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UK Culture Secretary Wants Website Ratings, Censorship

kaufmanmoore writes "UK culture secretary Andy Burnham calls for a website rating system similar to the one used for movies in an interview with the Daily Telegraph. He also calls for censorship of the internet, saying, 'There is content that should just not be available to be viewed.' Other proposals he mentions in his wide-ranging calls for internet regulation are 'family-friendly' services from ISPs, and requiring takedown notices to be enforced within a specific time for sites that host content. Mr. Burnham wants to extend his proposals across the pond and seeks meetings with the Obama administration."

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  1. Noooo by FreeFull · · Score: 5, Insightful

    *cringes in agony* Please, please, please don't bring censorship into UK. It will certainly be used in the way that the Chinese censorship is used. Why the hell does someone in every country think "Let's censor internet!"? Internet is not something to be censored, it's composed of the work of people who want to communicate. The government shouldn't choose what people can communicate to each other and what they can't.

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    1. Re:Noooo by x78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The government _can't_ decide what can be viewed and what can't, won't stop 'em all from tryin' though!
      I'm already proxying myself through servers in other countries to avoid the censorship that the big UK ISPs recently signed up for.

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    2. Re:Noooo by jombeewoof · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...Why the hell does someone in every country think "Let's censor internet!"?...

      The less open communication you have the more control they have. It's all about making our decisions for us. I thought we were starting to get used to the idea. At least here in the states we are.

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    3. Re:Noooo by c_g_hills · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps it is just a stealth policy to tackle rising unemployment by creating jobs for looking at websites all day.

    4. Re:Noooo by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *cringes in agony*
      Please, please, please don't bring censorship into UK.

      What do you mean "bring"? The UK already has a lot of censorship. The BBFC has been censoring media for quite some while.

    5. Re:Noooo by rhyder128k · · Score: 2, Insightful
      These powers could be abused but I'm comfortable that Gordo and Jackboots Jackie will only use these powers for good.

      [fx: wipes a tear away that was brought on by the laughter]

      It's the kind of diversity that NuLabour are best at: now we're taking choice elements from the best despotic societies such as China and the Soviet Union and integrating them into our culture. I'm almost moved to vote but I'm not convinced that the other lot are going to do that much about it.

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    6. Re:Noooo by FreeFull · · Score: 1

      Bring more censorship, then.

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    7. Re:Noooo by JamesTRexx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reminds me of that sci-fi story where in that world people thought for themselves, and parents took responsibility for their kids.
      And there was this kind of thing they called fair justice everywhere. *thinks* I just can't remember the title...

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    8. Re:Noooo by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Labour would be looking at a massive defeat in the next election, if only the Conservatives didn't reply to every stupid Labour idea with 'Look at us! We can be more stupid than them!'

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    9. Re:Noooo by jassa · · Score: 3, Funny

      No no, that's even worse!

    10. Re:Noooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm starting to think a lot of them are just ignorant of the internet, which given how little the average person knows is highly probable.
      Censoring the network of computers that is the internet is about as easy as censoring the network of people that is society. But because the internet is delivered over a little cable, like, and often the same cable as television, they think they can treat it the same way. Assign little ratings to all the "shows" and make the magic box on the end only show the good ones.

    11. Re:Noooo by unlametheweak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Reminds me of that sci-fi story where in that world people thought for themselves, and parents took responsibility for their kids.

      The think-of-the-children arguments are just a red herring; if there weren't children around then people would think of other reasons to censor. There will always be excuses to control people.

    12. Re:Noooo by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Was movie-rating system used in the way it was used in China or other countries? I mean, limiting political speech?

      There are plenty of politically very dissident movies and some of them are even getting huge profits, like Fahrenheit 911.

      MPAA rating limits the profits of a movie, and therefore its distribution. I know many people equate it to a censorship, but it is still a different thing.

      Indiscriminate defense of free speech is an extremism. All people agree to a different extent that even free speech should be somehow limited, but whenever the society as a whole comes with some sort of implementation of that limitation, there always be people objecting to it.

      There is a reason why there is not a single country in the world where libertarians are in power. This reason is called "common sense".

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    13. Re:Noooo by DanBrusca · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What do you mean "bring"? The UK already has a lot of censorship. The BBFC has been censoring media for quite some while.

      The BBFC's job is classification, not censorship. It has no power to ban material or demand cuts in any material. It can withhold certification, but certification is only withheld where it's considered the material in question would breach the criminal law, usually the Obscene Publications Act.

      It's worth noting that over the past 10-15 years the BBFC has trended towards permissiveness, granting certification to previously 'banned' films, often attracting the ire of politicians in the process and effectively pushing the boundaries of what can be considered (legally) obscene material.

      It's also introduced the principle that artistic merit can be an overriding factor, such as a few years back when the German film Taxi Zum Klo was granted a certificate enabling it's broadcast on television, despite it containing a scene featuring actual urolagnia between two gay men.

      Censorship is enshrined in law thanks to the likes of the Obscene Publications Act so any criticism should be directed at our politicians, not at a body which has no choice but to work with the law presented to it and which tries to be as liberal as possible within that law.

    14. Re:Noooo by jombeewoof · · Score: 1

      I must have missed that one.

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    15. Re:Noooo by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      *cringes in agony* Please, please, please don't bring censorship into UK.

      Why are you asking them to not bring censorship? Remember the whole Virgin Killer incident? The UK already is censored. See http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/08/12/09/210230.shtml and that's aside from the all the restrictions on newspapers in regard to sub judice criminal cases. And the fact that people can sue for libel over completely true claims in England. The UK already has a lot of censorship. This would be just another form.

    16. Re:Noooo by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      The BBFC's job is classification, not censorship.

      Nonetheless, labeling something based on its morality or decency is an enabler for censorship.

    17. Re:Noooo by FreeFull · · Score: 1

      The point is that the movie rating system is not suited to the internet. Movies are usually produced by big companies which can be responsible for any content. The internet is made by people, for people. There often isn't any company behind the content

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    18. Re:Noooo by damburger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      See my post below: If they implement a whitelist as opposed to a blacklist, then they can very well decide what can be viewed because your proxy servers will never get a rating.

      Of course, it will require so much manpower and money it may bankrupt the country - but that won't be a shock as it seems to me the UK workforce will in a few years be employed solely in checking people aren't peadophiles. Think of the children!

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    19. Re:Noooo by damburger · · Score: 1

      The Tories are lockstep in line with New Labor (sic) - they differentiate themselves largely by their position on the foxhunting ban. So our 'elections' are a choice between a totalitarian government and a totalitarian government that gets its rocks off maiming small animals. Go democracy!

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    20. Re:Noooo by mdwh2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The BBFC's job is classification, not censorship. It has no power to ban material or demand cuts in any material.

      As of the Video Recordings Act 1984, video can only be legally sold or hired if it has been classified. (Consider the recent case of Manhunt 2 as an example.)

      Indeed, the BBFC's name changed from "censors" to "classification" at the same time that the Act changed their job from that of classification to censorship. As summed up in a House of Lords debate:

      "On Report, I spoke about the Video Recordings Act 1984. I did not repeat one of the juiciest pieces about it. Until that time, we had a British Board of Film Censors, which was not a censorship board. It classified films, and if it refused to classify them, they could still be shown with the permission of local authorities. The Video Recordings Act 1984 changed the board from being a classification board to being a censorship board because if a video recording was not approved by the board, it could not be shown at all. From being a classification board, it became a censorship board, but its name changed from being a censorship board to a classification board. George Orwell would have been proud."

      but certification is only withheld where it's considered the material in question would breach the criminal law, usually the Obscene Publications Act.

      That's one reason, but the class of material they will refuse to classify is slightly broader than that (e.g., see http://www.bbfc.co.uk/classification/c_R18.php ).

      Now having said that, I agree with the main point of your post in that the problem is with the laws rather than the BBFC - in this case, the Video Recordings Act 1984, and the Obscene Publications Act (not to mention a new law that as of January 26 will criminalise possession of adult images considered "extreme" by the Government).

    21. Re:Noooo by skulgnome · · Score: 1

      How do you know that? Children are always around. Anyone can always make the "it's for the children" argument. There's never been anything else, as far as authoritarian regimes are concerned.

    22. Re:Noooo by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Redundant

      the UK workforce will in a few years be employed solely in checking people aren't able to spell peadophiles.

      Fixed that for you.

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    23. Re:Noooo by mrphoton · · Score: 1

      Yet another oppressive and crazy idea from this mad government. Luckily though they are incompetent so there is no chance it will be implemented. Time we voted Gordon and his stalinist chums out......

    24. Re:Noooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was called "The Sum of Human Existence until 1940 Or So".

    25. Re:Noooo by calmofthestorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nonsense. There are invented or blown-out-of-proportion threats such as communists, terrorists, witches, and the war on drugs, poverty, terror, etc...

      Well that's what they control us with in America anyway.

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    26. Re:Noooo by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then every single video store in existence is enabling censorship - damn them for separating kids films from hardcore porn films!

    27. Re:Noooo by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then every single video store in existence is enabling censorship - damn them for separating kids films from hardcore porn films!

      Exactly my point. And not only that; now of course things are getting worse (as they always do) and now they are separating hardcore porn films write out of any type of legality.

    28. Re:Noooo by Cally · · Score: 1

      Don't worry; he's talking out of his arse, he hasn't a cat in hell's chance of getting a Bill through parliament to implement this spatchcock guff. We have this thing called the Human Rights Act... and if they repeal that, there's the European Court. Seriously, this is a slow new season attempt to get himself a bit of personal PR, and if he doesn't get the proverbial short walk around the back of the chemical sheds come the next reshuffle, I'll eat my hat.

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    29. Re:Noooo by FreeFull · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of this guy that said that people won't land on the moon and that he will eat his hat if they will. He kept the promise and ate the hat.

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    30. Re:Noooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The BBFC's job is classification, not censorship. [...] certification is only withheld where it's considered the material in question would breach the criminal law, usually the Obscene Publications Act.

      ...i.e., it is censoring it. Of course it is following the applicable laws when doing so, but it is the authority that actually carries out the censorship. I can't see what part of the parent post you are objecting against.

    31. Re:Noooo by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't worry; he's talking out of his arse, he hasn't a cat in hell's chance of getting a Bill through parliament to implement this spatchcock guff. We have this thing called the Human Rights Act... and if they repeal that, there's the European Court.

      The problem is that even if a law is incompatible with the ECHR, there's nothing stopping the Government passing the law, and you've then got to wait until someone pays the large amount of legal fees to take this to the european courts. To pass the law, the Government just has to claim that the law is necessary for the "protection of morals". They've already done this to pass a law that criminalises even possession of images of adults they don't want people to see, so I fear that classification of websites could come just as easily, if that's what they wanted.

      You may be right - sometimes these laws are just a bit of self-publicity that the Government have no plans in doing. But occasionally a law gets passed, no matter how draconian and ridiculous and unlikely it might have seemed.

    32. Re:Noooo by extrasolar · · Score: 1

      Why the hell does someone in every country think "Let's censor internet!"?

      It usually happens after the first time someone tricks them into clicking on a goatse-like link.

    33. Re:Noooo by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It was never shown; they censored it.

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    34. Re:Noooo by Cally · · Score: 1

      You miss the point that the EU human rights laws have been enacted in UK national law as the Human Rights Act. So, no more need to appeal up to Strasburg. As you say, sometimes stupid laws make it onto the statute book, and I certainly don't mean to discourage anyone from writing to the papers, their MP, Mr Burnham himself, et cetera, to point out some of the absurdities of what he's suggesting.

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    35. Re:Noooo by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And the fact that people ca/n sue for libel over completely true claims in England.

      But can they win?

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    36. Re:Noooo by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      It is obnoxious for any government to promote "family friendly" anything. Over population is the single, most murderous problem facing humanity. Usually creating a family unit and reproduction are locked hand in hand. Every person, every government, and every religion at this point in time needs to discourage the forming of family units and reproduction. For example people who give birth to children or father children should pay far heavier taxes than single people who choose not to reproduce.

    37. Re:Noooo by rhyder128k · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They use quite a lot of tricks to censor films. For example, they will sometimes pass the film back to distributor with notes explaining why they cannot pass the film at the requested certificate. The best bit? The distributor makes the changes as specifies and then resubmits the film which is then passed. The BBFC then report that they didn't have to make any cuts.

      It gets even better as the distributor (notice that I didn't say, "the film makers") have a rough idea of the what the BBFC will and wont allow at each certificate. This means that they cut it to BBFC rules in advance.

      Note that the UK doesn't have an X certificate.

      Using this policy, the BBFC gets away with censoring everything while claiming that they hardly ever have to make cuts.

      Don't get me started on their procedures, criteria for "obscenity" and the qualifications of their staff.

      Melon Farmers used to be the best site for monitoring the BBFC although I haven't used it for a while.

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    38. Re:Noooo by arkhan_jg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As the Internet Watch Foundation demonstrated vividly the other day with wikipedia, silent and secret censorship is unfortunately already alive and well in the UK today. Since participating ISPs block the list without question, and in fact are required to, and the list is not vetted by any other organisation, we have no idea what pages are being 404'd for the majority of british internet users already.

      Add this to the european-wide expansion of state monitoring of email, web-traffic, phonecalls and text messages, and the capability - and willingness - for a great firewall of the UK like the chinese or coming australian firewall is rising greatly.

      Of course, we all know that it won't stop knowledgable people from circumventing the blocks, especially those who are supposed to be blocked in the first place. So the only end result will inevitably be more secret government censorship of the UK web of legitimate sites for ordinary people, while not affecting the already illegal activity they're supposedly trying to stop. For all we know, the IWF already filter political websites they disagree with. It's a slippery slope, and the British government has not not only jumped right onto it, it's running downwards as fast as humanly possible.

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    39. Re:Noooo by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "How do you know that? Children are always around. Anyone can always make the "it's for the children" argument. There's never been anything else, as far as authoritarian regimes are concerned."

      Thing is...why is this a valid argument at all? What is so special about children?

      This is, or at least has been, and adult world....and people with kids took consideration of what they were exposed to, and responsibility for them.

      I should not have to take into consideration every move I make, say or want to view whether some kid is around.

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    40. Re:Noooo by easyTree · · Score: 1

      it's composed of the work of people who want to communicate.

      yah. whilst I agree; please remind us what goatse's communicating, again.

      UK Culture Secretary Wants Website Ratings

      Iwantapony

    41. Re:Noooo by easyTree · · Score: 1

      They use quite a lot of tricks to censor films. For example, they will sometimes pass the film back to distributor with notes explaining why they cannot pass the film at the requested certificate. The best bit? The distributor makes the changes as specifies and then resubmits the film which is then passed. The BBFC then report that they didn't have to make any cuts.,

      I'm sure you'll be surprised to learn that, according to the film 'This Film Is Not Yet Rated', that's exactly the way it works in the US, too.

    42. Re:Noooo by easyTree · · Score: 1

      gets its rocks off maiming small animals.

      Feel free to try to name a better form of good wholesome family entertainment than ripping a small furry creature apart with a pack full of baying hounds (with horse-support).

      ..they differentiate themselves largely by their position on the foxhunting ban

      Our system of democracy - *pauses for protracted bout of hysterical laughter* - really is screwed. The political animals only care about distinguishing themselves, not about the issues.

      How are we to encourage the kind of statesmanship and genuine care for people which is so sadly lacking throughout governments around the world today?

      Bizarre as it sounds, I suspect that only a world-changing event on the order of an alien-invasion would be sufficient to knock them off their stride long enough for some good to be done.

      So, I welcome our new philosopher-ruler alien overlords..

    43. Re:Noooo by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware of it. I think that I'll try to track that one down. Thanks.

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    44. Re:Noooo by makomk · · Score: 4, Informative

      The BBFC's job is classification, not censorship. It has no power to ban material or demand cuts in any material. It can withhold certification, but certification is only withheld where it's considered the material in question would breach the criminal law, usually the Obscene Publications Act.

      Nope, this is far from true. Firstly, as someone has already pointed out, it's illegal to show unclassified films or rent/sell unclassified DVDs and videos. (I think the Government was planning to extend this to the web.) Secondly, the BBFC can and do demand specific cuts in material. Thirdly, while if the material in question will breach criminal law (including the OPA) the BBFC do refuse to classify it, it's not the only reason why.

      For example, any film that depicts explicit sex acts can only be rated as R18, which means it's not allowed to contain any violence (including violence not linked in any way to sexual activity), the infliction of pain, humiliation, sex portrayed as non-consensual, or "any form of physical restraint which prevents participants from indicating a withdrawal of consent". The last one is generally interpreted by the BBFC to prohibit anyone being shown tied up and gagged in an R18 film. Basically, anything kinky is risky. (A fairly large percentage of R18s, about 20-30% of those rated this year, have BBFC-imposed cuts.) This may have made sense, once upon a time...

      Also, the BBFC have various other odd... quirks, which aren't officially documented by them. For example, they don't like nunchucks, so those often get cut - including in 18-rated films. Plus, if the BBFC think a film contains any depiction of criminal behaviour, illegal drugs, violence, "horrific behaviour or incidents", or sex that may harm potential viewers or cause them to act in a way harmful to society, they are legally required to ban it. Yes, the law really is that vaguely-worded.

      More specifically, anything that could be taken to encourage the use of illegal drugs is banned - including a DVD extra from Weeds Season 2 which is a parody of cookery shows discussing different varieties of weed. Additionally, anything dangerous that they're worried children might copy is also banned - often at all classifications. This includes stuff like "combat techniques, hanging, suicide and self-harm".

      It's worth noting that over the past 10-15 years the BBFC has trended towards permissiveness, granting certification to previously 'banned' films, often attracting the ire of politicians in the process and effectively pushing the boundaries of what can be considered (legally) obscene material.

      That's mostly because, in retrospect, those banned films don't look nearly as nasty as they were originally made out to be. Also, don't expect this to last - it looks like the Government are trying to get more control over the BBFC.

    45. Re:Noooo by tietokone-olmi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But why are terrorists, communists, witches and drurrrrgs a threat? Because we have to protect the _chilrunses_.

      See, that's what it comes down to. People who've got children of their own somehow seem to lose all reason if someone (who? why should they be taken at face value?) tells them that their children may be at risk. Not everyone, of course, but the socially isolated housewives and other people who're afflicted with a limited perspective.

      It's the thing that got Socrates killed, really: people who really shouldn't have opinions on something, having opinions on that something. Uninformed, easily manipulated opinions. And they feel like they're experts, at the top of the world. Yet the stoneworker shouldn't be making statements about computer engineering, and the merchant should really have humility rather than hubris about his understanding of society at large.

    46. Re:Noooo by GuloGulo · · Score: 1

      "Exactly my point."

      We know, what you seem to have missed is that he was making fun of your "point" and how idiotic it is.

      You know, like I did when you made a "point" to me which was factually wrong.

      And I fully expect you to start calling names and then run and hide again, now that you've been wrong.

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    47. Re:Noooo by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Movies are "produced" by by the companies, but are made by directors. Directors produce content, companies provide money and distribute it. Sometimes it's a different company for each stage. There is a separation between separation and product. Note that it is mostly theater chains that in reality decide what to distribute. It's there decision to "censure".

      Similarly w/ internet. Hosting provide parking for domains, authors, users generate content and ISP distributes it. ISP can decide what to distribute and what not.

      You cannot get $200,000,000 profit in first week w/ NC-17 rating, because AMC and Regal will drop you, you cannot get a lot of hits if Comcast drops you, but the content will be still accessible.

      The difference is that I can choose between Landmark and AMC, and it's much harder to switch from Comcast to Verizon. The analogy could be complete, if I am hooked up for all ISPs in my area simultaneously without nominal monthly fee and I pay for traffic

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    48. Re:Noooo by kandela · · Score: 1

      For any government?

      Just so you know Australia has a negative population growth without immigration. That's despite things like the baby bonus etc.

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    49. Re:Noooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who once worked in public sector IT I find it offensive that you didn't notice the hard work that I and just about every other public sector employee put into performing this job already.

    50. Re:Noooo by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      Why the hell does someone in every country think "Let's censor internet!"

      I don't know, but in this instance, I'd like to thank Airstrip One for taking the attention off Australia.

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    51. Re:Noooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, please, please don't bring censorship into UK.

      It's already there.

      It will certainly be used in the way that the Chinese censorship is used.

      It is. It's used to silence unpopular political groups.

    52. Re:Noooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you, but you're going to get a bunch of responses claiming that if the majority of people vote for censorship, then it's not a rights violation when the government does it.

