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European Police Plan to Remote-Search Hard Drives

Smivs points out a blandly-worded story from the BBC with scary implications, excerpting "Remote searches of suspect computers will form part of an EU plan to tackle hi-tech crime. The five-year action plan will take steps to combat the growth in cyber theft and the machines used to spread spam and other malicious programs. It will also encourage better sharing of data among European police forces to track down and prosecute criminals. Europol will co-ordinate the investigative work and also issue alerts about cyber crime sprees."

260 comments

  1. lol by snarfies · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, good thing I have a firewall, built right into my router.

    1. Re:lol by clam666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's funny. I tend to keep my highly illegal terrorism-and-kiddie-porn related files on disconnected usb drives.

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    2. Re:lol by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      What are you? A terror... hmmm, you just said that...

    3. Re:lol by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      Yes, and your government had one heck of a time designing that firewall.

    4. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      clam666 hard disk is thrashing by now :P

    5. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skynet?

    6. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (user was scanned for this post)

    7. Re:lol by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Linus Torvalds put them on 4chan and lets the world backup it.

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    8. Re:lol by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Ouch, forgot to check Anonymous Coward eh?

    9. Re:lol by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Now, everybody just enable file sharing and the police can search everyones drive's in an orderly fashion. Also, please create an administrator account with user name "police" and a password of "nowarrant".

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    10. Re:lol by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Insightful. Because clam666 is his real name.

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    11. Re:lol by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

      That's funny. I tend to keep my highly illegal terrorism-and-kiddie-porn related files on disconnected usb drives.

      What's suddenly wrong with backsides of used envelopes?

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    12. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...which is heavily encrypted with DoD-compliant encryption...

    13. Re:lol by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I tend to keep my highly illegal terrorism-and-kiddie-porn related files on disconnected usb drives.

      We know.

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  2. All the more reason... by Tastecicles · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...to roll-your-own OS. Or use one that's been built by and for the community with all the source code visible for all to see. Proprietary binaries? You don't know what's squirrelled away in there...

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    1. Re:All the more reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...to roll-your-own OS. Or use one that's been built by and for the community with all the source code visible for all to see. Proprietary binaries? You don't know what's squirrelled away in there...

      You don't know what's squirreled away in the Linux kernel, or any other open-source product you didn't entirely write yourself.

      It's very easy to hide something nefarious in just a few lines of C (see the obfesicated C contesr for examples). If the NSA or a group of smart enough criminals wanted to hide something in a major open-source project, they almost definately could.

    2. Re:All the more reason... by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even visible source code isn't entirely safe:
      http://cm.bell-labs.com/who/ken/trust.html

      Always a fun read.

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    3. Re:All the more reason... by vadim_t · · Score: 0

      It's possible to defeat that though.

      Let's say you want to verify a copy of GCC.

      1. Take the gcc source you want to check.
      2. Compile gcc with your compiler. This is gcc_gcc
      3. Compile gcc with another, completely different compiler. Say, Intel's one. We have now an icc_gcc. The binaries are different, but should work the same.
      4. Compile the source you want to check with both of those, yielding gcc_gcc_gcc and icc_gcc_gcc.
      5. Compare the resulting binaries. They should be identical.

      It's very unlikely that several completely different compilers were hiddenly patched to patch gcc in exactly the same manner. It's possible to test a large number of variations of this, by for instance testing both the oldest icc that will work and the newest one.

    4. Re:All the more reason... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Linux kernel is enormous and monolithic, which is why it is vulnerable to that sort of activity. But a smaller, microkernel design like Minix is easier to inspect, for those who have the time to do so. If you are truly concerned about people sneaking code into your OS, your best bet is to go with a microkernel and put in the effort to inspect that kernel and any relevant drivers; if you do not have that time, then you just need to trust others to do the inspecting for you.

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    5. Re:All the more reason... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      5. Compare the resulting binaries. They should be identical.

      No they shouldn't. That's the whole point of paying good money for the Intel compiler: it's supposed to create faster binaries that are of course different from gcc's output.

      In general, there are myriad ways to create functionally equivalent code with different machine code sequences. The odds of two unrelated compilers producing identical output are essentially nil.

    6. Re:All the more reason... by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Linux kernel is enormous and monolithic, which is why it is vulnerable to that sort of activity. But a smaller, microkernel design like Minix is easier to inspect

      Oh, the irony of this is hilarious. Linux is now more cumbersome to work with than the operating system which caused Linus to write the Linux kernel in the first place. I'm sure Tanenbaum will be proud that he's come full circle. :-P

      Besides, all of the stuff one layer up from the microkernel would still need to be checked for security, so I don't really think it buys you anything. The operating system is more than just the kernel.

      Cheers

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    7. Re:All the more reason... by karstux · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, he's right. The intel-compiled gcc might be faster than the gcc-compiled gcc, but their (the 2nd generation compiler's) outputs should be identical.

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    8. Re:All the more reason... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're not two unrelated compilers.

      Reread the GP.

      Compare the output of GCC compiled with GCC to the output of GCC compiled with ICC.

      The compiler doing the final output is the same - GCC. The compiler doing the intermediate compile is different, but it's compiling the same GCC source code for the compiler for the last step. Which means, functionally - but not binary - icc_gcc_gcc and gcc_gcc_gcc should be identical. It would then follow that they'd produce identical output from the same source code.

      Now, I'm not a C programmer, so I could just be talking out of my ass here, but it logically makes sense.

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    9. Re:All the more reason... by squizzar · · Score: 1

      No, because GCC is what is doing the final compile, so the result should be identical. The version of GCC compiled with ICC may be better optimized, but the program itself should run the same. In fact you answer this point in your own post: there are myriad ways to create functionally equivalent code with different machine code sequences. gcc_gcc_gcc and icc_gcc_gcc are functionally equivalent in this example.

      So assuming no tampering gcc_gcc_gcc and icc_gcc_gcc are functionally equivalent. Now assuming that both original icc and gcc have been compromised and will introduce a patch to gcc_gcc and icc_gcc when it is compiled. Since icc will operate differently to gcc, the patch must be different, and hence the gcc_gcc and icc_gcc will operate differently. Thus when they are used to compile gcc the final time the output will be different.

      It took a moment to get my head round, but the OP is correct, this will show that something fishy is going on.

    10. Re:All the more reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      (see the obfesicated C contesr for examples)

      You didn't win the ofbusteacd Glnesih tsonetc, huh?

    11. Re:All the more reason... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Oh... <Emily-Litella> Never mind. </Emily-Litella>

    12. Re:All the more reason... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is, there's still a nonzero number of people who are most likely not on the NSA's payroll, who are reviewing every line that comes in, and who may help reject a given patch if it can't be understood.

      So yes, it's possible, but it's considerably harder -- you not only have to ensure that it's obfuscated, you have to ensure that it looks like it's not, that it appears to do something benign instead.

      And you can't simply do that by adding complexity -- after all, the more complex it is, the more scrutiny there will be, and the more attempts at refactoring it down to manageable size.

      No, it would be far easier for them to infiltrate a distro, like, say, Ubuntu. But there are countermeasures to that -- you can always download the source and compile it yourself.

      Technically, you cannot be sure that everything isn't completely compromised already -- perhaps anything that looks like a compiler is subtly modified to spit out trojan'd code, and anything that looks like a decompiler or a disassembler is similarly rootkitted. However, this would be an enormous amount of work, and the cracks would very likely show eventually.

      The scariest way would be to do it in hardware, but I'm not sure how feasible that is.

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    13. Re:All the more reason... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is an arms race which doesn't end, though -- how do you know you can trust icc, either? How did you obtain it in the first place -- did you download it and compile it with your own gcc?

      Suppose you downloaded a trusted binary -- alright, how do you know you aren't rootkitted, with something which checks a predefined list of compilers, and thus modifies icc again?

      Granted, it becomes unlikely. It is, however, impossible to ever truly know. Your method could prove that you are compromised, but it cannot prove that you are not compromised.

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    14. Re:All the more reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allow me to point you to www.capros.org (and if the ideas behind it intrigue you then check out also erights.org )

    15. Re:All the more reason... by Rary · · Score: 1

      Or use one that's been built by and for the community with all the source code visible for all to see. Proprietary binaries? You don't know what's squirrelled away in there...

      Absolutely. And be sure to compile the OS from source, using a compiler that you personally wrote in assembly language. Never trust any binary.

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    16. Re:All the more reason... by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Well, for really complete certainty, you could write your own compiler. I think for now it can be assumed that it's not possible to automatically install a backdoor in any arbitrary compiler, without having prior knowledge of how it works.

      Otherwise, yes, you can never know for sure, but you can be quite sure. It would require a monumental conspiracy to have the GNU, Intel, Microsoft, Borland and Sun compilers all patched to install a backdoor in GCC, and it's even less likely that the versions from 1998 will successfully patch GCC sources from 2008. To add extra difficulties, filter the GCC source through a program that mutates the code by adding, moving and changing things in such a way that the code remains functionally the same (insert things like "foo = foo", replace "bar = 0" with "bar = bar ^ bar", etc).

      At some point, the existence of a backdoor will become as likely as sudden asphyxia because all the oxygen molecules happened to be on the other side of the room.

    17. Re:All the more reason... by codemaster2b · · Score: 4, Funny

      Absolutely! never trust any binary! I, of course, have designed my processor from scratch to run straight-up c++. No binaries for me!

      (I have designed my own processor, and frankly, getting it to run 8 instructions was more than enough for me, lol)

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    18. Re:All the more reason... by richlv · · Score: 1

      how would this change anything ?
      kernel isn't the biggest part of a modern distribution. and even if we only consider kernel... there's still no difference. you'd still have to trust all drivers, everything that plugs, runs on top or alongside the kernel, be it micro or not.

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    19. Re:All the more reason... by Atti+K. · · Score: 1

      AST, is that you?

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    20. Re:All the more reason... by bit01 · · Score: 1

      Well, for really complete certainty, you could write your own compiler. I think for now it can be assumed that it's not possible to automatically install a backdoor in any arbitrary compiler, without having prior knowledge of how it works.

      Na, easy - just have something watching files being created. If it's an executable, patch a backdoor into it via the entry point e.g. something that intercepts file creations. No need to patch all those compilers separately.

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  3. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not my drive, you won't!

    1. Re:NO by catbertscousin · · Score: 1

      I agree! They'll never get on my computer - wait, who's this General Protection-Fault? Is he one of their agents? Hey! He's reading my drives!

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  4. Bogus statistical claims. by VShael · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In a statement outlining the strategy the EU claimed "half of all internet crime involves the production, distribution and sale of child pornography".

    And the other half is copyright infringement?

    1. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by sakdoctor · · Score: 3, Funny

      I get MY statistics from /dev/random
      Oh look, IE usage has dropped to less than 1% and the US is no longer in debt.

    2. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

      Research shows that 75% of all statistics are made up. Including this one.

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    3. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Well, if you want to get pendantic then maybe they don't count criminal copyright infringement. While a civil suit can cost you a lot of money and can be very serious in itself, it doesn't leave you a criminal record. Or maybe they counted reported crime figures, you can be fairly sure kiddie porn is reported but you could report thepiratebay.org torrents all day long and noone would care. In other words, there's a million ways to cheat with statistics without making things up. There's a reason they say white lies, black lies, statistics.

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    4. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by dmbasso · · Score: 1

      Oh look, IE usage has dropped to less than 1% and the US is no longer in debt.

