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Christmas Tree Made From 70 SCSI Hard Drives

Trigger writes "At our work we were decomissioning six old HP/Compaq servers to clear up space for new servers and, naturally, each server had a fairly large raid array. Instead of formatting every hard drive (would have taken weeks performing a DoD level wipe) and disposing them all together with the servers, I decided to disassemble the hard drives and recycle them into something neat. With a lot (a lot) of patience, I made this shiny Xmas tree. In total there are around 70 old SCSI hard drives, between 9gb and 18gb in size each. They were nice and chunky, oldschool style. There were quite a few different hard drive models, which is good because they each had different bits which I could use. The Xmas tree is made with parts from hard drives only except for one nut which I had to purchase for $0.39." It's good to see that this guy has plenty to do at work.

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  1. Had to - by Colourspace · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fir post!

  2. I'd really be impressed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if he had made 2 trees to run in RAID 0.

    1. Re:I'd really be impressed... by theemadnes · · Score: 5, Funny

      RAID 0? For Christmas trees? Sure, it'd be mighty impressive, but if only one of the trees goes down, you've ruined Christmas for everyone.

    2. Re:I'd really be impressed... by shadow349 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's amazing how little people know about ....

      Welcome to Slashdot.

    3. Re:I'd really be impressed... by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 3, Funny

      Little people usually know more about PCs than their parents.

    4. Re:I'd really be impressed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's amazing how little people know about rectal surgery...

      Hey! It's great to see another Slashdotter with the same hobby as mine!

      So, what are your views on anterior modifications of the Delorme procedure, which requires less operative dissection, I personally think it can be performed with results nearly equivalent to those of the established Delorme procedure in the treatment of rectal outlet obstruction secondary to internal intussusception with or without rectocele.

      Or do you disagree?

    5. Re:I'd really be impressed... by supernova_hq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where is the "-1 too much information" mod?!?

    6. Re:I'd really be impressed... by santiagoanders · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People with dwarfism aren't special in this regard. I think this is generally true of all people.

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    7. Re:I'd really be impressed... by santiagoanders · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suppose Raid 0+1 kills both ants and cockroaches.
      What is Raid 5 for?

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    8. Re:I'd really be impressed... by dcsmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      I suppose Raid 0+1 kills both ants and cockroaches. What is Raid 5 for?

      Franz Kafka

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    9. Re:I'd really be impressed... by gd2shoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Raid 0
      02468
      13579

      Raid 1
      01234
      01234

      JBOD
      01234
      56789

      Different problems; different solutions.

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    10. Re:I'd really be impressed... by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a friend who is a nurse. The most advanced procedure she can perform in this area is "digital extraction of fecal impaction."

      No, I'm not making that up. And yes, I mean digital in the "base 10" sense!

    11. Re:I'd really be impressed... by waferbuster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, a comparative study conducted between October 1997 and May 2001 agrees that overall results for the two procedures are roughly equivalent, so you're in good company.

      Anterior Modification of Delorme Procedure Provides Equivalent Results to Delorme Procedure in Treatment of Rectal Outlet Obstruction . Current Surgery , Volume 62 , Issue 6 , Pages 609 - 612 A . Dippolito , S . Esser , J . Reed III

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  3. What are the plans after the tree is dismanteled by raymansean · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How did we go from DOD erasure to removing the platters to make a tree? The data could still be recovered in its current tree state!

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  4. wrong picture? by Bob-taro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    TFA shows a "tree" made of disk platters -- all shiny silver, no green. What's with the generic green xmas tree pic in the summary? Is that one of those "category" images?

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  5. This thread is useless without pics.... by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It would be nice if the picture attached to the story showed the actual tree. The site is barely loading....

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    1. Re:This thread is useless without pics.... by whoisrich · · Score: 5, Informative

      Found the link to the actual picture via another site: http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/7811/tree14zq5.jpg

    2. Re:This thread is useless without pics.... by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Informative

      Stupid Ajax. Curse it!

      and the link I was trying to post: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Pam5qLu8CwY

    3. Re:This thread is useless without pics.... by MadEmperor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thanks for posting. If that's the real deal, I'm not impressed. It's not even straight! Maybe he should have picked up some AOL Discs to make it full size.

