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FBI Wiretaps Canceled for Non-Payment

grassy_knoll writes "Apparently, the FBI hasn't been paying the telcos for the wiretaps they've initiated, so the telcos have canceled the wiretaps. From the AP article linked: 'Telephone companies have cut off FBI wiretaps used to eavesdrop on suspected criminals because of the bureau's repeated failures to pay phone bills on time. A Justice Department audit released Thursday blamed the lost connections on the FBI's lax oversight of money used in undercover investigations. Poor supervision of the program also allowed one agent to steal $25,000, the audit said. In at least one case, a wiretap used in a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act investigation "was halted due to untimely payment," the audit found.'"

166 comments

  1. Let's get this out of the way by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nelson Muntz: Ha Ha!

    There, it's been said. Let's move on.

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    1. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Jonesy69 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I see your "ha ha"

      And raise you a "ha ha Fuckers!"

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    2. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I see your ha ha fuckers! and raise you a "ha ha you fuckin' bums!"

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    3. Re:Let's get this out of the way by orielbean · · Score: 0

      Free Market wins.

    4. Re:Let's get this out of the way by PurPaBOO · · Score: 1

      I see your ha ha you fuckin' bums! and raise you a "ha ha you cock smoking teabaggers!"

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    5. Re:Let's get this out of the way by mrdarreng · · Score: 1

      damn, I fold.

  2. What news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The government can spy on the tinest little detail of your life... But, apparently it can't seem to pay it's bills. Even though its the largest consumer of products in the world using public debt funded by social security.. But, according to polticians, thats a problem for the next administration not the current one.

  3. Oval Office Scene.... by mudetroit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office... "George Herbert Walker Bush! Do you see this phone bill! I guess we are just going to have to turn it off until you can afford to pay it yourself."

    1. Re:Oval Office Scene.... by parkrrrr · · Score: 5, Funny

      "George Herbert Walker Bush is my dad, you old coot!"

    2. Re:Oval Office Scene.... by LifesABeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reporters tried to contact the Office of the F.B.I but the line was disconnected, and there was no new number.

  4. Amnesty by kneemoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can see it now, bunch of old crusty white dudes sitting around a boardroom "Well, if Congress won't get off their asses and grant us amnesty for warrant-less wiretapping we'll just have to get their attention now won't we"

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  5. In other news... by LibertineR · · Score: 2, Funny
    Without explanation, Telco Accounts-Receivable departments nationwide switch en-masse to VoIP.

    Film at 11.

  6. I wish I considered this good news by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I hear wiretap and FBI in the same phrase, my knee jerk reaction is, especially recently, to attack the FBI. But this is awful. The US does occasionally use wiretaps for their intended purpose and, when they do, it's damned important that they be in-place and reliable. The telecoms are certainly within their rights to refuse service for non-payment, but what kind of a dysfunctional organization can't even pay their phone-bill on time? If my company's phone service was terminated, heads would roll.

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    1. Re:I wish I considered this good news by cptdondo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The same dysfunctional organization that has abused its warrantless wiretapping power?

    2. Re:I wish I considered this good news by morbiuswilters · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You have to wonder how many fuckups like this are never reported. Then we hear that the government can't possibly protect us when they have to follow the law.

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    3. Re:I wish I considered this good news by gnick · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No doubt. I'd like to see administrative action for screwing up the phone bill. I'd like to see arrests for warrantless wiretapping.

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    4. Re:I wish I considered this good news by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Dysfunctional? Try "inherently flawed".

      Poor supervision of the program also allowed one agent to steal $25,000, the audit said.


      The same people who are watching you to throw you in jail are committing grand theft themselves. Who's watching the watchers, indeed.
    5. Re:I wish I considered this good news by phoenixwade · · Score: 2, Funny

      The telecoms are certainly within their rights to refuse service for non-payment, but what kind of a dysfunctional organization can't even pay their phone-bill on time? If my company's phone service was terminated, heads would roll. Umm - maybe - I did a service call on a modem that wasn't functioning in a graphics department, about 12 years ago. The modem was fine, but the line it was connected to was dead.... After checking, the modem line had been disconnected for non-payment. It was just an over site. The only reason it stuck in my mind, was because of the company - it was Bell South, they'd cut themselves off... it was good for a laugh, still is, actually. Mistakes do happen, failure to pay a phone bill isn't dysfunctional.... There are OTHER reasons, however, to use that label. I don't blame the Law Enforcers (FBI). I blame the people they have to work under that cause those kinds of problems by issuing contradictory or confusing orders designed to do nothing more than promote the administrations objectives while covering their own assess. Another aspect of the wiretap thing comes to mind. If it's legal, the way the Administration maintained it was, why so much CYA now? Why does there need to be immunity granted for the past? I suspect, coming back onto the subject at hand, that the reason the payments weren't made, was that someone needed to find a way to pay for them without culpability i.e. If I write a check, do I get prosecuted for rights violations, since I'll be tied to that wiretap....
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    6. Re:I wish I considered this good news by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Interesting
      While I am normally hesitant to criticize the FBI - after all, wasn't it the crack and elite FBI Passport Recovery Team which was able to miraculously recover Mohammed Atta's passport from the wreckage of the WTC in the aftermath of 9/11/01? (No doubt Atta cranked down his cockpit window prior to crashing and conveniently threw out his passport.)

      Having said that, I would question the efficacy of the FBI in any matter whatsoever - they have an long history for taking the credit for the achievements and unquestioned bravery of the US Marshal Service (I'm completely serious now, just check out their history, etc.). When the fewmets hit the fan, the feebs of the FBI always manage to dis-a-frigging-pear into the woodwork.

      Maybe that's why, when those recovered hard drives were returned from the German firm of Convar (just having been purchased by Kroll - in charge of overall security at the WTC on 9/11/01) their full bill hadn't been actually paid - ergo, they couldn't tell we, the people, the financial data on those recovered drives pertaining to shorts/puts on the airlines and companies residing in the WTC Towers, and more importantly, any and all currency speculation (the big kahuna, for those who are still clueless) taking part on the computer systems extant in the WTC Towers that day. (Sneaky and diabolical using the systems physically located in the Towers to do the dirty deeds, huh?)

    7. Re:I wish I considered this good news by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then we hear that the government can't possibly protect us when they have to follow the law.

      Except that this is a very true statement.

      The fallacy is believing that the government can protect you at all, or that it gives a shit either way.

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    8. Re:I wish I considered this good news by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The "administrators" are Bush & Cheney's Executive Branch that's running the whole shabby criminal enterprise. The "arrests" would have to be ordered by their Justice Department that's operating their big chunk of the whole shabby criminal enterprise.

      I'd like to see Bush/Cheney boil themselves in oil on the White House lawn, but as long as that's up to Bush/Cheney, I'll have to wait for the videogame.

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    9. Re:I wish I considered this good news by TC1116 · · Score: 1

      The same people who are watching you to throw you in jail are committing grand theft themselves. Who's watching the watchers, indeed. Them finding out about the theft means someone is watching the watchers.
    10. Re:I wish I considered this good news by dajak · · Score: 1

      My first reaction to this article was: I smell a spin doctor. The 'news' the audit reveals is the FBI's lax oversight of money used in undercover investigations, which raises serious issues. This anecdote makes it seem harmless. Late payment is perfectly normal even in the most anal retentive organizations that *do* check how every penny is spent. More interesting is how money that went missing was used, and whether there are incentives to be 'lax'. If you want to get away with being lax, it is good to behave incompetently once in a while.

