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Neal Stephenson's "Anathem" Due In September

Alexander Rose writes "Neal Stephenson's new novel, ANATHEM, germinated in 01999 when Danny Hillis asked him and several other contributors to sketch out their ideas of what the Millennium Clock might look like. Stephenson tossed off a quick sketch and promptly forgot about it. Five years later however, when he was between projects, the idea came back to him, and he began to explore the possibility of building a novel around it. ANATHEM is the result, and will be released on September 9th, 02008." Read Rose's complete posting for more information about the release of the book, which he describes as set "in a genre bending alt-future-retro world where mechani-punk technology meets space opera in a blend of the best of Snow Crash and the Baroque Cycle."

248 comments

  1. I don't know why.. by kirbysuperstar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But much like a parachuting bear with a bazooka, that sounds really awesome to me.

  2. Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    01999

    02008

    Can I have some of whatever your smokin'?

    1. Re:Temporal sickness? by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's smoking pole. If you want some, just go to the men's room and tap your foot 3 times.

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    2. Re:Temporal sickness? by 4D6963 · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it makes perfect sense, the guy is just a visionary.

      Currently we only think of 4 digit years, but the guy thinks out the box and has foreseen that one day, sooner or later, probably in a few millenniums, we will have 5 digit years, and that then just like we already put a bunch of zeros for years before the year 1000 we will one day put zeros for years before the year 10000!

      And allow me to blow your mind by predicting that one day we will reach 100000 and that therefore we might as well start right now writing it 002008!

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    3. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why would we? We don't prefix years before 1000 A.D. with a 0.

    4. Re:Temporal sickness? by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem of Y2K wasn't that we didn't have enough extra digits reserved, but the fact that we were lopping off significant ones and storing the year incorrectly (e.g. as "99" when the actual value was 1900 off from that).

      Padding years with a leading zero isn't forward-looking, it's naively self-centered, assuming that people will still be using our silly "Anno Domini" year-counting system eight millennia from now. (I mean... don't you people even watch Star Trek?)

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    5. Re:Temporal sickness? by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why would we? We don't prefix years before 1000 A.D. with a 0.

      WHOOOOOSH! Oh shit, and there we go again! Now I'm going to have to explain a dozen times again how I was being sarcastic.

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    6. Re:Temporal sickness? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1, Informative

      1) Nobody talked about Y2K. It was all in your head.

      2) *sigh* whoosh..

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    7. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stop wooshing. If that many people didn't get 'it', you had to be clearer.

    8. Re:Temporal sickness? by maniac/dev/null · · Score: 5, Funny

      For that matter, shouldn't it be September 09, 02008? I mean, there will come a time when we need to use days higher than 9, people!

    9. Re:Temporal sickness? by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Funny

      For that matter, shouldn't it be 0September 09, 02008?

      There, fixed it for you!

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    10. Re:Temporal sickness? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Stop wooshing. If that many people didn't get 'it', you had to be clearer.

      Sure, if by "be clearer" you mean "stop being even the slightest bit subtle and sarcastic".

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    11. Re:Temporal sickness? by Karellen · · Score: 2, Informative

      But this problem has already been solved in a backwards-compatible way.

      See RFC 2550 - Y10K and Beyond.

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    12. Re:Temporal sickness? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      And allow me to blow your mind by predicting that one day we will reach 100000 and that therefore we might as well start right now writing it 002008!

      I will take that bet. I don't see us getting to 9999.

    13. Re:Temporal sickness? by dryueh · · Score: 5, Funny

      WHOOOOOSH! Oh shit, and there we go again! Now I'm going to have to explain a dozen times again how I was being sarcastic.

      000012 times??!

    14. Re:Temporal sickness? by s.d. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And allow me to blow your mind by predicting that one day we will reach 100000 and that therefore we might as well start right now writing it 002008!

      No one now writes 100 A.D. as 0100 A.D. Why do you predict they'll change this in the future?

    15. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I see you're one of slashdot's many elitists. I'm sorry we don't get your 'humor'.

    16. Re:Temporal sickness? by uberjoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Star Trek they in fact did use the Gregorian Calendar, as well as stardates

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    17. Re:Temporal sickness? by Woy · · Score: 0

      And you got a +05 Funny for it!

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    18. Re:Temporal sickness? by 4D6963 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I see you're one of slashdot's many elitists. I'm sorry we don't get your 'humor'.

      No really, you've got to be shitting me. If you don't see the sarcasm in the original post, you either expect other people to be abysmally absurd/stupid or you're yourself abysmally dense.

      But yeah, sorry about my elitism, I shouldn't expect as much as basic sarcasm detection from people like you.

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    19. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "naively self-centered"?? Isn't that the way people feel when putting their own words (like "i am trying to be forward-looking") into other people's mouths?

      Isn't it actually just as "naively self-centered" to think people will use our method of dropping leading 0's (in terms of scientific precision) for the next 10000 years? ;)

      but also I don't know about "it makes perfect sense, this guy is a visionary" part you're replying to... i guess it's really down to "fanboy vs. troll: round 80103838. FIGHT!".

    20. Re:Temporal sickness? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      And allow me to blow your mind by predicting that one day we will reach 100000 and that therefore we might as well start right now writing it 002008! No one now writes 100 A.D. as 0100 A.D. Why do you predict they'll change this in the future?

      Good Lord how bloody obvious must a sarcasm be so that I don't get a dozen such remarks?? I mean look at the first half of the very line you quoted, how serious do you think that sounds for God's sake?!?

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    21. Re:Temporal sickness? by STrinity · · Score: 1

      Middle Endians, I spit upon thee for using the system that makes the least amount of sense. The only correct date format is 09092008.

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    22. Re:Temporal sickness? by Theoboley · · Score: 0

      I'll be willing to bet that you won't be around to see 9999 ;)

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    23. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it doesn't have to be obvious, but it can at least be funny.

    24. Re:Temporal sickness? by jmhoule314 · · Score: 1

      Isn't it a bit presumptuous to think the human race will still exist in the year 100000?

    25. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This specification provides a solution to the "Y10K" problem which has also been called the "YAK" problem (hex) and the "YXK" problem (Roman numerals).

      Wouldn't Roman numerals make it the "YMMMMMMMMMM" problem?

    26. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope this catches on so I finally can say I have a 6 digit salary ($000,460).

    27. Re:Temporal sickness? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      it doesn't have to be obvious, but it can at least be funny.

      You don't have to find it funny, but you can at least realise it's not serious

      Oh and it's at +5 Funny, the invisible hand of moderation has spoken, or rather, laughed.

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    28. Re:Temporal sickness? by Pincus · · Score: 0

      Future-retro? How about 01001101100010100 for that date?

    29. Re:Temporal sickness? by ckthorp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention.

    30. Re:Temporal sickness? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      I hope this catches on so I finally can say I have a 6 digit salary ($000,460).

      If you want a 6 figure salary THAT bad (or close), ask for a raise. A few cents would do it.

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    31. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you always feel this neurotic need to control what other people talk about? You must be lots of fun at parties. "No, I wasn't talking about The Hobbit, I was talking about The Lord of the Rings! Stop introducing your own thoughts and respond only to mine! You can make a joke, but only if it's a direct continuation of mine and makes exactly the same point (whatever it was)!"

    32. Re:Temporal sickness? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      In Star Trek they knew about the Christian calendar, and it used it in reference to the past, but I never heard them say "It's the year 2378" (or whatever), unless maybe they were talking to someone from the latter half of the 20th century.

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    33. Re:Temporal sickness? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      You talk about The Lord of the Rings at parties?? When's the last time someone invited you to one?

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    34. Re:Temporal sickness? by sveard · · Score: 1

      IMO discussion boards aren't a good means of conveying sarcasm. It is often expressed in tone of voice, or facial expression, etc.

      Maybe the anonymous coward has asperger's or something, maybe he's unable to pick up on it.

      But yeah, the parent posts were clearly sarcastic. And this post is not, btw. :)

    35. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that's a Simpsons quote, right?

    36. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem of Y2K wasn't that we didn't have enough extra digits reserved, but the fact that we were lopping off significant ones and storing the year incorrectly (e.g. as "99" when the actual value was 1900 off from that).

      Padding years with a leading zero isn't forward-looking, it's naively self-centered, assuming that people will still be using our silly "Anno Domini" year-counting system eight millennia from now. (I mean... don't you people even watch Star Trek?)

      Well, ignoring the offset problem (1900 or 0001) which I think anyone who's coded for dates in the past will agree is silly; In the year 10k, the leading zero WILL be a significant digit.

    37. Re:Temporal sickness? by Guido+del+Confuso · · Score: 1

      They did occasionally refer to the present as the Xth century, though.

      Worf: "Has the Tong dropped it's shields?"
      Tactical Officer: "No, sir."
      Worf: "Very well. Fire all phasers."
      K'Temoc: "Wait! Lower the shields. I yield command of the Tong to you, Captain Worf. Long live the Klingon Empire!"
      Worf: "A wise decision, Captain. Commander K'ehleyr will board your vessel and take command. The Klingon cruiser Prang will soon arrive and escort you home. And Captain?"
      K'Temoc: "Yes?"
      Worf: "Welcome to the 24th century."

      Which actually doesn't make that much sense if you think about it, since why would two Klingons use a human calendar when speaking to each other? The elegant solution to this problem, of course, is not to think about it too much.

    38. Re:Temporal sickness? by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      If that many people didn't get 'it'

      How many was that exactly? I got it.

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    39. Re:Temporal sickness? by sveard · · Score: 1

      lol, nope, I had no idea

    40. Re:Temporal sickness? by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember a good sig on the subject. Think '~'

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    41. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's dumb. Why not just increment the first digit from 9 to 10?

    42. Re:Temporal sickness? by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 1

      Or you can ask your mom for a dollar fifty a day for a bag of Doritos and a can of Mountain Dew.

    43. Re:Temporal sickness? by alexborges · · Score: 1

      We will be LONG GONE by the year 10000.

      What makes you think we will make it off this rock. Havent you realized that evolution and competition, so embedded in our the flavor of Life that goes here on earth, will not let us survive under restricted resources?

      We have no future. Except, perhaps, getting off this rock (the dreaded tech. "singularity") and/or evolving (maybe one needs the other?).

      So.... no need to make much fuss bout whats gonna happen in 8 milleniums: we will either be dead or otherwise not here.

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    44. Re:Temporal sickness? by Pluvius · · Score: 0

      People don't converse in machine code. The so-called "Middle Endian" makes perfect sense because people (at least in America) are more likely to refer to "September 9th" than "the 9th of September." Expecting people to change that convention just because a few geeks don't think it's consistent is just as silly as trying to get the British to drive on the right side of the road.

