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Picture-Sorting Dogs Show Human-Like Thought

ComputerDog writes "A new study shows they can sort photographs into categories in a similar way to humans. In experiments, dogs were shown photographs of a landscape and of a dog, and were rewarded if they selected the latter using 'a paw-operated computer touch-screen'. Later they were able to correctly categorize dogs shown on an unfamiliar background landscape. '' "

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  1. Or rather ... by Aetuneo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Picture-sorting Humans show Dog-like thought. Who are we to claim that dogs behave like humans? Humans behaving like dogs makes just as much sense.

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    1. Re:Or rather ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Dogs were bred by humans, so no.

    2. Re:Or rather ... by xubu_caapn · · Score: 1, Informative

      what a stupid point to make. we're comparing them to humans because, until this study was done, dogs have never been known to be able to do this. if there was a study showing humans being able to sniff assholes, then it would be "dog-like thought."

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    3. Re:Or rather ... by hagnat · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, Picture-sorting Humans show Dog-like thought

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    4. Re:Or rather ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, Seinfeld erotic fanfiction? I guess I should not be surprised that it exists. This is way better than the coprophagia story.

    5. Re:Or rather ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big fuckin' deal. My dog will such cock if he thinks a treat is coming. I mean, well, he probably would if presented with that option...He never has ...oh why don't you shut up....

    6. Re:Or rather ... by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Funny

      He he he, that was the perfect text to test my new Text To Speech software with.

    7. Re:Or rather ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a HUGE blow to the repugnant Christian right that thinks that animals do not have intelligence, they only have instincts. Bliss the God of Israel!

  2. So... by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... the dogs are learning provide whatever results the higher-ups want them to provide, and are rewarded or punished accordingly?

    Sounds like doing science for the U.S. government.

    1. Re:So... by megaditto · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I wonder if this dog was rewarded or punished:

      http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/dog-dildo.jpg

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    2. Re:So... by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Reminds me of a dog my friend had once - she was growing up with a cat as a companion and that resulted in a dog that sometimes behaved as a cat - sitting in the window still, sleeping at the top of the backrest of the sofa, even found in the bookcase.

      Mind that this was a Border Collie. Even if she was small for her kind it caused some consternation among his friends seeing the dog in unfamiliar dog locations.

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    3. Re:So... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had a cat whose mother disappeared right after she was born. So the dog raised the kitten. It was a very interesting cat. She taught herself to hunt... used to sit in trees and wait for birds. If the tree wasn't yielding any kills she'd jump like a squirrel from tree to tree.

    4. Re:So... by nerdyalien · · Score: 0

      remember ICE AGE 2??? where there was a 9 ton possom ???

  3. Whats the surprise? by Viol8 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Any animal that couldn't tell the difference between another animal and a rock or between different types of animals would soon become some carnivores dinner or fall off a cliff. Why would anyone (least of all supposedly intelligent researchers) find this ability to differentiate objects surprising? I'd imagine you'd probably have to go much further down the evolutionary tree to find an animal that couldn't do this.

    1. Re:Whats the surprise? by eonlabs · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Along the same line of thought, have you noticed that after years of believing we're superior to all animals, we still can teach a dog to respond to english, but have little to no idea what they mean when they bark a certain way? Why not see if we could build a system that lets dogs teach what they're trying to say.

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    2. Re:Whats the surprise? by king-manic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Along the same line of thought, have you noticed that after years of believing we're superior to all animals, we still can teach a dog to respond to english, but have little to no idea what they mean when they bark a certain way? Why not see if we could build a system that lets dogs teach what they're trying to say. Whimper -> sad about something
      door scratch -> wants out to pee or poop
      Tail wag -> contentment
      angry barking -> fight or flight mechanism has gone towards the former
      Excited barking -> Smells owner, food, mate, friend, or stranger
      Romeo's balcony soliloquies with Juliet's -> You've done too much LSD, go lie down

      It all varies depending on the temperament but if you've owned a dog it's fairly obvious what they're meaning. However it's likely ham fisted autistic wolf language. Like having a child raised without anyone to teach it to speak. Parentless Child or Dog develop it's own system of communication.
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    3. Re:Whats the surprise? by brusk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Partly, it's not differentiating OBJECTS, it's differentiating PICTURES of objects. That is actually a somewhat different skill.

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    4. Re:Whats the surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. But I'd be curious if, and from which level on, Animals see a difference between human artefacts and natural things.

    5. Re:Whats the surprise? by plover · · Score: 1
      You mean like the BowLingual?

      It was really a toy implementation that tried to interpret dog barks as being one of six emotions: happy, sad, frustrated, on-guard, assertive and needy. And most dog owners can already identify them from the barks of their own dogs. For example, I can tell when my dogs think there's someone at the door, or if they want to play, or if they're mad at each other. (They also sometimes greet me at the door by howling "Hello!" when I get home, but I had to teach them that.)

      I think before we get to recognizing the dog's voices, we've got a long way to go on voice recognition technology for humans. Today's implementations seem to fall into one of two categories: either end-user-training is required, or they have a very limited vocabulary specific to their problem's domain, such as digit entry, yes, no, and cancel. Even so, the no-training-required systems still have a hard time with accents, speed, and handicaps, and most voice-based IVRs still allow the users to fall back to DTMF entry from their number pads. "I can wreck a nice peach" is still far too common a result from this technology.

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    6. Re:Whats the surprise? by Antho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well animals rely on much more than physical static shape to distinguish things like other animals vs rocks. There are a whole array of senses to rely on and real visual cues like style of movement, speed, etc. that have to be taken into account. I think this actually interesting indicating that dogs can genuinely tell the difference between a static image of a landscape and a dog showing that based on just shape they can really tell the difference.

    7. Re:Whats the surprise? by kayditty · · Score: 0

      Or maybe they don't mean much of anything.

    8. Re:Whats the surprise? by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Yes, imagine saying "Double the killer, delete select all" to your favourite Doberman.

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    9. Re:Whats the surprise? by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      we still can teach a dog to respond to english, but have little to no idea what they mean when they bark a certain way? I can only surmise that you have never had a dog. I have had no trouble communicating with my dogs and it goes both ways. I joke with my wife about it - you can speak four human languages, oh yeah? Well I speak English, dog and 40 different computer languages, so there!

      Actually, I found dog to be easier to understand than Japanese, but your mileage may vary.
    10. Re:Whats the surprise? by jbengt · · Score: 1

      TFA isn't about dogs recognizing dogs, it's about dogs recognizing pictures.

      I have three dogs (and a cat) in my house, sometimes more, as my wife is a dog trainer who sometimes boards the dogs she trains. One of our dogs recognizes pictures of dogs on TV and reacts to them, but the other dogs almost never notice, except perhaps to cock their ears at the sound of barking.
      So the result of the experiments is not as obvious as many posters are making it out to be.

    11. Re:Whats the surprise? by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
      I can only surmise you've had just the one wife, and that one not for very long. You will find with expermentation that pet communication is easier than spouse communication.

      Hint: "oh yeah" and "so there" might not find their way into communications with the second wife.

      Your mileage may increase.

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    12. Re:Whats the surprise? by Es+Esmu+Adams · · Score: 1

      I think the real test of this experiment was to see if dogs could in make sense of two dimensional pictures. Its a new level of abstraction from being able to just look at something and not be able to physically walk around it, while constantly viewing it, or not being able to smell it. So I think the results are promising on showing that animals do have more complex minds than we often give them credit.

    13. Re:Whats the surprise? by ab5602 · · Score: 0

      You tell me who is the higher being.. Ever known a human who doesn't quite "get the hint"? I've yet to see a dog that doesn't. Dogs are amazingly perceptive creatures. Somehow my dog knows exactly what I'm thinking, she waits till I'm gone to grab the cheese off the counter, hides when I give her the evil-eye, barks at me when I scare her, greets friends, scares away strangers and really enjoys movies with squirrels and birds.

      I agree.. Whats the surprise?

