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No Space Porn (For Now)
With the entry to sub-orbital flight, and even orbital flight, becoming ever so slightly easier, the obvious thought of space porn kicks in. Who wouldn't want to see two or more people going at it like rabbits in a weightless environment (or at least trying to go at it like rabbits in a weightless environment)? Sadly, Virgin Galactic has turned down a $1 million offer to do just that. The offer was made by an unidentified party who was willing to put the money up front to do a space porn movie. Considering that a flight aboard VG costs $200,000 for a two-hour flight, $1 million doesn't seem too bad. Though how much you could actually do and perform in two hours is debatable. And what if one or more of the actors gets sick?
Two girls, one spaceship.
There was a time when sex was interesting. Now it's just boring.
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Think of the mess that a facial would make in zero-G environments...the whole ship would be all sticky.
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>And what if one or more of the actors gets sick?
This is porn, right? You could write that into the script!
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then it'd just be recategorized at the site/store
Virgin Galactic would have to change it's name!
"Bang 9 From Outer Space"
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Not to mention afterwards for the guy... does it just STAY up?
she might need some handles to hang onto?
well the average slashdotter is probably in with a chance then...
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Oatmeal? Spittle? Semen? This must be where Wilford Brimley was strangled by Bob Crane!
2 hours isn't a problem. Porn movies aren't really known for their epic length. Well, not in minutes, anyway.
And so what if some actors get sick? You just make a different movie. There's an audience for everything (disturbingly)!
Moo.
/obvious
They should have approached Slut Galactic.
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A while back, Penn Gillette wrote about his charter flight on a vomit comet. His was the second charter, right after the filming of "The Uranus Experiment," which he mentioned in the article.
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