      Rob

    45. Re:Temporal sickness? by Pluvius · · Score: 1

      The saddest thing is that you actually said "just like we already put a bunch of zeros for years before the year 1000" in the middle of your post. I guess not reading isn't just for articles anymore.

      Rob

    46. Re:Temporal sickness? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Is that a threat :)

    47. Re:Temporal sickness? by skarphace · · Score: 1

      Which actually doesn't make that much sense if you think about it, since why would two Klingons use a human calendar when speaking to each other? The elegant solution to this problem, of course, is not to think about it too much.

      It does considering Worf was brought up by humans.

      I've restrained myself from correcting Star Trek factual errors on here for years and this is what baits me out? Sheesh...

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    48. Re:Temporal sickness? by Karellen · · Score: 1

      Actually, it would probably be "Y"

      (Damnit, that's "Yↂ" but the ROMAN NUMERAL TEN THOUSAND is not showing up for me in preview! Here's hoping it does in the final page...)

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    49. Re:Temporal sickness? by Theoboley · · Score: 0

      Lol no, and its not a promise either.

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    50. Re:Temporal sickness? by lawn.ninja · · Score: 1

      Shit does that mean I need to count 01, 02, 03? Or is it 001, 002, 003? Or maybe. Well shit, how high do these number thingies go anyways? How many leading zeros would that be?

    51. Re:Temporal sickness? by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      I've got two responses to this. 1. I'm sarcastic, heavily so. It causes unfortunate public situations, I deal with it. Some folks don't get it AND may feel insulted. Here's a question, did you watch tv as a kid? 2. the excersize is simple, plan out further in the future. I think it's basically, a method for visualizing how we came to the y2k bug. Essentially, we reverted to our grandparents' style of writing the year. We weren't supposed to, but computers came along and caught us being lazy with our math. I don't know, but after a little contemplation - it fits quite well. I've been introduced prior to reading this. It's really just the thought of long term planning rather than short term. They want to build a clock that will put things in a longer period of concept. Visually this is a fantastic thing that they want to build. The idea that the hands will move in time frames too large for the naked eye, is an astounding thought. As far as computers go, they intend on building a device that offers itself as a secondary system for keeping math with computers.

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    52. Re:Temporal sickness? by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      i got it, but im not agitated either way

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    53. Re:Temporal sickness? by David+at+Eeyore · · Score: 1

      What is this Start Rek you speak of?? We have the the Doctor....

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    54. Re:Temporal sickness? by Zeussy · · Score: 1

      You must be new here
      Thats what the <sarcasm>... </sarcasm > tags are used for!

    55. Re:Temporal sickness? by Guido+del+Confuso · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know Worf was raised by humans, and no, it still doesn't make sense in context.

      Worf was pretending that he was the captain of the Enterprise to convince the captain of the Klingon ship, who had been in stasis for 70 years, that the war was over (and presumably that the Klingons had won). So it would have made sense to refer to the date in Klingon terms, which would have been the year of Kahless or something. A Klingon who had been at war with the Federation his entire life would presumably have no idea, much less care, what century humans considered it to be.

      Just sayin'.

    56. Re:Temporal sickness? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      We've been here for a few million years, why should we be gone in 8,000?

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    57. Re:Temporal sickness? by 4D6963 · · Score: 0

      The saddest thing is that you actually said "just like we already put a bunch of zeros for years before the year 1000" in the middle of your post. I guess not reading isn't just for articles anymore.

      Rob

      Right on :-).

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    58. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we're freaking idiots? Just look at me, I smoke Ajax with my ass partner through a popen()'d pipe and insert specially crafted George W. Bush coins into my a-hole shaped "piggy bank" (hey they're legal tender in Liberia). But that's just on 0Thursday.

      -Shitcock

    59. Re:Temporal sickness? by instarx · · Score: 1

      Ii>Currently we only think of 4 digit years, but the guy thinks out the box and has foreseen that one day, sooner or later, probably in a few millenniums, we will have 5 digit years, and that then just like we already put a bunch of zeros for years before the year 1000 we will one day put zeros for years before the year 10000!

      No, it's just arrogant, not visionary, and what's more it's fourth-grader "out-of-the-box" thinking. Our current calendar is less than 2000 years old and is based on a date of religious significance. It is culturally arrogant to think that there will not be some other ascendant religion or religious date, or that our political order will not be superceded by some super-dictator with a penchant for re-doing the date thing.

      Remember, no one has ever thought THEIR god was going to go out of style.

    60. Re:Temporal sickness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is very hard to change when you're used to driving on the wrong side of the road.

  3. The only question that really matters by edremy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Will he write an ending for it, or will it just sort of stop in mid-page?

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    1. Re:The only question that really matters by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      You know, when his endings can be a river of molten gold saving the day, I think I'm OK with him just skipping that part.

    2. Re:The only question that really matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I don't know - he'll probably just

    3. Re:The only question that really matters by alienmole · · Score: 1

      I always thought that had to be a satire on happy endings. Taken that way, you can almost forgive him for it.

    4. Re:The only question that really matters by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Will he write an ending for it, or will it just sort of stop in mid-page?

      Wait... Neal didn't write the final episode of The Sopranos, did he?

      No, no... he wrote the secret alternate final episode where Tony sets up a data haven in East Orange, New Jersey in order to get at the Civil War gold hidden by steam powered robots that fled Sicily in 1860. He puts his son in charge, but A.J. whines like a bitch until even his own sister, Meadow, finally has enough and whacks him herself. And then there's a four hour monologue by the ghost of Big Pussy.

    5. Re:The only question that really matters by Kostya · · Score: 3, Informative

      Amen, brother. I can't figure out if Stephenson thinks it artistic or something to end his books like that. For me, it's just a sign of bad writing. There are all sorts of stuff you think are artsy until you improve your craft--and then you realize you were just excusing crap work under a label of "artistic."

      For once, I'd like a Stephenson book with a decent ending. I think the only quasi-ending he has ever written might be the ending of the Baroque Cycle. But is that an ending or beating a subject matter to death so thoroughly that there is nothing left to say? ;-)

      I say this all as a big fan. For me, his books are great right up until the end, where I am promised a very dissatisfying, unresolved end to the book. And for no good reason as near as I can tell. Doesn't stop me from reading them--but it also doesn't stop me from complaining either :-)

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    6. Re:The only question that really matters by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      (What is

    7. Re:The only question that really matters by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah, it was just fucking postmodern. That's one of the rules of postmodern writing: Don't resolve anything.

      The secret to reading postmodern fiction is trying to figure out what he was really talking about. The gold was a metaphor: if they were really trying to remove the gold from the mountain, that was about the worst way to do it, and, on top of that, remember that there were jewels and artwork in there as well, which would be destroyed by such a method.

      The "pumping the mountain full of gas" thing was reminiscent of Bobby Shaftoe's death (with him pumping the bunker full of gas and lighting it), so he was probably drawing a parallel there.

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    8. Re:The only question that really matters by CogDissident · · Score: 1

      Ouch, that is a scathing review, and sadly, kind of accurate to the kind of batshit craziness that is Neil.

    9. Re:The only question that really matters by Knuckles · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's wrong with the ending of Snow Crash? Do you really need spelled out what happened after that, like in a fairy tale? And if you do, I figure you find little enjoyment in most novels that were written after, say, 1870.

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    10. Re:The only question that really matters by STrinity · · Score: 1

      The river of molten gold wasn't an ending either. It was just a convenient stopping place until the sequel, which he doesn't seem to have any intention of writing.

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    11. Re:The only question that really matters by Deathdonut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Stephenson is definately more about the trip than destination in most of his books. The worst offender was Diamond Age. He spends the time to develope a compelling world and empathetic main character only to hand the book off to his 11 year old nephew to write an ending. (You must write AT LEAST 3 pages, Johnny!) Snow crash was almost as bad. By the time Cryptonomicon rolled around, he finally started to get an idea that the ending should be planned in advance and seemed to do a reasonable job, though many still complain about it. With the Baroque Cycle books, I could almost picture him sitting in his laboratory (because that's where he would write) as an idea dawns upon him: "EUREKA! If I write it as a trilogy, I can write ONE ending every THREE books! IT'S BRILLIANT!" Granted, I'm getting a bit glib there. He actually gave a fair resolution to each book and together they are an amazingly complete look at...well...a century or so. I'll be looking forward to anything he puts out.

    12. Re:The only question that really matters by iainl · · Score: 1

      Randy's got the girl, the baddie is dead and they've found the treasure. How much more ending are you looking for, exactly?

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    13. Re:The only question that really matters by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      4. Prof

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    14. Re:The only question that really matters by operagost · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, it was just fucking postmodern. That's one of the rules of postmodern writing: Don't resolve anything.

      Absolutely. You know, I've always thought of becoming a postmodern writer myself. The one thing that I have discovered, is that

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    15. Re:The only question that really matters by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      It's about the journey, man. Where you end up hardly matters with Neal.

      I didn't want Crypto to end. I'm glad it didn't. ;-)

      By the way: I thought The Diamond Age was his best novel.

    16. Re:The only question that really matters by plover · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As for me, Snow Crash is the only reason I buy any of his books.

      I've bought every stinking thing Neal has ever written simply because he wrote Snow Crash, and I have this weird, vain hope that he might again someday write a book even half as brilliant. So I'm out a couple hundred bucks, and have a lot of disappointment sitting on shelves in my library, but I'll likely buy Anathem the day it comes out, too.

      Just in case it's another Snow Crash. Please let it be another Snow Crash.

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      John
    17. Re:The only question that really matters by shadwstalkr · · Score: 1

      The problem I had with the ending of Snow Crash was an entire chapter of Hiro recapping the whole plot while he rode on his motorcycle (or something). It was a Scooby Doo ending, and it seems to be one of Stephenson's weak points as a writer. He just hasn't figured out how to handle plot exposition without having a long monologue. Even though he seems to have avoided putting the climax reveal in a monologue since Snow Crash, everything I've read by him has long sections where characters do almost nothing but lecture each other.

    18. Re:The only question that really matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Stephenson apologizes at the end of Anathem for the abruptness of the ending. ;-)

      Spoiler alert! - this is the actual end of the book!

      You might find it odd that a story like this one ends with [redacted to prevent real spoiler], as if it were a popular speely, or a comedy acted out on a stage. But in that we started so many things in that moment, we brought to their ends many others that have been the subject matter of this account, and so here is where I draw a line across the leaf and call it the end.

      I still think it's a great book.

    19. Re:The only question that really matters by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      I started with Cryptonomicon and have read most of the other stuff since, and I must say that I liked most of it very much. But maybe Snow Crash the most.

