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Colbert Ballot Bid Shot Down

wizzard2k writes "Some of you may have seen Stephen Colbert's bid for the South Carolina Presidential Primary, however it seems his hopes to appear on the ballot as a candidate for the Democratic Party have been shot down. From the report: 'Stephen Colbert's bid to get on the ballot for the upcoming Democratic primary in his home state was shot down on Thursday (November 1) by the executive committee of the South Carolina Democratic Party. Colbert's bid was voted down 13-3 ... Using criteria such as whether the candidate was recognized in the national news media as a legitimate candidate and whether they'd actively campaigned in the state, the committee put the kibosh on the Colbert bid.'"

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  1. Bloomberg/Colbert '08. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Bloomberg's money. Colbert's debating skills.

    Two-party duopoly? THREAT DOWN!

    1. Re:Bloomberg/Colbert '08. by mrsteveman1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Stewart at least serves a valid reality based purpose, that is to make political idiots look ridiculous in public.

      The Daily Show gets people interested and in fact cynical of politicians where they otherwise would not have even cared.

      I won't however defend colbert, I've seen him bring too many guests on the show with important things to say, only to have him run his mouth and waste time as if its all a joke. It may be mocking political pundits, but his guests are real and were brought on for a reason, and he talks over them like a moron.

    2. Re:Bloomberg/Colbert '08. by Propaganda13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I haven't watched much Colbert lately, but guests should know what they're getting into. I've seen guests respond to Colbert's off-the-wall comments with wit and humor while still getting their point across. If they think Colbert is just going to give them a straight interview, they're pretty stupid.

    3. Re:Bloomberg/Colbert '08. by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't you see, it *is* all a joke. The media and the politicians in real life are what make a mockery of our country, and he's just trying to make it visible by acting like them.

      He's our generation's Andy Kaufman. If you get him he's a mastermind, and if you don't well, I feel sorry for you.

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    4. Re:Bloomberg/Colbert '08. by Kingrames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He does that when they would make his show look serious. They're trying to take a humor show and turn it into politics, he's doing a damn good job of stopping them.

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    5. Re:Bloomberg/Colbert '08. by lenski · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not to argue, but to provide a thought... I remember Andy Kaufman's performances well. Some of them were as good as just about anything Steven has ever done. IMHO however, Steven wins in the consistency department. Kaufman's characters had some gaps, while (still IMHO) Steven manages to carry off one of the most flawless narcissistic characters I've ever seen presented. It takes some major creativity cojones to deliver essentially every day as Steven does. And he does it with such panache, he's been able to "get" guests of essentially all stripes to join him in his performance. (Henry Kissinger? Introducing a guitar battle? With the Decemberists? Simply amazing...)

      (A side note: I was a young worker at Warner Qube during a time when Mr. Kaufman was performing semi-regularly there. He was a genuinely interesting man, his talent was significant and worthy of our respect.)

  2. Settles that... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Informative
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  3. The real reason they quashed it... by sexybomber · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... was probably because he would have won. Can't have that big of a threat to the Establishment.

    1. Re:The real reason they quashed it... by Toandeaf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How the flipping hell was he a threat? Its not like Comedy Central isn't a part of "the Evil Corporations".

    2. Re:The real reason they quashed it... by tilandal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the reason they rejected him is because he was not trying to be a legitimate candidate.

    3. Re:The real reason they quashed it... by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I love how everyone who supports candidates who are massively backed by corporations and special interests (which is the only kind of viable candidate) are attacking him for being "backed" by a corporation. I mean . . . seriously. Pot. Kettle. Black.

    4. Re:The real reason they quashed it... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

      He was polling 2.3%, which put him ahead of jokes like Kucinich and Gravel (and serious candidates like Dodd) but far behind Obama and Edwards.

      Well, admittedly it had only been a week and a half after he announced his intent to run that his numbers were there. Imagine if he'd had over a year like all the other guys. He'd be at like 120-125% by now.

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    5. Re:The real reason they quashed it... by vux984 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Which ironically actually made him more legitimate than the rest of them.

      Its absolutely pathetic when a satirist making a parody of the election process process has more credibility than the average 'legitimate' candidate.

    6. Re:The real reason they quashed it... by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

      The best part would be when he got 125% of the popular vote... but still lost in the electoral college.

      :-D

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    7. Re:The real reason they quashed it... by edwardpickman · · Score: 3, Funny
      Well, admittedly it had only been a week and a half after he announced his intent to run that his numbers were there. Imagine if he'd had over a year like all the other guys. He'd be at like 120-125% by now.

      If not higher!

    8. Re:The real reason they quashed it... by djp928 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Democratic party gets to decide who runs as a Democrat. If you want Colbert on the ballot, write him in yourself or get him to run as an Independent.

    9. Re:The real reason they quashed it... by morari · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Be serious. He was polling 2.3%, which put him ahead of jokes like Kucinich and Gravel (and serious candidates like Dodd) but far behind Obama and Edwards. Which would be the problem, wouldn't it? When the best candidate, by far, is considered a joke by most. Poor, misunderstood Kucinich. Poor, misguided America.
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    10. Re:The real reason they quashed it... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, electing someone who is up front and honest about his corporate ties would set a very bad precedent. For starters, it would make everyone else look bad. I think he should go all the way and start his own party, the Tasty Doriticans.

    11. Re:The real reason they quashed it... by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Polls are only good to get a general idea. They don't even call a large number of people. Usually it is less the a thousand or so. I'm not sure if his entire viewing audience, if they all would support him cross party lines over the other candidates, would make much of a real difference compared to the support other candidates have.

      I don't place much stock in polls. I usually answer them as stupidly as possible if I even bother and on exist polls, I give something different as an answer then what I actually voted for. Polls are really a way of telling undecided people what they should do by letting them know what others are going to do. If a poll said that colbert was bigger then Mrs Clinton then the masses would probably just flat out support him unless he does something stupid. But right now the people behind the scenes want you to pay attention to a black guy with little to no experience and a white girl with even less experience.

    12. Re:The real reason they quashed it... by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was thinking within the respect of the population of the state of South Carolina (4.3 million by 2007 estimate). The population sampling requirements for a state would/should be a lot lower then for the entire country's population. But you should be able to poll for each stater and then have a sample representing the entire country by combining the results. With the electoral vote system in the US, you really need to keep the states separate when considering presidential bids and state matters.

