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CERN, the Big Bang and Impact On the IT Industry

whencanistop writes "ComputerWeekly have put together a nice short guide (with lots of links) of what is going on at CERN. They've got a nice slant though on what this big bang experiment is going to mean for the IT Industry. Interesting slant on the world's largest grid and the database clustering technology that they are using. They have also picked up on the amusing rap video by CERN's scientists that has been wandering around YouTube."

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  1. We need more evil scientists by David+Gerard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mad scientists are way too nice and sweet-natured these days. We need more evil geniuses. Who'll do things like run the Large Hardon Collider on Vista.

    (Okay, that's too evil. They can run it on Google Chrome.)

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    1. Re:We need more evil scientists by phantomAI · · Score: 1

      I'm not looking forward to being sucked into the Black Space of Death.

    2. Re:We need more evil scientists by GweeDo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you want to destroy the world?
      -ACCEPT- -DENY-

    3. Re:We need more evil scientists by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's a difference between "great comedy material" and repeating the same damn joke 18,000 times a day. Of course since this site is populated by nerds, the social skills needed to understand that are lacking.

    4. Re:We need more evil scientists by David+Gerard · · Score: 4, Funny

      My large hardon collider pushes large, energised hardons through a ring repeatedly, faster and faster, as smoothly and tightly as possible, until they clash and spray matter in all directions.

      ... What?

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    5. Re:We need more evil scientists by IdleTime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope...
      I have to deal with morons trying to run big business critical databases on Windows on almost daily basis and the OS is so badly unsuited for the task that there should be a bounty on those who sold them the solution.

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    6. Re:We need more evil scientists by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      -Accept-

      Abort, Retry, Fail?

    7. Re:We need more evil scientists by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, because stereotyping a whole website's pool of users is 100% accurate. Asshole, I happen to have a sense of humor, cleanse regularly, and hell I even go outside and do things with non-nerds!

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    8. Re:We need more evil scientists by sorak · · Score: 1

      Mad scientists are way too nice and sweet-natured these days. We need more evil geniuses. Who'll do things like run the Large Hardon Collider on Vista.

      Is that why the world hasn't ended yet? Is the LHC still waiting for someone to click "Unblock"?

    9. Re:We need more evil scientists by Bat+Country · · Score: 1

      I believe you have something in common with Sir Mixalot.

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    10. Re:We need more evil scientists by exley · · Score: 2, Funny

      man, can we ever escape the microsoft bash? it's stale. really stale. i guess it sucks not to have an imagination.

      I'm with ya, AC. Most of the MS jokes are lame indeed, but unfortunately that nonsense is here to stay because there are far too many people here who get a huge hadron when they bash MS.

    11. Re:We need more evil scientists by Klaus_1250 · · Score: 1

      It's is not a MS joke, it is a Vista-one. There is a difference and there is nothing wrong with bashing Vista.

      I could post my own horror-stories about Vista, but I guess most people who touched Vista will have enough of their own. And you will not hear me bash XP. XP wasn't perfect, it still isn't perfect, it wasn't safe, it still isn't safe and never will be really safe, but it is and has been good enough for me not to bash XP or MS.

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    12. Re:We need more evil scientists by Drantin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Traitor!

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    13. Re:We need more evil scientists by cizoozic · · Score: 1

      How about a nice game of chess?

    14. Re:We need more evil scientists by asg1 · · Score: 1

      It appears you are trying to destroy the world. Would you like some assistance?

    15. Re:We need more evil scientists by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      I am so excited about $NEXT_VERSION of Windows. It will surely go beyond just solving all of the problems with $CURRENT_VERSION, it will be an entirely new paradigm. Forget about security problems, that will be all fixed with $NEXT_VERSION. And theyâ(TM)ll finally be ridding themselves of $ANCIENT_LEGACY_STUFF. Also there will be $DATABASE_FILESYSTEM. Itâ(TM)ll be awesome!

      I wonder how $NEXT_VERSION will compare to $NEXT_NEXT_VERSION.

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    16. Re:We need more evil scientists by David+Gerard · · Score: 1
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  2. Sys Admin at CERN by bgibby9 · · Score: 1

    What a sweet posting that would be. "OK people, we need another Terawatt of power, let's kick in the batteries!"

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    1. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by Gromius · · Score: 5, Interesting

      trust me its not fun. Physicists are demanding, require unreasonable ungodly amounts of storage and computing power and will do whater the hell they like with it, usally fecking up the system in new and interesting ways. Even the grid isnt enough, we could use more cpu. I'm a physicist at cern (posting from the CMS control room, was there yestarday, twas exciting) and I wouldnt want to be my sys admin ;)

      Incidently offtopic, the LHC is down at the moment and has been all day. Apparently its something about a lost patrol.

    2. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by David+Gerard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And sysadminning for scientists is a goddamn nightmare. I'd just like you to imagine expert Fortran programmers who can't actually work a computer. And are way smarter than you in every way except ones that involve communicating with humans.

