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Fat People Cause Global Warming, Higher Food Prices

Stating the obvious: "Two scientists write that obese people are disproportionately responsible for high food prices and greenhouse gas emissions because they consume 18% more food energy due to their greater body mass -- and require increased quantities of fuel to transport themselves and the food they eat. 'Promotion of a normal distribution of BMI would reduce the global demand for, and thus the price of, food,' write the authors, Phil Edwards and Ian Roberts of the evocatively named London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine."

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  1. And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by RM6f9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Weighing more makes us harder for the aliens to suck out of our cars, the reserves mean we'll last longer in the coming famine years, and if any skinny little vegans give us any lip, all we gotta do is sit on 'em to quash the noise...
    Seriously, extreme obesity is a darwin rule in action, usually - nobody wants to breed with us, and heart disease/stroke usually kill us "early" - rather like gay marriage, if you don't like 'em, don't join 'em, otherwise, back off: It's hard enough living in a world that wasn't built for us without having some smug, self-righteous ass-hat making comments because, while normal, we don't fit average... only made the worse when it's people who want their particular outside-of-average needs respected who fail the tolerance test...

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    1. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But when it comes to global warming then it isn't a case of "if you don't like 'em dont join 'em", it's a case of you're killing us all you fat bastards. At least partly. Stop acting like what you do doesn't affect anyone else. The entire point of the study is to disprove such bullshit.

    2. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree. Plus, when we run out of oil, we can burn them for heat, and they'll burn far longer than skinny people. Plus, when we have to resort to cannibalism, they'll taste better than their skinny and athletic counterparts, who will be tough and gamy. And, they will be far easier to hunt, as they will move slowly and tire quickly.

      In conclusion, we should not be trying to eliminate obesity. Rather, we should establish "fat farms" where we can increase their numbers for our future needs.

    3. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by slarrg · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree! It's those damn breeders and their children that really consume resources. ;)

    4. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by Sancho · · Score: 5, Informative

      Seriously, extreme obesity is a darwin rule in action, usually That's an interesting take on it, since we've basically evolved to eat when we can (when food is available) so that we can survive during leaner times.

      nobody wants to breed with us People tend to get obese later in life, but this might apply to a small number of people in prime breeding age.

      heart disease/stroke usually kill us "early" Oh, so you don't really understand Darwinism. Unless you get heart disease or have a stroke before you hit sexual maturity, this is irrelevant. For almost everyone--even the obese--health complications don't get extreme enough to kill you with a high statistical probability until you're well past your sexual prime, and getting there is all that Darwinism cares about.

      [everything else] Well, the point isn't that people are making smug comments. The point is that if you're eating more because you require more energy to carry an extra 50 or so pounds, then you're consuming more of a limited resource than everyone else. It's not like he's saying, "Man you fat people are ugly!"

      And full disclosure--I'm about 50 pounds overweight. I've been working on this for a number of reasons--health, comfort, and the ability to bike to work instead of having to drive my car (those fill ups at the gas tank are starting to hurt.)
    5. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by davester666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "In conclusion, we should not be trying to eliminate obesity. Rather, we should establish "fat farms" where we can increase their numbers for our future needs."

      Welcome to America. What would you like to eat?

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    6. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      unlikely, due to their shape skinny people stack better therefore we can farm them at a higher density and store them better. our vegan buddies will also tire faster and become easy pickings since they avoid high energy foods.

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    7. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Informative

      How about some soylent green?

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    8. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      And, they will be far easier to hunt, as they will move slowly and tire quickly.

      Careful. Because of their larger appetites, they'll also get hungry enough to resort to cannibalism first. Watch your back.

    9. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by jguthrie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, if "diet and exercise" had to pass the usual FDA tests before it could be prescribed as a treatment for obesity, it would fail to be approved due to lack of efficacy because it only works about five percent of the time.

    10. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by puck01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Erectile dysfunction from obesity and the other co-morbidities that go along with it such as diabetes and hypertention generally doesn't show itself until the late 30's or 40s at the earliest. Most people aren't reproducing by that age historically or in the present so I'd argue that obesity has very little direct effect on the ability to procreate early on in men. Not to mention Viagra and the likes usually fixes ED.

      In women obesity can be associated with polycystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS) which can cause irregular cycles in women and limit their ability to get preganant, but most of the obese women I've seen do not have PCOS and even those with PCOS will still get pregnant.

      Thus, I'm not sure how much obesity would effect the obese populations ability to procreate in general. I'm sure there is some effect but I doubt would be large.

    11. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by mmcuh · · Score: 3, Informative

      That would depend on your definition of "diet". If you eat less energy than you expend you will obviously lose weight, and that's what "diet and exercise" is all about.

    12. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Oh, so you don't really understand Darwinism. Unless you get heart disease or have a stroke before you hit sexual maturity, this is irrelevant. No, I think you don't understand. What matters is not how many offspring there are, but whether they survive to sexual maturity. You might not have noticed this feature of homo sapiens but (1) parents rear kids (2) grandparents are involved in the rearing of their grandchildren, and this is true all the way across human culture. In other words, diseases of old age (or at least older age) *do* matter.

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    13. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The world *was* built for you, it's your culture of no exercise and bad diet that's to blame. Leave the United States and discover that almost everywhere else you go you will *never* see anybody as fat as they are in the United States, and what few fat people you find are more of the pleasantly plump variety, rather than the extremely obese.

      Solution? Home-cooking and exercise. Having lived in Germany for two years and Japan for six, I now find that when I go home I can see the drastic difference between the two, both in portions and quality. Not to mention that the diets and lifestyles of both countries will naturally cause you to lose weight, because they're simply healthier. I lost 20 pounds coming to Japan alone (and no, I actually *do* like the food here). ;) Something about having to commute almost two miles to work by bicycle every day, I suspect.

      When you cook at home, you know what's going into the food, and you're only going to cook for yourself. Make the effort to go out and ride a bicycle for thirty minutes every other day (no coasting!) and you'll see a definite change over, say, a month.

      Stop blaming everybody for discriminating against you and take control of your own life. Heaven forbid people should encourage you to improve your health, attractiveness, and lengthen your lifespan using exactly that body which god gave you, and without prescribing to some stupid standard of beauty. Do it for yourself and your family at the very least. No pills, just self-control and common sense. Even if your best still comes in at plump, good for you.

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    14. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Interesting
      As a smoker I'm really not surprised by this BS. First they took away our right to have a smoke in peace, followed by having us pay for tons of little pork barrel projects in every state, and now they are coming after the fat folks. Make no mistake,this BS will be just the start,and of course the answer wil be---drum roll---MORE TAXES!!! That's right, if you want a steak that has flavor or a donut get ready to pay for more pork barrel spending,fatty! Because the correct answer to all the problems as decreed by both the dems and the repubs is MORE TAXES!!!


      And BTW, WTH ever happened to personal responsibility? And don't give me that crap about hurting others. That would be true in some place where you had no choice but to go,but now the owner of the building can't even decide for himself if he wants to cater to smokers,WTF? And you can't tell me that even a dozen fattys or smokers is causing 1/10 the damage all these soccer moms are causing driving those huge SUVs that get squat to the gallon. If I want to have a cigarette or some fatty wants a donut,how about,oh,I don't know,leaving them the f*ck alone!


      It isn't like EVERYONE hasn't heard about heart disease and cancer by now,if they are over 18 and choose to smoke or eat,let them be adults and do it. Of course,then we might actually have to cut spending,which would make both parties choke on their earmarks. It is a shame that Ron Paul or a Barry Goldwater type conservative doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell in this country,because then we might actually be treated as adults instead of having Nanny government trying to treat us all like we were too stupid to wipe our own noses! And I apologize if I came off a little ranty,but this kind of crap just really p*sses me off. But that is my 02c,YMMV

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    15. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 4, Funny

      you mean like carbohydrate offsetting?

      quick somebody phone gore.

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    16. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by pyxl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bacon. From fat people.

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    17. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by Sancho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which has everything to do with the survival of the species, but nothing to do with Darwinism. Darwinism cares about genetic differences within the species enabling individuals within that speces to reach maturity and reproduce, thus passing those traits on. Having grandparents (or anyone else, for that matter, such as doctors) help you along the way is not an example of Darwinism. Having genetic traits which help get you to adulthood is.

      Darwinism is a fairly narrow portion of the greater concept of species perpetuation.

    18. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by egburr · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Something about having to commute almost two miles to work by bicycle every day, I suspect.

      I wish my commute was only two miles; I'd be happy to ride a bike, then. Well, if here was a safe path to do so, because I'd be scared to ride it on the roads around here. And sidewalks are practically non-existent except near retail stores.

      However, my commute is 15 miles each way; even with optimum conditions I figure that would take me 2 hours (lots of hills) which would have me leaving home absurdly early in the morning and returning home about the time the kids go to bed.

      I would love to live closer to work, but I can't afford the houses there. We looked hard for something closer before settling for the house we're in now. I love the area we're in, but there's just no good (safe) place to ride bikes except up and down the 1/2 mile dead-end road we live on. It's better than a stationary bike, but it would be even better if we could actually go somewhere without having to pile into the car. The road we connect onto, I have crossed on foot twice, with a crosswalk and signals, and will never do so again short of an emergency (a red light does mean "stop" doesn't it? I always thought so).

      So, to sum up my confused rambling, sometimes you just don't have a reasonable alternative to using the car, even to go just a mile down the road.

