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Google Founders Buy Fighter Jet

Ponca City, We love you writes "The NY Times reports that H211 LLC, a company controlled by Google's top executives, including billionaire founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin, appears to have added to its fleet a Dornier Alpha Jet, a light jet attack and advanced trainer aircraft manufactured by Dornier of Germany and Dassault-Breguet of France. The 1982 Alpha-Jet seats two and was originally used by European air forces, but is now being sold relatively cheaply to civilians. The jet has landing rights at Moffett Field, the NASA-operated airfield that is a stone's throw from the Google campus. It is not clear who exactly flies the fighter jet, although Google chief executive Eric Schmidt is an avid pilot. If the top Googlers indeed own the fighter jet, they would be following in the footsteps of Oracle chief executive Larry Ellison, who has owned several aircraft, including fighter jets."

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  1. Just think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    of how many starving children in Africa they could have fed instead of buying a jet so they can show off.

    1. Re:Just think by youngdev · · Score: 2, Informative

      who says the 2 are mutually exclusive. I would bet the google top execs contribute more to charity than this douche bag.

    2. Re:Just think by bopo_the_mofo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, a company owned by some people who can put a lot of capital up front has bought a fast jet, which they lease to NASA at a profit.

      How does this translate into...
      "OMG, the evil ones are spending money on fancy toys instead of giving all their money to disadvantaged kittens!!! EVIL... EEEVIIIIIILLLL"

      Knee-jerk.

    3. Re:Just think by Trespass · · Score: 1

      of how many starving children in Africa they could have fed instead of buying a jet so they can show off.

      I propose a new term for this sort of comment: LOLcialism.

    4. Re:Just think by jjrockman · · Score: 1

      Spread the wealth, Google.

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    5. Re:Just think by Kagura · · Score: 2, Funny

      Congratulations, you just gave everyone in the world $10. It will go farther for some than others.

    6. Re:Just think by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      How many fucking tanks did Kenya just buy? How munch money did the Zimbabwe president spend on that shipment of RPGs, Rifles and Grenades from china?

      How many starving children in Africa could have been fed instead of you be connected to the internet? Exactly, now shut the fuck up!

    7. Re:Just think by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "How many starving children in Africa could have been fed instead of you be connected to the internet? Exactly, now shut the fuck up!"

      Feeding them just perpetuates the status quo. When enough Africans want Africa to be different (and decide to help each other instead of starve each other) it will be different. Otherwise, not our problem or concern.

      I'd buy the aircraft too. If Africa needs food, send it Sally Struthers.

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    8. Re:Just think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, a company owned by some people who can put a lot of capital up front has bought a fast jet, which they lease to NASA at a profit. How does this translate into... "OMG, the evil ones are spending money on fancy toys instead of giving all their money to disadvantaged kittens!!! EVIL... EEEVIIIIIILLLL" Knee-jerk.

      This is the forest. See? It is composed of trees!

      I am the original AC. Can't you understand that I never once made the claim that there is anything "evil" about buying a jet, even a fighter jet? The point was not that there was anything wrong with the consumption, but that it was CONSPICUOUS consumption, just another public spectacle. The point is not "charity good, buying jets bad". The point is that we focus a hell of a lot more on flashy toys and a hell of a lot less on non-material things that really matter, such as human kindness (which may manifest in a material form, such as giving food to the starving, but the caring and the desire came before the physical manifestation). We care far too much about sports, beer, celebrities, advertising, social status, and the like, and far too little about human suffering that we could probably do something about. That a founder of a very successful company has done well for himself and is enjoying the ability to purchase things like fighter jets is harmless in itself; that we care so much about a person we will probably never meet that we swap stories about his recent purchases when there are other people we will probably never meet who need our attention quite a bit more is the problem. If all the real need is taken care of first, then and only then is it rational to worry about what amounts to trivia and celebrity worship. Yes, celebrity worship; caring about what aircraft an executive owns is not far removed from caring about who Parils Hilton is dating or which rehab clinic Brittney Spears has been to -- it's pointless gossipy bullshit and far removed from what life is about. I don't presume to have all the answers to what life is about, but I know for damned sure that this superficial culture isn't it.

      We are all mortal beings. There will be a day when we are all dead (hopefully due to old age) and gone. When that day comes, the fanciest jet won't matter; the families who survive us, including those whose ancestors may never have survived if not for our caring and acts of kindness, those will matter. They will matter quite a bit. The original AC was talking about our priorities, and all of you are so caught up in mimicking discussions of liberal-versus-conservative politics (which tend to center around wealth distribution and wealth envy) that you cannot see the forest for the trees when someone comes along and makes a truly worthy observation.

  2. Should it be asked? by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are these guys Yahoos??

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    1. Re:Should it be asked? by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Well, their mastery of the search market makes Microsoft seem positively Lilliputian, so I guess they can choose whichever tribe they like :)

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    2. Re:Should it be asked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I say Houyhnhnm! to you sir!.

  3. So? by RandoX · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Red Bull has one too. Does that make them evil?

    I'd have one if I had that kind of money too.

    1. Re:So? by gclef · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, Red Bull is definitely evil. You can tell by the taste.

    2. Re:So? by arudloff · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, Red Bull is definitely evil. You can tell by the taste.

      Or by it's association with Jagermeister.

    3. Re:So? by X0563511 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Red Bull: The Taste of Evil.

      It gives you wings, but they don't say the wings are featherless...

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    4. Re:So? by jellomizer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Next time you go to the sports drink section in your store. Chances are you will find red bull being nicely displayed and their competitors covered with sticky syrup. It is not that Red Bull is cleaner then the other guys. It is that their stockers will open a can of Red Bull and pore it on their competition. To make them less appealing to customers. So yes Red Bull is Evil.

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    5. Re:So? by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      OMG. I'm no stranger to vodka-and-red-bull, but *jagermeister*?

    6. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cf: yager bomb!

    7. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you 80? Jagerbombs are all the rage.

    8. Re:So? by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jag-bombs are huge, dunno where you've been. Bar supply stores make little plastic cups specifically for that drink.

      http://barsupplies.com/bomb-shotz-jager-bomb-shots-p-761.html

    9. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't this the company that is screaming GREEN!?

    10. Re:So? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I'm 40. Never heard of mixing Red Bull with anything but then, I prefer whiskey and vodka straight, over ice. And I'm a boring stay-at-home parent who stopped going to bars in the 90's.

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    11. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about their (and your putative) "carbon footprint" guess that stuff is just for us serfs.

    12. Re:So? by oneTheory · · Score: 1

      That's why you put vodka in it before you drink.. everyone knows that!

    13. Re:So? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So does Dillon Precision.

      And to one up everybody else, it has functional 20mm canons. And they have a Hummer with a GE minigun sticking out of the roof. And a turret with 2 GE 50s (it might be 4, I don't remember exactly).

      They shoot remote control planes with both the turret and the jet, and they shoot remote vehicles with the Hummer. It is ridiculously fun and ridiculously expensive.

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    14. Re:So? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      The same people who wag their fingers at Google for buying an airplane spend many hundreds of times that amount every year on these bad tasting, overpriced "sports drinks". Hypocrisy, thy name is slashdot. Do you buy Red Bull? If so, then no complaining allowed. Do you buy Starbucks? If so, then no complaining allowed.

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    15. Re:So? by RMH101 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm in the UK. Jagermeister's still mainly a German liqueur rather than a lifestyle choice, although you can see the odd emo kid with a Jagermeister sticker on his Macbook these days - you know, smashing the system.
      Don't think JM and RB is that big in the UK, which - as I'm sure you're aware - is the world's capital of drinking. Pints.

    16. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it tasted like oblivion.... /mmm, oblivion........

  4. In other news by xs650 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, Microsoft is installing anti-aircraft emplacements

    1. Re:In other news by badran · · Score: 0

      AA guns ready (In soviet accent).

    2. Re:In other news by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      In other news, Microsoft is installing anti-aircraft emplacements

      MS has no worries: if Google flies too close, their plane gets a BSOD.
             

    3. Re:In other news by rhyder128k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Command And Conquer 5: Microsoft vs Google.

      Take my tip - don't buy too many shipping crate data centres at the beginning as you're better off upgrading to an IPv6 infrastructure as early as possible.

      Some people build up a massive force of tanks and try to wear MS down (the MS tanks are unreliable, they run their own software) but I prefer to create my own web browser and give away as much free email storage as I can. I don't like using too much lock-in if I'm playing as Google but it's unavoidable if you want to win.

      I hate those "novelty" missions where you've got to get Balmer across the map or something.

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    4. Re:In other news by Kwiik · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your order is wrong, you must be from Soviet Russia... first, they get attacked and their main campus "overheats". This isn't a bug or attack, it is a feature.

      Next, they decide that they have improved their public image enough by providing "inter-operability" with Google's new "cloud" based platform, and that is when they upgrade their Anti Malware solution, to add sharks with anti-aircraft lasers

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    5. Re:In other news by Kwiik · · Score: 1

      Might I add that Google doesn't mind their new fighter jet being shot down, because it Google Fighter Jet Beta. Google doesn't fail.

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    6. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually this is just Google Flight Simulator. They are testing it internally right now. You should expect to see it on Google Labs shortly.

    7. Re:In other news by rpmayhem · · Score: 1

      I knew it! Microsoft SAM was just a cover!

    8. Re:In other news by rickb928 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is not the dumbest idea I've heard today.

      Maybe a decent BF or Half-Life mod is in order here. I, for one, welcome our new chair-hurling Half-Life overlords...

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    9. Re:In other news by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      No, you didn't RTFA. It's an AlphaJet, not a BetaJet ;)

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    10. Re:In other news by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

      RTFA:

      "Presumably no attacks on Microsoft are planned at this time."

      See, they have nothing to worry about. The New York Times is a completely trustworthy and honest news source. Besides, the radar installed to guide their SAM missles wouldn't detect the decommissioned F-117 they bought that didn't make the news. (Assuming the fire control software doesn't bluescreen anyway).

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    11. Re:In other news by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 1

      It's called Google Earth and has been around for some time. I forget the key-combo to activate the flight-sim, but it's been out for years.

    12. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In other news, Microsoft is installing anti-aircraft emplacements

      MS has no worries: if Google flies too close, their plane gets a BSOD.

      Only if their plane is running MS software. I'd be more worried about the MS radar targeting system. If THAT is running Windows, it could be trouble.

    13. Re:In other news by chebucto · · Score: 1

      Ctrl-Alt-A , or find it under the Tools menu.

      IMHO, a useful addition as well as a tool - gives a better understanding of the lay of the land than the more artificial standard controls.

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    14. Re:In other news by dziban303 · · Score: 1

      Win. Thread is over.

    15. Re:In other news by BForrester · · Score: 1

      I hate those "novelty" missions where you've got to get Balmer across the map or something.

      Why the hate? His special "chair throw" attack can finish off any potential opposition at a safe range.

    16. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    17. Re:In other news by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 1

      Actually, "other Microsoft guy" Paul Allen has been flying around escorted by an Alpha fighter for years. So maybe Larry Page and Paul Allen can have their personal air forces get into a dogfight over Mojave while they watch the action from their loitering 767s.

    18. Re:In other news by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link on this?

      It doesn't sound very plausible.
      A the fighter jet without guns would all but useless.
      If it did have guns it would most likely be a violation of federal law.

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    19. Re:In other news by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 1

      I don't really need a link, because I saw the jet and met the pilot at Mojave airport. Of course, the fighter is unarmed. It's just a stupid rich guy's toy.

      Search Google for "paul allen alpha jet mojave"

  5. Pot, meet Kettle by Thiez · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I see you own a computer. Surely you could have sent your money to Africa instead?

    1. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course they own a computer. It's not like you can post to Slashdot on a library computer.

    2. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by turtledawn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hmm. Using the fighter jet to take out clumps of corrupt African officials may be the single best piece of charity Sergei and Brin could ever offer them, as at least them the money us regular folks send over might have a chance of actually reaching the citizens and being used for its intended purposes. :-)

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    3. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wouldn't work. What ever governments replaced the ones wiped out would become corrupt in a few, short years. Just look at Zimbabwe if you need an example.

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    4. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Zimbabwe has had the same leader since the first post-independence election in 1980. Not sure how that supports your point.

    5. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by JavaTHut · · Score: 1

      > I see you own a computer. Surely you could have
      > sent your money to Africa instead?

      You mean do something more like what google.org is doing? Just because they weren't egotistical enough to call it the Larry Page and Sergey Brin Foundation doesn't mean they didn't fund, well, all of it.

    6. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by yttrstein · · Score: 0, Troll

      I was thinking the same thing, as im sure many people are. With the economy in the toilet, the political landscape ablaze, unemployment jumping, terrible gas prices and millions wondering if their 401K plans haven't been an enormous waste of time and money, Larry and Sergey have shown unquestionably that they are utterly out of touch.

      I don't mind saying that it's offensive enough to me to pull out of the Google cloud completely. They could be doing incredibly helpful things with their billions, and instead they just buy toys.

