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Microsoft Tries To Prevent Further Discovery

An anonymous reader notes the considerable irony in Microsoft asking for relief from further discovery in the Windows Vista Capable debacle. This is the lawsuit that was recently granted class-action status, and Microsoft wants the wheels of justice to stop while it appeals that designation. It's easy to see why Microsoft wants to prevent further digging around in their and their OEMs' email archives, with stories like this one from the NYTimes (registration may be required) revealing Redmond's highly embarrassing internal emails to a mass audience.

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  1. ahoj by eneville · · Score: 5, Funny

    chair throwing contest starting in 10...

    1. Re:ahoj by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think that Ballmer is secretly Scottish and always wanted to be a caber tosser.

    2. Re:ahoj by RealSurreal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, he got half of his wish

    3. Re:ahoj by eneville · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... hes a dancing monkey tosser

    4. Re:ahoj by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ballmer is clearly re-tossing the deck chairs on RMS Vis^Titanic.

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    5. Re:ahoj by sycotic · · Score: 2, Informative

      Isn't that HMS?

      Or was the Titanic really a Royal Mail Ship?

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    6. Re:ahoj by tatermonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      2 months before XP was released I bought a computer that was "XP Ready". Granted it was a top of the line for its day, I was able to load and run XP with no problems what so ever hardware wise. My drivers were available from the manufacturers and ran great. Upgrading to XP back then I lost the use of one game which I was able to run later on after a few patches. That is what "(Insert OS) Ready" means. Vista obviously has other issues.

  2. It's only fair by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    After, all that discovery is only producing documents which will torpedo their appeal of class action status.

    Can't have that, can we?

    1. Re:It's only fair by value_added · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If their emails are managed in the same manner as the White House emails, then maybe they have nothing to worry about.

      Seriously, though, this lawsuit is great stuff. On the one hand, you have a monopoly forced into a measure of transparency and accountability. Then you have that monopoly's shortcomings being made the subject of stories in The New York Times (this one in the Business Section, no less), to say nothing of similar stories in other papers elsewhere. The lawsuit itself may be about Vista, but the emails are about Microsoft. Whether you care about Vista or not, this is good for everyone.

      The lawsuit will most likely be decided using a "reasonableness" standard, and the outcome will probably be similarly reasonable, like coupons or some such nonsense. The more interesting question is whether Microsoft itself is Ready(TM) or Capable(TM) to address the more fundamental problems of Vista, and what Windows users forced into upgrades by a variety of means will have to contend with in the interim.

    2. Re:It's only fair by gruntled · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You know, I wasted quite a few years covering the Microsoft antitrust trial, and what killed these guys then was the internal email. I would have thought they'd developed policies designed to purge email more than, say, 90 days old, after that experience, but given the darwinian nature of life at Microsoft, where everybody is always attacking everybody else, I guess you have to document what you've been saying to people or you run the risk of being stuck with the blame when the tide turns. Ironic that MS is basically being beaten up by the very same "cover your butt" memos people write internally to protect themselves....

    3. Re:It's only fair by mjwx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Microsoft produces the documents and torpedos their class action status
      or
      Microsoft doesn't produce the documents (citing that the documents no longer exist) and torpedos any remaining myths about reliability in window server systems and Microsoft Exchange

      Brilliant, its a win-win situation.

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    4. Re:It's only fair by Mathinker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe it has something to do with the Sarbanes-Oxley Act?

      If you look at the section E-mail communication retention policy and storage in an article on it at TechRepublic, it seems that SOx dictates that email needs to be retained indefinitely.

    5. Re:It's only fair by gruntled · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, SOX merely requires that the retention period be clearly stated in policy and that the retention period be "reasonable." In fact, that's stated in your link.

  3. Microsoft hired the wrong people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    They obviously need to hire the White House email administrators.

    Problem solved.

