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Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried in Internet Love

treqie writes "During the trial of pirate bay yesterday, a professor (Roger Wallis) took the witness stand. He told the court things that the prosecutors did not want to hear. The prosecutors then tried to discredit both him and his team's work in the area, as well as his title, it was a real spectacle. In the end, the judge asked if he wanted compensation for being there — he replied that he did not want anything, but they could send flowers to his wife. Many listening online heard, and began sending her flowers, from all over the world. As of this submission, the sum is over 40,000 SEK worth of flowers. There's even a Facebook group for it."

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  1. "Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that a bit sticky?

    1. Re:"Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I was thinking about that. I would like to see some pictures of his wife being "buried in Internet Love", just for science's sake, ya know?
      Tell me about an Uber-Bukkake...

    2. Re:"Internet Love"? by KibibyteBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, and considering most Internet love is the lonely, cry into your beer afterwards kind, I wonder why they would wish such a thing on the wife of an Internet hero, much the less their worst enemy.

    3. Re:"Internet Love"? by rabidmuskrat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Leave us out of this...

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  2. Gives a new meaning... by s0litaire · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...to the phrase "Flower Power" :D

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    1. Re:Gives a new meaning... by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

      The obvious next question is, can she use daisy-chaining techniques to turn the flowers into a beowulf cluster for the use of Pirate Bay?

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    2. Re:Gives a new meaning... by xouumalperxe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The obvious counter question is: were any of the flowers daisies?

    3. Re:Gives a new meaning... by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gotta love a good flowerdotting!

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    4. Re:Gives a new meaning... by Grimbleton · · Score: 4, Funny

      Give me your answer true.

    5. Re:Gives a new meaning... by steelfood · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does this mean he ewill deflower her after the trial?

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    6. Re:Gives a new meaning... by flonker · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They look like an amazingly sweet couple.

      When I told her they received too many flowers, my girlfriend suggested they give the flowers to a local hospital instead of the neighbors.

    7. Re:Gives a new meaning... by KeX3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      When I told her they received too many flowers, my girlfriend suggested they give the flowers to a local hospital instead of the neighbors

      Well, since the couple in question live in an apartment building for the elderly, giving the flowers to their neighbors is actually not a bad idea at all :)

    8. Re:Gives a new meaning... by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prosecution: Their flower power is no match for my glower power, hnrrrrr....

  3. Of course there's a Facebook group for it by dctoastman · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a Facebook group for everything. There's even a Facebook group who's whole statement is that there are too many useless groups on Facebook.

    1. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Merc248 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wonder when there will be a Facebook group claiming to own all Facebook groups, but itself claiming to be a Facebook group. :x

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    2. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      There was, but it divided by zero and disappeared.

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    3. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Tweenk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately this is not a Russell paradox because you are restricting yourself to Facebook groups. The paradox applies to a set containing its power set.

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    4. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you meant a Facebook group claiming to own all Facebook groups that do not own themselves.

    5. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by LordVader717 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Everyone knows that when you divide yourself by zero you explode.

  4. his works by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 5, Informative

    Someone might appreciate a link to a sample of his work...

    1. Re:his works by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 4, Informative

      Professor Wallis was part of the Music Lessons project supported by the Swedish Royal Institute of Technology (home, sweet home) and the World Internet Institute.

      He lists among his current areas of interest; "the IPR / Copyright regime and its ability to survive in an un-managed network environment".

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  5. Note to self by Leafheart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whenever I do something that pisses off my girlfriend (yes, I'm one of the rare slashdotters with a SO), ask random people on the Internet to send her flowers, giving them her address in between.

    On a second thought, do I still have the address of my bitch ex-girlfriend? Hmmmm *punders*

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    1. Re:Note to self by damien_kane · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Ponders", "punders", "punts-her"; who's to argue semantics?

    2. Re:Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes, I'm one of the rare slashdotters with a SO

      No, you're one of the dime-a-dozen slashdotters who thinks that having an SO makes you rare among slashdotters.

    3. Re:Note to self by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    4. Re:Note to self by lorenlal · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?

    5. Re:Note to self by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course they're a bit odd. Who would want to date normals?

  6. This title.... by furby076 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried in Internet Love

    ....makes my eyes bleed.

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    1. Re:This title.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know why, but I read it as "Wife of Harry Potter" O_o

  7. Thank goodness by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I read the headline, that's not what I pictured. :/

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  8. Re:Where... by furby076 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In this day and age you want to send them free energy? Send them a rotten banana peel. Pretty sure they haven't made Mr. Fusion a reality.

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  9. For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    40000 kr SEK = $4446.68 USD = €3501.32 EUR

    1. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by the0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm unfamiliar with SEKS, not SEK.