      I read something a while back where they were claiming that some of the major polling companies can do this with such a low representation or the populace. This is when I started giving incorrect results (well the exit poll thing was a joke Rush Limbaugh started by I haven't stopped yet.)

  4. Re:Now here's where the hope comes in by Epi-man · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just hope for the Democrats' sake that they are smart enough to pick someone who can win based on the fact that they should be President, and not just throwing out the candidate who is most effective at saying "I'm not the other guy."


    Why should they break with tradition?

    I have yet to hear any candidate with a convincing tale that they should be President...have you?
  5. Mainstream Media Decide WHAT? by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Using criteria such as whether the candidate was recognized in the national news media

    Wait a second... not only do the media have massive power to influence how people vote - their approval is also are one of the criteria used to decide if a candidate is allowed to run at all? WTF?

    Why does anyone bother to vote at all? It would be faster to just let the media companies nominate our public officials directly.

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    1. Re:Mainstream Media Decide WHAT? by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He's not being dis-allowed from running. He's just being dis-allowed from running as a Democrat.

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    2. Re:Mainstream Media Decide WHAT? by bckrispi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although, yes, their decision was based on the idea that across national news, it was ambiguous if his candidacy was real or not.
      Colbert has said numerous times in the past weeks that he is a serious candidate in South Carolina, and nowhere else. This is probably what doomed him, as the SC Democratic committee bases its decisions in no small part on the National electability of a candidate. You simply cannot win a national election if you only run in one state.
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    3. Re:Mainstream Media Decide WHAT? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's the main reason I was hoping he was going to get in it. Just once I'd like to see a debate where the candidates were called on their bullshit non-answers. If nothing else, he'd at least draw attention to answers of "I'm pro puppies and happiness!" as not having any actual meaning. When they're asked questions about how they intend to tackle some problem, they deserve to be mocked if they try to pass off platitudes instead of plans.

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    4. Re:Mainstream Media Decide WHAT? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I'm pro puppies and happiness!" The pro-puppy lobby has entirely too much power in Washington.
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    5. Re:Mainstream Media Decide WHAT? by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Democrat Primary is for the purpose of decising the Democrat Candidate. He can still run for office under a few other parties, or as an independent. Believe it or not, the Democrat Party is a private organization. They could choose their candidates by lottery if they wanted, or by caucus (as some states do), or simply executive decision.

      Bitching that the Democrat Party of South Carolina won't let him run is like bitching that the Moose Lodge won't let him run for Grand Poobah.

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    6. Re:Mainstream Media Decide WHAT? by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not even close. Other people can and often build off the successes of people who failed. And yes, when your all sitting around saying this sucks, you can ask yourselves who attempted to do something about it and who didn't. If everyone says they did something then fine. But as soon as someone said they didn't attempt to do anything, they they lost the right to bitch.

      I probably failed 3 times before I started my first company that took off and became successful. If you ask many other business owners, you will see that they admit to have failed in the past too. It may not be their fault it failed but failing is failing. And it definately isn't jumping and attempting to grab the moon.

  6. Democracy? by KC1P · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah that's democracy for you, a bunch of unelected political bosses deciding whether to even give someone a *chance* for people to vote for them. Hell I'm thinking of writing him in anyway (even though he's not even trying to run for president of Mass.).

    Well I hope at least they gave him back his $2500.

    1. Re:Democracy? by bouchecl · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well I hope at least they gave him back his $2500.
      They will, according to this story
    2. Re:Democracy? by archen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah that's democracy for you, a bunch of unelected political bosses deciding whether to even give someone a *chance* for people to vote for them.

      Actually it is. Is anything stopping him for running for president? no. Is anyone prevented from voting for him? no. Honestly I don't see how we can blame the democrats for the fact that this country has painted itself into a corner with the "two party system". The fact that the democrats won't let him run is insignificant. The fact that we for some reason think he can't run if he isn't in one of the "two parties" actually is.

  7. Fear by king-manic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They were just afraid eh might win the whole things. Because dim democrats would vote for him for his recognizable face and dim republicans would vote for him because they can't detect satire. The rest of us would vote for him because it's funny.

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    1. Re:Fear by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They were just afraid eh might win the whole thing.

      Why would they be afraid of that? The worst that happens is that Steven Colbert wins South Carolina, a state that gave its 8 electoral votes to Bush in 2004 with a not-slim margin. Steve's got at least as good a chance as John Kerry, and about ten times the chance Clinton would have in South Carolina. No, the real Democrat presidential candidate wouldn't get the votes, but neither would the Republicans. Let the man play, see what happens.

      But then again, he's got huge appeal, and write-in votes nationally might actually dent a national Clinton/Obama run. Maybe that's their worry.

    2. Re:Fear by Surt · · Score: 5, Informative

      Heck, I would vote for him because I genuinely believe he'd be more competent than any other candidate.

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  8. There's Ron Paul by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ron Paul has convincing tale... but then, he isn't running as a Democrat.

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    1. Re:There's Ron Paul by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like Ron Paul too, but lets face it, he is unelectable. It is an unfortunate truth that the politician with the best or even good ideas is rarely elected solely or even mostly on the merits of those ideas, but rather what the public thinks of his podium speaking skills, packaged sound bites (carefully packaged so that the "average" voter draws the "correct" conclusions from them), and physical appearance (i.e. nice suit + seven (7) fold silk tie, sharp facial features, and $400.00 plus hair cut...preferably done while idling the jet on the tarmac). The debates are more like political Kabuki theater organized for the party faithful then genuine debates. The questions are sometimes alright, but for the most part the candidates retreat to their sound bites or dodge the questions, or else the questions are soft peddled or pre-screened from a pool submitted by the public (so there are no surprises) by the "moderators" making the "debates" a fairly meaningless exercise.

    2. Re:There's Ron Paul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't see it that way. Voting for Ron Paul in the primaries would actually be a sharp rebuke of the policies of the current administration.

    3. Re:There's Ron Paul by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bullshit! A vote for a candidate in no way endorses past candidates on the ticket they happen to be running on. It's not as if your theoretical vote for Ron Paul would go back in time and cast a vote for Bush, too.

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    4. Re:There's Ron Paul by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While i agree I also perceive Ron Paul to be unelectable- part of the reason for that is the party controlled media is pushing that view. Meanwhile his contributions and polling keep surprising them.