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    19. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Make no mistake,this BS will be just the start,and of course the answer wil be---drum roll---

      A pound of flesh.

    20. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by KermodeBear · · Score: 5, Funny

      Home-cooking and exercise.

      Exercise? Are you kidding me?

      Do you know what happens when I exercise? I burn calories - and that produces heat - which warms the earth! Exercising causes global warming!

      Do you know what else happens? I breathe in more oxygen... And I breathe out CO2, a greenhouse gas that causes global warming!

      If we can get everyone to do their part and not exercise, just think of the impact we can make!
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    21. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by timmarhy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I can eat my cheese burger in the same room as you and it won't have the slightest impact on you. the same can't be said for your smoking. Not everyone gets addicted to cheese burgers, but everyone who smokes ends up addicted. I can eat a cheese burger now and then and it does me no harm, where there's no such thing as a harmless smoke

      3 very good reasons it's being cracked down on.

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    22. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by bishiraver · · Score: 2, Informative

      Avoid high energy foods?

      Nuts and carbohydrates are much better for quick energy than meat. Meat/protein is good for long term muscle building, but in a pinch it will just slow you down.

      Of course, now they make vegan protein powders, so that doesn't even hold true. Try not being ignorant, eh? Just because it's not meat, doesn't mean it's not high energy.

      Disclaimer: I had a nice 12oz shell steak, rare, last night. It was delicious.

    23. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by sleigher · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think his point about smoking was that a building owner cannot decide whether or not to cater to smokers. Why can't the business owner decide if they want to allow smoking and then if smoking bothers you don't go there. Instead it has to be banned and taxed. A business owner should be allowed to have a business that caters to smokers. For the record I do not smoke. I used to though.

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    24. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Informative
      they also lack the iron requirement which is why they all lock skinny,slickly and pale. but you just said it good sir "Meat/protein is good for long term muscle building" which basicly confirmed my point.

      vegan diets are NOT healthy, in addition to lacking iron they lack calcium which will weaken their bones and will mean us fatties can crush them even easier.

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    25. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by Belial6 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "You don't get to make that choice for other people. You want to poison yourself? Go ahead, but STFU if you think you're entitled to pollute other people's lungs."

      Says the guy using a computer that is running off of coal generated electricity...

    26. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by NIckGorton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why can't the business owner decide if they want to allow smoking and then if smoking bothers you don't go there. Instead it has to be banned and taxed. A business owner should be allowed to have a business that caters to smokers. Because a business should be accessible to everyone, including people with asthma like me. If a smoker doesn't smoke at a restaurant, store or bar we can both still use that place. If he does, he eliminates me from being able to. Its like saying that a store owner should not be mandated to have wheelchair ramps because then businesses that cater to people in wheelchairs will 'spring up'. It doesn't work that way. In the time before smoking bans in restaurants and bars, it was unusual to see a restaurant or bar that was completely smoke free. Owners want the most customers possible, so they don't ban smoking knowing that non-smokers will often choose to suffer the bad smell to get what they otherwise want.

      Its also a worker safety issue. We don't allow employers to have other toxic substances wafting through workplaces, why should we allow that with tobacco smoke? Just because its customer generated?
    27. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by gnuman99 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Although Americans are generally the largest population of morbidly-obese, the rate of obesity and overweight is about the same almost everywhere in the world.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bmi30chart.png

      But % of overweight people, US doesn't lead anymore,

      http://www.epidemiologic.org/2007/02/most-overweight-countries-in-world.html

      Kuwait wins :) with Argentina close to US. 1.6 BILLION is fat! 30% of Chinese are FAT!

      Just because someone doesn't look like a fat hippo, as some people in US do, doesn't mean they are lean or healthy. BMI of 27 is NOT that difficult to hide, but it is quite unhealthy regardless.

    28. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by dave1791 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      BMI is a silly measurement for health. A few years ago, I ran a marathon at a BMI of 24. That is just shy of being classified as obese. At the time, you would have been hard pressed to find excess fat on me. I'm one of those "heavily muscled" people that fall under the disclaimer that BMI does not work for eveyone.

      On the flip side, BMI IS an excellent predicter of marathon times. (and I've never been anything other than a ploddingly slow runner)

    29. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Because a business should be accessible to everyone, including people with asthma like me. If a smoker doesn't smoke at a restaurant, store or bar we can both still use that place. If he does, he eliminates me from being able to...Its also a worker safety issue. We don't allow employers to have other toxic substances wafting through workplaces, why should we allow that with tobacco smoke? Just because its customer generated?"

      Well, no one is holding a gun to your head to make you patronize a place that allows smoking, nor are they forcing anyone to work there. Freedom of choice? Remember that? Personal responsibility? If a person wants to open a smoke free place....they can make the choice on that and people that can't stand 2nd hand smoke can easily patronize that place...vote with your dollars. Until smoking is made illegal, this should be the case.

      It SHOULD be a choice for adults to make...much like wearing a helmet on a motorcycle...if you're over 18 and can afford the insurance...you should be able to act like an idiot if you want to. And please..don't give me the the "it raises insurance rates for all". I live in LA, and we went from a no helmet law, back to a helmet law. I challenge anyone to see if the insurance rates decreased due to this?? Same with smoking...smokers pay more for health insurance, and the extra taxes they pay on tobacco...should more than cover the extra 'expenses' you say they have. That's what sin taxes are for arent' they?

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    30. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by denton420 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And don't give me that crap about hurting others. That would be true in some place where you had no choice but to go,but now the owner of the building can't even decide for himself if he wants to cater to smokers,WTF? I do see where you are coming from with the hurting others parts. In many cases people cry about hurting others when it is really not true. I must disagree in this situation however.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passive_smoking

      Second hand smoke kills... I am not sure if I can give an equivalent example for second hand obesity however.

      And do NOT even begin to bring up the fact that people can just go to other places if they want a non smoking environment. There are way too many variables involved to hold up that argument.

      The *average* person will not go 5 extra blocks to get a smoothie just to avoid some passive second hand smoke. Thus being harmed in the process.
    31. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by lena_10326 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Weighing more makes us harder for the aliens to suck out of our cars
      I'm sure aliens have can openers.

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    32. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Informative
      "I'd argue that fat guys have a harder time getting laid :)"

      Hey...fat chicks need love too!!

      :-)

      Then again....that's what beer if for....

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    33. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by WCLPeter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A restaurant or bar, tho...is a private establishment. It is owned and run by a private citizen....and they should have the say whether they allow smoking, or chewing tobacco or what ever there as long as it is a legal activity. You have the choice to patronize or work there...no one forces you to go there and there is no reason you ever HAVE to go in there other than free choice. I'm sure the person who makes deliveries, or provides other needed services to the business, would disagree with you. These people don't get much say in the matter; the smoke filled restaurant is on their route and they have to go into it. Or are you going to tell them they don't have the right to a safe work environment and that they should all quit their jobs?

      As a society we have recognized that providing a safe working environment is in the bests interests of everyone. To accomplish this, there are numerous work and public safety standards mandated by the government that all appropriately licensed "private establishments" must follow. This includes the careful handling, or elimination, of harmful substances in the workplace.

      Second hand smoke, a proven carcinogen, is yet another harmful substance that is now finally being regulated.
    34. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by bpkiwi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the contrary, it is the environment that has changed. The game remains the same.

    35. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And cat owners with that logic. You most likely can't be near cats or people who have cats or places where cats have been. Possibly dogs too, and then blind people cannot bring their seeing eye dog into the same store as you. Is that fair to the blind person?
      No, it's not fair to the blind person. However, we have to balance the rights of the allergic with the rights of the blind. Both have illnesses which cannot be cured.

      In the case of smokers' rights versus asthmatics' rights, both have a disease, but one is curable (hint: it's not the asthma). One is also a personal choice (hint: it's not asthma). One is even bad for passersby (hint: it's not asthma).
    36. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by IkeTo · · Score: 3, Informative

      BMI is not a good predictor of individual health. There are too many reasons why an individual can have high BMI but healthy, or low BMI but not healthy. But since the probability of those, though many, reasons are not high, the average of it over a population is a good predictor of collective health. You might be yourselves an athletics that makes good reason for your own high BMI. If 70% of your whole population has that, it is not very likely that all of them have the same good excuse. Much more likely they are high BMI because they eat too much energy and expend too little.

    37. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      I once had a coworker that, I swear, was allergic to water. Or ... at least he smelled like he was.

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    38. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Smoking is a enjoyable and relaxing habit. I have been a smoker for a few years now. I'm doing ok with it, and non-smokers don't really bother me.

      In my home country, smoking is allowed in most public places, and it's great. Feel free to avoid smoke in the comfort of your home, or your car, or even by changing the sides on the walkways. But you have to be pretty arrogant and selfish to think you have any right to tell someone where he may light a fire and smoke.

      Smoking should not be a requirement and non-smoking should not be subject to additional taxes. ...

      And so on. I'm not trying to turn it into a mockery. What I wanted to illustrate is that the same argument works in reverse just as well. How does one group have the right to tell the other group how and where to be? It is possible to avoid smoke if you don't want to be subjected to it, just as much as it is possible to avoid subjecting people to smoke if they don't want it near them. And no, neither is "easier", neither for the non-smokers to avoid smoke nor for the smokers to avoid subjecting non-smokers to it. Just as easy as saying "just smoke at home and in your car but not in public" can be turned around as "just don't smoke in your home and car and allow the smokers to do it in public". Any argument works for both groups.