    2. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by LingNoi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought pirates don't spend money? Zing, that's $4400 less money spent on CDs and DVDs for the related industries.

    3. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      All you need to know is that one can be used to purchase the other.

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    4. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From TFA (yes I'm new here): they even have a site that contains an "ever-growing stack of CDs that show how many sales the music-industry has lost by slandering the Professor"

    5. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by danbert8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, it was a torrent of flowers being downloaded. The value of the flowers was assumed to be if every single download represented a lost purchase.

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    6. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by 49152 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, that is illegal in Sweden ;-)

  10. That is it? by Steauengeglase · · Score: 4, Funny

    It should be noted that the krona is worth about $0.11, so it ends up being like $4,446. For those of us who purchased long stems for our loved ones last Valentines that comes up to about 3 roses and a plush teddy bear or a handful of Gerber daises and a cardboard and macaroni "I luv U" card.

    1. Re:That is it? by rnws · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unless she is from Omicron Persei 8, then it should read: "I wuv U".

    2. Re:That is it? by Camann · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only if you want to confuse and infuriate her.

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    3. Re:That is it? by Rary · · Score: 4, Insightful

      $4,446 worth of flowers might not seem like much, but don't forget, that was before the article got posted to Slashdot.

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    4. Re:That is it? by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      $4,446 worth of flowers might not seem like much, but don't forget, that was before the article got posted to Slashdot.

      So what are you saying, that now she'll have $4,446 worth of flowers and 800,000 pictures of the goatse guy?

    5. Re:That is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You think $4,446 worth of flowers 'might not seem like much'? ...

      Hey, can you spare me $4000? There's a uh, a cheap new computer I'm wanting to get...

      And they accept flowers as payment?

  11. Expert on many topics by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 5, Funny
    The prosecution is wasting everyone's time questioning him about mp3s and album sales, no one cares. Ask him how he picks up women.

    He proposed half an hour after we met and I said maybe. After a day, he had convinced me.

    1. Re:Expert on many topics by smellsofbikes · · Score: 5, Funny

      >Ask him how he picks up women.

      He says, "marry me and I'll convince total strangers to send you $4000 worth of flowers."

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  12. Re:Where... by Hordeking · · Score: 4, Funny

    can I send a lump of coal to Danowsky, Pontén and Wadsted?

    Sure. Just send it to IFPI.com. For added effect, sprinkle some flour on it.

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  13. An idea! by RockMFR · · Score: 5, Funny

    The music industry should start selling flowers - you can't download those for free! Of course, they'll have to make sure the flowers can't produce any seeds.

    1. Re:An idea! by i.r.id10t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nah, if they did that then Monsanto would sue 'em for patent infringement...

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    2. Re:An idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, even Monsanto would not want to piss off the M.A.F.I.A.A. (Music And Flower Industry Association of America)

    3. Re:An idea! by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think you appreciate how frightening Monsanto actually is. They make the *IAA look like cuddly pussycats in comparison.

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    4. Re:An idea! by discord5 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The music industry should start selling flowers - you can't download those for free! Of course, they'll have to make sure the flowers can't produce any seeds.

      And taking pictures of flowers would be illegal, and people who make perfume smelling like flowers would have to pay royalties. They would lobby the Dutch government for the illegal tulip growing, and artificially keep the prices of roses extremely high. 1% of the actual revenue of the flower-sale would go the person who grew and nurtured the plant, 2% to the company that shipped it, 3% to the guy who actually sold the flower, and 94% would go to the middle man. After a couple of decennia all the flowers will smell the same, so that you can no longer bear the stink. The flower-tax collection agency will however every year demand that you pay them for the 2 square feet of grass in front of your house, because you might grow flowers in that.

      I think I stretched that analogy a bit too far, but I think I'm going in the flower industry. brb business plan

    5. Re:An idea! by Isotopian · · Score: 5, Informative

      A serious point in a not so serious thread. Monsanto is the company that sues farmers for 'seed patent' violation. I'd much rather deal with the *IAA, stand up to em at all and they drop the case. Monsanto will sue you to oblivion.

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    6. Re:An idea! by Thaelon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think I stretched that analogy a bit too far

      The really disheartening thing is....you didn't.

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    7. Re:An idea! by apoc.famine · · Score: 4, Informative

      Pretty much their entire business is built on selling chemicals. A lot of them have been turned into "food simulation" products. You know, shit that seems something like food, but is not food. That or "food which isn't normal food because we fucked with it". Examples include:

      Aspartame
      Saccharin
      Agent Orange
      Dioxin and PCBs
      rBGH
      RoundUp
      Genetically modified crops resistant to RoundUp
      One-use seeds which produce infertile crops
      And pick pretty much any lawsuit world-wide involving scary-ass GM crops

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    8. Re:An idea! by Rimbo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most farmers in the USA are massive agricultural corporations nowadays, anyhow.

