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Giant Sheets Of Dark Matter Detected

Wandering Wombat writes "The largest structures in the universe have been, if not directly found, then at least detected and pounced upon by scientists. 'The most colossal structures in the universe have been detected by astronomers who tuned into how the structures subtly bend galactic light. The newfound filaments and sheets of dark matter form gigantic features stretching across more than 270 million light-years of space — three times larger than any other known structure and 2,000 times the size of our own galaxy. Because the dark matter, by definition, is invisible to telescopes, the only way to detect it on such grand scales is by surveying huge numbers of distant galaxies and working out how their images, as seen from telescopes, are being weakly tweaked and distorted by any dark matter structures in intervening space.' By figuring how to spot the gigantic masses of dark matter, hopefully we can get a better understanding of it and find smaller and smaller structures."

231 comments

  1. So ... by supun · · Score: 4, Funny

    is it 1x4x9?

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    1. Re:So ... by ROMRIX · · Score: 1

      Just guessing here but if it conforms to standard building code it would be 4x8x1/2... not sure of the scale though.

    2. Re:So ... by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      So naive to believe that the ratios end there...

      (probably misquoted from 2001)

    3. Re:So ... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's 1x4x9 + 6, obviously!

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    4. Re:So ... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, it's just the walls of the Universe. The simulation uses a 32 bit number to handle the coordinate system, so it needed to fit within 2^32 light years. I told God he should have used a 64-bit processor, but he complained that they were too expensive back in 1970. I bet he's kicking himself now, eh?

    5. Re:So ... by elcid73 · · Score: 1

      Beautiful. I'm going through Clarke's books again and that's the first thing I thought of as well.

    6. Re:So ... by ArAgost · · Score: 0, Redundant

      ...which yields 42. (This one was for moderators that quite didn't get it)

    7. Re:So ... by Salsaman · · Score: 1
      is it 1x4x9?

      No, but if you map out all of the dark matter, it forms the words "We apologise for the inconvenience".

    8. Re:So ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now we just gotta figure out if the walls are set to wrap, bounce, or destroy. As anyone who's played SpaceWar can attest that one feature changes quite a bit about how the game is played.

    9. Re:So ... by dintech · · Score: 1

      If you think that's bad, wait 'til you see this. We only have 30 years left!

  2. dark matter by hellfish006 · · Score: 1

    now I can finally get some fuel for my ship

    1. Re:dark matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now I can finally get some fuel for my ship No, ordinary dark matter doesn't work according to the superdupersymmetric string theory. You need neutron encrusted steamming hot dark matter for that.
  3. feels like dark grits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you know the rest

  4. Heh by TheLink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Given that > 90% of the stuff out there is not even made of the same stuff like us - in the great scheme of things we are:
    a) Interesting
    b) Not interesting
    c) Both (don't you love quantum superpositions ;) )

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    1. Re:Heh by KublaiKhan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interesting or noninteresting to -whom- exactly?

      It's really probably just a point of view issue. After all, should there be 'dark matter organisms' of some kind, they'd be most likely supremely uninterested in the likes of us for anything other than curiosity value. However, we're rather interesting to us, being as we -are- us and we tend to be somewhat self-interested.

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    2. Re:Heh by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      should there be 'dark matter organisms' of some kind, they'd be most likely supremely uninterested in the likes of us I disagree. We'd be interested in dark matter organisms for more than just curiosity (although that's what it would look like at first). Establishing trade, etc would all be of supreme interest to us; why wouldn't it be for them?
    3. Re:Heh by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      What would we trade, exactly? Information's all I can think of (provided we had a way to communicate, anyway)--after all, it's not as though we can interact in such a way as to trade any sort of material goods, is there?

      Though I suppose we could outsource telemarketing....

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    4. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      trade in _what_ exactly? it's not likely, given the nature of interactions between matters standard and dark, that we need and value similar things

    5. Re:Heh by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Unless I'm mistaken (and I often am), dark matter interacts with itself equally well as it interacts with regular matter, so there's a good chance we'd be able to use what they have and vice versa.

      Besides, even if we were just able to trade information that would be a worthwhile endeavor.

    6. Re:Heh by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      What'm I going to do with something at that scale, though?

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    7. Re:Heh by Sethus · · Score: 1

      Well... I wouldn't say we're interesting. And certainly *Not* interesting. So I guess my answer would be that we are the complete absence of interestingness. The line between ying and yang.

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    8. Re:Heh by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but it would look GREAT in my crapper... I mean, crappiere.

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    9. Re:Heh by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Funny

      d) harmless
      e) we won't know until "they" open the box
      f) mostly harmless

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    10. Re:Heh by Mr_Freedownload · · Score: 1

      What have we got to trade? we can barely support our own planet.
      Until the term "third world" no longer exists we have nothing to trade.

    11. Re:Heh by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      We're a condom?

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    12. Re:Heh by Enlightenment · · Score: 1
      Okay, so Stephen Baxter came up with this idea already. Read _Vacuum Diagrams_. His idea is basically that since we can interact gravitationally, that will likely form the basis for contact.

    13. Re:Heh by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty silly question, and hardly insightful. We are, as a species, interested in all kinds of things that aren't very similar to us. Why wouldn't there be interest in something that is completely alien - not even made of the same kinds of matter as we! - the study of which might yield all kinds of interesting bits of knowledge?

      We have people who spend lifetimes studying the works of mediocre poets from 500 years ago, are you seriously suggesting that there wouldn't be an interest in dark matter life?

      While it's certainly not possible to say with any certainty that dark matter life would be interested in us, given that the all "intelligent" species we know of so far show some evidence of curiosity, it's probably not unreasonable to imagine that alien life - even non-baryonic life - could be curious about us.

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    14. Re:Heh by brianwgray · · Score: 1

      And here I was under the impression that when you come in contact with the dark matter object you're trading it and you annihilate. Maybe I just haven't had enough experience with dark matter...

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    15. Re:Heh by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      True enough that there are people who study all manner of things, and I'm not trying to imply that there would be -no- interest in dark matter life--but I'm questioning how wide this interest would be. After all, mediocre 500-year-old poets are only interesting as either a means of studying linguistics, the history of literature, or trivia--so too would dark matter life be really only interesting to biologists, physicists, and the perennially curious, I should think--unless there was some reason why the Great Unwashed would be interested that I've not thought of?

      Keep in mind, no matter how fascinating you find a given subject, it's kinda hard to make a living doing it unless you can get enough other people interested to support your studies monetarily.

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    16. Re:Heh by spun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dark matter isn't antimatter. Antimatter isn't dark. Dark matter only interacts with regular matter (including regular antimatter) through gravity.

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    17. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps we will trade the third world for another cheesecake factory. I'm tired of waiting for 2 hours at the current one.

    18. Re:Heh by Ana10g · · Score: 1

      Well, technically, the original definition is no longer valid. The term originated during the cold war to describe countries not directly involved... The first world was the US and her Allies (NATO, western Europe, Japan, etc), the second world was the Warsaw pact (USSR, etc), and third world included all those which were not first or second world nations.

      Now, that being said, I believe the intent of your statement was to say that, "until we have no poverty, and everyone on this planet lives a happy, satisfactory, want-free life, we have nothing to trade". Well, unfortunately, the world doesn't work that way. Sure, we could just give everyone all they'd ever want or need, but the consequences of doing so are pretty dire (and almost too many to list). Foremost among them would be the destruction of the non-third-world economies, as all extraneous resources would be devoted to the gift giving. At which point, there's nothing left to give, and everyone starts starving again.

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    19. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone is interesting in some way. If only 1 person in the world was uninteresting, that in itself would make him or her interesting.

    20. Re:Heh by jedrichards · · Score: 1

      yeah, that's pretty much correct. the whole point of dark matter is that it's simply something we can't yet see or directly measure. it's not be confused with something like anti-matter (which definitely has fundamentally different properties to normal matter), and it's not really useful to talk about it in terms of dark matter vs. normal matter. for all we know dark matter could simply be vast amounts of non-luminous normal matter, that we can't directly observe, but can only in-directly measure via it's effect on luminous matter, for example gravitational lensing or rotational velocities of galaxies.

  5. King size? by KublaiKhan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So now that they've spotted the large ones, perhaps they can get the queens and twins as well. Dark Matter would probably be a great seller amongst the goth/emo crowd--after all, once you've painted your walls black and gotten black carpets, it wouldn't do to have "My Little Pony" sheets, would it?

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    1. Re:King size? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I found a picture of the dark matter! Or... well hell it might be a black hole. Oh wait...

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  6. Let me be the first to say by QuantumFTL · · Score: 3, Funny

    Take that MOND!

    Soon all your adherents will have to move to studying a crazy theory that can't disproven, like String Theory!

    1. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your adherents are belong to us?

  7. What if.... by EntropyXP · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What if it isn't dark matter at all? But the Universe actually bending? I read a description of the universe expanding like a snail building its shell... it doesn't expand in all directions infinitely but instead curls on itself like a snail shell.

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    1. Re:What if.... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Informative
      > What if it isn't dark matter at all? But the Universe actually bending?

