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Police Shame Pranksters On YouTube

Barence writes "British police are shaming hoax 999 callers and time-wasters on YouTube in an effort to cut down on non-emergency calls. Video clips uploaded include a lady phoning police to ask what year the internet started, the dramatic tale of a man whose wife would only provide salmon sandwiches for lunch, and another worried soul who had lost her glasses and could not see properly to peel potatoes. Anyone else think the chance of YouTube fame is more likely to encourage copycats than educate people about the wrongs of hoax calling?"

390 comments

  1. Jolly Good! by HaloZero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's start a channel to isolate these hooligans. Keep them all in one place, for our own efficient comic consump-.... I mean, to prevent their debauchery from spreading throughout all of YouTube! (Yeah. Right?)

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    1. Re:Jolly Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Here is a prank call I can get behind.

      "Prank caller, prank caller!"

    2. Re:Jolly Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that where digg came from?

  2. Bloody Brilliant Idea by PakProtector · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is it just me, or is England already well down the spiral towards "What the Fuck are you Thinking, Nation?"

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    1. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by geekmux · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is it just me, or is England already well down the spiral towards "What the Fuck are you Thinking, Nation?"

      Err...I wouldn't exactly call the Youth of America contenders for the Olympics in the categories of Intelligence and Common Sense.

      In the history of Education, I don't think we've had standards any lower. Good thing we're not leaving any children "behind".

    2. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by PakProtector · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not talking about the Youth -- that's an entirely separate discussion.

      I'm talking about the namby-pamby morons in charge of the nation; people who are worried that the police dogs are going to scare the criminals they're being used against, or say that an adult can't take pictures of vandals because they're minors.

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      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
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    3. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      English is racing against the United States. Who's winning though?

    4. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      For what? Maybe our forefathers did some bastardly things in their day, but we're still pretty peaceful and don't go stomping around the globe attacking anyone that MAY just be a terrorist, all because we're too scared to admit that shit happens sometimes.
      At least we just get on with things and don't let them terrify us into doing stupid things...

    5. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by CowboyNealOption · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wouldn't exactly call the Youth of America contenders for the Olympics in the categories of Intelligence and Common Sense.

      I can't wait to see these events on tv. I wonder if anyone will spontaneously catch fire after they lose an event?

    6. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by abstract+daddy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Basically, Britain is fucked. Everything there is collapsing, including common sense.

    7. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hmm, let me check. Yep, US invades Iraq, Britain follows like lost puppy. Too bad.. Not sure why you got an insightful mod.

    8. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you Sherif Ali?

    9. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by mrogers · · Score: 1

      Maybe our forefathers did some bastardly things in their day, but we're still pretty peaceful and don't go stomping around the globe attacking anyone that MAY just be a terrorist, all because we're too scared to admit that shit happens sometimes.

      Sorry, I thought we were talking about Britain - you know, the country that helped the US to invade and occupy Afghanistan and Iraq. The country with a long and ongoing history of international aggression. Falklands War ring a bell? Mau Mau Rebellion? How about the Suez Crisis? But you seem to be talking about a nation of tolerant, self-possessed, peace-loving people, which bears no resemblance to Britain past or present. Would you be so kind as to tell me the name of this wonderful country so I can move there?

    10. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by geekmux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm talking about the namby-pamby morons in charge of the nation; people who are worried that the police dogs are going to scare the criminals they're being used against, or say that an adult can't take pictures of vandals because they're minors.

      Good point, and I stand corrected. When digging for a solution, one must look for the root cause. IMHO, that root cause has been the downward spiral of our legal system. Until we start threatening disbarment on lawyers that bring us the no-shit-it's-hot coffee lawsuits and punishing judges that actually allow this tripe through the doors of a courtroom, we will continue to be a paralyzed nation, hog-tied under the threat of ligitation.

    11. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least we just get on with things and don't let them terrify us into doing stupid things...

      You mean like backing the US resource wars or establishing a surveillance state? Yeah, congrats on avoiding that.

    12. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by residieu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but they're youth. They're supposed to be stupid. Here's the police, who are supposed to have sense, taking people who are wasting public resources because they want attention and giving them even more attention by putitng them on YouTube. What are they Thinking?

    13. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by hobbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with you in general -- but the Falklands War a war of aggression on Britain's part? Could you please elaborate?

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    14. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Atari400 · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or is England already well down the spiral towards "What the Fuck are you Thinking, Nation?"

      I'm not sure this is entirely fair, the callers sounded more confused than anything, and were handled quite courteously by the Police (well, before they got posted on youtube, anyway). It's not like they were SWATTING someone.

      As for "What the Fuck are you Thinking, Nation?"... George W. Bush anyone (twice)?

      Incidentally, I wonder whether the rise in calls to 999 is partly due to it being quicker now to dial the number than with the old rotary phones (less time to change your mind/get cold feet)?

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    15. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by icebrain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, to be fair (and assuming I remember the details correctly), the coffee in that cse was a lot hotter than it was supposed to be. So it's not quite as moronic as it sounds at first.

      But seriously, the perp suing the homeowner because he hurt himself breaking in? Throwing a homeowner in jail for shooting perps that broke into his house, while said perps with long rap sheets get off? Guy fights back against someone who attacks him with a knife, and goes to jail for it? WTF, England?

      This is meant on an entirely serious note... should we bring back public floggings for some offenses? I think that would be a lot more effective than the figurative slap on the wrist that is so often employed.

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    16. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by xaxa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sorry, I thought we were talking about Britain - you know, the country that helped the US to invade and occupy Afghanistan and Iraq.

      At all times, Britain seems to me to have had less support from its people for either the Afghanistan or Iraq wars than America had from its people.

      The country with a long and ongoing history of international aggression. Falklands War ring a bell?

      (Argentina started that one, I don't think you can blame Britain for defending a territory held for 160 years.)

    17. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by abigsmurf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Possibly due to mobiles dialing 999/112/911 in their pocket. It's required for phone makers to make those numbers dialable, even with keylock on.

    18. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Alsee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is it just me, or is England already well down the spiral towards "What the Fuck are you Thinking, Nation?"

      England? Just you.
      Homo Sapiens, the "What the Fuck are you Thinking, Species".

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    19. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... you could go *Way* further:
      A retarded legal system you say? I think this is a piece of a much larger problem of retardization. (Is that how it's written?)
      Now there are two theories that i personally find most likely:

      Theory A: Stupid people can be controlled more easily. No matter of you're a religious, political or commercial leader. Dumb them down and they buy every shit you say or sell, as long as you know how to manipulate (psychology of the masses). Religious leaders had great success with this an the dark age of Europe, and something similar happens to the people in some Muslim countries (and one Christian country) right now. And i always hear companies wanting to make everything as easy as possible, so nobody might have to think... until an even bigger idiot complains that it's too hard to use. All this together creates a huge downward spiral. Good luck fixing that with education, when you have to ask leaders for it, that are already retarded but still greedy for power. ;)

      Theory B: The more people we have on planet earth, the more easy life gets, and the less every single person has to achieve. Today you don't have to hunt, build, fight, etc. You can sit on your ass for 1/3 of the day and watch TV, do some simple job for 1/3, and sleep the other 1/3 of the day. And you can easily survive. Not the greatest life at all, but you survive and put children in the world. In the end that's what counts.
      The state becomes your nanny. People even demand it, because they can. And the more people there are, the more common solutions become available, the more little things are handled for you, the less you have to think for yourself. I've literally seen human robots working and many, many jobs. Something outside their little managed world can't be parsed and does not exist to them.

      Of course - this is the saddest part - those two theories are not mutually exclusive. Most likely there are even more factors.

      If I'd get very rich some time, I'd offer at least a 1 billion prize to the one who can prove to solve this problem, and globally implement the solution.

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    20. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by owlnation · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or is England already well down the spiral towards "What the Fuck are you Thinking, Nation?"

      • Firstly, there's not much thinking going on in England. Unless it's about celebrity Big Brother, or when one's next drink will be.
      • Secondly, those that think have little voice since most media is owned by the government or News Corps International (who also own the Government, of course)
      • Thirdly, anyone thinking is being watched by 5 million cameras.
      • Fourthly, if they can prove you've been thinking you can be detained without charge for a very long time, and retain your DNA on file forever.
      • Fifthly, you have neither the right to free speech, nor the right to remain silent without surrendering your innocence.
      • Sixthly, all your personal details will at some point be lost on a laptop on a bus at some point. That will teach you to think -- you'd think.

      In answer to your question... Yes! There is a downward spiral. The UK is a dying country, the sun set on it a decade ago at least. It is a country without hope, and a terrifying future.

    21. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow, McDonalds did a great job at PR in that case! You never hear about the consultant that told them to lower the coffee temperature, or how they had reduced the amount of material in the cups to the point where they would fall apart if you had the lid off and put any pressure on them. Just to save a few hundredths of a penny per cup.

      This case has become the example everyone uses to prove the legal system is screwed. McDonalds corporate overlords must be laughing all the way to the bank, they've managed to turn a PR nightmare into a goldmine of free publicity.

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    22. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Homo Sapiens , the "What the Fuck are you Thinking, Species".

      I resent that remark! I'm clearly Homo Superior.

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      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
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    23. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      I thought you were maybe talking of the authoritarian fascists running the country - the ones behind ASBOs,arguably the most pervasive surveillance state in the world, DNA registries for the everyman etc. etc.

    24. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      The temperature of the coffee was high because a lot of people order it, leave and drink it only 10 minutes later. As those people don't want to drink cold coffee, the coffee temperature had to be high.

      As for reducing "amount of material", yeah right... People love when their cups are not filled up.

      So here's the real case : McDonald chose to please normal people instead of thinking about idiots who would spill the coffee on themselves and then wait for a minute and a half doing nothing except waiting for their skin to burn.

    25. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Colonialism is aggression. The British have no right to be there.

    26. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say a day in a pillory would be far more of a deterrent than a flogging.

    27. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Trails · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be fair to say that the whatever people are getting the government they deserve?

      Yes, in fact this applies to any democracy.

    28. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      But these morons in charge wouldn't be able to do it if they didn't have the support of a good sized chunk of the population, right? I'd put some of the blame on the tabloid obsessed twits who can't tell the difference between a pediatrician and a pedophile and see the bogey man behind every tree.

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    29. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by drew30319 · · Score: 1
      "As for reducing "amount of material", yeah right... People love when their cups are not filled up."

      You misunderstood the post - the 'amount of material' removed was referring to the cup itself, not the coffee. In other words, the cup was made *thinner*.

      Visit http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm for more info:

      [...]McDonalds' quality assurance manager testified that the company actively enforces a requirement that coffee be held in the pot at 185 degrees [...] a burn hazard exists with any food substance served at 140 degrees or above, and that McDonalds coffee, at the temperature at which it was poured into styrofoam cups, was not fit for consumption because it would burn the mouth and throat.[emphasis mine]

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    30. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by mrogers · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I shouldn't have said "aggression" - "imperial defense" might have been more accurate.

    31. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by chromeshadow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interesting. By the same token, the British have no right to be in Britain, nor the Americans in America. In fact, no-one has a 'right' to occupy any particular piece of land.

    32. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by vertinox · · Score: 1

      This is meant on an entirely serious note... should we bring back public floggings for some offenses? I think that would be a lot more effective than the figurative slap on the wrist that is so often employed.

      No because the Justice system seems to have a bad habit of convicting innocent people. Its one thing to spend some time in jail because of wrongful conviction.

      Its another to have permanent scars and/or dead.

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    33. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      No, it's because the people who buy McDonald's coffee don't actually like coffee, and they then proceed to murder it with three creams and four sugars.

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    34. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Neither, of course, do the Argentinians.

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    35. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Informative
      Throwing a homeowner in jail for shooting perps that broke into his house, while said perps with long rap sheets get off?

      If you're referring to Tony Martin: his house was burgled, he confronted the burglars, and they fled. He then fired upon them as they were running away. He was not at this point acting in defence of himself or his property; this aim had already been achieved, with the burglars now leaving the premises. He opened fire anyway.

      Brendan Fearon, who had been wounded, was sentenced to three years imprisonment for burglary. Fred Barras was too dead to stand trial. Tony Martin was sentenced to life imprisonment for murder, later commuted to five years for manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibility because of his paranoid personality disorder.

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    36. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An island on the opposite end of the earth belongs to England and not the country it is next to? It should've been returned 160 years ago along with Gibraltar and all of the rest of their war loot.

    37. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by retchdog · · Score: 1

      He was talking about the construction of the cup. This also addresses the "cooldown" problem - if the cup were better insulated, this would be avoided.

      Also, it may be difficult to strip off in the middle of traffic yes? Further, coffee like this can cause some wicked burns even after 10 seconds of contact.

      But seriously, this case offended me more before I realized that obscenely large settlements are just how America says "this is a matter of some importance"; it's corrupt, sure, but it's a cultural corruption and not a proof of idiocracy (there are other proofs of course). As it is, I see a corporation balancing efficiency on the one hand and customer safety on the other. You may call the former stinginess, but isn't it also environmentally responsible to use as little material as possible? What happened was that society, in the only way it could, told McD that they were out of balance in this tradeoff.

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    38. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by abstract+daddy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Protip to moderators: "trolling" has a specific definition, so you can't just point at a random post and arbitrarily decide that it must be "trolling." If you have no idea what trolling means, then maybe you should leave moderating to people who actually do. There was no element of trolling whatsoever in my post. Expressing a sincere opinion that's on-topic cannot be trolling no matter how much you want to believe otherwise.

      But ok, let's stop pretending: the real reason why Slashdotters downmod people is because they can't come up with a real counter-argument. They either lack the ability or they know the other person is right.

    39. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by FireFury03 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is meant on an entirely serious note... should we bring back public floggings for some offenses? I think that would be a lot more effective than the figurative slap on the wrist that is so often employed.

      I'm of the opinion that instead of slapping teenagers with an ASBO, there's a lot to be said for putting them in stocks in the middle of the town. (yes, I'm being serious).

      But of course, that would be humiliating and we can't possibly humiliate someone in front of their friends when they break the law...

      Also, on a less serious note, it would improve the economy by allowing grocery shops to sell off their rotten fruit for the purpose of chucking at the damned yoofs. :)

    40. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No. Please read up on the case and don't assume you know anything about it other than what McDonalds PR wants you to know. The reason the coffee was kept that hot was because it kept longer in the pot without turning bitter. And the material was removed from the cups, making them thinner and unable to hold their contents safely without the lid on. The woman ordered coffee from the drive through and then proceeded to do what almost everyone in that situation does: she held the coffee between her legs and removed the top to put in the cream and sugar. The cup split in half the moment she took the lid off, spilling 185 degree coffee straight onto her crotch.

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    41. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      I'm more annoyed with people who confuse paedophilia for something else.

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    42. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But seriously, the perp suing the homeowner because he hurt himself breaking in? Throwing a homeowner in jail for shooting perps that broke into his house, while said perps with long rap sheets get off? Guy fights back against someone who attacks him with a knife, and goes to jail for it? WTF, England?

      At least in the USA, what began by being taught in public schools is now becoming further institutionalized as entire generations grow up under absurd standards like these. For example, in the public schools, someone can physically attack you without provocation and if you defend yourself, you are punished and your punishment is equal to theirs for attacking you. This is true no matter how well-established it is that the other person started the fight. The rank-and-file teachers and administrators who go along with this are what you might call "true believers" who think that all use of force is wrong, including those cases where you are attacked and have no choice but to defend yourself. This serves to deny personal responsibility in the case of the attacker (the idea that if you attack someone unprovoked, what happens next is on your head) and fosters that damned victim mentality that is so prevalent these days in the case of the defender. Of course this is insanity, which is why they start such policies at a young age. Not because children don't know injustice when they see it, but because they are less able to resist it and instead they become callous to it.

      I can think of two major reasons for this mentality and for why it would spread from government schools to society at large. First of all, the state wants to have a monopoly on the use of force no matter how justified that use of force is. Someone who is armed and willing and legally able to defend his own home and his own family might not feel as dependent on government as a helpless victim who cowers in a corner hoping that the cops show up soon. "Government to the rescue" is big, big business these days and helpless, timid people are so much easier to govern.

      The other major reason is that there is a sort of war being waged against the concept of individuality and it's not because we have transcended ego boundaries but because our leaders have a statist, collectivist agenda. That's why the news media loves to bring up race and social status and religion and sexual orientation even when they are otherwise irrelevant to the story, because these are group identities. They are trying to teach you, by constantly reinforced example, to think in terms of groups, not individuals. This is why political candidates worry about "the black vote" and "the hispanic vote" and "the elderly vote" instead of telling us why they believe they have superior ideas that would apply equally to everyone (something you'd rationally expect from government). It's hard to think of something more individualistic than defending yourself, your home, and your family instead of waiting for "the professionals" to come along and do it for you.

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    43. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by rocketPack · · Score: 1

      For this very reason, I'm launching a new campaign: Jeremy Clarkson for Dictator!

      Viva Clarkson!

    44. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Informative

      Thanks - you made the same point I was going to, but supplied more information than I would have done.

      Bottom line is that self-defence is ok, but Tony Martin was not acting in self-defence.

    45. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by RDW · · Score: 2, Funny

      - Seventhly, it's not 'England', it's the UK! It's high time for the Welsh contribution to ridiculous emergency calls to be fully recognised!:

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7489457.stm

      (just as well they didn't call out Torchwood for that one).

    46. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      And because she couldn't whip her pants off immediately (being buckled into the passenger seat and all), the 185 degree coffee was HELD onto her crotch by the fabric for over a minute, giving her third-degree burns.

      When I found out the truth about that case, I was pretty horrified.

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    47. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by somersault · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He was not at this point acting in defence of himself or his property

      If it was true that he had been burgled several times (the police didn't seem to think so of course), then why should he have to scare them away each time? Better to give them a bit more reason not to come back again, though I don't think they were quite worthy of actual death. Just because you have scared someone away once doesn't mean they won't be back with their mates later.

      In America this wouldn't have been given a second look by the press, but over here in the UK it's a massive deal.

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    48. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by somersault · · Score: 1

      The more people we have on planet earth, the more easy life gets, and the less every single person has to achieve. Today you don't have to hunt, build, fight, etc.

      There are plenty of people on planet earth who still have to hunt, build and fight to survive. It doesn't have much to do with how many people there are so much as the local environment, government and national wealth in your area. In the US and Europe people generally have it way easy, sure, but in a few parts of Africa there are still plenty of people who really are struggling to survive.

      People have always been pretty easily led, I wouldn't call it 'retarded' so much as brainwashed. Even the smartest person can be conditioned given enough time and the right environment (not to mention liberal application of drugs :P ). Some people are more easily conditioned than others though, and that probably correlates quite well with how 'dumb' they are.

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    49. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by holt · · Score: 1

      The temperature of the coffee was high because a lot of people order it, leave and drink it only 10 minutes later. As those people don't want to drink cold coffee, the coffee temperature had to be high.

      You have that backwards, IMO. I order coffee, leave it (sans lid, no less) for 10 minutes, and only then start drinking it because it was so hot to being with! If it were a reasonable temperature, I would start drinking it immediately.

      The reason that the temperature was so hot at the time of the infamous lawsuit was because MCD figured out that hotter coffee means fewer refills.

      Disclaimer: I am a MCD shareholder.

    50. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Pop69 · · Score: 1

      I really couldn't care less, I'm Scottish :-P

    51. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by penix1 · · Score: 1

      The temperature of the coffee was high because a lot of people order it, leave and drink it only 10 minutes later. As those people don't want to drink cold coffee, the coffee temperature had to be high.

      Enough to cause 3rd degree burns requiring 2 years of treatment and skin grafting?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants

      Liebeck was wearing cotton sweatpants; they absorbed the coffee and held it against her skin as she sat in the puddle of hot liquid for over 90 seconds, scalding her thighs, buttocks, and groin.[8] Liebeck was taken to the hospital, where it was determined that she had suffered third-degree burns on six percent of her skin and lesser burns over sixteen percent.[9] She remained in the hospital for eight days while she underwent skin grafting. Two years of treatment followed.

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    52. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by tfiedler · · Score: 1

      I argue that he was acting in self defense. If a society refuses to police itself, which the UK (well, actually most of the western world) does refuse to do, then its citizens must do it. These people were habitual criminals and needed removed, the courts wouldn't do it, so Tony did. He should be commended for it.