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    20. Re:The only question that really matters by mdm42 · · Score: 1

      ...for me it's Zodiac.

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    21. Re:The only question that really matters by DaedylusSL · · Score: 1

      About the end of Cryptonomicon: I was miffed when I got the end of it, too. "What happens next?" I wondered. Then I realized that somewhere before the ending, Avi (or whatever Randy's friend's name was) told Randy and Goto Dengo exactly what he wanted to do with the gold. He was going to spend as much as possible to make sure another holocaust never happens. I assume that's what happens after the last page of the book. The ending was there, but it wasn't at the end of the book. Weird. Of course, that hasn't stopped me from wading my way through the Baroque Cycle, too. I started in January and I've got about 200 pages left in The Confusion. I figure I'll finish System of the World somewhere around Christmas....

  4. leading zeroes by tverbeek · · Score: 0

    "01999" and "02008"? Methinks someone is taking the cautionary example of Y2K a little too far.

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    1. Re:leading zeroes by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      I got two jokes for that one.

      By the time you're done reading a book by Neal Stephenson, you're going to need that extra digit.

      and

      You think that's overkill, you should see how many IP Addresses are in IPV6.

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    2. Re:leading zeroes by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      Well, from the link about Longnow from TFA,

      * The Long Now Foundation uses five digit dates, the extra zero is to solve the deca-millennium bug which will come into effect in about 8,000 years.

      So yes, it's looking forward to avoid problems based upon our experiences with Y2K. What I want to know is: What about the centamilleniall approximately 98,000 years from now? Should be 001999 and 002008. Talk about short-sighted...

      Won't somebody think of the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-[...]-great-grandchildren?

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    3. Re:leading zeroes by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

      Of course, some systems consider the leading 0 to be a notation that the number's in base 8, so both of those would be invalid dates. 02007 is actually 1031 CE ... and then it jumps to 02010 for 1031 CE.

      2008 CE would then be 03730, and 1999 CE would be 03717.

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    4. Re:leading zeroes by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      here I just assumed that there was a typo and the x was missing, as in 0x2008, or, the year 8200 in decimal, fits with the typical sci-fi future thing.

  5. Urgh... by TechnoBunny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "a genre bending alt-future-retro world where mechani-punk technology meets space opera in a blend of the best of Snow Crash and the Baroque Cycle." Sounds horrific.

    1. Re:Urgh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      You don't like Snow Crash? Get the fuck out of here. Your Slashdot license has been revoked.

    2. Re:Urgh... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2

      Looks like you missed the few dozen words preceding Snow Crash. I agree, that description makes it sound horrible, but I know it will be at the very least halfway decent. Got my pre-order in.

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    3. Re:Urgh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "a genre bending alt-future-retro world where mechani-punk technology meets space opera in a blend of the best of Snow Crash and the Baroque Cycle."

      Sounds horrific.

      I threw up in my mouth

    4. Re:Urgh... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Try eating less at one time.

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  6. I have nothing useful to contribute, other than... by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 0

    Other than to say that I am probably unhealthily excited about this. The Baroque Cycle proved ( to me at least ) that Stephenson's a great writer. His earlier books had great ideas and great characters but didn't stitch together well at the end. A little too much of the old deaus-ex-machina. But the Baroque Cycle was nearly flawless.

    So, he has my money. I'm buying it the day I can get my dirty mitts on it.

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  7. Waiting for a review of the ending by tb()ne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I read Cryptonomicon and Snow Crash and thought both were great, except for the endings. I thought the endings were rushed, as if he spent a years carefully writing each novel until his publisher suddenly showed up at his door and said "Dude, you've got 24 hours to finish this novel." I'm waiting for a specific review of the ending of this one before I decide whether to buy.

    1. Re:Waiting for a review of the ending by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just pencil in "and they all lived happily ever after". Problem solved.

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    2. Re:Waiting for a review of the ending by SputnikPanic · · Score: 1

      I've not read everything that Stephenson's written so far, but as I understand it, Cryptonomicon had the most ending-like ending.

      Great endings, bad endings, no endings -- regardless, the ride with Stephenson is fun so I'm definitely going to be picking up Anathem.

    3. Re:Waiting for a review of the ending by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      as if he spent a years carefully writing each novel until his publisher suddenly showed up at his door and said "Dude, you've got 24 hours to finish this novel."

      My interpretation has always been that he just got sick and tired of the whole project and said, "Fuck it! What's the shortest path here between me and a payday?"

    4. Re:Waiting for a review of the ending by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Snow Crash lost me on about page 3, where it turns out the hero's name is actually "Hiro Protagonist."

      I don't know what kind of art-house BS that is, but talk about breaking the fourth wall. I saw it through to the end, but the book seemed to be mostly just gross-out scenes (do we really need the detailed description of the piked police officer?), terrible puns ("maybe they'll listen to Reason"), and juvenile humor/stuff a 12-year-old would find cool. Oh, and it turns out that Hiro Protagonist is not only a pizza driver for the mob who owns the best and fastest car ever, but he single-handedly built an entire virtual environment, also he saves the entire world. And he's an expert sword fighter. And all that other BS.

      It's a shame, because there are really some good ideas in there, but you have to get through a lot of crap to get to them, and then they're totally wasted.

    5. Re:Waiting for a review of the ending by h3llfish · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Endings are for children. The Little Engine That Could has an ending. I don't mean to insult you for preferring that the narrative wraps itself up in a tidy package. There is something satisfying about that, but I think that more adult and more complex stories don't lend themselves to that kind of storytelling. Endings, whether happy or sad, are always somewhat artificial. There is always more story to tell. I really didn't mind the way that Diamond Age ended at all. Sure, there were plenty of narrative loose ends to wrap up, but from a thematic standpoint, the story was over. The author's point(s) had been made.

    6. Re:Waiting for a review of the ending by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      I thought it was awesome, but I play the keyboards in a ELP tribute band called "Excessive, Loud, and Pretentious".

    7. Re:Waiting for a review of the ending by tb()ne · · Score: 1

      You apparently misinterpreted my post. I never stated that they didn't have endings (although many others have stated just that). I indicated that the endings seemed rushed, which is independent of whether every plot element is neatly resolved.

      Even with my infantile intellect and love of children's books, I don't require that all plot elements be neatly resolved at the end (last page) of a novel to enjoy it. But I also won't assume that a novel with a crappy ending must just be adult and complex.

    8. Re:Waiting for a review of the ending by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      What about it made it seem rushed, if not loose ends in the plot?

    9. Re:Waiting for a review of the ending by tb()ne · · Score: 1

      It's been a while since I read either of them. I'd have to go re-read the endings to tell you specifically why I felt that way.

      I really have no problem with "loose" endings. In fact, the ones left open-ended keep me thinking about them much longer than ones with tidy endings. Despite how much people complained about it, I thought the (non)ending of the Sopranos was near perfect.

    10. Re:Waiting for a review of the ending by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the Sopranos ending didn't bother me either. David Chase was in such a predicament. Whether Tony lived or died, a lot of people would be pissed. So I thought he took a pretty clever way out - sort of a Kobiashi Maru for writers.

      I'm so anti-spoiler that I won't even read reviews of novels or movies until after I'm done. Even when they think they're being nice and not spoilering, they still give away things that I'd prefer to discover on my own. With a writer that I have enjoyed as much as Stephenson, I'll just read anything he writes, regardless of reviews. His work is far from perfect, but certainly I consider him worth my time.

    11. Re:Waiting for a review of the ending by tb()ne · · Score: 1

      I liked the ending because there was always that tension about what was going to happen to him and his family so they just transfered that tension to the viewer. Plus, he cleverly set up the ending a few episodes before when Tony talked about everything going black while he was in the boat on the lake. I admit I panicked for about 20 seconds thinking my TV died right at the conclusion.

      Ditto on Stephenson. I just have to tell myself "it's the journey, not the destination," then I'm ok. Plus, I still have to scratch Diamond Age off my reading list.

      Well, I think we're more than adequately off topic at this point. Good talk.

    12. Re:Waiting for a review of the ending by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      There's a saying that a futurist is a science fiction writer who can't come up with a plot. I always get the opposite feeling with Stephenson's books. He desperately wants to be writing textbooks about the history of technology, but no one will publish him unless he writes fiction (a shame, since 'In the Beginning...was the Command Line' was really good).

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  8. Re:01999? 02008? by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, obviously since it starts with a zero it's in octal. Mmmmh.. except for some reason calc.exe doesn't like 8s and 9s when I try to punch these as octal numbers...

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  9. GAH by _KiTA_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Read Rose's complete posting for more information about the release of the book, which he describes as set "in a genre bending alt-future-retro world where mechani-punk technology meets space opera in a blend of the best of Snow Crash and the Baroque Cycle."

    My god, I've gone cross-eyed.

    1. Re:GAH by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sounds like steampunk Star Wars except that Han blasts Pennywise and Sex Pistols in the cockpit and occasionally makes out with Chewbacca. Not for the kiddies.

    2. Re:GAH by SputnikPanic · · Score: 1

      And when I first heard about this book a month or two ago, I somehow thought it'd be similar in setting to A Canticle For Leibowitz. I was intending to read Canticle before Anathem for purposes of comparison, but based on Anathem's discription, I'm guessing now that's no longer necessary. Still interested in reading Canticle eventually, though.

    3. Re:GAH by TimHunter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Read Canticle. It's the only book Walter Miller ever wrote. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canticle_for_Leibowitz/

    4. Re:GAH by estarriol · · Score: 1

      You mean "the only book Walter Miller finished and published whilst alive". See St. Leibowitz and the Wild Horse Woman

    5. Re:GAH by turtledawn · · Score: 1

      It's really short and rather interesting. Just put it someplace you have to spend a few minutes each day (on top of the microwave, maybe) and you'll be through it in at most two weeks. Alternately set aside three to six hours and just go through it straight.

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    6. Re:GAH by operagost · · Score: 1

      No for me, either. I'm not into bent Wookies.

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    7. Re:GAH by jefu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A Canticle for Liebowitz is probably one of the top 20 or so true science fiction classics (as opposed to fantasy or weird) and is worth a read (and a reread).

  10. Misread Genre as Gender by tjstork · · Score: 0

    The thought of transvestites in spaceships singing some kind of opera put me off a little bit. I blinked and read it again. Oh, thank god!

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  11. 0what 0is 0with 0the 0zeroes 0? by wardk · · Score: 1, Funny

    prefixing a zero onto the date is GENIUS!

    and so very very cool.

    when will mySQL start storing dates in MMDDYYYYY format?

    or is it more properly 0MMDDYYYY?

