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More Evidence For a Clovis-Killer Comet

fortapocalypse sends word that a new paper was published today in the journal Science on the hypothesis that a comet impact wiped out the Clovis people 12,900 years ago. (We discussed this hypothesis last year when it was put forth.) The new evidence is a layer of nanodiamonds at locations all across North America, at a depth corresponding to 12,900 years ago, none earlier or later. The researchers hypothesize that the comet that initiated the Younger Dryas, reversing the warming from the previous ice age, fragmented and exploded in a continent-wide conflagration that produced a layer of diamond from carbon on the surface. While disputing the current hypothesis, NASA's David Morrison allows, "They may have discovered something absolutely marvelous and unexplained."

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  1. 12,900 years ago? by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    12,900 years ago? That's over twice the age of the Earth, you heathens!

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    1. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to get newer revision from repo

    2. Re:12,900 years ago? by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      My bible is better than your bible.

      You mean it's plastified and thus waterproof?
      Mine has an invisibility cloak!

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    3. Re:12,900 years ago? by slugtastic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ha! There's only one invisibility cloak! And Harry Potter has it!

    4. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those...

    5. Re:12,900 years ago? by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Funny

      didn't you get the memo? Barack H. Obama is the new messiah. HE has brought forth HOPE. HE will pay for our cars and houses. HE will create 3 million new jobs. And HE has totally ripped abs.

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    6. Re:12,900 years ago? by slugtastic · · Score: 1

      In my bible jesus is a carpenter.

    7. Re:12,900 years ago? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I would laugh, but I live around too many people who would say exactly that.

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    8. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP is a (funny) hardcore atheist and trolls religious people. Check his past posts.

    9. Re:12,900 years ago? by jellomizer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You can't just leave it alone can you. You need to retake you statistics class again. And for religious zealotry it usually falls along the normal distribution curve. There is a small vocal minority who takes everything in the bible word for word, Then it gradually with many many gray lines, goes up to people to take the bible as mostly written abstractly to explain the concepts. Then it goes to a book maintained over hundreds of years to explain morality, then goes to something that has corrupted the world for hundreds of years. You wonder why the radical evangelics fights so hard against science. Because the scientist want to mock them and prove them wrong.
      Lets put aside your Religious/Anti-Religious beliefs and focus on the Real Science. If someone goes up to you and tries to open a religious flame war, just respect their beliefs, I tend to like "Your beliefs may be correct, however my job as a scientist is to go with the evidence that is given to me with the data I have. My Data can possible be incorrect or falsified however my job is to follow what I currently have." , This doesn't cause the conflict that other methods have. And if you do come with a conclusion that isn't against their religious concepts they will accept it better knowing that you respect their beliefs. Also it forces the other person to really think about their actions, of having taking the higher moral ground you are in a better position. Just because you wildly disagree with a person and you have the rights to do so. It doesn't mean it is always a good idea to do so. You may say they are living a lie, but to their Point of View so are you, thus a situation where you cannot resolve a conflict.

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    10. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Billy Bob Neck? Is that you?

    11. Re:12,900 years ago? by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      I'm genuinely confused. Is this a joke, or do you really think John McCain won the election. And, if so, why?

    12. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He won both the popular and electoral votes sir! Our next preisedent is a WHITE MAN !!! ;D congratulatens to president elect McCian

    13. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off topic, but I really did sit in a (baptist) church in WV one time, and had a preacher hold up a bible, and tell us that if we ever looked on the back of a bible that wasn't a King James version, we'd find a little 666 stamped there.

      I was like "forgive me, God, I'm one of these morons".

    14. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. I believe that the original post was a joke. Didn't need explanation or elaboration. Just chuckle and go on with your life....

    15. Re:12,900 years ago? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      You know, the more I think about it, I can't remember anywhere in the NT where Jesus was said to be a carpenter. My impression is that we generally assume he's a carpenter, because Joseph was one. But if he was, shall we say, "awakened" at age 12 per the Bible, and there is circumstantial evidence that he was an Essene monk before age 30, I wonder if it's not possible that he didn't skip the carpentry apprenticeship.

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    16. Re:12,900 years ago? by leoaloha · · Score: 1

      If you are trying to use the bible as a foundation for your joke, you forgot to calculate correctly. Using chronology from the bible the existence of "man" is a little over 6000 years. The bible use of "DAY" for creative process can mean thousands of years. Ezekiel 4:6 shows one translation of day as a year "A day for a year, a day for a year, is what I have given you". Even in our time we say things such as "back in my dads day". - That thought can represent 60-90 years or so.

    17. Re:12,900 years ago? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Funny

      You need to retake you statistics class again. And for religious zealotry it usually falls along the normal distribution curve.

      Interesting. What's the SI unit of religious zealotry, and what type of apparatus is used to measure it?

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    18. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I would guess that the gp means that John McCain "won" in the sense that he now doesn't have to deal with all the troubles of the country.

    19. Re:12,900 years ago? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Lotus Notes and a Machine Gun...

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    20. Re:12,900 years ago? by Roxton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I heartily disapprove of this "play nice" rhetoric.

      A few points:
      1) Apologists like you prefer to think that the literalists are a small minority. A third of the people I know are young earth creationists, and I live in Massachusetts. 48% of the US public are young earth creationists. 16% of high school BIOLOGY teachers are young earth creationists. If you only get one thing out of this, let it be this: have some fucking intellectual integrity and stop understating the issue. Please.

      2) You're right to suggest that an argument can't be productive if there's no common ground from which to argue. It is, however, insulting to assume that there is no such common ground. To suggest that the concepts of Bayesian inference, justifiability, history and psychology are not inaccessible to a deeply religious person is condescending to the extreme -- certainly far more condescending than the comments of the GP.

      3) Your comment implies that there is no merit to demonstrating intolerance to bad ideas. That's a very popular conception, and I think that, as a liberal policy, it's been utterly disastrous. Now, clearly, it can be effective in a discussion or argument to assume that the other person is capable of meaningfully participating in that discussion or argument, but that's not the same as tolerating bad ideas. Cultural pressure is one of the great factors in meme progression and suppression, and it needs to be used.

      When you don't believe in apodictic truth, it's easy to have reservations about sharing your ideas, because they aren't so much correct as "merely" good. Secularists need to sack up and realize that good is good enough to be loud. Timidity is not a good policy.

    21. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You idiot the dinosaurs were wiped out 65 MYA (million years ago) and you think the earth is less than 6,450 years old. If that were true,the earth would still be a seething hot ball of magma with no water or oxygen and no moon!

    22. Re:12,900 years ago? by leoaloha · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mark 6:3 "This is the carpenter the son of Mary and the brother of James and Joseph and Judas and Simon, is it not? "

    23. Re:12,900 years ago? by Roxton · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      To suggest that the concepts of Bayesian inference, justifiability, history and psychology are not inaccessible to a deeply religious person is condescending to the extreme[...]

      s/are not inaccessible/are inaccessible/

    24. Re:12,900 years ago? by _ivy_ivy_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      Interesting. What's the SI unit of religious zealotry, and what type of apparatus is used to measure it?

      The Jihadi. It is nominally defined as the rate at which the zealot can destroy knowledge.

      1 Jihadi = 1 Burning Library of Congress (BLoC) per fortnight.

    25. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12,900 years ago? That's over twice the age of the Earth, you heathens!

      I don't see how you can claim to derive the age of the earth from the bible,since the bible does not tell how long ADAM and EVE lived in the garden before they were kicked out. very important bit of information

    26. Re:12,900 years ago? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      People are much more likely to take friendly constructive criticism than change their mind because someone explains why they're morons.

      That said, the original joke was funny, and funny things are always okay.

    27. Re:12,900 years ago? by Qzukk · · Score: 5, Funny

      How many Burning Libraries of Alexandria are there in a Burning Library of Congress?

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    28. Re:12,900 years ago? by Roxton · · Score: 1

      Please clarify this. I know deeply religious people who are highly intelligent, well educated, and were likely advancing their non-religious, technical fields back when you still thought binary referred to your daily routine of 'Whack off. Go to sleep. Whack off. Go to sleep.'

      In all fairness, I think that made me a better lover.

      I was trying to make the opposite point, and I accidentally double-negated. Oops. My point was that deeply religious people are *more* than capable of finding common ground. The most devout fundamentalist Christians, I find, are deeply studious.

    29. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

    30. Re:12,900 years ago? by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can't just leave it alone can you. You need to retake you statistics class again. And for religious zealotry it usually falls along the normal distribution curve. (...) You wonder why the radical evangelics fights so hard against science. Because the scientist want to mock them and prove them wrong.

      Funny, I thought it was because when you do prove them wrong time and time again, people might start to question the rest too including the belief parts. That people have an incredible capability of cognitive dissonance and explaining away anything the parts that lead to conflict is fairly well known though. It's not just to mock, but it's to point out that it's sort of a package deal - you can't believe in half the commandments, the odd pages of the Bible or whatever. Far too many people simply cherry pick the parts they want, so that they don't have to deal with all the things that are flat out wrong and still believe that everything else is accurate. There's always a good excuse for why some parts shouldn't be taken literally or seriously which happens to fit your own opinion.

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    31. Re:12,900 years ago? by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      didn't you get the memo? Barack H. Obama is the new messiah. HE has brought forth HOPE. HE will pay for our cars and houses. HE will create 3 million new jobs. And HE has totally ripped abs.

      I used to think this was a joke, but a journalist on NPR recently stated: "[description of economic woes ...] Is there any light at the end of this darkening tunnel? Where is what the Greeks called the deus ex machina -- the god who descends at the critical moment to sweep all our troubles away?
      That could be President-elect Barack Obama [...]"

      NPR says he's a god now, not just Limbaugh.

      http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=98912392

    32. Re:12,900 years ago? by jo42 · · Score: 1

      In my bible jesus is a carpenter.

      In the bible Jesus is a Jewish carpenter.

    33. Re:12,900 years ago? by Joseph+Hayes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You could also throw some cynical imagination in there, humility that we could all be completely wrong, and the Pagans had it right the whole time. Perhaps the Earth is a "living" entity in ways we don't yet recognize. And all the flora and fauna are just parasites, including us. There are an aweful lot of galaxies out there, and they all have planets. Can a flea comprehend that a dog, or human is what it is? I doubt it, it's just food, shelter, and a body to colonize and breed on. They inhabit the parts that are good for them, and avoid the places that they are likely to die. Much like us on earth. They suck blood, while we mine and farm. So while we see Earth as a beautiful place full of life. Other planets may see her as the filthy whore of the region, and use their gravity to throw rocks at her.... hehe Okay, that's a little dumb, but I think I've conveyed my message. Just wanted to put a spin on things for you all. I wonder what religion that makes me?