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    3. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by Tsunayoshi · · Score: 4, Informative

      I concur...where I work our 5 man unix team supports about 400 engineers of various types (mechanical, electrical, computer scientists, aerospace, etc.) and they are a needy little bunch.

      never want to follow the processes, always want it now, refuse to let us do any IT analysis of their computing needs, refuse to use the ticketing system.

      Frustrating to say the least.

      Another place I worked one of the VMS computer operators told me a story where she was fixing a problem for a scientist and paused for a few seconds to review what she was doing in her mind before typing in a command..the scientist looked her in the eye and told her "you just wasted 13 seconds of my time." Her response was she would have wasted his entire day if her command had taken down the cluster...

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    4. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      So did they turn up in WWII? Or have they been launched into a parallel Kazula & Klien dimension? That being said have you decided upon a nomenclature for these extra dimensions that are just laying around? Personally I like rainbows.

    5. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

      And sysadminning for scientists is a goddamn nightmare. I'd just like you to imagine expert Fortran programmers who can't actually work a computer. And are way smarter than you in every way except ones that involve communicating with humans.

      Wow, when a sysadmin complains about someone else being bad at communicating with humans, that's saying something.

    6. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You should buy more super computer clusters.

      Disclaimer: I may work for a company who already built some of the clusters at CERN...

    7. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by Gromius · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think you now start to see the extent of the problem. Seriously the sys admins are the outgoing ones at my work :)

    8. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by dkf · · Score: 1

      There are approximately 15 admins in the world who actually do their job the way it should be done.

      I didn't know we employed the whole world supply of competent admins here!

      Here's why admins get stroppy. Explaining to the Vice Chancellor (or CEO) why the main website went down for 2 days is never easy, and when the explanation comes down to some lowly physics grad student wanting things done without heed for consequences, the experience is excruciating. Hence admins tend to prefer very strongly to keep things working that are currently working, and they dislike that most users have absolutely no idea what actually constitutes a "small change" on a highly-shared system.

      OTOH, most users aren't a problem. If you're getting strop in your direction, maybe just maybe it's you that ought to reconsider?

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    9. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by Gromius · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No I'm with the parent. And I'm coming for the user/scientist side. The admins at scientific labs like CERN are basically doing a heroic job despite the best efforts of their users to be as awkward as possible.

      He's right, its almost impossible to get physicists to do what you want and by god if it goes down theres hell to pay, even if it *them* who brought it down doing something the admins told them not to. Admins cant really lock anything down and if they try to its circumvented and/or bitterly complained about. Plus they have to allow the user to run whatever programs they want as they mainly use (very poorly written) custom code. It all boils down to physicists being obsessed about their research to the point that getting it done is the *most important* thing and all else pales into significance.

      Again I mention that I'm physicist and I know I'm guilty of this, I've taken down the UK particle physics cluter farm (the tier 1 in grid speak) but these days I usually buy them a beer afterwards to make up for it.

    10. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Apparently its something about a lost patrol.

      Maybe the ninjas have infiltrated.

      Back on topic, the job of a sysadmin is never easy. There's a very little difference between developers and scientists, the big being that developers tend to know what they're doing so that they don't create small fuck ups, but since they know what they're doing, they end up creating big ones when it does happen. Developers are equally as demanding resource-wise, especially doing database development.

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    11. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by alexborges · · Score: 1

      This is, sadly, mostly true. However there arent only 15 good admins: we are a minority, but we arent that few.

      Actually, the more entrenched one is with the FOSS comunity, the more contact one has had with experienced older bofhs and, as a general rule, the better admin one is.

      Now.... the only other point Ill have to disagree in is your saying that sysadmining somehow requires no creativity or is not a valuable skill. Neither of those are true: its a challenging intelectual activity and a fun thing to be doing in any case.

      Getting software systems to work together (properly) towards an end is good engineering. The best place where youll see that is in performance anlysis: most DBAs cant tell a bit from a byte and have no idea about how is data stored in a hardrive: they do performance-by-magazzione, in which they go ahead and purchase whatever oracle tells them to and call that "creative colaborative thinking".

      A good sysadmin, on the other hand, should be able to tell you exactly where you need to put your buck to get an X performance increase: thats not easy at all, wildly it changes depending on the app and nobody even thinks about going ahead and doing it anymore (they go out and buy bigger iron and if THAT wont work, then they think they need a "better" DB, when the problem can perfectly be related to the ammount of memory, ammount of processor, poor use of this or that library...etc.

      Hey... even librarians have fun.... if they are any good.

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    12. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      Just remember, use your crowbar on the Headcrabs, shooting them is just a waste of ammo.

    13. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Well if you ever open one of those infamous interdimensional rifts it'll take more than a few beers to cover that ;).

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    14. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      "and I wouldnt want to be my sys admin ;)"

      I'm sure the feeling is mutual.