      But that's exactly how it's being treated by physicists. Here are the very equations that physicists use to described the bending of spacetime by matter, dark or not.

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    2. Re:What if.... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Or it could just be gravity seeping in from another dimension/brain/membrane/whatever.

    3. Re:What if.... by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0

      I'll shoot an even more obvious one at you. What if instead of a huuuuuuuge cloud of magical invisible matter bending the light on the way here, there's a single brown dwarf a billion times closer bending the light and we can't see it. And if you're going to say that wouldn't be enough mass, if two of them are just out of the line of sight and both bend it, it would have a similar effect as a huuuge cloud of matter further away.

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    4. Re:What if.... by cnettel · · Score: 1

      Unless we can say, observe objects that are measured to be closer than these sheets, but farther away than you hypothetical brown dwarfs, that are not affected. (hint: I would find this quite likely)

    5. Re:What if.... by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

      In other news, lens makers find it increasingly hard to make perfectly precise lenses for telescopes. Lenscraftsman man is even quoted as saying, "Slightly wonky lenses can lead to slightly wonky images".

    6. Re:What if.... by Goaway · · Score: 1

      And?

  8. I hear Hot Topic are already interested by Channard · · Score: 1

    Sheets of Dark Matter? I guess that's this season's goth clothing range sorted out then. Just when you thought it couldn't get any blacker than SuperBlack

    1. Re:I hear Hot Topic are already interested by techpawn · · Score: 0

      Just when you thought it couldn't get any blacker
      As soon as they find something that's the blackness of an emokid soul we're all set...
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  9. The Universe's Cytoskeleton? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if dark matter is the supporting structure of the universe, kind of like a cell's cytoskeleton?

  10. Three times larger? by amstrad · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Virgo Supercluster is 200 million light years in diameter. And I'm sure there are large superclusters known.

    1. Re:Three times larger? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's not really "One structure", though... it's a lot of small structures close together. A big pile of sand isn't the same as a big sheet of glass.

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    2. Re:Three times larger? by TheEmptySet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's a good philosophical question though. When is a collection of things (say atoms, bricks and mortar, etc.) a thing and when is it just lots of things? Deep down atoms don't come anywhere near touching each other to make molecules and larger structures. I myself am just a collection of tiny dots floating in space a long way from each other.

    3. Re:Three times larger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine a Beowulf...

    4. Re:Three times larger? by Nullav · · Score: 1

      How about...close enough to stick? Sure, everything has a great deal of empty space, but my hand hasn't disintegrated yet. (Though now I'm wondering if this means a huge block of ice counts as a single structure while liquid water doesn't.)

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    5. Re:Three times larger? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, atoms interact strongly with eachother, to the point that homogenous iron can withstand forces in excess of a thousand times it's own weight. A school of fish, which is more accurately comparable to that cluster, is not one BIG fish... it's a bunch of small fish all hanging out in the same area, and although they are close together, it would be quite easy, compared to the size and mass and force of the group, for them to be pulled apart.

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    6. Re:Three times larger? by Ardipithecus · · Score: 1
      "The Great Wall, sometimes more specifically referred to as the CfA2 Great Wall, is the second largest known super-structure in the Universe (the largest being the Sloan Great Wall). It is a filament of galaxies approximately 200 million light-years away and has dimensions which measure over 500 million light-years long, 300 million light-years wide and 15 million light-years thick." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Wall_(astronomy)

      The Sloan Great Wall is not a real structure, rather an observational artifact, so the CfA2 takes it. No disrespect to the dark matter, or as they like to say, "the real universe"

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large-scale_structure_of_the_cosmos

    7. Re:Three times larger? by khallow · · Score: 1

      The virgo supercluster appears to have just as much structure as these dark matter filaments. As I see it, we're comparing piles of sand to each other. Or more accurately, we're comparing one sand heap made of two types of sand.

    8. Re:Three times larger? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      So the giant sheets of dark matter are actually 'small chunks', thousands of light years apart? I missed that part of the article. If you could point it out, I'd appreciate it.

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    9. Re:Three times larger? by Kabuthunk · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's not a sheet of glass, but do you say "those kids are playing in a sandbox" or "those kids are playing in a million, trillion grains of sand"?

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    10. Re:Three times larger? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Of course not... it's a sandbox. It's a box, full of sand. It's being used collectively, rather like "cluster". That's how our language works.

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    11. Re:Three times larger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just say (loudly, from my back porch) "Get out of my cactus garden you crazy kids!"

      I shake my fist some too, just for effect.

    12. Re:Three times larger? by filterban · · Score: 1

      It's widely known that gravity is the weakest of the four major forces (strong nuclear, electromagnetic, weak nuclear, and gravity). And, presumably, gravity is the only thing that's holding the Virgo supercluster together.

      However, the Virgo supercluster has a whole lot of mass and a whole lot of gravity - enough to keep those galaxies in a cluster. Gravity is all that's keeping our solar system and our galaxy together, and they're considered considered structures in TFS.

      Therefore, the Virgo supercluster should be considered a structure, and (unsurprisingly) TFS is incorrect.

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    13. Re:Three times larger? by Copperfield · · Score: 0

      Well quite frankly that's all you are. That's all anything is.

      Matter is made up of a bunch of smaller structures (atoms) close together. Even atoms themselves are made up of even smaller structures bundled together, and I suspect the smaller you get, you will find the pattern continuing.

    14. Re:Three times larger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, go ahead and try to pull apart the Virgo Cluster.

    15. Re:Three times larger? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Well, I gather they're subatomic particles that interact through gravity and possibly the weak force. So there's less structure to them than there is to air or a nebula.

    16. Re:Three times larger? by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 2, Funny

      When is a collection of things (say atoms, bricks and mortar, etc.) a thing and when is it just lots of things?

      As the venerable sage, Grover, taught us all so long ago... "Near!" *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* "Far!" *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* "Near!" *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* ...

      It all depends on one's perspective.

    17. Re:Three times larger? by Inzite · · Score: 1

      Not if you staple them together.

    18. Re:Three times larger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the cluster of fish is not a structure, but the fish itself is, then what about earth?
      What about our solar system? The milky way? The local cluster?

      What exactly is known about this dark matter when it comes to whether or not it's accurate to describe it as one structure?

    19. Re:Three times larger? by jafuser · · Score: 1
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  11. Sheets and Filaments by TheEmptySet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So we are to understand that dark matter, acted on only by gravity, forms sheets and filaments? We know very well what shapes distributions of particles form over time with only gravity acting on them and they look a lot like galaxies and very little like sheets and filaments. Can anyone clear this up for me?

    1. Re:Sheets and Filaments by KublaiKhan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Kind of an odd thing to do, isn't it?

      However, galaxies also form 'sheets and filaments' at extremely large scales, as well; presumably, should these folks figure out how to find smaller structures, they should look somewhat more familiar.

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    2. Re:Sheets and Filaments by JustinOpinion · · Score: 5, Informative

      First, remember that the distribution of dark matter and ordinary matter are, actually, pretty similar (we find galaxies accumulated along the dark matter filaments, and at smaller scales see dark matter concentrated into galaxies).

      Second, my understanding is that dark matter (whatever it is) must be fairly weakly-interacting. The normal matter that we see aggregating into stars and galaxies interacts with itself (the particles bounce off each other, exchanging momentum, and also they repel each other at very short distances). This interaction, in addition to gravity, dictates the shapes we see for ordinary matter.

      Dark matter doesn't interact strongly (with matter, and presumably with itself), so it aggregates differently. Imagine a cluster of dark matter that is being gravitationally collapsed: as the particles get closer to each other, instead of bouncing off each other (and thereby e.g. transforming their large-scale kinetic energy into heat), they 'pass through' each other (actually just pass by each other without scattering). This means that the matter will aggregate differently (the dark matter particles will mutually gravitate and orbit, but can't coalesce).

      I'm painting a simplistic picture, but the point is that there are some fundamental differences about how dark matter interacts, versus ordinary matter. I believe the filamentary structure itself is an artifact of the universe's inflationary epoch, where massive expansion has amplified small-scale quantum fluctuations into the very large-scale distribution we now see.

    3. Re:Sheets and Filaments by KublaiKhan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It may be possible that dark matter interacts normally with itself, but its weak interaction with what we can see makes the problem of resolution difficult.

      If I were feeling particularly sci-fi, I'd probably call it something like 'gravitational bleed-over from close neighboring dimensions'.

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    4. Re:Sheets and Filaments by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 5, Informative
      > We know very well what shapes distributions of particles form over time with only gravity acting on them and they look a lot like galaxies and very little like sheets and filaments.

      No. When we try to predict the large scale distribution of matter using simulations we get filaments.

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    5. Re:Sheets and Filaments by canipeal · · Score: 1

      "So we are to understand that dark matter, acted on only by gravity, forms sheets and filaments? We know very well what shapes distributions of particles form over time with only gravity acting on them and they look a lot like galaxies and very little like sheets and filaments. Can anyone clear this up for me?" It's fairly simple to explain, the darker the matter--> the sweeter the juice.