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    34. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're talking about religious beliefs this is another disaster.

      What did that comet impact basically do ? Well it stopped a streak of global warming that lasted thousands of years. That global warming allowed for a constant expansion of agricultural produce.

      And then *boom*. The shock itself was not fatal for all but a few hundred of the clovis people. What got them was simply the loss of agricultural land and the changes in the animals around them.

      They stopped global warming !

      Then they died.

    35. Re:12,900 years ago? by Slur · · Score: 1

      Whether the Bible might sometimes mean 'fortnight,' 'year,' or 'kalpa' when it says 'day' is pointless to debate. The parable of the creation of man in Genesis is not an historical account, nor is it meant to be taken literally at all. It's a simple analogy about what prevents people from realizing their unity with creation, specifically that our conventional means of 'knowing' the world blinds us to our innate natural being. The result, that we no longer see the world as a garden of creation of which we are a part, but as an adversary. (As for the part where God gives the world to mankind to capitalize on, well that's a purely human conceit.)

      I highly doubt dividing the age of the observable universe or the generations of mankind by 7 will yield any special insight into the nature of the universe, the nature of the number 7, or the nature of 'God's mind.' However it might tell you a little something about the writer's culture.

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    36. Re:12,900 years ago? by ultranova · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Your comment implies that there is no merit to demonstrating intolerance to bad ideas. That's a very popular conception, and I think that, as a liberal policy, it's been utterly disastrous. Now, clearly, it can be effective in a discussion or argument to assume that the other person is capable of meaningfully participating in that discussion or argument, but that's not the same as tolerating bad ideas. Cultural pressure is one of the great factors in meme progression and suppression, and it needs to be used.

      Saying that an idea is good is the same as saying that you think it's correct. Consequently, tolerating only good ideas is equivalent to tolerating only ideas you agree with. That has been shown to result in disaster, time and again. That's why we have freedom of religion nowadays: the alternative is constant religious warfare. Similarly, not tolerating bad ideas will eventually lead to a fight.

      Liberal policy of live and let live is really all about the first part. You will never be left to live in peace unless you're willing to do the same to others; and that means tolerating their ideas, no matter how imbecilic they might be. Your only alternatives are to use force or to pick on your neighbours until they snap and use it on you.

      Finally... Meme suppression ? You do realize that suppressing a meme requires oppressing the people who would pick it up or keep it ? I believe Stalin did something like that - for the benefit of society, of course - and is forever afterwards remembered as a brutal, murderous tyrant for it; I really don't think that it would be a good idea to try it here.

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    37. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that's only half of a mayan cycle...

    38. Re:12,900 years ago? by anethema · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're replying to a guy named "bigblacknigger". I wouldnt get too worked up.

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    39. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a neat idea, but I've never heard of a generic period of time having a morning and an evening, as in "and the evening and the morning were the nth day."

    40. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If someone goes up to you and tries to open a religious flame war, just respect their beliefs

      You know, I'm sick and tired of being told I have to play nice with religious people.

      Why? Why do I have to respect their beliefs? Why do I have to pussy-foot around the fact that they're choosing to believe in an imaginary friend with absolutely no empirical evidence?

      Sure, that's your choice... But why do I have to respect you for it?

      If you tell me that you can fly, do I have to respect that belief too? What if you tell me that paper isn't flamable? What if you tell me that cyanide is a healthy supplement to have with breakfast? At what point does it become acceptable for me to call you a flaming idiot?

      People kind of grin and chuckle at the Invisible Pink Unicorn and Flying Spaghetti Monster... But religions like Christianity are just as ridiculous. The only reason Christianity gets any kind of respect is because it has been around longer. So, in a couple thousand years, are people going to have to respect the beliefs of a Pastafarian? Or will they still be allowed to grin and chuckle?

      And, of course, this respect only goes one way. We're all supposed to respect the beliefs of the religious folks... But they don't have to respect ours.

      Religions are constantly trying to impose their beliefs on anyone and everyone around them. I'm not just talking about evangelists who just won't take no for an answer... Take a look at the big battle of Proposition 8 in California.

      It doesn't matter whether I believe that you should be able to marry whoever you want...the religious folks think it should just be between a man and a woman. Are they willing to respect my beliefs? Are they willing to let atheists and agnostics and whoever else go around marrying who they want to, and just worry about keeping their own flock on the straight-and-narrow? Nope! No same-sex marriages for anyone!

    41. Re:12,900 years ago? by DarkAvZ · · Score: 1

      1/10th or so ;)

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    42. Re:12,900 years ago? by j_166 · · Score: 0, Troll

      But if we let the gays get married, pretty soon we'll all be forced to get gay married. Most likely to our dogs. That's how these things work. Its called the gay agenda. Look it up.

    43. Re:12,900 years ago? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Interesting. What's the SI unit of religious zealotry, and what type of apparatus is used to measure it?

      The Jihadi. It is nominally defined as the rate at which the zealot can destroy knowledge.

      1 Jihadi = 1 Burning Library of Congress (BLoC) per fortnight.

      Would that make the Crusade the Imperial unit? And if so, what's the conversion equation?

    44. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No: But" He's not a "REPUBLICAN"

    45. Re:12,900 years ago? by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Similarly, not tolerating bad ideas will eventually lead to a fight

      You mean, like slavery? One group decides to continue to tolerate it, and another group decides not to. A big bloody fight ensues. One side wins. The intolerable idea becomes insignificantly present in the resulting, altered culture. Or are you suggesting that we should tolerate it, because it's gosh darn socially awkward to tell someone that they're wrong?

      Liberal policy of live and let live is really all about the first part. You will never be left to live in peace unless you're willing to do the same to others

      Yeah, except for the part where there are some people who consider the very act of you living the way you want to, peacefully, with things like daughters who are allowed to read and write, and marry who they choose... to be sufficient grounds to kill you. And your family. Can you really find moral comfort in that scenario by just physically removing yourself far enough away from the person who considers the nature of your day to day life to be an abomination requiring your death? Does your eager embrace of tolerance for every point of view include tolerating someone who doesn't tolerate you, and feels a religious duty to erase you from the planet?

      You do realize that suppressing a meme requires oppressing the people who would pick it up or keep it

      Or simply demonstrating in very plain, obvious ways that it's wrong. Or that embracing and pushing an incorrect world view or bad piece of information has consequences. Are you really equating a solid science curriculum that actively looks to shut down absurd superstitions in its students with Stalinism? Man, it must be exhausting to work so hard at moral relativism.

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    46. Re:12,900 years ago? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      That's a neat idea, but I've never heard of a generic period of time having a morning and an evening, as in "and the evening and the morning were the nth day."

      Don't read much poetry or literature? I've heard the term "twilight" used many times to refer to the late years of a person's life. Or there's that whole Sphinx thing.

    47. Re:12,900 years ago? by Roxton · · Score: 1

      Thank you for demonstrating the unjustifiably guilt-ridden, timid narrative that inhibits widespread adoption of sane ideas. It's human nature to individuals to develop rationales that justify their behavior. I tend to think that your unjustified assertions and hyperbole betray an underlying cowardice.

    48. Re:12,900 years ago? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

      The parable of the creation of man in Genesis is not an historical account, nor is it meant to be taken literally at all. It's a simple analogy about what prevents people from realizing their unity with creation, specifically that our conventional means of 'knowing' the world blinds us to our innate natural being.

      I know you have a five-digit UID (and have been around here since a bit closer to 1997 than I) ... but who are you to say how the opening text of Genesis is "meant to be" taken?

      Genesis was written considerably before 1997, as part of the Pentateuch in the first millenium BC. It may have "meant to be" taken exactly as it was written. Considering that it was composed during a time period far more superstitious than today, and that people of the time lacked any form of geologic dating, I'd wager that most of its audience believed in the literal truth of the snake story from the start. Today audiences of the Bible often take it non-literally, and obey some commandments (No gays!) while disregarding others (No eating shellfish!). But these are modern interpretations, not what the Bible is necessarily "meant to" mean.

      A great many people choose to respect this book, and chalk any inconsistencies up to matters of interpretation. But there is a rather harsh implication of the literal Bible not being compatible with observed evidence (not to mention people's lifestyles), and that is that the Bible is really is incompatible with most scientific evidence (and most modern lifestyles, even if they are religious).

    49. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're off by a multiple of 1000. The earth is 12 billion years old. The fact is there were people and Wooly Mammoths in Clovis 12000 years ago. There were also people in India, China, African etc.
      By the way, I've personally seen the Wooly Mammoth AND the Hominid fossils and remains uncovered in New Mexico. I haven't seen any evidence of UFOs though.
      There is plenty of room for God, Faith, Jesus and Fact all in the same universe. I am a devout believer in all of them.

    50. Re:12,900 years ago? by Roxton · · Score: 1

      To each their own, but the debate should focus on advantages and disadvantages of theory.

      No it shouldn't. Frickin' narcissist, get off my lawn!

    51. Re:12,900 years ago? by lightsaber777 · · Score: 1

      The ~6k years number is derived mainly from genealogies. For instance, I could derive your father's age given your age and his age when you were born.

    52. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      There is plenty of room for God, Faith, Jesus and Fact all in the same universe. I am a devout believer in all of them.

      Facts have nothing to do with God and Jesus. Grow up and lose the fairy tales.

    53. Re:12,900 years ago? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Oh well - it appears I've wasted 11 years of catholic education.Of course, I knew that before now, but this just confirms it.

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    54. Re:12,900 years ago? by ultranova · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Similarly, not tolerating bad ideas will eventually lead to a fight

      You mean, like slavery? One group decides to continue to tolerate it, and another group decides not to. A big bloody fight ensues. One side wins. The intolerable idea becomes insignificantly present in the resulting, altered culture. Or are you suggesting that we should tolerate it, because it's gosh darn socially awkward to tell someone that they're wrong?

      I mean exactly what I said: not tolerating bad ideas will eventually lead to a fight. Thank you for showing a good example of that.