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    53. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Look. People in America who actually like coffee don't buy the stuff anywhere. We brew or boil our own damn coffee.

      For example, I enjoyed an intensely flavorful, slightly sweet Arrakeen Spice-Coffee just this morning.

    54. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by stdarg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're referring to Tony Martin: his house was burgled, he confronted the burglars, and they fled. He then fired upon them as they were running away. He was not at this point acting in defence of himself or his property; this aim had already been achieved, with the burglars now leaving the premises. He opened fire anyway.

      I don't know if that's what GP was referring to, but it's still ridiculous. Who's to say they wouldn't come back to retaliate? Next time they'd shoot first. I would be very nervous if I had chased off a small gang that A) knew where I lived and B) already showed criminal disposition.

      And life imprisonment?? What risk is this guy posing to *civilized society*? None. That punishment is complete bullshit.

    55. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by icebrain · · Score: 1

      He then fired upon them as they were running away.

      If that is indeed the case, I've lost a fair bit of sympathy for him, because everything I've seen on it so far just says "he shot the guys trying to rob him" and comes off like "how dare he try to defend himself, especially with (ZOMGWTFBBQSAUCE) a GUN!"

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    56. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by u38cg · · Score: 1
      First case: suit dismissed. Second case: burglar never entered the house, so could be done for nothing but trespassing. He was shot in the back as he was running away. Third case: the guy stabbed the intruder nineteen times.

      I'm as against stupid judicial results as anybody, but just remember that if something doesn't sound right, try considering the possibility that it might not be right. I'm presuming we're talking about the same cases, BTW.

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    57. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by spun · · Score: 1

      Did it set your mind in motion or just stain your lips?

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    58. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by stdarg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From the same page:

      Though defenders of the Liebeck verdict argue that her coffee was unusually hotter than other coffee sold, other major vendors of coffee, including Starbucks, Dunkin' Donuts, Wendy's, and Burger King, produce coffee at a similar or higher temperature, and have been subjected to similar lawsuits over third-degree burns.

      And:

      The National Coffee Association instructs that coffee be brewed âoebetween 195-205 degrees Fahrenheit [91â"96 ÂC] for optimal extractionâ and consumed âoeimmediatelyâ. If not consumed immediately, the coffee is to be âoemaintained at 180-185 degrees Fahrenheit.â

      And:

      The opinion [in another coffee-burn case] noted that hot coffee (179 ÂF (82 ÂC) in this case) is not âoeunreasonably dangerous.â

      So yeah, apparently it *is* supposed to be hot enough to cause 3rd degree burns requiring 2 years of treatment and skin grafting, and that's not unreasonable.

      The plain truth of the matter is this woman had a very unfortunate accident. The accident could have easily happened with her own cup of coffee brewed at home, but this just happened to be at McDonald's. Why does that entitle her to millions of dollars in awards? (Yes I'm aware they were reduced, but that's what the jury wanted to give her.)

    59. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Informative

      If it was true that he had been burgled several times (the police didn't seem to think so of course), then why should he have to scare them away each time?

      I'm sorry, but convenience is not a good reason for a citizen to use deadly force.

      In America this wouldn't have been given a second look by the press

      Yes it would have; gun nuts would have been all over it just like you are. Remember Bernie Goetz? That guy was lionized for shooting some kids on a subway for allegedly trying to rob him. Hell this guy is still giving interviews in the press almost a quarter century later.

    60. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by WaltherPPK · · Score: 1

      I recall from some reading on this case a few more details as well.

      McDonald's coffee was known to be hotter than normal. It's actually pretty good coffee, and it's far easier to let your coffee cool for a moment than to warm it more if you like it really hot. At any rate, there had been many (hundreds) of suits filed against McDonald's in the USA for coffee spills. Every one was quietly settled.

      Then, this elderly woman receives her cup of coffee, and spills it between her legs in her car. Yes, it is supremely stupid to put a hot coffee between your legs as you drive away. At any rate, she suffered very bad burns to her thighs. Being elderly, she was in the pool of hot coffee longer than a younger person who could have moved away faster. She also required a lot more medical care than someone younger.

      She filed suit with McDonald's. McDonald's decided to pursue this lawsuit instead of settling, which was a surprised given the history of settlements for these cases. Perhaps it had a unique property that made it more appealing for pursuit.

      The actual awards arising from this case went both ways. From memory, the old woman who spilled the coffee was actually liable for negligence on the order of a couple hundred thousand dollars. However, McDonald's was also held liable for negligence, though I believe for a greater percentage. What swayed the case so heavily in the old woman's favor were the punitive damages. The court awarded her a large sum of punitive damages, as I recall in response to the sudden aggressive pursuit of this case by McDonald's. Of course, multi-million dollar damages awarded made headlines. McDonald's appealed the ruling, but the case didn't receive more significant media coverage. It's entirely possible that the woman settled during the appeal for a smaller amount, realizing that the case could be drawn out long enough for her funeral.

      Sorry - no real citations, but nothing is embellished here. It's a tough matter to discuss without all the facts. When you realize the source of the large award (punitive damages, not negligence), and that the woman was in fact held partially liable for the negligence, it's not so black and white.

    61. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by abstract+daddy · · Score: 1, Informative

      You're doing it wrong.

    62. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by mikael · · Score: 1

      There is a simpler explanation - the underclass have no respect for law, authority or anybody else. The judges and MP's can't do anything to control them - thus, the only people they can enforce their politically correct laws on, are the law-abiding middle classes. Since they are the ones with money, they are the ones with the most to lose if they get a criminal record. So that is what the authorities can do - just make up silly laws to persecute the working population.

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    63. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but convenience is not a good reason for a citizen to use deadly force.

      Preventing someone from robbing you repeatedly isn't "convenience". There's no point in trying to build or earn _anything_ if some jerk can just come take it.

      When the police are incapable or unwilling (or both) to do their job, people will start to do it for them. This will result in a lot more dead bodies. If a nation doesn't want that, it should make sure its police are capable and willing to protect its citizens. Anything less is _begging_ for vigilantism.

    64. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      Yes it would have; gun nuts would have been all over it just like you are. Remember Bernie Goetz? That guy was lionized for shooting some kids on a subway for allegedly trying to rob him. Hell this guy is still giving interviews in the press almost a quarter century later.

      Kids? They weren't kids. They were legal adults intent on robbing him. The only thing I question is some of the statements he made and thoughts he was having at the time of the incident. To everything else I say "Maybe you assholes shouldn't have been trying to rob someone!"

      And until you posted that link, I had actually never heard of the guy.

    65. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair (and assuming I remember the details correctly), the coffee in that cse was a lot hotter than it was supposed to be. So it's not quite as moronic as it sounds at first.

      Correct. It was hot enough (180 and 190 degrees Fahrenheit) that it caused third degree burns to her body within a few seconds. See this summary. She just wanted McDonalds to cover her medical bills, but they refused. McDonalds knew that the temperature was a problem. From the linked article:

      During discovery, McDonalds produced documents showing more than 700
      claims by people burned by its coffee between 1982 and 1992. Some claims
      involved third-degree burns substantially similar to Liebecks. This
      history documented McDonalds' knowledge about the extent and nature of
      this hazard.

      So it wasn't about it just being too hot. It was far too hot for a person to consume and was dangerous. And McDonalds knew it.

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    66. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember Bernie Goetz? That guy was lionized for shooting some kids on a subway for allegedly trying to rob him. Hell this guy is still giving interviews in the press almost a quarter century later.

      Allegedly? The perpetrators have admitted they were trying to rob him. And guess what? Most of the perps participated in armed robbery AFTER being shot, one of them was even a convicted rapist. I'm not a gun nut, but get the facts straight-the people that were after him were thugs.

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    67. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by icebrain · · Score: 1

      That's also why deadly force laws are so narrow. You don't want rampant vigilantism (sp?), but you also have to acknowledge that even the best police forces can't always get there in time. That's not meant to knock them; most LE departments do an admirable job with what they're given... but you only have so many officers, and they're still subject to the laws of physics.

      There's no point in trying to build or earn _anything_ if some jerk can just come take it.

      This applies very well to taxes and government, too...

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    68. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that kind of crap happens over there, too? I thought that was only in America... The use of Tasers are being called into question because there's a slight chance they could cause heart failure.

      If I were waiving a weapon or otherwise threatening police, I'd take the taser over the gun any day!

      In America, a thief can sometimes sue a homeowner if he hurts himself mid-robbery.

    69. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by element-o.p. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I determined in second grade, IIRC, that if I was going to be punished for defending myself, that's fine...but I would not be a victim.

      Having said that, in many cases, it is a lot easier to simply roll over, and unfortunately, that seems to be the choice most people make anymore.

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    70. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      First case: common sense prevails.

      Second case: there's some wiggle room here, but if someone is trespassing in the middle of the night, then as far as I am concerned, I have a reason to be afraid for the well-being of myself and my family, and consequently, I *will* take action to defend myself.

      Third case: Nineteen times? Sounds like the homeowner was (justifiably, IMHO) concerned for his and his family's well-being (assuming he has family), and was simply reacting in response to the "fight-or-flight" mechanism that all of us possess. Have you ever been the victim of violent crime? Do you *know* how you would react in a similar situation? 'Kay, then...don't judge him. Remember, he took on three intruders at night -- I'd be chock full of adrenaline in such a situation, and would react accordingly, I suspect.

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    71. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Have you noticed that you can never get through on the local rate number?
      Where I live the number went from 631321 to 0845 6060247, and with the new number you get a computer.

      Those computers are as bad here as they are over there. Press 1 for more time wasting, press 2 for a long hold, press 3 for the wrong person, press 4 for a loop that will bring you back to this menu, press 5 if you misheard and thought this was what you wanted, but we have a non-intuitive name for it, press 6 for the thing you want, but the computers are down, press 7 to get to a real person, but wait, they are in a call centre so do you really think that your very complicated problem is going to be understood by them, press 8 on the offchance that after pressing all the others you can actually get through to a person. WAIT! No matter what you pressed you will have to enter some fricken account number that you don't have to hand and the security digits that you set up over 2 years ago to actually get to any of these options. Thanks you for holding, your call is important to us, but not that important that we will have someone talk to you when you ring.

      Is there any wonder that people are using the 999 number rather than that crap?

      In my job I have to call the cops a few times a year, and out of hours. I have phoned both numbers a few times and been unable to get a crime reported on either number due to nobody answering the call. More cash and less restrictions on the cops, that's what I say. Make the youth of today respect that nice police person in dark blue because they can hit you as hard as they like if you are cheeky and disrespectful to them.

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    72. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      True, but that hardly justifies ol' Bernie walking up to one of the guys after he shot him once already and saying "you look like you could use another" and popping him again. Not to mention the fact that he said at trial that if he'd had more bullets, he would have continued shooting. He went over the line.

    73. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Well, he forgot the "" tag but I at least thought it was pretty obvious.

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    74. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Remember Bernie Goetz [wikipedia.org]? That guy was lionized for shooting some kids on a subway for allegedly trying to rob him. Hell this guy is still giving interviews in the press almost a quarter century later.

      The "kids" were thugs. There should be statues built of Goetz, and followers of his example.

    75. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      s/gun nuts/people who value their safety and property, and willing to defend it/

    76. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      They were all 18-9 years old; maybe I'm jaded but that makes them "kids" in my book. Yes they may have been thugs but Goetz admitted that his impetus to start shooting was he "snapped" when they "calmly" asked for five dollars. Goetz went way overboard, as even his lawyers acknowledged.

      As for the rapist, Goetz had no way of knowing that one of the kids would go on to rape and beat a 19 year old girl in the Bronx, and you can't seriously be advocating the shooting as pre-emptive punishment for a crime that had not yet been committed? Or perhaps your point is it's a deterrent? Obviously it wasn't a deterrent since the kids committed crimes after the shooting. And, for the record, the rapist was sentenced to 25 years in prison.

    77. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Sorry I responded below to this point. The kids were 18-9 years old; that makes them kids in my mind. They may have been "intent" on robbing him, but what they did before he started shooting is tell him to give them five dollars. Are you seriously suggesting that they deserved to be shot for having the intent to steal five dollars?

    78. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm yes ?

    79. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Well what can I say to that then other than noting that you're a mean-spirited douchebag. My comments were addressed to civilized folk.

    80. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      And until you posted that link, I had actually never heard of the guy.

      That doesn't mean it wasn't all over the media; it just means you weren't paying attention.

    81. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was talking about the construction of the cup. This also addresses the "cooldown" problem - if the cup were better insulated, this would be avoided.

      The cooldown "problem"? Are you kidding me? The REAL problem here is how we're finding ourselves discussing this should-have-never-been-a lawsuit in the first place.

      News flash. This JUST in. Coffee is brewed with boiling water. It's not just hot. It's fucking hot. Just like hot tea. Has been for thousands of years, yet it's taken all the way up until my lifetime for someone to sue over obvious thermal dynamics.

      Fuck how I miss Common F. Sense...

    82. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously suggesting that they deserved to be shot for having the intent to steal five dollars?

      No. They should have been beaten repeatedly and then hanged in front of a bus stop or subway station with the dead bodies left to hang there until they became a health hazard. The entire thing should have been video taped and replays played around the stops also.

      Perhaps then public transportation would be safe and clean again and people who use it left alone.

    83. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      My point is, get your fucking facts straight before posting. I don't have any other points than that.

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    84. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      It's not self defence to make sure they don't come back?

    85. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I resent that remark! I'm clearly Homo Superior.

      Pffft! PakProtector
      Some mid-life-crisis yahoo breeder gets high on some wacky-weed and suddenly he thinks he's better than everyone else.

      ;)

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    86. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "almost everyone" doesn't equate to "virtually no-one" in my book. As in 'virtually no-one would be so utterly stupid as to take the top off one of those cups unless it was well-supported on a flat surface that isn't a bodily part'.

      Who cares why the coffee was hot ? Why does that even matter once it's reached a 'this will hurt' threshold, which *normal* coffee is already at ? It's a well-established fact that boiling-hot (and I use the term in the non-technical sense) liquids will scald you if you pour them all over yourself. Common sense dictates that you are therefore careful with boiling hot liquids. It's as simple as that.

      This woman was not careful and although I wouldn't wish harm on her at all, she was responsible for her own injuries in my book. What she did was as stupid as putting her hand into a fire IMHO. I have sympathy for her injury, but none at all for her actions.

      IMHO she is quite rightfully the poster-child for what's wrong with this litigious society of ours...

    87. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 1

      I feel bad, but at least they bring to light the type of calls they deal with. Although some of these sound legit, like the call with wasps filling her bedroom, or a pigeon dieing. I'm sure some people didn't know who else to call off hand and felt calling 999 was the best/easiest/quickest way to find out.

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    88. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, clean except for the stench of putrefaction and the blood stains? I've taken public transportation in every major city in the US and never found it unsafe. (Clean is a different matter but I'm not sure how littering the subways with the bodies of people you determine have the intent to commit petty theft will really improve that situation). But based on your comments it sounds like you'd be more comfortable under, say, Taliban rule.

    89. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by u38cg · · Score: 1
      Do you still need to take action when the guy is *running away* from your house and your family? Shooting someone in the back is not self defence.

      As for the stabber, we are talking about different cases - the one I was thinking about was one guy. However, yes, I have been assaulted and I have fought back. Humans don't fight in that (psychotic) way - we are actually very good at not seriously hurting each other when we fight, which is why learning martial arts or hand to hand combat is not particularly easy. And if there are three (or even only one) intruders in your house, the only correct reaction is to make a shit-load of noise and call the cops. Playing a hero is likely to get you or your family hurt, whatever your rights to defend yourself are.

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    90. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Please hand in your geek card. It's sapho juice that stains the lips cranberry and it's "by my will alone that I set my mind in motion" (which only actually appeared in the shitty David Lynch film version!).

      Well, hand over the geek card.

    91. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Leynos · · Score: 1

      I'm middle class. I don't feel threatened by the police, or by the junkies living upstairs. None of this paranoia makes any sense to me. Maybe it's because I don't drive a car or read the Sun. But to my eyes, it's all a bit removed from reality.

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    92. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Solandri · · Score: 1
      IMHO the lawyers who brought the lawsuit have done even a better PR job. Their version of the "facts" is the #1 hit on Google.
      • They conveniently omit that the coffee was stored and served at the temperature recommended by the National Coffee Association and is also the default temperature setting used by the largest manufacturer of commercial coffee making machines (scroll down to the bottom).
      • Their suggestion that coffee should be served at 135-140 F contradicts recommendations by coffee connoisseurs and the industry (Bunn recomments 155-175 F at serving).
      • Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks served coffee at the same temperature as McDonalds. The lawyers used slick wording to mislead people into thinking the lowest temperature in a survey was the standard coffee serving temperature.
      • Contrary to your claims, the cups were safe. There were 700 complaints about hot coffee in a decade, but that was across billions of cups served. It works out to a complaint rate of 1 in 24 million. For comparison, the rate of being hit by lighting in the U.S. is 1 in 600,000. The mortality rate in the U.S. from motor vehicles (PDF warning) was 1 in 6580 in 2002. She was 6500x more likely to die from riding in a car than being burned by the coffee. Are cars an unsafe product?
      • If you read the court documents, you'll see the lawyers concentrated on the severity of the woman's burns, not the circumstances that led to those burns. This was an appeal to emotion, not a dissemination of facts. Anyone who's boiled water has handled (presumably safely) a substance capable of much more severe burns.

      Read the case as told by the lawyers who brought the suit. Then read an alternate viewpoint. Then decide for yourself which side is more in line with the facts.

    93. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Leynos · · Score: 1

      I nominate her for a Darwin Award.

      Anyone who doesn't treat recently boiled water with respect, which means not resting it on your crotch, deserves everything they get.

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    94. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goddamnit, I'm tired of covering this. The McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit was entirely justified, and that means that you keep opening your face and having lies come out.

      Don't like that? You go look it up and come tell me why I'm wrong.

    95. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by spun · · Score: 1

      Ah crap. You caught me. I could never wade through the book Dune and only know the movie version.

      *hangs head in shame*

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    96. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      Yeah, clean except for the stench of putrefaction and the blood stains? [...] (Clean is a different matter but I'm not sure how littering the subways with the bodies of people you determine have the intent to commit petty theft will really improve that situation)

      Good point. Before beating them hard enough to cause blood loss we should remove them from the train.

      I've taken public transportation in every major city in the US and never found it unsafe

      HAHAHAAHA... Oh - clearly you meant you rode with an assault rifle hung over your shoulder. Yeah, that would effectively stave off the thieves as well as the shovers, pick pockets, and loud, disrespectful ghetto trash.

      But based on your comments it sounds like you'd be more comfortable under, say, Taliban rule.

      Taliban rule based on my comments? Hmm, I can't seem to find where it is I said I want to execute women for not covering their heads or not believing in particular flavor of Islam. Maybe you could help me out here and paste a link. All I can remember ever wanting is to be left alone, but hey, my memory isn't perfect.

    97. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Great, and my point was that my facts were straight. Have a good day!

    98. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      What city do you ride public transportation in that you find so many thieves aboard? Or do you just avoid it altogether because television tells you that it is too dangerous? I can assure you that here in America (or at least where I've ridden public transportation since the 1980s, including Chicago, Philadelphia, New York, New Jersey, Atlanta, San Francisco, and Seattle) I've never been attacked or threatened by robbers. Aggressive panhandlers, sure, but they go away if you ignore them. I'm not saying that crime never happens, just that it's not as frequent as people like you seem to think. As for "shovers" and "loud disrespectful ghetto trash," get a grip. Subways get crowded with people on their way to or from work, sometimes shoving happens - you want to kill those people too? And you want to kill people for being loud or disrespectful? Or just for being from the ghetto?

      Taliban rule is objectionable not because it's about enforcing Islam but because it's about enforcing any kind of order through such utter violence and depravity. You differ from them only in terms of the kind of order you wish to establish, not in terms of the violence and depravity you choose as your means of enforcing it.

    99. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Heather+D · · Score: 1

      For example, in the public schools, someone can physically attack you without provocation and if you defend yourself, you are punished and your punishment is equal to theirs for attacking you. This is true no matter how well-established it is that the other person started the fight.

