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HP Accused of Illegal Exportation To Iran

AdamWeeden writes "According to research done by the Boston Globe, HP has been secretly using a third-party company to sell printers to Iran. This is illegal under a ban instituted in 1995 by then US President Bill Clinton. The third-party company, Redington Gulf, operates out of Dubai and previously stated on their web site that the company began in 1997 with 'a team of five people and the HP supplies as our first product, we started operations as the distributor for Iran,' though now the site has been changed to remove the mention of Iran. Has HP unknowingly been supplying Iran with technology or have they been trying to secretly get by the US government's export restrictions?"

287 comments

  1. HPSetup SSID by Gizzmonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nice to hear that another country has its entire WLAN infastructure polluted by "Hpsetup" SSIDs!

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    1. Re:HPSetup SSID by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Better that than fifty thousand "linksys" SSIDs.

      Hey look, there's another one.

    2. Re:HPSetup SSID by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is a really serious matter. Iran already has highly advanced technology allowing them to photoshop pictures of missiles. Now, thanks to HP, they have the technology needed to print pictures of those photoshopped missiles. Next, they could be photoshopping and then printing pictures of tanks, ships, aircraft... where will it all end?

    3. Re:HPSetup SSID by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      "Amy" is a nice alternative in my neighborhood, and of course the street address itself is pretty helpful if you run out of ideas. Me, every time someone new moves in I switch mine to impersonate someone else's name or street number. Not sure what I think I'm accomplishing now that I think about it. But at least I'm not leaving it the default. (But always with a password set of course.)

    4. Re:HPSetup SSID by nacturation · · Score: 1

      This is a really serious matter. Iran already has highly advanced technology allowing them to photoshop pictures of missiles. Now, thanks to HP, they have the technology needed to print pictures of those photoshopped missiles. Next, they could be photoshopping and then printing pictures of tanks, ships, aircraft... where will it all end?

      Postscript is a language, and printers have processors so it's possible to write things like a ray tracer in Postscript. Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of printers being used to do nuclear simulations?

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    5. Re:HPSetup SSID by Anpheus · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should switch it to the address of the new residents so they think the previous owners left a wireless router somewhere in the house turned on.

      Schadenfreude, fun for the whole family.

    6. Re:HPSetup SSID by eiapoce · · Score: 1

      North Koreans use Gameboy hardware in their submarines... and it's no joke.

    7. Re:HPSetup SSID by Atrox666 · · Score: 1

      Nope no HPs...they are trying to force Iran to their knees by making them buy Lexmark.

    8. Re:HPSetup SSID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the shredder!

    9. Re:HPSetup SSID by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      If the Iranians have sufficient computer kit to drive some of the low-end GDI printers HP have introduced of late, where the PS engine is in the driver, they would use those for simulations instead. Many of their good PS/PCL printers run on silicon derived from older GP processors (i960, x86, POWER, etc.), which are more easily obtained for $5 from eBay...

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    10. Re:HPSetup SSID by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You mean ARM processors? Those nice low-power processors used is the Gameboy... Advance... and most mobile phones?
      If yes, then did you just say "Gameboy" instead, because that sounded better?
      If yes, you're pathetic. :P

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    11. Re:HPSetup SSID by eiapoce · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dear sir.

      Look here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/716237.stm - I couldn't find the piece where they were mentioning the Gameboy hardware but I clearly remember it.

      And this proves you're a stinky asshole :P - note the funny emoticon after the offending sentence.

  2. eh hum.... by djupedal · · Score: 4, Funny

    >"Has HP unknowingly been supplying Iran with technology or have they been trying to secretly get by the U.S. governement's export restrictions?"

    Yes.

    Oh, and Timmy...please use a modern browser w/spell checking, thanks.

    1. Re:eh hum.... by moderatorrater · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can't imagine that the Iran market is big enough to justify the risk of getting caught. But that's just me.

    2. Re:eh hum.... by djupedal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're right about getting caught, but it isn't HP that is at risk.

      HP and other printing manufs. have worked with various govts. to enable certain embedded tracking technologies that allow security agents to trace printed materials back to the hardware used to create it.

      This is all well and good, but only if your suspects use it - this is where the need to 'avoid' certain govt. regulations comes into play. And if you do it legally, then your prey might get wind of the trap. Just like in the movies, where the undercover cop gets busted right along with the bad buys so that he can continue to pull the wool over their eyes...hopefully.

    3. Re:eh hum.... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A small market is very much justifiable for sufficiently small values of "risk of getting caught" and "likely punishment". As it so happens, sufficiently small values seem to be the state of things. Frankly, I'm not sure why HP is the story here. Sure, they are almost definitely guilty of evading the spirit of the law, and quite possibly the letter; but HP's degenerate printers aren't really a big deal. The fact that a steady stream of oh, say, oil drilling and logistical equipment(including stuff with radioisotopes) has been getting transshipped for years seems much more interesting.

      It is things like this that I find interesting about the behavior of our present administration(and, I'll note, some past ones, though they tended not to play the apocalyptic side nearly as hard). When it comes to talking about how dire the threat posed by Iran, or terrorists, or whoever it is, no description is too grandiose, no measure to severe or too costly. When it comes to actually doing something that might upset the corporate sponsors, though, all that is off. The west is supposed to be locked in some sort of existential struggle of civilizations, and you are telling me that we can't keep HP from selling printers to Iran, or get Bechtel to build barracks that don't electrocute our own people?

      I suppose this shouldn't really surprise me, half of American "captains of industry" seem to have spent WWII goose-stepping; but the dissonance still throws me. People talk like this is a matter of total war; but regulate like it doesn't matter at all.

    4. Re:eh hum.... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      justify the risk of getting caught

      Just like the drug market (or any other black market), the "risk of getting caught" is calculated into the price you pay.

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    5. Re:eh hum.... by binarylarry · · Score: 2, Funny

      yeah, because there are a ton of good printing options in Iran.

      I can see it now:

      Now introducting Al-Dirka Hassan's Muhamdojet 1000! It can print 5 millihectares with a single cartridge of sheeps blood!

      It is compatible with any type of papyrus or parchment!

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    6. Re:eh hum.... by Gorshkov · · Score: 4, Informative

      I can't imagine that the Iran market is big enough to justify the risk of getting caught. But that's just me.

      2007 estimates put the population of Iran at 70.4 million people, good for the 17th largest country in the world. Hardly a 'small' market

    7. Re:eh hum.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, 825 pages from a single cartridge, refillable at any market, and supports feeding thick paper stocks? Where can I buy such a printer?

    8. Re:eh hum.... by Klaus_1250 · · Score: 1

      [quote]embedded tracking technologies[/quote] Can you elaborate on that? I take it the yellow dots are no longer used, but what do they use nowadays?

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    9. Re:eh hum.... by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't imagine that the Iran market is big enough to justify the risk of getting caught. But that's just me.

      Yeah, that's just you. An oil-rich country with 70 million inhabitants, many of them middle-class, urbanized, literate, and under 30, is a gold mine.

      Don't think Iran is anything like Afghanistan or Iraq. It is among the most developed countries in the Middle-East and Central Asia, and definitely the one with the best-educated population.

      As a side note, finding common computing equipment and parts there is not a problem, and virtually everything imported to Iran either transits via Dubai or (more often than not) directly bought there to wholesale companies. The goods are then loaded on small wooden boats and shipped to Iran. Most of this trade escapes any sort of control (at least on the Dubai side of things).

      In other words, the "US embargo on Iran" is a frigging joke, and a total waste of time.

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    10. Re:eh hum.... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't think Iran is anything like Afghanistan or Iraq. It is among the most developed countries in the Middle-East and Central Asia, and definitely the one with the best-educated population.

      FWIW, that's an honor that Iraq was in competition for, back before the embargoes.

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    11. Re:eh hum.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I can't imagine that the Iran market is big enough to justify the risk of getting caught. But that's just me.

      Yeah, what can the country with the 18th biggest GDP in the world and 70 million people want with HP products.

    12. Re:eh hum.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps HP should adopt IBMs marketing idea from the years back: "IBM means service". To reapeat the attitude of Tom Watson Jr. during 1979 ambassadorship to SU as the SU occupied Afghanistan and Watson Jr. was called to Washington (Carters administration): "If you want to declare war or have a boycott, fine but breaking a commitment to a customer is always wrong." Let the governments of the US and Iran battle it out as they please (nuclear or whatever), but keep the HP service and parts flowing. After all, IBM did it with the Nazis too (to count the jewish part of the population).

    13. Re:eh hum.... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      The Iran market is big enough to justify plenty of risk. It's about a quarter the size of the U.S. market.

      This doesn't look like a case of "getting caught" so much as just doing something out in the open, hoping the law won't get enforced. It's not like they were "busted" by e.g. a test page coming out with praises for Allah.

    14. Re:eh hum.... by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Yep, that's it. We're going to take em down when we prove without a doubt that the IED schematics were printed with an HP Color Laserjet CP4005 (600x600 DPI at 25ppm! those terrorists have better office equipment than I do!)

    15. Re:eh hum.... by antibryce · · Score: 1

      not to mention you won't have much competition from any other US firms.

    16. Re:eh hum.... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      He didn't say how big the cartridges are.

    17. Re:eh hum.... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The population of Iran isn't quite like the populations of western countries or industrializing China and India. Of those 70.4 million people, few of the are in a position to buy these printers. I would guess, from old numbers (I don't care to look up the current stats), that of that population, probably less then 15% outside the government would be in a position to buy one. While Iran has a pretty good web presence, the computers are getting old and a lot is because of university and cafe access.

      In 2007, there was an estimated 11.6 computers for every 100 people in Iran. I'm not sure if that counted government computers of not, I know it did for the Universities and cafes. But 11.6% ownership is relatively low compared to 2006 numbers like 25.6% in United Arab Emirates or 23.7% in Kuwait or 87.6% in Canada. Israel has something like 122.1 computers for every 100 people which seems a bit odd. But the market, as large as it might seem, isn't that large in reality. It brings that 70.4 million back to a realistic and less impressive 8.1 million.

    18. Re:eh hum.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Now introducting Al-Dirka Hassan's Muhamdojet 1000! It can print 5 millihectares with a single cartridge of sheeps blood!

      I understand that this is tongue in cheek post, but in practice, I've found that a lost of fellow Westerners don't realize what Iran is - they think it's an authoritarian theocracy (correct), and therefore overly backwards and often lumped together with the likes of Afghanistan and Iraq (not correct). Iran has a population of 70 million people, a rather well developed economy and industry (not just machinery, but advanced stuff like pharma and biotech). Its military industry is strong enough to design and produce pretty much the whole range of military equipment, from assault rifles and tanks to fighter planes and submarines.

    19. Re:eh hum.... by pkphilip · · Score: 1

      I have worked with projects for Iranian customers. They have all the gear you would think an IT setup would need - Blade/Rack servers, OSs (MS), databases (SQL Server, Oracle) etc.

      There are some pretty large firms in Iran and it would be foolish to consider Iran a small market.

    20. Re:eh hum.... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Population is not necessarily the same as market size. I am not up enough on Iran economics to know how many printers they have in use or would have demands for. I doubt however that they would come close to the per capita hardware expenditures that we have in the United States. Add into that equation the fact that I would think Iran would have an anti-West bias and I don't know that Iran is that attractive of a market given the penalties associated with trying to tap it.

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    21. Re:eh hum.... by roggg · · Score: 1

      So using your numbers, the computer market in Iran (11 % of 70m, or 7.7m) is many times larger than Kuwait's and UAE's put together. It's also about the same size as Israel's. It's about 1/3rd the size of Canada's (the size of Ontario's market for example).

      This is not negligible, especially in a market with restricted access to many competing products.

    22. Re:eh hum.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please continue to ignore the original poster's point. That the market size is not large enough TO RISK GETTING CAUGHT. Instead, keep just arguing that it is a large enough market to want to be in.

    23. Re:eh hum.... by toddhisattva · · Score: 0, Informative

      WRT Iran,

      It is among the most developed countries in the Middle-East and Central Asia, and definitely the one with the best-educated population.

      Except Israel.

      I mean, you did say "the one" with no additional qualifiers to dig out of the hole. There can be only one "one."

      It is perhaps correct to except Israel, as what they've done in a half century is far more impressive than what the rest of the Middle East has done for a thousand years. By excepting Israel, you avoid embarrassing the rest.

      Problem is, that puts you on the same side as those who are trying to except Israel by force.

    24. Re:eh hum.... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Problem is, that puts you on the same side as those who are trying to except Israel by force.

      Are you in favor of senseless and random pollution of the environemnt?
      No?
      Well, the problem then is that puts you on the same side as as the terrorists in the Earth Liberation Front.
      Why do you support terrorism?

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    25. Re:eh hum.... by commking · · Score: 1

      You would be suprised - with a population of around 70 million, Iran is one of the biggest markets in the Middle East. Having lived in Iran for one year, I can tell you that the shops are full of everything from Western Digital drives to Intel chips. The embargo only causes problems with the very high end of the market.

    26. Re:eh hum.... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Let me pick the worlds biggest populations, their computer usage numbers and we can play at this asshatery all day long.

      I actually credited Iran with about 8.1 million in the market but we can use your rounded numbers. The point was that the market wasn't huge like the parent was attempting to claim. It is less then 15% of the size he attempted to make it seem like. This is hardly worth getting arrested over unless there is some problem with money. Of those 7.7 million computers, about one third will likely be servers and you will most likely have 5 or more to a networked printer in an office environment, then you have to consider that most Iranian citizens aren't exactly swimming in cash so only a percentage of them will be in the market. Now if we ignore the fact that other printer manufacturers (Non-US) will likely be already selling printers in the market, the number of potential printer sales drops drastically.

  3. Oh dear god by huzur79 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We gave Muslims top secret printer technology. They can now print G'Had pantalets at 28 ppm. The world will now end.

    1. Re:Oh dear god by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not the printer technology per se, it's the ban on crypto export. Them there printers can be used to print steganographic messages :)

    2. Re:Oh dear god by huzur79 · · Score: 1

      **pamphlets

    3. Re:Oh dear god by Applekid · · Score: 1

      Intelligence shows they have some papercraft weapons of mass distruction pointed at cities all over Western Europe.

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    4. Re:Oh dear god by sgbett · · Score: 1

      **Jihad

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    5. Re:Oh dear god by huzur79 · · Score: 5, Informative

      For those to lazy to look up what he is talking about check this out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steganography#Usage_in_modern_printers I am amazed at the example shown in the wikipedia page.

    6. Re:Oh dear god by couchslug · · Score: 4, Funny

      "We gave Muslims top secret printer technology."

      We also gave them HP printer drivers. That's like requiring them to throw shoes at themselves if they want to print.