      It's a matter of tolerance, for crying out loud. I'm a smoker. I don't smoke in restaurants, because people want to eat there, and I do understand that people want to enjoy their meal without the flavor of tobacco. It's a place where your nose and tongue goes to work, and stale smoke can definitly ruin that experience. I don't smoke on public transportation, because it's near impossible to avoid blowing smoke into someone else's face, and that is just outright rude.

      It's a matter of consideration.

      I do enjoy a cigarette or a cigar with my beer and cognac. At night, in a bar, with a few friends, preferably in a quiet area where you can have a fruitful (or boozefilled, depending on circumstances, friends and topic) conversation. Most bars here offer a smoker and non-smoker area, so you don't have to sit in my quiet corner where I enjoy watching the patrons through the swirls of smoke.

      Consideration and tolerance are nothing that can be enforced, though. It has to be something coming from yourself. If you are forced to tolerate something, it becomes something you endure rather than tolerate it. And you start to hate it. And the whole matter is now filled with so much hate that either group, smokers and antismokers, literally enjoys seeing anything happening that pisses the other group off, whether they gain anything out of it or not.

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    39. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Simple solution: Outlaw kids.

      Hmm... thinking of my daily trips with the public transport system when those little rats have to be shipped to school... where do I sign?

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    40. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by ultranova · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The same applies to waiters. You want to work here, you either are a smoker or you tolerate smoke. Why cannot I require that? Has it become unusual to require some sort of qualification from a worker? Qualifications don't necessarily only include education and skills. What's next, requiring a chimney sweep to hire and keep an employee with vertigo because he has to accept it? You don't smoke, you're not qualified to work as my waiter. Why can't I say that?

      Because historically, allowing employers to say such things have led to what amounts to slavery. "If you don't do 16-hour days using machines with no safety devices whatsoever, and be on-call for the reminding 8 hours, and if I happen to find you attractive bend over whenever I want it, you're not qualified to work for me." It was the standard during early phases of Industrial Revolution, and a natural result of a vast oversupply of labor. It was only stopped once the unions got all employees to bargain collectively, since together their power equals that of all employers; individually, any employee is vastly inferior to any employer.

      The sad truth is that in an industrialized world, the natural cost of labor approaches zero: the more you automate, the less people are actually needed for production. Since allowing the market forces free reign here would thus lead to an unlivable society for a majority of its members, laws are required to artificially limit the bargaining power of the employer.

      As for your strawman about a chimney sweeper suffering from vertigo, if his vertigo doesn't prevent him from sweeping the chimney, what do you care ? And if it does, well, not doing his job is a valid reason to fire him, is it not ?

      I've said this before and I'm saying it again: no matter what businessmen might think, society does not exist to help them make profit. It exists to help and protect its members. And that means putting clear limits for the businesses to operate within, so they can't prey on people.

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    41. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Damn, it's not just me who thinks his metabolism started slowing down at thirty? :P Like I said, where I live promotes a certain built-in exercise necessity, but it's not as easy as it used to be to lose weight, so I exercise. That, and Japan's large at McDonald's is the small size in America, which helps. What can I say? I like it.

      Thanks for the kudos. I sincerely wish everyone the best in overcoming this current cultural sickness, but it doesn't help if we don't call a spade a spade.

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    42. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tell me again please why I, as a business owner, should not be allowed to choose who I want to do business with and who I do not.

      Because occupying land for business use is a privilege, not a right.

      You want the cops to come and remove someone from your establishment who you don't want there, you want the government to enforce your control over that little patch of real estate? Part of the deal is that the government gets to set some restrictions on your business.

      You want to work here, you either are a smoker or you tolerate smoke. Why cannot I require that?

      For the same reason you can't tell a factory worker, "you want to work here, you tolerate the risk of getting your arm ripped off by our unsafe machinery."

      What's next, requiring a chimney sweep to hire and keep an employee with vertigo because he has to accept it? You don't smoke, you're not qualified to work as my waiter. Why can't I say that?

      Chimney sweeps climb to significant heights. It is the nature of their jobs, if they can't tolerate heights they can't do the job, and there's no reasonable accommodation that could change that.

      A waiter delivers food. There is nothing in the nature of a waiter's job that requires him or her to smoke. It's no more permissible to say "only smokers can be waiters here" than "only atheists can be waiters here" or "only members of the Green Party can be waiters here" or "only people who let me have sex with them can be waiters here".

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    43. Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. by PaladinAlpha · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do you know what an allergy is? Because the people behind those articles didn't. No, it is flat, 100% impossible to be allergic to water, full stop, no question. I can't believe I'm even having to explain this. The human body is mostly water. An allergy would, as stated, prevent you from developing past the point at which it was (impossibly) acquired.

      Those articles sound to me seriously like a skin moisture problem. Some skins have too little oil or an over-sensitivity to being too dry (note, that is an absence of water within the skin). This causes an irritating rash. I've had it happen to me. Frequent washing with soap can cause it -- and when people develop the rash they start soaping it more hoping to rid themselves of some imagined contaminant, and a bad cycle starts. Sometimes the skin is dry enough that merely passing water over the skin and toweling dry can wick enough moisture away to trigger the rash, but it is very, very rare. The real way to deal with these rashes -- and any reoccuring rash that doesn't respond to environmental changes -- is to just leave it alone, don't soap or scrub it -- you're probably ok getting it wet, but washing it with any vigor will likely worsen matters, and rarely help.

      Man, I've been ranting too much these past few days. Sorry.

  2. Mixed Causes by bhiestand · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although it was quite funny, it's a straw man and the study itself has some serious flaws. Some people really do have serious glandular problems or diseases causing obesity. My cousin was a beautiful young woman until she developed lupus... she went from somewhere around 120 pounds to, well, I'm not going to speculate. I'm not sure what exactly caused the obesity, it could have been anything from hormonal changes to medications she had to take, but I know her house isn't exactly filled with twinkies. I feel terrible walking around with her in public. Not because I'm embarrassed to be with an obese woman, but because I get so upset at the looks people give us. People look at her like she just killed and ate their favorite pet, then they look at me with a slightly different look of disgust.

    In addition, I feel that while this may be accurate, we'd be pushing the environmentalism too far to cite it as a reason for people to lose weight. Even if it would save some energy, fuel, and materials, all of the savings are overshadowed by the significant social and medical advantages. If we could waste just a little more food and fuel to ensure a longer life expectancy, we would.

    Of course, this study isn't really very good. While the global demand for food would likely drop, you'd have a significant jump in energy and oil prices. All of the formerly obese Americans, spending hundreds less on food every month, would be ready to hit the beaches, ski slopes, etc. with their extra money and less embarrassing bodies.

    Finally, BMI is a shoddy system that I'm sick of seeing. BMI was developed at a time when leeching was an accepted medical practice, and hasn't changed significantly since then. BMI can not differentiate between lean mass and lard. This means that a society of body builders would have the same average BMI as a society of, well, lazy Americans.

    Getting back to serious topics, it's very important to note that global food shortages (and corresponding rises in prices) are not caused by increased demand. They're caused by reduced supply, which has been, in part, caused by food aid programs. When people become dependent on food aid programs, a small series of events can raise food prices enough that food aid programs can't afford to send food. You can imagine how well this works out for impoverished areas that have lost their indigenous food production capability.

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    1. Re:Mixed Causes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some people really do have serious glandular problems or diseases causing obesity ...and some people just like pies.
    2. Re:Mixed Causes by russotto · · Score: 2, Informative

      Finally, BMI is a shoddy system that I'm sick of seeing. BMI was developed at a time when leeching was an accepted medical practice, and hasn't changed significantly since then.

      Leeching is STILL an accepted medical practice. They just use cleaner leeches now. BMI is still BS though.

      Getting back to serious topics, it's very important to note that global food shortages (and corresponding rises in prices) are not caused by increased demand.

      Right, they are caused by an unholy alliance of environmentalists and agricultural products companies, supporting biofuels.

    3. Re:Mixed Causes by GregPK · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree with you. I've got a large build with a low body fat. Viking build I guess, anyways I fit into 36 inch pants comfortably. I'm 6 foot 2 and my weight is still down 25 lbs from high school body building days leaving me at 245 lbs. I'm considered obese in the eyes of the insurance companies even though I have a six pack for muscle. I have to go through this long ass appeal process and physical in order to prove how lean I am every year.

    4. Re:Mixed Causes by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

      Although it was quite funny, it's a straw man and...


      unfortunately, according to the codified laws of debate, chapter 5, subsection 32, the charge of "straw man" is an applicable rhetorical device in any disagreement, except in the instance of arguing about a fat man. you will have to rephrase
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    5. Re:Mixed Causes by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 2, Informative

      Getting back to serious topics, it's very important to note that global food shortages (and corresponding rises in prices) are not caused by increased demand... Not quite true. It is both increased demand and shorter supply. In particular, the growing middle class in both India and China are eating more meat. ( And it takes 2 to 4 pounds of grain to produce a pound of chicken; about 10 pounds of grain to produce a pound of pork, and 15-20 pounds of grain to produce a pound of beef ) So they are increasing the demand for both grain and meat.
      The decrease in supply is due to several factors: Australia is in its 6th year of drought, Argentina has had floods, and American farmers are 20% of their corn into producing fuel ethanol.
    6. Re:Mixed Causes by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Informative

      Same here. When I was running a stunt show, I had a physical. I sat there with my shirt off and the doctor in all seriousness told me I should lose 40 pounds. I looked down and asked "Where?" He was at a loss, of course. BMI is stupid.

