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Most of Woolly Mammoth Genome Reconstructed

geekmansworld writes "From the Washington Post, 'An international team of scientists has reconstructed more than three-quarters of the genome of the woolly mammoth using DNA extracted from balls of hair, the first time this has been accomplished for an extinct species.' Who wants a pet mammoth?"

245 comments

  1. Just to get it over with quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome the new hirsute elephantine overlords

    1. Re:Just to get it over with quickly by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, woolly mammoths reconstruct you!!!

    2. Re:Just to get it over with quickly by Klucki · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome the new hirsute elephantine overlords

      -1, Troll for that?
      Do the mods have any sense of humour these days?

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    3. Re:Just to get it over with quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably mods do not know what 'hirsute' means. Sounds dirty ;)
      Or maybe they took personal offense to the title.
      Or maybe they're on crack, as usual.

    4. Re:Just to get it over with quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your posts have gone downhill lately, morgan greywolf.

    5. Re:Just to get it over with quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your posts have gone downhill lately, Anonymous Coward. ...
      D'oh!

  2. Not quite there yet by thermian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given that they have yet to work out how many chromosomes the woolly mammoth had, or which of the DNA features are genuine mutations, and which are artefacts caused by damage since the death of the creatures from whom DNA was extracted, there's a fair distance to go yet.

    Still, I don't doubt this is a seriously fun project to be working on. I'd love to get involved.

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    1. Re:Not quite there yet by sakdoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just download god's genome checker.

      [x] Automatically fix chromosome errors
      [x] Scan for and attempt to recover bad base pairs

    2. Re:Not quite there yet by gxv · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not to mention they still lack mitochondrial DNA. Without it you won't get your peth mammoth. Of course they can try to replace it with lets say elephant DNA. But that still wont be mammoth ;)

    3. Re:Not quite there yet by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Meh. They could just splice in some elephant DNA where the missing stuff is and produce a bunch of woolly elephant/mammoths, which would be close enough. I know. I once saw a movie where they did this...what was it called...? MacArthur Park? No, that's not quite right ...

    4. Re:Not quite there yet by UltimateRobotLover · · Score: 2, Funny

      I once saw a movie where they did this...what was it called...? MacArthur Park? No, that's not quite right ...

      You're thinking of Valley of the Cloneasaurus.

    5. Re:Not quite there yet by adamjaskie · · Score: 3, Funny

      We don't need them to melt in the dark when someone leaves them out in the rain.

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    6. Re:Not quite there yet by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      But now we can use "wasted" space in the arctic / antarctic to raise the mammolephant hybrids for a food source!

      Oh wait, they are melting, never mind.

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    7. Re:Not quite there yet by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Is there cake?

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    8. Re:Not quite there yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The mammoth mitochondrial genome was decoded a few years ago.

      Mito DNA is much easier to sequence from old samples due to the fact that for every cell which contains one copy of the nuclear genome, there are thousands of copies of the mitochondrial genome.

    9. Re:Not quite there yet by Alpha+Whisky · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your post advocates a

      (x) technical ( ) religious ( ) time travel

      approach to resurrecting extinct species. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws.)

      ( ) Possibility of creating mutant monsters
      ( ) We are defenceless against brute force attacks
      (x) People will not put up with giant stampy animals roaming about
      (x) The police will not put up with giant stampy animals roaming about
      ( ) Requires too much cooperation from organised religion
      (x) Requires immediate total cooperation from government regulators
      ( ) Time travel isn't possible
      ( ) Time travel into the past isn't possible without a wormhole which was (is) in the past already

      Specifically, your plan fails to account for

      (x) Laws expressly prohibiting it
      (x) Lack of centrally controlling authority for mad scientists
      (x) We haven't even sequenced the whole genome
      (x) Being sued by Michael Crichton's estate
      ( ) Asshats
      ( ) Jurisdictional problems
      ( ) Unpopularity of weird old animals
      ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird old animals
      ( ) Huge existing animals occupying the evolutionary niche of the old ones
      (x) Susceptibility of DNA to damage
      (x) We don't even know how many chromosomes it should have
      ( ) Unavailability of any living relatives to carry the foetus to term

      and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

      (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
      been shown practical
      (x) Religions will argue about playing god
      (x) Pointlessness of an animal adapted for an ice age during a period of global warming
      ( ) What's dead should stay dead
      (x) There are better things to spend the money on

      Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

      (x) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
      ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
      ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
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    10. Re:Not quite there yet by confused+one · · Score: 1
      Oh wait, they are melting

      That's good actually, since Mammoth don't eat ice.

    11. Re:Not quite there yet by genner · · Score: 1

      They said there is but I doubt the thier thruthfulness.

    12. Re:Not quite there yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the cake is a lie.
      the cake is a lie.
      the cake is a lie.

    13. Re:Not quite there yet by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't something along the line of "we don't know whether they taste nice" be in there?

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    14. Re:Not quite there yet by vigour · · Score: 2, Informative

      Shouldn't something along the line of "we don't know whether they taste nice" be in there?

      There have been some reports of Russians eating frozen Mammoth, but I'm not sure how true that is (I read it somewhere, but I can't remember where).

      Here are some quick links I found on the topic:
      link 1
      link 2

    15. Re:Not quite there yet by ari_j · · Score: 2, Informative

      This form needs a section for mitigating factors. Here, at least one applies: (x) Mammoth burgers are delicious.

    16. Re:Not quite there yet by dem0n1 · · Score: 1

      "Someone left a clone out in the rain . . . And I'll never have that recipe again . . . Oh no!"

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    17. Re:Not quite there yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wolly Mammoth Gnome? Hmm... to big for the garden, eh?

    18. Re:Not quite there yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (x) People will not put up with giant stampy animals roaming about

      Given enough generations and genetic manipulation, we can breed them down to the size of a Great Dane and, ideally, have many tasty steaks in the process.

    19. Re:Not quite there yet by BluenoseJake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the 1800s, members of the royal society had some Mammoth steaks from a frozen beast found in the permafrost in Siberia. They said it tasted like chicken.

    20. Re:Not quite there yet by Natetheinfamous · · Score: 1

      Heh, God would probably prefer the command line: dnack -t mammoth -ay

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    21. Re:Not quite there yet by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      I once saw a movie where they did this...what was it called...? MacArthur Park?

      What I'm wondering is if this is an intentional Weird Al reference, or just more proof that patents are bad (because multiple people often come up with the same idea independently).

    22. Re:Not quite there yet by Hatta · · Score: 1

      They need to be sequencing the Dwarf Mammoth, that would be a much more viable pet.

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    23. Re:Not quite there yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wait, they are melting, never mind.

      Yes, but just think: Eventually there will be more trees for you to hug!

    24. Re:Not quite there yet by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Not what you meant but I'd imagine they probably did eat ice for the water.

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    25. Re:Not quite there yet by xerxesVII · · Score: 1

      Dude, someone left the cake out in the rain.

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    26. Re:Not quite there yet by FreeFull · · Score: 0

      About mammoths roaming around... in India and Africa elephants are going around in wildness freely and nobody complains.

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    27. Re:Not quite there yet by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      It'll taste great after we launch one into a giant baseball mitt.

    28. Re:Not quite there yet by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

      What I'm waiting for is a Mimmoth (see center panel)

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    29. Re:Not quite there yet by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Your document fails to take into account:

      (x) They may be very tasty and we all want Mammoth steaks
      ( ) You may be a vegetarian and don't care
      ( ) I may be a vegetarian and don't care
      (x) People Eating Tasty Animals are probably willing to chip in if the rights to the meat are available

    30. Re:Not quite there yet by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 1

      In the 1800s, members of the royal society had some Mammoth steaks from a frozen beast found in the permafrost in Siberia. They said it tasted like chicken.

      That is so 1800s. They find a fine specimen and WHAT do they do? Eat it ...
      (shakes head disapprovingly)

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    31. Re:Not quite there yet by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      They need to be sequencing the Dwarf Mammoth, that would be a much more viable pet.

