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20 Hours a Month Reading Privacy Policies

Barence sends word of research out of Carnegie Mellon University calling for changes in the way Web sites present privacy policies. The researchers, one of whom is an EFF board member, calculated how long it would take the average user to read through the privacy policies of the sites visited in a year. The answer: 200 hours, at a hypothetical cost to the US economy of $365 billion, more than half the financial bailout package. Every year. The researchers propose that, if the industry can't make privacy policies easier to read or skim, then federal intervention may be needed. This resulted in the predictable cry of outrage from online executives. Here's the study (PDF).

161 comments

  1. Solution: Standardized policies by crow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If there were a few standardized policies that most sites used, then users wouldn't need to read them. Like with software licenses, you don't bother to read the GPL for each time you install software that uses that license.

    1. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Toad-san · · Score: 1

      I agree. A good job for the FCC or the ACLU.

      "This site complies with FCC Privacy Policy #2."

      and a link.

      Bidda bing ...

    2. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wasn't that the idea behind P3P

    3. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Creative Commons puts out a variety of licenses that have a simple (human readable) version and a complete (legal) version. A logo or link on a site makes it immediately clear which license is being used. The exact same formula would probably work quite well for privacy policies.

    4. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by martinw89 · · Score: 1

      Yes but the GPL says what you can and cannot do to the source of a project, a pretty standardized action. Privacy policies say what the website can and cannot do with your info. That's going to be different on a per website basis. Google could get everything I searched for, Facebook knows what college I go to and some of my friends, Youtube knows what videos I watched, etc. Unfortunately, one boilerplate policy would not cover all of these websites.

    5. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by electrictroy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not the FCC job to regulate anything other than over-the-air radio waves (public property).
      Software, not being radio, is private and NONE of the government's long-nosed business.

      The solution I use is to not bother reading the policies, because I know the companies don't adhere to them. They just sell your info to whoever that want, and do whatever they please (similar to how Bush is eavesdropping on overseas Americans even though he promised he wouldn't). There's no point wasting my time reading a policy that is not enforced.

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    6. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by ozphx · · Score: 1

      Its more like "We (US, PARTNERS, MATES) can do whatever (WITHOUT LIMITATION) with the content (EVERYTHING CONCEIVABLE)."

      Well, I exaggerate, but a set of policies would be feasible. I define my trust of a site in fairly broad terms, I'm only really interested if they are going to sell my information to others, and whether I still own what I submit (regardless of content type).

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    7. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Like with software licenses, you don't bother to read the GPL for each time you install software that uses that license.

      Since when does merely installing GPL software bind the user to anything? Maybe you meant "...you don't bother to re-read the GPL each time you distribute modifications to software that uses it."

    8. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Stewie241 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      True, but you learn about your rights by reading the license. And, by knowing what the license is, you don't have to worry about the question of whether or not you got it legitimately or not.

    9. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by pasha2891 · · Score: 1

      A trusted third party authority that gives you the gist of each policy would probably work as well if each site needs the freedom to have a customized policy.

    10. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from

      !DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
              "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"

      to

      !PRVTYPE gpl PUBLIC "-//W3C//GPL 1.0 Strict//EN"
              "http://www.w3.org/TR/gpll1/gpll1.prv"

      But hey I am just a fuckin idiot...

    11. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Firehed · · Score: 1

      True, but unlike when you're going against the government, there's at least the implication that by agreeing to their TOS, you're entering into some sort of nonformal contract (a shrink-wrap EULA basically) in that they have to hold up to their end of the bargain. If nothing else, you could probably sue them if you find them to be in violation of their posted privacy policy. Hell, if you go for the maximum allowed in small claims court, chances are they'll determine it not worth their time and you'll win your five grand by default.

      Not much, but it's something. At least in theory. Like you, I assume the worst and hope for the best, and plan accordingly.

      I do still like the idea of some rough equivalent to Creative Commons/OSI for privacy/usage polices.

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    12. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      However that assumes that you will always have a detailed knowledge of the GPL.
      I Download Ubuntu and use it as a desktop system. Chances are that I am going to be abiding by the GPL.

      However say I get a GPL library that I want to incorporate into my application... Now I really need to know the GPL. As I may or may not want my application to be GPL complaint, or I could be doing something in the Gray Areas of the GPL, say in the area of integration of hardware, where my application is for business use (The unofficial IBM can do it because they support us but TiVo can't clause, because hackers want to hack the TiVo, more then a million dollar IBM server) ... however there is a slim chance it can be used for personal use so it can fall in invalid area.

      However we could use a good base license that we don't need to read over and over again.

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    13. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by digitig · · Score: 2, Informative

      But nobody was proposing that they regulate anything new. The proposal was that they make a set of standard licenses available, not that they enforce them.

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    14. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Firehed · · Score: 1

      The GPL was just an example, albeit a poor one. Think Creative Commons, which has about a dozen or so different license combination, or opensource.org which compiles a good fifty different fairly-widely-used licenses.

      Coming up with some fairly simple and basic terms and wrapping a relatively generic policy around them isn't out of the question.
      * Your information {may|may not|may, but only anonymously} be seen by third parties.
      * Personally identifiable information {may|may not} be shared with advertisers in order to effectively target advertising.
      * Content you produce on this site {may|may not} be sold, licensed, or otherwise made available to third parties.

      Etc. It can't be as boilerplate as the GPL, and would require more licenses than CC has available, but it would basically amount to dropping in different paragraphs of boilerplate to a document, each of which is determined by a dropdown box addressing one of maybe a dozen or so typical privacy areas. And that could easily enough translate into the cute and easy to decode icons attached to the CC licenses too.

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    15. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Is that ever really an issue? I have plenty of legitimately-obtained software, and a not-unhealthy-but-more-than-zero amount of not so legitimately obtained software. However, in 100% of my software, I know which is the case.

      It's safe to say that accidentally finding a piece of cracked software is quite unlikely. Maybe the distributor is in violation of a redistribution license (like the GPL), but that's not something you're likely to know by reading it on their site - they wouldn't go advertising the fact.

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    16. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      Did you mean FTC? I think this would be more likely to fall under their umbrella than the FCC. Nothing to do with regulation of radio waves.

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    17. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by DriedClexler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not the FCC job to regulate anything other than over-the-air radio waves (public property).
      Software, not being radio, is private and NONE of the government's long-nosed business.

      Good job. He said FCC (Federal Communications Commission) when he should have said FTC (Federal Trade Commission) and instead of reminding the rest of us what the relevant government agency would be, you took the opportunity to grandstand about his mistake. That really helps the discussion, doesn't it?

      Anyway, I have a hard time seeing how this would be overstepping the government's bounds. It's just setting up a template people are free to use, or not, or use with modifications. Government-endorsed behavior (where it pays people to do something), is not the same thing as government-recognized behavior (where it sets a template to ease communication).