      You should be ashamed of yourselves, google execs.

    7. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Well, if they persisted in taking out anyone who appeared to be forming a government I suspect people would eventually stop trying. I'm not supportive of random assassinations as a means of inhibiting aggression (it just shifts the problem elsewhere), but I have no doubt such a strategy would become locally effective over time.

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    8. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I'm not supportive of random assassinations as a means of inhibiting aggression (it just shifts the problem elsewhere), but I have no doubt such a strategy would become locally effective over time.

      I think they're doing that in the Congo, only they include viscous rape and torture with it. Not really working out that well, either.

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    9. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by VorpalRodent · · Score: 1

      Intended purposes? You mean, paying transfer fees so that I can get my share of the $30mln that was left to me by my great grand-uncle (which is interesting, since I didn't even know I had one).

      Wow, there's nothing Google won't do for me.

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    10. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Or African civilians, thus alleviating the problem!

    11. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, maybe they should have given everybody who is in need of financial help a fiver. But buying a fighter jet is more useful and probably cheaper.

    12. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing, as im sure many people are. With the economy in the toilet, the political landscape ablaze, unemployment jumping, terrible gas prices and millions wondering if their 401K plans haven't been an enormous waste of time and money, Larry and Sergey have shown unquestionably that they are utterly out of touch.

      I don't mind saying that it's offensive enough to me to pull out of the Google cloud completely. They could be doing incredibly helpful things with their billions, and instead they just buy toys.

      You should be ashamed of yourselves, google execs.

      Yeah, i mean SERIOUSLY. They should give ME the money so that i can buy a jet instead.
      -Taylor

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    13. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Larry and Sergey have shown unquestionably that they are utterly out of touch.

      Lets see... you state a bunch of things going on in a country, then you use that as a basis to criticize how private personal funds are used by private personal people to buy something they want? Really? Who's the one out of touch? Have you bought anything recently... like say a video game, movie, or music? Then you're as much as fault as these guys, who happen to just have more spending power than you and you're jealous about it.

      I won't go into the fact that these guys probably just saved a few people their jobs by spending their money... but oh well.

    14. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Medievalist · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wouldn't work. What ever governments replaced the ones wiped out would become corrupt in a few, short years. Just look at Zimbabwe if you need an example.

      Zimbabwe has had the same leader since the first post-independence election in 1980. Not sure how that supports your point.

      Um, because said leader went from freedom fighter to corrupt entrenched establishment in a few, short years. Doesn't seem hard to understand... maybe you should ask Joshua Nkomo how he feels about it.

    15. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Not really it was rather gradual of a change. Zimbagwe was still held up as an stellar example of Africa's economic progress as late as the late 90's.

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    16. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      I doubt that what's going on in the Congo is anything like a powerful outsider assassinating any and all individuals attempting to form governments, or government-like organizations, and only such individuals.

      The whole idea is severely non-proportional, however, which is why I am opposed to it; to be just the response would have to be in line with the aggressive acts of those aspiring to create a government, and consistent with the will of those directly harmed by said acts. An assassination might be appropriate if the official in question actually (personally) committed murder, but such isn't always the case.

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    17. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That just means you need to bomb them again. Many military theologians interpret the smitings in the Old Testament as an airpower-centric and profoundly interventionist foreign policy on the part of the Almighty.

      Seriously I read an article in a left of centre British paper interviewing people from an Afghan village that was peaceful until the Taliban arrived and set up shop. The Taliban terrorised people, mostly women, but they also beat a few of the men to death until the villagers stopped doing anything they objected to. Which was pretty munch anything. At the start of the US invasion the house the Taliban had commandeered was suddenly blown to bits by a 2000lb laser guided bomb from a US fighter. The Taliban were all either killed or left, no one knew for sure, but in any case the village was free of their alien influence one morning and minus one house.

      The coolest part was at the end when one of the Afghans pointed to the contrails from a B52 flying overhead and said that so long as they were on the prowl, the Taliban would not come back and life would be good.

      If it carried on for long enough, maybe people would regard the aircraft overhead a bit like an awesomly powerful deity with an inexplicable fondness for womens rights. Come to think of it, the Old Testament God had inexplicable preferences too. Perhaps Gods need to be both ultra powerful and hard to understand to make people worship them and not their competitors.

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    18. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, war and coups are the obvious solutions to African problems. I'm surprised they've never tried that.

    19. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by ijakings · · Score: 1

      A far better example is russia, although it isnt in africs.

    20. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by n0084ever · · Score: 0

      ... and maybe even a bit more entertaining, or exciting. or adrenaline producing. your choice. your money. pick one.

    21. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, come live in the politically stable paradise of Zimbabwe. Don't forget to bring your trillions of Zimbabwe-dollars though.

    22. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the person paying for the assassination *also* isn't personally committing murder. What's the difference?

    23. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by yttrstein · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Troll? I think the moderation around here isn't exactly following the suggested form. You shouldn't mod down a person simply because you don't like what they say.

      I mean what if I started doing that to the people who do it to me? (it's not so hard really to pick them out, three points makes a line in my book) I shall not of course. The moderation system is broken and I'll have no part of it, up or down.

      But really, for those of you who do choose to moderate, maybe you could take it upon yourselves to try to understand the difference between an opinion that you do not like, and someone who has said something they don't really believe in order to garner a reaction.

    24. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Years? YEARS?!

      Damned optimist.

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    25. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      I'm looking at buying an airplane myself, as it happens. (Not one that costs millions of dollars, obviously.) Am I, therefore, "out of touch"? Why?

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    26. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by yttrstein · · Score: 1

      Alright, now you're just being snarky. Luckily I have five mod points and have reversed my position on using them.

      Relevant to my own affinities is a game in which I gain as many points as I possibly can by only posting responses which are engineered specifically to reach 3-5, which isn't terribly difficult if you have three braincells and the ability to read.

      Then, I shall use my points always and only for snarky mods, irrelevant to the subject of a response, but relevant to its timbre and its timbre alone.

      I'll bet I get good at it.

    27. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      I see you own a computer. Surely you could have sent your money to Africa instead?

      They probably filter out all the Nigerian spam, so no.

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    28. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by eikonos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The coolest part was at the end when one of the Afghans pointed to the contrails from a B52 flying overhead and said that so long as they were on the prowl, the Taliban would not come back and life would be good.

      So they're like a cargo cult based around a very different type of cargo?

    29. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      You where modded down because you're a fucking idiot. You claim that the Google founders do nothing and waste their money on what they want, yet they've done more good for this earth then your carcass has done in a lifetime. Anyway, why can't they spend their money. You're simply jealous that they have millions and you have nothing but your lame posts on slashdot.

    30. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point was the rapid change in Mugabe after he'd led his country as a national hero.

    31. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's more like "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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    32. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by yttrstein · · Score: 1

      Wow LingNoi, you sure are angry. I'm not in the habit of saying anything at all about what I have or haven't got, because quite frankly it's never been necessary.

      But I will of course extend the offer that I always extend in this situation--where some very angry person decides that I demand more from very wealthy people than from normal ones because I've got sour grapes about something or other:

      It's pretty easy to find my email address. If you'd like, you may email me and we'll schedule a couple of hours (here in NYC, so if you're not here it will require travel--which I will cover if you cannot) to meet and discuss our differences. I promise it will put to rest any questions about my motivation in this.

      In the ten years I've been making this offer, three people have had the bollocks to accept. All three walked away as friends, and I like to think we all learned something.

      So, there it is. I will show you exactly what I have, if you want. If not, you may of course do what the rest have done, and simply not respond to this at all.

    33. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

      Here comes the mod down to troll.

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    34. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

      This all depends on how soon you'll buy my plane ticket, five-star accommodations, meals (including alcohol), dance clubs, cocaine, hookers, in-town transportation...

      I'm kidding, of course.

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    35. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

      You are. Planes are so old school. The smart money is going into flying cars and personal spacecraft.

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    36. Re:Pot, meet Kettle by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Mugabe was always corrupt - he was just more powerful than the others that took part in the rape of Zimbabwae.

  6. hint by kulakovich · · Score: 4, Funny

    > It is not clear who exactly flies the fighter jet,

    Hint: The Google AI

    1. Re:hint by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      Paging Miles Dyson... Paging Miles Dyson...

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    2. Re:hint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just found this on google labs

      Google Toolbar for Fighter Jets.

    3. Re:hint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new Google AI controlled jet fighter overlords.

    4. Re:hint by IorDMUX · · Score: 0

      The Google AI flying an airplane...
      Now... would that be Daedalus or Icarus?

      Woo hoo! Simultaneous Greek Mythology and Deus Ex references! If Slashdot comments had an achievement system, I would certainly have just earned one.

      *leaves*

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  7. FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    When fighter jets, tanks, etc. are sold to civilians, most of the fun stuff is ripped out.

    This is basically the rich fuck's version of buying a sports car when you're 50 to stroke your ego.

    1. Re:FYI by sexconker · · Score: 1, Informative

      Why the hell is everything I post posting as AC?
      Well, now it works... (or so claims the preview).

    2. Re:FYI by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, true, all the fun stuff comes out.

      But it isn't very hard to pack it full of fuel and other things-that-go-foosh.

      I'm sure the folks at google could wire a laptop inside to guide the thing to the Redmond campus.

      I think you see where I'm going with this :D

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    3. Re:FYI by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Depends. If you're a terrorist or fledgling militia or something, then yeah, the "fun stuff" is taken out. Being a pilot though, a functional fighter jet in itself definitely qualifies as "fun stuff".

      Hell I'll admit that if I had the money that they did I'd probably buy one too (along with a P-51 Mustang because I've always wanted one). It wouldn't be for stroking an ego as much as it would be just being able to afford cool "toys" that are FUN.

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    4. Re:FYI by Columcille · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you see where I'm going with this :D To jail?

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    5. Re:FYI by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Which part of "ripped out" specifies that said fun stuff cannot be replaced?

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    6. Re:FYI by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      If I had the money to buy an AlphaJet, I'd buy one, too. I've always thought they were beautiful airplanes.

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    7. Re:FYI by eredin · · Score: 1

      Which part of "ripped out" specifies that said fun stuff cannot be replaced?

      The part that specifies its security classification.

    8. Re:FYI by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The only "fun" stuff they rip out are the targeting computers and weapons controls and some of the military comms gear. You know, things civilians really shouldn't have anyway.

    9. Re:FYI by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Just be sneaky about it then.

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    10. Re:FYI by Sique · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just because you can fit two rockets and a machine gun on an Alpha Jet doesn't make it really a fighter jet. You can also mount a machine gun and a rocket launcher on a truck, but that doesn't mean that every truck is a combat engine.

      Alpha jets were used mainly for pilot training, for observation flights and sometimes (they are two-seated!) as some kind of very fast air-cab. They are not armoured, so their combat value is nearly nil.

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    11. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, true, all the fun stuff comes out.

      But it isn't very hard to pack it full of fuel and other things-that-go-foosh.

      I'm sure the folks at google could wire a laptop inside to guide the thing to the Redmond campus.

      I think you see where I'm going with this :D

      Why would they need to wire a laptop inside? They could have a lottery here on Slashdot and get one of the 1337 kiddies who writes Microsoft with a '$' instead of a 's' to pilot it. If NASA can train a chimp to fly a reentry capsule then I'm certain Google can train a 1337 kiddie to crash a plane into Bill Gate's lair.

    12. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't trust a kiddie with a knife, let alone with steering a hurtling dart of metal and fire.

    13. Re:FYI by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      You mean they rip out the jet engines and reduce the performance?

      And how is wanting to buy a fighter jet with working guns not just stroking your ego?

    14. Re:FYI by ewertz · · Score: 0

      Clearly more money than brains. Those fuckers will never amount to anything.

  8. In the Future by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Companies will do battle in the sky to prove superiority.

  9. Not that unusual. by lunartik · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This isn't a big deal, Bob Lutz (Vice Chairman of GM, Retired Marine Aviator) owned a MiG i think, and now flies around in a Czech fighter.

    Jack Roush (NASCAR owner, head of Roush Industries) owns a bunch of WWII fighters.

    The odd part is that the Google guys seem to have bought it through some company.

    1. Re:Not that unusual. by JCSoRocks · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Governator owns a number of tanks. Including the one he drove when he was in the military.

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    2. Re:Not that unusual. by scubamage · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most likely they purchased it through a privately held company because companies have lessened license restrictions for purchasing any class of weapon (ie, if you want to own an RPG legally, just start a corporation and you can buy whatever you want). I'm not sure if licensure is necessary for military aircraft (even decommissioned) but who knows, maybe that's the reason? Plus if they'd bought it through google maybe they'd be concerned about a shareholder backlash? These are just guesses btw, but its what I would surmise.

    3. Re:Not that unusual. by sorak · · Score: 1

      The Governator owns a number of tanks. Including the one he drove when he was in the military.

      He was in the military? Which one?