      I listened to him on a local talkshow on KSEV and it consisted of...

      The hosts ask him a biased question "when did you stop beating your wife type"...
      He starts to give a surprisingly straight-forward and honest answer...
      They cut him off and accuse him of hating the troops...
      He starts into how we shouldn't be covering the oil companies security costs...
      They cut him off and start some other angle in a very abusive tone
      repeat this for 25 minutes.
      After he signs off they basically call him a loon and accuse him of wanting our troops to die a couple more times.
      Then invite him to come back on again anytime he wants to "debate" with them.

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      On the other hand, Ron Paul has a long history of principled voting AND working with the rest of congress.
      Try to break free of the liberal and conservative media trying to manipulate you into dismissing Ron Paul out of hand.

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    5. Re:There's Ron Paul by panopticonisi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So by voting democrat, you'd be insinuating that you didn't want slaves freed, since, you know, a republican was responsible for that one...

    6. Re:There's Ron Paul by Tsiangkun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Insightful my ass.

      The only thing Republicans today have in common with the party of Lincoln is they use the name Republican for their party.

      Republicans have replaced slaves with low wage, third world labor.
      Republicans have replaced slave owners with corporate bosses.
      Republicans have replaced plantations with corporations.

      I see no evidence the republicans give a shit about the rights of anyone that bleeds red blood. They are a party that caters to the corporate citizens of the United States.

      The republicans have a domestic policy and we saw it in Katrina.
      The republicans have a foreign policy and we see it in Iraq.
      The republicans have a fiscal policy, and we see it in our debt.

      The republican party IS a foreign government.

    7. Re:There's Ron Paul by voisine · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't be so cynical. I agree what you describe has been the way things have gone in the past, but this 2007, not 2004. RP keeps surprising the main stream media because they don't yet understand that they no longer hold all the keys and control all the gates to news, information and public opinion. Primaries are self selecting. Only 20% of registered voters bother and the ones who do are the ones who actually care about politics. The people who care about politics are exactly the people most likely to do research and find out there's actually a choice this time, that the status quo isn't the only option. RP is very much like a version of Buchanan policy wise with the added bonus that he actually understands economics. Buchanan was polling at 5% when he won the NH primary in '96. RP is at 7.4% with a month or two to go. Once he wins NH in a land slide the rest of the country will realize that he actually *is* electable. He's really got a shot at this.

    8. Re:There's Ron Paul by erlenic · · Score: 4, Informative

      Have you ever looked at the voting record for the Civil Rights Act of 1964, or the Voting Rights Act of 1965? Both of these bills did a lot to advance civil rights in America. For the CRA, 80% of Republicans voted yes, and 60-something percent of Democrats voted yes. VRA: R 84%, D 77%. Oh, and check out the region breakdown for the Civil Rights Act. Maybe you won't be so quick to call yourself a Southern Democrat after seeing that, unless you're proud to identify with racists.

      Sources:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Rights_Act_of_1964#By_party
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voting_Rights_Act#Vote_count

      Disclaimer:
      I'm not trying to say the Republicans are champions of Civil Rights. Far from it, just look at the Patriot Act. But the Democrats aren't any better. If you want truly equal treatment for all, vote Libertarian.

    9. Re:There's Ron Paul by cHiphead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was just being a dick and returning the sarcastic trolling, didn't take time think it through, just knee jerking for fun.

      You are correct on your numbers. I'm a "southern" democrat in terms of my overall political stances (socialist libertarian), not the old hat Southern Democrat (thus the "" in my original post) There was no strong republican party in the South prior to the Civil Rights Act. Afterwards, the 'racist' part of the SDems steadily moved over to the Republican party.

      Am I wrong to identify myself in that frame of reference?

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  9. well by SheepLauncher · · Score: 3, Funny

    And thats The Word...

  10. If Fred Thompson and Ronald Reagan can run... by digitaldc · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...why can't Stephen Colbert?

    Is it because he is just too damn smart and over-qualified?

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    1. Re:If Fred Thompson and Ronald Reagan can run... by jtroutman · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's fairly simple, digitaldc. The Democrats have requirements for candidates. One of those requirements is that the candidate's campaign be "viable". Since Colbert was only running in one state, his campaign was deemed to not be viable.

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    2. Re:If Fred Thompson and Ronald Reagan can run... by yellowbkpk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or maybe his show is a thinly disguise advertisement for his campaign?

  11. When Colbert Read the Requirements... by AdmNaismith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... on the air, I knew he wouldn't make it on the ballot. For a small group of people to decide who end up on the ballot like that just shows how little we need political parties in this country. Getting on the ballot need to be a little more democratic.

  12. Please take the hint by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I hope Colbert's candidacy and its high level of support serve a large clue-stick to the entrenched political parties. A large number of people are so sick and tired of politics as usual that they are willing to support anyone who is unusual.

    Somehow I doubt the Republicrats and Democans will listen to this warning, though. I remember in college when a local comic-strip character (Hank the Hallucination, no less) won the student government presidential election (beating Paul Begala who went on to serve Clinton). All the budding young politicos were incensed that their resume-padding ambitions were being damaged by the will of the student body. But it didn't really change anything then and a fear Colbert short-lived candidacy won't change much now (but I can hope!).

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  13. How to get on the ballot? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this is fascinating, and I hope Colbert continues to see how far he can go. It's great that he is testing our democratic process, and bringing in his fans into how the system works.

    Perhaps he can get on a third-party primary? As an independent? How hard is it to start your own party? Is running as a write-in the best option?

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  14. This was funny... by Rombuu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...40 years ago when Pat Paulson did it the first time.

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  15. this group will be very unhappy by davebarnes · · Score: 2
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  16. Re:Now here's where the hope comes in by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just hope for the Democrats' sake...

    I hope for America's sake (and that of the world) that American voters wake up and stop voting Republican or Democrat.

    Two sides of the same coin...

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  17. Pat Paulson by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm reminded or comedian Pat Paulson, a regular fixture on the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour back in the late 60's (yes, I'm showing my age). He was a perennial (fake) presidential candidate back then. He managed to get on the ballot a few times, and came in second to George H.W. Bush in the North Dakota Republican primary, and second to Bill Clinton in the 1996 New Hampshire primary.

    But what I remember best was his bid to get on the California primary in '96. He had twice the number of required signatures on his petition, paid the fees, filed well in advance of the deadline, but was still denied. March Fong Yu, California Secretary of State, explained the denial as "he's not serious about the campaign."