      The worst that would happen is that it biases people into not trusting those who refuse to simplify their TOS into one of the common templates. Good. People should have distrusted long license agreements in the first place. It's the general tolerance of that kind of BS that has pushed people into accepting as commonplace the atrocious practice of agreeing to something you haven't read ... something that in any other context is evidence of coercion.

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    18. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by martinw89 · · Score: 1

      Ah ok, I understand what you mean now. That would indeed be quite helpful. Especially if they had icons and English (not legalese) descriptions of the different licenses like the CC.

    19. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And what P3P underscores is that privacy policies really only have a few variations so even the idea floating around in this thread about standardized ones is certainly possible just like Creative Commons has basically a few canned variations. P3P could help to save time, but really the sites need to hypothetically pick from some standard based on what they do / want (just like picking a CC license).

    20. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Since when does merely installing GPL software bind the user to anything?

      It doesn't, but how do you know that if you don't read it?

      (Unless you want to take the tack that click-wrap software "licenses" are a bunch of B.S. and by their very nature are not binding. Which is fine.)

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    21. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      I Download Ubuntu and use it as a desktop system. Chances are that I am going to be abiding by the GPL.

      The GPL doesn't even apply to this, as it says absolutely nothing about usage, and is not an EULA. The GPL only comes into play if you're going to redistribute a modified version of Ubuntu.

    22. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Not only a privacy policy but also a privacy certification is necessary to keep things under control.

      A policy is really not much worth if you don't follow it.

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      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    23. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by billcopc · · Score: 1

      There is a standary policy, at least from my perspective:

      I treat all sites as hostile. I give them only the information they need for me to use them satisfactorily. I go in with the expectation that they're going to fuck me over, sell everything to spammers and ad agencies, the government, whoever dangles a carrot.

      If that means on Site X my name is John Fhqwhgads, then so be it.

      Trusting anything on the internet is asking for trouble.

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      -Billco, Fnarg.com
    24. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      The problem is that would almost certainly circumvent the purpose of privacy policies.

      That purpose is to allow those companies do do what ever they want to the customer's privacy with few to no options for legal retaliation from the user.

    25. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Software, not being radio, is private and NONE of the government's long-nosed business.

      Software is not radio, and the FCC is the inappropriate body here. However, the issue here is not "software", it is "data collected by software"; as soon as a website is used in interstate commerce, it is indeed "the [federal] government's long-nosed business". This would probably fall under the FTC's domain, not the FCC's.

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    26. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >However say I get a GPL library that I want to incorporate into my application... Now I really need to know the
      >GPL.

      This is different from any other situation where you use someone else's copyrighted code, for which you have not individually negotiated a license? The GPL is remarkably simple and straightforward, and attempts to make it sound complex and dangerous have failed. If you find the GPL hard to understand, you probably shouldn't be making decisions concerning copyrights and distribution.

      You failed to actually identify any "gray areas" in the GPL, so I refuse to comment on those.

    27. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Methuselah2 · · Score: 1

      I'll try to help come up with standard understandable privacy policies:

      We take your info and:

      A. Sell it to anyone willing to pay.
      B. Sell or give it to only those for whom we think it's OK.
      C. Have our subdivisions and partners sell it.
      D. Say we won't sell or give it to anyone, but do so anyway.
      E. Use it internally any way we see fit, but don't give or sell it.
      F. Only use it where we must, to provide you with the service you request of us.
      G. Ask you before using it or giving or selling it away.
      H. Don't use it. In fact, we throw it away, shredding it.
      I. Any of the above PLUS we give it to your friendly government investigators without notice to you.

    28. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Creative Commons puts out a variety of licenses that have a simple (human readable) version and a complete (legal) version. A logo or link on a site makes it immediately clear which license is being used. The exact same formula would probably work quite well for privacy policies.

      I don't think this idea would get implemented very well.

      Creative Commons gives additional rights to visitors. A privacy policy does the opposite. It's designed to take away rights from visitors.

      So the web sites that are the most likely to use these standards are going to be ones that already have a simple privacy policy like: "We don't spam. We don't share your information with anyone. Period." Or they're the web sites that do not even require you to register with them (which is even better imo). In other words, this would only fix/change the web sites that do not need fixing/changing. And the web sites/companies that have the most horrible privacy policies to begin with are probably the most likely to avoid these simplifications, or fight them, or FUD them, every inch of the way.

      And don't count on the Federal government to rescue us by forcing companies to implement this idea either. If what the government did, with the national-do-not-call registry or the can-spam-act, is any indication, it means that whatever licenses they might chose to enforce, that those privacy licenses will probably be coauthored by lobbyists and special interests, that they will probably be convoluted and nonsensical, and that they will probably be full of loop holes: like the non-profit sector, churches, political organizations, personal web sites, joint venture agreements, or whatever, and that the government might even require companies to keep records of private records for longer periods of time for the so-called purposes of 'homeland security' or 'fighting piracy'.

    29. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by outcast36 · · Score: 1

      for everyone out there does your website have a p3p policy? IBM has a free tool to build one. Of course, be sure to revisit your policy once a year to make sure that you retain your high and mighty standards.

    30. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he's a pedantic fuckwad who likes pointing out how right he is and how wrong everyone else is.

      Thats not unusual on the net. Just ignore them.

      At least until it becomes legal to kill them.

      cap:perish lol

    31. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The GPL is not a simple read, for normal folks who really don't care. I am sure you read it to yourself every night and know it by heart, as part of a religious experience...
      However it is only a freaking license, one of many to deal with. I have read the section about Home and Business use many times... It is confusing and it is a big gray area in it. In theory it would force IBM to release its code for the software locks on its upgrades, if I buy the hardware and install some games on it. I am sure lawyers can still rip it apart, if they felt like it.

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    32. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by a302b · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't know about that. I think companies are actually quite strict about adhering to their privacy policies. I also think, however, that companies are strict about making privacy policies that are as vague and obfuscating as possible.

      Thus, they can sell your info to whoever they want and do whatever they please, and come around and say "look, you agreed to it!" Same thing with EULAs. Unless you are a lawyer, it is unlikely you can figure out how many loopholes most companies leave open in their privacy policies to do whatever they want. But they aren't lying, in the legal sense at least.

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    33. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by citizen_senior · · Score: 0

      It was indeed. But it was also the idea that my aunt Mildred had last Sunday morning. Nobody followed that one either.

    34. Re:Solution: Standardized policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P3P

      Sad but true: Until today browser vendors refuse to implement P3P and prefer their proprietary non-interoperable cookie blocking tools. P3P is largely implemented on server side, but we are not able to take advantage because of the missing client.

  2. Or maybe... by Aladrin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or maybe people shouldn't submit their data to every website they visit. If they care about their privacy, they had better well read the privacy policy.

    Companies aren't going to dumb-down their policies and open themselves to lawsuits. They are precise and lengthy for a reason.