      Nah, the work's already been done for sequencing the Woolly Mammoth. We'll just breed our own Dwarf Mammoths by crossbreeding them with inebriated potbelly pigs.

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    32. Re:Not quite there yet by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      Specifically, your plan fails to account for
      (x) Asshats

      There, fixed it for you.

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    33. Re:Not quite there yet by w0mprat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would speculate that mammoth steak thousands of years old was not really edible, they were more likely duped as to what the meat really was.

      Even though it is frozen, it has been frozen for 10k years, and not necessarily constantly below optimal deep freeze temperatures. I'm not to clear on exactly what happens to flesh over time when frozen, it's certainly safe from microorganisms if constantly below -18C but closer to freezing point flesh does decompose somewhat as all available water in tissue is not entirely frozen due to the presences of minerals. I would believe it if they said it was unpalatable mush. I recently had meat from the bottom of a -25 C deep freeze that was at least 20-25 years old, it was far from fine, it was tasteless and crumbly once cooked, completely inedible.

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    34. Re:Not quite there yet by easyemail · · Score: 0

      lol. why deny ourselves of godly abilities??!! isnt this our right because god has given us that ability that we should explore our latend abilities? I believe god has given us this ability to play god, so we can be prepare to be gods one day.

    35. Re:Not quite there yet by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      Are you gonna complain to a giant beast with two huge curved spikes comin' out of it's face?

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    36. Re:Not quite there yet by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      There was. Unfortunately, I'll never have the recipe again.

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    37. Re:Not quite there yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just hope they all the artifacts due to damage do not contribute to a Frankenstein monster of a mammoth

    38. Re:Not quite there yet by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Yes, so we will just use regular elephants instead! If we farm them they won't go extinct! Right!? Right!?

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    39. Re:Not quite there yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...tastes like chicken. Smells like fish.

    40. Re:Not quite there yet by aqk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      (x) Unavailability of any living relatives to carry the foetus to term.

      I have it on good authority that although she is not a "relative", Paris Hilton has been approached to carry the fetus to term.
      .
      Please: no snide jokes about Caesarian section not being needed.
      .

    41. Re:Not quite there yet by swimsaturn · · Score: 1

      (x) Pointlessness of an animal adapted for an ice age during a period of global warming

      Great post. I know I'm being pedantic, but we are currently in an interglacial period (Holocene) of an ice age (Quaternary; the polar regions still have ice sheets). So a mammoth would probably be fine in northern Canada or parts of Greenland...

    42. Re:Not quite there yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey pal! You ever hear of a zoo?

  3. oh great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I just spent 20000g on my new mammoth mount

    1. Re:oh great by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

      and I just spent 20000g on my new mammoth mount

      In Soviet Russia, mammoth mount YOU!

      aka "Fatal Attraction 2".

    2. Re:oh great by Artuir · · Score: 1

      +5 Facepalm. :)

  4. apparently... by owlnation · · Score: 2, Funny

    the numbers of woolly mammoths has tripled in the past six months...

    1. Re:apparently... by SebaSOFT · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually it went from 0.0 to 0.666666

    2. Re:apparently... by genner · · Score: 2, Funny

      the numbers of woolly mammoths has tripled in the past six months...

      They're breeding.....nature finds a way.

      Ummm....where's that helicoptor.

    3. Re:apparently... by harry666t · · Score: 1

      Actually, the number of physical mammoths is still zero.

      However, we are reconstructing the source code, and when we succeed, we can compile as many mammoths as we need.

    4. Re:apparently... by uberjack · · Score: 1

      However, we are reconstructing the source code, and when we succeed, we can compile as many mammoths as we need.

      As long as we don't get any linker errors.

  5. When did they die out? by squoozer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a kid I always thought that Wooly Mammoths died out aroud the same time as the dinosaurs but I heard a while back that they might have been around until a couple of thousand years ago. I now know that man hunted them to the dinosaur date is wrong but when did the last one shed it's mortal coil?

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    1. Re:When did they die out? by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 3, Informative

      My understanding is that the woolly mammoth is one of the first casualty of the infestation Earth by the human species : they went extinct partly because of the warming climate, partly because of overhunting.

    2. Re:When did they die out? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are no stupid questions. But there are stupid places to ask them. Try elsewhere, for better sources of information.

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    3. Re:When did they die out? by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Good thing they are thinking about bringing back Neaderthal man, too....
      http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/nation/11/20/1120mammoth.html

      Basically the same article but with additional content about Neaderthal DNA, too.

      Layne

    4. Re:When did they die out? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      They surely must have had genetics to survive warm-ages? If not they must have been a short-lived species.

    5. Re:When did they die out? by theaveng · · Score: 0

      Dinosaurs and mammals did not coexist. There were some small rat-sized reptiles who were gradually evolving from scales to fur, but they did not take-over until after the dinosaurs were wiped out. ----- Although dinosaurs did not go completely extinct. Some survived and evolved into birds. A modern-day bird is a lot like an ancient raptor.

      Watch the BBC's "Before the Dinosaurs" to get a better idea of how life evolved on earth. There's basically two "families" of animals and they keep alternating in dominance. First one is dominant, then the other, and then the first comes back to prominence. Next time a major extinction happens, it might be the dinosaurs/birds that take over the planet.

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    6. Re:When did they die out? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Although dinosaurs did not go completely extinct. Some survived and evolved into birds.

      Ahem.

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    7. Re:When did they die out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Dinosaurs and mammals did not coexist.

      You need to check your facts.

      The first placental mammals appeared in the Cretaceous period. That would be the same time that Tyrannosaurus Rex roamed the Earth, never mind that a more accurate title for the book and movies would have been Cretaceous Park.

    8. Re:When did they die out? by Comboman · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago. Mammoths became extinct about 10,000 years ago, though some scientists believe that there were still pockets of mammoth populations on isolated islands as late as 3500 years ago.

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    9. Re:When did they die out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when did the last one shed it's mortal coil?[sic]

      Mortal coils aren't shed (hint, they're not coils as we think of them), you shuffle off them usually.

      "What dreames may come, When we haue shufflel'd off this mortal coile, Must give us pause."

    10. Re:When did they die out? by owlnation · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are no stupid questions. But there are stupid places to ask them. Try elsewhere, for better sources of information.

      Really? Considering the amount of SEO spam that's corrupted Google search results, considering the cabals, corruption and low quality of most wikipedia results, and considering that many of the world's experts on most science and technology fields ARE regularly reading slashdot, then I seriously doubt there IS ANY better place to ask a science related question than on this site.

      Of course, the downside is that there are some grumpy, elitist pedants here.

    11. Re:When did they die out? by Whiteox · · Score: 3, Informative

      They were quite recent: They survived on Wrangle Island (Artic) and St Paul Island (Bearing Sea) as dwarfs until 1700 BCE.
      They were also found on the Channel Islands off California and disappeared around 40,000 BCE. They are still digging them up, preserved, in the permafrost of Siberia.
      Humans did hunt mammoths, sabre-tooths etc.

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    12. Re:When did they die out? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Nat Geo (or maybe the History channel)just did a special about mammal fossils that were found with the bones of (very young)dinosaurs fossilized in their stomachs. I wasn't really paying attention at the time, so I can't say much more about it, just that section caught my attention

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    13. Re:When did they die out? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      They surely must have had genetics to survive warm-ages?

      Genetics, no. Gillettes, yes.

      Sadly, things were a bit primitive back then. Instead of the 97 steel blades we have now there was only one - and made of flint at that. By the time the poor creatures had even one leg shaved, they'd died of heat exhaustion.

      And that, children, is why mammoths are extinct.

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    14. Re:When did they die out? by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Those were marsupials, not placentals (like us and 99.9% of other modern-day mammals).

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    15. Re:When did they die out? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Neanderthals would make a good servant race, like in Planet of the Apes. What could possibly go wrong.

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    16. Re:When did they die out? by hemorex · · Score: 1

      Downside?