    Paulson's response: "You mean those other guys are?"

    310 of us wrote him in anyway....

  18. So Sad by DrunkBastard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Man, the irony is that so many people would've voted for him. Regardless of the fact that he's a comedian and actor, he has an amazing sense of people and character, exactly what a good politician should have, as well as charisma aplenty. Add in the fact that he's quite brilliant at just about anything he does, and you have yourself a good candidate. They simply voted him off because of the stigma of being a "joke".
     
    I find it amazing that this board has the power to eliminate him from the primaries so arbitrarily.
     
    If I were Colbert, I'd be seeking justice from the courts on this one. Show them just how serious a candidate he is.

    1. Re:So Sad by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I were Colbert, I'd be seeking justice from the courts on this one.
      Why? The Democratic (and any other)party is not run by the government. It's not the government's (nor the judicial branch IMHO) job to decide who can and can't run as a candidate for the parties. That's up to them. How do they decide? Check their bylaws. If their bylaws state that candidates must be approved by committee, then they're entitled to do so.

      Doesn't mean, however, that he can't run for president on his own.
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    2. Re:So Sad by wonkavader · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Man, the irony is that so many people would've voted for him."

      That's not the irony, that's the REASON. The last thing the Democratic party (or any party) wants is someone like Colbert on any podium with their guys. This campaign was a serious threat to the status quo -- not earth shattering stuff, but it would have made people look stupid, shown people to be liars, made people think -- this is not desired by either of our two political parties.

      "If I were Colbert, I'd be seeking justice from the courts on this one. Show them just how serious a candidate he is."

      We vote for candidates from two parties to run our government, but the parties are NOT the government. He may have far less rights to get those parties to do anything they don't want to than you realize.

    3. Re:So Sad by roystgnr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This campaign was a serious threat to the status quo -- not earth shattering stuff, but it would have made people look stupid

      And we couldn't have that: the only people allowed to make Democrats look stupid are themselves!

      Aborted or not, Colbert's run has been a nice eye opener. Access to a state's Republican ballot costs 14 times more than the Democrats' registration fee? Access to that state's Democratic ballot can be thwarted by less than a dozen people? Colbert has probably done more than anyone to make it clear that the venerated days where all us normal people cast votes are just a small part of the whole election process.

  19. Independent by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why can't he run as an independent?

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  20. Let Him Run! by rrkap · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Democrats should let Colbert run considering that he does better in polls than many Democrat candidates. From the Washington post:

    In the Democratic primary, Colbert takes 2.3 percent of the vote -- good for fifth place behind Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (40 percent), Sen. Barack Obama (19 percent), former Sen. John Edwards (12 percent) and Sen. Joe Biden (2.7 percent. Colbert finished ahead of Gov. Bill Richardson (2.1 percent), Rep. Dennis Kucinich (2.1 percent) and former Sen. Mike Gravel (less than 1 percent).

    If they're going to let Richardson be on the ballot, they should let Colbert be on it too!

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  21. More fodder for the master by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess I don't know for *sure*, but I'm fairly convinced Colbert never had any real plans to begin with. He's just using this "presidential bid" to poke fun at the US electoral system, and shine a light on the shady practices that go along with a bid. The whole Doritos business is hilarious, and I can't wait to see what he does with this most recent development.

    Not to directly compare Stephen to greats like Pryor or Carlin, but how many comedians have had this much impact on political discourse, this quickly? Most subversive types get the soccer moms up in arms, but there's more mainstream media hand-wringing over Colbert than I ever remember seeing before.

    Also his persona is dead-on perfect for this sort of stunt. I mean, come on: "Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one... Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus-or-minus the facts." Beautiful.

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  22. Colbert bumped by NetSettler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Colbert has handled this poorly, and while I'm dismayed he won't be on the political stage, I think it's his own fault.

    I think he would have taken the place by storm if he'd gone out of character when off his show and dealt with people as a regular person, instead of making any attempt whatsoever to be funny. It would have put people off guard and left him the upper hand to control the political stage.

    Nothing would have shown modern politics for what it is better than to have people show up to debate with him, armed with one-liners so they could compete one what they imagined to be the called-for level only to find that he was armed with complete thoughts on issues that he surely knows about but does not normally speak of.

    That he has left people unsure about what he's doing is not the fault of the people he's confused. He's the one with the savvy to have overcome it, and his entire point is that people are not good about setting serious agendas. They're waiting for someone else to do it in lemming-like ways, and then instead of him doing it, he's leaving it to others to figure him out.

    I love his show, but I think he has botched this. He could still recover, I think, but the only way I see him doing is stepping out of character. And to be honest, I think he's afraid to do that, which bodes ill for him as a candidate.

    He wants to orchestrate things, but the US situation is not something that needs orchestration right now. It needs plain honesty. Honesty we know he's capable of. But it needs it straight up, not confusingly presented.

    I don't care what he says on his show--I'll still watch the show. I care a lot that off the show, if he's going to do this, he do it as a regular guy, not a persona.

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    1. Re:Colbert bumped by pokerdad · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Colbert has handled this poorly....

      I love his show, but I think he has botched this.

      I think you are confusing what he was trying to do with what you wish he had been trying to do.

    2. Re:Colbert bumped by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your entire post is based on the mistaken premise that Colbert actually wants to compete. He doesn't. In the rare out of character interviews he gives, he's always very clear that he is a comedian. Everything he does is for laughs. Playing a pundit gets him laughs, so he does it. It has nothing to do with his personal politics.

      In that vein, the bid was always a big stunt for ratings. He has handled this perfectly for that aim. All of the "flubs" about campaign finance just keep his name in the news and keep people watching the show to pick up the latest gossip. Getting bounced from the Democratic ballot just gives him an opportunity to scream mock outrage on TV tonight. Maybe this would be a setback for a politician, but it's perfect for a comedian.

      AFAIK, he's still going to be on the Republican ballot, which will give him plenty of opportunities to insert himself into the process going forward. Even if that doesn't work out, he could probably stage a run as an independent.

  23. Re:Good... by Elemenope · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's one thing to joke about politics, it's another to make the politics into a joke. In doing the later, Colbert was going to take the focus off of the race and put it onto himself.

