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Third Undersea Cable Cut

Many readers are reporting that another undersea fiber optic cable has been cut, apparently caused by another wayward anchor. It looks like Iran has completely lost Internet connectivity."

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  1. Third cut? by Eevee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Once is accident.

    Twice is coincidence.

    Thrice is enemy action.

    1. Re:Third cut? by KublaiKhan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, it does seem suspicious, especially since it's Iran--a country that's in the news a lot lately, and with whom communication may be rather important.

      If this is followed by reports of various despicable actions in Iran which cannot be verified due to the lack of communication, then it would be even more suspicious.

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      A stately pleasure dome decree
    2. Re:Third cut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Last night while sitting in my chair
      I pinged a host that wasn't there
      It wasn't there again today
      The host resolved to NSA.

    3. Re:Third cut? by bigdavex · · Score: 5, Funny

      A communications disruption can mean only one thing - invasion.

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      -Dave
    4. Re:Third cut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      yes funny. does not slashdot realize we have had a sub that can do just that for decades?

      http://72.14.205.104/search?q=cache:3fK6ZB19WjIJ:msl1.mit.edu/furdlog/docs/cnn/2005-02-18_cnn_optical_taps.pdf+fiber+submarine+cia&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=3&gl=us&client=opera

      keep laughing guys and gals why the spies among us earn their salary. :-P

    5. Re:Third cut? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

      If this is followed by reports of various despicable actions in Iran which cannot be verified due to the lack of communication, then it would be even more suspicious. Meanwhile a U.S. effort to bring aid to the Kurds has been proven successful. "Operation Dredge Massive Underwater Machete" has stated that its peaceful goals have been accomplished and will slowly pass the rest of Iran's coast in a return to its base in India.
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    6. Re:Third cut? by riseoftheindividual · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If this is the work of our spies, they aren't earning their salary. They're incompetent bastards who should be fired for lacking any type of stealth or subtlety.

      How much tech do you really need to cut a cable? It doesn't seem like it would require much in the way of high tech capability. Given that these cables are communication lines carrying western influences into muslim countries, I would say that at this point, we should not rule out militant acts to make a statement about wanting a reduction of western influence.

      If this is our spies, this would seem to be a pretty boneheaded execution of tapping lines. But, since they work for the government, we can't rule out boneheadedness. Or just really bizzarre random chance, though that's kind of hard for me personally to swallow at this point.

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    7. Re:Third cut? by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Around January 18th, news reports are that several city's power grids have been recently attacked via the internet.

      In completely unrelated news, a couple of weeks later large portions of mideast anti-western terrorist sponsoring areas had internet access disrupted or cut off in a series of coincidental unobserved "accidents".

      Hmm.....

      --
      The party of stupid and the party of evil get together and do something both stupid and evil, then call it bipartisan.
    8. Re:Third cut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      At least now we know they cant buy parts for their nuclear weapons online anymore.

    9. Re:Third cut? by monkeyboythom · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sigh...more fairy tales from teh Intarweb...

      We all know that colorblind people can see colors correctly underwater while those who have correct vision cannot.

      First scuba: "Hey dude! I found the cables!" Second scuba: "Cool. Now cut the red one. No, not that one, the other one. No not this one!" First scuba: "Hey man! Sorry, I'm colorblind.." Second scuba: "Sh.t! That's 2 dude. We were simply supposed to cut the good one... Now gimme those scissors. There you go."
    10. Re:Third cut? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Interesting

      One in Marseilles, one in Suez. Not the same ruddy deal. The new break is on the FLAG cable - in yest another place: 56 kms from Dubai on a segment between the UAE and Oman.

      You seem to be a knee-jerk skeptic, who's "Nothing to see here, move along" displays not - as you presume - intelligence, but rather a susceptibility to Jedi mind-tricks.

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      Never been known to fail..."
    11. Re:Third cut? by hardburn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whatever it is, it probably literally translates to "bad movie".

      --
      Not a typewriter
    12. Re:Third cut? by Kompressor · · Score: 5, Funny

      We all know that ironyblind people can see irony correctly underwater while those who have correct perception cannot.

      I've never heard that before. My understanding is that ironyblindness is due to an absence or shortage of irony receptor cells in the brain. I don't see how that could give someone better comprehension underwater.

