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The Universe Is 13.73 Billion Years Old

CaptainCarrot writes "Phil Plait, aka The Bad Astronomer has summarized for his readers the new results released by NASA from the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe (WMAP), which has been surveying the 3K microwave radiation left over from the Big Bang. Some of the most interesting results: The age of the universe is now known to unprecedented accuracy: 13.73 billion years old, +/- 120 million. Spacetime is flat to within a 2% error margin. And ordinary matter and energy account for only 4.62% of the universe's total. Plait's comment on the age result: 'Some people might say it doesn't look a day over 6000 years. They're wrong.'"

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  1. It is 13.73 billion years and three days old by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    They forgot to take into account the time they did the experiment and the time they published the results.

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    1. Re:It is 13.73 billion years and three days old by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but the universe has gotten 7.5 billion years older in the last 30 years, so you have to scale it too.

    2. Re:It is 13.73 billion years and three days old by Soleen · · Score: 3, Funny

      13.73 Billion Years: hm, good uptime so far...
      Will 64bit clock counter should be long enough to count since the creation of universe but for how long?

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    3. Re:It is 13.73 billion years and three days old by fourchannel · · Score: 4, Informative

      2^64 seconds = 584,542,046,090 years, so about another 570,792,046,090 years.

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    4. Re:It is 13.73 billion years and three days old by gnick · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...about another 570,792,046,090 years. Only if you track time using an unsigned integer - You know about the problems that caused in some programs storing dates prior to 1970.

      What if we want to reference an event before the universe existed? I think the best solution is just to keep a sign bit and re-evaluate the issue in 278.54 billion years.
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    5. Re:It is 13.73 billion years and three days old by jameskojiro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why use only an integer, use a whole array to store the date, we also need an array to keep track of branching timelines as well as alternate realities, and any other thing beyond the 11th dimension.

      Then you could record the universe like an IPv6 IP address. divided by epochs.

      Epoch 1.Epoch 2.Epoch 3.Epoch 4.Epoch 5.Epoch 6

      0.0.0.0.0.4130000 years old.

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  2. Big Mistake by clonan · · Score: 4, Funny

    'Some people might say it doesn't look a day over 6000 years. They're wrong.'"

    You NEVER tell a woman she looks older!!!

    1. Re:Big Mistake by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the beginning the singularity was void and without (much of anything), then BLIND CHANCE said "Let there be Quanta!"
      and the morning and the evening of the first femtosecond. .......And the Hawkings radiation begat energy, and the energy begat matter, yea even unto the event horizon... Hey the only Genesis I know well was made by Sega...

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    2. Re:Big Mistake by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2, Funny

      She might be 13 billion, but she has the body of a 16 billion year old.

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    3. Re:Big Mistake by Naughty+Bob · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's the age of the Earth. So, yes.

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    4. Re:Big Mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most Bible Thumpers have it totally wrong. IF they actually read the bible, they would have found that the earth was NOT actually created in 6 or 7 days. YES YES That is the GENESIS account, BUT, the original hebrew/aramaic translations describe a day as a period or era (really undetermined period of time) Psalms describes that a day with God is as a thousand years (let you look it up for yourself). this does not mean day with God IS a thousand years. It really just means a day is a long long time. hence AS a thousand years and not IS a thousand years. SO it is plausible he created the universe AND still have the big bang theory still be in harmony. Except that Scientists don't want to accept that and Zealot, fundamentalist religionsists do not want to acknoledge this.

      Make no mistake, what I am saying here is that an open mind be kept on BOTH sides. It is entirely possible our universe was created by a supreme being. There seems to be too much order in the small and larger details for that to be considered a "random" accident of the universe. On the other hand it coule be random which also seems possible as well. The answer is not conclusivly known for either or, and only human arrogance would presume otherwise. One day we WILL know the absolute truth of it. But at this time there is too much bickering and closed minded ness on both sides to actually try to figure this out.

      Hundreds or thousands of years from now our decsendents (assuming we don't blow ourselves up before then) will look at us much the way we look at our ancestors or we will be living life the way the Bible says things will happen. Right now we have "the earth is flat" mentality about all this religion AND science. We know very little about space especially since we have not been out there exploring it. And no being just outside our atmostphere does not count. It gives alot of info, but until we can explore our own Solar System fully, we have very little data to go on other than what we can see with the limits of a telescope.

    5. Re:Big Mistake by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Funny
      "The Universe Is 13.73 Billion Years Old"

      Aren't we forgetting something before we start the flamefest?

      Happy birthday to you
      Happy birthday to you
      Happy birthday dear universe
      Happy

      Oh crap the RIAA just appeared at my desk complaining about a copyright infringement.

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    6. Re:Big Mistake by uxbn_kuribo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Alternatively, you could just take it that the Bible Thumpers have taken a good book of mythology and Jewish legend and claimed it as fact. It's kinda like if people still believed that Zeus created the universe from Mt. Olympus. Except people take it seriously.

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    7. Re:Big Mistake by xSauronx · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was thinking "6k ought to be enough for anybody" /close enough, right?

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    8. Re:Big Mistake by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      BUT, the original hebrew/aramaic translations describe a day as a period or era
      ... or even a parsec?
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    9. Re:Big Mistake by Pope · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Both" sides?

      So which of Earth's many religions is the correct one with respect to the creation of the universe?

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    10. Re:Big Mistake by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Funny
      Well duuuhhh, I said the RIAA appeared, not that they had a case.

      According to Warner the song is in copyright till 2030. I don't think its a claim that could be sustained though. Splitting one note is hardly cause for a 45 year extention of copyright.

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    11. Re:Big Mistake by UncleTogie · · Score: 2, Funny

      And it is called the "Big, Bada Boom".

      ...so you're saying that Dark Matter is just another name for the Fifth Element?

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    12. Re:Big Mistake by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The universe is complicated. A supreme being who created the universe would be at least as complicated, and probably much more so. So how did the supreme being come about?

      Positing a supreme being explains the universe but the explanation introduces even more complexity that in turn has to be explained. It doesn't get you anywhere. Yes, it's possible, but it's not a useful hypothesis. No "Scientists" don't need to give it special consideration just so they can be "in harmony" with an ancient story book.

    13. Re:Big Mistake by jmilne · · Score: 2, Informative

      Zeus created the universe from Mt. Olympus

      The Titans did all the hard work. All Zeus did was lead a hostile revolt and spread his Olympian seed everywhere.

    14. Re:Big Mistake by clonan · · Score: 2, Informative

      But Zeus DIDN'T create the Universe...

      If I recall my Greek mythology, Gia gave birth to the Titans, which were led by Cronus who is the father of Zeus, Poseidon, Hera, Hades and a few others. Cronus didn't want a successor so he ate every child Rhea (his wife and sister) had until Zeus, the youngest, who she hid until he grew up and rescued his siblings from the stomach of Cronus.

      Zeus was the master of the heavens but he didn't create them :-)

    15. Re:Big Mistake by clonan · · Score: 5, Informative

      The religious argument is that God has always existed and will always exist and therefore does not need a creator and does not raise the question of what came before..

      While unprovable, it is at least consistent.

    16. Re:Big Mistake by JSBiff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I, a few years ago, after trying to get a broad overview of different disciplines of science, and taking various science courses, have come to pretty much accept the 'old universe' view, because it's not just *one* science, it's evidence from almost all the different disciplines of science which draw a picture which can *only* be explained by an old universe. I mention that, at the start, so that people understand that my response is not a defense of the young universe belief.

      But, that said, while people like to make the claim, as the parent does, that when the Bible talks about 7 days, it means 7 eras of vast amounts of time, I think you are missing one basic thing about the text of the Bible. It doesn't just say 7 days; in the account it has. . .

