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Google Lively Review

joc1985 writes "An objective review of Google Lively after a few hours of playing around. It seems to be a bad copy of Second Life. Somehow all the rooms are crowded, and porn has made its way in there already"

205 comments

  1. Why am I not impressed? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Billions of dollars in capital and they give us a retread of AlphaWorld from 1996? What's next, GoogleMUD?

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    1. Re:Why am I not impressed? by Minupla · · Score: 4, Funny

      That'd be cool. GoogleMUSH! @desc me=A grue. He is likely to eat you.;@adesc me=@emit The Grue pours water on your lantern.

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    2. Re:Why am I not impressed? by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

      Billions of dollars in capital and they give us a retread of AlphaWorld from 1996? What's next, GoogleMUD?

      A MUD hosted by Google...that would be so retro-awesome! I still have a copy of TinyFugue laying around.

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    3. Re:Why am I not impressed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes please. Muds are awesome.

    4. Re:Why am I not impressed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You win five internets XD

    5. Re:Why am I not impressed? by negRo_slim · · Score: 2, Funny
      FTFA:

      On a side note I was VERY disappointed when I found several Sex oriented rooms. Google has always been very good at protecting their users in youtube, picasa, and any other service they provide. This time they let the ball drop.

      Good to see someone who knows they are in dire need of being protected from, gasp, sex!

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    6. Re:Why am I not impressed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loved Active Worlds. Built a nice little house with a big TV and lots of lamps. Only took 25 minutes to load it all on my 28.8k modem connection. ;)

      Seriously, though, I thought the same thing of Second Life. It just had better timing (broadband was generally available) and better marketing. The product was the same.

    7. Re:Why am I not impressed? by Timex · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Read the article again, and pay close attention to the context that the author used your excerpt in.

      As far as the adults go, it's not a question of needing to be protected from it... Most adults are perfectly aware of where to go to get it if they want it.

      The point that the article's author was making was simply that there was no discernible means of verifying age, and since most states in the US have laws on the books stipulating a legal age to obtain sexual material, failure to have limits in place to prevent minors from getting that stuff is illegal...

      Personally, I believe there's a time and a place for everything, especially sexual material.

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    8. Re:Why am I not impressed? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      When I want to talk to someone I don't want to wait 20mins for the dam chat room to load.

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    9. Re:Why am I not impressed? by Snaller · · Score: 1

      That explains why you can't choose install location - its too advanced a concept for them.

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    10. Re:Why am I not impressed? by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      A MUD hosted by Google...that would be so retro-awesome! I still have a copy of TinyFugue laying around.

      Forget that.
      I want to see the awesome Google TradeWars Universe.

      Could you imagine a billion sectors with hundreds of thousands (maybe even millions) players?

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  2. An opinionated an biased review by MLopat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is hardly an objective review. Then again the Slashdot submitter is also the author of the blog...

    When you read comments like "if it wasn't for the logo at the top left you wouldn't even know it was owned and operated by Google. The page is blend with no much color or style" it really makes you wonder. Does it matter that Google didn't brand it everywhere they could like other companies? In classical Google fashion, they took a simplified approach, which itself is a form of Google branding (just look at google.com)

    Then the reviewer goes on "It is 100% centered around the mouse, this for me is a horrible defect that must be solved immediately. I happen to know every keyboard shortcut known to man kind (sic) and I absolutely hate the mouse. I am sure there are many people like me out there. " Well good for you buddy. And great research you've done there in assuming that everyone else is just like you.

    Finally he concludes with saying he found "several Sex oriented rooms". A quick glance through the room index shows maybe a dozen of the 1000+ rooms that are listed there have a sexual theme. Seems like a pretty good ratio considering the amount of porn to be found on the internet and people's computers in relationship to the rest of the content on the web.

    But then again, remember this blog is from "The Random thoughts of a Christian IT Professional."

    1. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He has a point on porn: the terms of service forbid it, much to my dismay, I must say. But then, it is open for anyone older than 13 so I see no way Google could get around that.

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    2. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Otter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Besides the fact that guy obviously isn't a native English speaker, "several" and "maybe a dozen" seem pretty in line to me. His point seems to be that Google isn't being as tight with it as they are with YouTube, which is certainly true (although I'd suspect that's a result of pre-takeover YouTube policies being carried on by Google). It's not a matter of any concern to me, but its his opinion. And it's not like adding keyboard shortcuts would eliminate mouse usage, as you seem to think.

    3. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Phurge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      too funny. Google censoring porn? Google is the gateway to internet porno.

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    4. Re:An opinionated an biased review by ndansmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But then again, remember this blog is from "The Random thoughts of a Christian IT Professional."

      Hey! I'm a Christian IT Professional, you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:An opinionated an biased review by digitig · · Score: 5, Funny

      But are your thoughts random?

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    6. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does that mean when your build fails, praying and hitting rebuild actually makes a difference?

    7. Re:An opinionated an biased review by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd suspect that's a result of pre-takeover YouTube policies being carried on by Google

      If that were true, what's the reason for the Google Video policies, then?

      I suspect the reason for filtering adult material has more to do with good business sense than anything else. If you allow adult materials, then your site is likely to become a haven for such materials rather than achieving its original goal. Sort of like how the various free internet backup and file sharing solutions became havens for warez rather than achieving a solid business goal.

    8. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you kidding me? Porn the ultimate mark of success. The fact that Lively has it before it has even taken off properly makes it like an uber stamp of approval. Yes yes.

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    9. Re:An opinionated an biased review by ndansmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but not until about 3 days goes by.

    10. Re:An opinionated an biased review by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Nope, but apparently some people think it will lower gas prices....

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    11. Re:An opinionated an biased review by __aagbwg300 · · Score: 5, Funny

      But are your thoughts random?

      Depends on the seed.

    12. Re:An opinionated an biased review by hansamurai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Check out that moose.

    13. Re:An opinionated an biased review by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is a gimmicky marketing toy, not a tool. As a gimmicky toy, the most practical use for it is websites intended for a younger audience. I spent half the day yesterday looking at how this could be exploited for that purpose. The fact that there is porn on there already means that there is no way we're going to be able to trust this enough to put it to use. Shame.

      Incidentally, did anyone figure out how to get it working with Facebook accounts instead of Google accounts?

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    14. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      Aren't Christians supposed to give up their possessions and teach the word of Jesus?

      No.

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    15. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't squeeze the pancake batter.