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    14. Re:Whats the surprise? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to see what would happen in a test that used symbolised/iconic images or different style of drawings or cartoons, rather than photos. I think it would work (if you got the right style), since it's somethings that often appears in nature (eyes on the wings of a moth) and probably relates to how their brains recognise things to begin with.

    15. Re:Whats the surprise? by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Uh, Dogs like humans fail to "get the hint" all the time. About 10 years ago when I left for college, my mom got a black lab...you know a replacement thing (hmmmm not sure what that says about me...). Anyhow, she doesn't seem to understand that I'm not down with scratching her belly non-stop or getting my face licked or interacting with her in general (not a big dog person). She is a very intelligent dog, she just doesn't understand why anyone wouldn't like her...

      And trust me, my mother will sit there going "Dakota, not everyone wants to be jumped on and slobbered on by you" and she persists anyways :)

      All I'm saying is they're just like us :)

  4. Not news, dogs are smart by module0000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seeing eye dogs are more intelligent than the editor of this article.

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  5. Take that, Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At last! We've found a way to break Microsoft's new CAPTCHA! Who is better at telling a cat apart from a dog than a freaking DOG? Brilliant!

  6. As a dog myself... by explosivejared · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I can say is finally! We are starting to break through the chains. We are a smart respectable species, one worthy of inclusion among the most intelligent of all. Now I know we have things to be ashamed of, like the toilet drinking, the vendettas against postal workers, the fetch syndrome, but we are working to improve ourselves. If we could just get a little help a long the way, we could make things so much better. This article is proof positive that we dogs are honorable. So please pay us respect as we pay you respect.

    P.S. Thanks to all those who bow to their new photograph sorting, canine overlords, but it's really not necessary. We are a humble species and have no designs on taking over earth. Unless... a mailman should ever come into power, then of course we would have no recourse but violence. Until then, thank you but no thank you.

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    1. Re:As a dog myself... by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Down boy! Sit!

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    2. Re:As a dog myself... by sentientbeing · · Score: 1

      On the internet, nobody knows youre a dog
       
        http://www.unc.edu/depts/jomc/academics/dri/idog.html

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  7. What?!? by throatmonster · · Score: 1

    Dogs can identify other dogs as dogs?!? OMG! What a mind-blowing revelation! OTOH, if you could get CATS to do that, I'd be impressed.

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    1. Re:What?!? by Groggnrath · · Score: 4, Funny

      OTOH, if you could get CATS to do that, I'd be impressed.

        OTOH if you could make a cat do anything, I'd be impressed.

    2. Re:What?!? by klingens · · Score: 1

      Ever been in a Circus where they have lions (with their tamer)?

    3. Re:What?!? by Groggnrath · · Score: 1

      Ever been in a Circus where they have lions (with their tamer)?

      Good point. However, try teaching a house cat to play fetch sometime. Or rollover, play dead, stay, sit on command, beg...
    4. Re:What?!? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      If you don't think that's impressive, why don't you jump in the ring and try it?

    5. Re:What?!? by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, ask Seigried how that worked out.

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    6. Re:What?!? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The true mark of intelligence.

    7. Re:What?!? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      My male cat started playing fetch on his own. One day I balled up a small piece of paper and threw it at a trash can. I missed - he ran over, grabbed it, and came trotting toward me. I held out my hand, and he dropped the paper in my palm. From that point on, I could ball up a piece of paper, throw it, and we'd engage in 10-15 minutes of fetch.

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    8. Re:What?!? by Gonzo73 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I've got my cat trained to play fetch and respond to my whistles. It's just like having a dog, except it doest crap anywhere and everywhere!

  8. What about gender? by Skapare · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now can the dogs determine the gender of the other dog ... without having to resort to sniffing the other dog's butt?

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    1. Re:What about gender? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Head "downtown" and you'll probably have the same problem.

    2. Re:What about gender? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Now can the dogs determine the gender of the other dog ... without having to resort to sniffing the other dog's butt?

      They are also trying to figure out when and what the other dog ate. Unless your partner had a Burrito dinner or an onion & garlic sandwich, I bet you can't do the same.

    3. Re:What about gender? by Maxmin · · Score: 1

      I... see where you're going with this... a pet that will surf the web for porn and sort the erotica into folders for you. Well, here's what you're going to end up with:

      DoggyStyle/
      MilkBoned/
      ShortTails/
      KittyCrush/
      ...
      If you ask me, it's a race of time, between the animal behavioralists and Google.

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    4. Re:What about gender? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      You may have meant that to be funny, but the answer is -- yes, they can. Watch a bitch in heat unerringly pick the sole male out of a pack; she knows what she wants, even if he's ignoring her!

      And some of 'em know which "parts" do the job, too... I had one bitch who'd get impatient if the male didn't "do her" RIGHT NOW, and if he took too long about it, she would grab him by the penis and drag him around!!

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  9. They learn much faster by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    if you punish them with tasers, right? That's how we treat humans anyway. It would be kinda nice if people were rewarded for being good instead. But punishment is a turn-on for authority figures. And it's cheaper. It's that power! Oh yeah!

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    1. Re:They learn much faster by plover · · Score: 1

      Good boy. Good boy. Don't tase me, boy. Good boy.

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  10. Prior art, sort of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    1. Re:Prior art, sort of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patently unfunny.

  11. Meta data! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they can be trained as Google's meta data creators - The Doogle powered by huffinpuffinsniffinclassifier!

  12. Turing Test by phantomcircuit · · Score: 0

    Ill read one of these studies when they can get a dog to pass the Turing test until then it's just trained repetition which is not human like at all. (no matter how much high school teachers believe it to be)

    1. Re:Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Dog must be first trained to give expected results using training images.
      By showing new and different images, their ability to understand the contents and classify them can be demonstrated.

    2. Re:Turing Test by Xtravar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      until then it's just trained repetition which is not human like at all I disagree. Isn't pretty much everything "trained repetition" when you think of it? Look at neural nets... they train... by repetition... to do something "intelligent".

      There's not much difference between training a dog to recognize photos of dogs and training a human child to recognize Latin characters. The only difference between us and dogs is neural capacity, learning rules, and societal environment.

      What studies like this one do is help us to further understand what those hard-wired rules in animals are, allowing us to get a better grasp of the big learning picture across all forms of life.
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    3. Re:Turing Test by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      While I do agree with you that the difference between human beings and other animals (specifically a dog) is the neural capacity I would argue that the difference in neural capacity is so great that the two cannot be rightly called the same.

      For example my toy helicopter relies on the same basic principles as a full size freight helicopter, but they are no where near similar.

  13. This is not news. by palegray.net · · Score: 1

    I thought the linked article was going to show us some sort of new insight into the canine cognitive mechanisms. Nope. The article goes into zero detail and basically makes a statement equivalent to: "Yep, we've confirmed dogs can tell the difference between other dogs and a stop sign." Wow. Given the fact that dogs are highly social animals, capable of complex coordinated behavior like hunting in packs, that's such a shocking new insight.

    Don't waste your time clicking on the TFA.

  14. Obvious. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of course they do. I'd go so far to say that most predators should show similar tendencies. We use our sight for a lot of things that the average mutt wouldn't use it's sight for, but at the most basic level, it has the exact same function for both of us. Predator/Prey identification, basic navigation, threat recognition and response.

    The examples in the article are all "A dog can tell the difference between a landscape and a dog, even if the dog is on a landscape" which just shows that, like us, their eyes are drawn to the animal before the scenery. Classic response for an animal concerned with predator/prey responses. The mountains are nice, but you have to make sure of the animal first.

    The main differences in visual perception would be dealing with stuff like ranging, depth perception, night-vision, day-vision, etc...All stuff to do with the actual hardware of the eye, not in the basic ability to distinguish between two similar objects.

    This should be obvious from a dog's ability to tell one person from another. I've witnessed similar behavior in herbivores as well, so I'd not be surprised to find that they had the same sort of abilities, though it would be difficult to test.

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    1. Re:Obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you are right, my Satanic Puppy!