      '3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning--the first day.

        6 And God said, "Let there be an expanse between the waters to separate water from water." 7 So God made the expanse and separated the water under the expanse from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the expanse "sky." And there was evening, and there was morning--the second day.'

      (Quotation from Genesis chapter 1, New International Version, Copyright 1973, 1978, 1984 by International Bible Society; quote retrieved from http://www.biblegateway.com/ )

      Notice the expression "And there was evening, and there was morning - the [first|second] day". I think that gives a very strong indication that while the Hebrew word 'day' might *also* validly be interpreted as 'era', that is not the meaning the author is using, but rather an earth day (why else mention evening and morning?). To interpret it otherwise, I think, is not justified by the language of the text.

      I've just come to believe that the Genesis account is not a literal account of creation. I still believe in God, and Christianity, but I accept that you cannot interpret Genesis Ch. 1 & 2 literally. Maybe it's allegory, but it's not historical.

    17. Re:Big Mistake by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ahh you're forgetting, Gaia gave birth to the Titans because of Uranus the god of the Cosmos. Later they split up and she got with the God of the Oceans.

    18. Re:Big Mistake by Bob-taro · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most Bible Thumpers have it totally wrong. IF they actually read the bible, they would have found that the earth was NOT actually created in 6 or 7 days. YES YES That is the GENESIS account, BUT, the original hebrew/aramaic translations describe a day as a period or era (really undetermined period of time) Psalms describes that a day with God is as a thousand years (let you look it up for yourself). this does not mean day with God IS a thousand years. It really just means a day is a long long time. hence AS a thousand years and not IS a thousand years. SO it is plausible he created the universe AND still have the big bang theory still be in harmony. Except that Scientists don't want to accept that and Zealot, fundamentalist religionsists do not want to acknoledge this.

      You are overlooking the words "...And there was evening, and there was morning--the first day.". A literal reading pretty much limits that to one solar day. If you are looking for room for an old earth, you need go no farther than Gen 1:1-2 "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. ". This is before the "first day", so the creation of the heavens and the earth could have taken any amount of time. Again, if you take it literally the sun and moon and stars are created a few days later. I don't see anyway to reconcile the scientific theories of origins with a literal reading of Genesis. I'm saying this as an open minded Christian who has a Physics degree.

      One day we WILL know the absolute truth of it.

      On what do you base that belief?

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    19. Re:Big Mistake by radtea · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is entirely possible our universe was created by a supreme being.

      Then you will also grant that it's entirely possible that our universe was created by a mediocre being. Or any one of an infinite number of possible alternative mediocre beings. Or any one of an infinite number of possible supreme beings, each one distinguished from all the others by the arbitrary standard used to define "supreme." Or perhaps a committee of beings, some supreme, some not so supreme.

      Now, why you would believe any of this is possible is something of a mystery, particularly with regard to your use of the word "being", which is normally understood to mean "a thing that exists in an entirely ordinary sense within our universe." Obviously, this use of the term "being" can't possible apply to whatever it is that created the universe, so you must be using "being" in a completely non-standard and totally misleading way.

      Whatever completely novel meaning you want to give the word "being", the concept of "possibility" only applies to things that exist in the aforesaid entirely ordinary sense, and as your supreme "being" manifestly cannot exist in that sense, there is no possibility that it exists at all, that being the only sense of existence there is.

      Because the universe is everything that exists, the belief that beings outside the universe exist is not even self-consistent.

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    20. Re:Big Mistake by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah but the religions are so diverse that unless you use "belief in unverifiable claims without evidence" as a dividing trait it's hard to consider all religions one view.

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    21. Re:Big Mistake by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      Except that Scientists don't want to accept that

      Accept? A scientist doesn't care. Religion is outside science, and so a scientist should "not accept that" like they care whether Red Lobster serves tartar with their hush puppies. It's something they may or may not have a personal opinion on (I'm opposed to tartar, personally), but it is irrelevant to their job, duties, and findings as a scientist.

    22. Re:Big Mistake by Forthac4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Saying there is too much order in the universe for it to be random chance is like a puddle remarking at how well a pot hole conforms to its shape.

    23. Re:Big Mistake by rnelsonee · · Score: 2, Informative
      It goes beyond that - of the four creation stories in the Bible, two are located in Genesis. Genesis 1:1-2:4 is one story, and another is in 2:4-2:25. One of the most redeemable things about the ever-popular KJV Bible is that it preserved the translations of the old Hebrew, so it's trivial to separate them out and identify which story is which. When the bible says 'the Lord' they meant one story (stories from the older Judea, who called God "Elohim"), and 'God' is the newer, Israelite stories ("Yaweh").

      This becomes fascinating when you see other stories such as Noahs' Ark. While we are familiar with two of every animal, 40 days and nights, and a dove showing up, another version is told alongside it with seven of each animal, 150 days/nights, and a raven showing up.

      Anywho, yeah, of the two stories in Genesis, the first (popular) one says the first day comes about *after* earth is created. So God makes the earth in some amount of time, and *then* populates it in 6 days (or, 6 'whatever's, as you correctly pointed out)

    24. Re:Big Mistake by jd · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heh. Isaac Asimov wrote a great short story in which the creation story had to be shrunk from 14 billion years to 7 days in order to save on the cost of papyrus.

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    25. Re:Big Mistake by DShard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      strawmen are so easy to knock down, aren't they? I am an atheist, and do not claim it has existed forever or had some supernatural causation. I will claim that "The data is insufficient for a determination" and you can quote me on that. On the other hand, the bible tells me nothing useful about creation, it's evolution or the conditions that existed beforehand. In otherwords, it is a totally worthless hypothesis.

    26. Re:Big Mistake by sconeu · · Score: 2, Informative

      For those who are interested, Google came up with this link to the short.

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    27. Re:Big Mistake by sconeu · · Score: 2, Informative

      UT, the original hebrew/aramaic translations describe a day as a period or era (really undetermined period of time)

      [HEBREW-TRANSLITERATION]
      Vay'hi erev vay'hi boker, yom echad [sheni, shlishi...]
      [/HEBREW-TRANSLITERATION]

      Literal translation: And there was evening, and there was morning, one day [the second day, the third day ...]

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    28. Re:Big Mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Glad you feel that way, because my religion also requires death to all heretics. I'll be coming for you next.

    29. Re:Big Mistake by Intron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunately for your position, the current mainstream scientific theory is that the universe was created at a specific time in the past. In fact, the whole point of this article is that time just got even more specific.

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    30. Re:Big Mistake by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A supreme being who created the universe would be at least as complicated, and probably much more so. So how did the supreme being come about? Christians don't claim to know the answer. The question is probably wrong, and the answer, to the extent that there is one, probably isn't expressible in human logic or physics.

      Consider a Looney Tunes animated film as a metaphor for the universe. Such a film is 2-dimensional, its "time" (measured in frames) is totally unlike the time in the outside world, the physics is mostly consistent but unlike real-world physics, etc. Bugs Bunny wants to know: what happened before the opening credits, and who drew the animator? (It must have been an even more complicated animator!)

      The answer is completely outside his understanding. The animator is vastly more complex than a cartoon character, and he wasn't drawn at all. Nothing happened before the opening credits: the animator's world is outside the film, and the nature of time there is completely different.

      Similarly, questions like "what happened before the creation of the universe" and "who created God" are not really meaningful.
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    31. Re:Big Mistake by geekboy642 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Two problems, dear arminw,
      Firstly, evolution is no belief, but a theory. A very well-rounded and largely complete theory that explains how we came to be. It is possible, despite the evidence in its favor, that evolution is wrong. That possibility is currently thought to be vanishingly small, due to the preponderance of evidence favoring evolution.