    16. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      A moose once bit my sister...

      No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
      of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
      Oslo
      dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo
      Dentist",
      "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

      Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

    17. Re:An opinionated an biased review by joc1985 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      All I am saying is that a Mouse Only approach is stupid.

    18. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Inner_Child · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not if he's Debian-based.

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    19. Re:An opinionated an biased review by adisakp · · Score: 1

      On a side note I was VERY disappointed when I found several Sex oriented rooms.

      This guy needs to watch "Avenue Q".... sing it with me...

      The internet is for pRoN....

    20. Re:An opinionated an biased review by brunokummel · · Score: 2, Funny

      too funny. Google censoring porn? Google is the gateway to internet porno.

      Well, Internet is for Porn isn't it?

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    21. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you do know the thing (a mouse) works better when you push it on the table and not talk into it, right?

    22. Re:An opinionated an biased review by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      Obviously you've never heard of empornium.com then!

      I will DL and have a look!

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    23. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah wouldn't it be great if we could live in peace without the religious right always pushing their beliefs on everyone else?

      If they are an example of what God is like then no thanks.

    24. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Nexus7 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You say:
            "... Yes yes."

      ITYM:
            "Yes yyesss yyeeeeeeSSSSSS... don't stop... oh oh yes yesSSS YYEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!"

      HTH.

    25. Re:An opinionated an biased review by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I'd suspect that's a result of pre-takeover YouTube policies being carried on by Google

      If that were true, what's the reason for the Google Video policies, then?

      Because Google, having bought YouTube, has stayed true to form and left the job of integrating the two half finished. Google has a lot of high powered developers, but I've never figured out what most of them are doing.

    26. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to HELL!!!

      Yes, you may moderate this as FUNNY.

    27. Re:An opinionated an biased review by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be

      "Yes yyesss yyeeeeeeSSSSSS... don't stop... oh oh yes yesSSS YYEEEs ah_DAMMIT_.!!!"

    28. Re:An opinionated an biased review by Snaller · · Score: 1

      "Then the reviewer goes on "It is 100% centered around the mouse, this for me is a horrible defect that must be solved immediately. I happen to know every keyboard shortcut known to man kind (sic) and I absolutely hate the mouse. I am sure there are many people like me out there. " Well good for you buddy. And great research you've done there in assuming that everyone else is just like you. "

      Are you 12 or just an idiot? YOU are the one who says "assuming everyone" - he didn't say any such thing! What he assumes is that he isn't the only one - which seems a fair bet.

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  3. Had to say it... by pete_norm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somehow all the rooms are crowded and porn has made its way in there already"

    What more could you ask for???

    1. Re:Had to say it... by AkaKaryuu · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let's be honest... Google has been the starting point of porn searches for years now. They are just now presenting it to their users in a 3d environment! Technological advancement at it's finest!

    2. Re:Had to say it... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      "What more could you ask for???"

      That you can chose to where to install the program.
      That it doesn't install a permanently running update service on the side.
      That it doesn't install a browser helper object related to google updates and not lively.
      That it doesn't leave behind the services when you uninstall lively.

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  4. "Porn has made its way in there already" by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You write that as if it's a bad thing.

    1. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by Hannes2000 · · Score: 1

      Since the review is slashdotted already, many here among us seem not to think so...

    2. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by nine-times · · Score: 1

      You write that as if it's a bad thing.

      Did you read the header of his blog? "Technology meets Theology -- The Random thoughts of a Christian IT Professional."

    3. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by edmicman · · Score: 1

      Why does Christianity and porn have to be mutually exclusive?

    4. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure whether there's a clear reason (it wouldn't surprise me if someone could come up with an argument). However, I think it's fair to assume that if someone would define himself as "a Christian IT Professional" enough to have it as the heading of his blog, then that guy would probably not be openly enthusiastic about porn.

    5. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by joc1985 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Porn is a form of adultery. TADA!

    6. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by saider · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not if the couple is married!

      I've wondered if there could be a market for "Christian porn" that addresses all the issues they have with it.

      1) Depict married couples in racey and stimulating scenes.
      2) Provide a system that ensures that the actors are not exploited.
      3) ???
      4) Profit!!!

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    7. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do you enjoy watching married couple porn without coveting the guy's wife?

    8. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by Phisbut · · Score: 1

      Not if the couple is married!

      I've wondered if there could be a market for "Christian porn" that addresses all the issues they have with it.

      1) Depict married couples in racey and stimulating scenes.
      2) Provide a system that ensures that the actors are not exploited.
      3) ???
      4) Profit!!!

      That still wouldn't do it. Watching the married couples in racey and stimulating scenes would break the "do not covet" commandment.

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    9. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by rts008 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if the pr0n was starring the watcher's neighbors.
      As in: 'Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife."

      Which opens up the wives to be able to freely covet husbands whether they were neighbors or not. Also the field would be wide open to pr0n that featured married male gay pr0n, since nobody's wife was involved being coveted. It can get sticky from there. ;-)

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    10. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by SQLGuru · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, many Christian faith have as a fundamental belief the "Priesthood of the believer" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priesthood_of_all_believers which allows that the individual has the right to interpret the Bible as they see fit (and preach that interpretation). So, some will consider it adultery and others will consider it "admiring the works of God". So, there you go.....maybe it is, maybe it isn't. You need to search your own concscience and proceed from there.

      Layne

    11. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by saider · · Score: 1

      Who says there is any "coveting" going on? Many people can watch porn and not be driven to envy or desire for possession of the actors.

      Most of the christians I know treat sex as a taboo. Sure they may talk about it and say "its what mommies and daddies do", but it generally stops there. Everything else is shoved away in the closet, never to be discussed. Most of christians I talk to feel that they cannot be "sexy" with their spouses. I feel that they equate modesty and prudeness with their Christian identity and don't really think too much about what the Bible is discouraging when it says "Shall not covet".

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    12. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by FuckTheModerators · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah. Married male gay pr0n would run afoul of "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass."

    13. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by shaitand · · Score: 2, Informative

      Technically, according to the bible any woman becomes your wife upon having sex with her. Adultery is something that woman does when she has sex with another man, not something the man she has sex with does.

      Now, if a woman goes and bangs another guy then I believe I recall the punishment being that her uncle becomes sterile.

      Now, if the woman has sex with a mule, not only does her uncle become sterile but her and the mule have to be put to death. If a guy has sex with a mule the mule gets put to death.