      For rusotto above. The leeching he's referring to is where they use leeches to drain blood because there's too much, not to reduce specific swellings.

    7. Re:Mixed Causes by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 5, Funny

      BMI needs to be replaced by RWI or residual wobble index. In this, the doctor attaches accelerometers to your body and then rocks you from side to side and then measures how long your flabby belly continues to jiggle after he stops.

    8. Re:Mixed Causes by puck01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      corticosteroids (such as those used for asthma) cause weight gain by increasing the appetite and thus increasing the amount of calories a person consumes. They do no decrease metabolism and they do not break the laws of thermodynamics.

      Thus your friends with steroid dependent asthma may be gaining weight, but they are not eating 1/4 the calories you are.

    9. Re:Mixed Causes by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Informative

      I dunno how to tell you this, but they still use leeches today (for their anti coagulant properties). Not only that, but doctors use maggots too! Bugs are useful for lots of stuff. Bet you didn't know that silk used in surgery originally comes out of the butt of a caterpillar too.

      It's a joke. You're supposed to laugh.

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    10. Re:Mixed Causes by no1home · · Score: 3, Informative

      Basically correct, but you left another relevant fact out: food prices are also going up due to increased energy costs. As for the decreased supply due to drought, flood, and other environment issues, that's not entirely correct. Rice, wheat, corn, and other staple crops were produced at record levels over the last year. Enough rice (or was it wheat, I don't remember) was produced in the most recent season to proved each living human about 700lbs. (I really wish I could find the article for proper citation.) No food shortage at all when looking a the global scale, but there is a shortage of political will to properly distribute the food in many nations where starvation is rampant.

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    11. Re:Mixed Causes by puck01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some people really do have serious glandular problems or diseases causing obesity ...and some people just like pies. ...and most people just like pies
    12. Re:Mixed Causes by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the study itself has some serious flaws.

      When I'm training for a triathlon, I eat twice as much as anyone else I know. Added to that, the food I eat is more labor intensive than junk food, fresh organic stuff uses more resources per calorie than McDonald's and Hostess. A society of athletes would consume more food/resources than the couch potato society. Although there would be far fewer cars and many more bicycles.

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    13. Re:Mixed Causes by jonbryce · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another measure they use it to see if your waist is less than half of your height. If it is, then you are fine. If it is more than half your height, you are too fat.

    14. Re:Mixed Causes by crossmr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This means that a society of body builders would have the same average BMI as a society of, well, lazy Americans.

      While true, its a bit of a misleading argument.
      It takes the focus off the lazy americans. Just because it can't distinguish between a competitive body builder and a fat guy, doesn't make the fat guy any more healthy, or any less fat. It doesn't take a genius to look at someone with a BMI of 35 and say "You're fat." If they can't tell the difference they need their eyes examined.
    15. Re:Mixed Causes by Sentry21 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was at Dairy Queen the other day with my (underweight if anything) girlfriend, and we happened to see another family enjoying some sundaes. I'm no good at speculation, but two of them seemed to be in their mid-twenties or so, and probably weighed about two hundred and fifty pounds or so, by our estimation. The mother and father of the family were probably more than that, maybe three hundred and three fifty.

      They also had a little girl who looked a little on the chubby side, and were feeding her a giant sundae, as they all were eating.

      Maybe this family has some kind of genetic disorder, and they may as well eat ice cream because they're going to be that large anyway. Maybe this was the first time in a year that they've gone to Dairy Queen (it was for me, and it was the first REALLY nice day of the year).

      Still, I can't help but notice so many surprisingly large people out there on the streets, in the malls, at the food courts, and so on, and inevitably they're eating pizza, drinking coke, choking down a giant tub of popcorn with butter, and so on, and I can't help but think... these people either need self control, or need to realize that they have a problem.

    16. Re:Mixed Causes by puck01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Obesity runs in families usually because obese kids grow up with obese parents and adopt the same activity habits and eating habits of their parents. More often than not, its environmental factors, not genetic.

    17. Re:Mixed Causes by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it's a case of poor political structure in the places where people are starving; we can send grain to africa, and the local thugs will just use it as leverage to get the starving people to do what they want. Or kill them, either way. Want to fix starvation? get africa stabilized somehow.

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    18. Re:Mixed Causes by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can see this method being inaccurate for very short people.

      The most accurate test is PMR or Pie Merchant Response. In it, the subject aproaches a pie stall and an EEG is taken and compared to the EEG of the pie merchant looking at increasingly large heaps of money. Alternatly if the EEG matches the pie merchants reding when seeing images of unemployment offices, house repossessions and homeless people under a bridge, then the person is underweight.

    19. Re:Mixed Causes by rainer_d · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You clearly have no idea of anything in this area.
      The reason most of Africa is in constant need of aid is that a lot of the stuff that gets "sent" there in turn destroys what little of a functioning economy is still left there (take for example shipments of chicken-meat, subsidized by EU, destroying the business of local chicken farmers).
      In addition, the various financial donations allow most of Africa's dictators to spend most of their cash on weapons and enriching themselves and their cousins - instead of building a school-system, a health- and social security system.
      That's what NGOs, foreign governments, Red Cross and who else not does for them.
      I'm really sick of people like you who think it's a question of dumping enough food there - it's clearly not.

      The best way to "heal" Africa would really be to leave it alone.
      And don't ship any weapons there anymore, first of all.

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  3. Or, maybe, they should worry about themselves by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I wonder how many greenhouse gasses were released in the creation of the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine, the webhosting of the LA Times (let alone creation and physical distribution of the papers), or why they accepted 2 million dollars from the Rockefeller foundation. We all know that John D Rockefeller was very green while he was revolutionizing the petroleum industry and founding Standard Oil. Maybe while the school looks...

    To contribute to the improvement of health worldwide through the pursuit of excellence in research, postgraduate teaching and advanced training in national and international public health and tropical medicine, and through informing policy and practice in these areas. ...they should remember where they came from and why they have the buildings they do. Instead of spouting nonsense that will make less people want to visit, they should actually work on something that matters.
    1. Re:Or, maybe, they should worry about themselves by cjb658 · · Score: 2, Funny

      'Promotion of a normal distribution of BMI would reduce the global demand for, and thus the price of, food,' write the authors

      We tried that, but when people find out what a normal BMI is, they just cry and eat more comfort food.

  4. Re:Hey... by Vectronic · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's skinny... better mobility...

  5. Not normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Promotion of a normal distribution of BMI would reduce the global demand for, and thus the price of, food Experience and the Central Limit Theorem tell me that they are distributed normally.
  6. Ooooh! by pete-classic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean I'm finally in a class that the government is going to throw money at?

    Oh, and I plan to live 20% fewer years than average, so it's really a 2% gain for the planet.

    -Peter

  7. Why are peopel tip toeing around this story? by pembo13 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seems logical that obese people are disproportionately using up some resources. In the same way that professional racers are disproportionately using up carbon based fuels. I have seen really fat person it, and as a fatty myself, some scare me. But back to the story, seems like a logical corolation to me, very few obese people are fat and not eating much food.

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  8. Corn by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Informative

    Corn? Yes, Corn!

    Michael Pollan will convince you, that this is no accident. You are eating nothing but corn - with a four-carbon configuration that is destroying your healt and nutrition, as it wrecks ecosystems in its cultivation.

    Thanks, Cargill! Thanks, Mosanto! If Chevron-Texaco is Emperor Palpatine, these two are Darth Vader and Tarkin.

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    1. Re:Corn by colourmyeyes · · Score: 5, Informative

      I read "In Defense of Food" recently; it was very interesting. Since reading that, I see High Fructose Corn Syrup EVERYWHERE.

      Also, we're not eating just corn - there is an awful lot of soy in there too. But yeah, we eat way too much corn.

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    2. Re:Corn by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know? After all this time, I hadn't noticed this! Thanks.

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    3. Re:Corn by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, today I had:

      Wheat and oat "bakes" for breakfast with sausage and eggs, ingredients include ground up animal parts, chicken eggs, whole wheat flour, buttermilk, butter, baking powder, and cheese.

      Lunch was egg salad sandwiches, fusilli pasta with tomatoes and carrots, and a piece of cake.

      Dinner was at a Malaysian restaurant and consisted of Randeng beef, red snapper, some roti with a coconut sauce, and coconut rice.

      It is perfectly possible to go through an entire day without any corn or corn byproducts. If you rely on processed food for your calories, whether or not they use corn is the least of your problems.

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    4. Re:Corn by VolciMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You ate corn's products, then: the sausage came from a pig most likely fed corn, and the chickens were fed corn to get your eggs, and the cows were fed corn to get the butter, buttermilk, and cheese.

      I'm not saying it's good or bad - just a fact.

    5. Re:Corn by Scarletdown · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see High Fructose Corn Syrup EVERYWHERE. Yeah. Disgusting stuff. I was mildly surprise last time I bought a bag of sugar. I looked at the ingredients, and it didn't list high fructose corn syrup anywhere.

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    6. Re:Corn by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "I read "In Defense of Food" recently; it was very interesting. Since reading that, I see High Fructose Corn Syrup EVERYWHERE. "

      I too was shocked when I started reading ingredient lists on foods. HFCS is in damned near everything....even fucking BREAD?!?! I've been reading ingredients....and it is tough, but I try to buy most everything I can that does not have it. I'm starting to find some whole wheat breads that are not done with processed flour AND have either molasses, brown sugar or regular sugar, but, you gotta look hard.