      Secondly, "faith" cannot be correct, and it also cannot be wrong. Your faith, whatever it must be, is irrational. Pretending to be rational about faith is infantile and ridiculous. There is no proof of anything in any holy book that isn't in common with history texts, and in fact there is a great deal of evidence opposing these books. Pretending to look at the evidence and deciding that "ghost man inna sky did it!" is an immature thought process that by the year 2008 we should ALL have progressed far beyond.

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    32. Re:Big Mistake by toriver · · Score: 4, Insightful

      An atheist is just someone who does not believe in the hundreds of gods a given "theist" does not believe in PLUS one or more extra.

      Religion is a rounding error, almost. Especially the monotheistic faiths.

    33. Re:Big Mistake by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you missed the point. Yes, asking what happened before the creation of the universe is not meaningful. The difference comes in what you start with.

      Science has succeeded in explaining the universe using some basic rules and starting with a featureless point of energy. That is about the simplest starting condition you can possibly have.

      Creationism, on the other hand, has as a starting condition the existence of an omnipotent being capable of creating the universe in finished form. That being pretty much has to be more complex than the universe itself. If you're going to assume such complexity at the beginning you might as well just assume the universe, as is. It would be a simpler hypothesis, with greater explanatory power.

    34. Re:Big Mistake by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Faith, by its very nature, depends on, well, faith. If you could prove the existance of god, you needn't believe. I think it was in the Constantine movie where Gabriel told him it's hopeless for him to repent, because he knows there is heaven. He wouldn't believe, he would know.

      So if anything could destroy a faith, it's a prove of the existance of God. (Un)Fortunately, that's quite impossible. We will maybe eventually prove that there is no need for a God to explain the existance of our universe and ourselves, but I doubt that this could end the discussion whether God (or a god) exists or not.

      And, frankly, I don't consider that question so important to waste too much valuable time on it.

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    35. Re:Big Mistake by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe, but since time itself would have been created on the first day (since without light and darkness, and a way to see the difference between them, there can be no evening and no morning), there's no way to tell how long that first day might have been. The bible also does not state whether the days used to create earth were what we know today as standard 24 hour days, neither does it tell us how long the "light" portion of the day was and how long the "dark" portion, during which God rests, should take.

      Let's not forget that God is according to all accounts that I know of him omnipotent, so it should be trivial for him to make days and nights as long or short as he needs them to be.

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    36. Re:Big Mistake by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why do you try to paint atheists as if we're one thing? Your statement has no connection at all to what I and others who don't believe in your god think. The saying, "Atheism is a religion, like not collecting stamps is a hobby" couldn't be more appropriate. The only thing that is common among atheists is that they don't believe in a god. Period.

      This particular atheist doesn't know what created the universe, or what came 'before' the universe. The data seems to support a big band theory, and those cosmologists haven't figured out what might have existed before the big bang. I'm inclined to continue to let them do the heavy lifting there, and enlighten me as they find out more. Other atheists may well think differently, I won't presume to speak for them.

      I don't have the answer. Lacking the answer, I still don't think that making up fairy tales gets me any closer to whatever the answer may be.

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    37. Re:Big Mistake by LrdDimwit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Branch prediction on CPUs is 90+ percent accurate. Chimp DNA is 95-plus percent identical to that of humans.

      If branch prediction is almost as good as actually implementing the conditional jump instructions, does that mean the difference is a "rounding error, almost"? No, the 3-5% difference is the key, the important part. If you try to replace branch instructions with branch predictors your CPU would be worthless. Likewise for the chimp-to-human comparison: the raw numbers tell a misleading story. The key differences may be in a very small number of genes, but that does not make them any less profound.

      My own personal beliefs aside, you have a very good point, but to say "religion is almost a rounding error" is to beg the question. If a given monotheistic faith is actually correct (unlikely, since there are a great many and at most one can possibly be correct), then of course they're going to disbelieve in all other gods. The only way religion is a "rounding error" is if atheism is correct; but this is what you are arguing for.

    38. Re:Big Mistake by cavebison · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Similarly, questions like "what happened before the creation of the universe" and "who created God" are not really meaningful."

      I disagree entirely. It is very useful, both intellectually and psychologically, to ask questions that have no answers. We have to deal with that all our lives. The origin of the universe is only one of a multitude of unanswerable questions we have to reconcile ourselves with during a lifetime. Death, misfortune, what another person is really feeling, who is my dad.. oops.

      I actually believe it's the other way around - we ask about the nature of the universe *because* we are wired up already to deal with an unpredictable reality of unanswerable questions. We have to be, because we started off having to ask questions in the first place to survive. They just became more complicated as time went on, but we ask them for the same reasons - to feel like we have a grasp on things.

  3. Some Perspective: by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
    and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
    Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
    Rotate your tires.
    Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
    and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
    Know what to kiss... and when.
    Consider that two wrongs never make a right... but that three do.
    Wherever possible, put people on hold.
    Be comforted that in the face of all erridity and disallusionment,
    and despite the changing fortunes of time,
    there is always a big future in computer maintainance.

    Remember the Pueblo.
    Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
    Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
    Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
    especially with those persons closest to you...
    that lemon on your left, for instance.
    Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
    would scarcely get your feet wet.
    Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.
    Gracefully surrender the things of youth,
    birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan,
    and let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
    Hire people with hooks.
    For a good time call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.
    Take heart amid the deepening gloom
    that your dog is finally getting enough cheese,
    and reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot,
    it could only be worse in Milwaukee.

    You are a fluke of the Universe.
    You have no right to be here,
    and weather you can hear it or not,
    the Universe is laughing behind your back.

    Therefore, make peace with your god,
    whatever you conceive him to be:
    hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin.
    With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
    the world continues to deteriorate.

    Give up

    Music by Christopher Guest

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  4. Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There was a universe before I was born?

    1. Re:Wait by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, believe it or not, there was. I know because I was a beta tester for dirt.

      They never did get all the bugs out.

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    2. Re:Wait by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

      You do realize, sir, that this revelation officially makes you older than dirt?

    3. Re:Wait by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Funny

      Said the sparrow: "That's not a bug, that's a feature."

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  5. Mother in Law's Age? by ToxikFetus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I'm glad that's settled. Now let's see if they can figure out my mother-in-law's age.

    1. Re:Mother in Law's Age? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well they have at least put an upper limit on it. It must be less than 13.73 billion!

    2. Re:Mother in Law's Age? by 3waygeek · · Score: 4, Funny

      just cut her in half and count the rings.

  6. Precision vs accuracy by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The age of the universe is now known to unprecedented accuracy: 13.73 billion years old, +/- 120 million. This is precision, not accuracy. The result will be judged accurate when there are lots of duplicate experiments getting the same result.
    1. Re:Precision vs accuracy by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The result will be judged accurate when there are lots of duplicate experiments getting the same result."

      You can do the same experiment as many times as you want, but as long as you are using the same theoretical foundations, you won't get any closer to the actual result. The only way to judge that the results are accurate are to devise experiments capable of giving results similarly precise but which are founded on different, but accepted, principles. Sort of like how the various methods for dating fossils give similar results.

    2. Re:Precision vs accuracy by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Funny

      You can do the same experiment as many times as you want, but as long as you are using the same theoretical foundations, you won't get any closer to the actual result. The only way to judge that the results are accurate are to devise experiments capable of giving results similarly precise but which are founded on different, but accepted, principles. Sort of like how the various methods for dating fossils give similar results.