    In the end it doesn't even matter, though. They all include a clause that lets them change the policy any time they like.

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    1. Re:Or maybe... by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      In the UK I believe the requirement is to have up to 3 levels of privacy policy.

      - A very simple summary of what might happen with your data at the point you enter it, linking to:
      - A more detailed plain english explanation, linking to:
      - The full privacy policy.

      Most sites just have the full policy though, afaik (IANAL) that's breaking the rules.

    2. Re:Or maybe... by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      That's assuming that people can directly control such data. Your web browser sends its user agent string and referrer in the HTTP header by default. Then there's the extra information that sites can get with JavaScript.

    3. Re:Or maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its illegal to create contracts that are either invalid, written in a manner which fails to properly define the terms of agreement or is arbitrarily one-sided.

      Do YOU read Slashdot's policies everyday? For all you know, an article stating that anyone who posts an anti-"big brother" comment with have all information about them forwarded to the NSA and no nobody has simply noticed it.

    4. Re:Or maybe... by Deathdonut · · Score: 1

      It's entirely possible to "dumb down" policies by defining symbols or words as binding. If people who visited a website could look at a set of pre-defined symbols or format (think nutritional information tabs) and know that the website would share all data with wholly owned subsidiaries but would sell aggregate or non-identifiable information to others, it might take much of the guesswork out of the process. Obviously, things could get arcane pretty quickly if you weren't carefull, but you could get alot of binding information much faster than the verbosity currently used.

    5. Re:Or maybe... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Wow, you can read my age, gender, address, etc with javascript?

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    6. Re:Or maybe... by WK2 · · Score: 1

      If they care about their privacy, they had better well read the privacy policy.

      All you really need to read is this part: "SourceForge reserves the right to update and change this Privacy Statement from time to time." If they can retro-actively change the policy at any time after you give them your data, then your data is never safe with them.

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  3. No big deal. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 5, Funny

    200 hours? big deal.
    Average amount of hours wasted reading Slashdot at work in a year : 5,000,000

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    1. Re:No big deal. by aurb · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a good thing we don't read the articles. The number could be much much bigger...

    2. Re:No big deal. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Average amount of hours wasted reading Slashdot at work in a year : 5,000,000

      Realizing that you've trashed your life: Priceless!

    3. Re:No big deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good job.. assuming you work every day of the year, dont sleep or eat, you're wasting 570 hours on every hour you're at work.
      now i knew that slashdot was an odd place, but not *that* odd.
      ++ c.

    4. Re:No big deal. by alexhs · · Score: 3, Funny

      By my own calculations using your helpful data, it means a slashdotter in average wastes each work hour 2500 times...

      Using relativity formulae, I guess we would come close to the speed of light...

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    5. Re:No big deal. by MadCow42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, the average for Slashdot editors appears to be slightly lower than the general populace... it's the only explanation I can see. :)

      MadCow.

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    6. Re:No big deal. by Firehed · · Score: 1

      5,000,000 hours per year per person?

      I'd like to borrow your time machine, if you don't mind. Using my knowledge of the stock market could make me trillions! Or even billions! </dr.evil>

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    7. Re:No big deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I get your time warp technology?

      I only work 2080 hours per year...

    8. Re:No big deal. by psycho12345 · · Score: 1

      Can I have your 570:1 time dilation device?

    9. Re:No big deal. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      It's like the improbability drive, although I call this one the incapability drive.

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    10. Re:No big deal. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Sure. It's called "pot". I'll send you the number of my dealer.

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  4. Standardization by FireStormZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some group need to write a half dozen or so policies covering a range of options and publish them under a license which *does not* allow them to be used under the same name if any changes are made.

    Who really reads the GPL anymore after you have went through it a few time? the MPL? BSD? If you get somewhere under a dozen options out there you can save *everybody* time..

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    1. Re:Standardization by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Or at the very least, allow these to be used as a base. So example.com has a privacy policy that is the terms of standard policy A + a few additional items.

  5. Length? by SirCowMan · · Score: 1

    My bigger concern is the content of these privacy agreements.

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  6. They need another study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For how much is wasted with all the current US laws. If ignorance of the law is no excuse, then how much time would it take to read and understand EVERY US law that might affect us.

    That's a study I would like to see.

    1. Re:They need another study by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A man had a problem and he decided to convince the Goverment to pass a law to help him. Then he had two problems.

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    2. Re:They need another study by corsec67 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not even congress reads the laws.

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    3. Re:They need another study by herring0 · · Score: 1

      Why would they actually read them? That's why the lobbyists provide dinners and 'meetings' so that they can explain the relevant portions. Anything else just gets in the way of all the other dinners and meetings they need to attend.

      Or campaigns that need to be run...

  7. Perfect time by speroni · · Score: 2, Interesting

    to implement my low cost IT Law firm. For a nominal fee we would certify websites and software. Don't want to read the EULA, just check with our firm for verification.

    We'd even specialize in defending the rights of netizens and downloaders.

    Online legal service for hire.

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    1. Re:Perfect time by wronskyMan · · Score: 1

      The problem with nominal fees is you'd still have to make up the 1-200k in law school debt.

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  8. Standards? by SirLestat · · Score: 0, Redundant

    In the license world, when I see GPL, LGPL, etc most of the time I know what they are without having to read the full text. Can't they make some standard privacy policies so we can save the time reading them?

  9. Pfffft by martinw89 · · Score: 1

    200 hours a year? I would be spending 200 hours a month if I read all of the EULAs I encountered.

  10. They are standardized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty much every privacy policy in the known universe says "Hi! We care about your privacy here at X, so we won't share your personal information except as permitted by law!"

    Occasionally they bury an opt-out provision to one of their sharing agreements on page 27.

  11. one liner privacy policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you should have no expectations on privacy, suck it up.

  12. Shouts out to Aleecia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good work! --Eeyore

  13. robots.txt by bigattichouse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd like something simple and standardized: Yes you can re-use content No, it has to be attributed. No, you can't use our logo. blah blah blah etc. rights.txt Have the browser integrate it and have pretty little icons like creative commons does.

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  14. The Problems With Passing Federal Laws by mpapet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can pretty much guarantee the Federal standard would be a nightmare.

    The worst of K street will have second crack at the legislation. The Cheney administration would have first crack at it and take another opportunity to sodomize legal history and Constitutional law. Both houses of Congress have more or less abdicated their responsibility in providing checks, so it gets Fugly fast.

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  15. You are obsessed with privacy, so read them by Kohath · · Score: 1

    You people who are obsessed with your privacy should be happy for the chance to spend 200 hours a month reading these policies. It's what you care about.

    The rest of us don't care how long they are because we would rather live good lives rather than private lives. So we don't read them.

    1. Re:You are obsessed with privacy, so read them by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Ha ha, what a useless argument. 'Good' and 'private' are not mutually exclusive qualities. It's a false dichotomy.