      Yeah, except for the part where there are some people who consider the very act of you living the way you want to, peacefully, with things like daughters who are allowed to read and write, and marry who they choose... to be sufficient grounds to kill you. And your family.

      The issue under consideration was about whether we should tolerate bad ideas. I don't think anyone's argued that you should tolerate people trying to kill you. And I don't think that Young Earth Creationists in particular have threatened to kill anyone.

      Can you really find moral comfort in that scenario by just physically removing yourself far enough away from the person who considers the nature of your day to day life to be an abomination requiring your death?

      Dunno about moral comfort, but getting the hell away from people trying to kill me has worked just fine for me this far.

      Does your eager embrace of tolerance for every point of view include tolerating someone who doesn't tolerate you, and feels a religious duty to erase you from the planet?

      If you're in a position to bring social pressure against someone, the chances are that you are not fighting for your life.

      Or simply demonstrating in very plain, obvious ways that it's wrong.

      Go right ahead and do so. However, the grandparent talked about bringing "Cultural pressure" against such ideas to suppress them. That kinda implies more than merely demonstrating that the idea is wrong.

      Or that embracing and pushing an incorrect world view or bad piece of information has consequences.

      Actually, believing that the world is 6000 years old is unlikely to have any consequences. It's just weird, that's all. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that any believe that's actually likely to matter is also likely to be in line with reality, due to natural selection.

      Are you really equating a solid science curriculum that actively looks to shut down absurd superstitions in its students with Stalinism?

      No, I'm saying that "using social pressure to suppress memes" sounds suspiciously like Stalinism. I'm also saying that such a program will fail unless it's implementers are willing to go to the extent Stalin went. People are not going to let go of something they consider holy truth unless faced with death, and many not even then. Consequently, any such program short of Stalinism will fail to do anything except make a lot of people miserable, while any program that reaches the depths of Stalinism is undesirable for obvious reasons.

      Go right along and show evidence that the world is older than 6000 years; simply understand that you won't convince everyone, and accept that. You won't gain anything with "social pressure", and there's always the temptation to go just a bit further, and that's a slippery slope which will indeed end up with Stalinism. That's human nature for you.

      Man, it must be exhausting to work so hard at moral relativism.

      Actually, I'm a moral absolutist. For example, I believe that it is always wrong to try to force - no matter how subtly, for example with "social pressure" -

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    55. Re:12,900 years ago? by jalefkowit · · Score: 0

      In a couple thousand years, are people going to have to respect the beliefs of a Pastafarian? Or will they still be allowed to grin and chuckle?

      If the Flying Spaghetti Monster provides enough people over enough time with enough solace/comfort/inspiration to still be around 2,000 years from now, surely that would be worthy of some kind of respect. There's not many ideas that survive for 20 years, much less 2,000.

      If you view the lifecycle of ideas as a Darwinian "survival of the fittest" process of useful ideas propagating and not-useful ideas dying out a la Dawkins' memetics, then any idea that survives and even thrives over 2,000 years becomes something worth studying.

      (Pre-emptive response to the inevitable flames: I didn't say "correct" ideas. I said "useful".)

    56. Re:12,900 years ago? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      48% of the US public are young earth creationists. 16% of high school BIOLOGY teachers are young earth creationists.

      WTF! I thought I knew how bad these things are in the USA, but you managed to unpleasantly surprise me there. You are fucked up for sure, guys, unless you do something about it, fast.

    57. Re:12,900 years ago? by fugue · · Score: 2, Informative

      Very good points. I want to emphasise the target audience that you are discussing.

      Telling a religious nutcase that he's an idiot, nay, even proving it to him, will never convince him to change his mind. Only the wise will change their minds after being shown that they are wrong. Yes, even if you show a religious person that Ockham's Razor makes a god nigh-impossible, he will usually fall back to "Probability describes only what you can infer given your data. I know that God is real, so your calculation, while valid, does not incorporate data that I have."

      However, being intolerant of stupid ideas is still a good idea. While you won't convince religious people, you will have a good chance of convincing those who are on the fence, or who want to question but who have had their questions suppressed by family and "friends". Mocking religious people in private is generally useless (albeit fun), but I wanted to emphasise that public humiliation (cultural pressure) is a great weapon, especially when it has good science behind it.

      The target is not the idiots. The target is their potential victims.

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    58. Re:12,900 years ago? by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      > So, in a couple thousand years, are people going to
      > have to respect the beliefs of a Pastafarian?

      I predict it will be legislated (with hate-crimes consequences) within the next decade, what with post-modern thinking and relativism all the rage these days.

    59. Re:12,900 years ago? by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      not tolerating bad ideas will eventually lead to a fight. Thank you for showing a good example of that

      But you're ignoring the fact that the fight was necessary, and had the result of ending the applicability of the bad idea. The bad idea wasn't tolerated, and now it's gone. Tolerating the bad idea is tacit approval of it.

      I don't think anyone's argued that you should tolerate people trying to kill you.

      How about tolerating them moving into your neighborhood, and changing the laws under which you live such that the women in your family are no longer allowed to go to work, at the risk of being stoned to death? After all, it's just an idea. And if the majority of people in your neighborhood begin to hold that idea, why... tolerance dictates that you allow them to, right?

      but getting the hell away from people trying to kill me has worked just fine for me this far

      Would you say that it has worked for everyone in London? In Madrid? In Bali? In New York?

      Actually, believing that the world is 6000 years old is unlikely to have any consequences.

      You're kidding, right? You can't imagine the consequences to a child's life for having been raised believing in magic and nonsense? You can't see how that might impact the way they vote, the manner in which they relate to other people, or the chances that they'll become - by virtue of having been convinced that a plainly irrational world view is accurate - the very sort of intolerant, narrow-minded people you so dislike? No consequences for trapping your mind in the middle ages? Here's a consequence of that: the middle ages. And another: whole religious movements, which run whole countries and their militaries, that prefer the way they had things in the middle ages. The young earth loonies aren't any different than the "our prophet flew to heaven on a winged horse" loonies.

      I'm saying that "using social pressure to suppress memes" sounds suspiciously like Stalinism

      No. "Killing tens millions of people who didn't conveniently get with the program" sounds like Stalinism. Using your voice to shame parents into teaching their kids that the world isn't flat and that dinosaur bones weren't cleverly planted in the back yard as a humorous test of faith from On High - that's hardly Stalinism. It's getting people to grow up and stop with the Magical Thinking, already.

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    60. Re:12,900 years ago? by E++99 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      3) Your comment implies that there is no merit to demonstrating intolerance to bad ideas. That's a very popular conception, and I think that, as a liberal policy, it's been utterly disastrous. Now, clearly, it can be effective in a discussion or argument to assume that the other person is capable of meaningfully participating in that discussion or argument, but that's not the same as tolerating bad ideas. Cultural pressure is one of the great factors in meme progression and suppression, and it needs to be used.

      When you don't believe in apodictic truth, it's easy to have reservations about sharing your ideas, because they aren't so much correct as "merely" good. Secularists need to sack up and realize that good is good enough to be loud. Timidity is not a good policy.

      Intolerance of ideas is intolerance of reason. It foments the very thing you are trying to oppose. Truth has a power that transcends volume. Loudness is the tool of the thoughtless. I never have, and never will, listen to the ideas of those trying to shout down and silence others. Unless the idea can stand on its own against all opposition, it is useless.

    61. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out Russian telepaths are really angry that you don't believe in them.

    62. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ockham's Razor makes a god nigh-impossible"

      occam's razor is not a proof or even a law. it is a tool to determine which hypotheses to test first via scientific method. (aka: parsimony) if there is no hypothesis tested there is no science done. not trying to defend all batshit-crazy ideas, just stating what science can and can't prove and the correct use of occam.

      occam's razor could have been used to stop Hulse from discovering the first binary pulsar. http://www.cooper.edu/art/exhibitions/stung/hulse.html

      sometimes the most complicated hypothesis is correct.

      it makes more scientific sense to assume that because religion is a proven product of rather primitive humans and not a myriad of supposedly invisible gods it is inherently flawed.

    63. Re:12,900 years ago? by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Just a nitpick, but Ockham's Razor does not prove anything. Nothing at all. It's just an often times useful assumption to take when making other assumptions. It's not some inherent physical law of nature. It can sometimes lead you in the correct direction, but it is not any sort of real indisputable proof or logic.

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    64. Re:12,900 years ago? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think there are two ways you could go about things. The first is anti-religion. It's saying that religion is all a sham, there is no God, et cetera. Then there's another one. It is pro-science. I think it's more productive.

      I think the greatest tragedy of the whole evolution/creation/ID mess is the confusion of these two stances. It's a tragedy started by the anti-religious types, but the anti-science types did a lot of work dragging the rest of Religion in it themselves. But you can be pro-science without being anti-religion, and there's obviously people who have reconciled religious belief with scientific inquiry, through a variety of means. Yea, even with ultra-literal Sola Scriptura Protestant fundamentalists, something can be argued; you can pull a Luke 20:25 on them and tell them to render unto Science that which belongs to Science, and give to God what is God's. (Those who never insisted the Bible was literal in every letter have it easier.)

      Back when they showed us Inherit the Wind in middle school, one of the characters (a journalist, IIRC) had a small piece about how this was about nothing less than the freedom of thought at stake! But he was wrong. The trial itself was never about free thought. No one was under arrest, or fined, for thinking. It was about teaching standards. These are a potent issue, to be true, but free thought was not that which was addressed. And in these days, we have come to see in the great national debate (outside the courthouses and legislatures proper) that freedom of thought is under attack, but now it is the freedom of thought to believe in God, or intelligent design, or even young-earth 7-day Creationism. Oh, they may not be right thoughts, but they are free. And so things have come full circle. While it's easy to support freedom when most people are right, do we as a society really support the freedom of people to be wrong?

      Disclaimer. I believe in God and not Intelligent Design (in the sense of any principles espoused by the movement which calls itself by that name) and not literal 7-day Young-Earth Creationism. I happen to like "Let there be light" as ancient analogy for the Big Bang.

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    65. Re:12,900 years ago? by powerlord · · Score: 2, Funny

      Interesting. What's the SI unit of religious zealotry, and what type of apparatus is used to measure it?

      The Jihadi. It is nominally defined as the rate at which the zealot can destroy knowledge.

      1 Jihadi = 1 Burning Library of Congress (BLoC) per fortnight.

      Would that make the Crusade the Imperial unit? And if so, what's the conversion equation?

