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  1. Re:Found a bug in tiny ches... on 1K JavaScript Madness · · Score: 1

    I had a remis :-/

  2. Watch the console on Drunken Employee Shoots Server · · Score: 2, Funny

    BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM USER root: The system will be shot down now!

  3. Re:About time. on Obama Sets End of Iraq Combat For August 31st · · Score: 2, Funny

    Prepare to stay for another thousand years.

  4. Fonts have feelings now? on Microsoft Patents "Fonts With Feelings" · · Score: 1

    Alright Comic Sans, do you see this knife?

  5. Re:Start their own on Bangladesh Blocks Facebook Over Muhammad Cartoons · · Score: 1

    You mean like this?

  6. Re:What? on The Neo-Geo Song · · Score: 1

    Relax, this is idle.slashdot.org. Oh wait, it isn't?

  7. Sounds like an ad on Google Rebuilds Docs Platform · · Score: 2

    "faster, desktop-like performance..." - Google will love this...

  8. Reminds me of The Simpsons on Bill Gates May Build Small Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates is Mr. Burns 2.0! Excellent...

  9. Champagne, please! on German Data Retention Law Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    While I would have preferred them to find long data retention unconstitutional in general, I can live with that. I'm opening a bottle of champagne.
    And a really huge thanks to Prof. Papier, the Chief Justice, who will retire soon. Thank you, man. That guy has been one of the few people in our republic who constantly held up civil liberties.

  10. Re:Gov't for the people, by the people on US Government Poisoned Alcohol During Prohibition · · Score: 2, Funny

    Exactly, and the home of the grave, in this case.

  11. That's nothing. on Israeli Scientists Freeze Water By Warming It · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of these guys managed to turn water into wine 2000 years ago...

  12. Re:I'm just bragging on Malware Threat Reports Are "Apples and Oranges" · · Score: 1

    is it even malware? What would it be doing?

    The real risk does not come from pop-up ads, a changed browser or porn links on a desktop. Nor does it come from formatting harddisks or constantly rebooting. The dangerous thing would be rootkits that hide, remain unseen, log your keystrokes, log your internet traffic etc. and send them to a business rival. They could be buried deep in network traffic, for instance in DNS requests. In contrast to the usual "open some ad windows on the users screen" malware, in this case remaining unseen is crucial.

  13. Re:It's not the fines.... on Fines Fail To Curb Cell Phone Usage While Driving · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Police cars are also sometimes allowed to ignore red lights, use one-way streets in the wrong direction and ignore speed limits, in case of emergency. That, however, does not mean that we should teach every person to ignore red lights responsibly.
    While I believe that your argument is valid in some other, not traffic-related cases (e.g. I believe that teaching young people how to drink responsibly is better than deterring them from drinking, but that is a different thing), I believe it is not valid in this case. When driving, have one hand at the steering wheel and occasionally one at the gearshift. That's it.

  14. Simple solution on Personalized Search From Google Now Opt-Out · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Auto-delete cookies when closing the browser. It's not that complicated, and while it costs you some extra time (logging on etc.), it might be less than you thought it would. I've been doing it for 5 years now.

  15. The WHO is horrible. on WHO Says Swine Flu May Have Peaked In the US · · Score: 4, Funny

    They did horrible things, e.g. killing the electric car, Sgt Pepper, ...

  16. Re:SANFORD Wallace? on Facebook Awarded $711 Million In Anti-Spam Case · · Score: 1

    I thought he had been hung, drawn and quartered. Oh wait, nevermind, that was William Wallace.

  17. Of course they did. on Neanderthals "Had Sex" With Modern Man · · Score: 1

    ...and I still have my doubts that they've become extinct at all. When I look around me, I can't help but come to the conclusion that they still live among us.

  18. Re:MI5 and MI6? on UK Law Enforcement Is Against "3-Strikes" · · Score: 3, Informative

    Although, to be precise, the MI6 is nowadays called Secret Intelligence Service (SIS) and in contrast to the FBI, the MI5 does not have police-like powers like arresting etc.

  19. Re:I know! on Sam Ramji, Microsoft's Open Source Guru, Is Moving On · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just had this image of Stallman and Ballmer in a room together.

    Uhm, the chairs would propably get caught in Stallman's beard.

  20. Re:"Centrino Duo Processor" on Chrome 4.0 Vs. Opera 10 Vs. Firefox 3.5 · · Score: 1

    If you're being pedantic, do it right.

    Touche. Got me. :-)

  21. "Centrino Duo Processor" on Chrome 4.0 Vs. Opera 10 Vs. Firefox 3.5 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry guys, but Centrino is not a processor. It is a platform, specifying a certain processor, graphics chipset etc..

  22. Re:free upgrades? on Apple To Ship Mac OS X Snow Leopard On August 28 · · Score: 1

    In case you were wondering, 6.0 was Vista.

    Well, to be precise: Vista was NT 6.0, 7 is NT 6.1... The last Windows x.y was Windows ME (4.9, no idea where the 9 comes from, as there is no 8,7,6...)

  23. Re:Gutless? on World's Only Diesel-Electric Honda Insight · · Score: 1
  24. Re:Aging and leakage on Printable Batteries Should Arrive Next Year · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I first met her, she was in her 60's and had an ass like a drum.

    Daddy, is that you?

  25. Re:Asymmetrical warfare on Twitter, Facebook DDoS Attack Targeted One User · · Score: 1

    Except if somebody completely different is behind all that. Somebody who wants exactly that to happen.
    Disclaimer: No, I don't believe that this is the case. It was just an idea...