      Here, take this bone...

    2. Re:Obvious. by TheMCP · · Score: 1

      A dog's ability to tell one person from another might be largely scent related and says little about how their visual sense works.

      That said, I agree with you that this is obvious; it should be obvious to anyone who has ever owned a smart dog, like a border collie or maybe a german shepherd. I used to have a border collie, and his responses to most things were so incredibly human-like that it was very, very clear that he thought like a human in many ways. (Indeed, I think he thought he was human in many ways, but that's another story.) Also recently I've interacted a lot with my friend's german shepherd, a breed which is perhaps less human-like than the border collie but still very smart. We got me on iChat video conferencing once while the dog was in the room, and she clearly looked at me, understood it was me, obeyed commands from me and was pleased by praise from me.

      Heck, I've had pet rabbits, and they could look in the mirror and it was obvious that they realized it was a reflection. We don't give animals enough credit for their intelligence.

    3. Re:Obvious. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      The main differences in visual perception would be dealing with stuff like ranging, depth perception, night-vision, day-vision, etc

      I think that sense-of-scale issue is definitely a weak spot for a lot of dogs. It's one of the reasons that very large dogs can sometimes react to very small dogs at an intermediate distance as they would to a very large dog at a greater distance. And anyone who's ever dealt with a terrier knows that they not only have no idea how small they are themselves, they have no appreciatation that they're about to lauch themselves at an English Mastiff that could squash it like a bug with one swat.

      My own dogs definitely make their people and other-critter judgements based on body language. They react completely differently to distant figures - canine or primate - that appear to be skulking or looking furtive. They have excellent radar, that way.

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    4. Re:Obvious. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Considering that dogs can recognise individuals (and vehicles, and other dogs) at distances of up to half a mile or so, without any time for scent to cover the distance, vision has a great deal more to do with it than scent.

      In my experience, dogs identify stuff first and foremost by vision, and only use scent as a "backup" -- to confirm what they already thought, or to see where you've been (they're just like kids going "Daddy, where did you go today? ...Hey!! Why did you go to the duck pond without me??")

      (Yes, IAA Professional Dog Trainer)

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    5. Re:Obvious. by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      Of course they do. I'd go so far to say that most predators should show similar tendencies

      Yes, completely obvious! Evolution has spent millions of years rewarding animals who are able to identify photographs of other animals - and specifically non-life-sized photographs of their predators. After all, if a gazelle couldn't distinguish a 6x9" photo of a mouse from a 6x9" photo of... um... a gazelleeater, she'd be constantly fleeing harmless Polaroids (the native habitat of the gazelle, which is, um, GazelleLand, is filled with them).

      I'm actually pretty surprised by the study, myself. I'm more familiar with cats than dogs, and their perception differs in important ways (for instance, cats can't follow gaze, while dogs can). And my cats have certainly spent hours entranced by Video Catnip - but it's hard to say that they actually thought they were watching real animals.

      I have a small, furry, stuffed animal that is, at first glance, absolutely indistinguishable from a sleeping cat. Everyone, and I mean everyone who sees this thing assumes at first that it's just sleeping. I had a friend eat his entire dinner in front of it, and at the end, he remarked, "That is one mellow cat you have". I took my spoon and whacked it as hard as I could against the "cat" as he jumped up and screamed "No!". It's that realistic.

      When I got it, I assumed the cats would go crazy over it. But they didn't even notice it. I kept moving it in front of them, and they just walked around it - didn't even give it a sniff. They were not fooled in the least - nor even interested in this odd cat-like non-cat creature. Cuz it wasn't alive.

      So dogs recognizing still photos? Yeah, I'm impressed.

    6. Re:Obvious. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      [pro dog trainer hat]

      All dogs believe they're about 60 pounds, and behave accordingly. This make sense when you realise that at root they're just funny-looking wolves; size differences are merely cosmetic, and don't do much to alter their fundamental nature.

      I do think the juvenile paranoia that's common in toy dogs is the result of a disconnect caused by their small size -- they're born believing the world should be proportioned differently than it is, and it takes them some time to "get used to" how overwhelming it looks from their miniaturized perspective, and meanwhile it scares them.

      As to body language, yep, dogs read it very well; how you carry yourself telegraphs your intent and even your general mindset to the dog, clear as day. Not only re perps, but also in everyday life: Failure to exhibit "confident body language" is a major reason why some people just flat can't control perfectly trainable willing dogs, yet others can control unruly obstreperous beasts with ease.

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  15. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...computer scientists have found a new tool in the fight against image spam which runs on dog biscuits.

  16. Birds by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I saw a show on a Discovery-like channel in which during WW2 they successfully trained birds to recognize different makes of vessels and peck a steering panel in the right direction. They were trying to build a guided bomb. I don't remember why they canceled the program, but it was not due to the bird's skills.

    Birds rely heavily on their eyesight to find or distinguish food and prey. Thus, they may be as good or better than dogs, who use mostly hearing and smell. Plus, dogs are partly color blind.

    1. Re:Birds by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      For those who like trivia, this project was honored in the form of the 'Homing Pigeon' weapon in the game 'Worms'. ;P

    2. Re:Birds by drmarcj · · Score: 1

      Pigeons have been trained to discriminate all kinds of things, such as cats and cars. Interesting how it is somehow much more interesting when a mammal like a dog can do it even though their brains are much more human-like? Animal cognition research is full of examples where you can train a pigeon to do something, it goes unnoticed, but if you train a dog or a chimp to do it, it's published in Science and all over the New York Times and BBC webpages.

    3. Re:Birds by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      That's because pigeons are not cute and cuddly.

      You never hear the Animal Rights people going on about slugs or centipedes, do you?

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  17. Reproduce? by TheMeuge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even better, any animal that can't distinguish between members of its own species and rocks, would probably have a hard time passing such stupidity on to the next generation, no?

    1. Re:Reproduce? by kayditty · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, but can they do it by visual recognition alone (on a computer screen, no less)?

    2. Re:Reproduce? by PresidentEnder · · Score: 1

      You can tell species membership from other clues, I suppose (smell and sound are reasonably specific). How would you use the other clues, though, to determine suitability of a mate? Symmetry is the best way, right?

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    3. Re:Reproduce? by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      Or any animal that can't distinguish between rocks and bears (if you don't like google video you can download the 24mb quicktime version or the 7mb mp4 version)

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    4. Re:Reproduce? by ookabooka · · Score: 1

      I dunno, many dogs can't tell the difference between a member of its own species and someone's leg. They still seem able to procreate.

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  18. Of course they found this in Dogs .. by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    .. Cats refused to take the tests.

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    1. Re:Of course they found this in Dogs .. by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows that cats have evolved to a level at which they obviously don't have to prove themselves anymore.

      It's common knowledge that dogs have owners and that cats have servants... next to the fact that one always have to move the cat to get the best place in a given location.

      The amount of evidence is stunning:

      http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=44
      http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=43
      http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1907
      http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2247
      http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2424

    2. Re:Of course they found this in Dogs .. by high_rolla · · Score: 1

      They were also considering testing mice but they were worried that they may stumble onto something very scary (and also that the Hitchhikers guide might be correct)

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  19. Not My Dog... by acvh · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...can't tell the difference between a dog and your leg.

    1. Re:Not My Dog... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      ...can't tell the difference between a dog and your leg.

      Take away your porn, and I'll bet you'll act similarly.

    2. Re:Not My Dog... by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 1

      Not that bad...most humans can't tell the difference between hand and a woman.

  20. Who's paying for this? by thethibs · · Score: 0, Troll

    One hopes that "Friederike Range at the University of Vienna" lives at the University of Vienna—with his parents—who subsequently helped him understand the difference between research and parlour tricks. If not, standards at European universities must be a great deal lower than we've been told.

    Without any training at all, my dog can recognise other dogs on TV, though she gives a little bark rather than pushing a switch with her paw. I'm going to guess that it has more to do with being a pack animal than any kind of "reasoning ability".