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    7. Re:Oh dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They can now print G'Had pantalets at 28 ppm

      What are pantalets? Tiny, tiny trousers?

    8. Re:Oh dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe they are called the Shahab 1, 2 and 3.

    9. Re:Oh dear god by remember_beos · · Score: 1

      seriously? score 5 for informative? what about score 6 for freaking hilarious?? ahh man, i think the slashdot gods missed the joke on that one... or am i really the only one that laughed out loud, jumped through hoops to log in, then got depressed to realize there was nothing i could do but comment?

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    10. Re:Oh dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you sure they weren't referring to the cryptographic messages that the printers give whenever there's an error?

    11. Re:Oh dear god by speculatrix · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is that the Iranians thought they had an answer to the old question "how do I set my laser printer to stun".

    12. Re:Oh dear god by Ironchew · · Score: 1

      ::whoosh::

      ***Gee-Hod, which is truly capable of making the world end.

    13. Re:Oh dear god by sgbett · · Score: 1
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    14. Re:Oh dear god by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      I didn't believe it, so I wrote a prog to 'and' each value w/ 0x03 and multiply by 85. It works! Freaky.

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    15. Re:Oh dear god by m50d · · Score: 1

      Huh? Hp does effective, nonintrusive drivers that sit there quietly and work; seriously, they're one of the best on this.

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    16. Re:Oh dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what he was talking about. He was joking. You are an idiot.

  4. ummm ... printers? by Kristoph · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Is it not a good think for the people of Iran to have access to printers? You know, to express their right to free speech and stuff?

    Is there some military use for this stuff, I am not aware of?

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    1. Re:ummm ... printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      printing American currency?

    2. Re:ummm ... printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      These are general economic sanctions, not merely restrictions on military technology. The Clinton-era embargo bans all commercial and financial transactions with Iran.

    3. Re:ummm ... printers? by AndrewHowe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Weapons of Mass Instruction?

    4. Re:ummm ... printers? by deft · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The military is run very much like any other enterprise; cell phones, fax machines, computers, and -printers-. lots of paperwork. a big part of the military is moving data/information, documenting it, getting it in front of people to make decisions. alot of paying bills, aquiring supplies, etc.

      anything that helps a business run pretty much helps the military run. the better it is, the more efficient the war machine is.

      (although im sure some vets would disagree the paperwork helps anything... haha.. but you get the idea)

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    5. Re:ummm ... printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why devalue the paper?

    6. Re:ummm ... printers? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      They're used in Iranian torture facilities. Have you ever seen a grown man be fed through a printer feet first? I don't know if it's the most painful way to die, but it sure as hell ranks up there.

    7. Re:ummm ... printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weapons of Mass Instruction?

      Win :D

    8. Re:ummm ... printers? by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah, they're modern HP printers. Light pinch, then the printer breaks.

      If they were LaserJet 4s, though...

    9. Re:ummm ... printers? by mkiwi · · Score: 1

      "You know, express their right to free speech and stuff?"

      I think what you meant to say was that printers help information flow and that could encourage people to modernize their views.
      There is no free speech in Iran- it's a concept that originated in the west.

    10. Re:ummm ... printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think what you meant to say was that printers help information flow and that could encourage people to modernize their views.
      There is no free speech in Iran- it's a concept that originated in the west.

      I'm quite sure he meant their human rights. Iran might not honor those, but that doesn't mean Iranians don't have them. Specifically, in this case, freedom of the press.

    11. Re:ummm ... printers? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Did it escape your attention that some of these printers have lasers?! Now all the Iranians need are some sharks and they'll hold us all hostage for One Hundred Billion Dollars!

      Thanks a lot, HP.

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    12. Re:ummm ... printers? by zaf · · Score: 1

      Nah
      The prisoners are forced to troubleshoot printing problems with only the message "PC LOAD LETTER"

    13. Re:ummm ... printers? by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the Iran War Machine is going to be FIERCE with all those printers, yeah, I'm shaking already

      The US has modern planes, nuclear bombs, etc, Iran has PRINTERS, WOW, too close to call really...

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    14. Re:ummm ... printers? by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 2, Funny

      You've obviously never been in an Iranian torture facility. They strap you to a chair, and force you to watch Titanic and Spice World in full Dolby digital surround sound, and in 3D. About an hour into the movies, the prisoners beg to be fed to the HP printers.

      Hey, actually, this doesn't sound like a half-bad T.V. show. "Persian Science Theater 3000"

      Hooman: Abbas, what the hell are we watching?
      Abbas: I don't know Hooman, the box said "Plan 9 From Outer Space." I heard it won the Golden Raspberry Award, I think they give that to the top films! Raspberries taste good, so the movie should have been good!
      Kavan: Hold me, Abbas, I want to die.

      [The three men gouge their own eyes out]

    15. Re:ummm ... printers? by dsginter · · Score: 1

      Is there some military use for this stuff, I am not aware of?

      The build-sheet on a 5Si Laserjet is nearly equivalent to that of a Soviet T-34 tank.

      Have you never noticed the resemblance?

      Wise up, man.

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    16. Re:ummm ... printers? by the+linux+geek · · Score: 1

      Actually, Iran's military, whether or not they're equipped with printers is one of the most modern in the region. Although their F-14 fighters are in storage to increase their lifetimes, they've reverse-engineered and heavily upgraded their F-5's to a fairly high standard. In addition, they've purchased high-end Russian fighters recently. A war between Iran and the US would be extremely costly for both sides, especially given Iran's propensity for using child soldiers.

    17. Re:ummm ... printers? by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt it. Training and doctrine makes the difference, not equipment. The US military is still undefeatable in a fair fight. Destroying the Iranian air force would cost us the same 24 hours+pocket change that the Iraqi air force cost us.

      Of course, the real war only begins when we "win."

    18. Re:ummm ... printers? by anagama · · Score: 1
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    19. Re:ummm ... printers? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      That depends on your definition of "fair". Some people like to pretend there are rules to war.

    20. Re:ummm ... printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah, we're still have LJ 4M+ at office. Works

    21. Re:ummm ... printers? by nonewmsgs · · Score: 1

      my god the iranians can print in triplicate with ease!

    22. Re:ummm ... printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very little of the war's expenses were incurred prior to "Mission Accomplished." Building and maintaining permanent bases in hostile territory to expand one's empire is where the money goes.

  5. Unknowingly? by geobeck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has HP unknowingly been supplying Iran with technology

    Only if you put big finger-quotes around "unknowingly".

    On the other hand, maybe this is a secret government plot to bankrupt Iran by selling them cheap printers, then gouging them on cartridges.

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    1. Re:Unknowingly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't work for HP, but I do work for a large company that has more business abroad than here in the states.

      I would have to say without any doubt that this had to be done unknowingly because at the company where I work they stress to each employee not to work with certain companies (and Iran is on the list) because if we do we will be in violation of US Export laws and the US government could decide that we can't export anything to any other country. That would cause me and just about every other person in my comany to lose their jobs.

      So, yeah, based on the risks of a US based company exporting to a country that the US government has sanctions against, there is absolutely no way at all that HP management knowingly shipped to Iran.

    2. Re:Unknowingly? by D+Ninja · · Score: 4, Funny

      they stress to each employee not to work with certain companies (and Iran is on the list)

      Ah, yes. The great company of Iran.

    3. Re:Unknowingly? by Jethro · · Score: 1

      > Only if you put big finger-quotes around "unknowingly".

      Also around "technology".

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    4. Re:Unknowingly? by geobeck · · Score: 1

      ...at the company where I work they stress to each employee not to work with certain companies (and Iran is on the list) because if we do we will be in violation of US Export laws and the US government could decide that we can't export anything to any other country. That would cause me and just about every other person in my comany to lose their jobs.

      That's not proof that a big company like HP wouldn't do it; just that they'd be creative in finding ways around the export restrictions.

      And if they really weren't aware that this has been happening, this would be a good time unload stock in a company that hasn't got a clue about due diligence. Compare this to e-waste disposal. My company audits our e-waste recyclers, who audit their downstream recyclers, to make sure our used computers don't end up in an illegal e-waste shipment to China. If HP doesn't periodically audit its distributors, especially those in the Middle East, they're doing a pretty crappy job of covering their asses against federal prosecution--especially if the distributor boldly stated on their website that they distribute to Iran.

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    5. Re:Unknowingly? by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      companies are people, so why not let them be governments too?

      oh, wait that's been done.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_India_Company

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    6. Re:Unknowingly? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but a Chinese business partner don't give a damn about those rules. They run extra stuff all the time from the sweatshops, fake bags, shirts, cell phones, iPods, etc. If you make it in China, they counterfeit it. HP can take their cut for their "IP", it's not like HP actually MADE any of that stuff, or the Chinese will ship the product with empty logo spots anyway and HP gets nothing.

      Enforcing an embargo against any country is like trying to enforce the US labor unions in all those other countries! US companies are just middlemen now, they don't MAKE anything.

    7. Re:Unknowingly? by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Or is HP working with us to install virus infected ROM chips inside Iranian government offices?

      Our government can't be that competent, right?

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    8. Re:Unknowingly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ""unknowingly""

    9. Re:Unknowingly? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It gets worse, in the article, they mention someone at HP claiming that Iran is their largest growth market to some English print rag in the middle east. If that statement is true, HP can't claim ignorance of anything.

    10. Re:Unknowingly? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      So, yeah, based on the risks of a US based company exporting to a country that the US government has sanctions against, there is absolutely no way at all that HP management knowingly shipped to Iran.

      As opposed to ... HP sell goods to merchants ; [STEP01] merchants sell to other merchants who (loop to previous step as often as seems appropriate) ; somewhere in the chain is a merchant who is unwilling, or unable. to comply with a US ban. That merchant sells on to a company whose other business has nothing to do with the US. No grounds for secrecy.

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  6. Those commie bastards by Murpster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Selling product to people who want them is a slap in the face of our American free market system!! How dare they!

    1. Re:Those commie bastards by olliec420 · · Score: 0

      But you should be selling that kinda stuff to those nuclear trying to have a-rabs

    2. Re:Those commie bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, snap!

    3. Re:Those commie bastards by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      A prerequisite for free market practices, in the modern world, is peace. They should be able to sell their goods at our ports, and we at theirs, but the public declaration of enmity kind of gets in the way.

      Interestingly enough, the era of medieval empires 1500 ago had many instances of merchants being allowed to trade through political borders without harm. People would trade with their foes one day and face them on the battlefield in the next. I still marvel at the stories of Saladin feasting with the crusader commanders the nights before they fight. Human beings are bizarre.

  7. Printers? by qw0ntum · · Score: 1

    There is something wrong in the world when a private company can't sell its printers to a private buyer simply because the seller is in the US and the buyer is in Iran. I understand the reason for sanctions (whether or not I agree with that reason), but I am pretty sure that some people's liberties are being infringed due to a political disagreement they have nothing to do with. Nothing new, I guess, for Iran or the US.

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    1. Re:Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing to do with HP or printers. Only with Iran and oil. This piece of news is part of the media onslaught making your common yank think that Iran is the most horribly evil country in the world that requires immediate "liberation". Take a look at a political map. Find Afghanistan and find Iraq. Connect the dots.

      Mark my words.

  8. IBM by mozumder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is what IBM did during WWII to avoid the ban on sales to Nazi Germany.

    You are with the free market system, or you are against it.

    1. Re:IBM by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      and those machines were then used in the "census" process and later the Holocaust. I read somewhere that the Nazis couldn't have been nearly as thorough in their genocide without the IBMs.

      http://archives.cnn.com/2001/LAW/03/columns/fl.sebok.IBM.holocaust.03.15/

      moral/ethical culpability.
      mmmk?

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    2. Re:IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can be for a free market system within your country. The question then becomes what constitutes a "free market system" if you can only sell things in your country. But, there are many levels of freedom.

      False Dichotomy.

    3. Re:IBM by glgraca · · Score: 1

      They didn't need a census to kill 20 million soviets.

  9. Ixnay on the interpay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    shhhhhh.... it is a CIA ploy to bankrupt Iran via HP printer ink refills... would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for that meddling /.

  10. Are IT embargoes even possible? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's for a moment gloss over whether those restrictions are good ideas. Are they even possible? I mean, we're talking about computing hardware here, the kind of stuff you can buy anywhere in the world without identification. It's not like a ban on nuclear materials where there's a limited supply and you can watch the sources pretty closely. So if HP quits selling to Iran, what's to stop them from buying from Turkey or England or India or Japan or China, and how could we ever pretend to know or that we could prevent it?

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    1. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 5, Informative

      So if HP quits selling to Iran, what's to stop them from buying from Turkey or England or India or Japan or China, and how could we ever pretend to know or that we could prevent it?

      Absolutely nothing, and in fact, that is what already happens. Embargoes against Iran are impossible. During my last trip there, the shops were littered with pretty much the same consumer goods - both electronic and not - that you would find here in the States.

      For goods produced by U.S. companies, there is always a middle-man involved. I am not 100% sure who, but from talking to several small-business owners over there, they get most of their U.S. produced goods through Italy. There is a big mark-up on hardware, however. You can expect to pay the equivalent of several hundred dollars more for a top-of-the-line graphics card by Nvidia, for instance.

      I know you're not really discussing whether they are a good idea, but I can't help but share my two cents. The embargoes are about as retarded as the ones on Cuba are. The embargoes will never "punish" the Iranian government as they will always have enough wealth and power to get whatever they want from Dubai. The people who suffer are the citizens of Iran who actually LIKE the U.S. and want a friendly, normal relationship.

      With the trade deficit being as high as it is, and with a huge market in Iran wanting U.S. made items, it really makes no sense to keep these restrictions, especially since they are getting it through third-parties anyway.

    2. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1, 2, or 3 yeah easy to get away with. For an office you need 30+, that is expensive and a pain to sneak in.

    3. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by hackerjoe · · Score: 1

      I would imagine they work pretty much the same way bans, embargoes, and tariffs work for all goods: exports and imports are declared by the sender and inspected at the border. The government bodies that deal with imports and exports have been doing it for a really long time.

      That's not to say smuggling doesn't happen, but I think by now it's a pretty well-understood problem.

      When the ban was put in place the people who put it in place surely knew roughly how many printers were likely to be smuggled in from the US anyway, how many would come from sources in other countries, etc. I can believe there wasn't a good reason for passing the law, but assuming they were completely ignorant of the possibility of smuggling is going a little far...

    4. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by corbettw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only that, but the company that's actually selling inside Iran is in Dubai. So how is this HP's fault in the first place? Last time I checked, we don't have any sanctions on Dubai, so it's perfectly legal for HP to sell its products to that middleman. Unless the sanction means that US companies can't even do business with people who do business with other people in Iran, but then how the hell do you police that?

