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Antarctica Once Abutted Death Valley

Science News has a story of strange bedfellows. It seems that Antarctica was once adjacent to what is now the American Southwest, some 800 million years ago. Earth's continents then formed a supercontinent called Rodinia, predating Pangaea by some 550 million years. "...the ratios of neodymium isotopes in the ancient sediments in the Transantarctic Mountains are the same as those in what was then Laurentia, says Goodge. Also, the hafnium isotope ratios in the 1.44-billion-year-old zircons found in East Antarctica match those of the zircons found in the distinctive granites now found primarily in North America. Finally, the researchers note, the ratios of various isotopes and elements in a basketball-sized chunk of granite found in East Antarctica — a chunk ripped by a glacier from bedrock now smothered by thick ice, the team speculates — match those of granite found only in what was southwestern Laurentia, which today is the American Southwest."

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  1. but wait... by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... how do we know it was called Rodinia? Who left records?

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    1. Re:but wait... by tftp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pnakotic Manuscripts, of course.

    2. Re:but wait... by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... how do we know it was called Rodinia? Who left records?

      All those people that were here before Xenu blew them all up of course!

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    3. Re:but wait... by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Good point. My understanding about the theoretical pre-history of continents only went as far back as Gondwana, which dates back roughly 500 million years and is a very different map to the one in TFA, so I had a look at this to refresh my memory and try to resolve conflicts. If TFA is true, then the continents really do shift pretty quickly and change direction a fair bit too, considering Australia started in the northern hemisphere according to TFA, went South to join Gondwana and is now heading North again.

      But back to your point about how they knew what it was called, I have a related question. How do they know that Eastern Laurentia had crinkle cut coastlines like Canada? Weren't they formed by glacial activity? How does that happen at the equator?

      Also, it wasn't clear to me from TFA whether the magnetic field lines conflict with this theory or support it. If they do conflict, how do we know that the distribution of isotopes isn't due to some other phenomenon?

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    4. Re:but wait... by BPPG · · Score: 1

      I bet it was just another one of those things that scientists 'made up'.

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    5. Re:but wait... by MrMista_B · · Score: 1, Redundant

      "... how do we know it was called Rodinia? Who left records?"

      Um... that's not a historical name left by some historical civilization. Most likely, it's a name that was invented by a discoverer or hypothesizer of the existance of such a landmass - people do that a lot, naming things for which no name may have previously existed.

    6. Re:but wait... by thogard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought the current theory was that Gondwana the resulting scar of whatever hit the earth forming the moon such a very long time ago. How many generations super continents where there?

    7. Re:but wait... by syntaxglitch · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But back to your point about how they knew what it was called, I have a related question. How do they know that Eastern Laurentia had crinkle cut coastlines like Canada? Weren't they formed by glacial activity? How does that happen at the equator?

      Most likely, they don't know that, or even think that it did. Continental drift maps are usually drawn by moving around the outlines of the modern continents for the most part, probably because that best communicates which parts went where, rather than amorphous blobs labeled things like "p.s. this is actually Canada".

      My understanding would be that the actual outline of the old continents looked nothing like that and we have no way to figure out what they actually did look like.

    8. Re:but wait... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      Aw, that's easy. Search Google for Dropa Stones, Phaistos Disc, Bi disks (linked for clarity), Arkalochori Axe, Anatolian hieroglyphs, Gobekli Tepe, Egyptian hieroglyphics, and Pnakotic Manuscripts.

          If that doesn't get your head spinning with conspiracies, start thinking about how much was probably destroyed through action or negligence over the centuries. You also have to consider much of this was not found or understood until recently. What will we find about the past in the next 100 years? Well, assuming the conspiracies don't eat us in our sleep. :)

         

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    9. Re:but wait... by khallow · · Score: 1

      If this is true, there's at least two. The current Europe-Asia-Africa-India block is probably another. Especially if it's still together when the Pacific ocean goes away.

    10. Re:but wait... by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Funny

      hey, it was McCain's old stomping grounds.

    11. Re:but wait... by srmalloy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I happened to catch part of a program on the History Channel this morning that was talking about Rodinia and how the coalition of the continents into a supercontinent disrupted ocean currents, allowing the poles to become colder, expanding the continuously-frozen area until the process ran away, completely covering the Earth in ice until the eruptions that accompanied the breakup of the supercontinent threw CO2 and methane into the air that couldn't be absorbed into the oceans (covered as they were by ice), building up to the point where the greenhouse effect melted a permanent ice-free zone, which (being darker than the ice) would absorb more heat, triggering a positive feedback. The program described this happening in a single freeze-and-thaw, although some 'snowball earth' theories suggest that there were several freezovers as the CO2/methane levels rose and fell until the Cambrian Explosion. It seemed to me, though, that the arguments for Rodinia and Snowball Earth can also be explained by other theories, and that drawing conclusions about conditions that far in the past based on evidence that can accumulate in different ways is going to remain somewhat speculative.

    12. Re:but wait... by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1, Redundant

      yeah I know, it was a joke.

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    13. Re:but wait... by Ubitsa_teh_1337 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, Rodinia is *very* similar to Rodina, which is the Russian word for 'motherland'. Odd.

    14. Re:but wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    15. Re:but wait... by Avtuunaaja · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. Nothing on the surface remains from those days. There are literally billions of years between the formation of moon and the first continent we know anything of. Even if earth would have been inhabited by advanced (non-spacefaring) civilizations in the meantime, we wouldn't know. There is simply nothing that remains.

    16. Re:but wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      After reading your post about TFA, I had to go back and re-read TFA to see if the movement of continents was as you said TFA described; and indeed, TFA confirms. Fuck.

    17. Re:but wait... by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Informative

      "My understanding would be that the actual outline of the old continents looked nothing like that and we have no way to figure out what they actually did look like."

      Why so black and white? Just because we don't know every detail does not mean we have no way to figure out how the earths crust has changed over time. What you are missing is that to a large degree the continents sit in the middle of tectonic plates while the edges of the plates move over and under each other, coastline can change dramatically with the level of the oceans but this has nothing to do with the movement of plates or the location of the continent. Where continents do sit meet the edge of the plates you get mountain ranges. These together with ocean trenches mark the edges of ancient/modern collisions and seperations. Add evidence from fossils, the current motion of the plates, geological features, etc, and it gives you a resonable idea (ie: not a precise map) of what bits have moved where over time. The only thing that I know of where the gross features would be impossible to reconstruct are the land masses that have been subsumed back into the mantle, AFAIK this occurs mainly in deep ocean trenches and not in the middle of a continental land mass (eg: The bedrock in central Australia is ~4 billion years old, The Hawaian islands are an example of a long lived volcano in the middle of a plate).