  4. Re:Glad I made the family buy XP by call-me-kenneth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm glad that I gave my Mum (uncontaminated with years of learning Windows) a Linux box, and that both my grilf and father have independently, and without any prompting from me, asked if I can fix their machines the same way (one's on Vista on a budget laptop - yes, I did warn her - the other's on XP "media centre edition". (It's got no TV tuner, surround sound, IR or anything else (even a big HD) that lends the machine to being a media centre, so I guess Dell must have wanted to puff the numbers for Unca Billy.)

  5. They Think Differently by Enlightenment · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Continued proceedings here would cost Microsoft a substantial sum of money for discovery and divert key personnel from full-time tasks," said Charles Wright, an attorney for Microsoft

    How is that not acceptable? If they labeled systems misleadingly then they should be paying to help clean up the mess they caused.

    1. Re:They Think Differently by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Continued proceedings here would cost the company a substantial sum of money for discovery and divert key personnel from full-time tasks," Funny, it is exactly the argument I use to tell my boss it is not in our company's interests to switch to Vista...
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  6. Eh? by nizo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Continued proceedings here would cost Microsoft a substantial sum of money for discovery and divert key personnel from full-time tasks," said Charles Wright, an attorney for Microsoft, in the motion to suspend the case. "[It] would intrude on sensitive pricing decisions and strategies by OEMs, wholesalers, and retailers;


    I.e. it would cut even further into Vista sales.


    and would jeopardize Microsoft's goodwill with class members.


    What does this mean in normal human language, rather than lawyerspeak???

    1. Re:Eh? by RealSurreal · · Score: 4, Funny

      What does this mean in normal human language, rather than lawyerspeak??? "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
    2. Re:Eh? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ... and would jeopardize Microsoft's goodwill with class members.

      If Microsoft had any goodwill with the class members, why would said members be suing Microsoft? That statement doesn't make any sense on the face of it.

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    3. Re:Eh? by vux984 · · Score: 5, Funny

      What does this mean in normal human language, rather than lawyerspeak???

      It means 'we called our customers mindless sheep that go where they're led, and called our VAR partners our bitches that will do what they're told, and we called our 'MVPs our whores that ... well... anyway... we really don't want them finding out this how we refer to them internally...

      That's my guess, at least. ;)

  7. Vista disaster by 0123456 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I bought a laptop a few months ago, even the sales people were telling me how much Vista sucks (despite the fact that some of the stores didn't even sell XP laptops anymore so they were sure to lose a sale). When the people selling PCs are actively discouraging customers from buying newer systems with newer operating systems, Microsoft clearly have a problem... so I'm not surprised they want to hide their dirty laundry rather than have it exposed in the press.

    1. Re:Vista disaster by Original+Replica · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Microsoft clearly have a problem.

      Yeah the problem is that they listened to some asshat Marketing VP instead of their program managers

      The minimum hardware configuration was set so low that "even a piece of junk will qualify," Anantha Kancherla, a Microsoft program manager, said in an internal e-mail message among those recently unsealed, adding, "It will be a complete tragedy if we allowed it."

      She was exactly right, for MS this is a complete tragedy. Any bets on if they give her a big fat rise for trying to warn them? Any bets on if they fire the senior management that pushed for dropping the hardware requirements?
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    2. Re:Vista disaster by Anzya · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's just soooo embarassing to fire ones golf partner...

      This is what happens when your brain only can plan 3 months in advance to the next budget report. The future be damned, the stock holders want possitiv reports now. In six months we'll come up with a new scam to bolster the numbers. If the stock holders where happy the last time when we fired a 1000 then they will be twice as happy if we fire 2000...

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  8. Mwhahahaha by Colin+Smith · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's what you get for allowing multi gigabyte PST files.

    Oh, the sweet irony.

