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UK Government Abandons Piracy Legislation

arcticstoat writes "Following last year's reports of a scheme to 'ban' pirates from the Internet via ISPs in the UK, it looks as though the UK government has now decided to back down on the plan, saying that it hopes it won't have to apply 'the heavy hand of legislation'. The UK's Intellectual Property Minister, David Lammy, said that 'I'm not sure it's actually going to be possible,' as a result of the complexities of enforcing such legislation. Lammy also revealed that he had a different opinion on file sharers than many people in the music industry. He pointed out that there's a big difference between organized counterfeiting gangs and 'younger people not quite buying into the system'. He added that 'we can't have a system where we're talking about arresting teenagers in their bedrooms. People can rent a room in an hotel and leave with a bar of soap — there's a big difference between leaving with a bar of soap and leaving with the television.'"

155 comments

  1. First by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

    First outbreak of common sense by the Uk government? Pinch me!

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    1. Re:First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Now we can download stoner movies, but can't smoke a reefer whilst watching them.

      Swings and roundabouts.

    2. Re:First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      First outbreak of common sense by the Uk government? Pinch me!

      Well put! Brilliant addition to this story. Your insight is admirable! I especially enjoyed your proposed solutions!

    3. Re:First by Blue+Stone · · Score: 3, Funny

      >First outbreak of common sense by the Uk government? Pinch me!

      Don't worry, our error will be corrected and normal service will resume shortly.
      Thank you for your patience, loyal citizen (your lack of faith has been noted).
      - Zanu Labour.

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    4. Re:First by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, that's not possible, because pinching is considered harassment under UK law. Sorry about that.

    5. Re:First by meist3r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now we can download stoner movies, but can't smoke a reefer whilst watching them.

      Stoner movies don't actually make you think about stuff that much, granted, pot does make you think incoherent stuff at times but it makes you think nonetheless. The last thing the UK government needs now is people thinking stuff about their incoherent policies.

    6. Re:First by eeyore · · Score: 2, Funny

      [Looks outside at typical January day in Pudding Island]

      Nah, too wet for flying pigs. Bit dark, too.
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    7. Re:First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impossible. Must be an alien from out of space hiding in a human suit.

    8. Re:First by Quantumstate · · Score: 1

      I spit on people like you who make petty points, oh wait, spitting is also considered assault under UK law.

    9. Re:First by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      They're about to get voted out of power. The Conservatives will probably reintroduce the death penalty for file sharers.

      Inside every silver lining is a cloud.

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    10. Re:First by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, to be fair, you can also watch movies about killing people, but not kill people! A bigger concern may be that you can have "extreme" sex, but only if you don't record it.

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    11. Re:First by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

      Note: I support marijuana legalization; just pointing out a technicality.

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    12. Re:First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way I understood it was you were allowed to own extreme porn but only if you starred in it.

    13. Re:First by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      This is correct - if there's kinky sex happening, and you want to be able to legally possess the pics, it is your legal duty to take part.

      It's not even legal for the photographer to own - he has to get involved too!

      (Good article on The Register about this, btw: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/26/extreme_rude/ )

    14. Re:First by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      WTF? Your argument makes no sense at all. If they're banning pot because it makes you think, then why aren't they banning, say, chess clubs? Or schools? Or any intellectual organisation? Or books?

      I think you need to lay off the weed, man.

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    15. Re:First by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      WTF? Your argument makes no sense at all. If they're banning pot because it makes you think, then why aren't they banning, say, chess clubs? Or schools? Or any intellectual organisation? Or books?

      I think you need to lay off the weed, man.

      Actually, I think the GP was trying to make a joke, or otherwise be funny, when some stoner mods came along and upmodded him Insightful.

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    16. Re:First by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Stoner movies don't actually make you think about stuff that much, granted, pot does make you think incoherent stuff at times but it makes you think nonetheless. The last thing the UK government needs now is people thinking stuff about their incoherent policies.

      Are you saying the UK gov't smokes pot?

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    17. Re:First by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Let's see:
      1. Common sense
      2. Understanding modern technology
      3. Not trying to pass tyrannical legislation
      4. Not sucking up to big business

      This man won't last five minutes in this Labour government.

    18. Re:First by meist3r · · Score: 1

      WTF? Your argument makes no sense at all. If they're banning pot because it makes you think, then why aren't they banning, say, chess clubs? Or schools? Or any intellectual organisation? Or books?

      I think you need to lay off the weed, man.

      Chess is not exactly what you would call a "value altering" experience. While weed very well is. Schools like we mostly have them right now don't train anyone to think for themselves, at least not where I'm from. They teach you to stick to rules, to believe what authorities tell you and that you need a piece of paper declaring your abilities. Books by themselves don't make you smart or rebellious, the people who ban books usually have to read them first and does it affect them in any way? None of that makes for independent thinking.

      Say about Weed what you will. Once you've smoked it for a while your opinion about things changes. Not in that lanky stoner "I don't give a fuck" way or any other ridiculous stereotype but re-evaluated like "Why the hell am I doing this job that I hate so much but never thought about". Trust me, I ... uhm ... conducted experiments.

    19. Re:First by meist3r · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think the GP was trying to make a joke, or otherwise be funny, when some stoner mods came along and upmodded him Insightful.

      Actually, I wasn't. Weed makes your brain do random crazy stuff that your ordered thoughts would never amount to. There's a lot of crap in that experience and a lot of senseless laughter. On the other hand you get these once in a lifetime thought experiences that you would never have when you're not stoned. That's why it's called a "mind altering drug" because it makes you think stuff that is not that which you would normally come up with and you can gain new perspectives through that. It takes too long to explain that properly (although I could). Usually people who have never smoked Weed don't understand because they can't judgue/recognize the effects and implications of what this theory means.

      Now go on, call me a mindless stoner. I don't mind. I'd rather be a stoner than being a mindless fuck like this VelvetFlamebait here without taking any drugs at all. Also, makes me write awesomely scored /. jokes so who wants me to stop now? As with comments, in moderation ... everything is either Funny, Insightful or Informative. Pot is rather Flamebaity ... that's why it usually lights up :)

    20. Re:First by s0l1dsnak3123 · · Score: 1

      'I'm not sure it's actually going to be possible'
      If he had asked me before hand, he wouldn't have looked like such a twat in public.

    21. Re:First by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      > ... pot does make you think incoherent stuff at times ... the UK government ... incoherent policies.

      So the UK government, collectively smokes pot?

    22. Re:First by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Schools like we mostly have them right now don't train anyone to think for themselves, at least not where I'm from. They teach you to stick to rules, to believe what authorities tell you and that you need a piece of paper declaring your abilities.

      I came out of the schooling system, from my neck of the woods, only a few years ago. We were taught that tests were important to take seriously, but just about every teacher I knew openly acknowledged that either they were a lousy way of evaluating your ability, or they cynically taught the subject with the single-minded purpose of passing the exams.

      We were also taught, in addition to obeying authority, to question the teacher and fellow classmates in discussions (especially in English and History classes). Science and maths taught me how to logically reason, and even how to apply that logic to real life situations, like evaluating rhetoric. And, don't forget, there's always fellow students, out of earshot of the teacher (or in earshot - it didn't really matter to them), they taught rebellion and questioning authority like no-one else.

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  2. Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    it looks as though the UK government has now decided to back down on the plan, saying that it hopes it won't have to apply 'the heavy hand of legislation'.