      I'm not sure if this is the cause. When I came through the system it was up to the administration to determine punishment. The usual result was that the kid who had the best record and/or reputation got off light while the other one took a hit. Granted this was often justified, but it often wasn't. The result was that some of the popular ones got away with murder while the ones that everybody liked to pick on got hammered down for defending themselves.

    100. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rank-and-file teachers and administrators who go along with this are what you might call "true believers" who think that all use of force is wrong, including those cases where you are attacked and have no choice but to defend yourself.

      This stems more from difficulty in determining who started the fight and angry parents defending their little angels with lawsuits. The terms "school administrator" and "true believer" are sorta opposites.

    101. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by vampire_baozi · · Score: 1

      Question, then. If Israel holds the West Bank and Golan Heights for 160 years, then noone can blame them, right? How long does a territory have to be held before the claim becomes incontestable?

    102. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by element-o.p. · · Score: 1
      If it is dark, and you have already subdued one attacker/intruder, do you *know* if guy #2 is coming at you or going the other way? If not, to which side do err?

      And if there are three (or even only one) intruders in your house, the only correct reaction is to make a shit-load of noise and call the cops.

      That's wishful thinking. If they are *already in your house* where exactly are you going to go while you are waiting for the cops to arrive? I lost all faith in LEO as protectors about fifteen years ago when a group of gang members threatened a friend of mine at his work place. He was a manager at a storage facility. They wanted their stuff back, but owed quite a bit of rent. My friend told them they could have it back when they paid the rent that was due. They said they'd be back with some friends to take it back. My friend called the cops, and was essentially told "call us when there is blood or a body."

      So here's the way I see it: LEO says defend yourself; we'll come by after a crime has been committed. However, if you defend yourself, you'll likely get arrested. Do you see the catch-22 there? Given that choice, I will defend myself and my family, err on the side of keeping my family safe, and if that puts me in jail, so be it.

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    103. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Are you really this obtuse? Yes, coffee is extremely hot. However, one ideally drinks it from a ceramic or glass mug at a dining table. If instead one is serving coffee in a disposable cup to someone in a motor vehicle with the obvious intention of drinking it on-the-go, then it is a different story and it's not unreasonable to expect some additional care to be taken in this regard.

      (In your quasi-scientific lingo, the "thermal dynamics" are insulated by a better cup which is what I'm suggesting in the first place.)

      Common sense suggests not to drink these beverages in a moving car (especially if you are driving); however, wouldn't common sense and responsibility also suggest not to sell them in the first place?

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    104. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

      Tony Martin may have killed a useless thief, but he should have been KNIGHTED, unlike
      Reginald Dwight.

      Murder, hahaha bullshit, he WAS attempting to protect his PROPERTY. The police were NOT there, and had he
      escaped, the property may not have been recovered. Should the police PAY for property
      they fail to return? I think so, OR let citizens kill the thieving bastards. The police
      budget would swell to gazillions of dollars/pounds/euros due to their basic incompetence.

      When you do the crime, you MUST face consequences, too bad if one of those consequences is death.
      Too fucking bad! Brendan should have had his arms cut off. Pussies can reply, pussies who
      wish to commit crimes and not face consequences only.

    105. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by yellowalienbaby · · Score: 1

      though I don't think they were quite worthy of actual death

      wtf? wut?

      sorry if you took the time to read it, but i had to say it

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    106. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by somersault · · Score: 1

      I am not a gun nut, neither do I know who Bernie Goetz is. It's a bit different shooting people on a subway than people intruding into your own property.

      Wow, just read that link you posted. That guy sounds more than a little unstable. Better to try and avoid a confrontation than start a fight, especially if it's just "five dollars" to start with, though you want to be careful if there are 4 guys I suppose. Shooting people intruding onto your property and trying to steal stuff is different than shooting 4 guys on a subway because one of them talks to you..

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    107. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You weren't there. So you don't know if they were only after $5, nor how they asked. Don't think you know HOW the whole thing came down. 'Sure I'll give em five and each of us will go his own merry way.'

      Riding home and they didn't say the magic word? Yep, I can see a bulss-eye on someone's forehead. I worked my ass to get that $5.

    108. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by somersault · · Score: 1

      I mean, shooting warning shots or aiming for say the lower legs would seem to me to be justifiable (good if they are incapacitated so that the police can pick them up), but body or headshots are a bit harsh.

      Perhaps I have just played too many computer games though. IRL I don't know if I'd be able to shoot anyone, much less have the accuracy to be able to hit their legs over any other part of their body..

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    109. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a question of self-determination. The Falklanders wanted a British government, and Argentina was not actively contesting the claim.

      If the people of the West Bank ever came to want an Israeli administration, and no Arabic state actively contested it, it would become wrong to resurrect the claim.

      Just as I think it was wrong for the claim to the Israeli homeland to be resurrected after some thousand years, and Israel to be taken over by force.

      Posting AC for obvious reasons.

    110. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by causality · · Score: 1

      I determined in second grade, IIRC, that if I was going to be punished for defending myself, that's fine...but I would not be a victim.

      I made a similar determination although I did not have to use it until high school. Once that type of person realizes that you're not an easy mark, that you will defend yourself at all costs, they usually find someone else to fuck with because deep down they are opportunistic cowards. They don't want to go toe-to-toe and battle someone; they want someone who will meekly submit (this is the same reason why violent crime has significantly reduced in every state which has allowed conceal-carry permits).

      I will not comment on what I experienced or did not experience, but I can tell you the general effect of the "punish everyone involved" mentality. Almost everyone decided that if they were going to be punished whether they merely fended off the attacker or whether they knocked the living shit out of him, they chose the latter option. So, the opportunity to learn by experience a real-world skill like understanding the correct use of restraint was wasted, all in the name of feel-good policies that actually increased the viciousness of most fights rather than reduced it. The lessons we should have learned from Prohibition apply to much more than drugs and alcohol, yet one would think that understanding neither them nor human nature in general is a job requirement for every position of authority.

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    111. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by daemonburrito · · Score: 1

      The other major reason is that there is a sort of war being waged against the concept of individuality and it's not because we have transcended ego boundaries but because our leaders have a statist, collectivist agenda.

      That's insane.

      Stop making out with Ayn Rand's corpse. It's gross. Besides, there are tons of elected officials who believe this objectivist tripe. I think your half-baked ideology is actually in control at the moment.

    112. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by causality · · Score: 1

      Do you still need to take action when the guy is *running away* from your house and your family? Shooting someone in the back is not self defence.

      Suppose you have the kind of criminals who would break into your house and pose a threat to you and your family. Suppose those criminals do in fact break into someone's house. If they run away from you, shooting them is probably not self-defense. However, whether they run away from you or not, shooting them is a favor to society.

      Rather than worry about what is and is not self-defense, and what is or is not excessive force and expecting a scared homeowner to make this determination in the middle of the night, It should simply be understood that if you do certain things, you are voluntarily surrendering your right to personal safety. Certain things like forcibly breaking into someone's house. There probably should be a different set of rules for when you are out in public, but it should be unambiguously understood that if you trespass into someone else's property, break into and enter their home, and threaten their family, then you are 100% completely responsible for everything that happens next and the homeowner has complete legal immunity no matter what happens to you. Enable that standard and suddenly this type of break-in will become less common.

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    113. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by TriggerFin · · Score: 1

      Ban phones that don't cover the numpad!

      Pesonally, I wouldn't stick one in my pocket if it didn't cover both the number keys and the main screen... probably the camera lens too, if it had one.

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    114. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Wasn't sapho juice still just another in a seemingly unending array of fairly similar spice preparations?

      IIRC, "spice" in the novels was quite a bit like "the internet" in many patents.

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    115. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      No. Sapho juice came from an actual sapho plant.

      Though the spice being in everything was an intentional detail of Arrakeen culture. The Fremen lived on a world where the only non-terraform life was the worms, which created the spice (apparently) as a form of photosynthesis (pre-spice mass comes to surface filled with water and organic matter and absorbs sunlight, producing spice that the sand-plankton can feed on).

      My question about the book is: what in God's name created an ecosystem in which the only native life form survived entirely by feeding upon either its own byproducts or the lower stages of its own species?

    116. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      True, I wasn't there and don't know exactly what happened. I do know, however, what the court documents stated happened, and what Goetz himself admitted, and what his lawyer stipulated. And according to all those sources, the kid calmly asked for five dollars. The kids surrounded him in a threatening manner, I'm not saying they weren't thugs or that he should have given them a penny. All I'm saying is that he shouldn't have shot them, and that when he did, the media here couldn't stop talking about it and the gun nuts lionized him. That much is consistent with what even Goetz himself has admitted.

      (And by the way I support gun ownership; I just don't think people should have the unquestioned right to shoot every douchebag who bothers them. I also think a human life is worth more than five bucks, even if it is the life of some stupid kid who is drunk broke and angry).

    117. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If more of these scrotes knew there was the possibility that they might get shot/hit over the head with a golf club/whatever they might just think twice before breaking into someone's home.

      The fact is if they hadn't been there, they wouldn't have got shot. And they got exactly what they deserved.

    118. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      I mean, shooting warning shots or aiming for say the lower legs would seem to me to be justifiable (good if they are incapacitated so that the police can pick them up), but body or headshots are a bit harsh.

      No. Absolutely not. Ask any of the pro-gun crowd (what with /.'s right-wing tendency there are always plenty around): you do not shoot at anything you do not mean to kill. It's not like the movies here. Shooting a man in the leg can still kill him; look up 'femoral artery' and how fast you die if it gets severed. And that's assuming you can reliably hit the leg - most people aren't such good marksmen.

      And supposing he had attempted that, and his defence had been 'I shot only to wound, but missed my aim, and he died' - then that would still have been murder, because he would have acted with the intention to cause serious bodily harm, even if he had not meant to kill.

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    119. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      Yep.

      Martin had also shown premeditation, in standing up at public meetings and declaring that he had the right to shoot trespassers, and that the "law of the wild west" should hold. He wasn't a "law-abiding citizen" in that his shotgun was illegally held: since his attitudes were known to the police it was unlikely that he'd have been granted a shotgun license if he'd applied for one -- the concern would have been that if this person had a shotgun, it'd only be a matter of time before he killed someone with it.

      So his shooting the two intruders and killing one of them was a compounding of the offence of having the illegally-held gun in the first place. It's like the difference between killing someone in a car accident, and killing someone in a car accident when you aren't legally entitled to be driving the car in the first place. It makes things worse. If you weren't already breaking the law, the person wouldn't have died. Martin and the lads were all lawbreakers: his lawbreaking was with murderous intent, theirs wasn't.

      Martin then seemed to be saying that he'd had the right to kill the person he shot, and that he'd do it again given the chance. If he'd claimed to be frightened and acting in self-defence, the jury might have been more sympathetic, but Martin seemed to be saying that the intruders were fair game, and his previous public statements seemed to suggest that perhaps he'd been itching for a chance to do something like this for some time. It also didn't help that his house was an isolated ramshackle building that looked abandoned, with no stairs, smashed windows and no lights on. In other words, exactly the sort of abandoned-looking building that kids like to explore or use as a den. When they entered his property, Martin was apparently hiding in wait, in the dark, with his gun. He confronted them, they ran away, he shot them anyway. Ironically, if "The Laws of the Wild West" really HAD applied, then Martin would have been hanged for his actions as a "backshooter". The old "W-W" rules used to be, if you deliberately shot someone in the back, it was murder.

    120. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give humanity another couple hundred years, you haven't seen nothing yet bub!

    121. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by causality · · Score: 1

      That's insane.

      Stop making out with Ayn Rand's corpse. It's gross. Besides, there are tons of elected officials who believe this objectivist tripe. I think your half-baked ideology is actually in control at the moment.

      I've actually never read any of Rand's works, although a few people on Slashdot seem to think it's the ultimate "hah, I sure told him off!" to mention her instead of refuting what I say. Perhaps I will pick up one of her works just to see what all the fuss is about. At any rate, nothing is easier than calling something half-baked and tripe without ever explaining your implied superior point of view that makes you say so. If you were expecting me to start "defending my good name" from the labels you've tried to apply, you will be disappointed. I will merely see whether you will accept my challenge to tell me why you believe I am wrong. If you cannot or will not, then I know all I need to know about your position. If you will do that, and if you do a good job, perhaps I will learn something new or discard a false belief that I thought was true, in which case you would have my gratitude.

      I certainly don't need Rand or anyone else to see with my own eyes that there is such a thing as ego and that overcoming it to explore new possibilities is not what the collectivists have in mind. They don't want to explore something new; they want to repeat an idea that is very old, which is absolute state power. The only reason why I mention the difference at all is because some people actually seem to think that surrendering their identity to a powerful State is a good idea, as though this has never been tried before. It's funny really, because we universally denounce the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini because of their cruelty and ruthlessness without ever cultivating an understanding of how they came to be and how their ideas were sold to the people. I really believe that America with its "can't happen here" mentality is in for a terrible wake-up call. The Founding Fathers certainly believed that it "can happen here" and warned us repeatedly to guard against it.

      My reason for saying that our leaders have a statist, collectivist agenda is quite simple. As time passes, the USA federal government continues to increase in both size and power. It is continuing to do so today and the "War on Terror" is providing a fantastic excuse although several have been used. It is showing no signs of reversing this trend, and this trend has been the case since at least the beginning of the 20th century. You simply don't perpetuate a century-long trend by accident. The reason why we were warned not to trade liberty in exchange for a little temporary security is because you never, ever get that liberty back. What you call the evening news can also be viewed as an exercise in "Problem, Reaction, Solution" which is also known as "Thesis, Antithesis, Synthesis".

      If you really believe that my "ideology" is in control, it's because you don't remotely understand it. If these matters were up to me, the American people would go back to being fiercely independent, relatively self-sufficient, and difficult to govern because this globalist military-industrial-media-pharmaceutical-banking complex is benefitting the very few at the expense of the very many. If you absolutely insist on identifying me with an author, you should know that this will never give you a terribly accurate picture, but if you must do it anyway, then read the works of Henry David Thoreau to get a better idea of what I believe.

      I am willing to give you the benefit of a doubt and assume that you are not merely trolling. I'd prefer to assume you are not trolling and write a few paragraphs and be wrong and let you get your jollies, than to assume that you are trolling and miss out on hearing a different point of view. I hope that you do take the time to read this and respond, as I very well might learn something.

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    122. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by daemonburrito · · Score: 1

      I was trolling a little bit.

      The reason that other people on slashdot mention Ayn Rand in response to your posts: She referred to anyone that she disagreed with as "collectivist". Her circle of friends in New York was called "The Collective" in a tongue-in-cheek manner (interestingly, Alan Greenspan, the very one who would become the Chairman of the Federal Reserve, was a member).

      As completely opposed as I am to her philosophy, I think you may enjoy her work. (I never thought I would recommend her to anyone, but there it is).

      My particular opposition with your view of the world is this: In the United States, it has been used repeatedly in the past forty years to justify transferring wealth and power from the public trust into corporations. Strict individualism has been invoked several times to move away from the New Deal and towards Corporatism. And this Corporatism is a much closer cousin to Il Duce's fascism than your feared "collectivism", sharing much of the same anti-communist rhetoric.

      Large organizations are now with us to stay, as long as our civilization lasts. From the sewer system of 19th century Paris to the U.S. Interstate system, there will always now be problems that are exclusively in the bailiwick of nation-state-sized organizations. For better or for worse.

      Your Individualistic utopia is as impossible as any other orthodoxy. It's only used today to trick people in handing over control to corporations, as far as I can tell.

      Btw, Thoreau was a great influence on my thinking as well. However, I eventually came to see that without a government large enough to contain the interrelations of property, Walden Pond is hypoxic waste from runoff of fertilizer from the factory farm upstream.

      In summary, I see a marginally responsive government as far preferable to rule by a handful of large corporations, enforcing their strange, dystopic, and wrongly-named social darwinism. I also believe that bureaucracies are not necessarily bad, and the one of the greatest assets of a government are career civil servants. Further, I believe that rigid individualism, strict emphasis on personal property, and free-market orthodoxy can lead to rule by sociopaths (the winners of the game of social so-called darwinism), just as strict propertylessness led to absolute rule by Stalin (who was the ideological opposite of Mussolini).

      The world is not as simple as you make it seem. It is at once more mundane and more terrifying than you believe.

    123. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by daemonburrito · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the lame double post. I just wanted you to know that I thought your response was pretty great.

      Also, I wanted to make clear that Thoreau was very valuable to me. Coincidentally, that was when I was trying to survive a U.S. public school.

      I don't believe your collectivist agenda exists, but it's clear you're a pretty smart individual.

    124. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by causality · · Score: 1

      I appreciate your honesty about having trolled earlier. I'll be equally direct and save you some time -- you are making a straw man argument and the rest of this post will demonstrate why.

      For you, this seems to be a question of "who will wield the current total level of power and influence that is being exerted" for which there are only two possible answers: "government" or "corportions" with various euphamisms used for either or both. For me, it's more of a question of "regardless of who is wielding it, is the current level of power and influence being exerted excessive?". If the answer to that question is "yes", then it is a symptom of a deeper problem and there are serious questions about how and why we allowed things to become this way.

      You speak of corporations as though they are the epitome of individualism. You don't seem to be saying it like it's your belief but rather like it's what you have always heard. I hate to break it to you, but anyone who claims that with a straight face is either a liar or an idiot. Corporate control and influence is at least as bad as when government does it and is perhaps even worse. In my last post, when I referred to the "globalist military-industrial-media-pharmaceutical-banking complex", what did you suppose I was talking about?

      I don't consider the monied interests behind major corporations directing many thousands of employees to be "individualistic" in the slightest. As I've said in other discussions, I think companies are like fire; they are wonderful slaves but terrible masters. I feel the same way about government. They are both our servants but they fancy themselves our masters and for some reason we put up with it.

      My idea of individualism has nothing to do with social darwinism or corporate control and everything to do with people thinking for themselves and rejecting all easy answers and efforts to tell them how they should think and what they should feel no matter the source (accomplish that and everything you mentioned will find its own balance). Furthermore, I think that's our natural state, that it took great effort and a long time to convince people to buy into this consumerist, materialist, convenience-is-everything culture of needless dependency and helplessness.

      It's my belief that we allow both government and corporations to meddle in too many issues that are not properly their concern. I don't want to reduce the power of government in order to increase the power of corporations, nor do I wish to reduce the power of corporations in order to increase the power of government. Unlike the relatively narrow view you are presenting, It does not have to be a zero-sum game. I would love to see a reduction in the power of both. Both of them have any power at all because we permit it and I think somewhere along the line we've forgotten that. Both, at the same time, have been less powerful and less influential in the past and both, at the same time, can be less powerful and less influential now. The only way to arrange that is for people to stop being so passive and thoughtless and helpless and dependent; simple reform is not going to cut it.

      A utopia this is not; in fact this would make life more difficult than it is now in some ways although it would be infinitely better in others. An orthodoxy it certainly is not -- I mean, think about it: what large influential organization who can establish an entire orthodoxy and get people to follow it is going to advocate that we vastly reduce the influence of large organizations and discourage people from so easily following them? You display a certain bias for thinking in terms of one orthodoxy versus another orthodoxy that I do not share. This is twice now that I've tried to tell you that what I am talking about is not what you think I am talking about; that what you think I am talking about is on the list of things I'm tired of. I really think that other people you have heard have used similar concepts because they sound good and could be twisted and misrepresented and used to justify whatever agenda was being veiled and now you are eager to dismiss me on the same grounds. That's called muddying the waters and perhaps you can appreciate how effective it is as a propaganda or "PR" tactic.

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    125. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by daemonburrito · · Score: 1

      I appreciate your honesty about having trolled earlier.

      I didn't mean to suggest that I was ashamed. Socrates was a troll in real life, among others.

      My opinion isn't that there is a zero-sum game between parties interested in power - although power vacuums tend to get filled. It's that governments have done a great deal of good, and can be the people's greatest tool against exploitation.

      My argument wasn't intentionally attacking a strawman. I was trying to (poorly, perhaps) demonstrate that lots of different (indeed, opposing) ideologies can lead to the same kind of rule that you fear. It was actually meant as a reductio ad absurdum argument. Individualism is not a perfect antidote to tyranny.