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  9. Whatever happened to the marketing department? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The one thing Microsoft were always great at was marketing. Now, apart from the mess they've already got themselves into, they're still not seizing the great way out that's been presented to them. All they have to do is give away some vouchers that are only useful if you have Vista (that's basically how class action lawsuits end) and make a big splash out of how the only problems with Vista were the substandard hardware originally approved for it when in fact to get the power of Vista you need the latest kit. This is easy stuff. Anyone should see it. Why the hell would they think they're better of pretending that the crap performance people are seeing is Vista working properly? That isn't going to make them a penny.

    1. Re:Whatever happened to the marketing department? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because big corporations have a vested interest in never admitting they're wrong until a jury of their peers says so, and even then they keep trying to spin it in their favor. The lengths they go to does get pretty insane sometimes.

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  10. Re:I don't get it by medge_42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You said it yourself, you are an IT professional.

    <analogy>
    If you bought a DVD player that, according to the label, would play anything and then it refused to play a DVD someone lent you would you be upset?

    Probably.

    The DVD you've put in contains half a dozen Divx files. Still upset?

    Probably not, but most of my social group still do not understand why that would be.
    </analogy>

    I think John Q. Public isn't going to realise that undergoing a research project, prior to buying what is rapidly become just another consumer electronics device, is required. They will want what it says on the box.

  11. Re:I don't get it by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I agree with you from my own perspective as a software engineer that has to make similar recommendations, you also have to look at this from how a typical not-particularly-computer-literate customer would see it. They go to a store to buy a laptop with the latest Microsoft OS on it, and they have certain expectations ... that it will work at least as well as the last version of Windows they had, for one. Given what's been coming out of Microsoft in discovery so far, it seems to me that Microsoft knew they had a dog on their hands, and sold it anyway. They took a chance that nobody would call them on it and lost.

    So far as sales go, this is probably gonna hurt. Me, I'm sticking with XP and Linux for the time being.

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  12. Re:I don't get it by zotz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Depending on the situation:

    Linux is too difficult for the average person, they will need outside help. But windows is so easy the average person can handle things themselves, no need for outside help.

    Whereas other times we see things like you put forward:

    "Now what are those people complaining about? That they didn't research what "Vista Capable" entails? That they have no clue on how to do IT?"

    Problems with windows really aren't windows problems, they are due to clueless users.

    Which is it? Do you need expert skill and knowledge to run windows properly and safely or not?

    all the best,

    drew
    http://zotzbro.blogspot.com/

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  13. Re:I don't get it by jlarocco · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't understand the lawsuit - if they would've informed themselves, they wouldn't have had the problem. And the machines CAN run Windows Vista - all the editions. Just Aero and Moviemaker won't work without a proper graphic card, but that's not much of a problem.

    The point of the lawsuit is that if a product has a sticker saying "Vista Capable", then that should be all the research necessary.

    Not running "Aero" is actually a pretty big problem. For most people the only noticeable change in Vista is the new pretty GUI. I know there's supposedly other new features, but that's the only one that sticks out to most people. So when it's not there...

    If people would just "inform themselves", there would be no spam, no malware, no viruses, no security problems, ... Obviously that's not going to happen. It's hard enough for the average idiot to buy computer hardware without Microsoft lying to them.

  14. Re:I don't get it by FlyingGuy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Although I have not read the CLASS documents, this is coming from the consumer side. These are people that are not IT professionals. I am an IT professional, and when I did the very same research you did, I told every customer I had, "Look, what Vista is bringing to the table, you really don't need". The people you have working for you perform about 4 basic functions. a) They type up documents. b) They do basic spreadsheets, nothing fancy nothing remotely resembling complicated. c) They do e-mail correspondence. d) they do minor web research.

    I told them 95% of your machines will require a memory upgrade and a new video card, since the on-board video system will not handle Aero and with parts and labor that is going to cost you about $300.00 per machine so that's going to be around $30K PLUS the upgrade licenses, training costs, etc. To a client, they all said, "And I would do this why?".