    Anyone suspect Friedrike is a member of PITA?

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    1. Re:Who's paying for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One hopes that "Friederike Range at the University of Vienna" lives at the University of Vienna - with his parents - who subsequently helped him understand the difference between research and parlour tricks.

      It may be of no importance to the subject, but I can't help but point out that "Friederike" is a girl's name. It's actually the female version of "Friedrich".

    2. Re:Who's paying for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without any training at all, my dog can recognise other dogs on TV

      If that's your idea of evidence of anything but your own impressions of something, I think it's you who might need some updates on proper methodology. But yes, feel free to go back to thinking that humans came about by a magic ghost jumping into the head of a hairless chimp, instead of our species coming about through a gradual process of evolution which left shared traits.

  21. Also in the news by g-san · · Score: 1

    Google Images engineers were swarming Silicon Valley pet stores today, buying every puppy they could find.

  22. Your dog wants steak (n/t) by ibbie · · Score: 1

    :D

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  23. Again, As a Dog Myself... by explosivejared · · Score: 3, Funny

    I apologize for that behavior hiccup. It's just hard sometimes to control ourselves. Blame evolution not us. Your leg probably just looks "appetizing." I would suggest wearing wiskers on your pants leg or painting a picture of a rolled up newspaper on your pants leg. Either of those should alleviate the problem. Alternatively, you could try being the bigger person and speak to your dog, but I understand the deserved apprehension you might have about this.

    I hope this has helped. BTW, I'm working on a gpl'ed evolutionary firmware update that moves the urge in question from the leg to the shoe, as this is less disturbing. I've tried to get rid of the trait altogether, but it's tough. A lot of the code is proprietary, and well God just doesn't like to give the darn stuff up. We're working on it though. Link to our project www.opensourceevolutionarydogimprovement.org.

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  24. Seems to be some naivete in the responses by smchris · · Score: 2, Informative


    We need more semiotics taught in the schools.

    The animals weren't responding to other dogs and landscapes. They were responding to _photographs_ of dogs and landscapes. And dealing with them accordingly.

    Do not confuse the finger with the moon, Grasshopper.

    1. Re:Seems to be some naivete in the responses by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Dogs commonly respond to other dogs on TV. Any dog owner will have seen it.

      It's just not news, and didn't need any 'research' to discover it.

      Whether they can tell the difference between a photograph and the real thing is another question. I'm betting they're just hardwired to recognize 'dog shape'.

    2. Re:Seems to be some naivete in the responses by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      With the sound off? And no movement?

    3. Re:Seems to be some naivete in the responses by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "Dog shape" is a fairly nebulous thing, given that dogs come in the widest array of physical types of any species on earth. Four legs and a head is the only common factor. Hair and tails are not universal. Size can be anything from 7 to 36 inches at the shoulder, with a similar range of mass, from 2 to 200 pounds. Proportions can range from a 1:1 length/height ratio, to as much as 3:1. At first contact, aliens would probably class dogs as several dozen different species. Despite all this, dogs do pretty well at recognising "that critter is a dog" -- just as children will, regardless of breed.

      I've observed my show dogs picking out some particular breed and trying to follow it around -- and they can be quite specific about what they want, too (I have one dog who can tell two hairless breeds apart that look identical at a casual glance; he only likes one of 'em). And it's quite common for poodles to prefer the company of other poodles only in certain clips, as if that was more aesthetically appealing to the dog.

      Fact is, a bright dog is on a par with a bright 5 or 6 year old human child, and per all evidence, thinks/observes pretty much the same stuff. -- My own theory is that intelligence levels are where you stop *developing*, and dogs just happen to stop sooner than humans.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  25. Are they any good at Poker? by davidwr · · Score: 2, Funny
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    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  26. Let's put this to good use now by PFritz21 · · Score: 1

    Now I can teach my dog to sort my pr0n collection... :D

    1. Re:Let's put this to good use now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the study, they differenciated DOGS from backgrounds.... I don't want to know what kind of porn you have!

  27. I see an application here by barakn · · Score: 1

    Maybe we can get dogs to scan the surveillance images from the 2008 Olympics. Surely it would be cheaper than IBM's Smart Surveillance System. Heck, I know a dog that will work 20 minutes just to lick the crumbs off someone's face.

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    "I'm so moist I'm sticking to the leather." -Kermit the Frog on The Late Late Show
  28. Well, kinda by gerf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Previously it was thought that dogs could only catagorize other dogs or people by the tried and true butt sniffing technique. This experiment shows that dogs, possibly due to their proximity to human DNA, have evolved more advanced ways to perceive others.

    It's hotly debated whether mosquitos have transferred blood and DNA from humans to dogs to give them this power, as there are many other methods of transmission. Needless to say, the Bird Flu has helped that process greatly among many other species, but it has yet to be shown that is has factored into the human-dog element.

    As for the dog to human question you posed... Have you seen furries?

    1. Re:Well, kinda by GammaKitsune · · Score: 1

      Leave us out of it. We're not hurting anyone. It's all consensual. Don't judge us. You can't prove anything. Stop looking at me.

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  29. Apt Typo by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    "Anyone suspect Friedrike is a member of PITA?"

    While I'm sure Friederike is indeed a Pain In The Ass, I didn't think membership in a society was required.

    Very apropos typo.

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    "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
    1. Re:Apt Typo by thethibs · · Score: 1

      And an apt signature—given my committing a Nesmanism.

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  30. It's pretty strange.. by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Up until very recently, I always thought of dogs as generally being playful but incredibly stupid animals outside of spirit-breaking intensive training... at least, until we just got our recent dog, a pit bull/boxer mix. Unlike most dogs I've owned over the years, this one isthe first I known to preemptively develop strategies on the fly under ever-changing conditions. (In other words, she doesn't do the whole "repeat the same process over and over expecting a different result each time" thing.)

    For example, take a piece of food being dropped on the floor just out of her reach behind a barrier. Most dogs would simply shove their snout under the barrier and root at it with their tongue for hours. With this dog though, she only did the snout rooting thing once, stopped, reached under the barrier with her paws trying to grip the food, stopped and finally removed the barrier itself to get at the food.

    In my previous experience, only a cat would have ever made it to step 2.

    Needless to say, the dog is now quite an escape artist, having deciphered how to use doors, removing collars like houdini and bypassing six foot tall chain-link fences.

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    8==8 Bones 8==8
    1. Re:It's pretty strange.. by Scamwise · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We had a dog capable of opening all sorts of doors, he could even open the back door against the swing, ie: turn the handle and pull the door towards himself.
      He also used to get agitated if you wore a hat because he couldn't recognise you if you did, he would even bark at my uncle if he was wearing a hat and stop immediately if he removed it.
      Having been a building site dog he developed a strange habit of barking when you called "FIRING!" which they used to do before anyone used a nail gun, he would as a result bark on demand any time any place, quite an amusing party trick.
      He also used to have what can only be described as a guilty look that he would give you when he had done something wrong, sometimes he would even give the look before doing something wrong and then go and do it!
      All in all I think we are not giving dogs nearly enough credit on the smarts front.

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      Sam "to lazy to register" Look
    2. Re:It's pretty strange.. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine has a dog that can open the fridge, find the meat on the top shelf, grab it and eat it - without making enough noise to alert her of the impending loss of lunch.

      Dogs are smart.

    3. Re:It's pretty strange.. by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

      Wow, I completely forgot about it until you mentioned it just now, but I can absolutely confirm the hat thing with our dog as well. A relative of mine entered our house one time wearing a large cowboy style hat and the dog's demeanor instantly changed. Luckily, the demeaner was defensive, rather than offensive, but I sure wouldn't have wanted to see them trying to approach the dog next to a wall. Without the hat though, the attitude of the dog went back to completely normal.

      Similarly, she also does the "trying to be non-chalant" thing after doing something she knows she shouldn't have. (Especially avoiding eye contact whenever possible.)