    6. Re:Sheets and Filaments by LionKimbro · · Score: 3, Informative

      More than just simulations -- if you look at the SDSS data, you can clearly see the filaments. Mitaka is a good way to see a summary of the data on a PC; Switch to launch mode, and then zoom all the way out. You'll see the filament form as you get closer to the present (the center,) and see things more homogeneous at the edges (in the past.)

    7. Re:Sheets and Filaments by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right. But it's important to show that theory and observation are in agreement here: both give you filaments.

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    8. Re:Sheets and Filaments by pavon · · Score: 1

      believe the filamentary structure itself is an artifact of the universe's inflationary epoch Dammit. That was a pretty picture, but now when I look at it all I can see are universal stretch marks :P
  12. pounced upon? by Numbah+One · · Score: 5, Funny

    so the scientists are lol cats? Oh, hai drk mater! i pownse on u!

    1. Re:pounced upon? by spun · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Dark mater cat is DARK!

      I can has cosmic string?

      Proof of dark mater? We has it!

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    2. Re:pounced upon? by Himring · · Score: 1

      oh n0z! sed t3h drk materz. r g4l4x3is r t3h m3ltz!...

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    3. Re:pounced upon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lots of scientists are lol cats, remember Schrödinger's lolcat? I can has superposishun?

    4. Re:pounced upon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im in yur slshdots modin u dwn

    5. Re:Pounced upon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you don't know many people who devote their lives to science, kitten costumes aren't that far outside the scope of possibility.

    6. Re:pounced upon? by spun · · Score: 1

      I'm in yur meta mod, takin away yur mod points.

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    7. Re:pounced upon? by rasputin465 · · Score: 2, Funny

      so the scientists are lol cats? Oh, hai drk mater! i pownse on u!

      haha. I can has Nobul Pryzze?

    8. Re:pounced upon? by IMightB · · Score: 1

      U guys R all twats, now I have to clean taco meat from my keyboard....

  13. The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by jameskojiro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The whole rubber sheet of space time analogy is wrong, it is missing something.

    Current analogy of space time:

    Take a rubber sheet and stretch it out over a frame and drop a bowling ball and marble and drop them on it, they push down and those dents are gravitation fields in space-time.

    New more correct analogy:

    Take a swimming pool and fill it all the way to the top with water. THEN, stretch a rubber sheet over it and seal it so that no water leaks out. Then put your bolwing ball and marble on it. Draw a line running between the bowling ball and marble, and take that cross section, note that the bowling ball and marble behave the same way at close distance like they do above, but when they are a opposite sides of the pool there is a slight "repulsive" effect. We call that Dark Energy! This repulsive effect also can help stick objects together applying a "pressure" against all the other objects, hence "Dark Matter". This effect will also affect light waves moving past it, hence gravitational lensing.

    I'll take my Nobel prize now!

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    1. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Scientists never get invited to pool parties... you're just making them feel bad now.

      Makes a lot of sense, though.

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    2. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by jameskojiro · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh almost forgot the water pressing back upwards is like the way space time relieves the stress of having massive objects concentrated in one area. You press down on one area of space time and space time bulges out in another more distant area. It is like the packing dilema try putting 1000 ping pong balls in a box that can only hold 999, when you put int he last one and force it in, it will push another one out.

      If you took all the matter in the universe and spread it out evenly, it would put the same "pressure" against space time, like a uniform sheet or membrane, make a large enough disturbance and all that matter will start flowing to one area and the sheet will stretch till it hit the bottom of the pool and rebounds, hence the Big Bang.

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    3. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by TobyRush · · Score: 4, Funny

      Scientists never get invited to pool parties...

      And there's good reason. I grew up in Los Alamos, NM, and the best part about doing our swimming merit badges at the county pool was having the dad of one of the scouts -- a LANL physicist -- come early to pick up his son. He'd have all of us at the shallow end of the pool, and he'd be standing there holding a pendulum. Based on the pendulum's swing, he'd either yell "jump in!" and we'd all jump in simultaneously, or "get out" and we'd all get out simultaneously. After doing this for four or five minutes, the entire pool was sloshing back and forth, spilling over onto the deck on each end, getting everyone's towels wet if they weren't on the bleachers.

      We thought it was awesome. The lifeguards didn't.

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    4. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      This is very true... I destroyed an above-ground pool that way when I was younger (sort of like the YouTube of the guy bouncing in the middle of the pool, only this one tore itself apart before I got NEARLY that high...)

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    5. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by JustinOpinion · · Score: 5, Informative
      The "rubber sheet" analogy is imperfect, but I don't think your revised analogy is correct.

      Draw a line running between the bowling ball and marble, and take that cross section, note that the bowling ball and marble behave the same way at close distance like they do above, but when they are a opposite sides of the pool there is a slight "repulsive" effect. We call that Dark Energy! "Dark energy" doesn't mean that normal matter is repulsive at large distances. Ordinary matter is always gravitationally attractive towards other ordinary matter, at all scales. Same for dark matter (whatever it is). "Dark energy" is, in fact, a "negative pressure" that pushes on spacetime itself, causing the universe to expand (and moreover gets stronger and stronger the lower its density becomes).

      If dark energy sounds counter-intuitive: it should! Of course we don't really know what it is (yet), but the experimental evidence available thus far does not suggest that matter is repulsive at large distances, but rather that "something" fills spacetime and exerts an expansion force that is inversely proportional to its density.

      This effect will also affect light waves moving past it, hence gravitational lensing. Just to be clear: gravitational lensing also has nothing to do with dark energy... and nothing to do with dark matter specifically. Any source of gravity (ordinary matter, dark matter, etc.) will deflect the path of light rays (the effect is small but measurable). Thus gravitational lensing is a great way to determine the "amount of mass" within a volume of space. When that mass is correlated with brightness, we say it's ordinary matter (stars, etc.) and when that mass is correlated with seemingly empty patches of space (dark), we call it dark matter.
    6. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by kilo1 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, the water analogy makes much more sense!

    7. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      More of a rubber sheet over sealed water pool.

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    8. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Dark Energy could also be seen as an anomoly in space time rather than something with substance or some wierd particle of the leaking through of a higher dimension.

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    9. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by EntropyXP · · Score: 0

      So in your analogy, is a blackhole like a drain at the bottom of the pool? Gravity so strong that even the "water" (dark matter) gets sucked in as well?

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    10. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by VultureMN · · Score: 2, Funny

      For proper Slashdot credit, transform your analogy so it involves a car.

      You have 10 minutes.

    11. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link for this? I looked up "guy bouncing in the middle of pool" and couldn't find anything.

    12. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by tmosley · · Score: 1

      I would say that the rubber sheet analogy still holds, because there are two forces working on the sheet. The first is gravity, which is attractive at all distances (the balls on the sheet still create a path of least resistance between each other). The other force is that of the displaced water pushing up everywhere on the sheet evenly. At close distances, gravity wins, while at great distances, dark energy wins.

      I would be interested to see if this analogy holds further and shows that the universe is in fact stretched across some sort of fluid so as to act in this way.

    13. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by j-stroy · · Score: 1

      Nice description! Similar to the 3 blind men and the elephant.. Anyhow, hope I get this right, what you are describing is what I've heard called a scalar field. That is something like atmospheric air pressures, measured at many points. Despite the fact that there is no original vector forces, motion (wind) is created through the differences in the scalar values. So the implication is that space-time is under some sort of static tension. The question then is what things affect that tension and whether there is regional or temporal variance.

    14. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by gregstumph · · Score: 0

      This is something I've been thinking about for a while myself (not trying to say I thought of it first, just that great minds think alike!)

      Instead of your rubber sheet stretched over the pool metaphor (which I like, by the way), I was thinking more along the lines of gravity being viewed as a standing wave. Using the bowling ball on the rubber sheet again, in the original analogy the bowling ball pulls the sheet down from an initially flat state, and all movement of the sheet (gravitational attraction) is down. In the "standing wave" version, the bowling ball sits in the trough of the gravitational wave (the sheet is pulled down), and the peak of the wave causes the sheet to rise slightly above its initial position (gravitational repulsion), at some distance away from the ball. The wave fades rapidly over distance, such that the initial trough (centered at the mass that is creating the wave) is much larger than the first crest, which is much larger than the next trough, which is much larger than the next crest, etc. At local scales, you'd never detect the crests. And of course, the standing gravitational wave propagates away from the mass that created it in three dimensions.

      Both analogies (sheet stretched over the pool, and standing wave) describe the same idea, I think.

    15. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Scientists never get invited to pool parties...

      It must be their rubber fetish.

    16. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Wow, what a great way to teach kids about resonance. That's amazingly awesome. =)

    17. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, so you got this car, see, and it's flying around the moon... what? You people don't have flying cars yet?

      Well sorry guys, you're just too primitive to understand REAL physics. Come back when you figure out where you're going to keep all the necessary penguins.

      What? You don't even know about the penguins? Shocking! You'll never reach lightspeed the way you're going.

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    18. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      How about my particular layman's fantasy that a normal slashdotter would call a "theory" (it isn't and you all know it)

      Spacetime is curved. So if you go far enough you'll come full circle where you started. All the matter in the universe is expandig outward, around the curve, until it comes back around itself in the "big crunch". The "big bang" is just all the matter in the universe bouncing.