    On the consumer side, all they see is "Vista Capable". Now if they had stickers like "Vista Capable but NOT vista premium Capable" that might have made consumers step back and say "Huh, what you talking about Willis?". Their own e-mail exchanges ( which I have read ) clearly indicate that they knew the marketing was going to confuse the crap about of your average consumer, that they knew the Intel video chip-set was "No Go" but they made the decision to push forward anyway, even after one of their own said, "I now have a $2100.00 e-mail machine", with no printer drivers, no Aero, none of the "WOW" that was being heavily advertised and promoted as the lunchpin of their upgrade sales strategy.

    Microsoft really really put shit out there that is now coming around to bite them in the ass, and deservedly so.

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  15. Registration-free LINK by __aailob1448 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ack, bugmenot is not working. Here is a link to the article that doesn't require registration.

    http://biz.yahoo.com/nytimes/080309/1194753587951.html?.v=4

  16. Re:Glad I made the family buy XP by contrapunctus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's great but ultimately MS got money from your family so they got the dollar-votes...

  17. Class != current members by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Informative

    The class is not limited to current members (who have already signed up as being pissed). Further digging and media time also tells those people that were suckered but did nothing that there is a class action and brings them into the action.

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  18. Microsoft values your money (in their pockets) by jonaskoelker · · Score: 4, Insightful
    FTFA:

    "Microsoft's interest in avoiding unnecessary litigation costs, preserving the time of its employees, insulating OEMs, wholesalers, and retailers from discovery into confidential pricing policies, and maintaining its goodwill far outweighs the interest of class members in relief they never expected before filing this action," Microsoft said.
    Let's analyse this.

    On one hand, there's Microsoft keeping money saved on lawsuits and salaries, preventing anyone besides themselves (and probably few of themselves at that) from knowing just how much money they extract from you and trying to seem like a Good Corporate Citizen (TM).

    On the other hand, there's your interest in saving the money that Microsoft has only been able to demand because they've been able to keep their pricing scheme secret from you.

    Microsoft says that money in their pockets is more important than money in your pockets. Colour me unsurprised.
  19. Re:I don't get it by lukas84 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Windows, Linux, Mac OS are all operating systems meant to be used by users, and administrated by administrators.

    They are NOT meant to administrated by users. What marketing says is one thing, reality is another. Most users do not possess or are willing to learn the knowledge required for even basic troubleshooting.

    I'm not blaming them for that - i'm blaming them for not getting professional help. It's the same way i handle my car. I drive it (user), but i'll leave repais and checkups to qualified professionals (administrators).

  20. Re:I don't get it by unapersson · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Linux is too difficult for the average person, they will need outside help. But windows is so easy the average person can handle things themselves, no need for outside help."

    Which version of Windows is this? And when is it coming out?

  21. You've decided the case - the court hasn't by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How is that not acceptable? If they labeled systems misleadingly then they should be paying to help clean up the mess they caused.

    You're operating under the assumption that the case against Microsoft is valid. Since the case has not yet been decided, the court cannot operate under that assumption. During discovery the court has to weigh the cost to Microsoft against the probability that information germane to the case at hand will be revealed. Civil litigation frequently involves analysis of this kind.

    If the court allowed every single discovery motion, cases would never be resolved and the cost of litigation would be higher than it already is. I'm not saying that this motion shouldn't be allowed, but the courts don't have the luxury of deciding the case first, then making discovery rulings on that basis.

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    1. Re:You've decided the case - the court hasn't by belmolis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      True, but in this case the discovery has already revealed evidence that is quite damning, namely that Microsoft knew about Vista's many problems.

    2. Re:You've decided the case - the court hasn't by mikelieman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If Microsoft's Email Server and Client lived up to their ADVERTISING, then recovering the relevant email evidence should be fairly straightforward and simple.

      But that's another lawsuit, isn't it?

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    3. Re:You've decided the case - the court hasn't by mstahl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your comment suggests that no additional discovery is yet necessary.

