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Air Force Seeking Geeks For 'Cyber Command'

An anonymous reader writes "Wired reports that the two-star general in charge of the US Air Force's new Cyber Command is looking for hacker-types to beef up its cadre of cyber warriors — no heavy lifting required. 'We have to change the way we think about warriors of the future,' General William Lord says. 'So if they can't run three miles with a pack on their backs but they can shut down SCADA system, we need to have a culture where they fit in.' The Cyber Command is the Air Force's first new Major Command since the early 1990s. Its purpose is to be able to win an electronic war with China and other potential adversaries."

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  1. Yeah, right. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    we need to have a culture where they fit in. Somehow I don't think the Air Force is going to be keen on people smoking pot in the command center.
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    1. Re:Yeah, right. by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know I'd not be keen on people smoking pot in my work place either.

      Deadbeat != security expert. Get a job and cut your hair, dude.

    2. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Deadbeat != security expert. Get a job and cut your hair, dude.

      Pothead |= deadbeat. Judge results, not style, shitsuck.

    3. Re: Yeah, right. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Deadbeat != security expert. Get a job and cut your hair, dude.

      Pothead |= deadbeat. Judge results, not style, shitsuck. Your rebuttal is somewhat weakened by your unfortunate choice of the logical symbol for "entails" to indicate the inequality!
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    4. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somehow I don't think the Air Force is going to be keen on people smoking pot in the command center.

      You don't smoke pot in the command center, you smoke pot behind the command center.

      At least, that's where we smoked it back in the seventies and early eighties. . .

    5. Re: Yeah, right. by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man's finger lands 5mm too far to the left: must be a retard. More at 11.

    6. Re: Yeah, right. by s74ng3r · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought they were smileys! Pothead |= Deadbeat !=

    7. Re: Yeah, right. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Probably. Clipper programmers are a bunch of pothead deadbeats.

    8. Re: Yeah, right. by kooshvt · · Score: 4, Informative

      What the hell screwed up keyboard are you using? My | key is about 8 inches to the RIGHT of the ! key.
      These are possibilities:
      Italian or Portuguese
    9. Re: Yeah, right. by Forseti · · Score: 3, Informative
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    10. Re: Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      And so the power of groups on slashdot is proved: deadbeat == French-Canadian

    11. Re: Yeah, right. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh. Something like that, actually.

      But seriously, the guy was a pothead. He even tried to hook me up with his supplier.

    12. Re:Yeah, right. by Cecil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pothead who is so in love with the stuff he or she cannot get through a workday without a joint is a deadbeat. Other poster is right when they say grow up and join the real world. If you want people to pay you money for services, start by acting like you deserve it.

    13. Re: Yeah, right. by mattsucks · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've always blamed Canada.

  2. maybe by legallyillegal · · Score: 3, Funny

    they could be called GeekSquad

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  3. Cyber, huh? Neat! by SpiffyMarc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just seeing that the name of this new command is the "cyber command" makes me want to run right out and hack a Gibson.

    Man, the surf is ripped out on that information wave today. I mean gridlocked, on that information superhighway...?

    HACK THE PLANET!

    1. Re:Cyber, huh? Neat! by gotzero · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe they can amend to: "Cyber: As in Computers". Probably double their funding...

      At least they are seeing this as an issue. Shocking that the most desirable candidates do not fancy running 3 miles with packs. That does not seem as entertaining with a wealth of other job prospects.

    2. Re:Cyber, huh? Neat! by value_added · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just seeing that the name of this new command is the "cyber command" makes me want to run right out and hack a Gibson.

      I think the Gibson is scheduled to be replaced. At least if the scene in Breach, where the Chris Cooper character storms into the CIA server room and demands that all the equipment be replaced with "mumble mumble Red Hat Linux Enterprise 5! mumble mumble Gigabit! mumble mumble" is any indication.

      I expect hackers in the future will be clicking icons on a Gnome desktop. Only the old-timers will remember the days when we used spooky coloured one-character-at-a-time terminals, and performed incredible feats of hackery while being simultaneously threatened by a supervillain and distracted with a blowjob from a supermodel.

  4. this is good but by rastoboy29 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I question their ability to attract the best hackers.  Military culture is kinda sorta the complete and total opposite of geekdom.  It is encouraging that they realize that some culture change on their part is necessary, but change comes very slowly to the military (with good reason! who wants a flaky military?)

    1. Re:this is good but by Charcharodon · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Military culture is kinda sorta the complete and total opposite of geekdom.

      You've obviously never been in a maintenance shop before then. LAN parties were the norm most weekends back in the day. Now that almost everyone has broadband most everyone is playing WOW or other online game together. Whole sections go raiding and then talk about it the whole next day. It drives me nuts and cracks me up at the same time since these same guys pick on the "socially inept" for being nerds.

      The level of geekdom varies, but the whole spectrum can be found, most are just gamers, many build their own computers, some are digital/3D artists, and a minority are your uber "look what hardware/software creation/hack I came up with this weekend" nerds.

      I wouldn't buy the whole "they may not be able to run three miles and carry a pack" the Air Force is kicking people out left and right for being too fat and lazy. They like to call it "Fit to Fight", even though most of our jobs requirements are "Fit to Sit", they're just trying to cut down on the medical bills they have to pay.

    2. Re:this is good but by aproposofwhat · · Score: 3, Informative

      "mens sana in corpus sana"

      And if you don't understand that, it's probably because you haven't done enough exercise....

      No, it's probably because you've mangled the Latin - it's Mens sana in corpore sano

      Just being a Latin Nazi :)

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    3. Re:this is good but by crimson30 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You've obviously never been in a maintenance shop before then. LAN parties were the norm most weekends back in the day. Now that almost everyone has broadband most everyone is playing WOW or other online game together. Whole sections go raiding and then talk about it the whole next day.

      Okay. I'll bite.

      When I was in Iceland, I used to be an avionics troop, and sure enough, I started up LAN parties with a 3C0 I knew and before we knew it, we had folks dragging their desktops from base housing to get in on the action. They were all comm folks and seemed fairly geeky to me. But that was 1999.

      I since retrained into comm a while back and I tell you, I've run into more "I hate computers" folks than not. Right now I'm in a shop with one (semi-) computer geek... me. The rest are computer illiterate outside of anything they may have picked up in a school. There are about 4 truly computer savvy people in the building, a step up from my last unit which had maybe 2-3. I'm sure some units may have a better ratio, but I think the sentiment that the OP had is quite valid. Military culture is intrinsically counter to geek culture. The military has an inescapable undertone of comformity, groupthink, etc. If you're an ubergeek, you're generally not going to fit in.

      When I first joined up, I wanted in comm, but the numbers weren't in my favor, so I ended up elsewhere. And that's the catch: people don't necessarily go where they want. When I was in 2E2 school there was a knucklehead in my class who wanted to be a crew chief, but ended up in infrastructure. Recruiters don't give a rat's ass about putting people where they belong, so people like me end up on the flightline and people like the wanna be crew chief end up in network infrastructure. End result: Comm squadrons can easily get filled with people who have an aversion to computing. Sure, there are some random gamers, but that doesn't qualify as computer geek to me.

      So where are you stationed at that is so full of geeks?

  5. In the words of another military leader: by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Informative

    Admiral Ackbar: It's a TRAP!

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    1. Re:In the words of another military leader: by freemacedonia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hasn't the military been getting people to sign up by blatantly lying to them about what they'd wind up doing once they got in for...ever? Once they get you to sign on the dotted line, it doesn't matter if they told you that you WOULD be smoking pot and playing video games all day. They can put you wherever they need you once you sign. No complaints, no law suits, nothing. Door to door in Iraq or afghanistan. Who knows, you could wind up hacking all day.

