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Lie Detector Company Threatens Critical Scientists With Suit

An anonymous reader writes "The Swedish newspaper DN reports that the Israeli company Nemesysco has sent letters to researchers at the University of Stockholm, threatening legal action if they do not stop publishing findings (Google translation). An article called 'Charlatanry in forensic speech science: A problem to be taken seriously' was pulled by the publisher after threats of a libel lawsuit." Online translations can be a little wonky; if your Swedish is as bad as mine, this English-language article describes the situation well.

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  1. Obligatory by srussia · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bork, bork, bork...

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  2. there are two enemies of science and progress by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1. socially conservative politics

    2. intellectual property laws

    civilization is bettered in terms of happiness, health, and financial prosperity as long as the power of social conservatives and corporate oligarchy are held in check. certainly, there is now ay to ever completely defeat these forces, and they do actually do good some good in this world. but they must be eternally pruned, for in part sof the world where their power runs unchecked, corruption and classism, intolerance and tribalism take hold

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    1. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Also actual evidence indicates embryonic stem cell treatments would have tons of complications and excessive cost and complexity, while host-harvested adult stem cell treatments would work much more readily and without any complications at all; ...

      Do you actually believe that or are you just trolling? It's hard for me to believe that anyone would be that out of touch with reality.

      Surely, you must realize that you are making such wild and exaggerated claims that they couldn't possibly be true. How could you possibly know that all possible treatments based on embryonic stem cell research will have "tons of complications" or that all possible treatments based on adult stem cell research will be "without any complications at all". Maybe your "actual evidence" consists of a crystal ball?

      But you also imply that conservatives object to embryonic stem cell research purely based on practical scientific concerns. Again, WTF? Are you somehow not aware that conservatives are trying to push some kind of nonsensical view that "life begins at conception".

      But maybe you don't actually have a complete disregard for factual reality - maybe you were just trolling. I hope so - because, if not, you're pretty scary.

    2. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Chabo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What does that have to do with anything in the article?

      Your post ranted on about "socially conservative politics", when that had nothing to do with the article.

      Some researchers published an article with an inflamatory title: "Charlatanry in forensic speech science: A problem to be taken seriously", and got sued for libel. This isn't about censorship or intellectual property laws, it's about a company protecting its image from mudslinging.

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    3. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      IIRC, embryonic stem cells have a tendency to be cancerous (and adult stem cells less so)

    4. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Text is here: http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:4x3raI0CVjoJ:www.ling.gu.se/konferenser/iafpa2006/Abstracts/Eriksson_IAFPA%25202006.pdf+&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=us

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      Proceedings, IAFPA 2006, Department of Linguistics, Göteborg University
      Charlatanry and fraud - an increasing problem for forensic
      phonetics?
      Anders Eriksson
      Department of Linguistics, Göteborg University, Sweden
      anders.eriksson@ling.gu.se
      In my talk I will describe one case of charlatanry and one case of fraud in forensic phonetics.
      Charlatanry can take different forms. One type is when someone appears as an expert without
      having the necessary qualifications or no qualifications at all. Another form is when some kind of
      physical device is used or marketed which is based on principles for which there is no scientific
      support. This is nothing new. The use of voiceprints is a classical case of this type. Charlatans often
      exploit the fact that people are easily impressed by advanced technology. Today the methods are
      often claimed to have been made possible only because of recent advances in computer technology.
      The following two quotes may serve to illustrate my point: "enhanced by the rapid advancements in
      personal computer technology", "the worlds most advanced application of this core frequency
      based technology". This is how both products I will present here are described by those who market
      them although in reality they are very unsophisticated products from a technological point of view.
      By fraud I will refer to methods or devices based on principles which are so obviously false that
      there can be no doubt that the people who produce them or use them must be aware of it. The
      second example is of this kind.
      A lie detector which can reveal lie and deception in some automatic and perfectly reliable way is an
      old idea we have often met with in science fiction books and comic strips. This is all very well. It is
      when machines claimed to be lie detectors appear in the context of criminal investigations that we
      need to be concerned. Both examples presented here belong in this category. They are of particular
      interest for forensic phonetics because they are both said to be based on analysis of the human
      voice. The basic idea behind "lie detectors" based on voice analysis is that there are properties in
      the voice signal that may be reliably correlated with lie or deception.
      A gadget called Voice Stress Analyzer (VSA) or Psychological Stress Evaluator (PSE) has a history
      that goes back to the seventies. In the sixties it was discovered that in larger muscles like the biceps
      there is involuntary tremor, called micro tremor, with a frequency in the 8 to 12 Hz range. This
      gave rise to speculations that the same phenomenon might be present in the larynx muscles and that
      it may affect the voice source frequency. In particular it was suggested that the tremor might vary
      as a function of stress in the speaker. Before anybody had a chance to investigate the possible
      occurrence of micro tremor in the voice, the first "lie detector" based micro tremor in the voice
      source appeared. (See. Rice, 1978). In the years to follow, many researchers tested voice stress
      analyzers based on these ideas, but with largely negative results. Hollien surveyed the literature in
      1987 and concluded that: "the ability of voice analyzers to detect stress from speech-or to identify
      spoken deception-have been negative or "mixed" in nature". He a

    5. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Toonol · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some researchers published an article with an inflamatory title: "Charlatanry in forensic speech science: A problem to be taken seriously", and got sued for libel.

      There's nothing wrong with the title if they do indeed demonstrate that there is charlatanry in forensics speech science. It sounds like they did just that. There are times when an inflamatory-seeming word is still the correct word.

    6. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by iluvcapra · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "charlatanry" isn't an objective standard, testable with evidence. "False claims in forensic speech science" would have been just as descriptive and perfectly objective.

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    7. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by orclevegam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This isn't about censorship or intellectual property laws, it's about a company protecting its image from mudslinging.

      Truth is an absolute defense to libel. Also if it can't be shown one way or another to be fact or not it's not libel as libel only concerns factual matters not opinions. If the paper is even reasonably well written they have little to worry about. What happened is they published a paper that shows the "science" behind lie detectors to be questionable at best, and a company that makes lie detectors threatened to sue them because the paper shows their product to be useless. A better approach (read more effective) would have been if they used the money they paid those lawyers to instead commission their own study of the effectiveness of lie detectors. This of course assumes that they actually believe in their own product, and don't already know it to be a scam.

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    8. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      IIRC, embryonic stem cells have a tendency to be cancerous ...

      Sure, that's why embryos always die of cancer. Oh, wait, they actually don't.

      Are you really so simple-minded that you think that every possible therapy that might be developed using embryonic stem cell research will always increase the risk of cancer? It wouldn't surprise me if there was a specific therapy or class of therapies that increased cancer risk - but how can you possibly go from that to the radical generalization that all possible therapies that might ever be developed will carry a risk of cancer? Is it the crystal ball, again?

    9. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Informative

      Charlatary : a person who makes false claims.

      http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Charlatanry

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    10. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They were not sued, their publisher wimped out. If they were sued then they would be able to prove the company has to prove it works. Therefore the charlatans will not sue them directly because they will lose. So they attack the publishers. If you read your socialist sources, this is the well known Israeli way. Do not argue your point, instead shut people down, silence everybody. Many of their outside supporters are getting very sick of it.

    11. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by sexconker · · Score: 1

      You forgot ""open-minded"" and ""tolerant"".

    12. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post ranted on about "socially conservative politics", when that had nothing to do with the article.

      The common thread is enemies of science.

    13. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by ikono · · Score: 0, Troll

      Please don't try to bring rational thought to a debate with an "Educated" conservative. I really don't need the headache that will surely ensue.

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    14. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      A better approach (read more effective) would have been if they used the money they paid those lawyers to instead commission their own study of the effectiveness of lie detectors. This of course assumes that they actually believe in their own product, and don't already know it to be a scam.

      No, I'm pretty sure that they could get their own study commissioned to show what they wanted to show without believing in their product one bit. In fact that probably helps, since they would know to make sure they were paying for specific results rather than trusting in the outcome.

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    15. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Miseph · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "If you read your socialist sources, this is the well known Israeli way."

      It's also, incidentally, the well known fascist way. I'm still waiting for the general public to catch on to that and stop accepting everything Israel does no matter how obviously wrong or oppressive just because they're afraid of being called anti-Semitic.

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    16. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by dwarg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please don't try to bring rational thought to a debate with an "Educated" liberal. I really don't need the headache that will surely ensue.

      Is that because they are unwilling to listen to your rationale, or because you are unwilling to listen to theirs?

      Chances are it's both so I don't see any solution myself, but giving up on talking to one another seems like a poor third option.

    17. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by lgw · · Score: 5, Informative

      From TFA:

      By fraud I will refer to methods or devices based on principles which are so obviously false that
      there can be no doubt that the people who produce them or use them must be aware of it.

      Seems reasonable to me.

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    18. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not so absolute, unfortunately. In the United States and (most of) Canada, you're covered. Plenty of other countries, it's not.

    19. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Truth is an absolute defense to libel.

      Not everywhere. And you seem to be under the impression that people won't sue you if you're telling the truth. That simply doesn't matter: the more correct your accusations, the more money and lawyers they will throw at you. You may well be right ... but in the end, if what you are saying is sufficiently threatening to a litigious corporation, you'll be dead right.

      This is pretty bad, but nowhere near as bad as Taser Corporation intimidating forensic scientists and coroners to change their findings, if it so happens that a Taser kills someone. I mean, it's one thing if you shoot someone with a gun: no firearm manufacturer claims that its products are non-lethal. Taser does make that claim, and even though it is often false, they're using their lawyers to keep up the pretense.

      Evil is as evil does.

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    20. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truth is an absolute defense to libel

      Where?

      In the USA, it is. Is it in the UK (where the paper was published)? In Sweden (where the researchers that have been threatened with lawsuits reside)? In Israel (where the company is based)?

      *I* don't know. Do you?

    21. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      for in part sof the world where their power runs unchecked, corruption and classism, intolerance and tribalism take hold

      You mean like at American Universities?

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    22. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by mysidia · · Score: 1

      That's the dictionary's politically correct way of saying "a person who tells lies".

    23. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "This Sig is Copyrighted all persons reading this are ordered to give me all of their dollars and some of their change."

      How about you just suck my dick you faggot republican nazi douche bag

    24. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      Perfect!
      Thank you for posting the document in question kind AC
      Now that this has been slashdotted the Streisand effect can take it from here.
      After RTFA these scam artists are also probably the same dick heads that built some of the crap voting machines.

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    25. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by davecb · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just to clarify: these are so-called "voice stress analyzers", not polygraphs. The latter are capable of producing enough data that a trained person can catch many lies, and are the devices commonly used by police, but are generally not accepted by courts as evidence. Some people can beat them, others conversely always seem to be lying.

      Voice stress analyzers measure a single weak indicator, and are quite capable of both false positives and negatives, irrespective of the expertise of the user. They're also easy to use covertly, such as over a telephone line. Add that to inaccuracy and you have a recipe for a disaster.

      --dave

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    26. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by babble123 · · Score: 1

      Truth is an absolute defense to libel.

      Interestingly, truth was not always a defense against libel. That defense was first used by John Peter Zenger in 1735. (Well, technically, by his lawyer Andrew Hamilton). It worked. No clue how old libel laws actually are.

    27. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truth is an absolute defense to libel. Also if it can't be shown one way or another to be fact or not it's not libel as libel only concerns factual matters not opinions.

      I don't know what magical land you're living in but here in Australia a publication is libellous if it:

      • Makes a false and damaging claim against someone;
      • Makes a possibly false and definitely damaging claim against someone; or
      • Makes a claim against someone that while true is not really in the public interest and is damaging

      For example if I publish photos on the web of my neighbour kissing not-his-wife outside his house I can expect to hear from his lawyers - libel law protects his privacy over my right to gossip about something regardless of its truth.

      Of course that's just here in Australia. In some countries this example doesn't hold - and in many places academic debate is an exception. In my country politicians speaking in Parliament have immunity from libel/slander and are famous for saying some pretty preposterous things!

      What I'm getting at is that libel is a really complex issue that doesn't necessarily have an "absolute defence" because it's about making restitution for malicious speech/publication, and malicious is a subjective thing.

    28. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Put very simply, host-harvested stem cells are just as good as those from an embryo, are readily available and won't get rejected by the immune system.

      Voila

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    29. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      But in Canada, and other "loser pays" countries once you win the bad guy gets to pay your legal bills. While this doesn't stop all SLAPP suits it does cut them down a lot.

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    30. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by kdemetter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well , there is an increased risk , because after all, you are screwing with the normal workings of the body's cell regeneration.

      Even if there isn't a 100% certainty that it will cause cancer , it's still something that needs to be looked into .

      Both conservatism and progressivism are needed, in a balanced amount. Sadly , with politics , it's usually completely one way or the other.

    31. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Cant you just see John Wayne standing up when confronted with something that might be wrong on "his side of the fence", and whining "but the other guy is a big dumb poo poo head!".

      That is kinda how you sound.

      If you think he is wrong, say so, and say how. If you think he is right, agree or leave it alone.

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    32. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Then it's settled. The scientists should find a US based journal in their field, and resubmit the paper.

    33. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Sweden it can be libel/slander even if it's true. If you disclose information that is a disadvantage to someone when it cannot be considered reasonable to do so then it doesn't matter if it's true or not.

      Example: If you tell your school that one of the teachers sleeps around a lot, then even if it were true you could be sued in Sweden. (though the damages are in the size of a few hundred dollars as opposed to some other countries punitive damages)

    34. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Wiliam Blackstone (Commentary on the Laws of England , published in 1825) notes

      14) By the law of the twelve tables at Rome, libels, which affected the reputation of another, were made a capital offense: but, before the reign of Augustus, the punishment became corporal only. Under the emperor Valentinian (364--375 CE) it was again made capital, not only to write, but to publish, or even to omit destroying them. Our law, in this and many other respects, corresponds rather with the middle age of Roman jurisprudence, when liberty, learning, and humanity, were in their full vigour, than with the cruel edicts that were established in the dark and tyrannical ages of the antient decemviri, or the later emperors.

    35. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by terjeber · · Score: 1

      How is that mudslinging. Charlatanry is charlatanry whether it is perpetrated by a company trying to make money or an individual con artist. If the company doesn't want to be labeled such they can just stop the charlatanry and they'll be fine.

    36. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by terjeber · · Score: 1

      scientists shouldn't be making claims about the character of other individuals

      They didn't. If they did the header would be "Charlatans in Company X". It wasn't it was about how an entire industry, including Company X, is using fraudulent pseudo-science to peddle quackery to government agencies paid for by the tax payer.

    37. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by terjeber · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's also, incidentally, the well known fascist way

      The traditional division of political views on a scale from left to right has been absurd for at least 50 years, but even more so since 1990 and the collapse of totalitarian communism in USSR.

      It is far more useful to look at the scale as having individualism on the one and and collectivism on the other. If you divide politics in that manner, socialism and fascism is only marginally different, while liberal democracy is the total opposite whether it is the relatively left-wing Scandinavian kind or the more traditionally right-leaning US kind.

    38. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Its like the old joke. A priest talks about the evils of those who read pornography, thinking that because nobody knows its not a sin. A voice comes up from the back of the church "why are you always picking on me"!

    39. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anzya · · Score: 1

      Some researchers published an article with an inflamatory title: "Charlatanry in forensic speech science: A problem to be taken seriously", and got sued for libel. This isn't about censorship or intellectual property laws, it's about a company protecting its image from mudslinging.

      Recomend reading the article also linked in the article "They are trying to silence research"-google translation. I found the last paragraf to be especially interresting:

      Under Swedish law, it is not possible to defame companies.

      So even if they had wanted to they would not have been able to sue the scientists in Sweden

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    40. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by nicodoggie · · Score: 1, Troll

      Funny how a post against "Educated" liberals gets a -1 Troll, and the exact same post with 'liberals' replaced with 'conservatives' gets a +5 Insightful.

      Now I understand how Bush won twice, they just trolled the polling centers.