      OTOH, I have heard that irony blind people are worse at spotting camouflaged humor. I presume that's because they percieve things DIFFERENTLY than the non-ironyblind person who created the camouflage.
      There, fixed that for ya ;-)
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    13. Re:Third cut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you're trying to make some nukes
      Don't bother putting up your dukes
      Subs with scissors of nations crossed
      Will ensure *** CARRIER LOST ***

    14. Re:Third cut? by bigdavex · · Score: 5, Informative

      Who the hell thinks this comment is funny?

      I hope that people who have seen Star Wars think it's funny. I'm sorry if I offended you.

      I don't support my country's Middle East policy, for the record.

      --
      -Dave
    15. Re:Third cut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now they'll just have to phone/fax Haliburton

    16. Re:Third cut? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ironyblind? Is that why I had to have my BDUs pressed while in the Army? I guess if they were ironed then the ironyblind couldn't see me coming?

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      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
    17. Re:Third cut? by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      A communications disruption can mean only one thing - invasion. Really? I thought it meant they're using Comcast.
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      This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
    18. Re:Third cut? by Chris+Snook · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, if you want to test your surveillance of an enemy's communications networks, deliberately disrupting their communications can be a very worthwhile experiment.

      It's notable that Iran is now supposedly cut off entirely. If the Iranian government has any secret communications links, it'll be much easier to tell when they're using them.

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      There's no failure quite as dissatisfying as a complete and total solution to the wrong problem.
    19. Re:Third cut? by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some people think America is always evil. Others think America can do no evil. A few of us believe that we should take it on a case by case basis. There's no proof here that America did anything. But this is likely more than a coincidence. When was the last time you heard of an underwater cable being cut? Never? Yeah, me neither. Then, boom! 3 or 4 in a few weeks. Not very likely. Now, I haven't ruled out coincidence, but I have shown probable cause to search for another explanation. So, who has the means, the opportunity, and the motivation? The Bush administration. Am I saying I know for sure they did it? Of course not.

      Now, are you saying you know for sure they didn't?

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    20. Re:Third cut? by onepoint · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Color Blind... you don't want it, nor the benefits of it.

      My dad has it, and he See's everything in grays ( well that's the color he calls it ), he can spot the difference in the color black from 4 different producers. my dad work for the government back in the 60's and 70's and he was consistently seeing things. his job was to point out "problems in photographs" so if an image was out of balance, he would just circle it and hand it up the chain of command.

      Some of the more interesting assignments my dad disclosed to me.
      1) military cloth review and rejection for top brass ( 3 and 4 star level )
      2) Paint color review ( hundred of gallons at time )
      3) standardise the color of military traffic lights on domestic bases, so many colors of red variations and green, he got it down to 2 of each and let someone else pick it out.
      4) camo netting review at heights exceeding 10,000 feet
      plus a lot of stuff that I'm not sure about but I saw on the table as a kid

      on of my fathers biggest problems were carpet's, your regular gray carpet might have 800+ threads that were woven to make it, just imagine walking along a carpet, having something that looked like a slice in the carpet ( or a bug ), only to realise that it's just a bad color thread. another problem were berger kings and McDonald's. until the late 80's there were certain ones my dad would eat at, since to him all the plastic chairs and tables ( at the respective franchise ) coloring was similar and color association was rather strong with him, so bad experiences with certain colors would extend into his personal life.

      he never had a chance to become a pilot, but when he worked for the military he always (come hell or high water) from take-off to landing was in the co-pilot chair. how he pulled that stunt was a secret that I have never asked, but he got away with it.

      the color of scotch always made him ill until i found out about the first time he got drunk ( color association ).

      my dad had amazing wood skills when it came to selecting wood for his carvings, wood would just be right and the grain would always just be perfect for what he wanted to do.

      Concrete ageing, that's something my father was a perfectionist at, he could look at a concrete job that was recently poured, tell it's age and by shit luck ( or some magic ) tell if it was cured correctly.

      people with this disorder are different, but none the less, thier skills at other things are sometimes exceeding.

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    21. Re:Third cut? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We all know that ironyblind people can see irony correctly underwater while those who have correct perception cannot.

      There, fixed that for ya ;-) Attempted facetiousness != irony.

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      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    22. Re:Third cut? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yesterday upon the stair
      I met a man who wasn't there.
      He wasn't there again today
      I wish that man would go away.