    2. Re:In the words of another military leader: by couchslug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's not confuse the "military" with the Air Force.

      Ask a variety Airmen about their jobs. You will get the full range of opinions on their AF experience. None of them want to serve with someone who is unhappy and pissed off. Grumpy co-workers make the workcenter uncomfortable.

      If you are unhappy after enlisting, there are plenty of easy ways to get out.

      "Once they get you to sign on the dotted line," RTFC (Read The Fine Contract) and go in with a guaranteed job.
      Don't go in "General Enlistment",

      Air Force re-enlistment rates are high for good reason. a comfortable career, utterly insulated from the outside economy, interesting jobs (most of them, choose wisely) and tasty benefits.

      There is also a nice carrot at the end. While you can retire with full benefits at 20 years, do a few years over that and you can REALLY retire because of the retirement percentage bumps. I don't have to work again unless I want to, and instead of being 65 I'm in my late forties. ;)

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    3. Re:In the words of another military leader: by jvkjvk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hasn't the military been getting people to sign up by blatantly lying to them about what they'd wind up doing once they got in for...ever? Once they get you to sign on the dotted line, it doesn't matter if they told you that you WOULD be smoking pot and playing video games all day. They can put you wherever they need you once you sign. No complaints, no law suits, nothing. Door to door in Iraq or afghanistan. Who knows, you could wind up hacking all day. Actually, if they really want you, your contract (yes, you *do* sign a contract to join the military) can stipulate the job you are signing up for. It can also stipulate that the contract is null and void if they are unable (for whatever reason) to give you that job.

      I happen to know, because that was the only way I joined. Of course, you have to have the balls to say - "Fine, I quit!" if they don't keep their end of the bargain. But, they don't have a legal leg to stand on if it's in your contract.

      So the moral of the story is: If they tell you you can smoke pot and play video games all day get it in writing as part of your contract. Because you will have recruiters tell people all kinds of things but only what's in writing sticks. Kind of like any other employment contract, no?
  6. not a bad deal really by fearanddread · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People will go for this. Cracking some of the worlds most secure systems from behind the protection of the US goverment? sounds like a pretty cool deal to me.

    1. Re:not a bad deal really by ettlz · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is weapons training day at military camp. The instructor is running through some of the kit trainees will be using. "OK, moving on. The next weapon I am showing you here can be used to devastating effect --- in the correct hands and under the right circumstances. We call it vmsplice_to_user()..."

  7. Yeah, right by Rix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they want us, they can bring us in as civilian contractors. Why would anyone want to take a low paying job they can't quit?

    1. Re:Yeah, right by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Informative

      If they want us, they can bring us in as civilian contractors. Why would anyone want to take a low paying job they can't quit. It doesn't necessarily need to be low-paying. The air-force and navy have been suffering a mass pilot exodus to the commercial industry, so they started implementing retainer bonuses to keep their pilots. There is no reason the military can't do the same for computer guys. In addition, the computers guys don't have to worry about the biggest downside - dying.

      There are perks to being in the military - access to USAA banking and insurance, being able to jump a transport flight to anywhere in the world for free, stay in military housing world wide for a pittance (some of said housing is near resort quality), pension, medical care, etc.

      For the right combination of benefits, it might be a good deal. Of course it would have to be head and shoulders above what they give to the rank and file, but that's the nature of a competitive labor market.

      PS - for you 420 types, there is no drug testing required for a secret clearance, nor most types of top-secret clearances, but they will ask about drug usage as part of the standard questionnaire (along with stuff like defaulted loans, arrest record, etc).
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    2. Re:Yeah, right by Linux+Ate+My+Dog! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are perks to being in the military - access to ...

      Too bad they will throw out around 10% of the most talented computer people right out for not willing to live in suffocating secrecy about their private lives.

      There's a lot of very talented GLBT* hackers out there, and the military will have to crawl into this century with its attitudes if it wants this century's warriors. Else civilian contractors it is.

    3. Re:Yeah, right by Thoth+Ptolemy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As a member of the USAF, here's my take on military benefits:
      Guaranteed housing. Either you're on base for free, or you get housing allowance (Single E4 in DC area = $1300/month).
      Guaranteed food. Either you eat in the chow hall for free, or you get an allowance (~$270/month)
      Guaranteed health care, 100%. Go to sick call/hospital pretty much whenever you need to. Includes dental and optician.
      Guaranteed work. Whether you want it or not.
      Commissary and BX are tax free.
      30 Days of Leave a year plus holidays and weekends. Only 9-to-5 workers get actual weekends and holidays off though, the rest of us (operational AF, operators) 2 and 3 and sometimes 4 day breaks thrown in. Regardless, you still get paid 12 months a year, but can take one of those months off. Or save those days (up to 60).
      Being Deployed has extra benefits. And I'm not sure CyCom would even deploy into a live fire warzone.
      And just being military can have benefits too ($55 lift tickets at Breck, and 15% off food).
      As well as other stuff the above mentioned; Space-A flights for free, USAA, retirement after 20 years (50% of your last base pay).
      And then there's the cool factor of being stationed in Germany or Italy or Japan for 2+ years (assuming CyCom will have shops in said countries).

      AND...if a career field is undermanned, they'll actually give bonuses for re-enlistment equal to Multiplier * Monthly Base Pay * Years of re-enlistment. Multiplier based on how much they need people in the career field. I imagine CyCom fields would be pretty high once it starts rolling, x4 or x5.

      The pay is not too shabby IMO. Base pay is not as high as civilian, but other stuff does go a ways to make up for it (see above).

      Obviously, you can't quit whenever you want to. Contract obligations and all that.
      You also have to maintain a fitness standard. That means a reasonable waist and weight (or BMI) and a decent 1.5 mile run time. Pushups and situps also count, but only for very little.

      It ain't a dream job, but it's been pretty freaking awesome for me. First tour was in Germany, now I'm in DC, next stop; who knows?

      For you "420" types...stay the fuck out of my military. There is a 100% Urinalysis policy. You will be piss tested, you will be caught.

      \obviously i'm biased in favor ;)

    4. Re:Yeah, right by WatcherXP · · Score: 3, Insightful

      22 years in Air force (and counting) here, pretty much spot on there. As for the whole CyberCommand thing, it is 95% public relations stunts at this point. For every "CyberWarrior" there are literally dozens of "AircraftMaintenanceWarriors" and "SupplyWarriors" getting similarly important jobs done on a daily basis without flashy PR and press releases.

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    5. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For you "420" types...stay the fuck out of my military. There is a 100% Urinalysis policy. You will be piss tested, you will be caught.

      Suspicion confirmed. Being in the military makes you an asshole.

    6. Re:Yeah, right by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bullshit! If 10% of geek guys were gay, the Royal Institute of Technology here would be less like a monastery, and more like a seminary.

    7. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      For you "420" types...stay the fuck out of my military. But go ahead and liquor up every night if you want. No liver testing. Woohoo!
    8. Re:Yeah, right by dissy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For you "420" types...stay the fuck out of my military. There is a 100% Urinalysis policy. You will be piss tested, you will be caught. And i for one feel a lot safer knowing that we are protected by people that never smoked up in their life, cuz you know, stoners never did anything useful for anyone or something. /sarcastic

      While I can understand them (or any employer for that matter) requesting you dont come in drunk/high on the job (thus their time), but short of people on call 24 hrs, I cant see any difference between smoking up for a weekend and getting drunk (thus YOUR time), as neither effects your job!