      I live in the Netherlands, the world's wiretapping paradise. The number of taps per capita doesn't really bother me, as long as there is proper accountability for use of that power (which, for the record, leaves much to be desired here).

      The US in comparison is pretty amateurish when it comes to collecting information about its own citizens, which is pretty remarkable for a country that pretends to be policing, and eavesdropping on, the whole world. It is also pretty unique in granting itself greater investigative powers over the rest of the world population than over its own population, so US citizens shouldn't complain until they have rectified that.

    11. Re:I wish I considered this good news by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Well, the US has a lot bigger job than the Netherlands. A LOT of the world's communication goes through our networks, whereas you've only really got your country to worry about. It's like trying to find the needle in a haystack vs. finding the needle in a breadbox full of hay. Scale does matter, even with computers.

    12. Re:I wish I considered this good news by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The same one that uses Wonder Woman's golden lariat as a law enforcement tool to the amusement of the rest of the world. That's right - the lie detector was invented by the artist that drew Wonder Woman, adopted by J. Edgar Hoover and the FBI has not wanted to admit it was scammed all those years ago so still uses the thing.

    13. Re:I wish I considered this good news by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      Perhaps accounts payable baulked at the total bill. In most companies if costs where spiralling out of control, I would expect accounts to halt payments until the matter could be investigated. "In one office alone, unpaid costs for wiretaps from one phone company totalled $66,000", no wonder the telecoms have been lapping up invading every bodies privacy.

      One FBI office, for one telecom, for a single billing period, exactly how many tens of millions of dollars has been spent on illegal wire taps to feed the political blackmail needs of an out of control US administration.

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    14. Re:I wish I considered this good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The communications service provider can refuse service if the want to seek the wrath of the judge who signed the order. The court's order is valid regardless of whether the government pays for the service.

      Among other things, the carrier has obligations of reasonably complying with the order (setting up wiretap or pen register trap and trace). Among other things, the obligation of the government is to reimburse reasonable fees incurred.

      If the carrier wants their fees they can go to the court which issued the order and ask the court to compel the government to pay.

      By refusing to comply with an order the carrier could piss off a judge who may well be appointed for life.

    15. Re:I wish I considered this good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You've misspelt warrantless wiretapping CRIMES.

    16. Re:I wish I considered this good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its also pretty heartening that AT&T weren't just committing crimes against Americans because they were.. "bad" or anything. They were doing it for money! That makes it all ok and lawful... patriotic even!

      And for the record, I'm shocked.. SHOCKED that a criminal would steal thousands of dollars. I've always regarded criminals as fine, upstanding, law-abiding citizens!

      There is so much fail in this article.

    17. Re:I wish I considered this good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After checking, the modem line had been disconnected for non-payment. It was just an over site.


      If they're hiring people who can't master 3rd grade spelling, I doubt a non-payment is their biggest issue.

    18. Re:I wish I considered this good news by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

      I considered that, but it seems like they were only caught because of bad luck. I'm not foolish enough to think there are no controls whatsoever, but someone committing a brazen act like that has a pretty good expectation that he'll get away with it.

    19. Re:I wish I considered this good news by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      HA! Such a funny AC and you typed all that one handed! !

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    20. Re:I wish I considered this good news by dajak · · Score: 1

      Well, the US has a lot bigger job than the Netherlands. A LOT of the world's communication goes through our networks, whereas you've only really got your country to worry about.

      Definitely not: US imports and exports are for instance less than three times larger than those of the Netherlands, with twenty times the population, so the US has the smaller proportional burden watching what crosses its borders.

      We host the biggest internet exchange point of the world, and redistribute a large share of Europe's imports and exports by sea (deriving more than two-thirds of GDP from trade), in a small country with completely open borders to its neighbours. Sure the US is important as a transit route for Internet between Europe and Asia as long as Central Asia remains poor, unstable, and undemocratic, but this is peanuts compared to US internal traffic, just like US international trade is peanuts compared to the size of the US's internal economy.

      The real question is how you divide your attention between monitoring foreigner's business and your own citizens, which is a matter of attitude.

      Your scale argument makes more sense if you turn it around: the US's preoccupation with what enters or wants to enter the US, as opposed to what happens inside the US, is maybe explained better by the relative isolation of the US from rest of the world, both geographically and economically, than by its connectedness.

      Sheer size also matters in another way, which is what I was aiming at. There is simply a difference in attitude towards the rest of the world between a superpower and a more modest power, and elected leaders will be more circumspect with the rights of their voters than with the rights of others if they get away with it. Hence the tendency of the US to attack its societal problems (drugs, terrorism) "at the source", i.e. abroad, instead of antagonizing its own citizens by limiting their rights like more modest powers will do. US citizens get a good deal.

  7. Broke as fuck! by Wolfdan72 · · Score: 0

    Well you could spend more then a trillion dollars on a war but, not pay the wire tap bill on time!

  8. Apparently... by uxbn_kuribo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Invading our privacy and violating the Constitution isn't nearly as profitable as one would think.

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    1. Re:Apparently... by JustOK · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They invaded our privacy already and didn't have to pay for it. I think that's a good step toward profitability by lowering costs. Next step is an increase in regular consumer bills to offset the losses and to cover the eventual lawsuits. Result is, we pay to spy on ourselves.

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    2. Re:Apparently... by natedubbya · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It just goes to show that small amounts of money speak louder than millions of angry citizens. The latter hasn't ended one wiretap, the former halted it immediately.


  9. Recommendations by Sciros · · Score: 4, Funny
    From TFA:

    Fine's report offered 16 recommendations to improve the FBI's tracking and management of the funding system, including its telecommunication costs. The FBI has agreed to follow 11 of the suggestions but said that four "would be either unfeasible or too cost prohibitive." The recommendations were not specifically outlined in the edited version of the report. 11+4 = 15. HOLY CRAP just how bad IS the FBI at tracking numbers?? There's a whole recommendation missing there. It's probably the one that says "don't freaking steal thousands of dollars for personal use."
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    1. Re:Recommendations by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 5, Funny

      '16. Do not follow this recommendation'.

    2. Re:Recommendations by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 0

      Here you go. There'll be a quiz later.

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    3. Re:Recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first rule of FBI wiretap recommendations is you do not talk about FBI wiretaps.

    4. Re:Recommendations by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe the missing suggestion is just still being evaluated and considered. I mean Following 11 suggestions and rejecting 4 says nothing to any that they haven't agreed to follow or rejected yet.

      It might be different if they said something more like agreed to 11 but rejected the other four. But as if now, they have only made statements about 15 of the 16 suggestions and those statements were limited in scope.

    5. Re:Recommendations by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      That brings up an interesting question:

      Is it more likely that a reporter, or the US government can count to numbers above 10 while wearing close-toed shoes?

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    6. Re:Recommendations by Sciros · · Score: 1, Informative

      LOL how cute. Maybe once you get a better handle on English grammar and basic arithmetic you'll learn that "agreed to do X things but said Y things are unfeasible" implies X+Y things (not a number less than or equal to X+Y). Furthermore, play around with misinterpretations of that sentence and with set theory all you want, you're not going to end up with 16 recommendations.

