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  1. Googled on First Amendment Protection For Search Results? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just searched "Fire!" in a crowded theater. Am I ok?

  2. Music today on P2P Music Downloads At All-Time Low · · Score: 1

    it must mean that most music today is definitely not Scottish

  3. Seems correct on One Night Stands May Be Genetic · · Score: 1

    Multiple ladies is in my DNA... and my DNA is in multiple ladies

  4. Re:Users. on Millions Continue To Click On Spam · · Score: 1

    A romantic comedy? How about "You've Got Mail 2: Don't Open It!"

  5. Re:Solution: exempt children on Full Body Scanners Violate Child Porn Laws · · Score: 1

    Children are small.

    Have you seen the ones here in the US?

    /Chandler

  6. I use a Live CD on Washington Post Says Use Linux To Avoid Bank Fraud · · Score: 1

    I boot into my Linux Live CD, but then I don't have any of my favorites. I just login to my email and use the link that my bank sent me

  7. Re:Two of the three letters in their name... on BSA Says 41% of Software On Personal Computers Is Pirated · · Score: 1

    BA? None of them have Master's or PhDs? It's all arts, no sciences degrees? None are left with only high school diplomas or GEDs? None are high school dropouts?

    No, some of them just moonlight on the A*Team

  8. Re:Moderators, are you all friggin' retards? on SSL Still Mostly Misunderstood, Even By the Pros · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just consider this sort of typo a cheap and lazy form of story encryption...

    I just except the typos for what they are

  9. Re:Yes on Has the Rate of Technical Progress Slowed? · · Score: 1

    Or your toilet might keep track of that, and let your doctor know if you are having problems. (So, letting people that might care know about the condition of your last shit)

    And then your refrigerator will know to order the lactose free milk instead of the regular. Oh, and more prunes

  10. Re:Warranty on Xbox 360 Failure Rate Is 54.2% · · Score: 5, Funny

    My 5 Nintendo based systems have never failed once (Well the NES can be a bit of pain sometimes, ha ha).

    *Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff*

    *Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff*

    Godammit!

    ppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff*

  11. Re:Key's under the rug... on FCC Reserves the Right To Search Your Home, Any Time · · Score: 1

    Whew good thing, I don't have either of those technologies in my cave or in my summer home (mother's basement).

    You wouldn't know this but there's a baby monitor hidden behind the dumbbells

  12. Scotty... on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: 1

    Prepare comment servers for crash

  13. Specter switches... on Senator Arlen Specter Becomes a Democrat · · Score: 1

    And all New England Patriots players quietly register as Rep.

  14. Re:Duh! on Digital Schwarzenegger Set For New 'Terminator' · · Score: 1

    Not to mention Marilyn Chambers unmentionables

  15. Re:DVDFab on Decent DVD-Ripping Solution For Linux? · · Score: 1

    He also said a Windows solution would be sufficient as long as it works. But he wants a single file as output though so dvdshrink won't work.

    Ive' never had a problem using DVD shrink to output to a single iso file, with only a couple of clicks

  16. Re:Google Maps on Angry Villagers Run Google Out of Town · · Score: 1
    And for those burglars at sea, I'm developing iCaptain, to locate all those luxury yachts.

    /badpiratejoke

  17. Don't worry on Jupiter's Great Red Spot Is Shrinking · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Great Red Spot will start to grow again next month

  18. "That was sleazy!" on Office Depot Employee — "We Changed Prices Too" · · Score: 1

    Shit, wrong company

  19. Re:Just think... on Lars Ulrich Pirates His Own Album · · Score: 1

    His "glass ceiling" meant one band making it over thousands of others. Pay attention

  20. Re:Metallica's upcoming new album on Lars Ulrich Pirates His Own Album · · Score: 1

    "Tried to take out Napster, Pirates moving faster, cannot kill the P2P!"

  21. Hold on on PDF Vulnerability Now Exploitable With No Clicking · · Score: 2, Funny

    My Adobe PDF is loading. I'll let you know if it's safe or not in about 5 minutes

  22. Re:OH ..Well... on Obama Helicopter Security Breached By File Sharing · · Score: 1

    Do Americans modding this as "insightful" automatically get flagged? :)

  23. Never on New Medical Disorder Linked To Gaming · · Score: 1

    This could never happen to me. My palms are too hairy

  24. Rarely is the question asked... on Student Arrested For Classroom Texting · · Score: 1

    is our children texting?

  25. Seriously on Don't Like EULAs? Get Your Cat To Agree To Them · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just sign the EULA, pussy