      If my employer asked me to stop drinking milk at home, or to stop buying scotch tape, I would think just as little of them as when im asked to not smoke up at home too.

      And no, I dont smoke (only cigerettes), but hell that could be next if we dont keep them in check now!
    9. Re:Yeah, right by Sir.Cracked · · Score: 2

      Who let the recruiter on here?
      Let me take these one by one
      Free housing: On base is open to inspection by commander at any time. Off base, your supervisor is recomended to "Stop by for a visit to your airmen frequently". Screw that. When the commander let's me check out his house whenever I want, we'll talk.

      Guaranteed food: Food allowance is a joke. Fact is, even with it, most airmen below NCO will qualify for WIC if they have a kid, and you'll USE IT. We're talking below poverty level. Chow hall, excuse me, Space age dining facility, is only open at specific times, and your elementary caffeteria puts it to shame in all but a few places.

      Guaranteed health care: Have you ever had a 19 year old Airman try to clean your teeth? Or take your blood? Or do a damn x-ray? If you join, look forward to it. Healh care professionals? Those are for paying customers, You get the kids.

      Guaranteed work: No argument here. Plenty of that. In fact, you can expect your router config or server maint to be interupted to go clean some toilets, because, even though you're the most qualified computer person, you're the lowest ranking around, and you wouldn't expect TSgt Luddite to go clean a toilet would you???

      Commisary and BX: If you've ever gone to Wal-Mart and said, "Damn, this stuff would be oh-so affordable if it weren't for these blasted taxes", Then these bennies are for YOU!

      I addressed SpaceA and Tuition in an earlier post, check it out if you want, but the short version is, Many obstacles to actualy USE them. Mostly for NCO's and SNCO's. And after 20 years of mindless computer work far from the cutting edge, Forget about getting a real tech job when you get out. Retirement indeed. Base pay per month for an E-7 (a respectable rank) after 20 years? 3,715.50. Can YOU live on 1,857.75 a month?

      And in case you think I didn't get to see exotic places and fun things, I did a long tour in Germany, a Deployment in Pakistan, hops through Turkey and Kyrgistan, a short in Tucson, before leaving. Being overseas is no picnic. Friend getting married back home or relative going into surgery? Well, hope a phone call is enough for you to feel a part of things.

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    10. Re:Yeah, right by Sir.Cracked · · Score: 2

      If you're going to do work for the airforce in any way computer related, Contracting is the way to go. As a disclaimer/disclosure, I got out of the AF in Nov06. And retention bonus? For computer people? Forget it. They just got done with a systematic drawdown of computer people. I made Staff first attempt (For non-mil, This is not easy, as much of your score is determined by time in grade/time in service) shortly before seperating and did better than 97% of peers testing on the career half, but had a CJR over 250 to stay in if I gave a damn (For you non military types, Read that as, "was 250+ on a waiting list to KEEP my own job").

      The point is, they didn't care how good or bad the airmen were they were getting rid of, they just had a target number to hit. My commander was begging me to take on a contracting position with the unit I was with, but I was tired of dealing with the crap anyway.

      Oh, and Perks? Don't get me started. Recruiter types always list them, but then forget to mention the downsides. Free airflight anywhere you want right? Well, no, only where there are cargo routes, which probably Won't include your base, and you have to be already burning leave before you even get on a waiting list to get on one. You think a 2 hour delay in an airport is bad? You can be sitting for days, burning your vacation, as you hope to get on a "free" flight. Their recomendation? Don't be so picky about a destination! Just get on whatever flight has room and go wherever it's going!

      Free tuition? Forget it, you won't have time to use it. Not till after your an NCO at the least, and by that point, you've got a career and you won't NEED a degree. You've got the airforce.

      And about the best clothing benefit I ever got was being stuck in Kyrgystan for a week on my way back from a deployment, and they had North Face gear available from the locals at crazy low prices. But that's not a stricly military benefit, that's just third world fun.

      Plain fact is, as a contractor, you can leave the job at the door when you go home, you can tell your boss that his security ideas are completely fucking stupid without risking federal charges, and if you get tired of the job, you can quit, and it isn't a federal crime. Really, computer people need to be able to speek truth to power, and the military just isn't setup that way. You can tell your NCO that your network is up shit creek, but there's no way that the commander is ever going to hear that news.

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    11. Re:Yeah, right by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 3, Funny

      And that is why people in the military don't drink.

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    12. Re:Yeah, right by ZWithaPGGB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Smoke all the weed you want. Just don't do a job that requires lightning fast reflexes, unclouded judgement, or where the consequences of your being addled are death or dismemberment for people. Pot hangs out in your system for weeks, affecting memory, judgement, and reflexes. All of these are critical in a military context.

      We don't let people with ongoing prescriptions for pain killers like Oxycontin in either.

      I'm all for legalizing drugs. I'm also all for making people bear the consequences of their drug use (instead of being bailed out by taxpayers when they lose everything), and being excluded from certain jobs due to it.

    13. Re:Yeah, right by crimson30 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you wouldn't expect TSgt Luddite to go clean a toilet would you???

      That's where you're dead wrong. Maybe when you hit SMSgt you're safe from that sort of thing, but I see TSgts cleaning toilets EVERY SINGLE DAY (I stick to mopping, personally).

      The real benefits: free medical (though sketchy and ugly at times, it's free nonetheless), pension (hey, it's something), 30-day leave policy (though I once had a duty section where long forecasted leave was denied far more than approved) and definitely TA/GI Bill.

  8. He who lives by the sword.... by syousef · · Score: 5, Funny

    Commander: They did what?
    Lieutenant: They fell down and started rolling around, keyboards in hand.
    Commander: And this was suppose to say what exactly?
    Lieutenant: They were gibbering something about he who lives by the keyboard dies by the keyboard. I think they thought it was funny or clever. You have no idea what the men have been dealing with. These geeks have no social skills whatsoever.
    Commander: So I've heard....and they absolutely refused to perform that first strike.
    Lieutenant: Yes, sir. But it gets worse. They started muttering some inane dialog and sniggering at each other. "Burn the building" and such. We thought they were making threats at first, but then one of them laughed at me for not watching some cult film they all worship. Office Farce or Office Day or something.
    Commander: I told them this would never work. Damn geeks.

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  9. Barn Door: Already Open by jo42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...to win an electronic war with China... To win an electronic, heck any kind of war, all China has to do is to stop shipping electronic and any other goods to the US. After all, that is were all of the stuff comes from these days. Not to mention that most of the corporates have either sold or licensed almost all intellectual property to China in one form or another. Talk about giving a potential enemy all of the sticks they need to beat you over the head with.
    1. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by AndGodSed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was just about to comment on how the words "war with China" is worrying enough in and of itself. Why say things like that?

      Also, China has enough cash on hand to send the US economy into a deep recession, thereby ruining the country before any other steps are taken...

    2. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by dwater · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > I was just about to comment on how the words "war with China" is worrying enough in and of itself.
      > Why say things like that?

      EXACTLY!!

      How about trying to win PEACE with China instead?

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    3. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by rale,+the · · Score: 5, Funny

      > How about trying to win PEACE with China instead?

      I don't think that's the military's job...