      I present as further evidence the United States' Gilded Age. This was the most ideal small-government, individualist era in the nation's history. It took government might and labor unions to restore liberty to the people.

      I will take you at face value regarding your point about orthodoxies. This means that I am hoping that you will not take my belief in social and environmental responsibility as Stalinist Communism, just as I will no longer take your individualism as Fascism.

      With that out of the way, there is a lot that I agree with in your posts. I just don't agree that there is a collectivist agenda, or that the problem is too much government power at the scale of nation-states; I think much of the woes in the United States at the moment are the result of the neutering of regulatory agencies. Maybe this point is a semantic difficulty with the term "size": Do we mean the scope of its power? Or the resources it consumes? Or the proportion of the population that it employs? In any case, I think the current government is already too weak in regulatory powers, and should spend more on infrastructure and social welfare. IMHO, of course.

      I agree that people are far too passive at the moment. Far too uninformed, as well. I share your revulsion towards the convenience-is-everything culture. But I wouldn't go so far as saying people are too dependent. Is a slave dependent on his master?

      I totally agree with you about the ignorance of the forces that propelled tyrants to power. I am merely suggesting that the truth is more complicated than you were suggesting. These charismatic figures didn't come to power because of evil, they came to power because their rhetoric made sense to reasonable people. It's tragic that rhetoric similar to yours was used to inspire the Blackshirts, just as it's tragic that rhetoric similar to mine was used when Stalin and Mao consolidated power. Whether this is an intrinsic property of our philosophies is a question I couldn't answer; but it seems to prove that there is more than one road to tyranny.

    126. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by mikael · · Score: 1

      I don't understand it myself, but there are plenty of instances of the legal system being more on the side of the underclass than home owners.

      Family ordered to remove security gates from driveway

      Photographing vandals is assault, cameraman is told

      Pensioner ordered to remove flat-cap for security reasons

      Families who overfill rubbish bins fined more than shoplifters

      There are many others.

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  3. Yes by Oh+no,+it's+Dixie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If anything, the prank callers should be given less attention. That being said, the videos are hilarious, and I want more of them.

  4. Ooh, Sounds fun! by B4light · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want to go make a prank emergency call too! :D

  5. TRUFAX. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone else think the chance of YouTube fame is more likely to encourage copycats than educate people about the wrongs of hoax calling?

    Yes, because there was certainly no such thing as prank phone calls before Youtube came along.

    1. Re:TRUFAX. by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 4, Informative

      Anyone else think the chance of YouTube fame is more likely to encourage copycats than educate people about the wrongs of hoax calling?

      Yes, because there was certainly no such thing as prank phone calls before Youtube came along.

      Yes, because that's what the GP said. He said "Youtube will create the concept of prank calling". It's not like he made a valid point about it encouraging idiots to get some 'fame' for themselves, or possibly memeifying the worst calls and making them into regular prank call trolls. Way to miss the point.

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    2. Re:TRUFAX. by Dancindan84 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      People have no respect for anyone any more, themselves included. If they want them to stop they should hit them where it hurts, in their wallet. Even a small $50 fine for a non-emergency 999/911 call would be enough to deter pranksters.

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    3. Re:TRUFAX. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, because that's what the GP said. He said "Youtube will create the concept of prank calling". It's not like he made a valid point about it encouraging idiots to get some 'fame' for themselves, or possibly memeifying the worst calls and making them into regular prank call trolls. Way to miss the point.

      Perhaps I did miss the point of that question, thanks for pointing that out. Without being a sarcastic asshat, what I mean is that I still don't think Youtube fame has or will have any appreciable effect on prank phone calls to 999. Prank calling has been around for ages, and there have always been a percentage of prank callers doing it to get "noticed" in some way, trying to be the next Jerky Boys or what have you. The medium has just shifted with the times; the folks who in past generations may have been swapping around bootleg prank call audiocassettes or putting scratchy early 1990s Realaudio clips on the web are now posting to Youtube. But I don't believe the fact that it's Youtube really means more people will be doing this who would have otherwise not done so, nor will the fact that the police put out their own ads asking people not to affect it. Those who are going to prank 999 have already made their choice without being swayed toward it by a well-meaning commercial.

      Just for the record, I've always dug phone pranks, but I've never enjoyed ones involving emergency operators. They've got better things to do.

    4. Re:TRUFAX. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People have no respect for anyone any more, themselves included. If they want them to stop they should hit them where it hurts, in their wallet. Even a small $50 fine for a non-emergency 999/911 call would be enough to deter pranksters.

      I agree that 999/911/etc. pranksters deserve some sort of punishment, but the fact of the matter is it's easy enough to avoid having such calls traced back to you that anyone can do it with little to no hassle. With a little Googling and effort anyone can spoof their phone number, or even simply use a public phone that doesn't have a camera pointed at it.

    5. Re:TRUFAX. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Two issues:

      1) The fact that it is technically doable doesn't mean that folks will work around the caller id. The majority of folks do stuff like this on a spur of the moment impulse. Most of them aren't thinking far enough ahead to try this.

      2) I could be wrong on this, but I believe the police (in the US anyhow) won't be spoofed. I believe there is another protocol in place where they can actually record where you are calling from.

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    6. Re:TRUFAX. by clang_jangle · · Score: 5, Funny

      simply use a public phone that doesn't have a camera pointed at it.

      What, in England?!

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    7. Re:TRUFAX. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      ) The fact that it is technically doable doesn't mean that folks will work around the caller id. The majority of folks do stuff like this on a spur of the moment impulse. Most of them aren't thinking far enough ahead to try this.

      I do wonder whether it's actually the majority, but at any rate those people will be found and punished for this particular crime, while others won't.

      I could be wrong on this, but I believe the police (in the US anyhow) won't be spoofed. I believe there is another protocol in place where they can actually record where you are calling from.

      It's quite possible to spoof 911, from complex technical workarounds I won't go into to simply beige-boxing someone else's line. I don't endorse such actions or course, but that doesn't make it any less technically possible.

    8. Re:TRUFAX. by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Who gives a fuck what you think? Are we all supposed to base our decisions on what some genius who can't even respond to a question properly thinks?

      Of course there is a higher chance of people making prank calls after watching this - they now have an audience. The challenge is there to get the most views, by making the most funny and ridiculous call, with which they can brag to their friends about.

      Just for the record, I've always dug phone pranks, but I've never enjoyed ones involving emergency operators. They've got better things to do.

      Most people have better things to do than answer prank calls, that is not why it is bad to call emergency operators. It is because you are taking away resources from a service which could save someones life.

    9. Re:TRUFAX. by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      A beige box doesn't spoof anything. It is not possible to remotely spoof someone else's phone number anymore. The only avenue of attack to get around this is to dial into a vulnerable PBX and call out using that PBX. It's not spoofing though, once they are on to you they can use that PBX to trace back to the original caller.

      Caller ID has two parts, the CNID part which you can modify and the ANI part which is based on the hardware you are connecting removing control from you.

      We had our PBX compromised a while back, ended up tracing calls through three others PBXs before it went outside the country. It takes a lot of teamwork from companies who care about long distance, if you run into one that doesn't it gets a lot harder.

    10. Re:TRUFAX. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for the record, I've always dug phone pranks, but I've never enjoyed ones involving emergency operators. They've got better things to do.

      Unlike everyone else.

    11. Re:TRUFAX. by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Hold on: The should be a fine for genuine pranks, and for things that are OBVIOUSLY not an emergency, and obviously wouldn't involve ambulances, fire trucks, or police cars. Granted.

      But if you think it's clear WHICH calls warrant 911, you are mistaken. Serious, honest people run the risk of not knowing the secret answer to this question.

      One time, I saw a dude drive out of a parking lot by plowing over a curb and going some distance over wet grass, f'ing up the property and revealing himself to be a reckless driver. That's at least a kind of vandalism, and if police should want to learn of instances like these since they're so hard to catch.

      So, recognizing that this wasn't an emergency, I looked in the phonebook for the NON-emergency police number. (Again, doing my due diligence.) Laugh if you want, but the number was NOT easy to find. It was not in the front or back, and not under police. (Turns out it was under "City of ____")

      So, being AWARE of all these considerations, and following proper procedures as best I could, I called 911 and immediately asked to be transferred to the police (as I did when I was in a car accident one time). But no, the operator wanted to pump me for information about the incident, and finally demanded to know if it was life-or-death, and of course it's not, so she said, DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's supposed to go to the NON-emergency line, and oh, you couldn't find that number, well DUHHHHHHH it's under "City of ____".

      Should I be fined for that?

      And no, this is not a nitpick:

      -I've also heard many cases of people calling the non-emergency line for, um, a non-emergency, and then being told, "Oh, no [stupid], just call 911 for that". Cities vary on what goes to 911.
      -What do we tell rape victims? Call 911! Not "um, er, remember this one, call 530-3853 for the local number and if you're in a different city ..." But, um, rape isn't a life-or-death matter usually. Yet, despite this, we still say it's okay, even good, to call 911 for rape. (Obvious exception: if the victim feels suicidal. But then, let's just hope the operator has a ****ing clue and doesn't lecture her about what the REAL suicide line is, go hang up and call it, ma'am.)
      -What about minor car accidents? AGAIN, no emergency there, at least if the drivers have (as required by law) pulled over? Yet who in the world calls the local police line for a minor car accident? No, you call 911.

      So yes, fine people for stupid calls, big time, but PLEASE allow discretion for honest non-emergency mistakes.

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    12. Re:TRUFAX. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      I do wonder whether it's actually the majority, but at any rate those people will be found and punished for this particular crime, while others won't.

      *Shrug*. I could make the same argument about any other law. The fact is tying up emergency services is wrong, clearly creates the potential for harm to others and should be a crime if it isn't already. My gut is that you will find that a handful of people cause a significant percentage of the waste of time. Bust a few of these people, make sure it makes the papers that these folks got prison time or a hefty fine (even if later it gets commuted), and you will see a significant decrease. The fact is most folks are sheep, not mastermind criminals.

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    13. Re:TRUFAX. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      A beige box doesn't spoof anything.

      It "spoofs" the party responsible for the call.

    14. Re:TRUFAX. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      Are we all supposed to base our decisions on what some genius who can't even respond to a question properly thinks?

      Ummm... no? No, wait, yes! No meaning yes! Damn it... er, pass?

      Of course there is a higher chance of people making prank calls after watching this - they now have an audience. The challenge is there to get the most views, by making the most funny and ridiculous call, with which they can brag to their friends about.

      I still have to disagree on this. My point is these people have always had an audience. The fact that the audience is now on Youtube doesn't mean there was no audience before, and the motivations for people like that haven't changed much over the years. Youtube is not some magic new thing that causes pranks, it's just one of the current methods of distribution, and it will be until something else comes along to replace it someday.

      Most people have better things to do than answer prank calls, that is not why it is bad to call emergency operators. It is because you are taking away resources from a service which could save someones life.

      Well said.

    15. Re:TRUFAX. by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      For the most part the pranksters are:
      a) Teenagers
      b) Drunk
      c) Stupid
      d) some combination of the above

      I think you'll find the percentage of pranksters calling in about their broken toaster using a compromised PBX is rather small compared to the above group(s).

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    16. Re:TRUFAX. by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      No, you have a point. I guess "non-emergency" was too vague. There are calls that require police involvement that -don't- require 911/999 as you've mentioned. They shouldn't be fined, just informed. The people calling about what the weather's like out or their preference for corned beef over turkey are the ones I meant.

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    17. Re:TRUFAX. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who gives a fuck what you think?

      We could say the same about you.

    18. Re:TRUFAX. by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Ok, I was a bit harsh, recovering from a hangover.

      I think there is a huge difference between making the call with friends in the room, and having a record of the call that you can send to everyone at school or on your myspace account. There is a much greater incentive to outdo each other when you have a record of the event.

    19. Re:TRUFAX. by Emperor+Zombie · · Score: 1

      Ummm... no? No, wait, yes! No meaning yes! Damn it... er, pass?

      Splunge!

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    20. Re:TRUFAX. by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      So you think by utilizing an anonymous web proxy you are spoofing the proxy provider? That's exactly what you are doing by using someone else's line.

      The party you are stealing from is responsible for the call regardless of who actually made the call. The police would show up at their door at which time they would produce evidence that no one in the office made the call. The same thing would happen with a residence, the call came from that location so that is where they will show up. There is no false information being presented and so there is no spoofing. Phone lines don't care who is making the call, only that calls are allowed on the line.

    21. Re:TRUFAX. by Haoie · · Score: 1

      I doubt pranksters are up for paying fines, either.

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    22. Re:TRUFAX. by piltdownman84 · · Score: 1

      I've had the similar problem with calling 911 for non emergency where I live. My problem is defining what is an emergency. Where I live pan handlers have been getting more and more aggressive. To the point where they will grab you on the arm and ask for money. I called 911 over this once, was told that was not an emergency and I shouldn't be calling about that. Another time two drug addicts having sex in a downtown park in the middle of the day, nope that was not an emergency either. Some guy trying to sell me crack on the main street, nope I shouldn't have called about that.

  6. Itsatrick by krkhan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone else think the chance of YouTube fame is more likely to encourage copycats than educate people about the wrongs of hoax calling?"

    Anyone else think that British Police *is* the one going after Youtube fame because they weren't getting enough channel views?

  7. Not a bad idea by neokushan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's not a bad idea, but as the summary theorised, it's just going to create a bunch of copycats.
    What they should do is list how much each person has been charged for these hoax calls to hammer home that it just wont be tolerated.
    It makes me sick when people waste the Emergency service's time like this and I genuinely believe they should all be harshly punished for it - people's lives are at stake, there's no excuse.

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    1. Re:Not a bad idea by EdZ · · Score: 4, Informative

      The call is free of charge. The fine for abusing the service isn't.

    2. Re:Not a bad idea by xaxa · · Score: 5, Informative

      A non-emergency number (101) was launched a couple of years ago in some areas to try and reduce the number of calls to 999, it's meant to be used for: reporting vandalism and graffiti; noise nuisance; threatening and abusive behaviour; abandoned vehicles; dumping and fly tipping; drunk and rowdy groups; drug related anti-social behaviour; and broken street lighting.

      There's also NHS Direct (0845 46 47), for medical non-emergencies.

      Perhaps Google could launch a service to cover everything else, with some voice recognition, a Google search and an audio web browser.

    3. Re:Not a bad idea by WombatDeath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It makes me sick when people waste the Emergency service's time like this and I genuinely believe they should all be harshly punished for it - people's lives are at stake, there's no excuse.

      I agree with the sentiment, but I think the difficulty lies in punishing the offenders without deterring people from reporting genuine emergencies, in the fear that they'll be punished if their problem isn't sufficiently severe.

      I wouldn't classify any of the youtube clips as 'correct' emergency calls, but I can sympathise with at least a couple of them. One clip involves a woman whose house has been invaded by wasps, and I can imagine some people finding that sufficiently scary to panic and mistakenly classify it as an emergency. Another is superfically silly - an elderly woman who can't peel potatoes because she can't find her glasses - but, again, if you're old and confused and can't see well enough to eat, it could (in muddled sort of way) be a significant problem. And who do you call do deal with significant problems?

      Again, I'm all for punishing people who take the piss, but I don't think it's a trivial line to draw.

    4. Re:Not a bad idea by kabocox · · Score: 1

      A non-emergency number (101) was launched a couple of years ago in some areas to try and reduce the number of calls to 999, it's meant to be used for: reporting vandalism and graffiti; noise nuisance; threatening and abusive behaviour; abandoned vehicles; dumping and fly tipping; drunk and rowdy groups; drug related anti-social behaviour; and broken street lighting.

      Um, that stuff actually sounds like valid reasons to dial 911 around here. When you really look at most police stuff is this nonemergency stuff. It should all be going to the same dispatch center anyway. The only thing that a different number does is automatically down grade your response time. On our police monthly reports we have 6 dispatch levels of calls for service. Would you want to put out six emergency numbers so that the caller could self sort a bit how important their call is? That's what the damn call center is for! They should be trained and have flow charts on how to handle all of these sorts of calls.

    5. Re:Not a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Unfortunately the measures employed to reduce misuse of 999 calls (in the UK) does not stop ass-hattery on the side of the 999 response centre.
      Half a year back, I called 999 to report a break-in in progress. I did this from my mobile phone as my student halls do not have landlines. Vodafone took 6 minutes (I timed it) to connect me to Glasgow Emergency Services even though I was in Oxford, a few hundred miles south... It took another 3 minutes to hand me over to the Oxford Centre just to speak to someone who had no local knowledge and required to pull out an A-Z to find the street I was talking about. Quality! If I had been attacked, I would have been long dead

    6. Re:Not a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A similar experience I have had was in Manchester. I was walking home and saw someone get hit by a car. Someone called 999 and was trying to get the responder to understand where to go. After 5 minutes, an ambulance passed with flashing lights which we stopped by waving at it. Turned out that it was going somewhere else. The ambulance driver took the phone and spoke to the 999 centre. After more than a minute of discussion, he got fed up and hung up. He called another ambulance over the radio to go to his original destination and put the victim into the back and drove him to the hospital which was only 100 metres down the road. If we had known that the 999 staff were so clueless, we could have carried the guy into emergency room quicker than the ambulance the 999 guy was organising would have shown up. Luckily the victim's head injury wasn't that serious...

    7. Re:Not a bad idea by Alsee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      fly tipping

      I (and probably most non-Brits) was rather puzzled by that phrase. All I could think of was cow tipping. LOL. So I looked it up:

      Fly-tipping or dumping is a British term for illegally dumping waste somewhere other than an authorised landfill.

      And I came across this hysterical news item of a man threatened with prosecution under the Fly Tipping law:
      threatened with prison or a £50,000 fine if he takes windblown sand back to the beach.
      Oh christ, some government official being just a wee bit anal-retentive with the law there.

      And I love this part: Offenders can also have their vehicle - in this case a wheelbarrow - confiscated.

      I can just see some five-year-old having their tricycle confiscated for playing with a plastic pail of sand and pouring it on the beach. Damn Fly Tippers.

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    8. Re:Not a bad idea by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      That's why the Police's job is to solve crimes and apprehend criminals. One policeperson per one thousand citizens is much too few to prevent crimes. Fear of efficient and effective prosecution is a strong point against criminals, but given our justice system here in Europe, armed self-defense is about to make a hell of a come-back soon.

      Too bad we aren't allowed to own any weapons, but our police won't protect us - they're busy protecting themselves, from paperwork and increasingly from perpetrators themselves.

      Nanny state and wimpy police breeds crazy youth. If you don't arm yourself soon - even IF it's illegal, well, prepare to be a good sheep.

    9. Re:Not a bad idea by soulsteal · · Score: 1

      Now why should fly tipping be a crime? If you have the skill and sneakiness to catch a fly off its guard and knock it over on it's side, then bravo!

      It is like cow tipping, right?

    10. Re:Not a bad idea by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If you don't arm yourself soon - even IF it's illegal, well, prepare to be a good sheep

      I'd love to see some evidence of the crime, anarchy and lawlessness surrounding me here in the UK so that I can persuade everyone to join me in the armed struggle for freedom and civilization, because at the moment everyone would just laugh and call me a loony.

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    11. Re:Not a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      101 only works in three (?) areas of the country having been abandoned in a further two.

      NHS direct (after they've harvested every possible piece of irrelevent personal data from you, just how many times a day do you poop, Mr xaxa? Have you considered voting Labour? Can I interest you in a time share?)) usually give you advise that is no more use than what you knew already, or, they read from their website which you could have just found yourself.

      It's more AOL tech support than health care.

    12. Re:Not a bad idea by nickyj · · Score: 1

      And who do you call do deal with significant problems?

      You call the operator, ask to be connected to your local police department, then they can handle your problem as a non-emergency-but-serious-enough-for-police-help.

      When there was a car alarm going off at 2am on a weekday outside my window, that's what I did, I didn't call 911 cause they might be handling emergencies. They contacted the owner through registration/license info, or else they would have towed it for disturbing the peace.

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    13. Re:Not a bad idea by WombatDeath · · Score: 1

      And I'd have done the same via a google search, but probably neither of us is an old and possibly vulnerable person who might, in our anxiety, lack a calm perspective. I'm not arguing against punishing those who abuse the system, just suggesting that grey areas might extend farther than is immediately apparent.