      All sanctions manage to accomplish is to give a dictatorial regime a convenient boogeyman for all their nation's problems. I'd like someone to list one time when sanctions actually accomplished anything useful beyond simply starving the innocent population of a nation of goods and services they might otherwise have bought.

      Besides, if we removed the sanctions on Iran, they'd be covered in McDonald's, Starbucks, and Wal-Mart Supercenters with the latest American Idol blaring out of every speaker in the country so damn fast it would make your head spin. Now THAT's how you conquer another people without wasting money on bombs and bullets.

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    5. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I would imagine they work pretty much the same way bans, embargoes, and tariffs work for all goods: exports and imports are declared by the sender and inspected at the border.

      We (the US) have inspectors at every entry point into Iran? Remember, it's us trying to keep them from importing, not them trying to keep themselves from doing it.

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    6. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      For goods produced by U.S. companies, there is always a middle-man involved.

      What does the US actually "produce" anyways? Is there even one printer assembly line in the US? At some point we are going to realize letting other countries do all the hard work gives them power and prevents us from dictating terms.

    7. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      I was out on a shopping trip in Kuwait City with some friends and coworkers. We were in uniform - plainly US military. A rug merchant invited us to inspect his store.

      "These are the very best rugs you can get. Iranian quality. Very best. Best prices," he assured us. One of my friends caught this and asked "are these Iranian rugs?" Iranian products are illegal to import in to the US. The store keeper paused his sales pitch for a brief second. "These are Persian rugs. Very best quality. You can buy these." He then produced a roll of small stickers that read "Made in Pakistan."

      I'm not versed in rugs. I couldn't tell you where these were made. I could believe they were knock-offs from Pakistan. I wouldn't be surprised to find out they really came from Iran as the merchant originally implied. I do know a few small rugs went home to the US after our deployment.

    8. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by Samschnooks · · Score: 1

      Are they even possible? I mean, we're talking about computing hardware here, the kind of stuff you can buy anywhere in the world without identification.

      For the sake of argument, let's say it is. I think it's pretty arrogant of our Congress to think that only the US is capable of making printers, computers, anything in aerospace, or any other technology. But in passing these laws, they just hurt our export business and as a result, our economy. Just look at the aerospace industry. Congress passed this restrictive law and the only thing that happened was that other countries created their own technology and now has taken a major chunk of US business. Yes, I understand that there should be restrictions on some things (stealth and nukes for example), but run of the mill technology that's easy to reproduce?

    9. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      The US outmanufactures everyone else, producing 2.5 times (either the next guy or the top markets combined; I can't remember, it was a very informative slashdot post). Look hard and you will find.

      Just because the US and other G8 members don't produce cheap, unreliable, dangerous and synthetic crap doesn't mean they don't produce anything. I don't really have stuff that says "MADE IN CANADA" on the bottom... and yet we produce enough to be considered a G8 member. That money has to come from somewhere, and I really doubt all the G8 GDP comes from petrochemicals, pharmaceuticals, and software...

      Printers are too low-margin to be made in industrialised nations. But then again, CPUs are often made in Singapore and Germany, so you never know.

      (I think it's more of a question of US-engineered.)

    10. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      The entire point of the embargo is to raise prices and make products less accessible. It is simply folly to assume, as you do, that the purpose of the embargo is to block 100% of products, and that the policy is expected to work 100% of the time. Smuggling raises prices, as you say. So instead of a shipment of 300 computers for nuclear simulation and research, they only get 100, which lengthens the time before they can detonate a nuclear weapon. And the decrease in the price of oil is hitting the Iranian government hard. There is a large segment of the Iranian population that is essentially being bribed into compliance. Revolutions happen when enough people get pissed off enough...but I suppose that it's OK that Islamic Republic of Iran is ruled by an openly anti-semitic religious dictatorship.

      For that matter, what sort of God-given right does anyone have to expect American goods? They have the entire rest of the world to trade with, why do they want to buy Made In USA?

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    11. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 1

      So instead of a shipment of 300 computers for nuclear simulation and research, they only get 100, which lengthens the time before they can detonate a nuclear weapon.

      Obvious troll regarding detonating a nuclear weapon aside, you missed the part where I said that the Government of Iran can get whatever they want, whenever they want. They have enough resources and contacts spread out through Lebanon, Dubai, France (who helped bring them the Ayatollah), Russia, and Italy to be able to get those 300 computers. They don't need a contract and licensing agreement with IBM or HP to get the computers that they need.

      Also, the actual equipment needed to do "nuclear simulation and research" is in a totally different class. We're talking about consumer-grade stuff here.

      There is a large segment of the Iranian population that is essentially being bribed into compliance.

      They're not being bribed, they're being violently coerced. A few years ago, they had massive student-led protests against the government where the ones responsible "disappeared" and were taken away to be tortured somewhere. There's not a whole lot of citizens in Iran who are actually happy with their current government.

      Of the 47 million eligible voters, only some 47% actually bothered to vote in 2005, especially after the Guardian Council invalidated the majority of the candidates that they deemed ineligible.

      Revolutions happen when enough people get pissed off enough...but I suppose that it's OK that Islamic Republic of Iran is ruled by an openly anti-semitic religious dictatorship.

      I fail to see how this is relevant to our discussion on printers appearing in Iran or whether embargoes are working or not, which we clearly realize that they aren't. You obviously have a personal grudge against Iran's government. That's fine, join the club. I'm the President.

      For that matter, what sort of God-given right does anyone have to expect American goods? They have the entire rest of the world to trade with, why do they want to buy Made In USA?

      Nobody is expecting American goods. And nobody should have the "god-given" right to provide or deny goods. In a free market, this should be between the manufacturers, vendors, and citizens, not backwards ideology.

      However, seeing as how most of the citizens of America are perfectly content with "Made in China" and seeing the $705 billion dollar trade deficit that America is racking up, and seeing that this is the most perfect opportunity to strengthen relations with citizens of a country that are obviously fed up with their own Government, I assumed that this would be a win-win situation for everyone.

    12. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Thats bizarre. What does the US have against Iranian rug makers?

    13. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by mi · · Score: 1

      Obvious troll regarding detonating a nuclear weapon aside

      There is nothing "trolling" about this point — to doubt, that Iran is trying to obtain a nuclear weapon is to deny the obvious...

      you missed the part where I said that the Government of Iran can get whatever they want, whenever they want.

      He did not miss it. You missed his point, that while, yes, they can get anything, they'll have to pay higher price for it, which, in turn, means, they'll be getting less of it.

      They're not being bribed, they're being violently coerced.

      The two aren't mutually exclusive. You can get by commanding genuine support of 30%, bribing another 30%, an violently suppressing the restless 2%, would, actually, rise up against you. Not being supported by the other 38% is Ok, as long as are reasonably quiet.

      Being short of cash will change the above ratios — to your detriment. Which is the whole point of embargo.

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    14. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Thats bizarre. What does the US have against Iranian rug makers?

      The same thing the US has against Iranian computer enthusiasts / businesses. That is, its an embargo. No US products exported there. No Iranian imported from there.

    15. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll here - I'll give a response.

      You already know that the middle man is Customs. You really cannot hide this. The Middle East will always know - look where they were sent - Dubai. I am really sick of HP screwing the printer markets with garbage product that you cannot even find a refill for. They have been doing this for about a year and a half.

      You seem to want these printers going to Greece. What do you think that they could do with them? Auto print from Jabber? Already been done elsewhere.

      I will say that the Middle East is really sick of the US making crap product and trying to export it. They put it in the stores and people buy it stolen. They think that it is magi product when they forgot when they even bought it in the first place. No receipt for Customs though.

    16. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Canada's contribution to the IT world seems to be modems. No idea why; but virtually every modem I've run into in the past decade has had a little Canadian origin sticker.

    17. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by NM+Kuttiady · · Score: 0

      Citation required !!!

    18. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by k7gixxer · · Score: 1

      Sanctions that worked? South Africa.

    19. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      I believe that the way the relevant act is written, HP cannot sell to any company that it expects (or is reasonably expected) to sell to Iran (or Cuba, North Korea).
      If they are discovered to be selling through an intermediary, HP can face fines, right to sell to the US govt., criminal charges etc. etc.
      IANAL

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    20. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US manufactures plenty of arms and propaganda. Not much else.

    21. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All that did is debase the value of their currency and increased the suffering of the poor. It was a bloody civil war that freed South Africa from apartheid.

    22. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U.S. made items

      Precisely what are these items of which you speak? We make next to nothing these days. Surely they don't want pickups and SUVs that fall apart before you get them out the dealer's parking lots?

    23. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? by epine · · Score: 1

      it really makes no sense to keep these restrictions, especially since they are getting it [anyway]

      Are we talking about sending your teenage daughter to a convent, or the international trade in goods?

      In the former case, I concede your logic.

      An embargo has effects at every level of the supply chain *even if* the product arrives at the embargoed destination at the end of the day.

      And here I was able to conclude that society should abandon moralizing to teenagers about abstinence, since they're going to get it anyway, but now I realize, after reading your post, how the syllogisms underlying this message often make a deep impression and carry over into other venues.

      Doh! It's amazing really, our moral policy purports to be one thing, but accomplishes something else. Wow, just think if this gets out, how many people out there will lining up to return their copy of "Diplomacy for Dummies".

  11. We should be trading with them and everyone! by A12m0v · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At a time where our economy is taking a beating we should be glad that someone is willing to buy our stuff, even if they are crappy and actually made in China.

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    1. Re:We should be trading with them and everyone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful?

      Trade sanctions are supposed to be a response (ie: invading another country, developing nuclear weapons, etc).

      If sanctions with Iran are a bad idea when the US economy is in the dumps, then they're a bad idea when it's not.

      Trade restrictions of this type are not a tool to prop-up a failing, or protect a strong economy.

      If the trade sanctions imposed on Iran are unjust then remove them for that reason, not because out pocket books are a little tighter.

  12. This is gona hurt a bit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    HP recently acquired EDS.
    EDS holds the contract for NavyMarineCorpsIntranet.
    aforementioned contract is up for renewal soon.

    I can't imagine this helping EDS, An HP Company to re-win the contract.

    1. Re:This is gona hurt a bit... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine this helping EDS, An HP Company to re-win the contract.

      I can't imagine it hurting, since Halliburton got dinged for doing the same thing (with Iraq and Libya, and, IIRC, directly, not through a cut-out) in the 1990s, and it didn't hurt its subsequent military contracts.

  13. a total non issue .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    Apart from HP there are dozens of US companies who utilize the same methods of bypassing the pretend ban. Now what would be more believable was if the US banned the importation of Iranian OIL and locked up some OIL executives ..

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    1. Re:a total non issue .. by edalytical · · Score: 1

      What so China can just buy all the Iranian oil at a reduced price? Politics and economics don't mix.

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    2. Re:a total non issue .. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Actually, it doesn't matter. Iran sells their oil on the open world market. We could "not touch Iranian oil at all" and it wouldn't effect a thing. In fact, it is likely that we don't buy Iranian oil as it is, there is no need to. We would just purchase and take delivery from a country easier to access and more friendly to us. If we buy up all the Saudi oil, china isn't going to pay more for saudi oil, they will just buy the Iran oil and the market stays the same.

      The difference between now and the 70's is that Clinton put us back on the world oil markets and deregulated the trade where carter took us off the world market when the oil embargo of the 70's came about.

  14. helping the military run .. by rs232 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "anything that helps a business run pretty much helps the military run"

    Then who not ban the importation of their OIL, or how about invading Iran and liberating the OIL and then selling it back to them just like Bush did in Iraq. Only first they'll have to talk up the bogus WMD scare ..

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    1. Re:helping the military run .. by anexkahn · · Score: 1

      I don't think that Oil Liberation has proven to be all that economical

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    2. Re:helping the military run .. by Darby · · Score: 1

      I don't think that Oil Liberation has proven to be all that economical

      What do you mean? We the people paid for it (socialized costs) the oil and weapons industries profited massively (privatized profit). That is a perfect example of fascist economics running smoothly and well. Everything went exactly according to plan.

  15. Re:Least of the problems by Mashiki · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know Canada had price controls on their goods in 1980, so...the US killed 2 million of us? Oh no wait you're just an uninformed troll.

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  16. They already have the presses by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just before the islamic revolution, the Shah had acquired US made bank note printing presses, the exact same used to make US dollars.
    So they can already make the most real fake notes.

    1. Re:They already have the presses by camperslo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just before the islamic revolution, the Shah had acquired US made bank note printing presses, the exact same used to make US dollars. So they can already make the most real fake notes

      The Shah has been out of power for close to 30 years. The look and technology of U.S. currency has changed much in that time. There is much more to it than just the presses.

      Being an oil-exporting nation, isn't it likely that Iran has enough cash without resorting to fake currency?
      Trade restrictions and currency are separate issues.

    2. Re:They already have the presses by dwye · · Score: 1

      > So they can already make the most real fake notes.

      Any Xerox machine could do a good job on US currency of the 1970s, and a hand-carved engraving could match the governments, if the engraver cared to put in the effort. The trick was and is to get the paper right. The US Government closely monitors its few suppliers of paper, to ensure that nothing gets left outside or falls off the truck, or any other such dodge.

    3. Re:They already have the presses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being an oil-exporting nation, isn't it likely that Iran has enough cash without resorting to fake currency?

      Back in February 2008, the answer would have been definitely yes.

      Today, the answer is no. Iran, Venezuela, and other oil dictatorships have serious financial problems since they were using their record oil profits to spend ridiculous amounts.

      On the other hand, the Iranian people might ask, "Why has the government spent $200 billion on the nuclear program instead of the people's welfare?"

  17. Iran and HP printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will use the parts of the printers to make nuclear bombs....

  18. The question by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    "Has HP unknowingly been supplying Iran with technology or have they been trying to secretly get by the U.S. governement's export restrictions?"

    Nope! They haven't been doing it unknowingly.

  19. And they can't buy it anywhere else by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not like there was another country a few thousand km away that made all sorts of IT products, including but not limited to printers, which just happened to want to buy exactly what Iran had a lot of.

    Clearly, without US-made printers, the Iranian military is unable to function properly.

  20. The Ayatolla.... by gandhi_2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Print Controlla!

  21. How can they stop that anyway? by istartedi · · Score: 1

    If Iran wants HP printers, what's to stop some guy from going into a store in any other country where HP printers are available. Then, you just take them back to Iran. It's not like it's a nuclear sub or something. It's a printer for cryin' out loud. It fits in carry-on luggage. Of course, the Iranians would pay a hefty premium using such methods. It'd be easier to make wholesale arrangements via a 3rd country, which is probably what this deal ammounts to. If HP can wholesale printers in countries that aren't sanctioning Iran, then it's game over--our hypothetical shopkeeper would just leave the printers in their pallet, impose a modest markup, and send them on to their final destination.