    53. Re:Noooo by funkatron · · Score: 1

      Note that the UK doesn't have an X certificate.

      Actually we have two. An 18 certificate which means under 18s cant get in and an R18 certificate which means the film can only be sold in sex shops.

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    54. Re:Noooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They use quite a lot of tricks to censor films. For example, they will sometimes pass the film back to distributor with notes explaining why they cannot pass the film at the requested certificate. The best bit? The distributor makes the changes as specifies and then resubmits the film which is then passed. The BBFC then report that they didn't have to make any cuts.

      I think that's actually a bit disingenuous. A lot of the time the reason for this process is to provide guidance to filmmakers in order to help them achieve the certificate they want. For obvious commercial reasons, studios want to get the lowest possible certification as the difference in audience for a 12 certificate and 18 certificate is millions of dollars. The BBFC may go back to a studio and say "Right now this is a 15. We can't grant it a 12 because of the following scenes/content." At which the point the studio will consider its options and make the cuts if they think it will be in the financial interests of the film.

      Note that the UK doesn't have an X certificate.

      No, it has an R18 certificate which is generally reserved for hardcore pornography. I believe I'm correct in saying in fact that the BBFC actually pushed for this reduction in censorship (previously hardcore porn showing penetration wasn't permitted) because they felt it was a ridiculous situation that anyone who chose to, could view it anyway simply by opening a web browser.

    55. Re:Noooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the JEWS, stupid.
      We can't have people reading CODOH.ORG, or finding out what the Jewish scum have done to Palestinians over the past two days, can we? We can't have the general public seeing pictures of the bodies blown apart by 'God's chosen people' in Israel, can we?

      All tyrants ban free speech.

    56. Re:Noooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's the 'all day' bit. Public sector employees do a two-thirds day..

    57. Re:Noooo by ccmay · · Score: 1
      It's the thing that got Socrates killed, really: people who really shouldn't have opinions on something, having opinions on that something. Uninformed, easily manipulated opinions. And they feel like they're experts, at the top of the world.

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      I'm with Bill Buckley; I'd rather be governed by 100 names picked from the Boston phone book than by the faculty of Harvard.

      -ccm

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    58. Re:Noooo by tietokone-olmi · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the experts should have humility also.

      Please don't act stupid. We both know the extreme you present is as ridiculous as a housewife deciding which artists to toss in prison for life because their art annoys her.

    59. Re:Noooo by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      It's the thing that got Socrates killed, really: people who really shouldn't have opinions on something, having opinions on that something.

      Somewhat. Socrates was just as stubborn as his overlords. He did have choices (including exile), but decided to leave himself to the whim of the people in power. One could say he got what he asked for. It's somewhat fair in a perverse kind of way.

    60. Re:Noooo by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      Oh, so the hoi polloi should just shut up and pay their taxes, because the "experts" have such a good track record in running the show, is that it? Pooh. Experts be damned.

      I agree with you to an extent. I don't think "experts" should have exclusive rights. However people should take the time and effort to inform themselves on issues instead of just taking advice from "experts", or journalists, or Slashdoters, or some advocacy group, etc. And at the crux, people should educate themselves on critical thinking skills so that they can separate the wheat from the biased opinions.

      Best regards,

      UTW

    61. Re:Noooo by makomk · · Score: 1

      And the fact that people ca/n sue for libel over completely true claims in England.

      But can they win?

      In theory, yes. British libel law really is that screwed up.

    62. Re:Noooo by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

      I think that's actually a bit disingenuous. A lot of the time the reason for this process is to provide guidance to filmmakers in order to help them achieve the certificate they want.

      I disagree with that for two reasons. Firstly, you make it sound like there is an upper limit to the powers of the BBFC. They can and do block film releases at any certificate.

      Secondly, their statements are disingenuous because they imply that the BBFC rarely impose cuts on films.

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    63. Re:Noooo by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking the moderators don't have a sense of humour. (On second thought I'm thinking about the time when a British pediatrician was harassed by pedophobes [sic] because she was, well, a pediatrician :P).

    64. Re:Noooo by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      minimum personal tax rate for any sort of salary worth talking about is 25%.

      to put it in context,
      One out of every four years of your work is for the government.

      Please keep in mind a tour of duty is 2-4 years in length, *and* you get paid for it.

      Methinks the meximum any sort of government should be getting (under any aegis, fines, local + state + federal + property + sales + insurance etc) should be around 10%.

      Clearly prior generations should get whipped for letting the taxation rates come to this level.

      Question becomes should we be whipped (my generation) for not reversing the trend, and instead, treading underneath a burden sans complaint?

      At some point, the sleepers must awaken.

    65. Re:Noooo by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      I'ld settle for letting natural selection work - take the warning stickers off
      everything and repeal all the laws that are there to protect you from yourself.

      and yes, I begrudge having to budge-an-inch for a law passed in the interest of
      ignorant, delerious or pious fellow-citizens. If you have to enforce it at gunpoint
      or by involuntary imprisonment or death on a *societal* level (rather than say,
      discourse and persuasion) then I'ld say its a law I'm not even remotely interested
      in following. Leges sin moribus vanae - spend more money on analytical thinking,
      history, philosophy and experimental science and a decent chance at a livelihood
      and I'ld say you would have a better society than what passes for it these days.

      'course I have a bias towards individualism :P but then again that doesn't mean
      I'm not right ;)

    66. Re:Noooo by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking the moderators don't have a sense of humour.

      That or they're Americans, who spell it wrong (but not like the other guy did).

      I tried to think of a legume related pun but failed epically. I did wonder how sales of modelling clay were going these days and whether anyone had been round to Adobe's offices and smashed all their windows...

      I'm thinking about the time when a British pediatrician was harassed by pedophobes

      Never really understood that. Did it occur to anybody that even if it meant what they thought it meant, someone is highly unlikely to stick a sign up advertising the fact?

      Anyway, the doctor in the case you mention is female, and it's a known fact that only men can be pedea^H pedio^H [oh, sod it] kiddy fiddlers.

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    67. Re:Noooo by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      British libel law really is that screwed up.

      Leaving aside the fact that there's no such thing as British law, would you care to back up that assertion with a citation or example?

      Speaking only for England and Wales, truth is an absolute defence against defamation. Now to make use of that the defendant must prove that the assertion is true, is that the source of your confusion?

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    68. Re:Noooo by DomDulley · · Score: 1

      I should not have to take into consideration every move I make, say or want to view whether some kid is around.

      So you're saying that you act in exactly the same way when, for instance, you are talking to children as when conversing with adults? No moderation in your behaviour at all?

    69. Re:Noooo by DomDulley · · Score: 1

      people who give birth to children or father children should pay far heavier taxes than single people who choose not to reproduce.

      I see what you're saying; no-one will sleep with you.

    70. Re:Noooo by makomk · · Score: 1

      Leaving aside the fact that there's no such thing as British law, would you care to back up that assertion with a citation or example?

      Speaking only for England and Wales, truth is an absolute defence against defamation. Now to make use of that the defendant must prove that the assertion is true, is that the source of your confusion?

      Hmmmm... it would appear that truth is an absolute defense against libel in England and Wales, with some major catches. Firstly, you must prove that all the statements you made are true. Secondly, you must not have let a single trace of opinion seep into what you wrote. If there's any trace of opinion, and the court can be convinced that it was written with malice, you lose. (I believe that, if you publish a combination of true statements that lead the reader into believing something that can't be proved, you will also lose, but this is arguably reasonable.)

      Also, in a sense, whether or not this is true under Scottish law is irrelevant. Thanks to the way English libel law works, any statement published in Scotland and with any degree of distribution almost certainly meets the requirements for a libel suit in England.

    71. Re:Noooo by makomk · · Score: 1

      (I believe that, if you publish a combination of true statements that lead the reader into believing something that can't be proved, you will also lose, but this is arguably reasonable.)

      Actually, this is very important - if what you write is true and you can prove it, but it may lead people to believe something that isn't true (or can't be proven), you can be sued successfully for libel in the UK. There is no requirement that this be intentional on your part.

      In practice, this is a huge headache for reporters. Let's say that someone well-known gets drunk and makes an oaf of themselves at a public party. You can't report that they're drunk, since pretty much the only way to prove that is if they've been breathalysed. You can't report that they acted drunk, since readers will think they were drunk. The traditional thing to do (started by Private Eye) was to report that they were "tired and emotional", but since most people have cottoned on, even this isn't safe anymore.

      Now perhaps you're getting some idea of why British libel law is such a major pain.

    72. Re:Noooo by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "So you're saying that you act in exactly the same way when, for instance, you are talking to children as when conversing with adults? No moderation in your behaviour at all?"

      Well, I rarely if ever talk to kids....what I was referring to, was having to moderate how I talk or my language when out and about....just in case one is around. And no...I don't see much a reason to moderate my adult behavior for any reason.

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    73. Re:Noooo by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Note that the UK doesn't have an X certificate.

      I don't know exactly what that means in your country, but the UK does have an 18 certificate (purchaser needs to be 18), and an R18 certificate (can only be sold in a licensed sex shop).

      AIUI, in the UK you can see an uncertified film in a private cinema (or a screen privately rented). A couple of months back I was invited to see a pre-production screening of Hippie Hippie Shake, which isn't finished yet, should be released some time next year, wasn't certified, and isn't on the BBFC's website.

      Incidentally, I would recommend that film to anyone reading this, especially as the subject of the film is a radical magazine produced by hippies in the 1960s in London, and the resulting obscenity trials.

    74. Re:Noooo by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

      I could have phrased that better. I meant that, in the UK, if a film's content is judged too strong to get an 18 or R18, it is illegal to distribute.

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    75. Re:Noooo by iainl · · Score: 1

      Note that the UK doesn't have an X certificate.

      What do you mean by this, exactly? I'm aware of the old X certificate we used to have before they switched to specifically age titles. But it did exactly the same job as the current "18" (post 1970, anyway - before then the limit was only 16).

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    76. Re:Noooo by iainl · · Score: 1

      The "No Nunchuck" rule hasn't been in place since the BBFC saw the back of James Ferman nearly a decade ago, however. So that's a bit harsh to still complain about.

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    77. Re:Noooo by tietokone-olmi · · Score: 1

      Well yes, the greeks did sort of invent (or at least designate) drama.

  2. Free speech by KasperMeerts · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Excuse me, but don't they have free speech in the UK?

    There is content that should just not be available to be viewed.

    Don't tell me they can do that? I'm pretty sure that would be completely unconstitutional here in Belgium. And why do these idiots keep messing with our internet. You don't like, don't visit it.
    I friggin' hate Modern Art and that's why I stay away from museums.

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    1. Re:Free speech by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are plenty of terms that are thrown about to counter free speech. Some examples from the UK include laws against "inciting religious hatred" and "obscenity" - neither term is defined. There is also the chilling effect caused by the threat of legal action against content that probably does not contravene any law at all. It's made all the more effective when you look at the scope of our 'anti-terror' laws and what they can do to you if you refuse to comply.

      I'd be surprised if Belgium didn't have some laws lurking on the books that make certain content illegal.

      I've said it before on Slashdot, but I'll ask again: what can we do when our politicians try to do things like this. Writing letters (yes, real ones, on paper), voting and protesting have all been ignored. What realistic options are left to us?

    2. Re:Free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure that would be completely unconstitutional here in Belgium.

      Is child porn legal or censored in Belgium?

    3. Re:Free speech by russotto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've said it before on Slashdot, but I'll ask again: what can we do when our politicians try to do things like this. Writing letters (yes, real ones, on paper), voting and protesting have all been ignored. What realistic options are left to us?

      If any realistic options were available, they'd be illegal -- and dangerous to talk about.

    4. Re:Free speech by KasperMeerts · · Score: 1

      Very illegal I guess. I'm sorry but I have never been involved in such a case :)
      Still Child porn is something different as it is still a very sensitive thing.

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    5. Re:Free speech by owlnation · · Score: 4, Informative

      Excuse me, but don't they have free speech in the UK?

      No. There is categorically no legal right to free speech in the UK. There is also no right to remain silent either. In the 1980's the UK government censored the voices of the IRA (for good old fashioned terrorism reasons). This resulted in TV stations trying to get around it with a loophole, by using the voices of actors.

      Also, if you remain silent in court this can be assumed as evidence of guilt.

      People assume the UK has always been free, however in truth it never has been. It's just that recently it has become terrifyingly unfree, and becoming more so every day that the Neues Arbeit Regime remains in power.

    6. Re:Free speech by Timosch · · Score: 1

      Unconstitutional? We're talking about the United Kingdom here...

    7. Re:Free speech by NickFortune · · Score: 1

      I've said it before on Slashdot, but I'll ask again: what can we do when our politicians try to do things like this

      Talk about it. An effective protest movement needs popular support. The only way you get that is by convincing people that the issue is important and that it affects them. And the only way to do that is to discuss it. Talk to people and get them to talk to people.

      And don't give up on voting. Just don't vote for the main parties, since they almost certainly are bought and paid for in advance, regardless of what it says on their manifestos. Find someone who gives a shit, and who isn't going to be shut down by party head office if they make a fuss, and vote for them.

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    8. Re:Free speech by shinier · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you don't like any of the available parties then the realistic option is to start your own party and stand for government. If the Internet is useful for anything, its for stirring up action. It shouldn't be too difficult to win at least one seat with a viral campaign and enough supporters. That's the great thing about Democracy. If you don't like the government, you start your own. Take advantage while you can.

    9. Re:Free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    10. Re:Free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The United Kingdom is a constitutional monarchy. We don't have a singular document that is "the constitution", it's scattered around several documents.

    11. Re:Free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, I'm unrealistically trying to bring Guy Fawkes back from the dead. I've heard that back long ago on a dark November night he almost solved this problem.

    12. Re:Free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Excuse me, but don't they have free speech in the UK?

      Alas, no. That's the USA you're thinking of.

      Don't tell me they can do that? I'm pretty sure that would be completely unconstitutional here in Belgium.

      It's going to go in through the back door (no pun intended). First they'll say it's about child porn; then they'll say it's about "violent" porn (the UK has a history of denying certain basic rights to people who engage in BDSM). Then it's going to be regular porn, although it won't be banned outright - there'll just be rating requirements. And then they'll make it more and more difficult to actually comply with the requirements, de facto killing things that they cannot kill de jure (check out 18 USC Section 2257 record keeping requirements in the USA, for example). And finally, when public support for regular porn has waned, it'll be outright outlawed, too, in a step-by-step strategy: first it's going to be porn that "degrades" women, for instance, and then that definition will again be expanded until any and all porn will be included.

      And so on.

    13. Re:Free speech by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but don't they have free speech in the UK?

      Traditionally, yes. Recent governments have realised that this is a bad idea and so have started to put a stop to it whilst also embracing the Human Rights Act which nominally guarantees it.

    14. Re:Free speech by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1, Informative

      In America, we have the Bill of Rights, which guarantees our right to open communication (Amendment I), and our right and duty to defend that liberty from oppressors, both foreign and domestic (Amendment II). In 200+ years of American Democracy, we have not yet needed to exercise the latter right, and here's hopin' and prayin' that we keep that trend going by resisting fascistic urges to control our fellow man.

    15. Re:Free speech by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      I dunno if Obama can pull that off. San Francisco and Manhattan are big voting blocks.

    16. Re:Free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Still Child porn is something different

      No, it isn't. The quote you brought up was:

      There is content that should just not be available to be viewed.

      It seems you agree with this. The content you believe "should just not be available to be viewed" is child pornography. And if you try to hide behind "oh, that's different", just bear in mind that others can do the same. You really want to hide censorship and pretend it doesn't exist, or do you think it would be better for it to be obvious to all? Which tactic is most prone to abuse?

    17. Re:Free speech by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It shouldn't be too difficult to win at least one seat with a viral campaign and enough supporters

      Except that we have a first-past-the-post system in the UK, which means that winning one seat in parliament means persuading the majority in one constituency. It doesn't matter if you persuade 5% of the national population, you still won't win unless they are the same constituency.

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    18. Re:Free speech by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      And if you actually believe that, you probably haven't visited the USA in the last two hundred years.

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    19. Re:Free speech by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      You're right, it violates the UK constitution!

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    20. Re:Free speech by KasperMeerts · · Score: 1

      I never said that. I'm perfectly fine with watching child porn, how odd this may sound. But of course I will oppose anyone molesting or raping a kid.
      The recordings have been made anyways so if some of people get their kicks from it, why not let them? It's even positive for the children, if those perverts have their material, they will have less incentive to take a real kid.

      In the same way, one can try censor all non-fiction violent videos. We all agree killing innocents is wrong, but the images shouldn't be illegal.

      I was just saying that for some strange reason, child porn brings up very serious reactions and no matter how logical your arguments, nobody would listen to you. People can argue about racism, hate, murder etc... but kiddie porn, no, "that's just wrong".

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    21. Re:Free speech by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is also no right to remain silent either.

      Yes there is - the caution you receive when arrested in the UK is as follows:

      "You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court, anything you do say may be given in evidence."

      You are under no requirement to answer anything during questioning - you can sit there as mute as anything and the police cannot do anything about it.

      Also, if you remain silent in court this can be assumed as evidence of guilt.

      No it can't, not in any court within the United Kingdom. Staying silent may harm your defence, as noted in the caution you are given, but it can never be used as a presumption of evidence of guilt.

    22. Re:Free speech by thebrix · · Score: 5, Informative

      There is a legal right to free speech - but no _absolute_ right to free speech - in the UK or any other EU state. To quote from the Convention for the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms:

      1. Everyone has the right to freedom of expression. This right shall include freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart information and ideas without interference by public authority and regardless of frontiers. This article shall not prevent States from requiring the licensing of broadcasting, television or cinema enterprises.

      2. The exercise of these freedoms, since it carries with it duties and responsibilities, may be subject to such formalities, conditions, restrictions or penalties as are prescribed by law and are necessary in a democratic society, in the interests of national security, territorial integrity or public safety, for the prevention of disorder or crime, for the protection of health or morals, for the protection of the reputation or rights of others, for preventing the disclosure of information received in confidence, or for maintaining the authority and impartiality of the judiciary.

      The exception for "protection of health or morals", in particular, opens up huge holes.

    23. Re:Free speech by russotto · · Score: 1

      If you don't like any of the available parties then the realistic option is to start your own party and stand for government.

      Because that's worked out SO well in the past. The two significant political parties in the United States both trace their origins to one of the original parties founded in the 18th century. The UK isn't quite so bad; they've replaced one of the major parties, once, since then.

    24. Re:Free speech by serialdogma · · Score: 2, Informative

      Constitutional monarchy doesn't really mean that, Sweden and the Netherlands are constitutional monarchies, and they have a proper constitution.
      The UK doesn't really have a constitution but a collection of old laws, statues and treaties, such as the English Bill Of Rights, the Magna Carta, and the Act of Settlement; and the concept of Parliamentary Supremacy.
      Under Parliamentary Supremacy anything can be changed by a mere act of Parliament, it is only because of convention and tradition (and of course threat of electoral defeat) that stops Parliament from imposing things like the death penalty for speeding.

    25. Re:Free speech by FreeFull · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point is that the child porn shouldn't be made, distribution is only a side effect of it being made.

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    26. Re:Free speech by psergiu · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but don't they have free speech in the UK?

      Yes they have - but only in a specific corner of a park in London.

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    27. Re:Free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm reporting you to the Department of Homeland Security for what you're thinking.

    28. Re:Free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Constitution would not necessarily stop them.

      We here in Finland have internet censorship. It is very clearly against our constitution. It is not only my IANAL opinion but when that law went to our parliament the creators sent it to be evaluated to University of Helsinki's Faculty of Law and were answered that such a law would be clearly unconstitutional.

      Guess how much that slowed the law from going through? Not at all.

      The thing is that not all laws need to go through the committee for constitutionality of law here. Laws just can be sent there when politicians think they should be checked. (I am not certain how the exact procedure goes) After a law has been denied from there it can't be passed without changing constitution first and that isn't easy.

      But guess once if those preparing that censorship law sent it to the committee after hearing from the university that it could not pass if they would. Yeah, they didn't. And everyone opposing the law was pretty much marked as pedophile so politicians in the opposition didn't have guts, interest or knowledge to begin contesting that.

    29. Re:Free speech by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I don't see how installing a Catholic theocracy would be an improvement, but for a definitive answer you should ask Spain.

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    30. Re:Free speech by andy.ruddock · · Score: 1

      Also, if you remain silent in court this can be assumed as evidence of guilt.