    14. Re:Not a bad idea by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      I thought the injured pigeon one wasn't too bad either - she obviously wanted to get ahold of some kind of animal control office, and in many cases the animal control is run by the police department, and how do you get ahold of the police department? If the animal was nastily injured and obviously suffering, I can see how someone could be distraught enough to call 911 instead of thinking to dial some directory assistance to get the regular police number.

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    15. Re:Not a bad idea by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      How many confirmed murders of young people by other young people do you want? 10? 20? How about 3 knife deaths per day just in Greater London?

      For general people, the law gets tougher every day, try going 3km above the speed limit if you have doubts. But then again, people are shooting and stabbing each other in record numbers.

    16. Re:Not a bad idea by xaxa · · Score: 1

      In Britain, 999 is only for when life/health/property is in danger or a crime is in progress. If the vandalism is in progress then you should call 999, but when the crime has already happened and the perpetrators long gone you should call the police on their 'normal' number. Many people don't know the normal number, the 101 number was meant to fix that.

    17. Re:Not a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, it's not a bad idea, except that it is a bad idea?

    18. Re:Not a bad idea by kabocox · · Score: 1

      In Britain, 999 is only for when life/health/property is in danger or a crime is in progress. If the vandalism is in progress then you should call 999, but when the crime has already happened and the perpetrators long gone you should call the police on their 'normal' number. Many people don't know the normal number, the 101 number was meant to fix that.

      Well, there is nothing wrong per se with teaching the population to dial six different numbers depending on what it is. Heck, you have 999 somewhat easy 3 digit numbers you could teach the population match up to given predefined government services. It's just do you want/expect the callers to know all that, or to you want better trained operators? You don't have nearly as much control over the callers as you do over the operators. You can train the operators to handle all this crap. Can you teach the population to dial such and such given numbers? Maybe.

    19. Re:Not a bad idea by xaxa · · Score: 1

      It's not 999 different numbers. It's not even six different numbers. It's two. If it's an emergency, dial 999. If it's not, dial 101.

    20. Re:Not a bad idea by Jellybob · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've been attacked in the street 3 times over the last four years, and not once have the police done anything about it.

      The last time it happened I was actually told by the police operator that despite the people who did it still being in a group down the road, they couldn't send anyone just now, because they were all at one other incident. I was asked to wait, which I did for half an hour. At that point I gave up, went home, and got a call back from them three days later to get details.

      I know plenty of other people that's happened to, and several people who have been hospitalised due to random attacks in the street.

    21. Re:Not a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumping and fly tipping? You mean, where you set out a lure for flys, and, when they come to feed, you push them over if they fall asleep? Wow, that sounds like fun, but I'm not sure why it's illegal in England. Must be the dumping part, I guess.

    22. Re:Not a bad idea by BitwiseX · · Score: 0, Informative

      dumping and fly tipping;

      fly tipping? I live in Virginia USA, and have done plenty of cow tipping... Fly tipping sounds ALOT more challenging. You brits are crazy!

    23. Re:Not a bad idea by xaxa · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine was mugged in a nice area of London a few months ago. He told the police, and spent about an hour the next day being driven round by the police in an unmarked car trying to spot the criminal.

      <cynicism>No doubt he would have been ignored if the mugging had been in a rough area</cynicism>

    24. Re:Not a bad idea by shilly · · Score: 1

      I agree. To be honest, I think this is perfect example of Avon and Somerset Police demonstrating that public sector organisations fail to understand the needs of the people they serve, and then "punish" them if they exhibit the "wrong" behaviour. You couldn't imagine Tesco behaving in this way. It's clear from watching the clips that many of these calls are made simply because people trust the police to solve every problem (who said authority figures were dead in modern society?) and know of only one way to get hold of them: 999. The fixes would work rather better if they focused on ensuring everyone knows that another number besides 999 and knows that it's the best number to call to get stuff sorted -- and then for that number to be staffed by people empowered to connect callers with the services they need (animal health, social services, the health service etc etc).

      I think they'd be far better off calling Val Curtis and asking her how she went to consumer goods companies for advice on how to persuade people in developing countries to change their habits. By respecting the undeniable truth about how people behaved in response to the messages they received, she helped craft the right kinds of messages to encourage soap-washing and is on track to save millions of lives.
      http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/07/13/business/13habit.php

      (None of this is to deny that a few callers were idiotic, but others were simply confused or scared. )

       

    25. Re:Not a bad idea by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      I think I realize how The Onion gets their material. They publish local news from Britain in the US and national news from the US in Britain.

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    26. Re:Not a bad idea by Alsee · · Score: 1

      :D Good one.

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  8. yeah ... by omar.sahal · · Score: 1
    Anyone else think the chance of YouTube fame is more likely to encourage copycats than educate people about the wrongs of hoax calling?

    I do

    my fave is the gut who called for advice on how to get dye out of his jeans

  9. My YouTube is slow by wisty · · Score: 5, Funny

    My ISP is slow, and I can't download those videos fast enough. Is there anyone I can call for help?

    1. Re:My YouTube is slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hear 999 is great for this.

    2. Re:My YouTube is slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Offer to do some construction for Ted Stevens. He can unclog your YouTubes.

    3. Re:My YouTube is slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An actual 999 conversation:
      "....
      What happened to your..your own personal YouTube? I..I just the other day got YouTube was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning Friday. I got it yesterday. Why? ...."

    4. Re:My YouTube is slow by yayotters · · Score: 0

      I hear LifeAlert is great for this.

    5. Re:My YouTube is slow by Patrick+Fisher · · Score: 0

      Yes, try 555-2368

  10. Youtube fame!? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    It's not as though it's that hard to get on youtube. You can get your picture as well as your voice if you like.

  11. Brilliant... by whisper_jeff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These 14 year old twits are looking for attention so the cops are giving them international exposure... That couldn't possibly backfire and have the exact opposite outcome... Seriously, if the cops can't understand the very simple and basic motivation of pranksters, what does that say for their ability to understand criminals?...

    1. Re:Brilliant... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Did you listen to the clips? The two linked ones were both elderly ladies, not '14 year old twits,' They didn't sound like crank calls, just people genuinely not understanding what 999 is for (or even what the police are for, in one case).

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    2. Re:Brilliant... by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

      Who do you think is going to see these clips on Youtube? Elderly ladies (who may be suffering from any number of issues that make them absent minded) or 14 year old twit pranksters? And I'm willing to bet the 400-ish erroneous calls they get a month, which are prompting them into action, are not dominated by addle-minded elderly who just don't understand what 999 is for... If they're threatening jail time and 5k fines, they're going after people abusing the system. So I'll stand by my "14 year old twit" statement.

    3. Re:Brilliant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      As anyone who has watched Monty Python will know, elderly ladies can be just as much a hazard to society as young hooligans.

    4. Re:Brilliant... by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      The "what year was the internet started" one at least sounded like a person who genuinely DID know what the emergency number is for (and indeed said so several times herself), but was too drunk to give a damn.

    5. Re:Brilliant... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      As anyone who has watched Monty Python will know, elderly ladies can be just as much a hazard to society as young hooligans.

      Not to mention the frustration you feel when they're standing on the line for your local department store, and then they can't find their credit card in their magician-like purses.

  12. How about a dead mouse on a porch? by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Except it wasn't a prank. The lady actually believed she could call the cops to get a dead mouse off her porch.

    A friend of mine was the dispatcher who took the call, and he kept the recording.

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    1. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by EvilMonkeySlayer · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't see why legislation hasn't been put in place that fines people for frivolous calls, I mean when you phone 999 you know it's for the emergency services. There is no excuse except perhaps you're senile, in which case a medical professional should provide proof of such and you don't have to pay the fine.. and perhaps get your phone taken away because you're senile and calling 999.

      The current government has been legislation happy, this is something that actually needs it.

    2. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We have had cities for 5000 years yet soooo many people are still incapable of civilized behavior, be it due to nitwittery or hooliganism. Clearly we need to give the process of natural selection an assist in this case and rid the population of such individuals through summary execution.

      Some of the new crimes against civilization should be:

      o Texting whilst driving
      o Driving under the influence of disabling drugs
      o Prank calls to emergency services
      o Sexual abuse of children
      o Invasion of privacy by a government official
      o Inability to find the roots of a quadratic

      etc.

    3. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by operagost · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd humbly suggest that removing the phone from the house of an elderly, helpless, senile person is probably not a complete solution.

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    4. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd humbly suggest that removing the phone from the house of an elderly, helpless, senile person is probably not a complete solution.

      Of course not. You have to board up the doors and windows so they can't get out and cause any more trouble.

    5. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      You omitted using the word "blogosphere" in any context whatsoever, apart from reading out the charge sheet.

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    6. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by permaculture · · Score: 1

      Robert Heinlein wrote a book where a citizen was summarily executed for jumping a bus queue.

      You should add that to your list :)

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    7. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o Inability to find the roots of a quadratic

      That's just not fair! I don't even know what a quadratic plant looks like let alone where they grow!

    8. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by zapakh · · Score: 1

      *thud* *thud* *thud*
      Well, you did say "blogosphere".

    9. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Except it wasn't a prank. The lady actually believed she could call the cops to get a dead mouse off her porch.
      A friend of mine was the dispatcher who took the call, and he kept the recording.

      Don't you have an animal services department? Any thing that involves animals they get dispatched out on. They aren't cops per se, more like glorified dog catchers, but our city has put them under our police department and our local 911 is used to dispatch animal service calls. I'm more amazed that this isn't more common. Our 911 call center takes calls for life net, fire, police, and animal services stuff, I'm amazed at how lazy some of other 911 call centers sound from this discussion. I thought that was a normal thing. And these sorts of calls are just part of the normal load. They don't encourage it, but they are trained to deal with it.

      Our police department just recently got an internal tool where the detectives could listen to the 911 records from their desk through a web interface. I've wondered how long it'd take for some one to want to make that a public app. We are in the process of converting over to digital video in the cars and storing it all on a 3 TB server. With the right interface, you could make all that video public if you really wanted to. It'd come out if needed in a criminal trial, but the initial plans are to delete everything older than 30 days that isn't flagged to be kept. (O.k. really it just fills up the server and once the server space is maxed out it starts to delete oldest first, but you get the idea.) Do you really want that sort of thing to be plugged up to youtube? Really, think about.

      There is a part of me that says sure all the really interesting/funny local videos will be viewed by the entire department so why shouldn't they be made public? The simple answer is would you be willing to work in an environment where 90% of your work is recorded and reviewable by anyone for 30 days afterward?

    10. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by brkello · · Score: 1

      I find it sad that we mod people up who want people to die if they do something stupid now and then (some on your list are awful crimes, but others are just lame). I am sure there are plenty of stupid things that you do and have done. Should we execute you for those things?

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    11. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by gsmraxe · · Score: 1

      Actually, we could thin the population by omitting warning labels on things. Problem solved.

    12. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by fastest+fascist · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Scratch that list, here's my replacement:

      - Thinking you know best how everyone should behave and having the gall to push for legislation to force everyone to conform to your ideas.

      Please, closet fascists and power junkies, go ahead and create the totalitarian utopia you want - just leave me the hell out of it.

    13. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o Being a snotty math nerd who thinks everybody actually needs that shit in their daily lives.

      Seriously, do you honestly think anybody who is well educated enough to do calculus is going to take out your fucking garbage?

    14. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Because it is not the biggest issue in the world, nobody probably died, and most people don't want to legislate every little thing in the world.

      The current government has been legislation happy, this is something that actually needs it.

      No it does not. They do not get that many calls, most people use the service properly.

    15. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by kabocox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd humbly suggest that removing the phone from the house of an elderly, helpless, senile person is probably not a complete solution.

      Oh, there are so many ways that I could answer that.

      Let's try the cruel evil answer first. Sure let's make 78 (or what ever the current average life expectancy age) be the cut off date for all government services. The short answer is that according to the numbers you ought to be dead by now. It's on cost effective for us to pay much to keep you alive. Withholding government service, just encourages you to pass on sooner so your resources can be used by others.

      You can change 78 to anything or use whatever metric you want to select out a minority or elite that you want reduced services for over here and increased services over there for. Actually, I think that the real dividing line is the friends/family test. If you are 78 and don't have any connects with others, then no one will care if you die. If you are 78 and have a huge family and tons of friends/large church/political group/or former teacher, then lots of people will care if you die off so resources will become available to extend your life.

    16. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Jumping bus queues is a cultural thing. The French do it all the time. Hmmmm... the argument for this being a capital crime is gathering momentum...

      The post had two primary inspirations:

      1. The infocom game ending where you do something stupid and receive the message "You have committed a crime against humanity" you have died.

      and

      2. Robert Heinlein's observation that in space you don't get a second chance to do something stupid, so why should you get a second chance on a planet?

    17. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd subscribe to your society, as long as we can also include

      o Improper behaviour in movie teathers (includes kicking seats, opening and unwrapping loud food containers, talking, using cellphones, etc).
      o Wearing your pants below your ass (for males only)
      o Being loud and obnoxious in restaurants, or just in general.

      There's a few more I won't bother posting, but trust me you'd be killing a whole lot of people off for first couple of months at least.

    18. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, it's algebra, not calculus

    19. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a time that was true, but nowadays chances are anyone who needed the warning label would end up in a hospital with ambulance-chasers suing the manufacturer of the product and everyone else in a 50km radius.

    20. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jumping bus queues is a cultural thing. The French do it all the time.

      What is this "bus queue" of which you talk? How can one jump it if it does not exist?

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    21. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by niko9 · · Score: 1

      Except it wasn't a prank. The lady actually believed she could call the cops to get a dead mouse off her porch.

      African or European mouse?

      And I hope she didn't take any of the bones out or else it wouldn't be crunchy...

    22. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. The warning labels are for things people did, but survived long enough to hire a lawyer.

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    23. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      I'd humbly suggest that removing the phone from the house of an elderly, helpless, senile person is probably not a complete solution.

      Well not *immediately*, there will be the eventual problem when the bloated, 2-week old corpse is discovered by the guy who reads the gas meter. But once that mess is cleaned up I think we can declare mission accomplished.

    24. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      Civilised behaviour or intelligence ?
      It seems to me that in the never ending rush to make things easy to use, we are just removing the need to use any kind of intelligence. I blame the USA for this explosion in "convenience". Automatic cars, in fact automatic *.* has been the goal of virtually every American industry since industry began.
      Instead of people learning their own capabilities and the capabilities of the devices they use, they expect something for nothing. The world doesn't work like that.
      If you don't use your innate intelligence, then you gradually lose the capability to deal with situations that are not spoon fed to you. Then you end up with people behaving stupidly in multiple seemingly unrelated ways. Multiple choice isn't a valid examination technique IMHO, as all it tests is your visual pattern recognition, not the underlying intellect to arrive at the correct solution yourself.
      Why should I care if the masses are ignorant self absorbed pigs ? After all they only make things bad for themselves. Unfortunately, people who expect everything done for them, make a useless electorate. They only respond to things on their face value or the sound bite, rather than analysing the facts and reaching an independent conclusion.
      So everybody suffers. Stop pretending that everybody is equal and we might start to reverse this decline. Yes we all should have equal rights, but not equal entitlement. Everybody has the right to try and pass a driving test, but not everybody has the entitlement gained by passing that test. Making tests easier to allow less able people to drive does nobody any favours.

    25. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once spent 15 minutes looking up the non-emergency police number, only to call it and be told to hang up and dial 911 (US). Now we have 311, which goes to the same operators as 911, but it's a different queue and you can ask them just about anything government related without anyone getting pissy.

    26. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Ragzouken · · Score: 1

      o Wearing your pants below your ass (for males only)

      But it wouldn't be Britain without a healthy amount of builder's bum!

    27. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Emperor+Zombie · · Score: 1

      Yes, everyone knows the correct term is blagonet.

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    28. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by steveo777 · · Score: 1

      I got it. You'd have my +1:Funny, if I had one.

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    29. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      "Driving under the influence of disabling drugs"
      -How disabling? One percocet? Two? Can you blow a .0x for caffeine? Or maybe you could say that "disabling" means that the driver was driving recklessly. That's fine, and that's why we already have laws against reckless driving. Why do we punish people for the WAY they commit a crime instead of just the crime?

      "Prank calls to emergency services"
      -Define 'prank'. Differentiate that from confused elderly, people like me who called 911 few times for domestic disturbances downstairs that probably weren't actually emergencies, situations that seemed like emergencies at first (child gone missing, shows up again), etc. How does a person prove that they genuinely believed they were making the correct call?

      "Sexual abuse of children"
      -Where do you draw the line? Spanking? Pictures of my toddlers in the bath or on the beach? Public urination (has resulted in more than one sex offense convictions)? Any neighbor who gets the wrong idea can cast a death sentence on someone else? And why not punish regular old child abuse, neglect, driving without your child in a carseat, etc?

      "Invasion of privacy by a government official"
      -Define invasion of privacy. At the beginning of the last century, all you had was a name and maybe a birth certificate. Now you get a social security number when you're born that is permanent and unique. You basically cannot live in the U.S. without one. So who should be shot? The politicians who mandated the original program? Politicians who come up with new and similar and yet also very useful programs? Define privacy. Define where privacy ends- as you cross your front door? As you leave your property line? If and only when you explicitly declare, "this is not private"?

      "Inability to find the roots of a quadratic"
      -Maybe a nod to Philip K. Dick, and I assume you're joking. Unless you want everyone under college age to die. Skip this one.

      You got modded +5, and more power to you. But there are huge problems with your idea. And the biggest one is last:

      Selection only works if members of a population are culled BEFORE SEXUAL MATURITY. And I'm sure that you know that kids as young as 14 can make babies. So what you would have to do is kill children. Childhood is when you get to make mistakes without the repercussions that we adults feel.

      And if you meant the executions to act as a deterrent... Heh. We already have jail and death sentences and look at how well they work.

      -b

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    30. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      That's was one Hitler's ideas as well. He put it into practice.

      I'd vote to have your support removed so that those elderly that want to have support, have it.

    31. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Civilised behaviour or intelligence ?

      How about wisdom.

      Note that I am a firm believer in the idea that civilization advances through the process of abstraction; making some operations easier is part of this process.

    32. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Your arguments apply to enforcement of ANY laws. The process for doing this is perhaps not perfect, but is tied directly to the invention of civilization. If you are going to discard it all you might as well throw away all of recorded history and the last 5000 years.

    33. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      A city from 5000 years ago isn't the same as it is now, much the same for the people who live in them. If a person was 5000 years old and had lived in the city and still acted like an asshat then I could under the initial reason for your point.

    34. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lady actually believed she could call the cops to get a dead mouse off her porch.

      Maybe she suspected hantavirus and didn't know how to handle the carcass safely.

    35. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by djp928 · · Score: 1

      I vote we get rid of the government nanny state so we don't have to deal with this at all.

    36. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      Ah yes. The type of person who is so senile and out of touch that she actually thinks the cops are going to come get a dead mouse off her porch is exactly the type who will be looking on youtube for satirical videos about people like her, and fully comprehend the point of the video.

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    37. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by lessthan · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm too young for it to be truly obnoxious to me, but I like the sagging pants thing. I don't do it myself, but I have always found it comparable to a woman show a little cleavage or tummy. We don't try to regulate that anymore, do we?

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    38. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      There is a tremendous difference between issuing a citation/fine for a misdemeanor and killing someone, and capital punishment should only be carried out in grave instances, if at all. You don't need to tie up the courts for 3 months over a prank call the way things work now; bring the death penalty into it and every single trial will last years. And if you want to throw out due process, I don't know what to say to you. And frankly it doesn't even matter because your motivation (selection) only applies to kids. And so on.

      -b

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    39. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot:

      o Talking incessantly or loudly on a mobile phone in a public place
      o Watching, Producing, funding, scripting, working in any way to assist, help or create the distribution of 'Reality TV', Soap Operas and drama programs
      o What are you lookin at?
      o Any form of governmental corruption, graft, bribery, deception of the public etc.
      o Intoxication(any substance) resulting in physical violence towards another person.

      and so many others i want to cry.

  13. Re:Salmon sandwiches, eh? by xaxa · · Score: 4, Funny

    The salmon sandwiches are left over from last night! Oh no!
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pCuWcM0kq2U

  14. Youtube?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you shame anyone posting to one of the lagest shameless places on the net?