      Still won't work. Those methods have also been validated by testing against multiple known samples - otherwise, you find yourself in a catch-22 in which you can't trust the alternate methods either. What you need to do is build a fusion reactor, create a bunch of new universes, warp into them at some future time, and measure their age. Then come back and tell me about it. Oh, and make sure you don't kill your dad or something in the process, or then you're really screwed.

      Otherwise, we're all just pissing in the wind here.

    3. Re:Precision vs accuracy by PureCreditor · · Score: 2

      the "accuracy" referred in the headline is the +/1 120 million years margin of error.

      so yes, they've calculated it to 4 figures of precision, and within +/- 0.874%. I'd say that's impressive work.

  7. Figurative or literal? by hal2814 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "After about a microsecond, it had cooled enough for protons and neutrons to form. Three minutes later (yes, just three minutes) it had cooled enough for protons and neutrons to stick together."

    Is it a literal microsecond or a figurative one? You always have to question measurements of time in creation stories. Did they really mean a minute? Maybe that minute was 4 years long...

    1. Re:Figurative or literal? by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Funny

      You always have to question measurements of time in creation stories.

      Maybe in Genensis one day is 2 billion of our current years. That would mean the Biblical time period is correct. Maybe the creationists are right, just their precision is off!

    2. Re:Figurative or literal? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe that at that point the time dimension(if you will) as already around. So yes LITERAL microseconds.

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  8. There is no contradiction. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is simultaneously 13.73 billion years and 6000 years old, depending on your frame of reference. As we know, time dilation means that a spaceship flying for a year at a high enough speed could return to Earth only to find that the crew's families have been dead for a thousand years due to local time passing at different rates for objects moving at different speeds. For this reason, a photon moves at the speed of light no matter how fast you are moving relative to that photon. Similarly, from our frame of reference inside the Universe, 13.73 billion years have elapsed. From another frame of reference, it is 6000 years old and not a minute more. Both measurements are perfectly valid and correct.

    1. Re:There is no contradiction. by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny

      And when you can get a ship traveling sufficient close to C for this to be the case, let us know.

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    2. Re:There is no contradiction. by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      So... you've proved that Photons are Christian?

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    3. Re:There is no contradiction. by theskipper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only if they've "seen the light".

    4. Re:There is no contradiction. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have this rowboat outside called the Poseidon. I drop a C compiler CD-ROM into the water next to it and I'm in a ship traveling close to C. Heck, I can travel close to C++ for that matter.

    5. Re:There is no contradiction. by xPsi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The age of the universe is obtained from an analysis of the background radiation and all observers analyzing the data would obtain the same result (i.e. this is not a "special age" with respect to the earth's frame). Unfortunately, most of what the parent post said is an incorrect application of special relativity. The twin "paradox" ("return to Earth...") has to do with switching reference frames, not time dilation. Also, it is spurious to apply special relativity outside of space-time. If the parent was being funny, I'd say it was pretty good. But "informative," no.

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    6. Re:There is no contradiction. by SourGrapes · · Score: 5, Interesting

      According to the Biblical calendar, the 6000 years (actually 5768 years) is NOT counted from the beginning of the creation of the universe -- it's counted from the creation of the human soul (ie, "Adam"), which happens at the very tail-end of the creation account. That's the point at which an Earth-based accounting of time becomes sensible. The creation story is not meant to be a literal account of anything, and in fact the Talmud explicitly states that it was written in such a way as to intentionally conceal information. I have no idea why anyone would dispute the findings of science when they seem to conflict with a literal reading of the Bible which was NOT INTENDED, when the metaphorical/metaphysical description is EXPLICITLY referred to in the earliest commentaries.

    7. Re:There is no contradiction. by kabloom · · Score: 2, Informative

      You've gotta read Gerald Schroeder's books. They're written for the non-physicist, and they explain how the "6-days of creation" frame of reference is a quite logical frame of reference -- it's not arbitrary.

    8. Re:There is no contradiction. by Wordplay · · Score: 4, Funny

      Come on, don't show your bias; try to be Objective-C.

    9. Re:There is no contradiction. by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, Photons have mass, they are Catholic.

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  9. How flat is the universe? by lpangelrob · · Score: 5, Funny

    We now know that the universe is flat with only a 2% margin of error.

    This would make a good bar bet - which is flatter, the universe, or Kansas?

  10. The Answers Were Already There! by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    The age of the universe is now known to unprecedented accuracy: 13.73 billion years old, +/- 120 million. Spacetime is flat to within a 2% error margin. And ordinary matter and energy account for only 4.62% of the universe's total. Plait's comment on the age result: 'Some people might say it doesn't look a day over 6000 years. They're wrong.'" This was already spelled out in the bible, the answers are all there. Recall that the number of towns and villages in Joshua concatenated with the number of sons Abraham's brother had concatenated with how many days old Isaac was when he was circumcised concatenated with the number of sons Noah had concatenated with Jesus' age when he died is (by no mere coincidence) 2288333 1/3! Which proves that one year to God is like 2,288,333 and 1/3 years to humans.

    Do the math, the earth really is 6,000 god years x 2288333 1/3 human yr/god yr = 13.73 billion human years old!

    It all fits, the answers were already right before your eyes in the good book. Who needs a scientician or "NASA" to tell us this when we already know it?!
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  11. Re:The 6000-year people may be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Contrary to what the average slashbot living in their parents' basement thinks, there *is* hard scientific evidence that the Earth is only 6000 years old.

    For example...

    I wonder how many atheists will just pooh-pooh this evidence instead of actually trying to retort it.

  12. Yeah but... by metalpres · · Score: 2, Funny

    what was there 13.74 billion years ago? There could not have been nothing, something had to exist. You cant be making something out of nothing at all... except love of course (rimshot).

  13. *sigh* by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some people might say it doesn't look a day over 6000 years. They're wrong.

    I wish we could get to the point where we don't give these people credibility via recognition. People don't feel the need to mention the Flat Earth Theory whenever the subject of the round earth comes up.

    I know the Evolution Deniers / Young Earthers are more vocal than the Flat Earthers these days, so it's probably not possible. I think legislative insanity should be fought vehemently. But doing this everyday mocking just plants the idea in people's minds that there is some debate, both with equally valid viewpoints.

    One of the best ways to combat crazyness is to ignore it. We have very few Nazis in the United States because they are ignored as lunatics. Europe has a lot of them because they are banned. School shootings are caused by the media publicity of past school shootings. Holocaust denial is done because it gets attention. And similarly, evolution denial is fueled because of the controversy. Some people just want to believe the opposite of the mainstream.

    The best way to put evolution denial and young earth insanity in the grave is to ignore it, unless it raises its head and tries for force its views down the throats of children.

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    1. Re:*sigh* by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yea, but the reason the Nazi's got so nasty in the first place is because no one was willing to stand up to them.

      Leave them their hysteria, leave them their irrationality, but don't allow their brainless assertions to go unanswered. I think this sort of thing is precisely the way to deal with them; humor, fact, and dispassion. Scientific fact stands on it's own, and has no need of faith or belief...If they want to continue to try and pretend that the evidence that sits right before their eyes is false, let them. But don't fail to point out their shortcomings where it is appropriate.

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  14. Re:The 6000-year people may be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There isn't a single piece of hard evidence in that article. It is all conjecture and assumption based on misunderstandings of actual science. There isn't enough substance in that article to even be called pseudo-science.

  15. References on underlying postuate? by kbonin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The assertions in the article are derived from the following postulate:

    If the universe were open, the brightest microwave background fluctuations (or "spots") would be about half a degree across. If the universe were flat, the spots would be about 1 degree across. While if the universe were closed, the brightest spots would be about 1.5 degrees across.