      So do I get my award?

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    19. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by kylemonger · · Score: 1
    20. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the GP, but could be this one: Big wave, small pool

    21. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      I've always preferred the 'rubber pants' metaphor myself. When put on a skinny guy, if there's not enough bulk on him to account for the bulges, it must be dark matter.

    22. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now we just need to figure out how to pump or otherwise agitate the water beneath the sheet so we can make the marble move around the bowling ball in a way that we want it to. Would be neat if we could make the membrane sheet go upwards instead of the natural downward tendancy.

    23. Re:The Rubber sheet analogy is WRONG!!! by cavebison · · Score: 1

      That's an intriguing thought.

      So basically you're applying Conservation of Energy to gravity, which the old rubber-sheet analogy doesn't do. In your analogy, the "water mass" under the rubber sheet is contained and conserved, making for a completely different (and more complex) set of interactions between points of gravity.

      Kind of like two people sitting on a water bed, compared to two people sitting on a trampoline. The dynamics are completely different. And I don't just mean socially.

      Another question follows on from that.... is the "water mass" the carrier of "waves" between gravity events? Think of dropping a mass next to another mass on the "trampoline" analogy. Do the same on a water bed - bouncey bouncey - gravity waves go back and forth between the masses. I guess this would apply on a trampoline but to a much lesser degree. But I'm probably playing way too much with the analogies now. Suffice to say experiments may be thought up to determine which is the more accurate picture.

      Anyway, very interesting.

  14. Thread Count? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what's the thread count on these sheets? And no weaving multiple superstrings at a time to inflate the number please...

    1. Re:Thread Count? by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

      42. Carry on.

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  15. Pounced upon? by winkydink · · Score: 1, Funny

    WTF? Were the scientists wearing kitten costumes?

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  16. How can they tell this is caused by Dark Matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they're seeing a slight lensing of distant objects and putting this down to dark matter? At those distances does the dark matter move enough to alter the light that much? I would have thought that even with adaptive optics, this would be within the margin of error of our own atmosphere's lensing.

  17. When LOLcats attack by eviloverlordx · · Score: 1, Funny

    We r in ur universe, messin with ur drk mattr sheetz.

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    1. Re:When LOLcats attack by EntropyXP · · Score: 0

      Invisible sheetz of drk matterz

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    2. Re:When LOLcats attack by syrinx · · Score: 1

      mai dark mattr sheetz, let me show you them

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  18. Re:I love it... except I don't by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    I don't mind no usage of the word "theory" on Slashdot or in the scientific press because the audience is likely to be familiar with the topic and know that it is not a "fact".

    But you are right, the Discovery Channel is mainstream and should definitely point out that the theory is controversial, and that observational support for the theory is just now trickling in, an no one has any idea what the heck it even IS.

    Then again, this is a channel that regularly runs silly supernatural phenomena shows.

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  19. Re:I love it... except I don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet you still came here and read it anyway. Even commented on it.

    I guess severe nausea doesn't necessarily stop someone from being a complete douchebag after all.

    If you're on Slashdot looking for facts, you're on the wrong website.

  20. Re:I love it... except I don't by FUD+spreader · · Score: 0

    Misinformation makes you angry. When you tell me you want to puke after you walk in on your mom giving your dad (what I later learned was called) the rusty trombone, THEN I feel sympathy for you - not before.

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  21. Re: Interesting / Not interesting / Both by gnick · · Score: 3, Funny

    I typically consider myself Interesting, but I never really know for sure until mod points are assigned. Occasionally, I'm Funny, Insightful, Informative, or Overrated... Sometimes all at the same time!

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  22. Xenu! by Zephurus · · Score: 0

    Aha..so that's where Xenu is hiding...call Tom Cruise, quick!

  23. Re:I love it... except I don't by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Then again, this is a channel that regularly runs silly supernatural phenomena shows.
    Yeah, but in that genre, ironically, the sillier they are, the less stupid they are. In the limit of a bunch of cranks making fun of people who believe in ghosts being the just about the least stupid possible "ghost hunting" show.
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  24. Re:I love it... except I don't by nacturation · · Score: 1

    I love it when all these theories get presented as fact. What? Are you trying to these theories don't exist? :)
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  25. Exciting Stuff.... by MrKane · · Score: 0

    ...I assume dark matter/energy will make more sense if and when we can unify the relativity & quantum theories?

    I say this only because dark matter is "seen" by it's effects on other particle due to it's gravitational properties,
    not it's electromagnetic properties, ie, light doesn't interact directly with it, hence "dark".

    ...come on LHC, give us the HiggsBoson damn you! ;?)

  26. Re:How can they tell this is caused by Dark Matter by orclevegam · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I would have thought that even with adaptive optics, this would be within the margin of error of our own atmosphere's lensing. I was kind of thinking the same thing. Seems like if they're seeing distortion then occam's razor would tend to dictate it's coming from the instruments used to do the measuring. Of course, if they can prove the distortion isn't being caused by the instruments, or other interference, they still need to prove that some other known property doesn't explain the distortion.
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  27. It May Be Dark... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    It may be dark, and it may be matter, but it's clearly pretty darn transparent to light and other electromagnetic frequencies we are observing.

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    1. Re:It May Be Dark... by kalirion · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Could be just a bunch of black holes. Size to mass ration is pretty small, so you could easily miss them.

  28. Re:I love it... except I don't by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    rusty trombone Ouch. Kind of turns around the phrase: "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?", doesn't it?
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  29. Re:How can they tell this is caused by Dark Matter by Big_Breaker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You are throwing up your hands WAY too soon and crying occam's razor.

    Atmospheric distortions are not consistent over time or different locations and those distortions do not "lense" like gravity does. Also standard astronomic technique is to have someone confirm your results with a different telescope, in a different part of the world.

    It may not be dark matter, but it's not a smudge on their mirror either.

  30. Journal Reference by phizix · · Score: 4, Informative

    The journal article is available at http://dx.doi.org/10.1051/0004-6361:20078522

  31. You forgot spacetime dragging. by Tatarize · · Score: 1

    Before covering it with the rubber be sure to have a bunch of friends jump in and run around in a circle to create a whirlpool effect like what might easily be seen if you had the vast majority of galactic mass swirling around in a galaxy.

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  32. Giant what? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Giant invisible sheets of what the fuck? So are we like in the Kingdom Hearts universe now where different sections of the universe have an invisible separating barrier between them and Goofy lives somewhere in the next galaxy?

    1. Re:Giant what? by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Yay, I guess instead of going to "pretend DisneyLand" in Florida, we can make a space ship and go to "REAL Disney Land"!!!

      I wanna shoot bambi while I am there and exploit their cartoony resources, I will do a better job wrecking the place because i will be less of a cartoony villian and more of an effective villian like Bill Gates.

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    2. Re:Giant what? by Shados · · Score: 1

      Shit. So now the universe is copyrighted by Disney. Freagin great. They'll probably start working on getting copyright extended to billion of years now, so they can milk this for all its worth.

  33. Re:How can they tell this is caused by Dark Matter by JustinOpinion · · Score: 2, Informative

    The evidence for gravitational lensing is much stronger than that. In the most extreme images, we can actually see multiple images of a single source. In this image, there are four copies of the distant quasar because of the lensing of the closer galaxy (center of image). Even though gravitational lensing is a fairly small effect, given the massive distances we're talking about, the deviations are readily measurable.

    Also, many of the measurements come from Hubble images, for which there is no atmospheric turbulence to deal with (atmospheric effects also average-out over a fairly short period of time, and though they decrease resolution they are easy to differentiate from astronomical sources of distortion).

    The error bars are small enough that we know the light from distant sources is being deflected. The simplest explanation is that there is a cluster of mass between us and the source, whose gravity is deflecting the light.

  34. Wow... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    This is as close to making it up as Physics has gotten in a while. Feh.

    Really, I'm waiting for the face they find on one of the sheets.

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  35. Holly? is that you? by russ1337 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because the dark matter, by definition, is invisible to telescopes.....
    Reminds me of a certain Red Dwarf episode (obviously discussing Black holes instead of Dark Matter):

    Holly: Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?
    Rimmer: But five of them? Five massively collapsed stars, millions of miles across. How could you miss them?
    Holly: It's typical, isn't it? You wait three million years with nothing, then five come along all at once.
    1. Re:Holly? is that you? by Ragzouken · · Score: 1

      Five specs of grit on the scannerscope!

  36. Re:How can they tell this is caused by Dark Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are throwing up your hands WAY too soon and crying occam's razor.

    The same way the scientists are crying dark matter.

    It may not be dark matter, but it's not a smudge on their mirror either.

    The point being that it could be any number of other things.

  37. Re:How can they tell this is caused by Dark Matter by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
    > I would have thought...

    What does "I would have thought" have to do with anything? Have you actually performed the calculations to work out how much lensing you'd expect to see from atmospheric effects and compare that with gravitational lensing?

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  38. cool by Madcapjack · · Score: 1

    Cut out a couple of holes and you've got a cool Halloween costume.