      BTW: Tropical glaciers still exist today but only at very high altitudes.

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    18. Re:but wait... by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

      They weren't people, they were Thetans and it's their fault that people can't quit smoking. Available at Waldenbooks.

    19. Re:but wait... by MarkRose · · Score: 1, Funny

      amorphous blobs labeled things like "p.s. this is actually Canada"

      Funny, I thought amorphous blobs referred to average Americans ;-)

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    20. Re:but wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yo momma so old she was born in Rodinia.

    21. Re:but wait... by strabes · · Score: 1

      Yeah, everyone knows that continents don't actually move. In reality, the earth is expanding.

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    22. Re:but wait... by joetheappleguy · · Score: 1

      It was really called JoeTheAppleGuyLand.

      Although back then it was originally known as JoeTheZX81GuyLand.

      Pluto was still a planet, by the way.

    23. Re:but wait... by Chris+Burkhardt · · Score: 1

      There's a piece of ASCII art depicting a stick figure with something whooshing over its head waiting to be posted in reply to that.

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    24. Re:but wait... by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

      You beat me to it, I always hate that when you see "it was called" whatever. No, it was named that by someone, big difference.

    25. Re:but wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Professor Dyer tell them to stay away from those mountains?

    26. Re:but wait... by kesuki · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Continental drift maps are usually drawn by moving around the outlines of the modern continents for the most part"

      actually, no, what is primarily used is geological core examination, where they look at all the layers of rock, at the atomic decay of various isotopes, etc, etc, the idea came from someone looking at the continents, and saying it looks like Africa and south America fit together like a jigsaw piece. just the appearance alone, wasn't enough to 'scientifically' prove or date when areas were pieced together, but it did keep some scientist going, until they could prove that the continents were once pieced together..

      oh hey, and if the continental plates move apart at a rate of 3 inches a year within 500 million years a single plate would travel the entire circumference of the earth.

    27. Re:but wait... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      But back to your point about how they knew what it was called, I have a related question. How do they know that Eastern Laurentia had crinkle cut coastlines like Canada? Weren't they formed by glacial activity? How does that happen at the equator?

      The coastlines on the maps are the more or less modern coastlines, superimposed on the ancient plates, purely to help orient us. I think they assume we don't take the coastlines literally.

      There are lots of interesting sites with graphics of continental drift in that period.

      This one: http://www.scotese.com/Rodinia3.htm shows both what the coastlines might have been like, as well as having a key map of the modern shapes. And http://www.palaeo.de/edu/scotese and http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/geology/tectonics.html have some animations showing the continents moving through the period. Really awe-inspiring (in the meaning, not the quality of the graphics).

    28. Re:but wait... by zsau · · Score: 3, Informative

      IIRC it's not all that odd at all. Russians are allowed to have a few scientists going around naming things if they want. Wikipedia (which may be my original source) agrees with me: "In geology, Rodinia (from the Russian [rodina], or 'motherland') ..."

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    29. Re:but wait... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      So, back then Earth's name was Hoth?

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    30. Re:but wait... by vtcodger · · Score: 4, Informative
      ***I have a related question. How do they know that Eastern Laurentia had crinkle cut coastlines like Canada? Weren't they formed by glacial activity? How does that happen at the equator?***

      As others have pointed out, the maps tend to be drawn with modern features in place to help with orientation and recognition. In point of fact, the East Coast of Laurentia probably didn't exist until 600-700 million years ago (evidence about the exact date is a bit contradictory) when one of the fractures in Rodinia separated Laurentia from Gondwanaland by opening up an ocean called the Iapetus Sea. The Iapetus subsequently closed in a complicated series of events starting about 460 million years ago and then opened up again on a sort of parallel line in the Triassic forming the modern Atlantic. We (think) we know where the East coast of Laurentia was because there is a quite distinctive geologic boundary called Emmon's (Logan's) Line that can be traced from Newfoundland to Georgia where Iapetus sea sediments were pushed up into/onto Laurentia as the Iapetus Sea closed. There are a couple of zigs and zags in Emmons line -- one NW of New York city and one SE of Montreal -- but mostly it follows the course of the Appalachian mountains and lies a bit West of the Easternmost range of the mountains.

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    31. Re:but wait... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you watch your scriptures carefully, they take place "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away". So it would clearly be heresy to suggest that Earth and Hoth are the same planet.

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    32. Re:but wait... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      considering Australia started in the northern hemisphere according to TFA, went South to join Gondwana and is now heading North again.

      Actually, that was a mistake. We've sobered up now and want to go home.

      Sorry about Florida.

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    33. Re:but wait... by cnettel · · Score: 1

      There are geological features remaining with a age over three billion years. It's not enough, though, to make out the total plate structure or anything. A native advanced civilization should have left fossile remains of related species. "Visitors" is naturally another thing.

    34. Re:but wait... by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... how do we know it was called Rodinia?

      What else would you call a place with a gaggle of Rodinians nobbing about?

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    35. Re:but wait... by anarkavre · · Score: 1

      The Elder Things of course. Have you not read "At the Mountains of Madness?"

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    36. Re:but wait... by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

      "Nobody puts baby in a corner / vulcano with nukes"

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    37. Re:but wait... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean average Australians?

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    38. Re:but wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Good point. My understanding about the theoretical pre-history of continents only went as far back as Gondwana, which dates back roughly 500 million years and is a very different map to the one in TFA,"

      Many people think that knowledge about plate tectonics stops at Pangaea or Gondwana supercontinents, but it has been known for a long time that supercontinents existed in the latest Precambrian (i.e. before ~545Ma). There is evidence all over the place. There is evidence of collisions between continents in the form of old, worn-down mountain belts in continental shields, which are often wedged between former continental fragments (e.g., in the Canadian Shield there is the "Slave Province" and the "Superior Province", among several others). Geologists have found evidence for parts of the Rodinian supercontinent rifting apart and forming intervening oceans in the latest Precambrian (e.g., the east coast of Laurentia (the main part of North America), along a line that is currently near the position of the St. Lawrence River). If there's evidence for rifting then there has to be something *to* rift, hence, it implies that there was an older, larger continent, and because it is made of fused-together pieces too, it implies that plate tectonic history goes even older.

