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How One Clumsy Ship Caused A Major Net Outtage

Ant writes "Here is an interesting world map of various Internet connections, showing how it took just one vessel to inflict the damage that brought down the internet for millions."

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  1. Huh by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    This ought to be tagged as coming from the "Lack of Redundancy Department".

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    1. Re:Huh by stormguard2099 · · Score: 2, Funny

      This ought to be tagged as coming from the "Lack of Redundancy Department". Twice.
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  2. Injustice by QuickFox · · Score: 4, Funny

    All those virus writers struggling so hard, and then a simple ship gets all the bragging rights.

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    1. Re:Injustice by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 4, Funny

      All it takes is one laid off programmer to get his captain's license....

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    2. Re:Injustice by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      All those virus writers struggling so hard, and then a simple ship gets all the bragging rights.

      Some fisherman took "trolling the internet" a little too literally.

  3. "How One Clumsy Ship Caused A Major Net Outtage" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'd assume it cut all the cables?

  4. Wrong by slashmojo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously this is the result of U2 manager Paul McGuinness calling on ISP's to disconnect the evil file sharers of the world..

    "To great applause from the audience of music managers, McGuinness insisted that disconnection enforcement would work."

    How right he was! ;)

  5. Re:So It Wasn't The Evil US's Fault??!! by bheer · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I'd like to see those slashbots apologize for undermining the US at every turn and being so unpatriotic.

    Not all Slashdotters are *from* the US, you insensitive clod! I, for one, am posting from Teheran University and don't see why I should have to

    *NO CARRIER*

  6. What?!?! by mouko · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought we had agreed that it was George Bush that cut the cables. Did everyone change conspiracy theories while I was away?

    1. Re:What?!?! by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's the problem with these things. The big names get all the credit. Proper recognition should be given to the CIA trainers who spent countless hours training and outfitting the fleet of herring that did all the actual grunt work. Heck - you think training squirrels is hard... you should try herring.

    2. Re:What?!?! by symbolic · · Score: 1, Funny

      It wasn't Bush. He couldn't find a plane that would survive the plunge into the ocean.

    3. Re:What?!?! by BadHaggis · · Score: 1, Funny
      That's the problem with these things. The big names get all the credit. Proper recognition should be given to the CIA trainers who spent countless hours training and outfitting the fleet of herring that did all the actual grunt work. Heck - you think training squirrels is hard... you should try getting the lasers to stay on the Sea Bass.

      There fixed that for you.

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  7. Oh noes, teh pollutions. by blacklabelsk8er · · Score: 5, Funny

    Think of all the 1's and 0's flowing into the ocean right now?! The cost to the environment here is appalling. Someone turn the valves on that internet backbone, stat! Think about the animals!

    1. Re:Oh noes, teh pollutions. by n6kuy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, and now we're gonna hafta drain the ocean so we can clean up that mess!

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    2. Re:Oh noes, teh pollutions. by JoeZeppy · · Score: 3, Funny
      Think of all the 1's and 0's flowing into the ocean right now?! The cost to the environment here is appalling. Someone turn the valves on that internet backbone, stat! Think about the animals!

      Good thing it wasn't token-ring. We'd never find the token underwater!

    3. Re:Oh noes, teh pollutions. by dotgain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Meh. Good thing it wasn't Token Ring full stop.

  8. coincidence or silver lining? by petes_PoV · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've definitely noticed a drop in sales calls from indian call centres over the past few days. I normally suffer from a few a day, maybe 2 or 3, but it's been wonderfully quiet for aq couple of days now - bliss!

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  9. Priorities by VeteranNoob · · Score: 2, Funny

    Governments have also become directly involved, with the Egyptian communications ministry imploring surfers to stay offline so business traffic can take priority. "People who download music and films are going to affect businesses who have more important things to do," said ministry spokesman Mohammed Taymur.

    And here's a big difference with the US. If the US were in the situation of limited bandwidth, we would all be encouraged to stop sending email to give priority to those shopping on iTunes.

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  10. A ha! by drewmoney · · Score: 2, Funny

    My suspicions were correct. The cross-section clearly shows that the outer layer of the cable is actually a TUBE!

  11. Re:That's no physical location map. by grumling · · Score: 3, Funny

    I love that they put the installation and maintenance vessels on the high seas. Reminds me of the 17th century maps showing sea monsters in unexplored areas.

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  12. Re:3rd cable cut by floydman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Colombia is not down..

    unknown-ff-ff-00-ff-ff-ff:~ floydman$ ping Colombia.com
    PING colombia.com (199.125.90.76): 56 data bytes
    64 bytes from 199.125.90.76: icmp_seq=0 ttl=110 time=327.604 ms
    64 bytes from 199.125.90.76: icmp_seq=1 ttl=110 time=333.573 ms
    64 bytes from 199.125.90.76: icmp_seq=2 ttl=110 time=324.541 ms
    64 bytes from 199.125.90.76: icmp_seq=3 ttl=110 time=324.487 ms

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  13. Re:That's no physical location map. by neomunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...here there be tech support"

  14. Cable made out of Irony by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have a survey on that page: "Have you been affected by the disruption to internet services? You can tell us your experiences using the form below:"

    Something tells me such a survey would not be very scientific.

  15. All I can say by kilodelta · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that since the cable cut my spam folders and inbox have been blessedly free of spam! I always say, you want to cut the crap with email and phishing, cutoff the net connections to Africa and Asia.

  16. Whew! by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    This explains why I haven't heard back from my Nigerian banker.

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