    Call me stupid but I was kind of hoping they would pass legislation and attempt to arrest a 100,000 people--flooding their legal system with 'guilty' file sharers and stealing valuable time from police officers who should be focusing on real threats to society.

    You know, it's not until they actually try to rigidly enforce this that they'll realize that the premise of "stealing from the IFPI/MPAA/RIAA" is utter bullshit. They'll be arresting (hopefully Brazil style) large numbers of students that have no money and finding that the file sharing they were doing did not supplant an imaginary source of spending. They'll also cripple their legal system to try to reprimand people from "stealing" something that isn't physical.

    I'm not supporting illegal file sharing, I'm not condoning it, I am just hoping that they try to enforce something this stupid so they realize they are in no way providing a solution to a fix an archaic business model threatened by amazing new communications technology.

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    1. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's likely not economic for them to enforce, either. In a recent story on catching Internet Criminals, it was brought up that the UK Government has to pay something like $300 per request when requesting user data from ISPs. That -can't- be worth it, given the number of people and likely few convictions that this would actually result in.

    2. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by superskippy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      To be fair, I don't think you'd need to arrest 100,000 people- I think about 1,000 would do it. Everyone else would soon stop after that. It's all about the fear of getting caught.

    3. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 4, Funny

      In a recent story on catching Internet Criminals, it was brought up that the UK Government has to pay something like $300 per request when requesting user data from ISPs.

      It seems kind of surprising to me that an ISP would try to charge the government anything for access to investigatory data. I'd think the government would just respond with an "OK, if that's the way you want to play it. Allow us to introduce you to our little regulatory friend; the "Federal Undernet Cooperative Knowledge and Unification Act" (aka: FUCK-U) that states you will give us this data for free, whenever we ask, and in whatever condition we desire."

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    4. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by 1stvamp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It wasn't the government, it was the IWF (www.iwf.org.uk) who are actually an independant charity.

      (quoted from their about page)
      "We are an independent self-regulatory body, funded by the EU and the wider online industry."
      "We work with UK government to influence initiatives developed to combat online abuse and this dialogue goes beyond the UK and Europe to ensure greater awareness of global issues, trends and responsibilities."
      "IWF is an incorporated charity, limited by guarantee. Charity No. 1112398."

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    5. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by carou · · Score: 4, Informative

      First the average payment was £18 (about $25), which is hardly unreasonable. Secondly the law explicitly allows for ISPs to make a charge covering the costs of data retrieval. If it wasn't for that, you'd get police forces on fishing expeditions requesting information on just about *everybody*.

    6. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      I recently read that a child protection agency in the UK government makes an average of 1 request for users data every 15 minutes. For a large ISP that could be a fair bit of work.

    7. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call me stupid...

      OK..You're stupid! :p

    8. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it would be interesting to see what happened to student loans after fining 100,000 students who would probably all simply declare bankruptcy.

      Bye bye student debt and hello another company collapsing.

    9. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by x2A · · Score: 1

      I'd think if you were a large ISP and getting that many requests, you'd just write a script (or collection of) to automate the process.

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    10. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by carrier+lost · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Call me stupid but I was kind of hoping they would pass legislation and attempt to arrest a 100,000 people--flooding their legal system with 'guilty' file sharers and stealing valuable time from police officers who should be focusing on real threats to society.

      See, "Drug War"

    11. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by neokushan · · Score: 1

      It didn't stop many people when the RIAA were on a rampage. It didn't even stop any of my friends when they got cease-and-desist-on-fear-of-being-taken-to-court letters from the MPAA.

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    12. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Who cares about economic? See the War on Drugs. It's always economic for *some*.

    13. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Student loans can not be absolved through bankruptcy.

    14. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by Subm · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Call me stupid...

      You're stupid.

    15. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by kaiidth · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, an independent charity whose CEO is an ex-police officer.

      http://www.iwf.org.uk/media/page.66.200.htm

      Peter joined the Metropolitan Police Service in 1971 and completed his police career in 2002 as the Borough Commander for Hackney. During his service he worked in the Obscene Publications Branch at Scotland Yard and liaised regularly with Child Protection Units. He specialised in inner city policing and public disorder events and acted as an independent police advisor to the Independent Electoral Commission in South Africa in 1994.

      He was awarded the Queens Police Medal in 2001 for distinguished police service.

      Peter was appointed Chief Executive of the IWF in April 2002 and has led the organisation's expansion from a membership base of just fifteen companies to over ninety, a tripling of its income and the conversion from not-for-profit to charitable status. He has overseen major governance and role and remit reviews and a recent modernisation of the IWF's Board, stakeholder and consultation structures. He continues to foster the extensive partnerships and organisational integrity on which the success of the IWF relies and is presently engaged in developing the IWF's new three-year strategic plan.

      He is a member of the Executive Board of the UK Council for Child Internet Safety and a National Internet Crime Forum. He was a member of the Home Secretary's Task Force on the Protection of Children on the Internet until it was replaced by the new UK Council for Child Internet Safety. He chaired a national Search Engine Working Group on behalf of the Government which culminated in the publication of a good practice guide for search providers and consumers. He regularly presents at events relating to illegal online content and frequently speaks to the media at home and abroad.

      Peter was awarded the OBE in the Queen's 2008 New Years Honour's list for services to Children and Families.

      No offence to them but at best it's a quango. Robbins joined fresh from his police career the year that Malcolm Hutty, executive director of the Campaign Against Censorship of the Internet, and two other members resigned. At the same time that the IWF came up with its 'Tough New Approach', in fact, curiously enough.

      Whether or not it is funded as an independent charity, the Powers That Be very definitely have a hand in IWF sockpuppetry. As far as I can see the only differences between this approach to the IWF and the directly govt funded approach are a) the govt don't have to pay for it, because they can just lean on the ISPs to get 'donations', and b) a complete, total lack of accountability. The govt pretty much forced the creation of the IWF in the first place by threatening to raid ISPs...

    16. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless, of course, if you had any morals and would actually like to check the backgrounds and basis for all those requests before giving over the data.

      Now, I am not saying that businesses had such morals... But now that they have financial interests to uphold them, they just as well can. It's good for the rest of us.

    17. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by x2A · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, I'm not suggesting a completely automated system where a request is made into the system that automatically sends them the results and bills them. That said, anywhere you have a human checking it is a point of vulnerability as a potential privacy issue or corruption. I don't particulary think that having someone at the ISP go through the records and using their best judgement of what should or shouldn't be handed over as opposed to someone at the destination agency looking through it makes much difference. Either way, it's still human.

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    18. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It wasn't the government, it was the IWF (www.iwf.org.uk) who are actually an independant charity.

      Except it was the Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre who are a Government agency headed by a senior police officer.

    19. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      Wheras now, they're just going to log everything, at the ISPs expense, and copy it to a giant government database where it'll be available for fishing expedition by lots of different government bodies; police, security services, revenue and customs, local councils investigating littering...

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    20. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      It's likely not economic for them to enforce, either. In a recent story on catching Internet Criminals, it was brought up that the UK Government has to pay something like $300 per request when requesting user data from ISPs. That -can't- be worth it, given the number of people and likely few convictions that this would actually result in.

      On the other hand, they can just pass another law that requires ISPs to foot the bill. That won't take long, if cost becomes an issue.

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    21. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by rarity · · Score: 1

      Call me stupid but I was kind of hoping they would pass legislation and attempt to arrest a 100,000 people--flooding their legal system with 'guilty' file sharers and stealing valuable time from police officers who should be focusing on real threats to society.