      Figuring out the details and mapping the motions is the hard part because older events are overprinted by more recent tectonic events. It's like trying to restore an old painting that has been painted over several times -- it may be easy to tell that an older painting was there, but much harder to reconstruct the image itself. Rodinia is pretty close to the current limit of reconstruction, even if we know older tectonic events were definitely happening.

      "Also, it wasn't clear to me from TFA whether the magnetic field lines conflict with this theory or support it. If they do conflict, how do we know that the distribution of isotopes isn't due to some other phenomenon?"

      As the article says, the paleomagnetic results in this interval are confusing and much debated. When you are looking at rocks that old, paleomagnetism isn't as effective as it is in younger rocks because, typically, the rocks have experienced enough heating and deformation that the paleomagnetism has been reset multiple times, or you can't easily restore the former orientation of the rock at the time it formed and acquired the magnetism. If you can find a relatively unaltered rocks of the relevant age, it can still be useful, but to make sense of it you need similar quality of measurements from multiple sites and continents of about the same age -- not easy. Geochemical techniques are able to survive more because some types of isotopic systems are difficult to reset (e.g., Sm-Nd), and if you can recover certain mineral grains from the rocks, you'll know from their character and other analyses whether or not they have survived intact enough to be reliable). In any case, the most reliable result is usually derived from multiple methods that can test each other.

      Oh, and as the next reply says, yes, the continental outlines with details such as Baffin Island and Hudson Bay are there for reference only. The rocks beneath these sites existed back in the time of Rodinia, but the coast had not yet been carved into that shape.

    39. Re:but wait... by GaryPatterson · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Pilbara region of NW Australia is one of two (the other's in South Africa) that dates back to 3.6 billion years or so. There are a few places left with intact geology, but they're far between.

    40. Re:but wait... by wesborgmandvm · · Score: 2, Interesting
      coalition of the continents into a supercontinent

      Why do all discussions of Rodinia talk about a single super-continent? How do we know that there was only ONE super-continent on one side and the rest was H2O? couldn't there have been 2 or 3 other landmasses that are now at the bottom of the ocean or even melted back into the earth core by now?

    41. Re:but wait... by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 2, Informative

      But back to your point about how they knew what it was called, I have a related question. How do they know that Eastern Laurentia had crinkle cut coastlines like Canada? Weren't they formed by glacial activity? How does that happen at the equator?

      Most likely, they don't know that, or even think that it did. Continental drift maps are usually drawn by moving around the outlines of the modern continents for the most part, probably because that best communicates which parts went where, rather than amorphous blobs labeled things like "p.s. this is actually Canada".

      My understanding would be that the actual outline of the old continents looked nothing like that and we have no way to figure out what they actually did look like.

      Actually, it seems to be quite a bit more complicated than just moving things around to see where they match. David Morgan-Mar had a nice rundown of one case as an annotation in irregular webcomic here (He must be really bored sometimes).

      In this case, two separate places have geological and biological features that match despite being on opposite sides of the atlantic ocean, so you can well guess those features existed before separating.

    42. Re:but wait... by skeeto · · Score: 1

      How do they know that Eastern Laurentia had crinkle cut coastlines like Canada? Weren't they formed by glacial activity? How does that happen at the equator?

      They also show a gap for the Gulf of Mexico, which isn't supposed to exist for another few hundred million years, in the Late Triassic. Almost all of the Pangea maps (including the one at the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History) I have seen do this too. Maybe I am just confused about something.

    43. Re:but wait... by JLF65 · · Score: 0

      Besides - why call it "Hoth"? It should be called "Coldth".

    44. Re:but wait... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I thought the current theory was that Gondwana the resulting scar of whatever hit the earth forming the moon such a very long time ago. How many generations super continents where there?

      Oh wow, that's so not-even-wrong that it goes beyond being not-even-wrong to being not-even-wrong. It's achieved stasis in the continuum of wrongness. (Sorry - I'm watching Dr Who - claptrap overload.)

      The giant impact that is the best working explanation for the formation of the Moon (and parallel hypotheses for the formation of Charon in the Pluto-Charon system, and quite likely the axial orientations of Uranus and Venus) would have removed something on the order of 20~40% of the volume of the proto-Earth, at least temporarily. In the succeeding few hours to days, almost all of this would have re-accreted onto the proto-Earth - what didn't was either lost to the Earth-Moon system or went to form the Moon. There wouldn't have been a surface left in any meaningful form to bear a scar.
      Now, timing : the Gondwana grouping of cratons, and associated "crustal ephemera" (the junk around the craton edges that has accreted in the last billion years of so of bouncing around the globe) was only around from 400 million years ago to 120, arguably 100, million years ago. The giant impact that formed the Moon was between 4500 million years ago and (some would argue) 4300million years ago ; most opinion I've seen puts it at the older end of that scale. In the period from 500million years ago to the present (well, 2-3 million years ago) the UK (well, the bit NW of the Highland Boundary Fault, or possibly the Iapetus Suture, depends on your opinion of the status of the Central Belt as a displaced terrane or not) has in succession a glaciation (Tayvallich Tillite, been there, seen that, hammered the rocks, examined the drop stones), hot deserts ("Old Red Sandstone", been there, seen that, examined the mud crack fossils), highly productive forest environments (Coal Measures ; been there, caved in that, burned the coal and never found a decent fossil!), another hot desert sequence (New Red Sandstone, drilled through the evaporite sequences ad nauseam as well as mapping the marginal deposits (no hammers allowed), and then a temperate sequence (grew up collecting fossils on it, and make a living drilling holes in it's various parts) extending to the present day.
      Or, to put it another way, 500million years and the UK goes scuttling form one end of the planet to the other, passing through the equator in the process. (Decades of palaeomagnetics work tells the same story, but with boring precision and I don't 'do' palaeomagnetics myself) So, in the 4000-odd million years unaccounted for, a conveniently random piece of crustal territory could have looped the entire globe about 4 times more. That's a pretty good way of messing things up - give a Rubik cube 4 complete turns (OK, 16 quarter-turns) at random and see how well messed up it is.