      In the meanwhile, I have had cats with dog-like traits in the past. For example, cats that have siamese traits, such as the snowshoe, are a lot more likely to play "fox and hound" style games with humans (both fox and hound positions) where most other breeds tend to prefer very little human interaction unless they initiate it themselves. Cats with siamese traits also tend to be a lot less snooty (despite Disney-esque depictions to the contrary), but far more vocal about everything... not unlike a lot of dogs.

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      8==8 Bones 8==8
    4. Re:It's pretty strange.. by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      My friend's dog outsmarted his mother. She was making a sandwich in the kitchen, and the dog wanted the sandwich in the worst way. He finally ran to the out-of-sight front door, barking like there was someone approaching. When she went to investigate, the dog circled back into the kitchen from the other way and stole the sandwich from the countertop.

      So there's a dog who demonstrated an understanding of strategy, tactics, and deception. He lured her away from the food under false pretenses. He knew the back route into the kitchen was unguarded. Most importantly, he put a multi-step plan together in his little canine brain before executing it.

      Humans don't have a monopoly on thought. We just have all the components of intelligence wrapped up in a meat package that can orchestrate them. If that dog had had opposable thumbs, there's no telling where it would have stopped!

      --
      John
    5. Re:It's pretty strange.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strewth - your friend's dog's mother can make sandwiches!? That beats recognising dogs in landscapes any day.

    6. Re:It's pretty strange.. by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 1

      I think you are inferring too much from the dog's behavior. Another possible explanation is that the dog was distracted from the sandwich by a noise at the front door, and then returned to the kitchen to continue begging for the sandwich, only to find it was unguarded -- a happy coincidence from his point of view. Your story doesn't prove the dog predicted the woman's behavior at all.

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      "The advanced societies of the future will be driven by competing systems of psychopathology." -JG Ballard
    7. Re:It's pretty strange.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh but what he forgot to mention was that after stealing the sandwich, the dog jumped on IRC to brag how he 'pwned dat human oldschool' to his buddies

    8. Re:It's pretty strange.. by plover · · Score: 1
      Sure, your explanation is plausible, but not nearly as entertaining. :-) But I still claim that dog was clever. It knew how to open refrigerator doors with his nose, and after my friend installed a hook-and-eye latch on their refrigerator door, the dog learned how to unhook the latch with his nose, and then open the door.

      And dogs can learn how to "predict" future events. I had a dog that learned to predict trajectories.

      I used to throw a soft playground ball onto our sloped garage roof, and let it roll back down for the dog to fetch. The dog was too close to the garage to see the ball on the roof. If I threw it at an angle (not perpendicular to the face of the garage), the dog learned to anticipate where the ball would land, and would go wait for it at that spot. I'm not sure what cues she was using to base her estimate on, but she was good at finding just the right spot to wait for it. I liked to claim she could do calculus.

      --
      John
    9. Re:It's pretty strange.. by jbengt · · Score: 1

      One of my dogs can open the door to her crate (if it's unlocked), get in and close it behind her, which she often does to get away if another dog is annoying her. The only training she got for that is that I showed her how to do it. Another can close a door behind him if told after he noses it open to get through, however, he is not good at opening it against the swing, which my cat naturally does by pawing it towrds him.

      Even difficult dogs don't need spirit-breaking intensive training. Though, in my opinion, you still need to be willing to give a "correction" (positive punishment) if the dog is being bad, most behaviors can be taught by giving rewards (positive reinforcment) and withholding them (negative punishment) together with behavior shaping. Tactics such as releasing the pressure on the leash when the dog relaxes and quits straining to get away (negative reinforcment) are also a factor used.
      My dogs know about 25 to 50 tricks each, ranging from the usual sit, beg, shake, to things like "find the remote" (men like that one), "get the puppy's leash and pull her here", and "climb a ladder and slide down the slide" (kids love that one). They were trained (by my wife) without any spirit-breaking measures, mostly reward based.
      Google "clicker training".

    10. Re:It's pretty strange.. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine has a dog that can open the fridge, find the meat on the top shelf, grab it and eat it - without making enough noise to alert her of the impending loss of lunch.

      Dogs are smart.


      No kidding. They've managed to get themselves shacked up in houses with infinite food supplies, and as often as they get in trouble for taking more than their share, providing they do it in a funny or amazing way, they actually gets praised.

      Who is that once said if aliens came to Earth they'd assume that dogs ran the world and humans were their sub-sapient servants?
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    11. Re:It's pretty strange.. by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      In my previous experience, only a cat would have ever made it to step 2.

      I used to have quite a smart cat with a vocabulary of at least 50 words (at least as far as I could tell). He was an alley cat before we adopted him, and he'd learned a large number of cool skills, including feeding himself from tins, opening doors, and was quite adept at picking up stuff after seeing it once.

      Once I opened the sliding window in the dining room, and he was watching. He liked the cool breeze, so whenever he wanted it, he'd spend forever trying to lift up the latch and slide the window. It was too heavy for him to succeed, so he'd try for a bit, and then give up and go try to find a human to do it for him.

      Quite the smart kitty. His language skills were (as far as I could tell) based on the pitch shifts in syllables. He'd respond to "Harvey" as his name, as well as "Car key" and "Darr-Deee". He was also quite tactile; if you were lying in bed by him but ignoring him, he'd gently reach up a paw and touch you on the cheek to get your attention.

      I'd have loved to have seen what he could have done if he'd had the polydactylous mutation that some cats are getting now.

      He's an odd one though; most cats I've met were nowhere near as smart. Same with the dogs - I've only met a couple that bright.

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    12. Re:It's pretty strange.. by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Same thing happened to a friend of mine. Dog opened fridge, scoffed a lamb casserôle that was waiting to be reheated for dinner that evening, and then closed the fridge. She'd have got away with it if she'd been able to put the dish back on the shelf.

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    13. Re:It's pretty strange.. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      My brother and mom have sibling dogs, and they do that sort of stuff all the time. Let's call them Jack and Jill. Jack has a chewtoy and Jill wants it so she runs over to the window, starts barking wildly, Jack runs over to see what she's barking at, and she doubles around and grabs the chewtoy. They hide things from one another. One will look to see if the other one's watching and then try to stash something, and the other will fake "not looking" and then as soon as the one takes off the other will turn and watch to see where it's being hidden. Dogs are *full* of duplicity.
      And it's not just domesticated ones. I was out riding my mountain bike through the middle of nowhere -- no roads or trails or anything, just a big chunk of desert -- and saw a coyote a little ways behind me. I rode on a bit further and looked back to see if I could still see it, and it was exactly the same distance from me that it had been previously, and was industriously sniffing a bush nearby, not looking at me at all, oh no, not in the least. I started riding again and would take quick looks back and it was following me, staring right at me, but every time I'd stop it'd stop and start looking off in the distance, at clouds, sniffing at nearby rocks, anything other than letting me know it was paying attention to me. (Finally I hit a deer trail and rode along it for a while, then did a 180 and re-established the predator/prey relationship. It had to tuck its tail in under its butt to keep me from riding up on it. Never saw it again.)

      They're all competitive traits for social hunters: they serve to get things without reverting to open fighting, or in the case of the coyote, allay suspicion and allow more time to make a decision.

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    14. Re:It's pretty strange.. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Dogs are pretty good at triangulating stuff. When I train working retrievers, one of the things I do is walk along with the dog wandering where he will, then every so often I throw the training dummy in some random direction, for the dog to retrieve. Almost 100% of the time, the dog will get the angle right even tho the dummy is still in the air when the dog goes for where it will land.

      Experienced gundogs can also read river currents well enough to figure out how far down the bank they need to run to intercept a shot duck that's being swept downriver.

      As to deceptiveness, I see this sort of thing in my kennel dogs all the time, as they try to fool one another into giving up a desired bedspot, or toy, or dinner (without getting into fights about it). It's simply an extrapolation of intelligent predator behaviour. I've had to teach some of 'em "Don't Steal!" as a command, so they don't steal everyone else's meals.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  31. I'm not sure why this is a surprise... by coolhaus · · Score: 0

    ...we already know that they have exhibited the ability to distinguish images on paper while playing poker.