    4. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by graymocker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's no question that the US economy is significantly dependent on China, but people often overlook the fact that China's economy is equally dependent on the US. So yes, Chinese national banks keep financing US debt by buying T-Bills and keep our currency propped up by holding enormous dollar reserves, so yes, they could pretty much hit the delete button on our economy whenever they'd like. On the other hand, by doing so they would also be wiping out their own savings... not to mention cripple the primary consumer of their export economy. And that's before we consider what the effects would be on the rest of the First World that China exports to. It's more accurate to say that there's an immense economic interdependence between China and the US, and that a sort of economic Mutually Assured Destruction is at work. That's not to say that our irresponsible economic policy of the past few years has been a good thing, though: we've created a MAD scenario, yes, but China is the only one with a button. In general I'm a Friedman-esque pro-globalization the-world-is-flat sort of person, as economic interaction does strongly disincentive armed conflict. The problem is not with trade or globalization, it's with an economic policy that's allowed national debt to spiral out of control to the point that we've become very vulnerable and fragile traders in the global market.

    5. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed it is not.

      We had plans on how to fight against Britain after World War II. Britain. You know, the limeys? The guys who held out against the Third Reich, and were pretty good allies?

      The military isn't around for love and flowers; the military's there to kick ass and take names. This isn't, "LOL HAY GUYZ WE'RE ATTACKING CHINA!", it's, "Hey, what if we got into a war with China? Yeah, let's figure out a plan so we don't get our asses kicked."

    6. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I don't think that's the military's job.

      Of course it is -- their mission is to protect us. If peace is the better way (say, compared to the shit going on for the past seven years in Iraq), they should just salute and look for the assignments board.

      Why do you think the troops spend a lot of time in Iraq building schools, water purification plants, etc.? When he's president, Obama should just tell them, "Get your asses back stateside and build schools and water purification plants for our own people.

      So far, to take revenge for some 3K deaths in NY, we've sacrificed nearly 4K of our own troops. Never to mention a good 60K to 100K Iraquis. There's a hell of a start -- do you think there's a single family in Iraq which hasn't had multiple members killed by Bushfuck? That bastard has set us up for a thousand generations of hatred and revenge.

      If you think the terrorists haven't won, consider that we're about a trillion into the war, with at least another trillion in future payments for medical and psychological care for our surviving troops and their families. And that's not to count the value our nation will never get back by having these people in productive jobs.

      There never has been and will never again be a project with a better ROI for the perpetrates than 9/11.

      The terrorists will not have long to hate our freedom -- our own government will take it all away on behalf of the terrorists. They won't have to lift another finger, except for the medial digit.

    7. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by jared9900 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think that's the military's job.

      Of course it is -- their mission is to protect us. If peace is the better way (say, compared to the shit going on for the past seven years in Iraq), they should just salute and look for the assignments board.

      The military's job is to protect us by defending us from attacks and attacking our enemies (you know, war). The President and Congress's job is to decide how to protect us. They get to do that by either entering into peace talks with other governments, or declaring war on them. The military only goes to war when the rest of the government tells them to. They are not a separate branch of the government capable of acting independently and unilaterally on the world stage (that's the President).

      Why do you think the troops spend a lot of time in Iraq building schools, water purification plants, etc.? When he's president, Obama should just tell them, "Get your asses back stateside and build schools and water purification plants for our own people.

      Why do you think they spend so much time doing those things? Because the President and Congress (through funding) has directed them to do those things. Look back in time, when my great grandfather joined the army (WWI) he ended up farming (the war was nearing its end) stateside. The military doing civil work like farming and construction projects is nothing new and has been done in the past when a President and Congress directed them to do so. I'm not disagreeing with you here, just not seeing how this contributes in any way.

      So far, to take revenge for some 3K deaths in NY, we've sacrificed nearly 4K of our own troops. Never to mention a good 60K to 100K Iraquis. There's a hell of a start -- do you think there's a single family in Iraq which hasn't had multiple members killed by Bushfuck? That bastard has set us up for a thousand generations of hatred and revenge.

      If you think the terrorists haven't won, consider that we're about a trillion into the war, with at least another trillion in future payments for medical and psychological care for our surviving troops and their families. And that's not to count the value our nation will never get back by having these people in productive jobs.

      There never has been and will never again be a project with a better ROI for the perpetrates than 9/11.

      The terrorists will not have long to hate our freedom -- our own government will take it all away on behalf of the terrorists. They won't have to lift another finger, except for the medial digit.

      And the rest is a rant against Bush and the War on Terror. I'm not disagreeing with you here, but, again, how does this contribute to the argument that the military's job is not war?
  10. Okay, but... by AndGodSed · · Score: 5, Funny

    how would they control the inner geek urge to hack EVERYTHING?

    commanding officer: "Dammit, someone emptied my bank account - AGAIN!"
    second in command: "It's those cyber warfare officers, sir, they keep hacking anything connected to the network"
    CO: "WELL COMMAND THEM TO STOP DOING IT!"
    SCO: "I can't sir, the rerouted all communications through a local brothel..."

  11. Re:At least I know by Vectronic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It doesnt matter how bad the job may be, someone will always apply... but what does their "sorry attempts to recruit" have to do anything with the actual job they would be doing? or even the benifits they may receive for said job?

    I can easily see someone with the "right stuff" applying because of the medical insurance, or maybe even because they hate another country... the military has never really been against that, nevermind the "ladder" effect that such a Job could climb... after 10 years maybe they'd end up being the head of the NSA or something...

    Me personally, i'd be ruled out (instantly because im Canadian) because I'd inevitably faulter and forgo my secret plot to give away their secrets... "tee hee"...

  12. In the air force... by bky1701 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your pointy-haired boss has a gun.

  13. Air Force? by criordan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is the Air Force doing in charge of America's cyber warfare abilities?

    It seems to me that we should have a specialized agency, or perhaps even a military branch, for cyber warfare.

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    1. Re:Air Force? by greyblack · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's because they use wireless LAN. According to rumours, they have placed a huge order for Apple Airport Extremes.

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  14. Re:Those who join will become killers. by rossz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I take it you graduated from Berkeley. Our soldiers, not counting the rare psycho who slips in, do not target civilians. You must be thinking of Hamas and Al Quada who consider babies a perfectly legitimate target.

    Every single soldier I know would be appalled at the very idea of attacking civilians. Every single one of them would refuse an order to do so.

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  15. I cuold already win an electronic war. by Khyber · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Detonate an EMP bomb. Welcome to the stone age, troops, you just lost all of your nav/GPS/FoF systems, and if your vehicles are not hard-shielded, you're screwed.

    If an EMP bomb tested out in the Pacific could affect both Hawaii and Japan coasts, one EMP could effectively cover China. We already have the weaponry to win an electronic war.

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  16. China ? by SomethingOrOther · · Score: 5, Insightful


    China and other potential adversaries.

    I can't be the only dude from the EU who has noticed a slow rise in anti-China stuff on slashdot?

    Do other news sources in the US have this slant? Because looking at it from the outside, it's like the US^H^H^H^H Fox News is seeking a new bogeyman now the cold war is over. Unfortunately some of this is rubbing off on a more intellegent news source like /.

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    1. Re:China ? by n3tcat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not so much anti-china so much as anti-whoever-is-really-hacking-us.

      China is currently #1 on that list. And they are actively recruiting hackers at their own government agencies for this purpose.

    2. Re:China ? by NMerriam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why single out China?


      It might have something to do with the vast majority of attacks on DoD and other US Government systems coming from China (as reported on Slashdot last year). Just a guess, though.
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    3. Re:China ? by Deanalator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I for one think the recent political actions of China are infinitely interesting. While we have been obsessing over fuelling our cars, they have been perfecting the art of information warfare, and they have done pretty well for themselves :-)

      When I worked as head security analyst for my university, every day I fended off attacks from various kids in eastern Europe and Brazil etc. They used basic exploits (poorly), and left logs everywhere, so they were never that much trouble to track down. Every time I get the chance to talk to someone in the military, or ex=military, I ask them about titan rain, and the stories are always the same.

