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State of Colorado Calls Firefox Insecure, IE6 Safe

linuxkrn writes "The State of Colorado's Office of Technology (OIT) has set up a work skills website. The problem is that the site says 'DO NOT use FIREFOX or other Browsers besides IE. It has been decided that Mozilla based, non-IE browsers pose a security risk.' (Original emphasis from site.) If the leading IT agency for the State is making these uneducated claims, should the people worry about their other decisions?"

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  1. Attention all personnel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Education Property has been increased to 128 characters due to popular demand.

    That is all.

    1. Re:Attention all personnel by PIBM · · Score: 5, Funny

      I tried to leave a comment :

      Server Error in '/SKILLS' Application.
      Object reference not set to an instance of an object.
      Description: An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

      Exception Details: System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object.

      Source Error:

      An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be identified using the exception stack trace below.

      Stack Trace:

      [NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object.]
            Skills.Suggestion.doTheSend() in C:\Documents and Settings\qeuc34\My Documents\Visual Studio 2005\Projects\Skills\Skills\Suggestion.aspx.vb:137
            Skills.Suggestion.sendEmailLink_Click(Object sender, EventArgs e) in C:\Documents and Settings\qeuc34\My Documents\Visual Studio 2005\Projects\Skills\Skills\Suggestion.aspx.vb:127
            System.Web.UI.WebControls.LinkButton.OnClick(EventArgs e) +90
            System.Web.UI.WebControls.LinkButton.RaisePostBackEvent(String eventArgument) +76
            System.Web.UI.WebControls.LinkButton.System.Web.UI.IPostBackEventHandler.RaisePostBackEvent(String eventArgument) +7
            System.Web.UI.Page.RaisePostBackEvent(IPostBackEventHandler sourceControl, String eventArgument) +11
            System.Web.UI.Page.RaisePostBackEvent(NameValueCollection postData) +177
            System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain(Boolean includeStagesBeforeAsyncPoint, Boolean includeStagesAfterAsyncPoint) +1746

      Version Information: Microsoft .NET Framework Version:2.0.50727.1433; ASP.NET Version:2.0.50727.1433

      LOL ?!?

    2. Re:Attention all personnel by Jogar+the+Barbarian · · Score: 5, Funny

      EDUCATION:
      I got a B.S. in computer science at Crazy Go Nuts University, and learned about security, including browsers. And let me tell y

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    3. Re:Attention all personnel by Shatrat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Skills.Suggestion.doTheSend()

      Priceless. 'send()' would have been a boring name for that function.

      First Hosea wins Top Chef instead of an actual chef, and now this.
      I hate Colorado now.

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    4. Re:Attention all personnel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Fighting
      And sometimes striving
      Wondering
      What the dumple is
      Excellence
      And what is valor?
      And The Cheat
      Will hit stuff with a golf club
      C-G-N-U!

    5. Re:Attention all personnel by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Priceless. 'send()' would have been a boring name for that function.

      Look on the bright side, at least it's spelled right. I'd rather have doTheSend() than excetute(), which some kind soul helpfully made an abstract in one of our base classes, and that has since been propagated across a few hundred other classes that I'm not allowed to refactor. A little piece of me dies every time I see it.

      At least I sort of know who did it, thanks to cvs history. And if I ever figure out who the hell ers4634 is, they'll truly know what it means to be excetuted. Bastard.

    6. Re:Attention all personnel by bishiraver · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, seeing as its stack trace says *vb instead of *cs, I'm guessing it's VB.

    7. Re:Attention all personnel by Zumbs · · Score: 5, Funny

      Skills.Suggestion.doTheSend()

      Priceless. 'send()' would have been a boring name for that function.

      This is because it's already in use. Just like 'doSend()'. And what do you do when you just happen to need a third 'send()' function?

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    8. Re:Attention all personnel by jasen666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      .SendThatBitch() /*if only my bosses ever bothered to read my code comments! They wouldn't be able to keep a straight face while firing me*/

    9. Re:Attention all personnel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      VB.NET is equally as powerful as C#. You're comment shows your ignorance

    10. Re:Attention all personnel by Bryansix · · Score: 2, Funny

      VB.NET is actually a great programming language. Really for Web Development it's only second to C#.NET.

    11. Re:Attention all personnel by jwhitener · · Score: 5, Funny

      doTheSend()... that is amusing. I think it is even funnier that they left the code in:

      C:\Documents and Settings\qeuc34\My Documents\Visual Studio 2005\Projects\Skills\

      So..I guess they could only afford one copy of Visual Studio, and it is....on the server..../boggle

      And production code running from "My Documents" haha.

       

    12. Re:Attention all personnel by jonaskoelker · · Score: 5, Funny

      they'll truly know what it means to be excetuted. Bastart.

      Broke That For You.

    13. Re:Attention all personnel by mysidia · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is why they told you not to use Mozilla. It poses a security risk for the site... look, you went and disobeyed the directions and broke it!

      All because you were using Mozilla instead of IE!

    14. Re:Attention all personnel by Machtyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      No no no MY comment shows MY ignorance.

      Wait... what?

    15. Re:Attention all personnel by ers4634 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And if I ever figure out who the hell ers4634 is, they'll truly know what it means to be excetuted.

      Good luck with that. I mean, he could be anyone. ;)

    16. Re:Attention all personnel by symbolset · · Score: 5, Funny

      Server Error in '/SKILLS' Application.

      That may be the most astute error message I've ever read.

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    17. Re:Attention all personnel by Firehed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, go all the way. inUrMethodSendinUrMessage() or bust.