    Too bad the wagging tail is a dead giveaway tell.

  32. Virtually the same experiment... by Ieshan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The project to which you are referring was the work of Skinner, and called Project Pigeon. It was canceled.

    On the other hand, virtually the same experiment as the one conducted with dogs was conducted with pigeons, in 1964, by Herrnstein and Loveland. So, someone beat you to it. =)

    1. Re:Virtually the same experiment... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      According the the Wikipedia article on "Project Pigeon", it was canceled because the military thought it was too weird.

  33. Speak for yourself... by Chmcginn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Along the same line of thought, have you noticed that after years of believing we're superior to all animals, we still can teach a dog to respond to english, but have little to no idea what they mean when they bark a certain way?
    I know the difference between my dog's "somebody I don't know is in the yard", "Mommy is home!", and her "I have to pee!" barks.
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    Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
    1. Re:Speak for yourself... by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Dogs run in your family too? My sister married a bloke like that. It is annoying as hell to be related to someone who can't tell the difference between two species.

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      Semi-automatic amateur armchair Australian philosopher; conjecture ready at any moment...
    2. Re:Speak for yourself... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      [old-time professional dog trainer hat]

      It's a lot like how a parent can interpret a toddler's yammerings. They aren't exactly words, but they have meaning and context; you just have to learn to recognise them (and sort that out from mere mumbling to oneself, which some dogs do too).

      Just like toddlers, dogs can become frustrated when the Stupid Human can't figure out what they're "saying". A very few dogs will attempt to deliberately mimic human speech, apparently thinking that this will make them more intelligible (tho needless to say that doesn't work very well).

      As to pictures... it's just like with kids; if exposed to the concept, a reasonably bright dog will figure out "this represents something". Dogs' detail vision is very good (allowing for their typical but not universal blue/green colourblindness; most dogs see some range of yellow/orange/red), and their memory for specifics can be awesome.

      BTW the notion that dogs are nearsighted is completely wrong; most have much better distance vision than humans. There is myopia in dogs (more commonly in small dogs) but it is neither typical nor normal.

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  34. Re:Horses know particular humans. by bornwaysouth · · Score: 1

    Can herbivores distinguish humans. Yes. Horses do it. They tend to have a one-on-one relationship with humans. Probably camels are similar.

    I did think the news article was particularly bad. We have a pet bunny which thumps if a cat is nearby. Any cat, even new ones, any shadings. (Bunnies are colour blind.) So it has an abstract concept of a medium sized threat that it can afford to watch and warn. Birds, humans, trees, etc are ignored. The cat can be crouched behind a tree or moving, and at any angle. Programming that capacity into a computer would be a nasty problem.

    The research might make sense if they worked for a TV company, and were working towards selling toys to rich owners. Then you get Negreponte to design a drool proof screen with chewable edges. Sell them in pairs, one for the owner.

  35. Try with cats by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Try with cats. They can eventually teach you to respond to a word or two in their language ;)

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    1. Re:Try with cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, that cat language, like when it says "oh hai, i upgraded yr ram" or "My Pokemons, let me show you them"

    2. Re:Try with cats by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 1

      Pavlov's Cat:

      Day 6: Cat rang bell. I ate food.

      There's an Eddie Izzard joke for everything.

    3. Re:Try with cats by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Oh, that cat language, like when it says "oh hai, i upgraded yr ram" or "My Pokemons, let me show you them"


      More like when it says "mrrk" (sometimes transcribed as "mrrh") from the hall, and you just know, "oh shit, she's brought me another dying bird she hunted." As far as anyone can tell, that's their word for "food", typically as in "I brought you some." That's the word they use to call their weaned kittens to dinner when they hunted something for said kittens. But they've been known to try to feed their human room-mates too :P
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  36. meh by Snoobic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I, for one, welcome our four legged canine overlords.

    1. Re:meh by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1

      Good idea. I mean, they've likely got pictures of you, if you know what I mean. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no more. Say no more.

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      .. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
  37. I, for one... by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our new picture-sorting, human-like thought showing canine overlords.

    To hell with iPhoto etc., these doggies help us to rid ourselves of one massive problem: those countless digital photographs we never have time to browse through! We might finally get some printed on paper!

  38. Just think of the outsourcing potential! by TheNarrator · · Score: 1

    Flash! New barking to English translator heralds new era in call center outsourcing!

    1. Re:Just think of the outsourcing potential! by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      Flash! New barking to English translator heralds new era in call center outsourcing!
      It's been done
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  39. Done that by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    However, try teaching a house cat to play fetch sometime. Or rollover, play dead, stay, sit on command, beg...


    My brother taught our parents' cat to play fetch. She loved it, in fact.

    It's a bit harder than teaching tricks to a dog, because, well, the cat doesn't have the reflex to try to please the alpha at all cost. Although stray cats do form packs, they hunt separately and being the alpha is more like "first advisor" than anything like a "master."

    So, well, the whole trick is that you have to keep the cat's attention by other means. Making it all a game is a good start, for example, because cats love to play. (But also eventually have enough of it, so you have to know when to stop. You don't want it to turn into torture.) Various kinds of rewards also help.

    Punishment doesn't work well with cats, and doubly so when trying to make them do something. As I was saying, being the alpha is more of a first among equals status. So punishing a cat won't make it try harder to please you, it'll just nuke all interest in whatever you're trying to make it do.
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    1. Re:Done that by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      "First adviser"? You clearly never had several cats at home. The "pack" structure of cats is *very* hierarchical, and the hierarchy is *very* rigid. There's just no concept of "leader", or first advisor, or whatever. They're just bullies, really. It's more like "If I'm pissed off, I'll slap somebody around -- somebody less important than myself. Oh, and I get dibs on food too." My aunt usually has around 5 cats at home, and she often literally has episodes where she tells off the top dog... er... cat, who then pouts and slaps the second in line around a bit, who then pouts and slaps the third in command around a bit, etc. etc. They go down the pecking order, with the last guy just meowing in vague complaint at my aunt.

  40. A picture worth a thousand words by westlake · · Score: 1
    Dogs can identify other dogs as dogs?!? OMG! What a mind-blowing revelation!

    A dog can find a dog in a two-dimensional landscape photograph.

    In an experiment far removed from the ordinary way in which he experiences his world - and do it with no other sensory or behavioral cues.

    That does not strike me as an insignificant achievement.

    It would be interesting to know if a dog could recognize a painting of a dog, a sculpture, a cartoon or caricature.

    Even more interesting, perhaps, if he could sort the results. Recognize different breeds of dogs. Recognize that one dog appears in several pictures.

    1. Re:A picture worth a thousand words by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      This is purely anecdotal, but my dogs (both of them), respond to dogs on TV (in a sense, the test they portrayed here), sometimes ramming against the TV paws first and barking at it, other times just staring intently. They also clearly identify at least some cartoon dogs (e.g, Scooby Doo), reacting in much the same way as with real dogs.

      They also tend to react to other non-human animals on TV, with reactions varying dramatically with the species (they seem to have a fascination with bulls), and definitely can tell "humans" and "animals" apart on TV consistently. So this test doesn't come across as much of a surprise to me (though formal testing is always better than empirical or anecdotal evidence).

    2. Re:A picture worth a thousand words by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've had dogs that recognised other breeds. Example: I took an 8 year old Lab to a weekend at the all-breed dog show. This was the first time in his life that he had EVER been around any other breed of dogs (except for my neighbour's Goldens), or even out in public at all. Over the course of the day he picked out five different breeds and did this "daddy, I want one!" act every time an individual of that breed walked by, while ignoring all other dogs (of the couple hundred individuals of 40+ breeds in immediate sight). Not even similar breeds, either -- he wanted a Pit Bull, one of the small hairless breeds (I forget if it was an American Hairless Terrier or a Xolo, but he only liked one of them, and these two breeds look a great deal alike), a Leonberger (huge hairy dog), a Coton (small furry white dog), and I forget what else. It was exactly like a kid in the toy store fixating on one particular toy, then forgetting about it entirely when some other toy catches his eye.