      They bust through network appliances as if they were nothing, land minimal amounts of code on systems they pass through, take what they want, and leave. Of course, this is what any skilled hacker looks like, but the level of persistence, agility, and discipline these people demonstrate boggles the mind. These people do not get excited, do not get distracted, and do not take breaks.

      In general, American hackers are much more concerned about the lulz. Even the ones that do jobs for CIA, NSA etc just do it for fun. They are damn good at it, but the US is far from having cyber assault teams at the level of the Chinese military.

      Disclaimer: Many of my impressions are from strangers, and friends of friends etc. These are all just rumours. Some might be exaggerations, some might be lies.

    4. Re:China ? by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because looking at it from the outside, it's like the US^H^H^H^H Fox News is seeking a new bogeyman now the cold war is over. Unfortunately some of this is rubbing off on a more intellegent news source like /.
      So, in your world, networks which report the news are bad? And your definition of an "intellegent" (nice irony with the misspelling, btw) news wource is one which ignores world events?

      Get a clue. There's nothing sinister about the discussion of the constant Chinese cyber-attacks, and the possible threat from their economic rise. Your complaint is especially galling considering that you're from the EU - I've seen what passes as "news" in your papers when it comes to reporting on US foreign policy. UK and German papers, at least, are so blatantly biased and "looking for a bogyman" that they make Fox News seem fair and balanced.
    5. Re:China ? by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can't be the only dude from the EU who has noticed a slow rise in anti-China stuff on slashdot?

      Do other news sources in the US have this slant? Because looking at it from the outside, it's like the US^H^H^H^H Fox News is seeking a new bogeyman now the cold war is over. Unfortunately some of this is rubbing off on a more intellegent news source like /.

      Ok, I'm American. I'm also an avowed Bush hater, GOP despiser, and I think CEO business criminals should be hung by their short and curlies. I think creatonists are whackjob fundies every bit as dangerous as the whackjob fundie Muslims.I think the Democrats in Congress are enablers, different from the Republicans only in name. I think they are simply two different factions of the Moneyed Party. I feel that our government and business leaders are criminals who enrich themselves to the public's detriment. I heartily agree with the quote "Man will not be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Anyone on the right would see me as a bomb-throwing marxist, possibly an antichrist.

      Ok, that being said, I think China will be our next enemy. One can make a comparison to the rise of Japan in the late 19th/early 20th centuries. Japan was on the way to becoming a world power, saw Asia as a proper sphere of influence, and resented Western efforts to meddle in their affairs. War came because the stupid, conceited, short-sighted and arrogant militarist fanatic dickwads in charge of Japanese society drank their own Kool-Aid, believed their own propaganda, and thought they could take on the West in a fight. They probably could have accomplished their goals of self-determination and control of western influence if they didn't go about it like such arrogant cocks. Instead, they alienated all of the other asiatic nations, plus brought the US into the war in such a fashion as to guarantee total war and a destruction of the Japanese empire. Of course, the imperialism the Japanese wanted to engage in was really no different from the arrogant douchebaggery of the West. We only look like good guys when compared to the inhuman barbarity of the imperial Japanese. They were fucking monsters. At any rate, the West stumbled into this war ignorant and unprepared. Intelligent people saw it coming but they were ignored until it was too late.

      So, what's with China? They're a newborn superpower. The humiliation of occupation by the West still burns for them and they have a long cultural memory. There's a sense of unity and nationalism present in China and they feel they have a destiny to fulfill in the world. This is the kind of energy required for growth and empire-building, seen when the US was young, seen when Britain built her world-spanning empire, etc. The oligarchy in China is full of greedy old men who aren't quite sure how to ride the tiger they've found themselves mounted upon. They want the economic benefit that comes with capitalism but they don't want to give up the tight control provided by a bastardized marxist economy. They want to have their cake and eat it, too. China is rapidly changing from a giant third world cesspool of little important economic activity to a first-rate manufacturing juggernaut. Short-sighted and idiotic American businessmen are happily selling out their nation by sending all the manufacturing to China, living up to Lenin's observation that "the capitalists will sell you the rope you use to hang them with." China is also buying up much of America's foreign debt. Depending on which way this breaks, it could either be seen as utterly brilliant or a total cockup. Holding the debt gives China an enormous cudgel to beat America with. At the same time, without America's markets, they'll have no one to sell their shoddily-made crap to. The thinking might be that China's own domestic markets will grow to the point where they can utilize the production and use that for internal development and growth. But if the US has a financial collapse, China will be like the shopkeeper

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  17. Re:Those who join will become killers. by CannonballHead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not exactly sure if you're referring to just the current or recent wars of the US, or if you're talking about any war whatsoever...

    But what utopia do you live in, may I ask? I'm sorry, but war is sometimes necessary. I'm not defending any particular war of any particular nation, but only saying that war is sometimes necessary. If someone is out to blow *your* country to bits, it doesn't do much good to talk to them or give them a philosophical (and well thought out, too) argument about why killing you would really just incite more killing, etc. There are even people that simply enjoy the carnage.

    As long as life exists, there is going to be anger, hate, and malice; and as long as anger, hate, and malice exist, there's going to be bloodshed.

    I'm all for peace and not war, but it is an unfortunate necessity at some points, in order to save life from those who WANT to destroy it for whatever reasons. It is from those "wanting to be guilty of murder and death" that more moral nations and armies are to protect the innocent.

  18. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You really do eat the propaganda from the military don't you. As the Iraq and other recent Wars has demonstrated there are many ways that innocents get killed, so your intentions or the intentions of the soldiers is irrelevant.

    However, I wasn't just speaking of the innocents. Killing begets more killing. You kill them. They are motivated to kill you. Again your side kills members of their side. On and on it goes.

    The forever war is just what those in power want - which ever side they are on. The only answer is to stop the killing by all those involved using communication and other methods.

  19. Watch out kids! by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Join the USAF, you can hack computers all night and sleep all day"

    "Woohoo! Where do I sign?"

    "Great! Now pack your bags, you're going to Iraq"

    "Butbutbut, that's not what I signed up for!"

    "Too bad, we need people on the ground in Iraq NOW. That's where you're going."

  20. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    War is never necessary except for those who's purpose it serves. For the rest of us - the other %99.9999... war is not necessary. To keep people such as Bush, Saddam, Hitler, Stalin, etc... in power they need wars. War is the best thing that drives their mission. It defines them. It drives them forward. It gives them power. It sucks the life out of everyone though. It is futile.

    You obviously have bought the mainstream propaganda about war. War is all about death and power. Killing others so that you have power. That is evil no matter what side you are on.

    I don't live in utopia. I live in a world at war. Death and destruction everywhere. Indroctrination into the death cult occurs from birth whether it's into the death cult of a suicide bomber in the middle east or the honor macho death cult of the west. They are the same - death to others at all costs.

    Murder, death, kill. There are other solutions and your the one in the dream world if you think that killing is the answer to the problems facing the world.

  21. What will boot camp be like? by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Turning raw meat into the cyberwarriors of tomorrow -- the drill sergeant at Fort Ran:

    ALL RIGHT YOU MAGGOTS LISTEN UP! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU IS A PERFECT SPECIMEN OF WELL-MUSCLED MANHOOD, BRIGHT-EYED,
    NEATLY DRESSED, AND HIGHLY DISCIPLINED. WELL STARTING TODAY I AM GOING TO TURN YOU ALL INTO SLOVENLY, SARCASTIC,
    ANTI-SOCIAL LOSERS! DO YOU HEAR ME SOLDIER??