    1. Re:Youtube?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      How can you shame anyone posting to one of the lagest shameless places on the net?

      Are you talking about youtube or slashdot?

    2. Re:Youtube?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tought that award was given to the *chans

  15. Got a slightly better idea by Coraon · · Score: 1

    Insted of giving these people a forum on youtube post video of a cop shooting these people and when they call for help the person on the other end says "haha, not going to fall for you pranking me again." I think THAT would be funny.

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    1. Re:Got a slightly better idea by martin_henry · · Score: 1

      If I were a british taxpayer, I would probably be all for this (as long as there were a short ban period, say days or weeks).

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  16. Hoaxes Versus Timewasters by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anyone else think the chance of YouTube fame is more likely to encourage copycats than educate people about the wrongs of hoax calling?

    For people who intentionally timewaste, maybe, but if there are really people who think it's normal to use 999 for some trivial matter, then raising awareness like this may be useful (though perhaps there is the danger that although it might reduce ignorance, it might increase people who intentionally pretend to be ignorant for a joke).

    I haven't looked at these videos, but they have done this sort of thing before on their own sites - one thing that struck me was just how long the operators remain on the call, in some cases getting into a long drawn out discussion about it. If timewasting is such a problem, why not hang up straight away, or press a button to play a recorded message?

    I'm also curious how likely this is to be a problem - the usual problem with hoax calls is that a police/ambulance is sent out unnecessarily, but that doesn't apply here. If the volume of calls is so large that it's common for people to wait in a queue to be answered, wouldn't it be worthwhile to, you know, hire some more operators?

    The cost of these timewasters should be the cost of the person's time who was employed to answer the call. If the cost is someone's life, then something's wrong with the system.

    1. Re:Hoaxes Versus Timewasters by xaxa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      one thing that struck me was just how long the operators remain on the call, in some cases getting into a long drawn out discussion about it. If timewasting is such a problem, why not hang up straight away, or press a button to play a recorded message?

      One of the videos has the 999 operator telling the caller he'll now hear the recorded message.

      Perhaps the operators can see how busy the queue of callers is -- if there aren't any calls in the queue, they may as well try and make sure the person who called 999 about their sandwiches doesn't ever call back.

      I'm also curious how likely this is to be a problem - the usual problem with hoax calls is that a police/ambulance is sent out unnecessarily, but that doesn't apply here. If the volume of calls is so large that it's common for people to wait in a queue to be answered, wouldn't it be worthwhile to, you know, hire some more operators?

      The cost of these timewasters should be the cost of the person's time who was employed to answer the call. If the cost is someone's life, then something's wrong with the system.

      "Around 10 million 999 calls to the police were made in 2004, but an incredible 70% of these were not for genuine emergencies."
      Since the calls are answered and last a minute or more, there are presumably enough operators. Perhaps they are just trying to cut down on the number of operators they need.

    2. Re:Hoaxes Versus Timewasters by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the operators can see how busy the queue of callers is -- if there aren't any calls in the queue, they may as well try and make sure the person who called 999 about their sandwiches doesn't ever call back.

      I agree. Of course if that's the case, it's no longer true that they're endangering anyone's life.

      "Around 10 million 999 calls to the police were made in 2004, but an incredible 70% of these were not for genuine emergencies."

      I wonder if all of these are as mad stupid cases as those in the videos - that seems hard to believe - or if they are more borderline cases. I can think of some circumstances where a crime has been committed, but it's not clear whether it requires calling 999 or not.

      You'd hope they'd focus their efforts on what sort of calls constitutes the majority of that 70%, rather than just picking on the more extreme cases.

    3. Re:Hoaxes Versus Timewasters by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If the volume of calls is so large that it's common for people to wait in a queue to be answered, wouldn't it be worthwhile to, you know, hire some more operators?

      Yes, because the government's desperate to push up public sector pay in the UK, just look at the huge pay rises everyone's been getting, some almost as high as "not as much as inflation".

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    4. Re:Hoaxes Versus Timewasters by bws111 · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering who decides what a 'genuine emergency' is. In at least a few of these examples, it seems to me that the caller genuinely believes there is a real emergency. And it seems to me that if the caller believes that, it should be treated as such and not dismissed. Maybe the 'emergency' is not what they are stating it is, but neverless there must be some sort of real problem to get them in that state. Maybe they just had a stroke, or are in diabetic shock. Calling them timewasters or hoaxes and ridiculing them on YouTube does not seem to be the answer.

    5. Re:Hoaxes Versus Timewasters by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how you mean? I didn't say anything about pay rises.

      If you mean the Government isn't willing to spend the money to hire more operators, then sure I agree - it just seems odd to me that "letting people die" is considered a cost that's preferable to "hiring more operators".

  17. Privacy? by houghi · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I see no reason why these calls should be placed on line. I would expect them to respect my privacy, but instead they post in online without my consent. So will we now hear a message like 'this call can be recorded for training purposes, oh and we might also post it on the Intertubes'.

    No matter if this is legal or not, it is something that should just be 'not done'. I for sure know then when I see somebody in an emergency, I will think twice before I call and most likely decide my privacy is more worth then the life of some kid.

    So obviously they have not thought this through. Please think of the children!

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    1. Re:Privacy? by archeopterix · · Score: 1

      'this call can be recorded for training purposes, oh and we might also post it on the Intertubes'.

      '... if, and only if, you are a total asshat. '

      I am perfectly ok with that. Are you not?

    2. Re:Privacy? by houghi · · Score: 1

      No, I am not. Privacy must protect both the nice and the asshats alike. I do not see why an asshat would loose his privacy.

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    3. Re:Privacy? by bhima · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think the intertubes are big enough to post phone calls of all the asshats in the world. I mean it's not like a truck or anything.

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    4. Re:Privacy? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I for sure know then when I see somebody in an emergency, I will think twice before I call and most likely decide my privacy is more worth then the life of some kid.

      You, sir, are an idiot. I know Slashdotters love worthless hyperbole, but if you would seriously even THINK about letting somebody DIE because you--what, don't want people to hear your voice?--then you're simply a worthless human being. Period.

      Privacy my ass.

    5. Re:Privacy? by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 1

      Well if you are fucking stupid enough to phone 999 for something that is not an emergency then really you need help and donâ(TM)t deserve the privacy.

      Also you should be charged with wasting police time.

      On the privacy note they have respected your privacy; no personably identifiable information has been released.

    6. Re:Privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tough. You lose your right to privacy in that instance when you commit a crime, such as crank calling 911/999. Nobody is posting the 911/999 calls of people calling with genuine emergencies (and the real-emergency ones that are shown on TV/presented are done so with permission and in exceptional cases, like a three year old calling 911 for his mom or something). If you're stupid enough to crank call emergency services, then you should expect your privacy to be given the same amount of respect that you have shown for the operator who could have saved a life if you weren't being an abject fucktard.

      I've had to call 911 on more than one occasion, once in a life-or-death situation. I would personally hunt down and gut the bastard who tied up 911 that day if I could not have got help in time. I daresay I'm not alone in that sentiment.

    7. Re:Privacy? by RandoX · · Score: 1

      No privacy when it comes to public record.

    8. Re:Privacy? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I see no reason why these calls should be placed on line.

      How about, to discourage them (in theory)? I think the expectation of privacy of a 999 call ends when the call is a prank, or a clear non-emergency.

      I would expect them to respect my privacy, but instead they post in online without my consent.

      (They may have consent, they can get someone to call back and ask.)

      I for sure know then when I see somebody in an emergency, I will think twice before I call and most likely decide my privacy is more worth then the life of some kid.

      Seriously? You have fucked-up priorities.

    9. Re:Privacy? by ericspinder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I see no reason why these calls should be placed on line. I would expect them to respect my privacy, but instead they post in online without my consent.

      911 calls are the 'hue and cry' of the modern age. I don't know the exact rules (I think they vary), but I believe that most consider them to be public records. Sure, names and addresses should be censored (if not already, I of course am exercising my rght not to RTFA), at least for legitimate criminal complaints. The time wasters on the other hand, I believe need to be publicly flogged, and have their phone number listed; Imagine the fun civic minded pranksters could have with these fools. However I'm willing to accept that that's over the top, and allow even the ignorant their anonymity, if they don't prosecute.

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    10. Re:Privacy? by SimonGhent · · Score: 1

      No, I am not. Privacy must protect both the nice and the asshats alike. I do not see why an asshat would loose his privacy.

      If you truly believed that why did you not post as AC?

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    11. Re:Privacy? by A+Pancake · · Score: 1

      I for sure know then when I see somebody in an emergency, I will think twice before I call and most likely decide my privacy is more worth then the life of some kid.

      I'm really glad most people aren't this selfish or childish. Privacy is important yes, but to let someone die out of some irrational fear that someone might hear what you say when talking to a dispatcher?

    12. Re:Privacy? by houghi · · Score: 1

      You lose your right to privacy in that instance when you commit a crime, such as crank calling 911/999.

      No, you don't. I am not saying that they should go unpunished and should not be hunted down. I say that I still respect their privacy regardless of anything. The moment you are willing to give up somebody elses privacy, somebody else is willing to give up yours. That will cause BOTH to loose their privacy.

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    13. Re:Privacy? by Mike89 · · Score: 1

      No, I am not. Privacy must protect both the nice and the asshats alike. I do not see why an asshat would loose his privacy.

      So that asshats stop wasting the resources so they can actually come help your kid and answer your call when you make it.

    14. Re:Privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you've just destroyed the concept of using punishment as a deterrent. If you cannot show off the proof of the crime-- in this case, the recording of the crank call-- then you cannot indict or even accuse the criminal. If you cannot say "so-and-so got convicted for doing such-and-such, and here's the proof that his crime warrants the punishment he's getting", then all punishments must be assumed to be excessive. In that eventuality, there are no perceived repercussions to the criminal act, and nobody has any fear of breaking the law.

    15. Re:Privacy? by znerk · · Score: 1

      They may have consent, they can get someone to call back and ask.

      Yeah, I can see how that one goes down.

      "Hi, this is 911 Emergency Services, we'd like to post the conversation you had with EOC operator #117 on the internet. We wouldn't do this without your permission, of course, so if you'll just give me your consent, I'll call the 3 officers currently getting out of the cruiser in your driveway and explain that it's all a misunderstanding."

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    16. Re:Privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for sure know then when I see somebody in an emergency, I will think twice before I call and most likely decide my privacy is more worth then the life of some kid.

      You, sir, are an idiot. I know Slashdotters love worthless hyperbole, but if you would seriously even THINK about letting somebody DIE because you--what, don't want people to hear your voice?--then you're simply a worthless human being. Period.

      Privacy my ass.

      I could see parent getting modded +5 Unintended Irony - or +5 Woosh - but Insightful, really?

      Or is there a meta-sarcasm game going on an even higher level than I suspect???

  18. What comes around goes around... by geekmux · · Score: 3, Interesting
    (5 years later)"Well, we would like to hire you in our call center, but it seems our background check shows you being a Dumb Ass(TM) a few years ago."

    TM Copyright Red Forman Inc.

    1. Re:What comes around goes around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, because not getting a low paid job at a call center is certainly the end of the world for these people.

  19. Hoaxes, or mental illness? by gravyface · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I haven't RTFM, but having worked with paranoid schizophrenics and Alzheimer's sufferers in the past, I would bet that some of these "pranksters" may actually be mentally ill; I hope our public servants are at least screening these individuals before humiliating them on YouTube.

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    1. Re:Hoaxes, or mental illness? by gravyface · · Score: 1

      Oops. "RTFA"... or RTFM for that matter.

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    2. Re:Hoaxes, or mental illness? by bamwham · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Many "frequent fliers" with ambulance services are just lonely and depressed elderly people who need someone to talk to. I would guess many 911(or 999 as the case may be) time wasters (as opposed to pranksters) have the same issues. It would be nice if society could find a way to reknit the social fabric that used to help these people.

    3. Re:Hoaxes, or mental illness? by mc900ftjesus · · Score: 1

      Would they even know?

    4. Re:Hoaxes, or mental illness? by Beniamino · · Score: 1

      I agree, having listened to just one call. It was an old lady who had lost her glasses, and was clearly in a state of genuine distress and confusion. Of course, it wasn't something the police could deal with, but she was certainly not a prank caller. I see no reason why her mental infirmity should be paraded by the police on youtube.

      Anyone who feels the same way might want to complain by sending a message to Avon and Somerset Police on youtube here

    5. Re:Hoaxes, or mental illness? by bws111 · · Score: 1

      I'm not even sure that is is something that the police (or medical services) could not deal with. Unfortunately, one of the first things to happen in an emergency is loss of clear thinking and communication (panic). I was once at the scene of a serious auto accident where a woman and her daughter were both seriously injured. However, the woman seemed completely unaware that her left arm was severed and her daughter was unconscious. All she was concerned about (and she was VERY concerned about it) was that the eggs she just bought at the grocery were broken and she would not be able to make a cake she promised her daughter she would make.

      My thought when hearing this woman was: I hope she doesn't really mean that as a result of not being able to see she just cut off her finger. Or that her husband just collapsed and HE was supposed to peel the potatoes because she couldn't see.

  20. How to deal with hoax emergency calls... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Track down the caller's number.
    Call them back in a few weeks.
    Tell them that you're calling from the hospital and that their parents are dead.

    1. Re:How to deal with hoax emergency calls... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then clarify that "Well, yes. They are dead again. They were wandering around attacking people for a while, though."

      So, with that, turn an uncomfortable situation into an uncomfortable AND hilarious one!

  21. Good Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    True story, I was in a gift shop a few years ago and a woman became irate that the shop was supposedly selling beanie babies at too high a price. She picked up the phone on the counter and dialed 911. Apparently the 911 operators were extra busy right then dealing with a large number of overpriced beanie baby complaints, and possibly with calls involving theft, rapes, and murders, and did not pick up immediately, so she hung up and stomped out. About 5 minutes later a police officer walks in asking if someone had called 911. When he was told the situation he got a really, really, disgusted look on his face and left.

  22. This won't work by CaptSaltyJack · · Score: 1

    Like situations with pranksters and bullies alike, you're just giving them what they want: attention. If I came up with some hilarious script to use to prank 999, and it made it to YouTube, I'd be thrilled! The only people who will feel ashamed are those who placed legit calls that got misinterpreted as pranks (e.g. "help, I got raped by a donkey while wanking in a field").

  23. By all means, upload film of your crimes by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    Why would we want to stop people from providing indisputable evidence of who committed a particular crime? This should really help to clear the streets of idiots, right? I'm sure it comes as a shock to these people that video evidence generally means a much more hardcore sentence, especially because the "beyond a reasonable doubt" is totally gone at that point. Furthermore, a video uploaded proves intent included malice and an unremorseful attitude. Time to fire up ol'sparky!

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  24. last couple of frames should be the charges by RichMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The last bit of each segments should list the charges/fines against the person who called.

    Examples:
    Called 911 for a tuna sandwich, $400 fine.

    Called 911 for the capital of Spain, 2 weeks community service.

    Sure the internet notoriety might get some to call but it could be balanced by showing the penalty applied.

    1. Re:last couple of frames should be the charges by IceCreamGuy · · Score: 1

      Called 911 for a tuna sandwich, $400 fine.

      Called 911 for the capital of Spain, 2 weeks community service.

      Called 911 for getting flamed on slashdot, priceless.

    2. Re:last couple of frames should be the charges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ONLY 2 weeks for not knowing the capital of Spain? My God!

  25. *Some* British Police by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Informative

    From TFA, this appears to be being done only by Avon and Somerset Police. Something most people aren't aware of is that the 43 ("geographical") police forces of England and Wales (there are a number of "non-geographical" ones too, such as British Transport Police) are essentially separate companies. Or at least they were 2 years ago when I was working on a project to assist in inter-force information sharing.

    The point being that you'll very often find a given force doing something that none of the rest are, as apparently is the case here. So yes, "British police" are doing this, but only in two counties.

    1. Re:*Some* British Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avon and Somerset Police

      Unfortunately, these forces have the combined intelligence of a toothpick.

    2. Re:*Some* British Police by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      So yes, "British police" are doing this, but only in two counties.

      To nitpick, Avon isn't a county any more, but they couldn't be arsed to change the name. It's in effect "Somerset, Bristol and Bath" police.

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  26. How about citizens shaming the police? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Some officers don't just abuse their position, they seem to think they're the law and can do anything they want, including hurting people for no good reason.

    NYPD Officer Stripped of Badge After YouTube Video Shows Cyclist Shove:
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,392901,00.html

    1. Re:How about citizens shaming the police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I clicked that link before I realised it was for *ugh* Fox news.

      I need to shower now.

    2. Re:How about citizens shaming the police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      FOX NEWSWIRE --- Militant clyclist group "No 2 leader" captured ---

      A cyclist taking part in a demonstration to deliberately undermine the U.S economy by blockading a New York street was valiantly captured by an officer of the law yesterday. The militant cyclist group have been terrorising citizens for years including disrupting emergency services and undercover agents who's job it is to Keep America Safe.

      FOX NEWS - We report, we decide.

    3. Re:How about citizens shaming the police? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      FOX NEWSWIRE --- Slashdot poster gets ashamed by linking to FOX NEWS.

      A slashdotter taking part in a discussion about the police using YouTube to shame pranksters got ashamed today by linking to a FOX NEWS story.

      The slashdotter later said "I'm soooo sorry guys, I should've known better than to link to FOX NEWS. That'll teach me."

      The slashdotter went on to say "I should've linked to The New York Times instead. I'm sorry."

      The slashdotter is also hoping his apology will receive a "score of 5, funny", whatever that means.

    4. Re:How about citizens shaming the police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, he'll get them back in a few weeks after everyone's forgotten about the video. He'll get an official policy and all records of his suspension will be purged.

      I think it was in Massachusetts where the police were recorded doing something similar, and the response was for the state to sue the person making the recording for violating privacy laws.

      Yep, it was. Boston man charged with wiretapping for recording a conversation with the police. Yeah, it's the Daily Kos, but they link to actual news sources. There are two other instances they mention, both in Massachusetts, a man recorded an arrest on security cameras and was charged with wiretapping, and a woman recording police activities during an anti-war protest was charged with wiretapping.

      The article makes vague references of this occurring elsewhere, but all three instances happen in Massachusetts, so maybe it's just them. But I doubt it.

    5. Re:How about citizens shaming the police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg, please don't be an idi^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G silly and post foxnews.com links. After temporarily allowing 13/16 active scripts on their page just to see the damned video - I gave up and hit hit youtube for a keyword search and spent about 1/10th of the time to find the vid. (I know, I know! I was curious...)

      I know picture upload links are a dime a dozen these days, but I've never had much use for them before now so I'm not going to go through the effort to post the horrifying screencap - but ask any noscript user what they think of fox's ad practices.

      I've seen firsthand many many known greyware and outright blackware sites that hit you with much much less hostile scripting. :(

    6. Re:How about citizens shaming the police? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Along with the idiot Bicycle rider who screams "I have the same right to road as a car" while ignoring the four red lights as he rides down the street.

      Why do people think that disrupting things is a valid protest for ever freaking thing in the world?

      If you're protesting in a way that causes disruption normal activity, you deserve what you get. Get out of my way or I'll punch you, asshole!

      You obviously think it is okay to assault people as long as it "protesting". Yes, getting in the way of normal traffic is assault.

      Go ahead, and mod me troll. I'm sick of whiney asshats who think the world revolves around them and their stupid protests.

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    7. Re:How about citizens shaming the police? by tdc_vga · · Score: 1
      More importantly The Video

      Some officers don't just abuse their position, they seem to think they're the law and can do anything they want, including hurting people for no good reason.

      NYPD Officer Stripped of Badge After YouTube Video Shows Cyclist Shove: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,392901,00.html

    8. Re:How about citizens shaming the police? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      If they are breaking the law, such as driving through a red light (which is especially stupid and dangerous considering they're the ones on bicycles) then yes they should be given a ticket and/or arrested.

      However they say they won in court for their right to protest. I'm not sure if they were causing disruption or not, I didn't post the link to debate the issue, only to show that YouTube can also be used against police officers.

      And that officer didn't arrest that guy nor did he make any sign asking for the cyclist to stop, he pushed him into the sidewalk. If that's not assault then I don't know what is. A normal citizen does that to someone else and you can sue their ass (especially in the USA). I hope this guy loses his job because what he did was abuse of power and puts yet again a bad image on law enforcement.