  39. Gravity, it is wrong by sweetser · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or at least our current mathematical description of it is wrong. We cannot explain how disk galaxies spin. We cannot explain how the big bang happens without the magic fairy dust for inflation. Now we have a large wall of dark matter. Oh, and there is dark energy for galaxy acceleration. One more thing, we cannot quantize our approach to gravity.

    These are the reasons I work on a rank 1 field theory for gravity. For the details, read as much of this thread as you like: http://physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=87097 This is a LONG thread, more than 36k views, I make learn things along the way. Right now I am trying to find derive the Maxwell equations, and then the unified field theory, instead of using tensors. Quite a bit of fun. I have never had to write so many partial differential equations in my life.

    Doug

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  40. the Shadows in Bablyon 5 ... by peter303 · · Score: 1

    are real!

  41. Alternatives sound way more realistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Or am I the only one who finds the whole Dark Matter thing too 'exotic'?


    Thunderbolts of the Gods


    The Electric Sky: Donald E. Scott


    The Electric Universe


    Electric universe/plasma cosmology ftw~

    1. Re:Alternatives sound way more realistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Also very interesting:


      How the Sun really works

    2. Re:Alternatives sound way more realistic... by huckamania · · Score: 1

      Quickest way to get modded down is to present an opposing point of view.

      Science is like an All-Star Game. The longer you've been top dog, the more likely you'll keep going to the show. Even after your skills decline and your only good for half the game and there's some rookie having a good year. If you try to bring up the rookie in a conversation, you'll get lots of blank looks and indignation to dare compare that new guy to the seasoned pro.

      You want your theory to get respect, it either has to keep putting up the numbers year after year or be a Lebron and crush the competition from day one.

  42. But not Europe, do not colonize there by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Did someone say "Monolith" ?

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  43. Damn! by Mandovert · · Score: 0

    Who showed them my bed?!

  44. Re:How can they tell this is caused by Dark Matter by AJWM · · Score: 1

    Right, these are definitely externally-caused aberrations.

    But these "filaments" obviously aren't dark matter, they're warp-drive starship wakes (you know, the reason why the Federation imposed a Warp 5 speed limit).

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  45. Am I smarter than a Scientist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, you are not. Damn that's the dumbest thing I've read on Slashdot in a while. You aren't a physicist, okay? Don't pretend like you have any idea what you're talking about. Don't assume that you know more than Ph.D.s who've been studying this shit for decades. They've seen the effects in all directions around us, you saying there's brown dwarfs hiding out in all directions? Just shut up, you're making Slashdot a stupider place with your very presence.

    1. Re:Am I smarter than a Scientist? by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0, Troll

      Go back to your cave, troll. Astronomers prove themselves wrong every day. They make up imaginary rules and theories with no basis and then bitch when they get proven wrong. Remember the recent "no planet can be X distance from a star if it's over a certain mass" rule that someone pulled out of their ass? There was absolutely no reason for anyone to think it was true other than the fact that they hadn't seen it yet so they assumed that was some astromonical law. And as seen in slashdot recently, they were proven wrong. That's like me saying dolphins don't exist because I've never seen one and then oh crap, there's a dolphin, I guess they do exist.
      Here's how theories like this get created. Some scientist makes up the most outrageous, far out, ridiculous theory to explain something they've witnessed in space and they're the one that gets the coverage and the book sales and the documentary contracts because that's the most entertaining. Logically they should just go with the simplest explanation. If you look at any part of this particular load of crap, you'll notice that there's holes all over it. What they witnessed was light's path being warped...that's it. So from that, the simplest explanation must be a giant cloud of an undiscovered form of gravity inducing matter in the middle of nowhere that's bigger than a galaxy? Give me a break! Light passing over a what 250 million lightyear cloud super far away will look identical to light being warped by a way, way closer object like a black hole or brown dwarf and that's way more likely. It's all basic trigonometry. And yes, it can be happening from multiple directions at once. Here's another thinker for you. How can they tell that X galaxy's light is being bent so it appears to be 5 degrees off from it's real location if they don't know it's real location because they can't see it? For all they know, the light isn't even being bent by gravity and it's warped or disrupted (or whatever they witnessed) another way.

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  46. Simulation error by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You joke, but consider if the universe were a simulation -- quantum mechanics makes a lot more sense in term of a simulation. Things like spooky action at a distance become lazy evaluation. Quanta become memory locations, variables. And so on. Quantum mechanics is easy to simulate.

    But how does one simulate gravity? It has to propagate in every direction at the something like speed of light or else -- god forbid -- information could travel faster than light. The whole concept of gravity, that every individual particle affects however slightly every other particle, is not possible to compute directly.

    Now suppose the universe were simulated as a sparse matrix. Each cell could contain a gravity component that stored the aggregate gravity force from each of a certain number of directions (perhaps expressed as several point masses). Depending on the number of directions this would give highly accurate simulation at a small scale, where error is absorbed as noise, while being computable for the overall universe as a whole. However the error would magnify over great distances due to 'floating point' type errors accumulating.

    What if what these people are seeing as dark matter is not matter at all, but simulation error. Perhaps even dark matter is related to a sparse simulation of the universe where intervening space is approximated by invisible masses that gravity affects but nothing else does. These mass would act to consolidate cells in the matrix to reduce the overall memory requirements.

    1. Re:Simulation error by zmooc · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but simulation error could also explain the mismatch between the theory of general relativity and quantum mechanics.

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    2. Re:Simulation error by Bobb+Sledd · · Score: 1

      "Aw, shucks... you guessed it! Now I have to stop the simulation and start over."

      -God

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    3. Re:Simulation error by teslar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You joke, but consider if the universe were a simulation -- quantum mechanics makes a lot more sense in term of a simulation. Things like spooky action at a distance become lazy evaluation. Quanta become memory locations, variables. And so on. Quantum mechanics is easy to simulate. But how does one simulate gravity? It has to propagate in every direction at the something like speed of light or else -- god forbid -- information could travel faster than light. The whole concept of gravity, that every individual particle affects however slightly every other particle, is not possible to compute directly. Now suppose the universe were simulated as a sparse matrix. Each cell could contain a gravity component that stored the aggregate gravity force from each of a certain number of directions (perhaps expressed as several point masses). Depending on the number of directions this would give highly accurate simulation at a small scale, where error is absorbed as noise, while being computable for the overall universe as a whole. However the error would magnify over great distances due to 'floating point' type errors accumulating. What if what these people are seeing as dark matter is not matter at all, but simulation error. Perhaps even dark matter is related to a sparse simulation of the universe where intervening space is approximated by invisible masses that gravity affects but nothing else does. These mass would act to consolidate cells in the matrix to reduce the overall memory requirements.
      That always gets me. People assume the universe is a simulation (unprovable in my opinion) and then proceed to explain a very small subset of physical phenomena in terms of computations they understand. Where does this idea that the Universe simulator would work anything like our computers come from? Consequently, how does the assumption that the Universe is a simulation help in any way given that it is unknown what computations give rise to it?

      Another way to look at it: Every time a physicist describes a new effect with a formula, he has in fact given you a (mathematical) simulation of this effect. But that does not mean that this effect is a result from a simulation in the first place. And just because it is possible to think of a computational implementation that might behave similarly to an observed effect (which is a crude way of describing it mathematically if you can't do the maths) doesn't mean it is the result of a computational implementation in the first place. Assuming the Universe is a simulation does not add any insights, so why bother?

      Also kinda reminded me of that old joke... An engineer thinks his equations are an approximation of reality but a Physiscist thinks reality is an approximation of his equations (meanwhile, the mathematician doesn't care....).
    4. Re:Simulation error by jgarra23 · · Score: 2, Interesting


      But how does one simulate gravity? It has to propagate in every direction at the something like speed of light or else -- god forbid -- information could travel faster than light. The whole concept of gravity, that every individual particle affects however slightly every other particle, is not possible to compute directly.


      If your hypothesis is correct then we wouldn't know the answer to this because we are not the ones running the simulation & whoever is obviously has technology & knowledge greater than our own hence, it would be possible to compute gravity directly in every known situation. This would also fit the rules of quantum physics in that you can either know the state or position of things but not both since the simulator would be using this OR clause to save memory and/or processing capability.

    5. Re:Simulation error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your world frightens and confuses me

    6. Re:Simulation error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > "Aw, shucks... you guessed it! Now I have to stop the simulation and start over."

      "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable."

      "There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

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    7. Re:Simulation error by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Why would you assume that some alien race would make a simulation that was nowhere near their own physical laws? Seems like that would be the best starting place for me - I mean, simulations are generally made to test theories about the real world, and how can you test theories about the real world if you simulation obeys completely different laws? Now, having made that assumption, our choices on how to build computers are probably fairly limited. And, of course, they may have programmed our technology into the simulation as well, so really, it's quite reasonable to assume our computers work the same way the simulation's do.

    8. Re:Simulation error by Urza9814 · · Score: 3, Funny

      My god. We're all just a game of Spore!

    9. Re:Simulation error by oGMo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've always thought that if the universe were a simulation, things like the double-slit experiment could be explained in terms of breaking the simulation. You don't actually want to simulate every particle in the universe, so edge cases (like a single photon) end up breaking down.