    Sir, Yes sir!

    NEVER CALL ME SIR! YOU ARE TO SHOW NO RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME MAGGOT?!

    Sure, whatever dude.

    WHAT'S THAT AROUND YOUR NECK SOLDIER??

    It's a tie s..., er dude

    WELL TAKE IT OFF! YOU WILL WEAR T-SHIRTS AND LOOSE SHORTS AT ALL TIMES! IS THAT CLEAR?

    I really don't like people shouting at me.

    DAMN RIGHT YOU DON'T. AND WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE LIKE ME PISSES YOU OFF?

    Uh, replace your desktop with a screenshot and then watch you trying to click on it while I snicker from my cubicle?

    I THINK WE GOT A REAL GEEK HERE! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE MAGGOT? A REAL GEEK???

    I guess so.

    OH YOU GUESS SO? WELL WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU THERE WON'T BE ANY DOUBT! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WILL BE ABLE
    TO LIVE FOR DAYS ON NOTHING BUT JOLT COLA AND DORITOS! YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE THE WARM GLOW OF YOUR MONITOR
    MORE THAN THE LIGHT OF THE SUN! YOU WILL BE ABLE TO WRITE NETWORK PENETRATION CODE IN THE DARK, IN MACHINE CODE,
    USING A MAGNETIZED NEEDLE AND A STEADY HAND! YOU...WILL..BE...WARRIORS!! HOO! HOO! HOOOO!

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  22. they do by Quadraginta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, they do. The military has no problem hiring the very best if they want to. Half the best physicists and electrical engineers I knew at MIT -- and the better half, typically -- went either directly into the military (via ROTC) or worked for defense contractors. Why not? It's where the really interesting physics and engineering was being done, the pay and benefits were great, and you weren't hassled by dumbass marketing suits wanting you to make your product cute or cheap.

    The military wants their tech to work and be way cooler and better than anyone else's stuff, cost to them is no object, and they don't give a fuck what it looks like or whether it "appeals" to the critical 18-25 Facebook demographic. It's going to be painted olive drab anyway, and soldiers will be told to use it, not begged. Fairly ideal working conditions for a really smart technical person, I'd say. The only drawback is the various amounts of bureaucratic bullshit you have to cope with, which tops the level in a good private firm.

    Anyway, I've never heard of a good technical job in the military or one of its prime contractors, or one of the defense-associated national labs, not drawing a huge raft of top-notch applicants. It's agencies like the EPA which pay terribly, have hideous civil-service and union rules weighing them down, and which, frankly, involve boring and outdated technology, which end up desperate to hire even third-rate people.

  23. Let's hope they're not like these guys... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Funny
    http://en.tiraecol.net/modules/comic/comic.php?content_id=223

    Guy: It just arrived in the mail: I've been accepted in the U.S.A.'s Hackers Elite corp...
    Other guy: No way!
    Guy: Geeze, I'm going to learn so much: Data interception, a darn bunch of encryption... can you imagine the level of the guys attending these lectures?
    Other guy: You'd better review your strong encryption knowledge...

    (A week later...)

    Teacher: And in the window labelled "create nuclear crisis", simply select the country from the drop-down menu...
    Student: What's a drop down menu?
    Guy: :'(
  24. Re:Those who join will become killers. by DCBoland · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Communication and other methods? I'm amazed such naive idealism was modded up. There are always going to be competing interests, and the voice of violence is the loudest of all.

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  25. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, the voice of violence is very loud since it's a very easy solution. For sure the politicians and military are quick to resort to violence. That is why they need to have their power checked and revoked. Now of course this only works across the planet so it will take time. It also doesn't solve the problem with those that take up arms without being governments.

    Solving issues like gang violence and the violence of the mafia are similar. While you might think that they are at a smaller scale they are essentially the same, except for scale.

    Anyone who chooses violence to solve a problem - except in personal self defense - IS the problem and not the solution.

    The cultural shifts needed are many.

    It isn't about idealism, it's about moving towards a planet where murder, killing, death and power over others are unacceptable solutions for all human beings everywhere.

    There are many steps that you need to take in your deprogramming from your cult of death. If it's acceptable for you to kill someone then it's acceptable for them to kill you. Where we need to get to is that it's unacceptable for anyone to kill anyone for any reason.

  26. Re:At least I know by Daengbo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I bet a lot of guys who are not anarchists would jump at the chance to work with NSA-style tech. Think about someone who's into cryptography and then think about what htey'd be doing for this group. I know the AF isn't the NSA, but plenty of my SINGINT buddies in the AF, Army, and Navy were tasked out to NSA. That's where all the cool intel happens.

    I got stuck humping radios for a living.

  27. Come to the Dark Side - We have Cookies! by billstewart · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Thinkgeek T-Shirt...


    Good luck getting geeks to move to Barksdale Louisiana - nearest major town is Shreveport, and it's about 3 hours from Dallas, 5-6 from New Orleans. They may be building a big shiny building, but if they want to hire geeks, they'd have a lot better luck locating this at Livermore Labs or Moffett Field or somewhere around Boston or NYC.

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  28. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 2, Funny

    Must fight... urge... to feed.. troll.....

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  29. Re:Those who join will become killers. by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Human society is based on violence. What you're suggesting is that we all just stop being human. Good luck with that.

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  30. How the military secures computers by billstewart · · Score: 3, Funny
    I used to share a lab with an ex-Navy guy. His basic description of how the different military branches "secure" a computer was like
    • The Army sends a bunch of guards armed with automatic weapons to make sure nobody steals the computer.
    • The Navy ties the machine down with netting so it won't bounce around during shipping, tightens the screws in the rack, coils the cables neatly and attaches them with cable ties.
    • The Air Force cuts a purchase order to buy another one.
    Our lab was _much_ neater once Dave got there - plus he did a good job on router ACLs, installing OS patches, etc. :-)


    You'd think the NSA would be more involved in this kind of thing, but usually when I hear about people getting funding for cyber warfare boondoggles as opposed to computer security, it's the Air Force.

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  31. Re: Those who join will become killers. by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if the Mongols come around burning your people's villages and raping their donkeys, you shouldn't take up arms against it?
    Well that would make you just as bad as them, wouldn't it - after all, two wrongs don't make a right.

    I'm sure they'd listen to reason and realise what jolly bad chaps they are, if you presented your argument in the right way. It's not like they're barbarians or anything, their culture is just as valuable as yours and who are you to judge?

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  32. Re:Those who join will become killers. by jd_esguerra · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The only answer is to stop the killing by all those involved using communication and other methods.

    Like appeasement? Or bribery? Or lying to avoid conflict? Or global adoption of your philosophy? How do you plan on convincing people to not want "your stuff" or to not want you dead or worse? Are you going to inform them that it is hurtful?

    I'll suggest that communication alone may never bring peace, because communication does not address disagreement at the philosophical level. It just defines the boundaries of the disagreement.

    You really do eat the propaganda from the military don't you.

    Way to communicate. I'm sure your patience, empathy and understanding will bring love and peace to /. in no time.

    Oh wait, maybe I misinterpreted that statement as being condescending. Either way, maybe you should consider improving your communication with people you do not agree with.

    God I love irony.

  33. Re:At least I know by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was obviously a joke - but I'm not faulting you since you probably don't have any experience in humour.