      No it can't, not in any court within the United Kingdom. Staying silent may harm your defence, as noted in the caution you are given, but it can never be used as a presumption of evidence of guilt.

      That's correct in theory. I wouldn't trust a jury not to presume my guilt were I to stay silent though.
      Remember, that jury consists of 12 examples of society's finest, right off the street.

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    31. Re:Free speech by Sibko · · Score: 1

      "There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: the soapbox, the ballot box, the juror box, and the ammo box. Please use in that order."

      Trivia: Most firearms and their use are banned in the UK.

    32. Re:Free speech by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Informative

      Under Parliamentary Supremacy anything can be changed by a mere act of Parliament

      Wrong. For one thing, it may not prolong its term outside the set limit. See the Parliament Act 1911, amended 1949.

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    33. Re:Free speech by Jamie's+Nightmare · · Score: 1

      that jury consists of 12 examples of society's finest, right off the street.

      Says the guy that probably tosses his jury summons in the trash. The ones who do follow through take it a bit more serious than you do, in particular because they aren't just yanked "off the street."

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    34. Re:Free speech by serialdogma · · Score: 1

      The Commons can't use the Parliament Acts to force an extension of the term limit, but with the consent of the House of Lords they can, for instances of this look at the War Parliaments that existed for the First and Second World Wars.

    35. Re:Free speech by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

      I took that to mean "There is content [that is legally available at the moment] that should just not be available to be viewed.".

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    36. Re:Free speech by D_Blackthorne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What realistic options are left to us?

      It's called "civil disobedience", dude. Try it sometime. Worked wonders for us, back in the day. Looks like it's time for it, again.

    37. Re:Free speech by gilgongo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Staying silent may harm your defence, as noted in the caution you are given, but it can never be used as a presumption of evidence of guilt.

      And the difference between that and having no right of silence is... ?

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    38. Re:Free speech by WillKemp · · Score: 1

      In general the fact that it is unconstitutional doesn't prevent a law from getting enacted - but it may prevent a court from enforcing it, or enable a court to make an order that contradicts it.

      In some cases, this is useful for an individual, but in the case of censorship, it seems unlikely that there would be a court hearing when it can be argued.

    39. Re:Free speech by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      Let me sum up: How the hell do you live with that legal system? It's, pretty much, the craziest one in the world... Just look at the amount of laws.

    40. Re:Free speech by Timosch · · Score: 1

      The point is that anything can be changed by an act of parl. without a two-thirds majority like in other countries with a real, i.e. single written constitution. Come on, you know what I mean. Besides, originally I just wanted to make a joke, but slowly I can see a meaning in it...

    41. Re:Free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad someone else understands what's happening.

    42. Re:Free speech by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      "inciting religious hatred" and "obscenity" - neither term is defined.

      No need for a definition - we all know "insulting the Labour party" is an offence on both counts, and pretty much anything that might potentially be politically incorrect can be classed as one or the other by someone.

      The present UK government thinks George Orwell was describing how it ought to be.

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    43. Re:Free speech by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >>There is also no right to remain silent either.

      >Yes there is - the caution you receive when arrested in the UK is as follows:

      >"You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court, anything you do say may be given in evidence."

      Translation: nice right to silence you have there, hope using it doesn't get you into trouble.

      Where the government intentionally enacts penalties and threats against someone exercising their right to silence, there is no right to silence.

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    44. Re:Free speech by andy.ruddock · · Score: 1

      Nope, did my jury service when I got called.
      It's precisely that experience that leads me to make this statement

      I believe it's very serious, but I also believe that the majority of people who serve wouldn't hesitate to assume that somebody who chose to remain silent is guilty.

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    45. Re:Free speech by kraut · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but don't they have free speech in the UK?

      No.

      Well, not really, and our NuLabour overlords are continually meddling with it...

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    46. Re:Free speech by grumbel · · Score: 1

      What realistic options are left to us?

      Try to start with educating the public, after all they are the ones who vote for those politicians again and again.

    47. Re:Free speech by kraut · · Score: 1

      You're working on the assumption that you only have rights that the government gives you... but that's a longer discussion.

      Anyway, the UK is a signatory AFAIK to the European convention on Human Rights:

      ARTICLE 10

      1. Everyone has the right to freedom of expression. this right shall include freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart information and ideas without interference by public authority and regardless of frontiers.

      http://www.hri.org/docs/ECHR50.html

      The UN declaration on human rights also applies worldwide:

      Article 19.

                  Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.

      http://www.un.org/Overview/rights.html

      That's the theory, of course; good luck trying to apply this in practice. Even if you can afford to go to the appropriate court, and are lucky enough to reach it, the government usually ignores it or rearranges things slightly to comply with the letter, and not the spirit, of the law.

      E.g. the recent case which clearly stated that it's unlawful to hold the DNA of innocent people on the national database - that got a baker's dozen out of hundred of thousand removed.

      Rule of law? That went out of fashion a while ago...around the time Tony came into office, or perhaps a wee bit earlier

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    48. Re:Free speech by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      The difference is complete - the police have no powers to make you talk, therefore ensuring your right to silence, and the part about relying on something later in court that you failed to mention is the truth in both the UK and the US.

    49. Re:Free speech by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      The Government cannot enact any penalty or threat - your defence is made to a Judge or Jury who are both independent from the Government when in session. It is the Polices job to investigate the issue to the best of their abilities - if you do not mention something and then rely on that as the basis for your defence, it will be asked in court why you did not mention it, and the prosecution will attempt to use this to undermine your usage of it in your defence.

      Absolutely no different between the UK and the US in that regard - at least in the UK you are explicitly told of the fact in your caution.

    50. Re:Free speech by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      Read that caution again. Staying silent won't harm your defence, failing to mention something you later rely on in court will.

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    51. Re:Free speech by eltaco · · Score: 1

      I SO need mod points right now.
      hear hear!

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    52. Re:Free speech by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      1. Everyone has the right to freedom of expression. This right shall include freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart information and ideas without interference by public authority and regardless of frontiers. This article shall not prevent States from requiring the licensing of broadcasting, television or cinema enterprises.

      2. The exercise of these freedoms, since it carries with it duties and responsibilities, may be subject to such formalities, conditions, restrictions or penalties as are prescribed by law and are necessary in a democratic society, in the interests of national security, territorial integrity or public safety, for the prevention of disorder or crime, for the protection of health or morals, for the protection of the reputation or rights of others, for preventing the disclosure of information received in confidence, or for maintaining the authority and impartiality of the judiciary.

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. ...

      No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States

      Just thought putting the relevant parts side by side would be interesting... the Europeans are a lot wordier.

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    53. Re:Free speech by dryeo · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? Within 6 years of passing the second amendment it was used to attempt to throw of domestic oppression unsuccessfully. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_Rebellion
      Also another example would be Booth (who considered himself a patriot) shooting Lincoln (who many considered a tyrant)

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    54. Re:Free speech by dryeo · · Score: 1

      And yet in practice the European version seems to be what the American system follows.

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    55. Re:Free speech by internewt · · Score: 1

      Yes there is - the caution you receive when arrested in the UK is as follows:

      "You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court, anything you do say may be given in evidence."

      They will also ask you if you understand this. If you ever get asked, say no, you don't understand. That way, anything you say cannot be used to build a case against you. They will go blue in the face trying to get you to agree, because they can't really do much with you if you don't say yes, you understand.

      Once you've had a big row with the police, and you're being pepper sprayed and tasered, ask to speak to a solicitor. Always speak to the solicitor, no matter how minor the offence you've been nicked for.

      I hate it how people add disclaimers to posts, so I'll phrase this as a question. Did you know I know fuck all about the law and shit, and am never going to be legally qualified in any way? ;)

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    56. Re:Free speech by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      About half the stuff in the european one is allowed or partly allowed in the US.

      National security is not a valid reason for restriction, you can be punished for leaking secret information to the press, but they don't have the ability to stop the press from publishing (or we'd still be in the dark about the wiretaps, and yes, according to the journalists who broke the story, the white house knew they had the info, and asked them not to go public).

      Prevention of disorder or crime... I guess the US has that, can't tell people to commit crimes, or incite a riot. You can't restrict information on how to hotwire cars here (or at least they don't, have a guide somewhere).

      for the protection of health or morals... what kind of speech damages health, magnetic water type things or something else? Morals we have really nebulous obscenity laws (and case laws), but given that even Utah was forced to allow porn and we don't have hate-speech laws I'd say its not too restrictive there.

      maintaining the authority and impartiality of the judiciary - this one confuzzles me. What kind of speech is a risk to this? Contempt of court type behavior? penalties for pointing out the mockery our legal system was made into get overturned on appeals here, not sure how often though.

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    57. Re:Free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, in Finland the Parliament has powers comparable to the UK Parliament - they have no obligation to follow the constitution unless they want to.

    58. Re:Free speech by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      Didn't they already outlaw violent sexual content in the UK? The law I saw was nebulous enough that Hitchcock gets banned just as quickly as BDSM porn.

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    59. Re:Free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simply talking and expressing your opinion is where to start, of course. If that doesn't work, check out the free book "On Strategic Nonviolent Conflict" here, noting that despite its terminology, "democracy" does not equal "freedom." See also the International Center on Nonviolent Conflict, along with reading up on the concepts of "seasteading" and peaceful secession.

    60. Re:Free speech by Garrett+Fox · · Score: 1

      Their version is much more recent. If we were to write the US Constitution today... well, I would want to avoid that, because we'd probably make it as long as the proposed EU Constitution, and as hostile to freedom.

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    61. Re:Free speech by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Indeed they did - covering simple possession of even private material. The law comes into force January 26.

      The law I saw was nebulous enough that Hitchcock gets banned just as quickly as BDSM porn.

      One ridiculous thing is that the Hitchcock film itself would be exempt simply because BBFC material is exempt from the law (which means the Government must fear that the law would otherwise criminalise BBFC material - despite their insistence that it only covers material already illegal to publish). But then another clause of the Act says that screenshots from legal films are not exempt.

    62. Re:Free speech by dryeo · · Score: 1

      For national security, the States does have a law where you can be served papers and not allowed to talk about it, though I think that part of the Patriot act is in the process of being thrown out.
      Protection of health and morals, you could say the child porn laws fall under this. One of the main reasons to ban it is it is (emotionally) unhealthy for the children who are used in the production of it.
      Maintaining the authority and impartiality of the judiciary, I think of how here in Canada there can be publication bans on high profile court cases to try to assure getting an impartial jury so the defendant can get a fair trial. eg a recent case involving a serial killing pig farmer where the press wasn't allowed to publish details about the case until after the jury was chosen and sequestered. The idea being that a fair trial is more important then freedom of the press. This is seldom used here.

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    63. Re:Free speech by MSZ · · Score: 1

      They still have a lot to learn. A lot! Poland has already banned any and all hyperlinks, effective Dec 18th. Can you beat that?

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    64. Re:Free speech by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      The gag papers were already tossed out I thought?

      Child porn would be more a prevention of crime thing, the rulings state that child porn can be illegal because its trafficking in a separate crime; child molestation and abuse.

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    65. Re:Free speech by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Trivia: Most firearms and their use are banned in the UK.

      I've always said Brits are fools. <disclaimer>I'm coming from a US-centric POV here</disclaimer>

      Son, haven't you ever considered reality? Firearms are illegal in the UK. Soon pointy sticks will be, too.

      Have you ever considered the possibility that you might rather become a criminal than a victim of tyranny? Grab a nice solid firearm, and console yourself that you're a well-meaning criminal, and not a murderer.

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    66. Re:Free speech by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Child porn is thoughtcrime!

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    67. Re:Free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court, anything you do say may be given in evidence."

      You are under no requirement to answer anything during questioning - you can sit there as mute as anything and the police cannot do anything about it.

      Unless the question is: "What is the password to decrypt your files?" - in which case failure to answer will result in a 2 year jail term.

  3. Hmmmm by Spad · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think I speak for everyone here when I say: "Good luck with that".

    1. Re:Hmmmm by pointsofdata · · Score: 1

      Given the governments current record on large IT projects, I think that there is little to worry about here. The NHS IT system has cost something like £20 billion (I think) so far, and it still doesn't work properly. Considering how much larger this would have to be, and how little money the government has, I don't think that it will get far off the ground. (Unless it forces the ISPs to do all the work.)

    2. Re:Hmmmm by BlueScreenOfTOM · · Score: 1

      I guess what I don't understand is why the government feels like it needs to censor what it's citizens see.

      Are they afraid children are going to see inappropriate content? What ever happened to responsible parenting, then? There's plenty of COTS apps you can get to block your children from sites they shouldn't see. Why can't the government sponsor one of those, and distribute it for free to concerned parents? And mandate that public terminals install it? I'm not even a fan of that, but it's still better than a total ban at a national level...

    3. Re:Hmmmm by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      FYI: In theory, UK parliament has no restriction on what they can bring into law...

    4. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      In theory; while Parliament can pass any law it likes, HMQ can tell them to go jump in a lake when they try to get royal assent

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    5. Re:Hmmmm by conan1989 · · Score: 1

      no, not good luck with that.

      even if the UK gov't can't get through R&D, that's a lot of wasted money.

      even if the censor is easy to get around or tunnel through, that will leave a large uninformed populaces ripe for taking advantage of.

      this IS the same issue as what Australia currently faces (yes, i live there)

    6. Re:Hmmmm by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      I guess what I don't understand is why the government feels like it needs to censor what it's citizens see.

      Are they afraid children are going to see inappropriate content? What ever happened to responsible parenting, then? There's plenty of COTS apps you can get to block your children from sites they shouldn't see. Why can't the government sponsor one of those, and distribute it for free to concerned parents? And mandate that public terminals install it? I'm not even a fan of that, but it's still better than a total ban at a national level...

      It isn't about what's good for you, it's about control. There always seems to be a group of people who can't be happy unless they get to run other people's lives. Just yesterday I got an SMS from an old friend telling me (yes, telling, not suggesting) what to do to improve my life. Thankfully he is not in government so I can just ignore the message. When it comes to the parliament we are not so fortunate, if we ignore their meddling they back it up with government force.

      You can see it in religion, you can see it in those who want to ban religion, there are those who want to control what you do in your bedroom, there are those who want to control what you do with your money. It would seem from historical observation that being put in a position of power can bring out this tendency even in those who did not seem to possess it before (Power corrupts ...).

      This is the reason that strong constitutional protection is needed, including and backed up by the right to keep and bear arms. While mass indoctrination of the population through compulsory schooling and employment rather than self-employment is still the norm, it is unlikely that even these measures will suffice. People are conditioned to do what they are told so patient people with access to the education system and the media can wear down opposition to just about anything given enough time.

    7. Re:Hmmmm by arwel · · Score: 1

      Except that HMQ or HMK hasn't told them to do that in the last 300 years.

  4. scarily ignorant by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Not only does this show that the individual making these proposals is not qualified to consider the subject, but it also tells us that the advice he is giving is incompetent.

    In practice, of course, this is not really a serious proposal - it's merely a way of seeing (from the reaction) who amenable the public would be to being censored.

    Sadly, most people have such a degree of scorn for this and other governments, that they won't take this seriously - or make any comments about it. The consequence being that the "public opinion" - whichever way it comes out - will be decided by a small, ignorant, but vocal minority who have their own agenda or fears.

    Whatever happens, it won't represent the opinions of the people - but that's "democracy" for you.

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    1. Re:scarily ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      advice he is giving is incompetent.

      If fact, the incompetence is interpreted as evilness by many. Also, the proposals will be laughed at by any constitution honoring US administration.

      There is content that should just not be available to be viewed

      Oh, I can imagine any page demanding a status change for Northern Ireland should not be viewed by anyone. God save the Republic from the Evil Queen, ARRGGHH! (English view of IRA, I'm sure.) The ultimate nightmare for Andy Burnham would be somebody suggesting letting Afghans to deal with their issues themselves, of course.

    2. Re:scarily ignorant by Lazarian · · Score: 1
      "In practice, of course, this is not really a serious proposal - it's merely a way of seeing (from the reaction) who amenable the public would be to being censored.

      I believe you have hit the nail on the head with that statement, although I don't believe the "representatives" who make such proposals are in any way ignorant of the practicalities of these proposals. I've always had the thought that they already know the idea of rating systems on websites would be beyond possible to implement, since they likely have had input from consultants and experts (paid for on your dime).

      The internet went from a relatively limited network between universities and research institutions to an uncontrollable behemoth where anybody, anywhere could express ideas and communicate without having to be shouting on a public pedestal for all to know who you are (and without the powers that be being able to find you and throw you into prison).

      They will force ISPs to implement massive resources and blow horrendous ammounts of tax dollars on an utterly futile endeavor that nobody with any sense of rationality wants, spouting "think of the children", "stop the pedophiles", and "we must protect ourselves from the terrorists". Once that fails utterly, they will claim that the internet is too out of control, and with their brothers in arms, the media corporations, they will lobby governments to begin restructuring the fundamental premise of the internet.

      The internet became this wild, unstoppable creature that couldn't be tamed, so they want to kill it and have it rise again like some twisted, neutered phoenix that will sing only their song. Freedom be damned.

    3. Re:scarily ignorant by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      Also, the proposals will be laughed at by any constitution honoring US administration.

      Let us hope, then, that the next administration will be one of those, for a change...

    4. Re:scarily ignorant by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is what are they protecting us from? I've seen lots of stuff on the Internet, and probably a lot of stuff people would prefer that I hadn't seen. But that doesn't make me do bad things. It's only when you make things bad do they become something to expire to.

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    5. Re:scarily ignorant by mikael · · Score: 1

      He could require that every HTML web page has a ratings tag, and have the browser refuse to view the page if the ratings tag didn't match the permissions of the browser.

      But then you would also need to have a ratings tag for every image, icon and animation script and text file, because these could be viewed directly.

      How would you go about classifying a blog anyway? For two years it could be perfectly clean, but one mention of a controversial topic and that is the rating inaccurate.

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    6. Re:scarily ignorant by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      The consequence being that the "public opinion" - whichever way it comes out - will be decided by a small, ignorant, but vocal minority who have their own agenda or fears.

      Like Slashdotters?

    7. Re:scarily ignorant by ZXDunny · · Score: 1

      He could require that every HTML web page has a ratings tag, and have the browser refuse to view the page if the ratings tag didn't match the permissions of the browser.

      I don't doubt that you're right there, that's probably what he's thinking. However, that could only work if you had government approved browsers - where would the OSS browsers stand? They can be easily modified to impersonate an official browser, and to ignore tags/ratings. It'd have to be implemented at an ISP level, I think. And the only way to do that would be to undermine the economy to such an extent that the UK ISPs need bailing out, probably nationalising, and then become the government's own ISPs... Can't see that happening though, can you?

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    8. Re:scarily ignorant by dryeo · · Score: 1

      They probably clicked goatse and don't want anyone else to suffer

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    9. Re:scarily ignorant by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      but once you've seen goatse nothing else you see can make you suffer.

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  5. They just tried it with Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virgins were killed.,

    Also, Wikipedia censors by calling things "not notable" or "unreliable sources". And this will be censored too.

    1. Re:They just tried it with Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keyword, were killed, it was beaten.

      This will also be beaten into the corner.

      When people hear about censorship, they WILL stand against it.
      ISPs start censoring stuff, other ISPs will pop up saying they don't, they get more customers, other ISPs lose out.
      No ISP would want that. (well, except the ones who would want the extra customers)

    2. Re:They just tried it with Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to mod you down but then I left the UK government. :-) (Ü) (-:

    3. Re:They just tried it with Wikipedia by Morlark · · Score: 1

      Keyword, were killed, it was beaten.

      But was it really though? Oh sure, this specific example of censorship was reversed. But can you really truly call it 'beaten' if the attitude that created the situation is entirely unchanged? Seriously, read their little press release thingy where they announced that they were removing that image from the blacklist. The whole thing can basically be summarised as "we're sorry we got caught". They never once acknowledged that it was inappropriate for them to censor an image that is entirely legal. They never once apologised for treading on our civil liberties. They outright said that they believe their only mistake was getting caught. Make no mistake, the morality brigade is not beaten yet. They fully intend to continue to censor inoffensive and legal images. They fully intend to continue to force their views of morality onto everybody else. And this time, they fully intend not to get caught.

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  6. Ha-ha-ha-ha .... this is sooooo funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Burnham is a moron. This is another great example of a minor politician grasping at something to make him-/herself seem more important, and resulting in him appearing more stupid than dirt.