      Hmmm, sure that has to have a correlation.

      |> correlationisnotcausation story

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    5. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's a dumb but not entirely theoretical question: how do you count copyright infringement of kiddie porn images??

      After all, doesn't the porn industry claim it's the most infringed of all copyrighted material??

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    6. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      No. It's ponies.

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    7. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the other half is copyright infringement?

      Leaving the 419 scams, eBay fraud, phishing for financial details, and violating the MySpace TOS all lost in the noise.

    8. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by Maguscrowley · · Score: 1

      I think that the kids should be able to make suit and collect on the infringement of their non-consensual "artistic works" when they get older. The police should keep track of the illegal copies of these child artist's works and make sure that the infringers pay fapping royalties.

      It would seem though that Michal Jackson has again bought all the rights.

    9. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean /dev/damnedlies

    10. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the other half is people making bad youtube videos with bad acting, tone-deaf singing and faked nutshot accidents.

    11. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That might actually be a viable solution... no shit, do you see these kids signing any waivers? No?? Then they're owed royalties.

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    12. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by MBGMorden · · Score: 0

      Not to descend into stupidity regarding this subject, but generally copyright royalties are held by the photographer, not the person in a photo. There are some exceptions for video because apparently a person's voice carries more protection than their likeness, but in general, the photo belongs to the person who took it. That's why the paparazzi goes crazy trying to snap pictures of celebrities who obviously don't want to be photographed, because it doesn't matter if they gave their permission or not.

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    13. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by Strep · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, can child pornagraphy be copywritten or is it copyleft?

    14. Re:Bogus statistical claims. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      When I was doing bits and extras, I had to sign a waiver of royalties for each and every production, to protect them against any claims on my "likeness" (identifiable images of my face) I might wish to make. The problem for studios is that if you're photographed *involuntarily*, you may own the exclusive right to your "likeness".

      Which gets into the can of worms of whether the kids are there voluntarily or not. I've been told by people who've lived in such places, that in some countries, there are so many willing kids (who've discovered the benefits of foreign sugar-daddies in an otherwise-impoverished life) that you have to beat them off with a broomstick.

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  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you repeat after me?

    When this is implemented, it will be....

    duh du duhnnn

    Wait for it.....

    "The year of Linux on the desktop"!

    1. Re:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The year of Linux on the desktop"!

      Maybe not.
      http://www.nsa.gov/selinux/

    2. Re:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA by Space_Pirate_Arrr · · Score: 1

      ...And it will arrive just in time to catch us all pirating copies of Duke Nukem Forever!

  6. Go right ahead.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Search my /dev/random file and the 137 symlinks I have pointing to it. I don't mind.

    1. Re:Go right ahead.... by HappySmileMan · · Score: 4, Funny

      If they search your /dev/random long enough they'll eventually find kiddie-porn so the joke's on you.

      Enjoy prison

    2. Re:Go right ahead.... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Link to forensic method used.

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    3. Re:Go right ahead.... by s-whs · · Score: 1

      Actually, the joke will be on the investigator who found, say, a JPEG. ('show me that again')

    4. Re:Go right ahead.... by BradleyUffner · · Score: 3, Funny

      If they search your /dev/random long enough they'll eventually find kiddie-porn so the joke's on you.

      Dude, I am so spending tonight checking /dev/random to see if Half Life 7 has been releasd yet :)

    5. Re:Go right ahead.... by DittoBox · · Score: 1

      Naw, you just need to do it from a Xen hypervisor.

      OK, OK, I'll shut up now.

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    6. Re:Go right ahead.... by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      If they search your /dev/random long enough they'll eventually find kiddie-porn so the joke's on you.

      Dude, I am so spending tonight checking /dev/random to see if Half Life 7 has been releasd yet :)

      So that's how they're making Duke Nukem Forever?

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    7. Re:Go right ahead.... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but all that mouse-twiddling and artificial network activity might be considered tampering with evidence.

      In your scenario, imagine a room full of black-suit-and-tie-wearing drones doing nothing but furiously shaking mice, mashing the keyboard, and refreshing the google home page...forensically, of course.

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    8. Re:Go right ahead.... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      !@$@^#!!1!

      @#%#ing thing won't compile, AGAIN!!!!

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    9. Re:Go right ahead.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      !@$@^#!!1!
      @#%#ing thing won't compile, AGAIN!!!!

      Stop using Perl.

    10. Re:Go right ahead.... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      That's a scary, but true thought. If you kept getting a steady stream of bits from a truly random source, given infinite time, you would pretty much certainly get a valid JPEG image of just about any object you can dream up.

      The problem comes long in figuring out just how long it would take. It's most assuredly longer than the estimated lifespan of the universe, but it would be interesting to calculate just how much longer. :)

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    11. Re:Go right ahead.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well *my* /dev/random is zero length, being a device node rather than a file. I don't want to see what you're keeping in yours...

  7. propaganda and hysteria works both ways by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you frequently here discussions on slashdot about grey hat activities: going to computers hosting worms, and shutting down the worm remotely, for example. and you hear many people here supporting that

    now in europe, this is exactly what they are going to do: shut down zombies, shut down spam relays, and everyone on slashdot babbles incoherently about teh ev1l gubmint invading our computers. when such european effort sprobably sprang directly from the kind of strategizing peopl ehere on slashdot frequnetly engage in enthusiastically

    its like the propaganda and hysteria over the lori drew case, which carries no precedent because it is such an extreme outlier

    so:

    do you care about rights and freedoms?

    you do?

    then react to REAL and GENUINE threats to them

    if you instead spastically flail out everytime someone words an article in a propagandistic manner, you are no defender of rights and freedoms, you are merely a manipulated hysterical fool. and, in fact, someone useful for the suppression of our rights, by proving to those who wish to restrict our rights that people don't even understand what their rights are

    defend your rights and freedoms

    against genuine threats

    not smoke and mirrors... thereby demonstrating you are a spastic twit who doesn't even know what your rights and freedoms are

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    1. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      I want the same rights the police have. I want to be remote searching their hard drives, and the hard drives of corporate executives, and of politicians. I have no more reason to trust them than they have to trust me, and neither do any of you. We should all have the right to know what is going on. If we don't, corruption is a systemic inevitability. Which should be abundantly obvious to anyone who has been paying attention to the events of the last few years.

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    2. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by ODiV · · Score: 4, Funny

      now in europe, this is exactly what they are going to do: shut down zombies, shut down spam relays, and everyone on slashdot babbles incoherently about teh ev1l gubmint invading our computers.

      You've got the eighth comment! And judging by the length of your comment you probably didn't even see half of the previous ones before you posted.

      if you instead spastically flail out everytime someone words an article in a propagandistic manner

      Oh hi.

    3. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you honestly beleive this action will stay limited to shutting down worms remotely?

      soon they will be looking through MP3 collections without considering the possibility of fair use rips.

    4. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I also want access to every tool that the police and other gov't agencies have access to, from weapons to forensics.

      Without this parity, We The People are at their mercy.

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    5. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note to mods: this guy is a troll. Every post I've seen from him is a pointless attack on some random stereotypical group which he deems "idiotic" and "simplistic" for "jumping to conclusions". He rambles on about how much he despises the stereotypical group, hoping to hook one for a shouting match, all the while leaving barely a trace of meaning or coherence.

      Read his post again, and tell me exactly where the substance is. Notice the childish grammer and lack of a conclusion of his own. How in the world is this "insightful"? He seems to be arguing "for" government surveillance, but on second thought, all he's really accomplished is to insult a random stereotypical group.

      Don't look now, but you've been trolled!

    6. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      If we don't, corruption is a systemic inevitability. Which should be abundantly obvious to anyone who has been paying attention to the events of humanity.

      Fixed that for you.

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    7. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by k1e0x · · Score: 1

      do you care about rights and freedoms?

      you do?

      then react to REAL and GENUINE threats to them

      if you instead spastically flail out everytime someone words an article in a propagandistic manner, you are no defender of rights and freedoms, you are merely a manipulated hysterical fool. and, in fact, someone useful for the suppression of our rights, by proving to those who wish to restrict our rights that people don't even understand what their rights are

      defend your rights and freedoms

      against genuine threats

      The government is the only entity that can actually take your rights away. The reason this is so is because they are the only entity that can legitimately use force on you.

      Well technically, nobody can *take* a right because nobody can *grants* a right, rights are unalienable, and they can never be legitimate to infringe upon someones rights no matter if they are the government or not. However if you try to say "No" to the government, you will find yourself in a jail cell. If you continue to try say "No" to them putting you in a cage, you will be shot.

      Criminal activity is not a threat to your rights and liberties because you can say no to them and you can take steps to protect yourself. The same is not true from the government.

      I wonder when people will learn. Government through the ages has been the source of tyranny, war, poverty, slavery and death. We think we are ohh so "modern" now with our "democracies" where the majority impose their will on the minorities, but its all the same. This program might start out just going after spammers.. but even if the people in control of it now have noble intentions.. the same people are not always going to be in control of it, just think how the government might abuse this. This sounds to me like keeping a Stasi file on all citizens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stasi

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    8. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by deggs · · Score: 1

      Wow... The random clandestine online search of SUSPECT computers is a travesty against our rights and freedoms. There is no justification, period. Any form of search and siezure requires a warrant -as it should- which can only be attained after some form of investigation. In essence, proof of illegal activity must be aquired BEFORE the authorities can do anything overt. This is how it should be, checks and measures in place to protect our rights. This "I have nothing to hide so come on in and search away" mentality is ridiculous. It doesn't matter whether you have anything to hide or not, you have the RIGHT to not be subjected to unreasonable search and siezure. This is a fundamental aspect of western society, and it requires the perserverance of the people to be maintained. We are seeing this basic principle being abused daily. I don't support online illegal activity, I hate spam just like everyone else. However, I also know that any computer suspected of illegal online activity has an IP address attached to it. With the proper investigations and warrants, perfectly legal search and siezures can be performed in a transparant fashion. If the computer lies outside the physical boundries of the laws, then guess what... you don't have jurisdiction, maybe it's time to talk to the law enforcment agencies in that region that do have jurisdiction. If we allow these agencies -government- to run "roughshod" over the rules in place to protect us, we are contributing to the breakdown of our social structure. keep it in mind, the government works for us, not the other way around. -at least in the free world-

    9. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I have seen many of my fellow citizens and I truly don't want them having access to those things. I don't want to be at their mercy either.

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    10. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Government through the ages has been the source of tyranny, war, poverty, slavery and death.

      Governments are not entities that arrive from outer space, they are built from and supported by citizens, even dictatorships. They can't survive without some sort of core of support from the population. As long as you have people who can see a way to benefit themselves (eg joining the security forces) and the people in general support the government's philosphy (eg there are dangerous elements in the nation that need to be destroyed) then the government will carry on. If you have a general belief in the population that there is a threat to them the government can do all sorts of ugly things (Patriot Act, gitmo, etc). So don't only point a finger at politicians, look at the people around you too.

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    11. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by pitchpipe · · Score: 1
      Heh, look at this collection of stuff I stole from the Parent:

      {...D,,......Y...A,D..N?..!,}

      I also rearanged some of the letters in the words. Pretty sneaky huh?

