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Man Claims iPod Set His Pants Aflame
alphadogg writes to mention that an Atlanta man is claiming an iPod Nano actually caught fire in his pants creating flames that lasted 15 seconds and reached up as far as his chest. Apple hasn't responded to the claims yet other than sending him a packet to return the iPod.
Liar liar pant's on fire!
Oh, wait... let me get you some water.
Let me be the first to ask... Did he happen to be hanging from telephone wire when this incident occurred?
He's obviously lying.
His pants are on fire.
In Soviet Russia music burns you.
... he needs to sue his dry-cleaners.
Lacking <sarcasm> tags,
I was sure I posted in here earlier but its vanished..
Found it again from my comments but not here
His playlist included:
The Doors, Light my Fire
The Prodigy, Firestarter
Madonna, Burning up
Currently playing though was
James Brown, Hot pants.
liqbase
Fifteen seconds? Count that out one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, ... or use the second hand from a watch. That's a pretty damn long time.
hmm, my testicles appear to be alight. I suppose I might have to do something about that one of these days...
The fire reached to his chest? I'm wondering what else he had in his pocket, perhaps a butane lighter. Even if I hooked an electrical cord to a 2032 Li-ion cell I seriously doubt the flames would go more than 3 inches. Usually batteries go because the current draw is very high. Perhaps polyester clothing could contribute to his misfortune, but glossy paper in his pocket protected him from severe burns? I think we'll have to see what the nano looked like afterwards before really passing any judgement, but this is just about as amazing as the finger in the Wendy's Chili.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
...great balls of fire!
Will this be followed up with a story about an Apple manager stating:
"We didn't start the Fire..."?
Is there heaven? Is there Hell? Is that a Tuna Melt I smell?-Primus
He should have picked a color other than pink and settled for fabulous instead of flaming.
Bill Clinton: Pimp we can believe in. - The Shirt!!!
He was watching The Hills, and the Nano couldn't take it, so it decided to end his life.
This looks like a job for...the Mythbusters!
Or Dave Barry.
But given that no toilet is involved, I'm inclined to lean towards the Mythbusters.
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They set him on fire for downloading non-itunes music to his ipod, imagine what they'll do to the iphone hackers!
Help! I've fallen in a karma hole and I can't get up!
I think everyone should tag this ipwned.
Must be the firewire model.
Ergonomica Auctorita Illico!
It's a new kind of DRM Apple is trialling.
I think its already been said that iPods are going to be the hottest thing for the holidays this year.
Yes but in mailing the packet they decided to choose standard delivery, not priority overnight! Meanwhile the guy is without pants! Without music!
I feel your pain!
WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
Apparently the flames are invisible so people will think you're dancing.
... for making flamebait products. :)
'Presumably there's an Americanism at play here and the iPod was in his trousers rather than his pants, if not then i've a that feeling Apple could claim improper use.'
Or improper accessories, at any rate:
http://www.ohmibod.com/
I think this makes it pretty obvious that Steve Jobs is secretly hiding self-destruct mechanisms inside the ipods for when Apple tries to take over the world.
Surrender or your 8 gigs of music gets it.
Klingon Software is not released, it escapes, inflicting terrible damage onto the enemy as it does
Interesting. So what does "iPod" mean in british?
Prov 9:8 Do not rebuke mockers or they will hate you; rebuke the wise and they will love you.
From TFA: "The nearly two year-old iPod caught fire".
He kept commodity electronics more than six months! He did not consume, he is not a good citizen, he had it coming!
-1 not first post
told him its his fault for installing 3rd party applications?
* Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
No, no, you misunderstand. "Telephone/rumor" effect and all. They didn't give him a packet to return the iPod. The exact wording was that they're giving him "a receptacle in which to place the damaged goods".
In other words, a hooker.
Apology to Ubuntu forum.
Rip. Mix. Burn.
>I'm sure they can spin this into positive PR.
Absolutely! Steve Jobs will announce that from this moment forward, all Apple Stores will carry Apple's new iMarshmallows (tm), and that he has arranged to send every registered iPod user a coupon for 50% off their purchase (for a limited time only).
"It happened twice because the girl I was with thought it was funny so she did it again."
Ummm.... where do I start?
"Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
"Ok, uh, we found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer that we bought at your beer store, eh? And we heard that when that happens you get your beer free."
You remind me of this Dilbert strip.
python>>> q="'";s='q="%c";s=%c%s%c;print s%%(q,q,s,q)';print s%(q,q,s,q)
Lacking <sarcasm> tags,
Bringing liberty to the masses. - http://freetalklive.com/
Nowhere.
[Girl who uses accelerant to set me on fire] >>> [absence of girl].
Duh.
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
Dammed kids these days.. back in my day we would just huff the gas, but oooh no, not today, thats to old fashion, gotta take everything the the extreme now.
Back in the day, kids used to be sharing, and took turns at setting each other on fire. Nowadays it's just me, me, me...
I bet he was listening to
Great Balls of fire
No, really! I don't want to start a flame war with this guy.
You know what?
Just because we have chisled abs and stunning features, does not mean we to can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
steampunk web design
Joanna, fire.
Scorta futuere amo!