      Yes, the Crusade is the Imperial Unit. Of course like most other Imperial Units it is out of favor world-wide except in the US.

      As for conversion, they both start out from the same reference point, such that zero Jihads= 0 Crusades, and 1 Jihad = 1 Crusade.

      After that the a conversion factor is needed since Crusades scale as per the number of vassals you have available and the number of Knights they are required to send forth, while Jihads are a direct correlation with relevant population as divided by the number of Zealots/Million.

      In general the first follows a more linear progression, while the latter falls more into a Geometric progression (often offset by future population to the detriment of the involved).

      [/humor]

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    66. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I thought he was talking about the script for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    67. Re:12,900 years ago? by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      The fact that you can't remember an individual fact or Bible verse isn't a sign that your 11 years of Catholic education were wasted. The fact that you couldn't take 30 seconds to look it up in a Biblical concordance or even Wikipedia before posting to Slashdot about it is.

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    68. Re:12,900 years ago? by earlymon · · Score: 1

      Great post, funny indeed! I'm not sure which subthread this comment goes in (it fits many), so.... my 2 cents.

      The sad thing that I see about young-earth creationists in my age group (let's just call it +50) is that they all (speaking of the ones I've known and spoken to about this - and that's a lot) exhibit the following attributes:
      1. They all once believed in evolution.
      2. They got poor grades in science and math as kids.
      3. They now believe in creation.
      4. They no longer whine about not being as smart as those of us who did better in math and science as kids.
      5. They propagate the meme as wisdom to the youth.
      6. They are suddenly hip again, having the belief in common with the youngsters - and can brag about how schools have improved for kids now that they're adults.

      My second father-in-law, a Baptist muckity-muck in his Baptist church deep in the Bible Belt, years ago wrote letters to correct a local school board from including creation in the curriculum - and succeeded - because there was a time that it was fairly common knowledge that Bible legends and book-learning weren't supposed to reconcile. The biblical story of creation was perfectly fine for shepherds in fields thousands of years ago, he would often say. And for those in his flock that insisted the Bible contained all knowledge, he'd walk over to his Model T and ask them where in the Bible it explained how to fix the brakes. And then asked them to take the owner's manual out of whatever they were driving and show him where it said how to be a good person. Back then, he said it worked every time.

      There was a time when separation of church and state was SUPPORTED by the religious in this country (USA) - because they had the most to lose by the state encroaching on religion.

      Attacking creationism and ID is not ever an attack on religion - it's an attack on stupidity.

      The stupid people are using religion to encroach on the state. And it's no longer difficult. With voter malaise, all it takes is enough stupid people banding together - the religious right is proof enough of that.

      Here's what this comes to, unchecked: One never expects the American Inquisition!

      Become active and support the suppression in your state and local school district of stupidity in classrooms. Visit http://www.nmsr.org/ and may you be blessed by His Noodly Appendage for fighting for what's right^H^H^H^H^Htrue.

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    69. Re:12,900 years ago? by earlymon · · Score: 1

      PS - He did not predate the Scopes Monkey Trial with his Model T antics - he had several, and drove them until he passed away a decade or so ago. And where he was from, they called them T Models. (Thanks for the bandwidth for this clarification.)

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    70. Re:12,900 years ago? by dvh.tosomja · · Score: 1

      >> 12,900 years ago? That's over twice the age of the Earth, you heathens!

      No, it's over 9000

    71. Re:12,900 years ago? by fugue · · Score: 1

      Prove that the simplest explanation is the truth? No. Prove that it's the most likely? Absolutely. Check out William H. Jefferys and James O. Berger, Sharpening Ockham's Razor On a Bayesian Strop, 1991 for a quick introduction.

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    72. Re:12,900 years ago? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      That people have an incredible capability of cognitive dissonance and explaining away anything the parts that lead to conflict is fairly well known though.

      Personally, I have seen far more stark examples of this in so-called science than in so-called religion. It's the failure to stop and listen to the other side, and to try to think objectively, which prevents you from see where you are falling into the same trap of anti-critical thinking.

      It's not just to mock, but it's to point out that it's sort of a package deal - you can't believe in half the commandments, the odd pages of the Bible or whatever. Far too many people simply cherry pick the parts they want, so that they don't have to deal with all the things that are flat out wrong and still believe that everything else is accurate. There's always a good excuse for why some parts shouldn't be taken literally or seriously which happens to fit your own opinion.

      Not JUST to mock? Mocking does nothing but make the other side think that your side is antithetical to the things that they already KNOW to be true. It make it impossible for them to come closer to your side. And your extreme lack of humility is blinding you to the fact that a religious person probably studies the bible every day and knows it FAR better than you can hope to, and your criticisms of it are just as shallow and dimwitted in the light of your knowledge as their belief of a 6,000-year-old earth is in the light of scientific knowledge.

    73. Re:12,900 years ago? by fugue · · Score: 1

      But you can be pro-science without being anti-religion

      I disagree. The examination and testing of assumptions--belief in "facts" only as far as they are supported by data--is pretty fundamental to science, whereas faith (ie. belief without proof) is fundamental to religion. There are "religious" people who claim that anything that can be subject to scientific scrutiny is outside the purview of religion, but the claim that some things that they want to believe are not subject to scrutiny is highly suspect. You can say "Here are things I choose to believe without evidence; they are not supportable but they help me anyway", and that's a fine use for religion, but such clarity and intellectual honesty is uncommon.

      do we as a society really support the freedom of people to be wrong?

      Sure, but at the same time it's helpful to acknowledge that when people act upon wrong beliefs, we can all be harmed. Let's act under the belief that global warming doesn't exist. Let's see where the belief that the Second Coming will happen in the next 10 years takes us. Heck, let's act under the belief that there's nothing wrong with the economy! Actually, that might help... hmmm...

      Therefore, while you are free to be wrong, it is in the interest of society to make sure that most people are making good decisions based on sound principles and knowledge. Failing that, those who are making decisions based on fantasies should be marginalised and mocked.

      Just what is freedom, anyway? We are not all free all the time. We're not free to ignore gravity, or to murder. Those are two very different things, but faith (belief unsupported by evidence) affects both of them. The first is governed by physics, and the second by the rules that we have found, again based on observation, to lead to a healthier, happier society.

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    74. Re:12,900 years ago? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Oh, they may not be right thoughts, but they are free. And so things have come full circle. While it's easy to support freedom when most people are right, do we as a society really support the freedom of people to be wrong?

      What if you succeed in silencing them, and it turns out that you were wrong, and you have silenced truth? As Nietzsche said, "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of the truth than lies."

      Rather, as Thomas Jefferson said, "We are not afraid to follow truth wherever it may lead, nor to tolerate any error so long as reason is left free to combat it."

    75. Re:12,900 years ago? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Your desire to mock, and your vain confidence in the soundness of your own reasoning, only proves you to be the idiot. No one listens to such a person.

      "The cause of all the blunders committed by man arises from this excessive self-love. For the lover is blinded by the object loved; so that he passes a wrong judgment on what is just, good and beautiful, thinking that he ought always to honor what belongs to himself in preference to truth." --Plato

    76. Re:12,900 years ago? by E++99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think atheism is just as ridiculous as you think Christianity is. Yet I think your foolish thinking makes you no less of a human being, deserving of dignified treatment. I think you should be given respect, and given platform to fully express your beliefs. I think this because when beliefs are clearly stated in a respectful manner, it is left to the light of reason to chose which is superior and which is inferior; and the light of reason favors the truth. The truth can stand under it's own power in the presence of anyone who desires it. It needs no help from me. It needs no one to shout down, mock, or silence those who speak foolishly. It stands on its own. If you had confidence in your own beliefs, I would think you would similarly extend those same courtesies to those whose beliefs you find foolish. If nothing else, everyone will think better of you for it. Difference of opinion is nothing to fear, except for those who fear being wrong more than they love truth. As Thomas Jefferson said, "Difference of opinion leads to enquiry, and enquiry to truth."

    77. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh get over it. You're wrong about the Young Earth stuff and Grub was only joking. Just grow up already.

    78. Re:12,900 years ago? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Did he try to whack you with it? Because the last time I was in one they tried to whack me with one. A friend asked me to come and play bass for him at a gig because his usual guy was sick, of course he didn't bother to tell me it was at a church. The preacher took one look at my psoriatic arthritis and said "We will HEAL him!" and actually raised back his book like he was going to whack me! I told him when he could show me the passage that stated "And then Jesus whackuth them about the head with the good book" then he could try that otherwise just back away. And damned if the parishioners didn't start spinning through their bibles looking for the passage!

      I just rolled my eyes and told Charles he would just have to deal with not having a bassist and grabbed my gear and split. This heathen ain't getting whacked with anything unless he gets to whack back, thank you VERY much. I guess too many of these preachers have been reading "The Book of Benny Hinn" for their own good.

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    79. Re:12,900 years ago? by jbengt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But you can be pro-science without being anti-religion

      I disagree. The examination and testing of assumptions--belief in "facts" only as far as they are supported by data--is pretty fundamental to science, whereas faith (ie. belief without proof) is fundamental to religion.

      No, you can be pro-science without being anti-religion, and you can be pro-religion without being anti-science.
      For any system of understanding, even scientific ones based on pure logic using facts supported by data, you have to begin with some axioms, postulates, or principles, etc. that must be taken on faith. Most religious people question and examine their religious assumptions, despite some religions condemning doubt. Science does not encourage all scientific assumptions to be examined and questioned, since you always need a framework to work within. So it would take a lot of work to overcome fundamental assumptions of science even in the face of good evidence to the contrary. Rational people in both fields (not that there are many people who are often rational) should be able to find a lot of common ground. Don't let the anti-science of particular intolerant religions lead you to conclude that science requires you to be anti-religion in general.
      For what it's worth, you make some good points in the rest of your post.

    80. Re:12,900 years ago? by epine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I had a child, I'd be tempted to teach him or her to respond "my father taught me to be respectful toward people who believe in biblical horse shit".

      I think we're right in the middle of a flood myth revival: the flood of data, genetic data. Unlike that blogging outfit, Adam and Eve made a *lot* of off-orchard backups. with some diligence, we might yet recover much of the original.

      This time, however, the bible thumpers will paddle for 40 days and 40 nights, and the flood will not recede. This time the dove will land with a genetic scroll in its beak.