    4. Re:This thread is useless without pics.... by teslar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you build something vaguely cone-shaped and because it's December, it gains +1 Christmassy? I mean, it's a bunch of platters stacked onto each other. I actually think it's pretty cool (especially the bottom part - gotta love the semi-chaotic shinyness. Not so much a fan of the top or the fact that it isn't exactly straight), but I wouldn't call it a Christmas tree.

      In fact, if you scrape the Christmas idea, redesign the top and add more blue LEDs into the thing, you could just end up with a nifty piece of art that's for life, not just for Chrstmas ;)

    5. Re:This thread is useless without pics.... by camperdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The guy could have at least used some of the drive spindle motors to make it spin on its own.

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    6. Re:This thread is useless without pics.... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's good to know!

      Four upmods please?

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    7. Re:This thread is useless without pics.... by saibot834 · · Score: 2, Informative
    8. Re:This thread is useless without pics.... by machine321 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not even straight!

      Yeah, that is a gay Christmas tree.

  6. I miss these days by COMON$ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When people made creative things out of old equipment. Haven't seen a good set of Christmas ornaments or bling from outdated equipment for a while. Years ago it was everywhere. Burnt platters, melted CDs, old tape tinsel....ahhh geekmas.

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    1. Re:I miss these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ...IBM card wreaths

    2. Re:I miss these days by againjj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I loved this one: http://www.vimeo.com/1109226
      Though, seconds 20 to 60 seem pretty pointless.

  7. Slashdotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Merry Christmas Hosting Provider_01

  8. Yes, but is it Linux? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Informative

    With Linux as an OS for your tree, you could make the LED status lights blink in time with a Christmas song you had stored on one of the drives ...

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  9. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only if you have root access.

  10. Idle by owlnation · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Another samzenpus classic article.

    1. samzenpus seems not to know where the Idle section is.
    2. Irrelevant photo in summary.
    3. Slashdotted site for TFA, rendering article completely pointless.

    Every time it's the same. Is there a way to filter stories to cut out ones from individual editors? Samzenpus' contributions are invariably poor. Did he used to work for Digg?

    1. Re:Idle by Brian+Boitano · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes there is, maybe you should use it.

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    2. Re:Idle by wcrowe · · Score: 4, Informative

      Is there a way to filter stories to cut out ones from individual editors?

      Yes, it's in your system preferences.

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  11. Re:One Comment by moderatorrater · · Score: 4, Informative
  12. Lots of work to do by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's good to see that this guy has plenty to do at work.

    As opposed to everybody else here who are so busy that they don't even have the time to look at Slashdot. Oh, wait...

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  13. Re:FAIL by skammie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, most autistic kids stack things very neatly and precisely. So no need to further heap insults on autistic children by comparing them to this guy.

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  14. Oh no! by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone formatted my Christmas tree!!

    1. Re:Oh no! by MarkRose · · Score: 4, Funny

      Was that all you had left? Did someone raid all your funny hard drive jokes? ;-)

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  15. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by nsheppar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will that be pre-order, in-order, or post-order traversal?

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  16. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by von_rick · · Score: 2, Funny

    fsck that!

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  17. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

    And having it all in a tree makes it easier to search, too!

  18. Re:Jewtube? by shaka · · Score: 2, Informative

    Parent is not flamebait, the author actually wrote that in the article. It disturbed me, too.

    And "megamerican" can please take his conspiracy theories elsewhere.

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  19. Re:Captain Obvious says: by Joce640k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well I would ... but it's completely slashdotted.

    Wouldn't it have been a lot easier to put the proper pic instead of that green thing.

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  20. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

    We'll need a solution to the traveling reindeer problem to figure that out.

  21. Re:Merry Christmas from Jeff Spicoli by thousandinone · · Score: 2, Funny

    He has this ULTIMATE set of tools.

    [citation needed] -love, Mom

  22. Must be the BOFH by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Instead of formatting every hard drive (would have taken weeks performing a DoD level wipe) and disposing them all together with the servers, I decided to disassemble the hard drives and recycle them into something neat... The Xmas tree is made with parts from hard drives only except for one nut which I had to purchase for $0.39.

    Sounds like you already had a nut - the one building the tree. I'm guessing you either:

    • grossly exaggerated the business requirement for a DoD-level wipe; or
    • have BOFH-style job security; or
    • better polish up your CV once your boss realises what you've done
  23. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    deltree /y

  24. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by Gospodin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does "dismantel" mean "take something off the mantel"? I'm going to dismantel my Christmas cards around New Year's Day.