    4. Re:You've decided the case - the court hasn't by MikeBabcock · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're forgetting the disturbing Western trend that the accused are guilty of crimes before a trial even happens.

      TV shows like Law and Order state in their introduction voice-over that the DAs "prosecute offenders" not suspects.

      Police on shows like Cops routinely justify their overzealous use of power with no regard for citizens' rights (including questioning without Mirandizing them).

      People should be ashamed that they've turned on each other and decided they can be judge and jury based on facts heard third and fourth party through the Internet.

      Let someone have their day in court then feel free to judge based on the facts.

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  22. Re:I don't get it by Posting=!Working · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now what are those people complaining about? That they didn't research what "Vista Capable" entails?

    No, they didn't. No one should have to. If it's capable of running the Vista that was advertised (all ads showed the Aero interface), it should be labeled Vista Capable. If it only runs a crippled version of Vista that is NEVER seen in an ad, except to be listed by name and price, it should be labeled "Vista Crippled." If it won't run common software and hardware, it should never have been released. Why the hell would anyone assume otherwise? Even people at Microsoft thought so.

    That they have no clue on how to do IT?

    Again, no they don't, nor should they have to. Not everyone who buys a computer works in an IT department. Most don't know much about the inner workings of computers, so they go by what the promotion says, that Vista is the best OS out there, and you can do all these wonderful things with it. Even many who do work for IT, even Microsoft employees, would not assume that drivers would not exist (and never be planned to exist) for common hardware and software. XP ran these devices and programs, and reasonable people would assume the heavily advertised upgrade to XP would too.

    I don't understand the lawsuit - if they would've informed themselves, they wouldn't have had the problem.

    If Microsoft hadn't intentionally misinformed the public, they wouldn't have had the problem. You shouldn't have to do research to refute the "facts" that companies

    And the machines CAN run Windows Vista - all the editions. Just Aero and Moviemaker won't work without a proper graphic card, but that's not much of a problem.

    It is a HUGE problem for a lot of people. Just because you don't use Moviemaker doesn't make it unimportant. Ditto the Aero interface.

    It's like buying a DVD player for a TV you bought because it was labeled DVD-Capable, then finding out it will only play in black & white unless you get a DVD-Premium-Ready TV.

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  23. Re:I don't get it by zotz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "They are NOT meant to administrated by users. What marketing says is one thing, reality is another."

    Fine, so again:

    Which is it? Do you need expert skill and knowledge to run windows properly and safely or not?

    And, if you do need the experts, who should the administrator be for the average home user?

    all the best,

    drew
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  24. Re:I don't get it by flyingfsck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Linux is too difficult for the average person"

    So the million people that bought Eee PCs are all above average?

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  25. Re:Glad I made the family buy XP by Delkster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's great but ultimately MS got money from your family so they got the dollar-votes...

    Perhaps they won't get their money on the next round.

  26. why stop now? by nguy · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's just getting interesting.

  27. Am I the only one... by V!NCENT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... who thought from the very beginning, having experience with minimum sys reqs and having the ability to see through marketing, that 'capable' meant: It can boot and nothing more?

    And BTW (this rule always aplies...): always get informed about a product first before you buy it. I can't say this enough times. There are always products that may have downsides/flaws.

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  28. Re:I don't get it by zotz · · Score: 2, Informative

    "So the million people that bought Eee PCs are all above average?"

    I guess I wasn't clear enough. People seem to be taking it as if I were making one of the claims in my post. No, those are conflicting claims I see windows supporters or linux detractors making. I say they can't have it both ways.

    all the best,

    drew
    http://zotzbro.blogspot.com/

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  29. Re:What does this mean for me? by belmolis · · Score: 4, Informative

    If your company is publicly held, the Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002 imposes strict requires on document retention, including email. You can't just adopt a policy and stick to it. If your policy is not in compliance with Sarbanes-Oxley, you will be in big trouble should anyone sue you and ask for email or other documents that should have been retained.