      You advocate a position of ignorance and mock people who value their privacy. And apparently you think someone cannot lead a good, private life. Why is that? Do you not find that a rather foolish position? (a genuine question)

    2. Re:You are obsessed with privacy, so read them by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Obsession with yourself (your privacy, in this case) rarely leads to anything good. The privacy-obsessed might be better off coming out of the bunker and joining the rest of the world.

      If not though, the original point stands. Why wouldn't they want to spend their leisure time reading privacy policies if that's what they care about?

    3. Re:You are obsessed with privacy, so read them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the 'rest of the world' consists of shit like you, I'll continue to be perfectly happy being alone.

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  17. What's the point? by kamikazearun · · Score: 1

    Even if we did read and understand the privacy policy, would we disagree and not access the website/content?

    1. Re:What's the point? by WK2 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we would still access it, but would not submit personal information. I use a fake name and a sneakemail address for most sites, and read the policies and terms anywhere that I give my real name, such as banks.

      I recently moved my Open Source Gamebook Project from Sourceforge, solely because of their asinine TOS. I have since moved my svn to cvsdude, who specifically respects my rights to my code. Launchpad also has a reasonable TOS.

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  18. Re:fp by ozphx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Short, sweet and to the point. Fine use of rhetoricals and emphasis on the punchline. This well balanced piece is let down by its brevity and typos, I can't help but feel that Coward rushed this work.

    Worth your time. Three and a half stars.

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  19. Not the answer to everything! by PadRacerExtreme · · Score: 1

    The researchers propose that, if the industry can't make privacy policies easier to read or skim, then federal intervention may be needed.

    Why does the government need to be involved in everything? Why can't people take a little responsibility? If you don't like the privacy policy on a site (or it is too long to read), then DON'T GO THERE. You don't need the gov for that.

    Not to mention that the web is international. Nothing the EU does forces anything on Brazil, for example.

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  20. Slashdot's is nearly 3500 words by hansamurai · · Score: 1

    Slashdot shares its privacy policy with SourceForge and at nearly 3500 words of legalese they're able to declare themselves "self-certified" under the Safe Harbor principles set up by the US Department of Commerce. There's even a fancy image to prove it.

    I like this part of the policy:

    Photographs

    Users may have the opportunity to submit photographs to the Sites for product promotions, contests, and other purposes to be disclosed at the time of request. In these circumstances, the Sites are designed to allow the public to view, download, save, and otherwise access the photographs posted. By submitting a photograph, users waive any privacy expectations users have with respect to the security of such photographs, and SourceForgeâ(TM)s use or exploitation of usersâ(TM) likeness. All photographs submitted to SourceForge become the property of SourceForge and will not be returned.

    Someone please let me know when Slashdot wants my picture for promotional use! I could be the face of Slashdot, or more appropriately, freshmeat.com

    1. Re:Slashdot's is nearly 3500 words by mnslinky · · Score: 1

      OK, Betty. :)

  21. Plain English by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    How hard would it be to write the following summary:

    "We will collect your information to provide product recommendations for you while logged in at this site. We will not share your personal information with any third party without your permission as demonstrated by going to your user profile and opting in for information sharing. We promise to take every reasonable measure to ensure that your personal information, while stored by us, is inaccessible to hackers and other potential identity thieves."

    Then, attach the version for lawyers.

    1. Re:Plain English by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Translations inline:

      "We will collect your information to provide product recommendations for you while logged in at this site.

      We will sell your details to spammers and identity fraudsters if you ever log in.

      We will not share your personal information with any third party without your permission as demonstrated by going to your user profile and opting in for information sharing.

      Ha-ha we tricked you to sign in to have your info shared by using an off-screen checkbox/ quadruple negative written in Farsi/ just saying that if you look at our site you've opted in.

      We promise to take every reasonable measure to ensure that your personal information, while stored by us, is inaccessible to hackers and other potential identity thieves."

      We'll do anything that doesn't cost money. Basically, nothing. We'll claim to use the latest security measures but really we're selling the details on eBay; or you could just pick up one of our company laptops - they all have all your account details in plain text on the Desktop.

      That's why they disguise it with lawyer speak.

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      As others have said they should have a graded privacy system from A1 (we immediately throw away ID info and in any case all our systems run on a private network on Mars), A2, A3 to B1, B2 (we use ID details with industry best practice security)... to C1, C2, C3 (we store your details in plain text and post bills with your details in Time Square). The system would be defined by Gov. in collaboration with industry and public; would be enforceable by imprisonment of persons responsible for breaches; would be required by all companies handling data on people whether [they think it is] identifiable or not.

  22. What about television by iteyoidar · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would imagine every American loses like, a bujillion hours a month watching TV. That probably costs a lot too.

    1. Re:What about television by c-reus · · Score: 1

      so how many hours a month is "lost" sleeping or eating?

  23. 200hours 20 per Month by wjsteele · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Not to nitpick, but 200 hours per year is actually 40 hours less than 20 hours per month by my rough estimate or roughly 16 hours and 40 minutes per month. Not that I am a math major or anything, but I am pretty good with basic arithmetic. Someone, please check my work.

    Bill

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  24. I'm your browser and I'm here to help. by SleptThroughClass · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even better, a tag could tell your browser which standard policy is being used. Tell your browser which policies you want to be accepted, and what action to take for sites with other policies.

    1. Re:I'm your browser and I'm here to help. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      http://www.w3.org/P3P/
      Already built inside IE and Firefox. Only problem is that very few websites use it.

    2. Re:I'm your browser and I'm here to help. by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      Except site owners would just be lazy and use what everyone else is using, or just outright lie.

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      Question everything

    3. Re:I'm your browser and I'm here to help. by jambarama · · Score: 1

      How do you get these websites to tag at all? Seems to me that privacy policies are just there to protect the sites from lawsuits, not to help inform visitors about how their data will be used.

  25. Nobody reads them by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    But nobody reads them, just like EULAs. Users just have the expectation of privacy, just as they do in real life. Even if a few companies and marketing experts think it's unrealistic or impossible, people just have that expectation anyway. Nobody is automatically suspicious of nefarious activities, people are generally unsuspecting.

  26. Irony by Puls4r · · Score: 1

    So we're proposing the Federal government enact a law to make privacy policies easier to read?

    Has anyone read the entire tax law recently, much less ALL the laws we're supposed to know?

    Ignorance is no defense, after all.

    1. Re:Irony by dlsmith · · Score: 1

      Has anyone read the entire tax law recently, much less ALL the laws we're supposed to know?

      Good point. The response cited in the summary ("predictable cry of outrage") makes a similar point. The benefit of privacy policies is that there's a published policy that the companies can be held accountable for. You don't preemptively read the entire body of law in your jurisdiction -- instead, you consult the law when problems arise.