  27. This is a mental health issue by cenonce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a mental health issue, and a stupid way of dealing with it. I work in a Public Defender's Office, and while I am sure some of these people are jerks, my experience has been that people who call emergency services with these kinds of requests often have mental health issues. That is why a lot of jurisdictions have mental health diversionary programs for people who commit minor offenses. Embarassing the mentally ill on the internet will only embolden them at best, but certainly not help them deal with their issues in any way. In that regard, this solution seems rather callous.

    1. Re:This is a mental health issue by Beorytis · · Score: 1

      It's either a mental health issue or a statement about social isolation (i.e. they have nobody else to call). These callers may be wasting emergency call center time, but the two linked in the article sound sincere; this is not Bart Simpson asking for Ivana Tinkle. As for why the call handlers stayed on line so long, I would presume they were waiting for the caller to get to the point of the real emergency (which never comes). Mabye the caller who lost her glasses injured herself, etc. Some of the other calls on the Avon & Somerset Police website do clearly sound like hoaxes ("I've just been robbed! A boy took my 50p.").

    2. Re:This is a mental health issue by redalertbulb · · Score: 1

      This story is about Brits - we all have "mental health issues" over here. We call it eccentricity.

    3. Re:This is a mental health issue by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      It's not a mental health issue. These aren't pranksters either as the summary suggests - they're mentally sound people who genuinely don't appreciate that certain issues are not suitable for 999 assistance. We've had news articles about these sorts of calls every year or so, reminding people that it's an emergency number only.

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    4. Re:This is a mental health issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certainly some have mental health problems but a larger proportion are a natural result of the average IQ being 100; for every 140 Mensa member there's an unfortunate Cletus down somewhere around 60. I would think there's a fair proportion who might just have a light turned on by public awareness of the mis-use of emergency numbers, and decide that maybe there are better places to get quiz answers. So far from pointless; worth a try at least.

  28. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There were some eggs in China that were really interested in that blab.

  29. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure where you live, but where I live, 800 sq ft. and 2 bedroom 1 bath is about 650 to 700k. I guess we could opt for that big box behind Safeway though......

  30. I'm astonished by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

    that crank calling the emergency phone number isn't illegal and that violators aren't punished (fines of rapidly increasing value).

    These emergency services are set up to protect the public and tying up the line asking stupid questions about the age of the internet or bitching about what your wife is making for dinner could very well mean the difference between life, death, and/or permanent disability for someone not able to get through immediately.

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    1. Re:I'm astonished by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      The emergency services are not set up to "protect" the public.
      Stop using scare terminology to make unrelated points. Protect means to stand between something (or someone) and possible harm.
      Emergency services are there to respond to peoples needs AFTER the event, not prevent that event from happening.
      If this makes me a grammar nazi, then tough. As I have stated previously on numerous occasions, using the wrong terms leads to confusion and apathy and the watering down of meaning. Until you reach the stage when the dumbed down population doesn't have a way to communicate efficiently. Who benefits from such a situation ? Certainly not those who have a point to make, or those who genuinely don't know the correct terms. Saying grammar or spelling doesn't matter is a sure sign of inner laziness and a selfish nature. But then most of the US population have never had to learn a foreign language, and it seems that certain people are intent on making it almost impossible to learn their own.
      What really gets me mad is that the readership of slashdot would be the first to jump on a badly written piece of code, but pretend not to care about our most basic communication method. If you don't terminate lines of code correctly, the code won't run. Do you then say, "it doesn't matter", or do you correct the code ? What would you think of somebody who, after being asked why your code doesn't run, says "don't worry about it, languages evolve" ?
      Not very helpful or conducive to learning is it.

      Imagine visiting a foreign country and needing a hotel you ask a person on the street - "My hover craft is full of eels". Does it matter yet ? Or does it only not matter if you don't care about the other person (which by extension is you under different circumstances).
      Laziness is rife in modern society, and this brings us back to the main topic. People calling emergency services to ask about train times, or to get rid of insects etc are just too lazy to think for themselves, so they ask somebody else. After all it's not their fault is it. Somebody else must be responsible.


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      You have been warned.

    2. Re:I'm astonished by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      Unless it's different in wherever you are from, the emergency services are also responsible for getting the police to show up when something is in the process of happening (hostage situation, bar fight, drunk ex-bf pounding on the door and threatening people, etc.) So while protecting is not the only reason that they exist, it is one of the primary reasons for services like 999 or 911.

      you can now officially pull your foot out of your mouth and try to climb off of the soapbox you pulled out of your ass.

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  31. Shaming? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    There is no "shame" anymore. Shame is so 1950s.

    If there were such a thing as shame, Paris Hilton would be a nobody and the sex-tape would not be what wanna-be and ex celebs use to jump start their careers.

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  32. These aren't prank calls by plingboot · · Score: 1

    We've seen a lot of these in the media recently, part of an ongoing campaign to educate the public about what is a real 999 emergency. It might be hard to believe but these aren't prank calls. These callers actually believe their call is an emergency! They should rightfully be shamed when the nation points and laughs. They get a lot of media air play and laughs but underlying message only real emergencies please is I believe carried through.

  33. How about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    0118999881999119725 3

    1. Re:How about this? by Blackstealth · · Score: 1

      Nah, this is much easier...

      "Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises of..." no, that's too formal "Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss."

  34. Terrible examples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, the woman asking when the internets were created was not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but the poor old woman who'd lost her specs was clearly distressed. I'm disgusted by the attitude of the commenters here and on youtube at their lack of sympathy for this old woman. And I'm disgusted that the police consider this a good example of time-wasting on their 999 emergency service.

    1. Re:Terrible examples by bws111 · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. Maybe there should be a database set up where you could register your emergency contacts. Then, if the call center gets a call that they do not consider a 'real' emergency they could press a button and an automatic call would be made to your contacts. 'Jane at 123-4567 called to say she can't find her glasses. Please check and make sure everything is OK'. That way, the caller gets the help they need, and the police do not 'waste' time with things they don't think are 'real' emergencies. Finally, if the caller is really just being stupid, having their friends called seems like a much more effective way to let them know they shouldn't do that then posting the call on YouTube

  35. Ergo, The Main Problem with Society... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think the chance of YouTube fame is more likely to encourage copycats than educate people about the wrongs of hoax calling?

    That goes to the root of the problem with the Western (and by that I mean US, UK and probably most of Europe) society: There is NO shame. In fact, the shamers are usually blamed for picking on those committing the infraction. And where there's no shame, there's no boundaries regarding civility, politeness or common sense.

    So, no, I don't think these videos will work, because society will not tell their neighbor, relative, etc. that they are a complete idiot and to grow up. They'll instead be celebrated as UTube celebs.

    A better action would be a stiff fine (say, starting at 250 pounds every prank call and going up for any subsequent nonsense call) unless you can show there some form of dementia or mental illness going on. Everyone knows by now 911 is supposed to be for emergencies--these aren't all mentally ill people, some just think they can do whatever they want with no consequences.

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  36. Re:A little OT by SimonGhent · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else think that "999" is too easy to hit accidentally? I wonder how many of these false calls were just little kids punching the numbers to play "music" or someone using the Dilbert random number generator [random.org]. I think the USA's 911 is a better compromise.

    You have to remember that the number was arrived at in the old dial telephone days.

    It's very difficult to change something like the emergency services number. We can also use the European wide emergency number (121 is it? can't remember) but I'd guess that 99% of UK emergency calls are made to 999.

    Incidentally, 999 was chosen in preference to 111 (the original choice) because the 111 signal could be triggered by the telephone wires touching an earthed object (like a tree branch), or so I once heard.

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  37. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5 year arm interest only loan was quite nice in the early 2000s. The appreciation in the house was 15, sometimes 20%, so buy, no downpayment, pay interestonly , sell 4-4.5 years later before arm blows up, make a tidy profit... when house prices started to fall, people owed more than house was worth, couldn't sell it... greed. gotta love it.

  38. Fine them.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    And just tack the fine onto their monthly phone bill. If they can't pay the fine, they lose their phone and the problem is solved. The fine should rise exponentially for subsequent infractions so that eventually even the richest crazy person won't be able to afford it.

  39. Nothing works by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Overheard an interview on dutch radio yesterday when two crimonologists were telling of their exprience with crime research to celebrate 100years of the field.

    One researcher in the field apparently claimed "Nothing works" before killing himself (didn't catch his name).

    It seemed to be the general consensus, some groups commit crime, we understand a few of the causes but not yet all but are powerless to really affect it.

    It doesn't matter if you hang everyone or send them of with a stern look, crime figures all over the world are roughly similar.

    The most effective way to stop crime? Tech that stops the crime before it can happen. You can't stop people from wanting to be criminals and you can't stop them once they are but if they can't actually commit the crime you stopped them nonetheless.

    But all in all, people been looking for a solution for a 100 years and still there isn't one.

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    1. Re:Nothing works by somersault · · Score: 1

      You really think people have only been looking for a solution to crime for 100 years? :p Humanity has been trying many different solutions for millenia! I think some countries in the world do have lower crime rates - especially when it comes to stuff like violent crime. Those that have stamped out violent crime may have a similar proportion of criminals, but it will be for namby-pamby stuff like file sharing.

      As for "tech that stops crime before it can happen", that is very unlikely to ever exist. And as Minority Report aptly shows, if the tech isn't 100% accurate it shouldn't be used at all.

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    2. Re:Nothing works by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The most effective way to stop crime? Tech that stops the crime before it can happen. You can't stop people from wanting to be criminals and you can't stop them once they are but if they can't actually commit the crime you stopped them nonetheless.

      All this does is breed smarter criminals. Unless we start being able to read minds, this is outside the realm of possibility. And like the overuse of antibiotics, it doesn't 'kill' the 'bacteria' --- it just makes it come back stronger and /more likely/ to thrive.

      The problem is that culturally, we practically deify criminal behavior. "Oh no," we say. "That bad bad man killed 30 people!". Then we spend years watching documentaries and specials and movies about how he got away with it for so long.

      Our popular methods of artistic expression (writing, movies, games) exhibit the same not-so-grudging respect and admiration for those who commit criminal acts. This is not new - it extends back through recorded history. However the obvious answer of censorship is pointless as a solution-- arts are a reflection of humanity, not a prime motivating factor.

      This "shame" tactic is just more of the same, and it is clearly not the answer.

      Ultimately the question is this: how do you convince humans to stop being humans? If we can ever figure that out, we'll be living in a crime-free utopia.

    3. Re:Nothing works by hjrnunes · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, the solution to violent crime - and other issues - is pretty obvious. It's education.

      That said, we all know everyone prefers to watch some stupid game on tv than actually learn something...

      Around here - Portugal - they've decided that the right to life is always more important than any other, including private property. Meaning? I can go rob someones place and he can't shoot me unless I threaten his life... God, my country sucks...

    4. Re:Nothing works by arevos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All this does is breed smarter criminals.

      This is probably a good thing. The majority of crimes are committed because the criminal is too stupid to accurately assess risk versus payout. Criminals that make more than the average wage are extremely rare.

    5. Re:Nothing works by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1
      While I'm usually quite liberal when it comes to social issues, but a fiscal conservative, I do like Texas' stance on it. If someone breaks and enters into your house, you can shoot them and you're not in the wrong.

      An armed society is a polite society. Police come to clean up the mess, a weapon is there to protect you.

    6. Re:Nothing works by Heather+D · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The problem is that culturally, we practically deify criminal behavior. "Oh no," we say. "That bad bad man killed 30 people!". Then we spend years watching documentaries and specials and movies about how he got away with it for so long.

      The president makes.. however much in a given four-year term? Yet it costs him millions more just to get to the position. We do more than just deify criminals. We give them authority and make them our leaders.

    7. Re:Nothing works by thedullroar · · Score: 1

      The president's salary is $400,000 annually, so $1.6M. That's salary, not total value of benefits. In the grand scheme of things, the salary is nothing compared to corporate leaders, and nothing compared to what politicians stand to make from book deals and lecture circuits.

      But how does the fact that it costs a lot of money to run an effective campaign make people criminals? Surely some of them are criminals, but your logic is...non-existent.

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    8. Re:Nothing works by hjrnunes · · Score: 1

      Make no mistake, I don't think I - or anyone else, for that matter - can claim to be wise enough to condemn someone to death, mainly because it is irreversible. And I see your point. But I also find it unfair, for example, things like someone keeps robbing an old man's store time and time again until the old man decides to booby trap it's window with a shotgun and kills or wounds the thief and goes to jail for it. This has happened. Now, if the thief hadn't done anything illegal he would still be breathing... From my point of view, he killed himself...

  40. Why don't they solve their own problem? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    1. First of all, the very thought that someone might abuse the ambulance as a fucked-up substitute for social life, while someone else might die because the ambulance didn't get there in time... makes me _angry_.

    There are situations where every minute counts, e.g., shock. (Which includes due to blood loss in an accident.) In shock, not only each extra minute is an extra chance to die, but it gets your body and inner organs worn and aged very fast. The body essentially reduces or outright cuts off blood supply to muscles and inner organs, in a desperate attempt to keep the brain alive as long as possible. Even if technically an ambulance did come before it got fatal, extra waiting means extra internal damage and valuable years robbed from your life.

    So, geesh, just the thought that someone might find themselves in that situation, because some other creting was bored enough to waste the ambulance service's time and budget... robs me of any sympathy or empathy there. I want to see them flogged in a public square.

    I mean, geesh, I already find it bad taste when such a geezer keeps 10 persons waiting in line while he/she tries to chat up the cashier. You can see that he has no other problem than boredom, and if he has to inconvenience a dozen others (including the cashier) to get some social interaction, he's perfectly fine with that. But actually pranking the ambulance for that? That's low. Real low.

    (And if someone has to point out that I'm heartless and lacking empathy there: yes, and yes. I believe that it's a two way street. Someone who showed that much lack of consideration for the other guys in the line, or for the people who might actually need an ambulance at that time, well, gets about as much from me in return.)

    2. But, anyway, here's what I don't get: why don't they fucking solve their own problem already? Why must it be someone else, or society as a whole, who must come and make sure that the grandpa/grandma doesn't get bored?

    There seems to be no shortage of bored old people. Why don't they just talk to each other? No, seriously.

    I don't expect society to drop by and solve all my problems. I solve my own problems. Probably so do you. Right? Why can't these guys do the same? You'd think it would be easier to find a circle of like-minded old people, than to wait for the whole society to reorganize itself to solve their problem.

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    1. Re:Why don't they solve their own problem? by bamwham · · Score: 1

      I don't expect society to drop by and solve all my problems. I solve my own problems. Probably so do you. Right? Why can't these guys do the same? You'd think it would be easier to find a circle of like-minded old people, than to wait for the whole society to reorganize itself to solve their problem.

      I don't know why they don't, but there are plenty that don't help themselves. The truly sad part is that (in my experience with ambulance "freq. fliers") every tenth call is an actual medical emergency for them; so you can't even (ethically anyway) start cutting back on their priority. They often have quite honest and severe chronic (if not always critical) medical problems. Sure you can say, "Then they shouldn't get emergency service even when they need it", but once it is your mother or father suffering from depression what do you think? Depression is a disease, it is not something you can just will yourself out of.

      I think the solution is multi-generational households, society got away from these somehow and one of the outcomes is a number of elderly people with problems. Economically such arrangements are starting to make more and more sense. However we may have lost the social skills needed to make such situations work. In my own case it is only a matter of time before one or both sets of parents will be living with or extremely close to my wife and I, there are just to many health and money issues for us to deal with and having three households increases the problems.

  41. Change the number by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 1

    They should just change the number from "999" to "0118 999 881 999 119 725 3". That's a number you'll only lookup in case you reaaaally need help

    1. Re:Change the number by Blackstealth · · Score: 1

      What? Are you telling me that from today, dialing 999 won't get me the emergency services? And that's not the only thing that's changing? Nicer ambulances, faster response times, and better-looking drivers mean they're not THE emergency-services, they're MY emergency-services?

  42. Re:A little OT by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    I don't know if you're old enough to remember the old dial pulse/switch hook phones with a rotary dial but I do. And one device parents used to use to stop their kids making costly telephone calls was to buy a small cylindrical lock that used to be put over the "1" hole on the rotary dial so it was impossible to get the dial to rotate anywhere beyond "1" to dial numbers. However, disobedient kids like me used to just flick the switch-hooks after lifting the handset from the cradle - just flick them about once every tenth of a second equivalent to the digit you wanted, then leave a short (one second) pause before doing the next number. So if the emergency number had been 111, knocking the handset in it's cradle a couple of times (thus operating the switch hooks) could have generated a call to the emergency services without thinking about it.

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  43. Re:Don't feed the trolls? by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny
    Mod parent troll.

    That'll teach him.

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  44. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn right I'd consider someone in that situation to be a struggling homeowner...you think furnishing my $625,000 place is cheap? I need all the help I can get!

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to decide if I want to take the hybrid, the SUV or the hybrid SUV to the unemployment office.

    Take your rants someplace where people give a fuck, dipshit.

  45. Stupid problem that has a simple fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The main issue with 999 is that it's the ONLY national number for contacting the police/ambulance/fire brigade before first having to work out where the hell you are and then somehow locate their local number.

    If they would set up a 998 for the less urgent stuff it would cut out a substantial part of the cr*p they get all day, AND it would make it easier to go after the idiots who willfully abuse the service.

    A simple situation to illustrate: say you drive from A to B, and you spot someone broken down on a really hairy part of the road. You presently have a number of options:

    - ignore: not that nice - you'd like help if it happens to you too
    - call the police via "vanilla" route: if you don't know the road you won't know who to call
    - call 999 and potentially take up the resources which can save a life.

    In the above case you more or less have to default to "ignore" - knowing that the potential for someone to really HAVE to call 999 as a result of the potential accident that is waiting to happen was preventable.

    However, the idea is obviously too hard to comprehend. Knowing current UK government they will need a bunch of expensive consultants to conduct a yearlong study first (mainly of the bars around Whitehall, but I digress) and work out if they can make any money off it. If not, it ain't gonna happen.

    (Yes, that's sarcasm. Live with it)

  46. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As for "average" folks whose ARM blew up"

    Wow, a low-power CPU exploding? Was this in a mobile phone?

    And if you live in Hicksville $625k might seem a lot, but it's a 2 bed flat in other areas of the country.

  47. Stop them, hardly... by Bullfish · · Score: 1

    If there is one thing the rush for people to embarrass themselves on TV reality and shock talk shows us is that people are more likely to do and admit to stupid things if they believe it will bring them fame or notoriety. It's about ego and low self esteem. Both of which appear to be in quite high supply at this time.

  48. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one FORCED you to pay that price for a glorified closet. Sellers will only charge what people are willing to pay - and no one except members of the upper-middle class can even dream of paying that much for a house. Congrats to you for being so successful. Now get your butt on a plane and move somewhere where $625k will buy you 5000+ sq. ft. of house. Don't ask, much less tell, the rest of us to finance your lifestyle choices in San Fransisco, LA, Portland, New York, or whatever other unreasonable housing market it is that you live in. If you can command that kind of salary, then you can get a job in any city with a healthy tech industry (and probably lower taxes).

    As for someone in China caring, yes, I'm sure there is. Especially since the Chinese are the likely purchasers of the T-bills that will be issued to cover this boondoggle. We're leveraged up to our eyeballs with the Chinese, but hey, at least you get your cozy closet by the Bay.

  49. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but we all don't live in rural Buttfuck, Nowhere. $600K is not exactly a 25,000 square foot mansion in most of the country.

  50. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, but you FORCED us to listen to your bullshit rant, so let's call it even. My suggestion from how you should proceed from here - a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Also, you may want to look up the term "cost of living" as the concept seems completely foreign to you. You see, certain areas of the country offer different amenities than others, and therefore the price to live in different areas may differ. I know it is a hard concept to follow, but if you put 1/10 the effort in to trying to understand as you do being stupid, you may even surprise yourself!

  51. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i want more greed and i want it now!

  52. Negative reinforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That, and negative reinforcement doesn't really encourage people to do well and put in extra effort.

  53. Re:A little OT by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else think that "999" is too easy to hit accidentally?