      Don't worry, the new "Extreme Porn" legislation will take care of that for you.

    22. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by 1stvamp · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, as they're right and I'm wrong. ;)

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    23. Re:Oh, I Was Kind of Looking Forward to It by descil · · Score: 1

      This was all just an excuse. Welcome to the culture war... nothing is what it seems.

      In this episode we managed to equate information with materials, increase the corruption coefficient of several members of Parliament, and decrease the credibility coefficient of that annoying guy with the corruption coefficient of zero. Bob is so annoying.

  3. Not common sense by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Informative

    They just ran out of money, that's all.

  4. Why not? by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "'we can't have a system where we're talking about arresting teenagers in their bedrooms."

    Why not? We do it here daily in the USA.

    we also financially ruin their families just for good measure as well.

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    1. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Why not? We do it here daily in the USA.

      In Europe, we forgive and turn the other cheek ;)

      I take it the devout christian states in the US have less severe sentences than the evil athiest states?

    2. Re:Why not? by Nabeel_co · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to target poor single mothers!

    3. Re:Why not? by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1, Informative

      Tim's on him laptop at home in his bedroom

      (In a IM window) Hey Tim, what does "little Timmy" look like?
      (Tim sends a picture of "little Timmy")
      (In the IM window) Wow, that's so b

      At that instant SWAT teams blow-up the front door of both of their houses and arrest them on the spot

      Both are now on the Sex Offender lists for the rest of their lives.
      We do it here daily in the USA.

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    4. Re:Why not? by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's a big difference between stealing a bar of soap and stealing a television. There's also a big difference between stealing a television and maliciously burning down the hotel. In the USA, the potential penalties for sharing a few albums are up there with the penalties for arson.

    5. Re:Why not? by hvm2hvm · · Score: 1

      "I take it the devout christian states in the US have less severe sentences than the evil athiest states?"

      I hope that was sarcasm...

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    6. Re:Why not? by RDW · · Score: 1

      '"we can't have a system where we're talking about arresting teenagers in their bedrooms."

      Why not? We do it here daily in the USA.'

      I think there were some complaints about the previous (US-assisted) UK policy:

      http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CGXavXZwRcg

    7. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might not be stealing the telly. You might just be borrowing it. Borrowing isn't a crime, unless you're a real twat of a hotel manager who just likes to get in your face.

    8. Re:Why not? by kae_verens · · Score: 1

      arghh.... "give it to me baby, uh-huh, uh-huh"

      damn - change your sig. /me burns karma

    9. Re:Why not? by Chih · · Score: 1

      No, the file-traders in devout christian states get stoned to death. Any other punishment would go against the teachings of the bible.

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    10. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should pray that was sarcasm...

    11. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's evil atheist states in the US?

    12. Re:Why not? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      > Why not? We do it here daily in the USA.

      In Europe, we forgive and turn the other cheek ;)

      I take it the devout christian states in the US have less severe sentences than the evil athiest states?

      Nope. They just squeeze in between both cheeks.

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    13. Re:Why not? by Zerth · · Score: 1

      arghh.... "give it to me baby, uh-huh, uh-huh"

      damn - change your sig. /me burns karma /blockquote.

      Or you could try to just hear the start of Def Leppard's Rock of Ages.

      Which bothers you more?

    14. Re:Why not? by descil · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the difference between taking a bar of soap and taking a newspaper.

      Although, these days the only difference between a bar of soap and a newspaper(or mp3) is the overhead... most all commercialized products are just copied information no matter how you look at it.

  5. holy crap !!! by unity100 · · Score: 2, Funny

    a sensible politician in UK ? i wouldnt expect to see that after last 8 years !

    1. Re:holy crap !!! by Brad_McBad · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't scream too loudly, Jacquie Smith is still trying to run the country like her own personal penal system...

    2. Re:holy crap !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree entirely with David Lammy's comments on this matter.

      However, you should be aware he is notorious in Britain for an astonishingly bad performance on a 'celebrity' edition of 'Mastermind' (a highbrow quiz where you get 2 minutes of questions on a specialist subject, and 2 minutes on general knowledge).

      You can view his performance here...

    3. Re:holy crap !!! by Stormx2 · · Score: 1

      I personally emailed him to thank his careful and considered approach. May I recommend others do the same? clicky

  6. Uk government, "if at first you don't succeed" ... by MindKata · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... "then try try again", as the old saying goes.

    So, "First outbreak of common sense by the Uk government". Its not common sense. They just plan to use a bigger net to catch people with.

    In other words, Jacqui Smith's team of control freaks will be able to watch everyone (and then punish) via their much bigger plans to monitor all Internet communications, i.e ...
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/12/18/imp_tim_hayward/

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  7. Problem always was standards of proof by Budenny · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The problem always was, Company A complaining about person P to Company B, who then has to refuse P service. If you think about it from B's point of view, do they check or not? If not, what if they get it wrong and get sued - does A indemnify them? Further, from the Government's point of view. There are some services which are reasonably considered essential, and which, if you are denied them, may be more damaging to your quality of life than some criminal sentences. Yet in the case of the criminal law sanctions, the Human Rights legislation (entered into by this Government) demands due process and open hearings of the evidence. Where would that be in the present case?

    To see the absurdity of it, and why it would not fly, consider the following case. The country is in the grip of smoking hysteria. Suppose we pass a law that on three accusations of buying tobacco for minors, a person must be denied access to his local supermarket. Suppose there is only one. His ability to buy food at a reasonable price and selection is being abridged solely on an unsupported allegation, the evidence for which does not even to have to be presented to him. No judge is involved.

    In the UK we have anti social behaviour orders. These enable magistrates to order almost anything - like barring people from certain streets, certain associations or meetings, some behaviour. But even these, you do have to get an order from a magistrate. When you think about it, the proposal would be giving the record industry the power to disconnect anyone they chose from the internet with no reason given, no hearing, no comeback, not even a magistrate being informed.

    It was never going to fly. The EC Charter guarantees access to information. This sort of measure is totally incompatible with it. It is going to be down to old fashioned policing and prosecution if they want to stamp out file sharing in violation of copyright. Yes, it will be expensive and time consuming. And yes, it may not work, or may not be worth working. And yes, maybe they would be better off revising their business model. But if they don't want to revise, that's the only way. Very glad the government has seen the cliff in time, and stopped. Not that you could really miss it, it was pretty obvious. The only people who would have enjoyed it would have been the lawyers, blowing up case after case with unconcealed glee!

    1. Re:Problem always was standards of proof by endymion.nz · · Score: 1

      To see the absurdity of this, come to New Zealand :D We just enacted the exact same law because our previous Government hates freedom.

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  8. Wow. by Xest · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm left speechless. It's as if someone with an ounce of intelligence has cunningly infiltrated their way in.

    Someone in British government with a clue, this really should be headline news in every paper.

    No doubt Jacqui Smith will implement emergency legislation and have him shot by firing squad ASAP on terrorism charges now however.

    1. Re:Wow. by evildopey · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the frivolous lawsuits brought on by the hotel industry for inciting "mass widespread theft of soap and televisions from hotel and extended stay rooms". Then we'll take him round back and fire a round off in his general direction.

      What about stealing the pillows? Is that like downloading an entire artist's discography or something?

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    2. Re:Wow. by neokushan · · Score: 1

      I think you mean Disk-TOG-raphy!