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  25. Re:Question: are hard drive internals poisonous? by Voyager529 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I take 'em to the rifle range... not much can be recovered after a bunch of 30 caliber holes appear in it...

    You'd be surprised at the lengths to which the RIAA will go to gather evidence.

  26. Re:Question: are hard drive internals poisonous? by swordgeek · · Score: 5, Informative

    a) 15 drives isn't a lot.
    b) If there were any volatile chemicals, they would have left long ago, by heating in an unsealed chamber (drives are NOT sealed to the air! If they were, the cases would rupture.)
    c) If there were any loose chemicals, they'd have moved around in the case and screwed things up.
    d) How deleted do you need your data? Do you actually know?

    Realistically, you're looking at hard metals and hard ceramics. Are you eating parts from your hard drives? If not, then you've practically got nothing to worry about.

    Sdelete can be quite thorough--far moreso than dismantling drives and bending platters. Specifically, "SDelete implements the Department of Defense clearing and sanitizing standard DOD 5220.22-M..." Is that good enough for you? Do you know if it is?

    I'm always slightly aggravated by people who say, "I need to destroy the data on this drive, but I didn't bother to learn how well software wipes work, so I decided to ignore all of the known data and invent my own procedure based on what I think would be a good idea."

    Ask the important questions: What is the sensitivity of the data (i.e. how would your life be affected by its compromise--identity theft? divorce? jail?) and what is the desirability of it (how hard would someone work to find it)?

    If you're producing kiddy porn or selling state secrets, then both of those factors are extremely high, and you should be investigating thermite. If they're tax returns and account spreadsheets from the past 15 years, then sdelete is probably overkill if used correctly (which can only be done IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH!). Maybe you're a doctor with patient records--consider hiring a professional data destruction service.

    Bending platters and wiping magnets across them is haphazard, undocumented, unreliable, and unlikely. The only reason to dismantle a drive is to scavenge the parts, not wipe the data.

    As an aside, anyone with sensitive documents that would affect others (i.e. doctors) has a moral responsibility to learn a sufficient amount about this stuff to deal with it properly.

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  27. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by xaositects · · Score: 3, Funny

    boo!

  28. Re:Drill a hole in the plater and microwave it. by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

    no chems to worry about except dust from the magnets if powdered and eaten.

    really, though you have got to be trolling as no one is that paranoid who doesn't also have a reasonable grasp of the technology and cost benefit analysis.

    Let's face it:
    A simple dd 0 over a drive is sufficient for all the major recovery houses to say: "no can do"
    If the government has the tech to recover that data anyway (which I would presume they have), it would be a time intensive affair. You have to be a very attractive target to worry about them spending the resources on you for that. Your local PD / state can't do that.
    finally, if you really are that afraid of someone reading your disks then do the following:

    buy a propane / mapp gas torch. Light it.
    burn the platters till the CVD media peels away from the platter, or till it glows deep red, whichever comes first. Done.
    -nB

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  29. Re:Jewtube? by multipartmixed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think it's an anti-hispanic jab, made by referencing their difficulty pronouncing "you". It just happens to look anti-semetic, but really, it's just anti-hispanic. Which is actually almost okay, because hispanics are almost white, and you're allowed to make fun of white folk.

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  30. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by rockbottoms · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't even see it... slash-potted Please seed!

  31. DOS Xmas by rockbottoms · · Score: 2, Funny

    December 26th... time to run deltree

  32. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least its an honest wish. Happy Holidays is a cop out. In an attempt to be "all inclusive" we basically shut everyone out and not even allow them to know what religion we are. I am Christian, I say Merry Christmas. I am including you in the joy of my religion's holiday, regardless of weather you wish to partake of the holiday, I am extending the invitation at least. I have Jewish friends, who I knew were Jewish, and I explained this to them the first time I wished the Merry Christmas, that I knew they were Jewish, and I hope they have/had a Great Hanukkah when it rolls around (or rolled around), but for now, its Christmas and I wish them the joy of this holiday. Several of them wished me a Happy Hanukkah, with the intent that they were being sarcastic, but I thanked them very much for the thought. I did not bother with a "I don't celebrate Hanukkah, I celebrate Christmas" I just took it for what it was, a wish for happiness during that particular time of the year. Naming the holiday includes others in your life, not naming it puts up a barrier between you and them, quite in contradiction to the intent of the phrase.

    Merry Christmas Everyone!