  14. Re:Where... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    In this day and age you want to send them free energy? Send them a rotten banana peel. Pretty sure they haven't made Mr. Fusion a reality.

    Why not? The United States sent Hiroshima & Nagasaki a bunch of free energy once ...

  15. Economic recovery by GameMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And that, my friends, is how you spur on economic recovery. With one sentence, he managed to save the floral industry in his town.

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    1. Re:Economic recovery by homer_s · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With one sentence, he managed to save the floral industry in his town... at the expense of all the other industries where that money would've instead been spent.

  16. Re:Good Gravy by mea37 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, heat warms you.

  17. No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by Mr.Fork · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of my papers for my MBA was the study of piracy. My study recommended that there is ZERO link between lost revenue and torrent downloads BECAUSE they are from people they would never have done business in the first place. If someone downloads it for free, it's not lost revenue because they were never a customer to begin with. Yet these companies try to stop the 'thieves' who are not even going to become their customer.

    My paper also showed that the issue was pirates selling full-priced products as the real-deal, not lost sales from never-would-be-a-customer. Even a bigger issue - these free downloads ALMOST 100% garner interest in these products - so that when they had money, or felt they wished to support a product, the former free-bee turned them into a paying customer to get a new version.

    With that kind of data out there, these industry giants are forgetting the #1 tactic of product placement - give it away free, later a client they will be. That's Biz-101. It's obvious these giants are out of touch with reality.

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    1. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I really, really doubt that there is zero loss to piracy. It goes against all I know of human nature to suggest that there are no people out there who look for ways to get something for free before they look to pay for it. Besides, there are a lot of people who simply don't believe that authors and artists deserve more than a flat fee for their work. David Pogue certainly heard from a lot of them when he complained about people pirating his work.

      That said, it is credible that unauthorized copying can lead to a net gain by IP owners, with extra sales from viral spread of a work offsetting piracy losses. Certainly authors who make their books available online don't seem to suffer for it.

    2. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      With that kind of data out there, these industry giants are forgetting the #1 tactic of product placement - give it away free, later a client they will be. That's Biz-101. It's obvious these giants are out of touch with reality.

      Only works when people feel the love. I know I feel no compunction about pirating Microsoft products because they have made my life hell and have gotten their pound of flesh back out of me with all the pain and suffering. When it comes to smaller shops, I want to make sure that they make $ and are around to keep producing more great software. I feel a sense of connection.

      When there are no practical barriers to piracy, the creators will have to provide a compelling reason for people to want to give them money.

      The other factor, someone pirating software isn't like me stealing stock out of a store, it's more like me listening to NPR without being a donor. Tuning in my radio doesn't make them use more electricity, run up the coffee bill, nothing. But if I am enjoying the service they provide then it would be polite of me to contribute. They don't need money from everyone who is listening, just money from enough listeners to keep them on the air. And then there's the social aspect of listeners being asked to bundle more dollars for a higher recognition. You tend to see this more in political fundraising but peer approval can be a strong motivating factor. Dubya did this with providing special recognition to Pioneers who could pledge $100k between themselves and friends and family.

      I think this may be the new model we're moving towards. I think it could be a good thing. The business conservative POV will say "Who are you to tell someone how much money they're allowed to make?" and I'll just smile and say the market will determine that. If the creator seems to be hurting for cash, people will want to get off their wallets and help him out. If he seems to have more money than is good for him and is throwing it around like a drunken sailor, people might contribute less. The government isn't telling him how much he can make, evil liberals aren't taking his money through confiscatory taxes, the market is setting the rate! They hate it when I put it that way.

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    3. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by harperska · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's been said before, but I'll say it again.

      Stealing a car and downloading an MP3 are NOT the same thing.

      I'll say it again.

      Stealing a car and downloading an MP3 are NOT the same thing.

      See, when I steal your car, suddenly I have a car and you don't. But if I download an MP3 from you, I have an MP3, yet magically you still do as well.

      If I were able to create a magical replicator that made an exact duplicate copy of your car, and then I drove off in my duplicate copy, then you could start comparing it to MP3 downloading. The auto industry might start complaining that I am 'stealing' their cars by duplicating them, and saying that my duplicated car is lost revenue to them. But I wouldn't have bought a car from them in the first place, and only drive the duplicated car because I was able to duplicate it for free.

      Do you understand the difference yet?

    4. Re:No connection between lost revenue and Torrents by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Informative

      "I know I feel no compunction about pirating Microsoft products because they have made my life hell and have gotten their pound of flesh back out of me with all the pain and suffering."