    If something in the region of 90% of all websites are outside the UK, how on earth can this be implemented and enforced? The US has strict laws on censorship, so this cannot work there, so I can't see why he's wasting his time trying to get the US involved, unless he's simply posturing and trying to boost his ego.

    Andy - wake up, you'll end up being a laughing stock, not a hero.

    1. Re:Ha-ha-ha-ha .... this is sooooo funny! by berend+botje · · Score: 1

      And if the router at the border just drops the packets for these alleged "outside the UK" sites, then what?

      Don't believe it won't happen.

    2. Re:Ha-ha-ha-ha .... this is sooooo funny! by damburger · · Score: 1

      His proposals seem to centre around ISPs censoring based on a whitelist. This is quite possible, although expensive, so don't get comfortable.

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    3. Re:Ha-ha-ha-ha .... this is sooooo funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Router where? Do you have any idea what the topology of the modern internet looks like these days? It's incredibly porous. Then you have basic tunnels, WAN VPNs, simple stenographic encapsulation, things like TOR & FreeNet...deep-packet inspection is nowhere near good enough to stop these types of traffic, even if the data is unencrypted.

    4. Re:Ha-ha-ha-ha .... this is sooooo funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it'll no longer be the internet, and it'll have little value.

    5. Re:Ha-ha-ha-ha .... this is sooooo funny! by Jurily · · Score: 1

      Well, it's 25 years late anyway... ok, 24 years and 5 days.

    6. Re:Ha-ha-ha-ha .... this is sooooo funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when your name is manrub, I think you're always going to be a laughingstock.

    7. Re:Ha-ha-ha-ha .... this is sooooo funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possible? I guess I can see how that might work, in that crazy fantasy world that only exists in his head. It's not even plausible, let alone technically feasible. The ISPs know that implementing such a whitelist would be a one way ticket to going out of business, no matter how much government funding you throw at it. If a proposal is not possible with killing the thing you're trying to control, it simply isn't possible at all, and no amount of hypothetical fairy land thinking is going to change that. Of course, Burnham probably wouldn't see that as a bad thing at all. After all, if you can't control it, it's safer just to kill it off entirely, right? Thankfully, it won't happen, if only because otherwise somebody would have to deal with the embarrassment of explaining to the rest of the world why the UK is a third world country where the internet is illegal.

    8. Re:Ha-ha-ha-ha .... this is sooooo funny! by the_womble · · Score: 1

      If something in the region of 90% of all websites are outside the UK, how on earth can this be implemented and enforced?

      An international treaty on blocking website, together with banning access to sites in any countries that do to sign the treaty. Any one who is opposed to this is obviously a pedophile or a terrorist.

      The US has strict laws on censorship, so this cannot work there, so I can't see why he's wasting his time trying to get the US involved, unless he's simply posturing and trying to boost his ego.

      There is some hope there. I remember some other British politician suggesting that all email addresses should contain the addressee's postcode, and that was quietly forgotten when he realised what an idiotic idea it was.

    9. Re:Ha-ha-ha-ha .... this is sooooo funny! by berend+botje · · Score: 1

      Tunnels to where? VPNs? No need for deep-packet inspection. Just drop all packets that have a destination "outside".

      Have the ISP's comply, same for the guys managing the backbone stuff.

      Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?

    10. Re:Ha-ha-ha-ha .... this is sooooo funny! by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      What's the point of having Internet if it's not, well, Inter-?

      BTW, what about old-fashioned UUCP-over-dialup? Are they gonna block phonecalls to outside as well?

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    11. Re:Ha-ha-ha-ha .... this is sooooo funny! by berend+botje · · Score: 1

      There are quite a few governments that would wet their pants with joy if the whole internet would just disappear.

      Or, to be more accurate, that public use of this internet would disappear.

  7. On behalf of the UK by Kupfernigk · · Score: 4, Funny

    I unreservedly apologise for our stupid politicians. Unfortunately, many of them don't reveal themselves as barking until after they get elected and then get given a Government job. I believe that you in the US have had similar problems in the past.

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    1. Re:On behalf of the UK by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      Those problems make me wonder why that whole "impeachment" thing doesn't happen more often. I don't know much about law. My guess is the process of removing corrupt elected officials from office is controlled entirely by corrupt elected officials.

    2. Re:On behalf of the UK by Extremus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Haha! This happens because every government reflects its people in one way or another. Like somebody said before in this post: there are lots of people who believe that internet censorship is a good thing. These people still does not see the internet as a tool for free-speech, but as a toy for teenagers.

      IMO, from the government point of view, this is the right moment to impose a internet censorship: the generation that actually understands the internet does not have any political power yet. More and more they wait, more it will be difficult.

    3. Re:On behalf of the UK by Archtech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Haha! This happens because every government reflects its people in one way or another.

      Yes, I am very much afraid you are right about that. Which also explains why the UK Conservative Party does not offer any useful alternatives to Labour Party policies - the same applies to the Democrats and Republicans in the USA. (As Gore Vidal memorably put it, the USA is ruled by one party with two right wings).

      The leading political parties no longer offer significantly different policies because they have adopted marketing techniques that show them what the people want (or will put up with, which is good enough). None of them have the guts to offer policies just because they believe in them - which is probably quite rational, as they would get stomped in every election.

      Why do the people have such low standards and such rotten ideas? Because of our lousy educational systems. Which are perpetuated by the incumbent political parties...

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    4. Re:On behalf of the UK by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I don't remember who said it, but I recently came across this quote:

      When I was in the USSR, I had the choice of voting for one of two candidates from the Communist Party. Then I came to the USA, and had the choice of voting for one of two candidates from the Capitalist Party.

      I suspect the real reason why we have very little by way of choice is that people subconsciously think of politicians (and journalists, for that matter) as 'special people'. Have you ever seriously considered standing for elected office? What about people you know? One thing Obama's showed us all is how much money it's possible to raise for campaigning through small, private, individual contributions, so why not? I'm sure you can think of lots of rationalisations for not standing, but probably fewer good reasons.

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    5. Re:On behalf of the UK by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Never attribute to corruption that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

    6. Re:On behalf of the UK by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      And Australia. Don't forget about Australia.

    7. Re:On behalf of the UK by Archtech · · Score: 1

      Those of us who take the trouble to find out about these matters discover that US politicians really are "special people". They belong to one of two parties, and if they secure the backing of one of those parties they have a chance of getting into office. Otherwise, not.

      Consider the many clever, influential, talented, people who tried and failed. Such as Ralph Nader, one of the most respected men in the entire world, whose two campaigns never even got off the ground.

      Obama did get a lot of money from small donations. But if he hadn't first got approval from the Democratic Party bosses, that wouldn't have done him the slightest good. Ross Perot had so much money of his own that he didn't need any donations. But lacking party support, he too sank without trace.

      Try reading the pertinent parts (mostly the early parts) of John McArthur's book "You Can't be President" for a more detailed explanation.

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1933633603/kqedorg-20

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    8. Re:On behalf of the UK by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about President? Start at the local level if you really want to make changes.

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    9. Re:On behalf of the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said anything about President? Start at the local level if you really want to make changes.

      I believe this is a key problem for minor parties in the US. The minor parties always nominate candidates for President/VP, frequently for state governors, sometimes for US senator and representative, occasionally for state senator and representative, and only rarely for local offices (although the Libertarians do so more frequently than others). So, I'm supposed to trust someone with effectively zero legislative or executive experience with the position of US President? The minor parties need to start with the lowest offices, and build upwards toward major offices. Unfortunately, everywhere I've lived, the minor parties nominate total loons or idiots for local/lower offices, so they have nothing upon which to build. Example: In a recent election for State Auditor, the Libertarians nominated a college student majoring in Music History (or something similarly useless for an auditor), who "just wanted to be part of the process" even though he didn't actually aspire to the office, and who revealed during interviews that he had neither knowledge nor experience sufficient to the office - Imagine, if you can, a candidate even more uninformed Sarah Palin, but also just as apathetic. I consider this example to be worse than what's typical, but not by much. I wish it were not so, but the minor parties here are clueless and continually shoot themselves in the foot.

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  8. excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    so myspace and msn gets blocked from under 18s I take it? brilliant, bring it on!

  9. The IWF's competence is unequalled! by David+Gerard · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Internet Watch Foundation, protectors of the British citizenry against uncceptable material on teh intarweb, have declared Wikipedia illegal in the UK.

    Several police forces had advised the IWF concerning the site, swearing their actions had nothing to do with anything in the site about senior policemen or their behaviour.

    "The fourth most popular website in the world is an encyclopedia," said IWF Obersturmgruppenwhitehouse Myra Hindley. "What sort of message does that send about the youth of today? They should be using mobile phones, dealing drugs, smoking cracks to 'jazz' music in discos and knifing each other in the streets. God help us if they see record covers!"

    Police across the country used sophisticated hammer-detecting equipment to swoop on the homes of rumoured Wikipedophiles. All computers, mobile phones, televisions and any technology more sophisticated than scissors will be confiscated for investigation, and will be returned in due process in twelve to eighteen months when the filthy fucking nonces have been brought to trial, assuming they survive multiple beatings in jail.

    "Fuck these filthy fucking fuckers," said Zoe fucking Hilton of the NSPCC. "And give us money, or you're a filthy fucking kiddie fucker yourself. Turd."

    "We absolutely won't be adapting the system to discussion of ID cards," said Home Secretary Jacqui Smith. "Nor will MPs raising the issue have their offices or homes raided. Probably."

    Virgin Media users had failed to notice any difference, assuming the connection problems were service as normal, and went back to watching the football except for the last ten minutes of the game.

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    1. Re:The IWF's competence is unequalled! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Why is this rated funny? Surely it must be the result of several mis-clicks while aiming for "informative"...

    2. Re:The IWF's competence is unequalled! by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      You're on your way to getting yourself put on a do-not-fly list.

    3. Re:The IWF's competence is unequalled! by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      If you think I'm ever, ever going to visit America ...

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    4. Re:The IWF's competence is unequalled! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Big Frickin' deal.

      By the time you've driven to an airport and checked in a few hours in advance you can drive to virtually anywhere in the UK you might want to go ( i.e. anywhere but Wales Scotland and Newcastle)

    5. Re:The IWF's competence is unequalled! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The IWF had censored the wiki entry for the Scorpians album Virgin Killer recently but that has been overturned.

      The details have been added to the Wiki entry they tried to ban

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_killer

      "In December 2008, the image again gave rise to controversy, when the British Internet Watch Foundation placed certain pages from the encyclopedia Wikipedia on its internet blacklist, since it considered the image to be "potentially illegal" under current UK law.[3] This resulted in much of the UK being prevented from editing Wikipedia, and significant public debate of the decision. The decision was reversed by the IWF after four days of blocking.[4]"

    6. Re:The IWF's competence is unequalled! by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      Yes, my phone was melting for two days when it happened ...

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    7. Re:The IWF's competence is unequalled! by BeerCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why is this rated funny? Surely it must be the result of several mis-clicks while aiming for "informative"...

      Because sometimes humour is the best mechanism for pointing out the truth?

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  10. Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by Manip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is nothing in principle wrong with "movie style ratings" for sites. The question is two fold:
    - How will it be enforced?
    - Who will [pay] to enforce it?

    If the answer to the first question is "software that users put onto their systems" then I am fine with that. Parents should have the power to control what their own kids view. We're always talking about parents taking parental responsibility so let's give them TOOLS to do so.

    The second question is who will enforce these movie style ratings? Now that is really the hard part as you have 90% of the internet outside of the control of the US and UK governments unless they wish to put up some kind of firewall (bad plan).

    I think everyone should get together, Governments, ISPs, and internet standards bodies and come up with a cheap, and simple way to mark all sites.

    Then the UK and US should mandate it within their own borders and put international pressure on other countries to do the same.

    That way we will give parents control, make the parental software really work, and give governments less ammo to firewall the Internet for us adults.

    1. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by FreeFull · · Score: 1

      Who says that the censorship will be used exclusively for that? Also, good luck installing that software on a linux machine when you don't have the password.

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    2. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by tepples · · Score: 1

      That way we will give parents control, make the parental software really work

      Also, good luck installing that software on a linux machine when you don't have the password.

      The parents will either get the password or confiscate the computer.

    3. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      There is nothing in principle wrong with "movie style ratings" for sites. The question is two fold:
      - How will it be enforced?
      - Who will [pay] to enforce it?

      And how will it be kept updated? This is far from trivial, with movies/music/games and whatnot you can submit the final product for review and that's forever the rating. Every time you update your blog it could potentially change its rating if you take up topics or display graphics that aren't suitable for the age group. Even if I wasn't taking up any particularly sensitive topic I'd have to enter some kind of agreement not to replace it with hardcore pornography in the future, which means 99%+ of all normal sites would never bother to get a formal rating.

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    4. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      I assume you meant when you do not have a password for an account with some level of administrative access.

      The beauty of Linux (and most other operating systems) is that if I have write and exec access to my home directory, I can install and run anything that will fit so long as it does not need to access devices to which I do not have access to.

      Many Windows programs require write access all over the place just to function.

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    5. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by russotto · · Score: 1

      The parents will either get the password or confiscate the computer.

      That's why I always advise teens with Linux to set up a layered approach, with a false administrative user/password leading only to a virtual machine; the machine should contain a copy of the teen's real documents, not including anything it's vital the parents not see.

    6. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't have to install any software. Browsers could build it in. You select "PG or lower" rated sites and the browser doesn't let you go to anything else.

      Sounds good...but probably not workable.

    7. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once the websites start to be rated, it would be pretty easy for the companies making web browsers putting some sort of 'parental control' option on the browser, where you just go into a menu and select what kind of content or ratings you do or don't want the person using the browser to access. In this way, the 'censorship' will be entirely voluntary and entirely parents' responsibility.

      As far as the ratings, I'm not entirely sure, but I think there are two feasible options: Either just let the internet community in general rate the websites (hey, it worked for Wikipedia) and figure that the vast majority of reasonable people will more than make up for the few unreasonable ones, or else just put out a statement that rating websites is the owners' responsibility, and unrated websites will be put in the most highly restricted category, along with porn and such.

      Although, I hope the 'content that should not be viewed' restrictions stay pretty much the way they are: No kiddie porn, no snuff videos, etc.

    8. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by Saishu_Heiki · · Score: 1

      The problem with the "parental resposibility" model that you mention is that it is parenting by proxy. Instead of teaching the children what is acceptable and why the rest is not, most parents take the easy route and simply block the "unacceptable" material.

      My parents objected to MTV, so I was forbidden to watch it. Even if the technology had been available, they would not have removed the channel from the lineup because that teaches nothing. Too many parents want to have the onus put on schools, the community, or technology, and then bitch when the precious little ones end up as ill-behaved monsters with no concept of self-restraint.

    9. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by ratbert6 · · Score: 1

      Horrible idea. The tools parents need already exist. I don't need anybody rating websites for me or my family and I certainly don't want to pay for this service for those who think they do need it. I have a better solution for them, take away their internet as they are obviously too stupid to safely deal with it on their own.

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    10. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, HTML already includes a rating meta element which lets you choose whether to rate it safe for kids or not. (not that anyone uses it as it isn't required - as aren't most meta tags) I would be astonished if none of the numerous child protection softwares on the market let you choose to allow only sites rated safe for kids. If this idea was to only require all websites to add such a tag it wouldn't be that bad. International sites would add that too to get that extra traffic from UK and porn sites would not add it because they don't want to risk getting filters from Google.

      And there are a lot of browser plugins too. MyWot (My Web Of Trust) is one that I use (because it helps staying away from scams too). It let's the community rate website's child friendliness (among other things) and it can be set to warn you when you are about to enter a bad site. Some advanced version of that to all browsers and preventing such entering without parental password sounds like a really simple thing to code.

      But do we really think that the proposal would end that way? Not a chance.

    11. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      heres a page with a couple of parental controls easy to find and free

      http://support.mozilla.com/en-US/kb/Parental+controls

    12. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      This has been built into Internet Explorer for, what, about 15 years now?

      Nobody uses it because it doesn't solve any problems.

    13. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by AceofSpades19 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if it worked like that, I don't think anyone would have any problem with it, but in the real world the politicians will some how screw it up and it will be completely wrong and hence why we have to stop them from going anywhere near this subject

    14. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're advising teen's to circumvent probably the only legitimate scenario for censorship and surveillance? Sure parents might be dumb about things, but the fact that the people you're trying to prevent are the ones responsible enough to care and look at what their teen does on the 'net is surprising. Is there a particularly good reason why someone who is not an adult of legal responsibility and still a dependent should have a right to privacy from parents who can actually be bothered to look in on them?

      Posting AC because I never bothered to make an account.

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    15. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Many avenues for filtering your childrens' internet usage have existed for a long time. You can control what comes into your own house very easily. If there was an absolute lack of such software maybe I'd see the value in "governments, ISPs, and internet standards bodies" coming together to rate websites, but do you think your government will do that much better of a job than the private companies do? Or that you could do yourself?

      If we're talking about health care, or roads, or some other huge concern that affects everyone on direct and indirect levels, then sure. But the internet is a world of ends, and rather than trying to force someone to stay in the middle and regulate, why not just exercise more control over your end? You could set up a separate proxy filter, or a software package, or a browser plugin, or a software or hardware firewall with web filtering.

      I realize that not everybody can do or wants do to these things. This is why we have specialization of labor. If such a service is of value to you, and you're unwilling to learn, you can pay someone to do it.

      Then the UK and US should mandate it within their own borders and put international pressure on other countries to do the same.

      This reads the same to me as, "the government should set up public showers so that everyone that wants one can take one". It's much easier for people to just have bathrooms in their houses, no?* And if you don't want to do the plumbing, you can hire any plumber.

      * Not talking about the homeless here, and providing funding for shelters is something that's absolutely necessary.

    16. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, if parents want to censor the internet, it is their deal, and they can pay a company to do it for them. It is not the governments job.

    17. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that I encourage the use of ratings for internet sites (even if everyone agreed upon proper standards and created an accurate, self-assigned rating for every page -- this is harder than you'd think, btw -- who says who gets to control who can view what content?), but I think this plan fails to account for the ability of kids to find and click on links to foreign porn -- and how quickly links to untagged sites or sites with forged rating tags could be disseminated. (You'd be surprised at how quickly kids can get around the average school library filter.)

      Other than that, see Kjella's comment about how ratings will be kept updated, particularly since the most popular sites nowadays are ones where users can submit their own content.

    18. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      You do realize that most of us don't run pkgscr and/or handcompile from source? (though we should)?

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    19. Re:Censorship = Bad; This = Good, maybe? by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      I rarely compile (other people's code) from source. But I have done so to get software on machines that I did not have administrative access to.

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  11. 2009 will not be the year of the Linux Desktop ... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    . . . but the year of Internet Censorship!

    To all you former UK citizens, I would like to say a hearty, "Welcome to Vietnam!"

    Try the Pho.

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  12. Before all the Americans get up in arms... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Run it through the English->American translator. Yes, they said the word "censorship". However, you will find that you do indeed have censorship the other side of the pond too. You just have a taboo against calling it censorship. Is kiddy porn illegal? Yes? That's censorship. The only difference here is that people in the UK actually call it censorship instead of tiptoeing around it to double-think ourselves into maintaining the belief that the First Amendment is absolute. Nowhere is free from censorship. Every nation on earth has agreed that it is a good thing in specific circumstances. Even Sealand, the data-haven that was against censorship, had two laws. Both censorship. No spam, no kiddy porn.

    So please, let's everybody get past the word "censorship", and move on to the actual proposals, shall we?

    The rating system. That can be implemented in a benign manner. We already have technological solutions such as PICS that allow websites to self-rate. The family-friendly services from ISPs? Just disallow unrated content and let the parents set the permitted PICS content labels or analogue. Takedown notices within a timeframe? That's a tricky one. Obviously it can be accomplished for the cases where something is obviously against the sites terms of service, however in some cases, especially in cases of dishonest complaints, it can require effort to establish if something should be there or not, and mandatory takedown notices are going to push providers into just taking everything down upon a complain to be sure.

    Virtually everything in the article can be implemented in a benign way. The important thing is not to rage against the machine, but to ensure the government actually goes about this in the right way, instead of being dumb and just trying to get the BBFC to classify things.

  13. Campaign Against Free Speech by Migraineman · · Score: 1
    I thought the quote "There is content that should just not be available to be viewed." would have been something taken out of context just to be inflammatory. Nope -

    "There is content that should just not be available to be viewed. That is my view. Absolutely categorical. This is not a campaign against free speech, far from it; it is simply there is a wider public interest at stake when it involves harm to other people. We have got to get better at defining where the public interest lies and being clear about it."