    I want my iPhone to display years this way, because it's sooooooo cool

    1. Re:0what 0is 0with 0the 0zeroes 0? by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 1

      Do you really think your IPhone will last long enough to need this leading zero? Except for the *coolness*, it will be *useless*...

    2. Re:0what 0is 0with 0the 0zeroes 0? by Mountaineer1024 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd be happy if the damn thing displayed dates as YYYYMMDD, because then I don't have to bother trying to figure out if it's in US (MMDD) or the rest of the world (DDMM) style.

      You guys keep going with your inches, pounds and gallons bit though, I get a laugh whenever an expensive toy smashes into another planet.

    3. Re:0what 0is 0with 0the 0zeroes 0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys keep going with your inches, pounds and gallons bit though, I get a laugh whenever an expensive toy smashes into another planet.

      Haha! I love it. If I ever logged into /. I'd mod you up.

    4. Re:0what 0is 0with 0the 0zeroes 0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You guys keep going with your inches, pounds and gallons bit though, I get a laugh whenever an expensive toy smashes into another planet.

      A native got a video of the explosion on his cell phone. You can watch it at www.youtube.mars

      Search "Dumb Earthlings". It's the third entry down.

    5. Re:0what 0is 0with 0the 0zeroes 0? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what a hateful post. i'm sorry that you can't be a bigger man and let things go.

    6. Re:0what 0is 0with 0the 0zeroes 0? by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 1

      We slashdotted it :-(.

  12. Smoking dollar bills most likely * . by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    The Long Now Foundation:
    10,000 Year Membership
    We now offer a millennial opportunity for a non-transferable 10,000-year membership to The Long Now Foundation. This Membership costs ten thousand dollars and the first 7 10,000 Year Members receive a unique signed and numbered print from Brian Eno.

    Actually I understand they're preparing for the next software/overflow bug.

    * so that would be cocaine ?

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    1. Re:Smoking dollar bills most likely * . by SputnikPanic · · Score: 1

      We now offer a millennial opportunity for a non-transferable 10,000-year membership to The Long Now Foundation. This Membership costs ten thousand dollars

      Shoot, why didn't I think of this? This is genius! On par with the guy who came up with the idea of selling star names!

    2. Re:Smoking dollar bills most likely * . by greenpanda · · Score: 1

      At a dollar a year, that's a bargain! Count me in - and my wife!

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  13. Re:I have nothing useful to contribute, other than by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But the Baroque Cycle was nearly flawless.

    Having enjoyed Snow Crash and Cryptonomicon, I really wanted to like the Baroque Cycle. After trudging through the first 200 pages that practically dared the reader to continue, I gave up on it. Where was the hook that made Snow Crash and Crypto such page turners?

    (and don't say page 201)

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  14. Re:01999? 02008? by smitty97 · · Score: 3, Funny

    its the Y10K bug

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  15. Geez by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

    in a genre bending alt-future-retro world where mechani-punk technology meets space opera in a blend of the best of Snow Crash and the Baroque Cycle."

    Wow. I'm already bored.

  16. Edited for clarity and asshattery by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...which he describes as set "in a [...] world"

    There, that's better.

    1. Re:Edited for clarity and asshattery by DaftShadow · · Score: 1

      ...which he describes as set "in a [...] world"

      There, that's better.

      Fixed that for you. :)

  17. Re:01999? 02008? by famebait · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't worry. It's just an in-joke for those who read _and_ understood the summary.

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  18. why not by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 0

    why not use letters instead of digits as a prefix? that should push the Y100K problem back a few years.

    would it be so hard to write A2008.....B2008...etc?

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  19. Bad number by Spazmania · · Score: 0

    01999 is a faulty number. Octal digits are only 0 to 7. :P

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  20. Jesus fuck... by famebait · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Will all the leading-zero whiners please take 0.5 fucking seconds to think about what a "millennium clock" might be?

    Seriously, get your act together, people. This is supposed to be news for nerds, here.

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    1. Re:Jesus fuck... by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      A millennium clock is a decemmillennium bug.

    2. Re:Jesus fuck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will all the leading-zero whiners please take 0.5 fucking seconds to think about what a "millennium clock" might be? Seriously, get your act together, people. This is supposed to be news for nerds, here.

      Will all the leading-zero-whiner whiners please take 5 fucking seconds to learn what a significant figure might be?

      Seriously, get your act together, people. This is supposed to be news for nerds, here.

  21. Re:I have nothing useful to contribute, other than by Fractal+Law · · Score: 1

    Sadly, there wasn't one.
     
    The books really did come together as a positive literary experience in System of the World but more in the sense that the many threads come together and tie in with Cryptonomicon rather than being an actual page turner.

  22. Some other reviews of the book by raydulany · · Score: 2, Informative
    People in LibraryThing's Early Reviewers program were able to get advance copies a few months ago in return for posting reviews. The length of the reviews runs from really short to fairly long.

    Alas, I didn't win one.

    While you're there, sign up for a lifetime membership, or, if you're cheap or broke, a free membership. It's only fair, since my posting this might cause all their bandwidth to be eaten up.

  23. Re:I'll say sorry in advance by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

    Er...the submitter is the one using the extra 0. The submitter is not the author.

  24. Ask Slashdot: buying First Editions by Cinnamon+Whirl · · Score: 1

    Stephenson! Big fan :)
    I usually get his books in hardback, but do publishers still release first editions, or limited runs of books with special bindings. If so, how do you get hold of these?


    PS That US cover is awful (again). UK one is slightly better

  25. a blend??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a blend of the best of Snow Crash and the Baroque Cycle.

    That's like a blend of the best of Tiramisu and Beef Jerky... The only thing that those stories had in common was the author. Vastly different styles, they weren't even in the same genera, as far as I'm concerned. Snow Crash was a fun romp with intelligent, thought-provoking sidelines; The Baroque Cycle lost me [to boredom] 1/2 way into the first book.

    1. Re:a blend??? by Redfeather · · Score: 1

      But Will It Blend?

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  26. Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by argent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Diamond Age had the same problem.

    Reading a Neal Stephenson novel is like strapping yourself into the back seat of a converted jet trainer to tour the Grand Canyon. For a lot of people, by the time they've gotten used to dodging pillars of rock at half the speed of sound and they're really enjoying the view the pilot flips over the rim and... that's all, tour's over.

    I get used to the view pretty quick, and I've come to accept the endings, so I'll be picking up ANATHEM anyway.

    1. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by BeardsmoreA · · Score: 1

      No, reading the Baroque cycle is like strapping yourself to a tree and hoping that at some point a caveman will come along and invent the wheel so that you might get moving. I like SC and Cryptonomicon a lot. Quicksilver disappeared so far up its historical fiction behind you couldn't see the story any more (I gave up on them after that admittedly, maybe the other two improved.)

    2. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by argent · · Score: 1

      No, reading the Baroque cycle is like strapping yourself to a tree [...]

      I didn't strap myself to that tree (or at least I cut myself loose before the end of the first volume). I'm talking about his science fiction, not his Swiss Family Robinson version of the 17th century.

    3. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes he does.
      Read "The Big U".
      It has a very nearly perfect ending, after being hundreds of pages of crazy raving that only a very bright writer desperately homesick for dorm life would find worthwhile.
      And then this wonderful ending.

      I think he spent his lifetime supply of wrapping-up on that one book, and now he's stuck with the rest of his books ending like life: just sort of wandering off aimlessly.

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    4. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by HardCase · · Score: 1

      I read The Big U when I was in college, so I guess that it was a little more situationally applicable (or whatever other multisyllabic terminology applies).

      Snow Crash and The Diamond Age are also favorites of mine. But something bizarre happened after that. It's as if Stephenson began a torrid, years-long relationship with an unabridged thesaurus. Either that, or his publisher started paying by the word.

    5. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by maxume · · Score: 1

      He can go a little over the top, but does it really strike you as 'looked up a word' all over the place? I don't really get that impression.

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    6. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      It's as if Stephenson began a torrid, years-long relationship with an unabridged thesaurus. Either that, or his publisher started paying by the word.

      Or maybe Stephen R. Donaldson has been using the Neal Stephenson persona all along, and the mask has finally slipped. Or maybe I need to stop smoking catnip. Seriously, though, if you think the Stephenson abuses his thesaurus, check out Donaldson's "Thomas Covenant" books.

    7. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by HardCase · · Score: 1

      I read the Thomas Covenant books when they were first published. Maybe that's the third option - he's channeling Donaldson.

    8. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by HardCase · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean it literally. Let's just say that he went from the KISS style of prose in his first books to something a little more, well, florid.

    9. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      Well, at least Stephenson hasn't given any of his villains a name like "Lord Foul". I'd say that's a name out of a Japanese console RPG, but I think Donaldson started writing before the advent of JRPGs.

    10. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 1

      Or more like those pilots in Afghanistan for a private military company. They were flying through canyons as if through the Death Star whooping and hollering.

      The black box recorded their last words which were "I can't believe we get paid for doing this!"

      At which point the canyon ended and the plane hit the wall.

    11. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by argent · · Score: 1

      Hiro Protagonist?

    12. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by SpammersAreScum · · Score: 1

      Or, perhaps he decided the hilarious ending of "The Big U" (definitely worth reading) was too over the top, and has been overcompensating ever since?

    13. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Diamond Age had the same problem.

      Reading a Neal Stephenson novel is like strapping yourself into the back seat of a converted jet trainer to tour the Grand Canyon. For a lot of people, by the time they've gotten used to dodging pillars of rock at half the speed of sound and they're really enjoying the view the pilot flips over the rim and... that's all, tour's over.

      I get used to the view pretty quick, and I've come to accept the endings, so I'll be picking up ANATHEM anyway.

      amen

    14. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Thing is: it was a *perfect* ending. It was exactly what was supposed to happen.
      If you take a bunch of English comp classes, one of the things you bring home is the current idea of a well-formed story: that when you read the ending, it offers a surprise, some sort of insight, but once you've read it you know it's the way it should've ended.
      That's what Stephenson wrote.
      I just wish he could do the same thing with Snow Crash and the like. (I'd argue that in some ways he pulled off a pretty good ending with Snow Crash, actually, and with Zodiac, but neither was as pleasing as The Big U.)

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    15. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by argent · · Score: 1

      That's kind of a metaphor for life, you know. There's no way out of the canyon for any of us, you're going to hit the wall anyway, you might as well whoop and holler and get a good last line on the cockpit voice recorder.

    16. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      Capcom is saving that for Devil May Cry 5.

    17. Re:Neal Stephenson doesn't DO endings. by argent · · Score: 1

      Let's try that again with links:

      Hiro Protagonist?