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    12. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, yes, of course.

      sort of like in the UK they are using specific anti terror legislation to spy and pursue people for putting out their trash at the "wrong" hours. true story, in case you haven't read. or how people who voted for the patriot act now are sorry they did because they were misled into believing it wouldn't be "misused".

      there is no propaganda and hysteria. once you give a bureaucracy power and reduce a single bit of your freedom, it's going to abused for the maximum extent of the letter and your freedom is going to slowly go by.

      you may not agree with the freedom part, but the rest is an established fact throughout history, and even more so nowadays. we also have an idea on what is at the end of that road, but that's for another post i guess.

    13. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "its like the propaganda and hysteria over the lori drew case, which carries no precedent because it is such an extreme outlier"

      I would say the danger is that MOST of the important precedents set in modern law were extreme outlier cases. They are precisely the ones that stretch boundaries and make it easier for things just a 'little' less extreme to be caught by them, which would not have worked in the past.

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    14. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a troll. Read some of his previous comments. Notice that in nearly every one, he's attacking, insulting, and generally trying to pick a shouting match with some random stereotypical group he considers "the idiots".

    15. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by Reziac · · Score: 1

      But your fellow citizens don't have the power to lock you up, enforced by possession of those geegaws that are restricted to police use...

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    16. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by k1e0x · · Score: 1

      Oh no, I know, trust me.. this is a very serious concern of mine.

      For the life of me though.. I just can't figure out how some people can be so blind to something so serious.

      The right to privacy extends from the right to property. If you have a right to property then you have a right to deny the request to view said property.

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    17. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      "Governments are not entities that arrive from outer space"

      Citation please.

    18. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, you should understand that you have those "rights and freedoms" because - ONLY because - no one bothered to take them away. This is the sad state of modern world.

      Second, there are some countries in Europe, you know - democratic, law & order following, free countries, where police can break down your door, search your house and lock you up on the basis of the belief that criminal activity may be happening at your place. Then they have a week to give you approval of the procedure signed by... local commanding officer. That's it. If they happen to find anything suspicious - like computer connected to Internet (BSA gives out awards for catching these eeeeevil pirates) or without MS sticker on the box, you get formally arrested - for three months, extendable up to, well, current record is about 3 years.

      Oh, and if you encrypt your disks, you don't have to give the password to the prosecutor (you don't have to accuse yourself). You can instead get two years in prison for the evil and criminal act of creating a password. Should police want to listen to my phone converstions, they could just start doing it - only need to file request for permit or stop after 5 days, then, like, start again 15 minutes later. It might even be admitted in court!

      Want idiotic police state laws? Come to Europe!

      You think random remote searches will actually scare anyone here?

      [PS. Activities above as authorized by Polish Criminal Code and Criminal Procedure Code]

    19. Re:propaganda and hysteria works both ways by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      I can only speak for myself, but I think there's a big difference between the independent people and governments taking action.

      If someone is going to try to fix the world with vigilante justice they better be a vigilante. The problem with the government is that if you give them the authority to work outside of the rules you lose the ability to tell them which rules and when, there are no consequences, no one watching the watchers. Someone on the internet working to clean out other people's computers was never following the rules to begin with, and they face prosecution for their work no matter what the result is.

      That's why I would support a small group of technically proficient do-gooders crossing into a gray area of legality, and not the government.

  8. This can't be right by Thelasko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What it sounds like to me is that police departments will be able to search other police departments' computers. Not police searching civilian computers. The whole article is vague by using the term "remote searches" and not giving any more explanation.

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    1. Re:This can't be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the virtual patrol is the key. The idea of virtual patrol would logically consist of the same rights and restrictions as a "flesh patrol" (on the use of force (viruses, worms, malware), blocking of access ie. isolating a server=crime scene, identifying other actors and so on). Soon they will start talking about forced id card based access to the net.

      All this is very funny, since some of the interrelated ideas of the EU was to stabilise the continent and reduce the risk of conflict like the second world war and making sure human rights would be respected across the EU. Previously, the EU was in the role of protecting human rights over the member states. Now, the roles are starting to reverse. Member states are now increasingly more responsible of guarding the rights of their citizens. The EU seems to take the road of integration by force, in the Chinese style...
      (sorry for the bad English)

    2. Re:This can't be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, if it's police computers searching other police computers, WTF do they need trojans for? :P

    3. Re:This can't be right by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Ok, if it's police computers searching other police computers, WTF do they need trojans for? :P

      Trojans aren't mentioned in TFA. You must be thinking of another article about the same topic.

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    4. Re:This can't be right by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Ok, if it's police computers searching other police computers, WTF do they need trojans for? :P

      Hookers, of course. Hookers, and maybe the occasional undercover policewoman.

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  9. how how how? by Bizzeh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    how would this work? since to access my hard drive to search it, they would need.

    1. me to be on the internet at the time they want to search my drive.
    2. my to give them access to my machine via a remote desktop style connection, which would involve me giving them a username and password to my machine.

    or

    1. me to be on the internet at some point
    2. mandating that EVERYONE in the EU runs an application that indexes the entire of all the hard drives connected to a machine, and transmits the index to a central location whenever an internet connection is made.

    unless they are simply on about remote searching of their own networks, and their own drives... which they can already do...

    1. Re:how how how? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      how would this work?

      Please see my earlier post regarding this...apparently, they plan to infect your system with a remote access Trojan.

      But don't worry...it's for your own good.

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    2. Re:how how how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...apparently, they plan to infect your system with a remote access Trojan. But don't worry...it's for your own good.

      Oh! That feels so much better with a Trojan. Should we all oil our hard drives beforehand to increase the pleasure?

    3. Re:how how how? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Probably like this.

    4. Re:how how how? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Please see my earlier post regarding this...apparently, they plan to infect your system with a remote access Trojan.

      A backdoor that's pretty much guaranteed to work on all systems, that all anti-virus software will look the other way to? Bonus points if to avoid simple discovery through diffs, it's included in Windows installations world wide. Double bonus if it contains a secret port tap or whatever to open up a router or Windows host that's supposed to be firewalled. You're looking at the grand prize for hackers, the kind that will raise Major Hell(tm) when discovered. Good luck, I must say.

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  10. Wow! by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know, it's awfully hard to not be yet again reminded of Orwell here. Constant surveillance and no privacy from the government so they can monitor everything you do.

    But, of course, if your machine is behind a firewall, they'll just outlaw having firewall because it impedes their ability to investigate you for crimes. At which point if you need to be insecure enough to ensure that law enforcement can get in and do this, your machine will be hosed within the hour as the actual bad people break through as well.

    This will either fall apart as un-doable, or spark some absurd laws to enforce it.

    Cheers

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    1. Re:Wow! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, there is a third option which makes this terrible idea slightly more practical. Digital signatures and related crypto tricks. Outlawing firewalls? Obviously implausible. Mandating firewalls that will pass certain traffic, or even modify their configurations, in response to orders cryptographically signed by some authority? Terrible idea; but not really any harder than SSH keypair logins.

      This would apply to pretty much any other security mechanism out there as well. AV scanners that ignore signed viruses, OSes that escalate specific users, etc, etc.

    2. Re:Wow! by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 0

      But, of course, if your machine is behind a firewall, they'll just outlaw having firewall because it impedes their ability to investigate you for crimes.

      Actually, if you live in Michigan, this has already happened.

      Unless this law has been repealed since 2003 (and I've been unable to find any evidence that it has), then I and everyone I know is a felon.

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    3. Re:Wow! by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Outlawing firewalls? Obviously implausible. Mandating firewalls that will pass certain traffic, or even modify their configurations, in response to orders cryptographically signed by some authority? Terrible idea; but not really any harder than SSH keypair logins.

      Translation, a government mandated backdoor to all forms of security that they promise will only be accessible by them.

      The reality would be that we'd set computer security back by a decade or more, and we'd leave a hole big enough to drive a truck through.

      This just can't be made to work.

      Cheers

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    4. Re:Wow! by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

      But, of course, if your machine is behind a firewall, they'll just outlaw having firewall because it impedes their ability to investigate you for crimes. At which point if you need to be insecure enough to ensure that law enforcement can get in and do this, your machine will be hosed within the hour as the actual bad people break through as well.

      No, no, no... you have it all wrong. The police simply have to co-opt the Evil bit to differentiate their traffic from the "bad guys," n00b!

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    5. Re:Wow! by Ioldanach · · Score: 1

      Why? The analysis you link to is a joke.

      219a.1.b essentially outlaws phreaking. It says you can't use an unlawful telecom access device to avoid your line & data charges. A firewall doesn't try to avoid those. No problem.

      540c.1.c says you can't tap into the telecom network without the provider's permission. You pay them a fee, they give you access, now you have the actual consent to use the line in the ways their contract allows for. Of course, if their AUP prohibits running a web server but you run one anyways, then you've broken your contract and could be violating this law, but a firewall by itself doesn't do that.

    6. Re:Wow! by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you don't care for that analysis, here's another.

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    7. Re:Wow! by Mr.+DOS · · Score: 1

      Just as a side note, this is technically not like 1984: in 1984, the vast majority of the population (the "proles") were mostly left to their own devices with pornography and IIRC, drugs thrown in to keep them occupied. Only the upper-class and those who worked in government jobs (a somewhat redundant separation) were kept under a constantly watchful eye.

      As the gist of the sig of someone around here says (sorry, I can't remember who), "Please read 1984 before talking about 1984." ;)

            --- Mr. DOS

    8. Re:Wow! by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      As the gist of the sig of someone around here says (sorry, I can't remember who), "Please read 1984 before talking about 1984." ;)

      I have, numerous times in fact.

      1984 doesn't need to exactly match the specifics to have been prophetic about directions societies could move in. Nobody ever said it was an exact play book for how things would play out, but the overall themes he explored in it are still very relevant. Thematically, getting everyone to accept constant state surveillance as natural and for the greater good is still very much true. Hell, cyberpunk borrows from this canon, as does the acts of the characters to subvert it.

      As to a restrictive society eventually deciding to manage the vices of its people in order to keep them in line, well, give it time. :-P

      Cheers

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    9. Re:Wow! by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

      This will either fall apart as un-doable, or spark some absurd laws to enforce it.

      as a german citizen I can gurantee it will be the second alternative

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    10. Re:Wow! by bit01 · · Score: 1

      But, of course, if your machine is behind a firewall, they'll just outlaw having firewall because it impedes their ability to investigate you for crimes.

      Pointless. Windows/Mac/Linux Update is the back door. As long as you're patching and network connected what firewalls and encryption you're using are almost irrelevant.

      This is governments we're talking about, not some criminal. Governments the world over, particularly the US, spend billions on spying. You think they're not going to spend a few thousand organizing a spy package to be downloaded by Windows/Mac/Linux Update at will? It's almost trivial.

      While I have no direct evidence I feel you're hopelessly naive if you think they haven't already done it. The cost-benefit ratio is too huge to ignore.

      Wouldn't surprise me that the reason governments all over the world have fallen over themselves to cooperate with the US with "anti-terrorism" security theater is partly because they've been given access to those back doors by M$+CIA etc. Wouldn't even be illegal.

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    11. Re:Wow! by Darth+Eletius · · Score: 1

      Wait... and hour? Any flavor of Windows set up like that give 10 minutes to appear normal at idle and 15 minutes before BSOD or some other "I'm Windows, I'm dead shit".

    12. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Linux Update..

      WTF? It's 'trivial' to infect 'Linux update'?
      I assume you are actually aware that there is no such thing. Do you really think it's trivial to 'infect' all the repositories for all the main distros, even though they are spread out across the world? Without *any* of these infections being discovered?