      Did they send the boys around to knee-cap you, cut off your fingers, beat you up with a chair? If so why do you continue to use their products? - is Bill holding a gun to your head?

      "But if I am enjoying the service they provide then it would be polite of me to contribute."

      By that measure the converse is also true, if you're not enjoying or contributing to the service then it would be polite not to use it. You do realise it's possible to be polite to people you disagree with, right?

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  18. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Dan667 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Business is a brutal and if you are not willing to do something like Valve's Steam that gives something for giving up something I have no sympathy. Adapt to the market place and quit complaining.

  19. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by pdusen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before someone yells "Oh my, you could compare the rise of aids cases to lost sales and your graph would look the same" just shut up ok? Just shut the fuck up because you're another useless slashdot tool spouting the same "I HAVE A RIGHT TO STEAL OTHERS WORK" retoric that I've read on this fucking site for the last 10 years. There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    I'm now beginning to feel suspicious of the possibility that you may have an agenda.

  20. Re:Good Gravy by durnurd · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's funny, cuz it really doesn't. Not in Russia anyway.

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  21. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've seen 8 American karaoke labels die in the last 10 years, and as of now there's only like 3 or 4 left.

    Yes, piracy has a direct impact on overall sales but in the grand scheme of things (the actual music market, not the tiny niche you want to show a link to) it doesn't make much of a dent especially when the majority of people don't pirate.

    And just as an aside, we can all hope that when the last 3 or 4 die that the entire industry will fall into a pit, burn, and rot the death it deserves. I'm sorry but I don't see the necessity to foster an environment where drunken idiots sing worse than the mediocrity displayed by the original singer/songwriter while other drunken retards cheer them on. That entire fad is pointless, painful, and horrendous for the rest of us that want to drown our sorrows in fucking peace and quiet. /rant.

  22. It's over SEK 50000 now (USD 5500)... by koma77 · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...and it's still increasing.

  23. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...Just sounds like you have personal stake in the karaoke business, and are angry about no making money. You seem to have the same problem as the RIAA: If your business model isn't working, simply stick with it while complaining and arguing you are somehow correct.
            Maybe you should set up a karaoke download web site, where people can pay a non-exorbitant fee to download the tracks they want and then burn them to their own disks. But no, you want them to order original exorbitantly priced karaoke disks--why?--Because you will make more money.
            So I guess the easy answer is: Your business is failing, please pick a different one.

  24. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Hatta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why is this a problem? If the people interested in karaoke aren't willing to pay for it, then maybe that niche market doesn't need to exist. If they really wanted the karaoke, they'd pay for it. This is the free market at work.

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  25. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by SydShamino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Selling karaoke CDs to DJs is not the same thing as selling CDs to consumers. It's a different market. Those DJs are using the items whose copyright they infringed to earn a profit, through public performance of the work.

    As such, you and those in your industry will have a much easier time tracking down and winning suits against them. Good luck with that.

    Meanwhile, don't the venues where the "KJs" perform have to have the music public performance stickers on their doors or face big fines? Why don't you hook up with that group and have them spot check not only the stickers but that the music being publicly performed is a licensed copy?

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  26. Damn! by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those pirates are spending money on flowers instead of our media! Quick, summon the lawyers!

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  27. Legal note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The compensation mentioned wasn't due to the harassment from the prosecutors' side, but rather due to the Swedish legal principle that anyone testifying in court is entitled to compensation for expenses and loss of income.

  28. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lost sales can't be measured, so I'm not sure how you can test for a correlation between them and any other variable.

  29. Correlation != Causation by acid06 · · Score: 3, Informative
  30. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Vancorps · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's a lovely troll ya got going there.

    Unfortunately there is evidence that shows that the necline of Napster directly contributed to the decline in CD sales and visa versa when Napster was in it's glory days. CD sales were skyrocketing during the time of Napster so your "data" doesn't even attempt to make a counter claim.

    Don't expect people to just shut up when you present your argument in the manner in which you have. Now we have the days of XM and Pandora, last.fm, magnatunes, and a slew of others to provide us with free music or nearly free music so CD sales aren't as compelling as they once were. Now the only time we buy CDs is when an artist puts out something truly worth while. The days of buying one or two discs a week are simply gone.

    Now let's look at your graph again and conclude that people have once again lost interest in Karaoke which I can attest to in all the bars I frequent, people that do it are few and far between these days. Instead I'm seeing guitar hero taking up the music at a number of bars in addition to regular DJ work.

    Sorry, there is absolutely nothing compelling about your data. Compare the same numbers against gross per-capita spending during those times and look at a similar decline as the economy slid into where it is today.