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    3. Re:Wow. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I'm left speechless. It's as if someone with an ounce of intelligence has cunningly infiltrated their way in.

      Well, I'll reserve judgment on how bright the man is until I see what kind of policies ultimately result ... but damn, I gotta give the man credit for a good analogy. Now, if he could just come up with one using a car, Slashdot would welcome him with open arms.

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    4. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pointing out the various clues in government does not sell newspapers. Although this is known by the government, and despite them having access to the handy tool of a nationally-funded and (indirectly) government-controlled public broadcaster, successive governments have largely avoided setting up or turning into an absolute (or even relative) monopoly their own official news source dedicated to pointing out the presence of clues. Including the small clue that stops them from doing this.

      So the question is: why do newspaper readers (who have a large intersection with voters) not want to know about these sorts of "good clues", but do want to know about all of the "stupid decisions"? Even if the former are verified in exactly the same way as the latter, by newspaper writers and editors?

      "The government announced this, this and this; we investigated and it turns out they were lying!"

      versus

      "The government announced this, this and this; we investigated and it turns out they were telling the truth!"

      Dunno.

      I have no love for Smith, but she is just the latest in a long series of authoritarian Home Secretaries, from Stalinist to Fascist and several other flavours of ideological authoritarianism, and several non-ideological flavours of authoritarianism too. The problem seems to be the Home Office rather than its Secretary-of-State-of-the-day.

  9. Just means someone else will do it. by Brad_McBad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The law, as I understand it was proposed, would have made ISPs responsible for monitoring their networks and enforcing the law, which ain't their job.

    All this does is open the way for a properly appointed government body to do it.

    Bugger.

  10. David Lammy MP by auric_dude · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:David Lammy MP by malkavian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, the wonderful "4 hour wait" in the Accident and Emergency departments..
      Nice idea, in theory.. But the implementation is something along the lines of:

      "Ok, this task that took you anywhere between 30 minutes and 6 to 8 hours, depending on how many people walk through the door (a random number, very roughly predictable in trends analysis, but often with huge discrepancies), will now definitely be done in 4 hours or less. No, we won't give you any more money to employ extra people to cope with the extra load. If fact, if you don't do as we say, we'll take some of your money away. Yes, I know you don't have the money to employ staff sufficient to do this, or have the beds available to admit enough people, but there you are. No, we don't know how you do it, that's your job. We've done ours in telling you to just do it".

      Some places just honestly can't do that. It's not feasible.. I've seen some that now have ticketing systems, where you take a numbered ticket, and when they call the number, you get to go up and register at the desk. At that point, you're "officially waiting". Before that, you're just "in the queue to register to wait".
      Most places are better, but that's meant closing wards on some days, so there's an overflow to medical assessment, where you can throw the cases that aren't urgent but there aren't the staff to perform the basic treatment. The initial triage is a rush to get done. I know of doctors and nurses that have been pulled off their usual wards to help out in triage (so you end up with people not getting neuro/cardio treatment, so they can examine and patch up the drunkards who aim for a fight on friday and saturday nights).

      The "Targets Culture" in the UK NHS is absolutely crippling it. And the biggest waste of money on it is working out a "legitimate workaround" so you can do what's possible with the staff you have, and not run headlong into getting fined huge amounts of money for breaching an arbitrary target that was not possible to meet in the first place.

      Still, seems like he does have a touch of common sense!

    2. Re:David Lammy MP by descil · · Score: 1

      You know, it's funny how many things that "just honestly can't be done" can easily be done when they have to be.

  11. In other words... by Spad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People can rent a room in an hotel and leave with a bar of soap â" there's a big difference between leaving with a bar of soap and leaving with the television

    In other words, it's fine to steal things as long as they're of low value. I'm fairly certain the hotel *could* have me arrested for stealing their soap, it's just not usually worth their time.

    1. Re:In other words... by Rayban · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's why it's such a perfect analogy. Crime isn't binary - there are decent people that would take soap from a hotel room, but wouldn't consider stealing gum from a shop.

      Society is better off if we don't prosecute crimes of low value or low impact, but rather leave it to citizens to work out between themselves.

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    2. Re:In other words... by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm fairly certain the hotel *could* have me arrested for stealing their soap, it's just not usually worth their time.

      Can they actually use the soap after you leave? All the ones I've seen have (unopened) individually wrapped soap, which I assume is meant to be disposable for hygiene reasons (can't have people using the previous guest's dirty soap).

    3. Re:In other words... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      By making the soap available in the bathroom, they entitled you to use it, possibly completely. They can not arrest you for taking the soap.

      The big problem about Internet users and the music industry, is the difference of expectations they have about music made available in a digital form.
      "You are not allowed to download this song !"
      "But you just put it online !"

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    4. Re:In other words... by totallyarb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm fairly certain the hotel *could* have me arrested for stealing their soap...

      I doubt it. Not when the packaging calls it "complimentary soap". I think it's fair enough to consider the soap to be a gift from the hotel to you, much like the little chocolates on the pillow.

      It's a flawed metaphor anyway. If you take the soap, it's gone, whereas when you download an MP3, it's still there. A better comparison would be dodging your fare on the Underground - and Transport for London levies a £50 fine for that, which is less than a parking ticket will cost you.

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    5. Re:In other words... by Inda · · Score: 1

      I happen to value soap far, far higher than I do most music singles. In fact it's is a lifesaver in terms of hygene.

      I know those little bars in hotels I stay at don't cost much, but I'm sure the price of a large bar is higher than the price of a song on iTunes. The wife buys Imperial Leather...

      I have never stolen soap. I have copied songs. I no longer feel guilty thanks to David Lammy. Cheers matey.

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    6. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you left the used soap bar on the sink the cleaning staff would throw it in the trash anyway.

      I tried to make an analogy here, but it turned out to be crap. Unlike the record industry, I chose not to release it. (The analogy. Because it's crap. Duh.)

    7. Re:In other words... by Corson · · Score: 1
      "the hotel *could* have me arrested for stealing their soap, it's just not usually worth their time."

      I think that's precisely what he meant.

    8. Re:In other words... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      You pay for the soap with your room fee; you can take it home with you. Now, if you take all the furniture and leave all the soap in a neat little pile on the bare floor...well, that's just hilarious.

    9. Re:In other words... by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 1

      It's a flawed metaphor anyway. If you take the soap, it's gone, whereas when you download an MP3, it's still there.

      On the other hand, the packaging calls it "Complimentary Soap." The mp3s aren't called "Complimentary mp3s."

      The soap is a consciously given gift, the mp3s are not.

    10. Re:In other words... by ben0207 · · Score: 1

      They probably call it "complementary soap", unless it's the kind that say "What lovely hair you have. Is that a new tie? It looks really good on you."

      (sorry, but I hate that mistake)

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    11. Re:In other words... by neokushan · · Score: 1

      The mp3s aren't called "Complimentary mp3s."

      Maybe not on your fileserver....

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    12. Re:In other words... by neokushan · · Score: 1

      It's possible he's referring to someone who has a quick once-over of the Maid's cart the next morning when they're leaving and helps themselves to a few of those complimentary soaps.

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    13. Re:In other words... by aproposofwhat · · Score: 3, Informative

      Haha - you're entirely wrong.

      Complimentary = with our compliments.

      Complementary = making complete.

      Unless you are trying to claim that the meaning of 'complementary' is that the bathroom sans soap is somewhat less than whole, you've just made a complete arse of yourself.