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    15. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by oldhack · · Score: 1

      So... physicists are to sysadmins what sysadmins are to "normal" people. Some like that?

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    16. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by PPH · · Score: 1

      If it wasn't for the users, we'd have a really sweet system running here.

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    17. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by edsousa · · Score: 1

      I'm working at my university's IT department and we didn't told our scientists that we received a lot of new machines for our cluster, because the more CPUs available, more they need :P
      And yes, Fortran experts means a lot of headaches.

    18. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      And geologists are worse. Never sysadmin at an oil company.

      (Mind you, they do spend money on decent kit.)

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    19. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      Worst bit is they're generally really nice and sweet-natured mad scientists so it's not even deliberate. Like toddlers who know calculus.

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    20. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      You should come and work at ATLAS then. We are generally friendly and outgoing and so are our sysadmins.

    21. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      The admins at scientific labs like CERN are basically doing a heroic job despite the best efforts of their users to be as awkward as possible.

      I'd disagree with that. Many physicists are simply trying to run their code and are generally ignorant of the inner workings of their computers, mainly because they are not interested, not from lack of ability.

      I've taken down the UK particle physics cluter farm (the tier 1 in grid speak)

      Reminds me of the time as a grad student when I "took over" the old CSF cluster at RAL and blocked out all the LEP experiments for a weekend. They weren't too pleased about that...although I seem to remember that they were more interested in how I'd done it. I can hardly be blamed if their batch queue system had a priority flag for jobs which a user could set now could I? It was in the man page...

    22. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by dkf · · Score: 1

      In particular, if you think it's significantly harder to admin 100 desktops instead of 10 desktops then you're not competent.

      The big problem with large-scale desktop admin is that vendors won't supply you matched hardware, even if you have a contract that says they have to. (Dell, I'm looking at you!) That makes constructing the shared desktop images much harder than it ought to be. (I believe we're in the ten to twenty thousand range for installations there, so don't claim we don't know about scaling up; that stuff works.) But it's not that awful otherwise as you can give everyone the same thing and put the user-level differences in network-space. Servers are more awkward because they have different life cycles and more demanding performance requirements.

      Your 'web site down' scenario is laughable; I can think of at least a dozen ways to insure the integrity of a main website while still allowing users to get things done immediately and without wasting time on useless paperwork, everything from having a hot clone to swap to if the main web site goes down to putting the user's part of the web site on a separate box to defining privileges so the user can't touch/harm the main part of the website.

      We're already running a replicated virtualized server farm to support the website. (Actually around 500 independent domains the last time I checked, but that was a long while ago now.) The key problems relate to people wanting different major versions of modules (well, PHP to be exact) in use on the same website. It doesn't help when you have critical public-facing webapps which need some weird old version of something. (Yes, that's amazingly stupid. No, that's not the admins' fault in any way. I don't feel like discussing institutional politics.)

      The "separate box" idea is nice, except that getting academics to properly resource such a thing is like extracting blood from a stone, and the chances are if it's not part of the main system, then it won't be patched regularly and will get hacked in a few months, causing more trouble. (Of course, a good few people do have separate boxes and do very well, as they understand the need to patch and audit. Those folks aren't the problem. But that's really not for everyone; some people really need to let the admins handle these things for them for their own best interests.)

      Don't get me wrong. We've got incompetents. Our ticketing and backup systems... I don't want to think about it. But web, email and networking all function right and that's what I need to actually work. Which brings me back to my point earlier: there are competent admins about who aren't prima donnas (even if they're not a majority). I'm sorry for you if you've been stuck with the other kinds.

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    23. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by steveo777 · · Score: 1

      I take the specs from the customer to the programmers! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!

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    24. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 1

      Apparently its something about a lost patrol.

      They're not lost. They're just superheroes now and you don't recognize them due to their colorful skin-tight outfits.

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    25. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      You poor, poor bastard!

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    26. Re:Sys Admin at CERN by gowdy · · Score: 1

      Incidently offtopic, the LHC is down at the moment and has been all day. Apparently its something about a lost patrol.

      As you know they came back with a captured beam. Shame we're out of phase...

  3. Terrabytes by pablomme · · Score: 5, Funny

    a massive Linux-based storage system supplying many terrabytes of disk storage

    Clearly the effect of being buried 100m underground.

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    1. Re:Terrabytes by kiehlster · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should call it the wine-cellar effect. At any rate, I find it surprising that they're only using one storage system, and only "many" terabytes after considering it creates 15PB per year, unless "terrabytes" are a newly named unit of measure.

    2. Re:Terrabytes by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      -ducks-And the trolls only come out at night-runs-

    3. Re:Terrabytes by Icarium · · Score: 1

      Not that surprising, given that in the long run it's only temporary. Once that data has been distributed, had multiple redundant backups made and cataloged, it will be wiped.

      It is very much a way station - just because data will initially get dumped there doesn't mean it's going to live there very long.