      I'm not a physicist, but I am a programmer, so that's why these things seem to make sense, I guess.

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    10. Re:Simulation error by Hatta · · Score: 1

      But how does one simulate gravity? It has to propagate in every direction at the something like speed of light or else -- god forbid -- information could travel faster than light. The whole concept of gravity, that every individual particle affects however slightly every other particle, is not possible to compute directly.

      Um what? How is that any harder than electromagnetism? It also travels at the speed of light, and every charged particle affects every other charged particle however slightly.

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    11. Re:Simulation error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um what? How is that any harder than electromagnetism? It also travels at the speed of light, and every charged particle affects every other charged particle however slightly. Exactly! And all that's needed for anti-gravity is to paint a surface black and stand behind it.
    12. Re:Simulation error by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Quantum mechanics is easy to simulate. Oh good. Somebody better let the Lattice QCD guys know that the game is up. We now know that what they are doing is actually easy, so they can stop pretending they need supercomputers, grant money, and years of research to get any results. Matter of fact, let's just forget them. It's so easy we might as well do it ourselves!</sarcasm>

      On another note, you might want to check out this rubric I found for evaluating the quality of a new scientific theory. I think you'd score very highly!
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    13. Re:Simulation error by GryMor · · Score: 1

      Your effectively arguing mysticism here, specifically, sympathetic magic of the "As above, so below" sort. It is contraindicated by our own simulations, such as Life that have no similarity with our own physics but produce interesting results. An sentient living in a 'Life' universe has no means of testing our universes quantum physics, even if though they could, in theory, come up with the idea and test it's internal consistency.

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    14. Re:Simulation error by SETIGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quantum mechanics is easy to simulate. [yoda] Tried have you? [/yoda] If it's so easy, can simulate a single atom for me? Let's say a Beryllium atom of the most common isotope? Compute the exact energy levels of all of the electrons, and all of the electronic transitions. Now compare them to measured values and tell me again how simple it is to simulate quantum mechanics.
    15. Re:Simulation error by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, but that's a rather basic simulation. How many complex physics simulations have we created that don't obey the physical laws of our own universe? I can't see any point in using a supercomputer for something that has no bearing on anything that actually exists in our universe. While it is true that they may not be using a supercomputer, I think if you somehow cataloged all the detailed simulations we have created, the vast majority would follow our physics.

    16. Re:Simulation error by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      "Abort, Retry, Fail?" was the phrase some wormdog scrawled next to the door of the Edit Universe project room. And when the new dataspinners started working, fabricating their worlds on the huge organic comp systems, we'd remind them: if you see this message, always choose "Retry."

      -SMAC

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    17. Re:Simulation error by da+cog · · Score: 1

      Actually, as someone who's field is simulating quantum systems, I can tell you that the opposite is the case. "Spooky action at a distance", known in the field as "entanglement", means that in order to simulate a quantum system you need an amount of information that grows exponentially with the size of the system.

      To see what I mean, contrast classical coins with "quantum" coins. If you want to see whether a set of classical coins is fair, you can test each one separately, since the probability of any particular outcome is the product of the probabilities associated with each coin. By contrast, "quantum" coins could have the property that they will all agree on "heads" or "tails". If you just looked at each coin separately you'd conclude that the set is fair, but it's not fair since the coins will always all get the same result. Other weird states are also possible, like having one and only one outcome be *impossible*, or having all the coins agree that only one of them will be "heads". So for quantum coins, your only recourse is to always flip all of them at once, and then keep track of the number of times you see each of the 2^N possible outcomes.

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    18. Re:Simulation error by GryMor · · Score: 1

      Really? So all those weather simulations follow QED? The majority of supposedly physical models are gross approximations of both boundary conditions and the internal structure of the model that are only moderately accurate for making predictions about the behavior of a system one level up from the grid's scale, and are computationally prohibitive two levels up to the point where to even get the boundary conditions of the model you have to already know what the high level emergent behavior of the real system is. Heck, even protein folding models are staggering simplifications, we just run them enough times with enough noise that we can identify interesting molecules for further study.

      I'd argue that thanks to gaming and mathematical explorations, decidedly non physical (even to the level that CFD can be said to be physical) models are the norm rather than the exception.

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    19. Re:Simulation error by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "But how does one simulate gravity?"

      i believe you might want to ask John Carmack

      I can't recall which engine introduced gravity simulation, but i know that at some point they came up with some quick code and map settings that could alter the rate at which people fell, etc.

      gravity on a quantum scale is difficult to simulate, but generally large heavenly bodies have a fairly constant gravity, with the exception of stars, which through fusion loose some mass to high energy particles. if you assume that the 'earth' is the extent of the simulation, or even the 'solar system' and the 'remaining data' is simple gathered by sensors outside the simulation. well, then it's different.

      on the other hand, if you 'assume' that the 'super large mass' of dark matter is a 'thermally dead super galaxy' from hundreds of billions of years ago, then it's possible that technology to 'replicate sentient life' throughout galaxies may have been developed by races that created Dyson spheres, or developed nanotech robots that could self create organic peptides, or even microorganisms, capable of forming into basic life around the universe....

      just imagine what a world that had stable intelligent life for more than 9 billion years might have created when they realized the way new 'smaller' galaxies formed from the then prominent super galaxies.

      if a race that had successfully migrated from one older solar system to a younger one, they may well have constructed methods to propagate their race throughout the galaxies... if the age of the universe is vastly older than our own galaxy, then the likelihood of that technology reaching earth is much higher.

    20. Re:Simulation error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not make God cancel his WoW account.

    21. Re:Simulation error by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      But how does one simulate gravity? It has to propagate in every direction at the something like speed of light or else -- god forbid -- information could travel faster than light. The whole concept of gravity, that every individual particle affects however slightly every other particle, is not possible to compute directly.

      Gravity has nothing to do with whether information can travel faster than light. Gravity can change the direction of light but, just like a car moving at the speed of light with it's headlights on w/o affecting the speed of light from the headlights, gravity doesn't speed up light particles. Gravity affects the energy of light but that only affects its frequency not its velocity.

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    22. Re:Simulation error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Methinks your quantum speculation has reached maximum capacity of male bovine feces

    23. Re:Simulation error by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      "Aw, shucks... you guessed it! Now I have to stop the simulation and start over." -God

      "Or, I could just let the characters run amuck and let them crash it themselves. Let's see, I'll send in this Bush character about here..." -God

    24. Re:Simulation error by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Quantum mechanics is easy to simulate. Clearly you have not attempted to simulate QM.
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    25. Re:Simulation error by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Actually the simulation argument has other consequences too. E.g. the Judeo Christian God is supposed to be omnipotent and omnipresent and the first cause of the Universe. If he's actually in the Universe that doesn't make any sense at all - information can only travel at the speed of light and that limits any entity's possible knowledge to a sphere of radius ct, where c is the speed of light and t is the time the entity has existed. In practice it would be much worse than this of course, since the inverse square law makes distant signals hard to see clearly. As someone put it, the Judeo Christian God is not consistent with known physics.

      But if the universe is a simulation and God is the guy running booting it up and finely tuning it to be interesting it does. Omnipotence and omnipresence is easy if you can tweak the simulation, reset it back to a previous time and so on. If you were in the simulation and entity like this would essentially be your God, quite unlimited by the physical laws he chose to simulate. Outside the simulation of course he's not all powerful - he's probably some low level worker administering a server for the experiment.

      So an all powerful God is certainly possible. Having said that I don't believe there is one since I don't see any evidence for it.

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    26. Re:Simulation error by harry666t · · Score: 1

      These could as well be errors in our brains. What if this whole simulation happens in our own minds? The greatest illusion ever?

    27. Re:Simulation error by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

      So for quantum coins, your only recourse is to always flip all of them at once, and then keep track of the number of times you see each of the 2^N possible outcomes Generally in a simulation you do exactly that. You advance the simulation one unit by going through and applying some function to each element, if it is discrete units of time, or taking the earliest event and performing it. I think what you are talking about is using a simulation to determine all possible outcomes, but this is not possible to compute for any non trivial simulation as you point out.

      In terms of programming, a function passed a set of coins can observe their values (ie coin.value()) and keep track of the number of times it sees each combination -- this is your 2^N. The function can even test each coin to see if some of them are actually the same coin, but this still doesn't necessarily tell them what value each will be. For example, if coin.value() adds one to the value then you could come up with all sorts of weird conjoined or *impossible* outcomes, like having all the coins be 0. Or you could have all the coins give the same value, or any other weird quantum effect you allude to.

      In other words, what you are describing is yet another aspect of quantum mechanics that makes more sense when thought of as a simulation.
    28. Re:Simulation error by jollyhockysticks · · Score: 0

      Also kinda reminded me of that old joke... An engineer thinks his equations are an approximation of reality but a Physiscist thinks reality is an approximation of his equations (meanwhile, the mathematician doesn't care....).
      .... and the Arts Major asks "Would you like fries with that?"
    29. Re:Simulation error by Yvan256 · · Score: 1
  47. news update! by namekuseijin · · Score: 1

    Just coming in: seemingly, the gigantic filaments were just strains of hair attached to the telescope lenses...