      Yeah right.

  11. More Information? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    Unfortunately, the article cited is maddeningly vague as to how this initiative will be implemented. A little digging turns up this Register article on the subject, which contains slightly more info.

    From the Register article:

    In practical terms, remote searches would involve planting law enforcement Trojans on suspects' PCs. Police in Germany are most enthusiastic about pushing this tactic, the sort of approach even Vic Mackey from The Shield might baulk at, despite its many potential drawbacks, highlighted by El Reg on numerous occasions.

    For starters, infecting the PC of a target of an investigation is hit and miss. Malware is not a precision weapon, and that raises the possibility that samples of the malware might fall into the hands of cybercrooks.

    Even if a target does get infected there's a good chance any security software they've installed will detect the malware. Any security vendor who agreed to turn a blind eye to state-sanctioned Trojans would risk compromising their reputation, as amply illustrated by the Magic Lantern controversy in the US a few years back.

    Then there are the civil liberties implications of the approach and questions about whether evidence obtained using the tactic is admissable in court.

    Despite all these problems the idea of a law enforcement Trojan continues to gain traction and could become mainstream within five years, if EU ministers get their way.

    So, in short, here's just one more compelling argument for ditching Windows for Linux...

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    1. Re:More Information? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 3, Informative

      thank german minister for the interior for that shit. he introduced the law, the law was modded down by young social democrats, he was pretty pissed and so he tries to push the law through this way.

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    2. Re:More Information? by meist3r · · Score: 1

      So, in short, here's just one more compelling argument for ditching Windows for Linux...

      Thinking of the manifold ways repositories can mess up your system and will bring the unexperienced users to tears I would doubt that statement. Read up on the Automatixx hoax a while back and you will know what I mean.

    3. Re:More Information? by nasor · · Score: 1

      Police in Germany are most enthusiastic about pushing this tactic, the sort of approach even Vic Mackey from The Shield might baulk at...

      Off-topic and all, but didn't Vic Mackey routinely murder people? I somehow doubt that this would bother him...

    4. Re:More Information? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Granted....I'm just making the suggestion based upon the available information that says a Trojan will be involved, which will almost certainly be only written in the M$ flavor...90% of market share and all...

      However, as interest in Linux increases, it's only a matter of time before The Powers That Be take notice, and mucking with a repository would be a great way to snare an unsuspecting Linux user. All the more reason to support the growing Paranoid Linux movement...I don't know exactly how effective this sort of thing would be in the real world, but unfortunately, it looks like we're going to have to find out.

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    5. Re:More Information? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if law enforcement people can place a trojan in your computer how can they prove they didn't plant more information that wasn't there?

      This is not going to work. If they can place a file in your computer, a trojan, what does impede they place more files to incriminate innocent people?

      It's like when they want to charge someone with smoking marihuana they plant roaches in your clothes and then they argue they were yours.

      Police is evil.

    6. Re:More Information? by meist3r · · Score: 1

      Granted....I'm just making the suggestion based upon the available information that says a Trojan will be involved, which will almost certainly be only written in the M$ flavor...90% of market share and all...

      Sadly, here in Germany the fed-trojan plans have been worked on for a while and they've stated time and time again that they will adapt the software to the target system. I would assume that Linux and Mac Clients would be needed from the start. Other than that if I can't be spied on because the kernel module won't load I'm fine with that :P

    7. Re:More Information? by Ed_1024 · · Score: 1

      So, we are going to have an on-line competition between a few EuroPlod with a EUR300,000 budget and 1,000's of mafia-backed hackers with PhDs. I wonder who the winners might be? We'll probably find out when the Police computer is discovered to have been compromised from the beginning...

    8. Re:More Information? by Cowmonaut · · Score: 1

      You have a messed up sense of ethics. You do know that even criminals have ethics right? For instance, the majority of criminals will murderlate child rapists. Hell, rapists in general have a rougher time and are usually the victim of rape themselves (this is US prison I'm talking about). Vic Mackey was a greedy character with few scruples and a cruel streak. While he wouldn't mind screwing over criminals like that, he wasn't the kind that would shoot a kid or murder your average middle class, or even most lower class, family. He wanted money and had no issues taking it from criminals or killing people that tried to stop him but he wasn't random, like this law.

    9. Re:More Information? by Sapphon · · Score: 1

      so (SchÃuble) tries to push the law through this way.

      Where it will, again, be voted down. Democracy at work – yay!

      Next story!

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    10. Re:More Information? by o'reor · · Score: 1

      Where it will, again, be voted down. Democracy at work - yay!

      You're assuming way too much about the European Council here. If the law was to be debated at the EU parliament, then there would be some democracy involved.

      But I fail to see where democracy stands, when those directives are to be taken by the Council of Ministers of the Police of EU states. And once a directive is passed at the EU level, all states have the obligation to make it into a state law.

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    11. Re:More Information? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And once a directive is passed at the EU level, all states have the obligation to make it into a state law.

      That's the major reason the current EU will converge into a "fascist" entity. The member states have no choise in the matter as long as their internal politics is meddling with the affairs of the Union.

  12. Worried? by seanellis · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would be worried that this would be badly worded and over-broad.

    But, being a citizen of the UK, I know that even if legislation were made like this, then Her Majesty's Government would never abuse its powers and apply it to situations which were not originally intended.

    Just like the anti-terrorism legislation.

    Oh, hang on...

    1. Re:Worried? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      For those who don't know what you are refering to -
      http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/02/world/europe/02iceland.html

    2. Re:Worried? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Her Brittanic [Don't you mean Germanic - Ed] Majesty's government probably think they wouldn't need to search your machine to get your data.

      Because if their experience is anything to go by, everyone just leaves it lying around in taxis, trains, pub car parks and so on for anyone to find.

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    3. Re:Worried? by ionix5891 · · Score: 1

      just like the dont shoot people who dont remotely not look like terrorists between they eyes on public transport

      oh wait

    4. Re:Worried? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even worse, Poole on the south coast of England has used anti-terrorism powers to spy on parents who were wrongly accused of lying on an application form for a school place. As far as I know, heads didn't roll. I'm very disappointed, especially as a resident of the borough.

  13. I didn't see the word "local" anywhere by yttrstein · · Score: 0, Redundant

    But evidently all of you did. Could you point it out? Because really what they seem to have made legal is accessing "cloud data" (thanks, google!) without giving customer nor the managing company notification of any kind.

    1. Re:I didn't see the word "local" anywhere by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Could you point it out?

      Certainly.

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  14. Go ahead by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 5, Insightful

    as I sit here in a cafe, my laptop connected to some unsecured AP far awqay with a biquad wifi antenna, I say go right ahead, search my hard-drive, but don't forget to bring a good map and a gonio antenna to find me in case you realize I'm not the poor guy whose house you're about to raid.

    This will never work, there are way too many anonymous internet connections around for this 1984 scheme to work, and people who have something to hide usually don't leave stuff hanging around unencrypted on their hard disks.

    1. Re:Go ahead by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      and people who have something to hide usually don't leave stuff hanging around unencrypted on their hard disks.

      You're new here, aren't you?

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    2. Re:Go ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I sit here at home behind my OpenBSD firewall, all I can think is "LOL".

    3. Re:Go ahead by joshuaobrien · · Score: 1

      That's easy, just arrest all the people who bought biquad wifi antennae.

    4. Re:Go ahead by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      people who have something to hide usually don't leave stuff hanging around unencrypted on their hard disks

      My passphrase is 'Hello, Hello, It's Good To Be Back'.

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    5. Re:Go ahead by infolation · · Score: 1

      you won't be laughing as the cops enter your cafe beating you with truncheons, good maps, and their gonio antennae

  15. What's next, mandated backdoors? by Dr_Banzai · · Score: 1
    Will it be illegal to circumvent remote searches?

    I have a great idea for new security software... "Guaranteed to keep out those nosy government agents!"

    1. Re:What's next, mandated backdoors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. And the law will clearly state the required password for the backdoor.

  16. Searching and FPS by Narpak · · Score: 1

    All I am saying is that if this in anyway steals resources from my computer while I am playing computer games there will be hell to pay!

  17. Re:ALL your file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, not to the US - the EU :p

  18. Data Protection Laws by cjfs · · Score: 1

    The EU said controls were in place to ensure that data protection laws were not breached as this information was gathered and shared.

    I'll go out on a limb here and say the controls aren't going to ensure this.

    EU data protection laws

  19. What do they mean "remote searches" ? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1
    This is highly ambiguous, it could mean:
    • Planting spyware on suspect machines. With some operating systems this might be easy when remote, others they could do it if they can get undetected physical access.
    • Tweaks to the 'patch Tuesday' downloads. Quite possible, no one can verify against the sources since they can't see them. The does seem to be circumstantial evidence that MS has done this before; I wonder what their reward was?
    • Tweaks to the .deb/.rpm files for my favourite OS. Not possible you say ? Does that mean that no FLOSS maintainer can ever be bought ? I would hope not, but ...
    • The report is partly bluff or just rubbish.

    Given recent government activities I know that they would like to do this, but I just hope that they can't. If this is serious -- back to compiling everything from trusted sources.

    1. Re:What do they mean "remote searches" ? by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      ...as usual this will only affect the people least likely to be the people they are looking for, and the ones they could easily catch with old fashioned methods, the people they want to catch will simply block and bypass it easily ....

      They will however inadvertently catch other criminals they were not intentionally trying to find and this will be hailed as a success and function creep will ensue ...

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    2. Re:What do they mean "remote searches" ? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And eventually, it will become mandated software, giving you the option of becoming either a criminal, or a specimen under glass.

      Meanwhile, the real criminals hire expert programmers to create circumvention and false-data-stream tools. (And don't think there aren't enough programmers willing to do that ... even if not for their own protection, who do you think writes the many for-profit trojans right now??)

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  20. or... by pointbeing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    or

    1. search your computer through backdoor built into closed-source operating system.

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    1. Re:or... by meist3r · · Score: 1

      or

      1. search your computer through backdoor built into closed-source operating system.

      or

      1. search your computer through a backdoor injected in one of your repository package upgrades built into the conveniently open-source operating system.

      I'm a Linux user and fan myself but in this case it would be even easier for governments to secretly slip someone a manipulated file.

    2. Re:or... by mishatae · · Score: 1

      Aren't your packages md5'd from upstream? Mine are. My Gentoo box would scream holy hell if someone slipped a hacked file into the repo.

    3. Re:or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or

      1. search your computer through backdoor built into closed-source operating system.

      2. Get your permission and password to search you computer through your backdoor using a plunger to force open your closed-source poop chute...

    4. Re:or... by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      MD5 does not provide security.

      All MD5 is good for is checking that the package is complete and wasn't corrupted in transit. For actual security you need GPG signatures, made by a safely kept, trusted key.

      First, you need to know that you really have the official Gentoo key, and not something else. This is not that easy. How do you know your ISP isn't spoofing DNS for gentoo.org, and that you got the right key when you downloaded the install .iso? If you downloaded over HTTPS (doubtful), are you sure the Secret Police doesn't have a deal with Verisign?
      Second, the access to the key must be tightly controlled, so that only official developers can use it.
      Third, the program must come from untrojaned sources, and be built on a secure system.