      Im also sceptical and feel that the use of terabytes is largely to keep the article(s) understandable to non geeks, and that the actual storage capacity is probably in the PB range anyway.

    4. Re:Terrabytes by gowdy · · Score: 1

      I work on CMS, one of the six experiments. We have about 1.6PB of disk in the CERN storage system and 4PB of tape. I don't know about the other experiments. We do keep a copy of the initial data at CERN as well as at least one other site, tapes and disks do break and we don't want to lose the data.

  4. geek viagra by einer · · Score: 4, Funny

    10 Gigabit Wan

    I'll be in my bunk

    1. Re:geek viagra by networkconsultant · · Score: 1

      Now all you need is a brain jack and they could stream all of p0rn directly to your bunk.

    2. Re:geek viagra by Locklin · · Score: 1

      Are we gunna explode? I don't want to explode.

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  5. Excellent rap! by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The video is too funny - and very well done. Send a link to your kids and they'll finally understand what CERN and LHC do. Maybe we should do more science education like this.

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    1. Re:Excellent rap! by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would almost risk having them hate science, as long as they also can't stand rap music.

    2. Re:Excellent rap! by cool_arrow · · Score: 1

      My kids were dancing around the room doing the "funky physicist".

    3. Re:Excellent rap! by cool_arrow · · Score: 1

      No.

    4. Re:Excellent rap! by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      "Maybe we should do more science education like this."

      No, we should not.

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    5. Re:Excellent rap! by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Is that like the Funky Gibbon?

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    6. Re:Excellent rap! by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      The video is too funny - and very well done. Send a link to your kids and they'll finally understand what CERN and LHC do.

      I got a kick out of it myself.

      Maybe we should do more science education like this.

      My first thought, well one of the first thoughts, was that music videos like the Large Hadron Rap could encourage youngsters to go into science. But the videos would have to come fast and furiously. Otherwise they would get bored.

      Falcon

    7. Re:Excellent rap! by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I would almost risk having them hate science, as long as they also can't stand rap music.

      Have videos set with country, rock, or other genres of music.

      Falcon

  6. If CERN fails by eebra82 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look at it this way: if they fail to find the God particle, at least they can make a really affordable subway system.

    1. Re:If CERN fails by suggsjc · · Score: 4, Funny

      I for one would not want to ride on the "Large Subway Collider"!

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    2. Re:If CERN fails by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      The Glasgow Subway runs in a big circle, so it's not without precedent.

      It would be cool if they could re-use the electromagnets to drive the trains.

    3. Re:If CERN fails by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Good way to bring US Election politics completely the fuck out to left field. Go away.

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    4. Re:If CERN fails by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      My favorite tidbit about the Glasgow Subway is that they apparently have to occasionally flip the trains around, because the wheels on the "inner" side of the train wear down much faster than the ones on the outside.

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    5. Re:If CERN fails by hobbit · · Score: 1

      Why that way round? I'd have thought that centrifugal force would cause the outer wheels to wear faster.

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    6. Re:If CERN fails by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      And if you've ever been to Glasgow, you'll notice it also goes nowhere (that you'd want to be).

    7. Re:If CERN fails by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

      ... you haven't participated in hoagie food fights!?!

  7. Best source for evil scientist news by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Informative
    The Register's coverage of the LHC is a lot more, well, entertaining than the coverage by other newspapers. Same news, but a little more energy in the presentation...

    Botanist sues to stop CERN hurling Earth into parallel universe

    Boffinry bitchslap brouhaha: Higgs and Hawking head to head.

    ...and they also answer important questions, like So, what's the velocity of a sheep in a vacuum? Plus, the size of Wales in cubic furlongs

    ...anyway, getting back on topic, they also tell us, in Today is not Hadron Collider Day,
    "Only a year or more from now will the colliding protons be disintegrated with sufficient violence to produce the various treats we have been promised. Strangely perhaps, by then it seems a racing cert that the broadcasters will all have gone home, and the scribblers will mostly have ceased to file copy. Once the insane laughs begin to truly ring out in the LHC's underground caverns, once the mad scientists wipe the foam from their lips, roll up their sleeves, lock and load their outrageous particle guns and really start to show what they can do, the chances are that nobody will be watching.
    "But there will be at least one exception. The Reg hereby pledges to stay on the story, bringing you all the humonguous subterranean cavern magno-doughnut beam cannon news hot off the wires - perhaps with a garnish of hysterical rip-in-the-very-fabric-of-spacetime dimension portal angle here and there. As long as there's a universe to report from, we will continue to follow the Quest for the Big Answers (TM)"

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    1. Re:Best source for evil scientist news by cyberwench · · Score: 1

      I love The Register. My favorite part...

      That would be bad: but even if the LHC guys manage to avoid it, there are other ways in which their meddling might destroy the world.