      Curiously, one question I've never seen asked is this: how many genes present in the human population 7000 years ago (or 70ka or 700ka) have since gone extinct within modern humanity? How would one go about determining this?

      It could be the case that we have an essential modern gene that converges on an introduction (fork) into the genome X years ago, but prior to X some other gene we no longer have must have been there, or the genotype would have been lethal.

      Adam wasn't much of a poet, was he? Only woman in the known universe, and he doesn't even mention her eye color.

      No, wait, he did, but some zealot wiped it out.

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    81. Re:12,900 years ago? by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      In my bible, the flying spaghetti monster created all of us and Jesus is his best pal. They're hanging around all the day, organizing LAN parties or reading Slashdot.

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    82. Re:12,900 years ago? by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      Obviously, some people don't respect your beliefs either.

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    83. Re:12,900 years ago? by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

      "Science does not encourage all scientific assumptions to be examined and questioned, ..."

      Actually it does, just not all the time. If your assumptions lead to theories that do not match verifiable facts, then science does indeed require you to question the assumptions.

      T

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    84. Re:12,900 years ago? by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      So you don't believe in UFOs because you haven't seen any evidence of them? Why doesn't this apply to your belief of your deity as well?

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    85. Re:12,900 years ago? by Renegade+Iconoclast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally, I have seen far more stark examples of this in so-called science than in so-called religion. It's the failure to stop and listen to the other side, and to try to think objectively, which prevents you from see where you are falling into the same trap of anti-critical thinking.

      What exactly is it in the religious person's arsenal of beliefs that qualifies as "objective"?

      It's precisely the lack of any objective reasoning on the part of religionists that causes all supernatural claims to be thrown out of the scientific window.

      Look, you can have your philosophy, and we don't mind. We mind when you start saying we're the ones who lack objectivity. Given the shameful history of violent church suppression of inconvenient scientific facts, methinks the lady doth protest too much. How many religious people have been killed or tortured by Atheists because they said God exists? Can you give a single example?

      The fact is that even if we found Jesus's corpse in a tomb, complete with a crown of thorns, and an official, contemporaneous certificate of death from Pontius Pilate, it wouldn't stop Christians from saying he arose bodily from the dead and ascended to heaven, merely on the basis of stuff written long after his death. That's what a lack of objectivity looks like.

      As for me, if you can offer any evidence whatsoever for your claims, I'll examine it. If the facts warrant, I'll even start praying to Yahweh. First, you need to provide some evidence that Yahweh exists. Next, show me some evidence that An, Anu, Anat, Aphrodite, Appollo, Artemis, Athena, and Atlas, to name just a few of the A's, do not exist , because I want to be sure not to anger them, if I'm praying to Yahweh.

      Go ahead and get started on that and get back to me.

    86. Re:12,900 years ago? by Renegade+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

      Oh, one more thing. God seems kind of useless. Plenty of very religious people get killed in horrible ways, mass exterminated, and so forth. Plenty of evil people ascend to power, wealth, and fame, and live to ripe old ages.

      So also, can you explain what's in it for me, exactly? Try to give me a benefit that doesn't involve something after I die. I'm trying to avoid death entirely, so that's a pretty inconvenient prerequisite.

    87. Re:12,900 years ago? by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Well, much as I think NPR are a bunch of idiots, deus ex machina is more of a literary plot device than an actual deity.

      Not that that makes him a deus ex machina, but it makes NPR slightly less ridiculous. I guess.

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    88. Re:12,900 years ago? by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Ramen, brother.

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    89. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Deus ex machina" literally means "God from the machine," and it figuratively means "divine intervention." You must be intentionally thick to have misread that article so badly.

    90. Re:12,900 years ago? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      You must be intentionally thick to have misread that article so badly.

      It's a joke, son! </leghorn>

    91. Re:12,900 years ago? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Back when they showed us Inherit the Wind in middle school, one of the characters (a journalist, IIRC) had a small piece about how this was about nothing less than the freedom of thought at stake! But he was wrong. The trial itself was never about free thought. No one was under arrest, or fined, for thinking. It was about teaching standards.

      No, actually, it was all about tourism dollars.

      You should try very hard to avoid using a fraud, perpetrated on an unsuspecting public, as evidence to support your argument.

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    92. Re:12,900 years ago? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Similarly, not tolerating bad ideas will eventually lead to a fight

      You mean, like slavery?

      Slavery is not an idea, it is an act.

      Thoughts of throwing rocks at people: Okay.
      Actually throwing rocks at people: Not okay.

      Yeah, except for the part where there are some people who consider the very act of you living the way you want to, peacefully, with things like daughters who are allowed to read and write, and marry who they choose... to be sufficient grounds to kill you.

      The answer to your question is the exact comment to which you replied: You will never be left to live in peace unless you're willing to do the same to others.

      It's tolerance that allows you to raise your daughters to read and write, even back when a majority of people believed that was not acceptable. Just as it's tolerance that allows you to be here, espousing hatred for your fellow man, without consequence. Despite your intolerance, you are being tolerated... That doesn't mean you get to act upon your intolerance. You believe that, without tolerance, those you dislike would be held to account for disagreeing with you... The more likely scenario is the opposite, however. Those that hate tolerance the most, are the ones benefiting from it the most.

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    93. Re:12,900 years ago? by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      Genes don't 'go extinct', and tend to hang around and change rather than disappearing or being introduced. Your question does lead to other questions about how genes work though, so I suppose the answer to your question is :

      How would one go about determining this?

      Learn more about the complex and only partly understood world of genetic reproduction, and then you will understand you were asking the wrong question.

    94. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could != Is.

      And that's one writer, not an official statement from NPR or the Central Committee some people imagine run it.

    95. Re:12,900 years ago? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Just as it's tolerance that allows you to be here

      So, are you willing to tolerate those that would not tolerate your being here? Is your tolerance so far-reaching that it includes a loving, tolerant embrace of people that think you should be killed for your tolerance? You seem to want an environment in which tolerance is the norm... but don't seem to be getting your head around the fact that there are entire nations run by people who drag "the tolerant" out back and shoot them for being that way. How do you reconcile your tolerance for those people? You're breathing in the second hand smoke of their intolerance, even as you piously proclaim your moral superiority for tolerating anyone and any thing that others might do.

      The liberty to sit here and chit-chat about this wasn't born out of passive, blissful tolerance exuded while in the lotus position and singing Kumbaya. It was purchased through blood and treasure in drawing a line against those that would not tolerate it, and were willing to use force to back up that position. The murderous, liberty-squelching European fascists of the last century (who would never have tolerated this forum) didn't go away because they were tolerated out of existence. Are you somehow of the mind that the systematic rape and killings going on in Somalia will be reduced if only the world could find a way to better tolerate the people doing it? Would North Korea's squalid labor camps and starving peasants live a better life if the world were only to muster up a little more tolerance for Kim Jong Il's continual threatening of his neighbors? Is some little girl in Afghanistan really going to have a better life if you can talk everyone into tolerating the Taliban's policy of and frequent actions in dragging her school teacher out into the road and shooting her before they burn down her school? Yes, I'm sure those fine fellows would join you in that chorus of Kumbaya if only they thought that the rest of the world was more tolerant of their happily medieval, mysoginistic, retrograde vision for a world in which no girls can read, and all women are chattal.

      Your tolerance is truly inspirational. To them.

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    96. Re:12,900 years ago? by GeekDork · · Score: 1

      I'm a bit confused, don't the Republicans have Dumbo as their mascot?

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    97. Re:12,900 years ago? by leoaloha · · Score: 1

      I highly disagree. It IS an historical account. In context, the creative days are unknown time periods. The time period from Adams creation can be calculated to our day to the year. As in this (2009) is the 6034th year since Adams creation.
            However, The part about "God gives the world to mankind to capitalize on", God does give it to man to use, "fill the earth and subdue it" as it were. Not meant to "capitalize" but make it a garden, a Paradise. The first account was the purpose for the author of the Bible, for man to live forever on earth. As to the author, look it up - 2 Timothy 3:16, and 2 Peter 1:20,21. If you dont believe that then read 2 Corinthians 4:4.

    98. Re:12,900 years ago? by leoaloha · · Score: 1

      What do you mean "absolutely no empirical evidence?" Time and time again science has proved the bible correct and accurate. And as for the thousand years - you obviously don't know the the bible's prophesies are not done yet, in Revelation after Armageddon, a thousand years later the beast is thrown into the "lake of fire". You could wait for the the end of prophesy before you accuse of "no empirical evidence". Of course, you wont be around then will you?

    99. Re:12,900 years ago? by grimm26 · · Score: 1

      Your point 1 only proves the idiocy of a large part of the US population. That comes as a given after seeing GWB voted into office twice.

    100. Re:12,900 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is a racist.

    101. Re:12,900 years ago? by renoX · · Score: 1

      >Actually, believing that the world is 6000 years old is unlikely to have any consequences.

      What if some of those who believe it are in position to vote/decide budget for paleonthology teachers/researchers?

      Remember that in California those religious assh*** prevented gay people to have *civil* marriage: religions have consequences even on non believers!

  2. creators' newclear power useful in difficult times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's all in the manual. better days ahead.

  3. Lonsdaleite by mdsolar · · Score: 5, Informative

    The NYT article mentioned some of the diamond is hexagonal: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/02/science/02impact.html

    This is a type of diamond that seems to form when meteors enter the atmosphere and it a called Lonsdaleite http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonsdaleite

    This material is of interest as a replacement for structural steel since it can be formed in a simple manner using chemistry. http://mdsolar.blogspot.com/2008/01/anaximenes-way.html

    1. Re:Lonsdaleite by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Yea thats all well and good but does it come in 2 carret, D color, SI1 clarity? My g/f is demanding.

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    2. Re:Lonsdaleite by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      No, it is yellowish. It is just easier to make than regular diamond and also much stronger than steel.

  4. Tunguska event had no crater by Jason+Quinn · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's worth pointing out that the Tunguska event left no crater. Lack of a crater is not a major problem with this hypothesis.

    1. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by FooAtWFU · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They're actually investigating Lake Cheko as a possible impact site for a fragment of the Tunguska body. 8 km away, conical, pointed straight away from the blast center, seems (magnetically) to have a metal rock about a meter wide at the bottom (which the University of Bologna intends to dig up some time this year).