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  34. Re:Question for the air force by piemcfly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obligatory good will huntin rant: Why shouldn't I work at the NSA? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot at it. Let's say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, something no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break, and I'm real happy with myself cause I did my job well. But maybe that code is for the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East, and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding. Fifteen hundred people I never met before, never had no problem with get killed. So now the politicians are saying 'Send in the marines to secure the area,' cause they don't give a shit, it's not their kid gettin shot at, just like it wasn't them when their number got called cause they were off pullin a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Soutie over there takin shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find out that the plant he used to work for got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass has got his old job cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, my buddy realizes that the only reason why we were over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. So, obviously, the oil companies used the little skirmish to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. So they're takin their sweet time bringin the oil back, of course, maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and frickin play slalom with the icebergs. It ain't too long before he hits one of 'em, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now, my buddy's outta work, he's walkin to all the job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is givin him chronic hemeroids, and he's starvin cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the

  35. Re:At least I know by Technician · · Score: 5, Interesting

    But don't they realize that people smart enough to do their hacking are also smart enough to see through their sorry attempts to recruit them?

    Count me in that group. Before you laugh, It wasn't the Air Force, but Navy. I went through the Advanced Electronics program. In six years, I got training (ISCET Certified) experiance, and no student loan. It gave me a head start in the recession in the 1980's when nobody was hired without experiance. I passed plenty of college grads into the field due to the education and experiance. I basicaly had a Geek job while in the service. I never carried a pack, seldom used dress blues, etc. Most times it was work attire and keep your haircut and shoes in shape. In the late 1970's I was working with a PDP11. Not too many schools in the 1970's had one you could learn. I qualified on a sidearm, but never was assigned one.

    Don't knock geek training without a student loan.

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  36. Re:Youngster.. by Technician · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Only the old-timers will remember the days when we used spooky coloured one-character-at-a-time terminals,

    No, old timers remember ECL logic card computers driving a Mod 28.
    http://railroad-signaling.com/tty/tty.html

    Were were really impressed when our first dot matrix KSR showed up, the DEC KSR Keyboard Send Recieve unit arrived.
    http://www.recycledgoods.com/item/15910.aspx

    A few years later, we got our first screen display.

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  37. Re:Youngster.. by c6gunner · · Score: 4, Funny

    He said "old-timers", not "petrified fossils".

  38. Re:At least I know by smilindog2000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I forget where I read the article about military trained CEOs... apparently, they kick butt on Wall Street vs we college geeks. Lots of theories were stated... but when a guy can work for a seriously screwed up organization, be given screwed up goals and sorry resources, and still succeed in motivating his men and accomplishing the important goals... well that seems to translate real well into succeeding as a CEO in Dilbert land.

    I've got a real soft spot for the Air Force (my Dad flew F102s, and is the guy in the official F102 post-card). Too bad there's no low impact way of helping out, kinda like the Army Reserve, but for geeks.

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  39. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Human society is based on violence. What you're suggesting is that we all just stop being human. Good luck with that. If violence really is what defines us as humans, then yes, we'd better stop being human.
  40. My Keyboard by d3m0nCr4t · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Keyboard (The Creed of a United States Cyber Command)


    This is my keyboard.

    There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

    My keyboard is my best friend. It is my life.

    I must master it as I must master my life.

    My keyboard without me is useless. Without my keyboard, I am useless.

    I must type my keyboard true.

    I must type faster than my enemy who is trying to hack me.

    I must hack him before he hacks me. I will...

    My keyboard and myself know that what counts in war is not the keys we type,

    the noise of our modems, nor the trojans we make.

    We know it is the hacks that count. We will hack...

    My keyboard is human, even as I, because it is my life.

    Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

    I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
    its sights, and its barrel.

    I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

    I will keep my keyboard clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

    We will become part of each other. We will...

    Before God I swear this creed.

    My keyboard and myself are the defenders of my country.

    We are the masters of our enemy.

    We are the saviors of my life.

    So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.


  41. Re:Those who join will become killers. by blahplusplus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "War is never necessary except for those who's purpose it serves... war is not necessary."

    This is incorrect, looking at ACTUAL history, those who've had the wealth, arms and power were one in the same, an they use fear of punishment to keep their power. We don't have the worker rights we do without our ancestors having fought employers (businesses), and against land owners (slavery), war is ABSOLUTELY necessary to gain your freedom and change society for the better in many instances, just look at the US government passing telecom immunity bill, that shit would not happen if an army of americans was going apeshit and destroying property, but most americans are too passified and too ignorant to understand their rights, easily lied to and mislead. Many things have never come without bloodshed. All wars are in the end mental in nature, an interest vs an interest, whether it be cultural oppression, or oppression based on resources.

  42. Re:At least I know by somersault · · Score: 2

    I don't see how 'hating another country' could really be healthy in any circumstance. Maybe hating the leadership of the country, or perhaps certain cultural practices, but hating the country itself just sounds like racism to me. Who joins the military just because they want to act out on their racism? Eww.

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  43. Re:At least I know by Vectronic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I never said I condoned the practice... but it is a well used practice, most prolificly during a war (major or minor) how many people join up because "I HATE THOSE F'N COMMIES!!!" It is War after all, which always envolves (at least the intent of) killing, and who is willing to kill people they dont hate? Soldiers are just civilians with weapons.

    And sure this specific job is for the most part intelligence gathering/tampering... its still just another means to the end of outflanking your enemies, which as harmless as it may appear is still effectively terrorism, they are "attacking" other countries "computers", which inevitably means those countries will retaliate.

    The Government is there to (try and) "Keep The Peace" the Military is there to kill them when that fails...or at best, threaten to kill them...

  44. Just what we need by houghi · · Score: 2, Funny

    A BOFH with access to the red button.

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  45. Re:At least I know by daspriest · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I still don't know how they are going to make this work. The military is very SOP (Standard Operating Procedure) driven. Can't imagine someone trying to hack by SOP, and if they deviate from the procedure, getting smacked down for it, even if the deviation from procedure is a better method.

    Then the approvals, and officers sticking their 2 cents in every second.

    Don't see it working well unless they truly allow for a different methodology in this "command"

  46. Re:At least I know by cordsie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know the AF isn't the NSA, but plenty of my SINGINT buddies in. . .

    I tried being one of them. Couldn't stand the the constant interruptions from the colonel.

    Oh wait...
  47. Re:Youngster.. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I worked for a gentleman that was a Captain in the Navy. This guy was older than dirt, but surprised the hell out of me with how computer literate he was. He was fit, active, intelligent and an adept computer user. You might say so what, there are lots of older people who are in shape, intelligent and know their way around the keyboard.

    He was 94 years old when he passed on and taught me plenty about computers. He was already 33 years old when ENIAC was unveiled. He was working until his last days because he enjoyed it so much. Perhaps the amusing part was at the funeral we had remind ourselves that we were shocked at his death at 94 due to his clear mind, and active lifestyle. If you met him, you wouldn't have thought he was a day older than 70. I'd say if someone is shocked at your passing at age 94, then you probably were doing it right.

    Certainly a fossil, but far from petrified.

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  48. Re:At least I know by Technician · · Score: 5, Interesting

    All other things being equal, do you think a Bachelor's degree would be worth it when I already have military experience and a CCNA certification?

    Many employers look at military as at least a Bachelor's degree and are able to start you at a late apprentice level. I went right to Journeyman when I got my ISCET Journeyman certification. Many places have HR departments that understand Military is compressed specialty training. This is valuable in the technical fields as you didn't spend half your time in liberal arts classes. I still have no college sheepskin, but I am working as an engineering technician in R&D. If I went for the sheepskin, I could easly gone on to a full engineer. So yes, depending on your goals, the degree is worth it. Challange as many classes as possible so you don't waste your time.