    17. Re:When did they die out? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      But of course... otherwise we'd be overrun with Mammoths...

      Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
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      Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
      Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
      Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
      Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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    18. Re:When did they die out? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      If by coexist you meant get along, then no. If by coexist you meant alive at the same time, mammals have been around since the Jurassic. This is based on mammalian jaw structure. Fur is believed to be much older.

    19. Re:When did they die out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spam results are why Google created the advanced search function.

      Try something like this in the Google search text box:

      "Mapping Genome" Human OR Mammoth site:*.edu

      as an example of an advanced search where you can minimize span. There are other advanced search tools in google that you can use.

    20. Re:When did they die out? by norminator · · Score: 1

      I think you're looking for this

    21. Re:When did they die out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >They survived on Wrangle Island (Artic) and St Paul Island (Bearing Sea)

      That'd be "Arctic" and "Bering Sea".

      HTH. HAND.

    22. Re:When did they die out? by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      >Considering the amount of SEO spam that's corrupted Google search results,

      I'll admit that Google isn't as good as it used to be, but it is still very good. Very few of my searches turn up many irrelevant SEOd pages on the first page or two of results. And when you do get a lot of irrelevant results, it is usually pretty easy to filter them out.

      "mammoths die out" (no quotes) gets very good results.

      The wiki also has a decent, if somewhat short article on mammoths. Generally, the wiki articles you have to worry about are those on controversial (or supposedly controversial) topics.

    23. Re:When did they die out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing how man hunted mammoths, that's just not possible.

    24. Re:When did they die out? by Randle_Revar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Repenomamus was a Triconodont, which is its own category, not a modern marsupial or placental.

    25. Re:When did they die out? by kohaku · · Score: 1

      considering that many of the world's experts on most science and technology fields ARE regularly reading slashdot

      Doomed, I tell you! DOOOMED!

    26. Re:When did they die out? by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      >As a kid I always thought that Woolly Mammoths died out around the same time as the dinosaurs

      How do people ever get this idea?

    27. Re:When did they die out? by Luminary+Crush · · Score: 1

      That brings up an interesting point - since man quite possibly contributed to the extinction of the Mammoth, would it not be something of a 'duty' to undo the unnatural selection?

      Look, we smarted up before the Buffalo went extinct, and now they make great burgers Buffalo Meat Sales.
      Can you imagine a Mammoth prime rib? Am I the only one thinking Flinstones here?

    28. Re:When did they die out? by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      There are no stupid questions. But there are stupid places to ask them. Try elsewhere, for better sources of information.

      Ahh I see pomposity is alive and well among mathematicians. This is a perfectly good place to ask that question as it was at least on topic. Go play with your derivatives and leave the social interaction to the humans.

    29. Re:When did they die out? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      That's them!.

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    30. Re:When did they die out? by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Watch the BBC's "Before the Dinosaurs" to get a better idea of how life evolved on earth. There's basically two "families" of animals and they keep alternating in dominance. First one is dominant, then the other, and then the first comes back to prominence. Next time a major extinction happens, it might be the dinosaurs/birds that take over the planet.

      Um, no, that's just your interpretation, presumably taken from the fact that the mammal-like reptiles were "dominant" before the dinosaurs, and they are more closely related to us than were the dinosaurs.

      But before that, it was other reptiles which for all we know *may* be more related to us. And before that it was random giant amphibians which are equally distant from us and all other reptiles.

      In any case, this narrative about "dominance" is a complete misinterpretation of evolutionary history and suggests you're trying to project some kind of modern military idea of "dominance". It's misleading to just look at apex predators and big vertebrates and think of them as "dominant"... by another equally defensible standard, cockroaches have been dominant for the last 200 million years!

    31. Re:When did they die out? by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Dinosaurs and mammals did not coexist. There were some small rat-sized reptiles who were gradually evolving from scales to fur, but they did not take-over until after the dinosaurs were wiped out

      No, you're wrong. The first mammals were alive long before 65 million years ago, and even the first placental mammals precede the dinosaurs.

      Before the K-T extinction, most of them were believed to be small scurrying critters, but that is not to say they weren't mammals. See for example the Wikipedia categories Triassic mammals, Jurassic mammals, and Cretaceous mammals.

      And some of them weren't so small: take a look at Repenomamus.

      Anyway, I mean no offence by this and I commend your interest in paleontology, but you would do well to not rely on vague impressions from television specials when citing facts like these. A lot of this info is also checkable with a couple Google queries.

    32. Re:When did they die out? by aqk · · Score: 1

      That'd be "Wrangel". "Arctic" and "Bering Sea".

      There- fixed that for you. Now where's my Woolly Mammothburger? (you can hold the wool)

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  6. Mammoth hairballs? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I thought cats were disgusting...

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    1. Re:Mammoth hairballs? by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better than mammoth ball hairs.

    2. Re:Mammoth hairballs? by theaveng · · Score: 1

      I read it as "Mammoth hairy balls" which I immediately knew could not be correct.

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    3. Re:Mammoth hairballs? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a logical place to get genetic material, if not a particularly salubrious one.

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    4. Re:Mammoth hairballs? by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just give me an elephant, a hot glue gun, and shitload of brown wigs and I'll recreate the wholly mammoth for a lot cheaper than these scientists.

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    5. Re:Mammoth hairballs? by Kentari · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or get a very funny Darwin Award...

    6. Re:Mammoth hairballs? by Puke+Skywalker · · Score: 1

      We should cross the Mammoth DNA and the DNA of Pygmy Elephants. MMMMMMM Pygmy Mammoths. Yummy.

    7. Re:Mammoth hairballs? by Ken_g6 · · Score: 1

      They'd better make real sure, before cloning from this DNA, that they don't get a smilodon instead!

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    8. Re:Mammoth hairballs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy snap! Great idea! I'm down with that. Frickin uber nerds and pointless ideas. I mean, come on, what is the point of all this? In what way will this help the world? Here's an idea, put your efforts to something that might actually help humanity and the earth in it's present condition. Bunch of dorks. Literally.

    9. Re:Mammoth hairballs? by Luminary+Crush · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can splice the Mammoth DNA into cats and make cat-sized Mammoths. I'll call them Cammoths. If they can be litter-trained they'd make the perfect house pet.

    10. Re:Mammoth hairballs? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Just give me an elephant, a hot glue gun, and shitload of brown wigs and I'll recreate the wholly mammoth for a lot cheaper than these scientists.

      MAKE would run this.

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  7. Just fill in the remaining genes by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Funny

    with those from the Tasmanian Devil ala Jurassic Park. What could possibly go wrong?

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    1. Re:Just fill in the remaining genes by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Or the myostatin "bug" found in belgian blue? =P

    2. Re:Just fill in the remaining genes by whitehatnetizen · · Score: 1

      not meaning to be pedantic, but did you mean tasmanian tiger? the tasmanian devil is still alive and well.

    3. Re:Just fill in the remaining genes by theaveng · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um.... I thought they used frog DNA to fill-in the missing sequences. Which is how supposedly "sterile" dinosaurs were able to give birth.

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    4. Re:Just fill in the remaining genes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he knew that. Its called a joke.

    5. Re:Just fill in the remaining genes by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

      In Jurassic Park they used frog DNA to replace the missing parts. And frogs are alive and well too.

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    6. Re:Just fill in the remaining genes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. You'd need something alive and well if you were going to use it to fill in the blanks.

    7. Re:Just fill in the remaining genes by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      They weren't sterile (obviously). Each and every one was suppose to be female but due to the frog's DNA (and ability to switch genders), well, they got it on, bow chicka and etc.

    8. Re:Just fill in the remaining genes by Smivs · · Score: 1

      Exactly. You'd need something alive and well if you were going to use it to fill in the blanks.

      I'd suggest Kangaroo DNA....make wooly jumpers!

    9. Re:Just fill in the remaining genes by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      So you want us to have gigantic mammoths, spinning around at high speed, eating everything they see (especially rabbits)? Are you insane, or just trying to one-up Jurassic Park for doomed-ness?