      Anyone who questions these laws of God also gets put to death. Fairly straightforward.

    14. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by shaitand · · Score: 1

      When you are turned on by someone other than your wife, that would be when the coveting comes in.

      But technically the bible says marriage occurs upon having sex, not upon saying vows. As long as you don't watch the cumshot and the actors aren't married beforehand you are in the clear.

    15. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I've wondered if there could be a market for "Christian porn" that addresses all the issues they have with it.

      There isn't, for you see, The Lord Provides.

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    16. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by rts008 · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right. I guess I was just too focused on my neighbor's wife.

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    17. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Actually, he's right. Matthew 5:28

      But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

      Therefore, according to Jesus, porn=adultery.

    18. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please stop saying 'TADA!'.

    19. Re:"Porn has made its way in there already" by the_womble · · Score: 1

      Not if the couple is married!I've wondered if there could be a market for "Christian porn" that addresses all the issues they have with it.

      Bit OT, but an interesting idea

      1) Depict married couples in racey and stimulating scenes.

      This has as much to do with the attitude of the viewer, as with the relationship of those depicted -for example seeing porn is likely to make you want to commit adultery with the people depicted.

      Provide a system that ensures that the actors are not exploited.

      How do you satisfactorily ensure that? There are lots of arguments about what constitutes exploitation.

      I think it might just be possible, but is probably impractical.

      That said, porn is really a pretty trivial issue. Sexual sins per se are fairly unimportant (as far as one can classify these things). Where they are serious there is either other element involved (e.g. betrayal and deceit with adultery), or there is some abuse of others (rape, child abuse) or extreme perversion involved.

  5. Porn? by neoform · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm just waiting for the blackjack and hookers.

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    1. Re:Porn? by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      "Screw you guys, I'll build my own [virtual world], with Blackjack, and Hookers. In fact forget the [virtual world] and the blackjack!"

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  6. Legitimate Question: by teknopurge · · Score: 1

    Has google jumped-the-shark with their recent products?(things always in beta, no adult supervision claims, etc.)

    1. Re:Legitimate Question: by Yaksha42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe we're using the term "nuked the fridge" now.

    2. Re:Legitimate Question: by TypoNAM · · Score: 1

      I loved that Indiana Jones scene. ;)

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  7. Bad copy? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does that imply that a copy of Second Life could somehow be good?

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    1. Re:Bad copy? by Ron_Fitzgerald · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Direct hit to the nail head. I was truly let down with Second Life. I will even go back here and there to see if things changed but they never do.

      Last time I ventured into second life I searched for 'Beach' and was treated to a picture of a girl fingering herself.

      I had hopes for Second Life for businesses that I work with to have open house and virtual tours for lodging. I would not think about suggesting it anymore.

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    2. Re:Bad copy? by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Does that imply that a copy of Second Life could somehow be good?

      It could be a good thing if it was an antimatter copy of Second Life, which was then brought into contact with the original Second Life.

    3. Re:Bad copy? by DFENS619 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It could be a good thing if it was an antimatter copy of Second Life, which was then brought into contact with the original Second Life.

      please mod parent funny :)
    4. Re:Bad copy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Third Life?

    5. Re:Bad copy? by moosesocks · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Second Life is not a game," Dwight replied authoritatively. "It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores; it doesn't have winners or losers."

      "Oh, it has losers."

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    6. Re:Bad copy? by BrentH · · Score: 2, Funny

      Last time I ventured into second life I searched for 'Beach' and was treated to a picture of a girl fingering herself.

      I once had this happen to me in First Life...

    7. Re:Bad copy? by kermit1221 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Last time I ventured into second life I searched for 'Beach' and was treated to a picture of a girl fingering herself."

      Yet if that were to happen to you in First Life you probably wouldn't complain.

    8. Re:Bad copy? by kv9 · · Score: 3, Funny

      [...] I was truly let down with Second Life [...] Last time I ventured into second life I searched for 'Beach' and was treated to a picture of a girl fingering herself.

      explain to me, in simple terms, how THAT is a bad thing?

    9. Re:Bad copy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's gay.

    10. Re:Bad copy? by whopub · · Score: 1

      Last time I ventured into second life I searched for 'Beach' and was treated to a picture of a girl fingering herself.

      Well, I've never used second life, but I've been to that beach!

    11. Re:Bad copy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would that be Half-Life?

    12. Re:Bad copy? by goatherder23 · · Score: 1

      Link please

    13. Re:Bad copy? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Last time I ventured into second life I searched for 'Beach' and was treated to a picture of a girl fingering herself.

      In the good old days, this would have resulted in the slashdotting of Second Life.

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  8. I tried it yesterday. by Paranatural · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It was slow. It was clunky. The interface was pretty disappointing. Hell, even the 'Avatar choosing' part was badly done. I couldn't tell if I was supposed to be designing my own somewhere or just 'using someone elses'. It seems to be a half-baked beta indeed.

    1. Re:I tried it yesterday. by mxs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And worst of all, it's not apparent that there is a direction this is going in, or a usage that would not be a complete timewaster or done better elsewhere. Right now, you have a basic "take these 3d objects, slap them in a room, tack some animations on, maybe display a picture here, a youtube video there, and pretend there is something oh-so-cool that everybody is missing.

      It reminds me a lot of VRML, 'ca 1997.

    2. Re:I tried it yesterday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I tried this on my laptop (Compaq Presario 2500), with 1GB memory and a 2.59 GHz Celeron. "Slow" is an understatement; for me it was completely unusable. I got as far as into a room, then the computer became useless. While I could watch the chatter in the cartoon balloons, it would not respond to any mouse click or even an attempt to close the client window, even after waiting 10 minutes. In the Task Manager (even ctrl-alt-del took a minute or two to come up), client.exe was using ~ 450MB of memory and essentially 100% of CPU time. Finally I had to kill it from there.

      I invoked it twice with the same results. Of course, this laptop doesn't have any significant graphics capability, and the Celeron is a cheap CPU, but still, if that is the problem it seems I should have been forewarned. Am I the only one with this problem?

    3. Re:I tried it yesterday. by nobodyman · · Score: 1

      Why on earth did Google buy this? Yeah, they're scooping up all sorts of social web apps, but they tend to be pretty goo web apps. Maybe they were really after underlying patents?

