Messenger Flies by Mercury
Riding with Robots writes "Today, more than three decades after the last spacecraft visited Mercury, Messenger buzzed just 200 kilometers above the planet's surface. During the encounter, the robotic spacecraft conducted a range of scientific observations, including imaging swaths of Mercury's surface that have never been seen up close before. A few of the first pictures are now available, with many more to come in the next few days."
I'm a troll.
When will this ever end? :-)
You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
niggers?
I hear Mercury is excellent for crispy fried chicken!
Well, step aside my friend
I've been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say
Put a tree in your butt
Put a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Put some fleas in your butt
Start to sneeze in your butt
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Put a little tiny man in your butt
Put a light in your butt
Make it bright in your butt
Put a TV in your butt
Put me in your butt
Everybody say
I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful
Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a metal case in your butt
Put her face in your butt
Put a frown in your butt
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Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
Just cant wait to see the surface of Mercury .. .. might be a nice Alien base on it's dark side :D
Never know
Lets make a pray that they didn't use any Microsoft software to operate the "ship", imagine taking pictures of the surface and in the most exiting part of the planet where is supposed to exist water the scientist receives the picture and what he see is a BSOD instead of the actual picture XD
Imagination is more inportant than knowledge @ Albert Einstein
Just looked at the photos and was hoping for something of higher resolution or of higher details. Is Messenger going to get any closer to the planet?
Jumpstart the tartan drive.
niggers suck and FUCK YOU
The Niggers & African Spooks Association is concerned with the viability of watermelon on Mercury. "Wouldn't the water evaporate?" they are asking.
This is a pressing concern for the NASA community.
It's hot here. I quit.
Hats off to the folks who put this together. I was in high school the last time we saw any closeup pictures of Mercury. Every time we send probes to other panets we find out really cool stuff. Messenger should be no exception.
If we can't go there ourselves, we can send robots. Robots are cool. :-)
...laura
That's where we're sending the niggers, if all goes according to plan.
>A few of the first pictures are now available, with many more to come in the next few days.
Actually, only a few approach images are available. The first images from the close approach will not be available until 01/05/08 when Messenger has finished data collection and points its antenna towards Earth and begins to transmit data. Can't wait for images of a very harsh environment.
Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
The first images from the close approach will not be available until 01/05/08
That should be 01/15/08. After 15:00 EST.Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
i don't see any stars or the sun shining off the planet.. BOGUS
proove me wrong..
what you have no proof?
There's a really nice animation on the Flyby 1 page: 10Mb version, 84Mb version.
I'm a nigger.
Do there seem to be a disproportionate number of trolls on this story? Only 5 or so comments and half are trolls. Are there multiple "N1ggrs sux!" guys or just one, very devoted, racist?
so.... you're a girl, huh?
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That can't be real! There aren't any stars in the background!
Technoli
And here I thought this story was about using various amounts of mercury, the poisonous substance, inside of the common housefly to send messages!
Imagine if there's a fully operational star base there!
Or a giant erect penis crafted out of the rock itself?
The mind boggles!
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Hey guys, here's a link to a page with a few hi res mercury photos
Section of Reworked Venera-13 Image http://www.mentallandscape.com/V_DigitalImages.htm Checkout the venus pics if you havent already from the link above. Mercury surface pics would be cool.
Like niggers can use computers.
Or type.
Or read.
Nigga, please.
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We all know about the Face on Mars, but I wonder if they will finally find the Butt on Mercury?
It's pretty obvious no one wants to go THAT close to Uranus.
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can we see the images in Google Mercury ?
How about crater level imaging?
I sat down to write a new sig tonight and all I did was make the chair warm.
But many f1nd it may be 4urting the
There's a planet with a serious global warming problem.
"he first images from the close approach will not be available until 01/05/08 when Messenger has finished data collection and points its antenna towards Earth and begins to transmit data. Can't wait for images of a very harsh environment."
Why will it take 4 months to collect the data?
if the only imaging capabilties they have are 8x binolucars..
...that thought the headline referred to the Mercury Messenger program that is "compatible" with a certain large vendor's offering?
I drink to make other people interesting!
Hey Messenger, bring back more Helium
Meh, I doubt he's even logged in. Anyone know Messenger's Hotmail Address?
People around the world are learning to hate Americans, but these science missions that we publish are a gift to everyone that they should appreciate. As long as the Mercurians don't notice that we've invaded their planet right as solar power starts to get a lot of investment.
--
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(Just kidding. I know the probe actually has a physical sunscreen that keeps it from being toasted).
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Looking at the title, so many questions pop into my head - "Messenger Flies by Mercury" What are those Messenger flies? What are they doing by mercury? Is it not poisonous?
Just using buzzwords, or anything especially robotic about this one?
All spacecraft are semi-automated...
After reading the headline I was hoping I'd be able to buy messenger flies from a Mercury dealer.
"When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
[cue dorky serious response] Venus, despite being much farther from the Sun than Mercury, actually has higher surface temperatures. The reason is that its atmosphere is mostly CO2 and methane, which have created a very strong greenhouse effect.
Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
You must be American...
And I thought this was about the IM client...
ms messenger flies by Uranus...
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I was lucky enough to be there at APL during the flyby. Let me tell you, that was a really exciting moment when the spacecraft came back into contact with the DSN after the eclipse of the MESSENGER by Mercury. This is an image retreived today from the spacecraft. It's really exciting. http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/messenger/main/index.html
Sometimes it really does take a rocket scientist...
200km! Wow, that's incredibly close to Mercury. For comparison's sake, geosynchronous orbit (where all our TV and most communication satellites live) are at 36,371 km from earth, 181 times as far as this probe went to mercury. Even the highest resolution earth imaging satellites we have orbit at around 500km.
While you can't scoop up the dirt, being that close for visuals has to be nearly as good as landing there...
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