      It is amazing everywhere it is. I try to cut back on sugar too, but, every once in awhile I like it...I found some coca cola that had come in from Mexico..with cane sugar...what great treat,b ut, for now...I rarely drink soda any more...

      I wish to hell we'd ditch the corn subsidies....and blow away the sugar tariffs....so we could at least get rid of the HFCS demon out of our foods....

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    7. Re:Corn by pragma_x · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Clutch your bag of cane sugar tightly, my friend. For last week I saw the next wave approaching on a powdered juice mix container:

      Crystallized HFCS

      So there you have it: absolutely nothing the mighty cane can do can be done for cheaper, and at a higher cost for your health, than HFCS. Yuck.

    8. Re:Corn by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hate people who kill conversations by invoking Godwin all the time. They're such communication Nazis!

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    9. Re:Corn by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Informative

      and the cows were fed corn to get the butter, buttermilk, and cheese.

      Depends where you live. Hardly anyone here feeds cows corn, because it's expensive compared to grazing. The other big problem is that cows don't actually do very well on a diet mostly consisting of corn, because they're not well adapted to digesting it.

    10. Re:Corn by Bloater · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's illegal now in the UK - after scabies and mad cow disease (causing CJD in humans). British meat is now the safest and healthiest (and probably the most expensive) in the world.

    11. Re:Corn by CheShACat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is HFCS the same as "Modified Corn Starch"? I think maybe in England we don't get so much HFCS because we don't tax cane sugar in the same way as the US, but a lot of products here list MCS as an ingredient.

    12. Re:Corn by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As I said, processed food is going to be a problem because it tends to be full of crap you wouldn't put in food yourself... including sweeteners like corn syrup. Take a look at a jar of average pasta sauce sometime - no recipe ever calls for corn syrup, yet it tends to be Prego or Ragu's main ingredient.

      In this case, both cake and salad were made by my crazy vegetarian organic friend - I'd stake my life on there being no corn syrup :)

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    13. Re:Corn by FiloEleven · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It would be fantastic if a few companies (Coca-Cola, for example) who regularly use HFCS in their products could be convinced to start a "premium" line that uses real sugar. They would have to charge a little more due to the bullshit sugar tariffs, but they could also advertise better taste and better health.

      Get enough companies to do this, and they could run ads saying, "Hey, you know that Coke Premium that tastes a little better than regular Coke? The only reason it's more expensive is because we have to pay sugar tariffs. We have to pay those because the US gov't decided that the income of corn-growing farmers is more important than your health. If you want cheaper Coke Premium and a whole range of healthier foods using natural sugar instead of HFCS, go to www.fuckHFCS.com to see how you can help make your gov't work for you again."

      There could be something obvious I'm missing, but it looks like a win-win situation. The people are happy because their food tastes better, the companies involved are happy because they'll see increased revenues due to better-tasting food plus a ton of goodwill that they are perceived as looking out for the consumer.

    14. Re:Corn by sbillard · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Jones soda is brand that has recently gone national. They use sugar instead of HFCS to sweeten their beverages. They make soda, juice, tea, an energy drink and a vitamin-enhanced water drink with just a little sugar (24c).
      About this time last year, I had some homemade root beer, made with sugar. I was the BEST soda I ever had. Since then, I've found Jones. Never knew what I was missing. I'll never drink HFCS sweetened soda again.

      Jones also offer sugar free soda with sucralose (Splenda) instead of aspartame (Nutrasweet). Taste much better than the major brand diet sodas.

      I've heard that Hansens offers soda made with sugar, but haven't seen it myself. Try a sugar sweetened soda. I think you'll like it.

      If you're prone to conspiracy theories, google Donald Rumsfeld's involvement in the engineering of HFCS and aspartame. Combine that with his comments about "Transformation" along with his "Leo Strauss" world-view and you've got a doozy.
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    15. Re:Corn by Cally · · Score: 2, Interesting
      For bread, I can't recommend highly enough getting your own breadmaker. When I was a kid we were pretty poor, to the extent that Mum was doing home-mad bread not for some health tip or to expany her culinary skillz, but to save 5p on the cost of a processed white loaf of "New Chorleywood Method" cereals-based mush cube - the stuff that dissolves into wallpaper paste if you leave it in a bowl of water for 5 mins... er where was I. Anyway back in the 70s it was a terrible, slow process, with vigorous exertion to kneed the dough, and produced an incredibly stodgy lump that was high in fibre, and substantial enough to substitute for bricks in non load-bearing walls. Now she has a cheap electric breadmaker; she picks a recipe for the day from the dozens and dozens in the manual, pours in measured quantities of flour, water, salt, fat and yeast, sets the timer and the loaf number. At 3am it kicks off, three hours later the wonderful smell of new-baked bread fills the kitchen, sun streams thru the window, fresh coffee brewing, birds singing... it's like a life insurance ad, or a bad property development programme on telly. The only problem is that after you've taken the freshly baked loaf out and rinsed out the removable tin, it pipes up with "Howdy doodly-doo! Can I interest you in a muffin? teacake? buns? baps? baguettes? bagels? croissants? crumpets? pancakes? potato cakes? hot cross buns? No?

      ...so, you're a waffle man!

      Actually, the bread it produces is absolutely delicious, when given decent wholemeal flour and some malty bits and cracked grains. Add some nice lightly salted butter and home-made marmalade from proper seville oranges,cane sugar and a drop of lemon juice to set, follow with a decent filter coffee and a fag and I feel pretty damn bulletproof. Admittedly you can't actually move anywhere for 30-40 mins afterwards, but you can use that time to smile benevolently at the world and remind yourself how nice it is to be alive, sometimes.

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  9. Not all fat people eat more. by porcupine8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    A skinny person with a really high metabolism can eat far more in a day than a fat person with a slow one. Plus, you only need to eat a lot to *get* fat - maintaining your weight doesn't require eating extra. Not to mention tall people, teenaged boys, people with very physical jobs, and many others who would all eat more than an average person.

    I'm not all pro-obesity or anything, but it's just silly to think that ALL obese people eat more than ALL average-weight people.

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    1. Re:Not all fat people eat more. by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A skinny person with a really high metabolism can eat far more in a day than a fat person with a slow one

      Yes. On rare occasions you meet such people. I've known an ex-New York City Ballet dancer like that. She's slim, hard-muscled, radiates heat, and has to eat almost constantly to keep her weight up. I know an endurance rider who's 6' tall, all leg, runs seven miles a day, and eats twice what I do when we have dinner together. She thinks 58F is a good indoor temperature.

      Such people are unusual. On the other hand, I've probably seen over fifty oinkers today, waddling around. And it's early yet.

    2. Re:Not all fat people eat more. by cozziewozzie · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not quite.

      Muscle uses a lot of energy. People with a muscular build NEED a lot more food than fat people, because fat doesn't consume energy, muscles do.

      Add to this the fact that muscular people probably got that muscle through regular exercise, which burns lots of energy too.

      Obesity is very often a case of bad diet (eating the wrong stuff) and non-balanced lifestyle (no exercise to match the food), and not simply eating too much. Athletes eat FAR more than your average fatty.

    3. Re:Not all fat people eat more. by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And do you know the current eating habits of any of those oinkers?

      I get a good idea when I'm stuck behind one at the supermarket checkout.

  10. Fat People Are Breeding by stuntmanmike · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Fat people are disproportionately unlikely to get laid, and therefore don't contribute to overpopulation. Nope.

    There will always be skinny guys who like to fuck fat chicks, fat guys who are rich enough that skinny girls will fuck them, and fat guys who eventually give up on their dreams of banging supermodels and settle for a fat chick.
  11. OK, I'm going to weigh in here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am a fat man. I weight 370 pounds. (However, I am 6" 6' tall, but I'm still fat.) Now, this article does state that there are other factors. It names the skinny guy with the high metabolism on the 100 mile bike ride, but there is one factor (among many) that it doesn't consider. I live in a small apartment and drive a Honda Civic that gets 25MPG or better, even around town. (It gets 33 - 35MPG on the highway. All these fuel consumption figures are real measured figures that I've taken.) Lets look at my overall carbon output compared to the little 90 pound skinny woman driving her Chevy Suburban aggressively on her way home to her massive suburban McMansion, while talking on her cell phone no less. What's her carbon impact versus mine? How much more oil does it take to propel her massive SUV, especially when she's stomping on the gas with that big V8, then it does to propel my little 4 cylinder Civic? How much more oil does it take to heat and cool her massive house than my little apartment? I'd bet that we come out about the same, or that she might even end up producing more carbon than I do. There are so many factors that this article doesn't consider. All it really seems to do is give people an escape goat for global warming. Yes its all OK now, we can blame it on the fat people!

    1. Re:OK, I'm going to weigh in here by jlarocco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's definitely true. But, if you cut your weight in half, you would get even better gas milage than you already do. When you take that effect and multiply it by all the "overweight" people in the world, it adds up.

      Is dieting the best way to save fuel? Probably not. But being over weight does impact on fuel usage.

    2. Re:OK, I'm going to weigh in here by Al+Dimond · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Why can't I just have my simple pleasures?", you ask. Because they aren't simple. Most stuff we do, the things we grew up with and took for granted, consume tons of energy. Our lifestyles affect lots of people. The fact that you enjoy steaks and burgers doesn't change the fact that meat takes a lot of energy to produce. So why shouldn't that be reported if it's true? Similarly, my computer uses lots of energy and I'm severely missing the point if I call someone that points that out to me an eco-Nazi. It's simply a fact, and something to take into consideration when I make choices about computer usage, I guess. Hard to be perfect.