      A particularly violent game of proton billiards, for instance, of the very sort the LHC's superpowered seven trillion electron-volt atomic cues are designed to play, might lead to all sorts of trouble. Quarks might get mixed up into "negatively-charged strangelets" which would turn everything else they touched into strangelets as well. The Earth, and then perhaps the entire universe, could be turned into a fearful strangelet soup; or perhaps custard.

      A related worry is that overly vigorous particle-punishing tomfoolery at the LHC could produce "magnetic monopoles", which are dicey freaks of nature. Monopoles could trigger a runaway reaction not unlike the quark-strangelet scenario, in which everything gets changed into something else. This could lead to a turn-up for the books, in which the Moon remained made of moon but the Earth was abruptly converted into cheese.

      Man, I wish I could write like that.

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    2. Re:Best source for evil scientist news by PPH · · Score: 1

      After reading the article about the Hawaiian botanist's suit to stop the LHC, I think I now know who inherited Don Ho's stash.

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    3. Re:Best source for evil scientist news by dogdick · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was listening to a radio show where they were interviewing one of the scientists from LHC and they asked about destroying the world. The host asked something to the effect of "what could go wrong that would end up destroying the world?" The scientist responded with, "nothing would go wrong. It's an experiment, that would just be the outcome."

      Im curious what its like to have to walk around with balls that huge everyday.

    4. Re:Best source for evil scientist news by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      What is unique about the LHC is not the energies of the collisions. It is the number and the ability to observe the results.

      Much higher energy collisions are taking place in the upper atmosphere all the time. If they were going to create a black hole we would already be gonners.

      This is all the fault of the CERN spinmeisters talking about recreating the Big Bang. But then again I guess you need spin to get the money to do that type of experiment.

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  8. Re:What it means to IT. by David+Gerard · · Score: 2, Informative

    Er, yes there is - goddamn gigafirehoses of data coming out the damn thing and all needing to be saved for later scrutiny.

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  9. Please please! by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Don't call it the "god particle" (Peter Higgs is an atheist just like his hero Paul Dirac).

    (Apparently it was originally "goddammned particle" but someone edited a manuscript...).

    Andy

    1. Re:Please please! by hobbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Calling it the "god particle" makes a mockery of religion, and so is completely compatible with atheism.

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    2. Re:Please please! by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      And why not?

      If this particle is so crucile, why not give it a name that makes it sound as important as it is? Doesn't it, on the flip side, give insight into the begginings of time, making it closer to the term "god" that you only seem to know.

  10. Re:What it means to IT. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    But how exactly does this impact the IT industry? My company will need to upgrade its backup systems soon. This does not translate into new technology for IT as a whole. CERN = my company * 10^9, but are new technologies coming out of this?

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  11. LHC webcam by Stroot · · Score: 5, Funny
  12. Ahem by clang_jangle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's the short, short version: NOTHING. Yes, there are lots of computers in use, but is there anything particularly unusual going on here or an brand new way of organizing IT? No? OK, then

    From TFA:

    Analysts have said financial firms will deal with gigabytes of data per second within the next five years. So the sorts of grid processing, networking and storage technologies that Cern is pioneering will soon become relevant to many technology users.

    I really don't get the "I'm to cool to RTFA" thing myself, I find willful ignorance kinda undesirable.

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  13. Re:nice summary by whencanistop · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is so that people with too puny a mind to understand the subject can comment on the spelling rather than the subject matter.

  14. You'd think the Scientific angle... by S7urm · · Score: 1

    would be more newsworthy, Especially considering that this experiment will either A. Destroy the world, B. prove the Higgs Boson and other crazy particulate theory, C. prove(disprove) the existence of....GOD D. all of the above

    Who cares about the IT angle when I could walk away from this experiment saying "See, I TOLD YOU, God doesn't exist, the Higgs Boson is your new God" ..........and then create a new religion and be rich, RICH I TELLS YA!

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    1. Re:You'd think the Scientific angle... by Falstius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The scientific advances from the LHC won't be coming for another few years. The IT impacts are happening now. I'm sure we'll get a new news blitz when the LHC starts to actually collide particles at high energies (when it breaks Fermi Labs records in a year or so) and then yet another when the first import preliminary results come in (preliminary because it will take another year after that to accumulate the statistics for definite results).

      The LHC has been in construction for what, 15 years now? It is about time they get to have a party. Actually, we had parties for pretty much every tiny milestone, champagne is cheap there. But this is a bit bigger.

  15. Re:What it means to IT. by arth1 · · Score: 1

    The physical properties they will prove, disprove or discover will undoubtedly find practical applications. How about being able to communicate at speeds that don't decrease rapidly with the density of the medium, like light through fiber does? Or perhaps being able to tap vacuum for power? Or the holy grail of being able to reliably create mass from energy? Or things we haven't even thought of?

    Whatever they come up with, I'm sure that the repercussions for all industries, and perhaps especially the IT industry will be huge.