  33. Re:Question: are hard drive internals poisonous? by CPE1704TKS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thanks for your input, I didn't realize they weren't vacuum sealed, but you make a great point about air expansion.

    I have no clue what information I have on these drives, but don't worry, it's not kiddie porn. However, I do know the fallacy of assuming that data on my drives are not recoverable, even if I do take the proper measures using current technologies. What I don't like is the fact that I have my entire life exposed in some garbage dump, that maybe 10 years in the future some garbage dump scavenger happens to come across my drive, and the technology has advanced to the point that the information is completely recoverable.

    What if I do a dd on my drives, throw them out, some dumpster diver picks them up, uses it for kiddie porn, then forgets about the drive. 5 years from now, someone happens to find the drive, gives it to the FBI, the technology advances to the point where they can somehow recover my TurboTax documents that were supposed to be deleted but actually weren't. They will come knocking on my door, take me down for questioning, and my reputation is ruined.

    It's the exact same reason why I have zero presence on the Internet with my real identity. Data is forever. People could get screwed by it's misuse, and I don't want to be one of them. I don't need to apologize for being overly cautious. This isn't the 1950s anymore, you need to use different measures to protect yourself. 10 years ago, people would have laughed at you for shredding your documents with a crosscutting shredder. Now it's standard practice. I think people should treat all their information the exact same way.

  34. Re:Captain Obvious says: by MarkRose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember kids, when you have the opportunity to make a funny about SCSI, you have to LUNge at it.

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  35. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by makapuf · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess you would at least have access to some logs ...

  36. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by HiVizDiver · · Score: 4, Funny

    While you guys had me on pins and needles waiting for the next clever post, I think I'm going to leave.

  37. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that Slashdot has toasted the rest of his servers, he has some more hard drives to make ornaments out of.

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  38. Re:Captain Obvious says: by againjj · · Score: 3, Informative
  39. dir by teknosapien · · Score: 2, Funny

    Always wondered what a directory tree looked like in a physical form

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  40. Re:Why is an individual plural by oodaloop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Frankly I say "Merry Christmas" to everyone, in the spirit that I want whoever I am saying it to to be happy on Christmas regardless of what they are actually celebrating.

    And therein lies the problem. Do you know how arrogant that statement sounds to a non-Christian? Not everyone wants your holiday or your holiday cheer, and it would be nice if more Christians respected that instead of demanding everyone be happy for them.

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  41. Re:Spinning tree of death. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait for your coworkers to gather around it and then fire it up. Now that's what I call an office prank.

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  42. Re:Obligatory by SarekOfVulcan · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, you don't want a Beowulf forest, because then you have to worry about Grendel showing up.

  43. Playing by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm always slightly aggravated by people who say, "I need to destroy the data on this drive, but I didn't bother to learn how well software wipes work, so I decided to ignore all of the known data and invent my own procedure based on what I think would be a good idea."

    So. . , I decided to ignore all of the known data and invent my own procedure based on what I thought would be a good idea.

    Removed ceramic platter. Applied hammer for about thirty seconds. Scattered the resulting handful of dust outside. If I'd wanted to increase the difficulty of data recovery, I suppose I could have destroyed two platters at the same time, but I only had one old drive to play with.

    Also, I didn't call it a, 'Procedure'. I called it, 'Playing'.

    But each to his own.

    -FL

  44. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by severoon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh SCSI tree, oh SCSI tree, How shiny are your plaaaaat-ters!
    Redundancy, redundancy, how you protect your d444-t3rz!

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  45. Re:What are the plans after the tree is dismantele by UltraAyla · · Score: 4, Funny

    but he's dreaming of a wiped Christmas!

  46. Re:Question: are hard drive internals poisonous? by toddestan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have no clue what information I have on these drives, but don't worry, it's not kiddie porn. However, I do know the fallacy of assuming that data on my drives are not recoverable, even if I do take the proper measures using current technologies. What I don't like is the fact that I have my entire life exposed in some garbage dump, that maybe 10 years in the future some garbage dump scavenger happens to come across my drive, and the technology has advanced to the point that the information is completely recoverable.

    If you're really that paranoid, why don't you just keep the drives around after you SDelete them? 15 drives really don't take up much space, even less so if you reduce it to just a stack of platters and get rid of the other bits. That way, you don't have to worry about anyone scavenging the drives from a garbage dump somewhere. And besides, keeping them around could mean burying them in your yard and pouring a concrete porch over them. I would say that's pretty secure.