    Oh well... tilting at windmills. I mean, this is the same government mentality the brought us the "you must state you are not from Iran before you download 128-bit encryption". Because, you know... Iranians can't copy 128-bit Netscape from one of their relatives who came back with a CD-ROM, and they would never lie.

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    1. Re:How can they stop that anyway? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Federal prison? The federal government does investigate and prosecute people who violate export control laws. Try buying some surplus aircraft parts and shipping them to Iran.

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  22. Ooooh by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny

    That explains why those guys are so pissed off at the West. It really didn't add up for a while. I mean our policies of colonialism and arrogance might be a bit irksome, but it's no reason to want to kill us. But those poor bastards have had to talk to use HP hardware and talk to HP tech support. Yeah... now I understand where they're coming from. Perhaps now that HP's been busted and will no doubt be forced to stop, our relations with Iran will improve...

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    1. Re:Ooooh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      it's odd to me that HP printers are so hated here on slashdot since they are the only manufacturer i can find who has 1500 of their printer models very nearly fully supported on linux.

    2. Re:Ooooh by halivar · · Score: 1

      Naw, it's just nerd-rage because they stopped making those cool prefix-notation calculators.

  23. We're in trouble now by No2Gates · · Score: 0

    With those printers, they'll take over the world. There's nothing to stop them.

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  24. ink by conspirator57 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    i think Iran should be allowed to buy printers. Ink is more expensive than oil and with HP's / Lexmark's, etc. business model, I'd say making them buy ink to print is nearly an act of economic war more effective than the trade embargo itself.

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    1. Re:ink by snowgirl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      i think Iran should be allowed to buy printers. Ink is more expensive than oil and with HP's / Lexmark's, etc. business model, I'd say making them buy ink to print is nearly an act of economic war more effective than the trade embargo itself.

      [/humor]

      I don't see why it should be such a horrible thing to sell printers to Iran in the first place... ZOMG! IRAN IS GETTING PRINTERS!!!! AH!!! RUN!!! NEXT THEY'LL HAVE THE BOMB!

      Some (most? all?) of these trade embargos are just straight up stupid. The idea is like this. We don't like this country doing XY... so we won't sell them anything until they do it the way we like it. So, basically, let's PISS THEM OFF MORE, to get our desired effect? It's like the ultimate in passive-aggressive international policy.

      It's like, I could sell printers to people in countries where they are actively committing genocide, but I can't sell printers to people in this other country, because my government doesn't like them? Retarded... seriously...

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    2. Re:ink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't see why it's such a "horrible" thing, then you need to read more.

      Your little rant is a perfect example of the "argument from personal incredulity", the one that goes "oh my GOD I don't understand this, that means NO ONE can!".

      Emotive drivel, tarnished with weasel words.

    3. Re:ink by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The printers in question contain processors that are capable of doing more then controling A print head with precision and shooting a laser onto a series of drums with accuracy as good as or better then most printing presses.

      But that's not even the root of the thing, you don't attempt to get your kid to do his homework by giving them a pizza party and renting the newest action movies for him to watch. The trade embargo is specifically designed to keep tech out of Iran's hands and make it more expensive and difficult to obtain nuclear weapons. I mean you if you know your dad is a druck that beats you, you don't run out and buy him brewers yeast while attempting to keep him off the hooch because he will figure out how to make the alcohol himself and beat you some more.

      The goes way past because the government doesn't like someone. If you would pull your head out of your ass and just look at the entire situation, you probably wouldn't have even posted you remarks. Let alone done so in a way that makes you appear like a clueless idiot. "Retarded... seriously..."

    4. Re:ink by eiapoce · · Score: 3, Funny

      A printer contains one or more step-step motors, microcontroller chips, a processor and a flash based firmware.

      Assemble it with a hires webcam a little outsource in India/China a AK47 and you have got a very dumb sentry gun.

    5. Re:ink by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      I know you where trying to be funny, however:

      Selling them toothpicks would be more effective than the trade embargo! Refusing to sell them anything, and actively forcing other countries to do the same, only helps the fanatics running the country.

      If the outcome they want is a war, then yes, the trade embargo is effective. If the outcome they want is a "revolution" and a pro-western government, then keeping the people away from western goods and services is not exactly how you should do it...

      Is it just me, or is George W Bush the smartest man in US government?
      (I still laugh when I'm thinking of the Senator telling Bill Maher on Religolus that you don't need to pass an IQ test to become a US Senator!

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    6. Re:ink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So you think a US trade embargo will keep technology from getting to Iran?? Even Pakistan has nuclear weapons and their GDP per capita is about US$1000 a year.

    7. Re:ink by gibbsjoh · · Score: 1

      Bollocks. I think the AC needs to read a bit more news from The Rest of the World.

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    8. Re:ink by gibbsjoh · · Score: 1

      OK, Iran can design and manufacture aircraft and ships - do you really, really think they need shit printers to construct weaponry? Not everyone east of the Med is some gibbering stone-age imbecile, you know?

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    9. Re:ink by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No I don't think a US trade embargo will stop technology from getting to Iran. However, you don't give the guy who claims he is going to attack you a loaded gun. Make him find it on his own. I mean shit, should we mail the keys to a couple of jet airliners to Al Qeada and tell them where they will be parked and fuel them up for them?

    10. Re:ink by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      The printers in question contain processors that are capable of doing more then controling [sic] A [sic] print head with precision and shooting a laser onto a series of drums with accuracy as good as or better then most printing presses.

      Ignoring, of course, the thousands of containers of e-waste we ship to Iran's neighbors to the east every month, which contain such useless processors P4s, Alphas, and other embedded/industrial processors and their controllers/chipsets which are much more easily re-purposed for military applications than commercial workgroup printers...

      If you would pull your head out of your ass and just look at the entire situation

      Yes. Let's. Iran presently has a more sophisticated and technologically advanced military-industrial complex than the U.S. did when it won WWII, despite years of trade sanctions and decades of international ill-repute. Iran has a number of interesting and equally capable allies who all oppose U.S. interests in the area and abroad. Taking more time than required to defeat the entire Axis in WWII, the U.S. has failed to achieve victory in Iraq and Afghanistan against agrarian societies who employ tactics no more sophisticated than those of CDG's French Resistance.

      Clearly, control of the proliferation of technology embedded in printer silicon and other IT goods should not be the primary determining factor to the success of whatever designs the U.S. has for the region.

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    11. Re:ink by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Ignoring, of course, the thousands of containers of e-waste we ship to Iran's neighbors to the east every month, which contain such useless processors P4s, Alphas, and other embedded/industrial processors and their controllers/chipsets which are much more easily re-purposed for military applications than commercial workgroup printers...

      And your point is what? The embargos aren't on all of Iran's neighbors, they aren't on the entire middle east, and the way the law is set up, the exporters to those legal countries have to make sure that they aren't giving the tech to Iran. If they are, then they have to stop or face the penalties.

      Yes. Let's. Iran presently has a more sophisticated and technologically advanced military-industrial complex than the U.S. did when it won WWII, despite years of trade sanctions and decades of international ill-repute. Iran has a number of interesting and equally capable allies who all oppose U.S. interests in the area and abroad. Taking more time than required to defeat the entire Axis in WWII, the U.S. has failed to achieve victory in Iraq and Afghanistan against agrarian societies who employ tactics no more sophisticated than those of CDG's French Resistance.

      Again, your point is what? Let's see, a lot of Iran's tech came from the US from before the late 70's. A lot of the other tech came from russia. And Iran has taken the ball and run on some things of it's own. I still doesn't mean that the US should be giving it to them.

      I just for the life of me cannot understand this. Idiots like you say, well, they get it anyways. Ok so fucking what if they do? If I standing there claiming that I'm going to kill you and your family, are you going to give me a loaded gun because I can get one somewhere else? Are you going to show me how to point it and aim? Are you going to show me how to pull the trigger? Why would you do any of that if I just said I was going to kill you and your family? That's as stupid as your argument is, "well, they will get the gun somewhere else so we might as well give it to them".

      The rest of your post on that is meaningless drivel. You don't seem to know the difference in the types of wars between WWII and Iraq, and you don't seem to be able to understand the differences in the aftermath. That's ok though, your a clueless idiot rambling meaningless drivel and we accept that. Just don't expect someone to not call you on it.

      Clearly, control of the proliferation of technology embedded in printer silicon and other IT goods should not be the primary determining factor to the success of whatever designs the U.S. has for the region.

      No one said it was. I'm not sure where you even got that idea from. Perhaps it's part of the mental masturbation you attempted but failed to achieve above. The trade embargo covers everything without discrimination to IT devices or printers. I only mentioned it because the clueless idiot that I replied to mentioned them. Perhaps that's the problem, neither of your RTFA and just don't know what your talking about. Then again, maybe you both are truly clueless idiots and think it is appropriate to aid the person who claimed to be your enemy- that has threatened to attack you and your family/friends- who is working on a nuclear bomb so they can make sure they kill as many people that's important to you as possible. Perhaps you are actually dumb enough to hive your murderer a loaded gun.

    12. Re:ink by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      I apologies for overwhelming you with evidence which contradicts your position. To keep it simple (and snowgirl made or implied most of these):
      1) Trade embargoes as currently implemented are ineffective in achieving the desired broad policy outcomes of preventing technology proliferation and enhancing physical security.
      2) Empirical evidence suggests that the stated motives for adopting trade embargoes do not adequately describe the actual motives for adopting such embargoes, and that such policy measures are applied inconsistently.
      3) Resources applied to enforcing policies which have been demonstrated to be incompletely effective (or, ineffective), can instead be applied to try newer, more effective policies.
      4) Iran no more requires 21st century computers to make nuclear weapons than the Americans and Soviets and the South Africans and the Indians and the Pakistanis and the Chinese (and almost the Germans) did when they each generated international nuclear capabilities over 40 years ago.

      Regarding your analogy: Iran and dozens of other nations already have sufficient numbers of weapons and capabilities to considerably harm almost any other state they choose. Their guns are already loaded, they can point their guns at arbitrary targets, and they've already refused to surrender their guns when explicitly asked to do so.

      If this was strictly a weapons/capabilities issue, a number of much more effective military policy options exist to remove those weapons/capabilities. The U.S. is, among other reasons, employing non-military policies in this regard, to generate non-military changes in the countries targeted. In this case, as in most, the desired outcome of the non-military policy is to convince Iran not to use those weapons, particularly against the U.S. and its allies.

      Please read any of Tariq Ismael's or Bernard Lewis's volumes to gain some contrasting understandings of Middle East security in general, and the significance of peripheral influences such as Iran and India in particular, to U.S. and Western interests in that part of the world.

      See also:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem_attack

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    13. Re:ink by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I apologies for overwhelming you with evidence which contradicts your position. To keep it simple (and snowgirl made or implied most of these):

      You didn't over whelm anything. You started rambling on about shit that made no difference whatsoever at all. You do understand that just because you say something, it doesn't mean that it is true or that it remotely matters to the subject at hand.

      1) Trade embargoes as currently implemented are ineffective in achieving the desired broad policy outcomes of preventing technology proliferation and enhancing physical security.

      The effectivness of the embargo isn't the part in question. A US company obeying it or not is the question. If you want to argue the effectiveness of a law, then do so in a separate manner. You didn't however, you made a statement about no being restricted in Iran's neighboring countries. That's totally irrelevant to the problem at hand. And yes, if a US company ship to another country, or a company from another country ships products from a US company, they have to ensure that their partners aren't going to ship to a restricted country. There have been tons of cased dealing with both, shipping via a third party and country by the US company and non-US companies shipping US goods to another country then to a restricted country. Try looking at a few of the examples.

      2) Empirical evidence suggests that the stated motives for adopting trade embargoes do not adequately describe the actual motives for adopting such embargoes, and that such policy measures are applied inconsistently.

      It doesn't fucking matter, the law in still in place and HP is required to obey it. The motives for the laws can be anything from someone not liking the color of someone socks to actually what they mean, the states that HP couldn't do what it was doing and they will get busted for it. If you don't like a law, get it changed, or be prepared to get busted when you violate it.

      3) Resources applied to enforcing policies which have been demonstrated to be incompletely effective (or, ineffective), can instead be applied to try newer, more effective policies.

      Again, your acting like the law doesn't matter. It does, you or I cannot arbitrarily decide to change the laws. The laws are put in place by a government, not you and me. I'm not here saying I support the law, I'm here saying it is in place, people know what it says, people know what's restricted and if they ignore that, they deserve to get busted.

      4) Iran no more requires 21st century computers to make nuclear weapons than the Americans and Soviets and the South Africans and the Indians and the Pakistanis and the Chinese (and almost the Germans) did when they each generated international nuclear capabilities over 40 years ago.

      It doesn't matter what they require. What matters is that they don't get it from us or companies buying from us or people doing business with our stuff. It how the entire "you don't give someone threatening to kill you a loaded gun" comes into play. We have an economic embargo and ITAR restrictions on Iran and they are there for good reasons. It doesn't matter is Russia or south Africa is giving the stuff to them, what matters is if companies inside the US is. Preferably, none of the other country would give them anything but we are at least concerned with ourselves here.

      Regarding your analogy: Iran and dozens of other nations already have sufficient numbers of weapons and capabilities to considerably harm almost any other state they choose. Their guns are already loaded, they can point their guns at arbitrary targets, and they've already refused to surrender their guns when explicitly asked to do so.

    14. Re:ink by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      If you want to argue the effectiveness of a law, then do so in a separate manner.

      This entire thread has been about the effectiveness of the current U.S. policy regarding export restrictions. snowgirl argued, in part, that the restrictions are socially ineffective, I've argued that they are logistically ineffective. I've even argued for new or different policies and laws: "Resources applied to enforcing policies which have been demonstrated to be incompletely effective (or, ineffective), can instead be applied to try newer, more effective policies."

      the law in still in place and HP is required to obey it. The motives for the laws can be anything from someone not liking the color of someone socks to actually what they mean, the states that HP couldn't do what it was doing and they will get busted for it. If you don't like a law, get it changed, or be prepared to get busted when you violate it... you or I cannot arbitrarily decide to change the laws. The laws are put in place by a government, not you and me. I'm not here saying I support the law, I'm here saying it is in place, people know what it says, people know what's restricted and if they ignore that, they deserve to get busted.

      Your position here is unclear, but the underlined sentence highlights where we differ fundamentally. It is my contention that the citizens of an effective democratic government should be able to cause laws to be changed, and that the application and enforcement of laws should not be completely uniform and without judgment. Contemporary practice indicates that the U.S. export control regime agrees with at least the second part of my contention, insofar as they inspect only one percent of eligible goods entering and exiting the U.S., they do next to nothing to practically restrict the export of digital munitions (encryption products) via software, and they do not prevent restricted military surplus from being auctioned and exported abroad from on-line stores legally incorporated in the U.S.