    I hardly give Colbert credit for making politics into a joke. It was that long before he made the scene. The fact that a good portion of the MSM couldn't suss out whether Colbert was actually kidding or not for a while (and Rasmussen actually put a damn poll in the field) should be evidence enough.

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  24. They had no choice but to quash his bid. by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Otherwise no one would take the Democratic Party seriously. They'd be powerless. Impotent. Laughable. They could run a Nobel Peace prize winner against a guy who can't say "nuclear," and still lose. But by quashing Colbert's bid, they retain their power and dignity.

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  25. Re:Now here's where the hope comes in by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...[I care] whether the politician is honest and will support the positions I care about. I will vote for said person... So, you're saying you're not voting anymore?

    -G
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  26. Re:What?? by GiMP · · Score: 2

    The reality is that this is not preventing him from being in the presidential race necessarily, just from running as a Democrat. Unfortunately, in the modern-day USA, you can only realistically run as a Republican or Democrat.

  27. Re:Good... by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He's an entertainer. Putting the focus on himself is not only his job, but it's part of his act. I mean, four nights a week, he introduces a guest and then steals the applause that would usually welcome that guest. Stealing the stage from the likes of Hillary, Obama, Mit, Fred, Rudy - that's second nature to him.

    When a satirist can steal (or come close to stealing) the political process, it says more about the political process than it does about the satirist. He isn't making politics into a joke. He's simply pointing out that it is.

  28. HORRIBLE PR move by moosesocks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really do hate our current crop of Republicans, but absolutely can't stand just how incompetent the Democrats are as a whole. A trained monkey should have been able to win the 2004 election, and they managed to pitch a candidate so bland and nondescript that they blew it.

    Blocking Colbert's nomination has the very serious potential to completely alienate their base. If he's only running for the SC primary, the amount of potential damage is extremely limited, and not likely to make much of a difference even if he wins the nod in that state. On the other hand, if Colbert runs as an independent in the general election, he has a very serious chance of fucking things up completely.

    (As a sidenote: I'm a strong proponent doing away with the 2-party system by allowing voters to cast a vote for as many candidates as they want. If you like both Nader and Gore, vote for both of them! If for some unholy reason, you want to vote for both the republican and democratic candidate (ie. you hate independents with a firey passion), there should be nothing stopping you from doing so. This means that there's no longer such thing as a 'wasted vote', and if the independent candidates are truly unviable, we'd be no worse off. This would be a huge boon to candidates like Mike Gravel or Ron Paul)

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    1. Re:HORRIBLE PR move by wwahammy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you're confusing the electoral college in this. With an electoral college, IRV would be used inside a state to decide the states delegates to the electoral college. Preferably the electoral college would be eliminated and we'd simply have a popular vote for the President.

      Outside of Paul, the best example of IRV having benefit would be Nader in 2000. A significant portion of people wanted Nader but voted for Gore because they really didn't want Bush to be President.

      I do agree that the IRV seems confusing but it has proved successful most notably in Australia. Also, a number of municipalities use it for local elections and a few states are testing out its viability and potential.

      Really in the end though IRV is part of a number of reforms and alone won't do a whole lot.

  29. But, but... Can He Dance? by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

    what they mean here is whether his attempt to be added to the ballet was to seriously run for office
  30. Why are primaries taxpayer funded? by Giro+d'Italia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shouldn't political parties have to pay their own way in nominating their candidates? Why should my tax dollars go to help them count the votes? In other countries, political parties hold their own conventions at their own expense.

    1. Re:Why are primaries taxpayer funded? by Nimey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because then there'd be no oversight. You might as well have the party bosses picking the candida... oh, wait.

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    2. Re:Why are primaries taxpayer funded? by Brandybuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I absolutely agree. They have no business using state and federal resources to select their nominee.

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  31. Re:Good thing.. by mfrank · · Score: 2, Informative

    South Carolina requires a filing fee of $ 20,000 for each candidate, so the Republican party of South Carolina makes $10,000 off each candidate they put on the primary ballot, and the Democratic party of South Carolina loses $17,5000 for each one of theirs.

    That tells you which party knows anything about financial matters :)

  32. Re:Now here's where the hope comes in by sconeu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Didn't Clarke say in "Imperial Earth" something to the effect that wanting an office was grounds for disqualification and the best officeholders are dragged kicking and screaming into office?

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  33. A Head in the Polls by lmnfrs · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just hope for the Democrats' sake that they are smart enough to pick someone who can win based on the fact that they should be President, and not just throwing out the candidate who is most effective at saying "I'm not the other guy."

    Jack Johnson: It's time someone had the courage to stand up and say: "I'm against those things that everybody hates".

    John Jackson: Now I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man but, quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said!


    Jack Johnson: I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far.

    John Jackson: And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!

  34. Re:Interesting level of power they have. by zenslug · · Score: 5, Funny

    In this case I think it is Pringles.

  35. These quotes appeared in Ron's newsletter by spun · · Score: 2, Informative
    He claims they aren't written by him. But they appeared in his newsletter, which the man presumably has control over. So, decide for yourself if he's a racist.

    Paul reported on gang crime in Los Angeles and commented, "If you have ever been robbed by a black teen-aged male, you know how unbelievably fleet-footed they can be."

            "Given the inefficiencies of what D.C. laughingly calls the `criminal justice system,' I think we can safely assume that 95 percent of the black males in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal," Paul said.

            Paul also wrote that although "we are constantly told that it is evil to be afraid of black men, it is hardly irrational. Black men commit murders, rapes, robberies, muggings and burglaries all out of proportion to their numbers."

            Stating that lobbying groups who seek special favors and handouts are evil, Paul wrote, "By far the most powerful lobby in Washington of the bad sort is the Israeli government" and that the goal of the Zionist movement is to stifle criticism. A publication endorsed by Ron Paul put forth those opinions. Those are the facts. Spin it any way you like, in my book he's a racist.
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    1. Re:These quotes appeared in Ron's newsletter by moxley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The stuff in you listed about African Americans, I can see how people would consider that racist. However, the second statement is the truth, and it drives me crazy when people can't tell the difference between a country, "Israel," a political movement "Zionist," and a race/religion "Judaism."

      It is likely that the point of that statement about criticism was that whenever people criticize Israel (constructively or not) there are many who automatically cry "anti-semetism," this is used in order to stop discourse or label legitimate criticism as "racism."