      It certainly is poor form, and stupid, to blame obese people for global warming for consuming marginally more resources. If all the obese people lost weight by decreasing consumption that could (this is maybe some but not all), we'd be very slightly less fucked (but still very much fucked) on food and energy costs. Trying to point the finger at someone instead of understanding that the mainstream western lifestyle simply requires tons of energy misses the point even more than calling people eco-Nazis for stating facts. It's the same type of reasoning that makes people in America worry about what will happen to the environment when people in India get cheap cars.

    3. Re:OK, I'm going to weigh in here by lysse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. Similarly, I'm a fat person (115-120kg, 6') and I don't drive at all; the reason I'm fat is a lack of exercise, and the reason for that is agoraphobia. But I absolutely refuse to believe that my diet has more environmental impact than the car on every thin person's driveway, or the holidays they take on foreign shores to show off their booties, or whatever. And since I'm celibate, I won't be adding to the overpopulation problem (nor feeling the pressure to buy a SUV in a few years purely so that I can take them to a school five minutes' walk away); whilst I might eat more than one thin person, I sure as hell don't eat as much as one and a child!

      This is just straightforward body-fascism, dressed in pseudoscientific language, probably because the school needed to raise its profile (and possibly its funding profile) with a controversial headline. Unfortunately, the British government is such that we can expect a "fat tax" any day now...

    4. Re:OK, I'm going to weigh in here by slimjim8094 · · Score: 2, Funny

      All it really seems to do is give people an escape goat for global warming. Sir, with that sentence, you have made my day.
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  12. I normally don't respond to crap like this. by Blackneto · · Score: 5, Informative

    "It's a glandular problem!" Yeah, sure

    But as a "large" person, bite my flabby ass.

    not speaking for every fatass. But since I started working nights 10 years ago i've gained 150lbs.
    Funny thing is I'm still as active and eat basically the same amount that I always have.

    I've been big since puberty set in.
    In HS i was 5'9" and weighed 240lbs. As i was playing football at the time I don't think it was a lack of exercise. I don't know what my calorie intake was at the time but it couldn't have been that much since we weren't very well off but my dad made enough to keep us off welfare. Never any huge amount of junk food or fatty food. Mostly carbs though. beans, rice, pasta and chicken.

    In my 20's i reached my present height of 6ft. I was working construction and living in Brooklyn. I ate and drank pretty much whatever I wanted then but never got above 190.

    FF to my 40's and 10 years of night work, sleep apnea and other nonsense I weigh 340. I eat maybe 2 times a day. I don't really eat sweets. My diet is mostly the same it was when I was a kid though I drink a lot more.
    spent about 3 months writing down my food intake for the doctor I'm working with.
    He didn't see anything abnormal. I average about 1900 calories a day.
    I should be losing weight but I'm not. Possibilities include sleep deprivation, thyroid problem or diabetes (which i still test negative for even though both parents have adult onset)

    Sure there are people that don't control what they eat, don't exercise and are seriously fat in the way you describe.
    But I think there a lot of folks that due to different circumstances just can't maintain weight the way you or other people think they should.

    FWIW, my family of 6 has a food budget of 540 a month not including 160 budgeted for eating out. this is pretty low for our area. most people i know that make the same amount of money as i do spend twice as much with less people in the house.

    I don't have any figures about the amount of fuel we use. We have to have a minivan for all of us to go somewhere in one vehicle. And my personal vehicle is no gas miser. But I may only drive it 3000 miles a year. The minivan we've averaged about 9000mi/year since we bought it.
    Until hydrogen powered cars become more widespread though we won't be buying any new vehicles.
    I'm not wild about hybrids because i don't think batteries are any better for the environment than burning fuel.
    Converting Gas engines to run hydrogen I think is the best bet.

    I don't think our transportation impact is that great since we aren't running kids back and forth to activities every night and we have always made an effort to consolidate trips.

    and last but not least. I view people that hold stock with BMI calculations with the same derision as those that in the past believed in phrenology.

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  13. Ah the new religion by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ah the new religion,
    Now combining the sudo sceince of global warming with a little good old fashion scapegoating.

    Speaking as a 5'8" guy weighing in at around 135 pounds, this sounds alful facist to me. Nobody would call me fat but replace global warmin with economic struggles and fat people with jew and our intelectual elite sound pretty much like Hitler did in the the late 1920s.

    Can we get back to real science before we completely destroy the world pretty please?

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    1. Re:Ah the new religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah the new religion,
      Now combining the sudo sceince of global warming with a little good old fashion scapegoating.
      $ sudo sceince
      sudo: sceince: command not found

      Spoken like a true pseudo-literate.

      Speaking as a 5'8" guy weighing in at around 135 pounds, this sounds alful facist to me.


      Perhaps you should look up the spelling of "alful" and the definition of "facist."

      Nobody would call me fat but replace global warmin with economic struggles and fat people with jew and our intelectual elite sound pretty much like Hitler did in the the late 1920s.


      Oh, you did not just Godwin yourself... Oh wait, you did. Might I suggest taking a few steps towards joining the "intelectual elite" before shooting your mouth off in the future? You sound more convincing when you don't have to resort to attacks based in anti-intellectualism and misapprehensions about what constitutes Fascism to defend your reasonable point about scapegoating.

      Can we get back to real science before we completely destroy the world pretty please?

      No arguments there, this whole thing is preposterous beyond comprehension. What is it with people's never considering the actual marginal impact of ideas they advocate? Or even considering whether their pet project/scapegoat would have an effect within three orders of magnitude of the problem. Foolishness.

  14. Makes sense by eebra82 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So Calista Flockhart was in fact just caring for the environment? Who knew.

  15. On the Flip Side by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful
    But back to the story, seems like a logical corolation to me, very few obese people are fat and not eating much food.

    Yeah, but think about all the resources they're not:
    • Not buying new clothing every year to stay in fashion?
    • Not hotrodding on a Jet Ski at the lake?
    • Taking up and paying for two seats on the plane but only getting one skimpy rubbery meal?
    • Keeping the heat at 60 in the winter?
    • Not burning fuel to go to the movies because HBO is so much more comfortable?
    • Not flying in grapes from Chile to feed a winter-time vegetarian ethos when fried wheat do just fine?
    Hey, I'm not advocating it, but let's have a full accounting here. Oh, right, that's really hard and there's less opportunity to be priggish. Sort of like me not reading TFA.
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  16. Gut Bacteria by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A skinny person with a really high metabolism

    There's current thinking that different varieties of gut bacteria play a huge role here. Apparently some types can metabolize more types of food than others. The trick is the higher caloric content generated doesn't properly feed back into the hunger satiety mechanism, so the average person with highly efficient bacteria will tend to gain weight.

    So, either fill up skinny people with more efficient bacteria and figure out how to deal with the hunger problem, or fill up fat people with the less efficient bacteria, but have to produce more food. Hey, there's a novel approach for anti-global-warming funding!

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  17. So, a couple of forum trolls... by Hinhule · · Score: 2

    ... made a troll scientific report and people actually dignify it by responding as if it would deserve the publicity.

    "How to spot and deal a troll" should be a first grade class.

  18. More "Fat" predjuice by AntonDevious · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why we we have to hate. Its time to leave fat people alone. They are not the evil spawn of Satan. Go find some other class of people to hate like say Preppies.

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  19. Just to play devil's advocate here ... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... what about all the trim, muscular, athletic people? Think about it. If some guy runs, bikes, or goes to the gym a hour per day and lifts weights, isn't he eating more food, burning a lot more calories, and exhaling a lot more CO2 than a lazy s.o.b. sitting on his couch in a semi-vegetative state?

    When you see a really obese person, don't think of them as 'fat'. Think of them as mobile carbon sequestration units.

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  20. One word: Ethanol by MacDork · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's truly frightening that you could write five paragraphs and still overlook the reason for the recent food shortages.

    1. Re:One word: Ethanol by dfedfe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Drunk people can't possible eat *that* much.

  21. Comfort Food by mosb1000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In most cases, obesity results from emotional distress. People who are poorly adjusted sometimes turn to food as a coping mechanism. Almost all obese people use food to meet their emotional needs in this way.

    If we want to end obesity, we need to educate parents about the link between associating food with nurturing behavior and obesity. This way people will learn to cope with their stress in healthier ways, such as feigning illness, attempting suicide or picking fights to get attention.

    1. Re:Comfort Food by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, technically a lot of people are essentially brainwashed into overeating during childhood. Especially by first and second generation "old world" immigrant parents, you know, from the very same European countries who now like to blast away willy nilly at the US for every conceivable reason.

      You know, the old "Eat every bite.", "You don't get to go to play or bed until that plate is clean.", and that old chestnut, "Don't you know there's children starving in (insert country here)?".

      Even worst are the OLD old world descendants who have a policy of beating the shit out of their kids if there's so much as a pea remaining on their plate. I grew up with one of those in the 70s, and that can be awfully scarring.

      Thanks Europe! Maybe you should pay more attention to your own problems, instead of blaming fat people.

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  22. BMI should be a cubic function... by Joce640k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know who invented BMI but math wasn't his best subject. Humans are three dimensional so there should be a power of three in the BMI equation somewhere. There isn't, what we have is a quadric curve where the middle bit happens to fit middle size people.