      Unless someone specifically complains that some U.S.-based legal entity at HP or any other company is exporting to Iran, I would expect the enforcement agencies to focus on more effective sections of the existing legislation. It is much more useful to prevent new engineering designs and components which would enhance the range and lethality of weapons from reaching Iran, than to stop the flow of consumer electronics which provide next to no enhancement to their existing weapons and capabilities, WHETHER OR NOT such devices are easily obtainable.

      Further, laws that are not widely supported or at least tolerated by the public, or which provide no effective benefit, should and become unenforced or rescinded. When was the last time a public good in the U.S. was served by police officers writing tickets respecting the lengths of women's dresses or the hardness of bread or the colour of someone's skin? Some of those laws have been officially stricken, while others have not, and yet no one complains.

      I know quite a but about the Middle East security in general. I know quite a bit about the current leadership in Iran and I was actually alive when the Ajax happened so I don't need to read some idiots recounting that skew the facts. ... he relied specifically on one sided arguments for his entire worldview on the area. I suggest you are too.

      I try to read widely, from different points of view to specifically gain a broad understanding from a variety of different perspectives. That you would suggest that scholars as intellectually and ideologically distant and antagonistic as Ismael and Lewis would provide me with a single, one-sided argument indicates that you place more value in the local perspective than the international, both of which are valid and incomplete without the other. I can presently only argue from the Western perspective, but I would appreciate being enlightened about your argument that Iran acquiring weap

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    15. Re:ink by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      This entire thread has been about the effectiveness of the current U.S. policy regarding export restrictions. snowgirl argued, in part, that the restrictions are socially ineffective, I've argued that they are logistically ineffective. I've even argued for new or different policies and laws: "Resources applied to enforcing policies which have been demonstrated to be incompletely effective (or, ineffective), can instead be applied to try newer, more effective policies."

      No, Snow girl argues that she didn't see the need for the restrictions. I set her strait on that. You came in saying something about Iran's neighbors getting access to the stuff with E-waste as if that mattered. I pointed out that it didn't matter then you picked up on the effectiveness of embargoes. Either way, you don't give people who claim to want to hurt you or your friends the raw materials to make that easy. I don't know how much simpler that statement can be made.

      Your position here is unclear, but the underlined sentence highlights where we differ fundamentally. It is my contention that the citizens of an effective democratic government should be able to cause laws to be changed, and that the application and enforcement of laws should not be completely uniform and without judgment. Contemporary practice indicates that the U.S. export control regime agrees with at least the second part of my contention, insofar as they inspect only one percent of eligible goods entering and exiting the U.S., they do next to nothing to practically restrict the export of digital munitions (encryption products) via software, and they do not prevent restricted military surplus from being auctioned and exported abroad from on-line stores legally incorporated in the U.S.

      My point is pretty clear, I'm not sure how your missing it. If you want the law changed, then work to change it. If no one agrees with you, then don't violate the law or don't expect sympathy when you get busted. And your wrong, they do quite a bit to track and control exports. Of course they rely a lot on self reporting and people following the laws but they also track imports into restricted companies. Not catching one actor for a period of time isn't proof that they don't do enough, it it proof that one actor violated the law and needs to be held accountable for it. In this case, it appears to be a flagrant violation of the law which will probably involve jail time for someone at HP as well as massive fines.

      Unless someone specifically complains that some U.S.-based legal entity at HP or any other company is exporting to Iran, I would expect the enforcement agencies to focus on more effective sections of the existing legislation. It is much more useful to prevent new engineering designs and components which would enhance the range and lethality of weapons from reaching Iran, than to stop the flow of consumer electronics which provide next to no enhancement to their existing weapons and capabilities, WHETHER OR NOT such devices are easily obtainable.

      So you don't think the 500mhz mips processor in most HP office machines or even the smaller 200 MHZ processors in the P1006 or the 4200N laser desktop printers wouldn't do that with the munitions capabilities? It is more powerful then most Stratix based missile guidance systems in early ICBM systems. Chain a series of these together with just half the memory that comes stock in a a 9500hdn, ad a GPS and outside of hardening, you have the effective equivalent of 1990's era cruise missile and smart bomb guidance systems. This is without even considering the EIO device specs like the 620n jet direct cars that come with them. Of course it would require the disassembl

  25. Didn't some TLA fund tor development? by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    TLA=Three Letter Agency
    They can use tor to download anything they want from any US server, or they can simply connect to any other countries' mirrors.
    That's why reading this is always mind-boggingly hilarious:

    This source code is subject to the U.S. Export Administration Regulations and other U.S. laws, and may not be exported or re-exported to certain countries (currently Cuba, Iran, Libya, North Korea, Sudan and Syria) or to persons or entities prohibited from receiving U.S. exports (including those (a) on the Bureau of Industry and Security Denied Parties List or Entity List, (b) on the Office of Foreign Assets Control list of Specially Designated Nationals and Blocked Persons, and (c) involved with missile technology or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons).

    Hm, yeah, right, sure.

    1. Re:Didn't some TLA fund tor development? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Total
      Lunacy
      Agency?

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    2. Re:Didn't some TLA fund tor development? by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a bug I had to fix, caused by bundling an old library that conflicted with ours. So I tried downloading the 'jar' from Sun's Java web page only to find that due to export restrictions I had to be in the USA or Canada.

      So legally I couldn't diagnose the problem because I couldn't download the offending software.

      This for an encryption lib, of which a later version is included as part of the standard JRE and now possibly open-sourced...

  26. PC LOAD LTR by conspirator57 · · Score: 5, Funny

    PC load letter! FSCK!

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    1. Re:PC LOAD LTR by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      PC load letter?? Allahu Akbar!

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    2. Re:PC LOAD LTR by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
      Ali Khamenei: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Ali Khamenei.
      Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
      Ali Khamenei: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became Supreme leader of Iran and started screaming anti-US invective.
      Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Al instead of Ali?
      Ali Khamenei: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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    3. Re:PC LOAD LTR by paulbiz · · Score: 1

      PC load letter! FSCK!

      The Iranian version would probably be PC LOAD A4

      (only the USA and Canada use "Letter")

    4. Re:PC LOAD LTR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you, sir, are far more accurate and exacting than the error message designers for HP's early products.

    5. Re:PC LOAD LTR by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      In my country 'Letter' is used and my country is not even in North America.

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    6. Re:PC LOAD LTR by nonewmsgs · · Score: 1

      i love when my printouts default to the wrong paper size. out-of-paper despite full trays of letter because for some fscking reason abiword decided that paper size ought to default to A mother fscking 4.

    7. Re:PC LOAD LTR by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The Iranian version would probably be PC LOAD A4 (only the USA and Canada use "Letter")

      Canada uses that weird paper size?
      Why?
      I mean, unless they can get tons of cheap 8.5x11(units of 1/25.4mm) paper. But is it worth the hassle to use obsolete parochial equipment in the modern world?

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    8. Re:PC LOAD LTR by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      out-of-paper despite full trays of letter because for some fscking reason abiword decided that paper size ought to default to A mother fscking 4.

      Move to the civilised world, if you think you'll measure up to the minimal requirements.

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  27. Tempting to oversimplify/personify companies.. by hdon · · Score: 1

    It may be tempting to personify companies, but they aren't persons, they're people (snicker.) Somebody at HP knew. Some people didn't. Only a proper investigation will bring us closer to knowing. But don't imagine it's as simple as HP being 100% guilty or 100% innocent.

    Whether (and how) to penalize HP is a much more interesting question since such penalties are for -- I hope -- their deterrent effect.

  28. Let me just say by moniker127 · · Score: 1

    Fuck the ban. Is this or is this not a free market? Export restrictions are bull. If someone else wants to buy our stuff, then let them.

    1. Re:Let me just say by Detritus · · Score: 1

      That's what many people said about scrap metal and oil exports to Japan before December 7th, 1941.

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    2. Re:Let me just say by moniker127 · · Score: 1

      They're planning on printing us to death?

    3. Re:Let me just say by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Scrap metal wasn't planes nor bombs.

      Think about that.

    4. Re:Let me just say by moniker127 · · Score: 1

      They're going to take apart out printers and make missile guidance systems?

    5. Re:Let me just say by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Why not? For that matter, why would it have to be guidance systems, It could be the CNC table that makes the part that makes the guidance system work. It could be a numbers of things. People have used the control assemblies of some printers to make CNC controls for prototype machine, CNC lathes as well as other tools, it helps them organize and spread propaganda, there are a bunch of things the printers can be used for. There's even programs that turns the printer's processors into ray tracers, I think I have saw on folding numbers for seti which means it can do other things as well.

      Just like scrap metal, you look and see a chunk of steel, other look and see an airplane or bomb casing. Just because you can't find an advantage to it doesn't mean there isn't one. That's how people find perfectly good computers in the dumpsters when some one thinks it wore out when it's just riddles with spyware and others crap making it slow.

    6. Re:Let me just say by moniker127 · · Score: 1

      How about this:
      Achoms razor.
      It is a country not a terrorist group.
      They just want to print stuff.

    7. Re:Let me just say by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Sure if we want to be willfully ignorant and purposely stupid. It isn't like we don't already know about Iran. It isn't like we don't already know about their links to terrorists groups (Hamas, Hezbollah, terror groups and insurgents in Iraq). It isn't like Iran hasn't made statements about wanting to put an end to the US or it's allies (wipe of the map). It's not like they are searching for nuclear weapons while doing the above.

      That's right, we can ignore all of that, Ignore that Iran has chosen to be a threat to us and our allies and close our eyes while they buy printers. But it wouldn't make any of the other stuff go away, it will just make you clueless when they act on it.

      There is nothing stopping them from printing things, there is nothing stopping Iran from building their own printers or buying less advanced printers. So why would they have to have HP printers with processing power (RM7000B-500 mips from PMC-Sierra) that rivals let 80's or early 90's computers? Better yet, the printers are off limits because of a trade embargo, why is it that you think a US company should be profiting in a country that the US government has declared a large enough threat to itself or it's allies that it has halted all legal trade from the US to that country in attempts to not enable them.

    8. Re:Let me just say by moniker127 · · Score: 1

      This issue is completley unrelated to George Bush's fear propaganda.

    9. Re:Let me just say by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It will do you a good service to look past your disdain for bush and see what the fuck is really going on in the world. I never mentioned him in my comment because the shit was true before he took office. Everything I have said happened before Bush even took office, hell, if you would have read the article, you would have known that Bush had nothing to do with the trade embargo, it was put in place by Clinton in 1995.

      For fucks sake, why do you do the least amount of investigation into this shit before commenting? They you won't appear like your google finger is broken and your suffering an idiot attack because of it.

    10. Re:Let me just say by moniker127 · · Score: 1

      Please dont resort to personal insults. This isnt a big important argument. My main point is that if people in Iran get PRINTERS - it does not hurt us in any way. I think that the trade embargo is spawned out of national hatred, and does not protect against any real threat, atleast not in this case.

      The entire country of Iran is not a terrorist group. Thats a gross, racist simplification. But thats the way its always been. This shit stretches WAY back before 1995. Remember how everyone in Afganistan was a member of Al-Quaida? Remember how Kim Jong il was going to nuke us unless we invaded? Remember how all russian citizens were hardcore communists who hated our guts?

      Cant you ever see that you are being played? Cant you see that this is just a big fucking puppet theatre for all of us? When are you going to get over your paranoia? The US is not being targeted by every little two bit shithole on the entire planet!

    11. Re:Let me just say by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Please dont resort to personal insults. This isnt a big important argument.

      Then don't post stupid things. I find it is very necessary to call a spade a spade from time to time. Especially when you attempt to associate something that had nothing to do with Bush and where bush was never even mentioned and dismiss it as having to do with him. I mean seriously, you expect not to be insulted after that? It sounds like your bitching because someone gave you what you asked for.

      My main point is that if people in Iran get PRINTERS - it does not hurt us in any way. I think that the trade embargo is spawned out of national hatred, and does not protect against any real threat, atleast not in this case.

      If that was your point, then why didn't you say it? I mean I still would disagree with it but it could have save us this little your a fucking idiot escapade. Especially when you bring up Bush when he was never mentioned.

      The embargo isn't spawned out of national hatred. It is a response to statements made by leaders of Iran that directly concerned the safety of the US or it's allies. We take actions not only to protect us directly, but to protect us indirectly through our allies. The embargo is an attempt to achieve that protection indirectly by making it more difficult for Iran to do certain things it claims it want to do. Printers fall into a category of technology and the restrictions are in place specifically to make it more difficult on them. The answer is for Iran to change a few positions and to stop pursuing nuclear weapons and the embergos leave. The answer is not, "well, it isn't working so we might as well enable them". That seems to be what your arguing.

      And yes, the processors in most of the printers Iran would be buying are strong enough to do high performance calculations that can aid in nuclear simulations or even do ray tracing. In fact, I seem to remember a program that could be loaded onto printers to do graphical ray tracing in it's spare cycles. In case your wondering, ray tracing- both types- is pretty complex and computationally intensive which shows how strong the things are. Most HP business printers use a http://www.pmc-sierra.com/products/details/rm7000c/ >processor like this. This is the C revision where HP uses the B revisions BTW, yes, that processor is powerful enough to be used in Guidance systems, target acquisition systems, radar and other operations that could pose a threat. Of course it isn't hardened or shielded by default but even that can be accounted for to some degree after the fact.

      The entire country of Iran is not a terrorist group. Thats a gross, racist simplification. But thats the way its always been. This shit stretches WAY back before 1995. Remember how everyone in Afganistan was a member of Al-Quaida? Remember how Kim Jong il was going to nuke us unless we invaded? Remember how all russian citizens were hardcore communists who hated our guts?

      Nobody said it was. While there are civilian elements in Iran that are terrorist in nature or sponsors of terrorism, the government of Iran is which is why the embargo is against the country and not groups within the country. Do you understand that, the fucking government is a sponsor of terrorist groups.

      BTW, No I do not remember how everyone in Afghanistan was a member of Al-Quaida. Al Quaida was being aided by and given safe harbor by the Taliban which controlled/was the government of Afghanistan which why we went to war with Afghanistan.

      The statement

    12. Re:Let me just say by moniker127 · · Score: 1

      Then don't post stupid things. I find it is very necessary to call a spade a spade from time to time. Especially when you attempt to associate something that had nothing to do with Bush and where bush was never even mentioned and dismiss it as having to do with him. I mean seriously, you expect not to be insulted after that? It sounds like your bitching because someone gave you what you asked for.