      If the Secret Police shows up and convinces the ssh maintainer to sign a trojaned ssh package, or the ssh developers to add a backdoor, you're still screwed.

    5. Re:or... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but if no one *sufficiently expert* =happens= to review the source, how do you know what's really in that obfuscated code? Remember, it's not like all the source code is queued up for a panel of experts to ensure that no unreviewed code ever reaches the public!

      Hence I suspect there is a LOT of opensource code that no one (other than the original author) has ever inspected, or that has only been inspected by people not sufficiently expert to find backdoors and such. Does someone vet every trivial plugin offered for $CommonApp ??

      And backdoors need neither large nor obvious... I'm reminded of a trojan SMTP server of some years back that was a mere 3000 BYTES.

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    6. Re:or... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Don't the md5s come from he same place as the packages? I'm sure the black hats would never think of spoofing the hash in addition to the source.

      If it's not signed, it's not signed.

      --
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    7. Re:or... by FrozenFOXX · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but if no one *sufficiently expert* =happens= to review the source, how do you know what's really in that obfuscated code? Remember, it's not like all the source code is queued up for a panel of experts to ensure that no unreviewed code ever reaches the public!

      Hence I suspect there is a LOT of opensource code that no one (other than the original author) has ever inspected, or that has only been inspected by people not sufficiently expert to find backdoors and such. Does someone vet every trivial plugin offered for $CommonApp ??

      And backdoors need neither large nor obvious... I'm reminded of a trojan SMTP server of some years back that was a mere 3000 BYTES.

      Depends on the project. For something large and important like, say, the Linux kernel, that's being reviewed all the time. For something small and less important like, say, SpeedCrunch, it's probably not reviewed very often.

      But that's the thing, BECAUSE it's open source it CAN be reviewed. And not just by one or two people who might miss it but by anyone who wants to.

      With closed-source this isn't even possible. We just have to take the vendor's word for it which I trust vastly less given that they have a vested interest in telling me it's perfect. A hobbyist with an itch and access to open source code, on the other hand, I can trust to be pretty honest or at worst alarmist (which, due to the nature of open source, means their findings can be reviewed by anyone).

      The big benefit in this case of open source isn't in saying this project or that one has or has not been extensively reviewed, it's in the capability for review. I don't know about you, but I'll take the one that, if I really care, I can look through over the one that I can't.

      --
      "Just a fox, a whisper."
    8. Re:or... by meist3r · · Score: 1

      Aren't your packages md5'd from upstream? Mine are. My Gentoo box would scream holy hell if someone slipped a hacked file into the repo.

      Who says that your DNS resolution will actually call the correct server? If they have interest in slipping you a spiked package they'll surely know a few things about you already. So they set up a mirror of your normal mirror, trick out the package list, manipulate the checksums, then they'll force your ISP to re-route your connection and your download manager will be running in no time. And they could also intimidate one of the people with access to the repo and have them authorize a specific package. I wouldn't be surprised if someone took a few hundred corrupted installations as "collateral".

      That's the problem with all these new "security" laws ... once they're passed everyone gets REALLY creative. Us to circumvent them and the government of catching as many "criminals" as possible. People that think Trojans and spying is the right way to solve the social problems that cause all the terror we're in for a real shitstorm. Get your umbrellas people.

    9. Re:or... by D_Blackthorne · · Score: 1

      1. search your computer through backdoor built into closed-source operating system.

      Great idea. Then a week after release, every cyber-criminal on the planet will have access to any computer they want, no malware or trojan infection necessary. May as well just cancel your internet service after that..

  21. Maybe because I don't trust my government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's because I'd rather trust some random Grey Hat with my data then my government?

    Just a thought...

  22. 50% copyright? more like 100% by davidwr · · Score: 1

    In a statement outlining the strategy the EU claimed "half of all internet crime involves the production, distribution and sale of child pornography".

    And the other half is copyright infringement?

    Nonono, 50% child porn, the rest is adult porn, and all that porn is bootleg.

    Except for a few small non-porn sites like Slashdot, that's all the net is, porn, porn, porn.

    Oh wait, nevermind, it's ALL porn.

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    1. Re:50% copyright? more like 100% by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      If we add the porn where terms like "adult" and "child" become meaningless that goes way over 100%.

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    2. Re:50% copyright? more like 100% by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      the rest is adult

      Well, the UK has that covered too - from January, they start criminalising possession of adult images too.

  23. And dont forget ... by fractalspace · · Score: 1

    I can believe they missed the most popular one: "To save the children"

  24. Disconcerting possibility: by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the police are planning to "remote search" hard drives, they'll need something on the client that lets them do so, along with some sort of command and control/results reporting channel between the client and the (totally secure and definitely not going to get breached in an embarrassing display of incompetence that will go utterly unpunished) police HQ.

    In the short term, that means some flavor of spyware. The disconcerting bit, though, is that said spyware would look and act like normal spyware; but be part of a police investigation. Generally, interfering with those is a crime. Will removing that spyware be considered obstruction of justice? Will blocking its operations or reporting be considered obstruction of justice? "Your honor, the defendant did maliciously configure his router to drop outbound justice on port 315..." In order to be effective, spyware has to be covert and subtle, so it will be damn difficult to distinguish fedware from ordinary spyware.

    Worse, of course, is the medium to long term: if "remote search" is the law of the land, it will soon enough seem like a good idea to mandate a few features from hardware and software manufacturers to make it easier. Make an antivirus program? Well, you'd better be sure that it ignores the activities of any app signed by $AUTHORITY, if you want to stay out of jail. OSes could easily do similar things with process listings, priviledge escalations and the like. Even hardware could get in on the act. In principle, you could build obedience to cryptographically signed orders into all sorts of devices. This would be bad in all the ways that DRM usually is, only worse.

    Unfortunately, this sort of turn doesn't seem entirely unlikely. Digital surveillance is all the rage these days, and unlikely to get any less popular, and there are few jurisdictions that have any terribly encouraging history of resisting it. Specifically, the EU has comparatively strong privacy legislation; but it is written from the basic philosophy that privacy is having the state control other's access to the data it collects, rather than privacy being having those data never collected. The US is stronger on that score(at least in theory, and as long as drugs, kiddie porn, and terrorism aren't involved); but the state of private sector privacy is absolutely miserable and there is nothing stopping the state from simply buying surveillance from said private sector(which it indeed does, on a fairly massive scale).

    1. Re:Disconcerting possibility: by clam666 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it just be easier to follow the suspect, pull him over, drop a bag of cocaine in his car, then use probable cause to go search his house and copy the hard drive?

      I see no reason why we should throw away the excellent techniques used in the past to frame and search suspects with "new-fangled" vapor-ware.

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    2. Re:Disconcerting possibility: by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can you do all that from the comfort of your desk, while simultaneously dictating a self-congratulatory press release concerning your successful tough-on-crime strategy?

      That's why.(among other reasons)

    3. Re:Disconcerting possibility: by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And what happens when the remote search itself is compromised, and whatever some 3rd party wants is inserted into the data stream??

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    4. Re:Disconcerting possibility: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the police are planning to "remote search" hard drives, they'll need something on the client that lets them do so, along with some sort of command and control/results reporting channel between the client and the (totally secure and definitely not going to get breached in an embarrassing display of incompetence that will go utterly unpunished) police HQ.

      Forget Dragnet. Welcome to Police Botnet.

    5. Re:Disconcerting possibility: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] Worse, of course, is the medium to long term: if "remote search" is the law of the land, it will soon enough seem like a good idea to mandate a few features from hardware and software manufacturers to make it easier. Make an antivirus program? Well, you'd better be sure that it ignores the activities of any app signed by $AUTHORITY, if you want to stay out of jail.

      That together with the spyware/fedware issue is exactly the point. And as authorities still propose this approach reveals the incompetence in behind. Ever considered the history of copy protection, DRM and the like? fail and fail, and still fail. Obviously, folks proposing this spyware approach are totally foreign to that part of IT history.

      Even if they'd get that far and get a working spyware, won't people fight back? Won't there no countermeasures? What are they thinking -- that their tool development will be once and for all, never about to need updating, ongoing development? Who will finance that?

      Despite I personally find their idea frightening, I think until they'll be able to come up with any adaequate solution, it'll be about standard in any default install to detect and undo unwanted file alterations. Why not just run everything in a VM, diff the running system against the image, then undo the unwanted changes?

    6. Re:Disconcerting possibility: by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      And what happens when the remote search itself is compromised, and whatever some 3rd party wants is inserted into the data stream??

      Bad things, of course. But why should law enforcement care if they're facilitating more crime, so long as they get whatever it is they want?

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    7. Re:Disconcerting possibility: by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That does increasingly seem to be the whole point of new laws and legislation, doesn't it? :(

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    8. Re:Disconcerting possibility: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the police are planning to "remote search" hard drives, they'll need something on the client that lets them do so, along with some sort of command and control/results reporting channel between the client and the (totally secure and definitely not going to get breached in an embarrassing display of incompetence that will go utterly unpunished) police HQ.

      In the short term, that means some flavor of spyware. The disconcerting bit, though, is that said spyware would look and act like normal spyware; but be part of a police investigation. Generally, interfering with those is a crime. Will removing that spyware be considered obstruction of justice? Will blocking its operations or reporting be considered obstruction of justice? "Your honor, the defendant did maliciously configure his router to drop outbound justice on port 315..." In order to be effective, spyware has to be covert and subtle, so it will be damn difficult to distinguish fedware from ordinary spyware.

      Worse, of course, is the medium to long term: if "remote search" is the law of the land, it will soon enough seem like a good idea to mandate a few features from hardware and software manufacturers to make it easier. Make an antivirus program? Well, you'd better be sure that it ignores the activities of any app signed by $AUTHORITY, if you want to stay out of jail. OSes could easily do similar things with process listings, priviledge escalations and the like. Even hardware could get in on the act. In principle, you could build obedience to cryptographically signed orders into all sorts of devices. This would be bad in all the ways that DRM usually is, only worse.

      Unfortunately, this sort of turn doesn't seem entirely unlikely. Digital surveillance is all the rage these days, and unlikely to get any less popular, and there are few jurisdictions that have any terribly encouraging history of resisting it. Specifically, the EU has comparatively strong privacy legislation; but it is written from the basic philosophy that privacy is having the state control other's access to the data it collects, rather than privacy being having those data never collected. The US is stronger on that score(at least in theory, and as long as drugs, kiddie porn, and terrorism aren't involved); but the state of private sector privacy is absolutely miserable and there is nothing stopping the state from simply buying surveillance from said private sector(which it indeed does, on a fairly massive scale).

      Come on. Now, what do you think all of those "free services" are, the free email, free web sites. The spyware is already ON your computer.

  25. Obligitory by Sniper511 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    EU iz in ur hard drivez, searchin' 4 warez!

    In all seriousness, this is Orwellian in nature. Part of me is terrified that we're heading down this road in the US as well.

  26. Get it over with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remote search people's minds already.

  27. Re:LOLCOPS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I CAN HAS FYRWALL PLZ?

  28. Re:ALL your file by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, a data-sharing agreement will fix that.

  29. so what? by apodyopsis · · Score: 1

    so what if you run Linux, how long before you legislate so they can get the router/ISP?

    yeah. it might hit botnets, spam, copy-right infringement (guess who will fund it) and other nefarious stuff - but the public will never allow it off the ground.