    4. Re:I tried it yesterday. by Paranatural · · Score: 1

      I'd suspect not. My own computer is a good bit faster than that but even still it locked me up a time or two, till I killed it. Actually, it was much worse for me in Firefox, when I tried it in IE it was actually smoother.

    5. Re:I tried it yesterday. by Paranatural · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because you never know what may be the next big thing.

      And seriously, would you prefer Google to be a company who only did Safe, and popular things?

      Lively is a gamble.

      That's not a bad thing.

    6. Re:I tried it yesterday. by nobodyman · · Score: 1

      Point taken. And apparently this is a internal "20% project" from google, not something that they acquired. This makes it less of a head scratcher for me. I can't see it becoming popular, but I said the same about myspace...

    7. Re:I tried it yesterday. by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      It was slow. It was clunky. The interface was pretty disappointing.

      You must have gotten it to work better than me. I gave up when the download page said it requires Windows Vista/XP.

      It seems to be a half-baked beta indeed.

      You give it too much credit. I'd call it an Alpha release until they add multi-platform support.

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  9. Pervasively perverse proliferation by bhamlin · · Score: 2, Insightful
    porn has made its way in there already

    Are you really that surprised?

    1. Re:Pervasively perverse proliferation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A second second life? Now life comes even more watered down than ever before!

      I'd just like to complain that I think people complain too much. If you don't like it, don't use it! Or if its so badly done, go make your own and post a slashdot story about how much better your "thirteenth life" is compared to "second life", "fourth life", "google life", "pen and paper life", and perhaps even "rolling die life". Though nothing beats that feeling of rolling a 20 on a d20 huh guys.. I say guys because the only girls here aren't real girls.

  10. Blog, Submit, Rinse and Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And why did this get greenlighted? Can I submit "news" linking to my own blog as well?

    1. Re:Blog, Submit, Rinse and Repeat by timster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At the risk of stating the obvious -- yes. Slashdot editors frequently approve self-posted links and have done so for a long, long time.

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    2. Re:Blog, Submit, Rinse and Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      then he should have prepared himself and take some measure to prevent the slashdot effect!

    3. Re:Blog, Submit, Rinse and Repeat by __aarcfd8085 · · Score: 1

      perhaps its a cunning DDoS attack?... well not that cunning...

    4. Re:Blog, Submit, Rinse and Repeat by joc1985 · · Score: 1

      Just did that.

  11. Re:FP by Ron_Fitzgerald · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Goatse I guess I can understand, Rick Rolls are damn funny but really, is there a huge endorphin rush that comes from saying 'first post' that I am missing? I would think that after the first thousand times it really would not be fun for even the most childish of people.

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  12. In fact, FORGET the blackjack! (nt) by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

    That is all. Lol "Google Sadville"

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  13. GoogWii have your next life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Faces are almost identical to Wii, what I am hopping for is a MMO-RPG-FPS with this capability.

  14. LOL DONGS. by bellers · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it's anything like Second Life, that's what you'll be saying a lot of.

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  15. Serious accusation by Junta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It seems to be a bad copy of Second Life.

    That's a severe accusation. I tried Second Life. I thought of it as all the design 'quality' and intelligence of myspace, now with 3D goodness...

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    1. Re:Serious accusation by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      It seems to be a bad copy of Second Life.

      That's a severe accusation. I tried Second Life. I thought of it as all the design 'quality' and intelligence of myspace, now with 3D goodness...

      In that case, maybe a bad copy is better! ;)

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    2. Re:Serious accusation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I'm not the only one who hates Second Life after all. Bagsies http://www.ihatesecondlife.com . Oh wait.

    3. Re:Serious accusation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a poor analogy at best.

      This poorly executed "beta" from Google doesn't bring any innovation to the table except an browser plug in. I'm not even sure that qualifies.

      The avatars are clunky.
      The interface is confusing.
      It has no monetary system.
      It has no real building options.
      It has no scripting capacity.

      It has nothing that puts it the same league as Second Life. The google tool is a 3D chat. I think that's all it was supposed to be and in that capacity its mediocre at best. But it's not a virtual world like Second Life.

  16. Porn vs theology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Technology meets Theology â" The Random thoughts of a Christian IT Professional."

    Come on :-( technology and theology intersects by the empty set.

    1. Re:Porn vs theology by darkrowan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly.... Christian and Unbiased can't really be said in the same sentence and with a straight face.

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    2. Re:Porn vs theology by __aarcfd8085 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure slashdoter and unbiased can't be said in the same sentence with a stright face either. In fact you have to work pretty hard to find anyone who is unbiased.

      ....apart from me I'm very un biased....

    3. Re:Porn vs theology by joc1985 · · Score: 0

      Unbiased == Not an employee or payed reviewer of Google or any other company. Just your average joe's opinion with experience in the IT field. TADA!

    4. Re:Porn vs theology by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Human & Unbiased can not be said in the same sentence with a straight face without the word "not" preceding the unbiased.

    5. Re:Porn vs theology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, so it's your opinion, but you described it as an objective review? What a load of shit.

    6. Re:Porn vs theology by Tophe · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's not the definition of unbiased. Perhaps the word you're looking for is unsolicited. Also you didn't call your review unbiased. You called it objective but your review is actually subjective. For future reference, objective = facts, subjective = opinions.

    7. Re:Porn vs theology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.... Christian and Unbiased can't really be said in the same sentence and with a straight face.

      Actually, your statement sounds pretty biased to me.

    8. Re:Porn vs theology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, this isn't about a slashdotter's review is it?

      The one on the soap box is professing that his opinion is christian and unbiased.. we're not discussion slashdot here.

  17. Definitely a beta by Dmala · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, calling it a beta is being generous. There are a lot of interface quirks and bugs to work out, and the content (as far as avatars, furniture, clothes, etc.) definitely feels more like a sample of what will be available. Once they open it up to user created content, I imagine there will be no shortage of "stuff". FWIW, I didn't really have the connection problems the reviewer had. The whole thing thing gets a little laggy in a crowded room, especially if the room is full of junk, but I didn't have any problems getting in.

    As far as the sex themed rooms, they seemed pretty tame to me, at least for now. (Uh, not that I checked them out or anything.) You're limited to streaming videos from YouTube, so you can't show anything that wouldn't pass muster there. You can also display static images in a "picture frame", but the frames seems to be pretty broken at the moment. They seem to only display a small portion of the image, regardless of the resolution. So, at least for the moment, it's pretty much impossible to display anything pornographic. I imagine once they open it up to user created content, though, it will become yet another haven for furries.