      Evil may not have been the best choise of words, but without the context who knows what the speaker meant by that; it is exactly this sort of quid pro quo and worse taking place in washington that has corrupted our system to where it is now - plenty of people are suffering because of surversion of the process..

    2. Re:These quotes appeared in Ron's newsletter by aichpvee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So your argument is that he should get a pass because "everyone else does it, too"?

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    3. Re:These quotes appeared in Ron's newsletter by hitchhacker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Given the inefficiencies of what D.C. laughingly calls the `criminal justice system,' I think we can safely assume that 95 percent of the black males in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal," Paul said. He's basically insulting D.C.'s criminal justice system, not blacks. Read his quote again because I'm not spinning anything. I've seen this accusation against Paul many times. It's a bit refreshing that it's the only thing people can dig up on him.

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    4. Re:These quotes appeared in Ron's newsletter by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 2, Interesting

      95% seems excessive, but check out this page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_crime#Statistics . In 1998, nearly one-third of all 20-29 year old black males in America were currently pending trial, in prison, or on parole (and this claim has two citations.) One_third. Now consider that this statistic doesn't include convicted black males who are no longer under parole. And consider that certain areas have a higher concentration of criminals than others (big cities having more because of their concentration of wealth and ease of evading law enforcement in their population density.) And also consider that Paul was accusing the D.C. cops of being ineffective (i.e. not catching the majority of the criminals)... I feel a tad sick in saying it, but if his accusation is true, I don't think that the 95% statistic is so obviously racist as you seem to think.

      It's probably an exaggeration, yes, and but (provided we limit ourselves to young black men, and make the assumptions outlined above) it's not an obscene one. I wouldn't be at all surprised if the actual figure is in the vicinity of 75%, perhaps even higher. And before you peg me a racist, let me hasten to say that I am against the war on drugs, and the majority of those crimes are likely nonviolent drug crimes. Just because someone is a criminal does not make them a bad person; there are such things as unjust laws. Also, I don't believe that black people are in any way genetically predisposed to anything; any statistical discrepancies are most likely the generations-old leftovers of post-slavery (and post-discrimination) poverty.

      On the Israeli note--it is a very sad thing that people cannot criticize Israel and Zionism without being accused of anti-Semitism. While I applaud many progressive Israeli policies, the Zionist movement really picked the worst possible location in the world for their homeland. I suppose it's now far too late to think about doing it elsewhere, but in the 60+ years since their sovereignty was declared, their government has done some horrific (and more than a few extremely stupid) things, which has just gone on to destabilize the region even more. Israel is kept alive in no small part by the United States' willingness to supply them with state of the art weaponry, including (as is widely assumed, but cannot be absolutely proven) nuclear weapons. On the whole I think that Israel has been a hell of a lot more civilized than their neighbors have been, but that doesn't mean we should continue to support them unilaterally--doing the "right" thing isn't right if it means destabilizing the region even further and pushing us closer to World War III. That's my own view of the matter--Paul's was about pro-Israel lobbyists having too much power. That may or may not be true, but simply putting forth the argument doesn't make him a racist. I agree, it *could* be an initial warning sign that he harbors deeper, more generalized (and crackpot) Jewish conspiracy theories, but it could also be a very sane and straightforward observation based on the fact that the United States is ONLY country (of any significant size) that consistently and usually unequivocally supports Israel in the UN.

  36. In Soviet Russia by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 2, Informative

    In Canada (sorry, not Soviet Russia), we have the Rhinoceros Party for political humour. They have had some fun policies, like bulldozing the Rocky Mountains as a makework project to reduce unemployment, and paying off Canada's national debt by putting it on Visa.

    In one election some years back I was so disgusted with the mainstream candidates (I had 4 to choose from) that I voted Rhinoceros. Lots of other people did too, and they came very close to electing an MP.

    ...laura

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The British equivalent is the Official Monster Raving Loony Party, which has had a handful of policy successes - most notably the lowering of the voting age from 21 to 18.

  37. Re:Now here's where the hope comes in by BungaDunga · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Comes up in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy too. The people who most want power are the least qualified to actually have it, or something similar.

  38. Alternative voting system by protolith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would rather see the election run where, the most votes wins the presidency, the second most wins the vice presidency.

    This would allow for independants to have a more realistic chance of getting into office and demonstrating their abilities.

    I would much prefer this approach to the all or nothing election system we have now.

  39. A distortion of the overall results by BearRanger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The primary season is unusually front loaded this time around, and the candidates that intend to contest all of the early states could be dealt a serious blow by a Colbert candidacy. The comments here speak volumes. Lots of people would vote for him either as a protest or because they think it's funny. Given Colbert's media exposure he'd likely do well. But what will that do to the other candidates?

    If you were another candidate, would you risk your limited funds in a primary you're likely to lose or have a poor showing in because of a "joke" candidate? If you're hoping to gain momentum from a South Carolina/southern victory, and the future of your campaign depends on it, is it worth taking the risk? I think the answer would be no for a few of the less recognizable candidates. This would have the potential to reduce the importance of South Carolina's primary as well as distort the succeeding primaries. A week after South Carolina there are primaries in 21 states. Colbert won't be competing in any of them. If the party allowed him onto the ballot they would effectively be saying their primary didn't matter in the big scheme of determining who the overall nominee will be.

    BTW, I don't live in South Carolina and I'm not a Democrat (or a Republican). But I think they've done the country a favor this time. I enjoy Colbert's routine on television but that's where he should stay. We should resist the urge to turn the process of selecting our leaders into entertainment.

  40. 2 things: by Descalzo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'm not sure what it is you want. Do you want the SC Democratic leadership to ignore candidate credibility? Do you want to completely abandon the 2-party system? Do you want the Democratic Party to present candidates that won't be taken seriously?

    Anybody can run. He ran. I guess I don't see how this changes things. Anybody can run, but there can be only one President of the United States of America. It is the responsibility of the SC Democratic Party leadership to make sure their state has the greatest possible chance of helping their candidate be elected President. To do otherwise would turn the Democratic Party into a less viable party than the Republicans. Perhaps it would let some other party sneak in there and usurp their place as the other major party in that state.

    If you think Colbert had a good enough chance that he should have been put on the ballot, you should register as a Democrat in South Carolina as soon as possible, and work your butt off so you can be on that committee some day.

    That's part of the reason I finally registered with a party. I wanted more of a say.

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  41. Re:Aww by Jethro · · Score: 2, Funny

    > You can't win without being a member of one of the two major parties.