    If you go outside the "medium" range it all falls apart, tall people come out as obese and short people come out as underweight.

    We need to scrap it an try again.

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  23. First world, not the fatties. by n3umh · · Score: 2, Informative

    So, it's the fraction of the developed world's population that uses 18% more resources and not the developed world's 320% relative per-capita consumption that's the problem?

    I'm a 300lb dude who rides a bike to work. I live in a metro area where 110lb women and 150lb guys drive their finely toned asses in two hours from their West Virginia, 5kW-power-use-when-no-one's-home McMansions in their big SUVs. I call bullshit.

    I'm not interested in arguing whether or not fat people eat more, because no one bothers to look at the real facts about obesity anyway. Let's just assume I consume 18% more food resources than someone whose body fits the societal ideal.

    That means I consume 377% of the food resources as someone in, say Kenya, as opposed to the thin, virtuous person's 320%.

    I also consume 5% of the gasoline and a tiny fraction of the natural gas (small house) that my skinny, far-flung "suburb" counterparts use, but that wouldn't possibly factor in. Of course it doesn't factor in because the "obese" are always lying when they say they ride a bike or walk to work. That couldn't possibly be true. They're too disgusting for that to be true.

    Hell, I'm a fattie... so I *produce* copious amounts of natural gas, don't I?

    *fart*

    Whoops. Excuse me. I should bottle that.

  24. Re:on the other side of BULL-Pies(mmmmm, pies) by Pitr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not that I agree 100% with the article (I agree partially, but in a limited, and less sensationalized way), but you kinda missed, and proved, their point. It's not transporting your weight that they refer to in fuel savings, but the transport of the extra food you would have eaten, and you say you spend less on food by not buying certain things, which means that those things don't need to be transported, etc. It makes a more obvious difference if you think of it in terms of how much less a specific store would need per shipment, or how many fewer shipments they would require if hundreds of people stopped drinking soda, or consumed less in general, or whatever. Then imagine that nationwide. It would definitely make a difference.

    Basically, there is a significant translation between over eating (Regardless of how heavy you are. You may have a fast metabolism an just eat more than you need.) and food/fuel consumption. It's an extension of out of control consumerism, which is certainly not limited to fat people. In fact I'm pretty sure fat people (to some extent) are as much or more a result of said consumerism as they are a specific contributor.

    There's recently been a big push to "eat locally" which basically refers to watching how far the food you eat travels from production to your kitchen, and trying to keep it under 100km, which would save a lot of time, money, and energy, as well as help support and sustain local farmers and other food related industries. It involves less finger pointing, but it nicely illustrates just how much can be conserved by watching where we eat, and we could be affected similarly by how much we eat.

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  25. Ohio and Michigan... by Amigori · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Visit one of the Great Lakes states and you will see that they over contribute to the population. Fat people breeding with fat people. This is how you end up with 4'6" 5th graders weighing more than me, granted I'm on the skinny side, 27y, 5'11" 165lbs. I think they just realize that if they want to get laid, their standards...change. And I mean the truely fat people, not the husky ones.

    For an annecdotal study, simply visit a non-upper class mall in your neighborhood and sit in the food court for 30min. Grotesquely obese will rapidly become average, shifting your bell curve a good 50+ lbs to the right, and skinny becoming the left-side outliers.

    I'm sure that if you removed the (qualified) medical reasons, the generally husky/bigger, but not fat, people, merely the margin of error would change. Americans are overweight with many just plain old FAT!

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  26. Re:Global Warming is the Witch Hunt of our Day by Lije+Baley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Saving the planet is only a priority for those who can afford it. The best barometer of Western economies is the number of people engaged in planet saving. When things actually get bad, people go back to worrying about saving themselves.

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  27. Massive Idiocy. by pyxl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tall people cause global warming and higher food prices.

    Highly physically fit people cause global warming and higher food prices.

    Healthy people who move around cause global warming and higher food prices.

    People who aren't starving at the edge of metabolic functioning cause global warming and higher food prices.

    Men (who are larger than women...) cause global warming and higher food prices.

    Yes. People who eat more food than other people who don't eat as much as them...eat more food than other people who don't eat as much as them. Yes, they are a larger part of the demand set...than people who are a smaller part of the demand set.

    I'm glad that this study has been released right now so as to get this jackass notion fixed in people's minds right now, so that we don't have to waste time considering it in the future with any seriousness at all.

    Why?

    Because if humanity EVER gets to the point where the food consumption habits ALONE of a portion of the population actually substantially impact the global environment and/or global economics to a serious degree (which, still, right now, it's not) then we have much bigger problems than "some fat people need to eat less". The problems are more like "serious percentages of the human race are starving to death because the food DOESN'T EXIST to feed them"...which is absolutely not the problem right now, and hopefully will NEVER be a problem. Right now, food problems are a simple matter of price, NOT actual global availability.

    Ugh, and duh.

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  28. BMI is medically dangerous quackery by taustin · · Score: 3, Informative

    BMI does not take in to account a person's build, age, or even sex. According to the BMI quacks, a man and woman of the same height should be the same weight. That's not juts quackery, that's quackery that kills people. I have known people with a BMI that would come out as grossly obese, but had - measured - less than 5% body fat, because of a massively muscular build. The reason more Americans are overweight is because the definition of overweight keeps changing, more than anything else.

    I can't help but wonder if the "London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine," or at least these two quacks, are funded by pharmaceutical companies that are heavily in to the weight loss drug market.

    1. Re:BMI is medically dangerous quackery by Bazouel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      About muscular people tipping the scale, I don't know about your city, but I don't see too many 6-packs running around in mine. So even if your argument is somewhat valid, it hardly justifies anything. For "standard build" people, BMI is pretty spot on. At 5'7", I would need to weight 190 lbs to be considered obese. That's not obese, that's just plain morbid.

      Anyway, there are specialised BMI. See it for yourself if you really have an athletic build:

      http://www.askdocweb.com/bmi4lean.html

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  29. the answer is ... by constantnormal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soylent Green.

    It's the only way to deal with the explosive population growth of overweight people.

  30. Other reasons for obesity by magudas · · Score: 3, Informative

    A few other things in the U.S. could also be the cause of so much obesity. Take for instance MSG. Although it's said to be harmless, look outside the U.S. for studies on it's effects. Now go look in your cabinets for foods that contain it. Nearly all chips, any pre-prepared food mixes, nearly 50% of fast food, as well as restaurant chain food contain it. With that much of it, not just the occasional bit in, it's bound to have some adverse effects on our metabolism, as well as cause more food addiction. Look at how little many other countries use MSG(Mono Sodium Glutamate.) Another thing would be to look Corn Sugar usage. The use of real sugars, not processed modified corn sugars, are more easily digested and metabolized in the body, but we have corn subsidies to fill, so we all get Corn Sugar in everything that used to have sugar. Try to find anything but natural Maple syrup that uses Cane Sugar instead of Corn Sugar. I doubt you can. I cut out soda completely, and steer clear of Corn Sugar completely. I avoid MSG and pre-prepared foods that use it, and do my research before eating anywhere because you'd be surprised at MSG usage. Since then, and with a moderate workout plan, I've lost over 15% body fat and increased my muscle mass tremendously.

  31. Re:Corn is OVERRATED by spineboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    It really depends on just how many calories go in vs how many are expended. New England Journal of Medicine had a study about 15 years ago, looking at exercise and eating habits of thin, and obese people. Obese people tended to underestimate the amount of food they ate by 50% !!, and overestimated the amount of exercise by 2x. Thin people had about the opposite experience.
      Low fat food may be more of a culprit, since many of the stomach and intestinal hormones (CCK, somatostatin, GIP) are triggered/released by fat, which then produce the "full" sensation. Look at the French - tons of fatty food, and they are skinny with much less heart disease. Yeah - they eat less (feeling full?) and walk more. Portion sizes in America are ridiculous.

    There's nothing magic about food - if you eat too much, it gets converted to fat. And please, no vegan rants - England looked at a random sampling of 1000 people who reached the age of 100, and only 4 were vegetarians, all the rest ate meat routinely. It's not eating meat that can cause heart disease, but the lack of fruits and veggies. Yes I agree Americans could stand to eat less meat, but mostly just need to eat less.

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  32. There's a big freaking hole in their hypothesis... by zullnero · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It has nothing to do with girth and body fat, and everything to do with actual dietary consumption and metabolism. A high energy person with a higher metabolism will eat a whole lot more food than one with a lower metabolism. Just because a person is overweight doesn't necessarily mean that the person eats more than one meal a day...they simply tend to store fat more efficiently than someone who burns through it inefficiently.

    You also have to take into account the effects of the actual diet...if a person is overweight from a diet of mostly bread products, vs. a person overweight from eating a lot of pizza, bacon, etc., the latter person's diet would contribute greater to global warming as a result of the length of the food chain and resulting pollution it takes to produce meat vs. wheat products, etc. And a skinny person with a high metabolism, they'd be the absolute worst of all. They'd eat and eat, and wastefully lose their calories instead of carrying them around and prolonging the next meal.

  33. Follow-Up Study by brianerst · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's seems like just yesterday that my woefully neglected little blog was mocking Sheldon Jacobson of UIUC for "discovering" the same thing. My, how 18 months flies by...

