Number of Cellphones Now Equal To Half the Human Species
netbuzz writes "A major milestone was reached today, according to communications industry analysts: there are now some 3.3 billion mobile phone accounts worldwide. Of course, it doesn't really mean half the world's population has a cell phone, since users in 59 countries average more than one per person. '"The mobile industry has constantly outperformed even the most optimistic forecasts for subscriber growth," Mark Newman, head of research at Informa said in a statement. "For children growing up today the issue is not whether they will get a mobile phone, it's a question of when," Newman said. In recent years the industry has seen surging growth in outskirts of China and India, helped by constantly falling phone and call prices, with cellphone vendors already eyeing inroads into Africa's countryside to keep up the growth.'"
I've never required a cellular phone.
I've never missed having one, even when my wife was quite pregnant.
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ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
So I'm doing my part.
Or are their billions of human species besides Homo Sapiens?
Or...did they mean half the human population?
The US free market: two halves of a government-granted duopoly are free to set the market price.
Good for them. Now can they all please stop screaming into their phones as soon as my train comes up to the surface. Because if I have to endure one more time of "you won't believe what that bitch said to me" at 100dB and 6 inches away from my ear, I might snap.
Perhaps One Cellphone Per Child is a more useful goal than OLPC? Much cheaper and likely far more useful.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
I, for one, thank those in the 59 countries who have more than one cellphone so that I don't have to have one of those damn things.
I had a job in the Navy where I was on the phone all the time. I realize
phones are useful, and I still use them, but I kind of cringe when I see
people driving and talking, or jaywalking and talking. And whenever I
happen to overhear a snippet of conversation is usually something like,
"Oh I'm on xyz street, where are you?"
I still need my quiet time, my time when I'm left alone, to think or chill.
Oh, and I'm not writing poetry with these line breaks. I spent many years
pounding on manual typewriters, and years on 80x24 character display
terminals, DEC VT-100s and various Hazeltine models mostly. It feels weird
not to hit that carriage return on a regular basis.
In theory, theory and practice are the same; in practice they're different. (Yogi Berra & A. Einstein)
Hello and 'can you hear me' are the first two phrases that people learn when learning a new language. I remember the days when it was "I'll have another drink please" and "where is the bathroom", followed closely by "what's your sign?"
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There's a reason this growth has happened and will continue.
Developing countries are going straight to cell networks rather than bothering with landlines. The infrastructure is far cheaper (no last-mile problem) andthe technology is more convenient for users. That's a win-win if ever there was one.
As still-mostly-undeveloped areas in Africa, Asia, and South America continue making progress, so will this industry. Time to go buy some stock.
And for those Luddites proudly proclaiming their cellphone-free status: Your position is nonsense. The cell phone is cheaper than your landline (if you get the right plan). And it comes with the ability to carry it, if you like. Here's a hint: you don't have to carry it all the time, and you don't have to have the phone or the ringer on if you don't want to. I think you all are just being willfully obtuse because you don't like the kind of people you associate with cellphones.
I haven't had a landline in nine years, since I got rid of dialup. I just can't see the point.
"The mobile industry has constantly outperformed even the most optimistic forecasts for subscriber growth," Mark Newman, head of research at Informa said in a statement.
And the telcos constantly outperformed even the most dismal forecasts for subscriber growth by charging people for long distance service automatically because they didn't add a block onto their account (a $7 fee), they force them to have a telephone in order to get DSL, and they charge astronomical flat rates instead of going back to rate plans which are more reasonable for the amount of usage people require out of their landlines.
When my parents switched from having long distance on their landline (they have to get DSL as there's no cable where they just built) to use only their mobile phones I knew that time was up for the telcos.
Anyone from one of those 59 countries want to explain to me what exactly the point of a person having multiple cellphones is?
I love my phone to death and wouldn't dream of living without one, so I'm not the usual rabid anti-cellphone nutcase. But multiples??
Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
Who didn't have a cell phone. I can't imagine why some people would need two of them for?
Number of cellphones : half the number of humans
Number of women : half the number of humans
Let's see, men can hardly give them pleasure for more than 10 minutes, and we hardly can be arsed to listen to them unless an instance of giving them barely 10 minutes of pleasure hasn't occurred yet. Cellphones can vibrate on demand for hours on end, and women enjoy talking to them for hours too!