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    10. Re:Just fill in the remaining genes by 3waygeek · · Score: 4, Informative

      the tasmanian devil is still alive and well

      I don't think "well" is the right word to describe the Tasmanian devil's status.

  8. This is huge! by wytten · · Score: 5, Funny

    It could be the solution of how how to maintain legacy systems in generations to come. They just need to start mapping the genes of a COBOL programmer.

    1. Re:This is huge! by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Funny

      > They just need to start mapping the genes of a COBOL programmer.

      Why would you do that? They are evil!

      Little green scaly evil punks. Always with their traps and their "I'm dragon subtype I can reach godhood before level 6". Bah!

      Mark my words. You'll regret not having cloned griffins first.

    2. Re:This is huge! by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Almost as bad as those FORTRAN lifeforms. They tend to turn up when least expected and have no idea about micro-computers

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    3. Re:This is huge! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Pffft. After the fall of man, the only thing left will be cockroaches, and Cobol programmers...

  9. Now that we maybe can make a mammoth by nani+popoki · · Score: 1

    We need to begin work on the non-neotenacious version of an ostritch. (Larry Niven fans will get this. For the rest of you, see "Bird in Hand" from his anthology "Flight of the Horse".)

    1. Re:Now that we maybe can make a mammoth by oodaloop · · Score: 3, Funny

      You want us all to read a book/anthology just to get one joke? /Shakes head/ Only on slashdot...

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    2. Re:Now that we maybe can make a mammoth by irtza · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't think you understand. The internet and slashdot was an elaborate ploy by Nivens to get more fans. He planted the ideas for the internet a long time ago and nurtured it until the web was born. He then planted the idea to create a forum for nerds. Once this was done he waited for critical mass and posted this line. Now people like me who stopped reading fiction some time ago, will see this name and investigate on the very same internet! Its rather brilliant. The only thing is that if we comply and read, then he will no longer have a use for the internet and will likely have it taken down (his purpose being completed). To prevent the destruction of this invaluable tool, I will boycott reading any further.

      and with my first paranoid rant done, I am ready to start my day!

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    3. Re:Now that we maybe can make a mammoth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      neotenacious = species that cling to juvenile characteristics. Specifically, Ostriches are descendant from something that *flew*. Emus are too.

      Presumably, parent wants a flying pet ostrich.

      Googling complete, but not without a few wrong turns. Thinking of it as just a latin concept led to quite the red herring: WTF is 'non-new-clinging'? And then google gave me pages of neotenous grubworm articles.

  10. Why the cheap joke? by SebaSOFT · · Score: 0

    Why you put hairyballs as a tag? lol

  11. Mammoths reborn in WoTLK by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    There are woolly mammoths in the latest World of Warcraft expansion. They're huge, fierce, and scary looking.

  12. Let's make one by sproketboy · · Score: 1

    Cool! Let's make one - I want one for a pet!

    1. Re:Let's make one by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Someone already tried genetically engineering one, and the result was a hideously deformed creature called Ron Jeremy. It's hairy enough, but the trunk is in the wrong place...

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    2. Re:Let's make one by artson · · Score: 1
      !!!!

      One of the funniest things I've ever read on Slashdot. Thank you for that image.

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  13. No pet mammoth for me by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have a pet dodo personally.

    1. Re:No pet mammoth for me by Whiteox · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about a furby?

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  14. Not to mention... by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not to mention, didn't we also have this story about how the proteins affect the transcription too, and the same piece of DNA can be transcribed in a dozen different ways or not at all, depending on how those proteins regulate it? It seems to me like in that case it's like saying they decoded half of it.

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    1. Re:Not to mention... by freddy_dreddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      transcription is the process of producing things from DNA, in sequencing like they did you're reading the (static) strains of DNA - not its products. Proteins regulate the expression of DNA, i.e. its products like RNA and proteins - you're confusing the two. To make a comparison: transcription is like running a program to see which data is produced. The data in itself regulates in most software the control-flow of the program and this is your feedback loop. The DNA however is stored on disk, it degrades but isn't affected by transcription since it's not being read and executed.

      The big achievement here is the defragmentation of all that DNA. DNA sequencing typically produces small fragments instead of huge sequences as is often suggested in popular literature. They piece this together with rules of thumb and overlap detection. FYI: the faster the technique for sequencing, the smaller the fragments. Newest techniques these days often produce fragments in the order of a few dozen to a hundred bases.

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    2. Re:Not to mention... by thepotoo · · Score: 4, Informative

      The big achievement here is the defragmentation of all that DNA

      The folks at 454 Life Sciences made reconstructing a genome from lots of little pieces pretty simple by using an algorithm that looks for common fragments (ex AAGGCTTCTA and CTTCTATCTGG probably go together to form AAGGCTTCTATCTGG).

      They also pretty much pioneered modern sequencing techniques.

      The news here (IMHO) is that we've been able to read the genome of an extinct animal. That is an impressive achievement, a few BP errors notwithstanding. If we have multiple copies of the genome (multiple cells), we should be able to figure out what the correct sequence is (mutations are random, and no two cells will have the same mutations). Hair is not exactly the prime target for sequencing due to its exposure to UV light (UV light wreaks havoc on DNA), but with a little work we should be able to the actual sequence.

      So at the end of the day, the Nobel prize goes to the guy who can figure out how many chromosomes a mammoth had. I'd like to say "just use the number that elephants have" but 7 million years (last common ancester) is easily enough time for chromosome duplication to occur.

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    3. Re:Not to mention... by kmcarr · · Score: 5, Informative

      The folks at 454 Life Sciences made reconstructing a genome from lots of little pieces pretty simple by using an algorithm that looks for common fragments (ex AAGGCTTCTA and CTTCTATCTGG probably go together to form AAGGCTTCTATCTGG).

      Spoken like one who has never actually tried to assemble a genome sequence. Trust me, there is absolutely nothing simple about it. And while 454 Life Sciences (now a division of Roche Diagnostics) pioneered a new technology for generating raw DNA sequence data they did not pioneer the assembly process. Sequence assembly algorithms are a long and well studied problem.

      They also pretty much pioneered modern sequencing techniques.

      While 454 was first to the market with a next-generation sequencing platform they are currently in heavy competition with the Illumina/Solexa platform. And then there is Pacific Bioscience due to release a platform in 2010 which could eat both their lunches.

    4. Re:Not to mention... by thepotoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, kmcarr, I bow before your expertise. I've never sequenced a genome, let alone the type of massively parallel sequencing you've done (you're the guy that worked on Arabidopsis sequencing, right?)

      In my defense, however, I only said that 454 had made life a lot easier for people doing sequencing, not that the algorithm itself was simple. I also note that you yourself used their pyrophosphate technique - to say that it's anything but a huge technological leap forward is to undercredit it. I repeat, 454 pioneered the sequencing techniques we use today.

      Wish you'd post more often to Slashdot, we could do with more biology types around here.

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    5. Re:Not to mention... by kmcarr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are right that 454 made a tremendous contribution; I certainly did not mean to imply that they did not. As you correctly stated they pioneered the pyrophosphorylase coupled sequencing by synthesis technology. And this is the technology used for the Mammoth sequencing.

      I just wanted to give credit to some others which have made (or will make) significant contributions. Illumina/Solexa uses a different chemistry, based on reversibly blocked, dye tagged nucleotides. Pacific Biosciences is working on a single molecule sequencing technology which could potentially achieve the $1000 human genome.

      [Yes, I was involved in the arabidopsis transcriptome sequencing by 454.]

    6. Re:Not to mention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a person who works with next-generation sequencing (mostly Illumina and a little 454 data) I think it's useful to note that a number of the 454 reads have issues with insertions being artificially put into the read as a result of the chemistry and you don't get all that many reads alltogether off the machine. While this can be fixed by simply getting more sequence, I'd really like to see them drop some of this onto a GA2 and do a paired-end run (which is far more effective in doing de novo genomic reconstruction) to beef up the 454 reads which can be used as contigs. In the end though, all these are technical issues that can be solved mostly by throwing more money at the problem (although they're probably really constrained by not having a lot of sample).