  16. The Black Hole and Big Bang by ilovesymbian · · Score: 1

    The other day, someone was watching a movie on his iPod Touch and walking on the road. He didn't see the black hole in front of him, and fell down. He got a glimpse of what the Big Bang was about!

  17. Re:What it means to IT. by David+Gerard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It'll certainly result in new technologies for dealing with this stuff becoming cheaper. It's the people who have to do goddamn ridiculous things this year and have billions lying around to do so who push things forward for us cheapskates.

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  18. Bigger Computing Grid At SETI by s31523 · · Score: 1

    While I find the grid at Cern impressive with their claim that "Cern will be using one of the biggest computer grids this summer to pool the processing power of about 100,000 CPUs worldwide", I find the SETI project even more impressive, which according to Berkley boasts "Currently the largest distributed computing effort with over 3 million users".

    Granted, Cern claims that it processing its information at 1Gbps, I wonder how that stacks up against SETI

    1. Re:Bigger Computing Grid At SETI by jd · · Score: 1

      CERN (and their collaborators) use fully Open Source grid software. I've added a few of the more interesting projects to Freshmeat. Before we get all cynical, let's exploit the hell out of what they've made available.

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    2. Re:Bigger Computing Grid At SETI by notrandomly · · Score: 1

      How about LHC@home? :)

  19. Impact... by PhasmatisApparatus · · Score: 1

    Please don't mention LHC and "Impact" in the same sentence. It's bad enough that I have to worry about invisible black holes (worse than cancer! And twice as hard to cure!), but now I have to worry about giant lifeforms crashing into Antarctica.

  20. What have they ever done by houghi · · Score: 1

    What has CERN ever done for the IT industry?

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  21. Re:What it means to IT. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    That is fine. But when I read an article about what CERN will do for IT, I expect there to be some specific improvements. Not simply "well, it has some really big challenges, so I suppose something will come as a result".

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  22. Re:What it means to IT. by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    Well, that's pretty much their answer when people ask what the heck's the practical use of spending billions to smash protons together ;-)

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  23. It means nothing for IT by pdq332 · · Score: 1

    It means absolutely nothing for the wider IT industry. LHC Computing is engineered to distribute very large volumes of data (in the Petabytes/year range) around the world to scientists in an open and agreed upon format. It is paid for out of the science budgets of participating governments. The complementary challenges in the IT industry revolve around how to fairly distribute commercially available bandwidth and how to secure data and maintain privacy. In terms of open structure and intended use, LHC computing resembles the friendly collegial atmosphere of the early ARPANET, which is widely credited creating many of the bandwith and security problems IT is currently struggling with today.

  24. Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So they want to recreate "The Big Bang".

    I have no doubts that they will learn something from this study (they'd better considering the price of this thing!)

    BUT it seems foolish to promote this study around the concept of the Big Bang when that is a HIGHLY contested theory that is statistically and conceptually almost impossible to have occurred and resulted in our current society at total random chance.

    Why don't they instead promote the study around many of the other important things they have the potential to discover?

    And their video is LAME. I prefer to stereotype the scientists on this project as ultra serious super-intelligent researchers, not a bunch of Youtube dorks, thank you very much.

    1. Re:Hmmmm by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

      BUT it seems foolish to promote this study around the concept of the Big Bang when that is a HIGHLY contested theory

      It gains more support through gathered evidence with each passing year. Who's going to supply a better theoretical framework which is supported by the same evidence ?

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    2. Re:Hmmmm by hobbit · · Score: 1

      it seems foolish to promote this study around the concept of the Big Bang when that is a HIGHLY contested theory

      Highly contested by creationists, but not by people with a brain cell between them.

      I prefer to stereotype the scientists on this project as ultra serious super-intelligent researchers

      They are not only considerably more intelligent than you, they also have a better sense of humour than you do. And they are probably more dorky too.

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  25. Re:am i the only one angry... by UncleTogie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is why I am a mathematician and not a scientist. So much science is high priced sensationalist bullcrap....

    Silly question: If you're NOT a scientist, how can you tell it's high-priced sensationalist bullcrap, especially the more esoteric work?

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  26. Re:What it means to IT. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    Ya know what? I can accept that. We know that this is theoretical physics. Who would have guessed that understanding the atom would have resulted in the type of electronics breakthroughs that we take for granted today? I don't know what will come out of understanding particle physics, but I would bet a lot of money that we will see some serious breakthroughs in 30 or 40 years that will make it worthwhile.

    Now, IT isn't theoretical. If there is an article written about how IT will change because of this, then I want to know how IT will change because of this. I don't think that is unreasonable.

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  27. Re:What it means to IT. by David+Gerard · · Score: 3, Funny

    You'll destroy the world of IT journalism with an attitude like that!

    cnet.com: "Nothing happened today."
    zdnet.com: "Nope, nothing here either."
    networkweek: "It's Patch Tuesday ... no, we don't care either."
    theregister.co.uk: "Tits! Beer! Football!"