  30. Right to be informed by cjfs · · Score: 1
    From European Data Protection Supervisor page:

    The person whose data are processed - the data subject - enjoys a number of enforceable rights. This includes, for instance, the right to be informed about the processing and the right to correct data.

    Now how do you apply that to remote searches? Will they inform people they mistakenly "search" due to incorrect information?

  31. Trust by Wowsers · · Score: 1

    Isn't this a way to claim to the brainless masses that they should dump all their computers and buy ones with the "trusted computing" platform? THEN the sh*t really would begin. Digitally signed and trusted trojans you can't to anything about.

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  32. Oh that's just perfect! by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Load up your computer with files named "LondonBombingPlans05May2009.doc" or "HOT13YOPUSSY!!!!.JPG" and have them be copies of George Orwell's books.

    Then leave your computer "vulnerable" on the Internet, er, I mean, leave it running Microsoft Windows without a hardware firewall, and leak it somewhere that your computer may be up to no good.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
    1. Re:Oh that's just perfect! by meist3r · · Score: 1

      Load up your computer with files named "LondonBombingPlans05May2009.doc" or "HOT13YOPUSSY!!!!.JPG" and have them be copies of George Orwell's books.

      Then leave your computer "vulnerable" on the Internet, er, I mean, leave it running Microsoft Windows without a hardware firewall, and leak it somewhere that your computer may be up to no good.

      Come to think of it, if I put some "questionable" files on the computer at work will they start listening on those too? At some point the argument will be "But terrorists secretly work from their R&D department, of course we'll have to check their data".

    2. Re:Oh that's just perfect! by Hellahulla · · Score: 3, Funny

      With mild encryption so it gives them some time to kill.
      Could be fun, could also backfire, I mean if they are allowed to do this they'll eventually be allowed to arrest you for wasting their time by doing something like that.
      Blah.
      I'm moving to Russia.

    3. Re:Oh that's just perfect! by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      >Load up your computer with files named "LondonBombingPlans05May2009.doc" or "HOT13YOPUSSY!!!!.JPG" and have them be copies of George Orwell's books.

      The drawback to this plan being that jackbooted Thought Police kick your door in at 3:00 am, haul your ass off, and throw you into a dank, unlit hole full of rats where you are buggered with cattle prods until you provide the decryption key to Chapter 14 of 1984.

      --
      Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
    4. Re:Oh that's just perfect! by MSZ · · Score: 1

      Or they simply replace the fake CP with actual CP they got from some previous raid and have ready made evidence. Is the judge going to believe your words that HOT13YOPUSSY!!!!.JPG was actually a scan of the cover of 1984 - or secret police saying it is child porn?

      THEN they will have fun with you, since no one will defend a pervert.

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      The moon is not fully subjugated. I demand a second assault wave preceded by a massive nuclear bombardment.
  33. Did they hire Abbey from NCIS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Remote searches" eh?

    I think some politicians have seen too many episodes of CSI or NCIS where you have one person who "just hacks" into everything in minutes (that's when they aren't sharpening blurry images until they are crystal clear - maybe that's on the agenda too!)

    Either way, this is why I've already switched all my important data over to linux machines. Linux used to just be for NAT and firewall duties, but I just can't trust opaque operating systems with my private data anymore. Slackware for the win.

    There's too much money and too many parking lot / under the table deals done between governments and corporations for my liking. It's certainly not beyond the realm of possibility that Vista has some kind of backdoor in place. Thanks, but no thanks.

    Linux 4 life.

    1. Re:Did they hire Abbey from NCIS? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Have you built your Slackware packages from source? Have you inspected the compiler output to be sure it's not adding anything illicit? Have you inspected the source itself and followed all the logic trees, code paths, etc? Do you trust Patrick Volkerding ultimately with your security?

      If you answered no to ANY of those questions, you have no more security vs backdoor access than you would with Windows.

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    2. Re:Did they hire Abbey from NCIS? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I think some politicians have seen too many episodes of CSI or NCIS where you have one person who "just hacks" into everything in minutes

            Not to mention the bandwidth involved in searching several thousand megabytes multiplied by several million people, all at the same time. And they say "Bittorrent" is the cause of all bandwidth problems?

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    3. Re:Did they hire Abbey from NCIS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you answered no to ANY of those questions, you have no more security vs backdoor access than you would with Windows.

      This simply isn't true.

      While your point about trusting a whole bunch of code I haven't read is valid, and that any sort of implicit trust can be abused is true, it's nowhere near the same as trusting Vista.

      The linux kernel has hundreds / thousands of people writing code for it. It's done in a fully public manner. It may be possible to alter the source in a malicious way, but it's also much more likely that such an alteration would a) be found and b) be made public, or even c) be detected and prevented from making the main branch.

      Furthermore, note that the Linux kernel source would have to be modified "maliciously" for there to be a trust issue. For all we know, Vista could have a backdoor that is intended rather than malicious. That's never getting found, never getting fixed, and never being made public.

      The levels of trust required between Vista and Linux are worlds apart. I don't have time to read (let alone understand) every single line of kernel source code, but it's still, by far, the better choice.

  34. Can't they just solve real crimes instead? by aliquis · · Score: 1

    I mean like, come on?

    Copied information vs stolen property, personal assault, rape, murder, ?

    1. Re:Can't they just solve real crimes instead? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      It's not in the government's best interest to solve violent crime. They WANT you to be afraid and lock your doors at night. It makes you nice and docile and grateful that the government is there to "protect" you - not that they will. So governments around the world make token efforts at catching real criminals, and usually give them a slap on the wrist before letting them go again - unless they are REALLY bad.

            Besides, it's much easier to do data mining to find "child pornographers" since most of them won't fight back, or throw the book at school teachers who expose a class full of kids to porn pop up ads, or jail 18 year olds as pedophiles for sleeping with 17 year olds. It's easy to turn the screws and make an example of weaklings.

            However this perversion of justice, the rampant abuse in the name of "child porn" and "terrorism" WILL bite the governments in the ass one day. Revolutions happen - they're a part of history, from ancient China to present times. Keep it up, governments, one day you will push the masses too far.

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    2. Re:Can't they just solve real crimes instead? by MrMr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They need to move with the times. Classical crime rates have dropped so much since medieaval times that a whole new list of crimes has to be thought up to keep the enforcers busy.
      Not stealing imaginary property, smoking in a bar, drinking outside a bar, making juvenile jokes on an airplane...

  35. If firewalls are outlawed... by EWAdams · · Score: 1

    ... then the rest of this sentence will NOT be "only outlaws will have firewalls," because that would be stupid. Rather, it will be rapid on-demand login and logout from the Internet, so that your system is only ON the Internet at moments at which it is sending data or intentionally receiving it. At other times it's just disconnected.

    However, because the press usually get wrong any story on a subject that I know something about, I have a feeling they've got this wrong too. I wonder what is *really* being planned.

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  36. 56k line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dont worry 56k line and Rijndael encryption should sort out those buggers

  37. Re:yeah by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    because with the government there is accountablity, responsilibty, a paper trail, transparency

    Indeed...one need only look at the last eight years in the U.S. for the proof of this statement.

    Oh, wait...

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  38. Prosecution over Investigation by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    I think we need to look at this from a lawyer's perspective. IANAL, but I think it might be easier to get a conviction on something like kiddie porn than on something like trafficking in stolen goods or illegally downloading 1000 songs.

    Think Al Capone. Murder? Smuggling? Racketeering? Naw, just get him on income tax evasion.

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  39. Re:yeah by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Informative

    I find it interesting that you are complaining about the last eight years in the US, yet the article is about Europe...

    IMO, it shows the anti-US sentiment, apparently because of the US's more or less high position in the world, as opposed to many European countries that are trying to rival it with the EU, etc., but failing.

    And yet, The UK and Europe have far worse "wire-tapping" sorts of things than the US. But it's not in vogue to complain about it anywhere but in the US, it seems.

  40. Feel free to do it by Rikiji7 · · Score: 1

    Get through my firewall, through my self-compiled kernel and into debian repositories and you're done.

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  41. Re:yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, rather than the relatively harmless grey hat whom you can sue into oblivion poking around your files, you'd rather have a bureaucracy which can imprison you for life and against whom you have very limited recourse poking around instead.

    Yeah, I totally see the wisdom in that.

  42. They can't do that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll have to arrest themselves, it's called "breaking into a computer without the permission of the computer owner"! If they can do this, I can metasploit.

  43. "remote searches"???.... Yeah sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "remote searches" of course being just a lame analogy to something that just happens to be legal and reliable. Its hardly an accurate description of the process of sending someone a windows only trojan and praying you get accurate data. Maybe you get a faked "nothing suspicious here" report or a big list of falsified evidence.

    This isn`t like showing up at someones door with a warrant. This is like showing up at someones door in a water company uniform and then searching every nook and cranny of the home. Its like searching the pockets of everyone who visited the home at one time. Think about the years of "deleted" e-mails. Most would have come from people who at the time didn`t think they were talking to someone who may be searched one day.

    Its also interesting to note that this is not the first time one of these insane ideas is dreamed up at the national level, quickly identified as legally and politically unfeasable, and then is passed as mandatory across the EU. Its almost as if people think there is less meaningful oversight and public debate on international level policy or something.

    Everyone remembers the idea of storing at least Telephone, HTTP and email traffic data on everyone in the UK. In 2000 British police figured this was in conflict with the reasonableness requirement of article eight of the European human right treaty and UK privacy law they gave up in the UK... and then pushed the same thing across the EU. The only thing that held this back was ISP lobbyist that managed to cut out the costliest bits.

    This "trojans for cops" plan sold under the name "remote hd search" came from Germany where there wasn`t just debate, but huge protests in the streets. I love those "freedom not fear" banners.

    There was also:

    • the biometric passports (An American Idea pushed trough the ICAO)
    • Airlines sharing passenger records with US intelligence without a legal system
    • SWIFT and (unreported in the US) EU banks sending transaction and customer information to US intelligence
    • software patents

    In every case the EU system provided the ideal place to take a long time to do nothing useful with nobody really caring.

    So thats why I voted against the EU constitutional treaty. Fat lot of good that warning did.

  44. Re:yeah by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    because with the government there is accountablity, responsilibty, a paper trail, transparency

          You have obviously never been fucked over by government. This means you are a) not rich and/or b) have never been in the wrong place at the wrong time.

          The government's JOB is to screw you. How else do you think they make money?

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  45. eussr Tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuckin' A right.

    God bless the U.S. of A and all of the rest of the Old World's former colonies that exist today because our ancestors had the smarts to get out when the getting was good.

  46. Re:yeah by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that you are complaining about the last eight years in the US, yet the article is about Europe...

    I'm referencing the U.S. because I'm a resident of the U.S., and have more knowledge of the U.S. government's various malfeasances than I do of the U.K.'s.

    And no one was "complaining". I was merely pointing out that the OP's claim that a government is somehow more trustworthy than a "grey hat" is patently absurd.

    IMO, it shows the anti-US sentiment, apparently because of the US's more or less high position in the world, as opposed to many European countries that are trying to rival it with the EU, etc., but failing.

    IMO, you're reading way too much into my remarks, Sparky.

    And yet, The UK and Europe have far worse "wire-tapping" sorts of things than the US. But it's not in vogue to complain about it anywhere but in the US, it seems.

    Could you please explain your point, seeing as how you have seemed to have made mine for me at this juncture?

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  47. NO by unity100 · · Score: 2, Funny

    i wont allow it. and thats final.