    7. Re:Not to mention... by Laxitive · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the short fragment size produced by the Solexa machines negatively affect your ability to assemble them?

      My impression of sequencing efforts is that while the Solexa platform is great for other analysis (say SNP detection, gene expression profiling, marker identification, etc.), but not the best tool for full-scale use in genome assembly.

    8. Re:Not to mention... by kmcarr · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Currently the standard read length for Solexa is 36 nucleotides (though some are pushing it much further.) This is a far cry from the 600-800 nt reads we were used to with Sanger sequencing. There are some people working on de novo genome assembly with Solexa paired-end reads. You are correct though, this platform is much better suited to resequencing (e.g. SNP discovery), transcript sequencing/profiling, ChIP-seq, etc. All of these depend on having a reference sequence to map the Solexa reads to. This marks a significant change in why most people will sequence DNA; it won't be to discover new sequence but as a biological assay.

    9. Re:Not to mention... by localman · · Score: 1

      I think this is a pretty good point. How much information is stored in the DNA and how much is stored in the warm organic medium that works with it?

      It reminds me of Hofstadter's question about how much informatio is stored in the record and how much in the record player. That's a fairly simple example, but if you replace it with CD and CD Player, or even MP3 data stream and decoder, it becomes more clear.

      Then you can take it a step further and wonder how much of the meaning of the audio is stored in the audio itself and how much is stored in the associations in the brain of the listener?

      In any case, I think we may someday be able to get a fully functional mammoth-like creature out of the DNA we have by modeling the cellular environment of similar creatures. But I tend to think a strand of DNA in a vacuum is no more meaningful than a cell without DNA in a vacuum.

      Cheers.

  15. DNA extracted from balls of hair? by iammani · · Score: 1

    hmm DNA extracted from hairs of balls would be more interesting.

  16. pricetag: $10 million, right now by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Interesting

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/20/science/20mammoth.html?partner=permalink&exprod=permalink

    right NOW, we can do this

    apparently it would be tedious, but a number of technical hurdles have been overcome lately to the point where this is really conceivable to do, and the talk about doing it isnot theoretical, but practical

    1. most recent modern genome decoders don't care that the dna is shredded into pieces
    2. encapsulated in keratin (hair), the dna is not so tainted by bacterial dna like it is in bone
    3. a new technique allows modifying modern elephant dna 50,000 genomic sites at a time, rather than one by one, so the proper egg can be arrived at after a few generations of reconstruction, implanted in a female elephant, and voila

    this can be done, right NOW!

    amazing

    even more freaky: we can do the same, right now, with neanderthal!

    using chimpanzee as a starting point for ethical considerations, we can also, right NOW, bring a neanderthal back to life

    that's pretty freaky. these guys wouldn't be dumb. someone would have to explain to the guy that he is not the last of his species, he's an artifically reconstructed clone of a guy who died 50,000 years ago. no one of his kind exists anymore

    but we revived a wooly old friend of yours too. here's a spear, happy hunting

    just don't eat the dodo
    or the quagga
    or the irish elk
    or the auroch
    or the sabretooth though

    really really freaky and amazing

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    1. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Comparing the averages, Neanderthals had about 100 cc more brain matter than we regular humans do.

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    2. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by genner · · Score: 1

      Ok you are hearby banned from using the word "freaky" ever again.

    3. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know there's a Geico joke here somewhere...

    4. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Yes, but smaller frontal lobes, which are what really matter.

    5. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even more freaky: we can do the same, right now, with neanderthal!

      Some theists I know aren't certain if they believe in cavemen; this could shake up the evolution debate quite a bit.

    6. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by john83 · · Score: 1

      A sperm whale has about 5-8 times the brain matter we do. I don't see them inventing the digital clock radio any time soon.

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    7. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by Luminary+Crush · · Score: 1

      It's almost so easy even a caveman could do it!

    8. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but smaller frontal lobes, which are what really matter.

      Yeah, well, that's a bit of a grey area.

      [ducks, runs]

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    9. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      I laughed. On the inside. Before I cried.

      Just kidding, I love a good pun.

    10. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We already have resurrected the Auroch. Just remember, kids, artificial selection == genetic engineering!

    11. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      1. most recent modern genome decoders don't care that the dna is shredded into pieces
      2. encapsulated in keratin (hair), the dna is not so tainted by bacterial dna like it is in bone

      Agent George Fox: But is that even possible? I mean, can you really clone a human being from the hair of a dead man?
      Mark Sherman: Well, hair is made up of keratinized cells, but to determine if it's really possible you'd--
      Agent George Fox: Sherman! I asked you a question.
      Mark Sherman: You mean us? At our present state of technology?
      Agent George Fox: Yes.
      Mark Sherman: No.
      Agent George Fox: Then what the hell are we talking about?

      And that's from a movie from 1984. Man, that is amazing after only 24 years.

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    12. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by JonDorian88 · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that Geico didn't do that already?

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    13. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by Clifton+Beach · · Score: 1

      just don't eat the ... the quagga

      Actually he could eat a quagga. We've got a few of them wandering around in the mountain reserve in Cape Town. A few years ago DNA analysis showed that they were a variety of zebra rather than a new species, and they were resurrected by selective breeding thanks to The Quagga Project

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    14. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by dwye · · Score: 1

      > A sperm whale has about 5-8 times the brain matter we do.
      > I don't see them inventing the digital clock radio any
      > time soon.

      And if THAT doesn't prove their superior intelligence, I don't know what does.

    15. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by CountRugen · · Score: 1

      Man has always assumed that he is more intelligent than dolphins because he has accomplished so much: the wheel, New York, Wars, and so on, while all the dolphins ever did was muck about in the water having a good time. However, dolphins consider themselves far more intelligent than man for exactly the same reasons. - The Guide

    16. Re:pricetag: $10 million, right now by john83 · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's pretty much the passage I was thinking of. That and Adams' raw hatred of the digital watch.

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  17. Insensitive Topic by Hasney · · Score: 2, Funny

    My g/f was looking over my shoulder and proclaimed she already had a pet wooly mammoth and looked at me :(

    1. Re:Insensitive Topic by iammani · · Score: 1

      and looked at me :(

      I hope she did not mean you. ;)

    2. Re:Insensitive Topic by Smivs · · Score: 1

      What? You've got a girlfriend? And she doesn't live in Canada?

    3. Re:Insensitive Topic by Chineseyes · · Score: 1

      Funny your girlfriend looked at my crotch and proclaimed she already had a pet wooly mammoth.

      I kid, I kid

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  18. Me like mammoth by krou · · Score: 1
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  19. *sigh* want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have 20,000 gold. can I have one now?

  20. They could have saved themselves a ton of work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by just plucking one of RMS's many hairs.

  21. clone or harvest eggs and sperm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they have well preserved (i.e. frozen) specimens, why not just harvest eggs and sperm, mix, shake well, implant in an elephant, wait 22 months, and profit^H^H^H^H^H^H^H see what comes out.

    1. Re:clone or harvest eggs and sperm by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      If they have well preserved (i.e. frozen) specimens, why not just harvest eggs and sperm, mix, shake well, implant in an elephant, wait 22 months, and profit^H^H^H^H^H^H^H see what comes out.

      Even 'preserved' DNA does not age well.

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    2. Re:clone or harvest eggs and sperm by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      Okay, have you ever seen what happens to an egg left outside for a week?

      2 weeks?

      12 thousand years?

      There's your problem.

    3. Re:clone or harvest eggs and sperm by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Okay, have you ever seen what happens to an egg left outside for a week?

      It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea.

      Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter morning.
      Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas morning.

      The End.

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  22. The only important question by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do they taste good??

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    1. Re:The only important question by Whiteox · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No. Mammoth meat probably smells and tastes like limburger cheese.