    4. Re:Not that unusual. by sorak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Most likely they purchased it through a privately held company because companies have lessened license restrictions for purchasing any class of weapon (ie, if you want to own an RPG legally, just start a corporation and you can buy whatever you want). I'm not sure if licensure is necessary for military aircraft (even decommissioned) but who knows, maybe that's the reason? Plus if they'd bought it through google maybe they'd be concerned about a shareholder backlash? These are just guesses btw, but its what I would surmise.

      But if they used Google Checkout, they could have gotten $10 dollars off.

    5. Re:Not that unusual. by jd · · Score: 1

      Old fighters, sure. After a certain period of time of disuse, warbirds become available for civilians - usually sans armament. However, something still in use in the 1980s seems... very modern to have been released into civilian hands. However, released it has been. There seems to be no question of that. Getting spare parts - ah, now that's another matter. Since such planes are only released long after any serious production has ceased, both the parts and the expertise to make them correctly will be in very short supply. This is not a trivial matter. The last flying Mosquito crashed because a replacement carburetor for one of the engines failed during an aerobatics display, and component failures that would simply not have happened under any kind of meaningful quality assurance are nowhere near as uncommon as they aught to be.

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    6. Re:Not that unusual. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely it was done for tax reasons - after all it is so hard to get by when you are a millionaire / billionaire / gazillionaire.

    7. Re:Not that unusual. by Philzli · · Score: 0

      M47

    8. Re:Not that unusual. by Darth_brooks · · Score: 4, Informative

      Purchasing through an LLC isn't that big of a deal. It just gives an easier way to split ownership, liability, maintenance, etc.

      Bob Lutz has owned two Czech built L-39's. One was damaged in a landing accident and donated to the Yankee Air Museum. It was destroyed by fire in 2004. His current L-39 is in Marine corps livery. I don't believe he's ever owned a Mig, though the original L-39 was in Czech colors.

      Jack Roush currently owns two P-51's. "Gentleman Jim" a P-51D that is for lack of a better term, his 'daily driver.' He flies this aircraft to some of the Nascar races, when he's got time. His 2nd P-51 is a gorgeous, freshly restored B model "Old Crow." At one point he had three mustangs, the other being another D Model P-51 semi-incorrectly painted as "Old Crow", formerly "Rascal." This has since been sold to the founder of Scotts lawn care. Roush also owns a T-6, and several other non-military jets.

      These are all housed at, or are frequent visitors to, Willow Run Airport in Ypsilanti / Belleville, MI. In addition, there are a Mig-17, Mig-21, and Alpha Jet (in luftwaffe markings), and a Stinson L-2 that are based out of Willow Run, where we house our B-25, B-17, and C-47.

      Suffice to say, being the admin for Yankee Air Museum (check the homepage) affords the opportunity to see some pretty interesting day-to-day air traffic.

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    9. Re:Not that unusual. by compro01 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Austria, which like Switzerland, is a neutral country and has mandatory military service.

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    10. Re:Not that unusual. by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

      Plus if they'd bought it through google maybe they'd be concerned about a shareholder backlash?

            yes, I would expect the company is privately funded by the Google execs and is independent of Google.

    11. Re:Not that unusual. by hurfy · · Score: 1

      too cool :)

      The building where my dad had a flight school is now the restoration room for the local air museum :) Big toys are fun

    12. Re:Not that unusual. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      Plus if they'd bought it through google maybe they'd be concerned about a shareholder backlash

      With the multiclass shares that prevent shareholder backlash, there would have to be regulation first to flatten them.

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    13. Re:Not that unusual. by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the venerable Star-Trek actor for Worf (Michael Dorn) who flies an F-86 military jet.

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    14. Re:Not that unusual. by audiocure · · Score: 1

      well it's not odd, really.. If company "owns" it, then they are taxed differently and are not personally liable.

    15. Re:Not that unusual. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a landing accident

      Off topic I know but nearly all L-39s that crash, crash on landing. Brake failure

      L-39s are dangerous

    16. Re:Not that unusual. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aircraft != Weapon
      same as
      Car != Weapon

      I could put a machine gun turret on a hummer, does that option make the hummer itself a weapon?

    17. Re:Not that unusual. by Spliffster · · Score: 1

      I am swiss, no Austria is not a neutral country.

      But yes, Arnie is from Austria.

  10. Integration? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Android + Maps + Fighter Jet = Deadly Precision with real-time traffic!

  11. Funny thing to have around by jeffmeden · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't it hard to live up to "do no evil" when you have a strike-capable air force? This is a slippery slope, indeed. I think the next time the Yahoo! talks escalate, things just might go a little differently.

    1. Re:Funny thing to have around by iztehsux · · Score: 0

      I'd buy more than strike-capable air jets, I'd be hoarding tanks too!

    2. Re:Funny thing to have around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not for evil. We all know that a military force is useful for "defense" and in the service of "liberation."

    3. Re:Funny thing to have around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who lives up to "do no evil"? Are you conflating the Google motto and the Hippocratic Oath?

  12. Obviously by ThePyro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously this is a first step toward achieving air superiority in the skies above Google's new aquatic data centers. As the Google Navy continues to expand its influence the importance of protecting the fleet from airborne threats will increase.

    Also, never underestimate the bandwidth of a fighter jet full of tapes screaming across the sky at Mach 3.

    1. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also, never underestimate the bandwidth of a fighter jet full of tapes screaming across the sky at Mach 3.

      You mean, "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a fighter jet full of 64GB flash drives at Mach 3"

      get with the times....tapes, sheesh....

  13. Showdown! by halcyon1234 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Awesome! Maybe they can challenge Dexter Holland of The Offspring to a dogfight:

    cashflow has been very good to The Offspring. This has allowed singer Dexter Holland to engage in his favourite hobbies. First, there?s stamp collecting (specifically those from the Isle of Man in the U.K.). If you?re a philatelist, you know how expensive that can be. I said 'philatelist'. Look it up. Then there's Dexter's passion for airplanes and flying. Here's a quote: "Some people are into golf, some people are into shooting deer. I'm into flying". Dexter first got his pilot's license back in 1996. Over the years, his certifications became more and more sophisticated. He owns a Citation 2, which is a twin-engine jet that can fly as high as 43,000 feet for 2,000 miles at a time. They run for about $2.5 million - used. Dexter calls it 'Anarchy Airlines'. The tail fin is painted with a logo and everything. Inside, the interior is decked-out in leopard prints. Oh, and there's more. Dexter also flies an Aero Vodochody L-39, a Russian fighter jet.

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    1. Re:Showdown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aero is Czech , not Russian.

    2. Re:Showdown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alan Cross is a douchebag, Vodochody is in Czech

    3. Re:Showdown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a chody. Does that make you Czech?

    4. Re:Showdown! by dziban303 · · Score: 1

      Too bad the L-39 is Czech, not Russian.

  14. Far out thought by svendsen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is beyond the realm of reality so cut me some slack...

    Corporations (or their top execs) are starting to buy military hardware. Do you think we will ever see a corporation declare war on another corporation?

    Gives a whole new meaning to hostile takeover...

    1. Re:Far out thought by BlowHole666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is beyond the realm of reality so cut me some slack... Corporations (or their top execs) are starting to buy military hardware. Do you think we will ever see a corporation declare war on another corporation? Gives a whole new meaning to hostile takeover...

      You mean like the East India Company?

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    2. Re:Far out thought by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Jericho; War, Inc? They're closer than we think.

    3. Re:Far out thought by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Do you think we will ever see a corporation declare war on another corporation?

      You're at least 150 yrs too late. East India Company.

    4. Re:Far out thought by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Do you think we will ever see a corporation declare war on another corporation?

      Most people will tell you this has already happened. Most of it has been done by proxy so far, i.e. friends in the government. But I think you're asking for the meaty stuff?

      With today's security situation the way it is, I'm guessing it won't be long before security contractors like BlackWater notice that CEOs enjoy fighter jets and begin to offer complementary patrol services. Only for the richest. Formation flyovers above corp HQ three times a day tell you that your husband is safe working in the new MegaCorp Building building gas canisters to be used against fringe groups, and the Baptists for Free America extremists won't ever sneak another Beechcraft loaded with FAE through our 49th floor lobby.

      Alas, Babylon

    5. Re:Far out thought by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Corporations (or their top execs) are starting to buy military hardware. Do you think we will ever see a corporation declare war on another corporation?

      Corporations have, relatively recently, declared war on other countries, not just other companies.

      The British & Dutch East India Trading Company is the first one that comes to mind which had an army, navy, minted money, warred with countries & companies and setup & administered governments.

      We talk about corporate influence in government, but what exists now pales in comparison to the overt control and militarism of years gone past.

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    6. Re:Far out thought by maxume · · Score: 1

      Isn't the U.S. already at war with OPEC?

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    7. Re:Far out thought by HardCase · · Score: 1

      They're not exactly out on the edge of "newness". The CEO of the company that I work for has owned a couple of fighter jets for several years. The appeal? They're relatively unique and they go like a bat out of hell. And, I guess, the cachet of being military hardware is a draw. But it's not like they're breaking new ground.

    8. Re:Far out thought by tpjunkie · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, I was thinking more like The Crimson Permanent Assurance

    9. Re:Far out thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These business leaders are mostly Republicans who read Ayn Rand religiously and think that they are self-made one-man everybodies. They also think by arming themselves they can withstand the wrath of the people, should the people demand revolution. Lol! Imagine a world where almost everyone is an Osama..

    10. Re:Far out thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you read "Jeniffer Government".

    11. Re:Far out thought by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      You do realize there are war companies in the USA and other places in the world who sell mercenary services to countries and companies already, right?

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    12. Re:Far out thought by ptelligence · · Score: 1

      After releasing Chrome, Google feels the need to arm itself. The Browser Wars just got a lot more interesting. I hear Mozilla is trying to talk Fox McCloud out of retirement.

    13. Re:Far out thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations already declare war on other corporations. Lets assume that normal and legal business is not war. Many corporations use some kind of dirty trick to get a leg-up on the competition.

      Its really only a matter of time before the gloves come off and shit happens. Shadowrun isn't incredibly far-fetched.

  15. Space Weapons must be next? by NobodyExpects · · Score: 4, Funny

    So... Google has added an "airforce" to complement their navy...

    1. Re:Space Weapons must be next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, duh, everybody knows air cooling is cheaper than water cooling.

  16. google navy needs air cover by RichMan · · Score: 1
  17. That's not bombs it's carrying... by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    It must be carrying pinatas full of candy and goodwill...

  18. When spear meets shield... by Vexler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fighter jet, which has been in "Beta" for years.

    AA guns, with targeting system running Vista.

    Ought to be a good show.

    1. Re:When spear meets shield... by Columcille · · Score: 4, Funny

      The classic problem: What happens if you put Star Wars Stormtroopers - who can't hit the broadside of a planet - up against Star Trek red shirts - who get killed the moment they do anything? The question here is, which side is the storm troopers and which side the red shirts?

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    2. Re:When spear meets shield... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      There are still people that don't understand the diffrance between supressive fire and herding people and bad shooting.

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    3. Re:When spear meets shield... by xs650 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If only it were a Beta, it's still an Alpha jet, a Dornier Alpha Jet.

    4. Re:When spear meets shield... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The classic problem: What happens if you put Star Wars Stormtroopers - who can't hit the broadside of a planet - up against Star Trek red shirts - who get killed the moment they do anything?

      The classic answer.

    5. Re:When spear meets shield... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Dude, that one ranks right up there with "Can God make a rock so big that He can't lift it?"

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  19. Michael Dorn (Worf) by TWX · · Score: 1

    Didn't Michael Dorn (Worf of Star Trek: The Next Generation) buy a fighter or a trainer after he was done with TV?

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    1. Re:Michael Dorn (Worf) by kungfugleek · · Score: 1

      "Ramming speed!"

    2. Re:Michael Dorn (Worf) by twmcneil · · Score: 1

      Yes, according to Wikipeidia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Dorn#Hobbies

      But it's seldom seen due to the cloaking device.

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  20. Just wait till Obama gets elected... by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'll have to offer free rides to people who could never afford a plane of their own.

    1. Re:Just wait till Obama gets elected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Isn't that what military service is for? /ducks

      (checks to make sure AC box is checked!)

  21. You mean chairs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    > In other news, Microsoft is installing anti-aircraft emplacements

    So, Ballmer is buying more chairs?

  22. google bombed by xaositects · · Score: 2, Funny

    luckily it's payload is light.

  23. Re:That's right, mods by somersault · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So everyone with more money than you should give it all to charity?

    You think those starving children in Africa wouldn't go out for a meal at a fancy restaurant if they were given a billion pounds? Then perhaps buy some nice shoes? They could just use it to buy everyone in their country just the right amount of food to make sure they're not classed as 'starving' for a while, but I highly suspect they might want to enjoy themselves a little too. They might even buy a bike or a car. You know, some people like to have fun occasionally, when it is within their means?