      Anyway... it wouldn't surprise me at all if once a dog had the concept of "picture of another dog" it could also sort them by breed, and even possibly by individual dog (since in 3-D life, dogs have no trouble recognising individual dogs by sight, and can readily distinguish among very similar-looking individuals, too).

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  41. All your dogs are belong to us! by tehniobium · · Score: 1

    If for one welcome our new dog overlords...

    Or how about:

    Now imagine a beowulf cluster of them...

    At least I think I'm funny :)

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    1. Re:All your dogs are belong to us! by ShadowOfMe · · Score: 1

      shouldn't that be a beowoof cluster?

    2. Re:All your dogs are belong to us! by tehniobium · · Score: 1

      Haha!

      Now that actually was funny :P

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  42. In other news by ShadowOfMe · · Score: 1

    Scientist teach new trick to an old dog. Wow!

  43. eh - cats are smarter. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Here kitty kitty - wanna play a game? No? You want to snooze? OK. So do I, but we have this experiment to do, and oh. I see you're not interested in my experiment. Am I that boring you're just going to sit there and lick your butt? don't you understand THIS IS SCIENCE??? PAY ATTENTION! Oh. FINE! Be that way! Wander off to the kitchen - see if I CARE!!! Oh, and now you want some food. OK. Fine, you furry pest. Here. Eat. but after this, you have to do the experiment, OK??? Fine you're done? OK - hey come back here you! No no no - you're not going to loll about looking cute and stuff at me like that. OK - I'll give you some scritches behind the ear, and on your tummy, but only if you do the experiment. OK - is that good enough? Enough scritches? Now - hey - you can't go to sleep on me! We have work to do!!! OK, fine. I'll just get the dog to do it. He's stupid enough to go along with anything I say...

    Dogs think they are stupid little people. Cats think people are big stupid cats.

    Dogs have Masters. Cats have Staff...

    RS

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    1. Re:eh - cats are smarter. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Many cat owners think they're big stupid cats too.

  44. It's not just recognizing dogs from other things. by BrianRagle · · Score: 1

    What appears to have been missed in all the comments here is that this wasn't just dogs recognizing other dogs. Dogs, as a whole, use far more of their senses than we do to gather information about themselves and other individuals. The dogs in question were being shown flat, 2D images of dogs. We have all probably seen dogs react to movement or sound on television, as if they understood the image they were seeing minus the smells of the thing. This was a static image, no sound, and no smell. How it is human-like is that they can fall back to just eyes alone, instead of the sense-rich environment they normally operate within. They don't even need movement to separate the image from the background and, further still, can repeatedly show aptitude in categorizing these images.

  45. Half full or half empty by yusing · · Score: 1

    Wow. A study proving that dogs can discriminate between things and make decisions.
    No doubt owners of sheep-herding dogs everywhere will be greatly relieved.

    Good thing for all these science-fair-level studies that most of the important problems are already solved.

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  46. Pleasure :) by sh3l1 · · Score: 1

    So then, how come dogs still hump human legs if they can tell the difference?

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    1. Re:Pleasure :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do Slashdot readers hump their hands?

  47. Not surprising by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    It's well known outside the scientific community that all men are dogs, and all women are bitches, so the similarities are to be expected.

    Yet another example of taxpayer money wasted on rediscovering the obvious.

  48. Of course dogs can recognize other dogs by Jonesy69 · · Score: 1

    I have a 3 year old Lab/Pit mix. When he was a puppy he used to charge the TV snarling and barking if another dog showed up on the set.

    He would sniff the air and not pickup their scent which would calm him somewhat. It was still fun to watch him try to 'defend' his territory against the invaders.

    The interesting thing was, that he would cease barking and putting on a show the moment the channel changed to something that was less threatining to him.

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  49. Cat behaviour in dogs by CustomDesigned · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My dog growing up (a miniature collie) was raised by a cat who had lost her kittens (to the CO gas chamber). She used a litter box, or buried her business when relieving herself outside. She wouldn't go in lawns (too hard to dig), but looked for leaf or sand covered areas.

  50. Point taken by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Point taken, and I probably didn't explain well enough. Bully or not, the alpha cat can't really make any other cat _do_ anything. He (or she) may call dibs on this and that, but that's about the whole extent of it.

    Wolves (and therefore dogs) have the concept of "I must do this because the alpha wants me to". Unless you want to challenge the alpha for leadership, you follow the gang, go hunt when the alpha wants to go hunt, etc. And if the alpha is pissed off at you, your options are appease him or challenge for leadership. Outside of a certain age and/or extraordinary circumstances, they tend to go with the former. The "I'll just stay out of his way" way out doesn't really exist, because the pack is hard-coded to stay together.

    Cats don't have that concept, and are more likely to take ways out like "I'll just stay out of his way" or "screw this, I'll go find another gang" if things just don't work out. That's what I'm trying to say.

    Basically, you can teach a dog tricks with punishments. You can't teach a cat anything that way.

    It doesn't mean that cats simply can't be trained at all, it just means that the ever popular macho-retard way of "I'll show him who's boss" doesn't work that way with cats. That's all.

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  51. This is why turtles copulate while moving by rlglende · · Score: 3, Funny


    Otherwise, they are very hard to tell from rocks

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  52. New Information Slaves? by quibbler · · Score: 1

    I hate to be the bleeding-heart liberal here, but I can see this expanding quickly into Matrix-like farms of captive dogs (birds? cats? -whatever has the best performance/cost ratio I'd think) who are fed thousands of images a day to sort-for-food.

    I can imagine these facilities as being very out-of-country and very sub-par in terms of quality of life. The truth is that neural nets are just better at some types of analysis than others, and animals are a really really cheap form of self-contained, self-ordering neural nets with zero development cost.

    Lets hope (strong)AI research gets up to speed before we see fidonet take on a new sinister meaning.

    1. Re:New Information Slaves? by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      "I hate to be the bleeding-heart liberal here, but I can see this expanding quickly into Matrix-like farms of captive dogs (birds? cats? -whatever has the best performance/cost ratio I'd think) who are fed thousands of images a day to sort-for-food.

      I can imagine these facilities as being very out-of-country and very sub-par in terms of quality of life. The truth is that neural nets are just better at some types of analysis than others, and animals are a really really cheap form of self-contained, self-ordering neural nets with zero development cost.

      Lets hope (strong)AI research gets up to speed before we see fidonet take on a new sinister meaning."

      Human beings in the 3rd world cost less than dogs.

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    2. Re:New Information Slaves? by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      who are fed thousands of images a day to sort-for-food

      How do you determine whether or not to reward the animal without already knowing what is in both pictures?

      And if you already know, what's the point?

    3. Re:New Information Slaves? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      How? You get lazy, is how. For the first few days, you supply the dog with known images, and only reward it when it makes the right choice. Then you switch to using unknown images, and have both choices dispense food (so it doesn't matter which one the dog actually chooses; it will still get fed). By this time, you hope the dog is already used to pressing the button under the picture that looks like what it is you want it to recognise, so will press the right one anyway.

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    4. Re:New Information Slaves? by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      It isn't guaranteed that it will press the right one all of the time. And, when it eventually screws up, and gets the reward anyway, you'll start to undermine the persistence of the behavior you trained.

      It could still work. I'm just pointing out a glaring roadblock.

  53. Tricks cats like to do by CustomDesigned · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It is easy to teach a cat tricks - you just have to work within what cats naturally like to do. Farmers have been using cats to catch mice for a long time. In my own case, I've taught our cat several games that it loves to play - taking the initiative in getting a game started. His favorite is "who can sneak up on who". The human takes off shoes, and attempts to quietly sneak up on the cat. Watch out for shadows - any movement of your shadow in the cats field of vision will alert him to your position. Meanwhile, the cat attempts the same on you. If the cat gets close enough first (the usual case), he leaps out, and "tags" the calves of the human with a bat of his (claws retracted) paw. And then runs off to start another round. If the human manages to get close enough (a rare but not impossible occurrence), they reach out and give the cat a quick stroke down the back. The cat, generally miffed that the clumsy human managed to win the round, looks annoyed and grooms himself for a few seconds, then runs off to start another round.