Let's face it, we are obsoleted by our technology, and now that there is one cell phone available for every single woman, they no more have a reason to let us live! It's only a matter of time before their collective intelligence realises this and decides to do away with us and for good! We are doomed!! Our only hope of survival is to kill them one by one before they kill us all! WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING ON YOUR DAMN CHAIR, GET UP AND GO KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND BEFORE SHE KILLS YOU!!!
Oh, well, that's for the ones among us who have one, of course.. meh.
You just got troll'd!
"For children growing up today the issue is not whether they will get a mobile phone, it's a question of when"
Not in my house! If my kids want cell phones, they will have to pay for it themselves, after passing a stringent exam and physical fitness test. And even after that I will probably say no.
If you have ever had an emergency, run for the nearest land line (or program the local police department's emergency number into your cell phone).
Just the other day at work, one of my co-workers collapsed on the floor and started convulsing (as we found out later from diabetic shock). Everyone in the immediate vicinity dialed 911 on their cell phones and got put in a queue (this is california and I think all 911's go to the state patrol first). I hung up the cell and picked up the nearest land line and dialed 911 and got a local 911 operator right away and she called for an ambulance which came about 5 minutes later. Next time, I'm going to reach for the land-line first...
This is NOT about health problems (tumors, camncer, etc) which, even if there are some theories, there is NOTHING definitively proved. The prolem is more of a technical nature. The number of frequencies, interferences, garbage signals, etc is nowdays alarming.
And there are also theories that say that this chaos is contributing to the global warming, but this is also debatable. Anyway, if you compare our planet today, this chaotic sea of signals is a BIG change from the "clean planet" we had 200 years back in the past.
It's time to realise that Abble's products are the biggest abomination these days. Just say NO to the dumb iAbble way!!
In Soviet Amerika cell phones control YOU.
Great - expanding out into the even wilder world. 'Hellloooo saaaah. If I can just have you bank account number and your sort code we will wire the monies to you. $86M Ugandan dollars... Yes.. That's $32 and 69 cents... But it is totally legitmaaaate'
I fail to see how it is different from driving a stick-shift with a friend in the car.
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So, are cell phones the advanced scouts for the upcoming and inevitable Robot Wars?
For years I've been predicting that cellphones are destined to become the future of computing. They are the most powerful computers that we carry with us all the time, every day. Thus, as they gain more memory and processing power, it may become possible for them to one day host a voice activated user interface. Depending on how sophisticated that becomes (critics will claim that this will require nothing less than a true AI) the applications will be limitless and the GUI will become passe. I think that not long after people are able to dictate letters and other documents, we'll see interest in PC software in general start to slump. Just one thing: let's hope it will be Open Source, because whoever starts this will almost certainly become the next Microsoft.
I'm curious if Slashdot posters who own more than one cellphone can post here about WHY they have more than one.
As a person who's intentionally tried to avoid the devices (and thus owns none), I genuinely don't know why a person would ever need MORE than one. My choice not to own one is mostly due to stubborn anachronism, and I can see the usefulness of having one. But the article said that in some countries people on the average own more than one... why?
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Great milestone. "For children growing up today the issue is not whether they will get a mobile phone, it's a question of when" I asked my daughter to write up a Christmas list. You can guess what made it on the list. Yes that's right. A cell phone. She's six. I don't like the trend.
I for one welcome our up-and-coming wireless overlords!
(population/2) * ((.25 * minute usage) + (.10 per text)) = loss in profits for telecos. We need less telecom regulations! Poor Bastards /sarcasm
Just like some people have a problem with drinking and driving, but I know how to handle my alcohol!
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How about it? Is there anyone else left here who also hasn't got a cell phone?
Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if half the human race did have cell phones. In the developing world, they're actually more practical than landlines, because they require less physical infrastructure. Plus, in some countries, cell phone rates are structured so that people with very little money can afford them, provided they use them only for texting.
I wish that bitch driving in front of me didn't have one....
Err....Oh yeah, how am I posting?
I, for one, welcome our new cellular ov...
WHAT?
Can you hear me now?
I SAID, CAN YOU
That's the number equal to "half the human species" (the number of human species being one).
The stated number, 3.3 billion, is equal to half the human population.