    I'm very sure Larry and Sergey have caused more money to go to charity than you ever will. Just because they also want to use their money - money that they have earned by creating an excellent business - to have a bit of fun doesn't make them evil. It's easy to point the finger, but I bet you'd buy a nice car and house if you were a billionaire, rather than live in a slum. Any of us slashdotters could survive on a lot less than what we have. Why do you even have a slashdot account and access to a computer? Why aren't you out there earning as much money as you can so that you can redistribute the wealth?

    The problem is not with our "consumerist culture", it's with corrupt and moronic governments who run their countries into the ground and treat their citizens like shit. No amount of charity is going to turn a country like that around if its leaders are corrupt.

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  24. Interesting! by areusche · · Score: 1

    They can use these fighter jets to fend off the pirates attacking their oceanic data centers!

    In all seriousness it sounds more like a , "Dude I own a fighter jet!" then a, "Let's defend our data centers from Microsoft and Pirates!"

  25. How is this news? by Madman · · Score: 1

    OK, so a couple of rich guys buy an expensive toy, so what? They already own a boeing 757, and a 767 for chrissake, and you didn't post those aquisitions.

  26. Pfft! by speroni · · Score: 1

    Its no Rocket Car...

    Rocket Car

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  27. Mig-21 on Ebay a couple weeks ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There was a former Czech air force MIG-21 for sale on Ebay a couple weeks ago with a "buy it now" price of only $45K. The aircraft was located in Ohio and was in ready-to-fly restored condition, and is actively flown in air shows. While the purchase price was cheap, it is hideously expensive to operate a MIG-21. A half-hour flight consumes almost $2000 worth of Jet-A fuel. Also a MIG-21 can only carry about two hour's worth of fuel onboard anyway. The engine in it has to be overhauled at a cost of over $100K about every 250 hours of flight time too, since Russian jet engines are built with such loose mechanical tolerances in the moving parts.

  28. It's a trainer by confused+one · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's an advanced trainer. It's a toy. (albeit a rich man's toy). What's the big deal -- he already owns several aircraft. This isn't even uncommon.

    Now, if you told me he bought a couple of fully armed F22's, THAT would be news. (you may, of course, substitute your plane of choice for the F22)

    1. Re:It's a trainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B2 perhaps..

    2. Re:It's a trainer by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      I already have one F-22 fully armed, a F-14 fully armed too and a SR-71 for recon. (just do not ask the scale).

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    3. Re:It's a trainer by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Well I have the priveledge of having F-22's fly over my head at low altitude all day long. Real ones. Jet noise interrupts our meetings all the time...

  29. and Michael Dorn by TrekkieGod · · Score: 2, Informative

    Even some actors are into that.

    I have to say that there's something fitting about Worf in a fighter jet

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  30. I wonder if when they turn on the radar... by teh_c0unt · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the first thing to come up is a wikipedia article?

  31. Calling it a jet fighter is more sensational by Nimey · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Collings Foundation owns an actual jet fighter, an F-4D Phantom II from the Vietnam War. They had to get all kinds of waivers from the Feds to be able to own and operate it. This is for display at airshows.

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    1. Re:Calling it a jet fighter is more sensational by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      Good to see that someone is buying them to keep around. I saw one about a year and a half ago during an airshow at Langley AFB. They had a diamond formation with an F-22, F-15, F-4, and F-86, which was really cool. :-) Made the F-86 look really tiny, though.

      Many, many of the F-4s were outfitted for remote control, and used as targets above Nellis.

      That said, there's still several countries flying them, and parts are plentiful (lots of J79 engines were manufactured).

    2. Re:Calling it a jet fighter is more sensational by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Saw that one too. I work in the research park just outside the Langley gates.

  32. Finally Google shifts to Iceland by ghoul · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well they have the cheap geothermal power and the free cooling for the datacenters. The only hitch was how out of the way iceland is. But it does have an abandoned NATO airfield so now that the top execs can jet in and out in an hour or so at supersonic speeds goodbye Silicon Valley Hello Reykjavik. Solves all the turnover problem too as in "You want to leave Google and join Microsoft. Fine as soon as you get security clearance from the Icelandic government you can leave (never that is)" With Iceland being bankrupt they would sell their souls and change their national anthem to "Do no evil" if Google comes calling.

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    1. Re:Finally Google shifts to Iceland by stiller · · Score: 1

      best. idea. ever.

  33. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hmmmm. And Sarah Palin's $150,000 was also good fiscal prudence, too?

    What happened with Sam Walton driving a pickup truck?

    And special landing rights at Moffet? Can't go a few extra miles out of SJA? Oh, right, it needs to be near their little Boeing something.

    Great corporate stewardship. And if they join Larry at Oracle, that's guilt by association.

    Not intended as flame. Intended as an observation of prima facia conspicuous consumption that smacks of aristrocracy in a country that soundly, firmly, and with my ancestor's blood-- rejected aristocracy.

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  34. Re:That's right, mods by Shade+of+Pyrrhus · · Score: 4, Informative
    So what is the jet really for, though? For fun? According to another article...

    Science, of course! H211 LLC uses many of its jets for NASA-sponsored experiments, since they operate primarily out of Moffett field, a NASA-controlled airstrip that's conveniently located right next to Google's Mountain View HQ. The jet was acquired to carry scientific instruments that could not be rigged up to Boeing 757/767 and Gulfstream jets the company already operates, some of which were used to monitor the re-entry of the ESA's Jules Verne satellite.

  35. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you RTFA you would note that they have a NASA contract which that jet is going to be used on.

  36. Well by metamatic · · Score: 1

    That'll help them in their quest to be carbon-neutral won't it?

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  37. Re:That's right, mods by mr_mischief · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sam Walton is dead. It's difficult to drive a pickup while afflicted with such a condition.

  38. Controversy by sycodon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This was the subject of some controvery in the aviation community.

    Moffett Field is a Naval installation and as such civilians cannot use it unless it's a emergency and even then you can expect to spend some time answering questions posed by the Military Police.

    I understand the nearest civilian airport that can accept jets is quite a ways away.

    So how did the google guys obtain rights to use Moffet field when no other civilians can?

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    1. Re:Controversy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they "do no evil."

    2. Re:Controversy by russotto · · Score: 1

      So how did the google guys obtain rights to use Moffet field when no other civilians can?

      They suggested it would be a shame if searches for the military ended up bringing up goat porn. A terrible shame.

    3. Re:Controversy by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Informative

      They let NASA use their planes for research.

  39. Paul Allen has a missile by zaax · · Score: 0

    Actually a WWII V1 Doodle Bug. It was found in the V2 production workshop in Germany just after WWII. He also has a super-rare, original Messerschmitt Me-262 jet fighter. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Allen

  40. Re:That's right, mods by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmmmm. And Sarah Palin's $150,000 was also good fiscal prudence, too?

    I'm not voting for her either way, but I fail to see why people pounce on her for this. She's a public figure that is engaging in the mother of all popularity contests. Like it or not, appearance makes a HUGE difference to the American people. That $150,000 is an investment in her campaign plain and simple. If she stood up there in K-mart clothes people would have perceived her as less sophisticated.

    Essentially, consider it part of the advertising budget. When you're trying to sell yourself to a nation packaging is important.

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  41. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    I did.

    Nothing like a little government money.

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  42. Re:That's right, mods by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    When they start doing practice runs over Microsoft, the mission will be obvious.

  43. Just a guess by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Informative

    But I suspect is has to do with a large stack of paper with pictures of presidents on them. You'd be amazed out how well such things work when the stack is large enough. The key is to make sure that your get them into the right hands. Elected officials are particularly partial to them, and hold a great deal of sway over what is and what isn't allowed.

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  44. reducing thier carbon footprint? by night_flyer · · Score: 1
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    Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
  45. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought a toothbrush and some new underwear. Really guys, is this stuff that matters?

    tag: !news

  46. they're going to put a datacenter in it by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    while shipping container datacenters get all of the news today, google has realized that a shipping container just isn't very sexy

    meanwhile, imagine a full rack of server hardware, effortlessly streaming youtube movies and search returns, all the while cruising at mach 1 above the rockies

    now that's some seriously sexy IT hardware

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  47. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's a fact. And when he was alive, he lived an unostentatious life, as have many entrepreneurs.

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  48. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's very easy to pounce on her for having the RNC spend $150,000 on a freaking wardrobe. This isn't Barbie we're dressing here, it's an Alaskan governor that ought to have already had a wardrobe for that office. Even the top women execs I know don't have a budget like that. It takes her from where she was to some sort of 'star' status, rather than a prudent user of political funds. I wonder aloud if they'd have paid for a boob job should she have needed one.

    It's imprudent, and grandiose.

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  49. It may be fun but... by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    They may want to avoid this thing that will soon operate from the same Moffet Field:

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/19/BUVD13JIMG.DTL&hw=airship+ventures&sn=001&sc=1000

    Airship Ventures is flying a Zeppelin NT airship (no Windows jokes here! ;) ), which is larger than the small blimps we often see over major public events like college and NFL football games.

  50. Re:That's right, mods by florescent_beige · · Score: 5, Informative

    The construction and maintenance of a fighter jet is one of the more labour intensive things you can buy. So I look at this as a large transfer of money from the rich guys to working people.

    Our little company has done engineering work for the Canadian Forces Alpha Jets but mostly we convert super expensive large business jets. We charge a lot.

    Flying toys are one of the worlds best wealth re-distributors. Small numbers of ridiculously wealthy middle eastern princes and other "principles" keep our team of engineers and techies employed, not to mention a whole raft of suppliers. And then you have to include all the people who work for airframe OEMs.

    After they buy something from us they are quite a bit less wealthy than they were before.

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  51. Re:That's right, mods by dedazo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    It's flamebait but only because it's true

    No, it's flamebait because this is Slashdot and the story is not about Bill Gates or Steve Ballmer, but about the Google founders.

    You need to keep your eyes on the goalposts. They move a lot.

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  52. Re:That's right, mods by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, let's look at the word "selfish": "Selfishness denotes the precedence given in thought or deed to the self, i.e., self interest or self concern. It is the act of placing one's own needs or desires above the needs or desires of others."

    Assuming that's what you mean, here's a way of looking at it: so what? It's wrong to do something for yourself, even if it's not in someone else's best interests? Even if it was your hard work and energy that put you in a position to do this in the first place?

    If it is, tell me /why/ it is? Why do other people deserve the fruits of their labor? Why should they send their money to a corrupt nation, where it's assured that scarcely any of it will be received by the people who need it?

    Why doesn't the millions of dollars that they have already donated to charities count? Must they give it all away and live as paupers to meet that laudable goal of not being "selfish" or "consumerist"?

    Poetically, your defense of them has the same root as any defense of ridiculously wealthy people allowing their silly purchases of toys to be publicized. You either are one of them currently, or you want to be one.

    Let me fix that to apply to your post...

    Poetically, your contempt for them shows the same deep-rooted envy of those unable to attain such positions of wealth.

    Easy to make generalizations, isn't it? Though I suspect mine has as much truth as yours...

  53. Frys Electronics beats Google by Phizzle · · Score: 1

    Little known fact, but one of the brothers that own Fry's Electronics owns a stripped down F-14 (no weapons), last I heard it was located in Arizona. Not sure why there is so much news coverage on something this innocent. I mean if we found out that Larry Ellison was building a Death Star (he isn't is he?!), then I understand the hubbub.

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  54. An airplane? by billrad · · Score: 1

    An airplane, a whole airplane, a German airplane? WooooooooooooooooooooW. I have a pair of shoes, look, look there, Susie down the street has a mailbox of her own....I must MUST get this on the news... who cares?

  55. Re:That's right, mods by rhsanborn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanks, now I have images of Steve Ballmer on the roof of MS HQ with a chair in one hand screaming, "Bring it on!" at Larry and Sergey strafing.

  56. Re:That's right, mods by somersault · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have no idea what you're on about with Sam Walton. I recognise the names of [the complete moron who seems to know less about American newspapers than I do, despite neither reading papers often nor living in America] Sarah Palin and Larry at Oracle, but that's about it. I live in the UK and have only watched some YouTube videos of Palin after seeing many comments about her here on slashdot. If you search for her on google images you'll find plenty of retarded photos of her holding guns and flags, etc. She's such an airhead, it's unbelievable .. okay scratch that, when Dubya is the most powerful man in the world, it's perfectly believable..

    As for the Boeing thing, again I just don't see why so many people think they have the right to judge them. Many of us that have cars could probably get by without them in some way or another - certainly here in the UK and in built up areas of the US that have public transport and taxis. Very large companies make use of private jets in the same way that 'normal' people make use of cars. They may not always be full of passengers, and so are wasting fuel, but they can save a lot of time and if the company or person involved is willing to waste the money on that fuel to save time, it's up to them. It's not illegal. Some people might find it immoral, but they are probably doing exactly the same things with their cars, just on a different scale. Here in the UK, virtually everybody (apart from a few people in very remote areas like the north coast of Scotland) could get by without a car, but it simply isn't convenient - and so the people that can afford cars and are fit to drive, usually buy cars.