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    7. Re:Recommendations by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Well I was just joking. It could also be a typo in the article.

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    8. Re:Recommendations by gnick · · Score: 1

      No, "agreed to do X things but said Y things are unfeasible" implies that there are at least X + Y things. "Agreed to do X things but said the the other Y things are unfeasible" would imply exactly X + Y things according to my interpretation.

      "3 of the cars in my parking lot have sun-roofs, but 6 are hard-topped." Therefore there are at least 9 cars (there may be convertibles lurking about.)

      "3 of the cars in my parking lot have sun-roofs, but the other 6 are hard-topped." In this sentence, we have a total of 9 cars (the potential convertibles have been banished.)

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    9. Re:Recommendations by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Well if we want to get that deep into it, then it starts to also matter what domain you're in. "3 of the monitors in our IT offices are CRT, but 252 are LCD" implies 255 monitors since those are pretty much the only kinds of monitors you can expect would be talked about. In this case, yeah, the other recommendation might still be under consideration, and really I was making a joke with my original post and nothing more. But to have someone step in and throw set theory at me was just stupid.

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    10. Re:Recommendations by JustOK · · Score: 1

      You're assuming the the FBI wouldn't agree to do the unfeasible? The four unfeasible ones could be a subset of the ones they are agreeing to do.

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    11. Re:Recommendations by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Failing to follow a requirement means that other requirements will 'trickle down' and means that you're following more requirements.

      They're probably following 20 or 25 requirements, but you rule-of-law liberals with your simplistic views of 'mathematics' want to requirement us to death, without releasing that 'implementing less requirements'='following more requirements'.

      If it works in economics, it works in math, right?

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    12. Re:Recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So 1 recommendation is not part of set X (Things we will do) or set Y (Things that are unfeasible). This last recommendation is in a third implied set (Things that are feasible but we still won't do). The numbers add up fine. Possibly the last set is (Things that we haven't established the feasibility for yet) or (Things that we are considering but have not yet commited to) or maybe (Things that we don't understand)

    13. Re:Recommendations by Translation+Error · · Score: 2, Funny

      '16. This is the famous recursive recommendation. (See recommendation 16)'

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    14. Re:Recommendations by daemonenwind · · Score: 1

      They skipped the "..." recommendation; I can hardly blame them.

      #15 and 16 are as follows:
      15: .....
      16: Profit!

    15. Re:Recommendations by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

      or (Things that are not feasible, but we are doing anyway)

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    16. Re:Recommendations by PPH · · Score: 1
      16. Don't use Excel to track bills.

      17. Don't use Excel to make lists of recommendations.

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  10. Hilarious Greed by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The love of money. Source of all things evil throughout the world (that's in the Bible somewhere). And if you're in corporate America, it's also the source of all motivation.

    How much is your own privacy worth to you? Can't put a price on it, can you? But it's amazing how fast some people can come up with a dollar amount when it's someone else's privacy. I guess the same can be said about a human life--unfortunately.

    Here's something (that is hopefully) a bit enraging to think about. You may be paying taxes to your government that fund an agency to spy on you. Hell, with the NSA wiretapping, the odds are high. How do you like that business model? You're paying for someone to watch you and press charges against you if you do something wrong. What an investment!

    And this is all very patriotic of the Telcos, serving their government up until they are past due on payments. All in the name of justice and freedom, indeed! This is genuinely amazing, you just can't even make this stuff up, people.

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    1. Re:Hilarious Greed by Sciros · · Score: 1

      But for real this is all hardly ideal. Ideally we'd be paying taxes to have the FBI/NSA/etc. investigate folks what are *reasonable* to investigate. By far most of us would never have to worry about having our privacy invaded, etc. That is, the FBI and other agencies would be *doing their job keeping us safe.* And, ideally, they'd be doing it competently and paying their bills on time so that they're allowed to do their work!

      Sadly neither of those seems to be the case.

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    2. Re:Hilarious Greed by Garridan · · Score: 1

      It's simple to put a price on the privacy of others, for a telco -- cost to build & maintain the required infrastructure, plus markup to make it profitable.

    3. Re:Hilarious Greed by recharged95 · · Score: 1
      Corporations are entities that have no emotion, remorse or ethics.

      Like a simple organism, their DNA is to consume money, so I'm not surprised at this situation.

  11. Ohno3z by Drakin020 · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a perfect time for a turist attack. Easy to blame it on the fact that we cannot tap into the phone lines.

    Eh maybe my tin foil hat isn't on all the way.

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  12. comment rules for stories about wiretapping: by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1. make sure to confuse the need to condemn bad and corrupt law enforcement with the need to condemn all law enforcement, good and bad

    2. make sure to confuse the need to question improperly obtained wiretap warrants with the need to question all wiretaps warrants, proper and improper

    there, now you are ready to flame on in misunderstanding and miscommunication on the subject of wiretapping. enjoy!

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    1. Re:comment rules for stories about wiretapping: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2. make sure to confuse the need to question improperly obtained wiretap warrants with the need to question all wiretaps warrants, proper and improper

      You forgot

      3. Insist that anyone who says that wiretap warrants need oversight must be "confused" because the magical psychic gnomes used to detect terrorists in the absolute absence of evidence will do the same for improper wiretaps.

    2. Re:comment rules for stories about wiretapping: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets say for the sake of argument that I am a dictator and can make any law I want. Lets also say that I made it legal to shoot any one person you want as long as you get a permit and use a legal gun.

      Is that a good law? No.
      Should that law be on the books? No
      Does making it legal to shoot anyone you want as long as you have a permit excuse the person's behavior? No.
      Repeat after me: 'Passing a law only makes something legal, not correct.'

  13. Argument by omarius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Another puissant argument against "warrantless wiretapping." If these investigations and programs (and agents) are so poorly supervised by the FBI, it's ludicrous to insinuate that the people ought to trust them to do the Right Thing.

    1. Re:Argument by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think this is a better argument against immunity for the telecos for warrantless wiretapping. If the telecos are willing to shut down wiretapping for an unpaid bill, they should've been willing to stop warrantless wiretapping until a court could rule on its legality. Apparently National Security is a legitimate argument to them only if they're being paid.

  14. I thought they wiretapped out of patriotism by alextheseal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If it really was patriotism that motivated they would let billing issues slide. So I guess this proves we should not give them a pass on the illegal ones since they will stop tapping for money, but not for laws which is the ultimate in contempt for law.

    1. Re:I thought they wiretapped out of patriotism by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So I guess this proves we should not give them a pass on the illegal ones since they will stop tapping for money,

      Actually, regardless of what you think about all the warrentless wiretapping stuff, why the hell are the telcos even allowed to charge for this service to begin with?

      If you believe that wiretaps (approved with due process of law) serve a purpose in criminal and/or national security investigations then how the hell can you condone the telcos charging for them? After they have received billions of dollars in tax breaks, Government assistance, laws mandating that they have the right of way to build their networks, Government granted monopolies, blah, blah, blah. After all that, they get to charge the Government money for this service? How much does it actually cost to setup a wiretap on a modern system? I'll go out on a limb and say it's probably all done from a keyboard.

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    2. Re:I thought they wiretapped out of patriotism by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

      As always, it is the Looters that expect to get money for nothing. The telco's have every right to charge whatever they want for wire-taps. Regardless of whatever kickbacks they have gotten before. To not due so - would be giving up even more rights that the people who's lines they are tapping.