      I wanted a relativly civilized debate, and name calling is banned in that, but if you want to be an asshole, that's fine.

      If that was your point, then why didn't you say it? I mean I still would disagree with it but it could have save us this little your a fucking idiot escapade. Especially when you bring up Bush when he was never mentioned.

      I did, multiple times.

      The embargo isn't spawned out of national hatred. It is a response to statements made by leaders of Iran that directly concerned the safety of the US or it's allies. We take actions not only to protect us directly, but to protect us indirectly through our allies. The embargo is an attempt to achieve that protection indirectly by making it more difficult for Iran to do certain things it claims it want to do. Printers fall into a category of technology and the restrictions are in place specifically to make it more difficult on them. The answer is for Iran to change a few positions and to stop pursuing nuclear weapons and the embergos leave. The answer is not, "well, it isn't working so we might as well enable them". That seems to be what your arguing.

      I already stated my point about this.

      Lol.. A puppet theater. You know, I might believe you if every other government wasn't saying the same things about Iran, if the president of Iran wasn't going around and making threats to the US or it's allies in speeches. I might entertain your thoughts a little if you provided some evidence that Iran wasn't supplying the insurgents in Iraq with weapons at one point in time. Perhaps is you could provide some proof that Iran wasn't seeking Nuclear capabilities for it weapons that would show all of Europe as being wrong as well as the US.

      This is like saying "proove that god does not exist". Fuck that, you have to proove they ARE. The burden of proof lies on he who makes the claim. Anyway I have to get back to work I dont have all day to fucking argue over the internet.

    13. Re:Let me just say by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I did, multiple times.

      Really? Where. You posted this This issue is completley unrelated to George Bush's fear propaganda. and this How about this: Achoms razor. It is a country not a terrorist group. They just want to print stuff.

      Need I go back further to find where you remotely said "if people in Iran get PRINTERS - it does not hurt us in any way"?

      I already stated my point about this.

      Yes, and your point was wrong, ill conceived, and has to ignore plenty of things to even be rational.

      This is like saying "proove that god does not exist". Fuck that, you have to proove they ARE. The burden of proof lies on he who makes the claim. Anyway I have to get back to work I dont have all day to fucking argue over the internet.

      Lol.. So your saying that your statement is fiction made up and the only way to tell if it is real or not is to close your eyes and wish really, really, hard.

      I don't have to prove anything, it has already been done and if you were paying attention, you wouldn't have missed it. Iran has made statements about wanting to destroy and/or attack the US, Israel and other US allies. They have aided known terrorist groups and this has been claimed by more then one government and reported in papers or various other media outlets when it happened. The IAEA has said that Iran's current Nuclear efforts are past what is needed for Nuclear energy and can only be seen a weapons research. Get your fucking Google Finger out. That is something you should have done before ever even commenting about Iran let alone make claims that everyone in the world beside you are attempting to pull the wool over our eyes. How does that work anyways, the rest of the world get buffaloed and you some how magically know the truth? Yea, that sounds about as accurate and truthful as a used Car salesman trying to claim a little old lady from Pasadena owned the car and only drove it to church on Sundays. Put up or shit UP.

  29. globalization by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

    the printers are mostly made in China in the first place, so whose are they really? Especially in a partially command economy like China's.

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    1. Re:globalization by mabhatter654 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      exactly, I'd doubt these printers ever touched US or allied soil. They probably went straight from China to Dubai. China will let HP get the money or simply run the factory overtime (counterfeits) and ship the printers from a different warehouse when the HP managers leave. HP USA has absolutely no control over HP China in matters like this. "be happy the Chinese pay HP to use the HP logo on the equipment, pray they don't alter the deal anymore".

    2. Re:globalization by silentsteel · · Score: 1

      Having worked on HP printers for a number of years and seen the serial numbers (the first two characters are country code), only about a quarter of the printers I have worked on came from China. Most came from Japan or Malaysia.

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  30. Cunning Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sell them (Iran) ink more expensive than oil until they become bankrupt.

    1. Re:Cunning Plan by glgraca · · Score: 1

      As soon as the clergy discover your evil plot, they will issue a fatwah againt the non-islamic ink.

  31. subject by z-j-y · · Score: 1

    so this entire story is based on a retailer web page?

    please find us something more interesting, dear slashdot god.

  32. Ahhh, HP LaserJet Printers by d0n0vAn · · Score: 3, Funny

    PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?

    1. Re:Ahhh, HP LaserJet Printers by PRMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      It means:

      LOAD the Print Cartridge with LETTER sized paper

      Turn in your geek card.

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    2. Re:Ahhh, HP LaserJet Printers by timnbron · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It's a secret CIA plot to overthrow the evil dominion of A4!

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    3. Re:Ahhh, HP LaserJet Printers by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Turn in your geek card.

      Oh cut the kid some slack. Look at his UID. He probably doesn't even know what a parallel port is.

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    4. Re:Ahhh, HP LaserJet Printers by m50d · · Score: 1

      And what the fuck is "Letter" sized paper supposed to mean? Would you know what I was talking about if I said "Foolscap"? No self-respecting geek would use the arcane US sizing system over the international standard one.

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    5. Re:Ahhh, HP LaserJet Printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is no one outside the US knows what the fuck Letter size paper is. I understand the US needs to be as incompatible as possible, but why not just for once agree to use the same thing everyone else does...? No way of course and then you add injury to stupidity by making it the default size for everything, so that everyone in the world wastes hours every so often while the whole print queue is held up because some stupid piece of software decided to reset to "back in kansas agin, Toto" and is waiting for a piece of paper that is 5000 miles away.

       

  33. What would the Secret Service do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would the Iranian government be smart enough to know that the Secret Service has microprinting turned on by default? Would the Secret Service be smart enough to further tamper with the hardware for.. remote access?

    http://www.eff.org/issues/printers

  34. Re:Are IT embargoes even possible? Proactive? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    HP is just being proactive. They feig... umm, COIned the term "Invent" regarding their public side of business. Privately, it seems, they CIRCUMvent.... Let's leave 'em alone to privacy. They're just ... venting..

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  35. Follow the money by LenE · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Around 1998 I got hired by a company that manufactured medical lab equipment. Just before I started, they got a HUGE order from Iraq, which at the time, was under UN embargo and the scandal-ridden oil-for-food program.

    The type and quantity of equipment that was ordered was ASTOUNDING, and sent alarm bells off through-out my organization. This was an enormous order, which amounted to about 70% of our typical annual production (world-wide) for the specific products. On top of that, there was a second order for spare parts to fully rebuild 2/3 of the original order. The equipment was specifically designed to grow bacterial and viral cultures on a very large scale for research. 60 Minutes had just done an investigative report on Saddam's chief biological weapons expert, who to most western news was only known as "Dr. Germ".

    Our organization was struggling, and we really needed the revenue. To the workers on the floor, it meant that the lay-offs had stopped, for the moment.

    I was dismayed that the organization was not in the position just reject the order on principle. Instead, they submitted the order to Clinton Administration's Commerce Department and set up a contingency plan to sell the equipment through multiple intermediary companies if permission was denied. Our CEO then made a large donation to the Democratic National Committee, and magically the sale was approved and blessed by the Commerce Department as "Humanitarian Medical Equipment", which it clearly was not.

    Many can claim that no WMD's were found in Iraq, but I have a very good insight to the scale of the program that they had put in place. Almost all politicians have a price, and none are as pure as the wind-driven snow. Where there is money to be made, the barriers can be overcome.

    One would think that HP's consumer goods could not be easily adapted to nefarious purposes (beyond counterfeiting), but you never know. Most laser printers do contain processors that are far beyond the capability allowed to pass through the embargo. Desperate people become very resourceful.

    -- Len

    1. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      by God man hit that anonymous button jesus fucking christ.

    2. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you implying they are building a supercomputer from printer parts? ohnos!!!

    3. Re:Follow the money by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Well, I never heard about a huge stash of biological warfare equipment found in Iraq. It would have been all over Fox News and consequently the rest of the media, especially if the sale had been approved by Clinton.

      So where did all that equipment go? Was Iraq purchasing it for North Korea or something? Or are you just full of it?

    4. Re:Follow the money by LenE · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just because you didn't see it on 24/7 cable news, doesn't mean that it didn't get found. A friend of mine was in the first wave of troops, and found a large WMD cache. The shells were in much better shape than those that were found later in the first month. That site was secured and there was no news of his find. While it does not make sense to the casual observer, not all discoveries are announced for political gain. I only found out about this because he was injured in a non-combat accident, and sent home.

      The particular equipment I mentioned in my GP post looks quite innocuous and would probably be ignored by the first wave of troops, and likely looted for scrap by the Iraqis after Saddam's fall.

      If you remember back to the Colin Powell UN Sec. Council presentation, we (the U.S,) were looking for mobil mass-production units. The equipment we sold was not for producing large amounts, but for the very large scale research effort required to identify successful strains of bacteria and viruses. Think millions of test tubes in a lab vs. large vats in a production process.

      Without the research and strain isolation, the "weaponization" couldn't exist. There are thousands of labs all over the world that used our equipment to grow cultures. Iraq bought the equivalent of 70% of our annual production of our largest equipment, and plenty of accessories to keep all of them filled and productive. For some reason, I don't think that Iraq was trying to have a bacterial or viral space race to cure the common cold or to fight MRSA while dealing with crippling economic sanctions. The more likely use of this equipment was their acknowledged germ warfare program, especially given the massive amount of bacterial culture media used by this program.

      -- Len

    5. Re:Follow the money by LenE · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My conscience is clear and I no longer work for that firm.

      I had to deal with months of sleepless nights, wrestling with that information. The anthrax scare in the immediate period after the 9/11 attacks brought fears of culpability through inaction. Those letters ended up being sent by one of our own deranged scientists.

      Likewise, having friends and children of friends being sent to Iraq, clearly focused for me the tangled web we weave. Has anything you designed, built or coded been used to hurt other people? How about indirectly? What about actions taken for profit motives? Our equipment was designed for beneficial biological research. The actions of our CEO were arguably for the benefit of the shareholders and employees who depended on that order to stay in business. When the actual end use context is applied, the situation looks much uglier and quite scandalous.

      The shocking thing for me about this episode is the amount of stuff that happened "above board". Sure, this company had a back-up plan of using foreign intermediaries. Instead, they went to the Commerce Department. The donation from our CEO showed up on public transparency websites dealing with campaign finance. The extremely close timing between the donation and the commerce department approval is not obviously linked, unless you know to look.

      Transparency did not prevent this transaction, because there aren't enough watch dogs. Who is to say that every export license granted is for exactly what it says it is for? Sure we were sending equipment related to medical research, but there was a known absence of medical research and a known massive biological weapons program in existence at the time in Iraq. The dual-use nature of the equipment should have stopped the order in Commerce, but the right lubrication ($$) and the application of selective omission got the whole deal through.

      We got Dr. Germ and her friend Dr. Anthrax. My gut feeling is that most of the equipment in this transaction was destroyed in the initial invasion, or looted in the aftermath. Either way, the equipment is no longer traceable and the biological weapons program no longer viable.

      -- Len

    6. Re:Follow the money by LenE · · Score: 1

      I met a few students from Iran at a robotics competition when I was in my graduate studies. They were remarkably resourceful, mostly because they couldn't get many components that we take for granted.

      While most robots in the contest had modern solid-state motor controls, the Iranians were attempting to do PWM with electromechanical relays. We had slick SMT chips, they had discrete wire-leaded components. They did very well, in spite of their extremely limited electronic part availability and most of their components came from cannibalizing something else.

      I remember not too long ago people talking about making small clusters of PS3's to crunch heavy calcs. I'm sure that if the Iranian government could get a hold of enough of them, they would probably build the largest cluster of PS3's in the world. The same could be done by resourceful people with a bunch of printer RISC processors. I mean, doesn't Linux run on just about anything now?

      Just because it doesn't seem like a good or efficient idea to you because you can get a farm of dual-quad-core boxes with multi-TB storage and Many-gig RAM, doesn't mean that it isn't a great idea for people who could only dream of getting something as powerful as a 486DX with 20 Meg of RAM.

      -- Len

    7. Re:Follow the money by m50d · · Score: 1
      Most laser printers do contain processors that are far beyond the capability allowed to pass through the embargo. Desperate people become very resourceful.

      That reminds me of an old story about one of the early computer science research labs. Management didn't trust these upstarts with a large budget, so their actual computers were old and slow, but were happy to pay for the top-of-the-range printers, since they could understand those and the accountants etc. wanted the print speed. One of the researchers realised that these printers contained much faster processors than the computers, so rather than using the slow machines, everyone rewrote their programs in PostScript and ran them on the printers.

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    8. Re:Follow the money by Britz · · Score: 1

      You are trolling on Slashdot claiming you were indirectly involved in Saddams biological weapons program and that the Clinton administration was bought into approving it?

      As much as I hate liberals I would like to point you to the huge holes in your story, but the bs bells over here are ringing so hard I find it difficult to think straigt.

      "alarms going off"

      lol

      And US intel services didnt know of didn't react???

  36. Re: Printers to Iran by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    I remember reading that before the 1st Iraq war printers sold to Iraq had some kind of radio targeting devices installed that allowed smart bombs to find their aiming points. I don't know if that was true, but this could be a CIA or US military ploy to find good targets.

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  37. Gulf War by MouseR · · Score: 1

    Accidental my a$$.

    This is precisely what went on prior to the Gulf War. US-made printers were smuggled into Iraq and laced with transponder chips that acted as beacons for air strikes and special ops.

  38. Access to Technical Support by Ohio+Calvinist · · Score: 1

    I wonder if HP is allowed (under the embargo) to provide technical support over the phone, over the web, or via download for customers (direct or indirect) from Iran or other embargoed countries. It would be easy enough to tell if the caller's number is a 011+98+n prefix, if the e-mail address or hostname ends with .ir If that is the case I'd feel bad for the legitimate business who buys a new printer from a reseller and can't get any support for it from the manufacturer (if that is the case).

    If they did provide the support, they'd have to admit they knowingly had post-embargo products over there, and I would imagine uncle Sam would find that helping an embargoed state with an IT/Business problem actively is worst than tossing a box of hardware at them and letting them figure it out. Then again, I can't say HP support has ever really been that helpful (or timely; the embargo will probably be over before they actually got some support; but that is a different story).

    I think I'm with everyone else in that the embargo is "wishful thinking" on the government's part, and they haven't learned that all the embargo does is drive up the prices (e.g. cuban cigars) and make a middleman (such as canadian tobacco shops) wealthier than their US counterparts. If the dictaror (whose name I can't remember off the top of my head) in Iran wants an iPod to superclusters of linux PCs as a poor mans supercomputer, this isn't going to stop him; but might deny or drive the price up for the average citizen who would love some US medicine or blue jeans.