    Nonsense. You're just saying that because no one ever has.

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  42. Re:Now here's where the hope comes in by Unordained · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In "Founding Brothers", the author posits that shortly after the revolution, it was socially expected that leaders should appear not to want/have-wanted the office; Washington and Jefferson both did the [Lucius Quinctius] Cincinnatus "I'm retiring to my beloved farm" thing, and during the Jefferson/Adams presidential race, neither campaigned for themselves, but rather had/let their friends & colleagues do so for them.

  43. subject to equal opportunity by Descalzo · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think they are. When I registered with my party, and when I attended the caucus meeting and county meeting, no one ever asked me anything about race or anything else like that. I think the closest they came was reading the official party policy and informing me that I should not plan on getting any support if I didn't support the party platform.

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  44. genius by drDugan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Colbert, in his own way is an absolute genius. (personally I believe everyone has a genius, but Colbert has both found his, and developed a way to profitably express it).

    The denial of his candidacy is a stark reminder of what is really going on with political parties in the USA. It is an old-boys power network, and frankly, Colbert was not playing by their rules. Those rules are (im my opinion) pretty close to these: be rich, be a career politician, suck up to companies, trade favors with those more powerful, be a political insider, lie cheat and steal your way into power -- and, depending on the party, when one meets most of these rules, the current party system will accept you as one of their own, and "allow" you to run.

    Why are there 2 private organizations that run how governement works in the USA? That's crap and very few people see it. No one elected the leaders in these groups to decide "the party line", to pressure senators to vote a certain way, to hide emails, and whatever else they do. Why on earth should 13 people in SC get to tell the people of that state if a legal citizen can or can't run for president? Show me where the Constitutional process for how the Rebuplic runs discusses that kind of political power. It is an abomination of the system the US had.

    While I don't think Colbert is a serious candidate, his running was deeply meaningful. His rejection highlights the absurdity of the process, and the entrenched position of political parties that control the US and governements.

    1. Re:genius by TwoHundredOk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why are there 2 private organizations that run how governement works in the USA? That's crap and very few people see it.


      Maybe I just run with the 'wrong' crowds, but I think almost every person I've ever met has complained about the fact that a third-party candidate can't win. People know about the problem, they just don't know what to do about it. They're too scared for the most part to vote for something other than D or R because it will likely not matter. Hell, I don't know how to fix it and vote according to the same reasoning.

      I wish, at least, there were four parties though:
      Liberal Social Issues/Liberal Economic Issues
      Liberal Social Issues/Conservative Economic Issues
      Conservative Social Issues/Liberal Economic Issues
      Conservative Social Issues/ Conservative Economic Issues.


      That way I could vote to lower taxes WITHOUT voting for torture and censorship. But they'll never do it because if one of them splits up (say Rs split into those for gay marriage and pro choice and Rs that are against) essentially it'll just hand the election to the Ds. It's bloc voting and you can't get around it unless everybody splits at once.

      ESSENTIALLY, I think what I'm saying is that it's a monopoly, but I DON'T think anti-trust laws apply to elections (though it seems like they should...right?). Free internet for the first senator to bring THAT up in Congress...

      They have to do something though. People get a little cocky about the US, but we weren't exactly big shots a hundred years ago and in another hundred (50, 20, 5..) years a lot could go wrong. Nations need to adapt and change. You can't just keep building up frustration and diverting it with a new scapegoat enemy every few years.

      Cheers to the US, let's hope you make some wise decisions to admit your faults in the next few years. You can only repaint something so many times before it begins to rot inside.
  45. Read the article for some rational facts, please by eck011219 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He wasn't rejected by any kind of election commission -- he was rejected by the South Carolina Democratic Party, on whose ticket he was trying to run. I happen to love Stephen Colbert and watch almost every night, but if there's a tight race in South Carolina (which there might be given Clinton's general popularity and Edwards' southern appeal), they can't afford to water down the votes in South Carolina by allowing a TV personality to make a statement. If I understand what Colbert is going for, it's a valid statement. But I think the general idea is that too much is at stake this time around, and we need to have definitive votes for real candidates so the Democratic Party can circle the wagons and put a well-supported candidate out there. Again, I happen to really enjoy Stephen Colbert. But what if he skims significant votes from Clinton, Obama, or Edwards in the primary? He will have a fun win in South Carolina, but it will weaken the position of the Democrats nationally. It won't be on the scale of Ralph Nader, but it will give the Republicans a talking point that the Democrats don't want to give them. Colbert made his point, I think, and was not likely to pursue this to the end anyway. I think he meant to make a statement and was not seriously pursuing actually being President. And our current bozo of a president is an example of that very phenomenon.

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  46. Re:Colbert would be illegal by ShaunC1000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're right.. if Colbert won he would have signed laws that only favored flavored tortilla chips and laughter.

  47. The Democrats do keep people off the ballot. by jbn-o · · Score: 2, Informative

    Although it didn't come up in this story with Stephen Colbert, I believe I can address why the Democrats and Republicans are part of the problem when it comes to American electoral politics: Ralph Nader is currently suing the Democrats for the stunts they pulled to keep him off the ballot when he ran in 2004 as an independent. It's worth your while to learn why Nader is suing and ask yourself if you are better served by having a few corporate candidates to choose from or more candidates spanning the political spectrum of ideas on the ballot. Voters aren't sufficiently outraged to support non-Democrat/non-Republican candidates, choosing to not vote at all most times. But their anger at the process is rising while the two major parties put up what Lawrence O'Donnell calls "virtually indistinguishable candidates" (and, let me assure you, after canvassing for signatures to get someone on the ballot in a local Congressional race, I know there's plenty of anger out there on this issue).

    If you want to have a more informed view of the power which the Democrats and Republicans hold and how they use that power to keep candidates off the ballot, I suggest looking into

    The real rub in Colbert's rejection is that he was polling higher than some Democrats (according to one brief clip Colbert played on his show last night). Perhaps the Democratic Party wanted to be the group that shut those Democratic Party candidates out, not let some citizen show them up and point out how managed American elections really are.

  48. Welcome back to high school folks. by east+coast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Once again we have evidence that the two big political parties are nothing short of the same cliques that most of us hated and detested in high school.