  31. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by ledow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Shout as much as you want, mate, those stats mean *nothing*. Two lines vaguely in inverse "correlation" for only half the graph (and correlation for the other half, because you "took the sales numbers (like 191.1 mill) and multiplied each of them by 1000 so the line graph would start out somewhat even.", so the actual correlation is between one line and one THOUSANDTH of the other line, which means that the "curve" on sales is barely a blip and perfectly within the error margin of such pathetically collected data) without some sort of context do NOT mean they are linked, in any way, shape or form.

    This is why we have professors of mathematics and statistics and why *they* are the ones who are tested in court and found to be reliable and accurate, because they *can* pick out a million faults with your data collection, plotting, analysis, etc. without even having to think about it, prove why you're wrong, and show you the *real* figure. Unfortunately, even most lawyers have no concept of mathematics which is why there are such things as case-law describing how DNA "matches" MUST be worded, tested, analysed and interpreted, because depending on what you measure and how you word the answer you can go from a "one in a billion" match to a "90%" match with the same two sets of DNA data. Look into things like the birthday problem (how many people do you need in a room for there to be a 50% chance of two having the same birthday?) to see how utterly careful you have to be and how atrociously bad humans are at judging probability and statistics.

    Your figures (if I *were* to take them as accurate, and replotted them as they should be plotted without arbitrary fiddling) actually show me that there is probably NO correlation at all. I don't know if I believe whether there is a correlation in real life or not, I've not analysed it and I'd be a fool to say I definitely believe either possible outcome in advance, but this man has stood up to a court's test without the opposition managing to debunk his statistics - that holds more than enough water with me.

  32. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 4, Informative

    Did you expect no one to click on your link?

    You imply a negative correlation (higher postings, lower sales). However, looking at your graph, a positive correlation exists in 2001, 2002, 2004 and 2006... which leaves only a negative correlation in 2003 and 2005. (And both changes from 2002 to 2003 were insignificant, giving you one data point that supports your conclusion).

    Furthermore, instead of charting sales in units, you charted sales in dollars. Given that a trivial reading of your source points out the decreasing prices of CDs, and the decrease of new content (11 new CDs in 2007), this seems to make sense. After all, most karaoke is old songs that, once purchased, don't have to be purchased again.

    Also, refuting "correlation is not causation" via shouting is pathetic. There are other ways to do so, try one of them.

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  33. Saturn And S&P by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    Correllation does not imply Causation.

    It sucks, but ya, people steal music on the internet, sales drop for the karaoke labels, we get less karaoke.

    Having seen some of the karaoke subs produced by anime fansubbers, I'm willing to bet that fan made karaoke videos will produce higher quality content than any professional label. In the face of ubiquitous video editing software, your industry has simply succumbed to its own irrelevance.

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  34. Re:Wifeâ(TM)s address by hviniciusg · · Score: 5, Informative
    Gorel Wallis
    Herserudsvagen 6
    181 34 LIDINGO

    That is the address if any one wants to send flowers to her

  35. Re:Relevance? by jank1887 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    possibly once it has been demonstrated that the law has been broken, the penalty can be related to the financial impact of the crime...?

  36. Re:Relevance? by mlwmohawk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't understand how this fellows testimony as to the relationship between album sales and file sharing is relevant. If they broke the law, they broke the law whether or not the record industry lost money. If they didn't break the law, then they did nothing wrong, even if it did cost the record industry money. Does it not work this way in Sweden?

    Copyright is an interesting thing. Making a copy isn't actually "theft." The notion of "copyright" is to protect the revenue and value of a work. In fact, in the U.S. one of the limiters of "fair use" is a profit motive and/or a diminished value of the work.

    If it can be argued that no harm comes to the value or marketability of a work from mere p2p sharing, then the "spirit" of copyright is not broken, and, in fact, may fall easily into the realm of "fair use" because it is distributed without commercial interest.

    So, if two people sharing a work electronically falls under the umbrella of "fair use" in Sweden, then there can be no contribution to a crime by the TPB guys.

  37. What a happy story by elashish14 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "She was very worried before the trial. They questioned my competence and that made her very sad. She hadnâ(TM)t slept for two days," Roger said.

    Just goes to show that courage, morality and determination are rewarded. And with that, my faith is restored....

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  38. Wrong - Itr's a fad by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, they should not shut up becasue your graph is seriously flawed.

    You can't take a seriously flawed graph and defend it by telling them to shut up and the toss an ad hominum out there as well.

    It is a POOR study and does no one any good.
    Yes, the facts our counter intuitive, but you are letting that cause you to ignore important relevant data.

    Yes, there is a corrilaiton, but it is turning out there is not any causation.
    Learn why that's important.

