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Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried in Internet Love

treqie writes "During the trial of pirate bay yesterday, a professor (Roger Wallis) took the witness stand. He told the court things that the prosecutors did not want to hear. The prosecutors then tried to discredit both him and his team's work in the area, as well as his title, it was a real spectacle. In the end, the judge asked if he wanted compensation for being there — he replied that he did not want anything, but they could send flowers to his wife. Many listening online heard, and began sending her flowers, from all over the world. As of this submission, the sum is over 40,000 SEK worth of flowers. There's even a Facebook group for it."

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  1. "Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that a bit sticky?

    1. Re:"Internet Love"? by KibibyteBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, and considering most Internet love is the lonely, cry into your beer afterwards kind, I wonder why they would wish such a thing on the wife of an Internet hero, much the less their worst enemy.

    2. Re:"Internet Love"? by rabidmuskrat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Leave us out of this...

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  2. Of course there's a Facebook group for it by dctoastman · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a Facebook group for everything. There's even a Facebook group who's whole statement is that there are too many useless groups on Facebook.

  3. his works by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 5, Informative

    Someone might appreciate a link to a sample of his work...

  4. Note to self by Leafheart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whenever I do something that pisses off my girlfriend (yes, I'm one of the rare slashdotters with a SO), ask random people on the Internet to send her flowers, giving them her address in between.

    On a second thought, do I still have the address of my bitch ex-girlfriend? Hmmmm *punders*

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    1. Re:Note to self by lorenlal · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?

  5. This title.... by furby076 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried in Internet Love

    ....makes my eyes bleed.

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  6. Thank goodness by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I read the headline, that's not what I pictured. :/

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  7. For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    40000 kr SEK = $4446.68 USD = €3501.32 EUR

    1. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by the0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm unfamiliar with SEKS, not SEK.

  8. Expert on many topics by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 5, Funny
    The prosecution is wasting everyone's time questioning him about mp3s and album sales, no one cares. Ask him how he picks up women.

    He proposed half an hour after we met and I said maybe. After a day, he had convinced me.

    1. Re:Expert on many topics by smellsofbikes · · Score: 5, Funny

      >Ask him how he picks up women.

      He says, "marry me and I'll convince total strangers to send you $4000 worth of flowers."

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  9. An idea! by RockMFR · · Score: 5, Funny

    The music industry should start selling flowers - you can't download those for free! Of course, they'll have to make sure the flowers can't produce any seeds.

    1. Re:An idea! by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think you appreciate how frightening Monsanto actually is. They make the *IAA look like cuddly pussycats in comparison.

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    2. Re:An idea! by discord5 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The music industry should start selling flowers - you can't download those for free! Of course, they'll have to make sure the flowers can't produce any seeds.

      And taking pictures of flowers would be illegal, and people who make perfume smelling like flowers would have to pay royalties. They would lobby the Dutch government for the illegal tulip growing, and artificially keep the prices of roses extremely high. 1% of the actual revenue of the flower-sale would go the person who grew and nurtured the plant, 2% to the company that shipped it, 3% to the guy who actually sold the flower, and 94% would go to the middle man. After a couple of decennia all the flowers will smell the same, so that you can no longer bear the stink. The flower-tax collection agency will however every year demand that you pay them for the 2 square feet of grass in front of your house, because you might grow flowers in that.

      I think I stretched that analogy a bit too far, but I think I'm going in the flower industry. brb business plan

    3. Re:An idea! by Isotopian · · Score: 5, Informative

      A serious point in a not so serious thread. Monsanto is the company that sues farmers for 'seed patent' violation. I'd much rather deal with the *IAA, stand up to em at all and they drop the case. Monsanto will sue you to oblivion.

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    4. Re:An idea! by Thaelon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think I stretched that analogy a bit too far

      The really disheartening thing is....you didn't.

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  10. Economic recovery by GameMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And that, my friends, is how you spur on economic recovery. With one sentence, he managed to save the floral industry in his town.