The number reflects the number of people who have access to a telephone. Half the world's population does not have access to any telephone at all. Since many people do not have cell phones, the number probably reflects the fact that those that have cell phones tend to lose them and buy another, or upgrade, or own more than one for whatever the reasons.
I wonder how many of them are connected to a service. I know there are plenty out there that people carry and even pretend to use, but aren't connected.
I refuse to own one, and use them only under duress. I only carry one in the car on trips (said duress coming from my wife) in case I have a break down. It stays turned off unless such an incident occurs. Damn tiny buttons too close together. I push three buttons at a time with one of my big fingers.
"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
I think the number of cell phones is so great because people own several cell phones over their life. I know I've had like 3, and most people trade their cell in every 2 years unlike me.
God spoke to me.
Present and accounted for!
Land line. My cold, dead hands.
I don't wear a dog collar. I get great reception. Costs less. And my brain is not fuzzed out with the mind-control radiation.
Oh, they laugh. They all laugh! (Well, they don't do it to my face, cuz they know that a guy who speaks with my brand of conviction will only make them read a bunch of boring technical notes to prove his position while they only have colorful pamphlets offering mobile deals).
Okay. I'll crawl back into the woodwork now. --People can find me easily enough, though. Just follow the copper pair.
-FL
in Portugal there are more mobile phones than people. Really. I know lots of people who own two. And i know some that have three, one for each phone carrier. :D
Number of people with brain cancer equals half the human population.
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The commentary says cell accounts.
For all we know, given how quickly people in certain countries swap for new phones, we may actually have had more cell phones around than the current population.
HAARP. (Allows you to bounce your signal all around the globe). Here's a selected bit from an old New York Times article about one of the guys researching this back in the fifties. .
This guy was pretty messed up. --He thought that humans needed to be controlled for their own good. --As do many other players in the creepy world of mind control. And that was several decades ago.
A guy I knew in the military who was in a position to know told me that the cell phone system is more about monitoring everybody. However, he was also aware that the brain could be controlled through energy manipulation and confirmed extensive application of this. So. . , my thinking is that the energies the cell phone net bathes us in are also very good at making people behave in certain ways by directly stimulating the brain, which makes it a secondary system to the big ol' HAARP thingy. This has been confirmed by a couple of channeled sources. (Ouija board stuff.) (Please note, that the material here is copyrighted by the authors, but it's been recently removed from, well, everywhere including the internet archive, and the original site of the authors also vanished a couple of days back which is the only reason I'm posting the link here. My apologies to the authors. Please don't change or alter or re-post the contents in any way. If the original material re-appears, then I'll delete the linked file. Cheers!)
In any case. . , cell phones are messed up. Just look at the people you know who use them regularly. Don't they seem a bit. . , well, dumb to you? Unless you are one of them. Then you probably aren't able to see it. The brain's a funny thing that way.
-FL
Cellphones used to be used just to call people. That was back when they are not necessary, simply because we have public phones everywhere. But cellphones are much more useful than that nowadays. With 3G or even 3.5G connections, people are reading news headlines off a RSS feed using their cellphone, checking email using their cellphone, video calling their lady friends in the subway...these are things that public phones CANNOT do. Not forgetting the good old games. So face it. Cellphones are closing in on PDAs in terms of hardware. Many of them even have Wi-Fi, one of the major advantages of PDAs and PocketPCs over cellphones. The only reason their software is not as complex is because they use their own OSes. But with Nokia smartphones using modified Linux and Firefox, the gap between cellphones and PocketPCs are closing. Except that PocketPCs use Windows, maybe.
If your young and renting (or living with your parents still) a mobile phone is the cheapest solution for your communications needs. Paying a monthly line fee plus internet comes into question when a modern 3.5G mobile service provider can offer both with a bundled cheaper monthly price. I know many fellow IT people who have a wireless network card (CDMA) plugged into their laptop computer and a mobile and no home line. This will only get worse as WiMAX (4G ?) starts hitting the airwaves and people can watch streaming media and surf the web without many of the issues of CDMA/GSM data services.