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    45. Re:but wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How do they know that Eastern Laurentia had crinkle cut coastlines like Canada? Weren't they formed by glacial activity? How does that happen at the equator?"

      Slartybartfast designed them, of course.

    46. Re:but wait... by s0l1dsnak3123 · · Score: 1

      Elron was the best until He died of a stroke! For more info: http://youtube.com/watch?v=hPeTvghhd_M SCIENTOLOGY IS A LIE!

    47. Re:but wait... by IHateEverybody · · Score: 1

      If you watch your scriptures carefully, they take place "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away". So it would clearly be heresy to suggest that Earth and Hoth are the same planet.

      That's what Charleton Heston thought until they blew it up. Those maniacs!

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    48. Re:but wait... by IHateEverybody · · Score: 1

      Well, I imagine that lost continents like the ones you describe would be harder to locate in the geological record than existing continents. But here are a couple of Wikipedia articles about "submerged continents" which are believed to have existed in the past.

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  2. Hmmmm.... by SIGBUS · · Score: 1

    Something makes me want to go and re-read H.P. Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness.

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    1. Re:Hmmmm.... by mrbluze · · Score: 1

      Something makes me want to go and re-read H.P. Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness

      Your mother in law?

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    2. Re:Hmmmm.... by zzqzzq_zzq · · Score: 1

      If you wait a bit, you can watch it on the big screen.

      http://www.deltorofilms.com/ProjectPage.php?projectid=9

      (Curiously, the IMDB page for the movie has disappeared.)

    3. Re:Hmmmm.... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      The 2008 US Presidential campaign?

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    4. Re:Hmmmm.... by mrmeval · · Score: 1
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      A sociopath, a communist and a moron? What's not to love!

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    6. Re:Hmmmm.... by hdparm · · Score: 1

      Can you be more precise, please?

    7. Re:Hmmmm.... by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      *gasp* You are admitting they're interchangeable! :-D

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    8. Re:Hmmmm.... by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      Something makes me want to go and re-read H.P. Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness

      Your mother in law?

      This is slashdot. Mother in law? puh-leeease!

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  3. Man Google knows everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be dyslexia... Goodge

    1. Re:Man Google knows everything by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      did anyone else miss read that and think "When did Google start crawling archaeology?"

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    2. Re:Man Google knows everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would anyone else not be in the least bit surprised if they did?

    3. Re:Man Google knows everything by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Funny

      A better questions is: You mean they don't? WTF, somebody call Mr Brin! This is a serious oversight. I've been hankerin' to trawl me through some archeology street views, I want to see those humans that lived with dinosaurs.

    4. Re:Man Google knows everything by Carlinya · · Score: 1

      I'll admit I did. And to the poster who said whether anyone would be surprised that Google did, nope, I wouldn't be.

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    5. Re:Man Google knows everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what exactly does archaeology have to do with any of this? This is straight up paleogeology. This has nothing whatsoever to do with the study of human culture.

    6. Re:Man Google knows everything by cparker15 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, for a few minutes, I was wondering where the Slashdot article on Google Archaeology (beta) went.

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  4. Death Valley is a bitchin place by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Go spring or fall... crank up the Harley and pack some doob... bring a camera... stuff your ugly bitch in the seat behind you... and stay at Panamint Springs (the other places are run by contractors with federal NPS contracts).

    There is NOBODY there. It's a space as big as Connecticut and you have it all to yourself and maybe a few dozen other people. After a few days you start to recognize them; you even start waving at each other when you pass. It's totally like Antarctica.

    1. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fine. One of the reasons there's nobody there is because of all of the assholes on their Harleys :)

    2. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by kclittle · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's totally like Antarctica.

      Except it is a dry heat, ya'know.

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    3. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by colourmyeyes · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... stuff your ugly bitch in the seat behind you...

      Do I have to take the ugly one?

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    4. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Where, Antarctica or Death Valley?

    5. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by mrbluze · · Score: 5, Funny

      One of the reasons there's nobody there is because of all of the assholes on their Harleys :)

      Taken literally or figuratively, the visuals are not appealing.

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    6. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "stuff your ugly bitch in the seat behind you..."

      Well, my dog is cute, not ugly, and I leave her at home, and bring my gorgeous wife with me on our BMW when we tour the SouthWest.

    7. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine. One of the reasons there's nobody there is because of all of the assholes on their Harleys :)

      Harley owners usually aren't assholes. They mostly seem to be retired people, as the majority of people who can both afford to dump that much money on a motorbike and still think Harleys represent "cool" and "rebellion" are people who grew up when that was true. They're like Cadillacs and Corvettes. Sure on TV maybe the stars drive them, but 9 times out of 10 if you see a Caddy or Harley or Corvette on the road, the driver has gray hair or is completely bald.

    8. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's why Death Valley is so hot. Antarctica got all the cold in the divorce settlement.

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    9. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True, and I know lots of Harley riders, most of whom are very nice. However, anyone who rides an unmuffled motorcycle and is proud of its noise is, by definition, at least an inconsiderate jerk.

    10. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      However, anyone who rides an unmuffled motorcycle and is proud of its noise is, by definition, at least an inconsiderate jerk.

      The phrase is "loud pipes save lives." That's why they add speakers with artificial noise to electric and hydrogen powered bikes. A lot of bikers die when some idiot doesn't bother to look closely, doesn't see them, and switches lanes right into them. The noise alerts drivers and prevents accidents, many of which are fatal. Some bike owners overdo it in my opinion, but like most topics, this one has two sides and you seem uninformed about one of them.

    11. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The phrase is "loud pipes save lives."

      No, loud pipes make bikers think they're invincible and have the right to run red lights. At least that's what the one who drove out in front of my car thought, and I still have the scuff marks on my front bumper to prove it...

    12. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, loud pipes make bikers think they're invincible and have the right to run red lights. At least that's what the one who drove out in front of my car thought, and I still have the scuff marks on my front bumper to prove it...

      Please. You're trying to relate to random factors. You might as well claim that bikers with blue bikes (or whatever color) think they have the right to run red lights.

    13. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, I wish they'd hurry up the organ donation process so the rest of us can live in peace and quiet.

    14. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Another phrase is "douchebags who made their bikes as loud as possible kept waking up our baby and drove us out of our house".

      If my wife thought she could get away with it, her phrase would be "loud pipes will meet the piano wire I've strung across the street".

    15. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh so thats where the name Rod-in-ya comes from!