        Hugh Means (1875 - 1965)

      --
      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
    23. Re:Third cut? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Calling something a coincidence, on the other hand, is a way of psychologically dismissing it. It's a way of protecting a persons sense of being in control, which is very important to most people. The desire to be in control makes people see controllable events as random and uncontrollable? Interesting analysis, to say the least! The same theory would be more accurately applied to conspiracy theorists. The compulsion to see undesirable events as having human instigators is an expression of the desire for control. Some folks find the idea that there isn't someone behind these events, that there's nothing that can be done to prevent these random horrors, too frightening for words. They grimly cling to the notion that someone, somewhere is in control of things, making bad stuff happen. Someone who, if the conspiracy were only exposed, could be made to stop these terrible events.
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      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    24. Re:Third cut? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When was the last time you heard of an underwater cable being cut? Never? Yeah, me neither. Then, boom! 3 or 4 in a few weeks. It happens about once a year or so, judging by a quick Google news search.

      Jun 2007, Colombia, Panama, Venezuela, Costa Rica, and Nicaragua, broken undersea cable
      Dec 2006, Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong, South Korea, and Japan, earthquake damages cable
      Jun 2005, Pakistan loses internet connectivity due to a broken undersea cable.
      Jun 2004, Hong Kong and Vietnam see internet service disruption due to broken undersea fiber
      Nov 2003, UK sees connectivity trouble due to broken transatlantic cable
      Nov 2001, Singapore...same
      Feb 2001, China....same

      Really, the 2 of the 3 cables that were cut were only noteworth because BOTH were damaged. The FLAG and SeaWeMe-4 cable outages have forced European traffic to go WEST to get to most of Asia. Had only one been lost, it would not have been nearly as noteworthy. Cables go out all the time. The fact that two outages coincide ain't really enough to make it a conspiracy. Call me when the bombs are being dropped.
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      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    25. Re:Third cut? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The world is full of conspiracies. They're all over the place. As a businessman, I'm a conspirator. As someone interested in creating disruptive technologies, I'm a conspirator. Every corporation is an open conspiracy. Conspiracies are everywhere, they're the natural order of our society.

      You can say "There are conspiracies behind this, and I'm going to figure them all out", and you never will, and if you do, no one will care. That's one approach.

      You can say "There are no conspiracies, the world is simple, there are just co-incidences around, that's all", and if you do, you'll toodle through life with a sense that you know everything that can be known, and what you don't know is unknowable. That's another approach.

      The hardest approach is, "There are conspiracies behind this, I can see that they exist in some nebulous form, but I will neither drive myself crazy trying to get to the bottom of it nor will I pretend that the world is the simple thing that my television tells me that it is, I will simply be content to know that these forces are moving with purpose in the world somewhere beyond my sight."

      That is the approach that lets you see deeper into the nature of the world without getting obsessed with the trivialities of whose behind it all.

      Get what I'm saying?

      --
      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
  2. Iran hasn't lost connectivity by anotherone · · Score: 5, Informative

    Iran hasn't lost connectivity, the specific router that Internet Traffic Report is checking has lost connectivity.

    Even the University that hosts the router that ITR is checking is still up: http://www.iust.ac.ir/

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    1. Re:Iran hasn't lost connectivity by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

      The countries internet connection is hanging by a thread, and you slashdot their university. Smooth move, asshole.

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      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    2. Re:Iran hasn't lost connectivity by mrboyd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Iran is still on the grid, as is all of the ME. I am still in Dubai (where the 3rd cable has been cut). I received a communication from our ISP (DU/ aka DIC Telecom) telling us about this new cut and that they had to reroute us again. I couldn't notice more slow down in web browsing but bittorrent traffic seems to have been blocked. Could it be a preemptive measure? We live behind a big firewall similar to the one in china here. I would be surprised if they decided not to plead like the Egyptians and just block some of the crap we download to save the bandwidth.

  3. Putting the puzzle pieces together by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It was widely reported from a variety of whistleblowers at the turn of the millennium that the U.S. was preparing the U.S.S. Jimmy Carter to be able to tap underwater fibre-optic cables. See Bamford's Body of Secrets for exmaple.

    That this operation was carried out on the submarine named after the president who did the most to reduce spying on civilian targets shows just how petty and spiteful the professional privacy violators in the NSA are.

  4. Re:This is getting exciting! by nebenfun · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm in Tehran. I hope my Seinfeld torrents finish. Everything is going fine...#@&$(*&NO CARRIER

  5. When will they learn.... Oblig quote by hermit_tries_virtual · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fry: What's happening?