  27. in other words by celle · · Score: 1

    "in a genre bending alt-future-retro world where mechani-punk technology meets space opera in a blend of the best of Snow Crash and the Baroque Cycle."

    Geek crap.

    1. Re:in other words by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      > Geek crap.

      Sorry...owmyballs.com is three doors down the hall on the left.

  28. I read it: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it is awesome: I just finished it. I found the first 500 pages to be incredible- Stephenson puts you right into this utterly familiar and also completely alien world- the scenes within the monastery are completely compelling.

  29. No decimal point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A '0' prefix is superfluous unless it's found AFTER a decimal point.

  30. Hey, I read his last one... by Illbay · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..."ATALAS SHRUGGED." It was very good, but not quite on par with his first novel, "THE FOUNTAINAHEAD."

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    1. Re:Hey, I read his last one... by McNally · · Score: 1

      "ATALAS SHRUGGED." It was very good, but not quite on par with his first novel, "THE FOUNTAINAHEAD."

      The title comes from the same root as "anathema".

    2. Re:Hey, I read his last one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anathem

  31. Re:01999? 02008? by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 0, Troll

    You realize this is Slashdot don't you?

    Oh, you must be new here. Welcome.

  32. less is more by Von+Rex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I found out all I wanted to know from Amazon -- the book is 960 pages long. The guy still doesn't have an editor with the balls to say no. Until he finds one, I can't get too excited about a new Neal Stephenson novel.

    Snow Crash was great. Cryptonomicon would have been great if he'd cut at least 300 pages of fluff. I didn't even bother with the Baroque books.

    He's very self-indulgent as a writer.

    1. Re:less is more by InfoHighwayRoadkill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Amen to that brother.

      Though Stephenson is not as bad a Douglas Coupland putting about 10 pages of digits of pi in Jpod.

      It seems a lot of modern writers do this sort of thing. IMHO it doesn't move the story along its literally filler. Ask them to write a tight, fast paced short story or novella and their minds would explode.

      I think I might sponsor a new literary competition....

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    2. Re:less is more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let alone the fact that he doesn't create real cyberpunk anymore; snow crash and the diamond age were great, but then he went bonkers and started doing alternative-history "steampunk" crap.

      Sorry, Neal-o, but when you jump the tracks to follow some dopey fad hoping there's money over there, you leave fans like me behind. We'll watch you jump the shark from a safe distance, mmmkay? :)

    3. Re:less is more by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The guy still doesn't have an editor with the balls to say no

      Sorry, no. He's got a publisher with the balls to let him write what he wants to, and willing to sell it to people who appreciate it. I would have missed any single paragraph removed from the Baroque Cycle, and remain grateful that he won whatever stare-down might have been necessary to get an editor or publisher to let him have it his way. It's wonderful work, and if you're in such a hurry to get back to your Wii, just limit yourself to comic books or something you can handle while in the bathroom. I hope that he doesn't give a moment's thought to lightening up. 960 pages? What's the big deal? Maybe for people with gnat-sized attention spans and shallow vocabularies. It's not meant to be fast - his stuff is meant to be savored.

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    4. Re:less is more by FlyingBishop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So would the whole of Russia. Honestly, you're just too lazy to try to sit through 1000 pages. Which is why you sit on Slashdot and read paragraphs that hardly begin to cover what they're talking about. So, if anything, modern writers do exactly the opposite of this: try to skim something down into a soundbite instead of giving it proper, deep treatment. Thank God some people can keep the fire alive.

    5. Re:less is more by dickens · · Score: 1

      Thanks for adding that detail. I'm now that much more eager to see it. Stephenson's books are long, but they have the numbers of characters, subplots and details to match. To my mind, they are free of fluff, crap or padding. In particular, the multiple narratives of of "The Baroque Cycle" really demand super-sizing.

      I can't argue with the point about the endings. Maybe if he wrote 1200 instead of 900 pages the end would be more satisfying. But the unsatisfying endings are not what I remember about his books. They provide a sense of transport that is unequaled in anything else I've read in the last 20 years. And it lasts longer!

    6. Re:less is more by dubl-u · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, no. He's got a publisher with the balls to let him write what he wants to, and willing to sell it to people who appreciate it.

      I don't buy it. Although I loved Snow Crash, I think there were editing problems all over that thing. And for Diamond Age, any editor with starch would have looked at the last chapter and said, "Seriously? That's how you're going to end this? Take two weeks of vacation and then we'll talk." That wasn't meant to be savored; it was meant to get him done with the book ASAP.

      The upside of a weak editor is that we get a lot of nice bits that another editor might have cut. The digression in Diamond Age into the label of the steak sauce in the pub during lunch with Napier and the Duke was one of those that pleased me particularly.

      However, at some point one has to trim enough to get a manageable book out the door. A fine French meal is meant to be savored, too, but there's a reason none of them run to a 230 courses over a continuous 48 hours at the table. I know a lot of heavy readers, serious readers, and 75% of them didn't even bother starting the third volume of the Baroque Cycle. After two volumes, they'd had more than their fill.

      just limit yourself to comic books or something you can handle while in the bathroom

      Was there some particular need to be a prick about this? The other guy's comment seemed like a reasonable statement of personal preference.

    7. Re:less is more by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Was there some particular need to be a prick about this?

      Maybe not. I guess I'm tired of people who see a long book (which they haven't even bothered to pick up!) and simply default to saying it, or the author, or editor have failed. It's what's wrong with a great deal of our culture these days, and speaks volumes (if you'll pardon the pun) about the diseased state of our collective attention span. It's why people can't get through a two-page science article and draw some useful conclusions. It's why people can't vote sensibly. It's why so much potentially great entertainment - in all media - is chasing its own tail down the drain, searching for the lowest common denominator. Spanking Neal Stephenson and his editors for the length of the Baroque Cycle is to utterly, completely miss the point of that piece of work (and indeed of Stephenson's purpose for writing it and his choice of style).

      I loved Snow Crash, I think there were editing problems all over that thing.

      Yup. Likewise with Cryptonomicon. By the time he got to the B.C., he'd come a long way, I think. Greatly improved. I'll always admire T.S. Elliot for saying, "I'd have written you a shorter letter, but I didn't have time." Brevity - well used - can be a delight. But that isn't the only delight. People who don't like the Baroque Cycle probably couldn't make it through a Dorothy Dunnett novel, either (to say nothing of the series of them needed to actually tell a complete tale). It's a style one likes, or one does not. But not liking something meant to last you through many long evenings of reading doesn't mean that the author or his editor have somehow failed.

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    8. Re:less is more by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Let alone the fact that he doesn't create real cyberpunk anymore; snow crash and the diamond age were great, but then he went bonkers and started doing alternative-history "steampunk" crap.

      He doesn't claim to write cyberpunk anymore - everything since Cryptonomicon on is plain old historical fiction, with a geeky bent; and there is nothing "steampunk" about it either. I am not sure what "fad" you are talking about here, I guess "fiction"?

      He hasn't written cyberpunk for over a decade now, is it really worth it to keep complaining that he stopped? We only really need one William Gibson.

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    9. Re:less is more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, I just can't understand you with all that Neal Stephenson in your mouth. It's not polite to do that in public.

    10. Re:less is more by dpilot · · Score: 1

      If there's either a Shaftoe or Waterhouse in there, forget it. I enjoyed Snow Crash, Diamond Age, and Cryptonomicon, even if as others have said, Stephenson has a rough time bringing a story to a close. But when I saw the "Baroque Cycle" with Shaftoe and Waterhouse characters, set before Cryptonomicon, I fled.

      So since Anthem is after Cryptonomicon, I may well give it a try, even with Shaftoe and Waterhouse, though their presence would surely lower this book in my priority scheme of what I spend lifespan reading.

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    11. Re:less is more by againjj · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'll always admire T.S. Elliot for saying, "I'd have written you a shorter letter, but I didn't have time."

      This is the first time that I have seen this quote attributed to T. S. Elliot. Usually I see it attributed to Mark Twain, who did in fact use it. However, it comes from before him. It has been attributed to Samuel Johnson as well, but it is not his either. Instead, it comes from Blaise Pascal's "Lettres Provinciales", Letter XVI in 1657:

      Mes Reverends Peres, mes lettres n'avaient pas accoutume de se suivre de si pres, ni d'etre si etendues. Le peu de temps que j'ai eu a ete cause de l'un et de l'autre. Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue que parce que je n'ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte.

      http://fr.wikisource.org/wiki/Les_Provinciales_-_Seizi%C3%A8me_lettre_aux_r%C3%A9v%C3%A9rends_p%C3%A8res_j%C3%A9suites

      My Reverend Fathers, my letters are not accustomed to follow so closely, nor to be so extensive. The limited time that I had was because of one thing and another. I made it longer because I have not had the opportunity to make it shorter.

      Please forgive my poor translation.

      http://www.samueljohnson.com/apocryph.html

      http://www.37signals.com/svn/posts/454-why-most-copywriting-on-the-web-sucks

      http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?TimeToMakeItShort

      http://lists.village.virginia.edu/lists_archive/Humanist/v05/0444.html

    12. Re:less is more by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

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    13. Re:less is more by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      It's not up to an editor to determine artistic choices. Some people want to write like Hemingway, some want to write like Joyce. Part of his style is that his stories don't have traditional structure. Some people appreciate it, you obviously don't. But don't act as if it's some sort of absolute value that a short, concisely told story is what everyone is looking for. At least judge it by what it's *trying to be*.

    14. Re:less is more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not liking something meant to last you through many long evenings of reading doesn't mean that the author or his editor have somehow failed.

      I agree wholeheartedly, but it's hard to get that through to people who believe that unless every single customer/subscriber/reader/viewer is 100% happy, the product is a failure.

    15. Re:less is more by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      It's not up to an editor to determine artistic choices.

      It's up to the editor to represent the reader, and to a lesser extent the publisher and the author's saner moments. My impression, and that of others, is that he's run his editors ragged. "Too fucking long" can be an artistic choice, but for most authors it's just a sign that they picked an editor weaker than them.

      Some people appreciate it, you obviously don't.

      Yes, that's exactly why I've read everything he's written, bar the last volume of the Baroque cycle.

    16. Re:less is more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We only really need one William Gibson.

      I would argue that it would be nice to have a William Gibson that's better than Gibson himself, and that's what Stephenson was with Snow Crash. But eh, either way Stephenson is worth a read.

    17. Re:less is more by m50d · · Score: 1
      Ask them to write a tight, fast paced short story or novella and their minds would explode.