    16. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

      Q: What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

      A: The position of the dirtbag.

    17. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another phrase is "douchebags who made their bikes as loud as possible kept waking up our baby and drove us out of our house".

      At speeds people should be driving in residential areas, even Harleys are pretty quiet (until they hit the compression of higher gears). There are jerks of all sorts who drive fast on residential streets or who blast their stereos, but the types of mufflers used on most bikes are both intentionally considerate of noise pollution at low speeds and loud for safety at high speeds. If auto drivers were vaguely competent or considerate it would probably not be an issue, sadly the bar for getting a driving license is way too low. As for people who place the lives of others as less important than if their kids wake up, well maybe they should have their kids taken away from them before they turn them into self centered monsters like themselves.

    18. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posted Anonymously for good reason

      Unlike most of my other posts;

      It's said that if you can out run a Harley for a mile you have nothing to worry about.

    19. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just admit that bikers are lowlifes. You know it and I know it.

    20. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Revving your goddamn engine at a stop sign to make your dick sound bigger (0 mph) is, I concede, a safe speed for neighborhood driving. It still wakes up my kid, and any driver who can't see a stationary douchebag on a motorcycle isn't going to take noise into consideration.

      Besides, if being noticed is a problem, why is the standard-issue biker uniform an oh-so-visible black?

    21. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just goes to show, she was a cold bitch all along.

    22. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might as well claim that bikers with blue bikes (or whatever color) think they have the right to run red lights.

      Actually, yeah... I claim that, too.

    23. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Normal pipes are loud enough. Bikes with sound and emissions control devices removed are simply inconsiderate. If you think that that is necessary to ride safely, perhaps you should consider... owning a small car instead. You'll even get better gas mileage.

      Most bikers that die in accidents weren't wearing proper protective gear (i.e. helmets. and "skull caps" aren't helmets, at least, not from a safety standpoint.) There is very little correlation between muffler removal and accident avoidance.

      This topic has two sides. You seem to have bought the kool-aid of the poorly-reasoned, egocentric one.

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    24. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      If you really want to be seen, you should get a giant orange flag installed, or a flashing light on the end of a pole like the cops do. Motorcycle cops have no trouble being seen without making environmentally dubious modifications to their machines. You should be able to, also.

      In a world where bikes cost more than many cars, no one is on a bike because it's "all they can afford." Your right to ride a death-mobile through a neighborhood doesn't trump the kids' right to go to school rested enough to learn something.

      Dick.

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    25. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      If you think that people are driving by sound, your kidding yourself. If people were, you would just be making it MORE dangerous for the guy that doesn't act like an ass, because his normal sounding bike would sound farther away than your mating call model.

    26. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      I've always heard that was a myth. Google for more info, most seems consistent.

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    27. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by RationalRoot · · Score: 1

      As an Ex Biker, I know there was a problem of Car drivers who would look right through a bike without seeing it....

      However most (ok all) of my accidents were down to user error. Most of the accidents I knew of were down to user error.

      In a large number of cases, the User Error involved treating the roads like race tracks, and having the view that it was my "minor deity of choice" given right to overtake anything that was travelling at less than Mach 4.2

      And in response to a later post... Black leather is the Garment of choice because

      1) leather it is "the thing" to be seen is as you slide down the road at high speed
      2) Road Rash is unpleasant
      3) Canary Yellow is more visible, but the smart arse comments would be worse than the road rash
      4) Most self respecting BMW drivers don't choose canary yellow either.

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    28. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      3) Canary Yellow is more visible, but the smart arse comments would be worse than the road rash

      That's why you also carry a katana.

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    29. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      That's why Death Valley is so hot. Antarctica got all the cold in the divorce settlement.

      But what really hurts is Antarctica left Death Valley for McCain. (he's that old.)

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    30. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by g253 · · Score: 1

      When it's raining or the visibility is otherwise bad, I wear a full body suit which is of a bright fluorescent yellow and has reflective stripes on it. People nearly have strokes when I enter a shop or bar dressed like that. There are still a lot of drivers who don't see me.

      I used to have a quiet motorcycle and my current one is rather noisy. I used to have people changing lanes right in front of me (thereby nearly killing me) all the time, now it almost never happens. So I'm very sorry, but until people start actually checking their rearview mirrors before changing lanes, I need to make some noise. Forgive my survival instinct.

      I'm sorry for all the lousy bikers who make too much noise just for fun, but as a consolation, consider that the discomfort is perhaps compensated by the fact that bikes, not getting stuck in traffic, pollute a lot less than cars?

    31. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by laejoh · · Score: 0

      It's better than nothing!

    32. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by fredrated · · Score: 1

      I have been to Death Valley many times and have seen very few harleys, so don't let the though of them keep you from a very cool place. Like anywhere people go (fortunately), they always clump up in a few places, leaving everywhere else empty. Leave the beaten path by only 100 yards and you will have it to yourself.

    33. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With the exception of the crippling heat and arsenic-laced streams, you could easily mistake the two for one another.

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    34. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Revving your goddamn engine at a stop sign to make your dick sound bigger (0 mph) is, I concede, a safe speed for neighborhood driving. It still wakes up my kid, and any driver who can't see a stationary douchebag on a motorcycle isn't going to take noise into consideration.

      While there are exceptions, usually when you see people revving their engines at stop signs it isn't because they're trying to look cool. Usually what happens is people buy a bike, but don't learn anything about maintenance. They store it for long periods without running it and without draining the carburetors. Of course they gum up, especially the bottom circuit. So these clueless riders end up having to constantly rev their engines to higher RPMs to keep from stalling out. This is a problem for pretty much all bikes (not many fuel injected ones on the market) but Harleys are the ones usually bought by hobbyists and retired people.

      Besides, if being noticed is a problem, why is the standard-issue biker uniform an oh-so-visible black?

      Mostly for fashion, but a lot of bikers wear a lot of reflective tape specifically for visibility. I know some people who wear all bright orange. It is the sound that makes a real difference though. Regardless of color, bikers are very small compared to other vehicles and easily overlooked.

    35. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Where, Antarctica or Death Valley?

      Both! Stupid heated handlebars...

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    36. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's a misconception that there's such a thing as cold; cold is simply the absence of heat. Therefore, it seems more likely that Death Valley got all the heat, not that Antarctica got all the cold.