      University of Michigan paleontologist Daniel Fisher had a theory that early Americans of 10,000 years ago used frozen lakes as refrigerators to store mastodon and mammoth meat. He tested his theory when a friend's horse died of old age. Fisher dropped chunks of horse meat of up to 170 pounds below the ice in a nearby pond. He anchored some pieces to the bottom. Every week or so he cooked and chewed a piece of meat, and eventually swallowed each bite. The meat remained safe to eat well into the summer. The theory is that as the water warmed in the spring, lactobacilli (the bacteria found in yogurt & cheese) colonized the meat, rendering it inhospitable to other pathogens. So despite the smell and taste (similar to Limburger cheese), the meat remained safe to eat.
      http://www.foodreference.com/html/f-mammoth-meat.html

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    2. Re:The only important question by TheLink · · Score: 1

      But that's probably even less accurate than saying milk smells and tastes like limburger cheese.

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    3. Re:The only important question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm already working on my 365 wooly mammoth recipes... subtitled... "once you pick the hairs out they're not that bad."

    4. Re:The only important question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course!
      Why do you think they became extinct?

    5. Re:The only important question by deepgrey · · Score: 1

      Dunno, but I bet Andrew Zimmern would try it.

    6. Re:The only important question by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously, you think mammoth meat probably smelled and tasted like Limburger cheese because a guy stuck horsemeat in a pond for months, and then it smelled and tasted like Limburger? A couple of clues as to where you might have gone wrong - fresh horsemeat does not taste or smell like Limburger, and mammoth meat probably did not require long term pond storage before it could be eaten.

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    7. Re:The only important question by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree. Maybe he should try the experiment again.
      His point though was to see how long meat was edible using natural refrigeration techniques. 3 months is not bad going for dead horse meat.
      Mind you, in tough times it's the offal that would be prized and eaten first due to the higher nutritional content. Depends how hungry you are.
      Fred Flintstone ate mammoth ribs. It was on TV so it must be true.

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    8. Re:The only important question by E++99 · · Score: 1

      It's FAR more likely they smoked meat to preserve it, as that's what their descendants did. And it probably tasted closer to smoked elephant.

  23. What about woolly mammoth KDE?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *sigh*

  24. More food for all of us by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I wonder what it will taste like, anyways, it will feed a small village for a week in africa, so I definitely think we should bring them back in armies and replace killing of smaller mammals for food...1 kill = food for 1 vs. 1 kill = food for 10!

    1. Re:More food for all of us by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Given that mammoths are big and probably not too keen on havinmg spears chucked at them, it's be more like one mammoth kill, three hunter kills, food for the surviving hunters.

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    2. Re:More food for all of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you played the Oregon Trail? You can't carry all of it back if you kill the bigger animals.

    3. Re:More food for all of us by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Being we are in 21 century, a gather a nicely placed sniper shot into the eye, might take it down from 20 yards away no problem, without needing spears or a whole slew of men to do this.

  25. Think of the Mastodons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You inconsiderate bast*ards.

  26. Intelligent design? by houghi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If we are able to design an animal, would this mean intelligent design, or would it mean evolution at its best? (There goes the karma)

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  27. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article itself says that "about two-thirds" of the genome has been reconstructed, not "more than three-quarters," as the teaser says.

    1. Re:Correction by Smivs · · Score: 1

      According to this BBC article it was 80%

  28. Obb xkcd by houghi · · Score: 1
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  29. Crocodiles!=dinos, and mammal coexisted w/ dinos by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 3, Informative

    Crocodilians do not come from dinosaurs, although they are related, i.e. their earliest common ancestor was neither a dinosaur nor a crocodilian. On the other hand, the earliest common ancestor of birds was a dinosaur.

    Also, mammals existed at least 125Mya:

    The oldest known marsupial is Sinodelphys, found in 125M-year old early Cretaceous shale in China's northeastern Liaoning Province. The fossil is nearly complete and includes tufts of fur and imprints of soft tissues.

  30. Jurassic Park? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    The correct tag for this would be eyreaffair, not jurassicpark. In The Eyre Affair there were resurrected mammoths wandering around the British countryside (and since they were an endangered species you weren't allowed to interfere with their migration patterns).

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    1. Re:Jurassic Park? by Fotherington · · Score: 0

      For those who haven't read any Jasper Fforde, see here. A very suitable Christmas gift for the literary geek in your life.

  31. Hey what about by Whiteox · · Score: 1

    Mastodons?
    They seem to have lived later than the mammoths like 10,000 years ago

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  32. Obigitory SP by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    How about making little potbellied woolly mammoths?

  33. Poll time by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Which would you rather her to call you?

    a) pet woolly mammoth
    b) neanderthal
    c) dinosaur
    d) Fred
    e) Cowboy Neal

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    1. Re:Poll time by Hasney · · Score: 1

      Anything but Fred, since that's my dads name.....

      *shudder*

    2. Re:Poll time by maxume · · Score: 1

      Not a junior, huh?

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  34. Yeah, but... by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but who wants 3/4 of a Wooly Mammoth? Aren't we at least 98% similar in DNA to earthworms? Let me know when the whole genome is reconstructed. :)

  35. good timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    global worming -> global ice age

  36. The question we should all ask... by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

    Sure cloning a mammoth would be cool, but I think we all need to ask ourselves some important ethical questions beforehand. For instance, will it run linux?

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    1. Re:The question we should all ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if they did, imagine a beowulf cluster of ....

      anyway, im sure there arent any really practical uses for mammoths these days, but it would be really cool, if only to see the look on some poor africans face when suddenly all the elephants around seem to be going through a hippy phase :)

      also, mammoth burger, yum yum

  37. Can Einstein clones be far behind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait a sec -- if we're as close as that -

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/20/science/20mammoth.html?partner=permalink&exprod=permalink [nytimes.com]

    - to resurrecting members of extinct species -- how far are we from being able to select "valuable human beings" to have another go?

    We have Einstein's brain tissue, at least -- probably more? He is universally revered - and even those that might think it wouldn't work would be interested to see whether or not it did. Might not the "purely good" motive here be enough to overcome the objections on the part of those who think human cloning is morally wrong?

    The case could certainly be made and the already prevalent use of donor sperm pretty much ensures that there would be plenty of women lined up to offer their wombs (we'd probably find out a lot about extra-genetic influences on development).

    Morally speaking, if we *could* reproduce already proven exceptionally beneficial members of our species, might there not even be a positive argument for it?

  38. Reading comprehension by Arnar · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else read "reconstructed from the hair of their balls" ?

    1. Re:Reading comprehension by kilraid · · Score: 1

      yes

  39. We Hunted Mammoths to Extinction by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 1

    Mammoths were one of the many large mammal and bird species that went extinct coinciding with the global expansion of man. Even our ancestral cousins, the Neandertals, disappeared abruptly when Cro-Magnon man arrived on the scene. A wave of extinctions descended down through America at about the same time people arrived. The most likely conclusion is that one our Cro-Magnon predecessors learned how to hunt in groups, they tended to kill everything large almost everywhere they went.

  40. Pet Mammoths? by dem0n1 · · Score: 1

    A pet Wooly Mammoth might be a bit of a burden on the average urban dweller. Would there perhaps be a be a way to create a dwarf wooly mammoth? Maybe by cross-breeding it with a pot-bellied pig? Oh, and is there any way to give it more asses?

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  41. but when will it mate with a pot belly pig?? by ormoru · · Score: 1

    then we get pigmy pot bellied woolly mammoths! Apartment sized!

    1. Re:but when will it mate with a pot belly pig?? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I think pigmy Neanderthals would be more disturbing.

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    2. Re:but when will it mate with a pot belly pig?? by Erbo · · Score: 1

      That won't work! Haven't you heard that song by Loverboy? "Doo, doo, pig and mammoth DNA just won't splice!"

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  42. Moderator omniscience by conureman · · Score: 1

    I for one fail to see anything trollish or off-topic in parent post. Am I new here?