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  28. Since when did CERN only use a database? by VisionMaster.NL · · Score: 1

    How interesting... Just a 10Gbit/s WAN? How about, 11x that to each (combined) Tier-1 center via an optical private network to get the load of the data onto the Grid. How about the solutions created to get so much data spread out, indexed, replicated, and distributed. Perhaps that ain't that interesting. Perhaps the total capacity of the Grid being about 30 PB ain't that impressive. Perhaps the concept of more then 200 clusters big and small across different administrative domains at your finger tips might be not that challenging as it may seem. Ow well, let's focus on the database. Since that holds the least amount of actual data. Being it still is the biggest Oracle instance according to Oracle.

  29. Re:am i the only one angry... by hobbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, it is a silly question. Except for the extreme amount of indirection taking place, it's akin to a mugger holding a gun to your head and shouting, "give me $200, it's essential!" When you deny the request they respond that, since you're not an [insert random title here], you wouldn't understand - then take it anyway.

    If you don't like taxes, move to a country where there aren't any.

    1. I think we're all agreed that it's high priced, yes?

    Absolutely not. Where do you get your metric from?

    2. Sensationalism in the everyday sense - remembering that my OP was motivated by a bloody rap video

    No, your OP provided a link to a rap video. It's an amusing and educational video. No-one is suggesting that video is worth billions of dollars.

    - comes from the fact that they built the biggest, most expensive structure evar, made no big deal about it until soon before launch, and are now milking the press time.

    What a load of crap. The papers picked up a story about the end of the world, which is what sells newspapers, and suddenly the LHC is in the news. The reason it's caught the imagination is nothing to do with CERN's publicity or lack thereof.

    In the philosophical sense, the whole thing is sensationalist by putting so much emphasis on experiencing xome aspect of the sub-microscopic world to derive knowledge about it.

    You're a mathematician -- I wouldn't expect you to understand.

    3. I can't say whether "more esoteric work" is bullcrap, and I'm not saying it's all bad science either - but see point (2) above. I'm not enough of an egotist to assume that undergraduate physics gives me enough to judge worth - indeed, many scientists don't even realise the full value of their work in their own lifetimes.

    What I am saying is that the framework for justifying funding of much so-called academic work is fucked.

    The reason you can't, as a mathematician, command budgets like these is that you don't need to. It's not a value judgment -- get over it.

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  30. Re:am i the only one angry... by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Insightful
    For those outside the European Union, many member states give a yearly funding to CERN. I hate the EU, and when I see all those scientists dancing around like asses because of money that someone has forced me to pay them, I lose the motivation to work.

    CERN has nothing to do with the EU, except insofar as it is partially in it, and shares some of the same member states.

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  31. Re:What it means to IT. by permaculture · · Score: 1

    Just a reminder, the scientists at CERN needed a good way to share information, and the Web was the result.

    http://public.web.cern.ch/Public/en/About/Web-en.html

    Who knows what spin-offs might come from the LHC?

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  32. Huh? by PPH · · Score: 1

    | sed -e 's/data/p0rn/' -e 's/scientists/Slashdotters/'

    Fixed it for you. Now it makes more sense.

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  33. Re:am i the only one angry... by edsousa · · Score: 1

    So much science is high priced sensationalist bullcrap, whereas advanced mathematics is just as cheap to do as basic mathematics.

    Do you want to pay the electricity bill for the share of that the mathematicians use on our cluster? You don't.
    And lets not talk about the hardware costs, the wage for sysadmins, compensation when they take the cluster down, f** Matlab licensing fees (Octave anyone?)...

  34. There was never any big bang by CodeArt · · Score: 1

    There was never any big bang and there is no such thing as dark matter. All this is to support "big-bang gang". Univers is eternal, finite and unbounded.

  35. Can we by SlashDev · · Score: 1

    use the tunnel for rollerblading once they've completed the experiment?

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  36. Re:nice summary by Spatial · · Score: 1

    What's this, an ad hominem collision? I didn't know it was a particle!

  37. Re:am i the only one angry... by JambisJubilee · · Score: 1
    I think Hawking put it best. Speaking of the LHC and the space program:

    Together they cost less than one tenth of a per cent of world GDP. If the human race can not afford this, then it doesn't deserve the epithet 'human'.

  38. Re:What it means to IT. by lgw · · Score: 1

    Sadly, 30 years of string theory hasn't even yeilded any partical physics. Sometimes theoretical physics is a total waste. Still, the LHC is cool - *experimental* physics, unlike theoretical physics, is sure to teach us something. Heck, it might even teach us somethig about IT, though I share your skepticism.

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  39. Many offshoot of this project. by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    Like the NASA man on the moon project of the 1960, this project will have many good offshoots of their research that have and will enhance our lives for many years to come.
    I correspond to several people doing research at CERN and I see that many good ideas that will come out for IT and computer science.