    41. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Is anything there factually incorrect?
      Otherwise calling a charlatan a charlatan should be perfectly fine.

    42. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather, it is that embryonic stem cells, being truly universal, are tricky to get to differentiate correctly (you can't just sling them in there and hope for the best, as then they'll just differentiate randomly), while adult stem cells are pluripotent at best.
      This also means that embryonic stem cell treatments have the potential to be much more /effective/ in complex conditions, as their universality means you can create any mix of cells you want, once you can differentiate them correctly.
      This, of course, is why research involving embryonic stem cells is very important and should be undertaken.

    43. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Some researchers published an article with an inflamatory title: "Charlatanry in forensic speech science: A problem to be taken seriously", and got sued for libel. This isn't about censorship or intellectual property laws, it's about a company protecting its image from mudslinging.

      That's one perspective, true.

      My perspective differs somewhat - the 'company protecting its image' are IMNSHO a bunch of snake oil salesmen, who are misusing libel law to silence researchers who point out that their snake oil is no better than any other snake oil.

      How anyone can believe in lie detectors has always been a mystery to me - there may be a way of detecting a lie through imaging of brain activity, but the notion that voice analysis can detect lies is truly farcical. At best, voice analysis can detect stress, but then so could polygraphs, and they aren't overly accurate.

      You're right though - most of the preceding discussion was off-topic and irrelevant.

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    44. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by tucuxi · · Score: 1

      Placing landmarks on a one-dimensional scale is a poor way of defining political thought. Additionally, if you ask a random sample for their definitions of 'left' and 'right' there would be little consensus. Trivia: 'left' and 'right' come from seating arrangements in the french parliament. The scale is not only one-dimensional: there is no consensus on the exact dimension.

      Defining individualism and colletivism, beyond the extremes (cave or hive), is also quite hard. Would social solidarity count as collectivism? Is an active voice in political matters a signal of individualism (by adding liberty), or collectivism (by collaborating with the government)?

    45. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Informative

      Just to clarify: these are so-called "voice stress analyzers", not polygraphs. The latter are capable of producing enough data that a trained person can catch many lies

      Even the accuracy of polygraphs is highly questionable. The false positive rate is too high to genuinely say they "catch" anyone under any reasonable definition. I'd have a pretty good chance of catching the 10 liars in a group of 50 if I just selected all the people who looked uncomfortable during questioning. That wouldn't make my method valid. Polygraphy only works by scaring people into telling the truth. It's nothing more than theater.

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    46. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, embryonic stem cells have a tendency to be cancerous (and adult stem cells less so)

      [citiation needed]

      I've seen this claim bandied about an awful lot recently. The funny thing is that despite more than a decade of heavy research in rats, I don't find any mention of it in actual studies. I see it talked about on a lot of anti-stemcell sites, but there is no research to imply it actually occur.

      Now, when cancer cells form the often become stemcell-like. This is pretty well know, and is why certain types of cancer are prone to metastasizing.

      Despite no small amount of searching, I have found nothing to show that this belief is anything other than ideologically motivated lie and FUD. It is an attempt to create the same sort of false controversy used force creationism ^w Intelligent Design into schools.

      Is their any actual evidence that these claims have even a slight bit of truth to them?

    47. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you used your brain more often it wouldn't hurt when you did.

    48. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by tcgroat · · Score: 1

      Truth is an absolute defense to libel. In the US, that's generally true. But it's not the same everywhere, nor for every person and entity. Even if you're "in the right", being involved in a defamation action can be brutal. For a semi-fictional, semi-autobiographical account of this, read Uris' QB VII.

    49. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that scientific publications are definitely in the interest of the public and are very unlikely to be within the scope if this law.

      The purpose of the law is not to allow a corporation to silence scientists that publishes inconvenient information. Any swedish court would shoot something like this down at a moments notice.

    50. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn randroid

    51. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you somehow not aware that conservatives are trying to push some kind of nonsensical view that "life begins at conception".

      So when does life begin then, if not at conception?

    52. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by bluie- · · Score: 1

      Being moderate and open-minded is the only way to go! It's hard at first, but gets easier.

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    53. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by bluie- · · Score: 1

      Like when a computer is being retarded, because it's being slowed down?

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    54. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Chabo · · Score: 1

      no firearm manufacturer claims that its products are non-lethal. Taser does make that claim, and even though it is often false, they're using their lawyers to keep up the pretense.

      Hence the new term "less lethal", because given the right conditions, even pepper spray can be lethal. (severe asthma, for instance)

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    55. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Chabo · · Score: 1

      That only settles the issue if it's a UK law that's causing the issue.

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    56. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Chabo · · Score: 1

      Your comment reminded me of Gabe's last line in this strip :)
      http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/2/14/

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    57. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's a troll?

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    58. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by skoony · · Score: 0

      hi dave
      do a google search with the phrase:
      "is ploygraph testing valid?"
      the first page pretty much blows your comments
      right out of the water.

      aint google great regards,
      mike

    59. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by manicfish · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Polygraphs (and voice stress analysis, and fMRI, and any other so-called deception detecting technology) work because they frighten people into fessing up. THAT'S why police departments still use them. The science they are based upon is sketchy or misleading at best, and completely dismisses the inherent complexity of an act such as lying.

    60. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by davecb · · Score: 1

      Er, what I said! "enough data a trained person can catch many lies, [...] but are generally not accepted by courts as evidence. Some people can beat them, others conversely always seem to be lying."

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    61. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in Sweden it isn't. Even if you speak nothing but the cold hard truth you can be charged with libel.

    62. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 1

      I don't know what magical land you're living in but here in Australia a publication is libellous if it:

      Probably the magical land of the United States of America, since that is a well-known standard of libel and slander law here.

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    63. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Embryonic stem cell treatments are similar to organ donation. You have to have a liver from a close family member; and then you have to have it match your blood type; you always need anti-rejection (read: immune system suppression) drugs; and in some cases, it may just fail for unknown reasons. It's a matter of genetic compatibility (read: strange, complex biochemical interactions). Organ transplants involve tons of complications as well, don't you know?

      Also getting embryonic stem cells to differentiate into what you want requires a lot of babysitting in carefully controlled chemical environments; whereas the general trend with adult stem cell treatments is you inject cells that are known to differentiate into a particular tissue into that tissue and they graft. Bone marrow stem cells tend to differentiate into bone, heart, muscle, blood, bone marrow, liver, etc cells pretty easy. Treatments that are more reliable are more attractive.

      It would be worth investing in this sort of research now; but with the political atmosphere, nobody wants to let the public know there's a different type of "stem cell research" because A) liberals have to worry that their message will seem diluted and their opponents will give all the explanations I already have; and B) conservatives will have to worry about the "We're already doing stem cell research, you're irrationally impeding progress on something we're doing now anyway" argument.

      So yes, saying that "conservative" politics impede science and pretending all other politics don't is stupidity and shows great ignorance, and a distinct lack of insight.

    64. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      no firearm manufacturer claims that its products are non-lethal. Taser does make that claim, and even though it is often false, they're using their lawyers to keep up the pretense.

      Hence the new term "less lethal", because given the right conditions, even pepper spray can be lethal. (severe asthma, for instance)

      Which is still irrational ("slightly pregnant", etc.) because you can't be "less lethal." You can be "less frequently lethal", I suppose, which amounts to a game of Russian Roulette. That is pretty much what the widespread use of Tasers has become, since you can't know an individual's physical condition before you fire the thing at him. Pepper spray is generally used as a defensive weapon (if you have asthma and you try to rob someone and get sprayed, well, you got what you deserved.) Tasers are used by cops in an offensive capacity, often as a substitute for real police work.

      Taser Corporation just doesn't want to admit that its weapons can (and do) kill. But they go way beyond a potential false-advertising charge to intimidation of public officials. That's just wrong, and frankly even if I thought I could use a Taser I'd never give that third-rate lawyer-happy outfit a penny.

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    65. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      hi dave
      do a google search with the phrase:
      "is ploygraph testing valid?"
      the first page pretty much blows your comments
      right out of the water.

      aint google great regards,
      mike

      From the first page in a Google query for "is polygraph testing valid?"
      http://www.psychologymatters.org/polygraphs.html

      Some confusion about polygraph test accuracy arises because they are used for different purposes, and for each context somewhat different theory and research is applicable. Thus, for example, virtually no research assesses the type of test and procedure used to screen individuals for jobs and security clearances. Most research has focused on specific incident testing. The cumulative research evidence suggests that CQTs detect deception better than chance, but with significant error rates, both of misclassifying innocent subjects (false positives) and failing to detect guilty individuals (false negatives).

      I don't see how a polygraph can't help someone questioning a subject. Maybe you misunderstand how they are actually used. You should be more worried about the examiner than the machine, it's just a tool, but he has many more tricks to make you trip up. Remember, a machine can't say you're guilty (or lying), but it can help someone catch you.

    66. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      socialism and fascism is only marginally different, while liberal democracy is the total opposite whether it is the relatively left-wing Scandinavian kind or the more traditionally right-leaning US kind.

      That is erroneous. Socialism can be democratic. Socialism and fascism are not synonymous, and neither are democracy and capitalism synonymous.

    67. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Kashgarinn · · Score: 1

      So can the whole of bush administration be sued for fraudulent behavior even though the attorney general says "I don't know" alot infront of judges? If there ever was a sentence which boils down the neo-con bush republicans it's that one.

    68. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was because I meant mine as a parody of sorts, to indicate the subjective and fallacious nature of the post. Of course, now it is a lowly troll post. I HOPE it was originally modded insightful because of that and not because of the anti-conservative slant to the surface of the comment.

    69. Re:there are two enemies of science and progress by ikono · · Score: 1

      don't know why that was as AC...

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  3. How it works... by Smidge207 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nemesysco's Poly-Layered Voice Analysis measures 18 parameters of speech in real-time for interrogators at police, military and secret-services agencies. Its accuracy as a lie detector has proven to be less important than its ability to more quickly pinpoint for interrogators where there are problems in a subject's story. Officers then can zero in much more quickly with their traditional interrogation techniques.

    The software measures voice for a variety of parameters including deception, excitement, stress, mental effort, concentration, hesitation, anger, love and lust. It works prerecorded, over the phone and live, the company said. V Entertainment recommends it for screening phone calls, checking the truthfulness of people with whom you deal or gauging romantic interest.

    The display can show each measured parameter in a separate window, with real-time traces of instantaneous measurements while flashing the overall for each parameter, such as "false probable," "high stress" and "SOS." Ultimately, the company plans to offer versions of its detectors for cell phones, dating services, teaching aids, toys and games.

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    1. Re:How it works... by powerlord · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Nemesysco's Poly-Layered Voice Analysis measures 18 parameters of speech in real-time for interrogators at police, military and secret-services agencies. Its accuracy as a lie detector has proven to be less important than its ability to more quickly pinpoint for interrogators where there are problems in a subject's story. Officers then can zero in much more quickly with their traditional interrogation techniques.

      The software measures voice for a variety of parameters including deception, excitement, stress, mental effort, concentration, hesitation, anger, love and lust. It works prerecorded, over the phone and live, the company said. V Entertainment recommends it for screening phone calls, checking the truthfulness of people with whom you deal or gauging romantic interest.

      The display can show each measured parameter in a separate window, with real-time traces of instantaneous measurements while flashing the overall for each parameter, such as "false probable," "high stress" and "SOS." Ultimately, the company plans to offer versions of its detectors for cell phones, dating services, teaching aids, toys and games.

      Interesting. I wonder how it measures up to method acting. ... and politicians.

      I can imagine someone taking a politicians speech and running it through this sort of analysis, especially since it can use recorded audio.

      Heck, start by computing a baseline and run through recordings of previous Presidents, working your way toward the current administration.

      I expect it would make for a very interesting paper (and I expect a footnote, you can contact me for proper attribution. No grant money kickback necessary, but if you need a data-cruncher, I'd be happy to help. :) )

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    2. Re:How it works... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      While I would love to have this, I'd prefer nobody else did. I can use the minesweeper algorithm when I need to, and I know nobody else can do that; I never lie, but I still have my secrets.

    3. Re:How it works... by Silentknyght · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nemesysco's Poly-Layered Voice Analysis... measures voice for a variety of parameters including deception, excitement, stress, mental effort, concentration, hesitation, anger, love and lust. It works prerecorded... Ultimately, the company plans to offer versions of its detectors for cell phones, dating services, teaching aids, toys and games.

      Interesting. I wonder how it measures up to method acting.

      Screw that, you're really just curious if that phone sex girl is into you or not.

      Am I the only one who was expecting a statement from Nemesysco advertising "Our products are for entertainment purposes only." ?

    4. Re:How it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can imagine someone taking a politicians speech and running it through this sort of analysis, especially since it can use recorded audio.

      It would show no stress whatsoever. If a politician is reading from a teleprompter, it is duckspeaking, and not actually thinking about the words it's reading.

      If the politician isn't using a teleprompter, you'd get the same flat-line reading you'd get from any other sociopath. Some sincerely believe their lies, others can switch that belief on for just long enough to get the lie out, and then switch the belief off again as soon as there's an opportunity to gain from breaking whatever promise was uttered.

    5. Re:How it works... by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      I can imagine someone taking a politicians speech and running it through this sort of analysis, especially since it can use recorded audio.

      All it would do is sort the politicians by skill level; really really skillfull politicians and administrators generally construct their positions in such a way so that they are completely honest when the promise nothing, but leave enough room for your gestalt psychlogoy to fill in the blanks and hear promises all over the place.

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    6. Re:How it works... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'd go so far as to say that skilled politicians are somewhat sociopathic in that regard - they can lie without any stress because they see nothing wrong with it and expect to get away with it.

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    7. Re:How it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The software measures voice for a variety of parameters including deception, excitement, stress, mental effort, concentration, hesitation, anger, love and lust. It works prerecorded, over the phone and live, the company said.

      Bull. Fucking. Shit.

    8. Re:How it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nemesysco's Poly-Layered Voice Analysis... measures voice for a variety of parameters including deception, excitement, stress, mental effort, concentration, hesitation, anger, love and lust. It works prerecorded... Ultimately, the company plans to offer versions of its detectors for cell phones, dating services, teaching aids, toys and games.

      Interesting. I wonder how it measures up to method acting.

      Screw that, you're really just curious if that phone sex girl is into you or not.

      Am I the only one who was expecting a statement from Nemesysco advertising "Our products are for entertainment purposes only." ?

      Sorry honey, I don't believe that "mind shattering" orgasm was real. If it had been the dildo would have turned green, instead its red.

    9. Re:How it works... by iluvcapra · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My point is that this isn't lying, it's the listener lying to himself about what he heard... When Reagan said, "Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down this Wall!" he wasn't lying about his unwillingness to tear down the wall himself, he was just phrasing his position in such a way the made everyone hear "OMG Reagan promises to defeat teh sovs!" when in fact Reagan was taking responsibility for no action on his part.

      Just the same, when Obama says "Yes we can close Guantanamo!" he isn't promising to do a goddamn thing, he's just phrasing his aspirations for what America could do in such a way that people hear "OMG Barack is gonna close gitmo!"

      This is not lying, and treating it like it is is just victimology of the voter against eeeeeeevil politicians.

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    10. Re:How it works... by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      Screw that, you're really just curious if that phone sex girl is into you or not.

      I can help you out there: If you could see what she (if she is even really a "she") really looks like, you probably wouldn't want to know.

    11. Re:How it works... by orclevegam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Am I the only one who was expecting a statement from Nemesysco advertising "Our products are for entertainment purposes only." ?

      They couldn't do that as their major contracts are with military, intelligence, and police organizations. Labeling their product as an entertainment device would be to more or less admit that the paper is correct and most likely cost them all of their contracts (and future sales).

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    12. Re:How it works... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      V Entertainment recommends it for ... gauging romantic interest.

      Because a relationship built on a situation where you knowingly or surreptitiously subject your partner's speech to a voice analysis to determine if they like or love you is bound for success, right?

    13. Re:How it works... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Heck, start by computing a baseline and run through recordings of previous Presidents, working your way toward the current administration. I'd skip W though... he might break the machine. Not a man to be misunderestimated!