  18. Platform Support by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Informative

    I looked at this the other day and it seemed to claim to be a "Windows only" service. My Windows system was busy at the time, so I didn't investigate further and it was unclear if they planned on supporting other platforms in future. That's a non-starter in my book.

  19. Youtube what? by ArIck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not as tight as Youtube policy? The only region where they may be 'tight' is in removing copyrighted material.... nothing else..... Just look at the recently uploaded, most viewed by day, week or maybe even month.... more than half of them involve some almost naked girl in the preview and sex based themes (although they may not contain actual sex scenes) but that still is not tight implementation....

    1. Re:Youtube what? by xZgf6xHx2uhoAj9D · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe I'm missing something, but that sounds like an extremely tight implementation. It sounds to me like "draw the line distinctly and allow everything up to that line". You said it yourself: " almost naked girl" with no actual sex scenes. It looks like they're allowing everything up to, but not over, the line.

    2. Re:Youtube what? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Frankly for my porn needs I simply go to youporn.com ;-) (Obviously NSFW)

    3. Re:Youtube what? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      more than half of them involve some almost naked girl in the preview and sex based themes

      Just like regular TV!

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    4. Re:Youtube what? by l0cust · · Score: 1

      lol /. Insightful? Really? Oh well.. um.. maybe "Informative" but who are we kidding? 90% of us here can name the top 5 porn video streaming sites without even thinking about it(or not)

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  20. hrm by rootphreak · · Score: 0
    As of right now the page is covered with parser errors in the right of the page, when it's not giving you the good ol' error 500. Google cache is a no-go so if someone has a copy that would be great.

    All I can tell as of now is that he is a Christian IT guy, which means that sex is a nono to him. Personally I'm not surprised with the amount of sex in Second Life; the last time I checked, humans were the ones playing that game. Sex on Google Lively should be no surprise.

    1. Re:hrm by joc1985 · · Score: 1

      This was fixed.

  21. oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Technology meets Theology â" The Random thoughts of a Christian IT Professional."

    Looks like Jeebus couldn't save his webserver from spewing 500s once it got /.ed.

  22. NORMAL people... by Tikkun · · Score: 1

    ...would never use the Internet for pron.

    1. Re:NORMAL people... by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

      You Have No Idea.

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  23. Re:FP by rubberglove · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That assumes that there some limit to the supply of easily excitable, childish people out there.

  24. Objective != Subjective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Objective: Free of personal bias and opinion, as in an objective evaluation.

    Your website is broken (in several browsers), so all I can do is go on the comment responses...

    You seem to be making values judgments on the fact that there is porn in the new game. You are comparing it to your subjective opinion of Second Life.

    Watch from minute 3 on, he says it best.

  25. Newbie here, help! by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hello, I'm new to this ./ website. Can you please tell me know to moderate the summary (-1, binspam)?

    TIA!

    1. Re:Newbie here, help! by hansraj · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you please tell me know to moderate the summary (-1, binspam)?

      Yes.

    2. Re:Newbie here, help! by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      Hello, I'm new to this ./ website. Can you please tell me ...

      You must be new here ...

  26. Not too bad by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    Actually, I played with Lively a bit yesterday and I have to say, for a beta, I'm quite impressed. The poster seems to be ignoring the fact that this is a beta.

    I found it FAR more user-friendly than 2nd life. The tools for building things up aren't bad. Again, it's still in beta, but it all looks very promising. Is it better than second life? I doubt it, but it's also in BETA!

    I do have some issues with it. Camera doesn't seem to follow the avatar. Can't get a view from the avatar's perspective ("Avatar's View" is a view from above and behind the avatar). The camera doesn't do a very good job of following the avatar. As far as I can tell, there's no way to connect rooms together, which is something I'd like to see.

    Overall, for a beta product, I'm quite impressed and look forward to seeing it when it's released.

    1. Re:Not too bad by rho · · Score: 1

      The poster seems to be ignoring the fact that this is a beta.

      I'm about ready for Google to go gold with something. This perma-beta crap is for the fail.

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    2. Re:Not too bad by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everything at Google is Beta. They're like a bad project manager. They can start things. They can even make them pretty good, but they'll never actually finish anything. :)

          I can't comment much on the game. I primarily use Linux machines, so I'll have to plug in a Windows machine, and see if it turns on, before I can play.

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    3. Re:Not too bad by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      I'm about ready for Google to go gold with something. This perma-beta crap is for the fail.

      Which Google apps are you talking about? Obviously not GMail, Toolbar, Desktop, Talk, Reader, Picasa, or Sketchup. Maybe it's just that Google doesn't make things gold until they're ready...

    4. Re:Not too bad by joc1985 · · Score: 1

      Every Google product out there is BETA

    5. Re:Not too bad by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that there is so much stuff in perpetual beta. "Beta" is the new V1.0.

      Too many people think that "Beta" means it is ready for general use and just needs feature enhancement.

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    6. Re:Not too bad by rho · · Score: 1

      GMail is still beta. They bought SketchUp. Picasa, too, IIRC. Dunno about the others.

      Google doesn't go gold because people like you who excuse errors with, "it's BETA!".

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    7. Re:Not too bad by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Say beta a few more times. Maybe it'll eventually add up into a valid excuse.

      SPOILER: It won't. A public beta is the same thing as 1.0 release no matter how you want to paint it. Different names for the same thing.

    8. Re:Not too bad by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      Google doesn't go gold because people like you who excuse errors with, "it's BETA!".

      You're right. They just do it to bug you.

  27. directx was a mistake by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 1

    I didn't really even try it out. Why on earth would they choose DirectX over SDL (or VRML or something) if they planned to release this for more than the one crappy platform that supports DirectX (by design).

    From google, I was really expecting an open product or protocol. If it's just another closed directx app I'll just go play guild wars or something.

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    1. Re:directx was a mistake by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Google version of open protocols is usually regarding formats or messaging, not so much on native desktop client application. Think in google talk, the native client from google is for windows, but based all in open specifications to enable developers to do their own implementations. Anyway, maybe it still didnt reach yet the "open" stage in the life cycle of that product, as is in early beta.

    2. Re:directx was a mistake by darkrowan · · Score: 1

      I'm going out on a limb here: I've looked at the system reqs but I'm still not seeing DX as a requirement. You're the third person I've seen say something like this (one was a claim that it was IE only) and I'd honestly like to see the money go into the mouth on this one.