    37. Re:Death Valley is a bitchin place by evansvillelinux · · Score: 1

      Revving your goddamn engine at a stop sign to make your dick sound bigger (0 mph) is, I concede, a safe speed for neighborhood driving. It still wakes up my kid, and any driver who can't see a stationary douchebag on a motorcycle isn't going to take noise into consideration.

      Funny thing about your comment, my son & I were sitting at a stop light and this guy was revving his Harley and I told my boy that the only reason that guy was doing that is because his weenie was teenie. I though my son was going to choke on his gasp.

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  5. left no forwarding address by themushroom · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damned landmasses, moving around all the time.

    Plate techtonics are breaking up that old neighborhood of mine.

    1. Re:left no forwarding address by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh no, here he goes again, next we'll have to hear about those damned trilobites on his lawn.

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    2. Re:left no forwarding address by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

      Do you remember how he was when those mammals moved in down the street? Never heard so much moaning about how "those kinds" were moving into "our" neighborhood. I didn't even have the heart to tell him that everyone in my family had a spinal column...

    3. Re:left no forwarding address by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Just proof of the old saying "You can't go home again"--especially when your home is 500 million years old.

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  6. I love it when a plan comes together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure some of it was luck, but the cost of shipping a few rocks to antarctica was worth the risk that they wouldn't find and misinterpret them.

  7. Re:Abutt? by themushroom · · Score: 1

    You're thinking of "aboot".

  8. Gold Rush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well that explains the oil, go figure.

  9. Sell my holdings in California by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 0

    Looks my long term investements in CA are not worth what I thought they were going to be. Nobody wants beach front property when the temp is -10.

  10. Re:Abutt? by MikeUW · · Score: 1

    'A' boot? Actually, we Canadians usually wear those in pairs.

  11. thats a lie by hellfish006 · · Score: 0

    We all know the earth is only 6,000 years old. You and your science, pfff.

    1. Re:thats a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey. SHUT the GOD DAMN HELL up

      thx

  12. Hmm? by Mistah+Bunny · · Score: 1

    Okay, who else thought the guy's name was Google and did a double-take?

    1. Re:Hmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, who else thought the guy's name was Google and did a double-take?

      I'll second that.

  13. Re:war history by Migraineman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Rodinia has always been at war with Laurentia.

  14. Re:Abutt? by bmo · · Score: 1

    Totally offtopic...

    I once told a long lost acquaintance that "you have that 'o' thing goin' there, dontcha?"

    She was 'orrified, guvna. Really 'orrified. She only thought that Newfies really had it.

    She was from Haligonia.

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  15. California deported a whole continent? by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 0, Troll

    I guess their opposition to immigration isn't a recent development.

  16. what? by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Now just how do they know what the local peoples called that previous super continent? Did they leave a written record?

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  17. Re:Millions of years is a lie by Darkness404 · · Score: 0

    All science is theory. Just think about how science changed in the last 500 years, even the last 10 years. It used to be that atoms were considered the smallest particle, now we know that not to be true. Just about 99% of things in science have changed. Nothing is set in stone, write a law and within 200 years you will find some exception to that rule.

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  18. Legal implications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean that the United States has a historical claim to Antarctica?

    1. Re:Legal implications? by Count_Froggy · · Score: 1

      No, the penguins own southern California.

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    2. Re:Legal implications? by RuBLed · · Score: 1

      But I don't believe that the United States would survive another war with the whales.. Think of what happened last time...

    3. Re:Legal implications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this mean that the United States has a historical claim to Antarctica?

      Yes, in much the same sense that the Palestinians have a historical claim to Jerusalem.

    4. Re:Legal implications? by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      Manifest Destiny 2.0?? Nah, I doubt it, if there's nobody we can enslave there or resources we could plunder it simply isn't worth it.

    5. Re:Legal implications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the Ashkenazis, come to that :o)

    6. Re:Legal implications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thoughts exactly. Expect the US to announce oil drilling plans next week!

  19. How many supercontinents were there? by jcr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was quite surprised when I learned several years ago that Pangea wasn't the only one. Could someone well-versed in geology fill us in here?

    -jcr

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    1. Re:How many supercontinents were there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The oldest one proposed is called Columbia, existing from 1.8 - 1.5 bya.
      The next widely accepted was Rodinia, existing from 1.3 bya - 800 mya
      The next possible was Pannotia, but it didn't last long, only from 600 - 550 mya.
      The last one was Pangaea, from 250 mya to 150 mya.

      The earliest ones are deduced mainly from paleomagnetism, so there may have been earlier supercontinents that we do not know about due to a lack of rocks that old.

    2. Re:How many supercontinents were there? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that's very helpful. Last I heard, the age of the earth was estimated to be around 4.5 billion years, so that leaves a lot of time before Columbia. Does it make any sense to speak in terms of continents back then? When did the oceans start to form?

      -jcr

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    3. Re:How many supercontinents were there? by jmauro · · Score: 0

      There's one about every 500 million years. We're due for the next one in about 250 million years from now. Why they keep breaking up and reforming though is anyone's guess.

    4. Re:How many supercontinents were there? by GaryPatterson · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wikipedia talks about Vaalbara, Ur and Kenorland predating Columbia, which was then followed by Rodinia, Pannotia, Pangaea, Laurasia and Gondwana.

      This was all unknown to me until about ten minutes ago, but I'm pleased to see the Pilbara region of Australia (my country) is one of the oldest places on Earth, stretching back 3.6 billion years (the other's in South Africa).

      I guess that if you can date the geology, you can talk about the continents, but their shape must be a bit of a mystery.

    5. Re:How many supercontinents were there? by zoefff · · Score: 1

      This was all unknown to me until about ten minutes ago, but I'm pleased to see the Pilbara region of Australia (my country) is one of the oldest places on Earth, stretching back 3.6 billion years (the other's in South Africa).

      That's the reason why it is so flat, due to erosion of former mountains.

  20. "called Rodinia" by giorgist · · Score: 1

    I don't think enybody ever called it "Rodinia" more likley ounga bounga

    It was "named Rodinia"

    G

    1. Re:"called Rodinia" by maxume · · Score: 1
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  21. explains a lot. by owlnation · · Score: 4, Funny

    So... that's how Hell froze over?

    Maybe the Cubs won the World Series that year...