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    14. Re:How it works... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 3, Informative


      Hey now! I had a friend who used to work as a phone sex operator (genuinely). She was not unattractive. She did, however, read clothing catalogues whilst conducting phone sessions. Presumably a let down to know she was choosing cardigans whilst you got off.

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    15. Re:How it works... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      So it's kinda like playing Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney?

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    16. Re:How it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Officers then can zero in much more quickly with their traditional interrogation techniques."
      How do they filter out the sound of sloshing water?

    17. Re:How it works... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Maybe graphing will help?

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    18. Re:How it works... by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      Ha! I was originally going to answer: No. But then I thought it would generally be funnier to answer the way I did. I've known some women who had great voices, but were as I described. I also knew one who had the deepest voice of anyone (male or female) that I've ever known who was very pretty (and quite petite surprisingly, and she somehow still sounded feminine). I've also worked with a guy who sounded like a woman (but sure didn't look like one!) None of them worked in phone sex (at least when I knew them, as far as I know) but some of them could have.

    19. Re:How it works... by nasor · · Score: 1

      My guess is that the usefulness (if there's any in the first place) would go way down when used on someone who was simply reciting a pre-written/memorized speech.

    20. Re:How it works... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Just the same, when Obama says "Yes we can close Guantanamo!" he isn't promising to do a goddamn thing,

      Exactly. He didn't lie, he just gave his audience the chance to misinterpret his words. If anybody lied, it was his supporters lying to themselves.

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    21. Re:How it works... by smallfeet · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what the 18 parameters could be. I mean, all it has to work with is sound waves, what the heck does this mean? What is it using for a baseline?
      It sure sounds like BS to me.

    22. Re:How it works... by citizenr · · Score: 1

      Nemesysco's Poly-Layered Voice Analysis

      torrent anyone?

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    23. Re:How it works... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1
      But what about this?

      Note: I didn't vote for him and totally disagree with just about everything he stands for. Still, looks like he's following through with his promise, despite the fact that I think it's idiotic.

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    24. Re:How it works... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Pitch, volume, voice cracking, rhythm, and I'm sure there are lots of other variables that can be scanned for patterns in speech. It would be interesting to know what they are.

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    25. Re:How it works... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Note: I didn't vote for him and totally disagree with just about everything he stands for.

      That makes two of us. However, please note that I never said he wouldn't close Gitmo, just that he never actually promised to.

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    26. Re:How it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much.

    27. Re:How it works... by citizenr · · Score: 1

      found torrents, program is called eX-Sense Pro

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    28. Re:How it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or scientologists. Long-term scientologists have spent many hours in a hypnotic state in their 'auditing' sessions, learning how to pass loyalty tests called 'sec checks', relive past lives and believe in complete nonsense like the slaughter of their former souls by the demon Xenu with thermonuclear weapons, and being conditioned to reveal their crimes and sins only to their scientology "auditor", who records the sessions and sends reports to the main base.

      The result is that senior scientologists are nearly impossible to do a reliable polygraph on.

    29. Re:How it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no idea how well this works as a "Lie" detector, but I CAN say this...

      Our call center recently implemented this really slick voice2text system. All calls are sent 2 text in realtime & dumped into a database, along with some voice analysis data based on decible levels, pitch/tone varations, etc.

      The core software is written by some "company" over in Israel, and sold to various governments like the US, Britian, Canada, etc. They also sell the corporate version, which is more than likely stripped down a fair bit.

      We take around 150,000 calls per day on average. I can pull up every call a given employee started getting angry, upset, stressed, nervous, unsure, jovial, etc. I just punch mood & the employee I want. I can even listen to a call, and pull up all calls that had that same voice on it. And it's FAST, it can mine the last 5 years data in a matter of a few seconds or minutes.

      This stuff is so good it's scary, very scary. And the government is using the real version.

      I'm not being a tinfoil hat, and I really do doubt the ability to detect "lies" for example, but this stuff is no joke when it comes to picking up on your general mood just from your voice.

    30. Re:How it works... by sremick · · Score: 5, Funny

      Presumably a let down to know she was choosing cardigans whilst you got off.

      That's ok, I was on the other end reading Slashdot. So we're even.

    31. Re:How it works... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "...start by computing a baseline and run through recordings of previous Presidents, working your way toward the current administration."

      That sounds fascinating. Even if the system is totally bogus, it would be very interesting to *compare* the results on this particular subset of humanity.

      Campaign speeches might be particularly enlightening...

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    32. Re:How it works... by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

      Presumably a let down to know she was choosing cardigans whilst you got off.

      That's ok, I was on the other end reading Slashdot. So we're even.

      Not really. You're out 3.95/min

    33. Re:How it works... by uid7306m · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, if you read the literature on speech research carefully (and there is a lot of it), you'll find that people have tried for years to get emotional information out of recorded speech. With only minor success. So, it becomes pretty obvious that this company is either (a) much better than the rest of the world put together, or (b) wrong.

      Now, researchers have found reasonable correlations between acoustic measurements and excitement. Hesitation, perhaps is obvious (just look for pauses), though what you can measure is that their speech hesitates, which doesn't necessarily they "feel hesitant". It might just mean that they were searching for the right word (concentrating? thinking hard?).

      People have done studies with actors, and you'll find papers out there that claim to identify properties of angry speech. Those papers are probably correct, but you have to remember two things: first, they are generally based on acted emotions, and acted emotions are merely social conventions. Unless you collected data from a customer service help-line, it's really hard to find the hours and hours of angry speech that you'd need to train an analysis system.

      Second, what researchers have done is to work the problem in the easy direction. Tell an actor to emote, and then look for properties of his speech that differ from "normal", "unemotional" speech. The reverse problem -- that Nemesysco has claimed to solve -- is much harder. Not only do you have to say the speech is not "normal", but you have to disentangle which combination of emotions has caused it.

      The other properties have (as far as I am aware) no basis.

      Also, the whole idea of "real-time traces" is, as we say in the trade, rather dubious. It suggests that from (for example) a single /s/ sound, you can read the entire emotional state of a person, which is obviously false. Published research has looked at the average properties of large quantities of emotional speech; you need a lot of speech to get even a small amount of emotional information (e.g. excitement). That's because speech is pretty variable on a syllable-to-syllable basis. Some syllables are stressed, others are not. Pitch tends to rise at the end of questions and fall for statements.

      In fact, that's a good example of the impossibility of real-time analysis. Consider any emotional measurement that depends on pitch. Person is speaking: pitch goes up. Is it going up because they are excited or because they are asking a question? You can't know that until the sentence is over. Similar arguments apply across the board; extracting emotional information on a scale smaller than a sentence is very dubious, because sentence structure can cause a lot of variability in speech which one cannot understand until you see the entire sentence.

      Anyhow, the data it provides will have little to do with any emotional states that can be clearly identified, but doubtless be invaluable for its users to convince themselves of whatever they want to believe.

    34. Re:How it works... by terjeber · · Score: 1

      As someone once cleverly defined
      Politician: An individual with such a thick skin that (s)he can stand upright without a spine.

    35. Re:How it works... by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Like polygraphs the fundamental flaw is that they cannot tell if people are lying only that they think they are lying, or are stressed, or are relaxed ....

      The reason they cannot be used in a court of law is simply that they are not accurate enough to be used as evidence, this is a voice stress analyser and is less reliable than a polygraph and without calibration to a voice is near useless

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    36. Re:How it works... by julesh · · Score: 1

      Nemesysco's Poly-Layered Voice Analysis measures 18 parameters of speech in real-time for interrogators at police, military and secret-services agencies. Its accuracy as a lie detector has proven to be less important than its ability to more quickly pinpoint for interrogators where there are problems in a subject's story. Officers then can zero in much more quickly with their traditional interrogation techniques.

      The software measures voice for a variety of parameters including deception, excitement, stress, mental effort, concentration, hesitation, anger, love and lust. It works prerecorded, over the phone and live, the company said. V Entertainment recommends it for screening phone calls, checking the truthfulness of people with whom you deal or gauging romantic interest.

      Or, according to the article that was pulled, it measures momentary transient signals in the digitized recording that are more likely to be caused by a noisy signal or random[1] combination of multiple frequencies and assigns them into arbitrary classifications using a method that has no known basis in science and was invented by a man with no formal scientific training who prefers to program in (sloppy) Visual Basic. Its only benefit is in making people who are lying nervous about doing so, because they think it might work.

      [1] or at least semi-chaotic, it seems based on a brief analysis.

    37. Re:How it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Oprah would recommend it when u have a cheating husband

    38. Re:How it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd skip W though... he might break the machine.

      Try attaching him to the frog exaggerator instead...

    39. Re:How it works... by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Mom?

    40. Re:How it works... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'd skip W though... he might break the machine. Not a man to be misunderestimated!

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    41. Re:How it works... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I wish the FOSS could do similar detailed analysis with approximately 800 line of Visual Basic!

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    42. Re:How it works... by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I also knew one who had the deepest voice of anyone (male or female) that I've ever known who was very pretty (and quite petite surprisingly, and she somehow still sounded feminine).

      Dr. Girlfriend?

  4. Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 5, Funny

    to refute this libel claim, is a lie detector test :-)

    Oh wait...

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    1. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Lie detectors don't really detect lies. This girl I know has accused me of stalking her again and again after I asked her out; somebody told her he saw me following her around for 2 days afterwards, and she bought into it. She's taken it so seriously, she actually believes her own bullshit, straight through. Put us both on any sort of polygraph or other 'lie detector' and it'll read normal, for two conflicting stories.

    2. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by ender8282 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Don't know the law in the EU but in the US it looks like making a statement in good faith or making a true statement are both defenses. This means that if the scientist has done a reasonable amount of research and believes that the machine is bogus then he will pass the test and wouldn't be held liable for libel.

    3. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lie is intentionally false. What you're describing is not a lie.

    4. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by jgtg32a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It may not go very well for the Scientists.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libel_tourism

    5. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Okay, true. Lie detectors don't detect anti-truth. :)

    6. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by thetorpedodog · · Score: 5, Interesting

      But in the UK, if I'm not mistaken, the burden of proof lies on the accusedâ"that is to say, you have to prove that you're not being libelous (search the page for "burden of proof"). Asinine? Absolutely.

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    7. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by GooberToo · · Score: 5, Informative

      He's right. Lie detectors do not detect lies. They detect stress levels while making a statement which, when measured and compared against a previously established baseline, allows on to *estimate* truthfulness.

      The problem is, if you believe what you are saying is true, you can unknowingly tell a lie and pass.

      The problem is, if you feel no remorse or guilt when lying, you can tell a lie and pass.

      If your normal rest state is one of extreme stress, the difference between your baseline and "lie state" may not indicate you are lying when you are.

      Many types of drugs interfere with lie detectors.

      Lie detectors are not very reliable. There are good reasons lie detectors are not admissible in court. They still make for good investigative tools. Many police detectives do not understand how flawed and easily fooled lie detectors truly are. They are a good tool, that's it.

    8. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by spvo · · Score: 1

      This girl I know has accused me of stalking her again and again.

      For not stalking this girl you sure do seem to keep bumping into her a lot.
      :p

    9. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      That is certainly the case in England. Note that Scotland is a completely different country as far as legal systems are concerned. Northern Ireland is also a different country, but their legal system is fairly similar to England's.

    10. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "liable for libel."

      *golf clap*

    11. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by catxk · · Score: 1

      But they are evidently based on double-speak.

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    12. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Eh, we hang out in the same places. Some of which I got to before she did, and I nearly asked her why the hell she was following me and if she was stalking me when she started bitching.

    13. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Actually, that sounds like fun... put both the device manufacturers and the scientists through the lie detector, and see who more strongly believes in the results. ;)

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    14. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by Larryish · · Score: 1

      In order to defeat a lie detector test, psych yourself up as though you are in danger of being attacked at any moment in order to emulate a "fight-or-flight" response.

      Lean forward very slightly and put your weight on the front of your feet as though you may find it necessary to bolt at a moment's notice and imagine yourself in a very dangerous situation.

      Trying to play "poker-face" is the absolute worst thing that you can do. In doing so, you will give them a perfect baseline and changes will be more easily seen.

    15. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by evanbd · · Score: 1

      If, as the paper claims, they are hardly better than guessing, then how are they even worthy of the title "good tool"?

    16. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, if you believe what you are saying is true, you can unknowingly tell a lie and pass.

      FFS. A lie is a _deliberate_ untruth, you can't unknowingly tell one.

    17. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by julesh · · Score: 1

      He's right. Lie detectors do not detect lies. They detect stress levels while making a statement which, when measured and compared against a previously established baseline, allows on to *estimate* truthfulness.

      The problem is, if you believe what you are saying is true, you can unknowingly tell a lie and pass.

      Amusingly, the Namesysco product apparently has different outputs for 'untruthfulness' and 'inaccuracy'. I dunno how it's supposed to detect inaccuracy, but that's what it claims to be able to do.

    18. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by julesh · · Score: 1

      But in the UK, if I'm not mistaken, the burden of proof lies on the accusedâ"that is to say, you have to prove that you're not being libelous (search the page for "burden of proof"). Asinine? Absolutely.

      Only for the defence of truthfulness; there is also the defence of "honest opinion", which would apply here, for which the truthfulness of the statements does not have to be shown. Statements of fact are not subject to this opinion, but most of the stuff from the paper (like comparing the validity of Namesysco's product to that of astrology) would clearly come under this category.

      IANAL, etc.

    19. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh no, in the US the burden of proof lies on the accused. In the civilised world we're innocent until proven guilty.

    20. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if we put Godel on a lie detector?

    21. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is actually more complicated than that. The person taking the lie detector test must believe the lie detector works. They are set up with baseline questions and a presentation by the giver of the lie detector.

      There is also a jeopardy issue - when the police ask you if you have ever stolen anything, the answer should be yes - it may have been when you were 5, but it was you. Of course, answer honestly, and at your trial the office will testify that you confessed to being a thief.

      There is much material on the web about this. Google The Lie Behind the Lie Detector
      by George W. Maschke
      and Gino J. Scalabrini

      The dirty little secret behind the polygraph "test" is that while the
      polygrapher admonishes the examinee to answer all questions truthfully,
      he secretly assumes that denials in response to certain questionsâ"
      called "control" questionsâ"will be less than truthful.
      An example of a commonly used control question is, "Did you ever lie to get out of trouble?" The polygrapher steers the examinee into a denial by warning, for example, that anyone who would do
      so is the same kind of person who would commit the kind of behavior that is under investigation and then lie about it. But secretly, it is
      assumed that everyone has lied to get out of trouble.

      Recognize that the polygraph "test" is an interrogation. One of the primary interrogation techniques that polygraphers are trained in involves the examiner acting as if he is your friend or an ally against the employer. In actuality, your polygrapherâ(TM)s job is simple: to get you to make damaging admissions.

    22. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Sweden, libel does not apply to companies, you can only do it to a person.

      This link mentions it: http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http://www.journalisten.se/artikel/16848/the-pirate-bay-blev-inte-foertalad

    23. Re:Presumably, all the Swedish researchers need by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Exactly... a lie detector will not detect a lie if YOU believe it is the truth. If I believe the sky is green and take a polygraph test and say the sky is green then it will show that I told the truth even if most people can look up and go "BLUE!".

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  5. Streisand effect strikes again by Zironic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder when companies will realize that trying to silence people in this modern age will just lead to the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect

    1. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by Silentknyght · · Score: 2, Interesting
      truth. From TFA:

      "It was hardly their intention. But since the article was withdrawn, I have received lots of mail and requests for copies of the article. The article would not have been read to this extent if the company had simply ignored it in silence," says Francisco Lacerda to the Dagens Nyheter.

      I also find it funny, and sad, that a Swedish entity caved so easily to a legal threat from outside the country (and from outside the country's legal system).

    2. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The article was published in and withdrawn by "The international journal of speech, language and the law", presumably not a Swedish entity.

    3. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by Zironic · · Score: 4, Informative

      It was a British journal.