      Or they'd do their best thing yet. Alistair Reynolds is a great example of this - most of his books are decent enough, but pretty bloated; then you read diamond dogs/turquoise days and he's fit everything you get out of his 500-page novels and more into a 100-page novella, and he's done it twice, and it's superb. More shorter books would be a great improvement to modern writing; I have to chalk it down to the demise of editors - that and publishers wanting to be able to charge more for the same number of books

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    18. Re:less is more by hpycmprok · · Score: 0

      ... The digression in Diamond Age into the label of the steak sauce in the pub during lunch with Napier and the Duke ...

      This type of outrageous list seems to be recurrent in Stephenson's work. It's an interesting and effective device, but it is a device and one that he seems to use frequently.

    19. Re:less is more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't have time to read your entire windy post, but I'll summarize my thoughts here: Shit Cock

    20. Re:less is more by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I have no problem reading long novels when they have a lot of content, the problem is when they just have a lot of words. Something like the Night's Dawn Trillogy, at around 3,000 pages, or A Song of Fire and Ice at 3,500 or so and still growing is fine. I'll read, and even re-read them. But if I get a thousand pages in, and think there was about a hundred pages of content, I'll be disappointed. There's a massive difference between a book that creates a massive and complex world and draws the reader into it, and one that's just long.

      I'm also not talking about lots of description. Something like Lord of the Rings doesn't have more than a hundred pages of plot, but the long passages of description bring the book to life. Lots of irrelevant rambling, however, really kills my enjoyment of a book.

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    21. Re:less is more by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      didn't have time to read your entire windy post

      Yeah, there's nothing more demanding than two paragraphs and dozen or so sentences. But at least you had the good manners to take at least some time out of your day to make sure we all know what clever girl you are. I mean, at eleven years old, it's cool that you're visiting a site like this at all, instead of just shoplifting hair accessories at the mall with your friends. Keep up the good work!

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    22. Re:less is more by instarx · · Score: 1

      You are exactly right - words, words, words. Pages-long descriptions of mundane objects like door-frames, parking lots and watches. He does have good story ideas, but he isn't a good enough writer to turn them into anything readable.

    23. Re:less is more by instarx · · Score: 1

      Length is not a style.

      I'll tell you what is going on, and it isn't literature. Stephenson's books cost a lot to buy simply because they are huge. They are huge because they have fill, fill, and more fill. They have fill, fill, and more fill because they give the publisher and Stephenson more profit per volume sold.

      Stephenson's books are the equivalent of buying books by the yard.

      I would bet money that 50% of any Stephenson book is typed in by some intern transcribing from the voice recorder Neal had on his latest trip to the mall.

    24. Re:less is more by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Length is not a style.

      Who said anything about style? Length is length. If it takes you a page of words to explain something like how early stock trading was done in Baroque Germany, then it takes you a page. That's not a style, it a decision to include that information in the book. If he decided to include it, but described it using too few words to actually convey the information and its context, what would be the point?

      I would bet money that 50% of any Stephenson book is typed in by some intern transcribing from the voice recorder Neal had on his latest trip to the mall.

      I'll take that bet. It's a shame you don't actually read and comprehend what he writes. If he was literally filling pages for the sake of doing so, then the information, characters, and concepts that he builds up and has fun with wouldn't actually be meaningful to the plot or the subject... but they are, of course, and you'd know that if you bothered. Incidentally, he writes out his manuscripts by hand. With a pen, on paper. Quaint, but that's that. It probably serves very well as a means to make him think through each passage more carefully before jotting it down. I know that would make me more economical in my thoughts and writing, but my handwriting is terrible.

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    25. Re:less is more by instarx · · Score: 1

      "Spanking Neal Stephenson and his editors for the length of the Baroque Cycle is to utterly, completely miss the point of that piece of work (and indeed of Stephenson's purpose for writing it and his choice of style)."

      Gee, it sure SEEMS like you called Stephenson's lengthiness a style.

      If he was literally filling pages for the sake of doing so, then the information, characters, and concepts that he builds up and has fun with wouldn't actually be meaningful to the plot or the subject...

      Couldn't agree more. Tell me how five pages of parking lot description (including the height of the curbs) in Cryptnomicon was meaningful to the plot. Seems to me you just made my point that he is filling pages just to fill pages.

      Incidentally, he writes out his manuscripts by hand.

      Ok, maybe an intern doesn't transcribe it, but I still bet he uses a voice recorder to get all that excruciating detail on curb height that is apparently so necessary to the plot (at least to people who confuse words with plot).

    26. Re:less is more by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Tell me how five pages of parking lot description (including the height of the curbs) in Cryptnomicon was meaningful to the plot

      As I mentioned earlier in the thread, I think that his earlier stuff, including Cryptonomicon, were pretty tone-deaf that way. The Baroque Cycle is a vast improvement, with his musings and minute details being far more directly tied to his narrative arc and his character/scene development. On reading Cryptonomicon, I found myself sometimes rolling my eyes over his need to cultivate quite such a Nerdly atmosphere. His powers of observation and research are obvious, and he enjoys displaying them - but in the B.C., he clearly found a way to harness them more usefully, and put them to work in the service of the story he was telling.

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    27. Re:less is more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG, thank you Mr. Stinky Conic Section! Did you build up this cone of scent of yours during an extended Neal Stephenson reading session? Or is it formed from the smeg built up during your mental masturbation afterward?

  33. The Long Now by Redfeather · · Score: 1

    Long term planning is nothing new. The Antikythera Mechanism, for one, was designed long before computers and had the task of calculating(very accurately in fact) the exact paths and positions of the local celestial bodies. However, while the mechanism itself withstood enough chronological decay to allow current epoch researchers to piece it back together, it's unlikely that it was constructed with forethought, and no documentation or preparation seemed evident in its discovery. As Hillis mentions in his essay:

    "I think of the oak beams in the ceiling of College Hall at New College, Oxford. Last century, when the beams needed replacing, carpenters used oak trees that had been planted in 1386 when the dining hall was first built. The 14th-century builder had planted the trees in anticipation of the time, hundreds of years in the future, when the beams would need replacing. Did the carpenters plant new trees to replace the beams again a few hundred years from now?

    I wonder if other current builders use this practice, or if our "Now Now Now" attitude precludes it's usefulness?

    Fiction explores this concept often. The Kwisatz Haderach in Frank Herbert's Dune is a great example. The Babylon 5 series and it's undercurrents of recursive history is another. Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time. The Lexx series - the original movies, not their child series that has been recently run.

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  34. This book will do for cyberpunk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This book will do for cyberpunk what Cryptonomicon did for crytography: make a bunch of idiots think they understand it while at the same time showing the author's own ignorance to anyone who actually does have a clue about the subject.

    Luckily the "cyberpunk" genre is already full of pedantic authors with less talent than Steve Ballmer (cough*gibson*cough), so Stephenson will fit right in.

  35. A specific review of the ending by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

    The butler did it. There, I said it.

  36. Re:I have nothing useful to contribute, other than by IchNiSan · · Score: 1

    What did it for me was 20 hours in various airports over the course of a week and a half. Having spent the money I trudged through it, and started to like it about 2/3's of the way through. AFter that "The confusion" and "System of the world" were bonus.

  37. Quicksilver is a slog at first by sjbe · · Score: 1

    After trudging through the first 200 pages that practically dared the reader to continue, I gave up on it.

    The first half of Quicksilver is something of a slog. Not Stephenson's finest work. However from the second half onward it gets MUCH better. The Baroque Cycle is overall well done (if overly long) and I quite enjoyed it but the series takes a while to get going.

  38. Learning to Read the Existing Millennium Clock by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Bruce Sterling (coined the term "cyberpunk" for associate William Gibson's SF style that he imitated) promoted the Millennium Clock (Clock of the Long Now, from the Long Now Foundation) on his "eco-future design revolution" Viridian movement mailing list. We discussed it at length, but everyone missed the point.

    The #1 design problem in a Millennium Clock is how to be sure that people 10,000 years from now (and along the way) will be able to "read" the clock, make sense of the clock's striking. Knowing that it's a "clock", knowing that it struck before at regular intervals, that it will strike again. "How to tell the time?" is a problem more for the uncontrolled people the clock is designed to signal, than it is for a clock that can at least theoretically be controlled from its beginnings across millennia.

    Mechanical failures or 100% success is irrelevant if people as far in the future from now as we are from shortly after the end of the last Ice Age, twice as distant as the people whose ancient Egyptian and Sumerian writing is decipherable only by the most learned experts, can't recognize the clock enough that they know it's marking time.

    So I proposed that we concentrate on that problem. After all, we've already got a giant, maintenance free, frictionless and durable clockwork flying around the sky every day. The Sun, Moon, Earth, planets and stars are all marking time every day. Their alignments at each year, century and millennium are evident to everyone on Earth, distinctive, and already "built". What we need to do to ensure our descendants can read any clock through the next 10,000 years is exactly the same task for inventing a mechanical clock we build and encode with time symbols, and for discovering how to use the existing "clock" (that humans have already used as timekeeper for our whole history).

    Maybe we should indeed build some monuments pointing at the "clock". Maybe to indulge our current fetish for precision matter engineering in the service of information manipulation, we sould build precise models of the sky at each time the clock strikes. Maybe we should spread thousands of Volkswagen sized synthetic diamonds, into which glowing radioactive doped renderings of the sky at each "gong" are obvious to everyone. Perhaps with a "Rosetta Stone" embedded inside, showing how we presently represent those times at those gongs (eg. "00:00 January 1, 2000 AD") also embedded in there, the privilege of the builders. Perhaps we should launch satellites (redundant - 10,000 years is a long time, even in the near-vacuum of orbit), powered by solar panels, that laser down to some such markers, burning away debris that might cover them, but passing through the readable, transparent monument. Perhaps we should carve the sequence of images into a circle on the face of the Moon, so anyone can glance up and compare the century/millennia arrangements in the Lunar pictures to the sky framing it.

    But building a clock that can be stolen, lost or broken, and which could easily become an unreadable enigma even if still available and moving in 10,000 years, is a distraction. In fact, our obsession with building that clock, rather than learning how to communicate with our distant descendants, shows just how important such a project is to its real goal: changing our naive approaches to longterm thinking. The failure of Version 1 of this Millennium Clock is a perfect expression of why we need to learn to devise a clock that succeeds.

    We missed the 2000 AD launch of a clock that people will recognize striking in 12,000 AD (or whatever they call it then). Lucky for us, we have 992 years to figure out how to do it right before the next deadline for what could become its first consecutive strike, that 10 millennia hence people will still know was a "clock" that started "now".

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    1. Re:Learning to Read the Existing Millennium Clock by ShadeOfBlue · · Score: 1

      While I agree there should be some sort of universally decipherable symbols to explain the date it displays, I don't think it's that big of a deal.