    Fact: Karaoke is a fad.
    Fact: That fad is over.

    Sure, some people still do it, but then some people still have pet rocks and mood rings.

    Next time don't put you carrier in a fad market. or make a carrier out of moving from fad to fad, but do not think that these markets have any staying power.

    If you haven't noticed, the music industry does have big labels and they ahve stopped exactly nothing.

    If people just wanted to get there music for free, Apple wouldn't have sold over 2 billion songs. all of which are available for free with almost no addition effort.

    You need to step away fro your emotional connection and think rationally.

    Also, it's copyright infringement, not stealing. There is a fundamental difference between the two. It's still wrong, but it's not the same thing as stealing.

    You Are Provably Wrong, deal. If you ahve some actual facts from a reasonable study, please enlighten me.

    All the data put out by the music industry has followed economic trends not, in many cases sales have done better then the overall economic trends. Meaning it didn't drop as much as the average economy drop.

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  39. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by morghanphoenix · · Score: 2, Funny

    people steal music on the internet, sales drop for the karaoke labels, we get less karaoke.

    So, what you're saying is piracy is a good thing?

  40. But what to send to the Prosecution? by owlnation · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm sure the wives of the Prosecutors must feel overlooked. Does anyone have any suggestions as to what to send them?

    1. Re:But what to send to the Prosecution? by arthurpaliden · · Score: 4, Informative

      Addresses of dating sites....

  41. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Informative

    Before someone yells "Oh my, you could compare the rise of aids cases to lost sales and your graph would look the same" just shut up ok? Just shut the fuck up because you're another useless slashdot tool spouting the same "I HAVE A RIGHT TO STEAL OTHERS WORK" retoric that I've read on this fucking site for the last 10 years. There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    No, no. I think you're on to something here. I'm going to plot the rate of "piracy" (heck - even piracy) and the decline of auto sales. Piracy just might be undermining the auto industry as well!

  42. Re:Relevance? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are plenty of legal ways you can harm someone that should remain legal. If you produce widgets and I invent a process that lets me build widgets much cheaper, I can come in and undercut your business. Then I have harmed you, but I haven't done anything wrong.

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  43. No more! by Xest · · Score: 4, Informative

    See here:

    http://yodo.se/wallis/

    I don't know what the fuck 99% of that site says, but the following near the bottom seems pretty clear! -

    "Thanks to all of you who have sent flowers to the Wallis. But enough is enough. With flowers, vases, teddybears and chocolate for over $5000 they allready got more than they can handle."

    Of course I'm sure dropping a message or something may be a nice gesture to show your support, that or a cheque for a small amount to not buy an RIAA affiliated music CD with or something ;)

    1. Re:No more! by e-Flex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      http://yodo.se/wallis/english.php The link for the english version is in the top left of the page.

  44. Re:For the too lazy to google by mooingyak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quit trying to pretend that there's stuff outside of the US.

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  45. Wanna take bets? by Alzheimers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wanna take bets on how many of those orders were done with stolen credit card numbers?

  46. There is even a website by Husgaard · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is even a web page in english, where people can report what they give. Near the bottom of the page is a list of articles from around the world about this. There has even been written a tribute song to him after his testimony, which Wired covered here.

    And this court case has really helped the Pirate Party of Sweden. During the last week they have gotten over 1000 new members, which makes them the second-largest opposition party (in member count) in Sweden. Their youth organisation has also grown to become the second-largest political youth organization in Sewden.

  47. A new Meme on the horizon...?? by s0litaire · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see it now! If Pirate Bay wins, every one will start sending the Music bosses "A bunch of pansies" with a note saying "Sorry! for stealing your music. Hugs and kisses The Pirates" :D:D

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  48. Torrent file comments: by Artifex33 · · Score: 2, Funny

    EmptyFlowerBed.rar -- Please seed. thx!

  49. Re:Good Gravy by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 4, Funny

    True. That's why they invented vodka.

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  50. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by horza · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Valve's Steam has DRM but they've slowly earned the trust they have. I go through computers at quite a high rate, and just with my username and password have managed to have my bought games up and running within minutes on every PC I have ever used, whether on Windows or Linux. I've been running Counterstrike off there for a decade, and never once have I been restricted in how many installs, or what operating system I can install on. The prices are reasonable on there too. Steam is the only instance that springs to mind of DRM done right.

    Phillip.

  51. Re:Issues by chord.wav · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are so in the industrial age. Thanks for sharing your POV, though.

  52. Don't be a dick by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously - you may not agree with what the prosecutors are doing, you may not even like them. But it's nothing to do with their wives and families. Leave them out of it.