    4. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Companies believe money and power makes things go away. They're half right: Money begets power, but the masses have far more power. We already know why: how do you shut down/filter/etc the entire Internet? Threaten me legally and the courts have to release the details of the case to the public; threaten me physically and I'm liable to do it myself.

    5. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by JustinOpinion · · Score: 4, Informative

      I also find it funny, and sad, that a Swedish entity caved so easily to a legal threat from outside the country (and from outside the country's legal system).

      To be clear: the researchers are Swedish, but the publisher which caved to the legal threat was in the UK (Equinox). From TFA:

      In the autumn, Equinox, the British publisher of the magazine, were canvassed by the Israeli company Nemesysco Limited, a manufacturer of lie detectors. Following this the company demanded that the article be withdrawn, which the publishers duly did.

      Your point remains: it's sad that a UK publisher caved so easily to what appears to be a rather baseless accusation. (The article isn't libelous; merely factual.) Luckily the Swedish researchers are doing a good job distributing the information anyways.

    6. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by powerlord · · Score: 1

      truth. From TFA:

      "It was hardly their intention. But since the article was withdrawn, I have received lots of mail and requests for copies of the article. The article would not have been read to this extent if the company had simply ignored it in silence," says Francisco Lacerda to the Dagens Nyheter.

      I also find it funny, and sad, that a Swedish entity caved so easily to a legal threat from outside the country (and from outside the country's legal system).

      Actually, from an english version of the article:http://www.thelocal.se/17188/20090127/

      When Nemesysco Limited, an Israeli company which produces lie detecting equipment, caught wind of the story, the firm contacted Equinox, the journal's British publisher, and demanded the article be withdrawn.

      Its the British Publisher who caved, not the Swedish entity.

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    7. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Well if it was Briton there's no way they would take the chance.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libel_tourism

    8. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once a copy hits the piratebay there will be no stopping it.

    9. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's sad; the poor British always try so hard to be nice to every whinging minority. They feel guilty for their ancestors having a great empire that beat some sense into many backwards peoples.

    10. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by kalirion · · Score: 1

      The problem is that once in a while you'll have a real victim trying to get libelous or whatnot information removed, and they'll be SOL. This isn't the case here of course.

    11. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      "Hmm, what to download today, the 0day Sims 3, or this article from a professional journal on how speech analysis is a flawed 'lie detection' method?"

    12. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by Locke2005 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I also find it funny, and sad, that a Swedish entity caved so easily to a legal threat from outside the country...
      Hey, after seeing what the Israelis did to the residents of Gaza, would YOU want a bunch of Israelis pissed off at YOU?!?

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    13. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by billcopc · · Score: 1

      You would be surprised the kind of things you can find on TPB. It is, after all, a public tracker, meaning anyone can post anything. Not everyone on the internet is a 14-year old warez kiddie.

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    14. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by AnthropomorphicRobot · · Score: 1

      Lawsuits can still be used effectively to silence science. While this may draw temporary attention, it may have a chilling effect on future studies which would have supported the findings.

      Another example - Taser has sued successfully to alter medical records to remove references to Tasers as causes of death. http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Judge_orders_all_references_to_Taser_0504.html or http://www.nationalpost.com/news/world/story.html?id=499151. The streisand effect might be acceptable in the short-term if the lawsuit helps you in the end.

    15. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      Sadly, "our ex-colonies aren't as fucked up as the French/Belgian ex-colonies" isn't exactly high praise.

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    16. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by terjeber · · Score: 2, Informative

      it's sad that a UK publisher caved so easily to what appears to be a rather baseless accusation

      The sad part is not that they caved, they had no choice but to cave. British libel law is absurd in the extreme and tantamount to "accusation equals guilt". It is impossible for the publisher to defend itself.

      Hopefully, some day, Britain and a number of other European countries will learn the meaning of free speech. As of now, most of them have no clue what that means.

      When you allow people with appalling and disgusting opinions to hold them and express them, then, and only then do you have free speech. When someone can accuse you of libel, and it is your, as the accused, job to prove that you what you said was not libel, then you do not have free speech. Or a sane law for that matter - you can't prove a negative.

    17. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Well, these Swedish researchers didn't bomb Israel with an average of two rockets every day for eight years either.

    18. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The reason for that is the messed UK libel laws.

    19. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      The Sims 3 was released??
      I think some girlfriends and a male friend will enjoy me telling them that :)

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    20. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Don't get excited yet, I just used it as a reference because I'd just pre-ordered for my wife. ;) Feb 16, according to Amazon...

    21. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Ah cool thx
      Soon to be leeched then :)

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    22. Re:Streisand effect strikes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like a moderate response to the ongoing act of war of the siege. A true friend of Israel would tell them that they cannot ultimately profit from committing atrocities. Israel will reap what it sows, and the harvest is coming.

      The GP's point stands, though - don't piss off the Israelis, they're berserkers without a care for the consequences of their attacks, neither to themselves or others.

  6. english article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
  7. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess Sweden isn't so neutral. :-P

    1. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess Sweden isn't so neutral.

      Were they ever? Even at their most peaceful periods in history, the Swiss still made them look bad. And during their most successful military history, they managed to flip and sink one of the largest ships of the time. THAT was embarrassing.

    2. Re:Hmm by geobeck · · Score: 1

      No one expects the Swedish Inquisition!

      ...mainly because there isn't one. That's why it's so unexpected, you see?

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  8. A Simple Solution by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Forget the lawsuits. Ask the researchers if they'd be willing to be connected to the lie detectors and to then testify that their research and conclusions were made in good faith.

    If the detectors indicate a lie, the situation doesn't really change. But if the detectors do not indicate a lie, the manufacturer is pretty well cornered.

    1. Re:A Simple Solution by geekoid · · Score: 1

      except that are flawed, so your flipping a coin.

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    2. Re:A Simple Solution by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      No.

      If this "lie detector" stuff is not based on solid scientific ground, then its indication doesn't really matter.

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    3. Re:A Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget the lawsuits. Ask the researchers if they'd be willing to be connected to the lie detectors and to then testify that their research and conclusions were made in good faith.

      While funny, that isn't conclusive. The scientists' research and conclusions can be in good faith, but still be wrong.

      Not that I believe in polygraphs, voice stress analyzers and other crap. They are a complete fraud, with ridiculously high rates of false positives & false negatives.

    4. Re:A Simple Solution by Asmor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that if the lie detector says the scientists are telling the truth, the company can either:

      1. Publicly admit that the scientists are telling the truth.

      2. Publicly claim that the scientists are lying and, thus, also publicly admit that their own lie detectors are faulty.

    5. Re:A Simple Solution by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The lie detectors would indicate the researchers believe their own conclusions and their process, if they didn't evade it. It wouldn't indicate truth or accuracy; but libel doesn't rely on either of those, it relies on malicious intent spreading known falsehoods. The ultimate defense against libel and slander is truth; second that, is believing you speak the truth.

    6. Re:A Simple Solution by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Keep in mind that the company is not merely disputing the results of the research. They are claiming libel, which requires maliciousness or deception on the part of the researchers.

    7. Re:A Simple Solution by JustinOpinion · · Score: 1

      Better yet, ask the manufacturers if they would be willing to bet money (let's say equal to the value of the company) on a simple test: 100 people will be evaluated with your machine; 50 of them will be lying, 50 will not; your machine must score 95% or better.

      Chances are they wouldn't take the bet because they know damn well that their machine is actually no better than random.

    8. Re:A Simple Solution by gzipped_tar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not on the lie detector company's side and I sympathize with the Swedish researchers too. However, you seemed to be taking things black-and-white...

      In reality it is all about probabilistic correlation between "lie-o-meter" readings and subjects' honesty. This correlation may be strong or poor. Lie detectors may work or not. I don't know. But I think it's how this correlation is measured and interpreted that matters. If the instrument company fails to make the measurement and interpretation on science, and further exaggerate it's actual use, that would be fraud. And scientists take fraud very seriously.

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    9. Re:A Simple Solution by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      make the measurement and interpretation on science

      Yup. I mean "make the measurement and interpretation based on scientific practices". I screwed things up when editing the post. Sorry for that.

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    10. Re:A Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Keep in mind that the company is not merely disputing the results of the research. They are claiming libel, which requires maliciousness or deception on the part of the researchers.

      That is true in the USA and most civilized countries, but not in the UK.

      The UK is the easiest place to sue someone for libel and win.

    11. Re:A Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does a fat yank cunt like you know?

    12. Re:A Simple Solution by Xerolooper · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Forget the lawsuits. Ask the researchers if they'd be willing to be connected to the lie detectors and to then testify that their research and conclusions were made in good faith.

      If the detectors indicate a lie, the situation doesn't really change. But if the detectors do not indicate a lie, the manufacturer is pretty well cornered.

      Good, except I would also like to see the Nemesysco guys hooked up. Then ask them to explain how accurate their device is? Admittedly not a productive endeavor but it would be entertaining. Imagine if device said they were lying about the devices accuracy the scientists in the room heads would explode in an infinite logic loop.

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    13. Re:A Simple Solution by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that if the lie detector says the scientists are telling the truth, the company can either:

      How do you know the lie detector will say the scientists are telling the truth? The scientists themselves say its results are the same as chance.

      Your scenario only works if the lie detector works, in which case the scientists are wrong (though not necessarily lying, so we don't get into any paradoxes here).

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    14. Re:A Simple Solution by PaganRitual · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah what you need is two scientists and two doors. One of the scientists always tells the truth, and the other always lies.

      Of course, the answer is that you poison both the drinks, after spending the previous years building up an immunity to the poison.
       
      At least I think that's how it worked.

    15. Re:A Simple Solution by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Informative

      They are claiming libel, which requires maliciousness or deception on the part of the researchers.

      It would if the case were tried in a U.S. court. Since this case involves Swedish scientists criticising an Israeli company in an English journal, I somehow doubt that U.S. rules apply.

      Under English defamation law, defamatory statements are presumed false unless proven true, and the 'actual malice' standard from U.S. jurisprudence is applied quite a bit differently. The much lower bar of simple 'negligence' is all that is required to libel private individuals.

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    16. Re:A Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does a fat yank cunt like you know?

      More than a whinging POME bastard like you.

      Type "libel tourism" into google. It is no coincidence that the UK is the centre for this sort of thing.

    17. Re:A Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm confused. At this point do the company lawyer's heads explode, or does the lie detector explode?

    18. Re:A Simple Solution by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Not in England. In England, the researchers just need to fail to prove that their article was correct.

      People elsewhere in this thread talk about "UK law" and "British law". Neither of these things exist.

    19. Re:A Simple Solution by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Ask the researchers if they'd be willing to be connected to the lie detectors ...

      The scientists would be fools to do this. The machines would be operated by people trained by the company, and whose jobs depend on maintaining the belief that the machines are actually measuring truthfulness. And nobody but those operators would be qualified to judge the validity of the outcome.

      This pretty much guarantees that the outcome would be against the victims, uh, I mean the scientists.

      It doesn't take a genius to understand this. All it takes is someone with the sense to understand what it means to be judged by someone who feels that you are threatening them.

      To use the canonical auto analogy: Agreeing to being judged by the operators of this machine would be much like taking your car to an auto dealer and asking them to decide whether you need a new car.

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    20. Re:A Simple Solution by julesh · · Score: 1

      The much lower bar of simple 'negligence' is all that is required to libel private individuals.

      Yes, although libelling a company is generally harder (the degree of what is considered fair comment is wider in scope) and I suspect if the scientists were doing their job even remotely properly it would be extremely hard to show negligence: they should have reams of documentation describing how they came to their conclusions, which should be more than adequate to satisfy a court that they weren't negligent.

    21. Re:A Simple Solution by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

      Except that if the lie detector says the scientists are telling the truth, the company can either:
      1. Publicly admit that the scientists are telling the truth.
      2. Publicly claim that the scientists are lying and, thus, also publicly admit that their own lie detectors are faulty.

      Why do that when they can detect a lie and:
      3. Publicly claim that the scientists are lying, sue for profit, and demonstrate that their machines are perfect!

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    22. Re:A Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh...

      From CopaceticOpus's original post:

      If the detectors indicate a lie, the situation doesn't really change.

      I'm not sure if Slashdot is failing at reading comprehension, critical thinking, or both. But it's really annoying.

    23. Re:A Simple Solution by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The observations of the researcher's article are quite specific, and the manufacturer's could easily disprove them if their arguments were in fact supported in the scientific literature as the manufacturer's claim.

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  9. Suits suck by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm so glad my employer lets me come in casual every day.

  10. !liedetector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a "lie detector." That's the point.

  11. Clench your toes and hold your breath. by Cathoderoytube · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's apparently fairly easy to fool a lie detector, and it's gotten to the point now where lie detector tests can't be submitted as evidence in court because they're so unreliable. Mind you, they still have a use on Maury to determine who's been cheating on who. That's always entertaining.

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    1. Re:Clench your toes and hold your breath. by dk90406 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You are thinking about the normal sweat and heart rate measuring detectors. The article is about voice stress analysis detectors.
      Insurance companies are using your voice over the phone, to test if your are lying. Strangely the companies claim that most of their customers are.
      Go figure...

    2. Re:Clench your toes and hold your breath. by gandhi_2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      gotten to the point now where

      It got that point sometime in the 1920's in almost all states, since polygraphs didn't meet the Frye Standard for evidence. Basically, in the scientific community at-large thinks you are full of shit, you are de-fact full of shit.

      Now we use the Daubert Standard, that looks at relevance and peer-reviewed reliability.

    3. Re:Clench your toes and hold your breath. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had recently gotten into an accident, you'd be lying if your voice didn't show any signs of stress.

    4. Re:Clench your toes and hold your breath. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahah
            unreLIEable

      ha.

    5. Re:Clench your toes and hold your breath. by catxk · · Score: 0

      Basically, in the scientific community at-large thinks you are full of shit, you are de-fact full of shit.

      Although I'm siding with the researches here (one should always side with the researchers) what you're saying is wrong and dangerous. There's plenty of research on the subject, and I believe the general consensus among the scientific community at large agrees on the dangers of the literally mind boggling self-prevailing power of dominating discourses.

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    6. Re:Clench your toes and hold your breath. by gandhi_2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am sort of paraphrasing the Frye standard...not talking about my beliefs. I'm not saying anything.

      I take the Frye standard's meaning to agree with you and the researchers. Scientists always doubted ploygraphic evidence...that's why it was inadmissible in so many courts.

      general consensus among the scientific community at large agrees on the dangers of the literally mind boggling self-prevailing power of dominating discourses

      You just said that the general consensus is that general consensuses are dangerous.

    7. Re:Clench your toes and hold your breath. by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      that's ok, i do all my business through a microphone> speech recognition > TTS > phone chain

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    8. Re:Clench your toes and hold your breath. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, what to beleive? I are bork. Download teh patch.

      (ok so not necessarily a paradoxical statement, but still)

    9. Re:Clench your toes and hold your breath. by catxk · · Score: 1

      I know, I was being funny. Or I wasn't, the fact was.

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  12. E-meter by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess it's back to using an E-meter or flipping a coin to see who is telling the truth. :)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-meter

    1. Re:E-meter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I guess it's back to using an E-meter or flipping a coin to see who is telling the truth. :)

      I'm going to have to go with the coin on this one.

    2. Re:E-meter by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "I guess it's back to using an E-meter or flipping a coin to see who is telling the truth."

      A properly calibrated E-meter will always find that whoever flips the most coins is telling the truth.

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  13. Stupid kooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose if any of these go to court scientists are going be forced to take a lie detector test to disprove the validity of their findings?

    We can all play this game can't we? Perhaps the faeries or some deity made the scientist publish against their will all that'd be needed for a win in court would be to falsify the unfalsifyable and plain absurd?

    Game on!

  14. I have some software for you. by professorguy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    My poly-layered ectoplasmic analysis software measures 22 parameters of ESP in real-time for psychics. It's accuracy is not proven, but it lets psychics more quickly pinpoint where there are problems in psychic emanations. Officiating psychics can zero in much more quickly with their traditional testing techniques.

    .