      Thankyou for playing the pedantry game - please feel free to come back when you are better at it.

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    14. Re:In other words... by locofungus · · Score: 1

      In other words, it's fine to steal things as long as they're of low value. I'm fairly certain the hotel *could* have me arrested for stealing their soap, it's just not usually worth their time.

      In the hotels I usually stay in you're invited to take the soap/shampoo/conditioner etc.

      I've got some rather nice shampoo and conditioner at home now from my most recent stay in a hotel, ironically, one that used to be a prison and I was staying in one of the cells (actually three cells knocked into a single room) with the original metal studded door (although you can open the door from the inside and the peephole looks out rather than in)

      http://www.malmaison-oxford.com/the-hotel/architecture

      http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2077/2110748750_f0f86a21fa.jpg%3Fv%3D0&imgrefurl=http://flickr.com/photos/67596892%40N00/2110748750&h=500&w=375&sz=122&tbnid=YfqUxyrH4O0-BM::&tbnh=130&tbnw=98&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmalmaison%2Boxford%2Bimages&hl=en&usg=__6NfZj9MmXRT88WAWGDKWStGjHn0=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&cd=1

      Tim.

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    15. Re:In other words... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Asda "Smart Price" soap is about 7p for a large bar. I bought it when I was unemployed, but I've continued to buy it as I couldn't tell the difference.

      Even Imperial Leather soap is still less than an iTunes song.

    16. Re:In other words... by IAmAI · · Score: 1

      It's a flawed metaphor anyway. If you take the soap, it's gone, whereas when you download an MP3, it's still there.

      I completely agree. We continuously see the recording industry and politicians equating copyright infringement with physical theft. This is dangerous and misleading, let alone defiant of logic. It seems obvious when I say that when I take, for example, a bar of soap from you, you no longer have the bar of soap. When this is applied to intellectual property, I simply cannot take it from you as it is not tangible. This is significant, yet this seems to be forgotten or ignored my some.

    17. Re:In other words... by LatencyKills · · Score: 1

      That's always been exactly my thinking. I take the soap because they're just going to throw it out anyway, right? Efficient use of resources, saving the landfill, and all that.

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    18. Re:In other words... by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 1

      It is not the -same-, no, but it can be more dangerous and more destructive.

      If we head down the path of "Stealing is only wrong when something physical is lost" then what about stealing blueprints or architecture plans or patent ideas?

      If you go to BMW and photocopy the blueprints for their latest engine, you likely either believe that there's something wrong with that or that our entire society needs revamping into some kind of Anarcho-Communist hippie state.

      Ideas can be worth more than the physical goods themselves. If you write a book, what's worse for you... me stealing one physical copy of that book or me claiming that you've got no rights to it, and distributing up a printing press and handing out copies on the street corner for 25c a pop?

    19. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not in other words at all.

      In other words, it's not worth prosecuting them if they do. That doesn't condone the behaviour. It says it's not worth prosecuting.

      You go to the police saying someone stole 5 pence from you and see how much of a shit they give.

      A hotel would be similarly reprimanded by the police if they called in the theft of a bar of soap (soap which is freely offered for the use of the guest anyway).

    20. Re:In other words... by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > In other words, it's fine to steal things as long as they're of low value. I'm fairly certain the hotel *could* have me arrested for stealing their soap, it's just not usually worth their time.

      The analogy used in the article is even worse: as every Slashdotter knows file sharing is not *stealing* (under the legal terms of most countries (IANAL etc).

      In fact, as I understand it, the legal system regards stealing a bar of soap (a *criminal* offence) as more serious than file-sharing (a *civil* offence).

    21. Re:In other words... by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      The laws on the books are fine, it's the interpretation of damages that is ridiculous. If the fine was actually in keeping with the tort/crime then it would be ok.

      Violate the copyright on 50 songs? $1 per song = $50 fine, plus legal fees.

      Don't want to go to court? Pay the $50 fine and closed case (treat it like a traffic ticket is treated).

      Get held liable 3 times? Fines increase exponentially, and "points" are applied to your record, which fall off your record after a certain amount of time (3 years?).

      Accrue enough "points", and your ability to access the internet is revoked (that would be similar to getting to the point where your license is revoked... very serious, indeed, and not a frivolous thing to do to someone). This, like the points, would wear off over time.

      The punishment should really fit the crime.

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    22. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad analogy - the bar of soap belongs to you because the hotel gave it to you - if you use it there or elsewhere - the hotel has already written it off. It's not like someone else can use it after you have....

    23. Re:In other words... by mjwx · · Score: 3, Informative

      Can they actually use the soap after you leave? All the ones I've seen have (unopened) individually wrapped soap, which I assume is meant to be disposable for hygiene reasons (can't have people using the previous guest's dirty soap).

      Under Australian health regulations, they have to. Those little packets of soap are covered under the same regulations as the little packets of butter and jam, Anything that is touched by a customer must be disposed of and not reused regardless of weather it is opened or not. Of course this little regulation is sometimes ignored in private with unopened packets.

      But when it comes to taking soap from a hotel room, is it really stealing? The cost of replacing that bar of soap and the little bottles of shampoo are factored into the price you paid to stay there. It's not like taking the towels or replacing vodka in the minibar with water (not that I've done this, walks away whistling). Shrinkage is also factored into a hotel's operating costs but it still doesn't make stealing towels right.

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    24. Re:In other words... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      If you go to BMW and photocopy the blueprints for their latest engine

      But that's not stealing either - that's a trade secrets issue (as well as possibly requiring illegal methods to get access to it in the first place). If however they published the blueprints, then no, I don't think it would be equivalent to stealing if people made copies of it.

    25. Re:In other words... by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      De minimis non curat lex.

      (Or as it is better known...

      There once was a young man named Rex
      With a minuscule organ of sex.
      When charged with exposure
      He said with composure,
      "De minimis non curat lex.)

    26. Re:In other words... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      De minimis non curat lex.

      Not bad. How about these:

      There once was a young man named Lin,
      Whose prick was the size of a pin,
      His girlfriend laughed,
      As she fondled his shaft,
      and said "Well this won't be much of a sin."


      There was a young woman named Goda,
      Who once built an erotic pagoda,
      For the walls of its halls,
      Were festooned with the balls,
      And the tools of the fools who bestroda.


      There was a young plumber of Leigh,
      Who was plumbing a maid by the sea,
      Said the maid, "Stop your plumbing,
      I think someone's coming!"
      Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."


      I have no idea what dark recess of my mind was hanging on to those. They've been in there for a long time. Sorry 'bout that.

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    27. Re:In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not really stealing, because I usually leave another hotel's soap behind in its place.

    28. Re:In other words... by TigerOC · · Score: 1

      I work in a hotel; take the soap and put it to good use because when the cleaner walks in, it goes into a black bag for disposal. Would you use soap someone else had used?

    29. Re:In other words... by descil · · Score: 1

      A perfect analogy? Wow, who do you work for?

      It would be a more perfect analogy if the soap didn't cost the hotel anything. Since it does, this analogy introduces external influences that were not previously part of the equation. THAT is why it's a perfect analogy (for the RIAA) - because it gives them a lever to say, "stealing this one song was worth a bar of soap, but that's not all they did. They stole that song and sent it to 100,000 other people, along with 60 video games and 1000 episodes of television specials and a glut of movies so large we can't even store the LIST on our drives. THAT is definitely worth a life sentence in jail."