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  48. Re:I love it... except I don't by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    *musing*

    Well, it it was warm, and fuzzy, and inside you... you probably would puke, so I guess these clauses are synonymous.

  49. Replicators... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

    Just throwing this out there, what if the dark matter that we are just now finding ways to detect and evaluate is the result of a species or device that is converting all available matter and energy in the universe to something such as replicators? Maybe this is the way the universe ends. Similar to any number of science fiction books that predict nanobots will result in the earth becoming covered by a gray goo which is the the result of nanobot deconstructors and constructors turning all raw material into more nanobots. It is probably just a matter of time before our galaxy intersects with one of these dark matter structures and the replicators take hold on this world and all others in this galaxy.

    Another possibility is that the dark matter is nothing more than massive dyson spheres which surround all the stars that should be seen but can not because advanced species have created structures to capture all the energy of the stars in their sectors. Again, bad for us when they intersect our galaxy since they will quickly consume all the raw materials in our solar system and galaxy.

    1. Re:Replicators... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Another possibility is that the dark matter is nothing more than massive dyson spheres which surround all the stars that should be seen but can not Makes for a great story and it would be really cool in reality. The problem is that even a dyson sphere would emit some form of radiation and, if there's a civilization or group of civilizations so powerful that they can create dyson spheres around the majority of the matter in the known universe, why haven't we seen them yet?

      That being said, I find your idea interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
    2. Re:Replicators... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      The amount of radiation released from a dyson sphere would depend on the efficiency of the material used to collect, store, and use the energy of the suns enclosed in the dyson sphere.

      As to why we have not seen them yet? What makes us so important? We are less than fleas on a bit of mud circling a single insignificant sun. Why would they bother even if they knew we were here? If they can build such things as massive dyson spheres and control huge amounts of space and dark matter they probably have other things much more interesting that us to look at.

      It is kind of like the UFO question. Why would intelligent beings with technology that can reach other worlds and solar systems take any interest in our insignificant little planet? And if they did why would they choose to do things like mutilate cattle, make crop circles, and anal probe farmers in Iowa? If there were aliens visiting this world they would most likely simply land and announce themselves. At which point we would either try to kill them or find out that the want us as a source of food or pets. As such the question of intelligent alien civilizations visiting the earth is mute. It has not happened and most likely will not happen. Actually there is strong evidence that there is no intelligent life on Earth at all. Just watch the news and you can reach that conclusion.

    3. Re:Replicators... by Deideldorfer · · Score: 0

      Some humans spend their lives studying inferior beings here on Earth, despite the fact that there are far more interesting things to study. We call them zoologists when they study animals, and microbiologists when they study really tiny organisms. A zoologist tagging and tracking an animal sounds similar to UFO encounters. Imagine a bird's confusion when it has been stunned, probed, and implanted with a radio tag. A microbiologist does not bother trying to communicate with the subject of his study because he knows it is impossible for them to understand us.

      We just need to convince the next intergalactic zoologist or crocodile hunter that pays us a visit to give us the opportunity to communicate.

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  50. Luke! by bondjamesbond · · Score: 0

    ...come to the Dark Matter Side.

  51. Cleaning by GottliebPins · · Score: 0

    I think what the scientists are observing is the scaffolding used by the construction workers. The entire universe is getting a make over for the release of Universe 2.0

  52. Vast Sheet of Dark Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was pretty sure that the largest "dark" structure in the universe was previously discovered in 1991. We ate a HUGE meal at the Pancho's All-You-Can-Eat Mexican Buffet in Dallas one day that summer. Later, on the flight back to Sacramento, one of my colleagues boasted that he had just deposited perhaps the largest "dark matter" structure ever seen during his recent sojourn in the aft lavatory. Apparently this new discovery does him one better, but perhaps the data requires a bit more scrubbing before we can be certain.

  53. renova black... by whopub · · Score: 1

    I found out what it is: Renova Black! This scale version is available: http://www.renovaonline.net/portfolio/prod2.php?cat=5&pd=228&org=RNV&lang=UK&cor=1 As for the big one, well, god must be a very classy guy indeed.

  54. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    > The newfound filaments and sheets of dark matter form gigantic features stretching
    > across more than 270 million light-years of space

    The Silver Surfer could surf that far in less than a second! Even if he created a black hole, which is easy to do, both Superman and the Hulk can hold a black hole in their hand!

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  55. All this Dark Matter is my fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I shouldn't have eaten those burritos yesterday. Sorry for the Dark Matter, guys...

  56. So they didn't really detect dark matter then by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So from what I gather, this is still more pie in the sky from dark matter proponents then? It has been argued that we don't need dark matter to explain the universe, and that a minor tweaking of Newton's law of universal gravitation would explain everything. As of yet, no one has truly detected/demonstrated dark matter particles.

    If our fundamental laws are a bit off, then this bending/distorting of the light would be explained by that, and these dark matter constructions would be nothing but an illusion created by a mathematical error in our first principles. Therefore, until someone can actually demonstrate a dark matter particle, I am not jumping on this bandwagon. There are experiments underway to actually find dark matter, and for now I await their results.

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    1. Re:So they didn't really detect dark matter then by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      That's the way I take it. Consider the article - they claim the distortion is less than 0.1 percent. Now that can't POSSIBLY be due to: detector limitations; calibration errors; environmental interference; recording errors; equipment failure; incorrect equations used in the models; rounding errors; faking the data to keep the money coming in; even more sources of error than you can shake a stick at. No - it's GOT to be huge structures millions of times larger than any other structures in the known universe... which can't be detected in any other manner. Suuuuuuure. I believe them! Really! (We need smilies to help express our incredulity for articles such as this one.)

    2. Re:So they didn't really detect dark matter then by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      African-American matter?

    3. Re:So they didn't really detect dark matter then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called absurdity.

    4. Re:So they didn't really detect dark matter then by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      If our fundamental laws are a bit off, then this bending/distorting of the light would be explained by that...

      That's the thing: no, it wouldn't!

      Have you even read the Wikipedia article on MOND? MOND is the only serious proposal to modify our laws of gravity. It proposes a change in F=ma, such that tiny accelerations result in a surprisingly large force. This would not affect the amount of mass, and thus would not cause a change in gravitational lensing. Any observation of gravitational lensing in a place where there's no visible matter is ipso facto evidence in favor of dark matter and evidence in disfavor of MOND.

      Beyond MOND, no other modification of gravity has yet been proposed that's consistent with General Relativity. (Even MOND might not be, depending on how well TeVeS works. AFAIK, the math is still under scrutiny.) And without compatibility with General Relativity, gravitational lensing is impossible, so it contradicts reality.

      At this point, thanks to the Bullet Cluster and other observations, even MOND supporters acknowledge that dark matter exists at the scale of galactic clusters and up. The only question remaining is, at the scale of a single galaxy, whether the galactic rotation curve is due to MOND or due to a halo of dark matter around the galaxy. And that itself is a point of fresh debate ever since the recent observations of NGC 4736, a galaxy that follows the classic (non-MOND) Newtonian predictions. Dark matter theory can easily account for this by suggesting that this one galaxy was somehow separated from the dark matter halo that once surrounded it; MOND (or any other modification to gravity) must somehow explain why this one galaxy does not conform to the laws of physics.

      At this point, the existence of dark matter is as good as proven.

      What's up with dark energy, OTOH, is still anyone's guess...

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    5. Re:So they didn't really detect dark matter then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're as full of shit as the defenders of capitalism
      also, see the bullet cluster

    6. Re:So they didn't really detect dark matter then by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      I like how you try to equate General Relativity with Reality. GR is a mathematical model that fits much of the data pretty well, but it is hardly an explanation of what is actually happening. People tend to forget little details like that. They get so caught up in how well the model is working that they actually believe they've explained Reality - and they're just fooling themselves. When a better model comes around, GR and related models will be dropped just as quick as the previous models.

      As such, Dark Matter is also just a mathematical model. It's a "fudge factor" that makes modern (relatively speaking) models fit the measured data better. It's an effort to hold onto incomplete and/or inaccurate models when they should be looking for something better. Scientist: "No! We're not wrong! It's just vast amounts of undetectable 'stuff' that skews the data. Yeah -that's the ticket!"

    7. Re:So they didn't really detect dark matter then by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      I like how you try to equate General Relativity with Reality. GR is a mathematical model that fits much of the data pretty well, but it is hardly an explanation of what is actually happening. People tend to forget little details like that.

      I didn't forget that. But we've observed gravitational lensing. Gravitational lensing is an observational fact. No other theory before General Relativity had predicted gravitational lensing, and what's more, the amount of gravitational lensing we see is precisely consistent with General Relativity. That means, to the best of our ability to detect, General Relativity describes reality itself, and any new theory of gravity must describe reality at least equally well -- just as General Relativity would have been rejected outright if it were inconsistent with the facts known under Newtonian gravity.