      Numbers - super easy to explain as long as the person has a conception of numbers. A little more elaboration than â 1, ââ 2, âââ 3, and so on might be necessary to make the base-10 system absolutely clear, but it shouldn't be too hard.

      Beyond that, it depends on the temporal resolution of the clock. If it includes hours, minutes, and seconds, then the fact that this object is some kind of rhythmic device ticking off regular periods of time would be self evident. If the smallest displayed increment was one year, then the curious observer might not immediately grasp that it is a clock, but if they are intrigued enough to figure out our numerology it shouldn't be too much of a stretch to include some pictograms explaining that each tick corresponds to one year.

      I would argue that they shouldn't include months, as our month system is such an arbitrary, irregular subdivision of the year. If they wanted finer division than a year, it seems they should skip straight to the number of days in this year. Pictograms of a day should be pretty easy too.

    2. Re:Learning to Read the Existing Millennium Clock by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, you're not getting it, either. How are you going to teach people to read the numbers 10,000 years from now? How many number systems did we actually have 10,000 or even just 3000 years ago that have become unrecognizable? How are you going to ensure that kind of continuing tradition across the next 10,000, when we already have so much power as people to make changes much faster than everyone did over nearly all the past 10,000 years?

      And even that is missing the forest for the trees. My point is that since you have to pick some kind of signal that will be understood 10,000 years from now, it's not the durability of the clock, but the persistence of the signal's intelligibility that is the problem. So why even bother tackling the problem of making a durable clock mechanism, when the visible sky already has such a durable mechanism, and could be converted with the same efforts at encoding it as a clock that a mechanical one would require?

      We already have longterm thinking in our species' reading the sky as a clock. If we want to experiment with doing so explicitly for the next 10,000 years, in any way that actually develops our longterm thinking, we should start with ourselves. Not some fancy materials that are ultimately an NP complete problem in the intractability of protecting a valuable artifact from theft or destruction. We should tackle the ignorance and insight part of the problem first. Then the rest of the problem is also mostly taken care of, with the existing materials already surrounding us.

      The point is that our current fashion of fashioning counters isn't nearly as longterm a feature as is our language and our planetary environment.

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    3. Re:Learning to Read the Existing Millennium Clock by ShadeOfBlue · · Score: 1

      Sorry, what was I not getting? What is so hard about drawing up a big chart that looks a bit like:
      o | 1
      oo | 2
      ooo | 3
      oooo | 4
      skip a few
      oooooooooo | 10
      and so on in more detail than I care to type here? And when drawing so many dots gets really tedious, then so long as you've established the equivalency between symbols in particular parts of the chart you could further hammer it in with [ 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 ][ 1000 ]. Maybe throw in the addition sign if you want. I guarantee you any group of people from the ancient greeks, to egyptians, to the mayans could figure out our numbering system with such a chart, provided they gave a damn enough to try.

      Sure, I don't know how to read ancient egyptian numbers, but I just looked it up, and guess what? It's a base ten numbering system. Numbers 1 through 9 are just so many dashes. 10 is a hump, 100 is a spiral, 1,000 is a lotus plant, 10,000 is a finger, 100,000 is a frog, and 1,000,000 is a god-dude. Add up 3 god-dudes, 5 frogs, 1 hump, and 4 dashes and you've got 3,500,014. I didn't need anyone to teach me, just look at the chart and an example number and I'm good to go in a few minutes. It might take someone from ancient egypt a bit more time to learn our numbering system as position is much more important for our system than theirs, but I'm sure they'd catch on eventually.

      Explaining numbers from scratch just isn't as hard as explaining language from scratch. Pictogramming notions such as thought, intent, conditionality, verb tenses, parts of speech, etc. gets really frickin' tough. Pictogramming quantities... not so tough. 10 by a pictogram of a cow is equivalent to a pictogram containing ten cows. 10 by a pictogram of a tree is equivalent to a pictogram of ten trees. Ok then, 10 specifies the quantity of an item.

      Now maybe future people just wouldn't give a damn about the clock, or be so primitive as to not have developed a notion of numbers beyond [1, 2, 3, 4, a bunch], but that doesn't seem to be your concern. People are damn well going to have a good conception of numbers before they'll be able to look at the position of the sun, moon, and stars and say, "Ah, such an alignment could have only occurred 9,752 years ago."

    4. Re:Learning to Read the Existing Millennium Clock by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      How are you going to be sure the chart lasts 10,000 years? How will they know that it's a conversion chart? How do you know that people in the future will have a Web to "look it up" in?

      For that matter, how do we know that people in 10,000 will indeed use numbers, in any symbols? We just found an Amazonian tribe that doesn't really use numbers, and they're contemporaneous with us.

      Besides, even if they can recognize that some object just showed some ancient symbols that some of their historian experts (if they have them) can recognize as a displayed quantity, how can we be sure they'll know that it counts time? Even if they do have similar concepts of cyclical time as we do now, how do we know they'll associate the time display with the passage of time? Let's say that various periods over the next 10,000 years see human development fall to the level of, say, the 1450 Sioux tribes. Would they recognize the clock display as a "clock", unless there were some cultural substrate that is really longterm in its duration, as using the sky as a calendar is already proven.

      I don't expect people to look at the sky and read it like a clock. I think it's also becoming evident that you didn't even RTFA. The Millennium Clock project is designing a clock that will indicate the passage of the years, decades, centuries and millennia for 10,000 years. We can rely on people's minds and culture remaining about the same over that period as they need to be to simply recognize that a picture of the sky represents the sky itself, or they're not really recognizably human. That's why it's a reliable method of "encoding" the clock's strikes. Numbers aren't nearly as reliable.

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    5. Re:Learning to Read the Existing Millennium Clock by ShadeOfBlue · · Score: 1

      First off, yes, I RTFA. Secondly, we're talking about making a mechanical device which with some semblance of accuracy keeps track of time over 10,000 years. Compared to that I don't see how making a chart last 10,000 years is much of a technical feat. Engrave it in something so you don't have to worry about ink fading, then apply whatever techniques you use to safeguard your clock from the weathering effects of time. I thought it would be an obvious enough move to make a physical copy of the chart and bolt that sucker to the front of the clock or near to it that I need not write it out. Apparently I was wrong.

      Will they know it's a conversion chart? Maybe not, but you know, people are decent pattern recognizers, presuming they're concerned enough to investigate, I think they'll realize that there's a reason we grouped [3 cows] with [cow cow cow] and [3 birds] with [bird bird bird] and then pick out the common elements.

      Speaking of RTFA, did you even read my responses before replying? For example, I already mentioned the possibility that future people might not have a well developed numbering system. In that case, yeah, it's gonna be hard to easily communicate the passage of long lengths of time to them. But you know, our numbering system wasn't given to us; we generated it, perhaps in a flash of insight or more likely it grew slowly from methods of keeping track of a small number of items into a system capable of representing arbitrary quantities. And maybe, just maybe, if our chart was really well done, and some curious kid stared at it for hours everyday, it could jump start that development in some future number-less society.

      As for this sky business, I don't see what it solves. If they're not already in the business of counting years, what exactly is it going to communicate to them? If they aren't able to decipher that certain configurations of the sky correspond to certain times, how is it any different from the clock making a going GONG, or having a mechanical bird pop out? How does it help communicate the long thread of time that connects every human generation to its ancestors and descendants?

    6. Re:Learning to Read the Existing Millennium Clock by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      We don't even have anything recognizable from 10,000 years ago, though rock carving is older than that, and those scales of thinking have been part of those old cultures since before that.

      This conversation isn't really going anywhere. Thanks for playing.

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    7. Re:Learning to Read the Existing Millennium Clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bruce Sterling (coined the term "cyberpunk" for associate William Gibson's SF style that he imitated)

      I thought Bruce Bethke coined the term "cyberpunk". At least that's what wikipedia says if you type in "cyberpunk".

    8. Re:Learning to Read the Existing Millennium Clock by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      The entire concept of the Millenium Clock is an exercise in intellectual masturbation. It's impossible to generate an object that we can be sure will last 10,000 years, and trying to think about it results mostly in flights of fancy or self-satisfied hypothetical questioning.

      The proper approach to long-term planning is the same as any approach to massive scalability...design systems that provably work in a manageable scale, then iterate them. The only reliable "Millenium Clock" is not an object, it is a repeatable short-term process for learning to tell time. So long as each generation teaches the next to tell time, they will be able to tell when 10,000 years has passed. And before you get hysterical about how long that is, understand that the Jewish calendar is more than halfway to that milestone already. Instead of creating a single indestructible object, they've instead focused on constructing a culture that simply passes down their concepts of time and calendar.

      There is absolutely no reason to think that the next 10,000 years will be anything like the last, so can we please stop hyperventilating about the past. Yeah, not many papyrus scrolls have survived...well today we work in materials that are provably more durable than papyrus. Not that materials technology is the pinnacle of human achievement; we also have things today like representative government, free enterprise, wide-scale literacy, and widescale multilingualism. Not to mention many, many times more people than 10,000 years ago.

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    9. Re:Learning to Read the Existing Millennium Clock by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      If we don't learn to think any differently, then the Millennium Clock is an exercise in doing nothing but working within our limits. But the purpose of the project is to find, examine and push back our limits. The goal is to design and build a clock that we can be the most sure will gong regularly for 10,000 years. Even if it's impossible, studying why it's impossible furthers the goal of improving our longterm thinking.

      But in turn, you cannot be certain that it's impossible to have a clock that gongs regularly for 10,000 years. There is indeed a "Copernican principle", that predicting the distant future is aided by seeing the distant past", which you just used in your calendars example. The reason to believe the next 10,000 years will be at all like the last 10,000 years is because the last 5,000 years were much like the 5,000 years before that. At least in terms of the durability of both physical and cultural artifacts. FWIW, the Hebrew calendar might track almost 5800 years, but it was probably inaugurated "only" about 2500-3000 years ago. Just as the Egyptian Great Pyramids point to a foundational date about 13,500 years ago, but are an artifact of probably at most 7-8000 years ago, in stone as well as in conception. But they do seem on track to last another 3000, or 7-8000 years.

      Most of the world is actually the same as it's been for the last 5000-10,000 years in most ways that count, especially those that are conserved in watching clocks. Yes, we do have many times the number of people, but most of that increase is in pinpoints around cities. In most of the world's land area, people live much the way they have for millennia. If we look back a hundred years, the world looks even more like it had. Our differences are mostly ones of degree. But even so, the future is indeed largely unpredictable. That's the point of exercises like designing a Millennium Clock: to learn to better predict the future, or to prepare for its unpredictability, or just to learn our limits in prediction so we don't live beyond them.