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    3. Re:I thought they wiretapped out of patriotism by slapout · · Score: 1

      I've often thought the same thing about company's "Activation fees" that are just someone changing something in a computer.

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    4. Re:I thought they wiretapped out of patriotism by JohnnyBGod · · Score: 1

      Following that line of reasoning, one could say they shouldn't pay for phone service, either.

      Hell, the Government lets corporations exist, why whould it pay for any goods or services they provide?

      See where I'm getting at, here?

    5. Re:I thought they wiretapped out of patriotism by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "why the hell are the telcos even allowed to charge for this service to begin with?

      Well, because one of the foundations for capitalism is that goods and services cost money? Why should the phone companies provide a service for free? They are corporations with a bottom line of turning a profit, not protecting a nation...

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    6. Re:I thought they wiretapped out of patriotism by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Well, the thing is also the government *has money for this.* The FBI is budgeted to do stuff; headquarters gets money to use for wiretapping and renting cars and buying fake moustaches and trenchcoats and new jackets with big yellow "FBI" lettering and all that other good FBI stuff, as, so I gather, do the various offices. The problem is the money isn't being managed well. On the one hand you have headquarters not paying for stuff it's supposed to pay for. On the other hand you have agents stealing money.

      The government has a LOT of money, and much of it is put back into private business for a service. In those cases it's a customer like everyone else.

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    7. Re:I thought they wiretapped out of patriotism by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      why whould it pay for any goods or services they provide?

      Paying for goods and services is one thing. Being gouged for them after providing an industry with numerous Government hand-outs is another.

      TFA said that one office had over $66,000 owed to a single telco. Either they had a shitload of wiretaps or the phone company is gouging them. I can't find the old /. story, but recall the story where the Comcast guide for law enforcement (including fees for retrieval of records and wiretaps) was posted? Some of the fees they were charging seemed grossly out of line with the actual cost of providing said services.

      Given that all modern telephone systems have built-in facilities for "lawful interception" (mandated by law) and that all modern telephone switches are completely digital, I'd stand by my assumption that it probably only takes keystrokes to enable a wiretap.

      How long does it take you to mirror an ethernet port on that managed switch at your office? If the Government showed you a warrant for one of your users and requested said monitoring, could you really justify charging them thousands (or even hundreds) of dollars for the ten minutes it would take to set that up?

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    8. Re:I thought they wiretapped out of patriotism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      18 USC 2518(4) Any provider of wire or electronic communication service, landlord, custodian or other person furnishing such facilities or technical assistance shall be compensated therefor by the applicant for reasonable expenses incurred in providing such facilities or assistance.

      http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00002518----000-.html

      If the government feels the expense is not reasonable they should ask the court for relief.

    9. Re:I thought they wiretapped out of patriotism by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      18 USC 2518(4) Any provider of wire or electronic communication service, landlord, custodian or other person furnishing such facilities or technical assistance shall be compensated therefor by the applicant for reasonable expenses incurred in providing such facilities or assistance.

      You should get a +5 informative for digging that citation up. Good find.

      If the government feels the expense is not reasonable they should ask the court for relief.

      The Government considers a lot of expenses "reasonable". I guess I'm wondering (as a taxpayer) if AT&T charging an FBI office over sixty thousand dollars for wiretaps is "reasonable".

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  15. Heh, by Jefan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you hear me now?

    1. Re:Heh, by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Truly funny.

  16. Republican Heads Assplode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a secular progressive, I'm curious, what is the conservative Republican line on this one?

    - Are the phone companies bad for shutting off the FBI and thereby "aidin' terrirsts"?

    OR

    - Are the phone companies fully justified by free market economics in shutting off a deadbeat government agency that wouldn't even have a budget but stealing it in the form of taxes from hard working Americans?

    1. Re:Republican Heads Assplode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I'll bite ...

      Collecting taxes for the purpose of funding legitimate government activities (national defense, mainly) is not 'stealing'. Only when tax revenues are used for governmental activities not specifically approved in the Constitution can it be called 'theft'. So ... it follows that if the government isn't paying their bills, it's because they're spending all of the collected tax money on 'illegal' programs .. like SocialSecurity, MediCare, etc.

    2. Re:Republican Heads Assplode by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 1

      As a secular conservative...

      Rank and file incompetence and/or mismanagement in any Governmental agency is unacceptable. Due to the inherent difficulties in managing large numbers of people, which helps creates this kind of misaction and waste, it is in everyone's interest to reduce the size of the Federal Government.

      The Phone Companies are well within their legal rights and have (in this instance) done nothing unethical.

      Establishing Justice, insuring domestic Tranquility and providing for the common defence costs money which can only be collected via taxation. Citizens who dislike *HOW* they are taxed, are free to form associations and political parties and effect change via the legislative process.

      Not what you wanted to hear??

      OK. Feel free to keep whining like a teenager.

      --
      "A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
      GeneralEmergency
  17. In Soviet Russia... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...this sort of news is what as known as "disinformation".

    So it's OK to let your guard down now because those screwups at the FBI can't manage to pay their bills on time. Sorry, but I call bullshit on that one.
    If somebody with clout thinks you need to be watched, rest assured that you are being watched.

    --

    You're using her as bait, Master!

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

      That's the first thing I thought of too. Dear Public,"We got shut off because our bills weren't paid on time." Not said to Public,"We paid them a day late and we're tapping again."

    2. Re:In Soviet Russia... by rodney+dill · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Soviet Russia wiretap cancels you.

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      Use your head, can't you, use your head,
      You're on earth, there's no cure for that
      - S. Beckett
    3. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Helevius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have clearly never worked in a government agency.

    4. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless it's vitally important to the security of the country. Because in that case, something will get screwed up and the information either not obtained, lost, or not passed on.

    5. Re:In Soviet Russia... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Soviet Russia had it's share of incompetance as well. Now getting away from the odd comparison consider the way federal law enforcement has been restructured in the last few years and the likelyhood of a horse judge or two ending up in postitions of responsibility.

  18. Sure they have.... by drcagn · · Score: 1

    That's what they want you to think.

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    Scorta futuere amo!
  19. Who's watching the watchers? by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Jews.

    1. Re:Who's watching the watchers? by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 0, Troll

      Troll? Are you fucking serious? Mod funny or don't mod at all.

    2. Re:Who's watching the watchers? by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The guy who modded me down? Also a Jew.

    3. Re:Who's watching the watchers? by jahudabudy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That, my friend, is true dedication to a joke. You'll probably burn in moderated hell for it, but that is damn funny.

      --
      ...sometimes, in order to hurt someone very badly, you have to tell that person terrible lies. - PA
    4. Re:Who's watching the watchers? by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2

      O.J. Simpson? Not a Jew.

    5. Re:Who's watching the watchers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But his agent is!

    6. Re:Who's watching the watchers? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      No! It's the bicycle riders!

      --
      Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
  20. I wonder how much $$$ by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the phone companies are making helping the government spy on us?

    Just asking.

    1. Re:I wonder how much $$$ by chriscappuccio · · Score: 1

      I think AT&T or Verizon had a published rate of $1500/month (per wiretap).... Big money, but of course they have to spend big money to bring their old networks up to compliance to support the wiretapping...