  40. Re:am i the only one angry... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    And before I hear a "oh oh oh but the web was invented at CERN", what is your point? (1) The invention had nothing to do with CERN itself; (2) the majority of ingredients already existed in not quite the same form

    The invention had everything to do with CERN. Nowhere else had a group of people scattered halfway around the world with a need for extremely detailed and precise communications and a small enough travel budget that they could not always just fly out and meet whenever they wanted. Of course now there are lots of such groups now but that is because of the web.

    This is why I am a mathematician and not a scientist.

    I would certainly agree with the last half of your statement. However mathematics is one of the sciences.

  41. CERN pioneered grid computing ? WTF ? by whackeroony · · Score: 1

    LHC was a motivation for Grids in the same way that CERN's problem of sharing files was a motivation for Sir TBL to create the Web. But, being a motivation does not mean you invented or "pioneered" the freaking stuff. Grids were around in many forms waaaay before CERN decided to go for it.

    If anything CERN has achieved in Grids, it is to stunt its growth. It sucked a huge amount of funding from EU for the LCG (LHC Computing Grid) is huge. The LCG is a grid designed by and for control freaks. Many sensible design features (distributed control, proper resource allocation and scheduling, transaction safety, fairness among users) for distributed systems were left out of the LCG. Why? Because it was primarily designed by fucking physicists with a lot of money and who thought they knew waaaay more than computer scientists.

    It's no wonder that the industry lost its patience with the grid community and went on to clouds. That's what grids could've been.

    Hey CERN, here's a message. Why don't you limit yourselves to claiming credit for physics stuff while computer scientists take distributed systems forward. Fucking morons taking credit for inventing the Web and pioneering Grids. Bah!

  42. Storage Tank by Midnight+Warrior · · Score: 1

    If you're looking for more conversation about Storage Tank and how it compares to Quantum's StorNext product (another clustered filesystem), follow my shameless plug to my blog entry about it. Go there. Obligatory Disclaimer: I wrote the blog entry, but don't work for Quantum, IBM, or any of their resellers or consultants.

  43. Re:am i the only one angry... by hobbit · · Score: 1

    If you don't like taxes, move to a country where there aren't any.

    Let's Godwin that argument, shall we? "Hey, Jew, if you don't like being worked to death, escape from the camp and flee to Allied territory." Go on, knee-jerk dismiss me!

    I don't have to: I can dismiss you with a perfectly cogent argument.

    There *are* countries in which you don't have to pay taxes. Or at least, they're not called taxes. I don't think you'd like the way things are done there, though. This is not at all the same as escaping from a prison camp; you are free to renounce your UK citizenship at any time and make your way there. But then, you knew that, didn't you?

    You actually want me to answer why I think £34 million/year (from the UK, in which I pay taxes, to the LHC alone) is a lot of money? Well, since it will be more than the income tax bill for my entire lifetime, that means that I could have paid no income tax whatsoever all my life if the LHC hadn't been built. And ditto for several dozen other above-average wage earners. Each year. We could all then choose to invest that money in projects we consider of greater value than the LHC.

    But let me guess - you're using a metric which considers proportion of total government spending, conveniently forgetting that "government spending" is "collection of individuals' income" spending?

    I'm using the same metric as you: "me and my mates think this is where the money is well spent". The difference is, I don't claim everyone agrees with me!

    You were allowed to be quirky, absent-minded, a loner, as long as you published good science.

    Just not a sense of humour, eh? Luckily, not everyone agrees with you. Of course, if you have supporting evidence that the decrease in Physics intake is that everyone is appalled that Physicians are also having fun as well as doing incredible work, then I'd love to see it.

    Your chief tools were imagination and mathematics. Today, science's chief weapons are:

    (1) the good communicator - because there's so much noise between scientist and scientist, and between scientists and the public. The real science geek is sidelined

    Those with no social skills have always been sidelined. Nothing new here.

    (2) the grant, because science has gone from being chiefly analytical to chiefly numerical. Got a problem? Buy a cluster and simulate it. Need to test a theory? Collect petabytes of data about it.

    Whereas to test your pet theory about molecular physics, all you need is a paper and pencil and your "imagination". No, science is, and always has been, empirical. Again, you're thinking about maths; you don't seem to be able to get past that.

    Feel an air of superiority much? The papers picked up a story about a potentially dangerous experiment which, thanks to the elite nature of science, no-one outside the scientific world understands much about.

    Potentially dangerous my arse. The papers would have you believe that talking to your neighbour is dangerous.

    Ignorance breeds fear, yes, but you seem to be blaming *the people who funded the experiment* rather than *the people doing it*, when the latter have a duty to inform the former.

    I am doing nothing of the sort. Please explain why you claim this.

    You're a mathematician -- I wouldn't expect you to understand.

    Hm, confirms my previous paragraph then.

    No, you just don't seem to understand that empirical evaluation requires money.

    The reason you can't, as a mathematician, command budgets like these is that you don't need to.

    Given £36 million/year I could do great things for mathematics education in the UK, so I "need" £36 million/year.

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