      Back when it was all just bits flying across a line without costing anyone anything, none of that could be said. But because we imply that stealing a song has a monetary value roughly equivalent to a bar of soap - and if we allow that analogy to hold in society - then this is the outcome. So I ask again who do you work for?

    30. Re:In other words... by descil · · Score: 1

      Nope, still not a good analogy.

      By putting the soap in the bathroom, they put some soap in their hotel room. That doesn't mean you have the right to take it out of the hotel room. Do you have the right to take the television? It doesn't matter how much it cost.

      I like the old analogies.

      1) Hacking into a system is not like breaking into a house and stealing the jewels. It's more like looking through the window and seeing a winning lottery number.

      2) Downloading music online is not like stealing CD's from the music store. It's more like reading the newspaper that someone left on the bus, oh and maybe making a copy with the special elite 9000DPI possibly-virus-infected portable ultralight camouflaged optical character recognizing handheld scanner which you, of course, being the super 1337 and ultra hip Civil Disobedient you are, never leave home without.

      They can arrest you for taking the soap. They just don't because it would be awful for public relations. Yes PR is the reason, not because it didn't cost them anything or because they don't care about the soap, it's because of PR, otherwise they would arrest you. Does McDonald's still give you ketchup if you don't ask? No. The ketchup packets cost money. So do bars of soap. Remember: hotels are corporations, and corporations (at least ones who have to deal with the public) don't make money without looking like they have a heart. But the heart is fake, don't fall for it.

      Similarly, arresting someone for downloading a song is a bad idea. Better to make their connection not work as well afterward. Better to fine them, make them waste their time in court, better to send a letter to their address and cause some fear and drama, better to tell their school that they are degenerate lowlives, better to spam congress and other cultural outlets about the depravity of today's children...

      it's the same ol... I'm amazed, authority is not so scared that it won't allow itself a name anymore...

  12. Don't get too excited yet. by Xest · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bear in mind the Gower's report on copyright terms that was an independent review on what was best for the country. The report fed back that 50 years as is is fine, but less would be better.

    Both the Conservatives and Labour outright ignored this independent report that they commissioned in the first place and still decided to push for 70 years.

    This could just as well end up the same. Unfortunately common sense holds no place in the corrupt halls of British parliament. Why follow the recommended route and gain nothing when you can just vote for harsh punishments and get all sorts of goodies and incentives from the music and movie industry? That's how most of them see it. It aint just the Lords that's corrupt, I felt David Cameron's comment the other day that he'd put someone from the creative industries (music, movies, books, advertising) in charge of Britain's broadband future quite telling- I mean really, what the hell qualifications do the creative industries have for solving what are basically technological problems?

  13. It really is! by Nabeel_co · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow it really is a sudden outbreak of common sense... I am shocked. Then again, it would be 10x more amazing if it were the US dropping the DMCA...

    1. Re:It really is! by Spatial · · Score: 1

      A more accurate description might be: a rare, contained, non-transferrable and temporary occurance of common sense.

    2. Re:It really is! by Nabeel_co · · Score: 1

      True.

    3. Re:It really is! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      A more accurate description might be: a rare, contained, non-transferrable and temporary occurance of common sense.

      Yes, probably a Class Five Full Roaming Vapor. Definitely not a Free-Roaming Repeater, so don't expect to see it again anytime soon.

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    4. Re:It really is! by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      Popular sentiment aside, some parts of the DMCA (the safe harbor provisions) could be seen even by slashdot trolls as beneficial.

      The fact that a process to create new exemptions to the anti-cirumvention provisions shows at at least a modicum of sense was used in making the bill. At some point in the process, anyway.

  14. If you do leave with the TV by MeisterVT · · Score: 1

    we can't have a system where we're talking about arresting teenagers in their bedrooms. People can rent a room in an hotel and leave with a bar of soap - there's a big difference between leaving with a bar of soap and leaving with the television.

    But if you DO leave with the TV you get to go to another hotel and this time the soap comes on a rope!

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  15. Holy Shit! by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    Did this guy just equate the value of a song to a bar of hotel soap?

    BWHAHAHAHAHAH

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    1. Re:Holy Shit! by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, don't mock him for rounding up the value of songs. Some numbers are just too small to comprehend.

    2. Re:Holy Shit! by hack++slash · · Score: 1

      Not suprising really, after listening to some of the drivel that passes off as 'music' nowadays you do feel an urge to wash your ears out...

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    3. Re:Holy Shit! by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      Using a bar of soap makes me claen.

      Listening to modern day music makes me feel dirty.

      I'd rather have the soap.

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    4. Re:Holy Shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'll say 3 ip id's and you get mailed a soap

    5. Re:Holy Shit! by dave420 · · Score: 1

      No.

  16. How? by Thanshin · · Score: 1

    I'm fairly certain the hotel *could* have me arrested for stealing their soap, it's just not usually worth their time.

    I'm trying to imagine a way they could prove you stole the soap.

    Maybe they could simply decide that if the soap wasn't there after you were gone, you surely stole it. And if that event happened three times, they could permanently ban you from all hotels.

    1. Re:How? by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Yes, because surely all this soap-stealing is costing them so much money that they can't possibly make a profit when GP visits. Also, when the cleaners start stealing soap the hotels will start banning customers who haven't even touched the soap for stealing it.

      Try to estimate the severity of the problem before you come up with an expensive way (that will piss off innocent people and require more administration) to 'solve' it.

  17. I felt a disturbance in the Force. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    It's as if millions of RIAA lawyers suddenly cried out in terror... and were suddenly silenced.

  18. So, no more privateers? : ( by Thanshin · · Score: 1

    :(

  19. More importantly. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >In other words, it's fine to steal things as long as they're of low value.

    More importantly and relevantly, it's fine to steal music, since it's no worse than stealing a bar of hotel soap.

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    1. Re:More importantly. by descil · · Score: 1

      No. More importantly and relevantly,

      1) it's not fine to steal things of low value.
      2) the RIAA wants you to think stealing a song is like stealing a bar of soap, not like stealing a television - which means later they're going to be talking about the television more
      3) stealing songs is not like stealing a bar of soap at all, because you didn't bring your own materials and copying machine(soap maker? lol..) to copy the soap, so you took the materials they used to make it.

      most important and relevant of all,
      4) MATERIALS are PROPERTY and INFORMATION is NOT.

  20. Re:Uk government, "if at first you don't succeed" by x2A · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Dude. Weak. The Register?! You may as well be referencing Fox News, I've never read anything in the register that wasn't bleeding of oversensationalisation and regularly hit spots where they obviously haven't even made a slight attempt at verifying their story elements. The Register isn't a reliable source of anything, please don't spread their panic stories, you can do so much better I promise you.

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  21. UK Business Plan by glindsey · · Score: 1

    So, given AT&T and Comcast colluding with the RIAA now, it sounds like now would be a great time for somebody in the UK to set up an encrypted VPN connection, available to folks for a nominal monthly fee.

    I swear, I'm starting to consider subscribing to one and routing all of my traffic through it permanently. I am sick of these fuckers pawing through my traffic looking for evidence of wrongdoing.

    1. Re:UK Business Plan by skyride · · Score: 1

      Well, you could always get a low-spec VDS in the UK, and set it up on that? I thought of doing that for a small fee for the poor people in Australia when the "great firewall of australia" was going to come in. Im fairly active on one of the larger forums there and I know alot of the people I regularly speak to would happily pay a small subscription fee for it. I am in the UK and im glad of this sudden outburst from the department of "no shit sherlock".