  22. Re:Millions of years is a lie by bmo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just because you confuse "theory" (argument supported by facts) and "hypothesis" (educated guess) doesn't mean that other people are wrong and that people who do science are talking out their asses.

    This is exactly like the retard^W Creationist argument that "I've never seen any animal evolve into another species" totally ignoring what is actually /meant/ by the accepted definition of "species" while the retard^W Creationist uses his own private definition of "species".

    You argue without and against reason, and do not deserve reasonable argument back. To attempt to do so would be trying to drain your ocean of stupidity with a pipette.

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    BMO

  23. brother deserts by rubah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought I read once that Antarctica was considered a desert because its precipitation levels were so low. (the snow doesn't melt, therefore it doesn't go through the water cycle and precipitate!) Or maybe that was the Arctic. Or Siberia. Hmm.

    Either way, I'm not too surprised!

    1. Re:brother deserts by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Lack of life is the term that I heard most, not actual precipitation levels, in college. The Alaskan Tundra, for example, is also considered a desert by some people/political groups/environmentalists. The poles and a few other areas are considered deserts by some. As a side note: It wasn't until about five years ago that I learned that there was a rain forest in Alaska.

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    2. Re:brother deserts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of idiots taught at your college? Desert: expanse with remarkably low precipitation. Deserts can be hot, cold, sandy, icy, or big plates of rock.

      The Pacific Northwest, like southern China, is one of the largest temperate rainforests in the world.

    3. Re:brother deserts by KGIII · · Score: 1

      What type? Biologists... The "correct" term is meteorological and refers to the precipitation while biologist's use it to refer to the conditions themselves regardless of the weather. (Oh, and pretty crappy professors really but I majored in drinking and minored in failing so it worked out well enough.)

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    4. Re:brother deserts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deserts are teeming with life. Biologists use the same term everyone else does--dry. The weather has little to do with what makes a desert. Climate is the key factor.

    5. Re:brother deserts by rmerry72 · · Score: 1

      I thought I read once that Antarctica was considered a desert because its precipitation levels were so low.

      Correct. It's too cold for liquid water to form and evaporate into the atmosphere, so the air is dry and it does not rain. The definition of "arid" is less than 50mm of rain per year (I believe). As it doesn't rain, it is a desert. The definition is not connected to the degree of life present (deserts have life), nor by high temperatures.

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  24. Another discovery about Rodinia by caywen · · Score: 1

    Scientists also discovered that the world, for one, welcomed their new Rodinia overlords.

  25. Re:Millions of years is a lie by nawcom · · Score: 0

    You argue without and against reason, and do not deserve reasonable argument back. To attempt to do so would be trying to drain your ocean of stupidity with a pipette.

    Well at least his ocean was created by a world flood. Just imagined if an omnipotent supernatural being flooded the planet with stupidity... The end product would be, the creationists of today. (See - if they re-translated genesis so that it was stupidity and not water, there would actually be some empirical evidence available to support such magical fable like that.)

  26. Yeah, So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, the continents drift.. this isn't that surprising that at one they were in that configuration. Certainly not enough to warrant a Slashdot front page.

  27. Re:Millions of years is a lie by bmo · · Score: 1

    "Just imagined if an omnipotent supernatural being flooded the planet with stupidity... "

    There was never any need for an omnipotent supernatural being to do that.

    Man creates enough stupidity on his own.

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    BMO

  28. Stop Continental Drift! by PPH · · Score: 1

    Re-unite Gondwanaland!

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  29. Umm... Shouldn't This Be Obvious? by trogdor33 · · Score: 1

    Has anyone noticed that the continents are all still connected? If you take the water out of the oceans, there is dirt there. It's not like continents are big rafts or something, when they hit each other, mountains or trenches form, they don't just float around...

    1. Re:Umm... Shouldn't This Be Obvious? by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Informative
      Has anyone noticed that the continents are all still connected? If you take the water out of the oceans, there is dirt there. It's not like continents are big rafts or something, when they hit each other, mountains or trenches form, they don't just float around...

      Actually, the continents are different from the sea floors, and not just because of the water. They do in fact "float around like rafts" over the sea floors, creating new sea floor behind them and pushing it down below them in front into trenches. The sea floors are much younger than land surfaces for that reason.

  30. wait, does that mean... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    that the Ancients were really from Texas?

  31. Robustness vs speculation by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Sure, all science is theory. However, some science is very robust and some is highly speculative so saying "all science is just theory" is very misleading.

    Newtonian physics etc is very robust until you deal with very small particles or very high speeds. Einstein's stuff helps extend that. Same deal with electricity. Most of this has been fairly stable for many years.

    Paleontology, climatology and geomorphology are all a lot more speculative and we can expect many of these theories to continue to change fairly rapidly as they have over the last few years.

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  32. And... by Monkey_Genius · · Score: 0, Troll

    This matters, how, to the problems that we face at this moment in human history?
    Seriously. To what end does this matter in relationship to the problems that the human race faces, today?
    Anyone? Bueller?

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    I've got your sig, right here.
  33. Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First they wanted me to believe a red rock they found there was from Mars, and now they want me to believe this? These guys are giving science a bad name. The logic of "this rock type was only found in the southwest before so therefore the two must have been together at one point" really escapes me. Why can't two instances of rock types be in different places at the same time?

    It's painfully obvious that South America and Africa fit together and that Antarctica fits between them at the southernmost tip. So does Australia.

  34. 14 billion years ago by heroine · · Score: 1

    14 billion years ago, everything was right next to everything. All your ex girlfriends. All your bosses. They all shared your molecules.

  35. This just in by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    Breaking news, Slashdot: continents move around.

  36. Supercontinents seem counterintuitive by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    It doesn't make any sense to my layman ears that super-continents could just randomly form when continental plates are drifting about aimlessly. Analogously, that's like the novice bouncing ball program with all balls occasionally striking the same point simultaneously.

    So, what causes every continent to periodically fuse?

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  37. Forget that! by boombasticman · · Score: 1

    Antarctica made up his mind long ago. As you probably have missed completly, antarctica decided to move over to europe. It just takes time to move such masses of land. Once it connects with the coast of norway, it is legally a new citizen of europe. If you wish, you could come over for a visit then.

  38. Antarctic joke by dargaud · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have a practical joke that relates to this article. While I was in Antarctica 15 years ago, one of the geologists was planning a field trip and telling us what he planned/hoped on finding, even showing us some types of rocks. The chopper pilots were scheduled to go near his field area before on an unrelated mission, so they took a large 'interesting' rock out of his accumulated stash and put it in a very visible flat area.