    2. Re:I wonder how much $$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's a good question, could I pay the phone companies more to not spy on me? I mean, why not? It's clearly a financial decision if this article is to be believed. If that was an option I'd consider getting a phone...

      Keep in mind, if you want to reply to me you may not use the word "extortion".

    3. Re:I wonder how much $$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you pick up your phone and ask them?

      They'll be there, trust me.

    4. Re:I wonder how much $$$ by WNivek · · Score: 1

      Not enough, apparently.

  21. How many were rogue wiretaps? by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Informative

    One explanation for the non-payment could be that these (or some of these) wiretaps were made without authorization, and would not have been authorized if a request had been made. Note that I am not arguing the warrant/warrantless issue, rather, I am suggesting that rogue agents within the FBI set up these wiretaps without even following whatever minimal control procedures the FBI has in place.

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  22. Terrorism vs. Civil Rights vs. Being Paid On Time by KoshClassic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apparently these wiretaps deal with issues that are important enough that the government feels that it needs to set asside our civil rights. Yet these issues and our civil rights are not as important as the phone company being paid on time. Why don't these laws force the phone companies to maintain the wiretaps regardless of when payment is received?

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    Understanding is a three edged sword. - Ambassador Kosh Naranek, Babylon 5
  23. Ah yes, human error and incompatible bureaucracies by TWX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Human error and incompatible bureaucracies will be the two things preventing 1984 from ever truly coming true...

    Instead we'll see Brazil...

    --
    Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
  24. Oh Irony by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    I would guess that the Telcos agreed to this purely for profit in the first place, because, seriously, what is the FBI going to do to a coalition of US cooperations. And noww, they aren't even getting paid.

    --
    "Thanks for all the money you paid to us. We've used it to buy off ISO among other things" -Microsoft
  25. Ha Ha! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Your little domestic scene is almost as funny as the bit included in the link:

    Poor supervision of the program also allowed one agent to steal $25,000, the audit said. These are the cretinoids we are entrusting with Constitutional limitation of power, and enforcing the discretion of the courts?

    The Bureau had "no comment."
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    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:Ha Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well obviously the supervision was poor, they weren't paying their surveillance bill...

  26. Capitalism at it's finest by bigtrike · · Score: 3, Funny

    How soon until we're required to use multiple carriers so the government can negotiate the lowest rate?

    1. Re:Capitalism at it's finest by angus_rg · · Score: 1

      I bet these cancelations won't affect their credit scores, though it may be a genius idea to keep the Deficit down.

  27. Angry mom: "US Gov't..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...have you seen this large bill?? Who have you been wiretapping?!"

    Gov't: "IDK, my BFF Jill?"

  28. Hold on a freaking minute here!! by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let me get this straight. Dubya wants us to trust him and his 'boys' to listen in on our private lives, and promises that the information will not be misused. Then they go and show us how responsible they are by 'forgetting' to pay the phone bills? Actually stealing money, and other violations of public trust.

    Is it just me, or do we need to start fixing the elections ourselves to ensure that there is a clean sweep through all of the US Government?

    Diebold has given us a way to do it, and the powers that be keep insisting that it is not possible... Maybe we should just organize it ourselves?

  29. Simple to figure this out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. TELCO agrees to cooperate in illegal wiretaps and get caught.

    2. TELCO cuts off some wiretaps due to non-payment.

    3. Congressional hearings on #2 diverts attention from #1.

    4. ???

    5. Profit!

  30. With great power comes great need for oversight by jheath314 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've never understood the current mania of increased government powers with less accountability. I'm all for increasing the powers of the spooks to spy, just so long as it is balanced by increased accountability and oversight.

    Increasing power while decreasing the oversight consistently gives bad results: at best we see this kind of sloppiness on the part of the FBI; at worst we get the kinds of abuses that have blackened America's reputation around the world.

    --
    Procrastination Man strikes again!
    1. Re:With great power comes great need for oversight by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've never understood the current mania of increased government powers with less accountability. I'm all for increasing the powers of the spooks to spy, just so long as it is balanced by increased accountability and oversight. A) Fast
      B) Cheap
      C) Properly
      Pick two.

      Which two do you think the government picked?
      Hint: Accountability & oversight are expensive and slow
      --
      [Fuck Beta]
      o0t!
  31. Re:Once again, Capitalism wins out over Communism. by slackmaster2000 · · Score: 1

    How about child porn rings? http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2002/03/18/net-porn.htm

    You may not like anti-drug laws, and neither do I, but to assume that's all the FBI does is just plain wrong.

    With all of *our* tax money that the telcos have sucked up over the years and their long history of unethical business practices, from monopoly to the impossible-to-read bill you receive every month, they can all suck it.

  32. HA HA by Eun-HjZjiNeD · · Score: 0

    big brother = PWNED

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    ..::ALWAYS : watching::..
  33. OMG its NBD... by acedotcom · · Score: 0

    that is, until the FBI's BFF, Jill, Finds Out

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    they say it is often more relevant then the comment above, all we know is its called the Sig!
  34. Child porn is a trumped up boogeyman. by FatSean · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sorry, it's like 'drugs' and 'terrorists'. I don't buy for a second that the supposed threat merits the incredible reductions in privacy and rights the current 'cure' requires.

    Life isn't precious to this government, so all this crap about 'for the children' really means 'for more governmental power'. I think of all the poor Iraqi children now dead thanks to our governments' actions and I think "American parents need to step up...they've been mooching off of the tax code forever...wI give them money so they can have the children they chose to have...why must I keep giving up freedoms for them too?!"

    I just can't get upset about US children being involved in porn, when there are children all over the world being straight up murdered. We have the blood of many many Iraqi children on our hands...let's fix that shit first.

    I'd rather be raped than dead.

    --
    Blar.
    1. Re:Child porn is a trumped up boogeyman. by oatworm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Contrary to what you might think, the US government isn't engaged in some grand and nefarious conspiracy to expand its extra-constitutional powers. It is, however, engaged in a grand conspiracy to win elections. Simply put, a politician that declares him/herself "tough on child porn", promises "tough measures" and actually delivers them is much more likely to get reelected than a politician that appears "soft on child porn" because they dare to say, "Uh... the federal government doesn't have the right to wiretap the entire US populace, even if it is to eliminate child porn." Until that's fixed, which would require a major attitude adjustment on the part of the electorate (not happening), we're going to get more of this kind of thing. As for Iraqi children, I've never been a big fan of the argument, "Because X is broken in Y third world country, we should fix that first before we fix X' in our country", whether we caused it or not. For starters, just because the rest of the world is messed up, it doesn't mean we have to be. Secondly, we have 300 million people in this country - it's not like we can't do multiple things simultaneously. As for whether we caused women and children to die in Iraq, well, yes, some did die by our bullets, but, unlike Saddam's regime or the fundamentalist fiefdoms that have sprouted up in the wake of the invasion, it's not standard operating procedure with us. By the way, given a choice between getting raped or dying... well, let's just hope that's a false choice. At least dying has the advantage of being final - getting raped leads to your entire life being screwed up 'til you're dead.

    2. Re:Child porn is a trumped up boogeyman. by Ravon+Rodriguez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just can't get upset about US children being involved in porn, when there are children all over the world being straight up murdered. We have the blood of many many Iraqi children on our hands...let's fix that shit first.