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  39. Re:Least of the problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nevermind the farmers were growing opium. The CIA will have none of that price fixing crap.

  40. HP is an immoral company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They didn't think twice about lying to obtain the phone records of their employees. (Remember the hooplah about "pretexting?") I'm sure they wouldn't think twice about selling in violation of trade embargoes to a country that continually supports terrorist acts against U.S. troops, Iraqi Civilians, and Israel.

  41. Unfair to innocent people by Techmeology · · Score: 1

    Embargoes like this are unfair to the innocent people - who have no malintent towards the US. They likely don't even approve of their government's activities. Why wouldn't the ordinary Iranian, therefore, have access to printers?

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  42. Yes they have been illegally conspiring by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Everyone does it!"

    (( The following may or may not be fiction ))

    I have personally witnessed similar activities being attempted by EFTDatalink/Amstar Systems (both entities run by the same people) trying to set up ATM based money transfers between the US and Mexico... yes... if your first thought was "drug money laundering" then you wouldn't be alone because talks with various money handling entities refused to talk to Amstar Systems about it and simply walked out of talks with the company's executives. "Amstar Mexico" was pursuing business activities in ALL of central and south america and CUBA. Amstar Mexico is free to deal with whoever they want... they are a Mexican company and they don't have those restrictions as far as I know.

    Of course, all of the statements I just made are mostly based on my own recollection and may be inaccurate. My last contact with the operators of the company was well over 10 years ago. I believe my memory is accurate enough but should be treated as speculation or even as fiction. One of the executives at the time was an arrogant asshole of a lawyer and who knows what he might try to do to me if Slashdot offers little to no protection regarding my identity.

    1. Re:Yes they have been illegally conspiring by erroneus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wow! I may become a Christian yet! One of my prayers have been answered! It seems Amstar Systems and EFT Datalink are no longer in business!!! Google for either one and visit www.eftdatalink.com to see! The operators of those two entities were of questionable character and everything they did was suspect in my opinion. Good riddance... But I am sure there is yet ANOTHER name for another operation by the same people... look out for Robert "Bob" Farris when doing business with ATMs or the like in Texas or surrounding states.

  43. This is a huge deal! by macraig · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given how technologically advanced HP printers have become, this presents a huge risk to national security. I'm mortally afraid that my comfy way of life has been jeopardized by HP's actions. President-Elect Obama needs to appoint a special prosecutor ASAP!

    Actually, now that I think about it, my comfy life has already been jeopardized by HP products... anyone want a paperweight that just happens to look like a fancy scanner with ADF?

    1. Re:This is a huge deal! by shentino · · Score: 1

      Then HP would be guilty of usurping the fed's war powers rather than violating national security.

  44. Re:omg!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fail.

  45. Not Illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not illegal to sell most American goods to Iran.

    As long as the goods are not crypto or weapons it's legal to sell to Iran as long as Americans are not directly involved. Shipping via a third country is legal and common practice.

    There is no evidence that HP broke any laws.

  46. US Export Control Details by dtmos · · Score: 1

    Exports from US companies are controlled by the Bureau of Industry and Security, part of the Department of Commerce.

    In addition to the list of controls for each country, most people are really, really surprised to read the list of controlled items -- the Commerce Control List. The list itself is Part 774, Catetegories 0 through 9, plus Supplements 2 and 3, linked at the bottom of the page.

    One concept not well-known is that merely discussing a controlled technology in the presence of a foreign national from the "wrong" country (think China and Iran, among others) is considered an "export" of technology, and has federal penalties (fines and prison time) just as severe as the actual physical transfer of an object. This tripped up J. Reese Roth, a retired professor now facing a maximum of 150 years in prison. Sentencing is scheduled for 7 January 2009.

    1. Re:US Export Control Details by uffe_nordholm · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of the time (early 1990's) I worked for a small Swedish company. We got an order for 5 pieces of an ultra-sound machine doctors use to examine the sinuses of patients, and spare parts for all of them. The order was placed by some organisation (government or otherwise, my memory fails me on this point) inside the USSR.

      As far as we could tell, we were bound by the US export rules, since the US companies making such high-tech wonders as the Z80 tied up their retailers in contracts which were enforced down the chain.

      We gladly shipped a total of 10 Z80 CPUs, along with a bunch of other high-tech wonders such as 74LS244 and the like... And wondered at what the USA expected would come from stopping a small company exporting technology to the USSR. Technology the same country could buy, anonymously, over the counter in any reasonably well-supplied electronics store.

  47. Or, the other option ... by gordguide · · Score: 1

    " ... Has HP unknowingly been supplying Iran with technology or have they been trying to secretly get by the US government's export restrictions?" ..."

    Or is HP supplying printers to Iran under direction from the US gov't, via clandestine means, like an "illegal" importer from the area, to the unsuspecting Iranian government, military, academia, and commerce? It's not the first time printers were used to gather intelligence ... I seem to recall a news story during the first year of Gulf War II about certain printers that the US had "modified" in such a way that they offered useful intelligence, gathered from the offices of Saddam's between-Gulf War military.

      Even if that isn't going on here, all printers sold everywhere, including in the US, have embedded dots that can identify the origin of any document down to a specific printer. Sold to us as a means to counter counterfeiting of money, It's useful to have such data when you run across something someone printed in a foreign country you are very interested in knowing more secrets about.

    Could be wrong, but methinks a secret blind eye, to advance intelligence gathering while appearing to enforce the embargo for the usual reasons, is somewhat more plausible than HP blatantly defying the law to make a few bucks in a relatively small market, as much as they do love the money.

    It's either good or bad, depending on your perspective, that if it were true, it's best to deny it, and continue the charade with some kind of nominal punishment. So, we'll never know, unless of course they throw the book at HP.

  48. The HP Sales Reps & Managers HAD to know by altek · · Score: 1

    Whoever was the HP sales rep that was selling the printers to this intermediary company in Dubai, likely had a VERY good knowledge of where all those printers were going.

    Whether that sales rep (or their boss) communicated this up the chain to senior execs, however, is anybody's guess.

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  49. Hmmm by goldcd · · Score: 1

    I think you're missing an opportunity to balance that nasty oil-fuelled trade deficit..*reaches for calculator*
    Yup, about 5 barrels of HP branded inkjet ink should do it.

  50. Nukes from printers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh maaan,

    Now they can disassemble the printers and make nuke bombs out of them!
    Crappp!!

  51. Clinton's Act of War by dada21 · · Score: 0

    Placing an embargo on Iran on consumer and business goods, to me, is an act of war. For those Obama-lovers out there (and understand I detest Bush just as much), it's important to focus that Clinton, a Democrat, provided for this act of war.

    It's no wonder that Iran's leaders proclaim injustices by the West -- we do them, and we do them fairly openly.

    Regardless of whether or not HP did it or was complicit in the act of selling to Iranian businesses, I'll continue to buy HP products and continue to recommend them. When the State does something contrary to freedom, it is up to freedom lovers to work around it. Kudos to HP, and whoever else was involved in the "smuggling" of these goods, for providing a non-lethal product to those who wanted them.

    Is it only our government's job to sell weapons of mass destruction to the various parties of war in the Middle East? Does the American government have any Constitutional priviledge to tell individuals and businesses elsewhere in the world what they can and can't buy? I don't think so.

    It's ridiculous that our government, on behalf of the voters, can tell another country and people in another country what business items they can purchase and use. Considering how much HP pays in payroll on behalf of US citizens, I'm even more shocked that the U.S. government has wasted more tax dollars investigating what is obviously nothing but their desire to strongarm Iranian citizens to get mad at their government for not being able to buy decent printers, when it fact it just gives those citizens more reason to point the finger at the U.S. citizens who want nothing to do with their government's insane actions.

    Let Iranians buy what they want to buy from whoever wants to sell it to them. That's call an open and free market. To embargo PRINTERS is ridiculous, and an obvious act of war.

    1. Re:Clinton's Act of War by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hmm.. san act of war. I guess it would be an act of war when they jack up the tariffs so that their citizens prefer buying their domestic crap over our now artificially expensive exported crap too. Right? I mean anything to break the free market is an act of war right? That's what your saying isn't it.

      The embargo is there because Iran can't play well with others and it's attempting to obtain Nuclear weapons so it doesn't have to listen to people telling them to play nice. It isn't just the US, almost all of Europe is telling them to drop the Nuclear ambitions too. Iran sponsors terrorism and if you think it is ok because they are only killing the jews right now, just wait until they run out of the jews and start looking for you. By then, you will know what an act of war is. And it won't be something as petty and not being able to make a buck because the world don't wasn't some country to go Nuclear or have vast resources availible to it when sponsoring terrorists who are just as happy killing you the innocent civilian as they are those damn innocent civilian jews..

    2. Re:Clinton's Act of War by pyrotic · · Score: 1

      Iran has a multi-party democracy.
      Saudi Arabia is an absolute monarchy.
      Iranian universities turn out scientists and engineers.
      Saudi universities tun out ideologues.
      Saudis were directly responsible for 9/11.
      Saudis execute adulterers without judicial review.
      Iran doesn't.
      Saudis export their extreme ideology across moderate Arab states.
      Iran doesn't.

      Just who are the Americans trying to punish?

    3. Re:Clinton's Act of War by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      perhaps HP shouldn't have included cryptographic algos on the printers firmware then?

  52. So what? by jcr · · Score: 1

    What are they going to do? Bury us in paper like the Federal Reserve?

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    1. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are going to begin shipping IEP's to iraq

  53. HP's responsibility for 3rd party distributor? by PPH · · Score: 1

    At what point does HP become responsible for the actions of a 3rd party?

    If I walk into Office Depot and buy a printer, there's nothing telling me whare I can take it or whom I may resell it to. In fact, forget printers. I've bought some pretty sophisticated test equipment (stuff you can use to work on state of the art radar for example) and nobody has told me that I can't drive across the border with it, put a 'for sale' sign on it and take cash from the first buyer. As long as I've answered customs of the country I'm entering honestly that, 'Yes. I am carrying goods that I intend to sell. Here's your duty. Have a nice day.'

    So, back to the printers. If I order a dozen printers, the salesperson will happily help me load them in my truck. A hundred and they'll probably take me out to dinner. At what point can I expect them to ask, "Hey buddy. Just where are you going with all these printers?"

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    1. Re:HP's responsibility for 3rd party distributor? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, most judges will tell you that ignorance is no excuse for violating the law. You are supposed to know the law and not break it.

      I don't see why export controls would make a difference in that logic.

      As for HP, "Albrecht Ferling, the general manager of HP Middle East, was quoted in the press as estimating HP's growth rate in Iran to be about 50 percent per year". This was supposedly in 1999 after the bans were in place and HP already started using the company in Dubai. HP acted prety much in full knowledge of this. Some people were perhaps in the dark, but there were some who knew enough to state a growth rate and you don't get that by accident.

    2. Re:HP's responsibility for 3rd party distributor? by PPH · · Score: 1

      I'm quite aware of the law. 'Restricted technology' is restricted from transfer to 'Non US persons'. While this includes exporting said technology, it also includes transferring it to these persons within the USA. So, anything I (or an Iranian national) can walk into the Office Depot in my neighborhood and purchase is not restricted. Or Office Depot is violating the law.

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    3. Re:HP's responsibility for 3rd party distributor? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Dude. It's IRAN

    4. Re:HP's responsibility for 3rd party distributor? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      If you or an Iranian citizen is within the United states, you are considered a US person because you are under their legal jurisdiction. Now if someone is here illegally, and you know it, then it might be likely that you could get busted. You have to remember, the restricted items are contained in "export controls". It isn't necessarily that no Iranian can have a printer or computer, we just can't export them to Iran. So even if an Iranian student or something buys a printer seemingly legally at office max, when he attempts to take it out of the US to Iran or some other restricted country, the laws kick in.

      In all cases, if you know that the sale is intended to take the restricted tech back to a restricted country-against the law, your going to most likely be busted.

    5. Re:HP's responsibility for 3rd party distributor? by PPH · · Score: 1

      If you or an Iranian citizen is within the United states, you are considered a US person

      Well, you've just failed your mandatory security refresher. This is NOT true for restricted technology. We can't share restricted data or tech. with foreign nationals (even one granted permanent US residence) or even US citizens employed by foreign corporations. All such persons must be identified by clearly marked badges while on our premises and be escorted at all times.

      HP might be restricted from doing business with Iran directly. That's an economic sanction. But if its not restricted technology (which is a very clearly identified set of products), HP has no duty to track or restrict its movement by its customers (in Dubai, for example). There's no legal difference between selling a truckload of printers to Dubai or to some guy who's going to drive them across the Canadian border (and then off to who-knows-where).

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    6. Re:HP's responsibility for 3rd party distributor? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Well, you've just failed your mandatory security refresher. This is NOT true for restricted technology. We can't share restricted data or tech. with foreign nationals (even one granted permanent US residence) or even US citizens employed by foreign corporations. All such persons must be identified by clearly marked badges while on our premises and be escorted at all times.

      Well, no because we are talking about the context of this embargo. The restricted technology is part of the embargo and that only effect items being exported to that country. And no, even the restrictions from ITAR and proliferation only require a foreign national to obtain an export license and they can access the information and do anything unescorted. Just because a Tech is restricted, it doesn't mean that none of the countries could ever get them, it means that the usage had to be monitored so that they aren't use inappropriately. Take intel for example, it employs plenty of people from sanctioned countries who are living in the US. Some of them are treated as US persons while some have to get an export license. Some of these people have unrestricted access to tech some have to be monitored and can only work in certain areas.

      HP might be restricted from doing business with Iran directly. That's an economic sanction. But if its not restricted technology (which is a very clearly identified set of products), HP has no duty to track or restrict its movement by its customers (in Dubai, for example). There's no legal difference between selling a truckload of printers to Dubai or to some guy who's going to drive them across the Canadian border (and then off to who-knows-where).

      Actually, under the current law, HP has an obligation to ensure that their products aren't being re-exported to restricted countries without a proper export license.

      If you look through the Don't let this happen to you flyer produced by the US Bureau of Industry and Security, you will find where someone sold Forklift parts to a company in Dubai who later sold them to elements inside Iran. A British company Proclad International Pipelines, Ltd, order nickel alloy pipes from an American company and attempted to reexport them to Iran. Supermicro Computer Incorporated/Mohammad Mayssami attempted to ship computer main boads to Iran VIA Dubai. It says

      The Penalty: In the criminal case, Supermicro was sentenced to a criminal fine of $150,000. Supermicro also agreed to pay an additional $125,400 in civil penalties. As part of the plea agreement, Supermicro implemented a new export control program. On May 21, 2007, Super Net was denied export privileges for five years. On April 28, 2008, Mohammad Mayssami was sentenced to two years' probation, a 10,000 criminal fine, and 160 hours of community service at a charity of his choosing, for his part in financing the export transactions.

