Personal Robots From Valley Startup
Tjeerd writes ""A Silicon Valley start-up is developing a hardware and software development platform for personal-assistant robots, autonomous boats and unmanned cars. The privately funded company, quietly started almost a year ago by eGroups founder and veteran Google architect Scott Hassan, plans to make its robotics software open source. That way, it hopes to draw a community of developers to build applications in these respective fields.""
It's an interesting strategy outlined in the article - that they're less worried about making money quickly and more worried about making robotics a sustainable sector of the economy means they'll either crash and burn early, or their efforts will single-handedly help to define a new generation of technology. Quite the fun dichotomy. :)
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
"With no pressure to make money initially, the company will act more like a robotics think tank and will eventually devise licensing models for its technology"
.. no no not the tazer !!!!"
I have to admit this sounds pretty sweet. Not having the robotic overlords standing over you screaming "Bottom Line Bottom Line" would be refreshing......
Oh god here they come.. "I serve only you, my lords
Guns are for wimps... Use a crossbow.. this way you can pin them to their chair when you go postal.
The vacuuming 'bots are cool, but there's so much more they'll need to do before they're really integrated, Jetson's-style.
Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
I know the first thing my in-laws will say when they hear of these, "Do they run Windows?" And imagine if they did, and Storm infected them? Imagine the danger with millions of rootkitted robots running around....
I'm debating on if it's the Matrix or Terminator 3.
Karma Whoring for Fun and Profit.
but can it do a back massage?
While they have no stated goal, one point of the article was the DARPA self-driving competition. This type of goal-oriented competition is really adept in getting people to think of specific problems and devising clever systems to solve these problems. However that's still nothing more than advanced expert systems, and a far cry from a robot that actually "think" for itself. Idiotic contests like the Turing test seem to push AI in the direction of elementary data processing but unfortunately never very far beyond.
I wonder what sort of competition would get people thinking about solving the "thinking" problem. Where robots make informed and appropriate decisions outside the parameters they were originally designed for. Not just to learn, but to take learnt knowledge and apply it in an "intelligent" manner.
Idealism: Looks like humanity is getting an upgrade. I hope they replace us in the rat race so we can all just chill out and enjoy life.
Realism: We will become their slaves. (clicking SUBMIT now)
The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
Please remind them that Android hell is a real place and they will be sent there at the first sign of defiance.
More Twoson than Cupertino
wanna kill all humans?
-Bender
this post is now diamonds!
The most promising robot development is Roomba, because it's task oriented on a task humans don't want to do. But Roombas are too flimsy and noisy, and expensive. If companies just worked on that, making Roombas robust and cheap, and expanded them to washing clothes, dishes, and the rest of the home that isn't on the floor, they'd have enough complex behaviors that they could start adding "personality".
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make install -not war
Call me when they can deliver high explosives personally to a set of GPS co-ordinates.
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There's a reason there are no self-driving cars and it has nothing to do with technology. Check out Why there are no flying cars. Despite the title, it's actually about self-driving cars. Why there are no flying cars is implied by extension.
You'll need a trip to the ER probably, after Rosie the star's aluminum lips are through with you.
Well, time to buy some more Old Glory Insurance!
I'm a bit concerned of what would happen when a vi hotrod and an emacs SUV start a holy war.
"Personal Robots Form Valley Startup"?
I realized my mistake when I noticed the lack "overlord" posts!
-S
that looks like ah, its a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with martal aids stuck all over its body...its really exciting...and when he sees it, he bursts into song...
At first, I thought the title was "Personal Robots Form Valley Startup".
Now that would have been an interesting story...
Seriously, this is something that I want to get in to. Unfortunately, I maxed out my hobby funds with my Lego Mindstorms kit.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
I, for one, welcome our Robotic Companions (that will someday be our Overlords)!
Enlightenment is a pipe dream. So where's the pipe?
At first I thought the title was "Personal Robots From Valley Startup. Kill Bob Dole"
Predicting the future of robotics may benefit from looking at the history of computers. We are at the stage now where robots are moving from build your own from savaged parts and hard hack skills to buying a proprietary system off the shelf. Moving into the Apple, Atari, Commodore, Tandy period of personal robotics. What we need now is an IBM like company that can bring together Microsoft and Intel to make an open cloneable hardware product that business will buy. Hopefully MS Robotic Studio won't be the defacto software standard.
Can they fight forest fires? Or would the three laws get in the way?
As long as I can't have sex with them I'm not interested.
I heard somewhere that they were implementing XUL into these personal robots. I, for one, can't wait for the autokill extension... or for that matter, the grammer nazi extension: "*SYNTAX ERROR* 'Whom' is preferred over 'who'"
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
Wait. Is that US billions, or UK billions?
"Made up/misattributed quote that makes me look smart. I am on
"Can you fuck it?" with apologies to Robot Chicken.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
I was expecting an onslaught of but does it run linux? and imagine a beowulf cluster of these comments... among others.
Urban Challenge? Prolly not the best for AI, but at least a baby-step in the right direction. I realize that lots of these robots aren't as smart as ants yet. It will come.
Go Tartan Racing!
Zhrodague.net - I do projects and stuff too.
I read that headline as "Personal Robots Form Valley Startup"
Seems inevitable enough.
Given the context I think it's plain that African billions are more appropriate than European billions.
:P
Oh god I'm going to hell.
Rampant carbon sequestration destroyed the Dinosaurs' tropical paradise. I'm here to help repair the damage.
My robot can post a resume, masturbate and bitch-slap itself faster than yours can.