      If we can't take care of our own, how can we possibly police the rest of the world? I agree that the tragedies overseas are important, but the purpose of a government is to take care of its own citizens first.

      --
      Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, because he always puts Jiffy in my lunch.
    3. Re:Child porn is a trumped up boogeyman. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure getting raped is a horrible experience, but (assuming it to not be violent - I can't imagine violent child porn, but maybe it's just a mental block) I see no reason it has to lead to "your entire life being screwed up 'til you're dead".

      The past is the past. As long the person lived through it they have at least a chance of leading a normal life.

    4. Re:Child porn is a trumped up boogeyman. by FatSean · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If we can't take care of our own, why did we invade a foreign nation to 'fix' their problems?

      I'm not talking about helping the Sudanese over our own people, but we did make Iraq way worse than it was under Saddam's rule. I think we have a responsibility to make it right. I do not think military presence is the way, BTW.

      --
      Blar.
    5. Re:Child porn is a trumped up boogeyman. by slackmaster2000 · · Score: 1

      Straw man. This has nothing at all to do with the federal government overstepping its bounds. It has everything to do with whether the telcos made a good decision to pull the plug on all wiretaps over an unpaid bill. The telcos do not oversee the morality of the federal government. The bottom line here is money.

      And if a parent's responsibility to protect his child means that we need not enforce child abuse laws, well, that logic is the path to anarchy.

      There is always a less fortunate person. "Who gives a shit about poor dead Iraqi children when there are poor living children right here at home?" "Why should I fix my flat tire when my neighbor has two flat tires?" Bullshit argument.

      Anyhow, I only brought up child porn to counter your generalization that the FBI is bad because of the drug war. I did a search for "FBI arrests" and picked the first link.

  35. Re:Terrorism vs. Civil Rights vs. Being Paid On Ti by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering that myself. Of course the constitution says that you can't take private property for public use without just compensation so maybe they right is more important then the other rights.

    Well, actually, the right that is being pushed aside does have a reasonable test that can be interpreted differently depending on the moods of the courts where there isn't one about taking private property.

    But leaving that alone, it is often difficult to get funding from the government in a timely manor. They usually need approved sources that the money can be spent at or on. Unless it is petty cash, and I mean petty, (less the some arbitrary numbers like $10 or so) all expenditures need to be pre-approved by someone not related to the projects and sometimes depending on the amounts in question, it takes more people to approve the spending.

    I put in a bid on a county project and they took one year to approve it when the costs were set for 90 days, then I had to resubmit the bid with new costs and it turned out to be higher then another so they wanted everyone to resubmit. When the job finally went through, the payout was split into three sections because of some oversight. We got 1/3 at the beginning, 1/3 half way through and the remaining 1/3 after it was complete. Now the guy that was supposed to certify our project took a leave of absence for some reasons about a week before the halfway point. I had to wait 3 weeks for him to return to proceed with the rest of it and then it took another week to get paid for the final allotment. Something that could have been finished in about 3 weeks took 2 months in total and the part of the payment that should have been profit took almost 4 months after starting before I actually got it. But how this relates to the article is, I can certainly see where the bureaucracy and red tape alone could hold up the payments past the point the phone companies considered it nonpayment. I'm not entirely sure about how long they would wait but something as simple as filling a form out improperly or even filling the wrong form out in the first place can hold up funds for quite a while. And while this might be the FBI agents fault, it doesn't mean they weren't going to pay as much as they didn't pay soon enough.

    Hopefully some of the suggestions will be concerning how payments are approves and training on who and what is paid for without as much scrutiny.

  36. Finally! by LoaTao · · Score: 1

    Those tax cuts are starting to pay off for me.

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    The smartest man in the whole, wide world really don't know that much. - Mose Allison
  37. Re:Ah yes, human error and incompatible bureaucrac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brazil!
    Our hearts were entertaining June,
    We stood beneath an amber moon,
    and softly whispered someday soon! ...ok, I'm done...

  38. Re:What comments are you reading? by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

    The thread directly above this one does that and is rated 5.

  39. Or even better... by AndGodSed · · Score: 1

    "Sir, it seems the phone line has been cut!"

    "Well, how do you know?"

    "Agent Wasnowsky wanted to post on slashdot and his connection timed out..."

  40. The people being wiretapped weren't billed. by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It could be worse. Back when the FBI was taking down the New York Mafia, the FBI didn't pay the bill on some of their wiretaps. The billing software then billed the other party on the connection, the Mafia guys being wiretapped. It's in Guliani's book about that operation.

    Wiretaps are a billable service. See this DoJ document. Search for "Wiretap Fees" in the document. A typical 30-day wiretap costs from $250 to $2600. There are base wiretap fees, monthly maintenance fees, per switch set-up fees, additional switch fees, uninterrupted continuation fees, call-bridging fees, "pinging" fees, extension fees, and fees for activity reports. Prosecutors can't challenge the fees in civil court because the wiretap orders are sealed by a criminal court.

    90% of all wiretap requests now involve mobile phones, according to DoJ.

    1. Re:The people being wiretapped weren't billed. by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

      Sounds like wiretaps are big business, No wonder AT&T bends over backwards to give up access to our communications without a warrant. It's also sounds as if the Government ( the taxpayer) is getting ripped off.

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    2. Re:The people being wiretapped weren't billed. by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      A typical 30-day wiretap costs from $250 to $2600

      So, you mean i can pay this amount to Verizon and ask them to tap... say... the NY Police commissioner's office?

      After all under constitution ALL people are equal (except corporates, but that's a different topic), so i can just pay this money to verizon, and ask them to commence tapping?

      I bet my lawyers will have a field day in court trying to defend me when the cops drag me down and make a rodney king out of me.

      --
      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  41. Re:Terrorism vs. Civil Rights vs. Being Paid On Ti by TyIzaeL · · Score: 1

    Why don't these laws force the phone companies to maintain the wiretaps regardless of when payment is received? Because the companies the politicians get rather large campaign contributions from would be quite angry with them.
  42. they do have oversight. these guys have bosses by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    what you want is adversarial oversight. such as when the democrats go at the republicans in public hearings and such. that is true oversight

    but you really can't get adversarial oversight in a process which by its very nature must be secret. even if you said "ok, i understand the need for secrecy, but there's nothing saying you can't have adversarial oversight done by someone who is not of the process who is sworn to secrecy. a true watchdog"

    ok, fine. put the watchdogs in place. happy now? no, you aren't

    because if the watchdogs are sworn to secrecy, we'll still have people just like you trumpeting the fact that everything is hush hush and secret and hidden. because the only thing that will truly mollify people with a deficit of trust is if all wiretaps are made widely public ...but that absolutely destroys the secrecy needed to catch high profile criminal activity

    so it's a catch-22. you can have true oversight, but then all secrets are out. or you can have secret wiretaps, but then you wind up trusting powerful people in government who should not be trusted. you, nor i, nor anyone, will be truly satisfied. and frankly, you never SHOULD be satisfied. because some investigations just really need to be hush hush in this world when going after certain really bad dudes

    that doesn't mean i trust a**holes in the administration or the government. it's just that given the choice between giving trust to someone i really don't trust at all, and openly blowing a high profile secret investigation, i'd rather begrdugingly trust the government spook

    like much of life, it's a choice between the lesser of two evils, and will never be satisfied to everyone's comfort level

    in this world there are people who blindly trust those who shouldn't, and those who have a deficit of trust, and give their trust too cautiously. and who's to draw the line where an appropriate level of trust is in a given situation? no one can do that

    welcome to life, welcome to uncertainty. you will never ge tthe comfort with these kind of wiretaps you crave. no one will. ever

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  43. Re:Terrorism vs. Civil Rights vs. Being Paid On Ti by macs4all · · Score: 1
    Seig Freakin' HEIL, MOFO!