    In that blog post, I suggested some follow-up research:

    We here at Duh!scoveries don't merely want to mock these studies - we long to contribute too. So, we're suggesting a follow-up study. Gasoline in cars and trucks isn't the only excess fuel being burned here - the same physics indicate that fat people themselves require more fuel (in the form of tasty fried foods and soft drinks filled with high-fructose corn syrup) to move their own excess weight. And now that more and more vehicles are being fueled with biodiesel from soybean oil and ethanol from corn, there is now a competition for those resources between the fat people needing cheap calories to be able to move their enormous bodies and the SUVs they need to buy in order to haul their enormous bodies to the local fried-food emporium.

    All of which raises the question: what is the optimum number of huge biodiesel or ethanol SUVs? Build too many and fat people will start slimming down due to lack of caloric input diverted to biofuel production, which leads to fewer SUVs needed to haul their now-slender bodies, which allows those fuel stocks to be retargeted to food. A vicious cycle, so we need to figure out just how many Hummers are needed to keep Americans optimally fat (or, we suppose, fit).

    I guess it takes a while to get the grants...

  34. Re:Corn is OVERRATED by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not convinced that portion size is even close the the whole story. I can gorge myself and lose weight, as long as it is all meat and fat. As soon as you throw a little sugar in (which means any carb including bread) I balloon up almost immediately. I can starve myself with tiny portions, and if there is any significant amount of sugar in my diet, I will be fat.

    I know you didn't talk about exercise, but that is the other myth that tends to go with "eat less = skinny". For me, I simply will not lose fat from exercise, no matter how much I get. I build muscle like there is no tomorrow, but don't lose any fat. What this means for me is that if I eat small portions, and exercise a lot, I become MORE obese. The only way that I can get myself out of the "obese" range is by eating all protean and fat, while getting little to no exercise. If I go with a carnivorous diet, I will lose the fat, but if I exercise, my muscle mass puts be right back into the "obese" range.

    The biggest problem is that weight has become a religion. It is absurd to think that someone whose ancestors have been eating beef for the last 5000 years would have the same nutritional requirements as someone whose ancestors has been picking fresh fruit from trees for the last 5000 years. Until we can get past the "fat people are evil" mentality, and accept that different people have different nutrition/exercise needs, we won't get anywhere with the problem.

  35. Feed by WrongMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I notice that all of your meals have eggs, meat and/or cheese. Those came from some animals. What do you want to bet those animals were raised on corn products?

  36. Re:Corn is OVERRATED by uhlume · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait, are you suggesting that a North American diet doesn't make North Americans slow and sluggish? Because, as someone who lives surrounded by the fuckers (I are American), I beg to differ.

    Have you ever been to a North American mall?

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  37. Ban junk food now by Cannelloni · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's right: ban it. Maybe it's time for government intervention. I am slightly overweight myself and I hate it. Flabby fat is so unattractive and also bad for your heart, causes diabetes etc. I have no idea how to go about losing weight, but I have at least started doing something about it: 1) NO bread, very little pasta and NO French fries. 2) I bicycle to work every day excerpt if it's much too cold or if there there is a heavy rain. That's a start, but not nearly enough. The next step, I think, is to learn about how to live a healthy life. If you live in the west, have a car and a comfortable life, you are liable to become fat, complacent and lazy, and it's time to break that habit.

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  38. Re:Corn is OVERRATED by TheoMurpse · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The only way that I can get myself out of the "obese" range is by eating all protean and fat, while getting little to no exercise. If I go with a carnivorous diet, I will lose the fat, but if I exercise, my muscle mass puts be right back into the "obese" range.
    I assume you're using BMI as a classification for obesity.

    #1 - BMI is complete and utter bullshit, as you've discovered. Go with the highly technical "do I look fat in the mirror" test. Or get your body fat measured.

    #2 - If you think you might be obese, you probably are. Barring anorexia, if you're not, then you will at least get in better shape.

    #3 - It sounds like you're suggesting that if you put on more muscle, you're more obese than if you don't put any on. If I'm reading your comments correctly, then it's pretty obvious you don't have any idea what you're talking about.

    I assure you that you're making yourself worse off by not exercising, no matter what your BMI says.

    if your BMI is 29 without muscle, but 31 with muscle, it doesn't matter because your body fat mass is the same. Hell, your body fat percentage is higher without muscle.

    Jesus Christ, go to a freaking doctor already. Every time I read your comment, I am awestruck by one more ridiculous assertion. Your post just seems to be along the lines of: I look bigger when I put on muscle. Therefore I don't work out because bigger = less healthy. Stop hating fat people, guys. We're all different, and maybe in some ethnicities, being obese is the most healthy way to be. Here, I'll quote you for you:

    weight has become a religion. It is absurd to think that someone whose ancestors have been eating beef for the last 5000 years would have the same nutritional requirements as someone whose ancestors has been picking fresh fruit from trees for the last 5000 years.

    Until we can get past the "fat people people have different nutrition/exercise needs, we won't get anywhere with the problem.
    And until ridiculously unhealthy people are all healthy, I will continue to show concern for my fellow man, and strive to improve humanity by pushing them to improve their health and the well-being of this world.

    Disclaimer: some of what I said here could be self-loathing, since I used to be fat and am still working on getting in terrific shape.
  39. Bullshit by Archtech · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yeah, you ate a lot of corn there. The point is that most of the animals we eat, eat corn.

    It's Stone Age animist thinking to believe that, when you eat an animal that ate corn, you thereby eat corn yourself.

    Take it a stage further! You ate the cow; the cow ate corn; the corn was fertilised with manure. Ergo, you ate manure.

    Except, of course, that you obviously didn't. The "transitive" argument works when calculating the energy cost of food, but not when thinking of its ingedients.

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    I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
  40. Re:Corn is OVERRATED by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You miss understand my point. The word "obese" is in quotes because I am quoting others by using it. I would never suggest that having more muscle is bad. My point is that studies that use the term "obese" almost always use BMI, and it is a worthless measurement. If you reread my post understanding that my example is showing why the word "obese" is pointless in this context, you will probably find that you disagree less.

  41. Re:Corn is OVERRATED by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Informative

    STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS AHEAD

    OK, fine. But in that case, grammar/punctuation point: The use of quotes around "obese" in this case would be "required" even if you weren't quoting others--when using a word as a term, you should put quotation marks around it (or italicize it, in some sources).

    I put quotes around "required" because I know Slashdotters like to argue against formal rules of spelling.

    This is actually a prime example of why knowledge of punctuation rules is essential: Because Belial6 did not know the rules of punctuation, Belial6 failed to correctly convey the intended message.

    And yes, I do find I disagree less. I'm raging less at your comments now ;)

    In any case, get the heck off Slashdot and go running! I should be doing the same.

    I just made a 6-week move to another town with only books, a laptop for work, exercise clothes, and work clothes; this minimizes distractions. I really shouldn't be on Slashdot right now. I should be running!

  42. Re:Smoker's arguments always avoid the key issues. by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Insightful

    -imposing smoke on a non-smoker is not a reversible argument; you may like coming home in the same smell category as a cat's asshole, a furry tongue, loss of taste and smell, and an ever-shortening life span, but I don't. So the gov't should mandate what I smell like?

    -smokers do place a much higher burden on public health costs (in countries modern enough to have them ;) that non-smokers have to absorb. (sure, same argument for alcoholics and fatties, but arguing that is just a diversion from the point) The the gov't should mandate that only healthy food be eaten? Better yet, let's pass laws that state you MUST perform a physical fitness regiment. Otherwise, you are putting a burden on the health care system that us exercisers have to absorb.

    -modern cigs are nothing more than a highly cultivated and refined designer drug that smokers are *addicted* to; the only difference between cigarettes and heroine or cocaine is that it is a legal drug that it is socially acceptable to be addicted to Uh, I haven't seen any smokers robbing a liquor store to get their next fix.

    -modern society is forced to regulate the unintelligent, inconsiderate and unhealthy in cases where people are not willing to regulate themselves. Many laws exist to regulate public behavior, especially when this behavior affects the health or pocketbooks of others. Bike helmets, seatbelts, child safety seats, gun laws, public shagging (sad, but true), public drinking...all these laws are there for a reason: to manage the stupid, selfish, 'I am an island' behavior of self-destructive impulse-driven dickheads. So I should give up rights for the societal good? Where have I heard that before? Oh, I remember! How about you give up your freedom from search and seizure and let the gov't listen in on your phone calls. It is, after all for the common good, right? That is the test you are applying here. "If it's for the common good, then one man's rights don't matter." That is what you are saying.

    There are many more valid arguments for smokers to avoid, but what it comes down to is that smoking is a vile, unhealthy habit that the addicts have no qualms about inflicting upon others. So? My habits are none of your fucking business.

    Guys begging on the street for quarters so they can get their next crack fix are less offensive than riding in an elevator with stinky and his phlegmy cough...never mind having to walk through his cloud of toxic shit whenever I walk out of a building. While you are free to have your opinion, that doesn't give you the right to tell me what to do. I think non-smokers like yourself are a bunch of whiny bitches. That does not give me the right to tell you what to do.

    Stop avoiding the arguments. Comparing smoking to segregation laws or telling non-smokers 'suck on it...I have rights to' proves just how asinine and weak your logic is. So, you are saying that I have no rights? Are you saying that my rights don't matter? What are you trying to say here? I want you to come out and say that I am less human and have less rights than a "full" human. That is how you feel. If not, then I must have misread you post because you certainly imply that your rights are more important than mine.

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