  48. Remote search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my ass.

  49. Free Internet Access + EULA by Malluck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's real easy for them to do.

    Step 1 : Hand out free or discounted internet access. This may include higher than average datarates or fiber access making it really attractive to the end user. The caviout is that you must also run a software package on the machine or the connection is revoked. Said software includes the drive scanner and identification credentials.

    Step 2 : Pass regulation that makes traditional anonymous internet access prohibitivly expensive for the individual user.

    Ta da! The net is no longer anonymous and big brother is watching.

    1. Re:Free Internet Access + EULA by MSZ · · Score: 1

      a. virtual machine booting....please wait

      b. finally! some use for my old laptop!

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    2. Re:Free Internet Access + EULA by Darth+Eletius · · Score: 1

      Step 3 : Rewrite said software package to continually say "I'm here and functioning" and feed a static dummy image to our benevolent ISP.

  50. Summary is confused as usual by Xest · · Score: 5, Informative

    The summary takes the decision somewhat out of context.

    They're not planning to remotely connect to any old joes computer they can and search it, they're planning to connect to zombie computers that have been hijacked by criminals to try and trace back where the criminals are coming from.

    Apparently, there will be strict rules on what they can do on said machine too, that is, they're not allowed to start rummaging through people's personal data. Don't think I'm naive by saying that- I'm just repeating what I read on the issue, I don't believe for a minute those rules will be enforceable and I truly think as soon as they have access to these machines and their boss aint looking they're going to start rummaging like crazy.

    I'm not sure how I feel about the general idea, if a machine has a backdoor and they can manage to connect to it also then in a way I feel they should just temporarily patch it for the user and inform the user at absolute worse although I'm not sure this is ideal- what if they patch some security researcher's honey pot for instance!

    It certainly concerned me a bit when I read it but it's certainly not a plan to just use 0-day exploits to connect to everyone and anyone's PC or anything.

    1. Re:Summary is confused as usual by naetuir · · Score: 2, Funny

      The slashdot community never takes anything out of context.

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    2. Re:Summary is confused as usual by Rary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't believe for a minute those rules will be enforceable and I truly think as soon as they have access to these machines and their boss aint looking they're going to start rummaging like crazy.

      Right. Because police tracking down criminal networks are more than willing to risk their careers to sneak a peak at some random person's emails to their grandmother, pictures of their friends, and last year's Christmas wish list.

      I'm not saying that nobody will ever overstep their snooping mandate, but I think we can all loosen the tinfoil hats just a bit. If your computer is one of these zombies, I'd be more concerned about the snooping that may have been done by the people who zombified it in the first place than that of the cops.

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    3. Re:Summary is confused as usual by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Someone in the arts or business is permitted to think 'The chances of that happening are remote, therefore it is unlikely, therefore I will ignore it. If it should arise, I'll see it and deal with it then.'

      People in a technical disciple are obligated to think 'The possibility of that happening is there, therefore it is inevitable that it will happen, therefore the whole thing is wrong until I address it.'

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    4. Re:Summary is confused as usual by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness I do wonder to what degree privacy software has been created or released by government agents. Anything from PC main boards or components as well as encryption software could be altered to aid the government prior to sale or release to the public. There is some evidence that such things have already been done in relation to potential foreign enemies.

    5. Re:Summary is confused as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "If it should arise, I'll see it and deal with it then."

      Our company works like that, it only deals with problems, when they occur, so its constantly stuck fire fighting mode and trying to reduce the damage that problem causes the company. (We even jokingly call problems, fires breaking out). Whereas I would soon my company used some foresight, to foresee where its likely to fail and plan ahead to deal with problems.

      Both are reactive solutions to problems, but using foresight reduces the damage caused by problems. But unfortunately foresight requires greater intellegence, to foresee potential failure points and then develop plans to deal with probable problems. Unfortunately a lot a people don't want to think ahead. Its too much trouble for them. They would sooner deal with it, when it goes wrong. We need more critical thinking applied to problem solving.

      But then politicians like the fire fighting approach. They can then make a big show of being seen to want to deal with problems, after they go wrong, so it allows them to say, (in hindsight), its not going wrong again.

    6. Re:Summary is confused as usual by cicho · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You are wrong. First, because yes, people will risk their careers to snoop on the privacy of total strangers, just because they can. Since they work in secrecy, it's even debatable if they feel their careers at at risk for doing so: http://abcnews.go.com/print?id=5987804

      Second, because as alarming as the linked story is, privacy is ultimately not about the police reading your shopping list. It's always about money - the money someone is willing to pay to access personal data on a political opponent (to discredit her or him), a dissident group (to penetrate and spy on them), or a competing business (obvious).

      Therefore, it's also about human rights.

      Once the technology is available, it *will* be abused, and we know this, because such abuses have always happened. I don't know of a government (or a business) that had a technology available and decided not to use it because doing so would be unethical or even illegal. How many times must the same stories repeat before we learn?

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    7. re: summary is confused as usual by ed.han · · Score: 1

      apparently, there will be strict rules on what they can do on said machine too, that is, they're not allowed to start rummaging through people's personal data.

      pardon my cynicism, but i see no justification for this reading in either TFA or your comment. what did i miss?

      ed

    8. Re:Summary is confused as usual by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Around here we call it "pissing on fires".

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    9. Re:Summary is confused as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If you're a collector of porn pictures or pictures of a particular fetish, you'll find that rummaging through other people's porn folders will yield some rare and good stuff. Not that I would know or anything...

    10. Re:Summary is confused as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can bet that are going to use this to dig around in any old joes computer.

      The fact that they are "only going to use it to connect to zombie computers" is a good sign. there will be no such limitations in the actual law.
      (Example: the Dutch ID law was _only_ going to be used to search for terrorists. it was specifically mentioned that the new law would not be used to track down illegal immigrants, to annoy people how where not doing anything wrong, or as way to add another fine to minor things like cycling without a light. Guess what hapend a week later? clue: no Dutch terrorists have been found yet.)

      Also, the German police is quite public about the fact that they are doing this (usually by e-maling there infection tools to "possible suspects"). they can't use it as official evidence yet, but it has been in use for a long time. I would be very surprised if there are European countries who are not yet using this software.

      I hope the terrorists keep using windows, or we will never find them....

    11. Re:Summary is confused as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you must be in another cube here.

    12. Re:Summary is confused as usual by Stanislav_J · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Once the technology is available, it *will* be abused, and we know this, because such abuses have always happened. I don't know of a government (or a business) that had a technology available and decided not to use it because doing so would be unethical or even illegal. How many times must the same stories repeat before we learn?

      An old saying puts it best: "What the government wants to do, and has the means to do, it will do -- logic, ethics, and common sense notwithstanding."

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      "Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket." -- Eric Hoffer
    13. Re:Summary is confused as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      They're not planning to remotely connect to any old joes computer they can and search it, they're planning to connect to zombie computers that have been hijacked by criminals to try and trace back where the criminals are coming from.

      What's the difference? It's the computer of Old Joe that is usually the prime target for a botnet.

      If I come along and clean Old Joes computer of all things dull and ugly (again), will I now have impeded a police investigation and should I fear for prosecution?

    14. Re:Summary is confused as usual by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Ah, that's unexpected considering we have a minister here who wants to implement exactly what the summary claims this is. When the proposal got voted on and rejected the little Führer wanted to change the voting rules. I wonder when the Reichstag will burn again...

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    15. Re:Summary is confused as usual by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how I feel about the general idea, if a machine has a backdoor and they can manage to connect to it also then in a way I feel they should just temporarily patch it for the user and inform the user at absolute worse although I'm not sure this is ideal- what if they patch some security researcher's honey pot for instance!

      In general I think there's a lot of apathy involved on the part of the owners of the zombie computers. Plus of course a tendency to get reinfected. I guess rummaging through people's private data could be justified by claiming it's in plain view. The police could argue that no special enforcement powers are required to break into these computers, as they have already been compromised. I dislike invasions of privacy by law enforcement at least as much as you, but what you've said sounds like a reasonable use of investigative power. Maybe people will get smart and start encrypting their private data.

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    16. Re:Summary is confused as usual by KlausBreuer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sadly, this is not quite correct.

      Here in Germany, they plan (and already have) to simply control you. Are you an eeeeeevil terrarist? Do you think of possibly considering, at some time in the far future, if you might want to do something which might bother some state bureaucrats? Do you Obey The RIAA?

      It's not about spam, and zombie computers, and stuff like that. It's about control.

      And, by the way, they are allowed to secretly enter your home, install some crap on your PC, and leave again. The might need a judges permission, but will get it in 95% of the time, no matter what reasons they give. Welcome to 1984, v2.08

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    17. Re:Summary is confused as usual by Candid88 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, this has to be one of the MOST useless summaries I've read on Slashdot.

      The quoted part of the article simply describes the basics of any "cyber police force" and has nothing to do with the "remote searches" the story is supposedly about.

      I mean a report that the EU's cyber police-force's aim is to "combat the growth in cyber theft and the machines used to spread spam and other malicious programs" doesn't exactly come as much of a surprise!

    18. Re:Summary is confused as usual by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      So far anti-terrorism laws in the UK have been used to:

      1. Spy on parents thought to be "cheating" the system in order to get their child into a preferred school.
      2. To prevent Icelandic banks from moving money around after they collapsed.
      3. Spy on a disabled couple in bad on suspicion that they might, possibly, maybe, harm their child.

      So forgive me if I have no confidence that if these laws get on the books that they won't be "re-purposed". If there's one thing Government has proven it's that they can't be trusted not to abuse any power they are given.

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    19. Re:Summary is confused as usual by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      Slashdot told me there was as problem posting this. Hence the re-post.

      It's all Slashdot's fault.

      Or possibly it was the Police interfering with my hard-drive.

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      Bad analogies are like waxing a monkey with a rainbow.
    20. Re:Summary is confused as usual by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Around here we call it "pissing on fires".

      Around here we call it "pissing on a sparkplug."

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  51. Re:yeah by Smauler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A grey hat in his basement can give me a trojan, perhaps fuck up my computer. The government can send hordes of armed men round to my house and lock me up for the rest of my life. Although I do probably trust the government more than some random, I know which one I am more scared of.

  52. Ummmmm..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just reread his post. Then kick yourself.

  53. Re:yeah by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    Ahh... Do you remember accusations about Poland participating in US 'rendition flights'?

    I fail to see how Europe is inherently more human-rights safe.

  54. Re:yeah by russotto · · Score: 1

    And yet, The UK and Europe have far worse "wire-tapping" sorts of things than the US. But it's not in vogue to complain about it anywhere but in the US, it seems.

    That's because if you complain about it in the UK they slap an ASBO on you.

  55. And who would do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can't even control/circumvent the people who are now deluging the internet with trojans/malware/spyware/etc. Then my question becomes what incompetent fuck do they think they are going to hire to do the same thing. Hell, the criminals will have taken it over in the first week.

  56. Come on Slashdot by TechForensics · · Score: 1

    TFA just refers to "remote searches" without defining them. This kind of vagueness should not prompt overly-specific conclusions like the hypothetical outlawing of firewalls or the imminent passage of laws to make you leave a back door open for John Law. I hate to say it, but this looks like typical wild /. hysteria, particularized into untenable conclusions asserted as fact, from a much more general article implying nothing of the kind.