    I've heard these sweeping statements before, can anyone point out a reasonably accessible proof that overcomes basic statistical counterarguments? Basic common sense here - I can infer some interesting characteristics about gravity by splashing paint on my wall and studying the results from across the room, but I don't really have enough data to overcome a host of other contributing factors...

    1. Re:References on underlying postuate? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've heard these sweeping statements before, can anyone point out a reasonably accessible proof that overcomes basic statistical counterarguments? What basic statistical counterargument do you think you can make? You can't make any unless you know what the error bars are, which you've just admitted you don't.

      Anyway, you can't prove anything in science, so I don't know what kind of a "proof" you're looking for. You can merely show that the data are highly consistent with one set of assumptions, and inconsistent with another. But it's always possible that there are a third set of assumptions with which the data are also consistent. Possible, however, does not mean plausible; as more kinds of data accumulate, it grows harder to construct alternate theories that are consistent with a growing body of evidence. Which is the point of science.

      I can infer some interesting characteristics about gravity by splashing paint on my wall and studying the results from across the room, but I don't really have enough data to overcome a host of other contributing factors... The WMAP data set is quite a lot of data, actually, and "a host of other contributing factors" are studied in this analysis.

      In particular, see Section 5.2.4 and Figure 19 of this paper for the assumptions made and factors considered in this conclusion.
    2. Re:References on underlying postuate? by dmartin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I can give you a somewhat oversimplified picture of the "why the universe is flat" claim, and how the size of the dots come into it.

      Current thinking is that the universe had structure on all different scales. That is, we had some blobs where there was a little bit more matter than average (overdense regions) and some blobs where there was a little bit less matter than average (underdense regions). The "all different scales" means that these blobs (statistically) were just as likely to be 1 mm across as 1 m across. Note that this "no scale" does not apply to the amount of overdensity or underdensity -- that was pretty much fixed. The prejudice is that these over- and under-dense regions were created by fluctuations in the inflaton field, which made the universe expand really quickly early on. Why? Well, there are some issues that need to be addressed in cosomology (see the motivation section in the wikipedia article on cosmic inflation).

      (For the experts, I realise that the Harrison-Zeldovich purely scale invariant spectrum is on the edge of being ruled out by WMAP. If that is the greatest inaccuracy I make in this description then I will be happy!)

      So how do these random-sized blobs (due to inflation, or even some other mechanism if you are a skeptic) tell us about gravity? Well, the answer to this is that the CMB is a snapshot of the universe when it finally cooled to the ionization temperature of hydrogen. Before that, the electrons were free because they had too much energy to be bound to hydrogen atoms, and the light scattered off all the charged particles. Only once the plasma had cooled to form neutral ions could the light travel an appreciable distance without scattering. So what we are seeing is the light after it has bounced around in the plasma for some time.

          So what? Well, we don't actually *see* a scale invariant spectrum. Like the article says, we see roughly 1 degree patches on the sky. What is happening is that overdense regions collapse, and just like a collapsing gas, as it gets smaller the overdense region heats up and increases in pressure. Eventually the pressure is great enough to stop the collapse and the spot starts expanding again. Starting with a scale invariant spectrum, we actually get a characteristic "size" for spots from the interplay between number of baryons (i.e. protons and neutrons) and gravity. The strength of gravity relates to the curvature.

          So it is not that the "initial random splashes of paint" tell us anything about gravity, but rather than gravity (and some ideal gas like thermodynamics) process these over and underdense regions until we get a statistical distribution of sizes. The involvement of gravity in this "processing" is where numbers like flatness come from.

    3. Re:References on underlying postuate? by kbonin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thanks for the response, and I'd like to ask a follow-up...

      I can understand how initial density can place a limit on fluctuation sizes, but these results presume that the signal we're seeing is most likely the residual noise of the original bang. What I'm curious about is how other signal sources can be ruled out?

      From the papers at the site it looks like WMAP had sufficient instrument resolution high enough to overcome Nyquist limits on input w/r/t desired measurement, and they feel they have a good model to subtract noise from galactic sources (synchrotron and thermal dust emissions), so we are likely looking at the multipole moment of the intergalactic background. I have no problem there. They also show a compelling fit between the measured signal and that predicted by Lambda CDM, which is interesting, and how they reach conclusions like a better Hubble estimation and the like.

      What I'm curious about is what research is being done to come up with alternate explanations for the intergalactic background signal? Ever since COBE I keep seeing this presumption that this signal is Big Bang noise. I'm NOT arguing against the Big Bang here, and I'm not trying to bring back the aether :), but I am wondering is how we can characterize other signal sources sufficiently to rule out anything but the Big Bang...

    4. Re:References on underlying postuate? by lgw · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's the deal:

      There's a hypothesis that the history of the universe includes a moment called "Recombination". Before Recombination, the Universe was very hot and dense plasma, to the point that it was effectively opaque, and the dominate forces were light pressure and gravity. Recombination was the point where the Universe had cooled and expanded enough that most electrons and protons settled down together as hydrogen atoms, and the universe became transparent.

      The light "in flight" at this time was the microwave background radiation that WMAP studies. Effectively it's a snapshot of the early universe.

      The universe was fairly homogenous at that point, per this hypothesis, consisting of very uniform pockets of matter being compressed by gravity and expanded by light pressure. These pockets would alternately expand and contract in a simple way (acoustic waves) under the influence of these two forces.

      The background radiation should tell us both the size of these pockets and the amount of uniformity.

      The WMAP and earlier probes collect just a few numbers about the size and uniformity of the background radiation, but WMAP collects these numbers to great precision. Foreground radiation sources are easily distinguishable because the background is so very uniform (and most of these sources are easily accounted for from other observations). Of course, there could be some *other* source of background radiation that was nearly uniform across the sky, but was not from Recombination. The current hypothesis, however, makes a lot of predictions that turn out to be accurate.

      The distribution of matter in the early universe lines up well with pre-existing models the explain current matter distribution. The amount of dark matter in the early universe fits pre-existing dark-matters hypotheses quite well. Etc.

      Sure, the hypothesis makes assumptions about where the background radiation comes from, but based on those assumptions the data collected matches what was predicted by several independent measurements and theories. Like everything else in science, its credibility comes from its ability to make useful (falsifiable) predictions.

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  16. Heh. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Creationist science is like a cargo cult...They buy guys who have letters after their names, they use all the terminology, and put on lab coats...and still don't understand why no one takes their "science" seriously.

    And it's the same old argument from ignorance: "No one has proven with 100% certainty how this happened, therefore it must have been God." Of course you can insert anything in where "God" is and the argument will be equally fallacious. I'd be nice if they'd throw out a valid argument every now and again.

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    1. Re:Heh. by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The way I counter the 6,000 year folks is this:

      Belief without proof is faith. Belief in the face of overwhelming proof to the contrary is foolishness.

      That about sums it up. Even the Catholic Church eventually conceded that Earth was neither flat nor the center of the universe. Faith is not belief without thinking. It is not mindless. It must be tempered by common sense.

      Nor does reasoning require a lack of faith. There was a quote, but I can't remember it precisely and I can't find the attribution, so I'll just paraphrase it as best I can remember... something like "I can know how the sun gives us light, but that makes it no less magical." The belief that God created all does not in any way negate the desire to understand that creation, to understand how it was created, to understand the structure of the universe. Belief does not require accepting as literal truth words that were written to be understood by relatively primitive people millennia ago....

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    2. Re:Heh. by mav[LAG] · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Belief without proof is faith.

      The word translated as "faith" in the biblical documents means assurance based on a track record or forensic proof i.e. just the opposite of belief without proof. See here for a longer explanation.

      Christians need to spend more time studying what those original authors meant.