  53. I hope the judge had a firm hand by horza · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is an academic that is being *asked* to give up his valuable time to help the State in a case. Trying to destroy his reputation is completely unacceptable. To the professor, giving evidence in this trial is just a brief inconvenience whilst he pursues his career. Instead it turns out he was very brave to take on an organisation that acts like the mafia. His wife deserve those flowers, and the Pirate Bay have scored a massive victory in swinging public opinion in their favour.

    Phillip.

  54. Re:Issues by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those that just out and out steal (yes it is appropriate, because it means taking something without paying, regardless of the lack of a physical item taken).

    It is still inappropriate, because it is not taking. It is copying. Physical item or not (I agree that is immaterial, pun intended) the important difference is whether or not the original owner is left with or without his original.

    Stealing is actually legally defined (at least in my country) not as taking, but as "taking away" (precisely, "taking away with the intent to make your own", but that's nitpicking). If you are not "taking away", then it is not stealing in the legal sense.

    Here's the legal reference, if you can read german: http://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/stgb/__242.html

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  55. Re:Relevance? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't understand how this fellows testimony as to the relationship between album sales and file sharing is relevant. If they broke the law

    Understand this: The law is not a Boolean value.

    IF they illegally caused damage:
    How much damage did they cause?
    1 to 1000 dollars?
    1001 to 5000?
    etc.

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  56. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    There is also a direct correlation between the lack of pirates and global warming.

    All of this piracy is saving the planet So grow up and get over it.

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  57. STFU with "piracy" and "stealing" by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Interesting

    steal (yes it is appropriate, because it means taking something without paying, regardless of the lack of a physical item taken).

    No, it is not appropriate because you are NOT taking something away from someone.

    When my old cassette from a movie soundtrack got chewed up by the tape deck and I couldn't buy the CD because it was out of print and there was 0% chance that it would come back in print, finding those songs through "piracy" was not stealing, because they won't take my money even when I drive downtown and try to give it to them.

    They are stealing from me by denying me access to the cultural elements that interest me.

    And I don't want to buy the crap I keep hearing on the radio every time I walk into a shop, I demand reparation for the mental anguish caused by having their crappy tunes stuck in my head! A thousand US dollar per iteration of that suffering... I figure I'm owed a few millions, to say the least.

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  58. Re:Issues by LateArthurDent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those that just out and out steal (yes it is appropriate, because it means taking something without paying

    In copyright infringement nothing is "taken," something is "copied." If you're trying to sell a painting, and I sit down next to it and paint an exact copy and walk away, I have done something that is illegal, but I have not stolen your painting. The same concept applies if I copy your painting through easy technological means, such as taking a very high resolution picture of it.

    A requirement for theft is that the victim no longer has the product. And no, you can't argue that I've "stolen the money from the sale" because that's not money you had which you no longer have. When I copy your painting in the example above, I may decide not to buy your painting, but I'm not being charged with theft of your sale, you'd sue me for copyright infringement.

    I'm not going to get into the ethics of pirating, because there are obvious philosophical differences at hand and it comes down to your beliefs. However, there's no gray area on the theft thing, no room for discussion. Many things are wrong and many things are illegal, and most of things are not theft. You don't call fraud theft, you can't call copyright infringement theft either.

  59. Re:We all got spouses now cause we're OLD by dow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I moved back to my parents basement. Actually I quite like it here. I did have girlfriends, nearly a wife, but not too bothered about that now I can spend my money on computers and stuff.

    You Insensitive Clod.

  60. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Before someone yells "Oh my, you could compare the rise of aids cases to lost sales and your graph would look the same" just shut up ok? Just shut the fuck up because you're another useless slashdot tool spouting the same "I HAVE A RIGHT TO STEAL OTHERS WORK" retoric that I've read on this fucking site for the last 10 years. There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    I'm now beginning to feel suspicious of the possibility that you may have an agenda.

    He probably doesn't, but I'll bet his employers do.

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  61. Re:Issues by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually that's the lamest excuse/rationalization yet. If you sit down and listen to my music and then play the exact same tune yourself for your own amusement, no you have done nothing wrong. What a lame attempt.

    "Wrongness" is a matter of definition, is not an absolute in most cases, and in any event is not open to your personal interpretation in these matters.

    The problem with your argument, and that of everyone else who is attempting to make the "sharing = stealing" argument is this: what you, or I, or anyone else believes is irrelevant. In the United States, and any other country which maintains the rule of law, what does matter is how a given legal system defines a specific activity. Under U.S. law, copyright infringement is not automatically equivalent to stealing. It's just not, and regardless of your moral position on the issue, it helps if you get your facts straight so that we may discuss these important issues within the same frame of reference.