    Content ain't "content" unless you're able to view it. This guy's attitude makes me cringe. You can't have freedom of speech unless you're willing to stand up and support your most vocal opponent's right to say the most offensive things. No one on the planet should tolerate groupthink attitudes like those of Culture Secretary Andy Burnham. Care to engage in a lively debate with him about the subject? Well, not without the necessary oversight, because, well, your statements might be harmful to Mr. Burnham's reputation or to the Office of the Collective Culture Ministry, and we can't have that, now can we?

    Do you remember the TV commercials where they desperately plead with you that "This isn't your father's Oldsmobile."? Why would they do that? Because it *is* your father's Oldsmobile, and they know it.

    This is not a campaign against free speech ...

    Oh yes it is.

    1. Re:Campaign Against Free Speech by ZombieWomble · · Score: 1

      You can't have freedom of speech unless you're willing to stand up and support your most vocal opponent's right to say the most offensive things.

      Free speech is all well and good, but what about things like hate speech, child pornography, videos of youths knifing other youths and so forth? Yes, it may be the stereotypical and usually worthless "Think of the children!" cry, but it makes it extremely difficult to effectively argue against it in a public space, claims of Free Speech or no. As a result this sort of ridiculous law can be seriously contemplated, because anyone trying to stand up against it is faced with vague tutting and the veiled implication that you approve of such things.

      Of course, the real issue is that censorship doesn't actually address any of these issues, but it gives a nice big headline which the government can point to as showing how they're looking out for us.

      You know, whether we want them to or not.

    2. Re:Campaign Against Free Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good points however they can't win the debate unless they can control it.

      hate speech, child pornography, videos of youths knifing other youths and so forth?

      Aside from the child porn, I don't have an issue with this stuff. The bible is full of hate speech, why don't they ban that? Could it be that censorship is a bubbling cauldron of bullshit? Surely it's possible to advocate malicious acts without resorting to hate speech? Consider...

      Andy Burnham is such a lovely man, every UK citizen should send him as many belated Christmas cards as they can spare. In these difficult economic times, don't worry about postage. It's the thought that counts.

      See also the speeches our politicians made about invading Iraq or the way that Burnham himself disguises his outright hatred and contempt for freedom of speech / expression (and by extension, the public who have a legal right to it) by playing the child safety card.

    3. Re:Campaign Against Free Speech by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      We already have laws against hate speech, kiddie porn, etc. Choking off one distribution conduit only makes it move to another. Sometimes I wonder if the politicians intentionally enact symptomatic-relief measures to guarantee that the problem persists. After all, you can't have a Drug Czar if there's no illicit drug trade for him to lord over. Symbiosis in it's worst form.

      I'll take care of parenting my kids without the assistance of the government. The world has changed since I was a kid, so my monkeys are being indoctrinated and trained earlier than I'd like, but not doing so leaves them exposed to the ugliness of this world.

    4. Re:Campaign Against Free Speech by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      hate speech, child pornography, videos of youths knifing other youths and so forth?

      Aside from the child porn, I don't have an issue with this stuff.

      WTF - videos of underage sex are worse than videos of murder? Does that mean, by extension, that underage sex itself is worse than murder? Talk about bass-ackwards...

      One must assume that the big anti-kiddie-pr0n folks must themselves be raging paedos. Nothing else (that I can think of) explains why they would consider an act that causes no physical harm to be worse than murder.

    5. Re:Campaign Against Free Speech by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      This guy's attitude makes me cringe. You can't have freedom of speech unless you're willing to stand up and support your most vocal opponent's right to say the most offensive things.

      Correct, and that's why he says he's not against free speech, because he's not proposing to restrict his opponents' rights to say the most offensive things.

      He is proposing to restrict things like beheading videos. Do you support terrorists' "rights" to kidnap people and post videos online of their brutal murders? Yes? Then you are a sick person. No? Then you support censorship.

      Britain is not hostile to free speech. We had the president of Iran, the closest thing we have to a hostile country, on our national TV on Christmas Day delivering a counterpoint to the speech from our own monarch. He hates everything our country stands for, and we are willing to give him a platform to stand up and tell us about his views!

      What we object to, and what these proposals are about, is people posting graphic depictions of acts in which they are physically hurting or even killing real people. Rape and murder are not protected speech.

    6. Re:Campaign Against Free Speech by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Is video of the execution of Nicolas Coucesceau (sp?) worse than videos of underage sex?

      I'm not sure it's possible to reconcile a fundamental belief in the sanctity of human life with that footage and not consider it murder.

      Would you suggest it should be banned from being shown on the Internet?

      Before you answer, consider this: It was broadcast on public fucking television across fucking Europe.

      See also: Footage of the aftermath of a bus bombing in Israel. Post your email address, I'll send you the video. Where did I get it? An Israeli Government site; they posted it because they want people to understand what they did with.

      There are grey areas all over the fucking place. Including photography of naked young children. Including violent death. Shit, why does Burnett get to deem these beheadings 'murder' and not 'rightful execution'? Why should they be illegal? Why shouldn't we be able to see the things being done elsewhere?

      Is sexual abuse (forced or otherwise) acceptable? No, and it doesn't matter what age the victim is.
      Is murder correct? No; but who says it's murder.

      Stop imposing your own fucking morals on us.

    7. Re:Campaign Against Free Speech by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Footage of someone enjoying a rape scene because they get off on that particular fantasy is illegal in the UK.

      Nobody was harmed. Rape did not occur. The footage is still illegal anyway.

      This government is a fascist controlling fucking tyrannical organism working actively against the interests of the British people.

      What exactly is murder? What exactly is a graphic depiction of an act in which someone is physically hurting or even killing real people? An Islamic fuckwit beheading someone? A firing squad executing someone? The Singapore government caning someone? The British police beating the shit out of someone that's on the ground, restrained by four policemen?

      I've seen all of these on TV, except the beheading, and I utterly fucking demand the right to view that if I choose. I happen to choose not.

      I already vote against this government, I already write to my MP on such issues, I already fund a campaign group actively working to prevent bad laws being introduced. If necessary I'll take things further because frankly I'm fucked off and I'm rapidly reaching the point where I've got nothing to lose.

    8. Re:Campaign Against Free Speech by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      What we object to, and what these proposals are about, is people posting graphic depictions of acts in which they are physically hurting or even killing real people.

      I'm more concerned with people being physically hurt and killed.

      Rape and murder are not protected speech.

      They're not speech at all.

      You're basically confusing acts, with images of acts. I don't support bank robberies, but should we implement some great new censorship system to block images of bank robberies?

      Even if we don't care about those beheading images, do you seriously think that the rating systems will be purely used for those few images? Supporters of censorship will make claims about the most serious content that may exist, such as beheadings or alleged Nazi content, but the proposed laws are never restricted to those most serious items.

    9. Re:Campaign Against Free Speech by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      He is proposing to restrict things like beheading videos. Do you support terrorists' "rights" to kidnap people and post videos online of their brutal murders? Yes? Then you are a sick person. No? Then you support censorship.

      That is a false dichotomy. Terrorists who kidnap and murder people have no regard for laws in my country about whether or not I can watch the video of it. I don't support changing the law to allow kidnapping and murder. I do claim the right to see those videos if I wish. I don't have any desire to watch them over and over but I do find them informative about the kind of people who oppose us and what is going on in other countries.

      A friend of mine sent me some pictures of jihad that was going on in her country at the time. She was showing me what was happening to her people, it was very distressing for her. The photos she sent were substantially the same as the ones sent out by the terrorists but for a very different reason. Should she be censored? Unequivocally no! Her right to free speech and appeal for help outweigh any consideration about terrorists.

      Banning videos is not a solution to either terrorism or child molestation.

      As a sort of P.S. I'm in Australia. In the middle of the governments plan to introduce internet censorship, a man was arrested and charged with using the internet to access and publish child-abuse material for posting a video of a guy swinging his baby around. The clip was broadcast on TV in the USA. You'll notice I haven't linked to it but I'm sure you can find it. Just not in Australia, if our internet gets censored. We already have laws against murder and child molestation. Censorship doesn't help stop those things, it only helps us pretend it isn't happening.

    10. Re:Campaign Against Free Speech by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      Is video of the execution of Nicolas Coucesceau (sp?) worse than videos of underage sex?

      Who has a good answer to that? Personally I'd say neither of them are all that bad -- by seeing how the world really works, people learn a great deal.

      Those who wish to censor speech (construed broadly to include writing, video, music, art, etc) most often are those whose ideas will not stand up to public scrutiny and open debate.

      Stop imposing your own fucking morals on us.

      You're yelling at the wrong side.

  14. Soceity has survived by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sick of politicians limiting freedom to "protect" us. There is no need to have some mandatory rating of websites, movies, or music. It's all just political BS. Society gets along just fine without these ratings. The whole "protect the children" thing is a sham.

  15. UK culture secretary Andy Burnham by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1

    We have a Minister for Culture? WTF?

    More snouts in the bloody trough. Bah.

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    1. Re:UK culture secretary Andy Burnham by The+Lawnmower · · Score: 1

      In Australia we have a minister for every little thing.
      It's ridiculous.

    2. Re:UK culture secretary Andy Burnham by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      If Australia has a culture minister, that would be a very little thing indeed.

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    3. Re:UK culture secretary Andy Burnham by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      In New Zealand we had a Minister for Lord Of The Rings IIRC :-) and predating that (thanks to Mike Moore) an official Wizard!

    4. Re:UK culture secretary Andy Burnham by WillKemp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If Australia has a culture minister, that would be a very little thing indeed.

      Har har.

      Don't tell me, you're British? From the land of intelligence and sophistication. The Sun, the Star, the News of the World, Eastenders, mass drunkenness, pissed punch-ups in every town every Friday and Saturday night, racism, narrow-minded bigotry, intolerance, ignorance, greed, stupidity, piss-poor education, corruption and appallingly bad management at every level of business and government... The list goes on and on and on.

      Truly a culture to be proud of - and a sound basis from which to sneer at other cultures. And you clearly don't know as much about Australia as you think you do.

    5. Re:UK culture secretary Andy Burnham by WillKemp · · Score: 1

      What do you mean *a* minister? There's nine governments for 20 million people - there's more ministers than you can point a stick at!

  16. Peer Pressure by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mr. Burnham wants to extend his proposals across the pond and seeks meetings with the Obama administration.

    Same with Osama bin Laden, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and other notable world leaders. Let's hope peer pressure doesn't sway anybody to think that censorship is a good idea.

    1. Re:Peer Pressure by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. Anyone who manages to get into power already thinks censorship is a good idea, regardless of what their peers think.

  17. Age ratings never worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was younger (late 90s), "South Park" was in its biggest craze, despite the fact that the Videos were rated "15" they were almost universally watched by younger children.

    Also thanks to "pirates", any kid smart enough to use "piracy software" can download films without "verifying" their "age".

    Age is just a number, I am now an "adult" according to the "law", and I can fucking do anything and you can't stop me. And I am not afraid of "Jail", you "jailed" me as a "child".

    I spank monkeys at the zoo by the way.

  18. Proxies will be useless in the future by unlametheweak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Proxies are only useful if the government can't control them. Things aren't looking good now that democracies are taking the example of dictatorships and clamping down on the Internet. Having a proxy chain composed of different government regulated servers (and honey pots) isn't security.

  19. Must be stopped by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This notion simply disgusts me and is a dangerous development, which clearly sets dangerous precedents which may be used to supress certain political dissent and create a saudi arabia like totalitarian state where everything from perfectly harmless pornography of consenting adults for consenting adults, to certain kinds of music and political views are illegal. this creeping vicious totalitarian trend is quite disturbing to me and creepy. As a supporter of free speech and liberty, I strongly oppose this idea, and that to protect our freedoms and human rights, this horrible idea which threatens the rights of the people should be totally defeated. It is quite clear that many countries are degenerating into a totalitarian police state where powerful elites may decide what you are allowed to see and hear. People did not fight and die in vain so that we would give up the freedoms we fought for. I am surprised that a country like the UK, which had a near death experience from the Nazis and was nearly invaded, and barely escaped having a totalitarian Nazi regime imposed on it, and fought hard to defend their rights and freedoms, will now willingly give up those rights and freedoms it worked so hard to protect.It seems, the mentality is, they saved their rights and freedoms from the Nazis just in time for them to willingly give themselves up themselves and turn their country into a big brother totalitarian police state of horrific proportions from within. The UK seems to be especially degenerationg into a police state very quickly, with more cameras per capita in London than any other city in a western country, and with police state tactics including mass surveillance and ID cars (nazi phrase: your papers please!).

    I strongly hope that the citizens of the UK do not tolerate this gross abuse of power and erosion of their rights and liberties. Government should not be in a position to determine what people are allowed and not allowed to look at, and what they are allowed to say and publish and not allowed to say and publish. Government is clearly treating people like children, by creating a nanny state, a big brother state, which endangers the well being and safety of all people. Privacy is an essential part of freedom, and so is free speech and both are being totally violated by the UK government, through net surveillance and now censorship. The surveillance is an enabling factor which further allows establishment of a police state tyrannical order and destroys basic privacy expections at the cornerstone of any free society. This power can very easily be abused by governments seeking to create dossiers of views and opinions of its people,. this is the first step that allows them to be singled out and attacked by a government. And even if i am just e-mailing my grocery list, its not really any of the governments godd*#% business if I prefer to drink 2% lowfat organic milk. Just the concept of government of prying into our daily lives and personal communications and preferences, should outrage us and should be completely intolerable to us.

    The censorship aspect should be completely defeated. The only thing which even remotely one could say it might be justified to censor is child pornography, but I am concerned that even that system could be abused, it would be too easy to add websites which might be politically unpopular by some to such a filter, "accidentilly", such as socialist or communist websites or ones critical of the prime minister or the queen. So for that reason i am opposed to the idea of any filter at all since it is a far greater danger to our freedom and is not warranted. Child pornography should be combatted by going after producers of it.

    As far as a self ratings system which would encourage websites to self label themselves with a PICS label in the HTML code, for instance for violence and such,and thus allowing the consumer to choose whether or not to allow such content, this might be acceptable, as long as the consumer is control and will decide if any filtering will be applied. I do support putting the consumer in control and being able to opt-in by installing a filter on their computer. I am against any forced filtering which would be in direct violation of basic human and civil liberties.

    1. Re:Must be stopped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      --The only thing which even remotely one could say it might be justified to censor is child pornography

      Given that child porn can be photoshopped, not even this.

    2. Re:Must be stopped by tsa · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you, even on the point of child pornography. Filtering child pornography does not stop it from being made. People who need child pornography will get their share in other ways if it's filtered on the 'net or anywhere else.

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    3. Re:Must be stopped by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      The problem is this seems to be completely backwards.

      What is needed is a way of identifying kid friendly sites, say something like robots.txt but for child friendly sites and a simple extension for the web browser to use it.

      when active this would block at the pc level any sites without the child cert. A parental password would turn it on or off.

      Thus parents can have a safer internet for the kids and everyone else can have access to the rest.

      Simple free and keeps our internet the way we like it.

      The key thing its an opt in for kid friendly sites and doesn't require a major change in the way that the rest of us do things.

      more than likely there would be a need for some flexibility for parents a site which is supposedly child friendly should be reportable. Allowing an optional greater degree of control for parents. Some creationists might get upset about their children being exposed to evolution for example.

      The majority of the internet would probably become off limits to kids , slashdot would but then its not for kids.

      Anyone fancy coding something up?

      probably the easiest thing would be to add a age.txt to each site that wanted children to be able to access its pages. and a browser extension to check for its presence.

      or perhaps an alternative would be a kidsafe button similar to w3c certs on pages click on it if the page isn't kidsafe and the site can be added to a blacklist any parent could download.
      That might be better since that would give page by page access
        with that kind of control slashdots frontpage could be kidsafe but the individual stories not thus saving tender eyes from goatcx and worse.

      I don't expect that the governments of this world will let this one go but it might buy a few more years.

      The real question for webmasters is do you want kids on your site?

      age.txt could be a simple number 18 16 12 3 1 even. All the extension would do is check age allowed by the parent is less than or equal to the age given in age.txt

      It probably wouldn't be too difficult for google to read it to filter results for kids.

      With something like this in place its no longer the websites that are an issue but parents who ignore the age guidance.

    4. Re:Must be stopped by TypoNAM · · Score: 1

      There already has existed such a feature in Internet Explorer since at least 4.0 which uses W3C's PICS Labels. There has been the Internet Content Rating Association that has been around for a long time promoting that webmasters use PICS Labels to rate their own site and it is completely up to them on how to rate their own sites, of which has its pros and cons (such as webmasters intentionally misrating their site to be assholes).

      I just checked firefox 3.0.5 and it doesn't even support PICS Labels, so anybody knows about the other web browsers? I personally have the web content rating disabled in IE because I don't want it, but I could parents might have a use for it, but it is a bit of a mistrust though if webmasters don't correctly rate their site as mentioned above as an example of a con to this concept. in IE at least if a web content rating is enabled and a website does not have a PICS Label then parents can simply deny their child access to the site or it can give a warning.

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    5. Re:Must be stopped by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      firefox has these
      http://support.mozilla.com/en-US/kb/Parental+controls

      I must admit i have never heard of pics labels considering its been around since 1996 and seems browser dependent it doesn't seem to be very successful.

      The problem is that trying to create a list of the bad stuff doesn't work. Take a recent story in the news about the guy who dressed up in a santa suit and started of by shooting an 8 year old in the face. should your child be exposed to stories like this?
        so really you need to be positively identifying child friendly sites because its a lot easier for a webmaster to decide if he really wants kids on his site or not. Thats why I see an opt-in system being a lot easier to implement than a lets force everyone to declare their site to be adult or not. Slashdot is mostly kid friendly till you go through some of the comments for example so perhaps the front page is kid safe but user comments are not. A site based ages.txt can apply for some sites others it may depend on the pages a meta age=18 on a page or Age=8 could be used to give the browser an opportunity to not display a page based on its content.

      I guess what needs doing is an rfc proposal

      If Kids are your target audience then you should be prepared to jump through a few hoops so that kids can view your pages and you should be prepared to police your pages where users can add content to your site. My site www.phelansguesthouse.com isn't controversial in any way, but I don't really want kids clicking on my google ads
      for example. That just costs me money since they cant book rooms or restaurants.

      So put the kids in a walled garden and let the parents blacklist sites that abuse the tags that would allow kids access. Obviously some oversight would be needed, It'd make no sense for say toys r us to be blacklisted just because some parents don't like it although a hosts list could block it on a particular families pc's
        Really there is no way to make all sites comply with any system unless it has positive value for them.

      I guess what is needed is a rfc proposal being put to the IEFC but how to submit it to them I don't know.

    6. Re:Must be stopped by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1

      This notion simply disgusts me and is a dangerous development, which clearly sets dangerous precedents which may be used to supress certain political dissent and create a saudi arabia like totalitarian state where everything from perfectly harmless pornography of consenting adults for consenting adults, to certain kinds of music and political views are illegal. this creeping vicious totalitarian trend is quite disturbing to me and creepy. As a supporter of free speech and liberty, I strongly oppose this idea, and that to protect our freedoms and human rights, this horrible idea which threatens the rights of the people should be totally defeated. It is quite clear that many countries are degenerating into a totalitarian police state where powerful elites may decide what you are allowed to see and hear. People did not fight and die in vain so that we would give up the freedoms we fought for.

      Sadly, their deaths were in vain. The common people will never stand up against this; they'll be too busy watching reality TV to bother.
      I know this quote has been beaten to death, but it still fits so well:
      If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

  20. He doesn't seem big on human rights. by EnglishTim · · Score: 4, Informative

    I don't like the man. he was previously in charge of identity card legislation and was also a big supporter of the right of the state to detain 'terrorist suspects' for 42 days without any evidence of wrongdoing whatsoever.

    1. Re:He doesn't seem big on human rights. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Fear not, as the UK Govt is losing credibility all by itself already. We had one comedian saying this week that Gordon Brown trying to fix the economy was the equivalent of sending Bomber Harris to offer to repair some windows in Dresden. Time will come when we get an elected PM again...

    2. Re:He doesn't seem big on human rights. by BeerCat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not only is he an advocate of "42 days", he is also a total despotic hypocrite. from the Telegraph article:
      (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/telegraph-view/3965513/Labour-doesnt-understand-the-internet.html)

      Mr Burnham says that his own children are closely supervised when they use the computer. No impractical rating system is necessary in his household. It is as a parent, therefore, rather than as a politician that he is pointing the way forward.