    At the time I got out of the service, my goals were to be stable in unstable times. (1981) Engineers were often hired to fix a problem or complete a project and spent the rest of the time looking for work. (remember the 1980's where engineering degrees would get you a job flipping burgers? I never worked in fast food ever.) I liked the hands on tech stuff, so instead of persuing money, I picked a field where I could play and get paid for it. I never had the 9-5 blues. For steady work, I worked repair in high end audio/video. It was cutting edge, new and ever changing. Later I worked a contract to do 2 way Motorolla trunked system repair/programming and service. On the side we had a contract to keep a local radio station on-air. I got to fix the transmitter after it took a lighting hit. It was a little spooky working with the 5KV 10KW power supply. It was interesting and varied work for someone without a degree. There is a lot of work for someone with proper military training. Any extra certifications you get is a bonus. For me it is low voltage and broadcast. I finaly got an offer to move into R&D and I have been here since.

    It always pays to keep on learning. You can easly pick up side stuff. I am building a home recording studio (On Linux). On another front, I'm using much of my tech training to move into theatratical lighting. I have a current project on the side designing the lighting system for a new church. I have convinced them to ditch the set of light switches by the door and go with a proper dimmer pack that talks both wall stations (so the janitor can come in any door and turn on the lights) and talk DMX-512 so the lighting director can run all the specialty luminares along with the house lights from the lighting desk/soundboard workstation. Part of the job it to establish the load requirements. The pastor had no idea why I wanted at least 2 20 amp circuits minimum to each truss. Part of the job is customer education. People skills are a must. Instead of $20 wall dimmers, the advantages of a $3,000 dimmer pack and $250 wall stations needs to be explained. It comes as a shock when they learn 2 20 circuits isn't going to run a dozen Par 64 fixtures and the 12 house light fixtures take 8 100 watt bulbs each. (500 to 1,000 watts each fixture) It's fun work. If you get the right training, you can get paid for playing, but you gotta have a skill someone will pay you for. The more you know, the more you are worth.

    I can name 5 different 12 channel 2400 watt/channel wall mount dimmer packs by 5 manufactures that will do wall stations and mix with DMX-512 and the advantages of each and which need an option board to enable it at additional cost. I know on single phase power they require a 120 amp 240 volt circuit for each pack. Know your stuff and you will be valuable. Keep learning. DMX-512 didn't exist when I started. Now it is part of what I do.

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  49. Re:Youngster.. by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

    My dad is in the mid 70's You mean he wears flared trousers and likes early disco music?
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  50. Re:At least I know by dAzED1 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    yeah, that's why a big motto in the Marines was "improvise, adapt, and overcome."

    Do you really think wars are fought with your "SOP?" Only football games are that organized. There are methods of communication between members of a fire team/squad/platoon, and clear authority lines, that allow them to behave during combat in a way that looks organized...but the fact is, the military is far far more clear than the civilian world on the fact that the enemy (whatever form he takes) is not following procedures, and thus you can't either. The system is very much tolerant of people making spot decisions, shifting to what is occurring, and etc. Are there guidelines? Certainly - none which would hamper a hacker, however.

    Somehow, I get the feeling your idea of the US military has either limited scope because you were only exposed to very-low-ranking members of the military. Keep in mind that if someone is highly skilled in an industry, they generally come in as either Warrant Officers, or fully commissioned officers. Alternatively, you just flat out think wars are fought like they were in the 1700s - people standing in nice neat little lines, moving along like pieces on a chess board. That never flied here; we tore apart the British when they did that, and we didn't. Catch up.

    Will there be junior positions associated with the group? Certainly. But the meat of the folks - the folks that are now being actively sought out - are those that will fill officer and warrant officer ranks.

    //was just a lowly 0311 grunt when I was a kid, myself...now, not so much

  51. Re:Those who join will become killers. by CFTM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I invite you to take the propaganda IV that is currently feeding nonsense directly in to your bloodstream out! The sad thing is, you don't even realize that you've been indoctrinated just like those of us in "the cult of death" but there is a fundamental difference between our indoctrination and yours: namely ours is the product of four billion years of evolution and yours is the product of some naive ideologue who asks questions like "Why can't we all just get along?".

    Violence and life go hand and hand since day one; when the supply curve is surpassed by the demand curve violence is the outcome. This happens in every single walk of life; go to the oceans and it happens there. Go to the african plains and it happens there. Go to the amazon rain forest it happens there.

    Even you madam or sir, are a product of this "cult of death" because you see at some point in the chain of life that lead to the birth of you, there was an ancestor of yours who had to fight over resources. Their ability to win, through the prism of 'the cult of death' has allowed you to be here today.

    You want us to evolve beyond the cult of death? Go invent fusion power, and maybe then we'll have the ability to alter the nature of existence for all seven billion of us on this planet so we too can join your "cult of life" but until resources are even and ubiquitous this will never happen. Me, I'm going to go live in the real world, have fun in fantasy land.

  52. Re:At least I know by kent_eh · · Score: 2, Informative

    That explains it...

    I work for a telecom company in Canada, and every time I encounter American techs (at training, or vendor staff) they all have some military background.

    I was beginning to think everyone in the USA was formerly in the service.

    I wonder if the current military reality in the 'states is having a negative effect on recruitment of techies who want the same deal as you got, without the risks of getting dead on the other side of the planet?

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  53. Re:At least I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Too bad there's no low impact way of helping out, kinda like the Army Reserve, but for geeks.


    How about playing with the United States's largest shortwave radio network? The Civil Air Patrol is available. Check out a local unit and tell them what you are interested in. BTW, Civil Air Patrol is the civilian auxiliary of the Air Force.

    http://cap.findlocation.com/
  54. Re:At least I know by chuckymonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I with you man, I spent four years in the Army as an intel joe. I never actually did my job though, I spent all of time working with a very expensive and critically important satcom system. I kept the commercial hardware in that system running through two 1 year deployments, broken AC units, dirt, dust, rough weather, shaking, jostling, and generally piss poor conditions. I designed the ACE 2000 system as my leadership called it when I wasn't keeping the system running and managed all the storage needs that we had. All this on my own knowledge and constant learning which I have never stopped doing. Now I work in Aerospace working on the big FC SAN systems, Big Iron servers, massively parallel processing environments, and large scale virtual environments. I'm also thinking about a job that is Senior level storage administration which has better pay and better hours so that I can finish my Comp Sci degree, all before I'm 25.

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  55. Re:At least I know by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "I would apply... the job market is pretty weak where I am anyway.

    As an aside, I could use the medical insurance...

    Plus military experience never hurt, where do I sign up?"

    Well, also, think about it. If you like hacking/cracking into systems, these days in the civvy world, if you get caught, you're in serious trouble with fines and possible jail times.

    You do it for the military against other countries, and you've probably got carte blanche to do as you please on foreign systems....no law problems, etc.

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  56. Re:Electronics techs can be sent into harms way .. by budgenator · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually you can quit up to 180 days without any legal repercussions, you don't get an "Honorable", but a Entry level separation (ELS), that isn't a big deal anymore either. On the 181st day a lot of veteran's benefits kick in and it's difficult to get out without a General Discharge, but it's possible to get a hardship discharge that avoids the bad papers of a General Discharge. After your military obligation is fulfilled you can then just resign, but that's a serious action.

    Generally the contract will be fulfilled if they give you the training you want, assign you to the duty station you want and your in a unit that uses your Military Occupation Specialty. If the 1SG in the unit decides your a better asset doing something your pretty much SOL.

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