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    2. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by drolli · · Score: 0

      Everybody knopws Tunguska was an emergency landing of an alien spaceship.

    3. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by C_L_Lk · · Score: 1

      I thought it was the biggest inter-dimensional cross rip of its time?

    4. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're both wrong. everyone knows now that it was the first test of Tesla's secret earthquake producing technology. Every earthquake since then has also been caused by this same technology, used by the USA.

    5. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by oldwarrior · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe something similar is at the bottom of one of the great lakes?

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    6. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. It's because by the times the Vogons started digging, it was time for their coffee break. Never trust unionized aliens.

    7. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It actually corresponds with the Carolina Bay phenomenon, where small elliptical impact craters appeared 14000 years BP all over the eastern US.

    8. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU, it's because your mom dropped there.

    9. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by cabjf · · Score: 1

      Not likely, as the Great Lakes origin had more to do with plate tectonics and glaciers than comet impacts.

    10. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Not to mention it might be a lot harder to find a large-ish metal rock in Lake Michigan, amongst all of the sunken barges, idiot-driven snowmobiles, and so on.

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    11. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Fascinating! Here's one of the images from the wiki article. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Acapulco_AGU_carolina_bay_poster.jpg I don't see why there's any argument about it. There's no way to get overlapping raised crater rims other than impact events. And the craters are filled with material containing carbon spherules! So it wasn't one single large meteorite impact; it was a whole cloud of smaller meteorites that hit all along the eastern seaboard.

    12. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There would also be no crater if it, or a fragment, impacted the Laurentide Ice Sheet. And we must be talking about something much bigger than Tunguska. In this day and age we would certainly call it a civilisation killer.

    13. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      The Carolina Bays are extremely interesting but they don't have the properties of impact craters. The strata directly underneath the Bays is undamaged. How can an impact crater leave the underlying strata undamaged? It can't. There must be some other explanation. But, when I first saw the photos etc I too thought "Holy cow, a swarm of meteorite impacts". But it ain't so. Pity.

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    14. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that was the Tunguska event of 1909, not the Tunguska event of 1908.

    15. Re:Tunguska event had no crater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's no rock

  5. oldest event preserved in history? by peter303 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Whats the oldest verifiable event or person preserve in human oral or written history? I think we get barely half-way to this meteor.

    1. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by u38cg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sumerian cuneiform (sp?!) dates to something like 3500BC, IIRC a few centuried before the Egyptians really got going. So yep, roughly halfway.

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    2. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      What do you think cave paintings represent? The local news, or latest epic from Rockywood?

    3. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gilgamesh is older than that. It was handed down from before the pictograms that preceded cuneiform.

    4. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      What do you think cave paintings represent?

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    5. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 4, Informative

      Gilgamesh is older than that. It was handed down from before the pictograms that preceded cuneiform.

      First, that 3500 BC date includes the pictogram phase. The characteristic cuneiform wedges didn't come until later.

      Second, there's not any evidence that the Gilgamesh epic was handed down from earlier. The earliest versions of the Gilgamesh legend date from the third dynasty of Ur, beginning roughly 2150 BC. There is some historical evidence for an actual Gilgamesh, who is mentioned in the Sumerian king list. There's also some contemporary evidence for some of the other kings mentioned in the epic. If he did exist, he probably dates to around 2700 BC.

      To be fair, the epic of Gilgamesh could certainly be based on older legends. There's just no evidence for it.

    6. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats the oldest verifiable event or person preserve in human oral or written history? I think we get barely half-way to this meteor.

      Historical records don't go back 12,900 years, but archaeologically-speaking, that timeframe isn't unusual or unbelievable. Human Remains and/or human-made tools have been found dating that early in several places on the American continents: Pennsylvania, New Mexico, Oregon, and California, to name a few.

    7. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atra-Hasis

      ?

    8. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      How can you have "verifiable oral history"? Oral history/mythology connected with Hinduism goes back about 4.5 billion years. Not sure how you'd verify it though.

    9. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by E++99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I wouldn't say there's no evidence for it. The strong connections between the Gilgamesh epic and other, generally dissimilar mythologies, the best example perhaps being the connections between the flood myth in Gilgamesh and other flood myths around the world at the same time, is evidence of an earlier common connection.

    10. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by E++99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Evidence for the earliest temple mounds in Tallahassee points to 10,000 years ago.

      Although there's not much in the way of writing from earlier than 5,000 years or so ago, there is overwhelming cumulative evidence, IMO, that the culture of that time originated from many thousands, probably many tens of thousands of years earlier. One large part of the evidence is the knowledge of astronomy at that time, and astronomical cycles on the scale of thousands of years. (Most of that knowledge was lost, before being rediscovered in more recent times.) Another large part of the evidence lies in the various mythologies. I believe that the earliest known mythologies contain an untapped wealth of information. Just as it is possible to data-mine DNA populations to determine dates of earliest common ancestors, I believe it is possible to do the same with mythologies. All that is lacking is someone smart enough and motivated enough to figure out how to do it.

    11. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure about this part. An analogy I've read is that snakes are common and mythologies about snakes are common, but this doesn't mean that at some point in the past, there was one huge snake.

    12. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Although there's not much in the way of writing from earlier than 5,000 years or so ago, there is overwhelming cumulative evidence, IMO, that the culture of that time originated from many thousands, probably many tens of thousands of years earlier. One large part of the evidence is the knowledge of astronomy at that time, and astronomical cycles on the scale of thousands of years.

      Which is utter horseshit. You don't have to have records through the entire cycle to measure the length of a cycle - all you need is the ability to measure the rate of change and a bit of simple mathematics. (For example, we know the earth's poles precess at such a rate that it requires 28,500 years to complete a cycle - even though astronomical records only go back something like 5,000 years.) It's also horseshit because if the culture existed earlier than currently believed - where are the artifacts?

    13. Re:oldest event preserved in history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is utter horseshit...

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. :)

      It's also horseshit because if the culture existed earlier than currently believed - where are the artifacts?

      Some of them might well be hiding in plain sight. And, given the extreme age we're talking about, many of them might also be completely decomposed (animal-product-based items), eroded (earthen structures), underwater, underground, forgotten, or just plain buried (anything else).

      Discoveries are constantly being made, and previous finds are being reinterpreted, as technology and methods evolve. An absence of evidence is not necessarily evidence of an absence -- the missing archaeological signposts might yet be found.

      Cheers,

  6. Very true by emasson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I saw something on Discovery or National Geographic about a few days back.... The scary part is that they speculate on the size of that killer rock. Scientists believe now that its size was much smaller than expected. Meaning smaller asteroid/comet that was previously though trivial are now possible humanity killer!

    1. Re:Very true by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An event that could create a lethal environment for early civilization won't necessarily have the same 'impact' on modern civilization. The scenario described here is that the impact caused weather patterns to change dramatically which lead to widespread famine. These people relied upon natural weather for their survival (rainfall for irrigation, etc.) and while this would cause huge issues for any society today it's not likely that it would be nearly as widespread or as long lasting.

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    2. Re:Very true by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      An event that could create a lethal environment for early civilization won't necessarily have the same 'impact' on modern civilization.

      True, because they had to hunt and gather whereas we get our food from supermarkets.

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    3. Re:Very true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, apparently we with our modern civilization are perfectly OK with temperatures rising a few degrees and some islands and coasts being flooded. So what "impact" could a meteorite have on us?

    4. Re:Very true by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

      True, because they had to hunt and gather whereas we get our food from supermarkets.

      I think most North Americans would be quite surprised at how fast civilization would fall apart if our supermarkets stopped magically "replentishing" themselves with food. The supply chain from the farm to the supermarket isn't very long, often only a few days, and usually less than one month.

      The end of modern civilization is only a major global crisis away. We are already experiencing a global recession caused by a banking crisis that started in only one country.

    5. Re:Very true by rve · · Score: 1

      ... (rainfall for irrigation, etc.) ...

      My apologies for being pedantic, but there is no evidence that agriculture had been invented 12,900 years ago, nor is it likely that the climate was very suitable for it.

  7. Hmm... diamonds! by neonux · · Score: 1

    The new evidence is a layer of nanodiamonds at locations all across North America

    We are rich! RICH!!!
    Can't wait the next killer comet!

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  8. So I can tell the girlfriend... by kaizendojo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Those aren't diamond chips, Baby...they're NANODIAMONDS!" Makes me sound less cheap.

    1. Re:So I can tell the girlfriend... by Manfre · · Score: 1

      It would be cheaper to buy her a real diamond instead of the microscope to see the nano diamonds.

    2. Re:So I can tell the girlfriend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This still is slashdot.

      You can tell your imaginary girlfriend whatever you like.

  9. Sure... by danwesnor · · Score: 1

    Everybody blames the comets. And the Republicans.

    1. Re:Sure... by AltGrendel · · Score: 1

      And here I thought it was Canada's fault.

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    2. Re:Sure... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "Everybody blames the comet on Republicans."

      Fixed that for ya'.

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    3. Re:Sure... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Yea but the republicans actually hurt things.

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  10. Clovis people didn't produce enough CO2 by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    More CO2 would have enveloped them in a cloud of heat-trapping gas that would have prevented them from freezing to death in the younger dryas ice age. Time to throw another log on the fire and look at all of that DAMN SNOW!

    1. Re:Clovis people didn't produce enough CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fart, fart! And prevent the coming of the next ice age!

  11. The solutrean hypothesis by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just to point this interesting, if far fetched, hypothesis about the origin of Clovis people, based on the striking resemblance of their stone tools and that of those found from the Solutrean.
    A friend who's studying archaeology told me about this. He's learned to make stone tools, and that made the connection quite appealing. The particularities that both techniques are not found in any other stone using culture.
    Again, it's far fetched, probably not true but makes for a captivating story to get started in studying the paleolithic.

    1. Re:The solutrean hypothesis by IvyKing · · Score: 1

      Maybe no too far fetched. ISTR that the Kennewick man had more causacoid features than modern day native Americans. Wouldn't surprise me that the current hypothesis for human migration to the Americas is missing a few pieces.

