenal to get confused about their inventory.

  77. Hoo Boy by Stanistani · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's the big problem with the incident:
    The missiles sat around for ten hours unguarded. One or all of the warheads could have been removed and diverted to anybody...

    There is another subtle, but still important problem:
    The flight crew had no idea they were transporting nukes.

    This was a 'Pinnacle' event.

  78. Re:You don't use a bomber to "transport" something by RockoTDF · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know if Cargo crews have the certifications and clearances to transport said weapons, bomber crews do.

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  79. Re:Your are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We really don't want the people who take care of our nuclear arsenal to get confused about their inventory. From: 1337_104d3r@fortbrag.gov
    To: new.guy@fortbrag.gov

    Dude, I toldya five times already... the live ones are coded OMGWTFBBQ, and the fakies are ROFLCOPTER.

    Quit fucking up or I'll suspend your ass with pay.

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  80. Re:Grammar by dan828 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except this was just a "would've" spelled incorrectly as "would of". But frankly, I find all of this idiotic. There is no reason to maintain traditional spellings. Everything should be spelled phonetically, and then we could quit wasting our time on this crap. Just think of all the mindless drudgery our students would be saved from if they didn't have to learn to spell.

  81. Re:Your are wrong by mstone · · Score: 2

    Yeeeeeah...

    It's not like the crew of a training flight would get dummy arming codes, authorization protocols, and anything else they might need for live weaponry. After all, the whole point of a training exercise is to make the whole thing different enough from the real thing that no one could confuse the two.

    And of course you can't turn the loyalties of people who work with nukes.. that would be like saying China could get classified nuclear weapon designs out of Los Alamos.