      So how do you know before the fact about things you won't like? Rely on the community. The press and other organizations routinely point out problems in the law. Similarly, if a business is going to risk their reputation on a shady contract, privacy policy, EULA, etc., you're probably going to hear about it.

    2. Re:Irony by all5n · · Score: 1

      Make them as simple as you want. Still not gonna read it.

      This may be stupid on my part, but thats just a fact.

      For web sites that dont do any authentication of the information i provide, guess what? They arent getting real information out of me. I use my spam e-mail account and all of my PII information will be slightly altered.

      Sites where i am actually purchasing something are the real issue, as your CC and address information must be correct. I tend to only go with the well-known sites that dont have a history of abuse when buying on-line.

  27. OT: Eulas are worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time Apple releases a new ITunes* a "new" EULA pops up. (I've been trying to force myself to read these damned things lately.) Hey Apple, how about a 'diff' of the old & new EULAs so I don't have to read the same text every time you tweak the UI?!?!?!

    Standardization on EULAs would be a great help. Or are you guys trying to force me into only using GPLd software?

    * It's not just Apple, either- device drivers, web toolbars, you name it...

  28. Creative Commons by Arkhan · · Score: 1

    This sounds like an area ripe for the Creative Commons treatment.

    Produce a small suite of precise privacy practices, as detailed as you like, each with an approved "plain English" summary, just as the CC licenses do.

    After a short adjustment period, one would no longer have to even skim the summary of the license, just as many surfers know by now what the "Share Alike" CC license is.

    Call them CPPs: Common Privacy Practices. You could have CPP: Share Internal, CPP: Share With Partners, CPP: Sell To Anyone, CPP: Eat Your Baby and Kick Your Dog, etc.

  29. Policies are useless anyways by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Either they violate them and sell your info to everyone with limited to no reprisal, or some idiot "loses" (eBays) a laptop with all the data.

    Don't lie to me and tell me when I know you don't care about my private info.

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  30. Much much time was wasted by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    reading about this article and coming to slashdot 20 times per day. Not enough for me too care.

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  31. Interesting by YourExperiment · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like an interesting report, but I can't spare the time to read it.

  32. 200 / 12 != 20 by kbrasee · · Score: 1

    Slashdot must be using the New Math.

    1. Re:200 / 12 != 20 by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      The annual total had 1 significant digit. The monthly total in the summary has 1 significant digit. You computer-people don't have to deal with error and such like we engineers, but imo 200/12 ~= 20 isn't really a problem.

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    2. Re:200 / 12 != 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      200 = 3 significant digits
      20 = 2 significant digits

      Just because they're zeroes doesn't mean they can be tossed aside.

    3. Re:200 / 12 != 20 by kbrasee · · Score: 1

      This is real life we're talking about. There aren't any sig figs IRL.

    4. Re:200 / 12 != 20 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think computer types can understand this, too; tell them it's 8-bit floating point arithmetic.

  33. This is a very BIG deal! by tuxgeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, if our time, 200 hrs, is worth $350 billion
    And we spend 5,000,000 hrs / year reading slashdot
    That means our wasted hours reading slashdot is worth $8,750,000,000,000,000.00

    Good God man! If we slashdotters collude on this we can buy the whole planet and kick everyone else off it, or at least charge them rent.

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    1. Re:This is a very BIG deal! by digitig · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, if our time, 200 hrs, is worth $350 billion

      Where do I apply for this $1.75 billion an hour job, reading privacy agreements?

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    2. Re:This is a very BIG deal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a .sig field in your preferences where you can put that siq quote rather than typing it into your comment field like you did.

    3. Re:This is a very BIG deal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, see, using a script he can:

      1. Force people to see it, even if they have sigs turned off in their preferences.
      2. Associate that sig with that post forever.

  34. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, who puts their real name?

    I've registered with lots of sites using the name Art Vandelay, architect, or Art Vandelay, importer-exporter, and a throwaway email address.

    You don't need to worry about the privacy policy of a website if they don't have your info.

  35. Federal intervention may be needed? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Federal intervention may be needed to control privacy policies on teh intarweb? That global, international thingy?

    Good luck forcing a (pick your country) federal anything on other countries.

    I'm not against the general idea, however it should come from a standard web group (not sure if it would fall within the W3C domain, the IETF, etc).

  36. Why change the policies, just toss them out. by s6plit4 · · Score: 1

    Why should we ask for the privacy polices to be easier to read? Wouldn't everyone here prefer that there was no need for a policy at all? No online tracking, no sharing of your email address or purchasing habits. Of course there are a few people, my wife included, that would prefer to be tracked all day long so they can spend less time looking for crap they don't need but buy anyway.

  37. New monetary comparison value? by cabjf · · Score: 2, Funny

    So we're going to measure the cost of things in FBP's now?

  38. Have you noticed the trend? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    The right tends to prefer less regulation, and to let the markets work as efficiently as possible. Deregulation - generally led by the right and approved by both major political parties - occurs over the course of many years. This deregulation often leads to growth and an increase in prosperity, especially for those with substantial money to invest - i.e. those who don't work for a living. The right suspects that with the increase in private funds, fewer social programs are needed and they save money. This is, to an extent, true - as insurance companies do well with investments, their rates for covering the insured tends to drop (real insurance, not healthcare - which is more of a maintenance contract for most people)

    At some point, the market finds dicier and dicier ways of making greater profits - trying to outdo the last quarter/year. This is, of course, demanded by those who invest, and is an inherent part of human nature. At some point, the wave hits it peak and crashes. The longer the overall deregulation cycle, the harder the crash.

    What happens next? The left steps in and tries to "fix" things by adding back all the regulations which were removed, and new ones to patch the holes where "innovative" financial products have been created. No matter who you let clean up the mess, the economy is going to be lousy for a few years, and all the private money which helped out communities will dry up. The left sees that as an invitation to help, and the put in the social programs which weren't needed. Everybody remembers how bad it was when the left was in power, and how good it was when the right was in power, with little thought about the transition period.

    What lesson can we learn? Neither side is doing their job properly. Because markets are not perfectly efficient, and humans are programmed to hit the big score, the government really does need to keep an even hand on regulation. Have you ever seen a regulation that caused the wholesale failure of an entire industry? We've just seen a deregulation which has done it. Step back and consider that regulation - the verb, not the noun - is essential to practically every natural process. It prevents overheating and out-of-control processes from becoming dangerous. It should also prevent stagnation and the loss of momentum. If the government could learn to regulate without smothering or ignoring flare-ups _everyone_ in society would benefit. This is not some socialist rhetoric; under good regulation, everyone has a chance to succeed, and the best will indeed outstrip the common. What it will do is reduce the negative impact that the few irresponsible have on society as a whole.

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    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    1. Re:Have you noticed the trend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dangerous line you straddle is the government using regulations to prevent us from being greedy or stupid, both of which are our rights. Government is not known for regulating well or fairly. Everybody has a special interest.