    2. Re:The solutrean hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Goddamnit, not that hypothesis again. The paper in question that proposes the connection was authored by Bradley & Stanford, published in World Archaeology 36(4), and is titled "The north Atlantic ice edge corridor: a possible Palaeolithic route to the new World.". They propose a north Atlantic warm water current that would push solutrean tech users from the spanish peninsula to the new world. They base this on a hypothetical similarity between the clovis and solutrean points. There is no such thing. The best thing to come out of that paper is the monster put-down by Strauss, Meltzer & Goebel, published in the same journal a year later and titled "Ice Age Atlantis? Exploring the Solutrean- Clovis "connection"". Man, that read is amusing, and i heartily recommend it to anyone who wants to see the way to kick ass in academia.

    3. Re:The solutrean hypothesis by chill · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know, I first read that as based on the striking resemblance of their stone tools and that of those found from the Soul Train. and went WTF is he talking about? Picks and platform shoes?

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    4. Re:The solutrean hypothesis by SmilinJoeFission · · Score: 1

      Actually it was closer to the Ainu of Japan and indigenous residual Mongolian populations than the Eurasian populations, if memory serves me correctly.

    5. Re:The solutrean hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:The solutrean hypothesis by E++99 · · Score: 1

      The only thing far-fetched is the theory that such technological similarities are purely coincidence. Granted, hypotheses about the WHAT's and HOW's of the connection have pretty much nothing to go on. But I think one of the biggest faulty assumptions in archeology is the discounting stone age ship building. Like many other applications of knowledge, shipbuilding had an ancient peak before it fell into decline, and was eventually resuscitated. Ships aren't made out of stone obviously, so it's pretty hard to preserve them for 10,000 years. However, some come close... in some of the very earliest Egyptian sites there are scores of buried ships used as tombs for pre-dynastic kings. The culture that became Egypt was a sea-faring culture. Even in its later, landlubbing days, they retained parts of the sea-faring culture. The great pyramids all have ships disassembled and buried in chambers surrounding them. One from Khufu's pyramid is today reassembled and on display in a building directly above where it had been buried.

    7. Re:The solutrean hypothesis by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      What an excellent arse-kicking!

      He must really hate his colleagues...

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    8. Re:The solutrean hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a neat idea, but there's also the possibility that with similar fauna and similar raw materials, they simply converged on similar types of tools as solutions.

    9. Re:The solutrean hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the kennewick man had more "caucasioid" features because the more "mongoloid" features are relatively recent, and the kennewick man is nearly 10,000 years old. Just because there were people in north american 15-20k years ago does not mean that the people who are the current north american indians are the same as those people.
      (for example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuit#Early_history)

      Also, tribes with "caucasoid features" came from central asia, within the last 2000 years, which lends more support the bering land bridge theory rather than less. (see "fall of the roman empire", "Dark ages" "viking history")

    10. Re:The solutrean hypothesis by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      ...Solutrean...

      Soul Train There, fixed that for you. 8-)

      Their culture was one of communication through dance, and status was attained by rating the latest songs as "Easy to dance to, I give it an 8".

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  12. does Gilgamesh remember big flood? by peter303 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Soem people postulate the filling of the Black Sea 7150 years ago. Or the filling of the Mediteranean about 15000 years ago. Thirdly, the end of the last ice was so quick that shorelines retracted miles in a person's lifetime then. There are some "100 year loads" in Mesopotamia that are pretty nasty and Giglamesh could remember some of those. Flood legends are common around the world along with floods.

    1. Re:does Gilgamesh remember big flood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some "100 year loads" in Mesopotamia that are pretty nasty and Giglamesh could remember some of those. Loads vary. What might be a 100-year load for me, Peter North can toss off every day. I agree with the "pretty nasty" comment, however. "Giglamesh" would be a pretty good name for a Beowulf cluster.

    2. Re:does Gilgamesh remember big flood? by tloh · · Score: 1

      yes

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    3. Re:does Gilgamesh remember big flood? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the wiki link. I have been interested in the Epic of Gilgamesh for many years (my desktop machine name is Gilgamesh, and this laptop is Enkidu) but I had not previously heard of the Epic of Atra-Hasis. The extent of borrowing from Atra-Hasis shows that the original flood story was not global but a local river flood. Some distortions just get bigger and bigger over time I guess.

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    4. Re:does Gilgamesh remember big flood? by tloh · · Score: 1

      This was touched upon in the world civilizations class from which I first learned about Gilgamesh. It was reasonable to explain the flood story as originating from folk memory of prehistoric flooding in the Tigris-Euphrates Valley (geological evidence is bountiful). However, it was pointed out that people and cultures have migrated throughout history. Consequently, the story could equally have originated from those who were displaced by the flood event of the Black Sea or elsewhere and the resettled in the fertile crescent. Migration (and by extension, diaspora) could also explain the apparent common theme of great floods in the folklore of so many cultures.

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  13. If it Reverses Global Warming... by sycodon · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...then hell, why not?

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  14. Nanodiamond layer left by Ancient Poki-Man Battle by PYRILAMPES · · Score: 1

    In truth, the Nanodiamond layer was left behind when the ancient Poki-Man ancestors clashed in their Final Battle. Ancient Poki-Man powers came from red egg shaped diamonds that exploded when its owner was killed creating the nanodiamond layer....

  15. slashdot top story for this at news.google.com by mrflash818 · · Score: 0

    'news.google dot com' listed slashdot as the top provider for this story.

    Kinda cool.

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  16. Please be careful when taking excerpts by DiegoBravo · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the slashdot heading:

    >> While disputing the current hypothesis, NASA's David Morrison allows, "They may have discovered something absolutely marvelous and unexplained."

    From the article:

    >> he said: "They may have discovered something absolutely marvelous and unexplained. But the impact hypothesis just doesn't make sense."

    (bolds mine)

    1. Re:Please be careful when taking excerpts by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While disputing the current hypothesis, NASA's David Morrison allows, "They may have discovered something absolutely marvelous and unexplained."

      1. David Morrison disagrees with the comet impact hypothesis.
      2. However, he thinks the recent discovery of nanodiamonds could have some other interesting meaning.

      he said: "They may have discovered something absolutely marvelous and unexplained. But the impact hypothesis just doesn't make sense."

      1. David Morrison thinks that the recent discovery of nanodiamonds could have some interesting meaning.
      2. However, he disagrees with the comet impact hypothesis.

      These have the same meaning. What is the problem?

    2. Re:Please be careful when taking excerpts by DiegoBravo · · Score: 1

      Yes, after you read the full article, you realize the opinions of Mr. Morrison.

      But when you read a heading citing somebody's positive comment (out of more context), everybody thinks that it is related to the main idea of the article (you can't say later that the citation was related to another idea or just to some aspect of it.)

      The main idea of the article was a supportive evidence to a killer comet hypothesis (remember the title is "More evidence for a Clovis-Killer Comet")

      So the way the heading was written was misleading, because the NASA guy obviously don't agree with that hypothesis despite a positive opinion about the nanocrystals properties or whatever other aspects.

    3. Re:Please be careful when taking excerpts by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      I didn't even read the article. I just read the entire sentence which quoted him. The sentence which states that he is "disputing the current hypothesis."

      Why would a heading which states that David Morrison disputes the hypothesis mislead someone to think that he supports the hypothesis?

    4. Re:Please be careful when taking excerpts by DiegoBravo · · Score: 1

      >> Why would a heading which states that David Morrison disputes the hypothesis mislead someone to think that he supports the hypothesis?

      I think because "disputing" is not necessarily being against:

      from Webster (abbreviated by me):

      1.To make a subject of disputation; to argue pro and con; to discuss.
      2.To oppose by argument or assertion; to attempt to overthrow; to controvert; to express dissent or opposition to...

      So from the heading some/(most?) people may understand that he accepts the discovery as an argument towards the hypothesis.

      regards,

  17. Crater by Gaby777 · · Score: 1

    You will probably not find the crater in the current territory of US. The impact was in a huge piece of land that was between US and Europe which sanked into the ocean due to the impact. You have to search in the deep of the atlantic ocean that derives its name from the land.

  18. "paleoindian" sounds like.. by BigGerman · · Score: 1

    ..some kind of temporal outsourcing ;-)

  19. 7000 years? by mdsolar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is speculation that a supernova from about 5700 BC may have been recorded in a drawing: http://www.tifr.res.in/~vahia/oldest-sn.pdf

    That is not writing or oral but interesting.

  20. Maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    First of all, Clovis people in Canada 12,900 years ago is a stretch, considering the amount of ice still around then.

    Killing off all the Clovis people in North America would represent a larger explosion than the one that killed the dinosaurs 65 million years ago and would then need to explain why only North America is effected and not global populations.

    Second, good evidence that Clovis people killed off the viable breeding populations of mega fauna. No need to bring a comet into it.

    Third, the Younger Dryas is part of the Pleistocene cycle started 2 million years ago. Glacial melting in North America and cold fresh water runoff into North Atlantic disrupts global oceanic currents and thus the climate. No need for a comet to explain it.

    This hypothesis arises by trying to explain the nano-diamonds. Explanation could be a comet. So if that's the explanation then what are the implications? And, here we are.

    There is another explanation for presence of nano-diamonds and their origin is unrelated to Clovis people or mgafauna.

  21. Lelouch Comet by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

    So what shall we name the comet that killed the Clovis? I vote for "Lelouch".

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  22. Enough with the Area 51 crap, guys by RobertB-DC · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok, I'm not from New Mexico myself, but what is it about the southeastern part of the state that attracts these crazy theories? Roswell, Area 51, aliens, and now you say a killer comet is going to take out Clovis. Geez, can't the state get a break? Sure, it's rugged and arid, but can't people just drive through there without making up some sort of crazy story? Or is there something about those hundred-mile drives with nothing on either side of the road but yucca and cactus that messes with peoples' heads?

    Killer comet in Clovis. Next, you'll be telling me you've got a bottle of White Sand from Alamogordo on your shelf, and it's grown by an eighth of an inch just since you came back.

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    1. Re:Enough with the Area 51 crap, guys by earlymon · · Score: 1

      Well, we have the continental divide here, Microsoft was started here, the atomic bomb was invented here (and all of the country's nukes were managed from here) and the ancestral petroglyphs date from near-Sumerian times.