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      I for one fail to see anything trollish or off-topic in parent post. Am I new here?

      Yes.

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  43. Re:Crocodiles!=dinos, and mammal coexisted w/ dino by theaveng · · Score: 1

    Well the placental mammals, like us and almost every other mammal, did not evolve until after the Asteroid event. They've been dominant for about 60 million years.

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  44. I know that classic theory by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    I _know_ the classic theory about DNA being everything, and the proteins just regulating what gets transcribed. What I'm referring to is the recent article linked to even on Slashdot: "The Gene Is Having an Identity Crisis", where they claimed that it just isn't so. They claimed exactly what I wrote there: that the same gene can be transcribed in a dozen different ways, based on what those proteins say, and that half your heredity is actually in those proteins.

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    1. Re:I know that classic theory by freddy_dreddy · · Score: 1

      That's a chicken & egg philosophy. It's long known that genes code for different proteins - please scroll through the comments in that post and count the 'old news' remarks. You need protein expression profiling to uncover how those basepairs relate - among other things - but this does not shift part of the amount of heredity in sequences to protein level. In your reasoning, a transplanted liver introduces heredity information from the donor to the recipient. It doesn't. You just need DNA.

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  45. not mammoth, mimmoth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me, i'm waiting for a mimmoth.

    much easier to keep as a pet.

  46. I have shocking news for you; brace yourself by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    Non-placental mammals are mammals now. They were mammals then.

    "Dinosaurs and mammals did not coexist." -- nope, sorry.

    I know, I know. Hard to believe. I, too, had to go through the five stages of grief upon learning this.

    1. Re:I have shocking news for you; brace yourself by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Proto-mammals are not mammals.

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  47. Balls of hair? by relikx · · Score: 1

    Dyslexic or not this seems to be an interesting way to get the mammoth's DNA.

  48. Re:Crocodiles!=dinos, and mammal coexisted w/ dino by PickItApart · · Score: 1

    Heres something to wrap your head around

    Put away all your criticisms until you finish reading this, and assume for just a minute that the 'bible' is right about something...

    Adam and Eve were suggested to have lived for some 900 years or so, as well as many generations following (until Noah and the flood I believe).

    ASSUMING this is true, for whatever reason that humans were living 13 times longer than they are today.... the same would probably be true for other 'animals'

    True fact: a lizard NEVER stops growing throughout its life, until the day it dies

    if lizards lived 13 times longer than they do today, they would in fact be 13 times larger..

    The "Green Iguana" commonly lives to be 6ft long, weighs 20 pounds, and while 'walking' are about 12 inches tall

    times this by 13..

    the Green Iguana /or/ "Giant Green Iguana" could , back some 4,000 yeras ago, lived to be:
    78feet long
    260 Pounds
    13 Feet Tall

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    dinosaur // begin criticism //

  49. Do we really want to? by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do we really want to do this to a sentient and intelligent species?

    For a start, the Neanderthal will be a circus freak for all his life. Whatever his other achievements or shortcomings would be, he'll still be that reconstructed Neanderthal. I doubt that he could have a normal job or relationship or interact normally with new people, without getting back to that aspect that he's the only Neanderthal in the world. Even assuming that all people he'll meet are nice and tactful, it's still that curiosity aspect. It sounds like a recipe for getting depressed later.

    But the more realistic aspect is that most people just aren't that nice. There are plenty of people for which it's nearly impossible to say "black" without an "N", if you know what I mean, and for whom it's a human rights issue if you even ask them to be nice. Can you imagine what these guys would be like, to a different _species_.

    I mean, whatever job he'll ever get, and for whatever personal skills or achievements, there'll _always_ be some idiot trying to make one of the following points:

    - he only got it because he's a Neanderthal, or

    - Earth for humans, you freaks don't belong here, or

    - here's a long list of bullshit and fallacies as to why your kind is biologically too stupid for this job, and we don't want your kind around,

    etc.

    Can you imagine a Neanderthal going through high-school without a trauma, for that matter? High school "society" nowadays is based on _extreme_ conformism. (Even if, ironically, it usually means conforming to the image of being a non-conformist rebel.) To belong there, you must look like everyone else, listen to the same music as everyone else, say the same ideas and memes as everyone else, etc. Probably half the RIAA labels' income comes from teenagers who just have to buy the same albums as everyone else in their peer group, for example. And being different in any way, is a recipe for being at best ostracized and at worst bullied constantly. How do you think they'll behave towards our hypothetical reconstructed Neanderthal, which looks different from the rest, speaks very differently too (if recent research about their larynx and hearing system are right), maybe even has different aptitudes (Neanderthals never seem to have invented or used or made missile weapons, so maybe this guy will just not be wired to have any skill in any ball game), and possibly have the brain wired differently enough to think differently?

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    1. Re:Do we really want to? by Luminary+Crush · · Score: 1

      Like this guy couldn't get a job selling insurance?

    2. Re:Do we really want to? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Do we really want to do this to a sentient and intelligent species?

      For a start, the Neanderthal will be a circus freak for all his life. Whatever his other achievements or shortcomings would be, he'll still be that reconstructed Neanderthal. I doubt that he could have a normal job or relationship or interact normally with new people, without getting back to that aspect that he's the only Neanderthal in the world. Even assuming that all people he'll meet are nice and tactful, it's still that curiosity aspect. It sounds like a recipe for getting depressed later.

      But the more realistic aspect is that most people just aren't that nice. There are plenty of people for which it's nearly impossible to say "black" without an "N", if you know what I mean, and for whom it's a human rights issue if you even ask them to be nice. Can you imagine what these guys would be like, to a different _species_.

      I think the Neanderthals can take care of themselves. With a significantly larger brain capacity, significantly denser bones and utterly massive muscles, I think it will be the tactless h. sapiens who will be finding our sympathy after such a run-in.

      But if this were done, I would think/hope they would produce a number of them in a controlled environment, so they could develop and learn, and be studied together in a controlled environment. Perhaps they could form as adults a Neanderthal think-tank, where they use their massive brains to solve the world's problems... if they could resist the insane offers coming in from the NFL trying to recruit them as defensive linemen.

      I have no idea what their psychology would be like. All we know in terms of that is that they were more loners, in small family groups, as opposed to the larger communities of h. sapiens, and that their tents appeared disorganized, as opposed to the neat and tidy tents of h. sapiens. But as we already have a fairly good idea of their physicality, I think that the aspects of their psychology would hold the biggest surprises.

    3. Re:Do we really want to? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, here's a funny thought about Neanderthals. They existed for far longer than Homo Sapiens, and they seemed to never have discovered warfare. Even in times of extreme famine and/or overpopulation (and we have evidence of famine in, say, the development of their children's teeth), they just starved, but never managed to produce skeletons that look like they've been murdered with a weapon.

      So I don't know how well they'd adapt to _our_ world.

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    4. Re:Do we really want to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He could work for Geico?

    5. Re:Do we really want to? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that's wrong. Google "Neanderthal violence".

  50. registration NOT required... by robnator · · Score: 1
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  51. Re:Crocodiles!=dinos, and mammal coexisted w/ dino by Randle_Revar · · Score: 3, Informative

    >Well the placental mammals, like us and almost every other mammal, did not evolve until after the Asteroid event.

    Wrong. There were plenty of mammals in the Mesozoic. And according to the University of California Museum of Paleontology "Eutherians first became common in central Asia during the Upper Cretaceous." Eutherians being the technically correct name for placental mammals.

    http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/mammal/eutheria/eutheriafr.html

  52. ruly mamoof! by eronysis · · Score: 1

    Sounds Deerishus.

  53. can't wait for neanderthal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming you're right, and we can also do it without horrible animal suffering (like many unpleasant abortions as part of the cloning process), then someone find a billionaire to fund this!

    I don't think it would be ethical to use a chimpanzee surrogate for a neanderthal, because I believe neanderthals are more closely related to humans than chimps.