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    3. Re:Heh. by Petrushka · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The word translated as "faith" in the biblical documents means assurance based on a track record or forensic proof i.e. just the opposite of belief without proof. See here for a longer explanation.

      I teach ancient Greek. Everything that author claims is founded solely on internal evidence from four texts using words in unusual contexts.

      About the only claims there that are consistent with non-biblical usage are (1) that pisteuo means "to rely on, trust in", which does not support the general argument; and (2) when he cites someone else to assert that "faith" can usefully be thought of as "framed in terms of an ancient client-patron relationship". There is no necessary connection with proof or evidence, and pistis means pretty much exactly what the crazier fundamentalists think it does. (One of the few things they do get right.)

  17. Space, not spacetime by Ambitwistor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Spacetime is flat to within a 2% error margin."

    No, space is flat to within 2% (on cosmological scales, according to WMAP Year 5). Spacetime is curved, as per general relativity.

  18. Goldilocks and the three cosmological clocks by peter303 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Before WMAP, the other two age indicators gave contadictory ages of the universe. The Hubble expansion constant suggested a young age 10 B.Y., though there was a wide error range depending on the distance measure.
    Low-metal stars in globular clusters are thought to be the universe's oldest and from nuclear-synthesis physics thought to be 15 B.Y. The disagreement among the two clocks was so bad for a while, some astronomers thought the big-bang hypothesis was flawed.
    The third and most recent clock - spatial power spectrum of the background microwave radiation- gives a percise age within the error range of the other two ages. Further observations of the other two clocks seem to be converging to this one. Astromenrs are now happy, kissing and making up.

  19. One glaring problem with this calculation by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    The universe was born on February 29 - so it's really just a bit over 3 billion years old.

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  20. Re:The 6000-year people may be right by KublaiKhan · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know a number of Catholics and other christians, a number of Jews, and a handful of Buddhists who would all reject your attempted "evidence" for a number of reasons.

    The base reason, though, why you're entirely wrong, is twofold:

    Number one, you're assuming that science is unchangeable and that what came first is inevitably more accurate. While this may be acceptable for scripture, it's exactly opposite to what's acceptable for science.

    Why is this?

    Because science is based on the assumption that while it may be the most useful explanation for the way things work at the moment, it may possibly be disproved with better equipment and techniques at some time in the future. Hence, this 'revisionism' that your link claims is somehow a bad thing is, instead, just the way science works.

    Secondly, each of the explanations for the apparent "young age" given is incomplete. The age of Niagara falls, for instance, does not take into account geological uplift, vulcanism, deposition of sediments, or any other of the ways in which erosion is countered. The assertion that the sun is "getting smaller" has been measured; Heimholz' calculations were based on incomplete information and on an incorrect assumption that the sun was burning according to the standard oxygen-fuel model--being as nuclear fusion had not yet been discovered.

    You do not have to be an atheist to practice good science. Many, many men and women of faith have no problem with scientific thought and principles, because they understand that science is not a -threat- to their beliefs, but rather a -celebration- of them. If your faith is so fragile that anything which does not read exactly according to your preconceived notion, your personal interpretation, of what the bible says is counted as a threat, then the problem lies not with science, but with you.

    And I'm not posting as an Anonymous Coward because, unlike you, I can stand behind my words.

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  21. And tomorrow... by sigzero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The answer will change again. I can positively guarantee that they will never know how old it is.

  22. Of course the universe is flat! by AngryDad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Moreover, as out ion-beam reflection tests determined, it rests on 6 elephants, not 5 as we previously thought. :) /AD

  23. Re:The 6000-year people may be right by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And you call that evidence.... we should make better schools.

    Evidence? You want scary read this St Louis Post Dispatch story. Thirty people who had been arrested on drug charges were released after the arresting officer was shot and killed. Apparently the only "evidence" was the cop's word.

    "Well" you say, "that's just one redneck state?" Well, I live next door to that state, here in Illinois they fired two detectives for perjury, planting evidence, and other bogus stunts - after the two were caught. The detectives weren't charged with their obviously criminal actions, and one man who had been arrested on charges of being a dope dealer, then released when it was clear the charges were bogus, is suing.

    It's too bad that the law doesn't have the same definition for "evidence" as scientists. It's pretty easy to see how this "creationist" garbage gets started.

    BTW, no where in the Bible does it say how old the universe (or the earth) is or how God went about making life. Like the two stories about dopers, they're just taking some asshat's word for it.

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  24. Re:Young Earth Creationists vs. Scientists. by sqrt(2) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Everyone needs to be a Christian because it is the only way to be right with God. Every other religion says they got it right too. Yours has no more and no less proof than any of the others. For all you know you're going to be punished for not being a Muslim; and it's impossible for you to tell, barring outlandish and torturous logic derived from superstition, coincidence, and the influence of other people. Your choice of religion is, essentially, an arbitrary one and has no practical relevance to the rest of the world.
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  25. Re:The 6000-year people may be right by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry. I can't argue with your belief.

    I don't have time to address ever issue (since I need to leave for work in about 5 minutes) So I will just respond to a single bullet point, and add a little food for thought at the end.

    11. we have living fossils all around us. not exactly an embarassment. People just assumed some animals were extinct when they actually were not. How old do you think evolutionists think a cockroach is? it's pretty common yet they believe it is millions of years old.

    If the Earth is relatively young, then I would argue that when God made the Earth he made it look much older than it really is. Just like on a model train set you have hills and grass and canyons and buildings which you just built, but are made to look like they have been there for a long time.

    So do we follow the process of erosion linearly and assume God just put the universe together that way. Or are all of our models worthless, and we need to just ask God for all the answers because we have no other way of determining non-contiguous functions? I will note, God doesn't answer scientific questions too often. At least not in a way that is consistently reproducible.

    ps - "slashbot living in their parents' basement thinks" .. opening up like that tells me you are not interested in a level headed discussion. and that your actual goal is to have "many atheists just pooh-pooh this evidence"

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  26. Re:Retort- by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you start with a firm belief, you don't actually need any proof at all. But whenever you get anything that seems to support your belief, you will seize upon it.

    In this case, the web site seizes upon a few animals that were thought to be extinct and were later found NOT to be extinct. Aside from ignoring the thousands of still-thought-to-be-extinct fossils, it's not even an argument worth winning; natural selection does not require extinction - though it does help explain it when it does occur. But extinction can occur even without natural selection, and natural selection does not try to claim otherwise. For instance, if a new species of bird were to arise on a dormant volcanic island, and then the volcano were to become active and wipe out the habitat, this would cause an extinction without needing to invoke natural selection.

    Most theories involving the mass dinosaur extinction do not involve natural selection (aside from the small subset that became modern birds), so claiming that a dinosaur still exists is even more puzzling.