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  2. What do you expect... by dark404 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do you expect from a state who uses 128 characters to describe a perspective hire's education.
    The Education Property has been increased to 128 characters due to popular demand. Thanks for your patience.

    1. Re:What do you expect... by Gat0r30y · · Score: 4, Funny

      Teachers here in CO often have bumper stickers proclaiming: Welcome to Colorado, 49th in funding for schools. Perhaps there is a correlation, then again, I was educated exclusively in this state so maybe I'm just an idiot.

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  3. Re:That's just bad by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe they're not morons, maybe it's just that the entire state is on the cutting edge of the latest trolling fads? Like, it's so good at trolling that I can't think of how the joke is on everyone, so...

    My head hurts, colorado wins again...

  4. Who's on first? by esocid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Must use IE. Windows is unsafe. FF is not.

    Head asplodes.

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  5. Re:That's just bad by CannonballHead · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if the website was hacked already and its a fake ;) :)

  6. The Decider by janeuner · · Score: 2, Funny

    He decided.

  7. Re:Nice quote by inthedump · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe their size is "Micro" and its always "Soft".

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  8. From the site by symes · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the site:

    "Questions and Answers"

    "Can I use Firefox or another Browser?"

    "No! For security reasons, and some significant processing issues as well, the only supported Browser is Internet Explorer Release 6 or later."

    "What if I have a Skill that isn't listed?"

    "The "Suggestion" tool enables you to communicate directly with the Administrators. We will research your proposed Skill with your input and agreement."

    I'd like to learn how to make web pages. Think I might see if I can tap these guys expertise. Anyone else fancy coming along?

  9. Re:That's just bad by castorvx · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the plus side, his workstation is about to get an HTTP benchmark.

  10. Re:That's just bad by xrayspx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Were you using IE to send your comment?

  11. Re:Their FAQ page... by memorycardfull · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://www.sciencemadesimple.com/sky_blue.html The answer to "Why is the sky blue?" is reproduced from copyrighted material at sciencemadesimple.com

  12. Re:If I were from colorado.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously the correct approach is to send them a link to a special web page that will infect their computer if using IE. Once you've taken over their computer, you can use it to change their policies to supporting Firefox.

  13. Re:"It has been decided" by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm despairing, all right.

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  14. Re:That's just bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is from the site headers:

    HTTP/1.1 200 OK
    Date: Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:06:53 GMT
    Server: Microsoft-IIS/6.0
    MicrosoftOfficeWebServer: 5.0_Pub
    X-Powered-By: ASP.NET
    X-AspNet-Version: 2.0.50727
    Cache-Control: private
    Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8
    Content-Length: 7454

    I love how they have the office web server extensions enabled. Ouch.

  15. Why? by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can just drive down there and slap them in person...

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  16. Re:PEBKAC by residieu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, you're not really a winner until you successfully punch the monkey.

  17. Re:That's just bad by Excaliburszone · · Score: 2, Funny

    The error message says it all: "Server Error in '/SKILLS' Application." It seems, from the way the site is designed to how functional it is that the error in the '/SKILLS' Application is that they do not have any.

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  18. Re:If I were from colorado.. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

    The feedback button doesn't work, anyways.

    That's just in IE6. Better security that way.

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  19. Re:"It has been decided" by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

    So Colorado's OIT hired Ozymandias?

    Quite possibly. The state's IT infrastructure seems to come from that general time frame.

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  20. Re:That's just bad by davester666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other, completely unrelated news, Microsoft announced today that they are opening a new software development center in Colorado.

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  21. Re:That's just bad by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh yeah, I'd love to see them try and apprehend Batman. I mean come on, the cops never catch him.

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  22. That's simple? Here's _simple_! by Xtifr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh yay, another great example of providing a technically correct, but thoroughly misleading answer. "To answer these questions, we must learn about light, and the Earth's atmosphere." No, you mustn't. Ok, you need to learn one thing: "the sky is blue because air is blue" (from Recurring Science Misconceptions in K-6 Textbooks). All that crap about Rayleigh scattering and frequencies of light is...well, it's true but it's generally beside the point.

    Q. Why is my shirt red?
    A1. (bad) To answer these questions, we must learn about light, and how photons are absorbed or reflected by different materials, and how the cones of the eye convert photons into neural impulses....
    A2. (good) because it was dyed red.

    Granted, all that other stuff can be interesting too, but to claim that you're providing the simple explanation is just ridiculous.

    (At least it's not as bad as the standard explanation of an airfoil, which is simply wrong.)

  23. Re:If I were from colorado.. by dotancohen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try mailing them colorado . nimp . org
    (link broken for reasons you either already know, or don't want to)

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  24. Re:That's just bad by a_nonamiss · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Please come with us Mr. West."
    "But I don't even have a computer.

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  25. Very smart indeed by Krneki · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Make a web site.
    2. Claim Firefox is insecure while IE is.
    3. Get yourself noticed on Slashdot.
    4 ...
    5. Profit?

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  26. Re:Message from the State Chief Information Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Whew, that's a relief! I was afraid that Jerry Taylor moved from Tuttle and got a job in Denver.

  27. Re:Message from the State Chief Information Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Before becoming a public-sector CIO, Locatis was the senior director of enterprise technology strategy for Time Warner Cable Inc., part of Time Warner Inc., a Fortune 50 company and the country's largest entertainment firm. Locatis honed his skills at aligning customer-service delivery systems...

    Speaking as someone with first hand experience with Time Warner Cable's "customer-service delivery systems", this whole story does not surprise me in the least.

  28. Re:That's just bad by Slashcrap · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, you really should not do that.

    Sheesh...

    No, we only condone DoS attacks here at Slashdot.