    Hey, look! I can blast buzzwords and pretend my software works too!

    So how much would you pay? Wait, don't answer because this can flash the overall value for each parameter in a separate window! Now how much would you pay?

    ...boneheads...

    1. Re:I have some software for you. by AtomicJake · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points ...

      Chapeau!

    2. Re:I have some software for you. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      My poly-layered ectoplasmic analysis software measures 22 parameters of ESP in real-time for psychics. It's accuracy is not proven, but it lets psychics more quickly pinpoint where there are problems in psychic emanations.

      Harold Ramis ... is that you?

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    3. Re:I have some software for you. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      So your saying that emotions definitely can't be detected in people's voices?

    4. Re:I have some software for you. by philspear · · Score: 1

      Hey, look! I can blast buzzwords and pretend my software works too!

      To be fair, there is a chance that the program actually does work in those other ways he mentioned. A description of something that is crawling with buzzwords and empty phrases can still be true. The abstract of the pulled paper says that the "stress" and "deception" detectors didn't work, not that the thing didn't do the other functions this slimeball company did.

      Unlikely is a different story, that post was nauseating, and this company uses scare tactics to try to hide the fact that they're liars, but let's not let scientific method give way to knee jerk reactions.

    5. Re:I have some software for you. by wild_berry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think he's saying that they can't reliably be detected. I heard that there's a whole profession of people whose job concerns conveying emotion and filling roles in entirely made-up sequences of events. They're called 'actors'.

    6. Re:I have some software for you. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Not with the degree of accuracy necessary to actually differentiate deception, excitement, stress, mental effort, concentration, hesitation, anger, love and lust. At most, they really gauge "more emotional" and "less emotional", and the claim that it can be directly correlated with what's being spoken at the time is specious.

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  15. Abstract... by BigGar' · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's the abstract of the article from http://www.equinoxjournals.com/ojs/index.php/IJSLL/article/view/3775

    ABSTRACT

    A lie detector which can reveal lie and deception in some automatic and perfectly reliable way is an old idea we have often met with in science fiction books and comic strips. This is all very well. It is when machines claimed to be lie detectors appear in the context of criminal investigations or security applications that we need to be concerned. In the present paper we will describe two types of âoedeceptionâ or âoestress detectors" (euphemisms to refer to what quite clearly is known as âoelie detectorsâ). Both types of detection are claimed to be based on voice analysis but we found no scientific evidence to support the manufacturersâ(TM) claims. Indeed, our review of scientific studies will show that these machines perform at chance level when tested for reliability. Given such results and the absence of scientific support for the underlying principles it is justified to view the use of these machines as charlatanry and we argue that there are serious ethical and security reasons to demand that responsible authorities and institutions should not get involved in such practices.

    I wasn't able to find a copy of the paper itself.

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    1. Re:Abstract... by novakyu · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think the authors are in part responsible for the manufacturer's response. Words like "charlatanry" doesn't really belong in a scientific paper.

      If the authors simply published their findings, that these machines do not work better compared to random guessing, and let the results stand for themselves, then regardless of how much the manufacturer disliked and disagreed with the researchers' findings, he would have had no grounds for a libel suit (and the journal/publisher would have seen that right away).

      Scientists shouldn't let their moral judgment and scientific work mix.

    2. Re:Abstract... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't able to find a copy of the paper itself.

      Unless you make it all the way down to the second sentence of the summary.

    3. Re:Abstract... by Improv · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This isn't moral judgement. It's a normal conclusion based on their research. Things like this happen all the time in science - it would not be at all out of place in the conclusions part of their paper.

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    4. Re:Abstract... by UnixUnix · · Score: 1
      A copy of the paper, minus formatting, can be found starting a little before the middle of the page at http://74.125.77.132/search?q=cache:Vp3JQ0OmDikJ:www.scribd.com/doc/9673590/Eriksson-Lacerda-2007+Lacerda+Eriksson+forensic&hl=el&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=gr&client=firefox-a

      I find it highly objectionable that a scientific paper has been silenced and (almost) removed from the Web instead of countered by scientific arguments -- if such exist.

    5. Re:Abstract... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Here's another copy. This copy is, appropriately enough, made accessible thanks to the efforts of a Swedish organisation.

    6. Re:Abstract... by novakyu · · Score: 1

      It's a normal conclusion based on their research.

      I wouldn't call "charlatanry" any part of a normal conclusion.

      Would you consider words like "crackpot", "imbecile", "con artist", and "habitual liar" to belong in a normal conclusion in a research paper, assuming that these statements do have some factual backing?

      There is a line between insulting someone and presenting facts that are unfavorable to someone. The former can be sued for libel (although, thankfully in the U.S. the standard for a successful libel suit is fairly high), the latter is legitimate scholarly activity.

    7. Re:Abstract... by Improv · · Score: 1

      I can't think of circumstances where "imbecile" would be appropriate - in psychology the term used to have a defined meaning, but that's long past.

      "crackpot", like "charlatan", would most likely only be useful when criticising (peer review or combating something that manages to get published somewhere it shouldn't) fringe science that's done in a way that suggests that the practitioner is not knowledgable/committed to the practice of scientific standards of inquiry or is being blatantly dishonest (respectively). Crackpot would likely be more out-of-place in a paper (although more because peer review and academic practice ideally filters out papers where it would apply, and papers only rarely comment on or build on research that is not peer reviewed). I would not be at all surprised to see papers that refute parts of Steven Wolfram's "New Kind of Science" to use the word crackpot, it being the rare work that's managed to achieve prominence in intellectual circles while avoiding peer review and being bad science.

      "Charlatan" and "crackpot" certainly would not be thrown around as much in a paper as they would be in a debate - papers are expected to be data-driven, with the conclusion (and possibly abstract) being the most likely places these would show up. It is possible to use these terms in ways that would not be inappropriate in a paper though - academic papers are not sterile.

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    8. Re:Abstract... by BranMan · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I can certainly see why the manufacturers responded as they did - how could they not, given that they are selling those machines? However, If I had performed what I considered rigorous scientific testing of two different (and I assume expensive) 'lie detector' machines and found them no better than a random guess, I would have published much stronger words than just 'charlatanry'.

    9. Re:Abstract... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here:
      http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4681630

  16. To catch you lying about my lying machine by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

    An Israeli company is saying that Swedes are lying about how easy it is to fool a machine capable of detecting lying. But the Swedes are publishing results that meet the standard of good science: verifiable and repeatable.

    I'm goin with the Swedes on this...

  17. Amazingly good online translation by kiscica · · Score: 1

    Actually, my first reaction on reading the article was "holy *&#$&*#*$, this is amazingly good for an automated translation."
    Looks like Google's making some serious statistical-translation progress. Mindblowing.

    1. Re:Amazingly good online translation by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 1

      Or that Swedish syntax and expressions are amazingly similar to English.

    2. Re:Amazingly good online translation by gzipped_tar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I guess that's because English and Swedish share a lot of common roots... both are languages of Germanic peoples... Anyway it's my guess that falls within the category of "folk linguistics" :-)

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    3. Re:Amazingly good online translation by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Actually, my first reaction on reading the article was "holy *&#$&*#*$, this is amazingly good for an automated translation."

      I thought exactly the same thing. I had to check the url bar a few times.

      Ofcourse there were a few places where sentences weren't grammatical, bit still, I'm very impressed.

    4. Re:Amazingly good online translation by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      I was really surprised about it as well. I think there are two factors here:

      1) Swedish and English are not too far from each other in terms of syntax and so on (as others have mentioned.

      2) The translated article was hit by slashdot, and I suspect a lot of Swedish-talking people have helped Google with the translation. Of course, here it also helps that a lot of Swedes are good at English, and therefore able to help.

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  18. Nemesysco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    As in, Nemesys co, as in Nemesis Co? Man, I sure wouldn't work for my nemesis. These scientists should have seen it coming.

  19. Underlying technology by RDW · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's probably because the scientists' bullshit detector infringed on Nemesysco's patents.

    1. Re:Underlying technology by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      They have probably just put one of these on a microphone...
      http://banderasnews.com/howto/bullshit.htm

      Who needs lie detectors?

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  20. Should be pulled off the market.. by kabocox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know lie detectors have only been more of toys or threats than really useful tools. A trained questioner doesn't need a lie detector. A lie detector is more for them to let you know that they are almost positive that you've lied on the subject.

    There are folks that want lie detectors to work like in the movies or have it on their cell phones so that they know when the other person is lying. They'd hate to have it used on them though. I have news for you.

    Everyone has a built-in lie detector. It's just how well that it's been trained to work. How would the world be different if we gave elementary school kids the same questioning for lies tools that are usually taught to police detectives? Short answer; not too different. They'd just know faster when the teachers are lost and clueless, and any attempts to bring new information that you know the teacher doesn't have would just be punished faster. We would get politicians that are even better at lying though.

    1. Re:Should be pulled off the market.. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      How would the world be different if we gave elementary school kids the same questioning for lies tools that are usually taught to police detectives?

      Very little. When a teacher explains that passing out copies of Ubuntu is piracy, he's not lying; he's a misinformed jackass. I think that honest jackasses outnumber liars by a wide margin, and that we're far better off teaching critical thinking (of which lie detection is just a subset).

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    2. Re:Should be pulled off the market.. by kabocox · · Score: 1

      How would the world be different if we gave elementary school kids the same questioning for lies tools that are usually taught to police detectives?

      Very little. When a teacher explains that passing out copies of Ubuntu is piracy, he's not lying; he's a misinformed jackass. I think that honest jackasses outnumber liars by a wide margin, and that we're far better off teaching critical thinking (of which lie detection is just a subset).

      I think that they are both the same thing. The difference is that being able to tell when some one is directly lying to you generally might come in "handier" to you than generic "critical thinking" would. The problem is those that are honest fanatics on their subject. That applies to religious folks, teachers, and sales clerks. Your built-in lie detector pretty much tells you that they believe what they are saying. Then you've got to actually think. I'd say that critical thinking is "hard."

      We don't really want to find or look at holes in the religious doctrine that we taught. We want to believe that teachers have all the answers. We trust sales clerks to know just enough about their products to get the average customer to buy it and nothing more. About the only time that we actually turn on our critical thinking with sales men is with buying a car or house and then your brain turns to mush by being overloaded.

      We know how we work; we just don't really want to look closely at any given thing because it breaks our illusions.

    3. Re:Should be pulled off the market.. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no No NO!

      People can look at things that are typical in a lie, but those same things can bec asued by many other sources.

      People do NOT have a built in lie detector, and believing that makes you a target for scams.
      "He .looked me in the eye"
      "He had a firm hand shake"
      "He seemed calm"
      and so on.

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  21. Ever take one of these? by scotts13 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ever take a lie detector test? Years back, a prospective employer sent me for one. Unlike most people, I actually read the release they asked me to sign, and discovered: 1. I'd be giving up the right to challenge the results of the test, by any manner, and 2. The testing agency reserved the right to sell the results of the test, good or bad, to ANYONE, in perpetuity. Does this sound ethical, or as though they trust their own test? I told them to stuff the test, and the job. The next day, I was called about the position, and explained I could not, in conscience, acquiesce to the polygraph test. They said, "Oh, don't worry about that, we get it if we can, but it doesn't mean anything. Welcome aboard!"

    1. Re:Ever take one of these? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that even asking a prospective employee to do that (let alone making it a condition for employment) was illegal. Maybe that's a new law or maybe it doesn't exist at all.

    2. Re:Ever take one of these? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I'd still be wary of working for a company that subjects people to that kind of release form. Or lie detector tests, for that matter.

    3. Re:Ever take one of these? by unixluv · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are exceptions in the Federal Government (including DOD) that allows it.

      Evidently, former President George "Stalin" Bush thought it was a good idea to expand the program.

      http://antipolygraph.org/blog/?p=212

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    4. Re:Ever take one of these? by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      I'd still be wary of working for a company that subjects people to that kind of release form. Or lie detector tests, for that matter.

      They obviously use it as a ruse to find people who are confident enough in their potential value as employees to refuse to take the test.

      I'm cool with that.

    5. Re:Ever take one of these? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Welcome aboard!"

      Sounds like you passed the test.

    6. Re:Ever take one of these? by aleph42 · · Score: 1

      Would you mind telling us which company his was? Unless they also got you to sign an NDA on this of course.

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    7. Re:Ever take one of these? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      I'd still be wary of working for a company that subjects people to that kind of release form. Or lie detector tests, for that matter.

      Why, they got some good information out of asking for all that:

      1. Candidate obviously reads and understands the material given to him.

      2. Candidate knows that polygraph tests are nonsense.

      Captch: evidence. Heh.

    8. Re:Ever take one of these? by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      I took one for a job once. A convenience store chain I worked at (thankfully long ago when I was young) used these whenever they had inventory problems at any of their stores. It was an infuriating experience because you worry about it for days before the test and they don't just ask you about whether you stole anything (I hadn't), they expand the questions far beyond the original scope. They also tend to repeat questions if they have a questionable answer that they'd like to investigate. To make a long story short, one of the questions they asked me was whether I had ever lied to a supervisor and I lied on the test and said no. Obviously I had lied to a supervisor (called in sick to go out and party instead, etc.) but they never asked the question again. They also told me I passed the test later. That's when I realized the lie detector's true purpose. It is to get you so paranoid about being "caught in a lie" that you admit to something voluntarily instead. Dumb logic I know, but I have no fear of them if I encounter them again. It's an intimidation technique at best, and as long as you stick with your story and realize they can't KNOW that you're lying then you will relax and do fine.

  22. Swedish Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SmurgenFlurgenLawyerBorken

    Bork Bork Bork

    A new Muppet Character.

  23. Easy... by Nicopa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Easy solution: the scientists should agree to undergo an interview in which they would be asked if they have proof of what they are saying. A lie detector provided by this Nemesys Co. would then detect if they are lying or not.

    1. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, the lie detector is provided by the people who want to show that you are lying.

      Does it have a switch on the side that makes the 'lying' light come on?

  24. Lie detectors are ruining the Torture Industry! by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Funny

    If lie detectors *really* worked, we wouldn't have to torture so many people, would we? We'd just hook them up to the lie detector, and ask them questions, like, "Will the LHC discover the Higgs boson?", and then we would know if they were guilty or not.

    The US could close down Guantanamo in a fortnight.

    But then the Torture Industry would need a bailout.

    Or maybe the Torture Industry should just get a cut of every lie detector sold?

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    1. Re:Lie detectors are ruining the Torture Industry! by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      If they worked we could do away with trial by jury - just hook them up and ask "did you kill your wife?" and if the detector says they did then throw them in jail for 20 years.

    2. Re:Lie detectors are ruining the Torture Industry! by dkf · · Score: 1

      If they worked we could do away with trial by jury - just hook them up and ask "did you kill your wife?" and if the detector says they did then throw them in jail for 20 years.

      Wouldn't work so well if the person being questioned believed at the time that they did not. (Now, if lie detectors were accurately named, they'd be called "stress detectors", but lies are not the only source of stress in a courtroom...)

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    3. Re:Lie detectors are ruining the Torture Industry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If lie detectors *really* worked, we wouldn't have to torture so many people, would we? We'd just hook them up to the lie detector, and ask them questions, like, "Will the LHC discover the Higgs boson?", and then we would know if they were guilty or not.

      The US could close down Guantanamo in a fortnight.

      But then the Torture Industry would need a bailout.

      Or maybe the Torture Industry should just get a cut of every lie detector sold?

      Just enact legislation that says it's illegal to use a lie detector unless you have a certification requiring prior torture experience...

      Oh wait then every married woman would qualify. Never mind.

    4. Re:Lie detectors are ruining the Torture Industry! by kalirion · · Score: 1

      If lie detectors *really* worked, we wouldn't have to torture so many people, would we? We'd just hook them up to the lie detector, and ask them questions, like, "Will the LHC discover the Higgs boson?", and then we would know if they were guilty or not.

      Even if lie detectors worked, that wouldn't force the suspect to actually say anything.