      Suppose you're an alien from outer space. Whether you're interested in the planet's geology, multiple cultures, sociology or advanced technology - you'd come to New Mexico. Hell - we've even got cattle! (Although a study that I participated in at a prestigious national laboratory did finally show that aliens weren't directly mutilating cattle - the mutilations were a by-product of the energy vortex being spacetime displaced from the saucer launches to return home. (Only idiots don't spacetime project the destructive launch vortex from saucer takeoff. Hell - how did you think the Roswell "crashes" happened? They weren't crashes - they were scattered wreckage from a launch with the Vortex Projector in Park. Never give a teenager whiskey and the keys to the saucer, that's all I can say.) We've gotten them to at least project the launch vortices to the opposite side of the earth's orbit. Actually, we were trying to have the vortices projected into the paths of incoming comets and asteroids and negotiations were going pretty well for that, but alien tourist traffic is down because it hurts their feelings when no one believes in them.)

      In fact, I'm typing this on a Mac G4 copied by the aliens and gifted to me. Want to know how advanced the alien technologies are? Despite the most advanced testing we have, this machine is completely indistinguishable from those produced on earth. That's how advanced they are, so there!

      Oh and PS - crop circles are simply advertisements for alien breakfast cereals. We were actually trying to figure out a way to export Extra Crunchy Wheat Circles (kinda like a gourmet Cheerios for them) but could never get through all of their red tape.

      And PPS - There have never been abductions or anal probes, except for that one time at a little town in Colorado. Everyone else is a liar.

      Come again soon, and try the chile.

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  23. Plato's Atlantis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does that timing mesh with Plato's description of the destruction of Atlantis?

  24. Sounds like bull**** to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SFW? Who cares?

  25. But he has a point ... by quax · · Score: 1

    Because the scientist want to mock them and prove them wrong.

    That is exactly what makes me get up in the morning. Mocking creationists. Just can not live without it. It's like catnip to me.

    Geez,what self-absorbed buffoons.

  26. Re:Your official guide to the Jigaboo presidency by earlymon · · Score: 1

    Thank you for your thoughtful comment.

    However, today's opportunity for you to show your filthy ignorance is to eschew the idea that the earth is old enough for the comet to have happened in the first place.

    Should be right up your alley.

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  27. "Shut up!", he explained. by Baldrson · · Score: 1
    From Wikipedia's article on Atlantis:

    In Plato's account Atlantis was a naval power lying "in front of the Pillars of Hercules" that conquered many parts of Western Europe and Africa 9,000 years before the time of Solon, or approximately 9600 BC. After a failed attempt to invade Athens, Atlantis sank into the ocean "in a single day and night of misfortune".

    That's 11,600 years ago for Atlantis's destruction but TFA says it was 12,900 years ago which is 1,300 years off you idiot!!!

    Oh, I can hear the loons whine now: "But but but 10% is a pretty good margin of error for a third hand report from an Egyptian priest that long ago!"

    PuhlEEEAZE go back to your Illuminatus Trilogy and leave the theorizing to the Proper Authorities!

    1. Re:"Shut up!", he explained. by Renegade+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

      Well, actually we know for sure that the water level was 300 feet lower, and that around 11600 years ago the temperature rose rapidly, up to 10-12 degrees within a few years.

      We also have global myths of a worldwide flood dating to prehistory.

      So yeah, it's completely nuts to think that an island might have appeared to sink around that time. Totally bonkers. Nuts, I tell you.

  28. To sum up the paper... by vorlich · · Score: 1

    According to the BBC, http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7808171.stm the jury is still out on this one.

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  29. This story is important by stewartm0205 · · Score: 1

    This story is important. Its about two continent full of people and animal life that was sterilized. This happened 12K years ago. The problem is that this can happen tomorrow. Also the craters that no one can find are right there. Just look at North America using Google map. You see all those lakes, well they weren't formed by no ice sheet. The three largest lakes: Great Bear, Great Slave and the Great Lakes form a straight line. If you saw Shoemaker/Levy then it should be obvious what you are looking at when you look at the map of North America.

  30. I predicted this comet by Renegade+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

    It's not proven yet, of course, but I hypothesized a comet hitting NA some time back. It would explain the sudden rise in temperature, and sea levels, and the flood myths around the entire world, and why Atlantis "sank".

    I've been waiting for this for a while now.

    I'll make another prediction: I bet we eventually find some very interesting anomalous stuff, like pottery and advanced architecture, around the mid-atlantic ridge.

    Note that I'm not postulating alien technology or super Atlanteans or anything, just that the island kingdom did exist, and that it wasn't in the middle of the Mediterranean.

  31. Verifiable oral history -- Mâori tales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    (Posting anon to not undo modding elsewhere in this thread...)

    The Mâori have oral history traditions describing when some of the original Mâori settlers first arrived in Aotearoa, the Land of the Long White Cloud -- i.e. New Zealand. Part of these tales depict the appearance of a much brighter star in a specific place in the sky -- which corresponds with the explosion that formed the Crab nebula in 1054. And lo, this dating roughly agrees with modern archaeological findings.

    So, yes, some oral history is in fact verifiable. :)

    Cheers,

  32. Re:Your official guide to the Jigaboo presidency by Nathrael · · Score: 1

    Now, where did I put that device that allows me to smack peoples faces over the Internet again...?

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  33. Ainu-Kennewick connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  34. You're all nuts! by mmwithpeanuts · · Score: 1

    So where are the bolts? First of all, we can not say that all Native people have been DNA sequenced enough to see if all their ancestors go back to one person in Africa, no "race" of people have for that matter. Second, why is the BBC such a credible source, after all, the Brits are the ones, without the help of Comet Dumb Dumb, destroyed the civilizations of the Natives not so long ago. Third, there is mounting evidence that there were most likely several migrations from several parts of the world, from several ports of entry (even the BBC got in on this one, regarding the 38,000 year old footprints found in Mexico. Forth, the Clovis People probably migrated if such a disaster had happened to other regions of the globe. The real problem is in believing other theories other than what we were taught in grammer school, about the Bering Strait migration and the last ice age, etc. We've since had to redo this stupid theory several times, you'd think these pendejos would just stop talking until the final proof comes forth, but nooo, because someone in a monkey suit needs fund money for their experiments and studies. Everyone wants to feel important with their new theories. Oh well, what about this one: perhaps, there was an impact, but not as fatal, some animals died off, some humans died off. Heck, according to the academia, they were only living to forty anyway, so it must have been pretty easy for that to happen. Life went on, pretty much undisturbed, until the English Only crowd came in and dessimated the original populations down to what is now only 1 percent, destroying over two thousand Native languages along with them. The same thing happened down south with the Spanish Only hoodlums. Then they all set about to reteach everyone with their theories, replacing nearly all Native thought with Euro-centic thought through various forms of intimidations and cruelties, until the internet came along so a bunch of Nerds could sit and ponder these things, poiting out tid bits of this New knowledge to each other, further trying to destroy any last fragment trace of anything Native, whether in thought or word. Then Yellowstone started to rumble, causing many to realize, "hey, maybe we don't know as much as we thought?" Hey, maybe Nature will once more bring US all to the brink of destruction? Maybe, some will be left to tell all about US, and what not to do the next time around, thus setting off a chain of events that will herald in a 'new' Platinum Age of Humanity, where we aren't so busy digging in the dirt looking for clues to who we are TODAY? Hm? Maybe not. Oh, well, just a fantasy.

  35. What Didn't Happen by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    The Dine' (Navajo) and Dene' (northern Canada branch of Navajo) had been here 10,000 years before this occurred. Linguistic and archeological evidence supports a 20 to 22K year period of divergence in language post separation. The Hopi were also here and still are. They have written of the meeting between the Dine'/Dene' and themselves near the Bering land bridge (the Dine'/Dene' crossed it; the Hopi were already here). From the time of that meeting, the Najavo name for the Hopi is "Ancient Ones" or Anasazi. They still call the Hopi that, not that they share the Four Corners region. The Hopi/Anasazi have written evidence corroborated by earthen works, showing they've been here since before the last ice age. So we have 3 groups that were here before 12,900 years ago and still are. They were not wiped out. I have no doubt that the people who were at Clovis left, but I believe that no adequate effort has been made to determine what group they came from, and to what group they went. Such things get recorded in their histories. Unfortunately science is far more interested in dead pottery shards than in living words. They claim words can evolve and become mythology and so they discredit them even when there's adequate evidnce to support it. Yet they claim to be able to tell a story (ie. make one up) starting from abandon detritus and evidence of astronomical events.

    If the Clovis were killed, why weren't the other groups near and far? More likely the Clovis did what was normal for them, and took the dying of the local region to be cause to move on once again. There is no conclusive evidence that the Clovis or Mississipppian or other "disappeared" groups actually ceased to exist. There is simply evidence that they were there followed by no evidence that they were there.

    Far be it from the dirt diggers to actually stand up and talk to the descendants of the old ones and listen to their stories, and find out what happened. Of course the stories prove nothing. But they do give a far better framrwork for hypothesis since the stories often contain mention of physical structures, both man made and natural.

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  36. ReligionS != Sumerian-derived ones ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In your rant against religions, there is one fact that you missed :
    You only took into account the popular western ones, which mostly derives from the sumerian mythology/historic records ...
    Judaism ? Mis-translation of the legend/fact of Enki and Ninhursag.
    Christianism ? Mis-translation of the Jewish mis-translation, along with some heavily rewritten mystic's texts
    Islamism ? Maybe the less dishonest attempt of the three, as it's book is supposed to be Muhamad's words, not God's or Yahveh's (and liberally borrows from the other faiths of its native land and time) ... however, problems arise from the Kuran's untouchablility (especially the culturally relevant items of the time are not present time's).

    On the validity of religion, you should at least recognise that there are strangely similar concepts in religions (christianity's Divine light, judaism's Ruach, buddhism's Clear Light, hinduism's Light of brahma, taoism's Tao, ...) that have been 'confirmed' my millennias of mystic's writings and artist's production worldwide ...

    On the subject of the all-pervading imaginary friend, I am quite sure there is no such thing (the anthropomorphic image, santa claus-like bearded Man in the Sky) ... but I am equally sure there is "something", as I personally experienced it. What is it exactly is open to discussion, just as is what is "it"'s will ... (to find "it", I would suggest the asian religions's practices, as they seem to present "it" more openly and thoroughly than the casual western ones)

    Lastly, a society should never base its own morals on what was written/translated/forged millenias ago, as the social context that sprouted those moral "rules" is no longer present (remember slavery) ... and besides that, the prescription against homosexuality (your point) was never written as is under any religious text !!!

  37. Clovis, is that you? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Clovis one of Jerry Clower's childhood friends?

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