    2. Re:UK Business Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean like i do so i can watch tv on us websites
      what you need is a uk version of hotspot shield (and adblick to get rid of the ad's)

  22. translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone might die if we cut off there phone service and if we were wrong OH NO.
    and
    theres just too damn many of them and we should remember what happened when oliver cromwell got going

  23. why not put a sold-to tag in the audio-track by cellurl · · Score: 1

    If I were the content side of this struggle, I would encode a serial number tag somewhere in the DVD. Change it around so often that people have to spend >1 hour finding it. Make it spread-spectrum. Then when the DVD is stolen, the RIAA can return it to you.

  24. Class-action law suits! by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    Society is better off if we don't prosecute crimes of low value or low impact, but rather leave it to citizens to work out between themselves.

    I'm thinking that class action law suits exist for the case where one big guy illegally squeezes a little bit of blood out of a large number of small guys.

    None of the small guys have an incentive to file suit (because each individual act is too small to be worth it), but if they all go together there's only one per-case overhead and so it will be worth it.

    I'm not sure how I'm best served as the hotel owner (big guy) in that case. Oh well, I could just write the stolen soap off as the cost of doing business, and charge my customers a bit more. That's of course not just towards the honest customers, but it's the cheapest justice I can give them.

  25. Binary by carrier+lost · · Score: 1

    The UK's Intellectual Property Minister...

    Someone at the IFPI or the RIAA has dropped the ball. They either bought the wrong guy or they didn't pay enough - one of the two.

  26. Missread headline as privacy by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

    Because well it seems that UK doesn't have much in the way of privacy

  27. Hmm, I wonder if this has anything to do with... by mattbee · · Score: 2, Informative

    Of all the potential legislation that the government have been talking about over the last few months, this music industry stuff reeks of lobbyists doing whatever they can to gain influence in Westminster. And what has been in the headlines in the UK the last few days? Ah yes, allegations that unelected members of the House of Lords are being paid by lobbyists to table amendments to UK law. Maybe there's a hurried shakedown going of this kind of overly "lobbied" legislation - before a pesky journalist joins the dots while the legislation is still on the table.

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  28. I'm King Arthur, Lord of the Britains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For some reason, this feels like some French guy in a castle taunting me.

    It's refreshing to see someone in charge somewhere actually using that thing attached to the upper neck.

  29. Bad Analogy Man by DeeVeeAnt · · Score: 1

    Don't know about anyone else, but every time I've been to a hotel, they always have brand new soap bars laid out. Who would like to go to a hotel and find they have not changed the soap? Such a joy to pick the previous occupant's pubes off before you wash. I'm definitely coming back here again.

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  30. Re:Uk government, "if at first you don't succeed" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to agree The Register has gone downhill terribly in the last 5 or so years.

    You can read articles by the likes of Andrew Orlowski without looking at the author and know after the first paragraph that it's him that wrote it simply by how utterly full of bollocks it is. Orlowski doesn't even enable comments on 99% of his articles because he simply can't take people pointing out how wrong he is not to mention the fact their comments system is heavily moderated such that even where it is enabled any attempt at pointing out logical fallacies or other obvious flaws in their arguments are silenced quickly.

    I think it's basically changed it's business direction as a result of the realisation that it was losing popularity to other sites and as such has aimed to take the Daily Mail approach- over the top fearmongering, controversy, sensationalism and a severe lack of fact or common sense. It's effectively a blog, and there's plenty of those around, many of which are much more sensible at least.

    It's a shame because they do actually come out with some unique stories that are sometimes missed elsewhere and deserve better coverage but I guess they feel that alone isn't enough to increase their userbase so they go down the same path as Bush did as a politician and play the hate and fear card. The linked article is a great example, the underlying point of the article is great, but the article itself is abysmal.

    Perhaps what I find most odd about The Register now is the amount of time spent attacking other people and their credibility in the IT industry be it Jimmy Wales or Steve Jobs when their very own credibility is at an all time low. Even some of the better reports seem to have caught the idiocy disease there- Verity Stob has joined the random bickering style of journalism but then there's people like Lewis Page who covers all defence industry stuff. His qualification is that he was a mine sweeper in the Navy, apparently this somehow means he feels he's qualified to do an in depth analysis on various geopolitical situations and other armed forces both in the UK and across the world as well as pretending this means he has in depth knowledge of the MoD's procurement process and so on. The fact is, the bloke leaves such glaring flaws in his articles it becomes obvious why he was just a low ranking peon on a ship- because that's the kind of job people do when they're not the brightest of the bunch. But aside from their personal credibility, whilst they're attacking people who are well established and have proven they're good at what they do, they often, such as in the case of their support of the anti-global warming lobby, bring forward people whose ideas and comments have been thoroughly discredited through proper scientific method as being false as examples to support their arguments. The only possible explanations for this is that they're either mind bogglingly stupid or it's part of their agenda to gain hits through controversy.

    So yeah, I agree with you, if you take your news from The Register and base your understanding of the world on it then it's highly unlikely you'll ever have a decent understanding of whats going on in the world, just as the Daily Mail blinds people to the facts and reality of many situations. The Register along with the Daily Mail is the pinnacle of the big-brother generation's anti-intelligent thought attitude in it's media manifestation and is a plague on a decent, intelligent society.

  31. Re:Uk government, "if at first you don't succeed" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dude. Weak. The Register?!"

    @x2A:
    Between the arrogant way you try to construct a straw man argument, combined with the shocking display of close-mindedness demonstrated here, its frankly stupefyingly awe-inspiring. Just because you don't like The Register, you wrongfully therefore assume anything said on that website must also therefore be wrong. It is you who is wrong. Still don't believe me? ... want more proof you have been incredibly close-minded?

    Here's proof. The official UK Government website:
    http://www.parliament.uk/parliamentary_committees/lords_constitution_committee.cfm
    "Mr Tim Hayward, Acting Director of the intercept modernisation programme"

    It never ceases to amaze me how some people (who are determined to remain close-minded) see links as one stop shops for information, rather than seeing web links as simply a starting point, to help then go on to research a subject for themselves in more detail, by then seeking out more information themselves on other web sites, to help them cross reference information as well as learn.

  32. "Piracy" by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

    Given that there is some very real *piracy* occurring in the seas near Somalia, perhaps this might be a good time for this note.

    http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html#Piracy

    âoePiracyâ

    Publishers often refer to copying they don't approve of as âoepiracy.â In this way, they imply that it is ethically equivalent to attacking ships on the high seas, kidnapping and murdering the people on them. Based on such propaganda, they have procured laws in most of the world to forbid copying in most (or sometimes all) circumstances. (They are still pressuring to make these prohibitions more complete.)

    If you don't believe that copying not approved by the publisher is just like kidnapping and murder, you might prefer not to use the word âoepiracyâ to describe it. Neutral terms such as âoeunauthorized copyingâ (or âoeprohibited copyingâ for the situation where it is illegal) are available for use instead.

  33. Re:Uk government, "if at first you don't succeed" by x2A · · Score: 0

    Dude. Even weaker. No wonder you like the register, you do the whole over sensationalisationing-thing yourself! First of all, you say I construct a straw man argument... I think that's you making that up, I didn't construct an argument at all, I merely skipped to the conclusion. You can either see how they over sensationalise things yourself, or you can't, that's not gonna be something I can particularly train peoples eyes to spot in the time I have available.