      And the Higgs boson will be swallowed by a micro black hole before the LHC has the chance to detect anything :)

    5. Re:Lie detectors are ruining the Torture Industry! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      No what we really need is a truth serum. Its more direct that way but don't hand out any overdoses because the results can be very bad as DNA pointed out some years ago.

    6. Re:Lie detectors are ruining the Torture Industry! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      And the Higgs boson will be swallowed by a micro black hole before the LHC has the chance to detect anything :)

      Thats okay we've got plenty of spare Bosons.

    7. Re:Lie detectors are ruining the Torture Industry! by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      But then the Torture Industry would need a bailout.

      Bail out the torture industry!

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    8. Re:Lie detectors are ruining the Torture Industry! by SpottedKuh · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the Torture Industry should just get a cut of every lie detector sold?

      Nah, just give them a cut of everyone caught lying! :)

    9. Re:Lie detectors are ruining the Torture Industry! by dbIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Torture doesn't work either except as a tool to get somebody to admit to things you've already decided you want them to admit to or as a tool of terror. That is why the KGB used it. One classic is the guy that admitted to blowing up more trains than the USSR had at the time. Another classic is the "evidence" of Saddams involvement in 911 being the ravings of a drowning man and getting presented to the UN to show the world that the US administration no longer cared about truth or the rule of law.

    10. Re:Lie detectors are ruining the Torture Industry! by julesh · · Score: 1

      Torture doesn't work either except as a tool to get somebody to admit to things you've already decided you want them to admit to or as a tool of terror.

      Which, interestingly, is about all a lie detector is useful for as well: as a prop to convince somebody you know they're lying. It's a persuasion device, not an analytical one.

    11. Re:Lie detectors are ruining the Torture Industry! by locofungus · · Score: 1

      Torture doesn't work either except as a tool to get somebody to admit to things you've already decided you want them to admit to or as a tool of terror. That is why the KGB used it.

      Russian Professor: "Who wrote chaika?" (the seagull)
      Student: "I don't know".
      Professor: "Useless. Incompetent."

      One week later
      Professor: "Name a work by Chekhov"
      Student: "I don't know any"
      Professor: "Get out and learn something about Russian literature"

      Another week later.
      Professor: "An easy question. Who wrote War and Peace?"
      Student: "Err... I don't know."
      pause
      Student: "But I do know something."
      Professor: "Yes?"
      Student: "It wasn't me"
      Professor: "GET OUT!"

      professor walks out of class muttering under his breath.
      KGB officer: "Professor. Is there a problem?"
      Professor: "Just one of my students."
      KGB officer: "Oh? Is he criticising the rodina?"
      Professor: "Nothing like that. I just asked him who wrote War and Peace. And you know what he said?"
      KGB officer: "No?"
      Professor: "IT WASN'T ME! He said he knew something. He said he knew he hadn't written War and Peace."
      KGB officer: "Hmmm. I can see that's a bit of a problem student."
      Professor: "Indeed!"

      one month later
      KGB officer: "Professor. You remember that student who said he hadn't written War and Peace."
      Professor: "Yes?"
      KGB officer: "We've been talking to him. It's taken a month but he has finally admitted that he did write War and Peace."

      Tim.

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  25. E-meter Alternatives by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps we should bring back Trail by Ordeal [fire, water, combat, rabid wolverine] as a means of determining truth. Give them each a broadsword and let Odin decide who's telling the truth. Besides cutting back on this sort of dispute, it might make for an excellent (or at least revenue generating ) reality teevee series.

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    1. Re:E-meter Alternatives by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we should bring back Trail by Ordeal

      Didn't we just give that up?

  26. There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by jeko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Polygraphs, voice stress analyzers, coin flips, sticking your hand in the statue's mouth and Scientology's "E-Meters" all share the same validity in catching lies -- basically none. It's all pretend "science" with cool moving needles and wires, but you might as well be watching a seismograph for all the good it does you. It simply gives government agencies and insurance companies an excuse to call you a liar. "Hey, don't look at me, the MACHINE says you're lying..."

    Now FOX has this propaganda puff piece for the TSA called "Lie to Me" going where an actor I like is helping spread nonsense I can't stand.

    Can you imagine the revolution society would undergo if "voice stress analyzers" actually worked? "I did not have sex with that woman!" BZZZ! "Saddam Hussein is building nuclear weapons!" BZZZ! "The 700 billion will be wisely spent!" BZZZZ! "I was misquoted!" BZZZ!

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    1. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      "I did not have sex with that woman!" BZZZ!

      The full quote was "I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinski." Which, if Bill were actually addressing Monica and referring to Hillary might have been true.

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    2. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a bit of 'Lie to Me' last night... the scene had that actor you like discredit a voice stress analyzer.

    3. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Polygraphs, voice stress analyzers, coin flips, sticking your hand in the statue's mouth and Scientology's "E-Meters" all share the same validity in catching lies -- basically none. It's all pretend "science" with cool moving needles and wires, but you might as well be watching a seismograph for all the good it does you. It simply gives government agencies and insurance companies an excuse to call you a liar. "Hey, don't look at me, the MACHINE says you're lying..."

      Oh, all those things (including the seismograph) can have quite a bit of validity at catching lies... if the person being interrogated believes they are valid lie-catchers. As a psychological tool in the hands of an interrogator skilled in the 'old fashioned' method of detecting lies, they can be quite handy.

      That's about the only use a polygraph has. Enough people don't know what crocks they are that they may be convinced that their lies have been or will be discovered by the machine and spill the truth. I've even heard of a detective faking it by using a non-functional box, with a concealed switch that made red and green lights come on. He made it flash red when he thought the suspect was lying, and well he was right enough that the suspect panicked and confessed.

      Of course, if an empty box and a hand switch work equally well as the 'real thing', that kinda defeats the need for polygraph vendors and their expensive toys. Thus this kind of lawsuit.

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    4. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by greg_barton · · Score: 4, Informative

      Now FOX has this propaganda puff piece for the TSA called "Lie to Me" going...

      Have you actually watched the show? If anything there's constant disdain for lie detectors and other mechanical lie detection techniques, favoring microexpression interpretation. I'd hardly call it propaganda, just a cross between "The Mentalist" type shows and CSI.

    5. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine the revolution society would undergo if "voice stress analyzers" actually worked?

      O_o You're not seriously suggesting we'd have honest politicians, are you???

    6. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's all pretend "science" with cool moving needles and wires, but you might as well be watching a seismograph for all the good it does you.

      Not true! Seismographs give you useful information.

    7. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by AhtirTano · · Score: 1

      I agree the show isn't propaganda. They ran a news piece on the Fox News at 10 immediately following the premier saying that the approach probably doesn't work. I just took it as an attempt to get another police procedural on Fox with a unique twist, like Bones.

    8. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by amchugh · · Score: 1

      Watch "Lie to Me", they do a pretty good job of explaining the limitations of the science (with a bit of glossing over now and then). Also, fMRI's may turn out to be functional lie detectors for intentional fabrications (as opposed to accidental or delusional).

    9. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I first have to speak, before I can be said to be lying, and as I have the right to remain silent, give my lawyer the test, and kiss my ass.

    10. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "if the person being interrogated believes they are valid lie-catchers"

      That is BS. In questioning, the tactic depends on the goal. If you want truth, you basically stress your subjects, find certain patterns in their statements (lots of literature on that in certain libraries and schools), and work from there.

      "Miracle" technologies don't exist, can't set or see context, and can't even tell if your subject is nervous because of lying, of being scared of the beatings later on, or just because they didn't get a chance to pee for a while.

      The person who is in charge of questioning has to make the call. Every time. And for that, they have to know the statements and the subject. Nothing else works.

      Wrapping it in scientific mumbo-jumbo may work in teh movies, but if your work is in the business of finding out facts, this "machinery" is of no use whatsoever.

      Ask people with experience if you can.

    11. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      That is BS.... "Miracle" technologies don't exist

      Der der der... Yeah. I'm saying it's nothing more than a prop, not an actual lie detector, which is why the very non-miracle very fake no-machinery version "worked" just as well.

      You actually thought I was defending the "machinery" by saying it's as effective as a seismograph? BAW HAW HAW.

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    12. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agent Smith: How are you going to get a lawyer, if you're a terrorist?

    13. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you say they are useful. they aren't, and you're clueless. so what?

    14. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

      That's the conclusion that a Canadian Judicial Inquiry came to, anyway.

      I'm too lazy to look for the link, but antipolygraph.org probably has it, anyway, one of the conclusions the judge came to was that you could probably replace the polygraph with a purely theatrical device and get about the same results.

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    15. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >an interrogator skilled in the 'old fashioned' method of detecting lies

      Nope, same category.

    16. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now FOX has this propaganda puff piece for the TSA called "Lie to Me" going where an actor I like is helping spread nonsense I can't stand.

      That's nothing. Some years ago, FOX had this propaganda puff piece for NASA called "Star Trek: The Next Generation" staring an actor I liked spreading nonsense about "intergalactic space travel", "warp drive", "worm holes" and other such nonsense.

    17. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      You're too stupid to understand that I wasn't saying they are useful in the sense of being functional devices, so your opinion means nothing.

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    18. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, but I seem to recall that he had asked for a definition of sex which the questioner then defined in a way that did not include the BJ.

      OTOH Clinton authorized extraordinary renditions to countries that torture, bombed a pharmaceutical plant, killing a janitor, committed the US military to defending Albanian terrorists committing ethnic cleansing, stuck up for Reno's massacre in Waco, gutted Glass-Stegall, thus inevitably causing the current depression, and exchanged the already minimal human welfare safety-net for ten times as much in corporate giveaways. Not so funny.

    19. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      Oh, and lest we forget, Clinton also killed half a million Iraqi preschoolers with sanctions on water-treatment chemicals and equipment.

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    20. Re:There is no such thing as a "Lie Detector" by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Of course, it has been shown that under that kind of mental duress people will confess to things they didn't do.

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  27. Anti-Semitism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was extremely tasteless and irresponsible for the Swedes to publish this, especially considering the fact that two days ago was Holocaust day. Shame on them for insulting the victims, killing them a second time. Being a Holocaust fundamentalist, I ask everybody to join me in boycotting everything Swedish.

    1. Re:Anti-Semitism by OpenSourceOfAllEvil · · Score: 1

      No, it's anti-sham-itism. I am currently boycotting all shams.

  28. Real reason for the suit by stephencrane · · Score: 1

    "It's not a lie if you believe it, Jerry."

  29. This is Old News by unixluv · · Score: 1

    http://antipolygraph.org/lie-behind-the-lie-detector.pdf

    We've known the truth for years. Polygraphs are inadmissible in court for good reasons.

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    1. Re:This is Old News by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      This story isn't about a polygraph though, it is instead about a program that analyzes a person's voice to pick out stress/hesitation/etc. I bet more people can beat this method than the already-flawed polygraph though, so I bet it will be just as inadmissable.

    2. Re:This is Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know someone who is applying for a job with the FBI and has to take a lie detector test.

      I know of another case where the FBI wanted an applicant's 10-year address history. They then had a problem: they went to the COLLEGE RESIDENCE HALL that said applicant lived in NINE YEARS AGO, and guess what? Nobody there knew her! Sounds like they're competing with the TSA for competence.

    3. Re:This is Old News by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      a program that analyzes a person's voice to pick out stress/hesitation/etc.

            OMG you mean that MTV show is REAL?

            heh

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    4. Re:This is Old News by unixluv · · Score: 1

      Its still old news, and the website I linked to has video and more on the OP.

      https://antipolygraph.org/cgi-bin/forums/YaBB.pl?num=1229445968

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    5. Re:This is Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This story isn't about a polygraph though, it is instead about a program that analyzes a person's voice to pick out stress/hesitation/etc. I bet more people can beat this method than the already-flawed polygraph though, so I bet it will be just as inadmissable.

      More people could beat this than a polygraph?

      Sure. If they all happen to be Stephen Wright.

  30. Soudns familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Premier [Diebold]? ES&S? Sequoia? Names sound familiar?

    This is the exact same stunt that the voting systems vendors do whenever anybody finds a security vulnerability in a voting system.

    IIRC, Taser International has also been known to use legal action to silence reports of Tasers causing deaths.

  31. quick! by crazybit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    send this to Mythbusters, i'll like to see that company tying to sue them.

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    1. Re:quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, Mythbusters showed you can fool an FMRI, the most advanced so called lie-detector out there. What is criminal, IMO, is that companies are using these fraudulent devices to make real world decisions that adversely affect peoples lives.

    2. Re:quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      send this to Mythbusters, i'll like to see that company tying to sue them.

      They did.
      http://mythbustersresults.com/episode93

    3. Re:quick! by bigmouth_strikes · · Score: 1

      Well, Mythbusters have already caved from corporate pressure at least once, pulling a segment on credit cards, so they'd do it again.

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  32. yeah, it is getting pretty good by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know about Swedish, but I use Google translate for Chinese and Arabic translations into English a lot ,and they've gotten notably better in some places over the past year.

    MT system performance is often very dependent on language genre. They tend to be good at translating news because news text has been a big focus of NLP training corpus development. It's a pretty well controlled genre (you don't get a lot of random slang or neologisms, non-standard syntax, etc.) and there's a whole lot of it already electronically encoded (no print or speech to text conversion needed). And it's packed full of information, which is important to a lot of the big funders of MT research.

  33. Dress code issue? by crabboy.com · · Score: 1

    If the scientists don't straighten up they're going to be forced to wear a suit???

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  34. Was the suit by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Armani? I suppose other types of suits might be threatening too.

  35. Translation by etnoy · · Score: 1

    Here comes a translation. I didn't proofread it, and it's late here, but probably better than google's. (Or so I hope! :) )

    Scientists threatened by lawsuit

    Two Swedish sciencetists are being threatened with being sued after publishing paper that condemns the use of polygraphs. The manufacturer Nemesysco writes in a letter to the scientists' publisher that they can be sued for libel if they write about the subject again.

    - It is very serious that they are trying to silence us this way. I have never heard of anything similar. We have evidently hurt their business, says Franceso Lacerda, professor in phonetics at the Stockholm University.

    Together with Anders Eriksson, professor in phonetics at the Gothenburg University, he wrote the very critical article "Charlatanry in forensic speech science" in 2007.

    As DN [the newspaper publishing the article, translator's note] previously reported did the magazine that printed the paper withdraw after pressure from the Israeli company Nemesysco. The article disappeared from the magazine's webpage and an excuse was printed in a later issue.

    The article was directly aimed at the company's polygraph oatent, sais Francisco Lacerda: - We showed that the invention cannot function. The article had a journalistic tone and was quite provocatively written. But we wanted to prove that the technology between polygraphs is a scam.

    Nemesycos' lawyers wrote that the authors could be sued for libel if they wrote about the subject again, which the publisher agreed to present to the authors: "We will warn the authors that they should not publish the article in another forum and that if they publish a similar article to another magazine they might be sued for libel.", writes the editor in a response. The letter was also sent to Francisco Lacerda and Anders Eriksson.

    - Of course this feels very uncomfortable. You don't know where it will end. At the same time it is my responsibily as a sciencetist to share my knowledge. The company hasn't presented any counterarguments, but simply try to silence us, says Francisco Lacerda.

    He hopes the company won't act on their threat, but still says there is a "great risk".

    In a letter to DN.se Nemesysco writes that the Swedish authors slander the company. The warnings from the company doesn't stop Francisco Lacerda from planning more papers on the subject. While the sciencetist community agrees about polygraphs being folly, they are still being used by governments, banks and insurance companies in many countries, he says. In the UK they are used to nail benefit scammers.

    - The test hits arbitrarily. It can hit vulnerable people, that for instance apply for income support. The companies have made a lot of money on this, and when we say that the emperor is naked we become a threat to them, says Francisco Lacerda.

    Right now he works hard on studying Nemesyscos patent documents. He wants to publish the results, either in his own blog or in a scientific magazine. The public should know about the foundations for the polygraph technology, he says.

    In the meantime the acting of Nemesyscos has led to a wider attention for the scientific results of the Swedish professors. -Hardly that was their intention, but since the article was withdrawn I get loads of e-mail and requests for copies of the article. It would only have been scarecly read if the company just had let it pass with silence, says Francisco Lacerda.