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  57. You just moved the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Because the minix kernel doesn't do squat useful. So you need an application to do that. And the application will need to be bigger, more monolothic and easier to pwn like this because you haven't got the capability in the kernel.

    Nice job.

  58. Another day, another step towards Big Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "I don't believe for a minute those rules will be enforceable and I truly think as soon as they have access to these machines and their boss aint looking they're going to start rummaging like crazy."

    So now, when someone gets a virus, then this EU plan means their machine is then wide open to be scanned by police and/or their *contractor companies*. The potential for contractors (and their staff) to misuse (and even sometimes sell) what they find, is vast.

    Everything from Identity Theft, all the way up to Industrial Espionage, if its a company computer with a virus back door.

    Also this is before we even get into the scary idea of some countries police forces, being then able to carry out automated political descent detection, of whatever documents they find on the machine. (This EU plan is a dream come true for people working in the political area of Opposition Research. They could start building vastly more detailed profiles on people they find. (Although I suspect the ISP/Phorm style data capture, would be most likey for their purpose, then they will be able to profile everyone in the country).
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposition_research

    Also even some police, have at times, been found to be criminals. So this kind of person, would totally abuse whatever new power, they had available to them, for their own gain.

    Plus even from a practical point of view, given the amount of data on people some countries leak (e.g. UK government), then this EU plan opens up even more ways to loose data.

    Plus I thought police need a search warrant, to enter and search? ... looks like that idea has been thrown away as well.

    Another day, another step towards Big Brother. Turn up the heat on that boiled frog. Looks like we are on course to repeat the mistakes of the past, but this time, with vastly greater state powers, to overlook anyone who dares to question state views. But then, its all done to protect us... problem is, who is there to watch and protect us, from these ever more powerful implied protectors!

  59. the last eight years has sucked by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    and yet the government still has more integrity than some yahoo in his parent's basement, which was my whole point

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    1. Re:the last eight years has sucked by MSZ · · Score: 1

      What color is the sky in your universe?

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    2. Re:the last eight years has sucked by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Merely restating your point does not make it any more valid than it was the first time around.

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  60. Why do people have security lights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, if a burgular isn't being watched, it doesn't matter if the light goes on. In fact the burgular gets to see what they're doing.

    Yes this, simpe and easy to pick locks, windows that can be "opened" with a brick are all considered adequate to secure homes.

    Why?

    If there isn't anyone watching the house, there's NOTHING that stops the burgular from getting in. Even alarms may not work, since the police will take some time to get there, if they bother at all.

    Shall I tell you why? Because there has to be a confluence of things that happen for a sufficiently long time to make the burgular safe from capture.

    Likewise, anyone modding open source has to hope that it becomes popular enough to give enough people to have the plan work yet nobody who understands the code anywhere near as well as the nefarious one. And as soon as they ARE found out, their avenue is closed and the damage done cleared quickly.

    Whereas for a closed OS or app, if the manufacturer don't see the nefarious program result (e.g. it doesn't activate on an MS IP addressed machine), then they have better things to do then look for the problem. They have MONEY to earn with something productive. And the manufacturer is the only one who can fix it.

  61. Pwned machines by phorm · · Score: 2, Informative

    Besides, what kind of "evidence" could you trust in a machine that's been well and truly owned, especially if it's playing puppet to a criminal botnet?

    Having worked somewhere where a server (not one of mine, but one setup by a contractor) was owned in short order, I can attest to the fact that once that happens you have very little ownership or control of the content on that box. That particular one (a WinNT box) couldn't even *delete* the files that had been uploaded due to issues with the character-set used in filenames, and some of the filenames were very disturbing as to what content they might have had...

    I'd say that arresting somebody based on files on a box they *know* somebody else likely had control of is a pretty weak case.

    1. Re:Pwned machines by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Arresting won't be possible anyway if the law says there's no evidence to be gathered there. It could only be used for illegal actions, not legal ones.

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  62. Re:All the more reason... That is PROBABLY by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    why the various world governments have not killed or illegalized Linux and Open Source operating systems. One might wonder whether msoft has even got a hand in saying whether or not the Linux Kernel gets "rooted", since, after all, ms willingly or begrudgingly supports NSA intrusion into the kernel to nail the truly deserving, and to spy on anyone deemed a "person of interest"....

    But, it's still to early to dance a jig over ms going down to 90%. When the windoze-only apps get native counterparts in Linux AND Mac, and THESE two both/each have 12% of the market, then it's time to arrange dancing dates, and maybe warm up for the dance-a-thon.

    But, really, that will have to start with defibullating (sp?) Korea, Japan, and Asia to ween them a few percentages down from addiction to windows. If South America and MORE of Europe legitimize their distrust of an "American-based company" having and providing access to not only the local but to the US government, then they can try to politically shift their efforts even MORE into Linux (and Mac?) just to at least rid themselves of ms.

    There will still be backdoors, but then staying off line as much as possible, and booby-trapping (with finger-wrecking charges, or just (legally and more safe) intrusion detection means to punish snoops who snoop on non-criminals.

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  63. Definitions? by argent · · Score: 1

    In a statement outlining the strategy the EU claimed "half of all internet crime involves the production, distribution and sale of child pornography".

    Either they're using a really broad definition of 'involves' or a narrow definition of 'internet crime', or I'm on a lot more target lists than I'd have thought. Given how much of the mail that gets through my server-side spam filters is even illegal in Nigeria, I'd really have thought the plain old confidence game was #1.

  64. Re:Summary is confused as usual.. This is why by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Slashdot will NEVER be considered a legitimate source of "journalism", and why reputable news reporting outlets will regard /. as a nerd/geek/weirdo tecchie haven not to be confused with, say, other tech coverage outlets.

    Shouldn't it be infuriating, outrageous for reports to be willfully or negligently taken out of context? Or, is this, alas, what it takes to lure readers, so that VA or /. can garner ad revenue?

    I wonder if the incoming administration will -- while not addressing the content of readers -- impose upon site administrators who repost or repurpose non-original material to not use free speech to jingoistically or confusingly restate news. It shouldn't *take* a tech-savvy White House to impose such "suggestions". Hell, VA (not Langley, but the site holders, lest there be confusion, hehehe) should impose it.

    Me, i find there to be a woeful lacking in the vetting of posts that get "outed".

    (Speaking out to damage my Karma a little more every time...)

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  65. HALF of all net crime is child porn??? by gilgongo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From TFA: "In a statement outlining the strategy the EU claimed "half of all internet crime involves the production, distribution and sale of child pornography"

    What? Half of all internet crime??

    Hmmm. Bullshit detector's gone off the scale on this one. I think this is the work of industry lobbyists playing the child porn card to sell snakeoil to clueless, greedy politicians.

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    "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
    1. Re:HALF of all net crime is child porn??? by ymgve · · Score: 1

      What? Half of all internet crime??

      Hmmm. Bullshit detector's gone off the scale on this one. I think this is the work of industry lobbyists playing the child porn card to sell snakeoil to clueless, greedy politicians.

      Well, if you exclude piracy (which any sane person would do anyway), I think they might be somewhere in the vicinity of reality.

    2. Re:HALF of all net crime is child porn??? by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      Cmaaaaan!

      Fraudulent transactions, money laundering, spam, scams, phishing, DoS attacks, social engineering, extortion, harassment... and all other clearly-defined felonies as defined by most jurisdictions on the net occur LESS than the activity of a tiny bunch of mentally ill old men trading sick pictures?

      Sir: STEP AWAY FROM THE BONG!

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  66. Re:Summary is confused as usual.. This is why by noundi · · Score: 1

    Slashdot will NEVER be considered a legitimate source of "journalism"

    Hahahahahaha you're killing me, legitimate source of journalism. What's next? Bigfoot gets raped by Godzilla and gives birth to the toothfairy? Come on, we all know there's no such thing as "legitimate source of journalism", but legitimate source of income does though, not to be confused.

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  67. Re:yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The UK is a far more repressive a regime than the US despite it being considered a democracy. So is Germany for that matter. The US, despite turning facist over the past 8 years, still allows for more freedoms even if only in name, than most of the EU.

    I think the point is, if it can happen in the US, the supposed bastion of freedom and democracy, it can happen anywhere else.

  68. Re:Summary is confused as usual.. This is why by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    No, butt, King Kong might be outed after having her annual anu-brasion treatment.

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  69. Linux is vulnerable too (sort of) by cpghost · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, in short, here's just one more compelling argument for ditching Windows for Linux...

    With more and more Linux users running proprietary binary blobs for convenience reasons or just out of pure laziness (video drivers, flash players and what not), it would be rather easy for $GOVERNMENT to remotely substitute one of those blobs with a "policeware"-augmented one with a classic man-in-the-middle attack. How could you check the code of those binary blobs to be sure that $THEY aren't already listening in when there is no source code to check?

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  70. Set up a honeypot by cpghost · · Score: 1

    Will it be illegal to circumvent remote searches?

    It may very well happen some day, if the paranoia continues. But nothing prevents you for setting up a nice little honeypot for outsiders to play with.

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    cpghost at Cordula's Web.
  71. Governments will abuse this. by CountBrass · · Score: 1

    So far in the UK anti-terrorism legislation has been used to:

    1. Spy on parents suspected of gaming the system in order to get their child into their preferred school.
    2. Prevent Iclandic banks moving money around after they had collapsed.
    3. Spy on a disabled couple in bed because social workers thought they might, possibly, perhaps, harm their child (for no better reason than that they are disabled).

    So you'll understand if I don't believe any assurance that these powers won't be abused as well.

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  72. What about hardware Trojans? by cpghost · · Score: 1

    I'd be more worried about off-the-shelf adapters' firmware and even hardware. How long until a government makes it mandatory for all network adapter manufacturers to include a Trojan into their silicon and they want a license to sell their products in a specific country? Add to this a mandatory Trojan in the silicon of your SATA adapter, and both can communicate via DMA, maybe even circumventing the kernel altogether (oh, did I mention the mandatory BIOS changes to enable this DMA transfer?).

    Then police will talk to your network adapter, which in turn will transmit its commands to the SATA adapter, and voila, life access to your hard drives, bypassing any kernel security layer.

    Of course, that's a huge risk to security as well: as soon as the police master key is compromised (and it inevitably will, sooner or later), there'll be millions of freely accessible computers hard drives.

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    1. Re:What about hardware Trojans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holding your data on an encrypted form would render this useless to the authorities: i.e. the data blocks on disk that they could read by this method would be worthless. Decryption is done at a higher level by the operating system.

      Therefore an attack method would have to work through the operating system e.g. hiding the trojan code in a binary module (like in popular binary video-card drivers or network card microcode).

      However, if you use Windows or Mac they could just download the trojan to you next time you connect to your "Windows Update" or similar site.

  73. Re:Summary is confused as usual.. This is why by ultranova · · Score: 1

    Slashdot will NEVER be considered a legitimate source of "journalism"

    Slashdot is a discussion forum and has nothing to do with either journalism or "journalism".

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  74. Re:Summary is confused as usual.. This is why by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Well, given some of the handling of scoring, it feels like a cross between The Jerry Springer Show and some puppeteers...

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  75. out of context by KWTm · · Score: 1

    The slashdot community never takes anything out of context.

    What do you mean, "The slashdot community never takes anything"? The slashdot community takes lots of things! They take money from the bank, they take lunch breaks, they take a long time to find software bugs ...

    Oh, yeah, and what do you mean, "out of context"?

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