    Now the fighter jet is more like buying a motorbike to just cruise around on. It's perhaps valid to criticise the amount of fuel that is being wasted just on joyriding (though how do you know that they aren't buying it for some AI test project? Larry and Sergey love their AI), but anyone that has ever gone for a drive just to clear their head or for fun would be guilty of the same thing, in my opinion.

    I do get why people think they are "bad" guys for spending money on these expensive things, and their frivolous wastes of fuel are much more noticeable than other peoples, but I just think it shows a lack of perspective. Why the heck not buy that kind of stuff if you have the money? It's not like they are giving nothing to charity. Why should they be criticized by a bunch of bitter people (who most likely wish they could afford to spend money on stuff like that, and if they started earning a few billion a year would probably end up buying a jet or some other expensive toy at some point) for having a fighter plane any more than a homeless person should criticise someone for buying an expensive mountain bike that, strictly speaking, they don't really need? It just seems kind of pathetic to me.

    If I made the kind of money they did, I would give some to charity sure, but I would use some to have fun. Is that selfish? Possibly, but I wouldn't feel too bad about it. If I'm doing a job that really justifies earning that much money, I'd want to have some of the rewards that go along with being successful.

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  57. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No amount of charity is going to turn a country like that around if its leaders are corrupt.

    Unless that charity is in the business of selling arms to the rebel opposition... Just saying.

  58. Google vs. Microsoft vs. Starving Children by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    of how many starving children in Africa they could have fed instead of buying a jet so they can show off.

    Google's founders have always seemed to show a philanthropic attitude. This is at odds with buying fighter jets. The obvious conclusion is that Google have finally worked up the guts to go after Microsoft's HQ directly. When MS is dead, and people in africa aren't being charged a month's wages for MS products, then clearly, Google's philanthropic arm will be satisfied with the purchase too.

  59. Re:That's right, mods by somersault · · Score: 1

    If she stood up there in K-mart clothes people would have perceived her as less sophisticated.

    What? Who could possibly perceive here as less sophisticated? E gads!

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    which is totally what she said
  60. Evil? No. Human? Yes. by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, the more I hear about Google, the more they seem like everyone else. And I'm not saying it in a condemning way or anything. They're just human.

    They too need some big expensive toy as suspicious consumption. They too would rape your privacy if it helps optimize 0.01% off their average search time, and thus make an extra buck. They too will sell some Chinese babbling about "democracy" to the authorities if that's the price to make a billion dollars in business in China. They too will expose your data occasionally if it's cheaper than hiring testers. And they too apparently aren't above making a backroom deal with Yahoo or using patents keep the competition out of their little monopoly field.

    (According to at least one analysis, that's why MS wants to buy Yahoo. Some time ago Yahoo apparently bought a small company who had a blanket patent on matching ads to the text on the page. Yahoo licensed it to Google, but refuses to license it to MS or anyone else.)

    In a nutshell, they're like any other corporation. Plus a funky meaningless motto, that some people mistake for some kind of final proof that Google is the digital-age Mother Theresa. Heh.

    The thing is, no other corporation is "evil" in the sense of seeking to cause the maximum misery, pain and destruction possible. Even MS, I'd bet they never had a board meeting along the lines of, "how can we make more people miserable?" There are no super-villains cackling over doomsday device blueprints. And there are no altruistic super-heroes either. There are only greedy people trying to make a buck, and the difference is in how many corpses they feel they can get away with stepping over, on their way to the top.

    At any rate, Google "doing no evil"... well, it's technically true, but only in as much as you could say with a straight face that MS does no evil. They don't sacrifice babies to Satan or anything. But from there, both have shown repeatedly that their goal is simply to make the most money, and both don't have much consideration for whoever might get to suffer for it. As is, indeed, expected of a corporation.

    They're just human. They're just a corporation. That's it. It doesn't make them evil, it merely makes them the same as everyone else. One just has the funny motto.

    Well, I think I'll make "36 inch penis" my motto. I'm sure some people will actually believe that I live up to that ;)

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  61. Its all for testing... by bmwEnthusiast · · Score: 1

    Androids new AI will fly fighter jets.. that ought to sell a few G1's.

  62. How about a fleet? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    A company near me, ATAC, has a fleet of ex-fighter jets. Kfir, Hawker Hunter, and A-4 Skyhawk. They contract out to the USAF and Navy to fly intercept and fleet protection missions. Here are a couple of their jets on the ground.

  63. These are newbies compared to the Kirlin Air Force by mr_mischief · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Kirlin family runs one of the world's the largest chains of Hallmark cards and gifts franchises (Kirlin's Hallmark stores, based out of Quincy, Illinois). Two sons of founder Dale Kirlin Sr. (Dale Jr. and Gary) went into the family business.

    The other son, Don Kirlin, pursued an aviation career with the US Navy and Us Airways before he started Red Air which is a company also based out of Quincy, IL. Don has lived in Quincy, in Boulder, Colorado, and also in Kyrgyzstan while working on acquiring a former Soviet fighter.

    Red Air operates a fleet of Mig, Alpha, and Vodochody fighter aircraft in training maneuvers with US and Canadian fighter groups. Their former USAF and US Navy flight instructors flying foreign-built fighters make for a much more realistic training scenario than simulators or flying US aircraft against other US aircraft.

    If you have the cash, the licenses, and the desire then check out his foreign fighter and trainer sales business, Air USA. Weapons systems are not included, of course.

    Don's also the man behind the World Free Fall Convention, which brought visitors from every state and 70 foreign countries to Quincy, IL and Rantoul, IL for 17 years and featured during that time over 600,000 jumps. Jump platforms included everything from a B-17 bomber to the Family Channel blimp. Even a Super Constellation and a Boeing 727 have been featured.

    So if you really want to talk about privately held air power, Oracle and Google take a back seat to the black sheep son of a greeting card and gift store magnate.

  64. Re:That's right, mods by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Care to inform us how much Omambie and Clinton have spent on wardrobe?

    hmmmm????

    No?

    Of course not. You people always slam those you oppose and conveniently leave out the fact that those you support are just as bad if not worse.

    $150,000 is *nothing* in a political campaign. It costs several times that to even air a single commercial.

    But, perspective is your enemy...which is why you folks never provide any.

  65. A new low by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    And the Google Worship by Slashdot editors reaches, and I hardly thought it possible, a new low.

  66. Who cares?! by shutdown(0) · · Score: 1

    Why is this news to anyone?

  67. Eric Schmidt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eric Shmidt? He can't fly a plane. He's a fucking pussy!

  68. Greed is good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were a shareholder, I'd be furious. There is no defensible reason for spending corporate earnings on private aircraft, let alone a fighter jet. Let them pay for it out of their salary, not the profits.

    1. Re:Greed is good? by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      H211 LLC, the company that owns the planes they use, has no financial connections to Google other than it's owned by the same owners. Save your indignance for something more worthy.

  69. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    ...It's not illegal...

    Let's presuppose that global warming is true. Tell me the efficiency of two fellows hopping in their little 767, and its carbon footprint. And all of the other execs that believe themselves so self-important that they must also do so (think Larry, John Travolta, and the long list).

    I have a motorbike. It's 125cc. Gets me around. Smallish footprint. Great mileage. But I understand there's rational justification for larger vehicles. I have a family van that transports five of us on holidays to my in-laws, and occasionally is used to haul large items. It sits, otherwise.

    Spending money isn't a bad thing, and they're not 'bad' guys for doing so. Is charity a penance paid for outlandish consumption? I don't think so. It's done because we have a responsibility to those that have less than we do.

    I'm not embittered by Google cash blasts, nor am I jealous. It was always my belief that stewards of invested monies should make the best use of them. The self-important uses can be understood, to a point. A 767 is past that point, as is a $150K wardrobe.

    Toys are another thing altogether. The aphorism that 'he with the most/best toys when he dies wins' has launched enormous waves of reckless frivolity when there are 10,000 children dying of malnutrition every DAY (source: Kofi Anan's speech on World Hunger Day this past month).

    Rewards are what motivates us. These aren't rewards, these are aristocracy in the making, and American principalities.

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  70. Look out Yahoo and MS by Dretep · · Score: 1

    Google's coming to get ya!

  71. Private Army by Narpak · · Score: 1

    For some reason I suddenly had a flash of Google branching into Mercenary activities, or Private Military Contractors as they prefer to be called these days. Squads of Google Soldiers running around with a large Logo on their arm and unlimited bandwidth. Gives the terminology G-Men a new meaning.

  72. Re:That's right, mods by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    What happened with Sam Walton driving a pickup truck?

    The same Sam Walton who didn't give much for charity, because he didn't believe in giving "any undeserving stranger a free ride"? Was he a better man because he makes Scotsmen look generous?

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  73. Re:That's right, mods by penguinbrat · · Score: 1

    Balmer may want to reconsider his original idea, or in the very least strap a few jet packs and bazooka's on it now...

  74. Micro soft penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They need the jet to compensate for size.

  75. New toys for the wealthy by MobyDisk · · Score: 4, Funny

    They were going to buy a Hummer, but the fighter jet gets better gas mileage.

  76. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    Clinton is of no consequence.

    How much HAS Obama spent? Got a number? How about Obama AND Biden?

    $150,000 on clothes is a huge number, campaign or not. Imelda Marcos comes to mind. Brutal. This isn't TV, this is wardrobe. Television advertising time isn't a shopping spree at Neiman Marcus.

    I'm not 'you folks'. Get over an independent opinion-- mine.

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  77. Why is this news? by houghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, why is this news? They buy a plane that is available to the public if enough money is exchanged. Even the summary talks about a fleet implying it is not even the first plane they own.
    So it is not news that they bought a plane, because they have some already. It is not news that they have a lot of money. It is not news one of the big shots has a pilot license. It is not even news for being the first to have such a plane.

    It's not news. If anything it's gossip. About as interesting as knowing Tara Reid was drunk again. News? That is not news and it doesn't matter.

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  78. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like she's actually sophisticated. She's stupid and childish about everything, and can't even run her own family without government assistance (see the huge amount of Alaskan tax dollars she charged for family expenses, even on trips which they were not invited for). Polishing a turd will only give you a shiny turd, no more.

  79. Re:That's right, mods by Lars+T. · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft's next patent: the anti aircraft chair

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  80. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    His charity sucked. But his sense that shareholders get the best possible return on assets rendered is the point.

    If he gets to St Peter's Gates and gets rejected for his lack of charity, then so be it. If you invested in Sam, you got a return without the fatuous, self-aggrandizing/self-enriching management contingent present today. I'll take that honesty and hard working ideal rather than stupendously insane market cap and lots of fat toys. Google is too big, given even this morning's disaster on Wall Street.

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  81. Re:That's right, mods by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    Noooo iiiittt issssnnnnn't. Yoouuu jussst neeed to eaeeaat soooome brrrrraaaaaiiiiiinnssss fiirst.

    BRRRAAAIIIIINNSSSS!!!

  82. Poll by red_blue_yellow · · Score: 1

    Apparently, they didn't agree with our decision or they would have gotten the Aircraft Carrier!

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  83. Steve Appleton - Micron by IgnacioB · · Score: 1

    Steve Appleton, founder of Micron has owned and flown a variety of military jets for over a decade. A MiG trainer, a Hawker Hunter supersonic British jet fighter, and he even wadded up a plane and collapsed a lung while shooting a corporate video.

  84. Alpha jet is NOT a fighter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...properly defined, as an aircraft designed to destroy other aircraft. It's a design optimized as an advanced trainer. It has a secondary purpose as a light attack aircraft.

    As a former Navy pilot (S-3A Vikings, 20+ years ago) I have at least minimal standing to discus this. The Alpha jet was one competitor for the Navy contract for new training planes, way back in the 80s. One of them visited our base, some of the senior officers went up for a spin. Neat little plane. It lost out to the BAC Hawk, a variant of which (much if not mostly built by us subcontractors) as the T-45 Goshawk.

  85. Re:That's right, mods by Facegarden · · Score: 1

    And special landing rights at Moffet? Can't go a few extra miles out of SJA? Oh, right, it needs to be near their little Boeing something.

    Umm... They already have rights to use Moffet field, which is a good business deal since it never gets used otherwise and it's a perfectly good airport, its MUCH closer to them, and traffic on 101 to the airport (which is SJC, not SJA) totally sucks pretty much all the time.

    If they need to get on a plane, having their own airport nearby probably saves them an hour or two every time they have to go somewhere, and probably an hour or so again when they come back.

    When a company is that big, 3 hours of CEO's time is actually worth what it costs them to set that up, so it's actually a good business decision.

    If you don't think they should have a fighter jet i can't blame you, but don't knock the one sensible part of this - having a good airport as close as possible.
    -Taylor

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  86. I'm feeling lucky button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they have an "I'm feeling lucky" button in the cockpit? :)

  87. Just keeping up with the Humphreys... by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    The founder of Digex bought an ex-NATO warship when he cashed out.

    I've been on it, it's pretty cool. Makes the other rich guys' yachts look very, um, flaccid.

  88. More Campaign Investments by RulerOf · · Score: 1

    If she stood up there in K-mart clothes people would have perceived her as less sophisticated.