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    3. Re:directx was a mistake by h3 · · Score: 1

      I just tried it in a VMWare XP image, and after installation, I get an error about having a "suitable graphics device" and making sure I have the "latest version of DirectX 9 installed"...

      They may have changed it since you looked, but that page you linked also lists "DX 9"

    4. Re:directx was a mistake by darkrowan · · Score: 1

      Ooop... ok yeah, it did change, that item was honestly missing this morning. And you've got more proof. Ok, I'll shut up now *cowers in corner*

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    5. Re:directx was a mistake by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Why on earth would they choose DirectX over SDL

      I had to re-read that a couple of times before I got it. I was wondering what the hell 'DirectX over SDL' was - some kind of hideous Windows / Unix compatibility hack?

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  28. For a 20% product, it's interesting; but... by Chyeld · · Score: 3, Interesting

    it's not interesting enough in itself for me to want to spend time playing with it.

    Looking at it in terms of a "20%" product that one of their engineers whipped out on their 'spare' time, it's fairly cool. I don't think they really expected the level of interest that would be shown though, or they would have held it back a bit longer for some more polish.

    It has been in testing before this current release. I can't remember which, but it was released to a university a year prior for their student community to play with.

    In a year, when it's been hammered on a bit more and Google either rolls it into a full fledged product or cuts it loose, I'll start paying more attention.

    1. Re:For a 20% product, it's interesting; but... by WebmasterNeal · · Score: 0

      Somehow I have the feeling that this wasn't developed by their people but that they bought out some other company that was creating this. I could be wrong but just my opinion.

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    2. Re:For a 20% product, it's interesting; but... by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Nope, it's a 20% product (something developed by an engineer under their "spend 20% of your time on your own projects" policy).

      Coincidently I remembered where I was reading that and it also listed the university they demoed it to last year.

      It was on Google's own blog post announcing it.

      Google tends to buy finished products, if this was someone elses work, it'd have been a lot more polished before it went 'public'. See Picassa, Google Earth, or Feedburner for the caliber of products they tend to buy. Their 20% stuff tends to be launched extremely rough around the edges (like Lively) and either polished up, as Gmail was, or discarded when there turns out to be not enough interest (dev or user wise), as Google Browser Sync was.

    3. Re:For a 20% product, it's interesting; but... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Looking at it in terms of a "20%" product that one of their engineers whipped out on their 'spare' time, it's fairly cool. I don't think they really expected the level of interest that would be shown though, or they would have held it back a bit longer for some more polish.

      I'd say it's pretty typical of a Google rollout - it's half finished and not even really ready for a beta since it lacks documentation and key features and functionality.
       
       

      In a year, when it's been hammered on a bit more and Google either rolls it into a full fledged product or cuts it loose, I'll start paying more attention.

      I wouldn't hold my breath... Google's corporate attention span resembles nothing so much as five year olds - very intensive on something for five minutes and then off to the next thing. They may come back to the original thing, or they may not.

  29. Without RTFA... by HerculesMO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anybody else feel that Google is biting off more than they can chew?

    I mean, smart people work there to be sure, they have a neat work environment and they excel at search. But everything else they do, and there might be a few exceptions here and there, doesn't hit the mark as far as being "top tier" like their search is. Gmail is probably their best product, albeit free but subsidized by advertising, and then Picasa and Google Analytics. Otherwise a lot of things are very 'meh'... their online office suite, Picasa Web, etc...

    Dunno, I think they need to reorganize themselves a bit before they spiral out of control with 'extra' projects, that they lose control of the one thing they are best at -- search.

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    1. Re:Without RTFA... by vimm · · Score: 1

      Dunno, I think they need to reorganize themselves a bit before they spiral out of control with 'extra' projects, that they lose control of the one thing they are best at--search

      Wrong. Let me guess, you think that they also dont have a mature enough corporate culture to develop enterprise software?

      The 20% deal they have with their employees is awesome. They may not always be dynamite, but they always stir things up. Good or bad, they get a large amount of feedback and new ideas every time they pull as stunt like this, and that's gotta be invaluable to the company - and (probably) really fun for the girl behind GooSIMS.

    2. Re:Without RTFA... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

      The 20% deal creates a lot of capital, but if you read the Slashdot article earlier -- it also causes them to hemorrhage employees that take their ideas on the public market.

      To boot, they don't have the infrastructure in place that allows them to start managing projects that could be something great for the company to spin off. It's an employee's responsibility to do that, and as a result Google's mismanagement of the time they are allocating can be dangerous (as it is showing to be).

      Don't get me wrong.. it's still a great thing, but I don't see it as a business savvy move to make, especially when they are showing time and time again, all the good ideas are up and leaving the company.

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    3. Re:Without RTFA... by Singularitarian2048 · · Score: 1

      People are so conventional in their criticisms of Google. Not every company should be run like Microsoft. For once, the greatest company in the world was founded by true nerds, hurray, and those founders may be as interested in maintaining an atmosphere of creative freedom and innovation as they are with making huge profits. (And oh, by the way, they are making huge profits.) Also, how do you deal with the mythical man-month problem; how do you keep company growth from bogging things down and reducing code output to nine lines a day? Google has an innovative solution: let small teams have a lot of freedom to pursue their own projects. Not everything will be a homerun, but everything will be done with passion, and a few things will be homeruns, which is the most you can ask for.

    4. Re:Without RTFA... by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      it also causes them to hemorrhage employees that take their ideas on the public market.

      and if those new businesses generate traffic to Google via mashups, etc., or become businesses that Google will buy, then the downside to Google is ...?

    5. Re:Without RTFA... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

      They make huge profits off of their ad revenue.

      Everything else is either a loss or a drop in the bucket.

      Again, they lose employees with the good ideas on a regular basis, who try to take their ideas to market on their own, all on Google's dime.

      Nerds can start a business, it doesn't mean they are good business people.

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    6. Re:Without RTFA... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

      You really don't see the monetary loss to Google if they have to buy back the project that they subsidized the development and testing for?

      I understand liking Google and all, but to not see the stupidity in these actions is drinking a little too much of the Kool Aid.

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    7. Re:Without RTFA... by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      Cute ... your method of dissing Google's employee retention techniques is to call it stupid, and equate anyone who disagrees with you as brainwashed. You're a deep thinker there, man.

      Know anyone who ever worked at a place where you were basically chained to your desk from open to close? What was the turnover rate?