      It seems that people exporting things have more of an obligation then seeing it on a truck bound for Canada.

    7. Re:HP's responsibility for 3rd party distributor? by PPH · · Score: 1

      The examples you've given describe penalties levied against the people who actually did the exporting. Not the originating companies. In the Proclad International Pipeline case, there is no mention of legal action against the (unnamed) American manufacturer. Only the middleman doing the exporting to Iran. And that's my point. HP is in the same position. They export (legally, with all the paperwork in place) to a company in Dubai. The Dubai company re-exports to Iran. Its the middleman in Dubai who has violated the law. And that's only if HP had language in their contract prohibiting such resale. In fact, it has been stated that HP officials knew that their product was making its way into Iran. The only example I could find where a manufacturer was punished (the forklift parts case), it was for making false statements to federal agents. It appears that HP hid nothing, was aware that their printers were making their way into Iran. And the Department of Commerce signed the export paperwork.

      The very idea that the law can reach out beyond a companies contractual control of their products is insane. If I were a foreign competitor of HP's in the printer market, I could easily put them out of business. All I'd have to do is to arrange to have shipments of HP printers re-sold to boycotted countries, leak news of the shipments to the Commerce Department and wait until their butts were sued right out of business.

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    8. Re:HP's responsibility for 3rd party distributor? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The examples you've given describe penalties levied against the people who actually did the exporting. Not the originating companies.

      Lol.. NO, it levied penalties to the company that did something wrong. Not all of the examples had a US company doing something wrong like in the Proclad situation.

      In the Proclad International Pipeline case, there is no mention of legal action against the (unnamed) American manufacturer. Only the middleman doing the exporting to Iran.

      And the point of including that was only to show that foreign companies doing business with US companies are still bound to US export law. Proclad operated on it's own to purchase the parts through a legit means then attempted to ship them to a restricted company. The US company did nothing wrong. This is different from the HP situation.

      And that's my point. HP is in the same position. They export (legally, with all the paperwork in place) to a company in Dubai. The Dubai company re-exports to Iran. Its the middleman in Dubai who has violated the law.

      Well, no. Proclad was busted because the US suppliers saw where their products were going and reported it. The US suppliers weren't in on the reexport. HP on the other hand, actually made a statement in 1997 about how Iran was their biggest market increaser in the area. They knew their products were going to Iran and actually banked on it. This alone puts them in a technical violation of the law, but they continued it in a flagrant manner with the shell company actually boasting about it publicly. HP isn't an innocent middle man here. You did read the article right? You cannot make a statement about Iran showing the best improvements in sales and no know your products are going to Iran against the trade embargo. There is no possible way that HP can remotely claim ignorance of that.

      And that's only if HP had language in their contract prohibiting such resale. In fact, it has been stated that HP officials knew that their product was making its way into Iran. The only example I could find where a manufacturer was punished (the forklift parts case), it was for making false statements to federal agents. It appears that HP hid nothing, was aware that their printers were making their way into Iran. And the Department of Commerce signed the export paperwork.

      Actually, HP knowing that their products were making it into Iran was enough to force them to disclose it to the US government. Not doing that is enough to trigger issues with export law. HP has an obligation under the law to ensure it's customers aren't reexporting to banned or restricted countries. When they applied for an export license to deal with the company in Dubai, they had to state where the end users would be, it is obvious that HP knew they would be in Iran and failed to report that.

      If your looking for cases similar to the hp situation, the KZ Results listing where the company ended up shipping to Syria threw a middle man in UAE is one, Primavera Systems, Inc. is another where they fail to keep records of the final recipient.

      I also don't think you looked at the section titled Chapter 5 - Transshipment and Re-exports. It specifically states "For example, an exporter cannot bypass the U.S. embargo against Iran by shipping an item to a distributor in the United Kingdom and asking that distributor to transship the item to a customer in Iran." This is what HP was doing, it is the only way that it could have made statements about the growth it was experiencing in the Iranian market. In fact, HP couldn't have known about growth in Iran if it wasn't shipping into it.

      The very idea that the law can reach out beyond a companies contractual control of their products is insane. If I were a foreign competitor of HP's in the printer market, I could easily put them out of business. All I'd have to do i

  54. Seriously by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    they won't use printers for printers, but use the CPUs and memory in those printers to modify their missile guidance systems for longer range.

    Plus those HP printers use an encryption scheme that is greater than what is supposed to be sold to the Middle-East. They can unassemble the code from the printer memory and drivers and use it to encrypt messages that are harder to crack.

    But it is useless because all they need do is download the source code to GPG and they have one of the best encryption systems there is known to Earth.

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  55. Exportation? by mirof007 · · Score: 1

    Is that some new form of teleportation? The things I learn on digg...

  56. I don't believe this. by john.picard · · Score: 1

    I do not think they would knowingly violate the law. Why in the hell would a big company waste its time and take the risk of breaking the law just to sell a few extra printers, when they've obviously got better legal things to do?

  57. Lack of governance by drolli · · Score: 1

    Usually such things are handled in a way which makes it impossible to establish a direct link between corporate policy and delivering some product somewhere. If such bussiness happens it happens usually because some distributor, for whom the market may be not small at all, decides to make a little extra money. There several stages of "corruption" may be involved in this

    a) The distributor acts on his own, not telling anybody at the big company where he sells products, maybe even lying.

    b) The salesperson responsible at the company knows that jumps of 50% in sales are strange, but why spoil a good business by asking stupid questions?

    c) His boss looks only at the sales total and gives him a rise for good sales

    d) The official company policy and what the headquarters know may state that a) any departments are responsible for themself, and that b) no department may ship to an embargoed country

    Look at the Siemens scandal for an example of a lack of corporate governance. (I know a lot of people at the company. Most of them are happy the scandal happened, because now it's better there.). To make a literal cite on somebody in an accounting deparment "Oh in the numbers reported to the central accounting, you can barely notice such sums" (we where discussing news about inofficial accounts containing on the order of 100million euros).

    So yes, i firmly believe that HPs headquarters definitely may have missed a small transfer of 50Mio$ from somewhere via a unofficial account, being reintegrated into the balance by and wrong bill for consulting services somewhere (or by other means. Look at the Siemens scandal to learn what you can do. If Siemens creativity in consumer products would be as good at the accountants ability to hide money, they mobile phone would still rock).

  58. Re:Least of the problems by halivar · · Score: 1

    Yep. T'was a grand day when them uppity Canucks got theirs. Deserved it, too; gettin' their pennies all mixed in with ours (if you live in a border state, you know what I mean).

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gon' make me some pancakes and slather it with the rich, delicious taste of American-liberated maple syrup.

  59. I mean POSTFIX (reverse polish) by halivar · · Score: 1

    See? I got it wrong, so I can't be a nerd!

  60. Myles of Style by tobiasly · · Score: 1

    Forget HP and Iran. Can someone please tell me why in the bloody hell the RSS abstract for this and almost every other Slashdot story over the past few weeks has included a banner ad for HGTV's "Myles of Style"? What exactly is their target audience here? I'm pretty sure the number of Slashdot readers who are interested in the finer points of choosing drapery fabrics to match the floor lamp can probably be stored in the register of an 8080 with two or three bits to spare.

    Maybe their ad relevance engine picked up this story a few weeks back and misunderstood the meaning of "design patterns"?

  61. Redington Gulf an Indian company? by gchesney0001 · · Score: 0

    No wonder - they want to drum up more business for the huge phone support that would be generated by using HP products. That should drive the Iranians crazy.

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  62. what a silly story by foothill_warrior · · Score: 1

    Ridiculous story. Some random re-seller sells Iran HP printers and HP is incriminated ? I'll bet they sell HP and Dell PCs too - 'cause they are #1 & 2 in the world. A better question is what brand of guns, ammmo and rockets are sold to Iran.

    1. Re:what a silly story by mweather · · Score: 1

      Kalashnikov, Wolf, and SS-N-22 rockets. All courteously provided by their neighbor to the north.

    2. Re:what a silly story by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the story?

      In 1999, 4 years after the ban out in place by Clinton, and two years after HP started using Redington Gulf, Albrecht Ferling, the general manager of HP Middle East, was quoted in the press as estimating HP's growth rate in Iran to be about 50 percent per year.

      This isn't some random reseller, and HP wasn't ignorant of it. You simply can't make statements about you companies growth in a market that your not supposed to be in without knowing that your going into it.

  63. Its a f@ckin printer .... by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Has HP unknowingly been supplying Iran with technology or have they been trying to secretly get by the US government's export restrictions?"

    if some country wants to reverse engineer a f@ckin printer, they just acquire one through a person and do it. or two. or three.

    there is no concept of 'supplying someone with technology' in a case of selling printers en masse. you dont need 100.000 units of printers to reverse engineer anything.

    what is happening is pure export. thats it.

    summary is retarded beyond comprehension.

    1. Re:Its a f@ckin printer .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can say FUCK on this site, you enormous crybaby faggot.

  64. what export restrictions? by jilles · · Score: 1

    Export controls are largely ineffective and easily bypassed with proxies and intermediate partners. I've heard in several separate cases that people working for multinationals in Iran simply use a middleman to get their hands on any equipment they need. They simply 'advice' their customers that in order to operate foo, they would need x units of component bar which they are sadly unable to deliver due to export restrictions and basically bar 'magically' appears on site when needed, no questions asked.

    Basic problem is that the US exports to most countries in the world and exporting from those countries to those to which it doesn't want to export is basically not controlled at all (except by local legislation in e.g. NATO member states). So all you need is a willing middleman in any country the US can export to. The middleman is not in US jurisdiction and under no obligation to even inform US trading partners of intent to export. Likewise US trading partners have no interest whatsoever in knowing what happens to their stuff after they ship it.

    Naturally, most US companies maintain good & extensive relations with such middlemen providing them with support, logistics, etc.

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  65. Did anyone else think... by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    ...'OH NOES! PRINTERS IN IRAN!' when they read the summary? Seriously, what the fuck? I mean, a law's a law and all... But do we really care that HP is selling Iran printers? Fuck 'em. Let HP bleed the country dry over ink and toner! :D

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  66. no by unity100 · · Score: 1

    to the contrary of your filth reeking brain, you cant.

    just try f@ck and fuck in various postings, and see how people's response and moderation differ for both.

  67. Screw the Embargo by Jafar00 · · Score: 1

    Yeah you heard me. Screw the Embargo. My company does business with Iranians and the US can swear black and blue at me. I still won't stop.

    Good on HP. The Iranians need printers too.

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  68. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP may even be on trial for light treason.

  69. Re:Least of the problems by nonewmsgs · · Score: 1

    funniest thing i've read here in a few weeks.

  70. Re:Least of the problems by nonewmsgs · · Score: 1

    source please?

  71. Re:Least of the problems by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/index.cfm?PgNm=TCE&Params=A1ARTA0008405

    Oh I'm off by two years, and it lasted for three. Not really something huge. I suggest using google in the future.

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  72. No arabic and farsi characters in HP printers by cpghost · · Score: 1

    Ever tried to print a web page with arabic or farsi characters on a PostScript-enabled HP LaserJet without rasterizing? Since those fonts are not part of the standard PostScript font set, all you get are a lot of empty squares. So, now, who's the "bad guy" who sold the iranians GhostScript or the Windows drivers to actually USE those printers with their fonts? (What a silly embargo...)

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  73. I see HP everywhere here in Iran! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see HP products everywhere here in Iran, most companies use HP printers, many people have HP laptops and almost all the big companies and government use HP servers in their data centers. The only problem with US products here is that we can't get direct support from these companies and of course there are companies that guarantee these products and support them! In fact we have access to almost most of US IT products but without support, I have a Motorola cellphone and I have an iPod and we have a HP server here and there is an IBM lartop beside me, these are all US products and no one accuse them for selling their products to Iran.

  74. Laser printers and nukes by natarnsco · · Score: 1

    Krytrons. They are used in copiers, lasers, and nuclear weapons. Google it and you'll understand the .gov's concern.

  75. Dealing with Iran? by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    Behind American backs? Who do they think they are? Ronald Reagan or something?

  76. So let me get this right? by voss · · Score: 1

    An american company is under scrutiny for selling Inkjet printers to Iran? Dont we have bigger fish to fry? I would be more worried if they were not buying American products, generally as a rule of practical warfare you do not attack your suppliers or your customers. Krytons would be an issue if you were selling laser printers...fine sell inkjet printers.

    1. Re:So let me get this right? by dwye · · Score: 1

      > generally as a rule of practical warfare you do not attack your suppliers or your customers

      This might be a Godwin violation, but in 1939, Germany's biggest trading partner was France. They also had a fair trade with Poland and Britain.

      Actually, as a rule, one does tend to attack one's suppliers, to force them to lower prices, or just seize the supplied products. One may also attack customers who do not want to allow your products sold to their citizens; look up the Opium Wars, for example.

  77. Screw Iran, HP exported my $$$ by SrWebDeveloper · · Score: 1

    Screw Iran!

    What about HP exporting nearly all of my hard earned money to replace those damned overpriced color ink cartridges. I want a few HP executives ON THE WALL immediately, lined up and blindfolded. I'll invite over eleven of my friends, all with rifles, for a twelve gun salute to their greed and thievery.

    Dammit, I want JUSTICE!!!

  78. They still have an Iran department. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    Ask iran@redingtongulf.com about it.

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  79. anybody has a price by linuzer · · Score: 1

    As an Iranian I've to say we will be buy anything that we need and anybody has a price. we buy enterprise and high tech products from HP, SUN, SGI, Cisco, EMC and others and not only from USA even from Israel. and it's not limited to IT products, we even buy F16 Fighter parts from USA DOD and Nuclear enrichment equipments from halliburton http://digg.com/politics/Top_Censored_Story_Halliburton_Sold_Nuke_Components_to_Iran and as you know they don't tell you about this stuff in CNN, FoxNews and others, Bush was expensive, we are in negotiation with Barak Obama to find what's his price. We pay good price and they can't simply resist. That's money talk.

  80. We have USA best minds by linuzer · · Score: 1

    We have US best minds, nobody cares about silly HP printers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Iranian_Americans

  81. That's no printer! by nilbog · · Score: 1

    Oh no, that's not a printer - it's just a homefill!

    Anyone, anyone?

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  82. Kidding me? by omidaladini · · Score: 1

    They're definitely joking! Just take a trip to Iran and see there are not even printers, but also high-end servers and everything that you can imagine available from HP (or Dell, Cisco or whatever name in your mind.)