      I'm not so sure about our beating papyrus for durability, and even less sure about how "provably" we've done so. Some papyrus artifacts do already have at least 5000 years under their belt. The "provably" part of your statement will require another 5000 years of testing. And just as, say, CDs were promoted as "perfect for 100 years", but many already are fading or succumbing to literal rot, the rest of our new materials very well might face an unexpected extinction within the next few millennia. Time will tell.

      Which is all why I say we have to look at the human element in using a clock. We have to start with the problem of how to ensure people will recognize a clock 10,000 years from now. Perhaps the next 10,000 years will see changes as exponential in rate as the last 100 years have been for so many (though not yet all) humans. I doubt the planetary orbits will be any different (other than their now predictable natural decay), and if they are, then I doubt we can predict anything that will last long enough to count as a clock. Figuring out how to mark the planets as a clock, and to make those markers (whether cultural, physical, or both), will help us understand the next 10,000 years, or at least understand why we can't understand it. Learning from Hebrew and Chinese calendars, which indeed use the skies as their clock, and retain a comprehensive cultural apparatus for reading the clock, is exactly the kind of approach I'm talking about. The efforts of those ancient peoples didn't just make a clock, but locked in a comprehensive cultural apparatus that ensured its longevity through those millennia. They each were products, and master exploiters, of an epoch of transformational technological change. We too are like that now. We should put our mark on humanity in a similarly bold and aggressive way. Because we can.

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    10. Re:Learning to Read the Existing Millennium Clock by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Maybe. Sterling says he did. Sterling says a lot of things. Because he's really a punk (70s punk rocker) - the punk who's the real cyberpunk. In his person, if not as much as in his writing style as is Gibson (by definition, no matter whose).

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  39. "germinated in 01999 " by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh great - another mention of a novel where bother are trying too hard to be "Hip and 21st century".

  40. ISO 8601 by edalytical · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That doesn't sort chronologically, so no it's not correct. The correct ISO 8601 format is 2008-09-09. Which would be big-endian, but I think that's an incorrect use of the term.

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    1. Re:ISO 8601 by TehDuffman · · Score: 1

      Its the same with the Military. We write things 20080723 no dashes no spaces and goes big to small. Makes logical sense to me but then again so does the metric system and you see how much that has caught on in America.

  41. Does this mean it will suck by tillerman35 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean it will suck half as bad or twice as bad as Snow Crash and the Baroque Cycle? Or will the degree of suckage be determined by a formula based on a sequence of primes that can only be fully understood by an improbably hot woman?

  42. Just finished last night (no spoilers) by TimeZone · · Score: 1

    I quite liked it (but I like almost everything else by Stephenson, though I couldn't abide Quicksilver). Yes, the book is long, in that it has nearly 1000 pages (probably over, if you include the glossary and a handful of math proofs / dialogs at the end). But it didn't _feel_ long to me. You only even get a hint at what the plot is, maybe 200 pages in. Everything up until then was basically world exposition and character development. But again, it didn't feel slow-paced to me (like Quicksilver did).

    It does, however, include some similar ideas as Snow Crash, with one group of people arguing that symbols have inherent meaning, and another group arguing that symbols are only given meaning by context. If you don't like meandering thoughts and discussions, then you probably wouldn't like Anathem (or anything else by Stephenson for that matter).

    TZ

  43. Climax without denouement by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stephenson's detractors are just pissy because Stephenson stops right after the climax and doesn't bother with a denouement. They're like women who complain that the guy just leaves them after he's gotten his rocks off, and doesn't stick around to cuddle so they can pick the pimples on his ass while he's dozing.

    1. Re:Climax without denouement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >so they can pick the pimples on his ass while he's dozing.

      Wtf?? your woman does that too? I thought mine was defective or something...

    2. Re:Climax without denouement by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      My ex did that. It was one of the more trivial reasons for her becoming my ex.

    3. Re:Climax without denouement by instarx · · Score: 1

      No, this Stephenson detractor thinks he is a lousy writer. His main technique to fill pages with words is to walk around in everyday places with a voice recorder describing everything in painful, stupefying detail, which he then transcribes verbatim into page after page of useless stupefying fill in his books.

      In the only book of his I tried to read, after FIVE PAGES of description of a parking lot that had absolutely nothing to do with the storyline I promised myself if he stooped to describing the height of the curbs I would throw the book away and never read another word by this hack. Guess what?

  44. Just finished the review copy... by ghutchis · · Score: 1

    I just finished reading the 900-or-so pages of my "advanced reader's copy."

    There's definitely a clear end. It might be nice to have a bit more denouement, but it's not like some of his other books. It's a reasonably satisfying ending.

  45. Re:01999? 02008? by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

    I don't see what the isssue is here.

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  46. Review of the Ending by ghutchis · · Score: 1

    I said it above... I just finished the review copy.

    I think there's a pretty decent finish. Depending on how you count it, maybe 40-50 pages worth. I won't spoil the ending to say much more, but I doubt it was written in 24 hours and it wraps up a number of questions.

  47. What the hell happened to Bischoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one would kind of like to know what happens to Gunther Bischoff after he escapes from the sub. I have read and re-read the damned book looking for clues and I think that Stephenson just sort of forgot to resolve that story arc. Lame.

    1. Re:What the hell happened to Bischoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or he simply didn't believe in tying off each and every loose thread there is. Which, as far as I can tell, is the case.

  48. Reading an advance copy now by brianeisley · · Score: 0

    I'm enjoying it quite a bit. It's dense and complex, with lots of discussion of philosophical ideas from all of Western history. The world is also incredibly rich and detailed; it's one of the best jobs of worldbuilding I've seen in a long time.

    It's not particularly accessible, though. There's a glossary and lots of idiosyncratic vocabulary, so it's slow going for the first hundred pages or so. Once you get used to it and you learn some of the history, it gets quite a bit easier.

    I'm looking forward to seeing how it ends--particularly since everybody who's finished it says it's more satisfying than most of his endings.

    1. Re:Reading an advance copy now by ghutchis · · Score: 1

      It picks up at the end and does have a nice denouement. I agree that the first hundred or so pages is a bit slow, but I think that's intentional.

      My only complaint would involve a spoiler. Let's just say that it's hard to get into some of the minor characters -- they're not as fleshed out as I'd like. But what would that take, another hundred pages?

  49. Snorting the thesaurus, uncut... by argent · · Score: 1

    Donaldson? The man who snorts the uncut Thesaurus most would have to be Gene Wolfe.

  50. I don't know about Gene Wolfe. by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

    I've read Donaldson, but not Gene Wolfe.

    1. Re:I don't know about Gene Wolfe. by argent · · Score: 1

      Then might I recommend "The Book of the New Sun", starting with "The Shadow of the Torturer". See if you can count the number of words Severian uses to describe his profession...

  51. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds a lot like 'Magister Ludi and the Glass Bead Game.' You know, the Hesse book that won a Pulitzer.

    Anyone else remember it?

  52. Neal Stephenson's Success Formula by plover · · Score: 1

    My guess is it started as a stupid bar-bet kind of discussion: "how would you get the gold out of the middle of a rock? Heat the stone, and melt the gold!" And Neal replied, "Hey, I bet I can write a story where that's the ending."

    Later, he was reading Ross Anderson's page and came across his Van Eck stuff and said, "hey, I just figured out a clever way to defeat this. I bet I can add this to my story!"

    Finally, he was reading Schneier's Cryptogram, and discovered the Solitaire cryptosystem. The light came on, and he said "I know exactly where to put this in my story!"

    So now he's got three tricks, which he calls a "plot". He throws in a handful of random historical Nazis, some computer geeks, a beautiful girl, a GPS unit, and then starts writing. When he gets to page 915, he stops writing and calls his publisher.

    Did I miss anything?

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    1. Re:Neal Stephenson's Success Formula by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      My guess is it started as a stupid bar-bet kind of discussion: "how would you get the gold out of the middle of a rock? Heat the stone, and melt the gold!" And Neal replied, "Hey, I bet I can write a story where that's the ending."

      That actually was the gimmick in one of the original Mission Impossible TV episodes back in the 1968 ("The Mercenaries"). They drilled a small hole from below, extruded a heating element which melted the vault full of gold (no mention of the nuclear power source it would have needed...) let it run down the hole and cast it into new ingots. Fnally the heater sprayed a fresh coat of paint over the room and they went off in their van as usual... Very different to the Tom Cruise movies.

    2. Re:Neal Stephenson's Success Formula by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Did I miss anything?

      No, I think you nailed it. Now could you explain the Baroque Cycle?

  53. now all you need is.. by toby · · Score: 1

    Don LaFuckingFontaine to read the voiceover.

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  54. David Weber - By Schism Rent Asunder -New by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    Neal Stephenson and his work generally leaves me cold. Not my favorite. However there is a new David Weber novel called By Schism Rent Asunder just out today which is the second of a series and involves a space faring Humanity that is beat down by an advanced race bent on exterminating man and now exists only as one hidden colony of religiously run anti-technology folks. One person's mind wakes up hundreds of years later in a robotic/computer mind and body and is left with the task of 'becoming Merlin' and bringing the factions back up from a pretechnology mindset. The first book brought massive sailing ship battles and a fine Machiavellian story, I've no idea where the second book goes, just picked it up today. I have a couple Neal books but they just aren't real page turners, in my opinion that is.

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  55. read it already... by Frank+Grimes · · Score: 1

    I read an advance copy of Anathem last weekend. I can say that it's one of Stephenson's best novels to date.

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  56. It's about expressing hope by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    That's why I prefix my salary with 5 zeroes on my resume.

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    1. Re:It's about expressing hope by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      That's why I prefix my salary with 5 zeroes on my resume.

      Oh, I just write it in scientific notation so it looks like less

      "Salary : 4e+4 euros.year^-1"

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  57. Re:I have nothing useful to contribute, other than by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Having enjoyed Snow Crash and Cryptonomicon, I really wanted to like the Baroque Cycle. After trudging through the first 200 pages that practically dared the reader to continue, I gave up on it. Where was the hook that made Snow Crash and Crypto such page turners?

    I've always found that you either like a writer's style or you don't, and the subject is almost irrelevant. If I've read and genuinely enjoyed one book by an author, it's extremely unusual for me to really dislike or struggle with any of their other ones.

    It's only with something like an Agatha Christie book that the plot has to be perfect for me to want to read it, as you wouldn't read her for her style alone.

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  58. Just got an advance reader's edition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...from a stoop sale in Brooklyn! I didn't even know he had something new coming out. You all have my permission to be jealous.