    By misusing the terms "steal" and "theft", your are simply helping to perpetuate a string of lies and half-truths promulgated by the RIAA, MPAA and similar organizations worldwide. That does not help matters at all, because you're refusing to communicate adequately, and that keeps the rest of us wasting time continually correcting you. That serves no purpose.

    Note that I am deliberately not making a statement as to whether wide-scale copyright infringement is right, wrong ... or somewhere in between. This is not as simple a problem as you would like to have us believe. However, I can say with some certainty that copyright law is out of touch with what the vast majority of music consuming citizens want, and is no longer serving the public interest. That body of law has been changed in recent years so as to dramatically diminish the public domain, and enrich a very few largely foreign-owned corporations. As much as they claim to have been hurt by the Internet and peer-to-peer activity, We the People have suffered a far greater injustice.

    Stealing or not, that's not what the United States copyright system was intended to accomplish. Quite the opposite, in fact.

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  62. No "fair use" defense under Swedish law by Anders+Andersson · · Score: 2, Informative

    The American generic notion of "fair use" does not exist in Swedish copyright law. The current Copyright Act (which dates from 1960, but has been amended several times since) instead lists a number of exceptions to copyright which may or may not apply in certain situations; here are a few of them:

    • Making temporary copies for technical reasons
    • Making a limited number of copies for personal use
    • Recording your own performances of protected works
    • Making copies for preservation in libraries
    • Making copies in Braille for the blind
    • Quoting reasonable excerpts for context and critique
    • Depicting buildings and art in public areas

    ... the list goes on. Some of these situations may be listed in the U.S. Copyright Act as well (I haven't checked), but for those that aren't, I suppose a defense of fair use could be tried.

    So, if two people sharing a work electronically falls under the umbrella of "fair use" in Sweden, then there can be no contribution to a crime by the TPB guys.

    As long as we discuss "two people", the relevant exception here would be private use (Article 12 of the Swedish Copyright Act). As has been pointed out by AC above, this is a bit hard to claim when someone makes copies for thousands of recipients. However, as the Bittorrent protocol may just as well involve thousands of people making one copy each for another person, I'd say this defense would actually have some merit, depending on other circumstances. If everybody is allowed to make a single copy, you can't prosecute a thousand people for doing exactly that just because the net result is the same as if one of them had made all the copies. Neither can you prosecute someone else for contributing to a collective act which itself doesn't constitute infringement.

    However, this particular defense happens to be moot in the TPB case, because the prosecutor dropped the "contributing to the making of copies" charge already on the second day of the trial. The charge that remains is "contributing to making works available to the public", which is a different kind of infringement, and that does not come with an exception for private use!

    This still doesn't mean the TPB guys will be found guilty, because it's the "contributory" part that seems difficult to prove. Making works available to the public, that's traditionally what a radio station may do, and the kind of "contribution" to that which would correspond to the Pirate Bay is to publish lists of radio stations, their frequencies and broadcast schedules free of charge. And one of those radio stations may actually be operated by King Kong in Cambodia, who hasn't even been called to the witness stand. Illegal or not? The court should tell. Will the World Radio & TV Handbook be next?

  63. Re:Issues by Tom · · Score: 2

    call a spade a spade!

    But that's the point. You're not asking me to call a spade a spade, you're asking me to call a hammer a spade because they're both tools.

    Yes, stealing is stealing. A hen is a hen.
    But not every act of illegal enrichment is stealing. Not every bird is a hen.

    If you don't see the difference and insist it's nitpicking, I'll gladly trade my sparrows for your hens and wait until you realize they don't lay the same kind of eggs.

    And that's not a matter of grammar. It's a matter of semantics, if you insist on bringing linguistics into the argument.

    Please, do get your facts right.

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  64. Could Slashdot get any more biased? by bonch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was just wondering, could Slashdot become any more biased in the stories it covers on the trial? Every single story is on the side of the Pirate Bay. Now we actually get one where we're supposed to feel sorry for the poor, beleaguered witness whom the prosecutors tried to discredit--the horror, a prosecutor doing what prosecutors do! Those big, mean prosecutors actually caused people to send flowers!

    I, for one, hope the people operating the most widely known torrent tracker network in the world get away scott-free so we can continue to rip artists off and not pay them for their work. Let's keep our fingers crossed, eh, Slashdot?

  65. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by bonch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My favorite justification from pirates is the "obsolete business model" argument. It's like you are purposely ignoring that iTunes and other online music stores have existed for years.

    Your piracy has nothing to do with business models. It's just a selfish act of getting something without having to pay for it. I know you and other pirates invent entire belief systems trying to justify it, but it's all a flimsy foundation to make you not feel guilty. "I'm not the bad guy--the RIAA is for their, uh, 'obsolete business model!' Yeah, that's it!"

    No wonder you posted anonymously.