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  27. Re:The 6000-year people may be right by bunratty · · Score: 2, Interesting
    1. Not scientific evidence. It's historical.
    2. Geologic evidence, including radiological dating and tectonic theory, put the age of the Earth at billions of years. Take a geology class.
    3. The age of the falls at Niagara may be 6000 years, but that says nothing about the age of the Earth.
    4. There is good evidence that what we see in the Universe did start in a hot, dense state billions of years ago. Take some astronomy classes.
    5. Actually, the sun was much cooler billions of years ago, as main sequence stars get hotter as they age.
    6. There is good evidence that the moon formed in a collision between the Earth and a Mars-sized planet billions of years ago.
    I'm not going to go on. The page simply lists any evidence at all for possibly suggesting that the Earth is only thousands of years old, no matter how flimsy. It's all debunked easily by our modern scientific understanding.
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  28. it's funny he mentions 6K years by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    lots of serious astronomy went on when mankind still hadn't figured out that the solar system was heliocentric. so you can still do science while you still have an anthropocentric bias to your research. however, we got over the idea the earth was the center of everything

    although we are still getting over the idea of mankind being the center of the biological world. some of us (not on slashdot, i am speaking in a broader sense of all of mankind) still grapple with evolution as contentious

    but even still in cosmology, anthropocentrism colors our percetions as mortal biological creatures: we have a beginning, a middle, and an end. and we imprint this in our abrahamic religions. and we imprint this in our cosmological awareness of the universe. but must the universe have a beginning, middle and end?

    i am going to sound like a crackpot here to some people, but scientific convention has been overthrown before, and i am sure it will be again: the big bang smells bad to me. i am certain its evidence is being misinterpreted. much as misinterpreting the evidence of seeing the sun rise and set means the sun is going around the earth. you can say i am showing a bias of my own here. and yes, i am: anthropocentric ideas are wrong in describing how the universe actually is, that's my bias. and i hope that bit of intellectual honesty on my part will allow some of you to admit to the anthropocentric stink about the big bang theory

    the universe is endless, in time and space. there, i said it. i of course have no proof of this. but i can conjecture that time dilation effects as we backtrack towards the big bang means that there never really is a beginning. or that the big bang, as huge is it, is still a local effect, not the sum total of the universe, that there is still something going on out there beyond the microwave background radiation, perhaps other big bangs. that we see all around us hubble's outward momentum, but it is still a local effect, that somewhere out there, beyond the cosmic backgorund radiation, some being is looking around him and worrying about a cosmic crunch. that his hubble constant is reversed. like waves on the ocean on a massive scale: wave tip here, trough there

    to me, the big bang has the stink of abrahamic religious myth all over it. i think the big bang will be found to be merely another vestige of our trek from superstition to real science, like the phlogiston theory or lamarckian evolution. taken very seriously in their times, as silly as they seem now. so i think it will be with the big bang theory someday too, that it's obvious abrahamic influence will be more accutely seen in later generations

    i may be pilloried and voted as a troll by the defenders of the status quo here for saying this, but i will still say it: the big bang will be disproven. the universe is endless in time and space

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  29. Re:How the Universe Expands by brunascle · · Score: 2, Informative

    If space is all expanding, how can we even tell?
    we can tell that other objects are moving away from us because of the Doppler redshift of light coming too us. the further the object is from us, the greater the redshift, meaning that the further the object the faster it's moving away from us.
  30. I've never understood that by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A much more common argument from creationists is that it looks like it's 13.73 billion years old, but it actually is only around 6000 years old, and the whole 13.73 billion years business is just there to fool us.

    Isn't God supposed to be infinitely more intelligent and powerful than we are?

    If that's the case, why is he trying to trick us? What the hell would that prove? That he's smarter than we are? It's already pretty much a given if he can make all this. What does he gain by fucking with us? So he can sit back and say, "Ho ho simpletons! Those dinosaur fossils and red shifting really got you good, didn't they?"

    It would be like me kicking a puppy for not knowing Calculus. "Ok Spot, what's the first derivative of sin(x)? Wrong!" *boot*

    I cannot believe that the creator of the universe would be that fabulous of a bastard. And if he is, I want no part of Him.

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    1. Re:I've never understood that by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I like Bill Hick's response to that argument.

      "Well, God put fossils here to test our faith!"
      "I think he put you here to test my faith, dude."

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    2. Re:I've never understood that by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I cannot believe that the creator of the universe would be that fabulous of a bastard. And if he is, I want no part of Him.

      You're not supposed to worship him because he's a nice guy, you're supposed to worship him because if you don't you'll burn in a lake of fire for all eternity. The argument seems a little more consistent now huh?

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  31. Something is off there... by spun · · Score: 2, Informative

    That wiki page says that it expired in Canada in 1985, which has life+50 year copyright terms. But this figure does not jibe with the date the author died. The page goes on to claim that in countries that have a life+70 year, it will expire in 2008, while in the US it will expire in 2030. Something is off.

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  32. Well Happy Birthday Universe!! by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember when you were just knee high to a grasshopper. Now look at you, so big and 'universal'

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  33. Could we please stop with the 6k trolls already? by gillbates · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, the interesting thing is that the Bible doesn't say that the Earth is 6,000 years old.

    In fact, the majority of Jews - from whom the scripture came - do not believe it is 6,000 years old.

    Nor do the 2 billion Catholics in the world.

    Nor do the nearly 1 billion (maybe more) Muslims in the world.

    Yet they all believe in the books of Moses.

    The belief that the Earth was formed in 4,004 B.C. is held only by a small, minority sect of protestants who insist on interpreting the Bible literally. Problem is, that a literal interpretation of the Bible doesn't support this theory - there are gaps in the genealogies which make arriving at an exact date impossible. In fact, you can't even get a ballpark figure using literal interpretation, because the books weren't written as an historical or scientific reference. So things get left out that you would need to know to determine even the approximate dates.

    Suppose, for an instant, that you are God, telling Moses how you created the world:
    God: In one femtosecond, I created all the matter in the Universe.
    Moses: What's a femto-second? How many days is that?
    God: It's a, wait, oh, nevermind... Let me rephrase that: I spoke and created the Universe on the first day...

    It's not false, but it's not precise either. However, it is as precise as could be written down at the time, because the concept of a femto-second wouldn't become widely known for another 40 centuries.

    No matter what the topic, you can find people who will read their particular biases into anything. You can find the same behavior among the Da Vinci code believers who think somehow that, in spite of the book being fiction, the Catholic Church is "hiding the real truth". Kind of like the 9/11 and JFK conspiracy theorists.

    I'm not sure why people like to trot out the 6,000 year old theory every time someone mentions the age of the Universe. Perhaps it is because they're seeking an opportunity to tar the faiths of the world with the brush of ignorance. Perhaps their ignorance of religion allows them to believe that all believers think this way. Regardless, it is getting a little old, and quite frankly, pedantic.

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  34. Scientists aren't opposed to the big G by microbox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Except that Scientists don't want to accept that and Zealot, fundamentalist religionsists do not want to acknoledge this.

    I don't think there are many scientists who would have a problem with God creating the universe, so long as the God explaination is in accordance with observable evidence. Hence, not 6000 years ago.

    Now many scientists would also say that the God explaination doesn't add any value - as in "who created God". But don't read too much into that.

    Scientists aren't opposed to God, en masse, but they *are* opposed to ignorant zealots who don't understand the principles of evidence, and spew their crap on society through political action groups. But that's a larger issue than just intelligent design and young-earthers. There's also global-warming deniers too.

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    1. Re:Scientists aren't opposed to the big G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's also global-warming deniers too.


      And global-cooling deniers too! You're not a DENIER, *are you*? You can always tell zealots by the way they throw in jabs for their pet topic, even when it has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

      I got the same feeling from the last line of the summary. It was a totally unnecessary jab.

      Oh, and Microsoft sucks.

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  35. Re:I'm not an atheist, but uh, retort by abigor · · Score: 3, Informative

    First of all, don't assume that that everyone who thinks the Earth is older than 6,000 years is an atheist. Albert Einstein, for instance, was certainly not an atheist. "It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it."

    From a letter Einstein wrote in English, dated 24 March 1954. It is included in Albert Einstein: The Human Side, edited by Helen Dukas and Banesh Hoffman, published by Princeton University Press.

    Einstein was actually an outspoken atheist.
  36. Isn't it obvious? by microbox · · Score: 3, Funny

    So which of Earth's many religions is the correct one with respect to the creation of the universe?