    I think such a law would violate the 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution (involuntary servitude) Anti-Slavery amendment.

    BTW, this is the same thing that lawyers that get pulled into being on-the-spot Public Defenders in CIVIL cases use to try to get out of working for free at the Government's behest.

  44. You are correct. by FatSean · · Score: 0, Troll

    However, I don't give a damn about WHY it's happening. I just know that it IS happening.

    You don't think we need to fix what we broke in Iraq?

    Death sure is final...no backsies. Are you implying that rape victims would be better off dead? I don't think you are, but your argument is a little odd. I mean, the victim could always choose to off themself, but if you kill them, then there is no choice.

    --
    Blar.
    1. Re:You are correct. by skarphace · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that rape victims would be better off dead?
      Many people do believe this to be true. This is specially true when it's a child. When you fuck up a kid's head like that, odds are larger then usual they're just going to continue the cycle and have a horrible life in the process.

      While I still can't decide which side I'm on, I can understand why some people may think death is better then rape, torture, imprisonment, and a whole bunch of other things.
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      Bullish Machine Tzar
    2. Re:You are correct. by oatworm · · Score: 1

      You are correct. However, I don't give a damn about WHY it's happening. I just know that it IS happening. I never said it was right. However, "why" is a very important point to consider. If it was a grand conspiracy by the government to gain unwanted power, the solution would be fairly simple - overthrow it either through force or fraud. However, if it's just politicians pandering to the voters, it doesn't matter if we overthrow it or not - it'll just get replaced with more of the same.

      You don't think we need to fix what we broke in Iraq? Never said we didn't.

      Death sure is final...no backsies. Are you implying that rape victims would be better off dead? I don't think you are, but your argument is a little odd. I mean, the victim could always choose to off themself, but if you kill them, then there is no choice. I'm certainly not implying that rape victims would be better off dead. That said, rape is pretty final, too - you can't get unraped, after all. All I was getting at is that both death and rape are extremely unpleasant, and choosing between the two is definitely something that nobody should have to do.
    3. Re:You are correct. by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      Many people do believe this to be true. This is specially true when it's a child. When you fuck up a kid's head like that, odds are larger then usual they're just going to continue the cycle and have a horrible life in the process.

      While I still can't decide which side I'm on, I can understand why some people may think death is better then rape, torture, imprisonment, and a whole bunch of other things.


      I know several people who were raped as children (none of whom were in any way involved with this "child porn" the government loves to scare people with) and I have to say in every occasion, they are doing well enough. Yes, it was a terribly traumatic experience, and some of them never recovered, but they can live their lives despite this and have more or less the same chance to find happiness as anyone else. Personally, I'm very glad they're still alive as several of them are good friends of mine.

      Rape is an awful experience but it is recoverable, and one of the major steps for victims to move on is to realize this. It's a good thing that our culture considers rape to be so horrific, considering the cultures I've seen that don't, but it's unfair to think that people who have been raped, even so young, are "damaged goods."

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      [insert witty quote here]
  45. dysfunctional by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

    I'm not surprised, and "dysfunctional" is the appropriate word to describe most of the US government. (And I would add most large and many small governments.)

    OT, but....

    When I was in college, I worked between 3 and 5 part time jobs (mostly tech-related). I had the habit of declaring zero deductions, just to simplify my life. When tax time came, I was expecting a nice refund, but instead I had to pay. Why?

    The explanation I got was that "to protect the poor" the state did not withhold money from small paychecks... but still expected the taxes be paid at the end of the year. I checked my paystubs, and, sure enough, nothing had been withheld. Luckily I had some money saved to pay taxes with, but what about other semi-employed people? How is this actually supposed to help poor people?

    When I was in grad school and dirt poor, my wife had a child on medicaid. When I finally got a real job, we started getting bills for medical services that should have been covered. The hospital had been trying to bill medicaid for over a year, but when they didn't pay, they would send us the bill. If the hospital used the correct (new) address, we would just call them and they would re-bill medicaid. If they used our old address, the bill would get returned, and then sent to collections (hitting our credit). How is medicaid supposed to help people if they don't pay the bills they cover?

    Back on topic...

    These many years later, I have contracted with federal agencies and private agencies who have government contracts. I avoid directly being paid by the government. They'll pay, but your check will be delayed, and you never know which expenses they'll decide aren't included in the contract.

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    I'd rather have someone respond than be modded up.

  46. Bake sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, goodness gracious. Poor darlings. We all need to get together and hold a bake sale to help 'em out.

  47. Re:Terrorism vs. Civil Rights vs. Being Paid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't these laws force the phone companies to maintain the wiretaps regardless of when payment is received?


    The legal system does and always has. It's called Contempt of Court. When a judge issues a warrant for a wiretap, the phone company has to comply or get a staying order from another judge. If they just refuse to cooperate or demand something from the government in return, then the company gets a nice fat fine and whoever was in charge of the delaying tactic can have their ass thrown in jail.

    There are two things to be aware of here. The phone company can not charge fees for a court-ordered wiretap. It would undermine the entire legal system and there would be hell to pay. Also, the phone company can not wiretap without a court order. It is against the law. Not only are there federal laws explicitly regulating the phone system to prevent wiretaps without a court order, but they are forbidden by the higher law of the Constitution. Logic leads to the conclusion that either the telephone monopoly is engaged in widespread contempt of court that has gone unpunished, or the American government is illegally spying on its own people and is paying the telephone monopoly for the service with American tax dollars.
  48. credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mom always told me to pay all my bills on time or it would look bad on my credit report/score. . .does the FBI have a credit report/score??

  49. Wow by smaddox · · Score: 1

    I guess a free market DOES solve all problems!

    Who would have guessed?

  50. The check is in the.... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

    The check is in the mail! Really. It is. No lie. Put it there myself. But you have to restore the wire taps! You will get your money. [ bzzzzzzz...... ]

    Did we just lose power? Why did the lights go out? You did pay the power bill didn't you? Damn!

  51. Republicans proving, yet again... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...that 'government doesn't work' and 'government causes more problems than it solves'.

    Or, at least, that applies to their government.

    If I worked in the FBI, I'd be pissed. An agent go to all the work to collect evidence and get a real warrant for wiretapping and start it up and run the recordings every few days and suddenly, they discover that the wiretap has been cut off and not got anything for two days, and I bet it takes it a week to get back turned on.

    Not because of any law, they're used to laws protecting rights and are trained how to work within the system of 'probable cause'. Not because the higher-ups have decided the investigation is a waste of time and the resources are better spent elsewhere, which is very annoying but understandable, and usually has a schedule: Get something by this date or it's over.

    No, their investigation is derailed because the people running the FBI, the DOJ, and the rest of the executive branch can't pay their bills on time. Because they're incompetent buffoons. (I am aware Robert Mueller seems rather competent, but I'm assuming the failure was elsewhere...he's surely not in charge of paying bills.)