    The Democrats (not to be confused with the democrats, small d) are thrilled to have someone like Steve on their side as long as he's not rocking the boat within their party. The second that he tries to cross the line from being the king's jester to trying to be a king he gets smacked down by the same people he supported for years and years. He's good enough to be their goof because he makes them laugh and be brings them free PR but he's not truely one of them. He's simply not a Democrat. He doesn't have the money nor does he do the same goosestep. He's the class clown that all the preps and jocks laughed at yet wasn't good enough to sit at their table during lunch. He has no chance within their exclusive socio-political structure to make any real headway. His role is defined and his attempt to leave that role is what really got him beat down. If he makes further attempts on this he'll find that those who use to laugh at him and praise him for being a stooge are going to be more than willing to feed him to the wolves. They're hoping that they've made their point and that Steve will go back to his old role. Otherwise he'll be doomed.

    You see, both of the big political parties have this going on. Either you're a Republican or Democrat or a republican or a democrat. If you're not among their power elite they'll humor you into thinking that you're part of their structure but if you try to advance in their structure without being the power elite you're going to get flogged for being a bad dog and getting out of line. Their affluence and exclusivity are not to be questioned or approached. Especially within the ranks. As outsiders we can scoff but if you're inside there is a consequence for this. Stevie is finding that out. I'd like to think he's smart enough to have already known it. It'll be a dark day for him if he decides to rock the boat more.

    The really sad thing is that the lemmings of the Republicans and Democrats are the ones who let this structure exist and regardless of how discontent these people are in their role they refuse to start supporting people who'd be willing to support them. This isn't to say that third parties could not fall into the same ruts but only having two choices makes it easy to stay in power when you're in the rut.

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  49. Democrats missed a great opportunity... by kjkeefe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The benefit would have gone to the democratic party. I really think that the SC democrats made a big mistake by turning him down. Think of how many additional viewers would have tuned in to watch the democratic debates in South Carolina just to see what happens. Think of how many more people would have heard the opinions and values of the democratic party. What would it have cost the democrats? The time that Colbert would have been allotted to speak is all I can think of. I doubt he would have been over the top or disrespectful. He would have been funny during his time to speak and that's it. I really think the democrats missed a good opportunity to get their message heard by more Americans.

    I'm an avid Daily Show viewer, but I only watch the Colbert Report occasionally. I agree with one of my ancestor posts that he sometimes talks over his guests and that pisses me off. However, I think his other material is very funny and very valuable. Most people that "hate" Colbert don't understand his humor is all. They tune in expecting to see liberal clarity like what Jon Stewart provides and instead they get well hidden sarcasm preaching crazy conservativism. His show is a satire of Bill O'Reilly, plain and simple.

    I saw an interview _of_ Colbert a few weeks after his show started (may have been Larry King) in which King out right asked, "Is this for real? Do you really believe this stuff?" Colbert didn't come right out and say it, but he basically said no. He even said that he doesn't allow his kids to watch his show because some of the things he says and the way he says them are things that he doesn't want his kids to mistakenly believe that their father really believes. Colbert does an excellent job of sharing views that are similar to most conservatives, but a little more warped, which should clue people in that he being satirical.

    Take for instance his latest war on Halloween. He says that Halloween should be abolished because it is just a training ground for beggars. He calls Halloween the equivalent of a hobo Christmas. Very funny, in my opinion. But, he is making a bigger statement about the stupidity of some people who read too deeply into childish holiday traditions. Many conservatives despise Halloween because they equate it with the practices of pagan rituals, which must be evil since they don't believe in Christ.

    What made Colbert really great in the beginning was that conservatives didn't understand that he was really satirical. They thought that he was just a conservative version of Jon Stewart, so they embraced him. They invited him to dinners and speaking engagements, only to have him do his bit of spouting off their beliefs, but in a twisted enough way that it made it difficult for anyone with a conscience to hold on to. The conservatives eventually wised up...

    I think Colbert can be very funny at times. At times, he does go over the top and I want to tell him to STFU. But, for the most part he is very good for the American dialog.

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  50. Re:False and misinformed by drDugan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree, in theory, with your assertions, but the practical effects of parties are overlooked in this analysis.

    While this is technically true: "No party has the power to keep anyone off the general election ballot for any position." - the obvious reality in the US is that the parties have so much power and are so ingrained in the financial support, the media coverage, and the voting decision process - that they do have the power to control who is elected. Without the support of one of these two parties, being elected is almost impossible for high visibility political positions.

    Same applies for this statement: "You don't have to affiliate with a party to run for an office at any level." Technically true, but in practice, on the ground, the way the system works today - actually getting elected absolutely requires playing the game with these two powerful organizations. And this "No party has the power to keep anyone off the general election ballot for any position. " - also technically true, but in practice this is a blatantly misleading assertion. That's like saying "You can get any job you want" or "Anyone can be president"; both technically true, but in practice they are not functional assertions.

    This word election: I do not think it means what you think it means. When I use the word "elected" I mean in a government election. There is an INTERNAL selection within these two organizations to select their leadership. This is not an election. This is not democratic as would befit the level of power and influence these people have over the state.

    Asserting I'm not informed and ignorant is childish, and a person attack. Not helpful. I'm quite familiar with the system in place, and stand behind my views.
    The internal organizational dynamics of these private clubs is not the same as an open, everyone-must-participate system of the state, a government based on laws.

    I would go much much farther on characterizing the real nature of these organizations - beyond lack of above-board transparency or abuses of power. Those problems are the obvious ones; everyone who looks can see those. These organizations hold an effective lock on political fundraising in the US. They are, without question the two most powerful private organizations in the country. Their mandates dictate the way that Senators and Representatives vote in the congress. Trying to play this off as a need of the running candidate for "supportive followership" is offensive to me. What exactly does that mean? Funding support, votes? Politician are party of these groups only because they would not get elected any other way.

    I don't beget these two organizations their right to exist, raise money, and peddle influence. It is their right. However, that the US has devolved to (effectively) only 2 organizations, and their power combined is so great that they warp the decision process of elected representatives is an unavoidable wrong, and in opinion, a serious problem.

  51. Re:Complete re-wire by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Get rid of party-based systems, and institute some a little more... democratic.

    We don't necessarily have to abolish political parties. I'm not sure that's even possible in practice. What we do need is a system without the property that only one Democrat and one Republican have any shot at any given political office.

    The best suggestion I've heard so far is this: Move to approval voting for the president and senators and to proportional representation for the house of representatives.

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