    Neanderthal clones would undermine religions. It's frightening how stupid the (religulous) U.S. is. Human stupidity needs to be confronted, and cloning can help.

    Similar reasoning: Imagine if the U.S. had natural ape populations today. Would the religulous be retarding our civilisation and endangering us, as much as they do presently?

  54. I've never seen a three-legged elephant before by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Would it be able to walk?

    1. Re:I've never seen a three-legged elephant before by Richard+Frost · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I'm just waiting for all the penis jokes from that one.

  55. no, he'll be a millionaire artist by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    like picasso, the neanderthal

    neanderthals didn't go extinct, they interbred. there's a little neanderthal in all of us

    its not so bleak as you presume. as a unique person, he'll enjoy rockstar status. there's also asshats that pick on people in wheelchairs, but do you see stephen hawking genuinely limited by that in life? you are giving too much credence to the reaction of the lowest common denominator, which he wouldn't come in that much contact with, and wouldn't rule his life

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  56. I'm waiting .... by josepha48 · · Score: 1

    ... for a sabertooth cat. I want it to attack my neighbor.. er uh play with his cat...

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  57. Words of a Darwin Award winner by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    Just give me an elephant, a hot glue gun, and shitload of brown wigs and I'll recreate the wholly mammoth for a lot cheaper than these scientists.

    You advocated an idea that fails to account for the fact the animal in question won't enjoy being hot glued to brown wigs very much, and is likely to smack and stump all over you for trying. Sorry dude, it's not going to work.

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  58. Acfually, there isn't by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, apparently there is exactly 0% Neanderthal in us, if you look at the DNA. You can see the differences between Neanderthals and the common ancestor (since that's what made them Neanderthals), and you can see the differences between humans and the common ancestor (since that's what makes us humans.) The two sets just don't overlap. All the genes that made Neanderthals be Neanderthals are not present in us.

    The easiest to look at is the mitochondrial DNA, since it's pretty small, and it's been mapped to death for both species. We just don't have any humans which show the unique Neanderthal mutations there. So at least there was no _female_ neanderthal in anyone's ancestry.

    Now I'd be surprised if they didn't at least try to have sex with each other, given that in some places they lived in the same cave for tens of thousands of years. I mean, so it was short and stout women with sloped foreheads. Some people would still try to screw one, if one was available. And viceversa.

    The more probable explanation is that, like any other combination of different species, the offspring was either non-viable (if the species are not that related) or sterile (if they're closely related.) E.g., see mules, or either combination of lion and tiger.

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    1. Re:Acfually, there isn't by E++99 · · Score: 1

      All that has been compared so far is the mitochondrial DNA. OF COURSE we have no mitochondrial DNA. I don't know what they were thinking studying that. How excited is a h. sapiens male going to get over an insanely massive woman (and not necessarily short) who could crush him like a bird with one hand? A h. sapiens female on the other hand, would likely find a Neanderthal male quite irresistible... possibly in more ways than one, as "consent" may or may not have been as highly valued as it is now.

      When I think of Neanderthals males and H. sapiens females, I can't help but be reminded of the place in Genesis where it says, "the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful; and they took wives for themselves, whomever they chose." There's also an account in one of the Jewish pseudepigraphical books, of Lamech, the father of Noah, seeing that the baby Noah was all white and red, and freaking out, and running to the prophet, his grandfather Enoch to find out what to do, and if it was really his child. Enoch said it was, that this was because of the aforementioned "sons of God taking wives from the daughters of men" in the time of Jared (Enoch's father). This can be interpreted many ways, but especially in light of the scientific evidence in favor of light skin and red freckles coming from Neanderthals, I'm inclined to think that Adam through Jared were Neanderthals, Jared's generation mixed with dark-skinned H. sapiens females, and became progressively dark-skinned in the generations down to Lamech, but for whatever reason some recessive white-skin-and-freckles genes re-expressed themselves in Moses. Of course, this could be completely wrong, but it fits together too well for me to dismiss.

      Regardless, I have little doubt that we have some neanderthal DNA. There are many examples of apparent hybrids in the archeological record, especially in the Levant, which the two species shared for a very long time, and also in extinct races of South America. You can see a beautiful museum example of a hybrid, although it's not discussed in terms of being a hybrid, just in terms of having extremely dense and large bones and unusually large brow ridges, in the Digging for the Truth episode on the Giants of Patagonia.

    2. Re:Acfually, there isn't by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      How excited is a h. sapiens male going to get over an insanely massive woman (and not necessarily short) who could crush him like a bird with one hand?

      I hope you do realize that:

      1. There are people even in these days who have a fetish about that, and pay sites catering to them.

      2. There are even people who get a hardon about fucking goats and sheep.

      3. They had a chronic shortage of women during tribal and ancient times, due to disproportionate mortality rates. A big reason for tribal warfare and even ancient era warfare was, basically, going and killing those guys and taking their women. Although that was later than the extinction of the Neanderthals, so there just were a lot of still young and horny men whose wife had just died in childbirth or from complications.

      If you think human women preferred Neanderthal men, well, then that would leave an even bigger shortage of women for the human males.

      So the question is whether you'd prefer a muscular woman who's available and willing, or masturbation for the rest of your life. And they didn't have Internet to help with the masturbation part either.

      I don't know about you, but I'd get over the looks and fuck a Neanderthal girl, if that were the choice. I'd be thoroughly surprised if I'm the only one. Again, you only have to look at modern times. Worse looking girls get married anyway.

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    3. Re:Acfually, there isn't by E++99 · · Score: 1

      But that begs the question of how you would get a Neanderthal woman away from a Neanderthal man... you wouldn't.

  59. Re:Crocodiles!=dinos, and mammal coexisted w/ dino by vux984 · · Score: 1

    if lizards lived 13 times longer than they do today, they would in fact be 13 times larger..

    Hi there,

    Welcome to remedial math. You are here because you don't understand the relationship of volume, mass, and length very well.

    If you have a 1x1x1" cube that weighs one pound, and it were to become 13x larger, would it really be a 13 lb cube 13x13x13" to a side?

    If that were true, it is actually, by volume, 2197 times larger than it was before, and as a result its density has gone from 1 lb per cubic inch to 0.006 lb per cubic inch.

    If you have 1x1" cube, and you make its volume 13x times larger, and as a bonus keep the density the same, how large would it be? Answer: 2.35x2.35x2.35" Not nearly as impressive.

    By extension, an iguana that is 6ft long, that grows 13x as big by volume, would be maybe 15' ft long, and stand 28" tall. Again... not all that impressive.

    And even all that assumes a constant growth rate, which of course, isn't the case. There is a big growth spurt at the beginning, and it slows down from there.

  60. Possible surrogate mother by dietdew7 · · Score: 1

    Can they breed it with a pig?

  61. that's a shame by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i always fancied i was half caveman

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  62. You'll be sorry when... by csoto · · Score: 1

    we discover mammoths have a taste for human flesh!

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  63. I've often wondered... by crhylove · · Score: 1

    if there is an extinct species of animal or plant that is essential for human health that we have been missing from our diet by over population. A mammoth or mastodon is the most likely suspect in the animal kingdom, so I can't wait to try a mammoth or mastodon burger, and see how I feel!

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  64. Re:Just to get it over with COMPLETELY by aqk · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new trollish or off-topic overlords.


    ?? Ok, then...

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  65. Re:Crocodiles!=dinos, and mammal coexisted w/ dino by saforrest · · Score: 1

    Eutherians being the technically correct name for placental mammals.

    Well, technically I don't think Eutheria and placental mammals is *exactly* synonymous. They have different criteria for inclusion, with placentals a subgrouping of Eutheria. It's just that there are no living non-placental eutherians.

  66. Re:Crocodiles!=dinos, and mammal coexisted w/ dino by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

    Thanks, that is interesting to know. I already knew that marsupials technically have a placenta of sorts, but they are not considered placentals, and are definitely not Eutherians.

    Anyway, I just wanted to make it clear what the quote was referring to.