  30. Re:I don't get it by nizo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Since this is Slashdot, everybody loves a car analogy.


    Lets say a car company markets a gas powered car as an "electric motor ready" car. "Sweet" says I the consumer; next year when the company starts selling electric motors, I will be able to stick one in my car. Then next year rolls around, and the only electric motor that will fit in my "electric motor ready" car will only let me go 15mph; oh and the batteries will take up the rest of the car, meaning I can't carry any passengers or cargo. And not too surprisingly all of that was left off the "electric motor ready" car marketing material.

  31. Re:I don't get it by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Funny
    Which is it? Do you need expert skill and knowledge to run windows properly and safely or not?

    You don't need to be an expert to use windows. But you got to be an expert in operating systems, linguistics, etymology, marketing and law to buy Windows systems. Got that?

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  32. I Object... by tokki · · Score: 4, Funny

    On the grounds that it makes my client look bad!

  33. Re:I don't get it by Keyper7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I do agree that the correct interpretation of "capable" in this case is not exactly unique and obvious, I would say that the opinion of Microsoft employees (and I mean personal private opinions, not public and clearly marketing-oriented opinions) should be taken into account. The internal emails revealed that some quite relevant people didn't consider certain Intel chipsets Vista-capable, yet they slapped the sticker there to make Intel happy. In other words, machines were displaying on stores words that the people who developed the operating system didn't exactly agree with.

  34. Re:I don't get it by kesuki · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Linux is too difficult for the average person"

    if you mean having a password to log in and install software, then maybe. If you mean 'switching to linux' then definitely. if you mean 'troubleshooting things that don't work' then they're in the same boat as when windows doesn't behave nicely. as far as 'using' linux goes, it's not hard at all. just tape up a password /log in reminder for the bad of memory, and they're good to go. e-mail, web, installing software via synaptic package manger, all easy as pie. playing card games, using open office, all easy...

    the place they're likely to run into problems (most likely) is playing dvds, burning dvds, sending documents from open office to a ms word user. trying to install mpeg encoders, trying to rip dvds, trying to play back drmed audio, etc... but for a lot of users not one of those issues is going to come up. it really depends on who's using the computer and what for. 'the internet' in general works a bit better with linux, so many people who 'just want to use this internet thing' convincing them to use linux isn't that hard. as long as someone else sets it up for them.

  35. Re:I don't get it by beav007 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I don't see how being unable to use Aero or Windows Movie Maker can be made subject to a lawsuit.
    The issue is that all the advertising for Vista was built around the "Wow starts now" and the Vista experience, which was Aeroglass. So the customer buys a cheap laptop with Vista pre-loaded and a shiny "Vista Capable" sticker on it. They get it home to find that it runs like a one-legged dog, and is Vista Home Basic, which doesn't have Aeroglass.

    It's deceptive, if not outright false advertising.

    Here's a car analogy for you. Imagine a large car company starts advertising a new model of car. The ads feature a soft-top coupe with aggressive sports styling, leather trim, 19" chrome wheels, big twin turbo v12 engine, 6 speed flappy-paddle gearbox, and is capable of 200mph.

    You walk into the showroom, and the cars look like they do in the ads, or even better, but they are expensive. The salesman says "no worries" - this is the top model. There are much cheaper ones that are almost as good - you still get most of the features of the top model.

    "Great", you say. "I'll take one!"

    The salesman tells you that they are all in shipping crates out the back, so you can't look at it now, but they will deliver it to you.

    The next morning you find a new car in your driveway. It looks like a Hyundai Excel, has a 4 cylinder engine, 14" wheels with plastic hubcaps, cloth trim, and a 4 speed manual gearbox.