      So, it is as "a parent", that he demands something that is "impractical" and unnecessary (in his household)? Nope, it is exactly like a dead-beat politician that he is acting.

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    3. Re:He doesn't seem big on human rights. by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      he [...] was also a big supporter of the right of the state to detain 'terrorist suspects' for 42 days without any evidence of wrongdoing whatsoever.

      Oh, please. I'm right behind you on identity cards -- a stupid waste of our money that will provide no security to anyone at all -- but the 42-days thing was far less cut and dried. It was not "without any evidence of wrongdoing whatsoever"; it was "when the police had a lot of evidence of wrongdoing, but were not yet prepared to lay formal charges". That's a very different thing. You may still oppose it -- a lot of people did -- but please do so on an informed basis.

    4. Re:He doesn't seem big on human rights. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      On a very informed basis, please understand that if this Government ever locks me up for 42 days without charge, people are going to die.

      Dead.

      Yes, I accept that means the end of my freedom. It'll be fucking worth it.

    5. Re:He doesn't seem big on human rights. by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      Actually I believe it wasn't "when the police had a lot of evidence of wrongdoing, but were not yet prepared to lay formal charges", but rather when they had "insufficient evidence to charge" the suspect. There's a big difference.

  21. How about opt in? by myxiplx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While like everybody else here I'm absolutely opposed to anybody censoring my internet connection, I wonder if the politicians have ever thought that this could maybe be a public service that people could opt in to?

    A decent content rating system that's made available by any ISP to customers who want to use it, with an independent body doing the ratings could be very useful to people who actually do want their content filtered. I can see it being useful to parents, some old folk would certainly use it, as would a few religious types.

    Done as an opt in system (maybe even opt out at a push) it could achieve pretty much the same results, without antagonising all of us who feel we're old enough and mature enough to decide what we want to see.

    1. Re:How about opt in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting idea but opt-in would be used to further the censorship agenda. An opt-in with a fuck-off options would let us establish from the outset that the only people willingly subjecting themselves to a censorship regime are cranks and morons.

    2. Re:How about opt in? by IL-CSIXTY4 · · Score: 1

      A platform for this has existed almost as long as the web itself. PICS is a W3C standard for labeling content. There is a working draft out for an RDF-based version of PICS called POWDER.

      PICS ratings are assigned by the IRCA, now part of The Family Online Safety Institute.

      The problems with PICS adoption were predictable. First, like with the V-Chip, few parents enabled content filtering on their browsers, or even knew that feature was available. Second, the honest content providers, the ones who got their sites labeled for language, violence, or adult situations, got screwed because of all the sites out there who didn't opt into the system, and which could be viewed by everyone.

    3. Re:How about opt in? by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      While like everybody else here I'm absolutely opposed to anybody censoring my internet connection, I wonder if the politicians have ever thought that this could maybe be a public service that people could opt in to?

      Your wish is my command.

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    4. Re:How about opt in? by myxiplx · · Score: 1

      Not really what I'm thinking of, aren't they the guys who blocked wikipedia a short while ago, for a whole load of people who never opted in to anything.

      What I'm getting at is a full content rating / blocking system, available on an opt-in basis at the ISP level, so parents or users could call up and block all 18+ content, 15+ content, etc... By implementing it at the ISP level you're providing a useful service to parents of teenagers since 90% of the time those kids are going to know the workarounds for pretty much anything installed on the local computer.

      And it would be really easy to inform people about it. You would first of all have a leaflet that ISP's could provide with their sign up packs, and for parents you could very easily have this information handed out by schools.

    5. Re:How about opt in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Done as an opt in system (maybe even opt out at a push) it could achieve pretty much the same results, without antagonising all of us who feel we're old enough and mature enough to decide what we want to see.

      No, DON'T make it an opt-out system - it's noone's business that I don't want to be bothered by filters, not my ISP's and especially not the government's.

      How about a little anecdote? About ten years or so ago, I was a customer of a local ISP. They ran an nntp server, of course, as was common back then, and I once emailed their tech support about adding a specific alt.sex newsgroup I was interest in to their feed - it wasn't in there yet, but I was sure they'd be able to get it from their upstream.

      The next day, I got a response, telling me that yes, they could get that group and would add it to their server, but that they would monitor it to make sure it wouldn't contain child porn.

      Which there is BASICALLY nothing wrong with, but can you imagine how this insinuation that I was a paedophile made me feel? There was no child porn in it, of course, but I wonder what kind of trouble I would've gotten into otherwise for requesting the group. And being told that your ISP will, in essence, monitor what you're doing and what you're talking about online, especially if it's a sensitive subject such as sexuality... well, that's a real big brother moment.

      So can you imagine what it would be like if you had to file an application to be exempt from filtering? Would you be 100% sure that it wouldn't raise any red flags anywhere, that nobody would take a look - even automatedly - at what websites you're looking at that aren't rated? That nobody would look into your browsing habits?

      Who, exactly, would have access to the information that you opted out, anyway? Your ISP? All of your ISP? The government? The police? Could this information be used or held against you in the future? Would it be saved somewhere, in a database - legally or illegally? Are you sure it wouldn't? Why?

      Really, opting out of such things is SUCH a can of worms.

    6. Re:How about opt in? by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      You'd still need to rate every page a browser would want to load up (including dynamically generated pages) otherwise the ratings/filtering "service" would have to presumptively block it because it didn't carry a rating.

      And what's the difference between "give me a list of the perverts who failed to opt in" and "give me a list of the perverts who opted out"? How can you guarantee that such a list wouldn't end up being a marketing list for purveyors of fine pornographic products? Or a shopping list for law enforcement?

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  22. So how would the courts define a "site"? by jc42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is something I've wondered whenever this topic comes up. Suppose I have a home server, and I've helped several friends build their own web sites on it. One friend has registered JoesKiddieSite.org and the name points to my IP address. Another friend has registered SuziesPornSite.com and that name also points to my IP address Yet another friend just uses my example.com domain, and I've set up SamsPetPics.example.com and SamsNudeMidgets.example.com domain names for him.

    Are there one, three or four "sites" on my machine? Would a rating system give them all the same rating (presumably X), because they all have the same IP address and are thus the same "site"? Or would it give each of them a different rating, because they all have different domain names and are independent "sites"? Or would all pages owned by the same owner would be a single site, even if Sam keeps his two "virtual sites" strictly independent?

    So far, I've never heard a coherent answer to such questions.

    I have a curious case on my real machine, and on a remote account where all my stuff is mirrored in a guest account. Over 10 years ago, I got tired of the claim that if you put something online, any child can find it. So I put a naughty picture on my web site, an "artsy" picture of a naked woman, and challenged visitors to find it. So far, according to the server log and "ls -lu", nobody but me has ever accessed the photo. It's hidden by the most trivial method I know: the directory has an index.html file and there are no links to the image. So you can only find it if you type the bizarre random-looking name that I gave it. The question is: Because I state openly that the image exists, would my site get an X rating? Would a court subpoena the image's URL, and would I have to tell the judge how to find the picture?

    It's pretty easy to come up with absurdities about such site ratings. As long as it's only search sites that are doing the rating, it doesn't much matter if they are occasionally nonsensical. But if written into law without dealing sensibly with questions like the above, it seems fairly clear that a legal rating system for web sites would be simply wrong much of the time. It might give JoesKiddieSite the same rating as SuziesPornSite the same rating due to a common address, or might give Sam's two "sites" the same rating due to a common owner.

    Or perhaps someone has worked out a scheme to reasonably define "site" for legal purposes in a way that solves such problems. Anyone have a link to such a scheme?

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    1. Re:So how would the courts define a "site"? by jombeewoof · · Score: 1

      I know I'm trying to introduce logic into a system that clearly was not designed to handle it, but how is this for a simple solution to your question.

      Any collection of web pages that is designed to be viewed as a single object.
      With your examples, every single one of the "sites" would be their own entity.

      To put another example out there, my brother has a web page that is mostly hosted by a provider. There are certain things that provider will not host, and those portions are on my server at home. This makes, blog.jombee.com, chat.jombee.com and www.jombee.com all one single entity because they are designed to work with each other, the subdomains are there to physically separate a single logical entity onto multiple servers.

      If the site is designed to be viewed as a whole object, even if there are drastically different elements in each of it's pages then it would be a single entity. If there are several different sites on a single machine, those would have to be treated as different entities.

      It would be similar to a brick and mortar building where one half was a bar, but the other half is a day care center. Same physical location, but drastically different content.
      But then, I'm not a politician so there has to be something significantly wrong with this. It almost makes too much sense.
      Yea, they'll never go for it.

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    2. Re:So how would the courts define a "site"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Logically, one would think they'd have to define a site by the means of access. In other words, if one domain gets you one site and another gets you another site, it doesn't really matter that they're served from the same IP address. Of course, they have to see what comes up when they visit the IP address as well. And then one wonders about ports besides 80/443 serving HTTP... or indeed, about the ones that don't as well.

      I don't know about the UK, but in the US the answer to your question about whether we should collectively freak out about normally-inaccessible content on a website seems well answered by the Hot Coffee incident (GTA: San Andreas). Hopefully Obama is more level-headed in his approach to these silly concerns about videogame content -- there seemed to be no such qualms about discussing suspicious dress stains on the evening news less than a decade ago, and I wasn't yet 18 when I was reading the Starr report out of the family newspaper, so let's cut the shit about pretending this censorship is about worrying about what the little tykes see.

    3. Re:So how would the courts define a "site"? by damburger · · Score: 1

      If as I suspect he is thinking of a whitelist scheme, almost certainly any ip address with a whiff of anything outside the narrow definition of acceptable material would not be permitted. Seeing as any website that matters to the government (i.e. is a giant corporate wallet-emptying machine) wouldn't be affected by this they won't spend extra money to clear servers containing material of variable age suitability.

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    4. Re:So how would the courts define a "site"? by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      i've suggested this on another comment but an age.txt similar to robots.txt would solve your problem.

      Any site which you host which is kidsafe has an age.txt in its web root folder, it simply states the recommended minimum age eg 12 or 18 or what ever. The browser respects the parental settings set per pc (a simple extension would do it). if there is no age.txt then it assumes its adult content. that way you can host your pornsites on the same server as your flash game sites and the only kids that get to see your porn sites have bad parents.

      it's simple easy and cheap

    5. Re:So how would the courts define a "site"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zoning laws?

      Here, at the buckle of the bible-belt, it is against the law to build a bar withing 1000' (305m) of a day-care center, church, school, etc. If you try going through legal channels, your building permit will be denied. If you ignore the law, you'll likely end up under the prison, severely beaten with a large book.

      We will likely end up needing licensing to have or host web content. Building permits would be applied to hosting content and operating a server, while business licenses would be needed to create content. The licensing will be brought to us by the same idiots that brought us the 'public airwaves' concept. Since it's publicly accessible, the gov't is the only entity that can regulate it. So if you want to use the public inter-tubes, you will first need to kiss some official a55. We need to force this point. Newspapers are delivered over public roads and are exempt from practillay everything, the 'net must be treated the same way.

    6. Re:So how would the courts define a "site"? by jombeewoof · · Score: 1

      ...Here, at the buckle of the bible-belt, it is against the law to build a bar withing 1000' (305m) of a day-care center, church, school, etc.

      Hmmm, here in Massachusetts my elementary and high school were within a stones throw of several bars, a public park that would serve alcohol during concerts and several other venues which served alcohol.

      Admittedly, the bar in the same building as a day care was a bit of a stretch, but the idea applies a lot better to web sites than it does brick and mortar buildings.

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    7. Re:So how would the courts define a "site"? by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      Because I state openly that the image exists, would my site get an X rating?

      Unfortunately, the answer is "probably yes". When the Gollum acceptance speech (from the MTV Awards) was included as a (hard to find, and not otherwise linked) Easter Egg on the Fellowship of the Ring DVD, IIRC it ws going to be re-rated "R" instead of "PG" because of it.

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    8. Re:So how would the courts define a "site"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a very nice bar in the Nottingham,UK which is church. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Pavement_Chapel [wikipedia.org]

    9. Re:So how would the courts define a "site"? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Well, I understand that, but it does nothing to answer the question of what is the legal definition of a "web site".

      Note that most current web servers allow only one robots.txt file per "site". If you just use the default installation, this means that there's only one robots.txt file per machine - unless you run extra servers on non-80 ports, in which case each one can have its own robots.txt file. However, if you do the "virtual hosting" gimmick, you can have a robots.txt file per virtual host.

      But I'd bet that none of these would agree with any legal definition of "site", which would be defined in legalese rather than in terms that a software person would understand. So it's highly likely that, even if you do virtual hosts, and have a separate age.txt file per virtual host, this would not satisfy the legal definition of a "web site", and you'd be in violation of the laws in ways that you don't understand. Until the court explains them to you during your trial, of course.

      So how might we sync the set of age.txt files with whatever the legal definition of "web site" might be in our jurisdictions? (Or, in countries like the US and Canada, how might we satisfy the various definitions in all the nested jurisdictions that we might be subject to? ;-)

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    10. Re:So how would the courts define a "site"? by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      I've thought a little more on this.
      First Legal definitions only really matter when your mandating something by law not everything needs to be mandated by law especially with so many versions of the law around the world.

      better to avoid useless legislation in the first place.

      What I propose would be voluntary if you want kids on your site then you should be prepared to do a little work to enable parents to filter appropriate content for their child. Anything else cannot work you can't modify every website in the world.

      ages.txt might be a start to build a safer internet for kids without censoring and filtering at national and international levels.
      ages.txt is only a guide to your site content that google's bots could read and use to filter results for children.

      The next obvious step would be to include an age rating for a particular page this would probably be easiest to add as meta data in the header e.g
        or see thats a fine grained level of control for website owners some content may be unsuitable for younger children but ok for older. again absence of this meta tag would be interpreted by the browser as 'adult content'.

      Obviously at this point it only works if the website is playing by the rules and even then it is open to a variation in ratings for similar content.

      It's not a replacement for parental responsibility but it could be a massive aid. probably in conjunction with parental whitelists and blacklists.

      bad categorizing could be flagged to a gray list. which parents could choose to either black or white list or ignore.

      not perfect but better than government interference monitoring and censorship.
           

  23. Andy Burnham is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all there is to say on the issue.

    Although I would be interested in suggestions regarding how to best protect children from the Andy Burnhams of the world.

    1. Re:Andy Burnham is an idiot by damburger · · Score: 1

      I see some potentially promising techniques being developed in Athens at the moment.

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  24. Oh God not more unnecessary legislation by IngeniousCognomen · · Score: 1

    Hooray! More kneejerk legislation by people who quite evidently have far too much time on their hands. If Burnham is worried about what his kids might encounter online, there are such things as net filtering services to take care of this for him, though I suppose it is a little too much to hope for that the witless dingbats infesting the current Labour government could ever be aware of such things.

  25. encrypted internet? by h-xman · · Score: 1

    What happened to that plan to encrypt the entire internet? We need it ASAP! I think TPB came up with that: The Pirate Bay Wants to Encrypt the Entire Internet ... but the project seems to by dying out:-(

  26. A voluntry system is fine by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

    An open standard voluntary system would be fine, where webmasters can add some accepted code into the meta tags of their site so search engines can be trained to recognise and filter it. That way you could have user profiles on PC's as options like the movie ratings. You could then apply that age rating, which would then apply the filters to the search results. I know dansgardian is supposed to be good.

    This solution would be more aimed at keeping inappropriate material away from minors. It also assumes a completely unfiltered output for adults who don't want filtered, which I don't think our esteemed Minister has in mind when he talks of censorship. It would also rely on webmasters knowing about, then deciding to apply the ratings system agreed on. It since it would be self applied. it also relies on webmasters all having a similar view of the guidelines of what is suitable for 13+ etc which I believe is all but impossible. This would bring in all sorts of legal issues. The web is worldwide, so enforcing anything will be difficult and very expensive (if at all possible).

    New Labour are well known for throwing all sorts of red herring policies to the media to distract from some other Government business they need to get through. They tend to pick controversial topics they know will get the attention of the public. It's the Government equivalent of shaking a shiny bauble in front of a pram, while the other hand feels about inside the handbag hanging from it for the purse and any other valuables. These red herrings are never meant to be serious, they exist to distract the media and the public. When the frenzy has built enough they can back down and claim that they've "listened to the people". As has been said though....if the reaction is muted, they may just decide they can get away with actually doing it.

    The best way to filter is for the parents to start getting clued about PC's, and for OS vendors to provide a preset profile mode which includes basic (easily GUI editable) filtering as a starting point. The parents need to set up profiles for their kids which match their age range. This of course relies on a hellavalota things that are not likely to happen, when that's more hassle that screaming at the government to "think of the children!". Besides, learning means "taking responsibility", and we can't have that can we?

    1. Re:A voluntry system is fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An open standard voluntary system would be fine, where webmasters can add some accepted code into the meta tags of their site so search engines can be trained to recognise and filter it. That way you could have user profiles on PC's as options like the movie ratings. You could then apply that age rating, which would then apply the filters to the search results

      Nah, they'd never do that. It has too high a chance of actually working and doing what they said it would.

      It also assumes a completely unfiltered output for adults who don't want filtered, which I don't think our esteemed Minister has in mind when he talks of censorship.

      Of course not. That would be treating people like responsible adults, and we can't have that. People might start ($DEITY forbid) thinking for themselves!

      *removes tongue from cheek*
      Why do I have a horrible feeling that, no matter how I vote, these stupid ****s are still going to carry on regardless.

    2. Re:A voluntry system is fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An open standard voluntary system would be fine, where webmasters can add some accepted code into the meta tags of their site so search engines can be trained to recognise and filter it.

      Try ICRA: http://www.icra.org/systemspecification/

  27. silly duffas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the creepy bit is this line imo

    We have got to get better at defining where the public interest lies and being clear about it.

    does anyone else read this as

    We have got to define where we think the public interest ought to lie and be clear about what content we are going to block

    anyway, the net works round stupidity, so good luck with that.

  28. I approve... by somenickname · · Score: 1

    SAVE THE CHILDREN!

  29. UK's banned lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what everyone is surprised about. The UK already has lists of banned books and movies. About 120 movies currently.

      If they can ban anything, they can ban internet sites.

      Unfortunately for him, the US government can't even ban a book. Nothing's going to come of it here.

    1. Re:UK's banned lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately for him, the US government can't even ban a book.

      Why don't you try publishing a book full of hardcore child porn and then report back your findings to Slashdot? Something tells me that the USA government can, in fact, ban a book. FFS, the USA is the country that invented the concept of an illegal prime number.

    2. Re:UK's banned lists by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for him, the US government can't even ban a book.

      So, you can just walk into a shop and buy a book full of child porn?

      No? Hmm, sounds like the US government can ban books. Oops.

  30. So how long... by macshit · · Score: 1

    ... will it be before the average politician has the slightest clue about how the internet actually works, and is savvy enough to simply laugh off hopelessly stupid ideas like the one presented in this story?

    I don't mean "technically", I just mean at least as good as the average 10 year old.

    Do we really have to wait until the current crop is dead?

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    1. Re:So how long... by Spad · · Score: 1

      Most of the people I know (18-30 age group) don't have the slightest clue about how the internet actually works.

      Don't make the same mistake that everyone else does in assuming that being comfortable using computers and being on the Facebook every waking hour somehow means that you have any idea or any desire to know how it all works.

    2. Re:So how long... by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      ... will it be before the average politician has the slightest clue about how the internet actually works, and is savvy enough to simply laugh off hopelessly stupid ideas like the one presented in this story?

      I don't mean "technically", I just mean at least as good as the average 10 year old.

      Do we really have to wait until the current crop is dead?

      Burnham is 37, which is pretty young for a politician at his level, so we're not talking about some completely clueless old guard. My suspicion is that he knows perfectly well the problems involved in achieving the kind of censorship he proposes. Instead, he's doing it for the spin, which is now a familar Labour tactic.

      It goes like this:

      1. Suggest patently stupid measure, swathed in some unassailable populism (issue compulsory ID cards, invade Iraq, censor Internet, etc.)

      2. Wait to see what kind of reaction this produces (usually extreme) and then fine-tune the "message" for later. Meanwhile, carefully note reaction of opposition parties.

      3. Back-track quickly depending on reaction.

      4. Wait for opportune moments to later score points against opposition by pointing out that they opposed your best efforts to be "tough on [insert issue]"

      5. Rinse, repeat.

      I realise that this is a woefully cynical interpetation of events on my part, but it's just been borne out by too much impirical eveidence in the past. British politics isn't much more than little boys playing games now. There are no real politicians left in government.