    Easy to hit accidentally, yes; easy to dial accidentally, no. I don't know about you, but I'm old enough to remember my parents' old rotary dial telephone...

    I wonder how many of these false calls were just little kids punching the numbers to play "music"

    Some, perhaps, but from reading a couple of blogs prank calls are a genuine problem. There is also increasingly a problem of youths starting fires then attacking the fire brigade when they arrive to put them out. My dad has personally seen kids throwing stones at fire engines that have attended fires near where he lives.

    So believe me, some prank calls are most definitely on purpose.

  54. Re:Congrats, America!!! by coresnake · · Score: 0

    I guess we could opt for that big box behind Safeway though......

    No you can't, thats where I keep my time machine!

  55. Include Personal info... by TavisJohn · · Score: 1

    If the vids have text on them that display the callers name and/or phone number than it might just encourage people to not be as stupid with emergency calls.

    Personally tho, I think that the caller should be sent a bill for the time that they wasted. Hit them in the pocket book!
    Or better yet just send out the police and arrest these people. That will tell them that pranking or mis-using emergency numbers is a bad idea.

  56. Re:A little OT by Blackstealth · · Score: 1

    112 for Europe

  57. How long before someone writes a virus by LuxMaker · · Score: 1

    that dials these services over and over again? This reminds me of the 911 dialer virus back in the 90's. How long before one of these viruses takes over VOIP?

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  58. clowns by julian67 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had the misfortune to work on the phone in a UK police force's operations room. A memorable call: An old man called, sounding shocked and very upset indeed. He wanted to report being assaulted. He asked me if I'd seen the nearby circus. I confirmed I had, having noticed it the day before while out on my bicycle. Despite having recently completed my diversity training I immediately thought of all those nomadic, thieving, rough, stop at nothing, gypsy types, with swarthy complexions, switchblades and unwashed hair. I pictured the poor old man being relieved of his wallet and candyfloss at knifepoint and, assuming my most professional and concerned tone, asked him to continue. He explained that he had been to the circus the previous evening and was sitting in the front row when one of the clowns threw cold water over him. I didn't directly call him a stupid miserable old bastard but I think he got the message. I've also taken a call from a woman who wished to report that the milkman when making his early morning deliveries allowed the glass milk bottles to clang together noisily in order to cause harassment/annoyance to the caller. Referred caller to dairy. Seriously the UK is overflowing with fucking idiots. people call the police because the kitchen tap is dripping, the TV remote control doesn't work, their cable TV reception has worsened or any other trivial crap that might count as an emergency if you have the mental age and outlook of a retarded 4 year old. The flipside is the idiots who call the non-emergency number, wait in a queue for a while, and when connected announce they're watching someone being stabbed/beaten/robbed and so on. I guess at least they tried to help instead of doing nothing.

  59. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wish I had mod points

  60. Ah, the British... by istvaan · · Score: 1

    I listened to quite a few of those calls, and I have to say that those are some of the most polite and affable emergency dispatchers I think I've ever heard.

  61. Libel = lie; Slandar = economic damage by peter303 · · Score: 1

    If its true, I doubt a privacy lawsuit could establish either. But a youtube incites a nutty neighbor to take some viglante punishment action, then they may have a case. This has been an issue with some US sex-offender lists where some people have been killed.

  62. Funny, but could be better by Gunfighter · · Score: 1

    Subtitles would greatly benefit viewers who are deaf or suffer from hearing loss. Copy/paste from the transcript, perhaps?

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  63. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uh-oh here we go (sorry for taking this even more OT).

    I bought my house in one of the down markets (California) a year or so ago - modest house and was worth over $280k then. Zillow/market says it's worth less than $210k today.

    I'm not crying, nor am I leaving. I was NOT stupid (or greedy) enough to get an ARM, instead I got a 30 year _FIXED_ loan and I intend to stay here for a while.

    My monthly payment would have been WAY lower (to the point where I could've afforded** a much larger house or two houses) if I went with the ARM option, but then again, that's just like playing the stock market.

    Investing is a 5-10 years or more deal, ARM loans are NOT a risk-free investment (if it even qualifies) and are absolutely the wrong way to buy a house you intend to live in for a long time.

    I knew someone who's TOTAL (husband and wife) yearly household income was barely $60-70k who bought a $500-600k home by taking a second mortgage on their ~$200k home. If that doesn't qualify as absolutely STUPID, I don't know what does.

    Personal responsibility is lost on this country. Two consenting adults/parties (i.e. buyer and lender) got into an agreement and one of them failed. The government is NOT your daddy that you go crying to when things don't go your way!

    And by the way, last time I checked, renting or buying a house within your means are ALWAYS an option.

    Stop wasting my tax money on saving idiots from themselves, bring personal responsibility back and... and get off my lawn!!

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  64. poor woman just seems lonely by simplerThanPossible · · Score: 1

    Of course loneliness is not an emergency.

    But if not addressed in some way, it can become another kind of emergency.

  65. Won't work. People have no shame anymore by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's simply what it can be sumed up as. People don't give a fuck what you think about them. Yeah, I'm a moron, I'm stupid and I act like it, but I'm rich and famous, so I win. The Homer Simpson principle.

    Could you imagine something like American Idol taking off, say, 30 years ago? People would've been scared to make a fool out of themselves. At the very least, the people trying their hand there would have been a lot lower and only people who could credibly or at least intelligibly sing would try. Ok, since people have no shame, at least the auditions there provide some entertainment (yes, one of my guilty pleasures is to enjoy it when people make a complete tool out of themselves).

    How about lawsuits where the plaintiff acted quite obviously in such a stupid way that yes, there was no warning label because nobody thought anyone could be so utterly and completely stupid and still manage to live to the age of 18? 30 years ago, people would have accepted the damage for their own stupidity than the shame that they were actually SO stupid. But, like I said, no shame anymore, and there's money in it.

    Fuck, offer people 10 bucks to run down naked some street and they do it! Been proven time and again by some TV shows.

    Still, I do consider those movies a good thing, because there are still people who have a sense of decency and don't want to bother emergency lines with minor sicknesses, who then prompty die because what they felt as minor turned out to be major. Showing such movies to them would probably tell them that they should call 999 (or 911, or whatever your number may be) when they feel a little chest pain instead of just lying down and hoping it goes away. When there are so many people calling with utter BULLSHIT, it's by far not uncalled for to dial emergency services for a "little", but real, problem. That's what they were invented for.

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    1. Re:Won't work. People have no shame anymore by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Could you imagine something like American Idol taking off, say, 30 years ago?

      In those days, all we had was The Gong Show, which at least wasn't serious.

    2. Re:Won't work. People have no shame anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am so flabbergasted by your 2nd paragraph that I stopped reading.

    3. Re:Won't work. People have no shame anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There've been TV and billboard advertisements to get people to call 999 if they have chest pains: http://www.bhf.org.uk/doubtkills/ . As you say, it's good to tell people when to call, as well as when not to call

    4. Re:Won't work. People have no shame anymore by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, all fine, but we're talking about 5 or 6 freaks a week here. Not 50 or 60 THOUSANDS.

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  66. No, I do not agree with you! by janrinok · · Score: 1

    I argue that he was acting in self defense.

    And what threat to his well-being did they pose while running away from him?

    These people were habitual criminals and needed removed, the courts wouldn't do it, so Tony did.

    And that is the reasoning that every vigilante uses. It is still wrong. He did not know their criminal record at the time that he shot them so he can hardly use the justification that he was doing what the courts could not, or would not, do. They were not the same people who burgled him earlier - or at least there is no evidence to suggest that they were.

    The UK does not refuse to police itself, it is simply that you don't agree with how it is done. That is your right. So stand up and say so. Take part in local community projects that interface with the police. Stand as a local councilor and get things changed. I know that the system is far from perfect but shooting people is not the solution. Have you ever done something foolish, perhaps when drunk? I have. Now how would you feel if, as a result of having too much to drink, you did something stupid and, instead of being detained by the police and receiving whatever punishment was appropriate, someone shot you. Dead! I suppose it would stop you from drinking too much in the future but it is hardly a sensible solution to your lack of self-control or possible drink problem.

    The argument of self-defence, which goes hand-in-hand with the rule of using minimum force, is a good one, in my opinion. "Tony", (I assume that you know him personally because you appear to be on first name terms already) was not defending his life, nor was he under the belief that he was preventing them from coming back. He has admitted to being pissed-off at being burgled 'again'. So why didn't he fit a burglar alarm? Why didn't he buy a big dog? No, he shot them and the courts looked at what he could have done, and what he did, a judged that he use excessive force without the justification of self-defence. He was guilty under UK law, and was therefore punished accordingly. The comments of Americans on this US-centric forum are always welcome and often provide alternative viewpoints. But few of them are experts on UK law and some therefore make statements based on the law as it applies to them in whatever state they live. Interesting, but often totally irrelevant to the discussion. We are discussing UK law because this is not the wild west!

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    1. Re:No, I do not agree with you! by Dark_Gravity · · Score: 1

      I argue that he was acting in self defense.

      And what threat to his well-being did they pose while running away from him?

      These people were habitual criminals and needed removed, the courts wouldn't do it, so Tony did.

      The perps had burgled him previously. To say that their departure from their second burglary attempt makes the situation "okay" is disingenuous. The only shame is that Brendan Fearon survived and Tony Martin was convicted for a crime he did not commit.

      Sorry, Britain, your laws defy reality, and you will continue to pay the price until your citizens get the situation fixed and restore your God given rights. Until that time, enjoy your nanny state.

    2. Re:No, I do not agree with you! by madprof · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find it was actually murder. Just because you don't want to view the situation in an adult way doesn't mean the rest of the world will join in with your childish "it isn't fair" argument.

    3. Re:No, I do not agree with you! by janrinok · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The perps had burgled him previously

      There is no evidence that I have seen to prove that he was burgled by the SAME individuals. He had been burgled, that is true, but during the trial he was asked what measures he had taken to prevent further break-ins. He had taken none. So living in an isolated place, known to have some money, taking no protective measures around his property. Crime is never justified but it is not surprising in this case that he was burgled more than once.

      ....and restore your God given rights.

      Which God would that be? If it's the Christian God that you are referring to, which of the Ten Commandments mentions that you can shoot people. I do recall 'Thou shalt not kill', but I cannot remember one suggesting that you can shoot burglars. Perhaps I wasn't paying enough attention last time I went to Church.

      Your 'rights' regarding firearms are nothing more than a throwback to the Wild West and the events that followed during the formative years of your nation. However, I stopped thinking that I was a cowboy when I grew up. You are entitled, both individually and as a Nation, to continue to carry weapons but please don't think less of others because they choose not to.

      Martin did not make a stand for justice. After the event he hid the weapon at his mother's house (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Martin_(farmer)). He can hardly claim that he did not know that he was committing a crime if he went so far as to try to hide the weapon. His defence successfully used the excuse that 'Martin suffered paranoid personality disorder'. So, nobody was claiming that he was making a stand but simply that he had killed without justification (under our law - not yours) and therefore should be punished accordingly. The defence, as is their job, managed to get the sentence reduced.

      From the wiki-link: The jury at the trial were told that they had the option of returning a verdict of manslaughter, rather than murder, if they thought that Martin "did not intend to kill or cause serious bodily harm". However, they found Martin guilty of murder by a 10 to 2 majority. He was sentenced to life in prison, the mandatory sentence for murder under English law.

      I do not agree with your point of view. Ten members of the 12 man jury disagree with you also. The other 2 are welcome to emigrate to the USA, if they haven't already done so. :-)

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    4. Re:No, I do not agree with you! by Heather+D · · Score: 1

      Your 'rights' regarding firearms are nothing more than a throwback to the Wild West and the events that followed during the formative years of your nation. However, I stopped thinking that I was a cowboy when I grew up. You are entitled, both individually and as a Nation, to continue to carry weapons but please don't think less of others because they choose not to.

      Hm, so he's an arrested-development case, but that's alright, as long as he doesn't think less of you for saying that?

      For that matter, England has few gun rights to speak of but does have gay rights. The U.S. has few gay rights to speak of but does have gun rights. Why don't people realize that any society that trusts it's citizens enough to let them decide where and when to fire a gun will also trust them to decide who to have sex with?

    5. Re:No, I do not agree with you! by timmarhy · · Score: 1
      maybe if people like you stopped sticking up for scum bags that rob people and bash/rape young girls we wouldn't be over run with violent crime? why should "tony" be the one having to solve this problem in the first place by spending thousands on alarms. he IS the victim remember, or does that only apply if your a welfare hogging crook?

      "Have you ever done something foolish, perhaps when drunk? I have. Now how would you feel if, as a result of having too much to drink, you did something stupid and, instead of being detained by the police and receiving whatever punishment was appropriate, someone shot you"

      total strawman argument. for a start being drunk NEVER deminishs responsibility or excuses your actions. if you break into a house drunk i expect you should be blown away just the same as if you were sober.

      frankly i'm sick to death of this attitude that we should wait till we are bashed/raped/robbed before it's acceptable to do anything about it. it lets crooks feel safer and secure commiting their crimes.

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    6. Re:No, I do not agree with you! by AthenianGadfly · · Score: 1

      I do recall 'Thou shalt not kill'

      It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

    7. Re:No, I do not agree with you! by janrinok · · Score: 1

      Why don't people realize that any society that trusts it's citizens enough to let them decide where and when to fire a gun will also trust them to decide who to have sex with?

      That's is a nice soundbite, but the following suggests that it is not true:

      http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Two-Killed-During-Fatal-Shooting-At-Gay-Friendly-Knoxville-Tennessee-Church/Article/200807415057730?lpos=World%2BNews_6&lid=ARTICLE_15057730_Two%2BKilled%2BDuring%2BFatal%2BShooting%2BAt%2BGay-Friendly%2BKnoxville%252C%2BTennessee%2BChurch

      http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0777958.html

      http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/1998/schools/

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/529336.stm

      http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Fatal_shooting_at_school_in_Pennsylvania,_USA

      And of course, the contents of the TFA itself. Hardly a demonstration of responsible weapon ownership. I'm not sure how it relates to his sex life, however.

      Need I go on?.....

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    8. Re:No, I do not agree with you! by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      maybe if people like you stopped sticking up for scum bags that rob people and bash/rape young girls we wouldn't be over run with violent crime?

      Just because you think we are overrun with violent crime doesn't make it so. Actually we are currently at an all time low for violent crime and the one western country that still practices the death sentence, the US, has a relatively very high violent crime incidence. Not that they are necessarily related of course, but if you posit that shooting all criminals will solve anything, then that'll do just fine as a counterargument.

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  68. Very daft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty daft of the police to do this, given how litigious people (including the police) are these days about discrimination and cyber-bullying. I suspect a lot of these calls are from people with genuine mental learning disabilities or mental health issues - is mocking them publically really going to be doing the Police any favours? I smell a lawsuit!

    Those who are pranking for the lulz will probably get a buzz out of this and try harder to get theirs published... I can't see this helping one bit. Yet another waste of tax payers money.

  69. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hear hear

  70. Re:Salmon sandwiches, eh? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

    At least it isn't The Salmon Mousse.

  71. Re:Congrats, America!!! by lgw · · Score: 1

    Not sure where you live, but where I live, 800 sq ft. and 2 bedroom 1 bath is about 650 to 700k. I guess we could opt for that big box behind Safeway though......

    Yeah, I live in the same area, and I fucking rent! Stop buying houses at unreasonable prices, and maybe those prices will fall. In any case, don't force me to fucking bail your sorry ass out when your ARM blows up. Fucking congress!

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  72. Re:A little OT by xaxa · · Score: 1

    The real reason (I read it somewhere) was that in the first pay phones 0 (for the operator) was the only digit that could be dialled without inserting a coin: there was a mechanism that locked the dial in this way. It was simple to adjust the mechanism to also allow 9 to be dialled, but still require money for any numbers other than 0 or 9.

  73. Anon Coward because I can't be arsed to log in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recently in the UK there was a case where some 17 year old boy called the fire services out to warehouse fire where there was none, that call cost another persons life because they were unable to respond to a genuine emergency.

    I don't care what the mental state of the caller was, what I DO care about is that some little twat, however removed, caused an emergency service to go to a location where there was no problem. That's very different from genuinely THINKING there is a problem.

    In this case, some cunt having a jolly old time caused the death of someone else. That's manslaughter in my book. Instead, the little fuck got off with a caution. A custodial sentence should have been administered because of the fact that the emergency service were unable to perform their duty as they were misdirected to another location.

    As for any twat calling the emergency services with little crisis like having to eat sandwiches or when the internet was invented, they should be warned that any other call to the emergency services will be blocked for three months. That should crystallise what's important and what's trivial.

  74. Spare a thought... by fellip_nectar · · Score: 1

    ...for the lady asking what year the internet started.

    That wasn't strictly her fault...

    How was she to know that Al Gore was forwarding all of his calls to that particular number?

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  75. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

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  76. Re:Congrats, America!!! by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    What's he suppose to do while he waits for prices to drop? Become homeless?

  77. Saw these before. by michaelleung · · Score: 1

    Did you see the one where some woman was asking when did the Internet start?

  78. Re:Congrats, America!!! by lgw · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I live in the same area, and I fucking rent!

    What's he suppose to do while he waits for prices to drop? Become homeless?

    Clear enough? Rents here are far less than mortgage payments (as little as 1/3) because the house prices are just stupidly high. There is no requirement to own a house, nor is it a fundamental right.

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  79. Serious Crime = Serious Punishment..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    In the U.S., people who file too many frivolous lawsuits can be temporarily banned from suing other people, as well as being held financially responsible for all costs related to the suits. If someone files too many frivolous suits, they are declared to be either Malicious or Vexatious Litigants.

    However, frivolous 911, or in the UK, 999 calls, can be life-threatening to the people in real-life emergencies. So, just as frivolous litigants can be banned from suing, frivolous callers should also be banned from calling.

    If the banned individuals are fortunate (for everybody else) to be faced with a real emergency, then the Police and Fire Departments should note the persons previous history of phony calls and err on the side of caution by *not* responding and waiting for an emergency call that is not from a caller with a fraudulent history, since that has a higher probability of being more genuine.

    I'm suprised that the UK doesn't have the ability to know the location of the call like Dispatchers here in the U.S. do. Every time a call is recieved, the number, location, and name of the registered owner is diplayed, so even if it is a simple 911 "Hang-Up" call, as happens with most small children fooling around with the telephone, an officer is dispatched to the very location that the call came from to find out what exactly is going on. I'm suprised that a country as Big Brother as the UK doesn't have that ability.

    With the exception of small children who don't fully understand the ideas behind Emergency Numbers (911, 999, etc.), fraudulent callers should be treated as harshly as real criminals, with punishments on the order of:

    1) Heavy fines
    2) Wage garnishment
    3) Vehicle Forfeitures / Seizures
    4) Jail time
    5) Emergency number blocking
    6) Public Humiliation (like walking around with a sandwich board declaring them a fraudulent caller)
    7) Property forfeiture (real estate or luxury items)

    Fraudulent calls are dangerous, illegal acts that are life-threatening to people who really do, or may need, emergency help. The punishments should be VERY SEVERE.

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    Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
  80. Police productivity by dugeen · · Score: 1

    Well done the police for using public money to mock people with mental illnesses, instead of wasting it on preventing and detecting crime.

  81. You might not have noticed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but the rest of the country between the east and west coasts is fairly well-developed. The state that I live in consistently has 3 or 4 cities ranked in the top 10 places to own a home, and home prices are still very affordable for the middle class.

  82. The problem is the police 999 system by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    A longstanding problem with the police system is that it's dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb. There's no national "non-emergency" police switchboard. There's been talk about having one for years ("998"), but I think the worry is that if they set one up, it'd be too popular.
    So they don't do it. :(

    There are special separate helplines for shopping drug-dealers, but there's nothing for non-emergency help, or for contacting the police on general matters that aren't emergencies. So suppose that you see something that ought to be brought to the police's attention, but it's not obviously an emergency, what do you do? As good citizens, we're supposed to call the police, but the only number we have for the police, we're not supposed to call. Maybe we're supposed to call in in person and talk to the desk sergeant instead of using these new-fangled telephonic devices.

  83. why all the talk about "homeowners"? by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

    Why do people always talk about the rights of "homeowners" in these cases? What about if you only rent?

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