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  11. Re:Gives a new meaning... by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gotta love a good flowerdotting!

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  12. Re:Good Gravy by mea37 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, heat warms you.

  13. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Dan667 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Business is a brutal and if you are not willing to do something like Valve's Steam that gives something for giving up something I have no sympathy. Adapt to the market place and quit complaining.

  14. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by pdusen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before someone yells "Oh my, you could compare the rise of aids cases to lost sales and your graph would look the same" just shut up ok? Just shut the fuck up because you're another useless slashdot tool spouting the same "I HAVE A RIGHT TO STEAL OTHERS WORK" retoric that I've read on this fucking site for the last 10 years. There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    I'm now beginning to feel suspicious of the possibility that you may have an agenda.

  15. Re:Good Gravy by durnurd · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's funny, cuz it really doesn't. Not in Russia anyway.

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  16. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've seen 8 American karaoke labels die in the last 10 years, and as of now there's only like 3 or 4 left.

    Yes, piracy has a direct impact on overall sales but in the grand scheme of things (the actual music market, not the tiny niche you want to show a link to) it doesn't make much of a dent especially when the majority of people don't pirate.

    And just as an aside, we can all hope that when the last 3 or 4 die that the entire industry will fall into a pit, burn, and rot the death it deserves. I'm sorry but I don't see the necessity to foster an environment where drunken idiots sing worse than the mediocrity displayed by the original singer/songwriter while other drunken retards cheer them on. That entire fad is pointless, painful, and horrendous for the rest of us that want to drown our sorrows in fucking peace and quiet. /rant.

  17. Damn! by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those pirates are spending money on flowers instead of our media! Quick, summon the lawyers!

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  18. Legal note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The compensation mentioned wasn't due to the harassment from the prosecutors' side, but rather due to the Swedish legal principle that anyone testifying in court is entitled to compensation for expenses and loss of income.

  19. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really, really doubt that there is zero loss to piracy. It goes against all I know of human nature to suggest that there are no people out there who look for ways to get something for free before they look to pay for it. Besides, there are a lot of people who simply don't believe that authors and artists deserve more than a flat fee for their work. David Pogue certainly heard from a lot of them when he complained about people pirating his work.

    That said, it is credible that unauthorized copying can lead to a net gain by IP owners, with extra sales from viral spread of a work offsetting piracy losses. Certainly authors who make their books available online don't seem to suffer for it.

  20. Re:Wifeâ(TM)s address by hviniciusg · · Score: 5, Informative
    Gorel Wallis
    Herserudsvagen 6
    181 34 LIDINGO

    That is the address if any one wants to send flowers to her

  21. Re:Relevance? by mlwmohawk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't understand how this fellows testimony as to the relationship between album sales and file sharing is relevant. If they broke the law, they broke the law whether or not the record industry lost money. If they didn't break the law, then they did nothing wrong, even if it did cost the record industry money. Does it not work this way in Sweden?

    Copyright is an interesting thing. Making a copy isn't actually "theft." The notion of "copyright" is to protect the revenue and value of a work. In fact, in the U.S. one of the limiters of "fair use" is a profit motive and/or a diminished value of the work.

    If it can be argued that no harm comes to the value or marketability of a work from mere p2p sharing, then the "spirit" of copyright is not broken, and, in fact, may fall easily into the realm of "fair use" because it is distributed without commercial interest.

    So, if two people sharing a work electronically falls under the umbrella of "fair use" in Sweden, then there can be no contribution to a crime by the TPB guys.

  22. Re:That is it? by Camann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only if you want to confuse and infuriate her.

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  23. Don't be a dick by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously - you may not agree with what the prosecutors are doing, you may not even like them. But it's nothing to do with their wives and families. Leave them out of it.

  24. Re:We all got spouses now cause we're OLD by dow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I moved back to my parents basement. Actually I quite like it here. I did have girlfriends, nearly a wife, but not too bothered about that now I can spend my money on computers and stuff.

    You Insensitive Clod.