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    3. Re:So how long... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Politicians as good as the average 10 year old

      shortly after hell freezes over would be my guess!

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    4. Re:So how long... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't mind waiting... *hides AK-47*

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  31. A minister for every little thing? by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    I am not sure that our health service would cover them in the UK.

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  32. He may be proposing a whitelist by damburger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    His idea seems to be (although he is being vague about it, probably on purpose) to have ISPs only allow access to sites (in context presumably meaning IP addresses) that have a certificate - one we can only assume has to be applied for.

    If this is indeed what he is suggesting, its horrific. For crying out loud, Iran only operates blacklists. We would officially have worse Internet censorship than a nation that executes women for being victims of rape.

    The reason totalitarian nations haven't tried a whitelist by the way, is the amount of work it requires. Of course, that may work to the advantage of the UK government. A slow process of being allowed to publish controversial material on the web would prevent non-government groups being able to react quickly to government abuse. By the time your web page got through the government approval (after your personal details have been lost a few times) the controversy has died down, government wins.

    I don't want to live in a society where you need to apply to the government for permission to speak.

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  33. I'm starting to believe ... by Sepiraph · · Score: 1

    That Orwell was an optimist...

  34. Our in-house rating system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have a very elegant in-house rating system for our 8 year old son and 4 year old daughter: I look at the sites they wish to visit and determine if the material is appropriate. My son is not yet technically sophisticated enough that I need to enforce a whitelist or anything like that; my hope is that by the time they're 12 they'll be mentally prepared for most things he would encounter in the real world, or at least prepared enough to seek my or my wife's guidance on things.

    I'm pretty sure that the sight of a bare breast will not permanently warp them. Hate-oriented material is of more concern, but it's always going to be out there so all I can do is try to teach them how to see through its fallacies and make good judgments for himself.

    Or is that approach passe these days?

    1. Re:Our in-house rating system by jombeewoof · · Score: 1

      Imagine that,
      A family that actually parents their young. You must be new here.(here being the good ol USA).

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  35. Disaster waiting to happen by nightfire-unique · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not to be melodramatic, but computers and the Internet are probably the single-most important human acheivement in the past 1,000 years. Free communication has the power to transform our society from warring tribes to a true global civilization, concentrating efforts to better our lives. It's the first truly accessible bidirectional network (or "peer-to-peer" as corporate/government drones like to say).

    It has the power to dislodge those who seek to position themselves between productive people (for tax or ideological control). These are people who don't produce anything useful; they are simply parasites on the system. Thus, the loss of a global communication network is of little negative consequence to them.

    And these are their opening shots; thousands of petty little dictators from all walks of life (government, religion, busybodies, corporate) have zeroed in their guns and are beginning to fire. If they are not stopped, the end result will be disasterous. I did not spend the last 20 years of my life building another glorified cable TV entertainment network.

    We, the technically inclined... the engineers who conceptualized, and then actualized this network... we hold the cards. We build and install the equipment, we write the software, and we understand what's at stake. We need to organize, and we need to do it now.

    Perhaps a worldwide RBL that completely deletes a hostile force from the Internet, based on a vote. Australian government implementing a censorship plan? No packets to any subnet associated with the Australian government until those responsible are found and punished. New bill to restrict anonymity on the Internet, forcing people to use identifying information? Let's see how well that senator does without email. After all, if he gets his way - to damage our ability to communicate - should we not get ours?

    Perhaps a worldwide union of engineers for a collective maintenance; all member engineer will refuse to cooporate with unethical requests (routing to censorship hardware, violating principles of net neutrality, etc), and the union will pay their salary, and assist in finding a new position, if they are terminated for insubordination. In any case, firing an engineer is expensive. Let's make these companies hurt.

    The net routes around damage... yes. But nothing is invincible. If we fail to defend it, we lose everything. If a critical mass of governments succeed in inserting themselves as gatekeepers, we have lost. Not because secure communication will be impossible... nothing can stop the individual. But because it will stop the masses. And that's all they want.

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    1. Re:Disaster waiting to happen by servognome · · Score: 1

      thousands of petty little dictators from all walks of life (government, religion, busybodies, corporate) have zeroed in their guns and are beginning to fire....
      We, the technically inclined... the engineers who conceptualized, and then actualized this network... we hold the cards. We build and install the equipment, we write the software, and we understand what's at stake. We need to organize, and we need to do it now.

      Yes that's exactly what we need, yet another special interest group with it's own disruptive agenda motivated for "the good of the people."
      Isn't that exactly what those other petty little dictators are doing?

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    2. Re:Disaster waiting to happen by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

      Yes that's exactly what we need, yet another special interest group with it's own disruptive agenda motivated for "the good of the people." Isn't that exactly what those other petty little dictators are doing?

      Yes - precisely what they are doing. However, we are the good guys. We did not start this war.

      We are the defenders - defending our systems from attacks (both legal and illegal). They are the aggressors, seeking to insert themselves.

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    3. Re:Disaster waiting to happen by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a worldwide RBL that completely deletes a hostile force from the Internet, based on a vote.

      Wow! Just think - no more interference from any politicians. Or the RIAA.

      --
      "She's furniture with a pulse"
    4. Re:Disaster waiting to happen by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      We, the technically inclined... the engineers who conceptualized, and then actualized this network... we hold the cards. We build and install the equipment, we write the software, and we understand what's at stake. We need to organize, and we need to do it now.

      I think you're right. I think that's how it's going to have to work. At least, when you compare the power we have over the technology of the net to the power we have over politicians, it would seem a no-brainer.

      However, there is (at least) a question of tactics here: do we move to uphold the current technical underpinnings of net neutrality and open access, or the *spirit* of it? Upholding the spirit means preserving via new technical measures - for example Tor, I2P, mesh wireless, as and when the status quo falls to the contol of governments.

      I'm not sure which I would put more emphasis on. Preserving the status quo as it is may be too late, while continuing to design the net out of reach of censorship and control may be more hopeful.

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    5. Re:Disaster waiting to happen by servognome · · Score: 1

      However, we are the good guys. We did not start this war.

      Sounds exactly like the religious, environmentalist, anti-abortion, animal rights wackos... Hell I think Bush probably used that line in one of his speeches on the Iraq invasion.
      No matter what you think would be accomplished, history has shown that such a group will become perverted towards extremists ends and likely make things worse in the power struggle between government and the systems union. .

      We are the defenders - defending our systems from attacks (both legal and illegal). They are the aggressors, seeking to insert themselves.

      You're confusing defender and manager. How many systems do you actually own? Who defines the "morality?" Don't you see the potential danger of the organization you're advocating, and that unlike government there is no feedback loop from the people.
      Given the existing methods of influencing change haven't been exhausted (especially educating the public) there is no need for a power hungry special interest group unless control is the ultimate purpose.

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    6. Re:Disaster waiting to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have thought this was the one single issue that Anonymous would have stood up for. After all, with a censored, governement controlled internet, Anonymous is just a concept. This is the one raison' d'etre that Anonymous was invented for to protect.

  36. Proof once again! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The dark night of fascism is always descending in the United States and yet lands only in Europe."

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  37. Its better than we have here in the States. :-) by crovira · · Score: 1

    We're switching from one which likes maiming people (screw small animals, [and maybe screwing small animals, {we're going to miss the fun "hunting with Dick Cheney" stories}]) to, uh, "change".

    We see what THAT brings...

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    1. Re:Its better than we have here in the States. :-) by ral8158 · · Score: 1

      Did you really need to use three layers of parentheticals in your post?

  38. I think I'll take a walk by Pop69 · · Score: 1

    a couple of doors down the street and have a word with the local MP to explain just how fucking stupid this is, perhaps if he gets it he can explain to others.

  39. Nonsense, Waste of Public Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this anti-Terrorism and Child-Porn stuff is just ignorant nonsense;

    First: The essential information is, and will always be out there eg the 1930's patent on RDX explosive to grainey black-white 6-year-old-boy-fuck-films made in India in the 60's, you can not un-make information (content in the modern jargon)

    Second: If you want to become expert in irregular (special-) military operations and techniques find an older Delta/Seal/SAS operator who can tell you all you need to know, purchase of material is trivial, but practice is hard;

    porn/under-age sex is also easy: if NATO/UN cannot stop piracy in Somalia, or now almost all east Africa, do you think the boys who catch the eye of gay/bi-sexual war-lords stay virgins? or that they are afraid of arrest warrents,

    war, sex, rape is endemic in Africa, Asia and South America, and nobody is going to do anything about it, and no 1st world government cares or will do anything.

    The two nonsense pratijs are:

    (a) if the buying stops the killing/porn-making will stop. [No it wont, you have to catch them, they like eating, everyone wants to fsck].

    (b) you can regulate this in the 1st world [No, you cant assume that your nationals are fools, without false Id, who don't know the SAT timetable, or how to bribe parents/police].

    In general this is a huge waste of time/effort/tax dollars which I do not wish to pay/waste my time on. If I want to buy an AK74 or plastic I can do so, cheaply, anywhere in Western Europe, colleagues who are gay say they can find secure under-age sex anywhere in Europe/Asia/South America in under two hours.

    I guess what I am trying to say is that you cant legislate against the determined or evil and it is increasingly stupid to try.

    The bottom line is that pols fear their electrorate and that will make the facts-of-real-life clear. Especially in the economic collapse of 2009.

  40. Blagojevich... by crovira · · Score: 1

    If it was easy to get rid of the pricks, we'd already be rid of Blagojevich.

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  41. Re:For workers revolution to sweep away capitalism by damburger · · Score: 1

    Yes, because the Bolsheviks were such a force for free speech weren't they? Perhaps if you could offer something new and original that hadn't historically failed, people wouldn't roll their eyes when they came to your post.

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  42. Censorship, or rating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is he trying to censor it from everyone, or just suggest adding a meta tag which allows browsers to block it client side?

  43. More people = more problems by billcopc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is it that the larger a nation grows (in terms of population), the more oppressive its laws become ?

    Statistically speaking, more people should mean more diversity. More diversity would then imply a place for everyone and everything, without the need for some ruling dictatorship to impose draconian restrictions on the freedoms of life.

    The only thing that will come out of censorship is more and better ways to circumvent it. The UK has 60 million people, you don't think one or two of them have the smarts to set up proxies ?

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    1. Re:More people = more problems by jombeewoof · · Score: 1
      very simple.

      More people == more people to be offended by what the other people are doing.

      Now, we can't possibly allow people to be offended, so we must protect them. We must at all costs not allow these people to feel "different" in any way.

      Now, some people want to be different. They get together with the other people and dress/talk/walk different. Just like the rest of their friends.

      Also, the more people you can tax the more money is there for the taking which means more people want to get a slice of that pie. Then you have to regulate the regulators who take even more money. Then those people must be regulated. The public cannot be trusted to make these kinds of decisions because someone somewhere will at some point be offended by something. And we just can't have that.

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    2. Re:More people = more problems by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Why is it that the larger a nation grows (in terms of population), the more oppressive its laws become ?

      I'm sorry, but I don't see it. There's plenty small states with little free speech in the middle east, africa, asia, and south america. And there's quite a few large countries like the USA and Canada that have a decent amount of free speech. And even if you could dig up some support for that, I'd say there's a million other reasons that'd be more important than the headcount.

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  44. Re:2009 will not be the year of the Linux Desktop by damburger · · Score: 0

    Citizens? What a quaint little concept. We are, and always have been, Subjects.

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  45. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UK culture secretary Andy Burnham misunderstands the car analogy of the internet and wants to now require all websites to have stickers advertising their content and pricing options. News at 11.

  46. There already *is* a cheap and simple solution by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    ... that is to recognise that the internet is not and never can be regulated. It's a trans-national structure, with no controls and little public understanding of how it works.

    Once you accept that internet regulation is not possible, you have three possibilities:

    ban it - cheap and simple

    keep your children off it; also cheap and simple

    The third choice (as always) is to do nothing: also cheap and simple.

    Of course, few parents seem to be willing these days, to accept responsibility for their childrens' well-being and will therefore demand that the government "do something". In which case option #1 seems like the simplest path.

    The moral is that unless the people who should be responsible are prepared to do the right thing and regulate their own and their children's access to what is effectively an adult medium, the alternative harms us all.

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  47. media necessary for democracy to exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    if there is one thing that should be left totally uninfluenced by government, this is media, because media are necessary for the function of democracy as they directly influence the minds of voters. Therefore whoever controls the media can control what people are going to vote. When media are not owned by the people, someone other than the people infuences the elections.

    1. Re:media necessary for democracy to exist by jombeewoof · · Score: 1

      ...because media are necessary for the function of democracy as they directly influence the mindless voters.

      Fixed that for ya.

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  48. Re:For workers revolution to sweep away capitalism by skulgnome · · Score: 1

    Your current shit's not looking too hot either is it. How long's it been since the last economic bust? 15 years? And now we've got another. Woo hoo.

    And freedom? Well take a look at the UK. That's your capitalist freedom right there.

    It's capitalism whose history is riddled with spectacular failure. In these failures, people end up homeless and dying of exposure on the streets. Middle-class people living out of their cars in all-night parking lots. And these failures have occurred all by themselves, not aided by any external enemy as in the case of the USSR et cetera. Indeed, Cuba is still alive and kicking, as are several south-east asian countries.

    In my opinion, this free market stuff is just handwaving and faith in the Invisible Hand that's indistinguishable from the religious sort. It's best suited for ignorant people who don't want to think about how things should work, people who'd rather leave it to the Almighty... and now that it has been, everything is going in the shitter.

    Economic planning works. Take a look at any Fortune 500 company: all of those implement a system of economic planning inside them. That nearly a century-old state-level (and a freaking huge state it was, geographically) version failed to last eternally despite bringing Russia out of agrarian society and into the industrial era says absolutely nothing about communism's overall workability!

  49. Re:For workers revolution to sweep away capitalism by damburger · · Score: 1

    Criticising capitalism won't get any protest from me, but if you are proposing an alternative make sure it isn't one that is clearly worse.

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  50. I thought this was 2008 not 1984 by adewolf · · Score: 1

    Well looks like 1984 was put on hold until 2008 or 2009

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  51. Ahahahahaha~ by skulgnome · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Enjoy your Threat Level ORANGE.

  52. Its just a file system like Slashdots database... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seriously do not understand all the over sensationalized reaction to this proposal.

    It is just an attempt for parents to be able to monitor their own children, that is what parents have a right to do. Or will someone else, or you, take that responsibility from them?

    It is just like a library file system. Do they carry every kind of book in the libraries, no they do not. Its a file system just like the database that controls these message boards. If the real world can have dwellings for children to have a safe controlled environment then why not be able to categorize our creations online to help us control what is truly harmful verses what is truly helpful for the parents of the children, who are on the internet.

    The internet is here to stay, no one is going to take it away from you. There is nothing wrong with categorization or file systems, its is a basic foundation of how we learn. Wow you guys really need to wake up.

  53. Campaign Against Free Speech - Not a New Thing by MaulerOfEmotards · · Score: 1

    This is really the same debate that's been going on since the Greeks, only now in a much more uninformed way. It reminds me of CNN's 1986 Crossfire show where the lyrics of a rock song was accused of promoting incest and Frank Zappa was invited as a representative musician. Zappa is not defending the Prince's "Incest is a good thing" statement in the lyrics in question, but he is defending the right of the artist to say it.

    Some telling and relevant in context quotes from the exchange are:

    Robert Novak: "Mr Zappa, let me see if I can get your position straight. Are you saying there is no filth, no pornography, no obscenity, that should not be permitted to be sold and distributed freely in this country in the form of music videos and rock videos? ... Is there no filth, no obscenity you consider qualified to be suppressed?"

    John Lofton (of the Washington Times): "I agree with you that the first line of responsibility is the family [Zappa has not mentioned neither "responsibility" of "family"] to stop the kind of garbage we're talking about here today; but good grief, can't we call upon our government to help us in this fight, Frank? Are you an Anarchist, is it the government's role to do nothing in this? ... Incest in America didn't use to be this kind of problem, it has come about in the last 20 years or so [implicating "pop music"] ... You should get out more! ... Would you look in the camera and tell them that the trash you sing and write was when the Founding Fathers had in mind when they drafted the First Amendment?! ... to defend songs that glorify Satanism, and incest, and suicide?!"

    Zappa: "Absolutely!"

    Chorus: "You're an idiot, then!"

    Tom Braden: "What would you suggest, Mr Lofton, as a means of censorship? ... What government censor is going to decide for you?"

    Lefton, to Zappa: "What is the government's role, Mr Zappa?" ... ("national defence") ... "Well, I consider this national defence, pal! Our families are under attack from people like you"

    Zappa: "The biggest threat today is not communism, it is moving America toward a fascist theocracy, and everything that's happened during the Reagan administration is steering us down that pipe."

    Panel laughs, "oh really, Mr Zappa" etc etc

    It is really an extremely interesting (not to say entertaining!) episode, and I recommend it if you haven't laready seen it. The full video is available here:

    http://www.spike.com/video/zappa-on-crossfire/2658805

  54. Not a good idea by Brian+Ribbon · · Score: 1

    As someone who runs a potentially offensive but legal website, I will certainly be looking for ways to subvert website ratings if they are ever introduced.

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    "To the future or to the past, to a time when thought is free" ~ Nineteen Eighty-Four
  55. Re:For workers revolution to sweep away capitalism by skulgnome · · Score: 1

    The plan so far, as I see it, is something like this.

    First, we should make participation in the market economy voluntary so that its ebb and flow does not put people into destitution or worse. Proposals to do this in countries with effective social security generally involve deconstructing the old and clunky "for those who deserve it" structure and replacing it with a universal citizen's wage, two or three of which (say in a communal setting) permits one to live in reasonable minimal comfort without being employed. This makes workers far more competitive in the job market, insofar as they choose to become involved in it: being ruthlessly exploited as a call-center servitor would no longer be a life-or-death question.

    The money for citizen's wage comes from the dismantled social security systems, which are invariably far more expensive than the benefit they provide to their users... often due to market inefficiencies (chiefly profit and dividends) leading to prices going up whenever funding is increased, thus killing any progress before the sperm it would've been born of has exited it's father's dick. Obviously this would require price controls (either through legislation, or more likely state competition) on basic things such as rent, food, water, heating, etc modern infrastructure -- otherwise the proprietors would simply increase their prices to gouge whatever they can take.

    Second, cut all subsidies to the market economy. They want to play free market? Let them play free market. The chickens will come back when the ground freezes over. No more socialized costs and privatized profits: if the market is so efficient then it can bloody well take care of itself. If it can.

    Third, make the economic system subservient to the political system rather than the other way around (as it is today). Otherwise the will of the people, as communicated through a (future ideal of, or a near-term approximation of) decentralized system of planning combined with effective democracy, cannot be effectively implemented if it goes against what Capital wants. For examples of effective democracy, look at Switzerland's citizen proposal mechanism where anyone who collects 50k verified signatures can put a piece of their own legislation to popular vote.

    The central bit here is that the market aspect of society isn't eliminated outright. That'd represent a harsh transition and most people wouldn't be able to go along with it. Rather, it's cut down piece by piece so that it becomes less critical in the everyday lives of John Smith and Janine Random.

    Having a market aspect should also be useful in that it is quite efficient at exploring new and unforeseen things, even if in the long run it tends to abusive monopolies (such as in the case of AT&T Bell, Microsoft and so forth). The market's natural boom-bust cycle, once the people are shielded from it, will also provide great opportunities for the state to jump in and purchase, as an equal player in the marketplace, the resources and business of tanked companies and put them to use in serving interests other than private profit.

    Communism today works via small, well-defined steps rather than Grand, Ill-Defined Revolutions that everyone supports but no one understands. This way, if we know where we are, where we're going (a reasonably small distance away, but in the right direction nonetheless) and above all how to determine if we've got there, we can make larger changes using a series of smaller changes.

    It's not unlike iterative models of software or systems development, really. Of course this model of communism isn't at all popular with the old guard stalinist types... but they'll grow old and die eventually, even if they do not accept that it's the current younger generations' turn to define what Communism means now.

  56. His real agenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having seen his interview on BBC news, I think he is cowtowing to the media industry by the backdoor. What he said was he wants to work with the industry and get ISPs to filter content that is "unsuitable" for children ... oh and content that may be hosted illegally and breach copyright.

    He wants to get ISPs in this country used to filtering content then do the media industry's dirty work...

  57. Don't feed the trolls by he-sk · · Score: 1

    UK culture secretary Andy Burnham calls...