    Another good one is "monkey in the middle". Two humans sit 10 or 20 feet apart, with a small plush toy. One of the humans makes the plush toy wiggle like a small mammal, and peep temptingly from behind his leg or back. The cat crouches low to the ground, his tail lashing with small movements, and his eyes shifting back and forth. When you're least expecting it he springs, and if he caught you off guard, grabs the toy with his claws and stalks triumphantly with it in his teeth and drops it in the middle. The other human then takes the toy and makes it wiggle. If the human has managed to stay focused when the cat leaps, he tosses the toy over the cats head to the other human. The cat then leaps high into the air in an attempt to intercept it - often succeeding.

  54. My Cat. by rapidweather · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a neutered male cat named "BeBe". That's because he has a bb in his behind, put there by an obviously non-animal lover, who was handy with a Red Rider BB Gun.
    Now, on the the intelligent part...
    He is constantly on the lookout for "enemy cats" that want to move in on his territory. So, he has no problem with that normal cat function.
    Food gathering...
    Open the Refrigerator, or try and make something to eat, and he suddenly appears, telling you that he is a good cat, and deserves some of whatever you are fixing. Gets in the way, you have to step over him.
    He gets "dry" cat food, it keeps, since he won't eat anything that has "Yesterday" written on it, even if it is still tasty. Mice, Rats and Squirrels are not food, they are something he kills to bring to you to bolster his case that he is, indeed, a "good cat". Still wants whatever you are having for dinner tonight.
    Picture sorting?, well I didn't want to mention this, but he has a unique method for sorting the Sunday newspaper according to the advertisement flyers therein for Office Depot, Circuit City, and others that might be hawking Big Screen Televisions, or his personal favorite, those external USB Hard Drives. He's still having real difficulty telling the 160 GB ones from the 250 GB ones, but he and I are working on it. Biggest problem he seems to have is holding the Sharpie Permanent Marker pen that he likes to use to circle the Drives that he thinks I need to take a closer look at, perhaps doing some online research, to uncover any apparent bugs that any may have, that would affect the overall quality of the product. Time and Time again, BeBe has given me a "cat-o-gram" concerning the Per-GB cost factor. Big problem in the Cat World, having ones master pay too much for a given Techno-Toy, only to short the budget for necessary Veterinary care, yearly vaccinations including annual physical exams, intestinal worm tests, heartworm tests, and the all important annual wellness screens.
    The Method, You Say?

    1. Prepare his litter pan with newspaper advertisement flyers.
    2. Wait.
    3. Your results will be ready in the morning.

  55. How to show him who's boss by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    It's all in the wrist. Take a fencers stance, with the chair in your leading hand and the whip in the rearmost hand. Keep your shoulders and wrist relaxed in your whip arm, and give it a gentle flick forward like you're fishing. Then give it a gentle but rapid flick and CRACK! Smack that cat! Remember to keep the chair raised but try not to tense up - you'll need to be relaxed when the cat disobeys and leaps towards you, if you're tense you won't react in time. CRACK! CRACK! that's how we deal with that.

  56. Well even a worm can do that! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    And they don't need a slime-operated touch screen computer to help them out!

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  57. Doesn't surprise me at all by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    My mother has a maltese terrier/poodle cross that she's had for years, and is utterly obsessive about...I've always said that the main reason why she loves it so much is because it is able to relate to her intellectually.

    The single main reason why I've always hated canines myself isn't because of a lack of intelligence...on that score, they're fine. Said intelligence however is hamstrung by a tendency towards chronic emotional codependency. People call that loyalty, when in reality in most cases it's just that the dog's a wimp. ;)

    I'm a cat person. Put a cat's food down, give it a small amount of attention once in a while, and the rest of the time it will do its' own thing and leave me alone. If I could find a dog like that, my opinion on them might change.

  58. These "studies" are really starting to piss me off by PainBreak · · Score: 1

    Dogs know when other dogs are on TV. Cats know when other animals are on TV. They even sell Cat-Sitter and Dog-Sitter DVDs, and they work because Dogs and Cats have these things called "eyes" that allow them to see shit, and with these eyes, they are able to differentiate between say, a dog on TV, an open doorway, and a wall. Please stop wasting my god damned money. Please?

  59. It is more even than this by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    It is identifying a symbolic element (dog) in a varying array of symbols against a noise background (landscape.) I'm not quite clear whether the further association is made between the symbol (picture) and the object (dog). Washoe was certainly capable of doing this - and it was also reported that, when asked to put images onto a "human" pile or a "chimpanzee" pile, she would put her own picture on the human pile.

    This research would probably not be necessary if we didn't have so many conservative - oh, use the non-euphemism, backward - elements in our society who still believe that human beings are different from other animals because the pink unicorn sprinkled them with magic oofle dust, and that's why we can think and they can't. Intelligent people in the 18th Century were already familiar with the idea of a graduation of capacity throughout the animal kingdom (the Great Chain of Being), but the religious fundies didn't like it. In fact, the whole denial of the plurality of worlds, of evolution, of the essential similarity of different mammalian families, and of the antiquity of the Universe is, I believe, a mindset peculiar to American protestants. The war in Iraq is being fought between two sides both of whom want to make a holy book more important in explaining the Universe than science. That should scare the rest of us.

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  60. Dog is not abstract to a dog by CrimeaRiver · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "this is the first time we've taught them an abstract concept - 'a dog'"

    I'm not so sure 'dog' is such an abstract concept to dogs. Have you ever seen the way a dog reacts to seeing another across the street?

  61. Duh by BoaZaur · · Score: 1

    Ori always said that dogs are just People in a Dogs body. Imagine you have a dog body, when you try to talk a bark comes out of your longish mouth. and you're running around on 4 all day. So how would you be? Exactly! like a dog.

  62. Little surprise by pease1 · · Score: 1
    "We are starting to see that dogs have some good reasoning abilities," says Range."

    Little surprise to anyone who has trained dogs, specially retrievers. They have very good sight recall and of course even better smell recall/use. Retriever hunt tests test a dog's sight memory. With no training, many dogs will reason their way to a fallen bird by going around areas of tall grass, brush, etc. Silly humans, though, then train and grade them on their ability to blindly push their way through these things in order to keep a straight line.

  63. This is nothing new.... by apl73 · · Score: 1

    In 1972, I took a Psychology of Learning course at MIT. We had a guest lecture
    from a grad student (at Harvard I think) where they were training pigeons to recognize pictures of pretty girls in a variety of locations, backgrounds, etc.

    The pigeons were reliably miscatagorizing a single photo as a positive. When the researchers looked more closely at the photo, they discovered that there was indeed an attractive woman in the photo that they had failed to notice...

    It occurs to me that all those security guards watching CCTV cameras could be replaced by flocks of pigeons if we could just train them to look for suspicious activities :-)

  64. Evolution by Sun+Rider · · Score: 1

    Some animals seem to be evolving to the next level. What about us? We seem to have reached a plateau and entered an evolutionary blind alley.

  65. Keeping up with Rover by widget54 · · Score: 1

    Now my dogs are going to want a touchscreen!!

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  66. Mod this down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in ur computer, sorting ur picturez!

  67. Kennel + Server Farms by StCredZero · · Score: 1

    I wonder if rooms full of dogs could be trained to recognize stupidity? Maybe they could be trained to edit YouTube and Slashdot comments?

    (Could you imagine a Beowoof cluster...?)

  68. I for one by rleclerc · · Score: 1

    welcome our new four-legged picture sorting overlords!

    1. Re:I for one by thedevo · · Score: 1

      '"All you sorted picture are belong to us" - Sincerely, The Dog'