    Ironically, the first word in the FBI motto is 'Fidelity', one meaning of which is 'careful and exact discharge of obligations'. (Hence financial services using it as a name.)

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  52. Call THIS Number NOW To Fund Wiretaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The toll-free number to call is 1-800-ALQ-AEDA and ask to speak to
    Richard B. Cheney.

    Cheers

  53. Even in Soviet USA... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    ...cash is STILL king.

  54. Headline for tomorrow by Thanatos69 · · Score: 1

    FBI shuts down telephone companies for selling drugs to children.

    Who in their right mind would screw with the FBI knowing the information they can find/create on you?

  55. They get a bill in the mail? by Monkier · · Score: 1

    I just pictured some head-honcho at the FBI leafing thru the a bill and yelling, "okay, so who made a wiretap to iceland!"

  56. But but but!!! by skintigh2 · · Score: 1

    These wiretaps are so important we must throw away the Constitution and the Bill of Rights and all privacy laws and then pass legislation making it retroactively legal to do all that and protect the phone companies from law suits and specifically protect Bush from felony prosecution!

    This story is obviously all lies. The government would never lie about national security just to protect a president with a 20% approval record and to make the opposition party look week.

    As long as you're doing nothing wrong you don't need privacy.
    [What the government considers wrong subject to change without notice nor Constitutional restriction. Civil rights void where journalist are prohibited. Contents may settle during extraordinary rendition.]

  57. Wiretaps: Drugs and Gambling, mostly by billstewart · · Score: 1
    The Feds publish statistics about legal wiretaps; your actual mileage after including illegal ones may vary. The vast majority are for drug cases, and the vast majority of the rest are for gambling; I'm shocked, shocked!, to hear that the Feds aren't paying all their phone bills on those. There may be a few child porn investigations (but those are mostly Internet investigations, without much voice phone call involvement), and there may be a few terrorism investigations where the Feds' informant isn't one end of the call.


    Fundamentally, if the Feds aren't careful enough with details to pay the phone bills on their wiretap, they aren't careful enough with details to be trusted to handle evidence, and they ought to get spanked hard by their Internal Affairs organization.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  58. Billing error by PPH · · Score: 1
    What somebody needs to do is to contact each telco and request that a copy of the bill be sent, with each wiretap itemized, so that billing discrepancies may be resolved and prompt payments can be made.

    Have it sent to an anonymous mail drop, forward copies to the various targets of surveillance and then step back and watch the fun ensue.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  59. I do not think that word means... by lennier · · Score: 1

    ... what you think it means.

    puissant

    Pronunciation:
            \-snt, -snt\
    Function:
            adjective
    Date:
            15th century

    : having puissance : powerful

    Perhaps you meant pissant?

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    You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    1. Re:I do not think that word means... by omarius · · Score: 1

      Your reply has an interesting dichotomy; either it's bait (in which case it is very narrowly, er, defined), or it's a counterargument that invites the reader to wonder what the counterargument actually is--in which case it could mean almost anything. I wonder which mind you are of--minuscule? Or nebulous?

  60. The Feds Must Pay for Wiretaps? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    Color me confused. Why should the FBI need to pay for wiretaps? Surely the laws can simply be changed so that telcos are not permitted to charge the government a fee for these services?

    1. Re:The Feds Must Pay for Wiretaps? by peektwice · · Score: 1

      So you are advocating unfettered government access to a private commodity with no compensation?
      The cost of administering a wiretap is not small, and lack of compensation would make this problematic for any of the telcos. Besides, the cost should serve to throttle the number of wiretaps that the FBI puts in place, thus building in some natural checks and balances.

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    2. Re:The Feds Must Pay for Wiretaps? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say advocating, just thinking aloud. I just find it a bit curious that there would be legislation that required telcos to provide the government with wiretaps, but that telcos are allowed to bill for it. What's to prevent a telco from charging extremely high fees?

      I would think that if the government wanted guaranteed access, that they would have set the system up such that they'd have the access they needed/wanted. In this case it seems like they needed access, but were prevented from obtaining it (granted it was their own fault for not paying the bills).

    3. Re:The Feds Must Pay for Wiretaps? by peektwice · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure, but I believe that the rate the telcos charge is pre-determined. I agree that there is the possibility for abuse, but I don't like the idea of granting the FBI free access.

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  61. not shocked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FBI has done this in the past.

    Did not pay the bill, and instead the Phone CO billed the mobsters who were tapped.

    Now the Phone Co is without 'clean hands'

    AT&T told the US government how hard it was to produce what number called what number and for how long. The John Draper (CApt Crunch) came along, did an Esquire interview that led to an chat session in front of Congress about DNRs.

    And for the rest of you:

    Client I have, due to size and lack of ability of the mouth breathers in PA don't pay bills.

    Phone Company:
    over 3 days - AT&T will not tell me the bill is overdue, or the account number so the wankers in PA can call to pay the bill. Only *AFTER* I threaten to cancel the service and re-establish service on the 4th day does the Phone Company tell me that, yes, there is an overdue bill. 3 days later, service is re-established.

    Time Warner:
    Bill is 4 months overdue. 1 call. 20 Mins, I get the account number, who to talk to to settle the bill and a name to call back. In under an hour the Internet service is BACK on - all because the staff in PA *ASKED* for service to be turned on - payment to Time Warner would come a week later.

    So - who's the bastards? Yes, that's right - the phone company.

  62. Is this how they get back at the FCC? by ehinojosa · · Score: 1

    From what I understand the costs of becoming CALEA compliant so that the government could do these wiretaps fell mostly on the telcos. They had to establish the facilities for law enforcement to use, do equipment upgrades so they had wiretap capability, and maintain the staff and other resources or pay someone else to do it for them so they could get/stay compliant. They were then told by the FCC that they couldn't levy a national surcharge to pay for these upgrades. This very well could just be their way of jabbing the government for forcing these (presumably) expensive equipment upgrades on them and hurting their bottom line, and then failing to even pay the minimal fee they were supposed to for utilizing that equipment.

  63. Good! This will kill the telcos in court! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The telcos have been pleading for immunity on the warrantless wiretapping thing. They have no leg to stand on since what they were doing was clearly illegal and they had to have known it, so their only possible argument amounts to "how could we possibly refuse a request, even an illegal request, from The Government??"

    If they try it now then any lawyer will simply present this and say "So when it comes to what your company will do, you regard whether or not you're getting paid in a timely fashion to be of far greater importance than whether it's blatantly illegal -- isn't that so?"

  64. Finally by hitmanWilly1337 · · Score: 1

    Ok, this should put to bed any crazy conspiracy theories, i.e. fake moon landing, loose change, etc. Do all you tinfoil hat people really think that a government that can't even pay it's phone bill on time could really have masterminded things of that magnitude?

    1. Re:Finally by Neo+Quietus · · Score: 1

      That's what they WANT you to think!

      *puts on tinfoil hat*
  65. huh? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    what the hell are you talking about?

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  66. Patriotism? Yeah, right. by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    Should some of those instances of illegal wiretapping ever go to court, this should nicely torpedo any argument by the telcoms that they only whored themselves out to the Bush administration out of a sense of patriotism.

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  67. more specificly by r00t · · Score: 1

    They don't have to care. They're the phone company.