    Dr. Zoidberg: All 6,000 hulls have been breached!

    Fry: Oh, the fools! If only they'd built it with 6,001 hulls! When will they learn?

  6. Re:Third cut? do i smell Conspiracy BS? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am too willing to accept that something is fishy
    It's in the bloody sea, what do you expect?
    --
    It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
  7. "The Monsters are Due on Maple Street" by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Understand the procedure now? Just stop a few of their machines, their telephones, their lawnmowers, throw them into darkness for a few hours, and then sit back and watch the pattern."

    "This pattern is always the same?"

    "With few variations. They pick the most dangerous enemy they can find.... and it's themselves. All we need do is sit back and watch."

    "I take it that this place...this Maple Street...is not unique."

    "By no means. Their world is full of Maple Streets, and we'll go from one to the other and let them destroy themselves."

    --
    Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
  8. Re:Third cut? do i smell Conspiracy BS? by XenoPhage · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am too willing to accept that something is fishy
    It's in the bloody sea, what do you expect? Bloody? Fishy? ...

    Wrong on so many levels...
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    XenoPhage
    Technological Musings
  9. Cloverfield 2 by Lurker2288 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So let's see, three cables in three days...that puts the monster in Manhattan by what, next Thursday, give or take a few isolated fishing vessels between here and there? Better charge up those handicams, kids!

    1. Re:Cloverfield 2 by John+Whitley · · Score: 4, Funny

      If it is the Cloverfield monster, here's the moral imperative of anyone caught in its landfall zone: SHOOT TO KILL any and all person(s) caught in public with a camcorder but without a steadicam rig...! ;-)

  10. Re:Can anyone enlighten me? by Surt · · Score: 4, Informative
    --
    "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  11. Re:This is getting exciting! by everphilski · · Score: 4, Funny

    NO INTERNET FOR YOU!

  12. In related news by ObiWanStevobi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Office productivity throughout the Middle East has risen sharply.

  13. Re:Third cut? do i smell Conspiracy BS? by jo42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is something that the damned Yankees would do as prelude to invading Iran -- to stop all the bloggers from documenting the invasion and getting the rest of the Arab and Muslim worlds up in arms.

    Hey, you wanted a "Conspiracy".

    PS. Osama is hanging out on GWB's ranch in Texas - that's why they can't find him.

  14. Re:Third cut? do i smell Conspiracy BS? by sethstorm · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's in the bloody sea, what do you expect? The Revelations haven't happened (yet). It's still the "regular" sea.
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  15. The Great White Backhoe by xleeko · · Score: 5, Funny


    This reclusive giant of the deep, the Great White Backhoe, spends most of its life in quiet solitude. But, once every seven years, as if called by some unknown force, these gentle beasts gather in great numbers to feast upon the cables of the ocean floor.
    </french-accent>

  16. Maybe the NSA has to cut the cable to tap into it by mgh02114 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The locations where many of the recent cable cuts have occurred (China, Pakistan, Palestine/Egypt, and now Iran) is highly suspicious. I suspect that the U.S. intelligence community is using a sub to tap into the fiberoptic line to capture all of the data. Unlike copper lines, they probably can't splice into glass fiberoptic lines without breaking the circuit for a while.

    1) Cut the line somewhere roughly, so it clearly looks like an accident
    2) Somewhere else far away, splice into the line using a sub, so the NSA can capture all the data (or even potentially alter it in transit)
    3) Let the commercial communication providers fix the obvious break
    4) Profit! (at least in terms of intelligence gathering and cyber-war capability

  17. Re:Can anyone enlighten me? by mikael · · Score: 5, Informative

    The BBC has an article with a cross section of an undersea cable

    The first cable - the Fiber-Optic Link Around the Globe (FLAG) - was cut at 0800 on 30 January, the firm said.

    INSIDE A SUBMARINE CABLE
    cable infographic
    1 Polyethylene cover
    2,4 Stranded steel armour wires
    3,5 Tar-soaked nylon yarn
    6 Polycarbonate insulator
    7 Copper sheath
    8 Protective core
    9 Optical fibres
    Not to scale

    A second cable thought to lie alongside it - SEA-ME-WE 4, or the South East Asia-Middle East-West Europe 4 cable - was also split.

    FLAG is a 28,000km (17,400 mile) long submarine communications cable that links Australia and Japan with Europe via India and the Middle East.