    2. Re:Have you noticed the trend? by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem is the terminology. I prefer to think of "regulation" as rules and referees. Without rules, there is no game. Without referees, there's no fair play. A "self-regulated" game of professional hockey would be a disaster. There wouldn't be a hockey game, there'd only be street fighting.

      Much damage has been done in the name of deregulation. I thought trucking deregulation was a great example of the positive side until I read a few pages of "Sweatshops on Wheels". Deregulation did get rid of the ridiculous rules on which truckers and trucks were allowed to use which specific routes, and this was good. Now any truck can go just about anywhere. No papers or permissions required. But they also scrapped sensible rules on how many hours truckers can be behind the wheel, various safety inspections, weight limits so that trucks don't destroy roads even faster than they already do, and other things, some of which has since been reinstated in different forms. A few bad rules and regimes gave the trucking industry the perfect excuse to throw out all the rules.

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  39. fuzzy math by ttapper04 · · Score: 1

    20 hours X 12 months = 240 hours

    1. Re:fuzzy math by halfEvilTech · · Score: 0

      that or everyone takes 2 months vaction every year to recover from the stress of reading those privacy aggrements

  40. Re:Half the financial bailout package? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On September 10, 2001 Rumsfeld announced that the Pentagon couldn't account for $2.3 trillion. They don't really need the bailout.

    Rep. Brad Sherman from California has mentioned that the bailout will be used to buy assets from foreign banks (such as China and Saudi Arabia). Banks in the US will just keep getting absorbed by the larger banks, such as Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs.

    CNBC is also reporting this morning that they will both be nationalized today or this weekend! They'll basically be used to launder money to foreign banks as a payoff. This is the last looting of the American people by foreigners. That's why the government stopped reporting statistics a few months ago on foreign investment inside the US.

    Welcome to freedom, comrade!

    There is also talk of shutting down the international markets and creating a new Bretton Woods type deal. Don't think for a second that this new Bretton Woods deal wasn't already written and waiting for this crisis to occur.

  41. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How fast does the average person take to read a policy according these statistics?
    I am one of the very rare people who reads the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy of *every* website (if available) and most of them are fairly standardised anyway, it might take 1 to 2 minutes to read through if that. Once you have read it all you have to do is check for updates afterwards, not keep reading them every time you visit but maybe it's because I visit the same sites over and over? I don't know but frankly I doubt this number.

  42. Simple Privacy Policy by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    How about a one-line privacy policy that states "We will most likely sell your credit card information to Al-Qaeda for a box of doughnuts."

  43. Brick-and-mortar by S77IM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I went to a supermarket this morning.

    I didn't need to license the right to walk around and view the "product label prices" content, nor did I need to agree not to sue them for being out of Diet Coke Lime, nor did I need to consent to be monitored by security cameras and have my image stored on tapes.

    Why can't visiting a web site on-line be that simple?

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    Master: Well, yes and no.
  44. Advertisers hated self-regulation, too. by Animats · · Score: 1

    TrustE, in their early days, used to have several seals that indicated the level of privacy policy in use. So the TrustE seal actually meant something.

    Then, in response to advertiser pressure, TrustE caved in. All a TrustE means now is that the site agrees to abide by its own privacy policy. It doesn't matter how intrusive the policy is; the site can still get a TrustE seal.

    TrustE enforcement has been very weak. Here's a study of TrustE enforcement actions. "Their privacy standards are low to begin with, but even these rules are simply not enforced against large, paying members." In the entire history of TrustE, they have terminated only one paying seal-holder: Gratis Internet, the "free iPod" scammer.

  45. common criteria by fade · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that the obvious answer to this problem is to establish a 'parts bin' of privacy policy components that are guaranteed to be compatible with each other, and use a publishing mechanism similar to the creative commons licensing site, so the most common ones become known quantities for average users.

  46. Logicless Leap by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The researchers propose that, if the industry can't make privacy policies easier to read or skim, then federal intervention may be needed.

    Why? Why should I need the federal government to get involved? At what point did I lose the power to choose to simply not use the service. If I don't have time to read the policy, then I can simply say no. It is only at the point that I no longer have a choice and that my rights are threatened that I need the federal government to step in and protect my rights.

    How did we become a society of people who believe that the only ones who can solve our problems are the government, worse, the federal government? Have we no self reliance anymore?

    1. Re:Logicless Leap by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Welcome to our brave new world!

      Anyway, a lot of the reasons these privacy policies are so long is to cover their asses legally in the first place! Jesus fucking christ, what can the federal government do?

    2. Re:Logicless Leap by Khelder · · Score: 1

      What do you think about nutritional labels on food? Or ingredient labels on food?

      Personally, I would object if the government forbade me from eating Ben & Jerry's Triple Chocolate Caramel Fudge Brownie Marshmellow with Butterscotch ice cream. But I am glad manufacturers have to tell me what's in my food (and the nutrition info). Because if I don't know, I can't make an informed decision. Capitalism doesn't work well if the consumers don't know what they're buying.

    3. Re:Logicless Leap by Sancho · · Score: 1

      It is only at the point that I no longer have a choice and that my rights are threatened that I need the federal government to step in and protect my rights.

      Actually, I think we need a netizen's bill of rights. I'd like to see Constitutional rights to privacy.

    4. Re:Logicless Leap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I don't have time to read the policy, then I can simply say no.

      So you're saying you don't use any websites whose privacy policy you haven't actually read and understood?

    5. Re:Logicless Leap by pbhj · · Score: 1

      How did we become a society of people who believe that the only ones who can solve our problems are the government, worse, the federal government? Have we no self reliance anymore?

      Government by the people for the people means that government should work in your favour - the question is why set up a group to represent all the citizens and establish a standardised privacy policy system when you have a group (called Government) that is perfectly placed to be the focus for such work already, and which already employs experts in this field, and which can pass legislation to help both the uptake of the system and the enforcement of the system (to the benefit of citizens)?

    6. Re:Logicless Leap by basicio · · Score: 1

      >>>At what point did I lose the power to choose to simply not use the service.

      At absolutely no point.

      Your argument about the government not needing to get involved may be a valid one, but you're completely missing the point of the article and the argument for government regulation.

      The point of federal intervention would not be to take away your freedoms by denying you the ability to not agree to a privacy policy, it would be to make it more feasible to actually agree if you wanted to.

      One of the larger issues I see with government regulation here is that the internet is not something that exactly respects national borders, and so having one country mandate better privacy policies is not necessarily going to do something for the web as a whole and so national governments are not necessarily the best vehicles for regulation of this type.

  47. In Soviet USA... by Pope+Raymond+Lama · · Score: 1

    'nough said.

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  48. Re:200hours 20 per Month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting, this get's flagged redundant when it was posted 10 minutes before the other post. It's also funnier!!!