      Know any professions where people flit from company to company at the slightest hint they may get a few bucks more, since there's little effort made to keep them happy and build a sense of loyalty - ever examine the retention time of commission driven salesmen?

      So, Google thinks it needs to hire birght curious people to figure out how to monetize this curious thing called the Intertubes, and find ways to keep those bright curious people's brains, ah, bright and curious, but your management technique in such a place would be to issue custom fitted balls and chains ...

    8. Re:Without RTFA... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

      It's been my experience that the least turnover rate in companies is where you have the most time with your family or free time (out of work entirely). You know, the ones that provide a decent work/life balance.

      What I'm saying is that Google's employee retention is actually poorer than the industry as a whole (and there was a Slashdot article to support that earlier this week I think). I'm saying that if you believe that having perks like 'free time' to work on projects that eventually get taken outside the company to be floated individually, while all paid for by Google is absolutely stupid. And if you believe otherwise, then yes I believe you're drinking too much of their kool aid.

      You're confusing management with employee retention, and they are two very separate things. I like what Google does for its employees, its' a great perk but actually discourages the retention of a really intelligent employee, because they can go solo and start their own projects. Some of which may take away from other initiatives Google may be doing, and by your logic -- they can "buy them back", which actually makes them lose even MORE money because the development work for that company was free, and now they are paying to recoup it.

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    9. Re:Without RTFA... by vimm · · Score: 1

      The article (2 days ago?) was, like I referenced, about people who thought that google as a company wasn't mature enough to compete at the level that they're attempting to.. that is, on all fronts at once

      however, I believe that isn't the point. I believe that thrillseeker hit the nail on the head when he observed, they want to keep their active-minded people active-minded! And here's why I'd say this is a good plan

      [rant]
      Innovation is the key to the internet. The next coolest thing. This is evidenced by the adjective viral becoming a positive thing.

      Google is an internet company, based on the internet, and though search is important, their ads are on webpages, forums, youtube, book previews, etc. - a ton of stuff. Their bread and butter is the internet. So, while 20% time in a company like Microsoft would mean 20% freedom, in Google, it's like 20% R&D. Things usually end up under the GOOGLE BETA sign, and even if they lose some stuff (and eventually have to buy it back), they know whats hot, and in business, knowing whats hot means making serious money.
      [/rant]

    10. Re:Without RTFA... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

      What kind of business are you in? I don't want to work there :p

      Jokes aside -- "cool things on the internet" and "inventions on the internet" are great, but they don't put money into your coffers. They advance technology as a whole, but if they don't have a proper business plan, and they are just random projects, they actually create competition for you as a company. It is a companies goal to be profitable (which Google is through almost entirely its ad serving). Everywhere else, it's unprofitable. The rub is in the details -- the ad serving is SO vastly profitable it offsets all other aspects of Google's business.

      And what would happen if for example, Google took a big hit on ad revenue because MS or Yahoo came up with better technology to monetize more sales for end companies, or to give more leads to sales people? Google would pop entirely.

      They float entirely on the ad revenue business and while that's all well and dandy, I do not see them coming up with products that are money makers, rather 'neat' applications which we all appreciate, but cost Google significantly, to the point where if their core business is threatened, they have no fallback to make up the losses.

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  30. So, what's wrong with that? by Innova · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "...porn has made its way in there already"

    You say that as if it is a bad thing.

  31. If CmdrTaco tried it for a couple hours... by molotovjester · · Score: 1

    ...then I am impressed. I couldn't stand it for more than half an hour.

    I tried it out last night and I was thoroughly underwhelmed. I couldn't get the rooms to avoid exception errors for more than 5-10 minutes at a time.

    At one point, I had cascading exception errors and had 66 processes not responding in a matter of seconds (up from my normal 31ish).

    Not only that, but I expected, AT MINIMUM, an avatar in an environment that was as easy to use as WoW with no clipping of outer bounds.

    The one concept that I did love though, is that I can take my avatar and engage him in an environment with any theme from knights and dragons to beaches to the future.

    This is a concept that is poorly implemented, years behind its time for the social networking aspect, and a bit ahead of its time in an mmo aspect.

  32. From the "who cares?" department by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    So its a new Web 2.0-esque masturbation party where people can chat with avatars, instead of on AIM or god forbid, calling them on the phone. Its overcrowded, underpowered, full of spam, and doesn't offer anything compelling. Do we pimp everything Google does? Does the term "Google fanboy" suddenly have meaning?

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    1. Re:From the "who cares?" department by Tetsujin · · Score: 4, Funny

      So its a new Web 2.0-esque masturbation party where people can chat with avatars, instead of on AIM or god forbid, calling them on the phone.

      Do you have a lawn, and if so, any particular thoughts on where I should be in relation to it?

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  33. Well, that lets me out! by mmell · · Score: 1

    Lively is a Google Labs project, which means that we're still testing it and seeking feedback. We hope to support other platforms in the future, but for now you'll need a Windows system to access Lively.

    Too costly.

  34. bad... porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think I've ever seen those two words in the same sentence before.

  35. What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gotta take a shit. I wonder if Lively has toilets available for public use. Hell, even if it doesn't, I'll just crap on the floor just like this review.

  36. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    First posting is like popping a girl's cherry. Or something slashdot readers might understand, it's like a computer with a fresh and pristine copy of windows.

  37. Lively is for Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why you think the second-life clone was born?

  38. You obviously don't work for Google! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    @desc me=A grue. He is likely to eat you.;@adesc me=@emit The Grue pours water on your lantern.

  39. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First posting is like popping a girl's cherry. Or something slashdot readers might understand, it's like a computer with a fresh and pristine copy of windows.

    If you'd said Linux, you'd have 10000 nerds nodding their heads simultaneously. Instead, as it is written, they are scratching their bald heads in the dark of their moms basement. Maybe you should have tried a car analogy instead. Everyone has a car - not everyone has windows (either in their basement, nor on their computers).

          Marc

  40. Not at all objective really by Digital+Nobody · · Score: 0

    The dude says he dislikes social networking tools, he didn't give it a chance. OMG SEX... please. I read this article this morning which is a better overview imo.

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  41. Re:FP by Xiph · · Score: 1

    I live in Copenhagen and bike everywhere, so I do NOT have a car, you insensitive clod!

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  42. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More people don't have a car than people who don't have linux.

  43. ghack by LiquidDeath · · Score: 1

    /request muliplayer google nethack for great justice.

