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Christmas Tree Made From 70 SCSI Hard Drives

Trigger writes "At our work we were decomissioning six old HP/Compaq servers to clear up space for new servers and, naturally, each server had a fairly large raid array. Instead of formatting every hard drive (would have taken weeks performing a DoD level wipe) and disposing them all together with the servers, I decided to disassemble the hard drives and recycle them into something neat. With a lot (a lot) of patience, I made this shiny Xmas tree. In total there are around 70 old SCSI hard drives, between 9gb and 18gb in size each. They were nice and chunky, oldschool style. There were quite a few different hard drive models, which is good because they each had different bits which I could use. The Xmas tree is made with parts from hard drives only except for one nut which I had to purchase for $0.39." It's good to see that this guy has plenty to do at work.

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  1. Had to - by Colourspace · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fir post!

  2. I'd really be impressed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if he had made 2 trees to run in RAID 0.

    1. Re:I'd really be impressed... by theemadnes · · Score: 5, Funny

      RAID 0? For Christmas trees? Sure, it'd be mighty impressive, but if only one of the trees goes down, you've ruined Christmas for everyone.

    2. Re:I'd really be impressed... by shadow349 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's amazing how little people know about ....

      Welcome to Slashdot.

    3. Re:I'd really be impressed... by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 3, Funny

      Little people usually know more about PCs than their parents.

    4. Re:I'd really be impressed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's amazing how little people know about rectal surgery...

      Hey! It's great to see another Slashdotter with the same hobby as mine!

      So, what are your views on anterior modifications of the Delorme procedure, which requires less operative dissection, I personally think it can be performed with results nearly equivalent to those of the established Delorme procedure in the treatment of rectal outlet obstruction secondary to internal intussusception with or without rectocele.

      Or do you disagree?

    5. Re:I'd really be impressed... by santiagoanders · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suppose Raid 0+1 kills both ants and cockroaches.
      What is Raid 5 for?

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    6. Re:I'd really be impressed... by dcsmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      I suppose Raid 0+1 kills both ants and cockroaches. What is Raid 5 for?

      Franz Kafka

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    7. Re:I'd really be impressed... by gwbennett · · Score: 1, Funny

      Better yet, a Beowolf forest of these...

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    8. Re:I'd really be impressed... by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a friend who is a nurse. The most advanced procedure she can perform in this area is "digital extraction of fecal impaction."

      No, I'm not making that up. And yes, I mean digital in the "base 10" sense!

  3. Slashdotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Merry Christmas Hosting Provider_01

  4. Re:This thread is useless without pics.... by MadEmperor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thanks for posting. If that's the real deal, I'm not impressed. It's not even straight! Maybe he should have picked up some AOL Discs to make it full size.

  5. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only if you have root access.

  6. Lots of work to do by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's good to see that this guy has plenty to do at work.

    As opposed to everybody else here who are so busy that they don't even have the time to look at Slashdot. Oh, wait...

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  7. Oh no! by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone formatted my Christmas tree!!

    1. Re:Oh no! by MarkRose · · Score: 4, Funny

      Was that all you had left? Did someone raid all your funny hard drive jokes? ;-)

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  8. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by nsheppar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will that be pre-order, in-order, or post-order traversal?

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  9. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by von_rick · · Score: 2, Funny

    fsck that!

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  10. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

    And having it all in a tree makes it easier to search, too!

  11. Re:This thread is useless without pics.... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's good to know!

    Four upmods please?

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  12. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

    We'll need a solution to the traveling reindeer problem to figure that out.

  13. Re:Spinning tree of death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The guy could have at least used some of the drive spindle motors to make it spin on its own.

    Yeah, I want to see it spinning at 15K.
    (from behind bulletproof glass)

  14. Re:Merry Christmas from Jeff Spicoli by thousandinone · · Score: 2, Funny

    He has this ULTIMATE set of tools.

    [citation needed] -love, Mom

  15. Must be the BOFH by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Instead of formatting every hard drive (would have taken weeks performing a DoD level wipe) and disposing them all together with the servers, I decided to disassemble the hard drives and recycle them into something neat... The Xmas tree is made with parts from hard drives only except for one nut which I had to purchase for $0.39.

    Sounds like you already had a nut - the one building the tree. I'm guessing you either:

    • grossly exaggerated the business requirement for a DoD-level wipe; or
    • have BOFH-style job security; or
    • better polish up your CV once your boss realises what you've done
  16. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    deltree /y

  17. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by Gospodin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does "dismantel" mean "take something off the mantel"? I'm going to dismantel my Christmas cards around New Year's Day.

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  18. Re:Question: are hard drive internals poisonous? by Voyager529 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I take 'em to the rifle range... not much can be recovered after a bunch of 30 caliber holes appear in it...

    You'd be surprised at the lengths to which the RIAA will go to gather evidence.

  19. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by xaositects · · Score: 3, Funny

    boo!

  20. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by rockbottoms · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't even see it... slash-potted Please seed!

  21. DOS Xmas by rockbottoms · · Score: 2, Funny

    December 26th... time to run deltree

  22. Re:Captain Obvious says: by MarkRose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember kids, when you have the opportunity to make a funny about SCSI, you have to LUNge at it.

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  23. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by makapuf · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess you would at least have access to some logs ...

  24. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by HiVizDiver · · Score: 4, Funny

    While you guys had me on pins and needles waiting for the next clever post, I think I'm going to leave.

  25. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that Slashdot has toasted the rest of his servers, he has some more hard drives to make ornaments out of.

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  26. dir by teknosapien · · Score: 2, Funny

    Always wondered what a directory tree looked like in a physical form

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  27. Re:Why is an individual plural by oodaloop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Frankly I say "Merry Christmas" to everyone, in the spirit that I want whoever I am saying it to to be happy on Christmas regardless of what they are actually celebrating.

    And therein lies the problem. Do you know how arrogant that statement sounds to a non-Christian? Not everyone wants your holiday or your holiday cheer, and it would be nice if more Christians respected that instead of demanding everyone be happy for them.

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  28. Re:Spinning tree of death. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait for your coworkers to gather around it and then fire it up. Now that's what I call an office prank.

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  29. Re:Obligatory by SarekOfVulcan · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, you don't want a Beowulf forest, because then you have to worry about Grendel showing up.

  30. Re:This thread is useless without pics.... by machine321 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not even straight!

    Yeah, that is a gay Christmas tree.

  31. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by severoon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh SCSI tree, oh SCSI tree, How shiny are your plaaaaat-ters!
    Redundancy, redundancy, how you protect your d444-t3rz!

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  32. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by UltraAyla · · Score: 4, Funny

    but he's dreaming of a wiped Christmas!