My niece who's 7 has been given by her grandmother an iPod, a Wii and every other gadget imaginable. She uses the landline infinitely more than I did as a teenager. I shudder at the thought of her with a cell phone. It's probably coming very fast. On the other hand. Life is very different having a cell phone. Calling to say you're going to be late, early, etc... The ability to be in the car and call and say "i was driving by and thought of you and thought I might stop by.. What are you up to?" doesn't happen without cell phones. Calling your spouse to say "We're out of milk, can you grab some" is much better than waiting until they get home. There's a real difference between need, want and nice to have.
But in my house, right now, there are nine cell/mobile phones. I've got my iPhone, my wife has her Motorola SLVR, I have my previous cell phone, a Nokia N-Gage, which I still use to play games on (ironic, since when I got it, I got it specifically because it was a free S60 smartphone, with no intention of playing games on it at all,) as well as my wife's previous phone, a Motorola V330. Then there is the "company cellphone" a Samsung that my employee doesn't use (he just put the SIM in an old Sony-Ericsson he had.) Then there are my truly obsolete phones, two Sanyos from Sprint and two Motorolas from Qwest.
And if you count phones I no longer even have physical possession of, you'd have to add six more. (A mid-90s Motorola 'flip' phone that was so common back then, a 'flip-less' version of the same thing, a newer StarTAC phone, two Samsungs, and a Nokia.)
So the four people in my household (this includes the two kids that have never owned a single phone, other than my old ones with their batteries removed to use as toys,) have owned a grand total of 15 mobile phones. But at present, we only have three mobile accounts.
Another non-functioning site was "uncertainty.microsoft.com."
The purpose of that site was not known.
Nah, they're part of the alien invasion target acquisition system.
1) Big mofo saucer appears over every city.
2) Everyone calls everyone else to tell them about the big mofo saucer.
3) Several minutes of intense flashes from a billion precisely-targeted death rays.
4) Big mofo saucers land, aliens pile out and do obnoxious end-zone dances.
That shit, my friend. . ?
Thing is, one of us is right and one of us isn't. And one of us is an Anonymous Coward. Tell you anything?
I've got some neat info on EM assembled by a Doctor Robert O. Becker which I found helpful in determining what to think about electro magnetics and its relationship with the human nervous system. If you're interested, I'd be happy to share. Of course, it's easier to do no research at all and simply tell yourself that anybody who thinks outside the popular trends is a fool. Unfortunately, following the popular trends also makes people limited, mis-informed and if you'll pardon me, but also kind of boring and predictable. ('Predictable' being perhaps the most important feature). So which IS your favorite? Coke or Pepsi? And how about that Gameboy? Shucks!
-FL
So why would Zonk go and change the perfectly apt Firehose title supplied by the submitter to something that is entirely incorrect? Oh, it's /. that's why. :S
The answer is three, and I thought everyone got that in first grade science class, or especially after your first day on the playground when the teachers weren't looking. Nerds, jocks and suits, the three species of humans. HG2TG had a whole episode on it, the thinkers, the doers and the middlemen.
A slashdot post about mobile phones, cue loads of North Americans whining about GSM/CDMA, Verizon, cellphone plans, etc.
Awesome!
In Denmark there are more cellphones than people...
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And for those Luddites proudly proclaiming their cellphone-free status: Your position is nonsense...
I have a cell phone, so not arguing most of your points, but this is a broad sweeping statement that is totally false for many areas. I can get local phone service for $22 / month, and I can use that to make an unlimited number of local calls 24/7. Cheapest standard cell phone plan I can get is more like $27 when you add in the SAF, and that only allows me 150 daytime minutes a month, and the "unlimited evenings" start at 8pm.
And on top of all this, personally I have a VOIP "landline", so I get unlimited long distance calling 24/7 for less than $20 / month.
Cellular telephony companies force us to have two cellphones (or more) due to their packages: in order to speak cheaply, you have to buy a specific package not available by your phone company but by another company; and in order to get away with the hassle of switching cards, it's easier to buy a 2nd device, which usually comes as an added bonus with the cheap package.
Some people even have 3 phones: two personal (one generic, one with the cheap program), and one given by the company they work in.
So, I am guessing cell phones don't cause brain tumors anymore then??? KEWL! I am getting FIVE MORE!!!
I read that as "In the developing world, they're actually more practical than landmines".
I mean to say, I hadn't thought the exploding battery problem was THAT serious.