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    1. Re:Translation by uid7306m · · Score: 1

      I work in the field. Anders Eriksson is very smart and well respected. (I don't really know Lacerda.)

  36. ...the Swedish Inquisition! by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    No one expects the Swedish Inquisition!

    ...mainly because there isn't one. That's why it's so unexpected, you see?

    Those dastardly Swedes!

    Now where did I put my lutefisk-proof rain slicker...

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  37. PDF and PPT here ... by ApproachingLinux · · Score: 1
    1. Re:PDF and PPT here ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is just the abstract though...
      the original article can be found here:
      http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4681630

  38. Re:A Simple Solution These are the kinds of so- by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    called scientists and lawyers who should have their asses KICKED ... I wish i could conjure up the kinds of words that would make them DARE to try to sue me. Until and uless they have PROOF without resorting to shitty lawsuit threats, then to hell with them. (fuckers)...

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  39. Convoluted, but here ya go: by rts008 · · Score: 1

    I found it by clicking on the aticle link( An article called "Charlatanry in forensic speech science: A problem to be taken seriously" was pulled by the publisher after threats of a libel lawsuit.") in the summary.

    Then I had to 'temporarily allow scrbd.com' in 'noscript'.

    Next you need to find the 'iPaper' link (upper left border of reader window next to the scribd logo)and mouse over it, select 'view mode' from the menu, then select 'book mode' from the 'view mode' menu.

    Use the bar(s) to change 'book' pages...may also need to right click and zoom in, the magnifier tool at the top of the window was broken for me.

    Hope this helps, even if it's only to start a flurry of "U dum n00b!- Here's the right way!!11! LOLZ!1!" replies. :-)

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  40. This might have already been mentioned. by clysher · · Score: 1

    I find it hilarious that the company name comes from 'Nemesis.' Does anyone else think that this presents an image that, no matter who is being tested, they are already determined to be the enemy?

  41. Are trial judges as smart as a fifth grader by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    Bill was not lying. Just ask any fifth grade boy if his friend can truthfully say "I've had sex" if all he got was a BJ.

    1. Re:Are trial judges as smart as a fifth grader by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      If you ever get married, ask your wife if you can say "I didn't have sex" if all you got from some other woman was a BJ.

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    2. Re:Are trial judges as smart as a fifth grader by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Actually I've been married twice but I haven't been stupid enough to do anything non-platonic with another women (not that I've had any offers anyway).

  42. Oblig simpsons by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
    Moe: No.
    [buzz]
    Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him.
    [ding]
    Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.
    Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
    [buzz]
    Moe: A date.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Dinner with friends.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Dinner alone.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Watching TV alone.
    [buzz]
    Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Sears catalog.
    [ding]
    Moe: Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
    [buzz]

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  43. Damn Yanks! by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's sad; the poor British always try so hard to be nice to every whinging minority. They feel guilty for their ancestors having a great empire that beat some sense into many backwards peoples.

    That's no way to talk about the Americans. Oh, hang on... it is. Guess we didn't hold on to that one long enough to beat much sense into them ;)

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    1. Re:Damn Yanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ain't that the truth, of all the colonies America needed English rule more than any, Then they could possibly have had an intervening period of civlization in between their rise and decay.

  44. the solution is simple by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    just stop stalking her.

  45. Oh yes that's lying! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just the same, when Obama says "Yes we can close Guantanamo!" he isn't promising to do a goddamn thing, he's just phrasing his aspirations for what America could do in such a way that people hear "OMG Barack is gonna close gitmo!"

    This is not lying, and treating it like it is is just victimology of the voter against eeeeeeevil politicians.

    That is absolutely lying! We're talking about natural language communication here, not a programming language. Words and phrases have meaning that are not necessarily the sum of their individual parts, there is context involved that guides the necessary interpretation of both sides. As in, pedantic literal interpretation is not, and has never been, the sole judge of the meaning of a sentence.

    When the words spoken by a speaker are designed to convey a certain meaning to the listeners, and the listeners receive that meaning, then we call that successful communication. When that correctly conveyed meaning is deliberately false, that's a fucking lie!

    When the speaker also designs their words to leave themselves a semantic escape valve so they can claim to have meant something else later, that doesn't mean they weren't lying, it means they knew they were lying and thus needed the out!

    When Obama said "Yes we can close Gitmo", everyone correctly interpreted that to mean that if he were elected, he would close Gitmo. That is the meaning he obviously intended to convey. If he doesn't close it, then that's a lie*. And if he defended himself by saying that all he had meant was he thought it was something America could do hypothetically, then that makes him a double liar because that obviously is not the message he intended to convey when he spoke!

    The only people who think that isn't lying are:
    1) People who've sacrificed reason itself on the Altar of Pedantry.
    2) Liars who are lying about it not being lying and just like being able to use semantics to escape from obvious lies.

    I refuse to sacrifice my ability to detect lies covered with such a thin ruse to either group of people.

    * So far so good on this count, but of course I won't be happy until the thing is really truly closed.

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    1. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for your rant. It's one I've been doing for years, but yours is so much more fluent than mine. Sadly, we live in a country that considers intentional deception to not be lying if the phrase is literally true. I blame advertising where intentional deception is not only tolerated but perfectly legal.

    2. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by iluvcapra · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you're arguing for complete solipcism in language, and that people should be held responsible for what their listeners conclude. and not what they themselves say.

      It's not about natural language. You're arguing that voters shouldn't be required to think critically about the things they hear, and that everybody gets to just sorta "decide" all subjectively what the speaker meant. I think you're giving voters an out clause to claim at any time that "politicians lie" because they weren't able to deliver the fruits of the voters' own self-delusion.

      Just open your ears and listen to what people are actually saying. It isn't a lie if you can tease the meaning of a sentence by reading it on the page. Anything less and you just turn into a mob singing slogans, like "Drill Baby Drill!" or "Yes We Can!" That's when people really begin to act like robots (speaking of programming languages...)

      Relatedly, good administrators, in government, business, the military are able to consolidate the will of many into aspirational goals, in such a way that everyone marches together, and no one starts the backbiting and recriminations when some arbitrary marker is not crossed. Letting people know what you want and getting them to help you regardless of the setbacks is kinda the heart of leadership. Not everything in the world is some quid-pro-quo where the leader says "obey me and you'll get a chicken," and then if you don't get the chicken you get to toss the leader over (viz. France thru the 19th century, or Germany between the wars). That's pretty shitty political theory, and it's not how a healthy political system works.

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    3. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by dhammabum · · Score: 1

      My wife and I were discussing this last night in relation to a former member of parliament who was exposed lobbying for a company whose business fell within his responsibilities when he was a minister. He was paid a substantial sum to lobby for that company to the govt he had recently left.

      I imagined that when he is confronted by the press, he will say "I did nothing wrong." (as have many others in his position). In terms of Australian law, that might be correct, but that phrase is normally used in a moral sense and that is the meaning that he would want to convey without literally lying.

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    4. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      If he doesn't close it, then that's a lie*.

      No, if he never had the intent to close Guantanamo at the time the statement was made, then thats a lie. If he just never gives it a all out effort (and it doesn't happen) thats a flip-flop. The statement seams pretty clear to me, IE he would use his office to put a end to the use of Gitmo as the excuse to ignore US and international laws. As such no one can claim his statement was a lie if the prison is closed, but the facility is kept in use for other purposes (or even kept as a prison but with US/international scrutiny.)
      Now things like when McCain said obamas tax plan would raise taxes on 90% of small businesses, and when Obama claimed Iraq had a $5 billion surplus (for example) even though both statements were based on a honest mistake at one time, but they both knew they were misleading, at best, at the time stated in the 2nd debate.

    5. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I think you're arguing for complete solipcism in language, and that people should be held responsible for what their listeners conclude. and not what they themselves say... It's not about natural language. You're arguing that voters shouldn't be required to think critically about the things they hear, and that everybody gets to just sorta "decide" all subjectively what the speaker meant.

      You're the one arguing against critical thinking!

      Literal pedantry is the least critical kind of thinking you can do with language. You're honestly telling me that you can never tell what someone meant by what they said, beyond the most pedantic literal meaning possible, devoid of contextual clues or any implied meaning, and that you should never "hold them responsible" for anything of the sort? That something can only be a lie if it goes against this literal interpretation of what was meant?

      And meant is not the same as believed! That's my whole point, you're advocating letting someone get away with lies to manipulate the public, so long as their was some semantic pedantic bullshit that lets them weasel out of it. And now you're even saying we should do this because it's good for the country, it's "healthy" politics?!

      You can't honestly tell me that Barak Obama didn't want the people listening to believe that when he said "Yes we can close Gitmo" he wanted people to tie his campaign slogan implicitly with the follow on "by electing Barak Obama". Same as "Yes we can recover the economy" and "Yes we can restore our international reputation". Absolutely when he said these things, regardless of clueless semantic arguments, his intended meaning was that he would try to do those things.

      If he didn't try, then he'd have broken a campaign promise, and I see absolutely no reason to excuse that for the sake of pedantry! Useless, idiotic, not-thinking-is-smart-no-really pedantry! Though I picked this example in particular because Barak Obama has actually ordered that Gitmo be closed. Now try telling me that's not what he meant.

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    6. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      I admit the whole gitmo thing isn't an ideal example, how about this one, from when the man clinched the nomination:

      "We can look back and tell our children this is the moment when the seas began to fall and the earth began to heal"

      If you believe he is promising to reverse global warming, you're a sucker, plain and simple. It's not pedantry, it's the fact of the matter; it's not a promise, a completely subjective and poetic expression. Do you believe in this? March with me!

      Literal pedantry is the least critical kind of thinking you can do with language... with lies to manipulate the public, so long as their was some semantic pedantic bullshit that lets them weasel out of it

      You say 'literal pedantry' (no bias there) is the least critical kind of thinking, yet no one seems to do it... I can't concede there is any lie here, because the plain hermeneutic reading of the language indicates no falsehood, as a matter of fact there is no factual claim to speak of. I think you want there to be a falsehood because you are personally invested in the belief that politicians are liars, and you'd rather believe the country is being destroyed by a few bad apples (or "sociopaths") than the fact that a big chunk of the population has bad deductive reasoning skills -- probably brought on by NCLB standardized testing ;). I'm telling you to beware of what this politician says, and you keep saying people should be credulous! It really doesn't matter what somebody might want you to believe; if they don't say it they don't say it, period. If you buy a stock because the broker told you it "might going up 10% or might go up 20%" and it goes down 10% you're SOL. I'm sorry if you're a dupe but you fell for a pretty transparent linguistic feint and you let your greed do the thinking for you. I feel zero pity for anyone that hears "I want what you want!" and fills in the blanks with dollar-signs and $MY_FAVORITE_LIB_ISSUE (which is more than a few Obama voters).

      As someone with politicos in the family, all I can tell you is that when they write the speeches, they're very careful not to promise things that are contingent on matters beyond their immediate control (which is just about everything), while at the same time offering a "vision" or "mission" for people to identify with. All you can do as a city councillor or state rep or president, is tell people what you want and what you believe in; promising shit guarantees you'll fail, because, angry politician-hating pricks (ahem) will take whatever you promised and define down your achievements in such a way that it's impossible for you to achieve them: you can never close Gitmo fast enough or fully enough.

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    7. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      It's dishonesty and deception but not lying (since they don't actually say anything false). When politicians do it it's a form of spin

      That said any form of dishonesty is morally reproachable whether it includes lies or not.

    8. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      We're talking about natural language communication here, not a programming language. Words and phrases have meaning that are not necessarily the sum of their individual parts, there is context involved that guides the necessary interpretation of both sides.

      This is only true if you're talking about conversational language. Your rant fails to recognize the difference between a Presidential speech and a conversation on the subway. In an on the fly conversation it's not unreasonable to allow room for context and interpretation. Political speeches, however, are written beforehand and proofread extensively. The wording of phrases is agonized over. You really think that a phrase such as "we can close down Gitmo" was written by a Washington speechwriter with the intent to say "we will close down Gitmo"? Absolutely fucking NOT. Political speeches are written that way intentionally. They're designed to convey an intent, but not make any concrete promises.

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    9. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by inviolet · · Score: 1

      * So far so good on this count, but of course I won't be happy until [Obama really closes Gitmo down for good].

      Will you declare victory when he orders it closed down and quietly relocated somewhere else? Because that's what's in the works right now.

      Or would you prefer that the CIA have no interrogation facilities at all? In which case, will you be among those who scream at the government for the next "fail to prevent"?

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    10. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by sac13 · · Score: 1

      That is absolutely lying! We're talking about natural language communication here, not a programming language. Words and phrases have meaning that are not necessarily the sum of their individual parts, there is context involved that guides the necessary interpretation of both sides.

      Maybe. It all depends on what the meaning of is is.

    11. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by hmar · · Score: 1

      Anyone can speak in such a way that they intentionally create a false impression without actually mouthing a lie. My ex-wife was excellent at this, and to this day pompously claims that she doesn't lie. To say that this is not lying is to employ the same type verbal snakery that she uses, twisting statements to the point where no one believes anything, because it just isn't worth the effort to unravel every statement to see just how many meanings it may have. I wouldn't call that a healthy political system, either.

    12. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      No, if he never had the intent to close Guantanamo at the time the statement was made, then thats a lie.

      Well, sure, it would be a lie the moment he uttered it knowing it not to be true, but we'd know that it was a lie when he didn't try to close it. If he tries to and can't for some bizarre reason, sure I'd take that into account too, I'm not trying to make this some binary black/white thing. That's what pedants do.

      The statement seams pretty clear to me, IE he would use his office to put a end to the use of Gitmo as the excuse to ignore US and international laws. As such no one can claim his statement was a lie if the prison is closed, but the facility is kept in use for other purposes (or even kept as a prison but with US/international scrutiny.)

      Yeah, see, you got the message too. I knew it wasn't so difficult. And yeah he was obviously talking about the prison, not the military base itself. I don't think the last one would really work though. The only point to having a prison there is for the sake of being outside U.S. law. So I can't see that happening.

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    13. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Will you declare victory when he orders it closed down and quietly relocated somewhere else? Because that's what's in the works right now.

      Citation? And no, if he closes Gitmo in order to stay true to the literal word of his promise, then opens a new prison that does the same thing, that's just as bad.

      Or would you prefer that the CIA have no interrogation facilities at all? In which case, will you be among those who scream at the government for the next "fail to prevent"?

      I would prefer they have no interrogation facilities where extra-legal techniques can be used outside any oversight. And there's zero evidence that such a facility would help prevent anything. All they do is increase the risk when innocent people are eventually sent home with a horror story to tell.

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    14. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      It's dishonesty and deception but not lying (since they don't actually say anything false).

      To "say" something is more than just reciting words. It's expressing something. And if what you express is false, that's a lie. Just because when something is taken literally it isn't a lie, doesn't mean that the actual expression wasn't a lie. That's my whole point. Nobody actually uses pedantic literalism as their sole mode of expression, ergo using pedantic literalism as the sole judge of what is and is not a lie misses entire realms of human communication that are clearly lies.

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    15. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I admit the whole gitmo thing isn't an ideal example, how about this one, from when the man clinched the nomination:

      More like a great example because it perfectly demonstrates how the raw literal meaning of words fails to capture the actual intended meaning. He meant what I and nearly everyone else thought he meant. We correctly interpreted his meaning, whether we believed that meaning or not. Your literal interpretation was wrong.

      If you believe he is promising to reverse global warming, you're a sucker, plain and simple. It's not pedantry, it's the fact of the matter; it's not a promise, a completely subjective and poetic expression. Do you believe in this? March with me!

      If you don't think he is implying that he plans to implement environmental policies designed to counter global warming, then you're a fool who can't understand plain English. Of course he's explicitly said that he intends to do that, but that just means that if you'll allow context to be considered then it's even more obvious what he meant when he said that line.

      Does that mean I believe he WILL simply because that's what his words meant? No, and I have no idea how or why you conflated these ideas! Because as I already said, those are not the same thing! I understood what he actually meant, what the intended message was, and what he wanted the audience to take from the statement.