    A few days later, the first thing the geologist sees when he reaches the area is of course this rock. He aborts his trip, comes back to the main base all excited about some revolutionary theory or other and starts writing feverishly about it. It took us a bit of courage to tell him the truth and deflate him... He was able to go back to his advanced camp, but it proves that it can be too easy to fake/mistake data in some cases.

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    1. Re:Antarctic joke by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      Wow, this was indeed a cruel and a funny joke at the same time. Also, it is one of the most expensive practical jokes I've heard of.

      However, I am sure that once he analyzed it he would have realized that something was wrong, because the rock did not match the specs of a rock that existed in that environment, on the surface, for some time.

      Eventually the genius of the joke would have been spotted; unless of course he would be too excited about it and ended up selecting only the data that fits his model, etc.

      Good joke, although I still have a general feeling of uneasiness... poor guy...

    2. Re:Antarctic joke by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I was picturing said rock being thrown at a helicopter pilot. But that's just me :-)

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  39. Global Moving!! by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Oh my God! We must immediately divert all of our economic resources toward fighting Global Moving, which environmental scientists say is caused by the forced exerted on the ground by accelerating cars. It is imperative for the survival of the human race that cars be outlawed! We must stop the Bush Administration from allowing cars to move the continents around for the sake of big oil and big auto.

    Where is the outrage!??!?!?!?

  40. Damn thats old!! by ndnspongebob · · Score: 1

    Rodinia: Get off my landmass!

  41. Several comments comes to mind : by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 1

    FFS Get off my lawn!

    Samuel says : I've had enough of these mother******* trilobites on my mother******* lawn!

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  42. Our Galaxy moves too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So a long long time ago, our galaxy WAS far, far away.

  43. Think of it like cold custard being warmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, this doesn't work near the edge of the saucepan because the earth doesn't have a teflon circumference.

    Ignoring that, you see a thick piece of custard skin. And if you turn up the heat, eventually you'll see a blop and the custard skin would be broken and the skin moved apart.

    It's rather like that, but without the vanilla.

    As to your last question, well, there's only so much surface on a closed sphere, so when continents move apart, at some point they will be travelling in the same direction but now moving together. And after a while, they are all in one big lump, just like custard skin. The heat doesn't travel too well through thick continental mass and builds up until "blop".

  44. It's all a lie I tell you!!! by muzicman · · Score: 1

    Every sane person knows that it was the FSM that created the continents with a single wave of one of his noodle appendages

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  45. Those afwul smog-spewers! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Motorcycle cops have no trouble being seen without making environmentally dubious modifications to their machines.

    I know, changing the restriction or path of the exhaust just before it goes into the atmosphere by swapping or removing the muffler just causes the emissions on those things to skyrocket! Goddamn polluters!

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    1. Re:Those afwul smog-spewers! by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      sound is an emission.

      And I'm not convinced that the people cutting off the mufflers aren't also cutting off the cat.

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    2. Re:Those afwul smog-spewers! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I couldn't think of any motorcycles with catalytic converters when I wrote the GP post, but I thought there must be some...but after your comment I did a search and turned up nothing, which makes sense when you consider that motorcycles have maybe 2~3 feet of pipe between the collector and the muffler, almost all of which is exposed. Do you know of any motorcycles with catalytic converters?

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    3. Re:Those afwul smog-spewers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most recent sportbikes use catalytic converters. Also most if not all 2008 BMW bikes do.

      It is true however that bikes older than 2005 or so don't usually have cats. Hell a good number still have carbureted engines.

  46. Bad luck? by blackjackshellac · · Score: 1

    Just our luck that the fundamentalist christian deniers of scientific theories like Evolution didn't hop onto the Antarctic side. Mind you, they were all busy riding dinosaurs up and down from texas to alberta so that explains why they're still here, variously annoying and amusing the hell out of us.

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  47. Re:Millions of years is a lie by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

    Sorry - you've just brought to mind a quote from 'Brassed Off'. Mr Chuckles the clown is entertaining a group of kids in a church hall, but he's just about had enough. He comes out with:

    So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords." And God said: "Fuck it! Sew 'em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses." And lo, God created the Tory Party.

    Classic.

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  48. Re:Millions of years is a lie by Robocoastie · · Score: 1

    umm the point of science is to change as new knowledge is discovered. That is in direct contrast to dogma's generally non-changing ways. (even though it has anyway due to scientific discoveries) Also your statement "All science is theory" is being used incorrect. You see the scientific use of the word "theory" is the same as the word "fact." To be classified as a theory, the hypotheses has to be put through rigorous tests that attempts to disprove it have failed. What you are thinking of is "hypotheses" which is an assumption either not yet fully tested or not fully tested via peer review yet. I suggest you take some actual science classes before you spew more nonsense like your post.

  49. Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this means the U.S. owns Antarctica right?!

  50. Neal Adams theory is simpler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This talk of Rodinia, and the maps they draw as a result, are all preposterous.

    Neal Adams may be bad at explaining his theory, but the idea that the current continents were one large continent is much simpler and supported by increasing amounts of evidence like that from this article. It is easy to explain if the water and hydrocarbons on and inside the earth were in a gas above the surface.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kL7qDeI05U

  51. I don't need to be a prospector imagine the value by ThinkTwice · · Score: 1

    If Antarctica has the same rock structure aa the SW USA, wouldn't there be gold and other precious metals in the rock? Also because the rock is similar in nature to the SW wouldn't gold and other precious metals removed from the SW USA over the last few hundred years, give you a pretty good idea where to find similar materials in Antarctica? .............. Do you think anyone would be interested in an open source mining project based on the enormous amount of public information on mining in the SW that has been assembled over the last couple hundred years, or even starting a way-down-under land rights club, based on early findings?

  52. From Antarctica: sure looks desolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am posting this from Antarctica. South Pole, 90S, dead of winter.

    I can assure you, there are no Harleys, cacti, zirconia or meth labs (OK, not 100% sure of the last part).

    There is, however, all of the 10,000 foot thick ice that one might want.

    My kingdom for a keg of microbrew IPA.

  53. John McPhee, "Annals of The Former World" by OldeClegg · · Score: 1

    690 pages of small print on geology back to almost the beginning. I recommend it highly.