    SEA-ME-WE 4 is a submarine cable linking South East Asia to Europe via the Indian subcontinent and the Middle East.

    The two cable cuts meant that the only cable in service connecting Europe to the Middle East via Egypt was the older Sea-M-We 3 system, according to research firm TeleGeography.


    It's amazing that a ship's anchor could have the strength to pull apart two layers of stranded steel armour wires, a layer of copper, kevlar layers, and three polyethylene layers.

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  18. Re:Maybe the NSA has to cut the cable to tap into by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 5, Funny

    >The government always surprise me by sinking to a new low, maybe this is the new low?

    Well, it *is* the bottom of the ocean.

  19. Sealab by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hey, Quinn! Check out my new raver's wig!"
    [He flips a switch and fiber optic cables coming out of his hair start glowing and flowing in multiple colors)

    "Stormy, where'd you find the cables for that wig? Tell me you didn't pull them out of the control panels."

    "Control panels? Hell no, I'm not stupid! No, I got them outside. There's a whole lot of them out there on the sea floor."

    "Outsi-- you idiot! Those are Internet cables! You can't just steal them!"

    "But everyone's else is doing it!"

    [Hetch appears on the monitor, but the camera reads him as a multi-colored blob.]
    "Hetch sewed himself a fiber-optic suit!"

    --
    Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
  20. Re:Can anyone enlighten me? by russotto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's amazing that a ship's anchor could have the strength to pull apart two layers of stranded steel armour wires, a layer of copper, kevlar layers, and three polyethylene layers.

    Have you ever seen an anchor? Sure, it's just a hunk of low-tech metal. But it's a very LARGE hunk of low-tech metal. Connected by a very heavy cable or chain to a ship which weighs many, many tons. Ripping apart a communications cable = not a problem.
  21. Has anyone considered? by CrtxReavr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know it's, unfortunately en vogue to bash the USA, but has anyone considered that maybe some jihadi has some scuba gear? Wants to keep out the evil, infidel influence?

    -CR

    --
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  22. Re:Shallow seas by almightynayr · · Score: 5, Informative

    please quit pulling numbers out of your ass.. The waters are overall very shallow and have a maximum depth of 90 metres and an average depth of 50 metres. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Persian_Gulf#Geography

  23. Re:How to tap the cable by Eric+Smith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the US wanted to tap the cable, they'd just use the submarine USS Jimmy Carter, which was retrofitted a few years back to perform exactly these sort of operations. They'd do it without any detected loss of connectivity.

  24. Re:Third cut? do i smell Conspiracy BS? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bloody? Fishy? ...
    We only wish,
    To catch a fish,
    So juicy sweet!

    But what has it got in its packetses, GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

  25. Re:How to tap the cable by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Retrofitted? What does the sub have on it, a giant pair of scissors sticking out of the front?

  26. Re:How to tap the cable by eli+pabst · · Score: 5, Funny

    What does the sub have on it, a giant pair of scissors sticking out of the front? Actually it was fitted with a gigantic ear. In fact, the sub gets its name from the comically over-sized ears of Jimmy Carter.
  27. Re:How to tap the cable by Zymergy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes and No. Its original class design was modified and lengthened by 100 feet to accommodate the "Multi-Mission Platform (MMP), which allows launch and recovery of ROVs and Navy SEAL forces. The MMP may also be used as an underwater splicing chamber for tapping of undersea fiber optic cables." (Wiki)
    OTOH, If the US Navy were doing 'tapping' with the Seawolf-Class SSN, no one would ever know about it. US Navy Submarine crews are the best there are and in this string of events, and the US Navy is not having "accidents" while tapping cables. *If* the US Navy is involved with these fiber cable cuts, they are on purpose and not due to errors. Those men truly know what they are doing and are very well trained.

    I wrote on this same topic (with links) this morning in an different story's thread: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=438002&cid=22263288

  28. related to opening of Iranian Oil Bourse? by bushwhacker2000 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    from a post on in the goldismoney forums:

    There's a good chance that this is related to the Iranian Oil Bourse. It is scheduled to be opened between Feb 1 and 11 on the island of Kish in the Persian Gulf.

    http://www.energybulletin.net/12125.html
    http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id...onid=351020103

    The US can't let it open, due to the damage it would do to the dollar. If it relies heavily on the Internet, then cutting the cables seems like it would be an effective, covert, non-violent way to go. And a totally disgusting manipulation of the free market, of course...