    You take it back to complain, but the salesman says "How did I mislead you? It has most of the features of the top model - seats, wheels, a steering wheel, seatbelts, a handbrake, lights, a horn, a gearbox, and it drives on the road. And it's capable of doing 200mph, if you can get it into a cargo plane that moves that fast..."
  36. Re:I don't get it by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For the DVD and Vista comparison and to kill the lies and prevarications, DVD ready does not mean it can only play the DVDs at half speed. People have a expectation of performance, M$ advertises it's products showing it performing at a certain level, and basically lies, when those products can not perform as advertised.

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  37. Re:I don't get it by FlyingGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was painfully truthful, I laid out the entire upside/downside. To give an example, one was an accounting firm w/ +-130 desktops. They are not in an AD environment, they are in an Edir environment. They are all running XPsp2 with one common desktop user for every machine, that way each user can work at any vacant desk, they get the same set of app's. E-Mail client loads from the server, no local PST files, nothing makes the machines unique and although it took a lot of trial and error, we made their tax-prep, time & billing software all run with only user level security.

    Now at some point there yes new machine will have ONLY Vista, but hopefully by then Vista will be on sp2 and be something worth using.

    I still see absolutely no reason for Aero in a business environment. These are not play toys, these are tools for employee's to use and as such Aero provides no value, only additional resource requirements, just generally slows everything down and gets in the way. As to UAC it is pretty pointless as these machines are locked down hard and I have encouraged these companies to implement IT policies that say in nice terms, You install software, you are fired, thats what we pay the IT people for and you are specifically not authorized to do so. Yeah its draconian but these companies were pushed to that extreme by stupid users who tried to or installed any bit of virus spreading, mal-ware installing, root-kitting bit of garbage from places like Facebook, Yahoo, MySpace

    These are NOT personal computers they are the companies computers. You want a utility, an additional tool, then make the business case, put it in writing and in about 99% percent of the cases you get it, after its been vetted by the IT guys. When down time costs upwards of $200.00 per hour, per employee, company owners tend to be a tad touchy about this stuff.

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  38. Re:I don't get it by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps if you'd told them Vista moved the security model of Windows into the 20th century, they might have seen more value in an upgrade?

    Perhaps if you then told them that the 20th century has been over for nearly a decade, they might ponder on why older versions of Windows have a 19th century security model.

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  39. Re:I don't get it by pizzach · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They go to a store to buy a laptop with the latest Microsoft OS on it, and they have certain expectations ... that it will work at least as well as the last version of Windows they had, for one. That reminds of the advertisement text that Microsoft forces you to watch when you install a new version of Windows manually. At first I thought "How in the hell can a OS made 5 years later be faster AND require greater specs. Unless the thing is a piece of junk, programs should run faster on faster hardware anyway."

    Nowadays the speed advertisements make even less sense as Windows is preinstalled on practically everything and the only people installing manually are on old hardware.
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  40. Re:I don't get it by zotz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Actually yes, the argument you're making"

    Not the argument I am making... The argument I see people make when they want to say linux is too difficult for the average person but windows is easy for the average person.

    People make the other argument I put down in other circumstances of course.

    all the best,

    drew
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  41. A reputation that money could not buy by LDVA · · Score: 3, Interesting

    MSFT lower pricing on Vista misses the point entirely, as the NYT article so eloquently points out. Vista causes too many bad experiences. Perhaps with SP1. I tried to use it on my work system so that I could show off our own Vista-ready capabilities (http://www.pcdoctor-community.com/pcdblog/2007/10/02/vista-begone-my-windows-xp-upgrade/). Terrible experience that resulted in my "upgrade" back to XP. Ask any of the big OEMs about how much Vista they are shipping into the enterprise. I have, and the answer is next to nothing. And I bet they are getting killed with support calls because of MSFT's misssteps.

  42. Re:I don't get it by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Insightful
    surely linux would be easy enough with a geeky friend as well.

    Easier once it's set up, in my experience.

    The problem is, there's a lot of "gurus" out there who are one-trick ponies. They know Windows well, and that knowledge is a source of respect and free dinners for them. They're the ones who keep the average punter tied to the monopoly wheel.

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