    And if a $150,000 investment in her mouth could have the same effect, the GOP would be much better off...

    Damn that sounded dirty.

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  89. When billionaires begin acting arrogant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is on the way down, down, DOWN.

    When billionaires begin acting arrogant, they soon lose all sight of reality. Examples? Gates and Ballmer. Okay, okay, they were never in touch with reality.

    1. Re:When billionaires begin acting arrogant... by vought · · Score: 1

      So, let's see what they've got:

      1 Boeing 767-200 (Rolls-Royce power)
      1 Boeing 757-200 (GE CF-6-80 power)
      1 Alpha Jet

      At other fields:

      2 Gulfstream G550s

      Think they've got enough of a little air force there?

    2. Re:When billionaires begin acting arrogant... by vought · · Score: 1

      Whoops, that should be:

      1 Boeing 757-200 (Rolls-Royce power)
      1 Boeing 767-200 (GE CF-6-80 power)

  90. Cost of maintenance by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

    Not many people realize that an aircraft's initial cost is dwarfed by its yearly maintenance and fuel costs. Think about how my base does it- 200-odd maintainers each making between $25k and $65k plus benefits. In my shop alone it's not uncommon to see a daily throughput of up to $60k in parts (replacements, turn-ins, locally fabricated). Landing gear cracked? No repairs allowed, and a drag brace or main strut costs more than my house.

    I will of course leave out the cost of the flightline and weapons personnel for now.

    The point of flying an unstable, fast, small aircraft is that you can maneuver at high speed/high-G. Pilots play hell with the airframe, and you wouldn't believe what breaks under those conditions. I saw a loose rivet head in a sealed portion of a vertical stabilizer (F-15, not my base). No one knew when the rivet head got in there, but it had completely destroyed a static air line and an electrical cable. The inside of the compartment looked like pavement.

    I would love to own my own fighter jet, but it's not something you can just save up for and go buy- you should set aside 4-5 times the cost of each aircraft in high-interest funds to help pay for maintenance. And remember that commodity military hardware like this will only depreciate in value, and you have what other posters have identified as a mid-life crisis cure.

    If I had stock in Google and they were planning on paying for this with corporate money, I would be outraged.

    -b

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    1. Re:Cost of maintenance by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      If I had stock in Google and they were planning on paying for this with corporate money, I would be outraged.

      Why? It's not merely a toy to ride around in, but potentially a money-making operation. They lease it to NASA for specialized missions.
      Or are you opposed to them making money in things other than the search engine business?

    2. Re:Cost of maintenance by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      >>Or are you opposed to them making money in things other than the search engine business?

      I guess that as a stockholder I would ask, "Is this our core specialty? Is this something we have the expertise to do? Who are our competitors? What will this do to further our core business?"

      That is what led me to say what I did. A programming shop could start selling brownies and probably make some money, but why would they? If the expense of the venture is more than made up by the profit, maybe that programming shop should just go into the brownie business.

      And while I understand that the buying company is not Google proper, I'm old fashioned when it comes to business plans. People railed against MS when they started making hardware with the Zune for the same reasons I've just outlined. Would you buy a Ford computer?

      I'm just thinking out loud, is all.

      -b

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    3. Re:Cost of maintenance by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      People railed against MS when they started making hardware with the Zune for the same reasons I've just outlined.

      Other MS hardware, keyboards and mice, are doing very well.
      No, this jet isn't their 'core business'. Neither is owning the 757.

      Is Virgins 'core business' music? Or cheapish airlines? Or spaceflight? Sometimes branching off in another direction is good for the bottom line. Sometimes not. But you don't know until you try.

    4. Re:Cost of maintenance by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      >>Other MS hardware, keyboards and mice, are doing very well.

      Those products were made and designed, by I believe logitech.

      I'm not old enough to know much about how Virgin got started. I do know that Google started as a search engine, and has grown to include other computer-based services- But their business is in computer/internet services.

      Ah wait, I looked it up. Virgin is a venture capital group, not a company per se. It can expand much like a mutual fund. The only thing that Virgin music has in common with Virgin airlines is the name. Everything else from CEO to marketing is separate. That is way different from Google, even if at first it seems like splitting hairs.

      -b

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  91. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    context is important. 150K is nothing in terms of a campaign budget, but it is irresponsible to spend that on clothes. I'm sure joe the plumber would agree. And mccain is using public financing, right? (i.e. my tax dollars).

  92. Worf's new catchphrase by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

    It is a good day to fly.

  93. And she thought it would be a secret? by Mutatis+Mutandis · · Score: 1

    Perhaps spending $150,000 on her wardrobe makes apparent sense on the short term, but it is rather foolish if you think it over. After considering how much John Edwards was laughed at for his expensive haircut, it is hardly imaginable that any candidate would want to appear in the news with a shopping spree like this. Especially with a financial crisis being in full swing.

    It would be stupid to assume that nobody will notice. (Even if it didn't have to be officially disclosed, somebody would leak the hockey mom's expensive taste.) Almost everything a candidate does, including buying shoes, is potentially a news story, and the candidates would be smart to act accordingly. In a case like this, you can be absolutely certain that the press will make a story of it.

    Of course Conservatives do grumble that it is unfair for the press to put it in the headlines, but that's just silly. It's politics, people, and public scrutiny, even unfair scrutiny, is part of the game. TV channels and newspapers exist because people choose to read and watch them; it is called free press and a free market. Truman would have said: Get out of the kitchen.

    I think the bottom line is: If Palin wasn't prepared to go on stage and tell the world "I just spent US$150,000 on clothes and I am proud of it", she shouldn't have done it at all.

    1. Re:And she thought it would be a secret? by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      So are Hillary's six thousand dollar pant-suits OK then?

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  94. Re:That's right, mods by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    I take it as one of the few signs of intelligence that politicians get raked over the coals for excessive spending on frills. An election campaign shouldn't have an advertising budget, never mind have it as the most important part.

  95. Re:That's right, mods by somersault · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I make enough money to live comfortably. I don't need any more money, and I know this. I don't feel any need to be as rich as these guys, or in fact any richer than I am. I can already buy all the gadgets and books, etc that I want to.

    I was just as happy, if not happier when my family was 'poor' by the way - my father was a student (he had spent 9 years in the police but then went to University when I was born) and my mother was a full time housewife for a few years when I was growing up. So I can appreciate the value of the things I have now better than some. I even like to share them with my friends and family too, which doesn't to me seem very selfish, but call it what you will.

    I am not particularly 'pursuing' anything at the moment, other than trying to find a new meaning to my life after renouncing Christianity in May. I have lived as a relatively poor person by western standards, and now am probably "middle class".

    But yes, I can be a bitter, selfish, angry bastard sometimes. I have gone through bouts of depression, and OCD (read up on it, I didn't realise the way my mind was acting was OCD, I just thought I was weird. OCD involves a lot more messed up shit than just being obsessed with numbers or movements or whatever, the worrying was really crippling and took months to break free from) etc from family and other personal problems in the last 7 years. And then years of bullying before that. I know that I am much better off financially than a lot of the world, and yet a lot of them are better off than me mentally. Life is not all about money you know. I would happily make less money if I knew it meant I could have a better adjusted setup in my brain which enabled me to be a more positive person. I am trying to improve myself anyway. Sorry if my way of looking at things isn't as morally upright as yours.

    I used to give a tenth of my income to the church even when I wasn't making as much money. Yes, a significant amount of that went to charity and missionary work. I remembered to stop that payment last month, and no I have not started a regular monthly payment to any other charity yet but I was intending to once I find one that I consider worthy if that makes it any better *shrug*.

    I didn't say that I am not influenced by the culture around me, I just think that people who criticise it probably spending a significant percentage of their income on things that are not really necessary too. I do think that is a valid way of looking at it, though obviously once you start earning over a certain level then you have no financial worries and should be giving a higher percentage than before to charity. But if you are expected to give a higher percentage to charity, why shouldn't you be able to spend a higher percentage on toys too? You seem to be taking a very one sided approach to the whole thing. No, I don't think it's right to base your life on the pursuit of material possessions, but there is nothing wrong with having some if you can afford them, either. And I don't actually know what the purpose of life is yet so I wouldn't even say that pursuing possessions is "wrong", though it is of course selfish if you don't help to provide for those less fortunate than you.

    After further reading of the comments, it seems that the fighter jet isn't even a toy anyway, it is for research projects (I did suspect something of the sort and mentioned it in a reply above, but I thought it would be more about AI research than just for fitting sensors to or whatever they're doing). So your self righteousness about "silly purchases of toys" is even less fitting.

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  96. What more proof do you need? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More proof that Google is trying to take over the world.

  97. How'd the conversation go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lackey: Hello
    Sergei: Hello Lackey. Ellison was spouting crap about how he could kick my butt in a dogfight over poker last night. I need a plane.
    Lackey: Um, OK, what do you want?
    Sergei: Jet fighter, something in a pastel I think. You decide, just get it here.
    Lackey: A jet fighter
    Sergei: Yep, jet fighter.
    Lackey: A pastel jet fighter
    Sergei: What, you don't like pastels?
    Lackey: No no, just checking. OK, um, do you know what you want to spend?
    Sergei: (pause) You know how much I'm worth right?
    Lackey: Right
    Sergei: Do I care how much it costs?
    Lackey: Um, no I guess not
    Sergei: Get it Fed-Exed over night, I need this tomorrow. I'm sooo going to kick his ass

  98. Re:That's right, mods by billcopc · · Score: 1

    If she stood up there in K-mart clothes people would have perceived her as less sophisticated

    Actually, if she stood up there in K-mart clothes while keeping her mouth shut, I think people would actually perceive her as more sophisticated.

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  99. Re:That's right, mods by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, there are a number of points.

    1. There is the matter on whether the expenditure is legal given the campaign laws that John McCain himself put into place that prohibit campaign funds being used for personal things like clothing. Since the RNC purchased it and not the McCain campaign, most legal experts say it's probably legal but is in the grey area.
    2. Second, the amount of the purchase seems excessive to some people. $150,000 in clothing in 2 months is a lot of money to your average American. Sure Palin probably needed some new clothing for the campaign, but the majority of the clothing came from Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. Also as governor of a state you can't tell me she didn't already have a small wardrobe for different occasions. If she needed new clothing why couldn't they have come from places like JC Penny and the like.
    3. Third, and most important in my opinion, is the hypocrisy. Really, I don't care that it was spent. But the McCain campaign continues to portray her as a "Wal-mart mom" but clothed her in expensive, non-Walmart clothing all the while while painting Obama as an elitist. Both Obama and McCain are wealthy individuals who can afford the expensive suits that they wear. But both of them purchased their own clothing. The individuals who are defending her are the same ones that gave Michelle Obama flack for showing up on The View in a $90 JC Penny dress. As Palin herself recently said:

      . . .the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hardworking, very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation.

      $150,000 is more money than most "real Americans" spend in an entire lifetime on clothing. That to me is pure hypocrisy.

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  100. Re:That's right, mods by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm. And Sarah Palin's $150,000 was also good fiscal prudence, too?

    I'm not voting for her either way, but I fail to see why people pounce on her for this. She's a public figure that is engaging in the mother of all popularity contests. Like it or not, appearance makes a HUGE difference to the American people. That $150,000 is an investment in her campaign plain and simple. If she stood up there in K-mart clothes people would have perceived her as less sophisticated.

    Essentially, consider it part of the advertising budget. When you're trying to sell yourself to a nation packaging is important.

    Exactly. I'm sure Obama, Biden, and McCain are all wearing $99.00 "Suit in a sack."

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  101. Google's next business: security contractor? by squarooticus · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this is the first step in the appearance of anarcho-capitalist security contractors that protect people against the crimes of the state. I know many people who would love to have insurance against imprisonment by tyrannical governments, such as those in the US and UK.

    Read Hans-Hermann Hoppe's Democracy: The God that Failed, or refer to the writings of Murray Rothbard and Roderick Long, for more information on how this would work.

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  102. Re:That's right, mods by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Dubya is the most powerful corporate sock puppet in the world, it's perfectly believable

    There, fixed it for you.

    Dubya does not have intrinsic power, he merely acts as the avatar for his nation's $tronge$t intere$t$.

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  103. Re:That's right, mods by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    which is worse, spending 150,000 for clothes (that end up going to charity) or building a TEMPORARY Greek Altar to oneself, or spending MILLIONS on a "victoray party" for you and your elite friends while the rest of the country is suffering meltdown economically?

    If you think $150,000 for nice clothes for someone running for office, I wonder what you think of these other campaign expenses are? You must be really pissed off at "that one".

    And I'm not even voting for either of them, because both of them are ridiculous. I'm just saying.

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  104. No big deal ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until the Google Armed Forces has tanks and a navy too. Although they do already have the satellite surveillance in place.

    Might not be a bad time for Microsoft to invest in bunkers, just in case.

  105. Data centers? by iieugenio · · Score: 1

    They should go patent attack planes carrying data centers. It has natural cooling features, apart from the added security.