      I don't think it's possible to overestimate how difficult it is to pick some Joe Random's Theory of Gravity and have that theory predict that light itself, which has no mass, is somehow being attracted to things that do have mass. (Or, similarly bizarrely, that light has no mass yet does have momentum.) The String Theory family was carefully formulated such that it's guaranteed to reduce to General Relativity under the correct conditions. The TeVeS version of MOND might work. But, no matter how you slice it, just fiddling with the knobs of Newtonian gravity won't result in a theory compatible with Lorentz invariance and the Maxwell equations, unless you set out to do that from the start like Einstein did or the String Theory folks did, or perhaps unless you're very smart and very patient like the MOND folks are trying to do with TeVeS.

      GR says that lensing of this sort is always caused by matter, and more matter causes stronger lensing (related by an equation). We don't see any matter there. Therefore, if there is matter, that matter neither emits nor appreciably absorbs light (i.e. "dark matter"), and GR says there must be matter where there is lensing. What it would take to unseat GR in the dark matter debate is a theory that simultaneously explains both (a) lensing by actual matter, and (b) lensing around empty patches of space that somehow lens light while containing no observed matter. It also needs to explain why nearly all galaxies spin at the same speed at the edges as they do near the center, while NGC 4736 spins slower at the edges than it does near the center.

      In the past, people ran around saying that the scientists who proposed Quantum Mechanics were just "fooling themselves", running around believing that the model was reality. Well, the problem with that is that the model is DAMN good at predicting reality. The computer that you use to read Slashdot is proof enough of that -- semiconductor physics depends on a rather large amount of quantum mechanics, from the P-N junction downward. Intel and AMD exist, your computer exists, therefore QM is "true". Gravitational lensing exists, there is no observable matter there, therefore Dark Matter is "true". The observations stack up to the point that any new theory could only be a refinement of the old theory, like Einstein's was to Newton's.

      Back when we were just monkeying around with redshifts and galactic rotation curves, MOND was a very reasonable model. But the Bullet Cluster, NGC 4736, and now this direct observation of dark matter filaments is entirely incompatible with MOND. MOND supporters readily acknowledge this -- MOND can't explain the Bullet Cluster without claiming that force can act in a different direction than acceleration (F=ma being a vector equation), which no MOND supporter is willing to countenance. (Last I heard, the MOND proponents were hoping that warm neutrinos plus MOND might be enough, though. Neutrinos are dark matter, but fairly mundane dark matter.) At this point, after the last 2 years of shocking observations, there IS no other theory left standing that fits th

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  57. Wait a second by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

    So is light supposed to pass through dark matter? I mean, if there is so much of this stuff out there, it ought to be doing a lot more than just lensing light. It ought to be flat out blocking it. I mean, how does light just pass through matter (because dark matter is still considered matter), especially such huge objects with such large mass?

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    1. Re:Wait a second by MenTaLguY · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, exactly. We're seeing the gravitational effects of large concentrations of mass, but that mass is neither blocking nor emitting light. Hence (for lack of a better name) we call it "dark matter".

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    2. Re:Wait a second by Goaway · · Score: 1

      If it could reflect light, it would not be "dark" - we could see the light reflected off it, just the same way we see normal matter. If it could absorb light, it would heat up and would likely emit blackbody radiation, and thus would not be dark.

      As the previous poster pointed out, it is exactly because it does not affect light (except by gravity) that it is "dark".

  58. Prisms and distortion by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    It's sort of like there were vast strings or sheets of glass prisms out there messing up the images of the galaxies, with more distortion corresponding to a greater number of prisms.

    Is it the shape that is being bent, or colors "scattered" like prisms, or both? Why would gravity "bend" different wavelengths differently? Glass prisms do that due to how a given wavelength interacts with crystal sizes in the glass molecules. It's thus a function of crystal molecule size and the wave-LENGTH of different colors IIRC. But there is no crystal structure in dark matter......is there? Dark crystals? Sounds like a game.

  59. Re:How can they tell this is caused by Dark Matter by metlin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ah, the joy of idiots discussing physics.

    There is such a thing as knowing just enough to sound intelligible, but being a complete idiot while trying to sound intelligent.

    *shakes head*

    Seriously, go watch porn or something.

  60. Re:How can they tell this is caused by Dark Matter by Big_Breaker · · Score: 2, Informative

    The point is that the phenomenon is occuring out in space on a huge scale at a huge distance. It is not something occuring on Earth or even in our solar system.

    I agree that "dark matter" is not necessarily the cause. It could be a gravity wave or some other mechanism not associated with mass.

  61. Ordinary Matter meets Dark Matter by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    Dark Matter: Ordy, come over to the dark side

    Ordy: No! You killed my father

    Dark Matter: Ordy... I am your father

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  62. It has four legs by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

    so it must be a table seems to be the logic behind dark matter to me. Ive read allot about dark matter and Im coming to the opinion that it doesnt exist. My personal take (and others) is what we are observing are the effects of complex interactions between our dimension of space time and others.

  63. Re:Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Off-topic? This is profoundly deep sarcastic commentary on the Slashdot topic and reader total gestalt package.

  64. Simulation request to God by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    To: God

    Dear omnipotent one.

    Would you please install more memory? Also, you may need to reboot THE server. There seems to be some anomalies being discovered in our Universe-matrix.

    PS. before our matrix ends in the distant future, can you migrate us to another relm/simulation? Also, we need FTL travel capability. Please patch our simulation and provide us the change.log file to make use of it. Thanks.

    From: Slashdot.org

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    1. Re:Simulation request to God by dintech · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear Customer,

      I would like to draw your attention to the eBay listing from which you purchased your universe. You'll notice that your warranty period has expired and God Inc. can no longer supply you with end-user support. If you would like to purchase a new universe please subscribe to the apropriate religion for your area.

      Kind Regards,
      God Inc.

  65. Re:How can they tell this is caused by Dark Matter by Goaway · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm sure the people who did the measurements have never heard of atmospheric lensing, much less accounted for it!

  66. Yeap by phpmysqldev · · Score: 1

    I for one, welcome our new Dark Matter Overlords.

  67. HAL by lawn.ninja · · Score: 1

    My god, it's full of stars.

  68. Finally ... by ezzthetic · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've found out where all my black ballpoints have gone to.

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  69. All your Dark Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are belong to us.

  70. Show me proof by KimmoV · · Score: 1

    I ain't believing in no darn darkmatter 'til I see some photos!!

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  71. So much dark matter! by Scooter · · Score: 1

    "vast sheets of dark matter"

    Or did they just forget to take the lens cap off?

  72. The dark matter, by definition, is invisible??? by Gamelan+Mahabarata · · Score: 1

    The dark matter, by definition, is invisible by telescope. But why does human consciousness need to check it. It could be perceived by mind but what's really our mind formats? Is our mind de Broglie wave, born and coming to surviellence the universe. It is absolutely that we are in a mind journey not a possible space journey. Time is the most weird figure in universe. Think basically that our civilization is just switched ON 10.000 years and we have to detect huge numbers of time 13.700.000.000 years. But we are lucky that LIFE itself has huge numbers 3.800.000.000 ~ 4.500.000.000 years. Human consciousness is clearly SWITCHED-ON EVENT PHENOMENON and it will be someday SWITCHED-OFF. Do not forget that we have only figure 10.000 years. Mind itself is the most urgent to be deciphered clearly. Dark matter or dark energy? I think life and human civilization are the top agenda in universe, not empty space with huge mass or huge energy. It was the past time but we need to memorize it.

  73. Re:How can they tell this is caused by Dark Matter by Goaway · · Score: 1

    Somehow I'm imagining that if the galaxies were hauling ass across the universe, somebody would actually notice.

  74. Are dark energy/matter bases of a born star? by Gamelan+Mahabarata · · Score: 1

    Like we do growing a seed of plant, it needs sun energy and water-based matter to grow a plant. A born star also needs dark energy/matter to grow,not only their burn-nuke fuel, it creates balance process in universe. A seed of life is analogically with a seed of galactical-star, it creates chains-reaction from 1 to be trillion. Think how to make it balance the process of chains-reaction, it could be dark energy/matter participation.

  75. Religion said DAY-AFTER, Science said DAY-BEFORE by Gamelan+Mahabarata · · Score: 1

    Most religions outlooked the day-after final, and we've noted in mind that we just live only 10.000 years of civilization and how we can challenge figure of 3.8 ~ 13.7 bya? It is simply our mind journey have measured the huge time-table, the huge mass-energy, invisible dark energy/matter, but for what? I always think that human mind is analogically as recorded-camera but there are 2 monitor, one monitor for human itself and the other monitor is God in dimensions of universe consciousness. So I believe when a scientist is watching and thinking about Milky-Way, there are two watchers, it can be expressed as Z = R + jX. Real R watcher is human mind and and Imaginary jX watcher is infinite universe consciousness. I just simply think that we've only 10.000 years very short time-table, it looks like human mind is only TIME-CLOCK-WATCHER OF FIGURE 13.700.000.000 YEARS, we've successfully defined it 10.000 - 4.500.000.000 - 13.700.000.000 and someday we will meet again in next 10.000 years time-table. Do not forget Aristotle syllogism. http://www.geocities.com/memorigin/Aristotle.htm

  76. Re:How can they tell this is caused by Dark Matter by Goaway · · Score: 1

    And then there would also be no relativistic mass effect in our reference frame. That's what "relativity" means.