      Seriously, next you'll tell me that "Read my lips: no new taxes" wasn't a promise of no new taxes.

      You say 'literal pedantry' (no bias there) is the least critical kind of thinking, yet no one seems to do it...

      Yes, because it's a non-critical way of thinking that doesn't represent actual human communication. Literal pedantry -- what's the bias, that's exactly what you're advocating, you actually said people shouldn't "decide" what someone else means as if you don't have to do that constantly -- completely fails to understand the meaning of the majority of forms of expression. That's why nobody does it outside slashdot, and why slashdotters so often fail to comprehend simple english.

      I think you want there to be a falsehood because you are personally invested in the belief that politicians are liars, and you'd rather believe the country is being destroyed by a few bad apples (or "sociopaths") than the fact that a big chunk of the population has bad deductive reasoning skills -- probably brought on by NCLB standardized testing ;).

      No, I'm invested in utterly destroying the notion that pedantry is a superior form of reasoning, and the notion that if it is possible to interpret what someone says in a way that it is not a lie, then they were not and could not have been lying. This mentality has been heavily abused, and I think it's responsible for damaging people's understanding of lies and truth, and their deductive reasoning ability in general.

      Politics is just one of the places where the tolerance for weasel words you're advocating is at its worst. But I'm against this way of thinking in all walks of life.

      I'm telling you to beware of what this politician says, and you keep saying people should be credulous!

      No, not once have I said anyone should be credulous or anything like that. I said that you should actual listen to what a politician says, and what someone says is rarely the same as what the words they utter literally mean. Pedantry is not and never will be the most correct way to interpret meaning.

      I'm saying that, because of this obvious and simple fact of language, we should not allow politicians or anyone else to slide their way out of obvious lies due to semantic pedantry. How you convert that into we should believe whatever a politician says (and then be mad later after we find out we're "duped"), I have no idea, but let me assure you that is absolutely not the case.

      In fact, what I'm saying (have already said, really) is that you should be even more

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    16. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by inviolet · · Score: 0

      I would prefer they have no interrogation facilities where extra-legal techniques can be used outside any oversight. And there's zero evidence that such a facility would help prevent anything. All they do is increase the risk when innocent people are eventually sent home with a horror story to tell.

      If you think that horror stories about American military/intel methods increase the risk we will be attacked, then you do not yet understand human nature.

      In any case, there will never be any public evidence about the effectiveness (or lack thereof) of such things. We just have to decide whether or not we can trust the CIA to do what is best in the long term for us. Apparently you don't... but if the CIA is even half competent, there will not be any public basis for you or I to justify our opinions.

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    17. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're arguing for complete solipcism in language, and that people should be held responsible for what their listeners conclude. and not what they themselves say.

      "solipcism"? That is exactly the word you wrote.

      I think you should try to look up that word, and try to figure out what word you actually meant, because "solipcism" cannot be a mere typo.

      You should also re-evaluate the intellectual depths in which you can safely swim without drowning on your own, let alone being eaten by sharks.

    18. Re:Oh yes that's lying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say 'literal pedantry' (no bias there) is the least critical kind of thinking, yet no one seems to do it... I can't concede there is any lie here, because the plain hermeneutic reading of the language indicates no falsehood, as a matter of fact there is no factual claim to speak of

      "Plain hermeneutic reading"? Again, that is exactly your expression. You should look up the h-word, and try to relate it to the p-word.

      Seriously, you can't cover up sloppy thinking with long words when you use them incorrectly. It just demotes a weak argument to a laughable one.

      Your interlocutor (look it up) is toying with you, like a cat with a ball of string. I think it's funny, and I think you're too dumb to see the humour. Try looking up the Sheridan character "Mrs. Malaprop". That's you.

  46. My Lie Detector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't trust these multinational companies with ulterior profit motives to tell you who's lying and who's not! Instead, use my patented (ok, patent pending (ok, I'm thinking of applying for one)) lie detector with a FIFTY percent accuracy! You may not know it, but you may have a few already in your home! (or look on the internet for a simulator). Just pick up a die (dice) and roll it! 246 is truth and 135 is a lie!

  47. Silicon snake oil yet again by dbIII · · Score: 1
    People really need to step back and consider that the lie detector we know was sold by the guy that drew the Wonder Woman comic to the FBI when Hoover was in charge and taking kickbacks. It didn't have to work at all for taxpayers money to be shelled out to buy it.

    Also consider the state of "scientific" fraud in Israel at the moment - there is the Yuri Geller Institute of all things getting a pile of money, there is some weird space laser thing that is supposed to even be able to shoot down artillery shells in tests that has been strangely quiet when there are slow moving thirty year old surplus Iranian rockets flying about. There is corruption right to the top of the government (hence Olmert's resignation when he got caught) which makes it an ideal environment for such fraud to thrive (for now anyway - the fact that Olmert had to resign shows that things can improve).

  48. Mythbusters by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Mythbusters already did a lie detector segment.
    They marked as "plausible" the proposition that one could beat the detector.

    http://mythbustersresults.com/episode93

    Some FUD from both sides about the reliability or lack thereof of Mythbusters' test.
    http://www.google.com/search?q=mythbusters+lie+detector&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

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    1. Re:Mythbusters by crazybit · · Score: 1

      the thing is they didn't test the device this article is talking about.

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  49. Lie Behind The Lie Detector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's an excellent book available at
    http://antipolygraph.org/pubs.shtml called Lie Behind the Lie Detector. Well worth a read.

  50. How Lie Detectors Are Really Used by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked for a bank that regularly used Lie Detectors in cases of defalcation (employee theft of money).

    The entire procedure is mumbo-jumbo and exists only to re-enforce in the subjects mind that the Lie Detector can really detect their lies. I never had a suspected employee make it all the way through the test before they confessed; many would confess as I drove them to the test.

    Why does this BS work? Most criminals are not that smart. A local judge had a bright floodlight mounted in the courtroom and he would tell the defendants that it was a "truth light" and would expose them if they lied. Many defendants would accept that as a fact and confess to their crimes. Defense attorneys complained and got the "truth light" removed.

    Lie Detectors are just like the "truth light". They, along with the entire procedure, convince stupid people to tell the truth or at least believe that theirs lies can be detected.

    That's why the company wants the article suppressed. It's like someone printing the directions on how to perform a popular magic act.
    A good friend and former very successful homicide detective admitted to me that if criminals got smart, the cops would catch very few of them.

    We generally accept that it is morally OK to lie to and deceive a suspected criminal because we believe that an innocent person has nothing to hide and a guilty person "wants" to confess. But people are stupid which is why innocent people wind up convicted of some crime.

    That's the downside to this game of lies and Lie Detectors. Since it's really all BS, the police could tell an innocent person that he lied and convince an innocent person to confess to a crime. It's not like that has never happened, is it?

  51. Thanks to Nemesysco by PPH · · Score: 1

    Research on the Streisand Effect has been given a big boost. Potential customers of their equipment are going to Google for information on it, discover this campaign to silence skeptics rather than reply to their claims and think twice about buying.

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  52. Yes, my bad, I should have been more clear by jeko · · Score: 1

    Yes, "Lie to Me" does disparage polygraphs. I should have been more clear. "Micro-expressions" and "body language" have even less validity than a Scientology e-meter. "He flashed me a 0.2 second LIP QUIVER! You know he's lying! And the Latina always knows when you are full of it!"

    Again, it's just made-up nonsense that large government agencies like to use to bullshit their way into doing whatever they want, only this time they don't have to cough up for a collection of wires, string, blinky lights and tin cans....

    Really, just stop and consider this for a minute. If sincerity could ever actually be systematically, categorically proven one way or the other, if there ever were "naturals" or machines that could guarantee that this person, to the best of their knowledge, either is or is not telling the truth, then it would revolutionize society in ways that would make the internet insiginificant in comparison.

    The police force as we know it -- gone. The accounting game as it's currently played -- gone. Politics -- DRASTICALLY changed. Poker -- gone. Marriages -- oh God help us...

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  53. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a completely valid and interesting point.

  54. Lie detectors are impossible to test and trust by mlwmohawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do you test a lie detector? For it to work you have to have someone ACTUALLY LYING, not saying something contrary to the truth, but actually trying to be secretly untruthful. It is an impossible situation because you have to know 100% that they are lying and they have to be 100% concealing a secret. Otherwise, its all just guess work.

    There is NO WAY to test a lie detector without the existence of a 100% accurate working lie detector. Short of that, there is no way to objectively or theoretically test any such device.

    1. Re:Lie detectors are impossible to test and trust by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 1

      How do you test a lie detector? For it to work you have to have someone ACTUALLY LYING, not saying something contrary to the truth, but actually trying to be secretly untruthful.

      It's not that hard. You have two teams of volunteers. Team A interview members of team B and have to obtain certain pieces of information. Members of team B are asked to lie about certain things to members of team A and will get an additional reward if team A believe them. The people monitoring know what the lies are and who's telling them, and have access to the detector (Nobody in team A or B need access to the detector or to know it exists, nobody in team A needs to be told there will be lies; the sole function of the teams is to provide someone to be lied to and someone to tell the lies).

      I'm sure there's lots of other variations too.

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    2. Re:Lie detectors are impossible to test and trust by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Members of team B are asked to lie about certain things to members of team A and will get an additional reward if team A believe them.

      That is *theater* in a safe environment. It isn't actual lie, it is a game and the emotional stakes are entirely different.

  55. Um, I beat a polygraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Lie detectors are bogus...I didn't RTFA, and I'm sure they touched on more than the traditional polygraph(there are countless). But the polygraph is the most widely employed to my knowledge......

    I took a job with "Loomis"(the armored car you see at banks, and a contractor to the federal reserve), I suppose they wanted to make sure a career criminal wasn't in the back of the truck with 100-500k of cash. Or the fed-truck each morning with 1-5mil of cash?

    Soooo....they had a polygraph test.

    Now I am not a career criminal, but I WAS in need a job...I was informed I would be subjected to a polygraph, and I was free to decline, but I would be ineligible for the job if I did so. So....google to the rescue!

    My first search of "how to beat a polygraph" turned up http://antipolygraph.org/, and sure enough, after reading it I felt confident.

    Few days later, I was called and told it was time to come and take my test. I followed the instructions and passed with flying colors. Countermeasures [the site recommended] that I employed were:

    1. I counted my breaths(one one thousand...two one thousand..) to a count of 4 for each breath.

    2. On control questions("are the lights on in this room?") I:
    a)increased my breathing from 4 seconds to 2
    seconds
    b)flexed facial muscles
    c)feigned panic in my mind
    d)applied painful pressure to my tongue with my teeth
    (aka: all the tested variables get peaked: breathing rate, blood pressure, perspiration)

    3. On obvious-intentional-lie questions("Do you agree I am 15 feet tall?") I used the steps listed above to give produce a control question response.

    4. On non-obvious-intentional-lie questions("You have never been dishonest about money, have you?") I used the steps from above to produce a control question response.

    5. On REAL questions("Have you done ?") I simply lied and said no...

    summary: since your baseline response is so low(4 second breaths, etc), and your expected-lie response is so high(2 breaths, blood pressure up, perspiration), my real lies flew well under the radar of my expected responses for a lie.

    epilogue: i work at a job i have no business working at, i touch millions of [your] dollars every day, and constantly daydream about misappropriating it.

    posting as AC, it's doubtful they care, i've never taken a dime. but nonetheless.

    1. Re:Um, I beat a polygraph by BigGar' · · Score: 1

      Actually they do not discuss traditional polygraph the article is about Voice Stress Analysis and that the claims about how they work are completely unfounded from a scientific standpoint. there is absolutely no basis by which one can claim that they are in fact better than chance and that the underlying idea of detecting micro-tremors in the voice are crap, because micro-tremors do not exist.

      There's copy of the article posted in this discussion. http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1109049&cid=26659445

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  56. Open Source Lie Detector by Yahma · · Score: 1

    Now anyone can try to detect lies with the GPL Lie Detector for Linux.

  57. How about INTENT? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that we can apply a criterion that's already applied in criminal law everywhere: mens rea. ("Evil mind", or rather meaning "evil intent.")

    See, let's say a shingle falls off my house and brains a passerby. At least theoretically the law has to determine the degree of mens rea behind it, ranging from premeditation (I actually rigged the roof in advance to kill that guy) to criminal negligence (I had no clue that the roof is in bad condition, though maybe I should have) to none whatsoever (it was freshly inspected, nobody could know it was gonna fall.) Note that "criminal negligence" is actually somewhat as a misnomer, in that it's actually not a criminal offense in most cases. It really means more like "negligence in the criminal law definition" than "criminally-punishable negligence." You usually have to rank up to at least "recklessness" (I knew or had plenty of indication that the roof is dangerously unsafe and can injure someone, e.g., shingles had fallen before or an inspection warned me before of the possibility, and obviously didn't give a flying fuck) to actually be liable.

    It seems to me that the same can be applied here. Did that politician just choose an unfortunate wording, or did he _intend_ to mislead? Very important distinction to make, IMHO.

    If it's intentional wording to mislead, then it seems to me that the GP poster is correct: that's a fucking deliberate lie. And its being worded to leave a way out just proves the premeditation some more.

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  58. Domain by CobaltBlueDW · · Score: 1

    IDK Swedish law, but it seems to me objective scientific journals are unlikely to be convicted of defamation.

    A real scientific article should be based on facts, and shouldn't pose conclusions as being factual.

    Either the journal didn't think their integrity was worth the cost of a law suite, OR the journal was caught publishing a less-than scientific article. (both quite possible)

  59. Re: Not in all cases by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    There are some Scientologists who actually believe that the E-meter is detecting body thetans.

  60. Re: Not in all cases by WNight · · Score: 1

    No there aren't, there are a bunch of scientologists who think Mwa mwa, mwa, mwa mwa mwa mwa Thetans.

    Seriously, while some people do just believe what they're told, the guy who made the e-meter obviously knew enough to do so and so must have understood just how ridiculous the concept is. (Not ridiculous that a galvanometer could detect unknown problems, but ridiculous if assumed to be true without testing...)

    They don't have to know better, just enough to know that they shouldn't make crazy claims without proof, for it to be fraud.

  61. ignoreme by mqduck · · Score: 1

    posting to undo mistaken moderation. move along.

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  62. Own goal (again) due to Streisand effect by Bearhouse · · Score: 2, Informative

    FTA:
    'At the same time, Nemesysco's actions have led to even greater media attention for the two Swedish professors' research. "It was hardly their intention. But since the article was withdrawn, I have received lots of mail and requests for copies of the article. The article would not have been read to this extent if the company had simply ignored it in silence," says Francisco Lacerda to the Dagens Nyheter.'

    So now, instead of the just the readers of some obscure journal, it's all over da Intertubes. Well done boys!

  63. Re: Not in all cases by budgenator · · Score: 1

    I would think that there is a much larger body of scientific studies publish that support the principals used in the E-meter in deception detection than there seems to be for these voice stress detectors.

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  64. Trial by Ordeal : Both undergo it. by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we should bring back Trail by Ordeal

    Didn't we just give that up?

    No, no. You got it wrong. In a true medieval-style "trial by ordeal", you waterboard both the terrorist-suspect and G. W Bush and who ever survives should surely have told the truth~

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  65. So let them sue... by The+Real+Tachyon · · Score: 1

    I'd let them sue, then in front of the judge, offer to have the researchers repeat their findings while hooked to the Namesys machine.
    Namesys can't complain since it would be admitting their machine is crap, and they can't dispute the results either.

  66. Re: Not in all cases by lgw · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Further, Scientologists seem to use the E-mter as a stress detector, not a lie detector. While Thetans as the origin of such stress is a bit ... comical, the scientific evidence that an E-meter is in fact a device that detects stress is pretty good.

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  67. the article can be found here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4681630

  68. Re: Not in all cases by atraintocry · · Score: 1

    OK, then let's assume that those aren't the ones the study is talking about...instead they are talking about people who are aware of their falsehood.