  106. Re:That's right, mods by Abreu · · Score: 1

    $150,000 + $22,800 to spend on a TV message where you explain your views to the voter - OK

    $150,000 for fancy clothing + $22,800 for hairstyling - Not OK

    And while I'm sure Obama's suits are custom tailored, I sincerely doubt he spent $150,000 taxpayer dollars on them

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  107. Re:That's right, mods by somersault · · Score: 1

    Great point. That partially justifies it, but personally even if they were just using it as a barbeque it wouldn't matter - I was just fed up of people's incessant bitching every time someone who is richer than them buys something that they can't afford. It is so petty and pathetic. These guys wouldn't have the money if they didn't earn it (it's not like they're lottery winners), and they and their company do a whole lot more good than most other rich entities. They don't pretend to be ghandi or anything. Their motto isn't even "do good", they just say "don't be evil" which isn't the same thing ;)

    All these whiners like to ignore that these guys have benefitted the world more than they will ever do in several ways. I wonder if that makes them feel inadequate, so they have to focus on any possible negative to make them feel better about themselves :/

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  108. Re:That's right, mods by spitzak · · Score: 1

    I have to agree. I certainly am not voting for that airhead, but the RNC certainly can spend $150,000 on her clothes if they think it will help them get elected. This is tiny compared to other expenses. Perhaps she won't wear every outfit while campaigning, but I'm sure they spend orders of magnitude more on unused things like commercials that they decide not to air or on setting up campaign stops that are then cancelled.

  109. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    Both seem injudicious. Please explain the altar.

    I know what realistic expenses are. No one has to ride in the steerage class; and $150K is too much money for a wardrobe. If she needed that much work, it seems an awfully strained selection.

    Both candidates also have their own fleets of aircraft, a huge carbon waste. One more than the other, pays lip service to this incredulous use of resources. I'm voting to that one, as the other one would veritably bask in it, and is accustomed to it.

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  110. Re:That's right, mods by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

    What happened with Sam Walton driving a pickup truck?

    The same Sam Walton who didn't give much for charity, because he didn't believe in giving "any undeserving stranger a free ride"? Was he a better man because he makes Scotsmen look generous?

    Scotsmen like Andrew Carnegie?

  111. I dont want you two flying on that by unity100 · · Score: 1

    you are far too critical and valuable to be wasted in a plane crash.

  112. Re:That's right, mods by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Informative

    Advertising budget, yes. Personal expenditures, no. They are forbidden by the campaign laws that John McCain pushed through Congress. Clothing qualifies as personal expenditures. It appears that the RNC bought them so these purchases are exempt from those rules. However, given the state of the economy and the campaign's attempt to portray her as a "hockey mom", the amount of the purchases appear to be unwise.

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  113. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry man. Trickle down economics is more of a tinkle down economics. The rich get richer and piss on the poor.

    The middle class got wealthy not because some "prince" got their new toy, but because the middle class was able to produce something that they could actually afford, the Model-T.

    The your "prince" doesn't get the billions from sucking oil out of his country, he will just fly first class, not in private jet and then you are all out of work. That's the piss down economics.

  114. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right, but I guess it's the irony that on one hand she's trying to appeal to "Joe sixpack" and on the other she's wearing clothes that altogether probably cost more than Joe sixpack's house, or at least his annual income.

    I think it is more a commentary on people's misplaced perceptions of what's important than on her specifically. In other words, *why* does a campaign require that a candidate have such an obscenely expensive wardrobe?

  115. We do have the right to bear arms. by neo · · Score: 1

    I hope they didn't remove the hard points. The fact that we can no longer defend our citizens from the military with simple muskets means citizens should have the right to own tanks and fighter jets.

  116. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *laughing my ass off*

    Taxpayer dollars? Sorry...campaign money is anything *but*.

    Try getting a clue.

  117. Have they named it yet? by He+Who+Waits · · Score: 1

    'Cause I think the plane needs to be called Goo Fighter.

  118. LOL This! by ccozan · · Score: 1

    You, sir, win one thousend internets. LOLspect!

  119. Re:That's right, mods by somersault · · Score: 1

    It's almost certain that we are having an effect on the environment of course.

    I agree about the wardrobe entirely, I spend very little on clothes myself.. often my family just buy me clothes at Christmas and birthdays because they are fed up seeing me walk around in raggedy jeans and t-shirts with holes in them etc.

    I do also agree in principle on the jet, it seems a waste and it's part of a culture that shouldn't really be justified (especially since google could easily setup video conferencing). I just want to play a bit of devil's advocate to all these whiny bitches bitching about them buying a jet. They even whine before finding out what it is going to be used for. The fact that google bought it rather than a private individual should have been enough of a hint that it was going to be used for a project, but no, they still complain.

    We have sent millions or billions of pounds worth of aid into other countries. A lot of it is intercepted by moronic or corrupt leaders as I said. That isn't an excuse to never give to charity or anything like that of course, but I think that we ourselves have little control over these situations and it is pointless to act like we can suddenly solve everything by just pouring more money into them. It's up to world governments to sort out these guys. I'm not sure what charity/charities I want to be giving to yet. I'd been giving to the church for the last 3 years since I started earning, with the occasional open source contribution or donation to charities work is supporting etc, but have just stopped the church contributions in the last month or two and don't know who else to give to now - I admit freely I haven't been thinking about it much, I still have my student loan to pay off, don't have a house, etc. and it's easy to drift along thinking about your own problems. I expect that putting money towards victims of abuse and things like that in my own country would mean that my donations were more efficiently utilised than if I donated to a charity that sends food packages to areas with bad malnutrition, but I don't know. I certainly don't see the point in donating to animal shelters or anything, I'd rather send my money to Africa than that because I regard human life as worth much more than abandoned puppies (though I also don't want to prolong the life of those living in suffering, as cold as that might sound - I don't know what happens after we die, but not existing at all is probably better than just living a life of pain). Any suggestions would be appreciated too.

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  120. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So everyone with more money than you should give it all to charity?

    /quote.
    No! This is why we need to raise the effing hell out of taxes. No one needs a FIGHTER PLANE you tool

  121. I wouldn't worry about MS air defence just yet by slacktide · · Score: 1

    Remember, Paul Allen has his own air force already. It's even open for public viewing: http://www.flyingheritage.com/

  122. Re:That's right, mods by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1
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  123. Re:That's right, mods by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 1

    *laughs*

    Doesn't work that way bucko. You're the one claiming it's absurd. But you apparently have *nothing* upon which to base that.

    Do you actually know how much *any* of them (other than Palin) have spent on clothes?

    Any clue at all?

    No?

    Then you have *zero* information upon which to base your "independent opinion", do you?

    Didn't think so. Uninformed opinions don't mean squat.

  124. Cool! You know what Oracle stands for? by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    One
    Raging
    Asshole
    Called
    Larry
    Ellison

  125. Re:That's right, mods by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    I suspect that they want 1 - 3 tailored outfits for her a day. Unlike men who can wear the same three suits and change shirts and ties, women can't.

    If they used Walmart / Kmart / Sears outfits the luney left would accuse her of being ... "Blue light special" and ridicule that.

    Face it, there is no winning with some people.

    I'm voting Libertarian, as that is my continual protest vote. I realize that Libertarians will probably never gain power, because the idiots in charge will never run a three (or four) candidate forum (debate). They like the fiction that is a two party system.

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  126. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah sure.. Every "joe-six-pack", as she like to compare herself to, also go out and spend $150,000 on makeup and clothes. I'm sure it could had been done for a bit less.. The issue is that she is fake.

  127. Uh, news to me also..... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I'm 37 myself, and I remember "Jager-bombs" consisting of a shot of Jager dropped into a glass of BEER.

    BTW, I've had a few of the ever-popular "Red Bull and Vodka" drinks before - but I don't care for 'em. That weird feeling you get when you mix a depressant with a stimulant doesn't do much for me.

  128. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    We'll agree that the purpose of helping others is constantly thwarted by corruption. It's nice to have means, I don't have any jealousy of anyone else's. Rather, it's time to change the process, and it can be done. It takes vision to change the habits of governments, as well as the people. It takes governments that are willing to spread information about birth control and help provide the means to educate the populace, and to elevate the worth of life beyond just 'something else that died'. There is hope; there is action. Combined, one at a time, there's a better future that's bereft of the inequity that kills a child every eight seconds, 24/7.

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  129. Re:That's right, mods by yttrstein · · Score: 1

    You know, it's interesting to see where the intellectual line is here on Slashdot. I don't actually completely believe the post I made that you're responding to, "thePowerOfGrayskull", it was an object reference to an essay by a certain Irish novelist of some renown. I thought it fit in well with the point of what I was responding to with it, and wondered if it would be negatively labeled.

    It was, obviously, and thus a line is drawn. In the future I shall try very hard to be much more blatant with my points and never assume that any moderator on Slashdot has enough interest in literature or philosophy (sadly, this is all too common among people in general) to have consumed something close to a healthy diet of them.

  130. Now... by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Google can literally blow away the competition!

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  131. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    Interesting!

    I wonder if the parties would roll out just exactly how much they spend on what. A fat PDF would be sufficient, don't you think? Maybe a spreadsheet? The mind reels.

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  132. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    It would seem to me, that if there was a juicy number (think a $400 haircut), that we'd have seen that number by now. But perhaps not. And I'm also willing to cry foul at either party's ludicrous expenditure(s).

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  133. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    We agree on the need for more than two parties. However, that might be seditious thinking these days.

    In terms of 1 - 3 tailored outfits, I'll relay the sentiments of a Fortune 500 female exec that I know. She does a ten day road trip visiting top clients with just two carry-ons, beginning to end, for roughly eight top-level meetings. Her spouse does it with just one.

    Twenty-one outfits at $1000/ea is $21,000. Including shoes. How many female /. readers have a budget that comes even close to half that for professional clothing? This isn't a queen we're dressing, it's the Gov of Alaska, who presumably already had sufficient toggery.

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  134. Re:That's right, mods by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying Saudi princes deserve to be rich and powerful. They are just wankers like the rest of us, only they happen to come from families that had land situated over a lake of oil. That's sort of typical, most wealth in the world is inherited. Bill Gate's mom got him that contract with IBM.

    Given that the world is unfair, though, it's nice to be able to take some of their money back from them.

    Also, nobody that I know of has come up with a way that's any better than capitalism at redistributing wealth. Of course, figuring out exactly how to regulate capitalism (laissez fair doesn't work any better then facism) is the big question.

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  135. Re:That's right, mods by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
    I think the moderation result came about as a result of your chosen presentation...

    ...the problem is with people like you who refuse to entertain the idea that your own selfishness and greed...

    ... as opposed to your message.

  136. Bah, more of the wealthy not paying their due by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    Why do you think it was bought by a corporation and added to a fleet? My guess is tax reasons. I have no problem with the rich being rich, but at least do it honestly and pay for it like you should. The whole company is nothing more than a tax shelter. Despicable.

    1. Re:Bah, more of the wealthy not paying their due by Zan+Lynx · · Score: 1

      Why are you upset with people who follow the laws as written?

      You should be upset with the corrupt politicians who write the laws. A federal tax code should fit into a pamphlet and be readable and applicable by an 8th grader.

      Instead we have a tax code that can break a table if carelessly dropped. All so that politicians can "tax the rich" without actually taxing them. They can be "for the people" AND get campaign contributions at the same time.

      Two-faced wankers. I spit on them AND the morons who keep electing them by listening to what they say instead of what they actually do.

  137. Re:That's right, mods by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    You do realize that their purchase allowed several German engineers and airplane manufacturing workers to feed their families? Several maintenance personnel will also need to be employed. If that isn't unselfish charity, I don't know what is.

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  138. Re:That's right, mods by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. We're going to have our own prince to come in and spread the wealth around.

    Heh! Didn't the owner of that company that made the Model-T make a lot of money and get rich and stuff? I don't recall that great upsurge of middle-class car makers from my history lessons.

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  139. Dangerous escalation... by Arimus · · Score: 1

    Steve Balmer has his chairs.... so google go and buy a fighter jet - wonder what good ol' Steve's going to get next? Stinger missiles hidden as a sofa?

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  140. Re:That's right, mods by BountyX · · Score: 1

    You people!!!!??? You racist. lol

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  141. got you a brand new weapon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    I've got a hundred million-dollar friends
    I've got you a brand new weapon, let's see
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  142. Re:That's right, mods by GregNorc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Agreed. While I verhemently don't want to see Palin elected, I'd be interested in comparing numbers with how much is spent on McCain's wardrobe (Or Obama's) before passing judgement. All those fancy suits and ties probably add up fast.

  143. Re:That's right, mods by MooUK · · Score: 1

    I would suggest that while meeting ten different clients can be done in one or two outfits, appearing every day in front of the same people in the same outfit doesn't work so well.

  144. Re:That's right, mods by merreborn · · Score: 1

    The construction and maintenance of a fighter jet is one of the more labour intensive things you can buy. So I look at this as a large transfer of money from the rich guys to working people...
    Flying toys are one of the worlds best wealth re-distributors. Small numbers of ridiculously wealthy middle eastern princes and other "principles" keep our team of engineers and techies employed, not to mention a whole raft of suppliers. And then you have to include all the people who work for airframe OEMs.