    1. Re:ghack by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      /request muliplayer google nethack for great justice.

      /request++ I want multiplayer nethack too! I tried http://www.mangband.org/ but there were no slime molds to eat and I couldn't figure how to engrave Elbereth anywhere...

  44. Re:FP by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

    You forget, this is /. you're talking about.

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  45. I don't get it by speedtux · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Somehow all the rooms are crowded, and porn has made its way in there already"

    You say that as if that's a bad thing.

  46. Social Network Space by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If these virtual worlds included tagging other users with different "reject" or "approve" ratings, we could make pivate notes of who we reject and approve association with. People could even tag themselves with these ratings, which we could accept or ignore at our own option. And if the world included a social network function, we could adopt our friends' (or, probably unwisely, strangers' or enemies') ratings. If we could attach simple logic to the social network's ratings implications, like "friend of my friend is my friend" or "enemy of my enemy is my friend", or "30:10:60% friend:enemy:unknown is my friend, unless my friend X is their enemy, in which case they're my enemy", we'd be able to use our real world social skills to screen access to virtual characters.

    That system seems like a natural fit for Google's Orkut social network. With any luck, those tagging/rating/screening systems will be exposed in a standard protocol that will let us merge all our social networks in the separate sites into one big happy family (and mortal enemies, and true strangers), with all points between.

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  47. ugly by Efialtis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, I installed and played with it for a few hours...
    Not impressed...
    It takes for-ever to load, and then everyone stands around changing their settings, waiting for it to load, adding or moving or deleting furniture...
    Chatting is the last thing on people's minds...and the way you can interact with others is odd...body slamming, slapping, kissing...
    So there is a lot of that going on...and most of the guys in one chat room had female avatars...
    I don't see it as the "next generation" of chat...text is still too easy and useful...

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    1. Re:ugly by mad+flyer · · Score: 1

      Spent 1 hour... didn't understand anything about what to do or how to do something. Even Autocad was not as incomprehensible for me on the first try...

  48. SEX! OH NOES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Technology meets Theology â" The Random thoughts of a Christian IT Professional."

    Yeah, REAL objective. This guy's scared of sex on the Interwebs.

  49. Worthless Review... by hawkeye · · Score: 1

    What a worthless review... How this actually made this onto /., I have NO idea!

    Thanks for the waste of a minute of my life!

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  50. It's much simpler than that actually. by mweather · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Porn gets blocked by web filters. Google's business goals for Google Video and YouTube are to generate ad revenue. What content generates that revenue is irrelevant.

  51. Pr0n? by GottliebPins · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's this guy talking about, porn? That's what the web was mad for. And what's wrong with the mouse? Who surfs for porn with both hands free? ;)

  52. Overlooking the potential here. by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Picture frames you can load up with your own pictures (goatse), TV that you can load with youtube vids (Rick Ashley).
    Think of the possibilities here. Where else can you goatse AND rickroll everyone at the same time! ;-)

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    1. Re:Overlooking the potential here. by mxs · · Score: 1

      Have you heard of the embed-tag ? Make a webpage, embed the rickroll and iframe the goatse. :P

  53. I love Google, but I really expected more. by JaQuinton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Its a well known fact that secondLife has really taken off and made a hit with everyone that can pay for it. It is essentually one virtual world rather than many virtual rooms. I really wish Google would have taken this approach rather than just launch some embedled 3-d chat rooms. There is so much more potential, if Google wanted to, it could take a majority of secondLife's users just by modleing after it except making many aspects of it free. Their was also the potential of virtual ads, virtual web browsing, and opening it up to developers to really (and I do mean really) play with. Right now it looks too unrealistic and childish.

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  54. Re:FP by BytePusher · · Score: 1

    I agree for the most part except for the following: they are scratching their bald heads, but many of us are young and are not quite balding yet. in the dark of their moms basement, or at their work desk their boss is not looking.

  55. Heavily moderated blog! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guys, please... The author has deleted every single comment I've tried to post, and several more from other users. All in the name of *objective* reviewing, of course...

  56. Think People by anarkavre · · Score: 1

    If you didn't notice, the logo at the top of the Lively website says BETA. As a programmer myself, I find it disrespectful and immature to just troll the developers. Give them a break and test the software and let them know what you think should be added, fixed, etc. If you don't like the porn rooms, then don't go into them. Simple as that. And if you have kids, then be a parent and monitor their Internet use. I'm sure Google is going to take advice and have a feature to block explicit rooms. It's just plain common sense.

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    1. Re:Think People by edcheevy · · Score: 1

      I would agree with you if this were offered by any other company, but from Google "BETA" is a meaningless term.

  57. Logged in, logged out, gave up. by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Downloaded and installed the app and logged in - after over a minute of waiting for a room to load I closed the browser. I went back to site and clicked on 'help', and found (as is typical of Google) not documentation but forums where people share what learned about how the app works by luck and random clicking about.

    Yet another Google product tossed up without much thought, development, testing, or follow through... Trusting that the googledroids around the world will use it anyhow even though it lacks key features and functionality.

    I probably won't be back, as like most of Google's suite it seems destined to be a distant second place also-ran.

  58. Slashdot Life by anarkavre · · Score: 1

    Slashdot should make their own virtual social network. Think of the possibilities!

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    1. Re:Slashdot Life by N+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Slashdot should make their own virtual social network. Think of the possibilities!

      A bit like linkedin? The social network for people who don't socialise** ;)

      (** Yes, yes, it's gross stereotyping but it applies to those who would have had quadraphonic)

  59. 'objective' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comparing what lively is now to second life that's already been out for a very long time doesnt seem all that objective~ (and by comparing I mean using the standards second life has built up until now while judging lively that just got released)

  60. Re:FP by copdk4 · · Score: 1

    I live in Manhattan and I dont even have a bike.. i have to take stinking subways, U insensitive clod!

  61. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First posting is like popping a girl's cherry.

    eh, it's really not that great. Give me a girl with experience over a tentative virgin, anytime ...

  62. Re:FP by mgblst · · Score: 1

    Obviously it is more to do with the fact that it annoys so many people, like you. Of course, most of us just ignore it, but some don't, once again, like you. This is similar to feeding the trolls.

  63. Does in run Linux ? NO! by Mr+Europe · · Score: 1

    "Lively is not ready for your platform.

    Lively requires Windows Vista or XP with Internet Explorer or Firefox"