    That would be The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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  37. Re:I reiterate by porkThreeWays · · Score: 5, Informative

    Check out wikipedia and the incredible things WMAP has done. We learned a HUGE amount about the universe with this satellite. We now know the average temperature of the universe (2.7K). We now know Omega. We now know whether the universe is curved or flat. We now know the dispersion of microwaves from the big bang. We now have a much better picture of the acceleration of the expanding universe. In essence, WMAP cleared up a HUGE number of questions from the 1980's and 1990's regarding the cosmos.

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  38. How come you can't make money w/creationism? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Finding oil is a very important and high-stakes issue for oil companies. Literally trillions of dollars are riding on it. Exxon's exploration budget alone is around $20 billion per year. When the chips are down and they need to find the most likely spots to drill - what kind of geology do they use? Flood geology, or mainstream? Which one actually delivers the goods?

    Let's assume the Earth is only a few thousand years old. Where did the oil come from? Was it created in the ground with the rest of the Earth? If so, is there a way to predict where it might be found? Or perhaps it really did form from plants and dinosaurs, but about 10,000 times faster than any chemist believes it could? Any way you look at it, a young Earth and a Flood would imply some very interesting scientific questions to ask, some interesting (and potentially extremely valuable) research programs to start. How come nobody's actually pursuing such research programs?

    Why don't creationists put together an investment fund, where people pay in and the stake is used as venture capital for things like oil and mineral rights? If "Flood geology" is really a better theory, then it should make better predictions about where raw materials are than standard geology does. The profits from such a venture could pay for a lot of evangelism. Why isn't anyone doing this?

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  39. Re:The 6000-year people may be right by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Evidence??

    Okay, just of the intellectual exercise:

    1. Even the church doesn't believe the 6000 year old figure. This is evidence that it's true?

    2. There is extensive evidence that the land surface rises and falls. We can measure it with GPS (both rising and sinking). There are marine fossils at the tops of mountains. There are pictures of it happening: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/762047.stm

    3. Creationists seem to be the only ones to use figures like 6 feet / year. The highest I found from non-creationist sources is 3.8 feet / year. According to Lyell's figures for the length of the gorge, that makes the FALLS 9,000 years old, assuming erosion has been at a constant rate (why would it be?). That can put a (rough) minimum on the age of the planet, I suppose, but it has nothing whatsoever to say about the maximum age. Maybe if ALL gorges showed evidence of being that age we might get suspicious. But they don't.

    4. Large (and small) scale structures, as well as the spacing of the planets, is quite adequately explained with physics. As for dark matter, that seems a much simpler hypothesis than an omnipotent, universe creating super being. We have observed long period comets that most certainly could have survived for more than a few thousand years in their present orbits. Most comets (even the ones we can see!) are not short period like Halley's.

    5. Helmholtz didn't even know what powered the sun. Hint: it's not a lump of coal. The mass of the sun does decrease over time, but only imperceptibly. This is a very silly point.

    6. Gee, someone made up a number for dust falling on the Earth, guessed a similar number for the moon (why? the moon is smaller!), and it turned out to be wrong. Actual observations showed that it was wrong. That's how science works.

    7. Kelvin didn't know much about radiation. The internal heat of the planet is nicely explained by radiation. There are other types of radioactive decay other than alpha radiation that do not produce helium. What is the justification for the statement that helium does not escape from the atmosphere? There's quite good evidence that it does escape, along with (and faster than) most other atmospheric components.

    8. I don't know much about the dead sea, but some of the salt does end up on dry land, in large domes and other salt features, as the sea has been shrinking for the last twenty thousand years (and still is today). Salt is also deposited underwater, so a simple multiplication of the volume of water by the average dissolved salt content would be inaccurate. There are also known to be extensive salt deposits under the bed of the lake. Springs at the bottom might also mean a filtering process similar to the one that occurs in the ocean at deep sea vents. Apparently the creationists don't like the numbers they get even by simple division, so they invoke the vents to divide the number again by "about half."

    9. Are you kidding? We have historical records of population growth that show that its definitely not purely exponential at 2.4 children per family. You can pull that off today only because of modern health care and the comparably high level of wealth that the majority of people enjoy. Population growth exploded with the agricultural revolution. It didn't grow anywhere near as fast before that. This is a matter of record.

    10. This point shows a very bad minunderstanding of radioactive decay and dating techniques, which do not form the majority of evidence for a planet older than 6000 years anyway. Supernovas change decay rates? Very, VERY slightly, and only electron capture decay. Supernova data overall SUPPORTS the constancy of radioactive decay rates.

    11. How are "living fossils" either an embarrassment, or evidence of a young Earth? These animals were believed to be extinct but were found in small numbers or in very out of the way locations (like the bottom of the ocean. So? If you f

  40. Re:The earth is round... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Flat" here refers to the curvature of space. In the absence of a cosmological constant, and assuming homogeneity and isotropy, this implies that the universe is balanced on the edge between eternal expansion and recollapse. (Not an equilibrium size, but an eternal expansion that asymptotically slows to a rate of zero.) However, dark energy (at least in the simplest model) implies that a flat universe is no longer "balanced on edge", and in fact its expansion will accelerate eternally.

  41. But the earth is estimated at 4.5 bil years old... by Memophage · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wait.. the earth is estimated to be 4.5 billion years old itself... so the entire universe is only ~3 times older than the earth itself?

  42. 13.79 years = about to hit puberty by spineboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh boy I can see it now, the universe is 17.79 billion years and should go thru puberty soon. Bad mood swings, voice changes, hair growing on funny places like Saturns rings, the M31 and M5 galaxies are both getting bigger,.....and those funny sensations.

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    1. Re:13.79 years = about to hit puberty by BrandonBlizard · · Score: 2

      13.73 billion years old? wow that means that the bible is only off by 228,833,333%

    2. Re:13.79 years = about to hit puberty by metamorfoza · · Score: 2, Funny

      probaly form his early childhood. whilst looking at stars his uncle must've said something like: "let me see uranus"

  43. Flat for how long? by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 2

    The article says that the data suggests (within a 2% margin of error) that space is flat and that that conclusion is based on the energy density of the universe. But if the universe goes through another period of inflation - where space itself expands - then won't the energy density of the universe effectively drop potentially putting it into the set of values where space must have negative curvature? And if it is at/near critical density now then wouldn't it have been > critical density before the last period of inflation?

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  44. Re:Gee by lgw · · Score: 2, Informative

    The WMAP survey gives a *very* accurate estimate of the moment whn the universe cooled enough to become transparant (called "recombination" even thought "initial combination" would be far more apt). 4 sigificant digits is amazing.

    This measurement says nothing about what came before recombination. It just says that recombination was 13.73 billion years ago, give or take 10 million years. Much of the rest of physics and cosmology says that the univers was about 240,000-310,000 years old when recombination occurred. Even if that 240-310K estimate is way off, you're still left with 13.73 billion years ago, give or take 10 million years.

    Make sense?

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  45. Universe is flat? by ROMRIX · · Score: 2, Funny

    We now know that the universe is flat with only a 2% margin of error.

    That's what they said about the earth 400 years ago...
    Just you wait, a few more centuries and everyone will realize the true shape is a spherically inverted multifaceted poly-dimensional plexoid of random size. Mark my word, you'll see.
  46. Re: technically speaking... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you were God, I don't see why you couldn't initialize the universe simulation at a point 6000 years ago with all the evidence in said universe pointing to a cosmological creation point 13.73 billion years ago What's amazing is how many people will accept that God faked the evidence, but will never consider that He faked the account Genesis I. If God is decpetive, *all* bets are off.

    We should remember that within this universe, God is omniscient and omnipotent. People who actually read the bible realize that he is portrayed as neither.
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  47. Leet by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why couldn't it be 13.37 Billion years old? Almost a message from a greater power, I'd say...