    A nobody in government wanted to see his name printed in the paper, so he makes an outrageous demand. News at 11.

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    Free Manning, jail Obama.
  58. Radio Four interview with Burnham by thebrix · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think someone in Government had put a heavy paw on his shoulder in the interim because there was a interview on BBC Radio Four a few minutes ago in which he was much more reasonable - the word "voluntary" was used repeatedly and "censorship" was omitted - and, in any case, there was a counter-interview (didn't catch the interviewee's name or affiliation) which tore the whole thing to shreds - the probability of 100 per cent international cooperation on this issue was zero and, in the end, "policing" would best be done by parents taking responsibility rather than some half-baked State attempt which would be full of holes even before it was switched on.

    In passing:

    1. The Telegraph is a Tory newspaper and Burnham is Labour, so I can be sure that the most negative spin possible was put on the interview;

    2. The notion of the British government negotiating with the US government on this issue is risible - the President-elect, as a former professor of constitutional law, would presumably tell it to retreat across the Atlantic with all possible haste.

    1. Re:Radio Four interview with Burnham by Sibko · · Score: 1

      Remember when the Australian censorship program was going to be opt-in and voluntary?

      Yeah, that sure turned out well.

    2. Re:Radio Four interview with Burnham by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also worth noting in passing that the people at Telegraph know that Andy Burnham's known for quite often engaging mouth before brain (as the "Burnham is a moron" post above says) and it looks like they offered him the holes to fall down (the article says "When asked directly whether age ratings could be introduced, Mr Burnham replies...", indicating that the journos raised it with him rather than vice-versa.

      Odds on Andy Burnham still being in a front-bench job after the next election (on either front bench) are probably quite long, thankfully.

  59. Re:2009 will not be the year of the Linux Desktop by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Really? I wonder why my passport says 'Citizen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland' then.

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  60. Ignorance and fascism by dugeen · · Score: 0

    Burnham will probably decide, after an expensive and extended study by a firm of private consultants who just happen to be major donors to New Labour, that the idea is inefficient. It will then be replaced by a scheme where anyone falsely accused of copyright violation will be ruthlessly gunned down by armed police at Stockwell tube station.

  61. False sense of secuity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a horrible idea, suddenly parents will go, ooh we've got a safe internet connection provided by our ISP with support from the government... so it's OK to give our kids a PC in there bedroom and not check up on what there doing, disavowing any parental responsibility.

    We should be involving parents more, rather than providing easy solutions for them to get out of actually parenting.

    More help for parents in modern parenting, not a nanny government, in both senses of the word.

  62. There IS a rating system nobody uses! by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Internet Content Rating Association

    ICRA ratings have been around for 10 years, and IE even supports it. But nobody uses it, and I've never even met a web developer who has heard of it.

    1. Re:There IS a rating system nobody uses! by gibbsjoh · · Score: 1

      I've seen a few, erm... how shall we put this.. "specialist sites" claiming to use these ratings. I've not ever tested that they work, but I think if adult sites are using them then I can't see why they aren't more widely talked about.

      Still, it's really up to parents and not the State to decide this. I'm still hacked off about the whole Wikipedia image issue a few weeks back, and still haven't got a decent answer from my ISP. Grumble grumble...

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      -- "...I'm a bad guy because I, well, I sing some rock-and-roll songs." M. Manson
    2. Re:There IS a rating system nobody uses! by obarel · · Score: 1

      If you had a site that required a "Not to be seen by anyone" rating, would you voluntarily use it?

      The problem with self-labeling is that the good guys suffer and the bad guys don't care. That's why systems like that don't work.

      How about a rating system for hotels, where each hotel manager decides what the star rating is? Some would declare themselves 3 stars (compromise between price and features), but how many people would put one star on their own hotels?

      Also, IE might support it, but I'm sure you could find (or find someone to write) a browser that ignores these ratings. So the standard user would lose the value "penis" in wikipedia, but power users would get snuff films without a problem.

      Having a system doesn't mean that it works (or makes sense).

    3. Re:There IS a rating system nobody uses! by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      I don't think there is a rating for "not to be seen by anyone." A realistic example would be a porn site, which would probably benefit from using the voluntary ratings because people who have set their browser to block such sites are not their customers and it isn't worth serving them content that might anger them, or at least that won't be profitable. Children might be blocked, but that is a good thing too since kids can't pay and it might help avoid legal trouble since the site can claim that they did what they could to prevent minors from going to it.

      This isn't about rating the quality of the site, so the hotel example doesn't apply. And as for finding a browser that ignores the ratings -- it's the other way around: you must explicitly turn them on. So that isn't the problem either.

      This system makes sense, but people just don't know about it.

    4. Re:There IS a rating system nobody uses! by obarel · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure the issue is porn sites. I though it was more about racism, violence etc. These sort of sites would like to spread the word as far as possible, and will not self-label themselves.

      Voluntary systems only work when people have something to gain from the system. Otherwise they just don't care (and why should they?)

      The new proposal is once again voluntary. It will work for "good" sites that want to be seen as legitimate (from children's sites to porn sites).

      It will not work for gang sites that put the latest stabbing and beating videos online - they don't care about the law and they're not going to state that they should only be viewed by 18 year olds or over (especially when the gang itself consists of 14-17 year olds).

    5. Re:There IS a rating system nobody uses! by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      agreed.

  63. France for the win! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this all started in France (the 3 strikes thing going on with the RIAA also came from France)
    http://kruhm.org/2008/11/french-party-proposes-to-filter-and-tax-websites/

  64. In other news by spasm · · Score: 1

    "Slashdot reader Caitifty calls for a politician rating system similar to the one used on Slashdot in an interview with the Daily Telegraph. He also calls for censorship of politicians, saying, 'There are stupid ideas that should just not be available to be voted on.' Other proposals he mentions in his wide-ranging calls for politician regulation are 'sanity-friendly' services from parliament, and requiring takedown notices to be enforced within a specific time for politicians that come up with stupid ideas. Mr. Caitifty wants to extend his proposals across the pond and seeks meetings with the Obama administration."

    Caitifty also wants a jetpack for Christmas, although that goes without saying.

  65. if the uk & us would be paying attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to the news in france they'd know whats coming to them
    check out kruhm.org for the latest dirt in france

  66. These guys just don't get it. by sketerpot · · Score: 1

    This guy mentions the way that the Internet democratizes content, but he doesn't really understand it. If anybody can post on a web site, then there's naturally going to be a lot of material that would offend him. You could maybe partially filter the Internet in 1997, back when there were fewer web sites and they changed less often, but now it's just implausible. How can you ever call a blog PG-rated when it could have a new post talking in detail about the author's BDSM fetish at any moment? How can you decide that a discussion forum is child-friendly when it may suddenly get a thread about eugenics or penis bisection? Hell, even Wikipedia has a lot of stuff that would make Family Values wankers blanch, and it's one of the most useful web sites out there. Censorship is incompatible with the modern Internet.

  67. Typical New Labour by Davidee888 · · Score: 1

    However, Mr Burnham said: "If you look back at the people who created the internet they talked very deliberately about creating a space that Governments could't reach. I think we are having to revisit that stuff seriously now. It's true across the board in terms of content, harmful content, and copyright. Libel is [also] an emerging issue" Bloody typical of the Labour government, they can't stand the fact that they can't control everything. Most sensible people would regard a "space that Governments couldn't reach" as a good thing.

  68. Re:2009 will not be the year of the Linux Desktop by damburger · · Score: 1

    British passports are EU passports. You are an EU citizen, but a British subject. Considering our de jure head of state is unelected and our de facto head of state is normally elected by a single consituency, its silly to consider us citizens.

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    If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
  69. Absolutely and Completely Incorrect by earlymon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is nothing in principle wrong with "movie style ratings" for sites.

    Absolutely and completely incorrect.

    To begin, look at the premise of movie style ratings and what's wrong there:
    1. Pre-code movies are more realistic w.r.t. interpersonal and social interactions and - for me - more interesting and entertaining.
    2. The movie code led to nothing more nor less than political oversight of Hollywood.
    3. The modern movie ratings system (an outgrowth of the code) has destroyed many a good indie film's chances of recouping costs - there have been a number of decent shows on the IFC (Independent Film Channel) detailing this.
    4. The ratings themselves are set by people whose values and reasoning make me wretch (again, I refer to interviews with them in the aforementioned shows on the IFC). I would urge you to really think about who will set these ratings of which you speak - and to further think about the criteria.
    5. Anecdotally, I watched the original Jurassic Park sitting next to someone else's 5 year-old kids while they were being mentally numbed by the raptors ripping living human limb from limb - raised to be as slack-jawed as their parents.

    Movie ratings don't work at all - therefore, there is no principle for you to apply.

    When theory and data disagree, you validate the data and when proven valid, you throw out the theory and start over.

    You're taking what appears to be a measured argument on this subject, but your premise is completely screwed up - that the ratings themselves will be fair (whatever that means!!!!) or fairly applied (whatever that means!!!!) or will be rational in the first place.

    All that your support will accomplish is a dilution of quality and a growth area for narrowly-focused political interests to become the middle layer in yet another immoral currency exchange.

    History has proven this with the movie ratings - and they got away with it because the back-end arguments **sound reasonable**.

    When the front end is drek, the back end is, too.

    All I'd have to do to kill a competitor's website with a G rating - and a comment space - is to constantly hound the comment space with X-rated remarks and report the site to the "authorities." Think it wouldn't work? Sure it would. The door is then open to regulate all blogs with higher "standands" than non-interactive sites.

    The whole idea for rating web sites is just so wrong on so many levels that I don't know where to begin - or stop - so I stop here.

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    Pathological kinda promises Path + Logical - but instead, you get stuck with pathetic.
  70. Fuck that noise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck the Aussies, fuck the English, fuck the Chinese, fuck everyone and anyone who spouts this kind of bullshit. Fuck parents, too, *IF* they want this sort of thing; you don't want your goddamn Precious Little Snowflakes seeing porn by mistake (or on purpose!)? THEN WATCH WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING, DON'T FUKCING CHILDPROOF THE REST OF THE WORLD, DAMNIT! I'm an ADULT, I should be able to see and hear ANYTHING I WANT, I should NOT be limited by inane censorship because some fuckwits "want to protect children". Screw you and the horse you rode in on!

  71. recycling old ideas by POPE+Mad+Mitch · · Score: 1

    If its voluntary self certification that he is suggesting, then he is over a decade late. I was adding ICRA content ratings to my websites back as early at 1997. It's the end users choice then if they want to set their filtering software to block it or not.

  72. who said censorship? by Sipser · · Score: 1

    in addition, only the paper (not Burnham) mentioned the word censorship.....

  73. There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply by vorlich · · Score: 1

    Like many career politicians, Andrew Burnham has never had a proper job in his life. He followed the traditional career path of a labour appartchick university, nob-end admin of some union front organisation and then Parliament.

    So it should come as no surprise that his understanding of the internet is a bit like my gran's - it's a big phone -
    Let's all bask in the glowing trail of ignorance that this brief political meteor provides us with as he burns up in the atmosphere of public ridicule.

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  74. When will people learn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will people (and by extension) the government learn that our children are OUR responsibility. If you have kids and aren't spending time with them to teach them what is proper to look at then you are doing it wrong. Spending all your money for the SUV and 10 room house while they learn how to live life from chat room and little naughty Johnny Smith down the street. Is making that extra $15K a year worth losing your child to the maelstrom of modern society? So fuck censorship from the government, do your job as parents; and I hope this guy gets some sense in his head and realize he is no internet messiah come to save us. Whether Britain or the USA. I hope Obama's team laughs in his face.

  75. Totally wrong - not informative! by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

    We have article one of the Human Rights Act as enshrined in UK law. It's actually stronger than the US first amendment because it guarantees a positive right to free speech whereas the US First Amendment simply stops the government from restricting speech. This means your right to say what you feel is protected at work whereas in the US companies are free to fire you for disagreeing with them, as long as it's applied consistently.

    Silence in court is not evidence of guilt. There is a right to silence. The new caution is "you have the right to remain silent, if you fail to mention something which you later rely on in court then this may harm your defence". This was to stop people from saying absolutely nothing and then coming up with alibis at trial and then getting the case thrown out by default because the CPS didn't have any evidence against you.

    If you just remain totally silent and the police can't come up with enough evidence against you you will walk.

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    Nick
    1. Re:Totally wrong - not informative! by jlarocco · · Score: 1

      This means your right to say what you feel is protected at work whereas in the US companies are free to fire you for disagreeing with them, as long as it's applied consistently.

      Honest question: isn't that a violation of the business owner's rights?

      For example, if I own a business and have an employee who's constantly using racial slurs to customers, why shouldn't I be able to fire him? By forcing me to keep him, isn't the government removing my ability to say "I disagree with this"?

    2. Re:Totally wrong - not informative! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it would restrict what a business owner can or can't do, it's not actually a violation of rights, because you can't violate a right that never existed.

      But yes, this does remove the ability of a business owner to fire an employee because "I disagree with this" for any arbitrary value of 'this'. However, as someone else already pointed out, there is no absolute right to free speech (and that's probably true of any country that claims to have free speech). So in your specific example of racial slurs, that's specifically not protected by free speech, so you absolutely could fire an employee for that.

    3. Re:Totally wrong - not informative! by jlarocco · · Score: 1

      But yes, this does remove the ability of a business owner to fire an employee because "I disagree with this" for any arbitrary value of 'this'. However, as someone else already pointed out, there is no absolute right to free speech (and that's probably true of any country that claims to have free speech). So in your specific example of racial slurs, that's specifically not protected by free speech, so you absolutely could fire an employee for that.

      So my employee can tell customers that my competitor's product is better, and I can't fire him? How is it not a violation of my free speech to require that I pay somebody for saying things that I consider wrong, inappropriate or otherwise disagree with? That doesn't make sense to me.

    4. Re:Totally wrong - not informative! by Acaeris · · Score: 1

      It's more a case of you can't fire the employee for his opinion, but you could fire them because they were not doing their job (selling your products).

      I've been fired from two jobs, both during the probation period. One basically for not putting the job before my college work (It was McD's) and the other because I was 'too quiet for the job' (This after 12 hours working at the company stacking shelves) but they can fire you without reason if they wish during this period. (I now work in IT as I intended to while at college)

  76. LOL @ convict scum by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Truly a culture to be proud of - and a sound basis from which to sneer at other cultures.

    How can somebody sneer at something that doesn't exist?

    At least half of the things you mention apply equally to Australia. Let's just take one - racism - well if I know enough about Austjailia to know who Pauline Hanson is. Not to mention the forced adoption of Aboriginal children. The ones that are left, after you hunted them for sport. You drove them to extinction in Tasmania.

    Did I say the bad things apply equally? Probably more so. But anyway, we have Shakespeare, Whittle, Lister, Brunel, Watt, Hobbes, Jenner, Stevenson, Wilde, Darwin, The Beatles. You have whoever invented the rotary clothesline plus Kylie. And Mel Gibson.

    On top of that, you make beer that Americans find bland.

    Now get that chip off your shoulder, nobody holds what your grandad did against you.

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    1. Re:LOL @ convict scum by WillKemp · · Score: 2

      You're jumping to conclusions sonny. I think Britain is a sewer and it sickens me that the rats that infest it think they're better than everyone else in the world. But that doesn't make me Australian. Sadly, i was born on this godforsaken, cold, grey little island, populated by cold, grey little people. My ancestors were born in Britain too - going back as many generations as there are records.

      You haven't got Shakespeare, Wilde, Darwin, and the rest - you've got Victoria Beckham, "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here", and non-stop documentaries about the second world war. You may have seen a programme or two about some aspects of Australian history - but that clearly hasn't educated you much.

      By the way, it wasn't Australians who colonized Australia - it was the British.

    2. Re:LOL @ convict scum by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Sadly, i was born on this godforsaken, cold, grey little island, populated by cold, grey little people.

      So you're the only thing worse than an Australian - a New Zealander?

      By the way, it wasn't Australians who colonized Australia - it was the British.

      They were Australian from the moment the leg irons were removed.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  77. Coordinated attack by J'raxis · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thinks that all these recent doings---Australia's plans, plus this and this, and now this story---are part of a coordinated effort to finally take control of the Internet?

  78. Re:2009 will not be the year of the Linux Desktop by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

    The head of government doesn't have to be elected by any constituency - members of the cabinet need only be members of one of the houses. By tradition (for about the last 150 years) the Prime Minister has been a member of the Commons, (Wellington was Prime Minister whilst being a member of the Lords), the real requirement for a functioning government is that the Prime Minister have the support of a majority in the commons, who would have to have been elected by a majority of the constituencies.

    It's not a very good system, but it's not the dictatorship you make it out to be. The real weakness is the party-whip system which allows legislation without actual majority support to be forced through anyway.

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  79. Was it unsuccessful? by rohan972 · · Score: 1

    Within 6 years of passing the second amendment it was used to attempt to throw of domestic oppression unsuccessfully.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_Rebellion
    The Whiskey Rebellion, less commonly known as the Whiskey Insurrection, was a popular uprising that had its beginnings in 1791 and culminated in an insurrection in 1794 ...

    The hated whiskey tax was repealed in 1803, having been largely unenforceable outside of Western Pennsylvania, and even there never having been collected with much success.


    If you define success as overthrowing the government, then yes, they were unsuccessful. If you define success as achieving their goal of selling their whiskey without paying the whiskey tax then they were completely successful.

    1. Re:Was it unsuccessful? by dryeo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The context was the 2nd amendment. In this case the American Government got a bigger army together then the revolutionary army and put down the insurrection.
      Now civil disobedience, general strikes, etc do work very well. In this case just refusing to pay the tax was enough to repeal the tax.
      I'm a firm believer that the populace is better of just sitting down and saying fuck you then pulling out the arms and shooting. Even G.W.Bush might listen when most of the country sits down and says NO whereas pulling out the arms leads to the leaders screaming terrorist and mobilizing the better armed minority to put down the insurrection.

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    2. Re:Was it unsuccessful? by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      The context was the 2nd amendment. In this case the American Government got a bigger army together then the revolutionary army and put down the insurrection.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_rebellion
      "The rebels "could never be found," according to Jefferson, but the militia expended considerable effort rounding up 20 prisoners, clearly demonstrating Federalist authority in the national government."

      Doesn't sound like much of a crushing defeat to me. It's not as if they were slaughtered in battle, more like a well executed guerilla action, fire a few shots and disappear. They achieved their goal, the government saved face.

      I'm a firm believer that the populace is better of just sitting down and saying fuck you then pulling out the arms and shooting.

      Agreed, it only works with certain governments though. In my country right now, that's how I'd handle it but there have been an abundance of governments under whom such an action would be suicide.

  80. England prevails! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can just see Chancellor Sutler frothing "gentleman, I want this 'internet' found!"

    Mr. Creedy: "My black-bag squad will handle the terrorist internet."

    Fingermen: "Oh, dear, oh, dear, looks like we found the internet out after curfew!"

    Prothero: "You wanna know what I think? Well, you're podcasting me, so I assume that you do."

  81. Re:For workers revolution to sweep away capitalism by dryeo · · Score: 1

    You might want to look at the old Social Credit system, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_credit

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  82. Censorship exists in the US also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Censorship is also becoming America's favorite past-time. The US gov't (and their corporate friends), already place protesters in fenced-in cages, ban books like "America Deceived" from Wikipedia, Amazon and Facebook, and shut down Ron Paul. Free Speech forever.
    Last link (before Google Books caves to pressure and drops the title):
    America Deceived (book)

    1. Re:Censorship exists in the US also by RPoet · · Score: 1

      Censorship is also becoming America's favorite past-time.

      Hyperbole much? I think baseball is still a more popular pastime than censorship in America.

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      "Oppression and harassment is a small price to pay to live in the land of the free." -- Montgomery Burns.
  83. Culture secretary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the fuck is there a culture secretary?

  84. That's his... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuckin opinion. Who cares what a brit has to say with regard to my 1st amendment rights. Oh that's right, British subject have privileges as citizens, not legal rights, except through common law. This is the problem with their system - and why disposed of their federal monarchy centuries ago.

  85. pussification? you're doing it right by shnull · · Score: 0

    what is it with those people? is think it's some kind of backlash from the 70's when everything was possible, now those relics get some kind of twisted conscience telling them to protect the young? Let's hope there will be no big wars anymore, cos' we're training a generation of cuddly toys and barbinos instead of real people. Closest thing to fighting they will ever get is grammar nazism i'm afrehd...

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