  49. Creative Commons/Geek Code/Google Earth Mashup by Hambone_dot_exe · · Score: 1

    If we focus on the real problem presented here (readability and awareness of stated intention, and possibly client-side enforcement - not compliance, that's a separate issue), the problem's really not that big to solve.

    Some of the comments here point to some techniques and practices that could actually be cobbled together very cleanly.

    We've got the Creative Commons generator for human-readable deeds, lawyer-spew, and machine-readable code. Not that hard to adapt a version with "We Don't Keep Your Credit Cards" or "All Your Identity Are Belong To Gator." More options, sure, but probably easy to extrapolate in a form.

    Making it machine readable (or, hell, even Geek Code-formatted; SSL-128+, 419--, Spam^3) means you can extend P3P-savvy user agents to watch for the framing of the policy, alert you to behavior you're not comfortable with, and automatically flag you with a Firefox-style notification when it sees a diff.

    Hell, even if we can't get that kind of progressive behavior from a vendor, there's other tools out there that can be adapted, right? I haven't tried AT&T's PrivacyBird yet (referenced in the P3P article on WikiPedia), but between that and other tools like EULAlyzer, how hard can it be to drop in a browser-level tool that either queries a third-party database for privacy analysis and warnings, or examines the policy directly and gives you some breakdown of potential bad behavior?

    Let's go even further -- supposing your site's targeting North America and Western Europe, but either you, or the hosted content or partner links, are in nations with known, uh, *default privacy behavior* that overrides the vendor's. Why not have a "Holy Dammit You're Trying To Hit A Blog Site From China" or "AT Your World Delivered To The NSA" alert?

    (Okay, maybe not an alert for that one, but at least a visual cue somewhere in the browser status bar. Maybe an All-Seeing Eye, or a Boot Stamping On The Face Of Humanity, Forever. Something unobtrustive like that.)

    Look, honestly -- I don't see how a legally-mandated expression of a readable, understandable privacy policy should be any different from the Surgeon General's warning on a pack of smokes or the list of ingredients and nutritional value on the side of a cereal box. The goods or services you're looking to work with have an impact on YOU and you should have some way to find out about it, quickly.

  50. They didn't write 2.10^2 BUT by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    They didn't write 2.10^2 because most people wouldn't get it, but that's probably what they meant and what Col. Korn assumed they meant.
    Had they written "201", "199", or "EXACTLY 200 hours," which they haven't, then that would have been, indeed, 3 significant digits.

  51. Re:Half the financial bailout package? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm with you. I strongly suspect gross mismanagement and willful negligence by wallstreet is part and parcel of something else.

    Doesn't anyone remember the cold war? Nuclear armageddon on the horizon for 50 years? The intellectuals on the other side of that conflict were staunchly against wallstreet and the banks. You'll forgive me if I don't believe that they forgot about this conflict to the tune of 700 billion in housing loan fuck ups.

    Americans need to travel more. They'll see a world much like theirs, with institutions nothing like theirs.

  52. PRIVACY by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

    Privacy Statement

    SOURCEFORGE, INC. UNITED STATES/EUROPEAN UNION SAFE HARBOR PRIVACY STATEMENT (âoePRIVACY STATEMENTâ)

    (Last Updated May 23, 2008)

    (Effective Date May 24, 2008)

    SourceForge, Inc. (âoeSourceForgeâ), comprised of the Internet sites SourceForge.com, SourceForge.net, Slashdot.org, freshmeat.net, ITmanagersJournal.com, Linux.com, ThinkGeek.com (the âoeSitesâ), is committed to protecting the privacy of users of the Sites. SourceForge intends to give users as much control as possible over userâ(TM)s personally identifiable information, including registration data. This Privacy Statement applies to each of the Sites and describes the information SourceForge collects about users and how that information may be used.

    SourceForge reserves the right to update and change this Privacy Statement from time to time. If SourceForge makes material changes to its privacy practices, a prominent notice will be posted on this web page. Each time a user uses the Sites, the current version of the Privacy Statement applies. Accordingly, a user should check the date of this Privacy Statement (which appears at the top) and review for any changes since the last version. If a user does not agree to the Privacy Statement, the user should not use the Sites.

    SourceForge complies with the United States (âoeUSâ)/European Union (âoeEUâ) Safe Harbor framework as set forth by the US Department of Commerce regarding the collection, use, and retention of data from the EU. Individuals who wish to file a complaint or who take issue with SourceForge's EU Safe Harbor policies should direct such communication to SourceForge Legal Services - Privacy via written communication at the contact information provided below. Filing a complaint in English will expedite the process. SourceForge will investigate and attempt to resolve complaints regarding use and disclosure of personal information in accordance with the principles contained in this Privacy Statement. For complaints that cannot be resolved between SourceForge and the complainant, SourceForge participates in the dispute resolution procedures of the panel established by the EU data protection authorities to resolve disputes pursuant to the Safe Harbor framework.

    SourceForge agrees to notify users of the following privacy principles: Notice, Choice, Onward Transfer, Security, Data Integrity, Access, and Enforcement.

    NOTICE

    SourceForge provides this Privacy Statement to make users aware of SourceForge privacy practices, and of the choices a user may make about the way the userâ(TM)s information is collected and used.

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  53. legal terms and conditions by Benjamin_Wright · · Score: 1

    Imagine all the time businesses would spend if they read (and took the effort to digest) all the legal terms and conditions written on routine documents, like invoices, purchase orders, and bills of lading, from trading partners. Under a legal phenomenon called the "battle of the forms," businesses learned that the best approach was not to read all the terms communicated to them. Instead, they learned to transmit their own terms to their trading partners, using their own documents. By so doing, they sorta blunted or neutralized or adjusted the blizzard of terms coming from trading partners. (The process was never perfect, but if done intelligently it had an effect.) I argue the same phenomenon can occur in the privacy space. I argue people can publish their own terms of privacy. (It's a complex topic, and I'm not giving anyone legal advice here. Topic for more discussion.) --Ben http://hack-igations.blogspot.com/2008/05/google-privacy-policy-terms-of-service.html

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  54. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but 20 hours isn't enough for you is it, thats why you have a harem of gay boys who prefer jelly.

  55. Tried to Read Online MS EULA Once... by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    I figured I would read it first and then click OK (knowing I couldn't understand it all).

    After about 15-20 minutes I realized their server had timed me out & I lost my connection to their server.

    Never tried again after that.

  56. Idiotic proposal by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

    The researchers propose that, if the industry can't make privacy policies easier to read or skim, then federal intervention may be needed.

    If you don't want to read their privacy policy, tell them that you're not going to use their service because their privacy policy is so long. If you convince enough people to do the same, they'll have to shorten their privacy policy. Federal regulation of the economy is never the answer. It is never justifiable.

  57. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fair assessment. Great turnaround time.

    Would troll again AAAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++++++++

  58. Re:fp by alexborges · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ozphx makes a well balanced critique of the Cowards work.

    A must read, two thumbs up.