    Niether did I say that everything they say is wrong, I said I regularly hit spots where they obviously haven't bothered to check their facts, and you finding one thing they've said that's true doesn't invalidate that, and it certainly doesn't invalidate the fact that you can say something that's true in a way that sounds panicy simply because you omit chunks of the story.

    You hear me saying something against the register, which you obviously hail to, and thus assume that I must be wrong, and therefore twist my words in the exact way the register does, to make them fit your opinion.

    Perhaps you should read what I have said again, and realise how your own narrow mind has shaped it, before making such comments. Or, apply for a job with them, you seem perfect for the job.

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  34. Ireland on the other hand... by mk2mark · · Score: 1

    Eircom adapts this voluntarily.

    Reminds me of the speed cameras - after years, just as the UK discovers that speed cameras do essentially nothing for road safety, Ireland plans to hand out a license to private companies to get hundreds installed.

    I hate some of the stuff on this Island.

  35. Re:Uk government, "if at first you don't succeed" by MindKata · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "I merely skipped to the conclusion"

    Your "conclusion" is that as it was said by The Register, then its wrong. That is a straw man argument.

    Try reading your own post:
    "Dude. Weak. The Register?! You may as well be referencing Fox News, I've never read anything in the register that wasn't bleeding of oversensationalisation and regularly hit spots where they obviously haven't even made a slight attempt at verifying their story elements. The Register isn't a reliable source of anything, please don't spread their panic stories, you can do so much better I promise you."

    I actually don't care one way or the other, about The Register. You are totally missing the point. Its not about The Register, its about the UK Government plans, which if you watch the continuing news (from many news sources), they all show what the UK government is up to. Jacqui Smith has been bad news for a long time.

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  36. Re:Uk government, "if at first you don't succeed" by x2A · · Score: 1

    "Your "conclusion" is that as it was said by The Register, then its wrong."

    You're just making stuff up. I take it you didn't do that going back and reading it thing? My conclusion was that as it's written by the register, it's over sensationalised. I said they often don't bother checking their facts, which means that they're not a reliable source, as there is a high chance that you'll be reading something that hasn't been verified, which means a greater chance of errors being published, which means a greater chance of you reading something that is wrong. You seem to not understand basic logic. 'Often', and 'increased chance of', does not say that anything is always that thing. Of course you can find examples of things they've said that are correct. That does *not* invalidate a claim of 'often' to the inverted claim.

    You're throwing around terms like 'straw man' because you're hoping that the meaning and connotations attached to such terms can help prove your point, where they don't, they are merely erronous conclusions based of faulty observations.

    My original post was obviously a post about the quality of the opinions posed as facts in the register. Anyone who goes to that site should know that they're not a reliable source and additional verification is required... or you could just skip the register step, and go straight to where you'd've been verifying the facts and get them first hand, not twisted to fit the panic drive they use in their reports.

    Please don't repeat yourself with this made up claim I'm saying that it must be wrong if it's the register, it just demonstrates your ignorance, and I don't think I can explain how what I'm saying isn't that any clearer. If you cannot respond to reason, then there's no point me saying anything other than "you're wrong", as you'd have proven that you will read what you want to read rather than what is written, anything further would be futile.

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  37. Information is not property. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >4) MATERIALS are PROPERTY and INFORMATION is NOT.

    Yes, yes, I have heard this countless times before. Copying music is not stealing since the original still exists.

    But from the perspective of the person who owns it, the effect is the same. Whether you physically took the object from me or not, by copying it without paying for it you have reduced its value to zero.

    I also find the argument that information is not property a bit sketchy. For example, I consider my medical information my property and consequently I would, can, and do place limits on how that information is disseminated.

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    1. Re:Information is not property. by descil · · Score: 1

      How is your copy's value reduced to zero? Neither copy is of zero value at any point, since either copy may be sold (legally or illegally) for real value. Your value comes from the ability/"legal right" to distribute information, not from the information itself. Information by itself is invaluable, it's the withholding of information that can have a debt instead, are you following the basics here?

      If I were to create a glut of availability for your information (eg distribute it for free), that would be violating your property rights - because you OWN the RIGHT to distribute that information, see? Not because you own the information itself.

      When it comes to a particular song the same effect comes into play. If I just steal the song, I haven't hurt you. It's not until I start distributing that there is a problem. But here the problem is confounded by the idea that leeching is bad, so your social mores against leaching(eg, pay for what you get) lead you to DISTRIBUTE the data as well!! The morality is really screwed up if you follow it around ;) anyway, enjoy...

      Your medical information is not your property just because you have the right to control it. You have the right to control its dissemination to some small extent (you can prevent the public from seeing it, sometimes, if they aren't very interested). That doesn't make it property. That just means you have rights associated with it.

  38. How it is reduced to zero. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >How is your copy's value reduced to zero? Neither copy is of zero value at any point,
    >since either copy may be sold (legally or illegally) for real value.

    Since copies can be obtained for free, while in theory either copy can be sold, as a practical matter no one will want to buy it for any meaningful sum. It's simple supply and demand. As supply trends towards infinity, price trends towards zero.

    [b]Your value comes from the ability/"legal right" to distribute information, not from the information itself.[/b]

    The value of any given item, at least in terms of /monetary/ value, is determined by supply and demand.

    >Information by itself is invaluable, it's the withholding of information that can have a debt instead, are you following the basics here?

    No, I have no idea what you meant by your last statement.

    >If I were to create a glut of availability for your information (eg distribute it for free),
    >that would be violating your property rights - because you OWN the RIGHT to distribute
    >that information, see? Not because you own the information itself.

    This is semantics from my point of view. Whether I own the rights to distribute the item or whether I own the item itself, when infinite copies are available for free no one will pay me either way.

    >When it comes to a particular song the same effect comes into play. If I just steal the song,
    >I haven't hurt you. It's not until I start distributing that there is a problem.

    Of course. I thought this is what we were talking about?

    >But here the problem is confounded by the idea that leeching is bad, so your
    >social mores against leaching(eg, pay for what you get) lead you to DISTRIBUTE
    >the data as well!! The morality is really screwed up if you follow it around ;) anyway, enjoy...

    I don't understand what you are trying to say here.

    >Your medical information is not your property just because you have the right to control it.
    >You have the right to control its dissemination to some small extent (you can prevent the public
    >from seeing it, sometimes, if they aren't very interested). That doesn't make it property.
    >That just means you have rights associated with it.

    By your definition, it seems nothing can be viewed as property.

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    1. Re:How it is reduced to zero. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bah, you're not worth talking to

  39. I'm sorry. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry you were unable to articulate your argument better.

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  40. Re:Uk government, "if at first you don't succeed" by MindKata · · Score: 1

    "My conclusion was that as it's written by the register, it's over sensationalised."

    You just don't listen do you ... You still can't see its irrelevant that its *also* written about in The Register. Key word, ALSO. In other words, there are OTHER sources of the SAME news.

    "I said they often don't bother checking their facts"

    Then you *keep making* the same mistakes as The Register makes, as you also fail to check the facts. There are OTHER sources of the SAME news and you would see this, if you did check the facts, but you are stuck in a loop talking about The Register and so failing to see you are missing the important point.

    The important point is that it was true. What The Register usually says or does is irrelevant, the news was still true.

    If Hitler had said, 2+2=4 then would that be wrong because an evil tyrant had said it? ... No, its still 2+2=4
    In the same way, just because a news site you hate says something, doesn't automatically make everything they say wrong.

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