    To play the devil's advocate, sure, purchases like these stimulate the "rich people's toys" industry, but at the same time, a kid who throws a rock through a window does the same for the glass industry... by diverting funds that would have gone elsewhere. Sure, Saudi princes are keeping you employed, but were it not for them, surely you'd find work elsewhere -- perhaps, to take a leap, building more efficient turbines for cleaner power generation.

    If you take a step back for a moment, and recognize that a decent amount of human labor is dedicated solely to satisfying the whims of the rich, it seems just a bit wasteful. Why are we, the peasants, working the fields year-round just so the nobles can feast? Wouldn't society as a whole be better off if our labor went to support need, rather than excess?

    Of course, the rich *do* offer a service to society, don't they? Would we have google and Windows and databases were it not for Brin, Page, Gates, and Ellison? Should we except these mens extravagances as a necessary price society pays for their unparalleled leadership?

    The answer really depends on which schools of philosophy, politics, and economics you subscribe to.

  145. Re:That's right, mods by SombreReptile · · Score: 1

    Then he will have a cigar and call them "magnificent bastards".

  146. As a stockholder... by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    I can only hope that the ejection seats are in good working order.

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  147. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn2read:

    From the Wiki you linked:

    The presidential public financing system is funded by a $3 tax check-off on individual tax returns (the check off does not increase the filer's taxes, but merely directs $3 to the presidential fund).

    It is *all* pulled from a fund that is 100% voluntary. Yes, the checkbox appears on your tax forms, but it does *not* come from income taxes, sales taxes, or any other form of tax.

    Care to try again, genius?

  148. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If she stood up there in K-mart clothes people would have perceived her as even less sophisticated.

    Fixed that for you.

  149. Re:That's right, mods by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

    I respectfully disagree that the window parable applies, since there is no destruction of property involved in making a product for someone to buy. The fact that the customer is unusually wealthy doesn't make a difference, does it? I think that is capitalism working, to the extent that it does.

    There are problems with inequity when the wealthy use their privilege to frustrate the ambitions of other not so wealthy people. But that's more about politics.

    Is it simplistic to think that economics is all about supplying what people want? I think that's exactly what it is about. Whether it's a hamburger or a Gulfstream V, what's the difference, other than scale.

    History has shown that, even if capitalism isn't perfect at allocating resources, people are much much worse. Ref. the Soviet Union. So while it might be "better" in some way if the prince doesn't get his jet, who decides? Those people who decide, can they be trusted with that power?

    Which might sound like a position against taxation and government, which it isn't. Like all things human, politics and economics are not black and white. Fettered capitalism and effective democratic government (which is best represented by Western Europe these days) just seem to be the things that lead to people being the happiest. Isn't that what it's all about?

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  150. Re:That's right, mods by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    His charity sucked. But his sense that shareholders get the best possible return on assets rendered is the point.

    Then why was he the richest man on Earth? Obviously he kept quite some for himself - and kept keeping it to himself. And when he was dead, he couldn't take it with him. Great way to live your life - cheat you shareholders out of tons of money and don't have fun doing it.

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  151. Re:That's right, mods by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    He made many people rich. His shares mushroomed. His heirs are now rich. You can't take it with you. His shareholders did very well, just like Gates did. Both Gates and Walton are very strongly criticized for evil business practices, too. The example is to try and show that a CEO's job is to value his/her customers, and then his stockholders.

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  152. Re:That's right, mods by merreborn · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm. And Sarah Palin's $150,000 was also good fiscal prudence, too?

    She's a public figure that is engaging in the mother of all popularity contests. Like it or not, appearance makes a HUGE difference to the American people. That $150,000 is an investment in her campaign plain and simple. If she stood up there in K-mart clothes people would have perceived her as less sophisticated.

    Essentially, consider it part of the advertising budget. When you're trying to sell yourself to a nation packaging is important.You're absolutely right. That's what running for office has become, and we shouldn't be appalled at those playing the game for playing by the rules.

    However, we absolutely should be appalled that this is how our leaders are now chosen. Not on merit as a leader, but on popular appeal.

  153. Steve?? Steve hello??? can u hear me?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STEVE ANSWER ME STEVE!!!

  154. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not voting for her either way, but I fail to see why people pounce on her for this. She's a public figure that is engaging in the mother of all popularity contests.

    It's a big deal because that $150k came out of campaign contributions and she will (presumably) not be giving the clothes back at the end of the campaign. This means she is personally benefitting from campaign contributions, the same as getting a car, a house, or a cash payment. In a culture where Representatives have to reimburse lobbyists for coffee, seeing the VP candidate accept $150k in clothing from some PAC sets a lot of people's teeth on edge

  155. But the reason is by Xamusk · · Score: 1

    The first jet to build the Air Force to defend Google's floating data center.

  156. Re:That's right, mods by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1
    Yes, the checkbox appears on your tax forms, but it does *not* come from income taxes, sales taxes, or any other form of tax.

    Where does the government get that three dollars you tell them to put into the fund by checking that box? Bake sales?

    It's all tax money, brother, every dime of it. And that has to come from... what are they again? Oh, yea, TAXPAYERS.

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  157. Re:That's right, mods by hax4bux · · Score: 1

    Little airplanes are rather helpful w/the wealth redistribution as well. I went through a engine overhaul (etc) for my Turbo Arrow this year.

    Which of course, isn't even in the same league as what you are describing. I'll be quiet now.

  158. This Just In: Google Exec Eats At Togos! by hax4bux · · Score: 1

    Yawn. These surplus jets are cheap and common. I personally know several people who have L-29's, some of which actually fly once or twice a year.

    I wouldn't give you $5 for any of them.

    Might be interested in a CJ-6 or Yak-50 though.

  159. Re:That's right, mods by Your.Master · · Score: 1

    The way to reconcile this against the broken window fallacy is that the window being broken is like getting a jet instead of feeding a bazillion poor people. I hate to be trite, but it's a "window of opportunity" being broken.

    I'm not coming out and saying that it's necessarily wrong, but I don't think that broken window fallacy is entirely irrelevant. What is clear is that it's better than Larry and Sergey keeping all of their money in pillowcases.* Or than breaking every window in California and then spending all of their Jet money in repairing those.

    * Actually, if they just stored all of their money in pillowcases, that would essentially take money out of circulation, deflate the value of the dollar, and so be of net benefit to anybody with positive liquid net worth, and a punishment against those struggling with debts. So, that's worse than nothing :).

  160. Re:That's right, mods by eikonos · · Score: 1

    If she stood up there in K-mart clothes people would have perceived her as less sophisticated.

    Where did you learn ten dollar, elitist words like sophisticated, son?

    Essentially, consider it part of the advertising budget. When you're trying to sell yourself to a nation packaging is important.

    Seriously though, do you think wearing sophisticated clothes is more important than actually knowing something about the real issues? Maybe what's in the package is more important than how shiny the package is?

  161. Re:That's right, mods by eikonos · · Score: 1

    Replying to myself because I can't edit my previous post...

    I misread the parent post as "i'm voting for her either way", so my reply doesn't make much sense. My bad.

  162. The plane in the photo isn't Google's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lazy journalists

    The plane in the photo belongs to Qinetiq and flies from Boscombe Down in the UK, but at least it wasn't a raspberry ripple

    Search for ZJ646

  163. Re:That's right, mods by westlake · · Score: 1
    That $150,000 is an investment in her campaign plain and simple. If she stood up there in K-mart clothes people would have perceived her as less sophisticated.
    .

    In his 1952 "Checkers" speech, Nixon spoke of his wife Pat's "respectable Republican cloth coat."

    Today, it is Goodbye, Joe The Plumber and Hello, Neiman Marcus - and "CHARGE IT!!!"

    $150K is eighty years worth of clothing for an average American family. 50 years of six-packs for the geek gone Blotto.

    Not the story you want to air when campaigning in an atmosphere of primal fear among the middle class.

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  165. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All that would be true and good if only she did not go on and on about how she and her family felt the same pain with the economic crisis as other middle class families. Its clearly hypocritical.

  166. Mod Parent Up by dafing · · Score: 1

    you beat me to it, great post :)

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    1. Re:Mod Parent Up by xs650 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank-you. It's hard to be the first smart arse here.

    2. Re:Mod Parent Up by dafing · · Score: 1

      another good one below is "I knew Microsoft SAM was just a cover!" ha, as in Surface to Air Missile and MS Sam which was some kids program kinda thing "making computers fun!"

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  167. Mod Parent Up by dafing · · Score: 1

    great post :)

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  168. Not That Odd by slyborg · · Score: 1

    It's expensive to own and operate a fleet of personal 767, 757, and top-shelf business jets, not to mention a military aircraft. And when you are obscenely wealthy, you no longer need to conform to conventional ethics in the sense of say, paying for your own bloated ego.

    Owning and operating the jets in a separate entity allows Google's top 3 to have the personal use of the jets, yet have Google lease them from a commercial entity so this benefit does not need to be reported as taxable, as well as shielding them from personal liability if the 767 goes into a primary school in Palo Alto some day.

    I would guess that not a single of these flying toys is owned directly by their beneficiaries.

  169. Re:That's right, mods by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

    The problem with that is that although you're employed, your labors benefit only a tiny number of people.

    If these people had a hobby of say... building nice bridges in NYC.. that money could benefit millions of people and would still be redistributed.

    Not saying I'm 100% against nice toys, but you're essentially trying to argue for trickle down economics and it doesn't work.
    If I pay you to dig a hole and fill it back in again, yes money was transferred, but nothing useful was actually contributed to society. (Unless you're digging a grave.)

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  170. carbon footprint? by XLR8DST8 · · Score: 1

    ok so what's the point of these assholes driving priuses like they give a shit about their carbon footprint if they're just going to fly private jets everywhere?

  171. Re:That's right, mods by kz45 · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Seriously though, do you think wearing sophisticated clothes is more important than actually knowing something about the real issues? Maybe what's in the package is more important than how shiny the package is?"

    Tell that to all the people voting for obama.

    I haven't really heard why people are actually voting for him..beyond vague and simplistic ideas such as "change".

    It makes me realize just how easy it is for a population to hire somebody like hitler into power. I just hope that when the US goes to complete shit, the people that vote obama into office take the blame.

  172. Attack aircraft is not a exactly a fighter by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Perhaps one should first learn what AlphaJet really is before describing it as a fighter. Wikipedia may help.

  173. oh just great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now their stock lottery money buys them the right to fly a jet over my house... ;^(
    F*ck capitalism!!! F*ck GOOGLE!!! F*ck them all!!!

  174. Re:That's right, mods by eikonos · · Score: 1

    So you think Obama doesn't have good or bad policies so much as no policies at all. Do you support McCain, and if so which if his policies do you like?

  175. Re:That's right, mods by Alsn · · Score: 1

    G..G..G.. I can't even bring myself to say it.

  176. Re:These are newbies compared to the Kirlin Air... by demongp · · Score: 1

    And then there is Thunder City, a company operating from the Cape Town International airport in Cape Town, South Africa. Quoting from Wikipedia:

    Thunder City is an aircraft operating and maintenance company based at the Cape Town International Airport in Cape Town, South Africa. It owns the largest civillian-owned collection of former military jet aircraft in the world. These aircraft are used to perform in airshows and can also be hired by the general public for novelty flights, including going supersonic and climbing to altitudes around 50 000 feet.

    The company's other activities include upgrading older models of the Aerospatiale Puma helicopter with modern avionics and rennovating airframes and engines.

    Admittedly there are no "big boys" like Migs, but personally I don't think the Electric Lighting or the Buccaneer is anything to be sneezed at... :)

  177. Re:That's right, mods by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

    It brings a whole new meaning to the term "Google bombing", doesn't it?

  178. double standards.... by MrHyd3 · · Score: 0

    will these liberal communista who complain about corporate greed CEO's who so called waste monies complain or congratulate the Google boys?

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  179. Re:That's right, mods by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth, you can get a damn nice truck if you have enough money. While mine would be somewhere in the realm of a 600hp Lightning with a leather interior, you can probably do quite a lot with a Mark LT or Escalade (perhaps rolling on dubs, also consider being iced out like hockey). Just sayin'.

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  180. Re:That's right, mods by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

    I'm voting for Kevin Mitnick.

    Seriously. I'll take a picture if they let me.

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  181. Re:That's right, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " If she stood up there in K-mart clothes people would have perceived her as less sophisticated."

    This is clearly not possible.

  182. Re:These are newbies compared to the Kirlin Air... by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    Those are certainly no weekend sport planes. It'd be really cool to rescue, maintain, and fly anything of that sort. The Hawker Hunter they list is a nice plane, too. The paying passenger flights and air shows in these planes are a cool thing to do with them. They'd probably work pretty well in the role of combat training planes if Thunder City could get such a contract. As you said, they're no Migs, but additional or alternative plane configurations wouldn't be a bad training idea.