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  59. We need real privacy laws by soren100 · · Score: 1

    If there were real federal laws that actually protected consumer privacy, then the privacy policy of most sites would be very simple, and read as follows:
     

    "We abide by the federal laws that protect your privacy"

    Then we would not have this problem.

    1. Re:We need real privacy laws by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the federal law would likely read something along the lines of:

      All users will have complete privacy with all communication and transactions, with the standard exceptions for commercial and law enforcement use.

      Would that make anyone happy?

    2. Re:We need real privacy laws by soren100 · · Score: 1

      I said "real federal laws that actually protected consumer privacy".

      Europe has them, or at least has laws that are a darn sight better than ours, privacy wise. I was pointing out the fact that it's not the policy that needs changing, it's the laws. We have to get the money out of the political system before that can happen, though.

  60. The ultimate agreement by gg9973 · · Score: 2, Informative
    I recently signed up on a website which required me to first accept a license agreement. I have the odd habit of actually reading the agreements before I accept them. When I clicked the link for the license agreement, I was presented with the following text:

    "End User License Agreement
    EndUserAgreementText"

    Well, at least I guess there is no significant legal risk in accepting it.

    I sent a mail asking if they could not simply remove the license agreement, since it was even clearer than usual that it did not serve any useful purpose. To my surprise, they actually took the time to write a personal reply and explain why they needed to have it. Apparently, the original text was lost in a site update.

    According to their mail, over 2000 new users had joined since the text was lost, and I was the first one to notice. I'm not sure how much legal weight these agreements actually have.

  61. Privacy policies aren't legally enforcable anyway by Aram+Fingal · · Score: 3, Informative

    Back in the Clinton administration, the FTC tried to set a precedent for enforcement of privacy policies with the case of Toysmart.com. Toysmart.com went bankrupt and a judge ruled that they could sell their customer database in violation of their own privacy policy to settle debt. The Clinton administration tried to reverse the decision on appeal but the case went on after Clinton left office and Bush came in.

    The Bush administration tried to broker a compromise allowing Toysmart.com to sell their database as long as it was to a company in the same industry. One of the shareholders in Toysmart.com didn't want to be responsible for that decision so he bought the database himself and destroyed it. No precedent was set and the Bush administration hasn't tried to prosecute anyone for violation of privacy policy since.

  62. new unit of measure by BlewScreen · · Score: 1
    $365 billion, more than half the financial bailout package

    Is "financial bailout package" going to join "library of congress" as a standard slashdot UOM?

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  63. I have long made the following assertion: by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    If a businesses' privacy policy is more than one sentence long it means they don't have one.

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  64. The wrong comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of comparing this US$365B to the dollars applied to the US$700B "bailout" passed by Congress, the more accurate comparison is the (claimed) US$250B "lost" to piracy

    If losing a mere $250 billion is enough to start talk about having the federal government enforce private copyrights and include setting up a "copyright czar", I would think that having the economy lose $375 billion (1.5x) should be worthy of government regulation and a "privacy czar" (who has some actual authority).

    If big business expects us to fund their broken business models, we should force them to re-evaluate. Perhaps paying a government fee based on the number of words in the privacy policy and a standard 20,000 word fee, if a commercial site does not include a privacy policy would get them to notice the absurdity of their goals.

  65. A better solution I propose! by socz · · Score: 1

    I've been thinking about this for a while, but not only for online applications. What we need to do is get organized and have everyone (at least in the U.S.A.) to set up rules which we want to become law.

    My idea for this is simple, for any company with which you enter a relationship, your information by law should not be able to be shared at all, whatsoever outside of that organization. IF that company has subsidiaries, directly related to the services they provide (such as a phone company who also has internet, VoIP, 'cable TV' or anything simiar) then they can share it amongst themselves. Maybe because of the modern day tie it in to domains.

    So for example, I now have home phone service with AT&T. So if they wish to sell me TV, VoIP or internet services, they must be within their *.att.com domain. It can't be uverse.com or attinternet.com. This way i won't be getting spam from at&t wireless OR any other company who I never solicited.

    Another thing to implement is that once you sign a withdraw from sharing your information, it stands until changed by the consumer. None of this yearly bullshit. No means no for women who are trying to prevent rape, but no means no for only 12 months when trying to eliminate unwanted solicitations.

    It's that simple, one or both will work for us. But we have to REALLY get together and push for it. What will happen if ever introduced as a bill is that the companies will pay huge sums against this policy. Then we vote (where applicable) to get rid of those who don't vote in our favor.

    There are many reason to share your info with other companies, which is fine if you WANT that. But this has to be in our control, not theirs.

    Once something that basic is in place we can start working towards online because they'll have something to reference. Remember, because we're online a bit and have a decent grasp on what's going on, people who are in government aren't really like us, they don't know and don't care about our privacy. While they protect their assets even if no one really cares how much or where they have their multiple houses and yachts, we do care where we rent and what numbers we have.

    What do you guys think?

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  66. User forum? by yerpo · · Score: 1

    What about a global forum where users would volunteer to read through the licenses of various programs and inform the community about the possible hooks? .... although I can't imagine how to attract a big enough group of masochists who would be prepared to do such a thing.

  67. Problem: policies in general by eleuthero · · Score: 1

    ... aren't followed. The EULA for Itunes sure wasn't followed during the brief Itunes 8 debacle. My wife has never given permission for "non-affiliated" companies to make use of information about her car ownership and yet just the other day a car dealership for a completely different car company sent her a coupon for service on her specific vehicle. The big companies don't really follow their own privacy policies if they think they can make more money selling the info than they will on legal costs dealing with the handful of irritated customers that result.

  68. Study referenced is not available on the web? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't see any actual study -- just a link to a pdf blob. Where's the study? If it's not on the web, why post about it?

  69. This is really simple by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    This is really simple: YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO READ THE POLICIES!
    yes, this puts you in a highly insecure legal position - which is what they WANT!
    whatever goes wrong: it's YOUR fault!

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  70. Re:fp by pbhj · · Score: 1

    i lol-ed, v funny

  71. Just what we DON'T need... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    More Federal Intervention.

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  72. The real question is... by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

    Aren't these privacy policies often muted in court anyway? Like, cases where users claim the policy itself was too confusing, and no one in their right mind should be expected to read, comply, and then choose for themselves whether or not to accept the terms of a service that they probably will need regardless?

    And do we really have a choice? I mean, if I don't agree with Microsoft's terms, I have to quit being a programmer. They can add whatever they like, and many of us really don't have a choice. Hence, if something really vile were to be added, most likely Microsoft won't be able to enforce it just because we all clicked "agree."

  73. Re:Privacy policies aren't legally enforcable anyw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That dude that bought that database was from the future, ensuring Bush wouldn't fuck this one up too.

  74. Re:fp by bar-agent · · Score: 1

    Pff, as if. Even a harem of gay boys can't handle my jelly-jelly!

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